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("THERE'S NO BUSINESS
LIKE SHOW BUSINESS" PLAYING)
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♪ There's no business
Like show business ♪
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♪ Like no business I know ♪
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♪ Everything about it
Is appealing ♪
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♪ Everything the traffic
Will allow ♪
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♪ Nowhere could you get
That happy feeling ♪
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♪ When you are stealing
That extra bow ♪
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♪ There's no people
Like show people ♪
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♪ They smile
When they are low ♪
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♪ Yesterday they told you
You would not go far ♪
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♪ That night you open
And there you are ♪
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♪ Next day
On your dressing room ♪
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♪ They've hung a star ♪
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♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ On with the show ♪
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Say what now?
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Vaginas make his flesh creep.
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What-- What class was this for?
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PE.
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Whose vagina
is he talking about?
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General vaginas.
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So... Wait.
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You went to PE?
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It was a class on CPR.
They were discussing anginas.
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So, he thought
they said vaginas!
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Oh, I mean, he isn't
exactly sexually active.
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He hasn't even seen one.
We talk about sex all the time.
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- Usually during carpool.
- Mr. Smart--
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Which is why
my mom drives us now.
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In history class,
Les was assigned
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one page on Manifest Destiny.
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Instead, he turned in
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a nine-page
Wizard of Oz musical
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set in the French Revolution
he calls "Les Wiz."
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I'm sorry.
I'm trying to understand.
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Aren't nine pages
better than one?
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That wasn't the assignment.
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Les, would you
please step outside?
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Like it's my fault vaginas
make my flesh creep.
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You haven't seen one yet!
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It's because
he hasn't seen one yet.
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Mr. Smart,
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you may need to consider
the possibility that Les...
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is homosexual.
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That is a remarkable statement.
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You know
I'm in theater, right?
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For a living.
I produce regional theater.
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I don't see
what that has to do with--
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Uh, just follow the plot.
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Theater teaches empathy.
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We don't care
if someone's black or white--
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Neither do we.
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Don't care
if they are gay or straight...
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- Neither do we.
- Rich, poor, thin, fat--
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Neither do we!
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We don't care
who they happen to love,
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or have sex with, Mrs. Franklin.
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As long as they are talented--
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Christian.
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- Talented.
- Christian.
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- Talented.
- Christian.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(MAN) You know, Les,
I've always felt deeply sorry
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for people
who couldn't appreciate me.
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(LES)
Noël Coward, 1899 to 1973!
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I was from Teddington,
Middlesex, you see.
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Have you ever played
Teddington, Middlesex?
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Not yet.
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Well, if you do,
just make the best of it.
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My point is, Les,
I was a boy actor like you.
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You and I think differently
than other boys and girls.
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I'd like to fit in, Noël.
But I don't know how, I guess.
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It didn't bother me
in the least.
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I call bullshit.
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I never cared
who scored the goal,
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or which side
won the silver cup.
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I never learned to bat or bowl.
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But I heard
the curtain going up!
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(FATHER GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Come on, Les. Let's go pick up
your mother and brother.
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(BELL RINGS)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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I hate this school.
No one gets me.
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You're a weirdo.
It's not their fault.
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Wait till you get
to high school.
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You'll find your people.
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Derrick likes high school.
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Derrick likes
pushing the button in elevators.
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Well, you're more complicated
than your brother.
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You're an artist, like me.
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But Derrick's popular.
You gave Derrick a popular name.
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You actually gave me a name
with no value.
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Les--
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If dirt were a name,
you would've called me dirt.
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Nice. Clever and dramatic.
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You'll be happy too.
It's inevitable.
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Were you popular
in middle school?
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(SCOFFS)
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Five people are popular
in middle school, Dirt.
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I already knew I wanted
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to produce shows on Broadway
when I was your age.
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Who wants to do that
in middle school?
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Talk about weirdos.
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(CAR HONKS)
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Does it bother you
it never happened?
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Things change on a dime
in show business.
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It could still happen,
you'll see.
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Come on.
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Vaginas scared me too at first.
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Don't worry about it.
Vaginas will grow on you.
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("GIVE MY REGARDS
TO BROADWAY" PLAYING)
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♪ Give my regards to Broadway ♪
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♪ Remember me
To Herald Square ♪
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♪ Tell all the gang
At Forty-Second Street ♪
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♪ That I will soon be there ♪
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Buddy, you need
to talk with your son.
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Why are they mine
when they're in trouble?
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Ernie Saracino wants to quit.
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Les.
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Why is it me?
It could be Derrick.
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He says Les just arbitrarily
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sneaks into scenes
during the show.
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I didn't sneak.
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I told him I really think
I should be in more scenes.
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You're not the director.
You can't--
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It's Fiddler on the Roof.
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I'm pretty sure
there were children in Anatevka.
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Ernie Saracino is the best,
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least expensive
director we have.
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We cannot afford to lose him.
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And he's tired of you
upstaging everyone.
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Derrick almost
lost his virginity.
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- Hey!
- Almost?
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How almost?
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- Her name's Annabeth Devine.
- Shut up!
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Maybe Anna Bess.
(LISPING) She lisps.
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Well, invite her
over for dinner.
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We'd all like to meet her.
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(SCOFFS) No.
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No? It's not like you're
embarrassed by us or anything.
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Dad, of course I am.
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Well, then bring her
by the theater on a matinee day.
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She won't even know
we're checking her out.
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(SCOFFS) No one I know
wants to go to the theater.
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God, I don't even want to be
at the theater matinee days.
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I-I'd rather do football.
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- Okay? They're having--
- That's just a phase.
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I could easily make the team
at this school.
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It's not my rule,
there are eight shows a week.
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That's just the way it is.
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I'm not doing
any more musicals.
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You are not the only 16-year-old
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who has to work
in the family business.
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You don't even pay me.
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Well, you're not very good.
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Just bring her over for dinner.
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Uh, no, better yet,
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we'll be having auditions
at the house
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for Raisin in the Sun soon.
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Bring her by then.
She will love it.
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She won't, Dad. She's normal.
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She'll grow out of it.
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(WOMAN) We'll stay
with your Uncle Abram!
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(MAN) We're staying
with your Uncle Abrams!
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We're staying
with your Uncle Abrams!
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The whole world
has to know our business!
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(CROWD LAUGHTER)
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Stop yelling and start packing.
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(MAN)
I don't need your advice, Golde.
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(LAUGHTER)
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We have a train to catch,
and a boat.
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Children, put the bundles
on the wagon.
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Work hard, Motel.
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Come to us soon.
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(WOMAN) Go on. Do it!
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Why go through life unnoticed?
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(LES)
Ruth Gordon, 1896 to 1985.
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Which scene are you crashing?
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I promised my dad I wouldn't.
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Well, some days,
you have to lie.
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This next scene's
the one I really wanna get into.
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They're forced to leave their
little village of Anatevka.
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So they stand
in a circle holding hands,
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then let go
and go their separate ways.
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It's symbolic.
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Terrific!
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But I don't know
how to get in the circle
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'cause they're holding hands.
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Just do it.
You'll figure it out.
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You gotta go out there
and show 'em what you got.
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(DISTANT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
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Don't worry
about Ernie Saracino.
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What can he do?
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Go on. Make it great.
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Bring the scene
up to your great level.
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Go! Go!
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What the hell are you doing?
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(VOICE CRACKING)
I'm leaving Anatevka!
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(MOTHER) Honey,
our electric bill
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is killing us.
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Couldn't we raise the temp
in the theater a bit?
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It doesn't need to be
like a morgue in there.
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(BUDDY)
Cold keeps the audience alert.
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And it keeps us in debt.
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- Let's just go to sleep.
- (SIGHS)
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Seems to me the only thing
we ever fight about is money.
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Well, I'm an American.
And I love money.
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Honestly, though,
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you know what
I'm afraid of, Buddy?
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Silence?
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Look, we are rich in other ways.
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And I've got
some coals in the fire.
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Big things are coming.
(CLUCKS TONGUE)
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- I saw Reverend Jackson.
- Mace--
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Millions of people
find comfort in God.
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You act like it's just me.
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I just don't want to be
associated with it.
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I was raised by two of
the meanest, churchiest women--
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I'm not your horrible
dead aunts, I'm your wife.
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And if you loved me, you would
at least be open to it.
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But if you loved me,
you wouldn't try to change me.
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It's because I love you, Buddy.
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It would break my heart
to watch you die without God.
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Sweetie,
who says I'm going first?
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- Mm. (LAUGHS)
- Hmm?
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Honestly, I thought
I would've worn you down by now.
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The thought of you in purgatory
terrifies me.
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(MACY SIGHS)
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- Goodnight.
- Oh. Stop talking.
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You don't always get
to have the last word, you know?
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- You're right.
- Then stop talking.
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- I am.
- I mean it.
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- I know.
- Don't say any more. (CHUCKLES)
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- I won't.
- Oh...
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(LAUGHS)
I have to sleep.
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I have to get up early
to make the boys' lunches.
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(BUDDY SIGHS)
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- Sweet dreams.
- I knew you were gonna do that!
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(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
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(MACY) Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Honest to Betsy!
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Do you have to play that thing
where we can hear it?
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Mom, I have to practice,
or I'll never sound good.
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You'll never sound good
'cause you're playing a bagpipe.
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Bagpipes sound like a mistake.
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Well, who were we bothering?
We're making music.
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00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,245
That is not music!
253
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:36,214
Those things sounded
lousy on stage.
254
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,682
They sound worse in life.
255
00:11:37,815 --> 00:11:39,584
Les, come in
and get ready for school.
256
00:11:39,717 --> 00:11:41,052
(BAGPIPE TOOTS)
257
00:11:41,185 --> 00:11:44,422
I will call the police on you
myself, I swear it.
258
00:11:44,556 --> 00:11:45,925
(BUDDY)
Can you at least take joy
259
00:11:46,057 --> 00:11:48,861
in the fact of knowing
that any minute we might stop?
260
00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,331
On with the show.
261
00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:57,535
(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
262
00:11:57,669 --> 00:11:59,637
(DOGS BARKING)
263
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,418
(SIGHS)
264
00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:15,420
(STUDENT) Hey.
265
00:12:17,255 --> 00:12:18,489
I was just wondering,
266
00:12:18,623 --> 00:12:20,224
how come you never
play sports after school?
267
00:12:20,358 --> 00:12:22,193
I work at my parents' theater.
268
00:12:22,594 --> 00:12:23,595
Theater?
269
00:12:24,729 --> 00:12:26,865
I thought theater's
just for fags.
270
00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:28,733
Not just.
271
00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,234
Are you a fag?
272
00:12:30,735 --> 00:12:33,404
Actually, are you
a boy or a girl?
273
00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,141
You know you're going to hell,
right, faggot?
274
00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,311
You and all of your AIDS-y fag
friends are gonna burn in hell.
275
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:45,017
♪ Sodomy ♪
276
00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:47,752
♪ Fellatio ♪
277
00:12:47,886 --> 00:12:49,955
♪ Cunnilingus ♪
278
00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:53,591
♪ Why do these words
Sound so nasty? ♪
279
00:12:53,725 --> 00:12:56,361
Hair, 1967.
280
00:12:56,494 --> 00:13:00,331
Galt McDermot, James Rado,
Gerome Ragni, asshole.
281
00:13:00,465 --> 00:13:01,566
You tell 'em, Les.
282
00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:03,102
It's the age of Aquarius, man.
283
00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:05,470
Let the sunshine in, you turd.
284
00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:08,473
You are so fucking weird.
285
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:11,709
Yes, I am!
286
00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:14,846
(SIGHS)
287
00:13:15,179 --> 00:13:17,950
(BELL RINGS)
288
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,684
For what we are
about to receive,
289
00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:21,753
may the Lord
make us truly grateful.
290
00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:22,888
Amen.
291
00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:27,926
Uh, I have an announcement.
292
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:30,628
Two words.
293
00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:33,798
You ready?
294
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,667
Were those them?
295
00:13:36,701 --> 00:13:37,702
No.
296
00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:40,939
New Jersey.
297
00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:42,407
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
298
00:13:43,675 --> 00:13:45,209
I haven't even said
what's in New Jersey.
299
00:13:45,343 --> 00:13:46,744
Les, what-- what are you doing?
300
00:13:47,512 --> 00:13:49,280
Just being supportive.
301
00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:50,949
Uh, okay.
302
00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:53,584
So, I talked with Ed Monroe.
303
00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:57,022
The Barn Theater in New Jersey
is ours if we want it.
304
00:13:57,622 --> 00:13:59,724
Now it's a family decision.
We all get to vote--
305
00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:01,426
No, we're not moving
to New Jersey.
306
00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,128
That's actually a good theater!
Like, 1100 seats.
307
00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:04,595
- How much are they paying us?
- Well--
308
00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:06,731
No, I-I--
Dad, I like it here. Okay?
309
00:14:06,865 --> 00:14:09,333
I-I like my friends.
I like my school.
310
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,703
I have a girlfriend, okay?
I can't like...
311
00:14:11,836 --> 00:14:12,637
What's the point
of doing anything
312
00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:13,906
if we always have to start over?
313
00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:15,740
Derrick, The Barn
is a summer theater.
314
00:14:15,874 --> 00:14:17,208
We'd be back in the fall.
315
00:14:17,341 --> 00:14:18,643
- Ding, ding, ding!
- So, I got plans this summer.
316
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,012
- Les. Can you...
- What?
317
00:14:20,145 --> 00:14:22,547
You didn't even let me
get to the fun part.
318
00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:24,315
Milwaukee!
319
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,784
- Oh, my God!
- (SIGHS)
320
00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:30,555
Ed also owns
321
00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:32,457
the Players Theater
in Milwaukee.
322
00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:34,893
Now if we do
enough business this summer,
323
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,794
he's going to offer us
324
00:14:36,929 --> 00:14:39,297
a five-year contract
for both theaters.
325
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,667
No more season to season!
326
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,136
That sounds too good to be true.
327
00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:45,603
- (LAUGHING) Yes!
- Wait.
328
00:14:45,737 --> 00:14:46,537
What if we don't do
enough business at The Barn?
329
00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:48,506
Well, then we're screwed.
330
00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:52,577
If we all decide
to go to The Barn,
331
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:55,881
then I have to give notice here
so they have time to replace me.
332
00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:58,951
And if we don't do
333
00:14:59,084 --> 00:15:01,920
enough business this summer,
then we end up with...
334
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,089
(POPS) ...nothing.
335
00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:06,058
Of course. When is it ever easy?
336
00:15:06,191 --> 00:15:07,759
I-I-I vote no. Okay?
337
00:15:07,893 --> 00:15:08,927
Enough.
338
00:15:09,061 --> 00:15:11,163
I... All I wanna do
is play football
339
00:15:11,295 --> 00:15:12,430
and lose my virginity.
340
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,199
That's not asking a lot.
341
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:15,399
And I can't do
either of those things
342
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,035
if I'm constantly moving around.
343
00:15:17,169 --> 00:15:18,302
I like it here.
344
00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:19,938
Okay? Please, just...
345
00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:21,706
Les, how do you vote?
346
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,209
I vote...
347
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:27,512
that we leave this ugly town.
348
00:15:27,645 --> 00:15:30,048
Okay, so we have one
voting to stay, one to leave.
349
00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:31,250
You little shit.
350
00:15:31,382 --> 00:15:32,383
Don't say "shit"
when we're eating.
351
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,585
Nobody likes me here, okay?
352
00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:36,354
Derrick, and you
can play football anywhere.
353
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,623
You can do better
than Annabeth Devine.
354
00:15:38,756 --> 00:15:40,092
I didn't wanna tell you this,
355
00:15:40,225 --> 00:15:41,960
but she told me her favorite
Marx brother was Curly.
356
00:15:42,094 --> 00:15:43,427
Guess what?
I don't give a shit who
357
00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,930
- her favorite Marx brother is.
- Derrick.
358
00:15:45,063 --> 00:15:46,899
Curly isn't a Marx brother.
He's Three Stooges!
359
00:15:47,032 --> 00:15:48,332
That's very telling.
360
00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:50,301
What do you think, Mace, huh?
361
00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:52,237
I mean, no pressure.
362
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,672
This is just our entire future.
363
00:15:54,806 --> 00:15:55,908
Well, I know
how you're gonna vote,
364
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,143
and I know how
you want me to vote.
365
00:15:59,343 --> 00:16:01,246
(MACY EXHALES)
366
00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:03,882
You're quite adorable
when you get keyed up.
367
00:16:04,082 --> 00:16:06,018
Oh! I know it.
368
00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:08,352
You're the biggest liar.
You only ever think of yourself!
369
00:16:08,486 --> 00:16:10,122
No. That's not true.
370
00:16:10,255 --> 00:16:11,455
Just last night, I was up late
371
00:16:11,589 --> 00:16:14,126
imagining what
it must feel like to be you.
372
00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,864
But then, I got so bored.
373
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:20,431
- (SHOUTS)
- (YELPS)
374
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:22,366
- Five years?
- Yeah.
375
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,002
We could have real lives.
376
00:16:24,136 --> 00:16:25,369
Yes!
377
00:16:25,503 --> 00:16:26,504
- Wow! But...
- (LES SCREAMS)
378
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,772
You little asshole!
379
00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:29,041
- No, uh-uh, no, Derrick!
- Come here!
380
00:16:29,174 --> 00:16:30,876
I'm just,
I'm so afraid to be hopeful.
381
00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:33,145
This could be the biggest
mistake we've ever made.
382
00:16:33,278 --> 00:16:36,781
But Milwaukee
could lead to bigger cities.
383
00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:40,319
Our name could
finally mean something.
384
00:16:40,618 --> 00:16:42,020
This is what
we've been waiting for.
385
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:44,488
But if it doesn't work,
I mean... (GASPS)
386
00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:46,791
Honey, we'd be
living in the car.
387
00:16:46,925 --> 00:16:49,061
That's a new low, even for us.
388
00:16:49,228 --> 00:16:51,696
Mace, it could be great.
389
00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,432
Well... (SIGHS)
390
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:57,102
Great is the way I like it.
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
391
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:04,209
(CHEERS AND LAUGHS)
392
00:17:04,343 --> 00:17:05,344
Yes!
393
00:17:05,476 --> 00:17:07,346
(BOTH CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
394
00:17:07,645 --> 00:17:09,982
Mwah! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
395
00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,550
- (MUFFLED MUSIC)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
396
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:13,919
(BUDDY) Derrick?
397
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:17,189
(MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES)
398
00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:26,064
I know you're upset.
399
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,100
I'm not upset.
400
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,102
- I'm not going.
- (MUFFLED MUSIC STOPS)
401
00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:32,170
I'll stay here
with Annabeth's family.
402
00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:34,805
That is never going to happen.
403
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,707
I got a job at Foot Locker.
404
00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:38,709
I'll stay with her family,
pay her family rent.
405
00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:40,879
I'll stay in school.
I'm almost 18 anyway.
406
00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:42,014
You're 16.
407
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:43,115
I'm happy here.
408
00:17:43,248 --> 00:17:44,383
You're gonna be happy there too.
409
00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:45,918
I'm happy here.
410
00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:48,086
Okay? I hate always
saying goodbye to everyone.
411
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:50,454
Well, you won't have to say
goodbye for five years.
412
00:17:50,588 --> 00:17:52,391
If we even make it there!
413
00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:55,327
This is yours,
Les and Mom's dream.
414
00:17:55,693 --> 00:17:57,095
Theater, it's all right,
415
00:17:57,229 --> 00:17:59,364
except it's bullshit.
It's not real.
416
00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:02,566
Real is so overrated, Derrick.
417
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,102
I-I-I have a girlfriend here.
You--
418
00:18:04,236 --> 00:18:06,004
You'll have a dozen girlfriends.
419
00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:08,340
And that's life. You don't--
You don't stop at the first one.
420
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:11,009
So I should just sleep around?
Is that what you're telling me?
421
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,811
- Yes.
- (SCOFFS)
422
00:18:13,946 --> 00:18:15,981
I wish someone would've told me.
423
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:19,184
Look, Derrick,
you're a great looking kid...
424
00:18:19,318 --> 00:18:20,551
You're not listening.
425
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:21,853
That's the last thing
I think about, you know?
426
00:18:21,987 --> 00:18:24,022
Did you know that
more Playboy Playmates
427
00:18:24,156 --> 00:18:27,525
come out of Milwaukee
than any other town?
428
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,329
Dad, you can't just
make things up
429
00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:31,796
and then think
that they're true.
430
00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:36,435
Derrick, you have to dream
things into happening.
431
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:39,137
You have to dream
bigger than you are.
432
00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:42,673
And you have to find work
that you love,
433
00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:46,345
and then you bring that love
into work with you.
434
00:18:46,945 --> 00:18:50,614
(STAMMERS) Who would rather
work at the Foot Locker
435
00:18:50,748 --> 00:18:53,018
when you could work
in the theater?
436
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,687
Me!
437
00:18:57,089 --> 00:18:58,123
(SCOFFS)
438
00:18:58,256 --> 00:19:01,826
("WALK OF LIFE"
BY DIRE STRAITS PLAYING)
439
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,463
Thirteen, fourteen.
All bags are accounted for.
440
00:19:04,595 --> 00:19:05,796
You gonna be okay there,
Annabeth?
441
00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:08,166
- (SOBS)
- Okay then.
442
00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:14,339
Goodbye, Akron.
I will not be back.
443
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:16,208
There are places I like better.
444
00:19:16,341 --> 00:19:20,145
Derrick, come on. Chop, chop.
Get the show on the road.
445
00:19:21,413 --> 00:19:24,316
("WALK OF LIFE"
BY DIRE STRAITS CONTINUES)
446
00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:26,351
(HORN HONKS)
447
00:19:32,623 --> 00:19:35,427
♪ Here comes Johnny
Singing oldies goldies ♪
448
00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:38,163
♪ "Be-Bop-A-Lula"
"Baby What I Say" ♪
449
00:19:38,296 --> 00:19:40,966
♪ Here comes Johnny
Singing "I Got a Woman" ♪
450
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:44,069
♪ Down in the tunnels
Trying to make it pay ♪
451
00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:46,938
♪ He got the action
He got the motion ♪
452
00:19:47,072 --> 00:19:49,540
♪ Oh, yeah
The boy can play ♪
453
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,210
♪ Dedication
Devotion ♪
454
00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:54,513
♪ Turning all the night time
Into the day ♪
455
00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:57,015
♪ He do the song
About the sweet lovin' woman ♪
456
00:19:57,349 --> 00:19:58,950
♪ He do the song
About the knife ♪
457
00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:00,018
(MUSIC MUFFLES)
458
00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:02,521
♪ They do the walk ♪
459
00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:04,456
What's our address out there?
460
00:20:04,923 --> 00:20:07,658
- Hmm...
- We're not exactly sure.
461
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,163
Remember Dee Baskin, who played
Anybodys in West Side Story?
462
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:13,031
- In real life too.
- (CHUCKLES)
463
00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:15,967
She sells real estate
in New Jersey now.
464
00:20:16,101 --> 00:20:19,271
We are going to stay in empty
houses Dee Baskin's selling.
465
00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:20,906
(SCOFFS)
Do the owners know?
466
00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:24,009
- (BOTH GROAN)
- Great. We're squatters.
467
00:20:24,142 --> 00:20:25,343
We're enterprising.
468
00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:27,112
I'll just tell Annabeth
to address her letters
469
00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:29,247
to "Empty houses
Dee Baskin is selling."
470
00:20:29,381 --> 00:20:30,815
Derrick, you're handsome.
471
00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:32,417
You'll be single
for an hour wherever we go.
472
00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:34,553
I don't give a red hot shit
about how I look, okay?
473
00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:37,122
I wish everyone would just
shut up about how I looked.
474
00:20:37,255 --> 00:20:38,557
- (LAUGHS)
- What?
475
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:40,425
Oh, my God, you got lipstick
all over your face!
476
00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:42,160
- Shit.
- (LAUGHS)
477
00:20:42,294 --> 00:20:43,661
Is it gone?
478
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:45,097
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. You got it.
479
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,332
("I AM THE VERY MODEL OF
A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL" PLAYING)
480
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,103
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
481
00:20:51,236 --> 00:20:53,771
♪ I've information vegetable
Animal and mineral ♪
482
00:20:53,905 --> 00:20:55,173
♪ I know the kings of England ♪
483
00:20:55,307 --> 00:20:56,908
♪ And I quote
The fights historical ♪
484
00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:59,411
♪ From Marathon to Waterloo
In order categorical ♪
485
00:20:59,544 --> 00:21:01,246
Ha ha!
486
00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:04,149
♪ I'm very well-acquainted too
With matters mathematical ♪
487
00:21:04,282 --> 00:21:05,584
♪ I understand equations ♪
488
00:21:05,716 --> 00:21:06,852
♪ Both the simple
And quadratical ♪
489
00:21:06,985 --> 00:21:08,253
♪ About binomial theorem ♪
490
00:21:08,386 --> 00:21:10,721
♪ I am teeming
With a lot o' news ♪
491
00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:12,958
Oh, yes.
492
00:21:13,091 --> 00:21:14,459
♪ With many cheerful facts ♪
493
00:21:14,593 --> 00:21:16,627
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪
494
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,130
♪ With many cheerful facts ♪
495
00:21:18,263 --> 00:21:19,598
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪
496
00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:21,099
♪ With many cheerful facts ♪
497
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:22,534
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪
498
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,136
♪ With many cheerful facts ♪
499
00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:25,971
♪ About the square
Of the hypoten-potenuse ♪
500
00:21:26,104 --> 00:21:28,039
- (ARPEGGIO PLAYS)
- Mom!
501
00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:30,641
♪ I'm very good at integral
And differential calculus ♪
502
00:21:30,774 --> 00:21:33,311
♪ I know the scientific names
Of beings animalculous ♪
503
00:21:33,445 --> 00:21:36,081
♪ In short in matters vegetable
Animal and mineral ♪
504
00:21:36,214 --> 00:21:38,483
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
505
00:21:38,617 --> 00:21:41,253
♪ In short in matters vegetable
Animal and mineral ♪
506
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:44,489
♪ He is the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
507
00:21:44,623 --> 00:21:45,857
- (CHUCKLES)
- Derrick!
508
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:48,927
(BUDDY) Derrick?
509
00:21:49,561 --> 00:21:50,728
(MACY) Derrick?
510
00:21:51,163 --> 00:21:52,730
- Oh, my God.
- (SONG CONTINUES)
511
00:21:52,864 --> 00:21:54,099
(ACTOR)
♪ I know our mythic history ♪
512
00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:55,267
♪ King Arthur's
And Sir Caradoc's ♪
513
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,834
♪ I answer hard acrostics ♪
514
00:21:56,968 --> 00:21:57,835
♪ I've a pretty taste
For paradox ♪
515
00:21:57,969 --> 00:21:59,237
♪ I quote in elegiacs ♪
516
00:21:59,371 --> 00:22:00,838
♪ All the crimes
Of Heliogabalus ♪
517
00:22:00,972 --> 00:22:03,642
♪ In conics I can floor
Peculiarities parabolous ♪
518
00:22:03,774 --> 00:22:05,243
(PERSON COUGHS)
519
00:22:05,377 --> 00:22:06,777
♪ I can tell
Undoubted Raphaels ♪
520
00:22:06,912 --> 00:22:08,280
♪ From Gerard Dows
And Zoffanies ♪
521
00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:09,648
♪ I know the croaking chorus ♪
522
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:10,882
♪ From the frogs
Of Aristophanes ♪
523
00:22:11,016 --> 00:22:12,517
♪ Then I can hum a fugue ♪
524
00:22:12,651 --> 00:22:14,119
♪ Of which I've heard
The music's din afore ♪
525
00:22:14,486 --> 00:22:17,255
Din afore? Din afore?
Din afore? Ah.
526
00:22:17,721 --> 00:22:19,124
♪ And whistle all the airs ♪
527
00:22:19,257 --> 00:22:20,791
♪ From that infernal nonsense
Pinafore ♪
528
00:22:20,926 --> 00:22:22,327
♪ And whistle all the airs ♪
529
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,495
♪ From that infernal nonsense
Pinafore ♪
530
00:22:23,628 --> 00:22:25,063
♪ And whistle all the airs ♪
531
00:22:25,197 --> 00:22:26,198
♪ From that infernal nonsense
Pinafore ♪
532
00:22:26,331 --> 00:22:27,866
♪ And whistle all the airs ♪
533
00:22:27,999 --> 00:22:29,700
♪ From that infernal nonsense
Pina-Pinafore ♪
534
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:30,869
(ARPEGGIO PLAYS)
535
00:22:31,002 --> 00:22:32,370
♪ For my military knowledge ♪
536
00:22:32,504 --> 00:22:33,572
♪ Though I'm plucky
And adventury ♪
537
00:22:33,704 --> 00:22:34,940
♪ Has only been brought down ♪
538
00:22:35,073 --> 00:22:36,575
♪ To the beginning
Of the century ♪
539
00:22:36,707 --> 00:22:38,243
♪ But still in matters
Vegetable, animal and mineral ♪
540
00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:40,178
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
541
00:22:40,312 --> 00:22:42,314
♪ But still in matters
Vegetable, animal and mineral ♪
542
00:22:42,447 --> 00:22:45,016
♪ He is the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
543
00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:48,420
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
544
00:22:51,356 --> 00:22:53,325
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
545
00:22:54,993 --> 00:22:56,194
(WHISPERS) What the fuck!
546
00:22:56,328 --> 00:22:58,196
(WOMAN) Bravo!
547
00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:00,065
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
548
00:23:00,198 --> 00:23:03,401
- (BUDDY HUMMING)
- (MACY SIGHS)
549
00:23:06,004 --> 00:23:07,239
Is that the smile
you're gonna wear?
550
00:23:07,372 --> 00:23:08,907
Well, I don't have a poker face.
You know that.
551
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,408
Come on, the show was great.
552
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:11,977
Yeah, but the house wasn't.
553
00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:14,745
Seriously, Ed Monroe
did not look happy.
554
00:23:14,879 --> 00:23:16,181
What are we gonna say to Ed?
555
00:23:16,314 --> 00:23:18,950
- Ed! Congratulations!
- Ed! Congratulations!
556
00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:20,385
Beautiful production, Buddy.
557
00:23:20,518 --> 00:23:22,020
Well, if you're happy,
we're happy.
558
00:23:22,153 --> 00:23:23,888
- I'm not happy.
- Oh.
559
00:23:24,022 --> 00:23:26,524
- Where was the audience?
- Oh, listen.
560
00:23:26,925 --> 00:23:28,792
Wait until the reviews come out.
561
00:23:28,927 --> 00:23:29,995
Word of mouth will spread.
562
00:23:30,128 --> 00:23:31,129
We'll be selling out
every night.
563
00:23:31,263 --> 00:23:34,165
We better, 'cause this won't do.
564
00:23:34,299 --> 00:23:36,067
(MACY) We hear you, Ed.
We're on it.
565
00:23:36,201 --> 00:23:38,303
(BUDDY) All over it.
Don't worry about a thing.
566
00:23:38,436 --> 00:23:39,604
Buddy, honey,
I want you to meet Fred.
567
00:23:39,738 --> 00:23:40,804
- I'll bring him right back.
- (MACY) Please.
568
00:23:40,939 --> 00:23:42,007
I will.
569
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,509
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SIGHS)
570
00:23:44,909 --> 00:23:47,045
(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
571
00:23:47,746 --> 00:23:48,980
No.
572
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:51,716
No, the first time
I kissed a girl,
573
00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:55,020
she stuck her tongue
in my mouth, moved it around...
574
00:23:55,387 --> 00:23:57,255
I thought
she was having a seizure.
575
00:23:57,422 --> 00:23:59,124
Wow, Kyle.
'Cause, you know,
576
00:23:59,257 --> 00:24:01,293
you look like you were born
without your virginity.
577
00:24:01,426 --> 00:24:02,826
(CHUCKLES)
578
00:24:03,328 --> 00:24:04,596
So, uh...
579
00:24:05,796 --> 00:24:07,565
how do you act sexy?
580
00:24:07,699 --> 00:24:10,268
It's more like thinking. Hm?
581
00:24:10,402 --> 00:24:11,636
You know,
when I go up to a girl,
582
00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:14,773
I'm not worrying,
"How will I impress her?"
583
00:24:14,906 --> 00:24:16,308
"What am I gonna say?" No.
584
00:24:16,441 --> 00:24:19,010
You think one thing,
very clearly,
585
00:24:19,144 --> 00:24:21,112
over and over
when you approach...
586
00:24:22,747 --> 00:24:23,748
What?
587
00:24:23,882 --> 00:24:26,017
"I have a foot-long penis."
588
00:24:26,151 --> 00:24:28,620
"I have a foot-long penis."
589
00:24:29,988 --> 00:24:31,723
And then just be
whatever she wants you to be.
590
00:24:31,856 --> 00:24:33,658
You're an actor.
You could do that.
591
00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:35,060
And it's sexy.
592
00:24:35,193 --> 00:24:38,496
Oh, also, try and go
for the plainer girls
593
00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:40,465
who think
you're out of their league.
594
00:24:40,598 --> 00:24:42,267
Flattered sex is amazing.
595
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,904
Now you try.
"I have a foot-long penis."
596
00:24:46,971 --> 00:24:48,206
Oh, really? Just--
597
00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,908
Yeah, no, really.
It works every time.
598
00:24:51,509 --> 00:24:52,577
Okay.
599
00:25:09,427 --> 00:25:11,363
You're a very weird kid, Les.
600
00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:12,897
Thanks.
601
00:25:13,198 --> 00:25:17,068
(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
602
00:25:23,842 --> 00:25:25,944
(MUSIC CONTINUES MUFFLED)
603
00:25:33,718 --> 00:25:35,019
Tonight was fun.
604
00:25:35,855 --> 00:25:38,323
How can you act like we're not
in some serious shit right now?
605
00:25:38,456 --> 00:25:39,859
All I said was tonight was fun.
606
00:25:39,991 --> 00:25:43,395
Ed Monroe is not happy.
We're about to lose everything.
607
00:25:43,528 --> 00:25:45,797
Do you even care
about your family at all?
608
00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:46,931
This is just what we do, Macy.
609
00:25:47,065 --> 00:25:48,299
What do we do?
610
00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:52,170
We struggle, you freak.
It works out, we repeat.
611
00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:53,873
That is not our thing.
612
00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:55,340
That is--
That's a terrible thing.
613
00:25:55,473 --> 00:25:56,674
But it's ours.
614
00:25:56,808 --> 00:25:57,642
Well, it's not the way I see it.
615
00:25:57,776 --> 00:25:59,077
Well, how do you see it?
616
00:25:59,210 --> 00:26:02,313
I see to it we scrape by,
by any means possible
617
00:26:02,447 --> 00:26:04,315
while you promise us
this great future.
618
00:26:04,449 --> 00:26:06,618
- Okay, okay, come on.
- It's exhausting, Buddy.
619
00:26:06,751 --> 00:26:08,453
I am lonely, and it's turning me
into some kind of a shrew.
620
00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:09,654
Macy, please. It's okay.
621
00:26:09,788 --> 00:26:11,556
I'm actually
repelling people now,
622
00:26:11,689 --> 00:26:12,858
and I don't blame them.
623
00:26:12,991 --> 00:26:15,126
I'm even repelling you!
624
00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,594
We're about to lose everything,
625
00:26:16,728 --> 00:26:18,496
and you're talking about
what fun you had at a party.
626
00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:19,798
(GROANS)
627
00:26:19,931 --> 00:26:22,868
You know,
it would be nice if just once
628
00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:25,437
you showed a little faith in me.
629
00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:26,906
Just a little.
630
00:26:27,038 --> 00:26:29,541
You, you put so much faith
in your invisible God.
631
00:26:29,674 --> 00:26:32,577
Well, I'm actually here,
and you have none in me.
632
00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:35,146
Because you promised
we'd make it in five years!
633
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,981
Wishing things
won't work, Buddy.
634
00:26:37,115 --> 00:26:38,650
This is my dream too!
635
00:26:38,783 --> 00:26:41,986
I have given us a big life!
636
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,421
A unique one.
637
00:26:43,555 --> 00:26:45,390
Don't treat that
like it's nothing.
638
00:26:45,523 --> 00:26:46,391
(MACY SIGHS)
639
00:26:46,524 --> 00:26:48,126
And we're not doing so badly.
640
00:26:48,259 --> 00:26:49,727
No, we're doing horribly!
641
00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:51,696
- Oh, my--
- We have kids.
642
00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:53,398
You wanted to wait so long
643
00:26:53,531 --> 00:26:54,867
'cause you didn't wanna
make the same mistakes
644
00:26:54,999 --> 00:26:56,067
as your mean dead aunts,
645
00:26:56,201 --> 00:26:57,903
but your mistakes
are just as bad.
646
00:26:58,036 --> 00:27:00,104
- We're living hand-to-mouth...
- Ha! Jee-- I mean--
647
00:27:00,238 --> 00:27:02,106
...in empty houses
Dee Baskin is selling.
648
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,341
What's your plan B?
649
00:27:03,475 --> 00:27:05,911
We are not living hand-to-mouth.
650
00:27:06,044 --> 00:27:08,413
We are so rich in so many ways,
651
00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:10,883
but the only thing you ever see
is what we don't have.
652
00:27:11,015 --> 00:27:12,817
Yeah, well, unless we get
some butts in those seats,
653
00:27:12,952 --> 00:27:14,954
I don't know where we're going.
Where are we going, Buddy?
654
00:27:15,086 --> 00:27:18,790
As I've said all along, we are
either all in or we're not.
655
00:27:18,924 --> 00:27:20,525
I will make this work!
656
00:27:21,426 --> 00:27:24,062
All right? I promise.
657
00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:26,731
(DOOR SLAMS)
658
00:27:28,132 --> 00:27:29,400
(GROANS)
659
00:27:31,469 --> 00:27:33,638
(DISTANT SIREN WAILS)
660
00:27:46,919 --> 00:27:48,620
Come on, go to sleep.
661
00:27:48,753 --> 00:27:51,155
Your mom and I
were just rehearsing.
662
00:27:55,326 --> 00:27:57,128
(WHISPERS)
I don't know how,
663
00:27:57,897 --> 00:28:01,065
but your mom will blame me
if she knows you're still up.
664
00:28:01,699 --> 00:28:03,434
How old were you
when you married Mom?
665
00:28:03,568 --> 00:28:05,703
You know we don't do age
in this house.
666
00:28:06,671 --> 00:28:07,672
(EXHALES)
667
00:28:10,074 --> 00:28:11,576
(BUDDY SIGHS)
668
00:28:15,113 --> 00:28:17,148
She was so much fun, your mom.
669
00:28:18,049 --> 00:28:19,717
No, she really was.
670
00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:21,887
But she couldn't say,
"I love you"
671
00:28:22,021 --> 00:28:25,590
unless she really
felt it deeply.
672
00:28:26,457 --> 00:28:29,227
I could say "love" like
other people say "envelope,"
673
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,963
I'm so shallow.
674
00:28:31,396 --> 00:28:33,298
So I admire that in her.
675
00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:36,334
What was your mom like?
676
00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:38,670
Oh, I really don't remember her.
677
00:28:38,871 --> 00:28:40,405
She walked out
when I was only four,
678
00:28:40,538 --> 00:28:42,007
didn't even shut the door.
679
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:46,544
I had to live with my aunts,
Astrid and Reliance.
680
00:28:46,946 --> 00:28:48,112
God.
681
00:28:48,613 --> 00:28:52,817
So, your mom could be
anywhere in the world,
682
00:28:52,952 --> 00:28:53,886
you'd never know it.
683
00:28:54,019 --> 00:28:56,922
Yeah. People are shits.
684
00:28:58,222 --> 00:29:00,291
But that's on them.
685
00:29:00,425 --> 00:29:02,293
How you treat people
is more important.
686
00:29:02,427 --> 00:29:06,664
And, Les, you have
a huge capacity for kindness.
687
00:29:06,831 --> 00:29:08,533
Yeah, yeah, I know.
688
00:29:09,634 --> 00:29:11,135
I didn't learn
anything about love
689
00:29:11,269 --> 00:29:13,671
from Astrid and Reliance.
690
00:29:14,472 --> 00:29:15,773
I got all that from your mother.
691
00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:17,842
Yeah.
692
00:29:18,010 --> 00:29:19,444
And you two monsters.
693
00:29:21,779 --> 00:29:23,181
Can you imagine
your mother's face
694
00:29:23,314 --> 00:29:24,883
when the money comes in?
695
00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:26,952
Wow. (LAUGHS)
696
00:29:27,953 --> 00:29:29,955
Oh, that would be something.
697
00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:36,294
I wish I knew how to do it.
698
00:29:39,263 --> 00:29:40,598
We will.
699
00:29:43,002 --> 00:29:44,302
I know.
700
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:49,942
- (BAGPIPES PLAYING)
- (DOGS BARKING)
701
00:29:55,747 --> 00:29:57,248
(GROANS)
702
00:30:01,987 --> 00:30:05,289
(DISTANT TRAIN HORN BLARES)
703
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:10,129
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Yeah?
704
00:30:11,063 --> 00:30:12,697
- Hey.
- Hey.
705
00:30:12,965 --> 00:30:16,534
I told Les
I'd drop these off to him.
706
00:30:17,069 --> 00:30:18,202
Did he tell you I was coming by?
707
00:30:18,336 --> 00:30:19,804
No, of course not. (CHUCKLES)
708
00:30:20,139 --> 00:30:21,673
Books on acting.
709
00:30:21,806 --> 00:30:24,242
Oh, I don't know if I should
thank you or throw them at you.
710
00:30:26,177 --> 00:30:28,379
I tell you what,
you wash, I'll dry.
711
00:30:28,513 --> 00:30:29,814
Then I got to get to rehearsal.
712
00:30:29,948 --> 00:30:31,150
Deal. (CLEARS THROAT)
713
00:30:31,282 --> 00:30:32,717
Thank you.
714
00:30:33,351 --> 00:30:36,587
(EXHALES)
So, what's your story?
715
00:30:37,122 --> 00:30:38,356
Where you from, anyway?
716
00:30:38,489 --> 00:30:40,959
Arkansas City, Kansas.
You ever hear of it?
717
00:30:41,693 --> 00:30:43,162
- No, never will.
- (CHUCKLES)
718
00:30:43,494 --> 00:30:45,097
So what do you do
for fun in Arkansas?
719
00:30:45,229 --> 00:30:46,364
(MACY LAUGHS)
720
00:30:46,497 --> 00:30:48,733
Oh, think of ways
to get out, mostly.
721
00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:51,202
But looking back,
I was happy then,
722
00:30:51,335 --> 00:30:53,271
and didn't even know it.
723
00:30:53,805 --> 00:30:55,707
Maybe that's just being young.
724
00:30:56,407 --> 00:31:00,012
But I was Queen
of the Arkalala Festival.
725
00:31:00,145 --> 00:31:02,114
Oh, I knew you looked familiar.
726
00:31:02,246 --> 00:31:04,282
(MACY LAUGHS)
727
00:31:04,415 --> 00:31:05,884
My nickname growing up
was Bigfoot
728
00:31:06,018 --> 00:31:07,785
'cause I was six feet
by the time I was twelve.
729
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,122
So you could've knocked me over
when I got that crown.
730
00:31:10,254 --> 00:31:11,990
It sounds like an honor,
731
00:31:12,124 --> 00:31:15,460
but pretty slim pickings
in Arkansas, I admit it.
732
00:31:15,593 --> 00:31:17,129
- (LAUGHS)
- Is that where you met Buddy?
733
00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:19,731
No, we met at a theater party.
734
00:31:20,199 --> 00:31:21,365
I think he always thought
735
00:31:21,499 --> 00:31:23,334
I was gonna be
that kind of party happy.
736
00:31:23,468 --> 00:31:26,337
And I let him.
We married a week later.
737
00:31:26,471 --> 00:31:27,672
Mm.
738
00:31:27,805 --> 00:31:28,974
It was like there was
a spotlight on him
739
00:31:29,108 --> 00:31:30,675
anywhere he'd go.
740
00:31:31,275 --> 00:31:32,844
And he chose me.
741
00:31:34,345 --> 00:31:35,546
Hmm.
742
00:31:36,614 --> 00:31:37,916
It's hard being the plus one
743
00:31:38,050 --> 00:31:40,451
in your own life sometimes,
though, you know?
744
00:31:40,886 --> 00:31:43,721
I've never felt like
a plus one before.
745
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:46,091
(LAUGHS) No.
746
00:31:46,225 --> 00:31:47,692
- What?
- No.
747
00:31:47,825 --> 00:31:49,660
(LAUGHS) Well...
748
00:31:50,528 --> 00:31:51,729
- What?
- Nothing.
749
00:31:51,864 --> 00:31:53,264
- (LAUGHS)
- (CLEARS THROAT)
750
00:31:53,498 --> 00:31:55,299
I don't see him going anywhere.
751
00:31:56,034 --> 00:31:58,402
No. Mm-mm. He's not.
752
00:31:58,836 --> 00:31:59,837
I am.
753
00:32:00,873 --> 00:32:02,040
Rehearsals.
754
00:32:02,174 --> 00:32:03,341
(MACY CHUCKLES)
755
00:32:04,042 --> 00:32:05,643
Thanks for the books.
756
00:32:05,777 --> 00:32:08,080
And in the future,
when Les is on unemployment,
757
00:32:08,213 --> 00:32:09,614
we'll think of you.
758
00:32:12,316 --> 00:32:16,821
(QUIRKY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
759
00:32:34,907 --> 00:32:36,541
(BUDDY) Thank you for the tour.
760
00:32:36,674 --> 00:32:39,610
I've been looking for a really
nice place to worship.
761
00:32:39,744 --> 00:32:41,046
You're very welcome here.
762
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,513
- Oh.
- Anytime.
763
00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:45,316
Thank you. How many
parishioners do you have here?
764
00:32:45,449 --> 00:32:48,053
I would say 120.
765
00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:50,122
Oh...
766
00:32:50,255 --> 00:32:52,057
Well, it's a start.
767
00:32:52,291 --> 00:32:53,724
Very nice.
768
00:32:54,293 --> 00:32:56,094
Rabbi, how many
members are there
769
00:32:56,228 --> 00:32:57,996
in the temple's congregation?
770
00:32:58,130 --> 00:33:01,566
The masonry itself
is just spectacular.
771
00:33:03,334 --> 00:33:04,602
As the newest member
772
00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:08,073
of the Ascension Greek
Orthodox Church,
773
00:33:08,207 --> 00:33:09,707
I would love to organize
774
00:33:09,841 --> 00:33:12,643
a theater party
for all our parishioners.
775
00:33:12,777 --> 00:33:15,247
So Catholics can come
to our productions
776
00:33:15,379 --> 00:33:17,548
at a much reduced rate...
777
00:33:18,683 --> 00:33:20,518
seeing that I'm one of you now.
778
00:33:21,452 --> 00:33:23,521
Buddy, that's horrible.
779
00:33:23,654 --> 00:33:25,690
How many churches did you join?
780
00:33:25,823 --> 00:33:26,925
Eleven.
781
00:33:28,193 --> 00:33:30,528
What? You're always
after me to join the church.
782
00:33:30,661 --> 00:33:33,966
Buddy, it's a sin to lie
to a man of the cloth!
783
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:35,466
Who lied?
784
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,303
I said I wanted
to join the church, I joined.
785
00:33:38,436 --> 00:33:39,770
Well, you're sending
yourself to hell.
786
00:33:39,905 --> 00:33:41,572
I hope you know that.
Straight to hell.
787
00:33:41,706 --> 00:33:43,674
I'm doubling our subscriptions.
788
00:33:46,677 --> 00:33:49,714
- Seriously?
- (DEVIOUSLY) Yes.
789
00:33:55,653 --> 00:33:56,922
(POPS MOUTH)
790
00:34:01,293 --> 00:34:02,861
(SIGHS AND CHUCKLES)
791
00:34:02,995 --> 00:34:05,898
I bet I could get us a balcony
full of Episcopalians then.
792
00:34:06,031 --> 00:34:06,932
(LAUGHS) Yes!
793
00:34:07,065 --> 00:34:08,599
Holy cow!
794
00:34:08,733 --> 00:34:10,335
(LAUGHING AND GROANING)
795
00:34:10,468 --> 00:34:11,836
(GASPS)
796
00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:15,740
Oh, my God, you look
exactly like the girl I married.
797
00:34:17,009 --> 00:34:18,277
Wow.
798
00:34:18,843 --> 00:34:20,879
Or maybe we always
see the people we love
799
00:34:21,013 --> 00:34:23,181
the way they looked when
we first fell in love with 'em.
800
00:34:23,315 --> 00:34:24,249
I'm not like that girl.
801
00:34:24,383 --> 00:34:25,716
Oh, you're not?
802
00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:28,353
You said, "Holy cow!"
803
00:34:28,486 --> 00:34:30,055
Maybe you don't see it,
but I do.
804
00:34:30,188 --> 00:34:31,957
You just want to see it.
805
00:34:33,691 --> 00:34:36,594
I told you I was gonna
make this happen, Macy.
806
00:34:39,965 --> 00:34:42,200
You're very sexy
when you get all self-starty.
807
00:34:43,567 --> 00:34:46,570
Wow, get used to that.
808
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:51,243
What? What are you doing?
809
00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:52,677
- Come here.
- What?
810
00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:54,379
We have just enough time
for a quickie.
811
00:34:54,612 --> 00:34:55,914
(LAUGHS) What?
812
00:34:56,214 --> 00:34:57,983
(MACY) Come on,
right here on the counter.
813
00:34:58,116 --> 00:35:00,518
We'll turn off the lights.
Save on the electricity bill.
814
00:35:00,953 --> 00:35:03,821
Macy?
We can't, we don't have time.
815
00:35:03,956 --> 00:35:05,290
- Five minutes, tops.
- No. Look,
816
00:35:05,424 --> 00:35:07,825
Les could be here
any second with--
817
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,760
with Fritzi and Loud Sue
and the rest of the gang.
818
00:35:09,895 --> 00:35:11,296
When is Les ever on time?
819
00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:13,131
Oh, my God!
820
00:35:13,265 --> 00:35:15,367
(LAUGHS)
821
00:35:15,499 --> 00:35:19,104
You are my favorite wife ever!
822
00:35:22,174 --> 00:35:23,208
Ooh!
823
00:35:25,177 --> 00:35:27,946
I'm gonna go to the store
to get beer for everyone.
824
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,047
(DOOR OPENS)
825
00:35:30,748 --> 00:35:31,917
(DOOR CLOSES)
826
00:35:33,452 --> 00:35:34,719
Macy, this is the best brownie
827
00:35:34,853 --> 00:35:36,421
I've ever had
in my entire mouth.
828
00:35:36,554 --> 00:35:38,023
(LAUGHS)
829
00:35:38,156 --> 00:35:39,757
Dad, can we do On Borrowed Time
when we get to Milwaukee?
830
00:35:39,891 --> 00:35:41,126
If we get to Milwaukee.
831
00:35:41,259 --> 00:35:43,128
Honestly, Les.
You only ever want to do plays
832
00:35:43,261 --> 00:35:44,662
with parts for you in it.
833
00:35:44,795 --> 00:35:47,232
Well, you got to audition
like everybody else, sport.
834
00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:49,034
(WOMAN) Barbra Streisand
made me her Brooklyn brownie
835
00:35:49,167 --> 00:35:51,635
when I was with the Broadway
company of Funny Girl.
836
00:35:51,769 --> 00:35:53,872
(CHUCKLES)
It doesn't compare to this.
837
00:35:54,006 --> 00:35:56,607
They always make me audition.
I hate auditioning for them.
838
00:35:56,741 --> 00:35:58,609
(WOMAN)
Kyle, you're the first person
839
00:35:58,743 --> 00:35:59,543
who didn't look impressed
when I happen to mention
840
00:35:59,677 --> 00:36:00,845
I worked with Barbra.
841
00:36:00,979 --> 00:36:02,180
And they always say
the same thing
842
00:36:02,314 --> 00:36:03,781
after every audition.
843
00:36:03,915 --> 00:36:06,351
(BOTH) Thank you, Les.
We'll call you.
844
00:36:06,485 --> 00:36:08,020
You know, and they never call.
845
00:36:08,153 --> 00:36:09,787
I have to audition
again tomorrow.
846
00:36:09,921 --> 00:36:11,722
Brighton Beach Memoirs.
It's the lead.
847
00:36:11,857 --> 00:36:13,091
I was the first replacement,
848
00:36:13,225 --> 00:36:16,028
Mrs. Strakosh,
in the original show. (LAUGHS)
849
00:36:16,161 --> 00:36:17,496
Does that make me
too old for you?
850
00:36:17,628 --> 00:36:18,997
No. It's your age that does.
851
00:36:19,563 --> 00:36:20,698
(RINGING)
852
00:36:20,831 --> 00:36:22,367
That's my beeper.
853
00:36:22,733 --> 00:36:24,936
Oh, I gotta check
my answering service.
854
00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:27,506
- Oh, maybe it's your big break.
- Yeah.
855
00:36:27,671 --> 00:36:29,508
Hey, Macy, can I use your phone?
Whoa.
856
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,276
- Of course.
- Thanks.
857
00:36:31,809 --> 00:36:34,312
Relax, dear. He plays
for my team, not yours.
858
00:36:34,446 --> 00:36:36,547
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
859
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,917
(BUDDY)
There you go. You got it.
860
00:36:39,351 --> 00:36:42,921
(QUIRKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)
861
00:36:48,793 --> 00:36:50,228
Les Smart.
862
00:36:51,263 --> 00:36:52,730
It's Lester.
863
00:36:58,437 --> 00:37:00,205
(BUDDY CLEARS THROAT)
864
00:37:00,671 --> 00:37:02,307
Whenever you're ready, Lester.
865
00:37:03,774 --> 00:37:05,043
Oh, yeah.
866
00:37:05,576 --> 00:37:07,479
- (BUDDY) ♪ One... ♪
- (LES) Two, shoulders up.
867
00:37:07,611 --> 00:37:09,147
(BOTH) ♪ Singular sensation
Every little step she takes ♪
868
00:37:09,281 --> 00:37:10,781
(LES) Point and point.
And step.
869
00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,084
Hat to the head. Three, four.
870
00:37:12,217 --> 00:37:14,086
- ♪ One ♪
- Elbow right, down.
871
00:37:14,219 --> 00:37:17,522
♪ Brilliant combination
Every move that she makes ♪
872
00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:19,458
Step, brush, three, four.
873
00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:22,861
♪ One smile
And suddenly nobody else ♪
874
00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:26,231
Step, flick, step, up,
step and step, slow.
875
00:37:26,831 --> 00:37:28,732
♪ You know you'll never
Be lonely ♪
876
00:37:28,867 --> 00:37:29,935
(LES) Kick, step, brush.
877
00:37:30,068 --> 00:37:31,870
♪ With you-know-who ♪
878
00:37:32,003 --> 00:37:34,172
- Five, six. Back, back!
- (BUDDY CONTINUES SINGING)
879
00:37:34,306 --> 00:37:37,476
Yes, Tiffany,
find your light, pop, good.
880
00:37:37,608 --> 00:37:39,411
♪ And you can forget the rest ♪
881
00:37:39,544 --> 00:37:40,711
♪ Diddla-diddla-do ♪
882
00:37:40,845 --> 00:37:43,415
♪ For the girl is second best ♪
883
00:37:43,548 --> 00:37:47,552
♪ To none, son ♪
884
00:37:48,019 --> 00:37:49,588
♪ Ooh, sigh ♪
885
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,456
♪ Give her your attention ♪
886
00:37:51,590 --> 00:37:55,160
♪ Do I really have to mention ♪
887
00:37:55,293 --> 00:38:00,932
♪ She's the one ♪
888
00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:03,801
(HUMMING)
889
00:38:04,603 --> 00:38:06,138
When do we hear about Milwaukee?
890
00:38:06,571 --> 00:38:08,672
Shouldn't we have heard
something already?
891
00:38:09,174 --> 00:38:13,711
Derrick, what are you gonna do
when the money comes in?
892
00:38:14,112 --> 00:38:15,113
Hmm?
893
00:38:15,247 --> 00:38:16,515
- When the money comes in?
- Yeah.
894
00:38:16,647 --> 00:38:17,916
I'm gonna get Green Bay
season tickets
895
00:38:18,049 --> 00:38:19,717
right at the 50-yard line.
896
00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:21,386
I mean,
everyone's writing them off,
897
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,954
but I don't know.
898
00:38:25,323 --> 00:38:27,492
Well, what are we gonna do
if Milwaukee doesn't happen?
899
00:38:27,626 --> 00:38:32,164
Oh, it will happen.
Everything's gonna be great.
900
00:38:32,297 --> 00:38:34,832
But, I mean, like,
do we have a place to go?
901
00:38:34,966 --> 00:38:37,035
Because eventually Dee Baskin's
gonna sell a house.
902
00:38:37,169 --> 00:38:39,905
No, we are all in on this one.
903
00:38:40,038 --> 00:38:43,241
But, the bigger the risk,
the bigger the reward.
904
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,043
(SMACKS LIPS)
The bigger the loss.
905
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,712
I mean... (STAMMERS)
how will we even pay for food?
906
00:38:48,846 --> 00:38:50,148
- Theater tickets.
- Theater tickets.
907
00:38:50,282 --> 00:38:51,349
(SCOFFS)
908
00:38:51,483 --> 00:38:53,285
You gotta have
a little faith, Derrick.
909
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:57,289
You might ask yourself,
"Why can't I be more like Les?"
910
00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:58,390
'Cause I'm more like me.
911
00:38:58,523 --> 00:39:00,525
He's got a positive attitude.
912
00:39:00,659 --> 00:39:02,994
He has faith that we're
going to end up in Milwaukee.
913
00:39:03,128 --> 00:39:04,996
- Don't you, Les?
- Nope.
914
00:39:06,364 --> 00:39:07,399
Thanks.
915
00:39:07,999 --> 00:39:09,401
Very funny.
916
00:39:09,968 --> 00:39:11,236
- Watch out for the pothole.
- Hmm?
917
00:39:11,369 --> 00:39:13,405
- The pothole, right--
- (METALLIC THUD)
918
00:39:13,771 --> 00:39:15,706
- Sorry.
- Really?
919
00:39:16,641 --> 00:39:17,876
Derrick?
920
00:39:18,276 --> 00:39:20,212
I need to talk to you
about all the girls
921
00:39:20,345 --> 00:39:21,745
that you've been
kissing on lately.
922
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,281
No, no, you don't.
923
00:39:23,415 --> 00:39:26,017
Yes, I do. Your mother and I
think you're being a slut.
924
00:39:26,151 --> 00:39:28,086
No, look, you-- you told me
to sleep around. Okay?
925
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:30,522
It's exactly what you said,
word-for-word.
926
00:39:30,655 --> 00:39:32,857
"Have a big life," you said.
You wished someone had told you.
927
00:39:32,991 --> 00:39:34,125
That doesn't mean
you sleep around
928
00:39:34,259 --> 00:39:37,295
with every girl
from Secaucus to Paramus.
929
00:39:37,429 --> 00:39:39,931
I mean, there's horny,
and then there's pervy.
930
00:39:40,298 --> 00:39:41,700
Watch out for the pothole.
Do you see it?
931
00:39:41,832 --> 00:39:43,134
- Right there.
- (METALLIC THUD)
932
00:39:43,268 --> 00:39:45,570
- Dad, he's doing it on purpose.
- Shut up!
933
00:39:45,704 --> 00:39:46,705
Hey!
934
00:39:46,837 --> 00:39:48,173
If you have sex
without a condom,
935
00:39:48,306 --> 00:39:50,175
your mom's gonna
cut your balls off.
936
00:39:54,012 --> 00:39:56,014
I think this talk went well.
937
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,318
(LES) Derrick, can you drop
me off at the theater?
938
00:40:08,893 --> 00:40:10,828
(BUDDY)
All right, Lester, have fun.
939
00:40:24,676 --> 00:40:26,978
(WOMAN) Les, darling.
940
00:40:27,245 --> 00:40:29,281
How did you know I'd be here?
941
00:40:29,581 --> 00:40:32,850
(LES) Tallulah Bankhead,
1902 to 1968.
942
00:40:32,984 --> 00:40:36,488
You look ghastly, Les darling.
What's the matter?
943
00:40:36,621 --> 00:40:39,557
I'm just waiting to see
if I got a part and...
944
00:40:40,659 --> 00:40:42,060
It's a long story, Tallulah,
945
00:40:42,193 --> 00:40:44,496
and I'm not sure how I come out
at the end of it.
946
00:40:44,629 --> 00:40:46,331
Champagne?
947
00:40:46,464 --> 00:40:49,901
I meant for me. (LAUGHS)
948
00:40:50,035 --> 00:40:52,103
You know, plus, Derrick's
making out like a bandit,
949
00:40:52,237 --> 00:40:53,837
and it's got me thinking--
950
00:40:53,972 --> 00:40:55,473
I don't know what to tell you.
951
00:40:55,607 --> 00:40:58,076
I've been with many men,
and I've been with many women.
952
00:40:58,209 --> 00:41:02,681
And, darling, there has got
to be something better.
953
00:41:03,181 --> 00:41:04,616
(DISTANT RATTLING)
954
00:41:04,749 --> 00:41:05,950
Did you hear that?
955
00:41:12,691 --> 00:41:14,659
(RATTLING CONTINUES)
956
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,367
(MOANING)
957
00:41:23,468 --> 00:41:24,969
- Oh!
- Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
958
00:41:25,103 --> 00:41:26,338
I-I didn't see anything.
959
00:41:26,471 --> 00:41:27,672
Oh, shit.
960
00:41:29,607 --> 00:41:30,942
Les...
961
00:41:32,410 --> 00:41:34,412
(WHIMPERS)
962
00:41:34,946 --> 00:41:37,048
(CRYING)
963
00:41:39,451 --> 00:41:43,321
Les, wait, please!
Les, Les, no...
964
00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:45,690
Buddy?
965
00:41:45,824 --> 00:41:48,893
What-- What happened?
What's wrong?
966
00:41:49,427 --> 00:41:52,564
What did-- What do you--
Who's on the phone?
967
00:41:54,099 --> 00:41:55,367
(STAMMERS)
968
00:41:57,736 --> 00:41:59,070
We got Milwaukee.
969
00:42:01,106 --> 00:42:02,574
I got the call.
970
00:42:03,141 --> 00:42:04,576
Milwaukee!
971
00:42:05,443 --> 00:42:07,011
Five years!
972
00:42:07,145 --> 00:42:10,048
We are set for
the next full five years!
973
00:42:10,181 --> 00:42:12,016
Oh, my God!
974
00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:15,420
Champagne.
We need champagne. Lots of it!
975
00:42:15,553 --> 00:42:18,289
We're celebrating big time.
You know why, Les?
976
00:42:18,423 --> 00:42:20,425
It's not just
because of the phone call.
977
00:42:20,558 --> 00:42:21,826
Les...
978
00:42:22,527 --> 00:42:23,661
I should probably go
through your people,
979
00:42:23,795 --> 00:42:25,096
I know, but I can't wait.
980
00:42:27,065 --> 00:42:29,501
You got the role.
981
00:42:31,102 --> 00:42:32,470
What?
982
00:42:32,604 --> 00:42:33,805
What? The role.
983
00:42:33,938 --> 00:42:35,740
Brighton Beach Memoirs.
You got the role.
984
00:42:35,875 --> 00:42:39,077
You were the best actor. Truly.
985
00:42:39,210 --> 00:42:41,713
There was no nepotism involved.
986
00:42:45,517 --> 00:42:47,085
Oh-oh-oh.
987
00:42:47,752 --> 00:42:51,623
There you go. Yes, let it out.
You deserve it.
988
00:42:52,357 --> 00:42:53,958
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
989
00:42:54,092 --> 00:42:55,493
(BUDDY LAUGHS)
990
00:42:55,627 --> 00:42:59,631
Congratulations. You wanna
go to the store with me?
991
00:43:01,232 --> 00:43:02,767
No, it's okay, it's okay.
992
00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:04,769
You know what?
993
00:43:06,137 --> 00:43:08,573
This is a turning point
for our family.
994
00:43:09,507 --> 00:43:10,809
(CHUCKLES)
995
00:43:11,242 --> 00:43:13,445
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
996
00:43:18,116 --> 00:43:19,350
(WHISPERS) Les...
997
00:43:23,254 --> 00:43:25,290
(DISTANT BELL TOLLING)
998
00:43:29,661 --> 00:43:30,628
Alcohol...
999
00:43:30,762 --> 00:43:32,464
(DOOR CHIMES)
1000
00:43:32,597 --> 00:43:34,299
Do you have
any decent champagne?
1001
00:43:34,432 --> 00:43:36,501
(CLERK) Indecent only.
1002
00:43:36,902 --> 00:43:38,736
Everyone's a comedian.
1003
00:43:39,537 --> 00:43:40,572
(HUMMING)
1004
00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:42,040
There we go.
1005
00:43:42,173 --> 00:43:44,309
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1006
00:43:48,112 --> 00:43:49,347
Mm.
1007
00:44:04,864 --> 00:44:05,898
No, no, no.
1008
00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:08,433
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
1009
00:44:08,566 --> 00:44:09,534
No.
1010
00:44:09,667 --> 00:44:12,570
(DEEP RUMBLING)
1011
00:44:19,010 --> 00:44:20,645
(MUFFLED THUD)
1012
00:44:29,254 --> 00:44:30,688
(MUFFLED THUD)
1013
00:44:48,974 --> 00:44:51,609
Welcome in the name of Jesus,
1014
00:44:51,743 --> 00:44:55,713
we are gathered to worship,
to proclaim Christ crucified
1015
00:44:55,847 --> 00:44:58,316
and reason
to remember before God,
1016
00:44:58,449 --> 00:45:01,753
our brother Buddy Smart.
1017
00:45:01,887 --> 00:45:04,255
To give thanks for his life,
1018
00:45:04,389 --> 00:45:07,358
to commend him
to our merciful redeemer
1019
00:45:07,492 --> 00:45:11,030
and to comfort
one another in our grief.
1020
00:45:11,162 --> 00:45:13,398
The grace
of our Lord Jesus Christ
1021
00:45:13,531 --> 00:45:15,935
and the communion
of the holy spirit
1022
00:45:16,301 --> 00:45:20,873
all gather grace and glory,
we remember before you today...
1023
00:45:21,006 --> 00:45:22,740
(VOICE GROWS DISTANT)
...our brother Buddy.
1024
00:45:22,875 --> 00:45:25,710
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS)
1025
00:45:25,843 --> 00:45:28,580
(MUFFLED VOICE
CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1026
00:45:33,284 --> 00:45:35,888
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC SWELLS)
1027
00:45:37,622 --> 00:45:39,691
(MUFFLED VOICE
CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1028
00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:44,562
(OVERLAPPING WHISPERED SPEECH)
1029
00:45:49,267 --> 00:45:51,336
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1030
00:45:52,704 --> 00:45:54,539
Do you remember Mr. Paterson?
1031
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,641
Son, sorry for your loss.
1032
00:45:57,977 --> 00:45:59,477
Oh, doctor.
1033
00:46:00,079 --> 00:46:01,579
(GRUNTS)
1034
00:46:02,747 --> 00:46:05,750
Boys, I'm so sorry
for your loss.
1035
00:46:07,151 --> 00:46:08,486
And, Macy.
1036
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:12,357
He lived life exactly
the way he wanted.
1037
00:46:12,690 --> 00:46:16,828
It's a gift. No one could ever
tell Buddy what to do.
1038
00:46:16,962 --> 00:46:19,898
I could. And did.
But he didn't listen anyway.
1039
00:46:20,032 --> 00:46:21,265
(CHUCKLES)
1040
00:46:21,399 --> 00:46:22,767
Clearly, I couldn't.
1041
00:46:22,901 --> 00:46:25,403
Dr. Kannengiser, thank you
for coming all that way.
1042
00:46:25,536 --> 00:46:29,607
I'm just so overwhelmed
by how many people showed up.
1043
00:46:30,742 --> 00:46:32,510
I wish Buddy could've seen it.
1044
00:46:32,878 --> 00:46:34,278
He loved a packed house.
1045
00:46:34,412 --> 00:46:35,981
(LAUGHS) That he did.
1046
00:46:36,547 --> 00:46:40,652
Doctor... what couldn't you
tell Buddy to do?
1047
00:46:41,419 --> 00:46:45,556
Well, you know. Retire.
'Cause of his heart.
1048
00:47:20,859 --> 00:47:22,326
(BUDDY, ON RECORDING)
You've reached the Smarts.
1049
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,394
If you were trying
for someone else,
1050
00:47:23,528 --> 00:47:24,829
we beg your pardon.
1051
00:47:24,963 --> 00:47:27,432
I will recite a poem
if you leave a message.
1052
00:47:27,565 --> 00:47:28,867
(CLEARS THROAT)
1053
00:47:29,001 --> 00:47:31,569
There once was
a woman from Devizes,
1054
00:47:31,703 --> 00:47:34,539
whose breasts
were of different sizes.
1055
00:47:34,672 --> 00:47:37,876
One was quite small.
It was nothing at all.
1056
00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:41,379
The other was huge
and won prizes!
1057
00:47:41,512 --> 00:47:43,448
- Your turn.
- (MACHINE BEEPS)
1058
00:47:43,882 --> 00:47:46,818
("IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND"
BY GORDON LIGHTFOOT PLAYING)
1059
00:47:52,757 --> 00:47:55,961
♪ If you could read
My mind, love ♪
1060
00:47:56,095 --> 00:47:59,464
♪ What a tale
My thoughts could tell ♪
1061
00:47:59,898 --> 00:48:03,768
♪ Just like
An old-time movie ♪
1062
00:48:03,902 --> 00:48:07,005
♪ 'Bout a ghost
From a wishing well ♪
1063
00:48:07,973 --> 00:48:12,310
♪ In a castle dark
Or a fortress strong ♪
1064
00:48:12,443 --> 00:48:15,713
♪ With chains upon my feet ♪
1065
00:48:16,581 --> 00:48:19,617
♪ You know that ghost is me ♪
1066
00:48:21,019 --> 00:48:24,622
♪ And I will never
Be set free ♪
1067
00:48:24,756 --> 00:48:29,260
♪ As long as I'm a ghost
You can't see ♪
1068
00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:37,769
- Mom?
- (MACY) Hmm.
1069
00:48:38,402 --> 00:48:41,073
Did he talk to you about me
playing football in Milwaukee?
1070
00:48:42,573 --> 00:48:44,076
He said I could.
1071
00:48:44,209 --> 00:48:47,112
He, uh, said if we got there,
that there'd be security
1072
00:48:47,246 --> 00:48:49,547
so I wouldn't have to work
at the theater anymore.
1073
00:48:50,515 --> 00:48:51,884
He promised.
1074
00:48:52,017 --> 00:48:54,219
You don't have to work
at the theater anymore, Derrick.
1075
00:48:54,352 --> 00:48:56,054
But what about
the theater in Milwaukee?
1076
00:48:56,188 --> 00:48:57,455
(SIGHS) Look, I really tried,
1077
00:48:57,588 --> 00:48:59,690
but your father had
a contract there, not us.
1078
00:48:59,824 --> 00:49:02,961
We're not going to Milwaukee.
We're going home.
1079
00:49:05,063 --> 00:49:05,998
- Home?
- Yeah.
1080
00:49:06,131 --> 00:49:08,100
You can play football in Kansas.
1081
00:49:08,233 --> 00:49:10,535
My brother said we could stay
with him on his farm.
1082
00:49:11,036 --> 00:49:12,938
- On his farm?
- (PENCIL SCRIBBLING)
1083
00:49:13,238 --> 00:49:15,174
We're living on a farm?
1084
00:49:15,606 --> 00:49:16,808
What are we, cowpoke?
1085
00:49:16,942 --> 00:49:18,309
What am I supposed to do
in fucking Kansas?
1086
00:49:18,442 --> 00:49:19,644
Hey.
1087
00:49:19,777 --> 00:49:21,146
You can start
by watching your mouth.
1088
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,948
It's physically impossible
to watch your mouth.
1089
00:49:23,081 --> 00:49:24,549
We don't have options.
1090
00:49:24,682 --> 00:49:26,084
You might even like it there,
Les.
1091
00:49:26,218 --> 00:49:27,886
It'll be like living
in The Wizard of Oz.
1092
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:30,555
In the black-and-white section
of The Wizard of Oz.
1093
00:49:30,688 --> 00:49:32,958
No one wants to live
in that section!
1094
00:49:33,091 --> 00:49:34,293
Just keep an open mind.
1095
00:49:34,425 --> 00:49:36,828
Kansas is famous for twisters
and being white.
1096
00:49:36,962 --> 00:49:39,330
We don't have
any place else to go!
1097
00:49:39,463 --> 00:49:41,532
I am doing the best I can
for us.
1098
00:49:41,766 --> 00:49:43,902
You're just gonna have
to accept it, Les.
1099
00:49:46,437 --> 00:49:48,539
(BIRDS CAWING)
1100
00:49:59,851 --> 00:50:03,821
The motto of
the state of Kansas is...
1101
00:50:04,555 --> 00:50:07,860
"To the stars
through difficulties."
1102
00:50:09,027 --> 00:50:13,131
Seems to me you've all
had your share of difficulties.
1103
00:50:15,533 --> 00:50:19,104
What do you boys like
to do for fun? Huh?
1104
00:50:21,372 --> 00:50:23,275
- Um...
- Les loves theater,
1105
00:50:23,407 --> 00:50:25,177
- like his dad.
- Mm-hmm.
1106
00:50:25,543 --> 00:50:29,314
Uh, I don't know
about theaters much, but...
1107
00:50:29,814 --> 00:50:31,415
we have a Renaissance Fair
1108
00:50:31,549 --> 00:50:35,854
with costumes, mermaids,
and fire spitters.
1109
00:50:35,988 --> 00:50:37,322
(CHUCKLES)
1110
00:50:37,455 --> 00:50:40,524
The church puts on
a nativity tableaux each year.
1111
00:50:40,658 --> 00:50:44,662
And, that's... you know,
kinda theater-y, and...
1112
00:50:44,795 --> 00:50:46,265
That's not even amateur theater.
1113
00:50:50,401 --> 00:50:51,702
Um, what about football?
1114
00:50:51,836 --> 00:50:54,805
Oh, well, we love
our football in Kansas.
1115
00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:57,009
- And we're really bad at it.
- (LAUGHS)
1116
00:50:57,142 --> 00:51:02,446
But we got national parks,
national forests, and, uh...
1117
00:51:02,847 --> 00:51:06,018
Macy? What do you say I take
the boys hunting tomorrow?
1118
00:51:06,151 --> 00:51:07,920
Really? Arming them? I--
1119
00:51:08,053 --> 00:51:10,289
Well, I know
the girls never wanted to go,
1120
00:51:10,421 --> 00:51:11,622
but I bet your boys would.
1121
00:51:11,756 --> 00:51:14,326
I'm not some psycho
serial killer
1122
00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:15,894
shooting and killing things.
1123
00:51:16,028 --> 00:51:17,728
- My dad just died.
- (FORK CLINKS)
1124
00:51:17,863 --> 00:51:19,131
Les...
1125
00:51:19,664 --> 00:51:22,800
I know that, but
people here feel differently.
1126
00:51:23,068 --> 00:51:27,906
Out here... gun control means
hitting what you aim at.
1127
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,508
People out here,
they love their guns.
1128
00:51:30,641 --> 00:51:32,710
- People followed Hitler, too.
- Jesus.
1129
00:51:32,843 --> 00:51:35,646
Oh, yeah, you think
that's a fair comparison?
1130
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,182
I don't give a shit
about being fair.
1131
00:51:37,316 --> 00:51:39,151
- Les!
- Well...
1132
00:51:40,185 --> 00:51:42,553
You know, suit yourself.
1133
00:51:44,156 --> 00:51:47,625
You're free to stay,
and you're free to go.
1134
00:51:48,894 --> 00:51:51,096
No one's holding you prisoner.
1135
00:51:51,696 --> 00:51:55,200
But we clear our own plates
in this house.
1136
00:52:02,007 --> 00:52:03,641
What part of "We don't
have anywhere else to go"
1137
00:52:03,774 --> 00:52:05,077
was unclear?
1138
00:52:11,350 --> 00:52:13,318
(OWL HOOTING)
1139
00:52:16,254 --> 00:52:17,588
You all right?
1140
00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:20,058
No.
1141
00:52:20,192 --> 00:52:22,928
I don't think I'm me anymore
without my dad.
1142
00:52:23,295 --> 00:52:26,298
I'm never gonna find my people
in Kansas.
1143
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:30,801
You haven't even
been here a day.
1144
00:52:32,536 --> 00:52:34,638
This is an opportunity.
1145
00:52:36,141 --> 00:52:39,677
You start a new school
next week. High school.
1146
00:52:39,810 --> 00:52:42,114
Just try fitting in. Huh?
1147
00:52:42,247 --> 00:52:44,916
Having a normal life
isn't a sin.
1148
00:52:47,252 --> 00:52:48,552
Les...
1149
00:52:49,087 --> 00:52:51,990
Y-You need to let me explain.
1150
00:52:53,892 --> 00:52:55,726
- I loved your father--
- Just go away.
1151
00:52:55,861 --> 00:52:57,628
I just want to unsee it.
1152
00:52:58,463 --> 00:53:00,564
But for the longest time,
1153
00:53:00,932 --> 00:53:03,601
everybody looked at me
like I was...
1154
00:53:04,668 --> 00:53:07,372
dull and serious,
and not worth knowing.
1155
00:53:07,506 --> 00:53:10,641
And-- And I-I never used
to be any of those things.
1156
00:53:10,976 --> 00:53:13,544
Even you looked at me
like that, Les.
1157
00:53:14,112 --> 00:53:17,449
Your dad, he saw someone
that didn't exist anymore.
1158
00:53:17,581 --> 00:53:18,917
And I just...
1159
00:53:19,051 --> 00:53:22,220
I just wanted to be seen.
And Kyle saw me.
1160
00:53:22,354 --> 00:53:24,523
Saw you with his penis?
1161
00:53:24,655 --> 00:53:26,358
(INHALES SLOWLY)
1162
00:53:26,491 --> 00:53:28,894
I made a really bad decision,
1163
00:53:29,027 --> 00:53:31,296
and I made it deliberately.
1164
00:53:31,430 --> 00:53:35,033
And I wish to God it was just
my secret and you didn't know.
1165
00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:37,701
I'm so sorry, Les.
1166
00:53:45,776 --> 00:53:47,812
I love you, sweetheart.
1167
00:54:03,195 --> 00:54:06,331
(MAN) Hey, Les.
Can I tell you something?
1168
00:54:06,898 --> 00:54:10,001
Kansas was my real inspiration,
you know.
1169
00:54:11,169 --> 00:54:14,638
(LES)
William Inge, 1913 to 1973.
1170
00:54:14,873 --> 00:54:18,143
If you look at my plays, Les,
they're all about my life here.
1171
00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:22,981
Kansas turned me
into a real artist. (CHUCKLES)
1172
00:54:23,115 --> 00:54:24,782
You could be an artist too.
1173
00:54:24,916 --> 00:54:28,719
You could be as happy as I was
here if you just give it a try.
1174
00:54:30,355 --> 00:54:31,755
Didn't you kill yourself?
1175
00:54:34,593 --> 00:54:36,495
Well... (CHUCKLES)
1176
00:54:39,730 --> 00:54:40,999
(SIGHS)
1177
00:54:44,369 --> 00:54:46,171
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
1178
00:54:46,304 --> 00:54:48,907
♪ Run, run, run, run
Run away now ♪
1179
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,675
♪ Got to run away from me ♪
1180
00:54:52,043 --> 00:54:53,478
♪ Whistle-blowin'
Pistol-packin' ♪
1181
00:54:53,612 --> 00:54:54,946
♪ Gun-slingin' showdown ♪
1182
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,115
♪ Is what you're all
About to see ♪
1183
00:54:57,916 --> 00:55:00,751
(MUSIC FADES)
1184
00:55:01,386 --> 00:55:04,022
- Nice shirt.
- Thanks.
1185
00:55:04,589 --> 00:55:06,224
Listen to Dr. Feelgood yet?
1186
00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:09,693
Pretty good. Better than
Girls, Girls, Girls.
1187
00:55:09,827 --> 00:55:11,930
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1188
00:55:12,063 --> 00:55:14,032
- Alex.
- Derrick.
1189
00:55:14,832 --> 00:55:16,268
- Johnny.
- New?
1190
00:55:16,401 --> 00:55:18,103
- Yeah.
- Cool.
1191
00:55:22,407 --> 00:55:23,841
Seriously?
1192
00:55:24,576 --> 00:55:26,178
(CHATTERING)
1193
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:29,813
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1194
00:55:29,948 --> 00:55:32,417
- My mom, you know, she just--
- (CHUCKLES)
1195
00:55:32,551 --> 00:55:35,719
This is, uh, my brother Les.
1196
00:55:36,188 --> 00:55:37,389
Yo.
1197
00:55:37,522 --> 00:55:39,723
(ANNOUNCER)
The chess club in room 104
1198
00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,359
has been canceled.
1199
00:55:41,493 --> 00:55:42,861
Am I seeing things,
1200
00:55:42,994 --> 00:55:45,729
or did Selena Roach get,
like, totally hot over break?
1201
00:55:45,864 --> 00:55:47,499
Oh, man, look at her.
1202
00:55:49,034 --> 00:55:51,069
- She looks kind of slutty.
- Right?
1203
00:55:51,469 --> 00:55:53,605
Right. Yeah, I love sluts.
1204
00:55:53,737 --> 00:55:55,839
She is totally third base, man.
1205
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:59,044
You know, when I pick up girls,
I think one thing.
1206
00:55:59,177 --> 00:56:02,480
- Very clearly, over and over.
- What?
1207
00:56:02,813 --> 00:56:05,150
- "I have a foot-long penis."
- (SNORTS AND LAUGHTER)
1208
00:56:05,283 --> 00:56:06,618
Yeah, watch.
1209
00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:07,953
No way.
1210
00:56:10,622 --> 00:56:12,224
(LAUGHTER)
1211
00:56:15,627 --> 00:56:18,530
What's so funny?
What are they saying about me?
1212
00:56:18,663 --> 00:56:20,532
My brother thinks you're a fox.
1213
00:56:20,665 --> 00:56:22,766
He's the guy you're watching
like a TV set.
1214
00:56:22,901 --> 00:56:24,336
Yeah, I'm so sure.
1215
00:56:25,604 --> 00:56:26,972
Not really my type.
1216
00:56:27,771 --> 00:56:29,107
What kind of girl does he like?
1217
00:56:29,507 --> 00:56:30,642
New.
1218
00:56:31,009 --> 00:56:32,510
(CHUCKLES)
1219
00:56:32,711 --> 00:56:33,912
I'm Les.
1220
00:56:34,713 --> 00:56:37,115
Hmm. Okay. Selena.
1221
00:56:46,591 --> 00:56:48,759
Oh, you shouldn't be
drinking like that.
1222
00:56:48,893 --> 00:56:50,662
I'm using a glass.
1223
00:56:51,196 --> 00:56:52,330
- No, I meant--
- No.
1224
00:56:52,464 --> 00:56:54,733
I should absolutely
be drinking, okay?
1225
00:56:55,433 --> 00:56:58,470
I yelled at Buddy over and over
to have a Plan B.
1226
00:56:58,603 --> 00:57:00,138
I have no plan.
1227
00:57:00,272 --> 00:57:02,641
I was an awful wife.
My kids are miserable.
1228
00:57:02,773 --> 00:57:05,110
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't be drinking.
1229
00:57:05,243 --> 00:57:07,279
I meant you shouldn't
be drinking alone.
1230
00:57:07,412 --> 00:57:08,513
(BANGS TABLE)
1231
00:57:12,816 --> 00:57:14,286
My mistake.
1232
00:57:25,897 --> 00:57:27,232
(GRUMBLES)
1233
00:57:27,365 --> 00:57:29,267
Why'd you stop talking to me?
1234
00:57:29,534 --> 00:57:31,970
Why, I'm pretty sure
we're talking now.
1235
00:57:32,103 --> 00:57:34,906
You stopped returning calls,
you stopped writing...
1236
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,975
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
1237
00:57:37,575 --> 00:57:38,977
Well, you look terrible.
1238
00:57:39,110 --> 00:57:40,578
Well, I feel terrible, Walter.
1239
00:57:40,712 --> 00:57:41,946
Well, you...
1240
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,481
You look it.
1241
00:57:46,651 --> 00:57:48,819
- (GLASS CLINKS)
- (SIGHS)
1242
00:57:48,953 --> 00:57:50,522
Look...
1243
00:57:51,389 --> 00:57:54,492
I read three different articles
this week about...
1244
00:57:54,825 --> 00:57:56,027
food allergies.
1245
00:57:57,329 --> 00:58:00,598
Three.
That can't be a coincidence.
1246
00:58:01,433 --> 00:58:05,337
They say, what you eat directly
contributes to how you feel.
1247
00:58:05,470 --> 00:58:07,605
You can be allergic
to something.
1248
00:58:07,739 --> 00:58:09,307
And-- And it-- And it causes--
1249
00:58:09,441 --> 00:58:12,344
it causes mood swings,
and you aren't aware of it.
1250
00:58:12,577 --> 00:58:13,812
That's not this.
1251
00:58:13,945 --> 00:58:17,349
Look, there's a man
in Enid, Oklahoma
1252
00:58:17,482 --> 00:58:19,250
who cut his wife up
in a salad bowl
1253
00:58:19,384 --> 00:58:21,119
'cause he was allergic to dairy.
1254
00:58:21,252 --> 00:58:22,520
All three articles
talked about him.
1255
00:58:22,654 --> 00:58:23,888
Walter...
1256
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:27,225
No, all I'm saying is...
aside from Buddy...
1257
00:58:27,992 --> 00:58:29,761
The uncertainty?
1258
00:58:30,328 --> 00:58:33,298
The overwhelming emotions?
1259
00:58:34,466 --> 00:58:35,800
Yeah?
1260
00:58:37,669 --> 00:58:39,738
Could all be tuna.
1261
00:58:42,607 --> 00:58:43,742
Yeah.
1262
00:58:44,542 --> 00:58:45,777
(SELENA)
Glad you could ditch with me.
1263
00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,412
(LES) I always ditch PE.
1264
00:58:48,179 --> 00:58:49,681
How long have you lived here?
1265
00:58:50,648 --> 00:58:52,117
God, too long.
1266
00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:55,019
I know everything everyone's
gonna say before they say it.
1267
00:58:55,787 --> 00:58:57,188
Intolerable.
1268
00:58:57,655 --> 00:59:00,091
I'm moving to LA
first chance I get.
1269
00:59:00,492 --> 00:59:02,327
If Debbie Gibson
can be a rockstar...
1270
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:05,096
I'm giving myself five years
to make it in New York.
1271
00:59:05,230 --> 00:59:06,364
I'm going to an acting school
1272
00:59:06,498 --> 00:59:08,032
where they don't just
teach acting...
1273
00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:10,502
but how to become rich
and be fascinating.
1274
00:59:10,635 --> 00:59:13,104
My dad said they have those
in New York.
1275
00:59:13,805 --> 00:59:15,140
Wait, you're gay?
1276
00:59:17,442 --> 00:59:18,676
What?
1277
00:59:19,043 --> 00:59:22,514
Mm. All actors
are just a little bit gay.
1278
00:59:26,418 --> 00:59:27,752
Do you wanna touch my boob?
1279
00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:31,356
Yeah.
1280
00:59:34,058 --> 00:59:35,627
Uh, under the shirt.
1281
00:59:36,494 --> 00:59:37,495
Oh.
1282
00:59:41,099 --> 00:59:42,367
Hey, your brother seems
way cool.
1283
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,169
- Mm.
- He have a girlfriend?
1284
00:59:44,302 --> 00:59:46,070
- Uh-uh.
- Hmm.
1285
00:59:46,204 --> 00:59:48,640
Okay, it doesn't screw off, Les.
That's enough.
1286
00:59:51,709 --> 00:59:54,245
I saw Hair
when I was eight 'cause...
1287
00:59:54,546 --> 00:59:56,948
my dad said he'd rather
I learn about sex in the theater
1288
00:59:57,081 --> 00:59:58,316
than the street.
1289
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:01,019
People here
are obsessed with sex.
1290
01:00:01,319 --> 01:00:03,421
You know, I'm in AP Calculus.
1291
01:00:03,555 --> 01:00:05,723
But no one
ever talks about that.
1292
01:00:06,324 --> 01:00:07,759
I know what the guys here
say about me.
1293
01:00:07,893 --> 01:00:10,128
But I'm not doing anything
they're not doing.
1294
01:00:10,261 --> 01:00:11,897
Anything they wish
they were doing.
1295
01:00:12,030 --> 01:00:13,264
Exactly.
1296
01:00:13,398 --> 01:00:14,699
Intolerable.
1297
01:00:16,434 --> 01:00:18,169
Yeah, it just really
upsets people here
1298
01:00:18,303 --> 01:00:21,172
that I have a working brain,
and a working vagina.
1299
01:00:22,006 --> 01:00:23,208
(GAGS)
1300
01:00:25,844 --> 01:00:27,278
Intolerable.
1301
01:00:27,979 --> 01:00:29,414
Intolerable.
1302
01:00:30,315 --> 01:00:32,484
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
1303
01:00:35,186 --> 01:00:38,958
♪ On a hill far away ♪
1304
01:00:39,090 --> 01:00:43,261
♪ Stood an old rugged cross ♪
1305
01:00:43,394 --> 01:00:50,235
♪ The emblem
Of suffering and shame ♪
1306
01:00:50,970 --> 01:00:55,406
(SINGING MUFFLES)
♪ And I love that old cross ♪
1307
01:00:55,540 --> 01:00:59,310
♪ Where the dearest and best ♪
1308
01:00:59,444 --> 01:01:06,117
♪ For a world of lost sinners
Was slain ♪
1309
01:01:06,417 --> 01:01:08,152
Thank you so much
for coming today.
1310
01:01:09,754 --> 01:01:12,290
- Pastor Ellis, I'm Macy Smart.
- Oh, hi, Macy.
1311
01:01:12,423 --> 01:01:14,492
I hear the church is looking
for a bookkeeper.
1312
01:01:14,626 --> 01:01:15,895
Yes, actually,
1313
01:01:16,027 --> 01:01:18,329
our Miss Rowbottom's
leaving us to get married.
1314
01:01:18,463 --> 01:01:22,400
I have over 15 years experience
in bookkeeping for my husband.
1315
01:01:22,534 --> 01:01:24,870
- Okay, and your husband is--
- Dead? Yes.
1316
01:01:25,004 --> 01:01:26,271
Oh.
1317
01:01:26,404 --> 01:01:28,640
His number came up,
as we say in bookkeeping.
1318
01:01:28,773 --> 01:01:29,875
I see.
1319
01:01:30,408 --> 01:01:32,710
Look. Apparently,
I'm a control freak
1320
01:01:32,844 --> 01:01:35,280
with control over
absolutely nothing in my life.
1321
01:01:35,413 --> 01:01:38,249
And I'm also seemingly
dull and uninteresting,
1322
01:01:38,383 --> 01:01:40,285
so perfect for the job.
1323
01:01:41,252 --> 01:01:43,421
I'll see what we can do, Macy.
1324
01:01:45,423 --> 01:01:47,860
It was a lot of this, watch...
Double take.
1325
01:01:48,493 --> 01:01:50,395
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- Triple take.
1326
01:01:50,863 --> 01:01:53,298
- (LAUGHTER)
- It was so... Oh, my God!
1327
01:01:53,431 --> 01:01:55,166
It was like serving time
in thespian jail.
1328
01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:56,401
And the more I tried to escape,
1329
01:01:56,534 --> 01:01:57,702
the more musicals
they'd put me in.
1330
01:01:57,835 --> 01:01:59,270
That's bizarre, dude.
1331
01:01:59,404 --> 01:02:01,739
I know, and I'm fantasizing
about football and tackling
1332
01:02:01,874 --> 01:02:04,309
and for real,
this is what they have me doing.
1333
01:02:04,442 --> 01:02:06,011
On stage, in front of everyone.
1334
01:02:06,144 --> 01:02:08,246
Eight shows a week.
Triple time step!
1335
01:02:08,379 --> 01:02:10,114
- (TAPPING)
- (LAUGHTER)
1336
01:02:10,248 --> 01:02:12,717
It wasn't actually like that.
1337
01:02:13,151 --> 01:02:15,286
It was actually really great.
1338
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,755
Come on!
"Moon, June, croon, tune"
1339
01:02:17,890 --> 01:02:18,958
and the "feelings" bullshit.
1340
01:02:19,691 --> 01:02:21,593
It was so corny
and embarrassing.
1341
01:02:21,726 --> 01:02:23,328
I never told any of my friends
what I was doing
1342
01:02:23,461 --> 01:02:24,930
'cause I know
I'd never live it down.
1343
01:02:25,064 --> 01:02:26,230
It wasn't corny.
1344
01:02:26,364 --> 01:02:28,266
It was corn
right off the cob, Les.
1345
01:02:28,399 --> 01:02:29,834
You just weren't good at it.
1346
01:02:32,537 --> 01:02:34,739
Everything's different up there.
1347
01:02:35,206 --> 01:02:36,774
The energy, the intensity.
1348
01:02:37,442 --> 01:02:39,243
You connect with everybody
simultaneously
1349
01:02:39,377 --> 01:02:41,112
and bring them together.
1350
01:02:41,245 --> 01:02:42,881
That's the opposite of corny.
1351
01:02:44,282 --> 01:02:46,018
- We were good.
- No.
1352
01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:48,020
We were terrible, Les.
1353
01:02:48,453 --> 01:02:50,923
Dad told you we were good,
and you believed him.
1354
01:02:52,256 --> 01:02:54,093
And we were a joke.
1355
01:02:54,359 --> 01:02:56,361
And Dad picked that joke
over us.
1356
01:02:58,262 --> 01:02:59,664
And he died for it.
1357
01:03:00,765 --> 01:03:02,200
(SCOFFS) I mean,
he wanted to be good,
1358
01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:03,768
but you gotta face the truth,
1359
01:03:03,902 --> 01:03:05,336
Dad was the joke.
1360
01:03:06,939 --> 01:03:08,941
Dad was fucking tragic.
1361
01:03:09,607 --> 01:03:11,743
- Take it back!
- (CROWD) Whoa.
1362
01:03:14,746 --> 01:03:18,583
Dad went after what
he loved 100%, and that's brave.
1363
01:03:18,716 --> 01:03:21,552
We were special,
and you weren't.
1364
01:03:22,021 --> 01:03:23,956
That's not Dad's fault.
1365
01:03:24,422 --> 01:03:27,558
You're just a boring,
ordinary asshole, Derrick.
1366
01:03:32,097 --> 01:03:34,265
Dad wasn't tragic!
1367
01:03:35,667 --> 01:03:38,937
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1368
01:03:40,405 --> 01:03:42,141
We were special.
1369
01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:45,777
(INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)
1370
01:03:48,947 --> 01:03:50,916
What are you and Derrick
fighting about?
1371
01:03:55,154 --> 01:03:56,989
I'm not talking about it
with you.
1372
01:03:58,289 --> 01:03:59,590
Okay.
1373
01:04:00,591 --> 01:04:01,526
Why not?
1374
01:04:01,659 --> 01:04:03,594
Because you cheated on Dad.
1375
01:04:07,966 --> 01:04:09,968
Is that what you and Derrick
were fighting about?
1376
01:04:10,903 --> 01:04:11,904
You know...
1377
01:04:13,005 --> 01:04:15,107
I'm gonna be so famous.
1378
01:04:15,239 --> 01:04:18,476
Everyone's gonna piss themselves
wishing they were nicer to me.
1379
01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:20,511
When the money comes in...
1380
01:04:20,645 --> 01:04:23,614
I'm gonna make Kyle my assistant
and treat him terrible.
1381
01:04:23,748 --> 01:04:26,684
No matter what he does,
it's not good enough.
1382
01:04:26,818 --> 01:04:29,054
And when it's time to give him
a raise, I'm gonna fire him.
1383
01:04:32,323 --> 01:04:33,825
Okay, you wanna join me here
1384
01:04:33,959 --> 01:04:35,359
- in reality for a second?
- No.
1385
01:04:35,493 --> 01:04:36,962
Reality sucks.
It's better in my head.
1386
01:04:37,096 --> 01:04:38,063
But it's not real.
1387
01:04:38,197 --> 01:04:39,731
- It's better.
- It's not.
1388
01:04:39,865 --> 01:04:42,800
It's braver to face things
head on.
1389
01:04:44,402 --> 01:04:46,105
Artists appreciate truth.
1390
01:04:47,271 --> 01:04:49,108
You're not an artist.
1391
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:52,044
Your dreams never happened,
so now you don't dream at all.
1392
01:04:52,343 --> 01:04:54,245
That's the opposite of brave.
1393
01:04:54,378 --> 01:04:58,150
No, you don't dream when you're
just trying to survive, Les.
1394
01:04:58,282 --> 01:04:59,650
That's exactly when you do.
1395
01:04:59,784 --> 01:05:03,922
No, you face facts
and you deal with them.
1396
01:05:04,056 --> 01:05:06,892
Dreams are fine,
but dreams can also destroy you.
1397
01:05:07,258 --> 01:05:08,961
I am trying...
1398
01:05:09,393 --> 01:05:11,029
to protect you, Les.
1399
01:05:11,163 --> 01:05:12,663
That's my job.
1400
01:05:12,797 --> 01:05:14,233
- You're limiting me.
- No.
1401
01:05:14,365 --> 01:05:17,368
You want me to pick the safest,
smallest life possible.
1402
01:05:17,970 --> 01:05:19,270
Honey...
1403
01:05:19,403 --> 01:05:22,040
I'm giving myself five years
to make it in New York.
1404
01:05:22,174 --> 01:05:25,911
I'm not gonna be small
and simple like you.
1405
01:05:27,411 --> 01:05:29,413
I'm going after what I want.
1406
01:05:29,982 --> 01:05:33,584
And I'm dreaming fucking big,
just like my dad.
1407
01:05:38,223 --> 01:05:40,825
You're not ever gonna
forgive me, are you?
1408
01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:57,876
- (EXHALES)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1409
01:06:01,345 --> 01:06:02,513
You have everything you need?
1410
01:06:02,647 --> 01:06:04,415
(CHUCKLES) Really?
1411
01:06:04,549 --> 01:06:07,119
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, you know what I mean.
1412
01:06:08,053 --> 01:06:09,487
I'm fine.
1413
01:06:11,223 --> 01:06:12,557
Really?
1414
01:06:13,624 --> 01:06:16,061
You know what I mean. Come in.
1415
01:06:19,064 --> 01:06:20,665
(BOTH GROAN)
1416
01:06:23,869 --> 01:06:26,737
(EXHALES)
You think you're gonna stay?
1417
01:06:28,539 --> 01:06:30,209
I don't know what to think.
1418
01:06:30,341 --> 01:06:32,643
I'm just...
1419
01:06:33,811 --> 01:06:34,812
Well...
1420
01:06:36,114 --> 01:06:37,316
Questioning everything.
1421
01:06:37,448 --> 01:06:38,649
Yeah.
1422
01:06:39,617 --> 01:06:41,586
I can't even pray.
1423
01:06:42,386 --> 01:06:45,991
Why would I pray to a God that
let Buddy die without faith?
1424
01:06:46,557 --> 01:06:48,726
Plus, Buddy knew he was sick.
1425
01:06:50,128 --> 01:06:53,232
He pretended he was fine.
He never let on.
1426
01:06:53,497 --> 01:06:54,699
Mm.
1427
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,570
I didn't know Buddy well, but...
1428
01:07:00,939 --> 01:07:02,274
I guess
he didn't want you to worry--
1429
01:07:02,406 --> 01:07:03,841
They warned him.
1430
01:07:04,575 --> 01:07:06,844
Buddy and his big dreams.
1431
01:07:06,979 --> 01:07:09,147
That's what killed him.
And I-I...
1432
01:07:09,281 --> 01:07:12,783
I must've known on some level
because I kept begging him...
1433
01:07:14,385 --> 01:07:16,021
I don't know how to forgive him.
1434
01:07:16,754 --> 01:07:18,623
I can't forgive myself.
1435
01:07:19,724 --> 01:07:21,792
- Mm.
- And I don't know how to...
1436
01:07:22,627 --> 01:07:24,997
live my life now without God.
1437
01:07:26,497 --> 01:07:28,699
You know, growing up, uh...
1438
01:07:29,868 --> 01:07:32,137
I always wanted to protect you.
1439
01:07:32,271 --> 01:07:34,505
But you never needed it.
1440
01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:39,211
Who knew I'd be so bad at it?
1441
01:07:39,344 --> 01:07:41,046
- (LAUGHS)
- No...
1442
01:07:43,447 --> 01:07:46,717
What do you suppose
Buddy'd say about all this?
1443
01:07:50,721 --> 01:07:52,523
On with the show.
1444
01:07:53,524 --> 01:07:54,725
Hm.
1445
01:07:57,229 --> 01:07:58,629
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS)
1446
01:07:58,763 --> 01:08:00,299
I know what you've
heard about me.
1447
01:08:00,698 --> 01:08:03,168
- (EXHALES)
- I don't, you know.
1448
01:08:03,534 --> 01:08:05,270
They all just say
they've been with me
1449
01:08:05,404 --> 01:08:07,471
because they don't wanna be
the only one who hasn't.
1450
01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:09,607
- (EXHALES)
- All of 'em.
1451
01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:11,509
(CAN CRINKLES AND CLINKS)
1452
01:08:11,642 --> 01:08:12,543
It's all good.
1453
01:08:12,677 --> 01:08:13,946
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1454
01:08:14,079 --> 01:08:17,149
You know, I don't
say anything because, uh...
1455
01:08:17,883 --> 01:08:20,085
you do what you have to
when your last name's Roach.
1456
01:08:20,218 --> 01:08:21,585
(BOTH LAUGH)
1457
01:08:21,719 --> 01:08:23,956
I mean, I don't care,
it doesn't bother me, I--
1458
01:08:24,856 --> 01:08:26,590
I'm leaving town anyway.
1459
01:08:26,925 --> 01:08:28,726
I'm moving to LA
to become a singer.
1460
01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:31,964
Don't--
Don't go. I just got here.
1461
01:08:32,097 --> 01:08:34,399
(LAUGHS) You're messed up, huh?
1462
01:08:34,532 --> 01:08:36,600
Wha-- I'm not messed up.
1463
01:08:36,734 --> 01:08:38,669
Uh-huh. No? (LAUGHS)
1464
01:08:38,803 --> 01:08:40,471
- No, no siree--
- Yeah.
1465
01:08:40,604 --> 01:08:42,207
No, I'm--
1466
01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:43,708
- Okay, yeah, I am.
- Yeah.
1467
01:08:43,841 --> 01:08:46,144
- I'm messed up.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
1468
01:08:56,687 --> 01:08:58,290
- Okay, slow down.
- Hey.
1469
01:09:00,225 --> 01:09:01,625
(CLEARS THROAT)
1470
01:09:04,495 --> 01:09:06,797
Yep, LA.
1471
01:09:09,267 --> 01:09:12,437
Actually, we, um--
We moved here from Milwaukee.
1472
01:09:12,570 --> 01:09:13,571
Mm.
1473
01:09:13,704 --> 01:09:16,540
Yeah, my dad's in manufacturing.
1474
01:09:16,674 --> 01:09:18,877
He worked at the Maybelline
cosmetics factory
1475
01:09:19,011 --> 01:09:20,445
until it shut down there.
1476
01:09:20,879 --> 01:09:23,081
I didn't even get
a fucking lipstick outta it.
1477
01:09:23,215 --> 01:09:24,916
(BOTH LAUGH)
1478
01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:26,650
Wha...
1479
01:09:26,784 --> 01:09:29,754
Did you know that more
Playboy Playmates
1480
01:09:29,888 --> 01:09:32,723
come from Milwaukee, than...
1481
01:09:39,965 --> 01:09:41,199
Shit!
1482
01:09:42,733 --> 01:09:44,136
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1483
01:09:44,269 --> 01:09:45,803
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
1484
01:09:53,245 --> 01:09:55,147
(SIGHS) Oh, Dad...
1485
01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:57,282
What's wrong?
1486
01:09:57,883 --> 01:10:00,584
It's just... I don't even miss
my dad.
1487
01:10:00,718 --> 01:10:02,054
I-I don't miss him.
1488
01:10:04,289 --> 01:10:05,891
(SOBS)
1489
01:10:06,757 --> 01:10:07,959
Fuck.
1490
01:10:09,995 --> 01:10:10,996
My--
1491
01:10:11,729 --> 01:10:13,899
It's just, my dad, um...
1492
01:10:16,868 --> 01:10:19,004
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)
1493
01:10:20,205 --> 01:10:22,140
Okay, well, um...
1494
01:10:23,707 --> 01:10:25,977
I still want to, so...
1495
01:10:26,710 --> 01:10:28,146
- you can if you want.
- (ZIPPER ZIPS)
1496
01:10:30,115 --> 01:10:31,149
Yeah.
1497
01:10:36,988 --> 01:10:39,324
Okay, yeah, Derrick. Off.
1498
01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:41,126
I have to get home.
1499
01:10:42,427 --> 01:10:43,428
What happened?
1500
01:10:44,996 --> 01:10:46,498
You don't remember?
1501
01:10:46,630 --> 01:10:48,433
- (ZIPPER ZIPS)
- What?
1502
01:10:49,633 --> 01:10:51,536
Whatever, just take me home.
1503
01:10:51,669 --> 01:10:54,439
Wait. We didn't...
1504
01:10:56,341 --> 01:10:59,211
I-I lost my virginity,
and I don't even remember?
1505
01:11:00,545 --> 01:11:02,180
You-- You were a virgin?
1506
01:11:03,915 --> 01:11:05,217
You couldn't tell?
1507
01:11:06,184 --> 01:11:09,254
(QUIRKY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
1508
01:11:11,423 --> 01:11:13,091
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1509
01:11:17,262 --> 01:11:19,231
(QUIRKY UPBEAT
MUSIC CONTINUES)
1510
01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:23,468
(DOOR OPENS)
1511
01:11:26,004 --> 01:11:28,206
Macy, everything all right?
1512
01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:29,807
(SIGHS)
1513
01:11:29,941 --> 01:11:32,878
Everything's sunshine and Santa
Claus, Pastor. Why do you ask?
1514
01:11:33,011 --> 01:11:34,913
Well, the high school
just called.
1515
01:11:35,046 --> 01:11:37,815
They wanna know if you'd come in
at 1:00 to talk about Les.
1516
01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:41,520
Oh, well...
1517
01:11:41,987 --> 01:11:44,722
he's having
a little trouble adjusting.
1518
01:11:46,158 --> 01:11:50,428
You know, the church has
a pretty big outreach, so...
1519
01:11:51,062 --> 01:11:53,465
You know, you don't have to do
all this alone, Macy.
1520
01:11:53,598 --> 01:11:56,800
Well... I'm taking a vacation
from church.
1521
01:11:56,935 --> 01:12:00,639
Well, you're literally
working... for a church.
1522
01:12:00,771 --> 01:12:02,174
(LAUGHS)
1523
01:12:02,307 --> 01:12:05,076
Well... I'm not working
very hard.
1524
01:12:05,210 --> 01:12:09,347
Look, I just meant
that I know how messy it all is.
1525
01:12:09,481 --> 01:12:11,917
And, you know,
if you needed help,
1526
01:12:12,050 --> 01:12:14,653
I'm sure the church
could spring for an analyst.
1527
01:12:14,986 --> 01:12:17,688
I do not need an analyst.
1528
01:12:17,821 --> 01:12:19,757
I face things head on.
1529
01:12:19,891 --> 01:12:21,459
That's what I do.
You know what?
1530
01:12:21,593 --> 01:12:23,827
I hide in the background
and keep my mouth shut
1531
01:12:23,962 --> 01:12:25,130
and get things done.
1532
01:12:25,263 --> 01:12:29,134
If anything,
I am too sensible, too safe.
1533
01:12:29,267 --> 01:12:31,835
As a matter of fact, I resent
this entire conversation.
1534
01:12:31,970 --> 01:12:33,672
I keep a tight reign on things.
1535
01:12:33,804 --> 01:12:36,541
I am managing just fine.
Thank you very much.
1536
01:12:36,675 --> 01:12:39,843
I know, I was talking about
a financial analyst.
1537
01:12:39,978 --> 01:12:41,947
I was talking
about the books, Macy.
1538
01:12:44,082 --> 01:12:46,117
(SIGHS AND GROANS)
1539
01:12:48,053 --> 01:12:49,853
I'll let you finish up.
1540
01:12:59,965 --> 01:13:01,399
(MACY)
He said what now?
1541
01:13:01,533 --> 01:13:03,401
God doesn't exist.
1542
01:13:03,535 --> 01:13:05,403
What class was this for?
1543
01:13:05,870 --> 01:13:07,072
PE.
1544
01:13:07,205 --> 01:13:08,406
PE?
1545
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:09,908
Coach Gifford was saying
1546
01:13:10,041 --> 01:13:12,310
that it would take an act of God
for Les to pass PE
1547
01:13:12,444 --> 01:13:14,679
if he continues the way he is.
1548
01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:16,014
And he responded with--
1549
01:13:16,147 --> 01:13:18,483
Did the coach ask him
what he does believe in?
1550
01:13:18,617 --> 01:13:19,918
'Cause I'd like to know.
1551
01:13:20,051 --> 01:13:22,420
That is a pretty bold statement.
1552
01:13:22,554 --> 01:13:26,424
What-- What do you believe in,
if not God?
1553
01:13:26,824 --> 01:13:28,360
I don't know, just...
1554
01:13:29,894 --> 01:13:32,030
Me, I guess.
1555
01:13:32,163 --> 01:13:33,098
(SCOFFS)
1556
01:13:33,231 --> 01:13:36,368
You're 14. You're 14 years old.
1557
01:13:36,501 --> 01:13:37,535
I-I know.
1558
01:13:37,669 --> 01:13:39,037
(MACY STAMMERS)
1559
01:13:39,170 --> 01:13:41,772
I second guess myself
every 15 minutes!
1560
01:13:41,906 --> 01:13:43,908
That's an extraordinary
statement
1561
01:13:44,042 --> 01:13:45,443
- for a 14-year-old to make...
- Mrs. Smart...
1562
01:13:45,577 --> 01:13:47,312
Who thinks like that at 14?
1563
01:13:47,445 --> 01:13:48,846
I don't think you understand--
1564
01:13:48,980 --> 01:13:51,516
His dad had trouble with God
too. Les takes after him.
1565
01:13:51,650 --> 01:13:53,385
(WHISPERS) And he hates
the hell out of me right now.
1566
01:13:53,518 --> 01:13:54,986
(SCOFFS)
1567
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,490
But God bless you, Les,
if you'll excuse the expression,
1568
01:13:58,623 --> 01:14:01,026
'cause I know
how you feel about Him.
1569
01:14:01,159 --> 01:14:03,862
But it's a little like
having his dad back.
1570
01:14:03,995 --> 01:14:06,231
I don't think you understand,
Mrs. Smart.
1571
01:14:06,364 --> 01:14:08,466
If he continues this way
there's a good chance
1572
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,168
that Les will fail PE.
1573
01:14:10,302 --> 01:14:13,605
Oh, he's failing PE!
Just wrap your head around that.
1574
01:14:13,738 --> 01:14:16,374
But, he'll make it up
in another way, it'll be fine.
1575
01:14:16,508 --> 01:14:19,843
He could be the football team's
mascot maybe.
1576
01:14:19,978 --> 01:14:21,446
We're-- We're still, um...
1577
01:14:22,013 --> 01:14:23,181
Um...
1578
01:14:23,315 --> 01:14:24,349
- What are we?
- The Beavers.
1579
01:14:24,482 --> 01:14:26,518
Beavers!
Dress him up like a beaver.
1580
01:14:26,651 --> 01:14:28,653
(LAUGHING)
1581
01:14:30,255 --> 01:14:32,257
(LAUGHS HARDER)
1582
01:14:32,957 --> 01:14:34,326
Whoo!
1583
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:36,795
Mom, are you drunk?
1584
01:14:36,928 --> 01:14:38,829
Do not talk to me like that.
1585
01:14:38,963 --> 01:14:41,366
(GASPS) No, you don't!
1586
01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:43,468
Can you believe he's...
1587
01:14:43,601 --> 01:14:45,470
This is not about me.
This is just...
1588
01:14:45,603 --> 01:14:46,638
(VOICE FADES AND ECHOES)
1589
01:14:49,741 --> 01:14:52,010
(WALTER) You probably
like lox for breakfast.
1590
01:14:52,143 --> 01:14:54,813
But there's no salmon fishing
near here.
1591
01:14:55,246 --> 01:14:57,415
Now, bass toast...
1592
01:14:58,149 --> 01:15:01,319
is an undiscovered meal
you're gonna love.
1593
01:15:03,388 --> 01:15:06,524
Say... how do you
like your school?
1594
01:15:07,859 --> 01:15:09,294
They don't get me here.
1595
01:15:09,427 --> 01:15:11,196
(MURMURS)
1596
01:15:11,329 --> 01:15:14,332
You think I give a shit
if people get me?
1597
01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:18,136
You are who you are, that's it.
1598
01:15:19,237 --> 01:15:23,241
Maybe they'll, uh...
they'll get you tomorrow.
1599
01:15:25,076 --> 01:15:27,011
Maybe they'll catch up.
1600
01:15:27,145 --> 01:15:29,881
The thing of it is,
by the time they do...
1601
01:15:30,181 --> 01:15:32,217
you won't give a shit either.
1602
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:36,488
Hmm.
1603
01:15:38,156 --> 01:15:39,891
How come you stopped
seeing each other?
1604
01:15:40,191 --> 01:15:41,626
You and Mom.
1605
01:15:43,061 --> 01:15:44,596
'Cause we're idiots.
1606
01:15:46,064 --> 01:15:49,033
I was so pissed off...
1607
01:15:49,401 --> 01:15:51,369
when she left town
with your dad.
1608
01:15:53,104 --> 01:15:55,340
She was engaged
to my best friend,
1609
01:15:55,473 --> 01:15:58,443
and I couldn't understand how
she turned her back on all of us
1610
01:15:58,576 --> 01:16:00,945
for a guy she'd known
for, like, a week.
1611
01:16:01,946 --> 01:16:04,015
Nobody saw it coming.
1612
01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:05,885
Oh...
1613
01:16:06,251 --> 01:16:08,553
We fought and just, uh...
1614
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:12,791
measured and doled out the exact
amount of love and affection
1615
01:16:12,924 --> 01:16:16,561
we thought the other was giving
and gave that exact amount back.
1616
01:16:16,694 --> 01:16:17,662
(CLEARS THROAT)
1617
01:16:17,796 --> 01:16:19,497
Stupid shit.
1618
01:16:19,964 --> 01:16:21,533
Hey, you want, uh...
1619
01:16:22,868 --> 01:16:24,202
(CLEARS THROAT)
1620
01:16:25,069 --> 01:16:27,071
You want butter or cream cheese?
1621
01:16:28,673 --> 01:16:29,808
On bass?
1622
01:16:29,941 --> 01:16:31,176
Yeah.
1623
01:16:31,776 --> 01:16:33,144
Butter.
1624
01:16:35,313 --> 01:16:37,682
I stayed put here all my life.
1625
01:16:37,816 --> 01:16:41,152
Freakin'... Kansas, man.
1626
01:16:44,155 --> 01:16:46,224
I don't know,
maybe she was smart.
1627
01:16:51,362 --> 01:16:54,165
You should make up
with your brother.
1628
01:16:59,204 --> 01:17:01,039
She's falling down
a rabbit hole,
1629
01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:03,174
and I don't know how to help.
1630
01:17:16,287 --> 01:17:18,323
(DOOR OPENS)
1631
01:17:25,196 --> 01:17:28,934
Oh, For God's sake. You would
all make the worst spies ever.
1632
01:17:29,067 --> 01:17:30,168
(WALTER LAUGHS)
1633
01:17:30,301 --> 01:17:31,669
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
1634
01:17:31,803 --> 01:17:34,706
Oh, yay!
1635
01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:37,742
(SIGHS)
Another year older.
1636
01:17:37,877 --> 01:17:41,412
Here's to the decay of my body
and growing old alone.
1637
01:17:41,546 --> 01:17:45,350
Here, this came
in the mail a few days ago.
1638
01:17:46,851 --> 01:17:48,119
Derrick...
1639
01:17:48,253 --> 01:17:51,222
Would you open it up?
Your mother is hung.
1640
01:17:51,924 --> 01:17:53,291
That's a line from Auntie Mame.
1641
01:17:53,424 --> 01:17:56,227
It's just a line from life now.
You can forget all that.
1642
01:17:57,595 --> 01:17:58,931
It's a Bible.
1643
01:17:59,063 --> 01:18:02,166
It's probably from one
of the many churches in Jersey.
1644
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,202
Let me see it.
1645
01:18:07,739 --> 01:18:08,874
Nice Bible.
1646
01:18:15,981 --> 01:18:18,149
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
1647
01:18:29,394 --> 01:18:31,195
I don't understand.
1648
01:18:32,031 --> 01:18:33,364
Who's it from?
1649
01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:36,902
Buddy.
1650
01:18:38,336 --> 01:18:39,671
Let me see the postmark.
1651
01:18:39,804 --> 01:18:42,206
Really? You think it's going
to say "Kingdom Come?"
1652
01:18:43,808 --> 01:18:47,312
Akron, Ohio. Yeah, it was
forwarded from our last address.
1653
01:18:48,446 --> 01:18:51,249
I... I remember him getting it.
1654
01:18:51,382 --> 01:18:53,217
It's engraved.
1655
01:18:53,351 --> 01:18:55,820
Leather bound,
he spent money on this.
1656
01:18:56,588 --> 01:18:58,023
We were in the book store.
1657
01:18:58,156 --> 01:19:00,993
It was... kind of random.
1658
01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:02,427
But...
1659
01:19:03,761 --> 01:19:05,496
the effort he went to...
1660
01:19:06,264 --> 01:19:07,799
It made him really happy.
1661
01:19:08,766 --> 01:19:09,935
Then...
1662
01:19:10,234 --> 01:19:12,470
I mean, on, I-I...
1663
01:19:15,941 --> 01:19:17,709
on some level...
1664
01:19:18,343 --> 01:19:20,645
for him to give me this,
I mean...
1665
01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:27,585
Maybe he accepted God a little.
1666
01:19:28,653 --> 01:19:31,189
Maybe even just
for my sake, right?
1667
01:19:33,658 --> 01:19:34,792
Yeah.
1668
01:19:34,927 --> 01:19:36,361
(GASPS) Okay.
1669
01:19:36,828 --> 01:19:38,830
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
(EXHALES)
1670
01:19:45,603 --> 01:19:48,373
We're going to church. Now.
All of us. Let's go.
1671
01:19:48,506 --> 01:19:50,508
What? Really?
We're going to church? Now?
1672
01:19:50,642 --> 01:19:53,311
(SIGHS) He's not
gonna be in purgatory.
1673
01:19:53,444 --> 01:19:55,413
I can make it up to him.
1674
01:19:55,546 --> 01:19:57,883
I-I was just laying here
thinking...
1675
01:19:58,017 --> 01:20:01,285
Buddy died never having
found faith, but I was wrong.
1676
01:20:01,419 --> 01:20:03,521
He had so much faith in us.
1677
01:20:04,822 --> 01:20:06,591
What're you all
standing there for?
1678
01:20:06,724 --> 01:20:07,960
- Move! Go!
- All right.
1679
01:20:08,093 --> 01:20:09,061
- Church?
- Go!
1680
01:20:09,193 --> 01:20:10,662
- Go!
- Church...
1681
01:20:10,795 --> 01:20:12,230
Yay. Happy birthday.
1682
01:20:15,199 --> 01:20:18,603
(SCREEN DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
1683
01:20:22,807 --> 01:20:23,841
So...
1684
01:20:26,078 --> 01:20:28,813
you really think
he found God all of a sudden?
1685
01:20:30,949 --> 01:20:32,650
Maybe he did.
1686
01:20:34,218 --> 01:20:35,954
In what reality?
1687
01:20:36,254 --> 01:20:37,755
I don't buy it.
1688
01:20:39,024 --> 01:20:41,826
I don't see what's
so great about reality.
1689
01:20:42,694 --> 01:20:44,629
It just doesn't work for me.
1690
01:20:48,466 --> 01:20:50,802
How'd you get it postmarked
from Akron?
1691
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:56,741
What?
1692
01:20:56,975 --> 01:20:58,409
That was genius.
1693
01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:01,245
I didn't.
1694
01:21:02,513 --> 01:21:03,715
You didn't?
1695
01:21:04,282 --> 01:21:05,483
I didn't.
1696
01:21:09,253 --> 01:21:10,889
I got Ernie Saracino to.
1697
01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:14,159
There it is.
1698
01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:16,527
It got her out of bed,
didn't it?
1699
01:21:16,661 --> 01:21:17,963
So what?
1700
01:21:18,296 --> 01:21:19,397
Now we just spend
the rest of our lives
1701
01:21:19,530 --> 01:21:21,033
pretending Dad found God?
1702
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,334
Who's it hurting?
1703
01:21:23,668 --> 01:21:25,803
Ruth Gordon said,
"Some days you have to lie."
1704
01:21:29,141 --> 01:21:31,176
You pretend you don't know me
in school.
1705
01:21:31,309 --> 01:21:32,610
You're good with that lie.
1706
01:21:34,046 --> 01:21:35,080
Look.
1707
01:21:36,647 --> 01:21:39,784
You're gonna move to New York,
and you'll fit in there.
1708
01:21:40,384 --> 01:21:42,787
And you're gonna be
really successful.
1709
01:21:43,989 --> 01:21:45,323
I'm-- I'm not.
1710
01:21:46,557 --> 01:21:49,161
I need to fit in here, and...
1711
01:21:49,427 --> 01:21:51,063
I just can't with you around.
1712
01:21:52,030 --> 01:21:53,798
You think I'm going
to be successful?
1713
01:21:53,932 --> 01:21:56,701
I'm-- I'm not talented
like you, Les.
1714
01:21:57,602 --> 01:22:00,005
Shit, I'm not even talented
for Kansas.
1715
01:22:02,406 --> 01:22:05,610
Dad thought what people
don't like about you in school,
1716
01:22:05,743 --> 01:22:07,578
they're gonna love about you
on the page.
1717
01:22:08,813 --> 01:22:10,883
I mean, he thought
you were gonna be a writer.
1718
01:22:13,785 --> 01:22:15,921
And I'm never really gonna
get to know him now.
1719
01:22:18,289 --> 01:22:20,092
'Cause I'm an idiot.
1720
01:22:21,927 --> 01:22:25,230
You're not just an idiot,
Derrick.
1721
01:22:26,464 --> 01:22:28,366
No one's just one thing.
1722
01:22:29,902 --> 01:22:31,702
You're also selfish and unfair.
1723
01:22:31,836 --> 01:22:33,437
(SCOFFS) Okay.
1724
01:22:33,571 --> 01:22:35,840
(CHUCKLES)
1725
01:22:35,974 --> 01:22:38,509
I think we treat each other
terribly 'cause we're family.
1726
01:22:38,643 --> 01:22:39,978
And we know we can.
1727
01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:47,485
(SNIFFLES)
1728
01:22:51,522 --> 01:22:53,391
Wanna hear something funny?
1729
01:22:55,526 --> 01:22:57,695
I tried out
for the football team here.
1730
01:23:00,232 --> 01:23:01,499
I didn't make it.
1731
01:23:01,632 --> 01:23:03,668
(ORGAN PLAYING)
1732
01:23:03,801 --> 01:23:07,206
(GIRL SINGING)
♪ O holy night ♪
1733
01:23:07,338 --> 01:23:12,343
♪ The stars
Are brightly shining ♪
1734
01:23:12,476 --> 01:23:15,214
♪ It is the night ♪
1735
01:23:15,346 --> 01:23:20,052
♪ Of our dear Savior's birth ♪
1736
01:23:21,352 --> 01:23:24,622
♪ Long lay the world ♪
1737
01:23:24,755 --> 01:23:29,493
♪ In sin and error pining ♪
1738
01:23:29,627 --> 01:23:32,363
♪ Till He appeared ♪
1739
01:23:32,496 --> 01:23:38,502
♪ And the soul felt its worth ♪
1740
01:23:38,636 --> 01:23:42,406
♪ A thrill of hope ♪
1741
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:46,577
♪ The weary world rejoices ♪
1742
01:23:46,711 --> 01:23:50,315
♪ For yonder breaks ♪
1743
01:23:50,648 --> 01:23:54,719
♪ A new and glorious morn' ♪
1744
01:23:54,852 --> 01:23:57,588
♪ Fall ♪
1745
01:23:57,722 --> 01:24:02,227
♪ On your knees ♪
1746
01:24:02,361 --> 01:24:05,264
♪ O hear ♪
1747
01:24:05,396 --> 01:24:10,102
♪ The angel voices ♪
1748
01:24:10,235 --> 01:24:14,106
♪ O night ♪
1749
01:24:14,239 --> 01:24:17,175
♪ Divine ♪
1750
01:24:17,309 --> 01:24:20,444
♪ O night ♪
1751
01:24:20,578 --> 01:24:25,083
♪ When Christ was born ♪
1752
01:24:25,217 --> 01:24:29,388
♪ O night ♪
1753
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:34,092
♪ Divine ♪
1754
01:24:34,226 --> 01:24:38,230
♪ O night ♪
1755
01:24:38,596 --> 01:24:44,635
♪ O night divine ♪
1756
01:24:48,140 --> 01:24:53,711
(ORGAN CONTINUES)
1757
01:24:54,079 --> 01:24:55,546
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Macy.
1758
01:25:04,755 --> 01:25:06,191
Look, I've been thinking.
1759
01:25:07,625 --> 01:25:13,265
I never wanna hear you say you
only have five years to make it.
1760
01:25:13,698 --> 01:25:14,832
I played that card
with your father,
1761
01:25:14,967 --> 01:25:16,600
and it made us both miserable.
1762
01:25:16,734 --> 01:25:20,072
It's like starting a race with
100 extra pounds on your back.
1763
01:25:20,205 --> 01:25:22,606
You're either all in
or you're not.
1764
01:25:22,807 --> 01:25:24,809
- You hear me?
- Yeah.
1765
01:25:25,911 --> 01:25:27,946
And don't get
so comfortable here.
1766
01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:29,814
We're leaving.
1767
01:25:32,850 --> 01:25:34,152
Come on, let's go.
1768
01:25:46,098 --> 01:25:48,033
- You wanna take a break?
- Hmm?
1769
01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:50,335
I mean... You let me know if
I'm working you too hard, okay?
1770
01:25:50,469 --> 01:25:51,736
Oh, no, I'm good.
1771
01:25:51,870 --> 01:25:53,338
Seriously, Les,
give me a hand.
1772
01:25:53,472 --> 01:25:54,672
Oh.
1773
01:25:57,309 --> 01:25:58,843
- Well...
- (DERRICK SIGHS)
1774
01:25:58,977 --> 01:26:01,046
...you still look terrible.
1775
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:03,748
But I don't feel terrible.
1776
01:26:04,349 --> 01:26:06,817
Anyway, you oughta see
what I'm looking at.
1777
01:26:06,952 --> 01:26:08,453
(LAUGHS)
1778
01:26:08,586 --> 01:26:10,821
Are we staying in empty houses
Dee Baskin's selling again?
1779
01:26:10,956 --> 01:26:13,425
(GRUNTS) I negotiated
a better deal than that.
1780
01:26:13,557 --> 01:26:15,160
Especially after
I heard Joe Henley,
1781
01:26:15,293 --> 01:26:16,727
who took over for Buddy,
1782
01:26:16,862 --> 01:26:18,662
tanked in Milwaukee doing
1783
01:26:18,796 --> 01:26:21,433
Death of a Salesman,
of all things.
1784
01:26:21,565 --> 01:26:23,135
If we get our shot in Milwaukee,
1785
01:26:23,268 --> 01:26:26,238
we're gonna do a full season
of nothing but Neil Simon.
1786
01:26:26,371 --> 01:26:27,873
Money in the bank.
1787
01:26:28,006 --> 01:26:29,573
(DERRICK)
What if we don't get Milwaukee?
1788
01:26:29,707 --> 01:26:31,209
We'll get it.
1789
01:26:31,343 --> 01:26:33,512
Anyway, I've got a couple
of tricks up my sleeves.
1790
01:26:33,677 --> 01:26:36,381
Good things are coming, boys.
I can feel it in my bones.
1791
01:26:36,515 --> 01:26:37,482
Mm.
1792
01:26:37,615 --> 01:26:39,384
Maybe that's arthritis.
1793
01:26:40,684 --> 01:26:42,753
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1794
01:26:42,888 --> 01:26:45,190
Feels weird doing this
without Dad.
1795
01:26:45,323 --> 01:26:48,193
Well, I guess that makes us
weirdos again.
1796
01:26:49,593 --> 01:26:52,097
Derrick, step it up. If you
make me late for Ed Monroe--
1797
01:26:52,230 --> 01:26:54,832
Seriously? I'm literally
the only one doing work here.
1798
01:26:54,966 --> 01:26:56,667
Talk back
and I'll put you center stage
1799
01:26:56,801 --> 01:26:58,203
in every dance number
this summer.
1800
01:26:58,336 --> 01:27:00,205
No, no, way.
I'm not doing another musical.
1801
01:27:00,338 --> 01:27:01,973
Triple time step
under the spotlight.
1802
01:27:02,107 --> 01:27:03,741
No, uh, you-- you can't--
You can't make me do it.
1803
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:06,244
I'm a woman drunk with power.
I will make you do mime.
1804
01:27:06,378 --> 01:27:07,778
(CHUCKLES)
1805
01:27:07,913 --> 01:27:10,148
Come on, let's go.
Say goodbye to Walter.
1806
01:27:12,517 --> 01:27:14,186
- Bye.
- See ya.
1807
01:27:29,834 --> 01:27:31,669
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
1808
01:27:32,871 --> 01:27:35,639
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- Thank you, Walter.
1809
01:27:38,577 --> 01:27:39,844
Anytime.
1810
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:43,582
(WHISPERS) Hey.
1811
01:27:51,590 --> 01:27:52,623
(WALTER GRUNTS)
1812
01:27:52,756 --> 01:27:54,025
(HONKS HORN)
1813
01:27:54,159 --> 01:27:55,659
- (DERRICK) Come on, Mom.
- Yeah, I'm coming.
1814
01:27:55,961 --> 01:27:57,863
(ENGINE STARTS)
1815
01:28:15,313 --> 01:28:16,481
God.
1816
01:28:17,382 --> 01:28:18,583
(GRUNTS)
1817
01:28:19,050 --> 01:28:21,286
When I was 29,
I joined the U.S.O.
1818
01:28:21,419 --> 01:28:25,157
I had no particular talent, but
I didn't let that get in my way.
1819
01:28:25,290 --> 01:28:26,324
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
1820
01:28:26,458 --> 01:28:27,526
You felt it was
your patriotic duty?
1821
01:28:27,658 --> 01:28:30,195
I was single. I was 29.
1822
01:28:30,328 --> 01:28:31,897
I went for the boys.
1823
01:28:32,030 --> 01:28:34,266
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1824
01:28:34,399 --> 01:28:37,402
Keep that swagger,
remember to smile and have fun.
1825
01:28:37,536 --> 01:28:38,470
Off you go.
1826
01:28:38,603 --> 01:28:39,803
Sparkle!
1827
01:28:41,239 --> 01:28:43,375
Could you put these
at stage-left prop table for me?
1828
01:28:43,508 --> 01:28:44,476
Thank you so much.
1829
01:28:44,609 --> 01:28:46,777
Places, guys, have a great show.
1830
01:28:47,412 --> 01:28:49,347
- Good show, good show.
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1831
01:28:49,481 --> 01:28:50,515
Uh-- You!
1832
01:28:50,649 --> 01:28:52,850
You did good in your one scene.
1833
01:28:52,984 --> 01:28:54,886
But you're done, one and done.
1834
01:28:55,020 --> 01:28:56,288
You take another step
toward that stage,
1835
01:28:56,421 --> 01:28:58,023
it'll be your last step,
Lester Smart.
1836
01:28:58,156 --> 01:28:59,690
Mom, I'm nowhere near the stage.
1837
01:28:59,823 --> 01:29:02,594
Mom.
Can we have the keys to the car?
1838
01:29:02,826 --> 01:29:04,563
(SIGHS) If I can find 'em.
1839
01:29:04,695 --> 01:29:06,198
Go, go, go!
1840
01:29:07,831 --> 01:29:10,402
(AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)
1841
01:29:10,535 --> 01:29:14,206
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)
1842
01:29:40,599 --> 01:29:42,000
(MUSIC FADES)
1843
01:29:42,133 --> 01:29:43,834
(BUDDY) How's the house?
1844
01:30:04,623 --> 01:30:06,891
What are you up to, Les?
1845
01:30:10,061 --> 01:30:13,031
- Just-- Just watching.
- Hmm.
1846
01:30:13,164 --> 01:30:16,234
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS)
1847
01:30:19,504 --> 01:30:20,771
Go.
1848
01:30:20,905 --> 01:30:22,974
(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
1849
01:30:30,781 --> 01:30:32,917
(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
1850
01:30:44,062 --> 01:30:49,200
(INTRO TO "ONE" PLAYING
ON PIANO)
1851
01:30:53,104 --> 01:30:59,744
(MEN) ♪ One singular sensation
Every little step he takes ♪
1852
01:31:00,679 --> 01:31:06,651
♪ One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes ♪
1853
01:31:08,420 --> 01:31:14,759
♪ One smile and suddenly
Nobody else will do ♪
1854
01:31:15,627 --> 01:31:22,400
♪ You know you'll never be
Lonely with you-know-who ♪
1855
01:31:22,534 --> 01:31:28,740
♪ One moment in his presence
And you can't forget the rest ♪
1856
01:31:29,674 --> 01:31:36,881
♪ For the guy is second best
To none, son ♪
1857
01:31:37,015 --> 01:31:38,783
♪ Ooh! Sigh! ♪
1858
01:31:38,917 --> 01:31:40,618
♪ Give him your attention ♪
1859
01:31:40,752 --> 01:31:44,155
♪ Do I
Really have to mention ♪
1860
01:31:44,289 --> 01:31:50,395
♪ He's the one ♪
1861
01:31:55,567 --> 01:31:58,269
♪ She walks into a room
And you know ♪
1862
01:31:58,403 --> 01:32:00,572
(WOMEN) ♪ She's uncommonly rare
Very unique ♪
1863
01:32:00,705 --> 01:32:02,807
♪ Peripatetic
Poetic and chic ♪
1864
01:32:02,941 --> 01:32:05,610
(ALL) ♪ She walks into a room
And you know ♪
1865
01:32:05,744 --> 01:32:08,346
♪ From her maddening poise
Effortless whirl ♪
1866
01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:09,814
♪ She's a special girl ♪
1867
01:32:09,948 --> 01:32:13,618
♪ Strolling ♪
1868
01:32:14,085 --> 01:32:15,553
♪ Can't help ♪
1869
01:32:15,820 --> 01:32:20,258
♪ All of her qualities
Extolling ♪
1870
01:32:20,625 --> 01:32:22,694
♪ Loaded with charisma
Is ma ♪
1871
01:32:22,827 --> 01:32:24,729
♪ Jauntily sauntering
Ambling shambler ♪
1872
01:32:24,864 --> 01:32:27,465
♪ She walks into a room
And you know ♪
1873
01:32:27,599 --> 01:32:29,834
♪ You must shuffle along
Join the parade ♪
1874
01:32:29,968 --> 01:32:32,337
♪ She's the quintessence
Of making the grade ♪
1875
01:32:32,470 --> 01:32:35,807
♪ This is whatcha call
Traveling ♪
1876
01:32:35,940 --> 01:32:37,509
♪ Oh strut your stuff! ♪
1877
01:32:37,642 --> 01:32:42,647
♪ Can't get enough of her ♪
1878
01:32:42,781 --> 01:32:46,351
♪ Love her! ♪
1879
01:32:46,785 --> 01:32:52,323
♪ I'm a son of a gun
She is one of a kind! ♪
1880
01:32:53,158 --> 01:32:54,325
(MEN) ♪ One ♪
1881
01:32:54,459 --> 01:32:55,994
(WOMEN)
♪ She walks into a room ♪
1882
01:32:56,127 --> 01:32:57,562
- ♪ Singular sensation ♪
- ♪ And you know she's ♪
1883
01:32:57,695 --> 01:32:58,930
(WOMEN) ♪ Uncommonly rare
Very unique ♪
1884
01:32:59,063 --> 01:32:59,831
♪ Peripatetic
Poetic and chic ♪
1885
01:32:59,964 --> 01:33:01,132
(MEN) ♪ One ♪
1886
01:33:01,266 --> 01:33:03,034
(WOMEN)
♪ She walks into a room ♪
1887
01:33:03,168 --> 01:33:04,636
- ♪ Thrilling combination ♪
- ♪ And you know from her ♪
1888
01:33:04,769 --> 01:33:06,070
(WOMEN) ♪ Maddening poise
Effortless whirl ♪
1889
01:33:06,204 --> 01:33:08,840
♪ She's a special girl
Strolling ♪
1890
01:33:08,973 --> 01:33:11,709
(MEN) ♪ One smile and suddenly
Nobody else ♪
1891
01:33:11,843 --> 01:33:13,411
- ♪ Can't help ♪
- ♪ Will do ♪
1892
01:33:13,545 --> 01:33:15,580
(WOMEN) ♪ All of her qualities
Extolling ♪
1893
01:33:15,713 --> 01:33:17,883
(MEN) ♪ You know
You'll never be lonely ♪
1894
01:33:18,016 --> 01:33:19,717
- ♪ With you-know-who ♪
- ♪ Loaded with charisma ♪
1895
01:33:19,851 --> 01:33:22,120
♪ Is ma jauntily sauntering
Ambling shambler ♪
1896
01:33:22,253 --> 01:33:24,556
♪ She walks into a room
And you know ♪
1897
01:33:24,689 --> 01:33:26,958
♪ You must shuffle along
Join the parade ♪
1898
01:33:27,091 --> 01:33:28,726
♪ She's the quintessence
Of making the grade ♪
1899
01:33:28,861 --> 01:33:32,597
♪ This is whatcha call
Traveling ♪
1900
01:33:32,932 --> 01:33:34,332
♪ Oh, strut your stuff! ♪
1901
01:33:34,466 --> 01:33:39,170
♪ Can't get enough of her ♪
1902
01:33:39,304 --> 01:33:42,707
♪ Love her! ♪
1903
01:33:42,841 --> 01:33:45,143
- ♪ I'm a son of a gun ♪
- (MEN) ♪ She's the... ♪
1904
01:33:45,276 --> 01:33:49,848
- ♪ She is one of a kind! ♪
- (MEN) ♪ One ♪
1905
01:33:50,215 --> 01:33:56,654
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
1906
01:34:00,258 --> 01:34:01,426
(ALL) ♪ One! ♪
1907
01:34:02,293 --> 01:34:07,332
♪ Singular sensation
Every little step she takes ♪
1908
01:34:07,465 --> 01:34:10,635
♪ One!
Thrilling combination ♪
1909
01:34:10,768 --> 01:34:13,505
♪ Every move that she makes ♪
1910
01:34:15,006 --> 01:34:21,079
♪ One smile and suddenly
Nobody else will do ♪
1911
01:34:21,914 --> 01:34:28,486
♪ You know you'll never be
Lonely with you-know-who ♪
1912
01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:30,321
♪ One! ♪
1913
01:34:30,455 --> 01:34:34,292
♪ Moment in her presence
And you can't forget the rest ♪
1914
01:34:35,660 --> 01:34:40,665
♪ For the girl
Is second-best to none ♪
1915
01:34:40,798 --> 01:34:42,667
♪ Son ♪
1916
01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:44,202
♪ Ooh! Sigh! ♪
1917
01:34:44,335 --> 01:34:46,137
♪ Give her your attention ♪
1918
01:34:46,271 --> 01:34:49,374
♪ Do I really have to mention ♪
1919
01:34:49,507 --> 01:34:52,945
♪ She's the ♪
1920
01:34:53,077 --> 01:34:56,848
♪ She's the ♪
1921
01:34:56,982 --> 01:35:02,554
♪ She's the one! ♪
1921
01:35:03,305 --> 01:36:03,661
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