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(本节目纯属虚构)
(法律严禁未成年人饮酒)

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(此外对于强迫饮酒,过量饮酒)
(在宴席中做出不雅行为等情形)

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(本节目亦无任何鼓吹之意图)
(请仅作为一部搞笑动画轻松观赏)

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(此外本作品的登场人物皆为年满20岁之成年人)

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果然还是大海好

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伊织

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有你的信

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是小栞寄来的

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栞?

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出发吧! 在青春大道全速前进

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此时此刻永远是最棒的季节

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Get high! 希望!

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就算长大了也没在怕

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为追求未知的世界一跃而下

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(碧蓝之海2)

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永无止尽

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永无止尽

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永无止尽

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永无止尽

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一二三四五毫无变化

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永无止尽

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六日睡到下午滑手机

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永无止尽

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最近身体越来越迟钝

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烤肉太腻连腰都在痛

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虽然累了还得陪家人但我还撑得住

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再次去感受那天的光辉吧

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出发吧! 在青春大道全速前进

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此时此刻永远是最棒的季节

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Get high! 希望!

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就算长大了也没在怕

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为追求未知的世界一跃而下

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所谓青春

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就是持续去追逐理想

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青春永远

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不管几岁都不会褪色

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所谓青春

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就是不断地迷惘彷徨

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青春Forever

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回归线代理

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敬启者,哥哥大人

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在这新绿盎然的初夏时节

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不知您近来是否安好?

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这边的泽桔梗和禅庭花已开始绽放色彩

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群山也早已是一片夏日景致

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哥哥大人上京后转眼已过了三个月

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您是否有给奈奈华表姐大人,千纱表姐大人

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和舅舅大人添麻烦呢?

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是否有全心全意勤奋向学呢?

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栞十分为您担心

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父亲大人和母亲大人也都很担心您

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虽然很希望您能回老家一趟

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但若没有办法的话

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至少请让栞了解您的近况

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由衷期待哥哥大人的回信

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谨启

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附注

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栞用剩下的布匹制作了人偶

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希望您能把它当成栞装饰起来

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伊织

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给小栞的回信写好了吗?

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奈奈华姐

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其实我在考虑这次先不回信给她

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为什么呢?

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因为都说没回信就是过得很好的证据啊

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话是这么说没错

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那还是我在信上写一些你的生活状况吧

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由你来写吗?

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毕竟我和千纱也都有收到信

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而且任谁都会想知道
重要的家人的现况吧?

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这样啊

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报告我的现况…

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这个拜托千万别讲啊

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可是

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千纱好像已经开始写了哦

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先别写回信啊!

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干嘛?

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我的近况我自己写

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你写你自己的就好了,好吗?

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我是无所谓,但小栞说过

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"要是哥哥大人在信中说谎请告诉我"

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所以等你写完再跟我说

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我帮你检查

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我知道了

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操,这下事情麻烦了

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千沙不但和我同居
而且还是同个社团同个科系的

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她完全掌握了我的一切

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我骗不过她的

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既然如此
只好把能写的部分写上去蒙混过关了

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敬启者,栞

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这边也已经快进入夏天了

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伊织笔

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本文呢?

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根本就没东西可以写!

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信还是由我来写吧

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不,没关系

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我刚才只是想不到季节问候语而已

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既然如此

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要不要从"前略"开始写呢?

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原来如此

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前略

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中略

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后略

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再给我一次机会啊!

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给他一个主题
会不会比较好写呢

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那就写"社团活动"

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"学校的课业","私生活"吧

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OK,我会如实向她报告的

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(社团活动)

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给栞

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我现在加入了一个叫"Peek a Boo"的潜水社团

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大家都非常的绅士

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不会吧…

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他们教了我展现真实自我的方法

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(学校的课业)

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大学的课业

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和初高中截然不同,让我感到惊讶

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考试内容虽然很难

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但大家都努力不懈
细心地为考试做准备

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北原

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你们要作弊啊?

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所以要怎么把这个带进考场?

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放在笔盒里面

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饮料标签

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毛巾内侧

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我要"湾奈(腕内)"

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不到最后绝对不要放弃

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大家一起把学分弄到手吧

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私生活方面

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几乎没有什么好写的

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我每天都过着规律的生活

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屌了,今天又迟到了整整一个小时

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赶得上代人签到吗

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从不穿不卫生的衣服

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你们偶尔也穿穿衣服吧

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时而过着充满刺激的每一天

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(不和古手川千纱分手就杀了你)

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你们误会了,我和千纱是…

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知道了知道了

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有话等到了后山再说吧

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你们根本没打算听吧

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我过得很好,不用担心

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也请替我向爸妈问好

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原来如此

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这样啊,哥哥大人

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不过这年头还写信,真优雅呢

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不是寄电子邮件

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不,也不是这样啦

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那家伙是个超级机械白痴

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别说是电脑或智能手机

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我看她搞不好连电子锅都不会用呢

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这样啊

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人都有不拿手的事嘛

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但也因为这样
这次才能蒙混过关

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虽然和真相差很多就是了

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这样姑且不算说谎吧?

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不过

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这次你学到教训,以后…

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是啊

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这样我就能

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再次加入他们了

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好嘞! 干杯!

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差劲

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真伤脑筋

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说谎骗人的哥哥大人

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有需要进行监视

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对吧?

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大家好

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你们两个怎么来了?

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今天不是要开会吗?

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喂喂

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那是下星期的事啦

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真的假的

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难怪大家都不在

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上次开会时不是说过了吗

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我完全忘记了

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奈奈华学姐和店长呢?

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他们去出差了

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接下来…

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差不多要准备了吗?

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你们是在说什么?

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晚餐

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谢啦

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怎么了? 瞎眼女

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没什么

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也让我试一下味道

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是不是有点辣啊?

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有吗?

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我也去帮忙

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甜点由我来负责

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没有必要吧

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让我做就对了

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搞什么鬼啊

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怎么了吗?

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瞎眼女把我赶过来了

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是吗

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你觉得呢?

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觉得什么?

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爱菜

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觉得会端出像样的东西吗?

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概率大概是6:4吧

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我要开动了

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结果最后是用水果妥协啊

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你本来打算做什么?

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布丁

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我下次再教你比较简单的做法

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话说回来

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你们两个常留下来看店吗?

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也就偶尔吧

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大概一个月一次

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这样没问题吗?

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没问题?

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你是指什么?

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我是说…那个…

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会不会不小心擦枪走火…之类的

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什么擦枪走火啊

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你到底在讲什么

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因为你之前也说千纱的屁股不错啊

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确实是有说过

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而且实际上也真的是很大的好屁股

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爱菜!?

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那实际上呢?

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这个嘛

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她屁股确实是超棒的没错

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但感觉就像妹妹一样吧

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这样啊

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原来如此

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也就是说你很想对她下手吧

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给我等一下

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你到底想对妹妹做什么

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别让我讲出来,多难为情啊

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你想对妹妹做不能讲的事吗!?

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难为情的是你的思想才对吧

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所以我才受不了二次元脑

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真不晓得他在想什么

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就是说啊

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又不可能有人真的会对妹妹抱有非分之想

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就是说啊

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不可能会有的

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为什么你们要把视线移开?

242
00:11:11,682 --> 00:11:16,187
没有妹妹的人常会那样讲

243
00:11:16,187 --> 00:11:18,981
但有妹妹根本就没好到哪去啦

244
00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:20,857
伊织,你有妹妹吗?

245
00:11:21,859 --> 00:11:23,569
是有啦

246
00:11:23,569 --> 00:11:25,021
慢着,北原

247
00:11:25,821 --> 00:11:27,615
关于这个问题

248
00:11:30,201 --> 00:11:32,620
你要慎重回答

249
00:11:34,145 --> 00:11:34,914
没有

250
00:11:34,914 --> 00:11:37,124
看着我的眼睛回答

251
00:11:37,124 --> 00:11:39,418
是个叫小栞的可爱女生

252
00:11:40,461 --> 00:11:41,545
1…

253
00:11:41,545 --> 00:11:43,589
慢着,这是在倒数什么?

254
00:11:43,589 --> 00:11:44,298
年纪呢?

255
00:11:44,298 --> 00:11:46,801
她今年应该是初中三年级

256
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:48,135
2…

257
00:11:48,135 --> 00:11:50,388
别闹了,这倒数很恐怖耶!

258
00:11:50,763 --> 00:11:52,431
她和伊织感情好吗?

259
00:11:52,807 --> 00:11:56,309
感觉她现在还有点离不开哥哥

260
00:11:56,309 --> 00:11:58,270
3…3…

261
00:11:58,270 --> 00:11:59,855
这下真的不妙了

262
00:11:59,855 --> 00:12:02,066
邪神好像快诞生了

263
00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:04,985
她之前寄了这封信过来

264
00:12:06,362 --> 00:12:08,739
不是电子邮件而是写信,不错耶

265
00:12:09,518 --> 00:12:12,688
她只是单纯不会用智能手机而已吧

266
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:13,994
是这样吗?

267
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,372
那家伙是个机械白痴

268
00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:19,375
她会不会是只在你面前表现成那样啊?

269
00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:23,754
回信给小栞后她又寄了封回信过来

270
00:12:23,754 --> 00:12:25,631
然后还收到了这个

271
00:12:25,881 --> 00:12:27,550
她说是她亲手做的

272
00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:28,919
好可爱哦

273
00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:32,179
我也想寄这边的照片给她当谢礼

274
00:12:32,179 --> 00:12:33,472
绝对不行

275
00:12:33,472 --> 00:12:34,473
为什么?

276
00:12:34,473 --> 00:12:35,933
万一我的生活状况曝光

277
00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:37,643
家里的援助会被断的

278
00:12:37,643 --> 00:12:40,396
既然你有自觉的话就改进啊

279
00:12:40,396 --> 00:12:43,607
真的一定要寄的话我也要挑选照片

280
00:12:43,774 --> 00:12:44,734
是是

281
00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:46,307
这废柴大哥

282
00:12:48,571 --> 00:12:51,824
除了海中的照片外没一张能寄的

283
00:12:51,824 --> 00:12:54,076
谁叫你们老是脱光衣服

284
00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:57,037
陆地上的暴露程度比海中还高

285
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:59,415
挑刚睡醒的照片应该也满有趣…

286
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,001
千纱,千纱

287
00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:03,085
怎么了?

288
00:13:03,085 --> 00:13:03,779
你看

289
00:13:05,129 --> 00:13:06,380
那张照片怎么了?

290
00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:08,299
没…没怎样啊?

291
00:13:08,299 --> 00:13:09,508
别放在心上

292
00:13:10,009 --> 00:13:12,303
胸部几乎都跑出来了

293
00:13:12,303 --> 00:13:15,347
因为姐姐和梓学姐都很大

294
00:13:16,635 --> 00:13:17,511
原来如此

295
00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:22,356
是奈奈华姐和梓学姐的"宝贝"照片吗

296
00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,899
不能让你看

297
00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:27,109
这张的原文件也得删掉

298
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,592
我不会要你们让我看的

299
00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:32,782
是这样吗

300
00:13:32,782 --> 00:13:34,492
是这样就好

301
00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:37,307
我去上个厕所

302
00:13:40,247 --> 00:13:45,252
超! 想看!

303
00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:49,465
但她们也不可能
会因为我想看就让我看

304
00:13:49,835 --> 00:13:52,379
我看就先装出没兴趣的样子

305
00:13:53,414 --> 00:13:55,500
找机会把照片抢到手

306
00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:00,312
那下次见咯

307
00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:02,053
对了

308
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,795
两人独处时你还是得提防一下哦

309
00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:10,069
都说不可能有那种事了啦

310
00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:12,696
还是要以防万一嘛

311
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:13,572
再见

312
00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:18,202
那我们继续挑照片吧

313
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,580
这下就没有人碍事了

314
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,167
伊织?

315
00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:26,544
没什么

316
00:14:26,836 --> 00:14:28,087
是我多心了吗

317
00:14:28,087 --> 00:14:30,464
都是因为爱菜刚才乱讲

318
00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:33,759
碍事的人都排除掉了

319
00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:35,052
再来只剩…

320
00:14:36,595 --> 00:14:38,973
把照片弄到手了

321
00:14:42,768 --> 00:14:44,103
接下来…

322
00:14:44,631 --> 00:14:45,507
怎么了?

323
00:14:45,896 --> 00:14:46,981
没什么

324
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,065
我看看…

325
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:57,867
你刚才是不是想干嘛?

326
00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,118
不,没有啊?

327
00:14:59,535 --> 00:15:01,996
她屁股确实是超棒的没错

328
00:15:01,996 --> 00:15:04,056
应该不会吧

329
00:15:04,582 --> 00:15:06,250
差不多就这样了吧

330
00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:09,420
结果选的都是潜水的照片

331
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,963
这也没办法啊

332
00:15:10,963 --> 00:15:12,756
其他照片都没穿衣服

333
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:15,342
那么千纱

334
00:15:15,342 --> 00:15:16,302
干嘛?

335
00:15:16,302 --> 00:15:18,762
你先去冲个澡吧

336
00:15:22,224 --> 00:15:24,518
你不去洗澡吗?

337
00:15:24,852 --> 00:15:27,730
我会去啊…那你呢?

338
00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,523
我还有想看的电视节目

339
00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:30,774
待会再洗吧

340
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,486
我知道了

341
00:15:35,921 --> 00:15:37,238
好了

342
00:15:37,263 --> 00:15:39,265
接下来就是决胜关键

343
00:15:58,886 --> 00:16:00,512
这个变态

344
00:16:00,512 --> 00:16:02,723
不是,我只不过是…

345
00:16:02,723 --> 00:16:05,684
想要你脱下来的衣服而已啊

346
00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:08,228
那不就是更重度的变态吗!?

347
00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:13,067
伤脑筋

348
00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,486
想不到她早有警觉了

349
00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:17,154
到底该怎么办才好

350
00:16:20,991 --> 00:16:22,785
对了,已经用完了

351
00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:27,206
擅自用这些感觉很贵的也不太好

352
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:30,709
有什么能代替洗发精的东西吗

353
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,004
(泡泡JET)
(浴室用清洁剂 除霉)

354
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:35,911
能用吗

355
00:16:37,883 --> 00:16:38,759
(不伤浴缸)

356
00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:39,694
能用!

357
00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:42,012
(※不能用! 好孩子绝对不要模仿哦!)

358
00:16:42,513 --> 00:16:44,348
我的眼睛!

359
00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:45,474
伊织?

360
00:16:46,475 --> 00:16:48,018
千纱…

361
00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:52,731
今天就好,我想用你的洗发精

362
00:16:52,731 --> 00:16:55,025
是没什么关系啦

363
00:16:56,402 --> 00:16:57,861
是我不好,千纱

364
00:16:57,861 --> 00:16:58,946
脑袋不好?

365
00:16:58,946 --> 00:17:00,406
不是那个意思啦

366
00:17:00,906 --> 00:17:03,659
虽然不晓得为什么,但她解除警戒了

367
00:17:04,118 --> 00:17:05,536
这样的话…

368
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,790
她已经换衣服了!

369
00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:13,552
还是放弃吧

370
00:17:15,713 --> 00:17:17,297
都已经这么晚了

371
00:17:17,715 --> 00:17:19,925
那我差不多该回房间了

372
00:17:19,925 --> 00:17:21,051
我也是

373
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,891
等一下

374
00:17:27,891 --> 00:17:28,517
- 火焰…

375
00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:30,853
- 千纱是怎么处理照片的?
- 火焰…

376
00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:33,063
又不可能拿去烧掉

377
00:17:33,063 --> 00:17:34,773
顶多就是揉成一团丢掉

378
00:17:34,773 --> 00:17:35,941
也就是说

379
00:17:35,941 --> 00:17:38,004
翻垃圾桶找还有希望

380
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,666
你来做什么?

381
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,502
你醒着吗?

382
00:17:55,502 --> 00:17:56,670
我醒着

383
00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:58,255
你误会了,千纱

384
00:17:58,255 --> 00:17:59,840
我虽然是出于邪念

385
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,258
但是目的不是你

386
00:18:01,258 --> 00:18:02,134
我知道

387
00:18:03,552 --> 00:18:05,262
你的目的是这个吧?

388
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,513
你什么时候注意到的?

389
00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:09,224
差不多洗澡的时候

390
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:13,020
仔细想想
你当时没有想看的样子本来就怪怪的

391
00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:16,482
伤脑筋,果然瞒不过你

392
00:18:25,699 --> 00:18:29,119
千纱,既然你都这么清楚了

393
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:35,334
就乖乖把那个交出来吧

394
00:18:37,252 --> 00:18:38,295
太天真了

395
00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:44,009
等一下…

396
00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:52,997
我回来了

397
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,439
千纱

398
00:18:57,439 --> 00:18:58,773
你还在睡吗?

399
00:19:01,318 --> 00:19:07,407
那个…这到底是怎么回事?

400
00:19:10,828 --> 00:19:12,454
咦? 千纱?

401
00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:16,333
对了,我昨天好像有溜进她房间

402
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,211
这一幕要是被人看见的话…

403
00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:27,087
我今天可能就要死了

404
00:19:32,961 --> 00:19:34,212
伊织

405
00:19:34,712 --> 00:19:35,922
请冷静一点

406
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,281
奈奈华姐

407
00:19:38,063 --> 00:19:41,608
我和千纱之间真的没有什么

408
00:19:41,608 --> 00:19:44,111
这是一连串不幸的偶然导致的结果

409
00:19:44,486 --> 00:19:48,323
我对神发誓
我没有对千纱做任何亏心事…

410
00:19:48,323 --> 00:19:49,782
果然还是好恐怖

411
00:19:50,659 --> 00:19:53,954
你误会了,这真的是意外啊

412
00:19:56,832 --> 00:19:58,500
没事的,伊织

413
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,460
我都明白

414
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:01,753
什么嘛

415
00:20:02,212 --> 00:20:05,340
真是的,害我急死了

416
00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:06,452
果然没错

417
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:09,434
这和千纱的洗发精是一样的味道

418
00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:12,263
你什么都不用说了

419
00:20:12,263 --> 00:20:13,974
我全都明白

420
00:20:13,974 --> 00:20:16,894
不是…奈奈华姐…

421
00:20:18,228 --> 00:20:21,231
咦? 伊织和姐姐?

422
00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:23,066
早上好,千纱

423
00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:25,152
你醒来得正是时候,千纱

424
00:20:25,152 --> 00:20:28,363
快向她说明一下昨天发生的事啊

425
00:20:28,614 --> 00:20:29,990
怎么这么突然

426
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:32,618
这攸关我的生死啊

427
00:20:32,618 --> 00:20:34,786
我想想…昨天…

428
00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:38,665
我睡觉后伊织溜进了我的房间

429
00:20:38,665 --> 00:20:41,210
这样啊

430
00:20:41,752 --> 00:20:43,295
暂停,千纱

431
00:20:43,295 --> 00:20:45,172
不是这样的,奈奈华姐

432
00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:47,049
我那么做是有目的的

433
00:20:47,049 --> 00:20:48,175
目的?

434
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,677
是指下流的事情吗?

435
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:54,263
这怎么可能…对吧,千纱

436
00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:55,933
你在说什么啊

437
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:59,353
你明明就抱着100%的邪念

438
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,691
虽然部分正确但这很难说明啊

439
00:21:05,317 --> 00:21:06,609
伊织

440
00:21:06,609 --> 00:21:08,403
你就和千纱结婚吧

441
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,829
等一下,你们两个在说什么?

442
00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:19,915
难道你不生气吗?

443
00:21:19,915 --> 00:21:22,084
我还以为会被你大卸八块

444
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:24,086
我当然很生气

445
00:21:24,086 --> 00:21:25,712
而且也有考虑这么做

446
00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:28,619
不过,虽然千纱对我来说很重要

447
00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:31,677
但我也很清楚伊织是个好孩子

448
00:21:32,143 --> 00:21:33,686
奈奈华姐…

449
00:21:34,304 --> 00:21:36,932
所以你只要能让千纱幸福

450
00:21:36,932 --> 00:21:38,308
我就不把你大卸八块了

451
00:21:38,308 --> 00:21:39,559
太感谢你了

452
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:41,520
所以你们到底在讲什么啊!?

453
00:21:42,311 --> 00:21:45,232
这里就交给我,先配合我一下

454
00:21:45,232 --> 00:21:47,711
什么配合,我根本搞不清楚状况啊

455
00:21:47,943 --> 00:21:50,404
奈奈华姐现在只是处于错乱状态

456
00:21:50,904 --> 00:21:52,571
先假装我们要结婚

457
00:21:52,571 --> 00:21:54,657
她就会冷静下来听我们解释了

458
00:21:54,657 --> 00:21:57,911
你到底把我的人生当成什么了

459
00:21:57,911 --> 00:22:01,164
那我就当你愿意入赘来我们家了好吗?

460
00:22:01,164 --> 00:22:02,499
哪里好了…

461
00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:03,709
没有问题

462
00:22:03,709 --> 00:22:06,086
您到底在说什么啊? 哥哥大人

463
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:12,045
栞?

464
00:22:21,696 --> 00:22:23,417
想和你聊聊 想和你聊聊

465
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:25,252
想先了解你的所有一切

466
00:22:25,252 --> 00:22:27,254
才聚一次就散那多无聊

467
00:22:27,254 --> 00:22:28,964
都准备好续二三四摊了

468
00:22:28,964 --> 00:22:30,632
随着夜越深真心越明显

469
00:22:30,632 --> 00:22:32,426
让我们潜得更深入一点

470
00:22:32,426 --> 00:22:34,177
你的历史 你的景色

471
00:22:34,177 --> 00:22:35,637
解开一页页你的故事

472
00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:37,931
再更靠近一点

473
00:22:37,931 --> 00:22:39,391
你就是我的故事中的主打

474
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:41,101
明天就会忘记的这场相遇

475
00:22:41,101 --> 00:22:42,477
保持未完成反而恰到好处

476
00:22:42,477 --> 00:22:44,604
再多展现内在

477
00:22:44,604 --> 00:22:46,315
口无遮拦 口无遮拦

478
00:22:46,315 --> 00:22:48,191
有事要抱怨等酒醒后再说

479
00:22:48,191 --> 00:22:50,234
现在就先珍惜这种感觉吧

480
00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:52,696
为了不要留下悔恨

481
00:22:52,696 --> 00:22:56,742
全心全力活在当下

482
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,452
你可以吧? 超越极限

483
00:22:58,452 --> 00:23:00,203
不只通宵一路狂欢到中午

484
00:23:00,203 --> 00:23:03,123
嗨起来!

485
00:23:03,123 --> 00:23:05,000
总之先脱再说吧

486
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,377
让我们赤诚相待

487
00:23:07,377 --> 00:23:10,672
拿出彼此的人生来激荡交锋

488
00:23:10,672 --> 00:23:12,549
刚认识就将羞耻心秒丢一旁

489
00:23:12,549 --> 00:23:14,134
好想畅谈展露出的真实之心

490
00:23:14,134 --> 00:23:16,928
Do It Now…

491
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:21,224
这是打破你我隔阂的魔法咒语

492
00:23:21,224 --> 00:23:24,603
一旦习惯其实也没什么大不了

493
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,146
只要脱掉了衣服就不可思议地

494
00:23:26,146 --> 00:23:28,231
酒变得更香话匣子也变得更开

495
00:23:28,231 --> 00:23:30,650
Try It Now…

496
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:38,592
不知不觉心灵也随着身体变得一丝不挂

497
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:49,965
(下一回 哥哥)

497
00:23:50,305 --> 00:24:50,688
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