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好了 您看出來了嗎

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我們再慢速重看一遍

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- 好可怕…
- 好痛…

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鹽…

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(麵粉)
鹽…

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快點 得驅邪才行

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既然會怕 就別看這種節目啦

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找到了

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惡靈退散

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(鹽巴)
要拿出來撒啦

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[脖子痛肩膀痛腰部痛膝蓋痛]
[首痛い肩痛い腰痛い膝痛い]

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[精疲力盡都算輕了]
[疲労困憊もいいとこ]

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[可偏偏 這都是些什麼啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(高血壓) (老花眼) (尿頻)
[可偏偏 這都是些什麼啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(心律失常) (貧血) (掉髮)
[可偏偏 這都是些什麼啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(聽力減退) (便秘) (肩周炎) (腰疼)
[可偏偏 這都是些什麼啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(衰老)

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[此刻不做 更待何時]
[Do it now or You'll be too late]

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[我只剩現在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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[浮現的永恆痛楚]
[浮き上がる永え]

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[行動吧 刺穿這顆心]
[Do it　穿つこの胸]

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[我只剩現在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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《最近的偵探真沒用》

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[吃個烤肉胸灼難忍 刷個牙就噁心乾嘔]
[カルビで胸焼けエグいし　歯磨きすれば嘔吐くし]

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[裝模作樣維持尊嚴午餐後血壓卻飆升]
[一丁前にプライドと昼食後の血圧は高いし]

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[痛痛痛痛痛痛痛]
[痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い]

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[苦苦苦苦苦苦苦]
[辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い]

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[但正因如此]
[しかしだからこそ]

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[我才要 活在當下]
[俺はFeel only live]

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[此刻不做 更待何時]
[Do it now or You'll be too late]

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[我只剩現在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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[縫縫補補的殘渣人生]
[継ぎ接ぎの端くれ]

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[行動吧 刺穿這顆心]
[Do it　穿つこの胸]

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[時不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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[時不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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[時不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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(對付鬼魂要瞄準膝蓋)

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我從以前就很怕漆黑的地方
和鬼之類的

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叔叔不怕嗎

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不怕

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真是不敢相信 為什麼

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這世上又沒有鬼

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那你敢自己一個人
晚上在墓園裡全裸散步嗎

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沒辦法吧

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那種事我當然…

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(最偵)
等一下 有必要全裸嗎

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鬼和聖誕老公公的本質都一樣

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是天真無邪的孩子
以想像力創造出來的幻象

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聖誕老公公、鬼和神

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還有叼著麵包跑來的青梅竹馬

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全都是幻象

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感覺叔叔死後會變成惡劣的地縛靈

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歡迎光臨

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咦

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林田同學

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嗨 妳真的在偵探事務所工作啊

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你是真白的同班同學啊

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感覺好久不見了呢

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是…是啊

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因為小真妳很少來上學

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我有好好計算出席日數喔

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是嗎

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那個…

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你今天的星座運勢排第幾?

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看來他們的關係不太好

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那個…

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我今天是來委託案子的

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你嗎

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其實…

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我家附近有鬼出現

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真…

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真的假的

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每天一到晚上12點

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就會感覺到外面有一股氣息

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我買了便宜的監視器進行監視

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結果 監視器突然出現雜訊

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影像恢復後…

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我跑到外面 想確認那是什麼

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監視器又出現雜訊

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然後那東西就不見了

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惡劣的惡作劇 跟蹤狂…

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有很多種可能

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我先和真白去你家調查看看吧

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原來妳也會做出
普通女高中生的反應啊

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得立刻獻上50名處女給山神

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- 得立刻獻上50名處女給山神
- 妳是鄉下的危險巫師嗎

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這次我可能做不到

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我說真白

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妳想當的是
按照自己的心情和喜好

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挑選客人的偵探嗎

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我不會批評妳選擇輕鬆的道路

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但不管妳在那條路上走多遠

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都看不見我的背影喔

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叔叔

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(你不是把驅逐蜂窩的工作)
(丟給了真白嗎)

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好 我會努力

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妳…妳真的沒問題嗎

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等一下

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我現在立刻回想教練說過的話

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(魔王)

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教練

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鬼要怎麼打倒

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很Easy啦

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瞄準鼻子

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絕對是騙人的

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鼻子是所有生物的要害

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如果沒用的話要怎麼辦

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如果沒用的話…

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就瞄準膝蓋

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好 沒問題了

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教練是誰啊

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原來你自己一個人住啊

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沒想到還滿乾淨的嘛

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林田同學?

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什麼事

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你說的鬼

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只要提早去外面等他
不就能見到了嗎

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這個嘛…

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不知道為什麼 只要有人
他就不會出現

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這就是連到監視器的影像嗎

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好像拍到了什麼東西

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來了嗎

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什麼啊

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原來是常出沒的十字胸毛大叔

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害我緊張了一下

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等等…

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這傢伙是那麼常見的生物嗎

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他是最近常出沒的有名大叔

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明明都是大叔 你卻不認識嗎

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不要把我們歸到同一類啦

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出現雜訊了

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比我想得還要恐怖200倍耶

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好 真白 上吧

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我?

136
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他好像很快就會消失

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如果想查明真面目
就必須靠妳的腳程

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晚點你要請我吃燒肉喔

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又出現雜訊了

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消失了

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真白出現了

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可惡 晚了一步

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十字胸毛大叔給了她食物

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這種人給的食物最不可以吃吧

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(第2天)

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今天一定要抓到

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是鬼

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真白 快去

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好快

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不見了

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(第5天)

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出現了

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這樣也不行嗎

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(第7天)

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抓到後 為了不讓他逃走

157
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我要破壞他的踝關節

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抓到後 為了不讓他逃走

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我要破壞他的踝關節

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真白的動作越來越快

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但不管多快趕到
他都會在那之前消失

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儘管如此 躲起來等他
他也不會出現

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真傷腦筋

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嘴上這麼說
你的臉色倒是不錯呢

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才沒那回事

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雜訊…出現了

167
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真白 從窗戶下去

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窗戶?

169
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鬼肯定想不到我會抄捷徑吧

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抵達

171
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哎呀 還真是奇怪

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真白應該在鏡頭前面

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但監視器只拍到鬼喔

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林田同學 這是怎麼回事

175
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你問我 我也不知道

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不 你應該知道

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因為…那個鬼就是你

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咦 你在說什麼

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我不是在這裡嗎

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你事先扮成鬼的模樣
讓監視器拍到

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把影像錄下來

182
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然後為了不讓我發現是錄像

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在拍到真白前 將畫面恢復原狀

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怎麼樣

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你…你有證據嗎

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喂喂 別問這種低俗的問題啦

187
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只要調查監視器就能知道

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遙控器也是鐵證

189
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就在你的口袋裡吧

190
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你是什麼時候知道的

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第1天

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鬼消失的那瞬間

193
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突然拍到大叔的燈光

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那時候我就隱約察覺了

195
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那你為什麼要裝作不知道

196
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因為我想知道你的動機

197
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這幾天觀察下來
我已經知道這一點了

198
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你喜歡真白吧

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因為你和真白聊得很愉快

200
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一副完全不記得鬼的表情

201
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你弄出絕對不會被找到的鬼

202
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委託我們尋找

203
00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:47,656
利用這個藉口和真白見面

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沒錯吧

205
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- 才不是…
- 我也有過啦

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國二的時候

207
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我騙女生說跟她借的MD不見了

208
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叫她來家裡 陪我一起找

209
00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:05,709
後來發現我的Game ○○被偷
震驚到吐出來了

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非常抱歉

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全部都跟你說的一樣

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00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:15,199
我無論如何都想和真白增進感情

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我會付錢 請你原諒我

214
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你認識夏洛克‧福爾摩斯嗎

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認識

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00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:30,016
他在某部作品裡說過這樣的話

217
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我一下子忘了 想不起來

218
00:10:38,995 --> 00:10:42,505
總之 別用這種迂迴的方法

219
00:10:42,506 --> 00:10:44,755
直接坦誠告訴她吧

220
00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:45,539
聽懂沒

221
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:49,152
這次的費用 等你成功後再付吧

222
00:10:49,152 --> 00:10:50,990
名雲先生…

223
00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:55,699
久等了 我回來囉

224
00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:56,895
真白

225
00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,845
林田有話要跟妳…

226
00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:01,296
你看 我終於抓到鬼了

227
00:11:04,954 --> 00:11:05,901
惡靈退散

228
00:11:05,902 --> 00:11:09,011
喂 鹽要拿出來撒啦

229
00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:13,904
咦 布丁不見了

230
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:17,004
那是我冰在冰箱
等著之後要享用的耶

231
00:11:19,354 --> 00:11:22,200
該不會是根津吃掉的吧

232
00:11:22,201 --> 00:11:24,076
你不會做這種事吧

233
00:11:24,464 --> 00:11:26,003
下一則新聞

234
00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:28,604
- 不 該怎麼說 這是…
- 自稱是偵探的名雲桂一郎

235
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,157
涉嫌偷走女性的內衣

236
00:11:30,158 --> 00:11:32,905
- 名雲大哥因為偷內衣被抓了
- 前幾天遭到警方逮捕

237
00:11:32,906 --> 00:11:35,655
- 你說謊就不能高明一點嗎
- 再重複一遍

238
00:11:35,656 --> 00:11:38,095
(過去的名偵探淪為內衣大盜?)
因為涉嫌偷走內衣遭到逮捕的嫌犯

239
00:11:38,095 --> 00:11:39,551
(受害件數超過50件)
是自稱偵探的名雲桂一郎 35歲

240
00:11:39,552 --> 00:11:42,546
(偷走超過150件內衣)
是自稱偵探的名雲桂一郎 35歲

241
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,502
真的假的

242
00:11:44,502 --> 00:11:47,751
(找出真凶！！)

243
00:11:47,752 --> 00:11:49,998
哎呀 好久不見了呢

244
00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:52,694
(警視廳新宿警察局)
你是不是有點老了啊 桂一郎

245
00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:55,698
你還不是一樣
已經完全是個大叔了

246
00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:57,505
美馬坂警部閣下

247
00:11:57,505 --> 00:12:00,105
喂喂 別這樣啦 真不舒服

248
00:12:00,105 --> 00:12:02,402
我明明叫你像以前一樣稱呼我

249
00:12:02,949 --> 00:12:03,655
話說回來

250
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:08,794
過去作為高中生名偵探
受到矚目的兩位天才

251
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,151
(特休)
其中一位放棄當偵探

252
00:12:10,152 --> 00:12:11,905
(特休)
成為不起眼的公務員

253
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:15,498
另一位成了引起社會譁然的
連環內衣大盜

254
00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:18,355
都說了不是我幹的

255
00:12:18,355 --> 00:12:19,751
我知道啦

256
00:12:19,752 --> 00:12:22,555
我也不覺得你是凶手

257
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:24,848
那就快點放我回家

258
00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:26,949
沒辦法

259
00:12:26,949 --> 00:12:29,802
因為我們發現了這個東西

260
00:12:29,802 --> 00:12:30,849
那是…

261
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,205
什麼 紙牌?

262
00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:37,298
SD卡

263
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:40,452
這裡面有受害人拍的影像

264
00:12:40,452 --> 00:12:42,602
SD卡是什麼

265
00:12:43,002 --> 00:12:47,902
總之 你得先解釋這個影像

266
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,605
不然就無法放你…

267
00:12:55,052 --> 00:12:57,408
我什麼都沒做 它卻壞了

268
00:12:58,002 --> 00:12:59,608
(10分鐘後)

269
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:00,620
怎麼樣

270
00:13:01,192 --> 00:13:03,199
這是你吧

271
00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:06,637
的確是我

272
00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:10,348
那麼案子就解決了

273
00:13:10,349 --> 00:13:11,933
不對 等等…

274
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,692
這個影像太奇怪了吧

275
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:17,502
哪有人會像這樣故意面向鏡頭

276
00:13:17,502 --> 00:13:19,798
從犯案件數來看
這傢伙肯定是專家

277
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,352
那樣的人怎麼可能
會犯這種低級錯誤

278
00:13:22,352 --> 00:13:25,251
很明顯是想陷害我吧

279
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:28,106
桂一郎 這些都是你的臆測吧

280
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,112
你有證據嗎

281
00:13:30,503 --> 00:13:32,348
我有證據

282
00:13:32,349 --> 00:13:34,899
不 她會幫我找到的

283
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,899
我們家的助手

284
00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:39,956
根津 這是什麼

285
00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:43,952
這個計畫叫"釣出內衣大盜作戰"

286
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,106
只要拿著這個到街上放長線

287
00:13:46,106 --> 00:13:49,602
就能釣到一堆內衣大盜

288
00:13:49,603 --> 00:13:51,006
怎麼樣 怎麼樣

289
00:13:51,007 --> 00:13:53,229
我也有當偵探的才能嗎

290
00:13:54,553 --> 00:13:55,756
根津

291
00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:56,678
什麼事

292
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,659
還有兩次

293
00:13:59,659 --> 00:14:01,552
這是某種倒數計時嗎

294
00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:02,295
好可怕

295
00:14:02,296 --> 00:14:02,652
好…

296
00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:04,099
你看

297
00:14:04,099 --> 00:14:04,500
(事務所)
你看

298
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:07,556
(事務所)
這些記號是內衣大盜出沒的地點

299
00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:10,749
都集中在我們事務所附近呢

300
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:14,696
叔叔明明不是現行犯
卻突然被帶走

301
00:14:14,697 --> 00:14:17,950
就代表出現了影像證據

302
00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:19,256
原來如此

303
00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:21,499
然後從這些出沒地點

304
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,303
可以判斷凶手長得像叔叔

305
00:14:24,304 --> 00:14:27,804
並偽裝成叔叔的樣子犯案

306
00:14:28,804 --> 00:14:31,649
大姊頭 妳好有偵探的風範

307
00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:32,749
是嗎

308
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,500
還有你看了這張地圖
有沒有發現一件事

309
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,407
什麼事 什麼事

310
00:14:38,804 --> 00:14:41,707
把犯案地點連起來後…

311
00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:45,496
沒錯 就會出現北斗七星的圖案

312
00:14:45,497 --> 00:14:48,250
這個…

313
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,770
不 好微妙

314
00:14:50,397 --> 00:14:52,800
不會吧 明明就很像北斗七星吧

315
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,053
不 這也太牽強了吧

316
00:14:55,054 --> 00:14:57,957
我覺得看起來更像烏茲別克

317
00:14:57,957 --> 00:15:01,103
而且長得像北斗七星又怎樣

318
00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:02,551
這個嘛…

319
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,296
我想想

320
00:15:04,297 --> 00:15:07,900
把穿著北斗七星圖案衣服的人
一一抓起來之類的?

321
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,878
好瞎的邏輯

322
00:15:10,204 --> 00:15:13,196
沒想到你也有可靠的助手

323
00:15:13,197 --> 00:15:15,350
可不可靠有點難說

324
00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:20,799
為什麼要在我家曬內衣啊

325
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,653
在事務所曬太可疑了
凶手根本不會來吧

326
00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:27,253
附近的居民害怕內衣大盜
也不會在外面曬內衣

327
00:15:27,254 --> 00:15:30,504
凶手一定會像被吸引般來到這裡

328
00:15:31,604 --> 00:15:33,203
還有我去打聽消息的結果

329
00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:36,696
凶手好像專偷白色的內衣

330
00:15:36,697 --> 00:15:38,996
順便問一下 這是妳自己的嗎

331
00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:40,906
那怎麼可能

332
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,399
這是剛買的新品

333
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,803
名雲大哥

334
00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:45,099
您被釋放了啊

335
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,100
叔叔?

336
00:15:46,101 --> 00:15:47,103
你看

337
00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:49,331
為了引出真凶 我設了陷阱…

338
00:15:51,007 --> 00:15:53,804
長得像叔叔 但又有點不同

339
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,706
是那傢伙的助手啊

340
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:57,806
等一下

341
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,632
大姊頭 這裡就交給我吧

342
00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:03,900
我的腿很長 所以擅長跑步

343
00:16:03,901 --> 00:16:05,813
我會用這雙飛毛腿秒殺凶…

344
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:09,663
蟲好可怕…

345
00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:10,501
真是的

346
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,231
我們家的男生都是這副德性

347
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,745
站住 別跑

348
00:16:16,904 --> 00:16:19,407
女人怎麼可能追得上我

349
00:16:19,407 --> 00:16:21,506
那我就使出絕招了

350
00:16:21,507 --> 00:16:22,913
來吧 新武器

351
00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:24,346
無人機轟炸

352
00:16:24,347 --> 00:16:25,206
什麼

353
00:16:25,207 --> 00:16:26,801
無人機?

354
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,550
怎麼可能有那種東西啊 蠢貨

355
00:16:34,997 --> 00:16:36,406
好了 抓到了

356
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:39,799
你嫁禍給叔叔
我要讓你接受懲罰

357
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,409
好啦 別這麼生氣

358
00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:46,832
幸好是白色的

359
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,256
大姊頭 對不起

360
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:51,285
妳抓到凶手了嗎

361
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:54,007
我要讓那傢伙粉身碎骨

362
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,309
今天的偵訊就到這裡

363
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:01,399
但願你的助手會來救你

364
00:17:01,696 --> 00:17:02,555
等等 妳幹什麼

365
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,658
停下 這是什麼推進力

366
00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:07,103
- 請求支援
- 怎麼這麼吵

367
00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:10,906
讓你久等了 叔叔

368
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,455
妳來得真慢

369
00:17:13,456 --> 00:17:14,995
我抓到凶手囉

370
00:17:14,996 --> 00:17:16,495
跟叔叔長得一模一樣

371
00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:17,408
你看

372
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,506
不 被妳揍到看不出來了

373
00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,502
給我站住

374
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:25,806
連環縱火犯 針織帽男

375
00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:27,703
操

376
00:17:27,704 --> 00:17:30,252
為什麼妳能用那種方式
移動得那麼快啊

377
00:17:30,253 --> 00:17:32,109
我警告過你囉

378
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,481
接招吧

379
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,604
什麼

380
00:17:39,697 --> 00:17:41,351
妳在踢哪裡啊

381
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,907
也太爛了吧

382
00:17:45,303 --> 00:17:46,592
(筆誅勝於劍伐)
The pen is mightier

383
00:17:46,593 --> 00:17:47,605
(筆誅勝於劍伐)
than the sword

384
00:17:47,606 --> 00:17:49,493
(那是我的跳彈)
英文完全無關

385
00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:54,506
(真白爆炸前3分鐘)

386
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:57,200
哎呀 妳立了大功呢 小真

387
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,394
誇獎我也不會出現任何東西啦

388
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:02,925
不 好像有什麼出現了

389
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:05,959
你笑什麼

390
00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:09,659
本大爺的藝術還有一處

391
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,706
什麼

392
00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:13,996
去車站前的第一停車場看看
就知道了

393
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:16,509
但我想已經來不及了

394
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:17,355
什麼

395
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:17,958
真白

396
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:19,303
以妳的腳程應該來得及

397
00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:20,509
遵命

398
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:22,199
針織帽男 你做了什麼

399
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,203
還有什麼 當然是藝術啦

400
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:29,253
(停車場入口)
交給那種小鬼沒關係嗎

401
00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:32,503
我的藝術很刺激喔

402
00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:34,696
真白 找到了嗎

403
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,375
(和男朋友交往2個月的紀念)

404
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,806
這裡貼著討伐魔物的委託

405
00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:41,510
我想應該不是那個

406
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:45,153
咦 有一個奇怪的箱子

407
00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:46,399
箱子?

408
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,706
聽好了 千萬別碰它

409
00:18:47,707 --> 00:18:48,604
在支援警力趕到前 就放著…

410
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,952
可能沒那個時間了喔

411
00:18:51,953 --> 00:18:54,506
既然針織帽男那麼說 我就打開囉

412
00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:55,454
笨蛋 等一下

413
00:18:55,455 --> 00:18:57,228
如果是炸彈的話…

414
00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:02,353
好像真的是炸彈呢

415
00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:05,759
因為大叔說了多餘的前言
驚喜感都減少了啦

416
00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:07,353
抱歉

417
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:10,406
不 你們為什麼滿不在乎啊

418
00:19:10,406 --> 00:19:12,202
派出爆裂物處理小組

419
00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:13,097
是

420
00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:14,203
聽好了 真白

421
00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:16,749
別碰炸彈 拍照傳給我

422
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,716
拍照是嗎 OK

423
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:20,653
來了

424
00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:22,691
只要看照片搞清楚大致的構造…

425
00:19:23,197 --> 00:19:25,009
不 妳不用入鏡啦

426
00:19:26,347 --> 00:19:29,300
妳幹嘛在炸彈前面合照啊

427
00:19:29,304 --> 00:19:30,303
繼續拖拖拉拉的

428
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,552
這就會變成妳的遺照喔

429
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:32,606
我才不要

430
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,806
我重拍就是了

431
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,752
獨照

432
00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:39,602
別在意遺照好不好看啦

433
00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,802
糟糕 只剩下不到3分鐘了

434
00:19:41,803 --> 00:19:42,248
什麼

435
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,200
快逃 真白

436
00:19:43,201 --> 00:19:45,256
不行啦 在這裡爆炸的話

437
00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:47,401
地上的大樓可能會倒塌

438
00:19:47,402 --> 00:19:49,355
所以我要在這裡拆除它

439
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,106
什麼 想也知道不可能吧

440
00:19:54,656 --> 00:19:56,600
還真是有看頭呢

441
00:19:57,003 --> 00:20:00,403
喂 快說出阻止炸彈的方法

442
00:20:00,404 --> 00:20:02,553
住手 桂一郎 他不可能會說

443
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,009
沒有方法啦

444
00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:07,606
真白 妳有什麼妙計嗎

445
00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:10,750
我在電影裡看過拆除炸彈的場面

446
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,550
居然是電影

447
00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:15,095
只要度過這個危機
我就能脫胎換骨

448
00:20:15,096 --> 00:20:16,195
不過要是失敗了

449
00:20:16,196 --> 00:20:19,202
就不是脫胎換骨
而是粉身碎骨了

450
00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:20,495
開玩笑的

451
00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:23,002
這種玩笑太恐怖了
一點也不好笑

452
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:25,056
那我要取下外殼囉

453
00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:26,699
根據我的統計

454
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,656
如果有紅色和藍色的電線

455
00:20:28,656 --> 00:20:31,912
剪斷紅色 存活率會稍微高一點

456
00:20:32,653 --> 00:20:33,806
亂糟糟

457
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,099
真…真白

458
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,759
沒事 沒事

459
00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:43,802
是我太驚慌爆炸了而已

460
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,103
怎麼辦 叔叔

461
00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:49,350
線路亂七八糟的

462
00:20:49,906 --> 00:20:52,899
把這個頂在頭上
傳到社群網站上會爆紅吧

463
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:56,056
都這個節骨眼了
妳還在永無止盡求關注是怎樣

464
00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:58,195
怎麼辦 只剩2分鐘了

465
00:20:58,196 --> 00:21:00,199
不要管了 快逃 真白

466
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,349
不行啦 一般民眾會受害的

467
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,056
已經束手無策了吧

468
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:05,812
還有辦法

469
00:21:06,903 --> 00:21:09,959
我把它帶到沒有人煙的地方

470
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:11,702
笨…妳…

471
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,400
處理小組也趕不上

472
00:21:13,401 --> 00:21:15,091
只能賭在這招上了

473
00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:17,503
小真 我是美馬坂

474
00:21:17,503 --> 00:21:20,002
北邊有一個廢棄的棒球場

475
00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:23,806
妳把炸彈放到球場中間
然後立刻去避難

476
00:21:24,803 --> 00:21:26,012
是那個嗎

477
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,503
還剩下1分鐘…

478
00:21:28,503 --> 00:21:32,156
跑到球場中間 我會沒時間逃走

479
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:33,266
既然這樣…

480
00:21:34,202 --> 00:21:38,502
就用拚命玩"世足競賽"
鍛鍊出來的細膩控球…

481
00:21:38,503 --> 00:21:39,806
把它踢飛

482
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,405
怎麼樣 看到沒 針織帽男

483
00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:46,406
又是我贏…

484
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,506
嗨 我是根津

485
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:56,759
其實我的興趣是攝影

486
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,110
主題多半是遺跡和廢墟

487
00:22:04,207 --> 00:22:04,951
(可以告訴我車站怎麼走嗎?)
Could you tell me

488
00:22:04,951 --> 00:22:07,260
(可以告訴我車站怎麼走嗎?)
how to get to the station?

489
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,304
(這是我的跳彈)
英文完全無關

490
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,124
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

491
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,709
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

492
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:15,210
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

493
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,920
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

494
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,380
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

495
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,965
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

496
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,592
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

497
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,218
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

498
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,849
[乘著節拍編織的JK魂]
[Beatに乗り紡ぐJK SOUL]

499
00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:31,977
[這座城市的精英們 歡迎放馬過來 讓我見識見識]
[この街のheelよ　welcome bring it on Let me know.]

500
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:35,189
[給我出來吧比我還強的最強]
[出て来いよ私より強い最強]

501
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,734
[未來的天才美少女偵探真白！]
[未来の天才美少女探偵ましろ！]

502
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:42,071
[大衣的下擺隨風搖曳]
[コートの裾揺らしてる]

503
00:22:42,071 --> 00:22:45,240
[今晚也喝咖啡 抱歉！ 我可喝不了]
[今夜もcoffee Sorry！ I can't drink it.]

504
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,327
[雖然憧憬著大人的那種氛圍]
[大人のムード憧れてるけど]

505
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:51,205
[別叫我純白，復古褐老登]
[Don't call me　ピュアホワイト,セピアmen.]

506
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,664
[瞪視著 下流的身體]
[けしからん身体　睨む]

507
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,333
[對危險的hentai 砰！]
[ヤバイhentaiにBANG！]

508
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,876
[禽獸們瞄準鼻子打]
[ケモノは鼻を狙え]

509
00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:57,836
[超級重量級的女孩]
[super-massiveなGirl.]

510
00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:00,381
[要大幹一場了 橫掃一切吧]
[ぶちかまそう　薙ぎ払おう]

511
00:23:00,381 --> 00:23:03,884
[單手握著火焰噴射器 大家都 say ho！]
[火炎放射器片手に　everybody say ho！]

512
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:04,157
[Say Hoooo！]

513
00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:05,703
(下集)
[Say Hoooo！]

514
00:23:05,704 --> 00:23:06,845
(名偵探翌檜)
[Say Hoooo！]

515
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:07,903
(名偵探翌檜)
[Lay Chooo！]

516
00:23:07,904 --> 00:23:10,023
(沒有自覺的跟蹤狂最危險)
[Lay Chooo！]

517
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:16,271
[Lay Chooo！]

518
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:19,942
[盡情展現吧！ 全力爆發吧！ 咕哩☆咕哩Physical!!]
[曝け出せ！　ブチあげて！　GORI☆GORI Physical！！]

519
00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:23,153
[害獸擊退 反社毀滅 hentai粉碎 惡靈退散]
[害獣撃退　反社壊滅　hentai粉砕　悪霊退散]

520
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:25,823
[肌肉！ 力量爆棚！ 咕哩☆咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[MUSCLE！　はちきれる！　GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl！！]

521
00:23:25,823 --> 00:23:29,451
[「沒錯，我就是未來的美少女名偵探！]
[「そうよ、私は未来の美少女名探偵！]

522
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,663
[是不是稍微有點不夠刺激啊？ 再整一波！」]
[いささか刺激が足りなかったかな？　もう一回！」]

523
00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:34,164
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

524
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,791
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

525
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,376
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

526
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:39,211
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

527
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:40,056
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527
00:23:41,305 --> 00:24:41,289
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