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Daddy, it's 7:30!

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Daddy, it's 7:30.

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Daddy, wake up!

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Morning, Daddy.
Come on, wake up.

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Wake up. Come on, wake up.

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There's your coffee, right there.

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Oh, where am I?

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Here, I want you to drink this.

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Then I want you to take a shower.
Then I want you to get dressed.

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There are your clothes, right there.

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And then I want you to go to see
the woman about the job, okay?

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- Today, you promised.
- I know.

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What would I do without you
nagging me all the time?

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You really want me to answer that?

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God, I've been getting in
kind of late lately.

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We haven't had a chance to talk
or anything.

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Oh, don't worry about it.
There hasn't been a lot to say.

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- Is everything all right with you?
- Yeah.

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- Is school good?
- No, but it never is.

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- Have you been asked to the prom?
- No.

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Not yet.

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When was the last time I told you
how beautiful you are?

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About yesterday.

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- Hey, hey, turn around.
- What?

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You know what.
Come here, let me see this outfit.

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- And is this your latest creation?
- This is it.

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My God, what did that cost you?

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Oh, about $15 for the shoes,
secondhand, and I made the rest.

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Unbelievable.

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I was thinking maybe
that you could do something with this.

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- Maybe put some ruffles up here.
- Come on, get up! No, really, I mean it.

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This means a lot to me.

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Honey, I'm perfectly happy
with what I'm doing.

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You're perfectly happy
with part-time work?

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No, that's why I'm getting up.

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Okay. I'll make you some breakfast.

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I'm up!

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- Hi, Blane.
- Hi, Kate. How you doing?

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- Fine. How are you?
- Good.

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Good morning!

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Welcome to another day
of higher education.

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Hi, Duckie. How are you?

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Not all that bad,
considering I'm in this dump.

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You know, this is a really
volcanic ensemble you're wearing.

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It's really marvelous.

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- Volcanic?
- Well, you know, hot, dangerous.

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Are you gonna go to class today?

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Well, I don't know
if I'm emotionally ready.

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- Oh, go for it. It's virtually painless.
- Excuse me.

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- I gotta go, okay? I'll see you at lunch.
- Okay, well, listen,

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I'll call ahead to the cafeteria
and make a couple of reservations.

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- You know, two by the window.
- Sure.

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Well, no. You don't like to sit in the sun.
Okay, something else.

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Listen, may I admire you again today?

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Ladies, ladies, listen,
I may be able to work out a deal

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where either one or the both of you
could be pregnant by the holidays.

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What do you say?

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Some argue that the New Deal
saved the capitalist system.

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And as evidence
that the Roosevelt administration

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was trying to avoid
excessive governmental power

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rather than implant socialism,

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in his first act as President,
Mr. Roosevelt enacted

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the Emergency Banking Act,

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and he refused
to consider nationalization.

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Where'd you get your clothes,
five-and-dime store?

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Attractive.

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Is there a problem, ladies?

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- No.
- No.

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Andie, is there something going on
between you and these ladies?

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No, not that I'm aware of.

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I'd like to apologize on behalf
of Miss Trombley and Miss Hanson.

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These two young ladies will be thinking
of you tonight

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as they write a summary of the chapters
that we've just covered.

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Great.

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- Excuse me.
- Yeah.

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There's nothing wrong with me.
I mean, I'm fine.

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Can you just forget about the chapter?

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Yes?

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We'll take the chapter.

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Fine, let's go on.

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The Emergency Banking Act.

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I'll see you guys later.

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- Hey, see ya.
- Bye.

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Oh, Andie, you look ravishing.

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So we graduate in a month.
Now, I want to know when it is

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that you and I are gonna get together
and do something.

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Try never.

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Well, I'm talking about
more than sex here.

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No, you're not.

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You know, I've liked you for four years,
and you treat me like shit, you know.

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I don't understand that.
What's your problem?

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Can you get off of my car?

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You know, I've been out
with a lot of girls at this school.

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I don't see what makes you so different.

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I have some taste.

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You're a bitch.

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You know,
I think you ought to see a doctor,

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'cause that condition of yours
could get a lot worse.

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Applause, applause, applause.

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This is beautiful.

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It's so modern.

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I mean, is this fab, or what?

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It's great.

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- I'm very, very good at this.
- I know.

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Such a waste that I run
a lowly little retail outlet.

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No, not if you're good at it.

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I'm good in bed. Should I be a whore?

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It's great.

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Did you say that you went to your prom?

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Yeah, sure.

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- Was it terrible?
- It was the worst.

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But it's supposed to be,
you know what I mean?

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But you have to go, right?

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Well, you don't have to.
I mean, it's not a requirement.

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I have this girlfriend
who didn't go to hers,

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and every once in a while she gets
this really terrible feeling, you know,

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like something is missing.

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She checks her purse, you know,
she checks her keys,

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she counts her kids, she goes crazy,
and then she realizes

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that nothing is missing.

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She decided it was side effects
from skipping the prom.

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I don't know. I mean, part of me says
just go and get it over with.

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And this other part of me says
it's a stupid tradition

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and what's the point?

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Well, you know,
you could say that life itself

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is a stupid tradition.

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But don't analyze it, just go.

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Put that back!

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- You missed my eye by an inch!
- Half an inch.

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This ain't the public library, light fingers!

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I'll get it.

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Trax, what do you want?

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Tyrone, you blow.

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Yeah, I'm working. Leave me alone.

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That's thrilling!

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I cook for you, I do your laundry,

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I sleep with you,
now you want a ride to work.

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Please grow up!

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Take the bus.

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Take a cab.

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- How you doing?
- Fine.

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Good.

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- Can I help you?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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Can I get your opinion
on something here?

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Maybe.

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Maybe.

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This any good?

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Sticks and stones, Tyrone.

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- It's hot. White hot.
- Sticks and stones.

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Good, I'll take it.

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Okay. Will that be cash or charge?

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American Express Platinum Card,
maybe?

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Take a bus to the zoo!

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Cash.

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You know,

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every time you go to the john,
you lose IQ points.

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It's Walter Mondale.

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- And just $7.50 is your change.
- Thanks.

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Tyrone, no.

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- I don't need a bag.
- No?

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No.

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I can't do these things for you.

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- Thanks. Thanks.
- Enjoy it.

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Bondage has no place in my life.

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Since when?

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Since I spent the night tied up
in the backseat of your car!

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- Jena?
- Yeah.

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Would you ever consider going out
with somebody that had money?

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I don't think it makes a difference.
I mean, it's material.

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Simon? Simon.

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What would you do
if your father came home a rich man?

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Kiss his ass.

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- See?
- See what?

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- What Simon just said.
- What...

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Andie, what are you getting at?

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Are you... Are you going out
with a rich guy or something?

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- I gotta go.
- Hey, wait! Wait!

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- You didn't answer my question.
- No.

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- Good.
- Simon, it's been stimulating.

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- How long I been coming here?
- I don't know, a couple years.

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Okay, so, you know, we're buddies.
We're close, right?

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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Very, pal.

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Okay, so how many times
have you let me in?

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I never let you in, you know that.

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- So you see what I'm saying?
- I don't know. What are you saying?

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What I'm saying is
my girlfriend is in there,

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and I'm out here.

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Well, she's a girl and she's my friend,
so she's a girlfriend.

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But she's in there, and I'm out here!

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I mean, you're a sensitive,
sexually potent kind of guy.

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You gotta know how that hurts.

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Now let me ask you a question,
seriously.

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Why does she come here,
knowing I don't let you in?

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- Huh? Think about it.
- I don't know.

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All right, my advice to you is dump her.

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Lose her. You don't need that.

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You see what I'm saying?
You see the point I'm trying to make?

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Love's a bitch, Duck. Love's a bitch.

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- Ain't it the truth.
- Oh, it's the truth.

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- High-five.
- All right.

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Go for it.

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You wanna try a cigarette? Come on.

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Oh, the babe, the babe, the babe.

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Hey, honey, honey,
let me ask you a personal question.

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If you worship the Duck, why don't you
hang out somewhere he could get in?

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Good night, Dice Man!

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Hey, say hello to the wife and kids,
you know what I'm saying?

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Yeah.

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You see, the Dice Man is dyslexic.
He gets everything backwards.

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- What he meant to say was, like, if I...
- It's okay, Duckie.

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Oh, okay. 'Cause you're sure?
Because if he offended you,

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I would gladly clean up this parking lot
with his butt.

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- No, I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
- Okay. Okay.

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- Were you here long?
- No, no. Three, four hours.

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You have a good time, at least?

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- Oh, good, that's good. Now, what now?
- Bed.

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- Yours or mine? Ours?
- Nice try.

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Okay.

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- Can you at least give me a ride home?
- Yeah, get in.

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Can I, like, put my head in your lap?

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No, wait, can I rest my head
on your shoulder and let you steer?

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- Get in, Duckie.
- Okay.

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These houses are amazing, Duck.

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Hey, the first million I make,
I buy you one.

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I hate this song.

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They're so beautiful.

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Hey, you want beauty, look in the mirror.

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This whole tape is horrible.

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I must be going through, like,
a hormone thing,

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'cause every song I listen to
is making me sick.

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I mean, why can't I find
a decent song here?

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- That one's my favorite.
- Are you deaf?

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The house.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a nice little crib.

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I wonder what it's like inside.

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Well, what difference does it make?

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You know what
the really sad thing is though?

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I bet the people that live there
don't think it's half as pretty as I do.

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- You know what I mean?
- You know, Andie, I'm just...

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They just don't write love songs
like they used to.

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It's... I'm...

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I'm angry about this, you know?

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My evening's shot.

245
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,083
Just drive me home, now.

246
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,543
Hey.

247
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,006
<i>Well, the reason I came over,</i>

248
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,508
I mean, other than I'd been planning
to come by and just say hello,

249
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,511
I wanted to talk to you about Andie.

250
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,348
- Yeah.
- I mean, she's an incredible individual.

251
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,059
I mean, you know that.
I mean, I'm there for her!

252
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,518
Whenever, however, I'm there.

253
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,521
You can rest assured
that she's covered.

254
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,483
I don't want you to worry,
because my only future plans are

255
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,484
to make sure that she's taken care of.

256
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,653
That's nice of you, Phil.

257
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,073
And I'd like to marry her.

258
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,494
Oh, well, not, you know, not today,
but eventually, I figure.

259
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,163
Well, does Andie know
how you feel about this?

260
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,958
No confirmation on that just yet.

261
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,044
I mean, I'm laying the groundwork
and everything, you know.

262
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,796
I'm thinking in terms of housing,
you know, food,

263
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,380
basic needs type of stuff.

264
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,508
But I'm picking my moment.

265
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,260
Yeah, I mean, you understand, right?

266
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:18,723
Oh, sure. I felt the same way
about somebody myself.

267
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,018
- Oh, a girl?
- A girl.

268
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,441
I loved her and I married her.

269
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,069
And one day she just split.

270
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,488
Oh, wait. This was Andie's mom?

271
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,490
- Yeah.
- Oh.

272
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:41,830
So I haven't seen her in three years,
you know, and...

273
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,581
But I still love her

274
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:47,502
just as much as I ever did, you know.

275
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,505
I mean, you can love Andie,

276
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,507
but that doesn't mean
she's gonna love you back.

277
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:55,218
I mean, it doesn't mean that she won't,

278
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,888
but what I'm trying to say is
you can't make it happen, you know?

279
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,517
It either will or it won't.
It's all in the heart.

280
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,854
Oh, yeah, sure, I... Cardiovascular.

281
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,898
Yeah, I understand. I've been to school.

282
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,400
Yeah.

283
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:14,445
Well, I got an appointment
with a vacuum cleaner. Gotta go.

284
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,489
Hey, you're on a whole
home improvement jag here, aren't you?

285
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,617
Yeah. Turning the old life around.

286
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,286
Oh, well, hey, more power to you.

287
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,997
If Tina Turner can do it,
Jack Walsh can do it, too.

288
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:28,293
Well, thanks for taking your time.
I really, you know... I appreciate it.

289
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,004
- My pleasure.
- I'm off like a dirty shirt.

290
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,508
Tina Turner.

291
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,273
Hiya.

292
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,194
We just got these glasses in.

293
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,071
- They're really
- Yeah, I didn't like that album I got

294
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,240
- the other day.
- ...dumb.

295
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,491
- What?
- What?

296
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,328
- The record.
- Oh, the record.

297
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:07,123
- Yeah, I thought it was a little too...
- Too hip, maybe?

298
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,418
Yeah, a little too hip.

299
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,212
Well...

300
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,507
Think you can recommend something
else a little less political, or something?

301
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,969
- Lionel Richie?
- Nah.

302
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:25,683
No, well, Teena Marie, Madonna?

303
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:26,768
Madonna?

304
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,645
- Yeah, Madonna.
- That's awfully deep.

305
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:32,232
Yeah, very deep,
but she's got such great style.

306
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,693
Yeah, listen...

307
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,362
That's the alarm.

308
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,488
- Can you hold on for a second?
- Sure.

309
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,406
Just... I'll be right back.

310
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:42,575
Here, read this.

311
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,661
It's really good. Don't lose my...
No, no, no, you can use my...

312
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,787
Hold on.

313
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,915
What is this?

314
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,252
Hi! How's your day?

315
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,214
Baby pumps out
about 300 decibels, huh?

316
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,508
- Did you do this?
- Well, I'm not sure.

317
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,594
I mean,
I was just using your powder room,

318
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,054
and I decided not to disturb you,

319
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,722
so I was going to go out the back door.

320
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,516
But I guess
I must've touched something.

321
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,809
How'd you get in here?

322
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,518
- Are you mad?
- Yes, I'm mad.

323
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,688
There are public bathrooms
all over the place!

324
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,440
I'm not nine, Andie. I know that.

325
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,026
It's just, it's the end of the month.
They're out of toilet-seat covers.

326
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,531
You know what a stickler I am
about personal hygiene, too.

327
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,702
That's ridiculous, Duckie. Why don't you
just stop making excuses?

328
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,203
Blane, what are you doing?

329
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,539
Hey, buddy, what's up?
Nothing, hanging out.

330
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,499
Well, what are you shopping for,
records or something?

331
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,500
I guess.

332
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,503
- Did you find anything?
- No, not really. Not really.

333
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,381
Well, are we gonna shoot some trap,
or what?

334
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,341
'Cause, I mean, if we're gonna shoot,
we gotta shake it, man.

335
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:44,053
I don't have anyplace to go. I like
coming here, excuse me very much.

336
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,512
It's okay.
I'm sorry for getting mad at you.

337
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,516
I gotta get back out in front, okay?
I'll see you later.

338
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,485
This is a shitty alarm system.

339
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,031
I had to open and close the door
five times before it rang!

340
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,867
That's it, I'm leaving.
I'm not gonna stay here!

341
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,243
No, no way!

342
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,355
<i>Hi, it's 6:05, Duckie Dale.
Give me a call.</i>

343
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:41,861
<i>6:15, Duckie Dale again. Call me, okay?</i>

344
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:47,575
<i>Andie, where are you? This is the Duck.
Give me a call, okay?</i>

345
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:51,746
<i>It's 6:28.</i>

346
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:55,500
Please call, please, please, please.

347
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,296
<i>This is Duckie. Are you really home
and just not picking up?</i>

348
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,590
<i>'Cause if so,
I feel like a giant asshole here.</i>

349
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,717
<i>It's 6:31. Give me a call, okay, please?</i>

350
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:09,680
<i>Andie, this is Steve.</i>

351
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,934
Duckie, I'll just talk to you
in the morning, okay? Bye.

352
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,973
What are you doing up?
I didn't wake you up yet.

353
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,515
Well, I'm fixing you breakfast.

354
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,893
One egg, over-medium,
and I fed the dog.

355
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:57,562
Did Daddy feed you?

356
00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:00,314
- Your egg, <i>Madame.</i>
- Oh, I don't eat eggs, Daddy.

357
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:01,481
Here, why don't you go in and eat it?

358
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,484
I'll bring you your coffee and juice,
okay?

359
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,569
Okay.

360
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,487
Since when don't you like eggs?

361
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:10,408
Oh, since about birth.
Don't worry about it.

362
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,702
Hey,
you never told me why you were up.

363
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,203
Well, it's morning.

364
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:18,207
Oh, you mean, why didn't you have
to drag my ass out of bed?

365
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,417
Okay.

366
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,918
Well, I got a job.

367
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,255
- No.
- Yeah.

368
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,299
Where?

369
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:29,760
Well, I'll tell you after I start.

370
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,890
- When's that?
- Soon.

371
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,517
I'm so proud of you! You got the job.

372
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:40,021
- No big deal.
- Yes, it is a big deal.

373
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,647
It's a very big deal.

374
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:44,317
Listen, I gotta go, okay?
I'm gonna be late for school.

375
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,360
You tell me all about it tonight.
I'm so proud of you.

376
00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,362
All right, it'll be real good.

377
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,138
Hi, guys.

378
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:19,685
- How you doing?
- Fine.

379
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,479
- You?
- Okay.

380
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:24,899
- And you?
- Well, I just said I was fine.

381
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,360
- Oh, yeah, sorry.
- No, it's okay.

382
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:32,281
- So is this your first time out here?
- Yeah.

383
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,492
I don't think I'm very popular
out here, either.

384
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:38,788
Oh, I don't know. You're just fine inside.

385
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,790
I don't know.

386
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:43,251
I'm not really into all this shit,
you know?

387
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,335
Yeah.

388
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:46,587
Yeah.

389
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,927
Oh, I really liked your computer trick.

390
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:56,722
- Clever, huh?
- Terribly clever, yeah, terribly.

391
00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:04,814
- Are you late for something?
- Yeah, I am, as a matter of fact.

392
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,816
But, I mean,
it's no big deal. It's fine.

393
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,988
Listen, do you wanna...
Do you wanna go out Friday?

394
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,198
Yeah.

395
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,701
- Yeah?
- Sure.

396
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,493
- Yeah. Okay.
- Sure.

397
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,788
- 7:00, okay?
- Yeah, that's fine.

398
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:24,250
Great, great. Well, where do you live?
I'll pick you up.

399
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:29,297
- Where do you live?
- Oh, no, I'm sorry.

400
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:32,550
I'm gonna be working on Friday,
so you can just pick me up at the mall.

401
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:33,718
- Okay.
- Okay?

402
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,886
- Bye.
- See you.

403
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:50,943
Hey, Blane. How you doing?

404
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:53,029
Hey, buddy, what's up?

405
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,073
- What are you up to?
- Oh, not much. Going to class.

406
00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:58,868
- Well, I saw you outside.
- So?

407
00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,245
So what were you doing?

408
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,080
What are you, my mother?

409
00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,498
Come on, I gotta go. I'll see you later.

410
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,500
- Blane, what's going on?
- Nothing.

411
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,379
Well, not nothing.
I mean, I saw you talking to that chick.

412
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,506
What's her name? Eddie or something.

413
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,883
So what do you care?

414
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,509
Listen, my best friend is conversing
with a mutant,

415
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,510
you know, and I'm curious.

416
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:20,181
I don't think that's any reason
to get defensive.

417
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,515
I'm not defensive.

418
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:23,516
I just happen to like her, all right?

419
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:27,479
Listen, all right, it's, you know,
it's your life. It's none of my business.

420
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,482
You really don't think
she's got something?

421
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:31,275
No.

422
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:34,028
I really don't, I'm sorry.

423
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,490
You're gonna be late, buddy.

424
00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:49,501
Okay, the Warsaw Pact is a treaty
that was signed by the Soviet Union

425
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,629
and its seven East European
satellites, okay?

426
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,506
And what it did was it...

427
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,342
It established a mutual
defense organization

428
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:57,426
as a counterweight to NATO.

429
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,929
- Duckie.
- What? What? What? What?

430
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:02,223
Well, what did I put?

431
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:06,769
You wrote, "The Warsaw Pact is
the pact that's named after Warsaw."

432
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,107
So a teacher's just gonna know
that you're just bullshitting.

433
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,484
Okay, okay. What about the rest of it?

434
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:17,321
Well, the Russian Revolution did not
take place in Germany.

435
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,700
- Well, what was Karl Marx then?
- He was a German.

436
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,368
Well, there you go.

437
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:24,912
Yes, but his being German
doesn't have anything to do

438
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:27,497
with where
the Russian Revolution occurred.

439
00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:29,500
Okay, okay.

440
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,713
Okay, Duckie,
can I propose something to you

441
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,505
without you getting upset or angry?

442
00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:38,384
- Well, that depends.
- On what?

443
00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:41,512
I don't know, I just said that. Go ahead.

444
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,223
Well, I propose that you're deliberately
flunking your courses

445
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,267
so that you can stay in high school.

446
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,728
Get out of here! Why would I do that?

447
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,146
I don't know, you tell me.

448
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:53,107
Well, I'm not, so there's nothing to tell.

449
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,317
Well, you know,
you're not always one to face things.

450
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,484
What? Since when?

451
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,696
- What am I not facing?
- The future.

452
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:02,491
Well, whether or not you face the future,
it happens, right?

453
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,492
You run yourself down.
Why do you do that?

454
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,996
I am not running myself down.
You think I'm running...

455
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,581
I don't think I'm running myself down.

456
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,916
Why? Because of the way I dress?

457
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,084
'Cause I can laugh at myself?

458
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:15,671
That's called a sense of humor.
You should get one, they're nice.

459
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,965
What are we gonna do next year?

460
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:19,925
Well, according to you,
I'll still be in high school.

461
00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:21,093
No, I'm serious.

462
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,304
I mean, not a day has passed in, what,
eight years

463
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:26,514
when I didn't see you
or talk to you at least 20 times.

464
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,184
Well, that's devotion.

465
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,186
I know,
and even though I sometimes get angry,

466
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,854
you know that I secretly love it.

467
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,564
You see, I knew that.

468
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,609
You know,
I hope I'm not the only one in the world

469
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,486
that knows what an incredible person
you are.

470
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:41,697
Well, at this point in time,
I'm afraid you are, honey.

471
00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:46,410
Okay, I'm gonna get something to drink,
and then we work, okay? You promise?

472
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:48,662
- Oh, you bet.
- Okay, what do you want?

473
00:29:49,038 --> 00:29:52,333
- Oh, beer, Scotch, juice box, whatever.
- Okay.

474
00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,839
Oh, God.

475
00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:01,926
I love this woman.

476
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:05,721
I love this woman, and I have to tell her.

477
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,724
And if she laughs, she laughs.

478
00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:12,812
And if she doesn't love me,
she doesn't love me.

479
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:16,315
But if I don't find out...

480
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:19,151
Oh, I love her too much.

481
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:28,244
<i>Love is real</i>

482
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,163
Thank you, thank you.

483
00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,498
<i>Real is love</i>

484
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,126
You're a wonderful crowd here,
you know that.

485
00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,504
<i>Love is living</i>

486
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,509
You're fabulous. I do love you.
I do love you. You're gorgeous.

487
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,553
I love your hair.

488
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:48,514
<i>Love is feeling</i>

489
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:52,476
<i>Feeling love</i>

490
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,480
<i>Love is wanting</i>

491
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,235
She's gonna laugh.

492
00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:04,655
Would I blame her?

493
00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:07,491
- Here you go.
- Oh, shit.

494
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,993
Listen, honey, thanks,
but I'm gonna split, you know.

495
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,703
Why? What about your paper?

496
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,788
That's what I'm gonna do,
you see, 'cause...

497
00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:15,332
I mean, if you help me,
thanks a lot, but it'll...

498
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,251
It won't be my work. It'll be bogus.

499
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,879
And you know,
I guess I'll see you in the a.m.

500
00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,340
Hey, drinking and driving don't mix.

501
00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:25,509
That's why I ride a bike.

502
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,855
- I got it.
- Over here.

503
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,690
Get it!

504
00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:47,281
So, what's the deal?
Are you going out this weekend?

505
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,366
I don't know. I'm not sure yet.

506
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,577
- Why? What are you gonna do?
- Stay at home.

507
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:54,288
- Yeah, you gonna study again?
- Probably.

508
00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:56,123
- Would you put that out?
- No.

509
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,334
Well, you study so much,
it makes me ill.

510
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,753
- I just don't see the point.
- You don't?

511
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,588
I don't wanna work in a record store
my whole life.

512
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,840
Yeah, what do you wanna be, a doctor?

513
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:07,843
Oh, God. Here we go.

514
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,514
Okay, let's go, everybody.
Get in your lines, please. Thank you.

515
00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:15,059
- Fulmeister.
- Here!

516
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,769
Besset!

517
00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:19,855
- Basono!
- Yeah.

518
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,815
- Look at that girl's shoes.
- Goulong!

519
00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:23,901
- Oh, look. Watch out.
- Yorkland!

520
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:27,029
- Deeds!
- Do we smell bad or something?

521
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:29,156
- Hey, Benny.
- Fox!

522
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:32,159
- Penfield!
- I hope they shrivel up and fall off, okay?

523
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:35,704
What was that, Miss Hoeman?

524
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,335
I said, I hope they shrivel up and fall off.

525
00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:44,922
You hope what shrivels up and falls off?

526
00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:47,716
Her breasts, Miss Dietz.

527
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,510
- Shut up!
- I'm sorry.

528
00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:54,348
- You are out of here, Hoeman.
- Right.

529
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,434
Bye-bye. Bye, girls.

530
00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:04,483
So, do you share
your partner's attitude?

531
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:07,569
No, I don't.

532
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,618
Eat shit.

533
00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,497
Excuse me, Miss Dietz.

534
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:21,000
You've only got a couple of months left.

535
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,752
You're doing extremely well
in your courses,

536
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:27,715
and I think your chances of getting
a scholarship are excellent.

537
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,508
I know this, Mr. Donnelly.

538
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,094
- Why are you in here now?
- I don't know.

539
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,388
I guess I just got a little fed up.

540
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:37,725
- With what?
- The way that we get treated.

541
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,561
Look,

542
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:44,231
you're getting
a top-notch education here,

543
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:47,483
and I just don't wanna see
you throw it away.

544
00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:50,529
I'm getting a better education
than I deserve. I'm lucky.

545
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,489
I'm fortunate that the good people
of this community

546
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,033
allow me to attend this school.

547
00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:56,201
Again, you are misunderstanding me.

548
00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:58,078
No, I understand everything,
Mr. Donnelly.

549
00:33:58,162 --> 00:34:01,582
I don't need to have it explained to me.
I live it.

550
00:34:01,749 --> 00:34:05,544
It's just sometimes I get a little upset,
and I lose my temper.

551
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:08,005
I just don't like to see my friends
getting dumped on

552
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,466
or punished for defending themselves.

553
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:16,513
Well, we'll just forget about
this whole thing, okay?

554
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,433
Okay.

555
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,189
- What about Jena?
- She's off, too.

556
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,483
Thank you.

557
00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:29,485
Andie,

558
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:33,822
if you put out signals
that you don't want to belong,

559
00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:36,533
people are gonna make sure
that you don't.

560
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,036
That's a beautiful theory.

561
00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:43,498
Andie, Andie, Andie, listen,
I heard what happened,

562
00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:45,250
and I came as fast as I could.

563
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:46,960
I cut out of Home Ec and everything.

564
00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:48,587
- Was it really bad?
- No, it was nothing, Duckie.

565
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,339
- Are you upset?
- No, I'm not.

566
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,423
No, yes, yes, you are.

567
00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:53,508
I can tell.
Your eyes get all squinty and everything.

568
00:34:53,509 --> 00:34:55,510
Listen, I know just what to do
to make you feel better.

569
00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:57,679
- I feel fine.
- I wanna take you away this weekend.

570
00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,098
Do you fish?

571
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:03,185
- Okay, then we can go right now.
- I have a class.

572
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,937
Tonight at 7:00,
and I won't take no for an answer.

573
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,480
Try, please.

574
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,317
This woman is suffering inside.
That's all there is to it.

575
00:35:12,528 --> 00:35:15,364
Yo, man, next time, I'll kick your ass!
That'll be that!

576
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,533
I'm just kidding, that's... It's a joke. It's...

577
00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:20,369
How about that stock market?

578
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,746
You know, my broker is E.F. Hutton,
and E.F. Hutton says...

579
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,624
You see, it never works. It never works.

580
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,501
I've never seen that work
in my whole life.

581
00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:30,504
Oh, shit!

582
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:37,052
So this is what it looks like.

583
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,471
This is great.

584
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:41,181
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

585
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:43,142
You got doors on the stalls.

586
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,310
They're not stopped... Wait a minute!

587
00:35:45,394 --> 00:35:46,937
We don't have none of this stuff
in the boys'...

588
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,772
Wait a minute,
we don't got none of this.

589
00:35:48,856 --> 00:35:50,566
We don't got doors
on the stalls in the boys' room.

590
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,733
We don't have... What is this?

591
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,569
We don't have a candy machine
in the boys' room.

592
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,486
- We don't got none of that. None of that.
- Enough screaming.

593
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,865
- You gotta get out of here.
- I'm sorry. No, I want the principal here.

594
00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,909
I want him here this instant.
I want... Now. This instant.

595
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,494
I'll wait. Thank you.

596
00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:17,384
Oh, shit! Why can't I do this?

597
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:20,721
What have you done?

598
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,348
This... You have to subtotal first.

599
00:36:23,432 --> 00:36:25,893
I tell you this every time.
You never listen.

600
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:31,190
One more tune, then it's off
to enjoy a terrible relationship.

601
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,610
The furrier next door loves this.

602
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,320
<i>Soft words</i>

603
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,781
<i>They are spoke so gentle, yeah</i>

604
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,746
<i>It makes it easier</i>

605
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:50,083
<i>Easier to bear</i>

606
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:55,923
<i>You won't regret it, no, no</i>

607
00:36:57,216 --> 00:36:59,259
<i>Young girls, they don't forget it</i>

608
00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:03,931
<i>Love is their whole</i>

609
00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:06,183
<i>happiness</i>

610
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,517
<i>Yeah</i>

611
00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:14,149
<i>But it's all so easy</i>

612
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:17,485
<i>All you've gotta do is try</i>

613
00:37:17,486 --> 00:37:21,156
<i>Try a little tenderness</i>

614
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,241
<i>Yeah</i>

615
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:25,493
<i>All you gotta do is, man</i>

616
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:27,496
<i>Hold her where you want her</i>

617
00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:30,999
<i>You got to squeeze her,
don't tease her</i>

618
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,501
<i>Never leave her</i>

619
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,503
<i>Get to her</i>

620
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:38,506
<i>Got to, got to
try a little tenderness</i>

621
00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:40,676
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah
you've got to</i>

622
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,636
<i>know how to love her, man</i>

623
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,513
<i>Take this advice, man</i>

624
00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:48,600
<i>You got to squeeze her,
don't tease her</i>

625
00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:49,851
<i>Never leave</i>

626
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,728
<i>You got to hold her</i>

627
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,981
<i>And, brother, something else</i>

628
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:57,483
<i>Try a little tenderness
Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

629
00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,945
<i>You got to, brother</i>

630
00:38:00,112 --> 00:38:02,155
<i>Don't lose her, no, no</i>

631
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,410
<i>You got to love her,
tease her, don't leave her</i>

632
00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:08,704
<i>Got to try, now, now, now</i>

633
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,581
<i>Try, try a little tenderness</i>

634
00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:14,042
<i>Yeah, watch the groove</i>

635
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:17,254
<i>You got to know what to do, man</i>

636
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,797
<i>Take this advice</i>

637
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:23,510
<i>You gotta love and squeeze,
don't tease my baby</i>

638
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:25,137
<i>Love her, Lord</i>

639
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,058
Evening, young ladies.

640
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:32,436
This is a very good tune.
My mother used to sing this.

641
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,770
This is Otis. I love Otis.

642
00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:35,272
We're closed.

643
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,940
You know what an older woman
does for me?

644
00:38:37,024 --> 00:38:39,151
- Changes your diapers?
<i>- Touché.</i>

645
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,069
No, seriously though,
you're a very smoky alternative,

646
00:38:41,153 --> 00:38:43,488
but this is the Duck Man's love in life.

647
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:46,491
- Shall we?
- Ever had one of these?

648
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,660
I don't think so.

649
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:53,123
Come on, let's plow.

650
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,339
Do I offend?

651
00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:05,719
Andie, hon,

652
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:09,513
listen, it's after 7:00.

653
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,308
Don't waste good lip gloss.

654
00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:12,517
I know, Iona.

655
00:39:12,768 --> 00:39:14,603
I mean, I don't mean to be a bitch
or anything,

656
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:17,856
but I don't think Mr. Wonderful's gonna
happen tonight.

657
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:23,487
I don't know what I'm doing.

658
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,530
Wishful make-uping.

659
00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:27,199
Come on.

660
00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:30,744
Wait, wait, you babes are, like, talking

661
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:33,955
a sign language that the old Ducker
here just does not understand.

662
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:37,042
Now, would you mind filling me in here?
I'm a little confused.

663
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,503
She got stood up, twerp.

664
00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:42,672
Stood up? Wait, how so?
Wait, I'm here!

665
00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:46,510
I mean, is this like one of those
feminine mystique deals or something?

666
00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,723
He showed.

667
00:39:56,478 --> 00:39:57,979
Andie?

668
00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:07,697
I'll get that.

669
00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,787
Duckie, I'm really sorry.

670
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:17,124
What is this...
You're gonna go out with this guy?

671
00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:19,376
I mean, is this, you know,
like, a date or something?

672
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,878
Yeah. I mean, you'll like him.

673
00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:24,506
He's not like the other guys, seriously.

674
00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:27,300
No. No way. Andie!

675
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:30,137
You really piss me off,
you know, 'cause...

676
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,639
'Cause you know they shit all over
everybody, including you.

677
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,724
I just...
I can't believe you'd be this stupid.

678
00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:37,144
Who's shitting on me?
I'm not gonna let anybody shit on me.

679
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:39,855
He's just... He's gonna use
your ass and throw you away.

680
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,481
God, I would've died for you!

681
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:44,483
So what am I supposed to do?
He asked me out, and I like him!

682
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:46,485
If I hate him because he's got...
Just listen to me.

683
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:48,822
If I hate him because he's got money,
that's the exact same thing

684
00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:50,449
as them hating us because we don't.

685
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:51,575
Do you understand?

686
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:54,494
You can't do this and respect yourself.

687
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,288
You can't.

688
00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:57,873
Well, I'll make that decision, all right?

689
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,833
Sure, you can do what you want.

690
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:03,086
You know, you're talking like that
just because I'm going out with Blane.

691
00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,505
Blane? His name is Blane?

692
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:08,425
That's a major appliance,
that's not a name!

693
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:12,511
Just because I'm going out with Blane,
doesn't mean I can't be friends with you.

694
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,513
I mean, it doesn't change
the way I feel about you.

695
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:17,309
Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Here's...

696
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:18,560
Here's the point, Andie,

697
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,313
I'm not particularly concerned
with whether or not you like me.

698
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:25,525
'Cause I live to like you,
and I can't like you anymore.

699
00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:29,988
So when you get your heart splattered
all over hell,

700
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,573
and you're feeling really low and dirty,

701
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:34,159
don't look to me to help
pump you back up,

702
00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,494
'cause...

703
00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:38,663
'Cause maybe for the first time
in your life, I won't be there!

704
00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:41,500
I can't believe
you're actually saying this.

705
00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:44,503
Well, I guess that's just tough shit!

706
00:41:52,594 --> 00:41:54,513
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

707
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:08,109
That guy in the store.

708
00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:11,488
Oh, he was a friend of mine.
I've known him since I was a kid.

709
00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:13,198
He's a really nice guy.

710
00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:15,158
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I like him a lot.

711
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:18,328
So do you wanna go home and change?

712
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:22,499
I already did.

713
00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:24,376
- Sorry.
- No, that's okay.

714
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:26,127
Oh, boy.

715
00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:31,049
So, where are we going?

716
00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:33,176
You up for a party?

717
00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:35,679
Yeah? No? Maybe?

718
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:37,806
No, I don't think so.

719
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,435
- Why?
- Why?

720
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:45,188
- Come on, they're my friends. It's okay.
- That's it, they're your friends.

721
00:42:45,272 --> 00:42:47,482
I wouldn't take you
if I didn't think they'd accept you.

722
00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:49,609
Can't we just go somewhere else?

723
00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:52,487
Hey, Andie, I like you.
I think you like me.

724
00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:54,906
I mean, we both know there's a lot
of bullshit that goes on,

725
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,490
but if you're above it, I'm above it.

726
00:42:56,491 --> 00:43:00,370
You wanna make anything out of this
whatever, we gotta deal with it, right?

727
00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,496
Yeah.

728
00:43:01,663 --> 00:43:03,498
Come on, I got as much to lose as you.

729
00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:04,958
We can go out with your friends
if you want.

730
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:06,543
Go crawl under a rock.

731
00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:10,797
Anything you want. The choice is yours.

732
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,924
We can go hang-gliding.
You like hang-gliding?

733
00:43:13,008 --> 00:43:16,344
- I've never been hang-gliding.
- Well, first for everything.

734
00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:18,597
If it's a bad time, we leave.

735
00:43:57,427 --> 00:43:59,262
- Hi, Blane.
- Hey, Eddie.

736
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:00,347
We'll see you later.

737
00:44:05,727 --> 00:44:06,686
Come on.

738
00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:09,189
Hey, what's up, bro?

739
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:15,654
Hey! Aren't you the girl in my art class?

740
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,406
Nice pearls.

741
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:21,368
- This isn't a dinner party, honey.
- Watch it.

742
00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:24,371
- Hey, Blane, how you doing?
- Hey, Kev, what's up?

743
00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:32,921
Great party, man.

744
00:44:35,507 --> 00:44:37,133
- All right, man.
- Later.

745
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:58,154
I can't believe I actually associate
with these people, huh?

746
00:44:58,238 --> 00:45:00,490
I can't believe that I'm actually here.

747
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:04,160
- Pretty bad, yeah?
- Yeah, it's pretty bad.

748
00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:06,496
I'm sorry.

749
00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,707
Hey, let's go upstairs, huh?

750
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:12,711
Come on.

751
00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:15,504
Look, I didn't come here
to get you off, okay?

752
00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:17,549
- That was not my idea.
- Andie.

753
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,802
Come on, that is not what I meant.
I haven't even tried to kiss you, have I?

754
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:24,347
Look, it's quieter up there, okay.

755
00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:28,476
Come on. These hands will remain
in these pockets, I swear to God.

756
00:45:29,102 --> 00:45:30,061
Come on.

757
00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:34,607
Come on.

758
00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:41,906
Look at me here.
Come on, I'm utterly defenseless.

759
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:44,492
And utterly foolish. Come on.

760
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:51,750
- So what do you think of these carpets?
- Oh, fab.

761
00:45:58,465 --> 00:45:59,924
It's gonna be great.

762
00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:01,843
Oh, hey, Blane.

763
00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,553
- Steff.
- How you doing?

764
00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:04,679
- All right.
- Come on in.

765
00:46:04,763 --> 00:46:06,097
No, I'll get another room.

766
00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:09,434
No, no, no, come on in.
I'm just watching some 'toons here.

767
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,687
Who have you got with you here, Blane?

768
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:15,523
Andie, this is Steff. Steff, Andie.

769
00:46:17,484 --> 00:46:20,111
Oh, well,
it's very nice to meet you, Andie.

770
00:46:21,029 --> 00:46:23,615
Listen, you wanna come in
and sit down?

771
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:25,700
- Or you want the bed, is that it?
- No.

772
00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:26,868
No. We're fine.

773
00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,494
Well, at least come in and have a drink.

774
00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:29,996
Let's go. Can I get you something?

775
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:33,500
I mean, this is my last serious party
of my high school career.

776
00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:37,670
I hope you guys are gonna
tough it out until Sunday,

777
00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:39,464
at least when my folks get home.

778
00:46:39,506 --> 00:46:43,259
I think this one may just finally kill
the old son of a bitch, Blane.

779
00:46:43,510 --> 00:46:47,513
Another giant step away
from virginity I went.

780
00:46:47,514 --> 00:46:49,682
You are a slut, aren't you, Benny?

781
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:02,362
Oh, my God.

782
00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:06,491
- Am I having a nightmare?
- We got guests.

783
00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:10,703
I know you. You're in my calculus class.

784
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,748
- Gym.
- Your name's Jim?

785
00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:16,125
Oh, you are worthless, aren't you?

786
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,128
You and your friends gave me
a lot of shit the other day.

787
00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:21,505
- Everybody gives you shit.
- Take it easy, Benny, huh?

788
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:25,510
Hey, this is Steff's party, Blane.
Don't tell me what to do.

789
00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:26,803
Steff.

790
00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:30,056
I mean, you shouldn't be allowed
to invite just anybody.

791
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:34,894
- Steff, she's gonna ruin my night.
- Shut up, Benny!

792
00:47:35,728 --> 00:47:38,940
- You're a faggot, Blane.
- All right. Okay. Listen, Benny.

793
00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:42,986
- Listen, why don't we just...
- Where are you going?

794
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:44,737
Let's just leave them
with the room, okay?

795
00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:45,864
Why?

796
00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:47,782
And we will get you something to eat,
all right?

797
00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:50,910
- Oh, you've got what I want.
- Maybe some ribs or something.

798
00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:53,913
Listen, you guys enjoy yourselves,

799
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:56,499
and we'll see you later, maybe.

800
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,334
I doubt it.

801
00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,295
- You all right?
- Fine.

802
00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,963
- You're an asshole.
- All right.

803
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,048
And I don't wanna know what you are.

804
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,800
I'm gonna take her
to throw up somewhere.

805
00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:08,511
- Listen, enjoy yourself, Blane.
- Come here.

806
00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,682
They're kind of jerks
when they drink, huh?

807
00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:16,603
- Bad idea.
- Can you just get me out of here now?

808
00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:19,022
Yeah.

809
00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:22,817
Look, I don't want to take you home.
I mean, I'd like to be with you.

810
00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:25,528
If not here, somewhere else.
Anywhere you want.

811
00:48:27,864 --> 00:48:30,199
I'm sorry. What can I say?
I made a mistake.

812
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:32,535
I over-estimated my friends. I'm sorry.

813
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:37,707
What, do you wanna hit me?

814
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,667
Yes, I do.

815
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:41,753
Be my guest.

816
00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:13,368
You wanna know my thing?

817
00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:16,496
If I really have it solid for a girl,

818
00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:20,458
I'll ride by her house on my bike.

819
00:49:21,501 --> 00:49:23,878
I'll do it like 100 times in a day.

820
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:26,631
And it's really... It's intense.

821
00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:28,758
You ever park?

822
00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:32,470
I'm kind of a drive-by kind of guy.

823
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:45,692
- Do you want a drink?
- Yeah.

824
00:49:45,775 --> 00:49:46,818
- Yeah?
- Coke.

825
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,653
Coke. Coke? Okay.

826
00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:53,074
Give me your address.
I'll put you on my route.

827
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,747
Okay, you're gonna have
to help me out here.

828
00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:04,252
You know, someday that girl's gonna
realize just what she missed.

829
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:09,507
Come on, don't stop,
give me more! Yeah!

830
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:13,261
- Hi.
- Hi.

831
00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:16,097
Prince Charming wimp out?

832
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,016
No, no, he's at the bar.

833
00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:20,643
Duckie?

834
00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:24,480
He's sulking.

835
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:27,984
He's not gonna ride his bike
past your house anymore.

836
00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,738
Duckie, you're being a real jerk.

837
00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:37,285
How'd he get in here anyway?

838
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:40,788
I said he was my kid.

839
00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:42,957
How come you're here?

840
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:45,835
I've been trying
to figure that out all night.

841
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,505
Can I get a cigarette from you, buddy?

842
00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:52,508
Sorry.

843
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:55,511
- Mom make this for you?
- Yeah. Gross, huh?

844
00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:57,597
Excuse me.

845
00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:10,443
- Hi.
- Hi.

846
00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:12,487
- Here you go.
- Thanks.

847
00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,323
- You met Iona, didn't you?
- Not formally. Hi. Blane.

848
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:18,242
And that's Duckie Dale over there
behind the glasses.

849
00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:20,828
- Hi, Duckie.
- Philip F. Dale to you, scum wad.

850
00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:25,333
So, where you guys been?

851
00:51:26,334 --> 00:51:28,502
Oh, a friend of mine was having a party.

852
00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:30,713
Oh, how adorable.

853
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,257
Yeah, it was a little intense.

854
00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:36,302
Oh, wait, wait.
You had an intense party?

855
00:51:37,512 --> 00:51:39,555
No, it was a friend of mine's, I said.

856
00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,891
Duckie, shut up.

857
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:45,019
What's the problem?

858
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,479
This is a classic,
classic piece of work here.

859
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,107
- Duckie, please.
- Phil.

860
00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:51,234
Hey, Phil, I think you're making
Andie uncomfortable.

861
00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:53,611
Why don't you just knock it off?
What's the problem?

862
00:51:53,694 --> 00:51:55,487
I devoted my life to the girl,
and this guy,

863
00:51:55,488 --> 00:51:57,240
he comes in one day
and thinks he knows her.

864
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:59,492
That's funny. You should give
David Letterman a ring sometime.

865
00:51:59,534 --> 00:52:01,119
I'm sure he'd book you in a minute.

866
00:52:01,202 --> 00:52:03,495
Phil, would you like us to leave?

867
00:52:03,496 --> 00:52:05,248
Yes, very perceptive.

868
00:52:06,082 --> 00:52:07,083
Come on.

869
00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:10,502
And look at the manners on this guy.

870
00:52:10,503 --> 00:52:11,963
This was a treat.
Really, thanks a million.

871
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:13,756
You're a great couple of kids, really.

872
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,342
You know, I can't believe
I actually felt bad for you tonight,

873
00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:17,927
retarded little dwarf!

874
00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:19,887
See you.

875
00:52:20,513 --> 00:52:21,764
Nice meeting you.

876
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,142
See you later.

877
00:52:24,225 --> 00:52:25,560
- Sorry.
- No problem.

878
00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:27,353
- No problem.
- You're an asshole.

879
00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:30,481
Hey, blow me, butt wad. Coming
from you I take that as a compliment.

880
00:52:30,523 --> 00:52:32,066
Andie! Yo!

881
00:52:37,113 --> 00:52:38,698
You've been replaced.

882
00:52:43,703 --> 00:52:45,872
Gee, I'm sorry.

883
00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:05,725
Well, what now?

884
00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:08,895
I gotta get up early.
Why don't we just forget it?

885
00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:11,314
What, home?

886
00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,903
- Hey, you wanna go to my house?
- No, thanks.

887
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:20,781
You wanna eat?

888
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,910
- No.
- What do you wanna do?

889
00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:25,494
Anything.

890
00:53:27,496 --> 00:53:29,415
Why don't you just drop me off at Trax?

891
00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:30,750
- You know, I can...
- Trax?

892
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:31,959
It's real close to where I live.

893
00:53:32,043 --> 00:53:33,501
Well, it's late. I'll just drop you home.

894
00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:34,795
You wanna go home, I'll drop you home.

895
00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:36,504
No, but I have something
I have to do there.

896
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,757
Now? Come on, it's late.

897
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,508
You wanna go home, I'll drop you home.
It's fine.

898
00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:41,510
- I don't want you to take me home.
- Okay, let's go out.

899
00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:43,638
- No, I don't want...
- We'll go out anywhere you want,

900
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,513
- anything you wanna do.
- I don't wanna go out.

901
00:53:45,514 --> 00:53:47,266
You don't wanna go out.
You don't wanna go home.

902
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:49,936
- What do you want to do, Andie?
- I don't want you to take me home.

903
00:53:50,019 --> 00:53:51,812
Wait, I'm missing something.
I'm not a jerk here.

904
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,480
I don't understand what you're saying.
Wait a minute!

905
00:53:53,481 --> 00:53:55,482
- Just go.
- Don't walk away. I'm talking to you.

906
00:53:55,483 --> 00:53:56,483
- Don't. Just... Please!
- Why?

907
00:53:56,484 --> 00:53:57,693
- Don't you understand me?
- No, I don't

908
00:53:58,194 --> 00:53:59,528
- at all, obviously.
- Will you listen to me?

909
00:53:59,612 --> 00:54:03,491
- I don't want you to take me home.
- Okay. Why? What is the problem?

910
00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:06,786
Because I don't want you to see
where I live, okay?

911
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,538
- What?
- I'm sorry, forget it.

912
00:54:09,622 --> 00:54:10,748
It's okay.

913
00:54:13,501 --> 00:54:15,461
Jesus Christ.

914
00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:48,661
I'm really sorry for bumming out
the night for you.

915
00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:50,913
You didn't bum out anything.
I had a great time.

916
00:54:51,747 --> 00:54:54,875
- You liar.
- I was with you. I had a great time.

917
00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:59,005
If I was in a Turkish prison,
I'd have a great time with you.

918
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,591
I don't know.
It's just too weird for me, you know.

919
00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:05,511
- Maybe this shouldn't happen.
- What, you and me?

920
00:55:06,846 --> 00:55:09,515
Well, you know,
maybe it doesn't happen all the time,

921
00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:12,351
but it doesn't mean it isn't right. Right?

922
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,603
Doesn't mean you can't try.

923
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,694
Feel any better
if I asked you to the prom?

924
00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:25,740
I mean, I know the prom's kind of lame,

925
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:28,492
so if you don't wanna go,
it's really no big deal.

926
00:56:02,485 --> 00:56:03,819
Hey. What?

927
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:07,615
It happened! He asked me.

928
00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:10,743
- And?
- I accepted!

929
00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:12,495
Well, congratulations.

930
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:16,791
No more moping around the house
waiting for the telephone to ring.

931
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,127
So you in love?

932
00:56:23,506 --> 00:56:26,509
- Yeah, I think I am.
- Well, who is this guy?

933
00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:31,138
His name is Blane and he's a senior.
He's so beautiful.

934
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:34,934
He's a richie.

935
00:56:35,935 --> 00:56:38,437
- A whatie?
- A richie.

936
00:56:38,479 --> 00:56:41,440
It's kind of stupid.
It's just his family has a lot of money.

937
00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:43,484
Oh, well, is that a problem?

938
00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:45,152
I don't know. It's just weird, you know.

939
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:48,239
His friends have a lot of money,
and he has a lot of money.

940
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:50,032
He drives a BMW.

941
00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:54,120
Just, I don't know. I'm not really sure
if they're gonna accept me.

942
00:56:55,204 --> 00:56:56,580
Well, what does that mean?

943
00:56:56,664 --> 00:56:59,291
I mean, you like him. He likes you.

944
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:02,169
What his friends think
shouldn't make any difference.

945
00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:05,339
Yeah, but it's not just his friends.
It's my friends, too. It's everybody!

946
00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:07,758
I'm just not real secure about it.

947
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:10,469
Well, so take the heat.

948
00:57:10,511 --> 00:57:13,347
I mean, you like him. He likes you.
It's worth it.

949
00:57:13,514 --> 00:57:14,515
Is it?

950
00:57:14,682 --> 00:57:16,308
Well, isn't it?

951
00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:19,478
You're right.

952
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,274
I'm just overreacting, aren't I?

953
00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:24,817
Well, not necessarily.

954
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:28,529
I mean, a good kiss can scramble
anybody's brain.

955
00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:32,741
Look, just don't worry about it,
you know.

956
00:57:32,825 --> 00:57:34,827
And wait and see
how you feel tomorrow.

957
00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:37,872
- Good night, honey.
- Good night, thanks.

958
00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:39,707
That's my baby.

959
00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:44,628
Honey.

960
00:57:47,298 --> 00:57:49,467
Wait a minute.
Could I ask you something?

961
00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:50,509
Yeah.

962
00:57:53,596 --> 00:57:56,724
Yeah, sometimes I feel a little sorry

963
00:57:56,807 --> 00:58:00,769
that I'm the one you have to talk to
about these things.

964
00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:02,146
I'm not.

965
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,482
She couldn't have said it
any better than you.

966
00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:06,650
I mean it.

967
00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:08,360
Good night.

968
00:59:06,502 --> 00:59:08,629
Okay, make my day.

969
00:59:08,963 --> 00:59:11,506
I want all the gory details.

970
00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:14,677
The mingling breath, pounding heart,

971
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,680
the steaming windows.
I want the whole skidoo.

972
00:59:17,763 --> 00:59:20,516
Well, I hate to disappoint you,
but nothing happened.

973
00:59:21,976 --> 00:59:23,269
Nothing?

974
00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:27,147
Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him.

975
00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:31,819
- Anywhere interesting?
- Oh, please.

976
00:59:33,279 --> 00:59:34,488
So

977
00:59:35,990 --> 00:59:37,449
does he have

978
00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:39,994
strong lips?

979
00:59:40,369 --> 00:59:41,870
How can you tell?

980
00:59:41,954 --> 00:59:43,789
Do you feel it in your knees?

981
00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:45,833
I felt it everywhere.

982
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,085
Strong lips.

983
00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:56,176
Talk about lips.

984
00:59:58,470 --> 01:00:00,513
I mean, I'm old enough to be his mother,

985
01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:03,058
but when the Duck laid that kiss on me
last night,

986
01:00:03,142 --> 01:00:07,021
I swear to God,
my thighs just went up in flames.

987
01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:10,316
He must practice on melons
or something.

988
01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:12,484
Is this your prom dress?

989
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:18,073
- Believe it or not.
- No, it's great.

990
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,035
- It's silly.
- It's a great material.

991
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:26,123
You know, I'm going.

992
01:00:26,874 --> 01:00:28,292
To prom.

993
01:00:29,585 --> 01:00:31,128
Stop it.

994
01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:34,548
No, I am. Last night he asked me,

995
01:00:35,549 --> 01:00:37,509
and I don't know, I said yes.

996
01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:40,012
Seems really weird,

997
01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:43,182
but it might be kind of fun.

998
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:48,729
You were here for 15 minutes,
and you didn't even tell me!

999
01:00:49,021 --> 01:00:51,190
I really, really wanted to go.

1000
01:00:57,237 --> 01:00:58,697
You lucky girl.

1001
01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:07,498
Isn't that a dreamy dress?

1002
01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:27,434
Iona, I have to go.

1003
01:01:27,476 --> 01:01:29,812
Can you just hold it
till this song is over?

1004
01:01:30,521 --> 01:01:32,481
But I have to leave.

1005
01:01:33,232 --> 01:01:37,736
Oh, why can't we start old
and get younger?

1006
01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:44,243
I envy you.

1007
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:47,079
I really envy you!

1008
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:51,625
Iona, you're gonna OD on nostalgia.

1009
01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,129
I loved <i>The Big Chill.</i>

1010
01:01:56,422 --> 01:01:57,923
I love this dress.

1011
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,467
- It's a great dress.
- Yeah.

1012
01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:05,514
My mother bought it for me.
God, she was so happy.

1013
01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:09,476
It was the first and last time
I ever looked normal.

1014
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,729
I mean, you know, relatively speaking.

1015
01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:13,522
It would've been a fairytale

1016
01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:16,483
if my date hadn't been
the only one at the prom

1017
01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:18,819
with a wife and two kids.

1018
01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:25,200
You wanna try it on?
I bet it'd look great on you.

1019
01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:27,745
I mean, your butt is 15 years
younger than mine.

1020
01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:30,289
I mean, I used to have a great butt.

1021
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:32,541
I did! I loved my butt!

1022
01:02:32,624 --> 01:02:34,960
I wish I had photographs of it.
You wanna try this on?

1023
01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:36,754
No, not right now.

1024
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,506
Oh, yeah, you got to go. I know. I know.

1025
01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:42,176
- I gotta get ready myself.
- You're going out?

1026
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,927
Yeah. New guy.

1027
01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:47,514
Terrence, owns a pet shop.

1028
01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:49,850
We'll see what happens.

1029
01:02:51,477 --> 01:02:52,686
Have fun.

1030
01:02:53,145 --> 01:02:56,023
- Give Mr. Perfecto a squeeze for me.
- Oh, I will.

1031
01:02:57,149 --> 01:02:58,484
Hey, and listen,

1032
01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:03,197
if you see your little Duck Man, be kind.

1033
01:03:03,489 --> 01:03:06,492
He's nursing
some fairly serious wounds.

1034
01:03:06,784 --> 01:03:09,495
- Okay?
- Okay.

1035
01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:12,372
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

1036
01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:18,462
Hey, you know, we're going for sushi.

1037
01:03:19,797 --> 01:03:21,924
Do you think this is too much?

1038
01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:25,385
Bye.

1039
01:03:31,517 --> 01:03:34,353
Thought that was very uncool of you
last night, Blane.

1040
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,021
- What?
- What?

1041
01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:39,691
- You mean Andie?
- Yeah, I mean Andie.

1042
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:42,027
What's the big deal? I like her.

1043
01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:45,488
Matter of fact, I was pissed off
at you guys for being so nasty to her.

1044
01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:48,742
It was way out of order for you
to foist her on the party.

1045
01:03:48,826 --> 01:03:50,953
Steff, you hear yourself?

1046
01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:52,955
You hear the same asshole shit I hear?

1047
01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:55,207
What, do I have to spell it out
for you, Blane?

1048
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:56,500
I guess so.

1049
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:59,419
Nobody appreciates
your sense of humor, you know.

1050
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:02,214
As a matter of fact, everybody is
just about to puke from you.

1051
01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:04,132
You know, if you got a hard-on for trash,

1052
01:04:04,216 --> 01:04:06,760
don't take care of it around us, pal,
all right?

1053
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:08,428
Right, buddy.

1054
01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:12,516
Listen, I don't need a lot of shit on
this one, Blane, all right? I really don't.

1055
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,270
Money all that matters to you?

1056
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:18,730
Where the hell does that come from?

1057
01:04:18,814 --> 01:04:21,316
Come on, look around you.
Would I treat my parents' house like this

1058
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,485
if money was any kind of issue?

1059
01:04:23,819 --> 01:04:25,237
Come on, why are you doing this?

1060
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,698
You know, why don't you just nail her
and get it over with?

1061
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:29,490
You know, why are you getting involved?

1062
01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:30,826
Is there something wrong with that?

1063
01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:33,704
I just think it's stupid.
You know, it's pointless.

1064
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:36,248
You know, and your parents,
I think they'll be thrilled.

1065
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,374
They have nothing to do with it.

1066
01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:38,458
- Really?
- Yeah.

1067
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:42,296
I've seen your mother go to work on you,
Blane. You know, it's vicious.

1068
01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:44,172
And when Bill and Joyce
get through with you,

1069
01:04:44,256 --> 01:04:46,800
you won't know whether to shit
or go sailing.

1070
01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:52,180
Listen, I'm getting really bored
with this conversation, all right, Blane?

1071
01:04:52,264 --> 01:04:55,684
You know, if you want your little
piece of low-grade ass, fine, take it.

1072
01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:58,228
You know, but if you do,
you're not gonna have a friend.

1073
01:04:58,312 --> 01:05:00,856
- Is that right?
- Yeah, that's right.

1074
01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:05,402
I mean, if you want to make the choice,
go ahead, make it, all right?

1075
01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:08,322
I personally wouldn't trash
a friendship over it.

1076
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:11,491
But, hey, I'm old-fashioned, so...

1077
01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:15,120
Why don't you take a shower?
You look like shit.

1078
01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:20,417
If two weeks ago, somebody had
told me that I'd be going out with you,

1079
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,710
I never would have believed them.

1080
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,338
Why? I'm not all that bad.

1081
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:26,798
- No, but...
- What about me and you?

1082
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,845
You know, it's so insane
that somebody you've never met,

1083
01:05:31,929 --> 01:05:34,514
never talked to, can be your enemy.

1084
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:40,395
Yep.

1085
01:05:45,067 --> 01:05:47,319
You shouldn't meet my parents then.

1086
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:48,987
Okay.

1087
01:05:50,781 --> 01:05:52,491
Well, I mean, they're not ogres,

1088
01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:58,830
but I think they still believe
in arranged marriages.

1089
01:05:59,915 --> 01:06:02,793
Corporate families
replaced royal families.

1090
01:06:03,502 --> 01:06:06,505
I'm the crowned prince
of McDonnagh Electric.

1091
01:06:08,215 --> 01:06:09,758
- It's irrelevant.
- No.

1092
01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:15,597
Yeah.

1093
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:22,938
- I could just tell them all to go to hell.
- Tell them to go to hell.

1094
01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:24,940
- Everyone, friends, parents.
- All of them.

1095
01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,358
All of them.

1096
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:29,569
What about you?

1097
01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:35,659
If somebody doesn't believe in me,
I can't believe in them.

1098
01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:40,497
You don't lie, do you?

1099
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,375
I don't have to lie.

1100
01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:51,299
This is gonna happen.

1101
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:54,678
Okay, I really want this to happen.

1102
01:07:30,172 --> 01:07:31,339
Yeah.

1103
01:08:23,892 --> 01:08:26,477
- Can I help you?
- I'm fine, thank you.

1104
01:08:26,478 --> 01:08:28,355
Something for the prom?

1105
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,481
Just looking.

1106
01:08:30,357 --> 01:08:32,484
Yeah, well, if you need anything...

1107
01:08:55,507 --> 01:08:57,134
This is trash.

1108
01:08:57,217 --> 01:08:59,052
It's very becoming.

1109
01:08:59,136 --> 01:09:02,764
Mother, it looks like I should be
standing on top of a wedding cake.

1110
01:09:02,848 --> 01:09:04,891
Oh, darling, don't I wish.

1111
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,475
And I hate this material.

1112
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,895
And by the way,
I cannot stand baby blue.

1113
01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,539
Well, do you know where he is?

1114
01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:30,500
<i>No, I'm sorry,
he didn't tell me where he was going.</i>

1115
01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:34,087
Okay, well, then if he calls or comes
home, can you just tell him to call me?

1116
01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:35,505
<i>- Who is this, please?</i>
- Andie.

1117
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,007
<i>- Who?</i>
- Andie.

1118
01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:39,634
<i>- Well, yes, could I have your number?</i>
- Yeah, no, he has the number.

1119
01:09:39,718 --> 01:09:41,636
<i>Well, fine, I'll leave him a note, dear.</i>

1120
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,305
Okay, thanks, bye.

1121
01:09:47,225 --> 01:09:49,060
Where the hell is he?

1122
01:09:54,482 --> 01:09:57,027
Don't fall in love, Ace.
You just won't like it.

1123
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:58,945
It's very complicated.

1124
01:10:24,471 --> 01:10:25,472
Andie!

1125
01:10:31,269 --> 01:10:32,479
Andie!

1126
01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,485
- Andie.
- Come in.

1127
01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:42,530
- Hi.
- Hi, Daddy.

1128
01:10:42,614 --> 01:10:44,491
I brought you something.

1129
01:10:45,367 --> 01:10:46,492
What is it?

1130
01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:49,496
Oh, just a little something
I picked up for you.

1131
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,251
Now, I know it's a little busy,

1132
01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:57,045
but I know you can make
something out of it, if you need to.

1133
01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:59,256
- Wow.
- Yeah, do you like it?

1134
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:01,925
- It's a beautiful color.
- Yeah.

1135
01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:03,510
- It's really pretty.
- Yeah.

1136
01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,513
God, it reminds me
so much of your mom.

1137
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:09,182
You know, she always wore pink,

1138
01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:11,810
and she looked so beautiful in it.

1139
01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:13,478
- It's okay.
- Okay.

1140
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,272
- Thank you.
- Okay.

1141
01:11:17,482 --> 01:11:19,484
- Daddy.
- What?

1142
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:23,363
I just want you to know
I really appreciate this.

1143
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:26,199
You know,
I think I can make something out of it.

1144
01:11:28,493 --> 01:11:31,496
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure. What?

1145
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,169
Where'd you get the money
to pay for this?

1146
01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:40,797
Well, it wasn't that much.
I had some money.

1147
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,507
From your new job?

1148
01:11:42,841 --> 01:11:44,551
Yeah, from my new job.

1149
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:48,430
I came home before work
on Wednesday,

1150
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:50,348
and your car was in the driveway.

1151
01:11:52,559 --> 01:11:54,227
You know, you didn't have to lie to me.

1152
01:11:54,311 --> 01:11:55,477
- Yes, I did.
- No, you didn't.

1153
01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:56,771
Yes, I did. I had a line on something,

1154
01:11:56,855 --> 01:11:57,856
and I missed the appointment.

1155
01:11:57,939 --> 01:12:00,483
- Oh, why'd you miss the appointment?
- It slipped my mind.

1156
01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:02,485
It didn't slip your mind.
You didn't want the job.

1157
01:12:02,569 --> 01:12:05,405
You just went to the counselor
because I forced you to. Am I right?

1158
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,698
Yeah, what's your point, Andie?

1159
01:12:06,781 --> 01:12:08,783
My point is you just didn't go!

1160
01:12:08,867 --> 01:12:10,910
You saying I deliberately
missed the appointment?

1161
01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:11,995
Yes.

1162
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:15,123
Is this how you feel about me?

1163
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:17,667
Yes.

1164
01:12:18,752 --> 01:12:21,838
- Well, I didn't know this.
- Well, now you do.

1165
01:12:22,797 --> 01:12:24,674
Oh, you know everything, now, huh?

1166
01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:27,552
You're 18, and you've got a scholarship,

1167
01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,637
- That's not fair.
- ...and you're grown up and free,

1168
01:12:29,721 --> 01:12:31,181
and I'm just an ignorant son of a bitch

1169
01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:33,558
- that never gave you anything.
- Hey, I never asked for anything.

1170
01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:34,934
Oh, that's brilliant!

1171
01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:37,062
Why can't you just forget her?

1172
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:38,688
It's late. You got school.

1173
01:12:38,772 --> 01:12:41,524
No, don't walk out on this!
Will you please just listen to me?

1174
01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:43,860
- Please?
- I've already been through this, Andie.

1175
01:12:43,943 --> 01:12:46,571
Sure, you go through it every day!
You're still going through it!

1176
01:12:46,654 --> 01:12:48,865
Why can't you just realize
that she's gone,

1177
01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:50,491
and she's not gonna come back?

1178
01:12:50,492 --> 01:12:52,452
She's never coming back!

1179
01:12:52,494 --> 01:12:55,121
- Shut up! God damn it!
- Why can't you accept it?

1180
01:12:55,205 --> 01:12:57,082
She's just gone! She...

1181
01:12:57,832 --> 01:12:59,876
Why can't you accept it?

1182
01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:05,048
Because I love her, that's why.

1183
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,259
Well, I loved her, too, you know.

1184
01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:12,514
She just didn't love us back.

1185
01:13:18,478 --> 01:13:19,896
Okay, she tried.

1186
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:23,149
I don't know, she just couldn't handle it.

1187
01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:25,693
Yeah, but I knew it.

1188
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,612
I knew it all along.

1189
01:13:27,862 --> 01:13:29,989
I mean, when I was five, I felt it.

1190
01:13:30,824 --> 01:13:33,410
Remember when she didn't come home
that time?

1191
01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:35,954
I knew it then. I knew why.

1192
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:39,707
I was 14 and I knew it.
You were 50 and you didn't.

1193
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:43,711
You know, you can't go on
living every day in the past.

1194
01:13:45,130 --> 01:13:47,132
She left us, Daddy. We didn't leave her.

1195
01:13:47,215 --> 01:13:50,427
There was nothing we could do about it.
It just happened.

1196
01:13:53,138 --> 01:13:56,599
Since when is a daughter supposed
to know more than her father?

1197
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,980
I've just been a blind fool.

1198
01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:06,693
And you're a blind fool
that needs a shave, too, you know that?

1199
01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:08,486
And I need a shave.

1200
01:14:10,738 --> 01:14:12,031
Well,

1201
01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:15,910
you better get to bed. You got school.

1202
01:14:16,411 --> 01:14:17,745
And I gotta hit the hay, too,

1203
01:14:17,829 --> 01:14:21,833
'cause I got a few things
I gotta do tomorrow, okay?

1204
01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:23,293
Okay.

1205
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:32,510
I would've got you some shoes,
but I didn't know your size.

1206
01:15:47,335 --> 01:15:48,336
Melanie.

1207
01:16:09,357 --> 01:16:10,483
How you doing?

1208
01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:12,860
Why haven't you called me?

1209
01:16:12,944 --> 01:16:14,654
Oh, I got nailed for the stable thing.

1210
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:17,323
I guess a groom saw us.
It's against club rules.

1211
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:19,867
I called you three times,
and I left messages.

1212
01:16:20,535 --> 01:16:21,578
Yeah?

1213
01:16:21,953 --> 01:16:23,204
Well, I didn't get them.

1214
01:16:23,288 --> 01:16:26,249
My family, they're irresponsible
about that stuff, you know.

1215
01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:28,501
I waited for you this morning.

1216
01:16:29,377 --> 01:16:31,504
- Yeah? Where?
- Parking lot.

1217
01:16:34,132 --> 01:16:36,509
I saw you,
and I thought that you saw me.

1218
01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:39,512
No.

1219
01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:43,474
What about prom, Blane?

1220
01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:47,979
Oh, Andie, I'm having a bad day.
Can we talk later?

1221
01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:49,897
No. What about prom?

1222
01:16:49,981 --> 01:16:51,190
Come on.
Why don't we just meet after school?

1223
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:53,818
- No! What about prom?
- Andie, come on.

1224
01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:55,111
- Just say it.
- What?

1225
01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:58,197
Just say it! I want to hear you say it.

1226
01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:01,491
Andie, please, all right.

1227
01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:03,369
I wanna hear you say it!

1228
01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:08,958
A month ago I asked somebody else,
and I forgot.

1229
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:10,293
You're a liar!

1230
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:12,337
You're a filthy, fucking, no-good liar!

1231
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,504
You don't have the guts
to tell me the truth!

1232
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,007
- Just say it!
- I'm not lying.

1233
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,175
- Tell me!
- What?

1234
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:18,508
- Tell me!
- What do you wanna hear?

1235
01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:20,178
- Just tell me!
- What?

1236
01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:22,347
- You're ashamed to be seen with me!
- No, I am not!

1237
01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:23,890
- You're ashamed to go out with me!
- I am not.

1238
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:24,974
- You're afraid.
- No, I am...

1239
01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:27,852
You're terrified your goddamn
rich friends won't approve!

1240
01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:31,064
Just say it! Just tell me the truth!

1241
01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:39,197
You don't understand that
it has nothing at all to do with you.

1242
01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:41,491
Andie!

1243
01:17:43,534 --> 01:17:44,744
Andie!

1244
01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:08,184
Forget about it, man.
It's not worth getting upset over.

1245
01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:10,186
Why don't you just take off, Steff?
Please.

1246
01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:11,562
Well, listen, any girl that did that to me

1247
01:18:11,646 --> 01:18:14,607
I would not be too jazzed
to hold onto, Blane.

1248
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:18,485
It's not worth it, man. I told you
it wasn't gonna work, you know.

1249
01:18:18,486 --> 01:18:21,489
The girl was, is
and will always be <i>nada.</i>

1250
01:18:53,730 --> 01:18:55,481
You got a problem, friend?

1251
01:19:14,459 --> 01:19:15,501
Come on.

1252
01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:32,143
All right! All right!

1253
01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:44,655
That's nice, huh?

1254
01:20:01,506 --> 01:20:02,715
Andie?

1255
01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:05,760
- Yeah?
- You're Andie, aren't you?

1256
01:20:05,927 --> 01:20:08,512
Yeah, I am. How do you know me?

1257
01:20:08,513 --> 01:20:10,598
Well, Iona told me. I'm Terrence.

1258
01:20:11,057 --> 01:20:12,058
Terry.

1259
01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:14,060
Oh, the pet shop. Right?

1260
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,436
Yeah, among other things.

1261
01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:17,021
She's in the bedroom getting ready.

1262
01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,398
You might wanna go in there
and tell her to shake her tail feather.

1263
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:21,442
- We're late.
- Okay.

1264
01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:26,113
Iona?

1265
01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:30,493
Nice to meet you.

1266
01:20:46,384 --> 01:20:49,512
- Iona?
- Hi, honey, I'm in here.

1267
01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:53,432
Laugh and I'll deck you.

1268
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:54,851
What happened?

1269
01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:59,313
Either it's all those drugs
I took in the '60s,

1270
01:20:59,397 --> 01:21:01,983
or I am really in love.

1271
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:06,404
What do you think? Honestly.

1272
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:09,240
Honestly, I think you look great.

1273
01:21:09,824 --> 01:21:11,325
Oh, I look like a mother.

1274
01:21:11,409 --> 01:21:15,079
No. Well, yeah, a little, but that's okay.

1275
01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:17,999
You look happy.

1276
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,001
I am.

1277
01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,796
It's weird, but I... Did you meet him?

1278
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,882
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1279
01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:30,303
He's a yuppie, but he's so nice.

1280
01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:32,680
He's employed. He's heterosexual.

1281
01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:35,850
I swear to God, I'm so far ahead
of the game, next time you see me

1282
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:38,519
I'll probably be picking out
my china pattern or something.

1283
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:43,608
Hey, are you all right? No, you're not.

1284
01:21:44,609 --> 01:21:47,486
- What, did I blow your mind?
- No, that's not it.

1285
01:21:48,446 --> 01:21:49,614
Is it boy trouble?

1286
01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:53,492
- The worst?
- Way beyond.

1287
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:55,912
He backed out on me.

1288
01:21:56,746 --> 01:22:00,291
He said he asked somebody else,
and he forgot about it.

1289
01:22:02,126 --> 01:22:05,046
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

1290
01:22:08,507 --> 01:22:10,343
I'm so humiliated.

1291
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,888
I could've killed him! I swear!

1292
01:22:14,513 --> 01:22:16,682
You know, I just walked right into it.

1293
01:22:16,766 --> 01:22:19,060
No, no.

1294
01:22:19,977 --> 01:22:22,813
Oh, love is awful, isn't it?

1295
01:22:25,483 --> 01:22:26,776
It's okay.

1296
01:22:36,494 --> 01:22:38,913
You remember when I...
And when you said that

1297
01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,499
if I wanted your prom dress
I could have it?

1298
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,502
Well, I need it. I want it.

1299
01:22:46,671 --> 01:22:49,423
- What for?
- I just need it.

1300
01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:52,802
Okay.

1301
01:22:56,222 --> 01:22:57,515
It's yours.

1302
01:24:39,950 --> 01:24:42,661
Oh, my God. Look at you.

1303
01:24:44,622 --> 01:24:45,873
Another first.

1304
01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:48,334
Your guy's gonna fall to the floor
when he comes in.

1305
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:49,502
No, he won't.

1306
01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:51,128
The hell he's not.

1307
01:24:51,504 --> 01:24:54,256
No, he really won't. He's not coming.

1308
01:24:54,632 --> 01:24:56,509
- What?
- It's okay.

1309
01:24:57,510 --> 01:24:59,762
- I'm gonna go.
- Alone?

1310
01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:03,182
Yeah, I'm not sad about it. I'm not hurt.

1311
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:06,477
I mean, you know, I am hurt a little bit.

1312
01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:09,313
But I know if I don't do it
I'll just feel a lot worse.

1313
01:25:09,396 --> 01:25:12,691
I'm just gonna go in,
walk in, walk out and come home.

1314
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:14,735
You sure?

1315
01:25:17,321 --> 01:25:19,323
I just wanna let them know
that they didn't break me.

1316
01:26:01,740 --> 01:26:03,492
- Open up.
- Thank you.

1317
01:26:04,493 --> 01:26:05,661
You're such trash.

1318
01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:20,676
Well, as soon as anybody's ready
to go upstairs and get serious,

1319
01:26:20,759 --> 01:26:22,261
just let me know.

1320
01:26:22,344 --> 01:26:24,221
We've only been here an hour.

1321
01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:27,224
We can go up and come back
down again, Benny, all right.

1322
01:26:27,308 --> 01:26:29,310
Did you look at the suite?

1323
01:26:29,602 --> 01:26:33,480
It's $300 a night, Benny.
It's not gonna be a palace, okay?

1324
01:26:33,856 --> 01:26:35,482
I think we should stay for a while.

1325
01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:38,485
We're not gonna see these people
for much longer.

1326
01:26:38,944 --> 01:26:41,197
Come on, it's kind of the end, okay?

1327
01:26:41,572 --> 01:26:43,866
I don't give a shit what you do.

1328
01:27:17,191 --> 01:27:18,192
Damn it.

1329
01:27:58,482 --> 01:27:59,483
Oh, my God!

1330
01:28:02,903 --> 01:28:04,530
You're here! What happened?

1331
01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:08,450
- Well, I guess you're looking at it.
- Oh, wow, you look great.

1332
01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:11,954
Thanks, you look stunning, really.

1333
01:28:12,830 --> 01:28:14,415
It's breathtaking.

1334
01:28:15,666 --> 01:28:17,500
No, and listen, I want you to know,

1335
01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:19,920
despite my appearance at this function,

1336
01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:24,008
I remain now and will always be
a Duck Man.

1337
01:28:30,514 --> 01:28:32,308
May I admire you?

1338
01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:34,601
Oh, if you wish.

1339
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,024
Let's plow.

1340
01:29:22,149 --> 01:29:23,484
Should we dance?

1341
01:29:25,319 --> 01:29:26,987
It wouldn't be unheard of.

1342
01:29:31,825 --> 01:29:34,119
A little, lingering doubt perhaps, Blane?

1343
01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:36,497
You know,
you gotta give her credit though.

1344
01:29:36,538 --> 01:29:38,498
I mean, after you dumped her,

1345
01:29:38,499 --> 01:29:39,917
she certainly went out and found herself

1346
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:43,295
what I'd have to say is probably
the most interesting date

1347
01:29:43,379 --> 01:29:45,089
- that our generation...
- Steff.

1348
01:29:48,008 --> 01:29:49,343
You buy everything, Steff.

1349
01:29:49,426 --> 01:29:51,678
You couldn't buy her, though.
That's what's killing you, isn't it?

1350
01:29:51,762 --> 01:29:54,098
- I don't wanna listen to this.
- Steff.

1351
01:29:54,515 --> 01:29:56,225
That's it, Steff.

1352
01:29:57,476 --> 01:29:59,478
She thinks you're shit,

1353
01:30:00,938 --> 01:30:03,399
and deep down you know she's right.

1354
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:18,914
Hi.

1355
01:30:20,457 --> 01:30:21,458
Hi.

1356
01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:37,349
You don't need me to say I'm sorry.

1357
01:30:37,683 --> 01:30:40,727
It's done. It's over with. I'm fine.

1358
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:45,441
Oh, well, if that's true, then I'm glad.

1359
01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:52,739
It's not true.

1360
01:30:54,158 --> 01:30:56,201
It doesn't matter, does it?

1361
01:30:57,536 --> 01:30:59,246
You told me
you couldn't believe in somebody

1362
01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:01,874
who didn't believe in you.
I believed in you.

1363
01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:04,168
I always believed in you.

1364
01:31:05,252 --> 01:31:07,296
You just didn't believe in me.

1365
01:31:12,593 --> 01:31:14,011
I love you.

1366
01:31:20,726 --> 01:31:22,019
Always.

1367
01:31:30,611 --> 01:31:31,862
Andie,

1368
01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:35,908
he came here alone.

1369
01:31:39,495 --> 01:31:43,248
Okay, you're right.
He's not like the others.

1370
01:31:48,128 --> 01:31:49,796
If you don't go to him now,

1371
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:51,840
I'm never gonna take you
to another prom ever again,

1372
01:31:51,924 --> 01:31:53,133
you hear me?

1373
01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:57,596
I mean, this is an incredibly romantic
moment, and you're ruining it for me.

1374
01:32:02,434 --> 01:32:03,560
Thanks, Duckie.

1375
01:32:06,563 --> 01:32:07,898
Go ahead.

1376
01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:44,476
Blane.

1377
01:32:45,305 --> 01:33:45,837
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