1 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:13,249 ♪ Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi ♪ 2 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:16,082 ♪ It's the wild saveloy ♪ 3 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:20,458 ♪ Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, saveloy ♪ 4 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:23,582 ♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy ♪ 5 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:25,790 ♪ Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yummy ♪ 6 00:00:25,791 --> 00:00:28,415 ♪ I feel sorry for the common man ♪ 7 00:00:28,416 --> 00:00:29,957 ♪ And the world ♪ 8 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:34,790 ♪ I feel sorry for the common man ♪ 9 00:00:34,791 --> 00:00:36,499 [intense rock song ends] 10 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,415 [interviewer] How did your gig go on Friday? 11 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:41,707 [Felix] Yeah, uh, very good, thank you. 12 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:45,625 We're having a nice time here, uh, in Mid... 13 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:52,957 West South Fest, and we're supp... here to promote the, uh, single, 14 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:56,290 "Extraterrestrial Lady Parts." 15 00:00:56,291 --> 00:01:02,166 Um, we are a band called Fast Ghost, based out of, uh, London. 16 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:05,415 And public service announcement, 17 00:01:05,416 --> 00:01:08,832 I lost my passport yesterday or the day before, 18 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:12,415 so please, if you see Felix Remen's passport, 19 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:15,041 please can you send it to... 20 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:18,458 uh... base camp. 21 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,333 And I will find it, and I will thank you... reward you... 22 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:25,791 -Thank you. -[clears throat] 23 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:30,915 Oh God, help us. Did not know you were there. 24 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,207 Can we, uh... Can we chat a moment? 25 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,791 Wow, that's never good. [chuckles] 26 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:38,333 Listen, Jessica... [scoffs] 27 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:41,249 -I like you. Uh... -Thank you. 28 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:44,290 You're... You're perfectly adequate to have around. 29 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:46,540 But I brought you to London 30 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:49,915 because I'd heard that you always got the job done. 31 00:01:49,916 --> 00:01:56,915 Now, honestly, since you've arrived, you seem to have been at loose ends. Hmm? 32 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,540 -I don't... -Ah, hush. 33 00:01:58,541 --> 00:02:02,082 James Wenlich-Rice starts prep in two weeks. 34 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:05,499 This is a man who's won an Academy Award. 35 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:09,457 Of course, for Bird in a Pipe, a searing exploration of sex workers. 36 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:15,165 Yeah. I haven't seen it, but I need you to be fully present and accounted for. 37 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:18,082 Because he's an incredibly complex director to handle. 38 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:20,249 Yeah, I'm so excited to meet him. 39 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:23,707 I feel like moving across the ocean is a little bit intense sometimes. 40 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,499 -But I feel like I'm adjusting. -Fabulous. 41 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:31,040 Uh, Josie has a list of ten behaviors to avoid from here on out. 42 00:02:31,041 --> 00:02:32,125 Look at me. 43 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:36,207 Now, some of them are cultural, some are personal, 44 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:41,540 but all of them will benefit you in life wherever you go after here. 45 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:43,332 Mm, thanks. 46 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:48,415 Okay. Um... You've been eating quite smelly lunches. 47 00:02:48,416 --> 00:02:53,832 Including a very few antisocial flavor of crisps, such as prawn. 48 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:57,290 [sighs] You played a few voice memos from your mum out loud, 49 00:02:57,291 --> 00:02:59,249 and she's not possessed of the gentlest tone. 50 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:02,874 Like, that one actually is kind of true, so maybe just keep playing that quiet. 51 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:06,249 You say, "I have to pee," which forces us to visualize what you're doing there, 52 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,582 instead of saying, "I'll just pop to the loo." 53 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,249 When you change your shoes, 54 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,749 just maybe do it before you get into the office, 55 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,790 because Jonno's really sensitive to smell, 56 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:18,332 and he says that your feet smell bad, and I feel awkward saying that to you. 57 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,082 -You don't know they're mine. -We don't. 58 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:23,415 'Cause I feel like other people do change their shoes as well. 59 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:27,749 -[drums playing beat] -♪ No limitations ♪ 60 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,540 ♪ Stay while this day unfolds ♪ 61 00:03:30,541 --> 00:03:32,749 -What are you looking at? -[man] I love it. 62 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:37,790 ♪ Complications Your life is bathed in... ♪ 63 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:39,790 You're getting bored of it? [laughs] 64 00:03:39,791 --> 00:03:42,374 ♪ Lookin' at... see our reflection ♪ 65 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:45,624 ♪ Can't remember the next line ♪ 66 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,915 Can you do like a little trilly, like a... 67 00:03:47,916 --> 00:03:50,874 [trills wildly] 68 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:53,124 I feel like we should get you in on the backing. 69 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:54,999 -Yeah! -That's amazin'. 70 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,082 [Felix laughs] 71 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:58,832 -[man] That drumming was amazing. -Yeah, nice. 72 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:01,624 You're getting tighter every day, man. Tighter every day. 73 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,999 So, how long are you saying we should hold it for now? 74 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,957 Does it feel like the right length to you? 75 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:08,874 -[man] One, two, three. -Three. 76 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:11,916 [group] ♪ Are you for real? ♪ 77 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,124 -So, Felix Ramen. -[hesitates] Remen. 78 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:18,957 Remen, sorry. Are you looking for work? 79 00:04:18,958 --> 00:04:22,415 Yeah. Uh, yeah, but, um, like I was saying, like, 80 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:26,499 the main thing I've been doing is trying to write songs and stuff at the moment. 81 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,249 Is that paying work? 82 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:32,665 No, so I have been paid to make music, just not to make my own music. 83 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:34,290 But, like, it will become paying work. 84 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:37,957 It's just the problem is if I'm spending all my time trying to find other work, 85 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:41,082 then I don't have the time to make that work. 86 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:43,583 Like, my main work. 87 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:46,082 So I have applied for lots of different jobs. 88 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,749 It's just, I don't know, when your CV says 89 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:53,165 session guitarist in a bunch of punk, trash-punk, whatever bands, 90 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:54,540 they're not jumping to make you 91 00:04:54,541 --> 00:04:56,583 the manager of a pasta restaurant, you know? 92 00:04:57,333 --> 00:05:01,791 I'm not trying to be a brat about it. It's just taken me a while to get to... 93 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:04,499 Like, I don't do drugs anymore. 94 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,375 I don't drink. I'm a normal... 95 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:09,166 It's just, like, for a couple of months. 96 00:05:09,916 --> 00:05:11,250 You know... 97 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:14,540 I'm actually a bit of a muso myself. 98 00:05:14,541 --> 00:05:18,665 I have a band here, the Job Centre Jug Jammers. 99 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,875 Oh cool. Well, so... 100 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:24,124 Is that, like... you play the jugs, or... 101 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:26,540 It's a rhythm and blues, '90s style. 102 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:29,749 Um, we just call it that 'cause of the multiple Js. 103 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,249 'Cause of, um, Janet and John and, uh, Jimmy. 104 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:33,583 -[Felix] Right. -Uh... 105 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,791 I'm Mike, but... it doesn't matter. 106 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,874 Well, do you want to play me some of your tracks? 107 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:44,958 -I'll let you know if they have promise. -[airy guitar music playing] 108 00:05:46,833 --> 00:05:48,833 [siren wailing in distance] 109 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,582 [Jess] Dear Wendy Jones. 110 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:57,707 Do you ever have trouble being present where you actually are? 111 00:05:57,708 --> 00:06:01,040 Like, do you ever find yourself, say, having dinner with my ex-boyfriend 112 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:03,458 while you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend? 113 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,290 Or are you, like, studying Buddhism 114 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:08,749 in addition to everything else you got going on? 115 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:12,415 Okay, we have a lighting budget, bitch. [clears throat] 116 00:06:12,416 --> 00:06:14,582 I can't believe you can spend all that time on numbers. 117 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,915 I can't count beyond ten. It makes my head hurt. 118 00:06:16,916 --> 00:06:20,124 [chuckles] You can. You just don't want to. 119 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,500 Do you want to? 120 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,915 No, but I want to have a job, 121 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:26,874 and I do what I have to do in order to have a job. 122 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:29,124 I mean, isn't adulthood just a series of things 123 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:31,540 that we don't want to do but we have to? 124 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:32,999 No, I think it's like, 125 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,707 trying to make sure you can do the things that you actually do want to do. 126 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:38,208 Is this the job you always wanted? 127 00:06:38,791 --> 00:06:40,790 What kind of question is that? 128 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:44,374 Literally just a question because I'm curious about you. 129 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:45,458 Oh. 130 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:50,708 Well, yeah, I mean, it's similar to what I really wanted to do. 131 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:54,290 What about you? Have you always wanted to be a musician? 132 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:56,666 Uh, not really. 133 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,332 I mean, I'm not saying I became a musician out of revenge, but... 134 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:02,832 I think I got my first guitar when I was 15. 135 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:05,207 I was trying to impress Angelica Proctor. 136 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:08,207 She took my virginity in her mum's bed at a house party. 137 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,749 Then she dumped me for some guy 138 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:12,166 that she met at the Stone Circle at Glastonbury. 139 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,582 Well, was she impressed? 140 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:16,957 She did actually come to a gig like ten years later 141 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,665 and tried to shag me, so... 142 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:19,999 -"Tried"? -As in... 143 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:25,332 Yeah, very much successfully managed to shag me, um, yeah. 144 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,790 -I have a question. Um... -Hmm? 145 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:30,415 Do you know how Americans are really horny for the British accent? 146 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:32,749 Like, everything you say sounds really sexy and chic. 147 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,874 Does it go both ways? Like... 148 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:38,165 Do you guys think that our accents are, like, really cute? 149 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,333 Um... 150 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:44,583 -I find your accent cute. -So, no. [chuckles] 151 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:50,249 I, um... I can't stay up late tonight. 152 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,499 I have a meeting at 8:30. 153 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:56,915 -What, like a dinner meeting? -No, like a breakfast meeting. 154 00:07:56,916 --> 00:07:59,582 -Like, in the morning, before breakfast. -What, a.m.? 155 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,415 -Yeah. -Gross. 156 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:04,874 Anyways, we've been staying up really late, and it's been really lovely, 157 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,249 but my boss had to talk to me today, and it was... 158 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,500 Uh-oh, did you get a bollocking? 159 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,332 Uh, I would never let my boss fuck me. 160 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,041 -Especially in the ass. -[laughs] 161 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,041 -What is wrong with you? -[laughs] What the fuck? 162 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:22,624 [inhales sharply] A bollocking. Like, did he tell you off? 163 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:25,457 Did he have a word with you? Like, "I gave him a bollocking." 164 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:28,249 I've never heard that. Are you making that up? 165 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:31,040 No, that's like an English phrase. That's like an idiom. 166 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,874 You're literally lying. [chuckles] 167 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:35,749 Google it. It doesn't mean fucking someone in the arse. 168 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,165 I got scared that you thought I cheated on you. 169 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:40,457 I would never do that to my fiancé. 170 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:45,249 I really need to be on my A game, so tonight you can't keep me awake. 171 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,874 I think you're the one who's been keeping me awake. 172 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,499 Here. Let me help you with that. 173 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,374 -You're deleting. -Sorry. 174 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:54,457 -You're adding and deleting. [giggles] -[softly] Sorry. 175 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,458 You're not even gonna eat your pho? 176 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:59,999 -Pho sure. I'm gonna eat it. -Oh my God. 177 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,290 [Felix] Okay, let's have a do-over. 178 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,665 You can't eat this cold. It won't be divine that way. 179 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:06,082 [Jess chuckles] 180 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:09,165 You know, you can be a little genius with your spreadsheet, 181 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:12,540 but I've noticed that you're not always that kind to yourself. 182 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:14,082 What do you mean? 183 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:17,249 Well, like eating your pho freezing cold, for example. 184 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,790 Or washing your face 185 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,207 with those really rough towels that you've got. 186 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:23,582 Or sleeping with the curtains wide open. 187 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:26,165 If I don't sleep with curtains open, how will I know it's morning? 188 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,499 If I don't know it's morning, I'll keep sleeping. 189 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,707 And I might as well be asleep for forever. I might as well be dead. 190 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:35,375 I'll tell you when it's morning. I can be the curtains. 191 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:43,124 -["Touch Tank" by Quinnie playing] -♪ Cancelled a hot hipster threesome ♪ 192 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,665 ♪ For you ♪ 193 00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:46,874 -♪ 'Cause I preach a freedom... ♪ -[chuckles] 194 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:47,790 Sorry. 195 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:50,332 -[giggles] -♪ A fucking great excuse ♪ 196 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,707 ♪ Plus, I'd rather get naked ♪ 197 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:55,040 ♪ And swim in your blow-up pool... ♪ 198 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:57,624 -Wait. Where you going? -[both laugh] 199 00:09:57,625 --> 00:10:00,249 -Don't you want to go on the floor? -Yeah, let's do it. 200 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,707 ♪ And question your tattoos... ♪ 201 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:05,000 -Is that enough room? Yeah? -Yeah. 202 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,415 ♪ When he goes down on me ♪ 203 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:12,832 ♪ Gold-skinned, eager baby Blue shirt out the laundry... ♪ 204 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:15,999 -There's so many layers. -It's a little dress, but so there's much. 205 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,165 -I'm going to avoid the tender bit. -Thank you. 206 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:24,040 ♪ So I think he wants to be gentle With me ♪ 207 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:27,415 [Felix] I actually can't believe that you've never watched Paddington. 208 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:29,040 I've watched it like 20 times. 209 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:31,874 [chuckles] What? It's a kids' movie. 210 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,790 My nephew doesn't like kids' movies. His favorite is The English Patient. 211 00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:36,874 Shh. Watch this bit. This bit's really important. 212 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,750 It's actually where they set the whole story up. 213 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:42,915 I know all the details seem really random now, 214 00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:45,290 but they come back later, so you have to concentrate, okay? 215 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,207 Hmm. 216 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:48,958 -[Paddington] Uncle Pastuzo! -Oh God, I fucking hate this bit. 217 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,125 Are you scared? 218 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:53,541 [Felix] Yeah, 'cause I know what's coming. 219 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:57,249 But they find Uncle Pastuzo, right? 220 00:10:57,250 --> 00:11:00,833 -[Paddington] Uncle Pastuzo! -[Felix, crying] No. 221 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:06,582 That's the problem. They don't find the... They literally never find him. 222 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:10,125 That is really sad. Why would they do that in a kids' movie? 223 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,624 The graphics actually hold up really well. 224 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,083 -Don't you think? -Mm-hmm. 225 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:20,541 [Felix] This bit is ridiculous. 226 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:23,750 -It's so real. -[Jess] Mm-hmm. 227 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:27,291 [Felix] Oh yeah. This is the bit, actually. 228 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,458 This is the worst bit. 229 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:33,125 He looks so little in his boat. 230 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,540 {\an8}-[speaks indistinctly] -[Wendy squeals] Yes! 231 00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:40,540 {\an8}Yes, oh my God. We're getting married! 232 00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:43,249 {\an8}-[exclaims] -[Felix] You need to brace yourself. 233 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:46,249 {\an8}It doesn't get funny, like, for quite a while. 234 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:50,082 [shakily] Yeah, I love this movie. It's so good. It's making me cry. 235 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,999 He's all like... He's, like, lookin' at us. Like, oh God. 236 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,874 -[Jess] It's so sad. -[Felix] He's lost his fucking uncle. 237 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,208 He doesn't know if he's gonna see her again. 238 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:04,124 He's, like, so cute, and he's, like... [voice fading] 239 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,040 [Zev] "It's not the destination that matters." 240 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,124 "It's the change of scene." Brian Eno. 241 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,124 [Wendy] Let's change scenes together forever. 242 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,958 [Zev] "It's not the destination that matters, it's the change of..." 243 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,499 [Wendy] Let's change scenes together forever. 244 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,332 [Zev] "It's not the destination that matters." 245 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,540 "It's not the destination that matters." Brian Eno. 246 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:20,999 {\an8}[Wendy] Let's change scenes. 247 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,040 {\an8}[Zev] "It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene." 248 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,082 {\an8}[voices distorting and swirling] 249 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,000 [Paddington's mom] You must find a new home. 250 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:32,499 -In London. -But... but I don't know anyone there. 251 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,333 What if they don't even like bears? 252 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,124 You know... 253 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:39,165 Is your heart made of fucking stone? What... What...? 254 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,957 She's just put a fucking tag around his neck that's like... 255 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:44,915 That says, "Please look after this bear." 256 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,332 Oh my God, I know it's really sad. 257 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,749 She doesn't know what's gonna happen to him. 258 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,499 She's like... Oh, now there's a fucking hat on his head. 259 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,457 But I'm worried that now, when we get to the end of the film, 260 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,790 you're not gonna have the ammo to, like... 261 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:59,249 -No, I... I was almost crying too. -Enjoy it. 262 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,124 Soon as you started crying. I was like, "One of us has to be strong." 263 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:06,374 Yeah, basically, 'cause he's got so much marmalade, that's a signal for us. 264 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,540 That's like, "Okay. Cheer up, guys. Marmalade time." 265 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,540 It's gonna be okay. He's gonna have a... sandwich. 266 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,625 [both moaning] 267 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:21,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 268 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,500 [both exhale deeply] 269 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,041 [sighs] 270 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,957 [giggles] I can't believe you did that. That's crazy. 271 00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:45,790 You can't tell me movie trivia during sex. 272 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,082 Do you want me to quote the whole of The Matrix? 273 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,999 -No. -I can quote the whole film off by heart. 274 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,625 Please don't do that. 275 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,374 Where are you going? 276 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:57,124 Well, I have to go to the bathroom 'cause I'm not about that UTI life. 277 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,665 Is that why you're walking like that? 278 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:01,958 You know this walk. It's a female classic. 279 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,124 [Felix] Yeah, I've seen it before. 280 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:08,333 I just wanted to hear you say it out loud, that you're basically smuggling cum now. 281 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,416 That you're a cum smuggler. 282 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:12,790 Mm. 283 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,415 [Felix] Have you got a permit? 284 00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:16,499 [Jess laughs] 285 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,958 Hey, baby? 286 00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:22,499 -Would you still love me if I was a worm? -[urinating] 287 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,707 -[Zev] Um, what's the context? -[Wendy] Hey! 288 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:28,457 Well, I mean, when I meet you, are you actually a worm, 289 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:31,665 or is this some sort of Kafkaesque transformation? 290 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,082 Like, I become a worm. 291 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,416 Like, bam, you wake up, I'm next to you, I'm a worm. 292 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,583 [Zev] Um... 293 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,582 I'd miss you. I'd mourn you. 294 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,290 I'd be in recovery my whole life from losing you. 295 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:48,040 I'd keep you in a little terrarium and feed you the best worm food. 296 00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,040 [Wendy] Mm. 297 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:52,833 But I don't think our relationship would remain romantic. 298 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,707 -[Wendy] That's a good answer. -[sighs] 299 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,707 Baby, would you still love me if I were a worm? 300 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,165 [Zev sighs] I refuse to be party to this trend. 301 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,332 Think about it. Some kid in Arkansas makes a video, and what? 302 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,165 We're all supposed to emulate it in our spare time? 303 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:09,457 Sounds pretty nonsensical, doesn't it? 304 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,541 [somber music playing] 305 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,165 Would you still love me if I was a worm? 306 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:19,165 Would you still love me if I was a worm? Would you still love me if I was a worm? 307 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,957 [Jess] Wendy, some days my mind just loops over and over 308 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,082 as I think about the fact that if we hung out, 309 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,915 you probably would love me. 310 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:29,749 You'd be like, "Wow, Jess. She's so real." 311 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:33,874 Instead, you've been fed some story that makes me impossible to empathize with. 312 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,124 Just wait until we show the boys this. 313 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,707 -[gasps] There's boys coming over? -Well, just at the high school dance. 314 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,957 [upbeat oldies tune playing] 315 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,832 -You want to try it? -[gasps] Wow, it's really chic and French. 316 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:45,833 [Wendy] Mm. 317 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:50,500 Whoo! 318 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:54,582 -Mm! -[Jess] Or maybe you feel sorry for me. 319 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,999 -Like a girl who really did become a worm. -[intense music playing] 320 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,665 You're everything I disdain in this world. 321 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:01,957 Wait, why? 322 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,415 -Because. -[music swells] 323 00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,250 Because I want to hook up with you. 324 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,415 Can... can I hook up with you? 325 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,124 I mean, you can do whatever you want. 326 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,874 You have the power. [sighs] 327 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,250 But what if I want you to own me? 328 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,166 [sounds distort] 329 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:30,874 -[unsettling chimes fade] -[sirens wailing in distance] 330 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:34,708 [mellow, contemplative music playing] 331 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,790 Um, I wasn't having a bathroom problem. 332 00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:48,416 I was texting my mom, just so you know. 333 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,958 Well, I didn't think you were having a bathroom problem. 334 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,375 Are you okay? 335 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,750 Uh, yeah. I'm just having a cigarette. 336 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,458 Come here. 337 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:04,875 Come here. 338 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,333 [sighs] I really have to go to sleep. 339 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,499 -Okay. -Okay. 340 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,457 -I'm not stopping you. -[chuckles] Okay. 341 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,541 [both moaning] 342 00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:34,665 [contestant] ...my style. I'm not for everybody... 343 00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:37,416 Now, this is relaxing. 344 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,457 So you're staring at your phone all the way through Paddington. 345 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:43,540 And then now this, 346 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:47,665 a show about people getting their dreams shattered by Alan Carr, 347 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,540 is somehow chilling you out? 348 00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,165 I mean, yeah. I feel like 349 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:55,665 you have to watch people whose lives are worse than yours to relax. 350 00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:58,999 If I really wanted to conk out, if I wanted to fall asleep right away, 351 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,165 I'd watch Dateline. 352 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:04,332 We'd be watching an unsolved murder about a respected female pastor. 353 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,415 Right. 354 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,790 I feel like that really puts yourself in perspective. 355 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:11,082 I mean, she's really not coming back from that, and it's really sad. 356 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,832 And it's also like, it's sad, and it's... Ugh, I hate watching it. It's... 357 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,582 I hate that that happened to her. [grunts] I'm falling asleep. 358 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,957 Okay, so... [inhales sharply] 359 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,457 - Murder - Mm-hmm. 360 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,999 Murder is relaxing for you. 361 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,457 But, like, a sweet film about a bear... What? It's giving you a panic attack? 362 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,374 Like, what? 363 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:33,540 It makes me feel like... I can't relate as much. 364 00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:35,999 I'm not... I'm not the bear, you know? 365 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,999 Like, the bear found his family, found his people... 366 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,791 And look at me. I didn't. 367 00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:45,541 But there is a bit of Paddington about you too, don't you think? 368 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,915 [laughs] What do you mean? 369 00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,624 Like, I don't know. 370 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:53,207 The way you've come over from America with a little tag around your neck 371 00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,375 that says, "Please look after this girl." 372 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,708 Like, I don't heat everyone's noodles up. 373 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,499 And for some reason, I'm genuinely worried about 374 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,375 the amount of time you're spending on your phone and stuff. 375 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:09,625 I don't know. There's something about you that makes me want to take care of you. 376 00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:15,415 [Jess] Well, anyways, you like me now, but what if I gold-pants you? 377 00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,165 What if you what? [laughs] 378 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,582 -What? -[laughs] What if I gold-pants you? 379 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,665 That's what we used to call it in college. 380 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:24,874 Where you'd be really horny for someone and then suddenly repulsed. 381 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,457 Like, my friend Jeanette used to date this guy 382 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,624 who was really sexy and cool and mature. 383 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,249 And then one day he came to pick her up for a date, 384 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,083 and he was wearing gold pants. 385 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:35,665 [Felix] Oh. 386 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:38,416 -Have you ever been gold-pantsed? -Mm... 387 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:44,665 I mean, there is one girl who, 388 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:49,874 basically, we'd just have sex every year on my birthday for like nine years. 389 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,749 Wow. That's commitment. 390 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:56,207 And then one year, I woke up in her bed the morning after, 391 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:59,415 and she was eating the leftover Chinese food 392 00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:00,833 that we'd had the night before. 393 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:03,624 M'kay, so no food in bed, I guess. 394 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,790 No, I eat in bed all the time. I literally eat my meals in bed. 395 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:10,041 But it was something more about, like, 396 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,040 her eyes were just sort of really vacant. 397 00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:17,540 Like she wasn't even enjoying it 'cause that would almost be hot in a way. 398 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:20,791 But there was just this look that she had of... 399 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:28,500 I guess desperation or like a need that would never be fulfilled. 400 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,791 And there was something about it that just really... 401 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,541 I don't know. I guess it scared me. 402 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,540 Does that count? Is that gold-pants material? 403 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,666 Yeah, you got the ick. 404 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:46,124 How long have you been sober? 405 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,416 Um, like two and a half weeks. 406 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:57,832 [laughs] It's actually been like... No, I'm actually doing really well. 407 00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:58,915 I couldn't tell. 408 00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,707 -I've done like nearly three years. -[laughs] Okay. 409 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,790 Of like sober sober 'cause I stopped... 410 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:07,166 I obviously had to stop the harder stuff a bit before the booze, but... 411 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,540 Like, I'm not a member of a program, 412 00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:12,499 but I do have one of those silly counter apps on my phone. 413 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,499 -What was, like, your rock bottom? -Oh man. 414 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,166 Like, there was one time when, uh... 415 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:23,208 I went on a bender and had sex with my sister. 416 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,207 ...'s friend. My sister's friend. 417 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,040 -[laughs] -Oh my God. 418 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,374 -That's psychotic. -Yeah. 419 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,499 You scared me so bad. I was sitting here thinking, like, 420 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,790 "I guess we could talk through it. People make mistakes." 421 00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:42,290 It was just, like, a really messy night. We'd known each other since we were ten. 422 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,791 We were never really that into each other, but... 423 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,499 I woke up and, like, was completely out of it. 424 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,124 I think she must have been on her period 425 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:53,040 'cause it looked like I'd murdered her, and I'd shat myself. 426 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,249 She had a mirrored ceiling for some reason. 427 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,707 -So I could see the whole thing. -Oh my God. 428 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,999 And, like, the weird thing is, like, that wasn't even enough to stop me. 429 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,082 [sighs] 430 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,957 In the end, I think it was just like, I don't know, 431 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,582 trying to be a musician or whatever. 432 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:10,874 And like, if you're fucked the whole time, you can't write music, can you? 433 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,500 Or you can, but it would be fucking shit, so... 434 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,124 And then when I stopped using, 435 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,625 I started to remember all this stuff from my past. 436 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,291 [gently] Like what? 437 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,666 Oh, you know. Just like... 438 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:29,040 boring... stuff. 439 00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:31,457 -[cell phone ringing] -[Jess chuckles] 440 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,583 Hello, Mother. 441 00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:34,750 [inhales sharply] 442 00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:37,749 I mean, honestly, I could take out a restraining order 443 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,207 against her at this point. 444 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,207 [ringing stops] 445 00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:42,374 I mean, if you're talking that much, 446 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,832 she's not really giving you a chance, is she? 447 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:47,915 I think with British families, it's more like birds. 448 00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:51,415 They boot you out the nest the second you don't need your worms chewing. 449 00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:54,457 [chuckles] Well, Jewish women are like clothespins. 450 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:57,166 It hurts when they attach themselves to you. 451 00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:58,875 Nice. 452 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,666 What about your dad? 453 00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:05,582 -Well, he died. Yeah, he's dead. -Oh. 454 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:06,707 [birds singing outside] 455 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,415 -For real? -Mm-hmm. 456 00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:09,541 Sorry. 457 00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:11,958 [playfully] Why? Did ya kill him? 458 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,625 [both chuckle] 459 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,541 -Seriously, what was he like? -Um... 460 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:22,625 Well, he had Parkinson's disease, like 461 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:27,832 a really aggressive form called multiple systems atrophy. 462 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:31,915 It's like if Parkinson's and Lou Gehrig's disease had an evil baby. 463 00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:34,832 Um... he could barely talk. 464 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:41,415 And he would just sit in his easy chair all day and, like, watch old Westerns. 465 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:44,665 Just Butch Cassidy over and over and over again. 466 00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:49,540 Yeah, but when I was younger, 467 00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:52,832 oh my God, there's no one I'd rather see. 468 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,290 [bright music playing] 469 00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:58,332 I'd be, like, stuck at an awful playdate, and then he'd walk in. 470 00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,708 -Thank God. -[door opens] 471 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,500 Hey, doll. 472 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,332 [clears throat] 473 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:09,249 All right, okay. You wanna go? 474 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,541 You got your stuff? 475 00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,416 Let's blow this popsicle stand. 476 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:17,375 This is, uh... I think it's a dog. 477 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,040 [young Jess] You could make it a unicorn. 478 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,290 -A dog unicorn? -Yeah. 479 00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:24,208 A dog unicorn, okay. 480 00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:28,249 [Jess] He had these, like, really delicate hands. 481 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,499 [young Jess chuckles] 482 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,374 -He was really good at making things. -[dad] I see. 483 00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:34,875 [Jess] I loved watching him play with clay. 484 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,165 [men chatting] 485 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:41,915 [Jess] Or roll a joint when he had friends over on Sunday for tennis. 486 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,290 Hey, hey, hey. 487 00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:45,666 Go back to bed, honey. Go on. 488 00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:47,833 Go on. 489 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:55,415 [Jess] He told us that everyone should be able to drive a car, 490 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:57,832 roll a joint, and soft-boil an egg. 491 00:24:57,833 --> 00:24:58,915 [Felix] At the same time? 492 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,207 [gentle music fades] 493 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:04,375 I can't do any of those things. He'd probably be fucking mortified. 494 00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,041 -You can do maths, though. -Mm. 495 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,000 Maths. 496 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,540 Tell me about your parents. 497 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:16,124 [Astrid whines] 498 00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:18,249 [sniffing] 499 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,875 Do you think Astrid can see colors? 500 00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:25,332 Or do you think for dogs it's like the smells are the colors? 501 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:27,416 [both breathing heavily] 502 00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:30,541 [Felix] Hang on. Hang on. [grunts] 503 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,625 -Okay. -[both moaning] 504 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:37,915 [Felix] Um, hang on. 505 00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:41,249 -[Jess moaning loudly] -No, no. No, wait a sec. 506 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,499 [both grunt] 507 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,708 [Felix] Oh no. [grunts] 508 00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:46,790 -[Jess] Mm. -Mm-hmm. 509 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:49,707 -[moans] -Ah, fuck it. 510 00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:51,624 Fuck it. Fuck. 511 00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:54,666 Oh, fuck. Sorry. 512 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,749 -One more? -Okay. 513 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,374 -No, fuck. -Okay. [laughs] 514 00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:01,624 -I gotta bail. Sorry. White flag. -Um... 515 00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:03,665 I'm all outta cum. 516 00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:07,708 Are you... Is everything okay? Like, you were yelling and... 517 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,457 -Yeah, no, sorry. I thought I'd... -Just didn't cum? 518 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:13,415 ...go for gold, but I guess I'm in my thirties now. 519 00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:14,916 I get it. 520 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:17,915 It's nothing that I did sexually, right? 521 00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:21,374 Like, I didn't make you feel uncomfortable or do something that you didn't like 522 00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:24,415 or maybe I did something you liked a lot but didn't do it for that long. 523 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,499 I was trying to do sex stuff with the toothbrush. 524 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,040 Don't know if that was coming across. 525 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,665 If you could see me in the mirror doing a lot of, like, 526 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,499 "Oh no! Is she gonna put it all the way in?" 527 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:36,957 You're sexy. You know you're sexy. What, are you fishing for compliments now? 528 00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:38,832 -No. [chuckles] -I love your body. 529 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:41,874 I love everything about your body. I love how you fuck. 530 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:45,624 Also, actually, one specific thing I've been meaning to tell you. 531 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:48,374 You always have sex hair, which is really hot. 532 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:49,665 -Okay. Enough. -Drives me crazy. 533 00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:53,916 I thought I wanted the compliments. I... I don't know if I want any more. 534 00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:59,166 It's like I want the affirmation, but also, I'm like, "Yeah, I know." 535 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:03,082 I've always actually felt really hot, except for when I haven't. 536 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:05,333 Okay. So... 537 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,291 -[Jess] You know? -When have you not felt hot? 538 00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:12,915 [Jess] I think every woman's been told that she's, like, not a model. 539 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,165 Even models are told that. 540 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,540 I feel embarrassed that I even said anything, 541 00:27:17,541 --> 00:27:21,415 so let's just forget it and just agree that we're both attracted to each other. 542 00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:24,125 I feel, like, insane for even bringing it up. 543 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:27,582 Yeah, I mean, if I could paint, I would paint the shit out of you, 544 00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:28,999 for what it's worth. 545 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,415 I'd paint your tits and your arse and your cute little mouth. 546 00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:35,457 -'Cause it looks like a rose. -Really? 547 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:37,166 Yeah, I'd paint it all day. 548 00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:39,624 [Jess sighs] 549 00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:42,165 You're really hot, you know that? 550 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,499 Mm, thanks. 551 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,875 I'm not that invested in being hot, but... 552 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:50,833 Maybe you can, like, say some nice things about me. 553 00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:54,207 -Seriously? -Yeah, I think I deserve it. 554 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:57,540 [Jess chuckles] M'kay. 555 00:27:57,541 --> 00:28:01,207 Um, I like that, um... that you're gentle, 556 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:03,332 but also really naughty. 557 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,290 [Felix] Mm-hmm. 558 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:08,958 And I like that you're logical, but, like, in a really wild way. 559 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:14,082 And I like that, um, you know, usually I would go to sleep 560 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,624 to try to pass the time quicker. 561 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:18,083 But with you, I want to stretch it all out. 562 00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:24,915 Okay, so when I press play, you have to get to kissin', 563 00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,207 and you can't stop until the song's over. 564 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:31,000 -You'll be good 'cause you're a musician. -Okay. And how long is the song? 565 00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:33,624 Never you mind. It doesn't matter. 566 00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,249 -You're gonna be good at it. -M'kay. 567 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:38,165 You have to, like, kind of kiss to the, um, music, you know? 568 00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:40,332 -Okay, you ready? -[Jess] Mm-hmm. 569 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:44,624 Now, when I press play, you've got to get to kissin'. 570 00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:46,707 And you can't stop until the song is done. 571 00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:50,499 -How long is the song? -Oh, never you mind. 572 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,041 ["Maggot Brain" by Funkadelic playing] 573 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,041 [slow psychedelic funk continues] 574 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:26,708 [Jess] Sometimes, Wendy, life demands that you just show up and shut up. 575 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:30,416 Even if it's just for the length of a Funkadelic song. 576 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:39,499 What are you seeing? 577 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:44,291 -[Jess chuckles] Like, right now? -Yeah, like, in your mind. 578 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:48,332 Um, like, outer space. 579 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:49,332 Which is so weird 580 00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:51,875 'cause I don't really care about outer space. 581 00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,500 What about you? 582 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,250 -Like, I'm hiding in a bush. -[Jess chuckles] 583 00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:08,790 [groggily] And I can hear the enemy troops approaching. 584 00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:10,624 [Jess chuckles] 585 00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:12,916 [Felix] But I've found a safe spot. 586 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:17,166 I'm not gonna get caught. 587 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:21,416 [Jess] Really? 588 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,458 [chuckles softly] 589 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,125 [Felix] Oh, sorry. 590 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:57,957 [hypnotic funk song fades] 591 00:30:57,958 --> 00:31:00,666 ["Falling Apart" by Slow Pulp playing] 592 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,291 [alarm clock blaring] 593 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,249 ♪ Why don't you go back ♪ 594 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,082 ♪ To fallin' apart? ♪ 595 00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:33,082 ♪ You were so good at that ♪ 596 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:38,415 ♪ You're one in a million now ♪ 597 00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:41,082 ♪ You don't wanna take the time ♪ 598 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:46,415 ♪ You just need to seem all right ♪ 599 00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:49,082 ♪ Ah ♪ 600 00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:53,082 ♪ Why don't you go back ♪ 601 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:55,749 ♪ To fallin' apart? ♪ 602 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:59,749 ♪ You were so good at that ♪ 603 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:04,332 ♪ You're one in a million now ♪ 604 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:07,749 ♪ You don't wanna take the time ♪ 605 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:12,582 ♪ You just gotta be all right ♪ 606 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:15,750 ♪ Ah ♪ 607 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:19,166 [mellow indie song ends] 607 00:32:20,305 --> 00:33:20,535