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♪ Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi ♪
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♪ It's the wild saveloy ♪
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♪ Oi, oi, oi, oi,
oi, oi, saveloy ♪
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♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy ♪
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♪ Yum, yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yummy ♪
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♪ I feel sorry for
the common man ♪
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♪ And the world ♪
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♪ I feel sorry for
the common man ♪
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[intense rock song ends]
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[interviewer] How did
your gig go on Friday?
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[Felix] Yeah, uh,
very good, thank you.
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We're having a nice
time here, uh, in Mid...
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West South Fest, and we're supp...
here to promote the, uh, single,
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"Extraterrestrial Lady Parts."
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Um, we are a band called Fast
Ghost, based out of, uh, London.
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And public service announcement,
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I lost my passport
yesterday or the day before,
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so please, if you see
Felix Remen's passport,
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please can you send it to...
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uh... base camp.
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And I will find it, and I will
thank you... reward you...
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-Thank you.
-[clears throat]
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Oh God, help us. Did
not know you were there.
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Can we, uh... Can
we chat a moment?
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Wow, that's never
good. [chuckles]
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Listen, Jessica... [scoffs]
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-I like you. Uh...
-Thank you.
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You're... You're perfectly
adequate to have around.
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But I brought you to London
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because I'd heard that you
always got the job done.
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Now, honestly, since you've arrived, you
seem to have been at loose ends. Hmm?
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-I don't...
-Ah, hush.
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James Wenlich-Rice
starts prep in two weeks.
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This is a man who's
won an Academy Award.
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Of course, for Bird in a Pipe, a
searing exploration of sex workers.
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Yeah. I haven't seen it, but I need you
to be fully present and accounted for.
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Because he's an incredibly
complex director to handle.
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Yeah, I'm so
excited to meet him.
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I feel like moving across the ocean
is a little bit intense sometimes.
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-But I feel like I'm adjusting.
-Fabulous.
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Uh, Josie has a list of ten
behaviors to avoid from here on out.
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Look at me.
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Now, some of them are
cultural, some are personal,
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but all of them will benefit you
in life wherever you go after here.
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Mm, thanks.
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Okay. Um... You've been
eating quite smelly lunches.
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Including a very few antisocial
flavor of crisps, such as prawn.
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[sighs] You played a few voice
memos from your mum out loud,
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and she's not possessed
of the gentlest tone.
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Like, that one actually is kind of true,
so maybe just keep playing that quiet.
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You say, "I have to pee," which forces
us to visualize what you're doing there,
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instead of saying, "I'll
just pop to the loo."
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When you change your shoes,
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just maybe do it before
you get into the office,
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because Jonno's really
sensitive to smell,
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and he says that your feet smell bad,
and I feel awkward saying that to you.
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-You don't know they're mine.
-We don't.
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'Cause I feel like other people
do change their shoes as well.
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-[drums playing beat]
-♪ No limitations ♪
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♪ Stay while this day unfolds ♪
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-What are you looking at?
-[man] I love it.
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♪ Complications Your
life is bathed in... ♪
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You're getting bored
of it? [laughs]
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♪ Lookin' at... see
our reflection ♪
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♪ Can't remember the next line ♪
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Can you do like a
little trilly, like a...
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[trills wildly]
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I feel like we should get
you in on the backing.
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-Yeah!
-That's amazin'.
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[Felix laughs]
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-[man] That drumming was amazing.
-Yeah, nice.
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You're getting tighter every
day, man. Tighter every day.
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So, how long are you saying
we should hold it for now?
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Does it feel like the
right length to you?
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-[man] One, two, three.
-Three.
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[group] ♪ Are you for real? ♪
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-So, Felix Ramen.
-[hesitates] Remen.
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Remen, sorry. Are
you looking for work?
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Yeah. Uh, yeah, but, um,
like I was saying, like,
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the main thing I've been doing is trying
to write songs and stuff at the moment.
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Is that paying work?
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No, so I have been paid to make
music, just not to make my own music.
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But, like, it will
become paying work.
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It's just the problem is if I'm spending
all my time trying to find other work,
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then I don't have the
time to make that work.
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Like, my main work.
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So I have applied for
lots of different jobs.
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It's just, I don't
know, when your CV says
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session guitarist in a bunch of
punk, trash-punk, whatever bands,
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they're not jumping to make you
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the manager of a pasta
restaurant, you know?
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I'm not trying to be a brat about it.
It's just taken me a while to get to...
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Like, I don't do drugs anymore.
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I don't drink. I'm a normal...
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It's just, like, for
a couple of months.
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You know...
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I'm actually a bit
of a muso myself.
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I have a band here, the
Job Centre Jug Jammers.
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Oh cool. Well, so...
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Is that, like... you
play the jugs, or...
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It's a rhythm and
blues, '90s style.
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Um, we just call it that
'cause of the multiple Js.
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'Cause of, um, Janet
and John and, uh, Jimmy.
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-[Felix] Right.
-Uh...
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I'm Mike, but...
it doesn't matter.
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Well, do you want to play
me some of your tracks?
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-I'll let you know if they have promise.
-[airy guitar music playing]
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[siren wailing in distance]
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[Jess] Dear Wendy Jones.
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Do you ever have trouble being
present where you actually are?
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Like, do you ever find yourself, say,
having dinner with my ex-boyfriend
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while you're thinking
about your ex-boyfriend?
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Or are you, like,
studying Buddhism
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in addition to everything
else you got going on?
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Okay, we have a lighting
budget, bitch. [clears throat]
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I can't believe you can spend
all that time on numbers.
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I can't count beyond ten.
It makes my head hurt.
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[chuckles] You can.
You just don't want to.
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Do you want to?
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No, but I want to have a job,
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and I do what I have to
do in order to have a job.
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I mean, isn't adulthood
just a series of things
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that we don't want
to do but we have to?
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No, I think it's like,
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trying to make sure you can do the
things that you actually do want to do.
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Is this the job
you always wanted?
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What kind of question is that?
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Literally just a question
because I'm curious about you.
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Oh.
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Well, yeah, I mean, it's similar
to what I really wanted to do.
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What about you? Have you
always wanted to be a musician?
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Uh, not really.
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I mean, I'm not saying I became
a musician out of revenge, but...
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I think I got my first
guitar when I was 15.
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I was trying to impress
Angelica Proctor.
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She took my virginity in her
mum's bed at a house party.
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Then she dumped me for some guy
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that she met at the Stone
Circle at Glastonbury.
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Well, was she impressed?
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She did actually come to
a gig like ten years later
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and tried to shag me, so...
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-"Tried"?
-As in...
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Yeah, very much successfully
managed to shag me, um, yeah.
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-I have a question. Um...
-Hmm?
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Do you know how Americans are
really horny for the British accent?
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Like, everything you say
sounds really sexy and chic.
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Does it go both ways? Like...
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Do you guys think that our
accents are, like, really cute?
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Um...
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-I find your accent cute.
-So, no. [chuckles]
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I, um... I can't
stay up late tonight.
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I have a meeting at 8:30.
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-What, like a dinner meeting?
-No, like a breakfast meeting.
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-Like, in the morning, before breakfast.
-What, a.m.?
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-Yeah.
-Gross.
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Anyways, we've been staying up really
late, and it's been really lovely,
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but my boss had to talk
to me today, and it was...
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Uh-oh, did you get a bollocking?
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Uh, I would never
let my boss fuck me.
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-Especially in the ass.
-[laughs]
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-What is wrong with you?
-[laughs] What the fuck?
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[inhales sharply] A bollocking.
Like, did he tell you off?
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Did he have a word with you?
Like, "I gave him a bollocking."
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I've never heard that.
Are you making that up?
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No, that's like an English
phrase. That's like an idiom.
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You're literally
lying. [chuckles]
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Google it. It doesn't mean
fucking someone in the arse.
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I got scared that you
thought I cheated on you.
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I would never do
that to my fiancé.
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I really need to be on my A game,
so tonight you can't keep me awake.
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I think you're the one
who's been keeping me awake.
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Here. Let me help you with that.
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-You're deleting.
-Sorry.
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-You're adding and deleting. [giggles]
-[softly] Sorry.
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You're not even
gonna eat your pho?
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-Pho sure. I'm gonna eat it.
-Oh my God.
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[Felix] Okay, let's
have a do-over.
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You can't eat this cold. It
won't be divine that way.
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[Jess chuckles]
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You know, you can be a little
genius with your spreadsheet,
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but I've noticed that you're not
always that kind to yourself.
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What do you mean?
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Well, like eating your pho
freezing cold, for example.
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Or washing your face
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with those really rough
towels that you've got.
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Or sleeping with the
curtains wide open.
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If I don't sleep with curtains
open, how will I know it's morning?
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If I don't know it's
morning, I'll keep sleeping.
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And I might as well be asleep for
forever. I might as well be dead.
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I'll tell you when it's
morning. I can be the curtains.
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-["Touch Tank" by Quinnie playing]
-♪ Cancelled a hot hipster threesome ♪
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♪ For you ♪
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-♪ 'Cause I preach a freedom... ♪
-[chuckles]
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Sorry.
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-[giggles]
-♪ A fucking great excuse ♪
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♪ Plus, I'd rather get naked ♪
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♪ And swim in your
blow-up pool... ♪
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-Wait. Where you going?
-[both laugh]
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-Don't you want to go on the floor?
-Yeah, let's do it.
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♪ And question your tattoos... ♪
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-Is that enough room? Yeah?
-Yeah.
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♪ When he goes down on me ♪
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♪ Gold-skinned, eager baby
Blue shirt out the laundry... ♪
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-There's so many layers.
-It's a little dress, but so there's much.
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-I'm going to avoid the tender bit.
-Thank you.
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♪ So I think he wants
to be gentle With me ♪
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[Felix] I actually can't believe
that you've never watched Paddington.
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I've watched it like 20 times.
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[chuckles] What?
It's a kids' movie.
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My nephew doesn't like kids' movies.
His favorite is The English Patient.
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Shh. Watch this bit. This
bit's really important.
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It's actually where they
set the whole story up.
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I know all the details
seem really random now,
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but they come back later, so
you have to concentrate, okay?
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Hmm.
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-[Paddington] Uncle Pastuzo!
-Oh God, I fucking hate this bit.
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Are you scared?
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[Felix] Yeah, 'cause
I know what's coming.
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But they find Uncle
Pastuzo, right?
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-[Paddington] Uncle Pastuzo!
-[Felix, crying] No.
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That's the problem. They don't find
the... They literally never find him.
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That is really sad. Why would
they do that in a kids' movie?
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The graphics actually
hold up really well.
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-Don't you think?
-Mm-hmm.
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[Felix] This bit is ridiculous.
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-It's so real.
-[Jess] Mm-hmm.
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[Felix] Oh yeah. This
is the bit, actually.
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This is the worst bit.
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He looks so little in his boat.
230
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{\an8}-[speaks indistinctly]
-[Wendy squeals] Yes!
231
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{\an8}Yes, oh my God. We're
getting married!
232
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{\an8}-[exclaims]
-[Felix] You need to brace yourself.
233
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{\an8}It doesn't get funny,
like, for quite a while.
234
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:50,082
[shakily] Yeah, I love this movie.
It's so good. It's making me cry.
235
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He's all like... He's, like,
lookin' at us. Like, oh God.
236
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,874
-[Jess] It's so sad.
-[Felix] He's lost his fucking uncle.
237
00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,208
He doesn't know if he's
gonna see her again.
238
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:04,124
He's, like, so cute, and
he's, like... [voice fading]
239
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,040
[Zev] "It's not the
destination that matters."
240
00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,124
"It's the change of
scene." Brian Eno.
241
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,124
[Wendy] Let's change
scenes together forever.
242
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,958
[Zev] "It's not the destination
that matters, it's the change of..."
243
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,499
[Wendy] Let's change
scenes together forever.
244
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,332
[Zev] "It's not the
destination that matters."
245
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,540
"It's not the destination
that matters." Brian Eno.
246
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:20,999
{\an8}[Wendy] Let's change scenes.
247
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,040
{\an8}[Zev] "It's not the destination that
matters. It's the change of scene."
248
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,082
{\an8}[voices distorting and swirling]
249
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,000
[Paddington's mom] You
must find a new home.
250
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:32,499
-In London.
-But... but I don't know anyone there.
251
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,333
What if they don't
even like bears?
252
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,124
You know...
253
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:39,165
Is your heart made of fucking
stone? What... What...?
254
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,957
She's just put a fucking tag
around his neck that's like...
255
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:44,915
That says, "Please
look after this bear."
256
00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,332
Oh my God, I know
it's really sad.
257
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,749
She doesn't know what's
gonna happen to him.
258
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,499
She's like... Oh, now there's
a fucking hat on his head.
259
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,457
But I'm worried that now, when
we get to the end of the film,
260
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,790
you're not gonna have
the ammo to, like...
261
00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:59,249
-No, I... I was almost crying too.
-Enjoy it.
262
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,124
Soon as you started crying. I was
like, "One of us has to be strong."
263
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:06,374
Yeah, basically, 'cause he's got so
much marmalade, that's a signal for us.
264
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,540
That's like, "Okay. Cheer
up, guys. Marmalade time."
265
00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,540
It's gonna be okay. He's
gonna have a... sandwich.
266
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,625
[both moaning]
267
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:21,074
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268
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,500
[both exhale deeply]
269
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,041
[sighs]
270
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,957
[giggles] I can't believe
you did that. That's crazy.
271
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:45,790
You can't tell me movie
trivia during sex.
272
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,082
Do you want me to quote
the whole of The Matrix?
273
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,999
-No.
-I can quote the whole film off by heart.
274
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,625
Please don't do that.
275
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,374
Where are you going?
276
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:57,124
Well, I have to go to the bathroom
'cause I'm not about that UTI life.
277
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,665
Is that why you're
walking like that?
278
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:01,958
You know this walk.
It's a female classic.
279
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,124
[Felix] Yeah, I've
seen it before.
280
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:08,333
I just wanted to hear you say it out loud,
that you're basically smuggling cum now.
281
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,416
That you're a cum smuggler.
282
00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:12,790
Mm.
283
00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,415
[Felix] Have you got a permit?
284
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:16,499
[Jess laughs]
285
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,958
Hey, baby?
286
00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:22,499
-Would you still love me if I was a worm?
-[urinating]
287
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,707
-[Zev] Um, what's the context?
-[Wendy] Hey!
288
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:28,457
Well, I mean, when I meet
you, are you actually a worm,
289
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:31,665
or is this some sort of
Kafkaesque transformation?
290
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,082
Like, I become a worm.
291
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,416
Like, bam, you wake up, I'm
next to you, I'm a worm.
292
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,583
[Zev] Um...
293
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,582
I'd miss you. I'd mourn you.
294
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,290
I'd be in recovery my
whole life from losing you.
295
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:48,040
I'd keep you in a little terrarium
and feed you the best worm food.
296
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,040
[Wendy] Mm.
297
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:52,833
But I don't think our relationship
would remain romantic.
298
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,707
-[Wendy] That's a good answer.
-[sighs]
299
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,707
Baby, would you still
love me if I were a worm?
300
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,165
[Zev sighs] I refuse to
be party to this trend.
301
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,332
Think about it. Some kid in
Arkansas makes a video, and what?
302
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,165
We're all supposed to
emulate it in our spare time?
303
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:09,457
Sounds pretty
nonsensical, doesn't it?
304
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,541
[somber music playing]
305
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,165
Would you still love
me if I was a worm?
306
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:19,165
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
307
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,957
[Jess] Wendy, some days my
mind just loops over and over
308
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,082
as I think about the
fact that if we hung out,
309
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,915
you probably would love me.
310
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:29,749
You'd be like, "Wow,
Jess. She's so real."
311
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:33,874
Instead, you've been fed some story that
makes me impossible to empathize with.
312
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,124
Just wait until we
show the boys this.
313
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,707
-[gasps] There's boys coming over?
-Well, just at the high school dance.
314
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,957
[upbeat oldies tune playing]
315
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,832
-You want to try it?
-[gasps] Wow, it's really chic and French.
316
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:45,833
[Wendy] Mm.
317
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:50,500
Whoo!
318
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:54,582
-Mm!
-[Jess] Or maybe you feel sorry for me.
319
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,999
-Like a girl who really did become a worm.
-[intense music playing]
320
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,665
You're everything I
disdain in this world.
321
00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:01,957
Wait, why?
322
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,415
-Because.
-[music swells]
323
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,250
Because I want to
hook up with you.
324
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,415
Can... can I hook up with you?
325
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,124
I mean, you can do
whatever you want.
326
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,874
You have the power. [sighs]
327
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,250
But what if I want
you to own me?
328
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,166
[sounds distort]
329
00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:30,874
-[unsettling chimes fade]
-[sirens wailing in distance]
330
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:34,708
[mellow, contemplative
music playing]
331
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,790
Um, I wasn't having
a bathroom problem.
332
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:48,416
I was texting my mom,
just so you know.
333
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,958
Well, I didn't think you were
having a bathroom problem.
334
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,375
Are you okay?
335
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,750
Uh, yeah. I'm just
having a cigarette.
336
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,458
Come here.
337
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:04,875
Come here.
338
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,333
[sighs] I really
have to go to sleep.
339
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,499
-Okay.
-Okay.
340
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,457
-I'm not stopping you.
-[chuckles] Okay.
341
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,541
[both moaning]
342
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:34,665
[contestant] ...my style.
I'm not for everybody...
343
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:37,416
Now, this is relaxing.
344
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,457
So you're staring at your phone
all the way through Paddington.
345
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:43,540
And then now this,
346
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:47,665
a show about people getting their
dreams shattered by Alan Carr,
347
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,540
is somehow chilling you out?
348
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,165
I mean, yeah. I feel like
349
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:55,665
you have to watch people whose
lives are worse than yours to relax.
350
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:58,999
If I really wanted to conk out, if
I wanted to fall asleep right away,
351
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,165
I'd watch Dateline.
352
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:04,332
We'd be watching an unsolved murder
about a respected female pastor.
353
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,415
Right.
354
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,790
I feel like that really puts
yourself in perspective.
355
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:11,082
I mean, she's really not coming
back from that, and it's really sad.
356
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,832
And it's also like, it's sad, and
it's... Ugh, I hate watching it. It's...
357
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,582
I hate that that happened to
her. [grunts] I'm falling asleep.
358
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,957
Okay, so... [inhales sharply]
359
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,457
- Murder - Mm-hmm.
360
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,999
Murder is relaxing for you.
361
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,457
But, like, a sweet film about a bear...
What? It's giving you a panic attack?
362
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,374
Like, what?
363
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:33,540
It makes me feel like...
I can't relate as much.
364
00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:35,999
I'm not... I'm not
the bear, you know?
365
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,999
Like, the bear found his
family, found his people...
366
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,791
And look at me. I didn't.
367
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:45,541
But there is a bit of Paddington
about you too, don't you think?
368
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,915
[laughs] What do you mean?
369
00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,624
Like, I don't know.
370
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:53,207
The way you've come over from America
with a little tag around your neck
371
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,375
that says, "Please
look after this girl."
372
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,708
Like, I don't heat
everyone's noodles up.
373
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,499
And for some reason, I'm
genuinely worried about
374
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,375
the amount of time you're
spending on your phone and stuff.
375
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:09,625
I don't know. There's something about you
that makes me want to take care of you.
376
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:15,415
[Jess] Well, anyways, you like me
now, but what if I gold-pants you?
377
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,165
What if you what? [laughs]
378
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,582
-What?
-[laughs] What if I gold-pants you?
379
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,665
That's what we used
to call it in college.
380
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:24,874
Where you'd be really horny for
someone and then suddenly repulsed.
381
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,457
Like, my friend Jeanette
used to date this guy
382
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,624
who was really sexy
and cool and mature.
383
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,249
And then one day he came
to pick her up for a date,
384
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,083
and he was wearing gold pants.
385
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:35,665
[Felix] Oh.
386
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:38,416
-Have you ever been gold-pantsed?
-Mm...
387
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:44,665
I mean, there is one girl who,
388
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:49,874
basically, we'd just have sex every
year on my birthday for like nine years.
389
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,749
Wow. That's commitment.
390
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:56,207
And then one year, I woke up
in her bed the morning after,
391
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:59,415
and she was eating the
leftover Chinese food
392
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:00,833
that we'd had the night before.
393
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:03,624
M'kay, so no food
in bed, I guess.
394
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,790
No, I eat in bed all the time.
I literally eat my meals in bed.
395
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:10,041
But it was something
more about, like,
396
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,040
her eyes were just
sort of really vacant.
397
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:17,540
Like she wasn't even enjoying it 'cause
that would almost be hot in a way.
398
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:20,791
But there was just this
look that she had of...
399
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:28,500
I guess desperation or like a need
that would never be fulfilled.
400
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,791
And there was something
about it that just really...
401
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,541
I don't know. I
guess it scared me.
402
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,540
Does that count? Is that
gold-pants material?
403
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,666
Yeah, you got the ick.
404
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:46,124
How long have you been sober?
405
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,416
Um, like two and a half weeks.
406
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:57,832
[laughs] It's actually been like...
No, I'm actually doing really well.
407
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:58,915
I couldn't tell.
408
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,707
-I've done like nearly three years.
-[laughs] Okay.
409
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,790
Of like sober sober
'cause I stopped...
410
00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:07,166
I obviously had to stop the harder
stuff a bit before the booze, but...
411
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,540
Like, I'm not a
member of a program,
412
00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:12,499
but I do have one of those
silly counter apps on my phone.
413
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,499
-What was, like, your rock bottom?
-Oh man.
414
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,166
Like, there was one
time when, uh...
415
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:23,208
I went on a bender and
had sex with my sister.
416
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,207
...'s friend. My
sister's friend.
417
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,040
-[laughs]
-Oh my God.
418
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,374
-That's psychotic.
-Yeah.
419
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,499
You scared me so bad. I was
sitting here thinking, like,
420
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,790
"I guess we could talk through
it. People make mistakes."
421
00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:42,290
It was just, like, a really messy night.
We'd known each other since we were ten.
422
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,791
We were never really that
into each other, but...
423
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,499
I woke up and, like, was
completely out of it.
424
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,124
I think she must have
been on her period
425
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:53,040
'cause it looked like I'd
murdered her, and I'd shat myself.
426
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,249
She had a mirrored
ceiling for some reason.
427
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,707
-So I could see the whole thing.
-Oh my God.
428
00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,999
And, like, the weird thing is, like,
that wasn't even enough to stop me.
429
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,082
[sighs]
430
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,957
In the end, I think it was
just like, I don't know,
431
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,582
trying to be a
musician or whatever.
432
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:10,874
And like, if you're fucked the whole
time, you can't write music, can you?
433
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,500
Or you can, but it would
be fucking shit, so...
434
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,124
And then when I stopped using,
435
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,625
I started to remember all
this stuff from my past.
436
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,291
[gently] Like what?
437
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,666
Oh, you know. Just like...
438
00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:29,040
boring... stuff.
439
00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:31,457
-[cell phone ringing]
-[Jess chuckles]
440
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,583
Hello, Mother.
441
00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:34,750
[inhales sharply]
442
00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:37,749
I mean, honestly, I could
take out a restraining order
443
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,207
against her at this point.
444
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,207
[ringing stops]
445
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:42,374
I mean, if you're
talking that much,
446
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,832
she's not really giving
you a chance, is she?
447
00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:47,915
I think with British families,
it's more like birds.
448
00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:51,415
They boot you out the nest the second
you don't need your worms chewing.
449
00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:54,457
[chuckles] Well, Jewish
women are like clothespins.
450
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:57,166
It hurts when they
attach themselves to you.
451
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:58,875
Nice.
452
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,666
What about your dad?
453
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:05,582
-Well, he died. Yeah, he's dead.
-Oh.
454
00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:06,707
[birds singing outside]
455
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,415
-For real?
-Mm-hmm.
456
00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:09,541
Sorry.
457
00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:11,958
[playfully] Why?
Did ya kill him?
458
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,625
[both chuckle]
459
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,541
-Seriously, what was he like?
-Um...
460
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:22,625
Well, he had Parkinson's
disease, like
461
00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:27,832
a really aggressive form called
multiple systems atrophy.
462
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:31,915
It's like if Parkinson's and Lou
Gehrig's disease had an evil baby.
463
00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:34,832
Um... he could barely talk.
464
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:41,415
And he would just sit in his easy chair
all day and, like, watch old Westerns.
465
00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:44,665
Just Butch Cassidy over
and over and over again.
466
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:49,540
Yeah, but when I was younger,
467
00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:52,832
oh my God, there's no
one I'd rather see.
468
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,290
[bright music playing]
469
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:58,332
I'd be, like, stuck at an awful
playdate, and then he'd walk in.
470
00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,708
-Thank God.
-[door opens]
471
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,500
Hey, doll.
472
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,332
[clears throat]
473
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:09,249
All right, okay. You wanna go?
474
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,541
You got your stuff?
475
00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,416
Let's blow this popsicle stand.
476
00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:17,375
This is, uh... I
think it's a dog.
477
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,040
[young Jess] You could
make it a unicorn.
478
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,290
-A dog unicorn?
-Yeah.
479
00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:24,208
A dog unicorn, okay.
480
00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:28,249
[Jess] He had these, like,
really delicate hands.
481
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,499
[young Jess chuckles]
482
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,374
-He was really good at making things.
-[dad] I see.
483
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:34,875
[Jess] I loved watching
him play with clay.
484
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,165
[men chatting]
485
00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:41,915
[Jess] Or roll a joint when he had
friends over on Sunday for tennis.
486
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,290
Hey, hey, hey.
487
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:45,666
Go back to bed, honey. Go on.
488
00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:47,833
Go on.
489
00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:55,415
[Jess] He told us that everyone
should be able to drive a car,
490
00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:57,832
roll a joint, and
soft-boil an egg.
491
00:24:57,833 --> 00:24:58,915
[Felix] At the same time?
492
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,207
[gentle music fades]
493
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:04,375
I can't do any of those things.
He'd probably be fucking mortified.
494
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,041
-You can do maths, though.
-Mm.
495
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,000
Maths.
496
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,540
Tell me about your parents.
497
00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:16,124
[Astrid whines]
498
00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:18,249
[sniffing]
499
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,875
Do you think Astrid
can see colors?
500
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:25,332
Or do you think for dogs it's
like the smells are the colors?
501
00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:27,416
[both breathing heavily]
502
00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:30,541
[Felix] Hang on.
Hang on. [grunts]
503
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,625
-Okay.
-[both moaning]
504
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:37,915
[Felix] Um, hang on.
505
00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:41,249
-[Jess moaning loudly]
-No, no. No, wait a sec.
506
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,499
[both grunt]
507
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,708
[Felix] Oh no. [grunts]
508
00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:46,790
-[Jess] Mm.
-Mm-hmm.
509
00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:49,707
-[moans]
-Ah, fuck it.
510
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:51,624
Fuck it. Fuck.
511
00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:54,666
Oh, fuck. Sorry.
512
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,749
-One more?
-Okay.
513
00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,374
-No, fuck.
-Okay. [laughs]
514
00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:01,624
-I gotta bail. Sorry. White flag.
-Um...
515
00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:03,665
I'm all outta cum.
516
00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:07,708
Are you... Is everything okay?
Like, you were yelling and...
517
00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,457
-Yeah, no, sorry. I thought I'd...
-Just didn't cum?
518
00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:13,415
...go for gold, but I guess
I'm in my thirties now.
519
00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:14,916
I get it.
520
00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:17,915
It's nothing that I
did sexually, right?
521
00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:21,374
Like, I didn't make you feel uncomfortable
or do something that you didn't like
522
00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:24,415
or maybe I did something you liked a
lot but didn't do it for that long.
523
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,499
I was trying to do sex
stuff with the toothbrush.
524
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,040
Don't know if that
was coming across.
525
00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,665
If you could see me in the
mirror doing a lot of, like,
526
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,499
"Oh no! Is she gonna
put it all the way in?"
527
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:36,957
You're sexy. You know you're sexy. What,
are you fishing for compliments now?
528
00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:38,832
-No. [chuckles]
-I love your body.
529
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:41,874
I love everything about your
body. I love how you fuck.
530
00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:45,624
Also, actually, one specific thing
I've been meaning to tell you.
531
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:48,374
You always have sex hair,
which is really hot.
532
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:49,665
-Okay. Enough.
-Drives me crazy.
533
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:53,916
I thought I wanted the compliments.
I... I don't know if I want any more.
534
00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:59,166
It's like I want the affirmation,
but also, I'm like, "Yeah, I know."
535
00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:03,082
I've always actually felt really
hot, except for when I haven't.
536
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:05,333
Okay. So...
537
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,291
-[Jess] You know?
-When have you not felt hot?
538
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:12,915
[Jess] I think every woman's been
told that she's, like, not a model.
539
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,165
Even models are told that.
540
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,540
I feel embarrassed that
I even said anything,
541
00:27:17,541 --> 00:27:21,415
so let's just forget it and just agree
that we're both attracted to each other.
542
00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:24,125
I feel, like, insane
for even bringing it up.
543
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:27,582
Yeah, I mean, if I could paint, I
would paint the shit out of you,
544
00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:28,999
for what it's worth.
545
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,415
I'd paint your tits and your
arse and your cute little mouth.
546
00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:35,457
-'Cause it looks like a rose.
-Really?
547
00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:37,166
Yeah, I'd paint it all day.
548
00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:39,624
[Jess sighs]
549
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:42,165
You're really hot,
you know that?
550
00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,499
Mm, thanks.
551
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,875
I'm not that invested
in being hot, but...
552
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:50,833
Maybe you can, like, say
some nice things about me.
553
00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:54,207
-Seriously?
-Yeah, I think I deserve it.
554
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:57,540
[Jess chuckles] M'kay.
555
00:27:57,541 --> 00:28:01,207
Um, I like that, um...
that you're gentle,
556
00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:03,332
but also really naughty.
557
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,290
[Felix] Mm-hmm.
558
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:08,958
And I like that you're logical,
but, like, in a really wild way.
559
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:14,082
And I like that, um, you know,
usually I would go to sleep
560
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,624
to try to pass the time quicker.
561
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:18,083
But with you, I want
to stretch it all out.
562
00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:24,915
Okay, so when I press play,
you have to get to kissin',
563
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,207
and you can't stop
until the song's over.
564
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:31,000
-You'll be good 'cause you're a musician.
-Okay. And how long is the song?
565
00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:33,624
Never you mind.
It doesn't matter.
566
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,249
-You're gonna be good at it.
-M'kay.
567
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:38,165
You have to, like, kind of kiss
to the, um, music, you know?
568
00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:40,332
-Okay, you ready?
-[Jess] Mm-hmm.
569
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:44,624
Now, when I press play,
you've got to get to kissin'.
570
00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:46,707
And you can't stop
until the song is done.
571
00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:50,499
-How long is the song?
-Oh, never you mind.
572
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,041
["Maggot Brain" by
Funkadelic playing]
573
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,041
[slow psychedelic
funk continues]
574
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:26,708
[Jess] Sometimes, Wendy, life demands
that you just show up and shut up.
575
00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:30,416
Even if it's just for the
length of a Funkadelic song.
576
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:39,499
What are you seeing?
577
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:44,291
-[Jess chuckles] Like, right now?
-Yeah, like, in your mind.
578
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:48,332
Um, like, outer space.
579
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:49,332
Which is so weird
580
00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:51,875
'cause I don't really
care about outer space.
581
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,500
What about you?
582
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,250
-Like, I'm hiding in a bush.
-[Jess chuckles]
583
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:08,790
[groggily] And I can hear
the enemy troops approaching.
584
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:10,624
[Jess chuckles]
585
00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:12,916
[Felix] But I've
found a safe spot.
586
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:17,166
I'm not gonna get caught.
587
00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:21,416
[Jess] Really?
588
00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,458
[chuckles softly]
589
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,125
[Felix] Oh, sorry.
590
00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:57,957
[hypnotic funk song fades]
591
00:30:57,958 --> 00:31:00,666
["Falling Apart" by
Slow Pulp playing]
592
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,291
[alarm clock blaring]
593
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,249
♪ Why don't you go back ♪
594
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,082
♪ To fallin' apart? ♪
595
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:33,082
♪ You were so good at that ♪
596
00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:38,415
♪ You're one in a million now ♪
597
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:41,082
♪ You don't wanna
take the time ♪
598
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:46,415
♪ You just need to
seem all right ♪
599
00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:49,082
♪ Ah ♪
600
00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:53,082
♪ Why don't you go back ♪
601
00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:55,749
♪ To fallin' apart? ♪
602
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:59,749
♪ You were so good at that ♪
603
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:04,332
♪ You're one in a million now ♪
604
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:07,749
♪ You don't wanna
take the time ♪
605
00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:12,582
♪ You just gotta be all right ♪
606
00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:15,750
♪ Ah ♪
607
00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:19,166
[mellow indie song ends]
607
00:32:20,305 --> 00:33:20,535