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Fuck this.
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Ugh, gosh!
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"Gosh," indeed.
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What's wrong? You didn't
accessorize today.
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Oh, says the girl who looks like she's in
a Bridgerton/Below Deck crossover episode.
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Oh, and also, social media knows
that you, like, set fire to stuff.
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-Whoa.
-That's rude.
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Turns out Raven is... a
bit of a Google gumshoe.
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And he found something...
from when I was straight.
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-You were straight?
-Excuse me?
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Yes, I was straight, okay?
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I went to a very
conservative school.
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♪ Yeah, let's go ♪
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♪ Okay ♪
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-♪ Call me Britney, bitch ♪
-Mm.
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♪ 'Cause my life's a circus ♪
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♪ These girls see me
They go berserk-us ♪
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♪ I love me some titty
And I love me some ass ♪
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♪ When I pull up to the
club I'm up on that ass ♪
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♪ A guy who likes pussy
That's what I am ♪
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♪ Cunnilingus, they call
that The Gary grand slam ♪
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♪ I bed these girls
Right where they lay ♪
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♪ Clean up on aisle clit
Like I'm Timmy Chalamet ♪
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♪ Yeah, Tufnell Park ♪
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♪ This goes out to
my home brothers ♪
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Gary Gibbons?
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You shouldn't shame
me for my name, okay?
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It's wrong, and it's not nice.
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And it should be illegal
and against the law.
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Some people are made,
okay? Made, not born.
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And some people
are born... Garys.
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Hmm.
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Did you ever clean
up on aisle clit?
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It's
really, uh... hooky.
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Stop. It's not hooky.
That's the whole point!
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It's just not hooky!
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How is that... Like, the one
thing I'm bad at, I film.
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How many... How many
producers on that song?
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-Nine. Nine producers, yeah. Thank you.
-Mm!
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-It's not even a hook.
-Britney!
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Is it a bit weird around here?
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I'd say. Are you
drinking a Diet Pepsi?
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I am. It's my...
my only comfort.
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Uh, are you okay?
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Uh, it seems the whole
group is... offish.
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Oh, myself included.
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I mean, I guess
I'm just grateful
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that Felix showed me his
true colors, you know?
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I thought I loved his crazy ass.
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I do love him... to
fuck off! I'd love that!
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I mean, last week I suggested that
we get a... joint bank account.
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'Cause I thought it'd be fun.
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And then he laughed 'cause he thought
I was kidding. I wasn't. I was serious.
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I guess I'll just have to get
used to being alone, you know?
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And then, in emergencies,
I'll have a...
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a kindly sex worker to come over and
jerk me off and get outta my hair.
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I mean, I could just look at sex
like this, like, medical thing.
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And then I could look at
love as, like, this lie.
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All right.
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Too much!
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Astrid?
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Why are you breathing so weird?
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You okay?
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Fuck. Shh, it's okay.
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Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
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Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
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It's okay.
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I've definitely seen a
vet somewhere around here.
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It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
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-...to have a look.
-Excuse me. This is a dog.
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It's breathing really
weird. Can I see a vet?
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-Uh, like, I need to see a... Ugh.
-I'm so sorry.
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You can bring him in on
Wednesday at two o'clock.
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-Excuse me.
-Oh!
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There's... like, listen
to the sound of this dog.
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It's really fucked up. I
need to see a vet, please.
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There's no heartbeat.
Get the oxygen.
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Can you draw anything?
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No pulse.
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I think she's gone.
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Fuck.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck. I'm sorry.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck. I'm sorry.
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Oh my God! Is she okay?
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Oh my God! Oh my God!
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Oh my God! No! No, she's okay!
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-She was probably looking for me!
-It's okay.
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-I knew that I was right about you.
-Can I just have a minute?
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No, you are just like every
selfish man I've ever met.
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-Can I have a minute?
-You think you're so special.
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-And you are a lie! You're a liar!
-Please, can I have a fucking minute?
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-You're just performing for everyone.
-Please.
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-You act different.
-I didn't kill your dog. Please.
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Please, can I just have a minute?
Please. Can I just have a minute? Please.
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Please.
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Oh, I'm so sorry that you're
crying, that I made you cry.
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You fucking cheated on
me, and my dog just died!
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You'll never know what it's like
to take care of somebody else!
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Stop! Oh my God!
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Please can you just fucking fuck
off for like five minutes, please?
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Just fuck off for
like five minutes.
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-Please!
-Okay. Okay. I will come over here.
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Look, I'm sorry that
your dog died, okay?
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I'm sorry you've been
through shit. Like...
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I get that it's hard for you,
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but, like, it's hard for
fucking everyone, okay?
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I'm trying.
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But, like, I'm a piece of shit.
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That's what I am, okay? I've shown
you that. I've told you that.
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You asked me to tell you
everything about myself.
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I've told you, I'm a
fucking piece of shit.
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But you're the fucking
same.
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You come here, you act like
you're turning your life around.
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You're the same fucking
bitch who came from New York.
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Honestly, fuck you.
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You're not allowed to
talk to me like that.
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I have been so kind to you.
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And I... I sing for
you, and I took care of you.
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You're not allowed to call me a bitch!
I'm good! I'm not a bitch! I'm good!
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I'm special, and I'm bright,
and you don't care!
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I can't believe you put me
in the position that you did.
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You fucking cheated on me!
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I know that I'm not perfect, but
I would never do that to you.
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And you're mean.
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Cool.
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♪ Thinkin' 'bout you ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ In the moment ♪
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♪ Thinkin' 'bout you ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ In the moment ♪
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Hey! How is my reigning
queen of Christmas?
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Apparently not happy
with her gifts.
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The irony is that
I hate Christmas.
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I like New Year's Eve better because
it's kinda chic to spend it alone.
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Mm, is it?
What's goin' on, honey?
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Astrid died, and Felix and I broke up,
and I put everyone that I know on blast,
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and it somehow all happened
within the same 24 hours.
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Well, you've always liked
to go big or... go home.
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Yep, that's the phrase.
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No, I mean, come home.
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You've succeeded there
beyond our wildest dreams.
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So just come back here,
and I'll rep you for ads.
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We can start your career.
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So just wrap up there,
and I'll get you a ticket.
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♪ In the moment ♪
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Do you care to tell me
what was so important
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that you had to talk to me right now
and take an Uber all the way out here
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rather than just waiting
until I drop Dash off
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at your "home" this weekend?
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And I'm using the
term "home" loosely
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because no one above 40 should live
in a communal space in Bushwick.
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It's like a slutty salad bar.
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I... I agree with that.
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Are you wearing
your wedding ring?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I am.
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Because I can't take
you hating me anymore.
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When you hate me, I hate myself.
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Well, I thought you were freeing
yourself from the chains of codependence,
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so how I feel about you really
shouldn't matter at all.
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It turns out, I
don't wanna be free.
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It turns out, feeling trapped
in our life is freedom to me.
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Did that sound more romantic
when you thought it?
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It did.
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It... It definitely sounded
different in the Uber.
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Both Codies dumped
you, didn't they?
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No, one Cody dumped me.
Just the... the girl Cody.
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The boy Cody is still floatin'
around. But I don't want that.
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I don't want any of that.
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I wanna come home.
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I want you.
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But I'm
very, very angry at you.
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Then you should be angry.
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I'm not afraid of you
being angry anymore.
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What if I yell at you all the
time and I'm a horrible shrew,
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then one day, I get so bad
that I, like, put a screwdriver
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in your chest or something?
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I think that sounds nice.
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Yeah. I've had a bit of
a shitty day, actually.
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But, um... come here and,
you know, try some shit out.
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So, uh... thank you.
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♪ In this modern panic ♪
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♪ Romance is flawed ♪
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♪ And everything you transmit ♪
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♪ Cannot be ignored ♪
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♪ Alone in lust ♪
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♪ A road to rust ♪
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♪ In this true love trajectory ♪
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♪ My love was
never meant to be ♪
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♪ For us ♪
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♪ Come a little closer ♪
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♪ I got nothin' to hide ♪
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♪ How do I live in the moment ♪
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♪ When I don't have much time? ♪
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♪ Alone in lust ♪
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♪ A road to rust ♪
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♪ In this true love trajectory ♪
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♪ My love was
never meant to be ♪
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♪ For us ♪
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Thanks.
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♪ Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ♪
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♪ You were bigger
than the whole sky ♪
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♪ You were more than
just a short time ♪
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♪ And I've got a
lot to pine about ♪
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♪ I've got a lot
to live without ♪
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♪ I'm never gonna meet ♪
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♪ What could've
been, would've been ♪
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♪ What should've been you ♪
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♪ What could've been,
would've been you ♪
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♪ Did some bird ♪
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♪ Flap its wings over in Asia? ♪
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♪ Did some force ♪
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♪ Take you because
I didn't pray? ♪
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♪ Every single thing ♪
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♪ To come has
turned into ashes ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all over ♪
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♪ It's not meant to be ♪
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♪ So I'll say words
I don't believe ♪
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♪ Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ♪
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♪ You were bigger
than the whole sky ♪
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♪ You were more than
just a short time ♪
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♪ And I've got a
lot to pine about ♪
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♪ I've got a lot
to live without ♪
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♪ I'm never gonna meet ♪
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♪ What could've
been, would've been ♪
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♪ What should've been you ♪
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♪ What could've been,
would've been you ♪
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♪ What could've
been, would've been ♪
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♪ What should've been you ♪
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♪ Could've been, would've been you ♪
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-Oh. I didn't see you.
-I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I, um... This meeting
that ran over.
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-It was a whole thing. I'm so sorry. Hey!
-Hi.
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Um, I hope it's okay I
reached out like this.
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I, um... I know I could have,
like, DMed you or something, but
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this feels more personal.
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Yeah. I mean, it's personal
'cause we're in person.
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I'm glad that you text
me. It felt personal.
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I love your hat, your sassy hat.
246
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,707
Oh my God, thank you.
I could send you one.
247
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:50,207
Uh, we have orchid and nude,
248
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:53,249
or I could do a custom
color if you wanted, or...
249
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:57,458
Wow, that's so nice. Yeah,
maybe you can choose a color.
250
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:02,833
Yeah. Um, I think an
acid green would be nice.
251
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,333
I love acid green.
252
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,957
Um, okay.
253
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,791
Um, so...
254
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,040
Sorry.
255
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,457
Um...
256
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:20,583
Okay. I've been... putting
some pieces together, and...
257
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,290
I'm... I'm sorry
to ask you this.
258
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:27,374
I... I was just kinda hoping
you could help me out.
259
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,874
Oh my God. Yeah!
260
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,708
Whatever it is... I mean,
however I can. Yeah, sure.
261
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,458
So, Zev, um...
262
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:39,457
When we first started dating,
263
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,707
he told me that you guys had
been separated for six months.
264
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,375
He said that we were
separated? That's... insane.
265
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:54,332
Yeah. He said, um, you were in therapy
and you decided it wasn't right.
266
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,582
And then, um, you consciously...
267
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,874
Uncoupled? Don't say that he
said we "consciously uncoupled."
268
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,083
That's so funny, I
can't even laugh.
269
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,875
Yeah, this is obviously
what I was sensing.
270
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:16,958
Your face cream was in the
bathroom cabinet, and I was like,
271
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:21,749
"Why does this guy have so much
Cupcake Rosé around?"
272
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,999
-Do you like Cupcake Rosé?
-That's mine, yep.
273
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,665
But he just was like, "Oh no. I
love La Roche Posay and pink wine."
274
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,583
This
guy's kind of a dick, huh?
275
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,250
He's, like, so fucking
sarcastic. Jesus.
276
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:52,458
Yeah, it's like, he chooses strong
women just to tear us down.
277
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,333
I mean, it's not gonna age well.
278
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,915
Actually, the truth is
he'll probably just find women
279
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,375
to do this to forever.
280
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,666
But not us.
281
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:12,499
It's so funny.
282
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:16,249
I mean, I've thought about this moment
in so many different ways. Like...
283
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,416
Wondered how it would happen.
284
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:22,500
If I'd run into you guys on the street
and say something really cutting.
285
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,082
Or see you at his funeral and
whisper, "You're free now."
286
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,999
And run off in a cape.
287
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:34,625
Or win an Oscar for coolest
ex-girlfriend and dedicate it to you.
288
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:40,291
This is so much better.
'Cause you're really lovely.
289
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,624
God, I've just... I've been holding
on to this shit for so long,
290
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,375
and I don't really
want to anymore.
291
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,874
You know, I feel
like I realize now
292
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:57,958
that my joy's not gonna come
from his destruction or yours.
293
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,707
I'm just sorry that I didn't
figure that out sooner.
294
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,708
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
295
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,957
I'm so sorry if I was a part
of something that hurt you.
296
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:10,457
I... It's just, like,
really not my deal.
297
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,332
I don't fuck with other women.
298
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,708
Like, I truly believe
that we can just
299
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,665
ease the burden for each
other, you know, generally.
300
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,832
Oh my God, yeah.
301
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,582
And, like, if you've experienced
trauma from this, like, I know him.
302
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,040
I know how he is. Like,
I'm here to help you.
303
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:28,999
I'm here. Like, we can talk about it.
We can start a, like, first wives club,
304
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,832
and we can maybe come up
with a plan to embarrass him.
305
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,374
Or, um, sort of, uh,
get some of his money...
306
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,625
Definitely not that.
307
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,250
No.
308
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,415
I, um...
309
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:42,250
I'm actually fine.
310
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:45,125
I'm gonna be fine.
311
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,375
I, um...
312
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:51,708
Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes
things just don't work out.
313
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,957
You throw yourself
in feet first,
314
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:57,000
and then if it doesn't feel right,
you throw yourself right back out.
315
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,875
Yeah, I guess sometimes
things just don't work out.
316
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,875
I don't know. I
think it just, like,
317
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:08,541
makes way for what's right,
or at least what's wrong.
318
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:14,291
This is really
specific...
319
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:18,290
But did he, like, not
wanna give you head?
320
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,415
Like, literally ever?
321
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:23,624
-He managed to go everywhere, but...
-I know!
322
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,540
He never ever gives head!
323
00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:27,165
It's like he has some sort of...
324
00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:28,082
Oh my God!
325
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:31,457
...nervous, like, phobia
of pubic hair or something.
326
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,707
And his cum tastes weird.
327
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,415
I mean, cum always tastes weird,
but his really tastes weird.
328
00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:37,915
-Also, I feel like he's into his mom.
-Oh my God.
329
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:42,415
-Like, he looks at her tits. I can tell.
-No, please. I can't. I can't.
330
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:51,500
But, hey, I really do, um, you know,
hope you have that happy ending.
331
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:57,374
I mean, I want it for myself too,
to be clear, but... I don't know.
332
00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,499
You seem like you've been through
a lot, and I hope you find
333
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,166
the perfect person
for... for you.
334
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,540
I mean, not the perfect man.
335
00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:09,290
Lord knows that doesn't exist.
336
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:12,082
But, you know, perfect for you.
337
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:14,291
I guess I kinda feel like I did.
338
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:18,957
But I don't think he was
ready. Or maybe I wasn't ready.
339
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:22,291
Either way, we, like,
fucked it up. Mm, ruined it.
340
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,416
Are you sure?
341
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,165
I always say I can forgive
342
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:31,125
pretty much anyone who's
willing to say sorry.
343
00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,625
And who tells the truth.
344
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:39,250
Will you be ordering anything?
345
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,875
I think we're good.
346
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:46,375
-Thanks.
-No problem.
347
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:48,832
You're my best friend.
348
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:54,166
It was really nice to meet
you. Thank you for doing this.
349
00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:56,916
Thanks.
350
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,582
-I almost kissed your hand.
-Don't.
351
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:03,166
But no, I won't kiss your hand.
352
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:31,290
Oh, thank you so fucking much.
353
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:34,749
Anything for you, my queen.
Um, question. Where we goin'?
354
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:36,457
Okay. Do you know the M25?
355
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:41,125
Uh, yeah, I mean, it's an entire motorway.
Uh, encircles most of Greater London.
356
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,874
Oh yeah, that! I'd recognize
that service station anywhere.
357
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:50,415
They've got a beautiful Pizza
Express, and that place fucks!
358
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,500
Let's bloody go!
359
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,957
Oh my God, go!
360
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:04,790
Come on! We're just sitting here. Don't
you know any shortcuts or something?
361
00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:07,375
Shortcuts? Uh...
362
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,082
Gaz, you're an animal!
363
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:16,625
-Oh my God, here we go!
-I play a lot of Grand Theft Auto.
364
00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:18,291
Ooh!
365
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:20,832
I'm sorry if my driving's
a little bit erratic.
366
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,624
Oh my God.
367
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:25,582
Ah, it's fine. Sorry. I didn't get
much sleep last night, to be honest.
368
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:29,624
Oh my God, me either. I mean, that
couple next door really fights hard.
369
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,624
Uh, I actually have a
few things to confess.
370
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:35,040
Uh, for starters,
that's actually my spot.
371
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:37,832
You live there? Who keeps yelling "cunt"?
372
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:40,124
Uh, that's my mum. Mostly.
373
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:42,499
If she was a man, I would
have called the police,
374
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,915
but, um, her female
energy is unmatched.
375
00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:49,124
Secondly, there was never
a dog. That was a lie.
376
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,707
-Keep those eyes open.
-Okay. All right.
377
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:54,790
And my leg was completely fine.
It never really got bitten off.
378
00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:57,207
It's just... Um, I wanted
you to think I was cool.
379
00:25:57,208 --> 00:26:01,040
I mean, you are cool. You're cool. You're
the coolest, coolest guy in London.
380
00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:02,500
I'm all right.
381
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,500
-You're okay! You're okay.
-What? What you doing?
382
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:10,749
Final confession, I am in love with you.
383
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,457
What are you talking about?
384
00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:14,749
Gaz, that is crazy!
385
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,832
No, I am. Seriously.
386
00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:18,790
I've loved you since the moment I
laid eyes on you for the first time.
387
00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:23,249
What? I'm old enough
to be your mother!
388
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:27,165
When you first met me, you thought I
was the person on my phone. This person!
389
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:31,458
If you was my mum, you would have
had to have me when you was nine.
390
00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:35,415
My point being is that you
understand me, Jessica.
391
00:26:35,416 --> 00:26:38,249
-All right? You laugh with me, not at me.
-Oh!
392
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:40,624
And if I'm being completely
honest, you're my rock.
393
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,290
That's the most lovely
thing I've heard.
394
00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:44,832
I'm not trying to be condescending,
but you don't love me.
395
00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:48,832
You just live with angry British
people who throw things and yell.
396
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:51,957
I see your sweetness
and your softness.
397
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:55,332
Now that I am thinking about
it, I've never wanked to you.
398
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:58,374
Well, that's fuckin' rude of you to say.
399
00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:01,374
I might be your mom, but
I'm your hot teen mom.
400
00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:03,707
I'm too naughty. You
don't wanna mess with me.
401
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,624
You don't wanna see what
I can do to a popsicle.
402
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:14,624
There they are. All
the lot of those freaks.
403
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:16,540
What do
we want? Low emissions!
404
00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:17,790
When do we want them?
405
00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:19,707
All right. Just drop me
off here. I'll get out.
406
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:22,999
Get out? Well, I... I can't stop on
a motorway, so just bear with me.
407
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:26,208
Thank you, Gaz.
408
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,125
Anything for you,
my American beauty.
409
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:33,082
-Okay.
-All right. Hang on a minute...
410
00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:40,540
I'm so
sorry. I'm so sorry.
411
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:42,124
Sorry, Gaz!
412
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,540
No, I'll be... One second.
413
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,207
Okay. Okay.
414
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,499
Okay.
415
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,457
Don't move!
416
00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:51,915
I'm just comin' out of nowhere.
Just stop looking at me.
417
00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:54,040
-When do we want them?
-Soon! I
418
00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:56,332
-What do we want?
-Low emissions!
419
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,082
I need
glue! Who has glue?
420
00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:00,332
Some of us actually
have jobs, you fuckwits!
421
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:02,874
You should have taken
the train, shouldn't you?
422
00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:04,207
Who has glue?
423
00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:06,082
-When do we want them?
-Soon!
424
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,082
-What do we want?
-Low emissions!
425
00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:09,332
When do we want them?
426
00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:12,250
Hi. I don't care
that you fucked old lady.
427
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:15,040
Oh yeah, sorry. I feel
really bad about that.
428
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,915
But, like, for the record, I
don't even think she was that old.
429
00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:20,165
Well, you said old,
so I figured over 60.
430
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,707
Well, maybe. She
might be late 50s.
431
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,874
It feels like... Don't get me wrong.
Like, I would fuck an old lady.
432
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:26,790
What?
433
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:29,957
No, but, as in, I feel like you're
picturing someone really old.
434
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,040
Like... Like gray hair. Like,
really haggard and, like, wrinkly.
435
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,499
But, like, she's, like, I dunno.
436
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,207
She probably, like, puts milk
and oil on her face and stuff.
437
00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,832
Like, she has, like, that vibe.
438
00:28:38,833 --> 00:28:41,665
Actually, sorry. I dunno why
I'm fighting you on this.
439
00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,165
I'm happy to see you.
440
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,583
I feel like when I'm with
you, I'm, like, safe.
441
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:49,624
And also, it can be scary 'cause I
think you're the most surprising,
442
00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:55,541
amazing, like, brilliant, like,
freaky creative alien I've ever met.
443
00:28:56,125 --> 00:29:00,415
And that can make me feel scared. The
idea of losing you is really scary.
444
00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:03,415
And so I think I just sped up
the process of breaking up.
445
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:04,707
We broke up 'cause of that,
446
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:06,540
though you shouldn't
have fucked that woman.
447
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:08,415
That's what I did. I'm
Mr. Sabotage. Like...
448
00:29:08,416 --> 00:29:10,457
Like, I did as much
of that as you did.
449
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,665
Amen.
450
00:29:12,666 --> 00:29:14,040
We're the sabotage twins.
451
00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,749
I don't wanna be twins,
though, 'cause I still...
452
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,415
-I don't...
-You crack on.
453
00:29:18,416 --> 00:29:19,624
Okay.
454
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:24,332
I think, um, that you're like this alien,
but you also feel like home, you know?
455
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,707
It just doesn't make sense,
456
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:28,207
but it also makes so much
sense, the most sense to me.
457
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,707
Just us. We don't make sense,
but we also make sense.
458
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:33,040
-Guys, the pigs. What do we want?
-Low emissions!
459
00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:34,124
When do we want them?
460
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:37,415
My time here in London's over, but I
wanted you to know before I left...
461
00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:38,874
-Okay, the police are here.
-Shit.
462
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,415
...what this time meant to me.
463
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:44,707
I adore you. And I... I don't wanna
live in fear and regret, you know?
464
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,832
I don't wanna live with
that. I wanna feel light.
465
00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:48,999
And I want to let you know
that you're wonderful.
466
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,875
Not despite all of your
baggage, but because of it.
467
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:54,166
You, like, healed me.
468
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:57,665
-Are you sure?
-Please don't arrest me!
469
00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,499
Please! I... I'm a
capitalist, you know?
470
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:04,207
I love global warming! I think it's
great. I mean, it's part of life, right?
471
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:07,290
That... Is... Is that a spatula?
You guys are really winging it.
472
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:08,915
Okay! I'm getting
up. I'm getting up.
473
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:12,790
I don't understand why he's
not getting arrested but I am.
474
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,749
Haven't you done
anything for love?
475
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,915
I mean, I'm just making
a big motion for love.
476
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,875
I wanted to tell
him that I love him!
477
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,957
Do you wanna get married?
478
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:23,707
What?
479
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,915
It's a genuine question.
Do you want to get married?
480
00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:28,624
-Are you making fun of me?
-No.
481
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,832
Uh... I just, um... I feel
like it's a weird time.
482
00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:34,249
Am I not getting... Why are
you arresting her, not me?
483
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,457
-Are you taking me?
-Is someone else gonna arrest me?
484
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:39,540
-I think I need to think about it...
-Why have you arrested her?
485
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:44,082
Okay, be careful with them! All right?
You don't need to drag them like that!
486
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:46,290
Actually, can I jump
in together with you guys?
487
00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,665
Just 'cause, like, Ubers
are really expensive.
488
00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:51,624
-We're in the middle of a conversation.
-I don't know if you have weapons.
489
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:54,749
Are we getting in the same car? I
feel like you're so...
490
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:58,749
Oh my God! Go, go, go!
491
00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:01,249
Don't... Don't let...
He's really fast.
492
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,207
You don't want him. He's
a really good Christian.
493
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:07,874
♪ I'm so tired of
workin' every day... ♪
494
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:13,082
{\an8}Yes, yes! Got it.
495
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:21,541
♪ If you've got the cab fare,
mister You'll do all right ♪
496
00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:28,541
♪ I want to see The
bright lights tonight ♪
497
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:35,333
♪ A couple of drunken nights
Rollin' on the floor... ♪
498
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,291
Welcome home.
499
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:42,707
Never again will a man
get between us, girls. Never.
500
00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:45,332
-Fuck Trent!
-Fuck him! Fuck him!
501
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,915
-We were so close.
-Morning.
502
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,416
Oh, morning!
503
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,457
Gorgeous!
Lots of engagement.
504
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:03,165
-Nice and loose. Come on.
-And then come down here. Fantastic!
505
00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:05,624
That's excellent!
So good, darling.
506
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:08,500
Yes! Now we're gonna
trot. Dum, dum, dum!
507
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:18,332
♪ I wanna see the
bright lights tonight ♪
508
00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:23,499
Can you imagine? This
is genuine monkey fur.
509
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,415
Oh, really?
510
00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:26,874
Actually, we don't have to
imagine because we're seeing it.
511
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,915
-But touch it.
-I would rather not.
512
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,957
-No, Mom. It's upsetting.
-Ingrates.
513
00:32:30,958 --> 00:32:32,624
-Because gorillas think.
-They think.
514
00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:34,749
And they can...
...sign.
515
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,999
-And they think.
-You just don't like me.
516
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,457
-Know what, Grandma? I'll take it.
-Are you sure? Otherwise...
517
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,540
Grandma, look at me.
I want a picture of you.
518
00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:44,207
Your lens cap is on, though.
519
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,957
Honey, I was a photo minor. I
know when my lens cap is on.
520
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:50,415
Well, he is right, but
you're spiritually right.
521
00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:51,457
She's always right.
522
00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:55,332
Strange, isn't it? We use the word, um,
"matrimony" to mean the married state,
523
00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:57,957
But actually... Do you know,
what it actually derives from
524
00:32:57,958 --> 00:33:00,082
is "mater," meaning "mother."
525
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:04,707
And then the second part, "monia," means
an activity or a device towards something.
526
00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:08,290
So the matrimony means preparing
a girl, not to be married,
527
00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:09,707
but to be a mother.
528
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,791
Do you think they'll have
vanilla cake, Pa?
529
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:16,041
Victoria sponge.
530
00:33:18,791 --> 00:33:21,999
I bet you she wears something
from ASOS. Not to be rude.
531
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,415
That's not rude. I mean, she'd
make Gucci look like ASOS.
532
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:26,999
Please stop the gossip.
Like, my heart is broken.
533
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,165
You're so brave.
534
00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:30,457
Just muy caliente. So brave.
535
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,082
-I'm brave and sexy.
-I know.
536
00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:34,249
I hope they will get divorced
when they see the outfit.
537
00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,999
-They will, 100%.
-Daisies?
538
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,290
-Do you want some daisies?
-There you go.
539
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:41,165
-Daisy for a daisy.
-Oh wow. Smells like shit.
540
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:43,999
Sorry, but what
the fuck are you wearing?
541
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,832
What, are you having a duvet day?
You're wearing white to a wedding.
542
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,499
You look like a baby that's
about to get christened.
543
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,582
It's insane.
544
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,833
You're not very nice to me,
and I don't like it at all.
545
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,333
What?
546
00:33:57,750 --> 00:34:00,249
What? I didn't realize you
wanted me to be nice to you.
547
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:05,291
-What are you talking about?
-Have you, uh, ever been divorced?
548
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:07,000
I have.
549
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,000
Would you like to again?
550
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:14,165
Uh, I don't shop in that
aisle anymore, but thank you.
551
00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:16,165
Ah, well, uh, my
hair's quite long,
552
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:19,790
so if my head were between
your legs, you'd hardly notice.
553
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,832
That's... That's a joke
about eating my pussy. Okay.
554
00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,874
Honey, you've gotta go...
uh, explore the space.
555
00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:26,999
-Lovely to meet you.
-It's an amazing church.
556
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,583
-Thank you.
-Kim, can I talk to you?
557
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,665
Uh, yes. Speak freely.
558
00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:33,624
Um...
559
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:39,165
My behavior was pretty inexcusable
in so many different ways,
560
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:41,332
and I'm really sorry.
561
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:46,791
But... if you wanna do
anything we did again...
562
00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:50,957
Um... you let me know.
563
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:54,082
-Okay.
-Okay.
564
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:55,375
I'll think about it.
565
00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,208
Please do.
566
00:34:57,708 --> 00:34:58,833
Still thinking.
567
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:00,290
Okay.
568
00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:05,083
-They're coming! Here they come!
-They're coming!
569
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:17,290
Dear Jessica,
here's your T-shirt.
570
00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:21,124
I would never have worn it if I thought
someone else was missing it so much,
571
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:24,374
but thank you for letting me
hold on to it for a while.
572
00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:26,874
It was a great transitional
wardrobe moment,
573
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,791
but I definitely won't be
needing it this season.
574
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:33,124
Hopefully the next shirt
will fit me a little better.
575
00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:35,582
Hope you can make this one
work with your new look.
576
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,791
Yours, Wendy Jones.
577
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:41,540
P.S. You're funny.
I fuck with you.
578
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,708
-How long do you wanna stay married?
-Wait, what?
579
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,790
Fuck you. That's not
funny. Are you kidding?
580
00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:55,624
Are you kidding?
581
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:58,290
I'm kidding.
582
00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,290
Or am I?
583
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:03,082
Stop. Stop it. You're
kidding. That's enough.
584
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,374
-Am I?
-Stop!
585
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,749
Just like that! And cut!
586
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:10,000
♪ In this modern panic ♪
587
00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:13,833
♪ Romance is flawed ♪
588
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:18,833
♪ And everything you transmit ♪
589
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:22,291
♪ Cannot be ignored ♪
590
00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:27,208
♪ Is this cycle magic? ♪
591
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:31,833
♪ Or just a cosmic force? ♪
592
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,833
♪ Are we a habit? ♪
593
00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,875
♪ All of my thoughts ♪
594
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:49,415
♪ Alone in lust ♪
595
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:53,749
♪ A road to rust ♪
596
00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:57,999
♪ In this true love trajectory ♪
597
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,832
♪ My love was
never meant to be ♪
598
00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:03,791
♪ For us ♪
599
00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:14,625
♪ On this lonely planet ♪
600
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:19,208
♪ We can't protect our world ♪
601
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:24,457
♪ 'Cause we're
collateral damage ♪
602
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:27,708
♪ And it's so out of control ♪
603
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:32,083
♪ So what's the
use of planning ♪
604
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:36,083
♪ When all I do is fold? ♪
605
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:41,749
♪ Trippin' over our sadness ♪
606
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:44,291
♪ I'm waiting for your call ♪
607
00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:54,957
♪ Alone in lust ♪
608
00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:58,958
♪ A road to rust ♪
609
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:03,540
♪ In this true love trajectory ♪
610
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:11,541
♪ My love was
never meant to be ♪
611
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,625
♪ For us ♪
611
00:38:14,305 --> 00:39:14,332
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