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{\an8}She was saying some really fucked-up
shit to me while you were sleeping.
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{\an8}Astrid!
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{\an8}She was telling me to get
the fuck out of the house.
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"I want to hang with
my mama."
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That's really rude. You shouldn't
be saying that to our guest.
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What else did you say? Said I was broke.
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Said I'm not as cool as I think I am.
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She said I had big
waste man energy.
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I told you not to say
that. That is so mean.
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She's a monster. I'm sorry.
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Fuck. I need to go.
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-Shit.
-You know, I could come with you.
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I mean, the pictures of
the house are so gorgeous.
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It's basically the
estate I came here for.
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It's basically Princess Diaries.
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Yeah, I feel like
going to parents'
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is more of a "be invited" than
"invite yourself" thing, no?
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Well, I thought we
were kind of past that.
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Look, we've got time.
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It's just like, I have
stuff to sort out today.
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It's gonna be boring.
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I guess I wish I knew what stuff it
was, but I don't want to be pushy.
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Then don't be pushy.
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See you later.
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You're awesome.
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Tell your mom I said hi if she
asks who you're fucking during sex.
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Ah. I don't know. I mean, it's
not a UTI. I've had those before.
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-Okay, yeast infection?
-Nope.
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It could be chlamydia.
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I don't know. You know...
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Okay, honey. I'm actually really busy
on my Land Acknowledgements Committee,
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and it's a Zoom meeting.
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So I'm gonna just pass
you on to Grandma, okay?
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-Finally. Bring it here.
-Finally. Okay.
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Hello, honey. Hi.
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I hear your poom-poom hurts.
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Wow, word really travels fast.
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Is it a shallow pain or
very deep on penetration?
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No, it's really deep. It's
deep, deep inside of my body.
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Okay, back in my time,
we had a name for that.
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-Honeymoon cystitis.
-What does that mean?
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You've overused the item.
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Wow. For only having sex with one
person, you really know a lot.
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Yeah, it's funny because
I started our honeymoon a virgin.
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The first night,
I was too tight.
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Just so nervous.
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The whole boat to
Cuba, I couldn't do it.
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It was like my noo-noo
was sewed shut.
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When we got to Cuba, we met up with
our friends, Nance and Charlie.
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Charlie says he wants to
go to this exclusive club.
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Moments later, before
we even ordered entrées,
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there was this woman on stage,
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shooting golf balls
right out her puss.
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A tiny man was catching
'em in his mouth!
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Oh my God.
Did you, like, freak?
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No, I didn't freak.
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I thought, well, if she
could shoot golf balls,
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I could handle one
midsized schlong.
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And you know what?
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After that, we had an amazingly
adventurous sexual life.
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And I got to know that woman,
and I became her understudy.
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Okay, that's an amazing story. It's
hilarious in all the right places.
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I just... I don't know what to do
about my sore insides right now.
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Oh, well, you... you
just tell your guy,
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"I adore you. You
drive me wild."
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"But we're overusing the
hardware."
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Look at these other cars.
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-Well, that looks like shit. Yeah.
-Look at the gray one.
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No, look at the
gray one properly.
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That looks like it's worth
less than this car to me.
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I'm doing you a favor
because I like your shoes.
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-Okay, fine. Yeah. Grand. Yeah.
-Yeah? Yeah.
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♪ He's got long skinny legs ♪
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♪ And holes in his pants ♪
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♪ I love the way he sings ♪
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♪ I've never really
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♪ 'Cause it's me ♪
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♪ I leave you with my image ♪
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♪ And if I ask you
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♪ They see what I see ♪
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♪ And I see what I get ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪
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Hi.
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You look so sour.
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Like you have a big chip
over your shoulders.
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I've been waiting
for 40 minutes.
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I had to watch a bunch of school
children dance into their parents' arms.
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It was like 1997 all over again.
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So, dance into mine.
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Come on. Feefee.
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Ah, dance, my little one.
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-Hi, hi, hi. Hello.
-Oh, Feefee.
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-How are you?
-I'm all right. Yeah, hi.
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Oh my.
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My little one.
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Okay.
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-The dog.
-Yeah, right?
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-Mm.
-Crazy.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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She looks sick.
Is she to die soon?
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No, she's not dying.
That's just what she looks like.
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She's expressing so
much with her eyes.
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She's, uh, saying,
"Love... Love me well."
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"I have to go from
here," or something.
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-Who, the dog?
-Yeah.
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Mama, I'm showing you the
picture because of the girl.
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What? Uh, this... this girl?
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-This girl, yeah.
-Ah.
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Uh, she feels solid.
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She won't blow away.
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Yeah, okay.
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But, uh... I like
Jacqueline's eyes.
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Jessica. Do you mean Jessica?
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I call her what
makes sense to me.
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Okay. All right.
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How is, uh... How's Pa doin'?
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Uh, you know, he's focused.
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And he's going to
get us out of this.
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I feel like it's a
bit late for that.
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Kind of running out of
luck, don't you think?
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I actually feel like if
he just accepted that,
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then, like, you two could get on
and enjoy your lives for once.
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No, no, no, no. No, Feefee.
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He's my... my knight
in shining armor.
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I chose him, so what choice
do I have now but to believe?
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No, not to believe. To know.
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-You want to stop by the old house?
-No, thanks.
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Maybe
we buy it back.
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Mm.
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Maybe you come
live there with...
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Jameseta?
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-Jessica. Yeah.
-Ah! Jessica, maybe.
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Your baby sleep in
your old bed.
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You never know.
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Mm-hmm.
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There it is.
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Well... look at her.
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I mean, it's not our house.
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We haven't lived there
for, what? Like...
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-Fourteen years.
-Okay.
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Shall we go?
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-Go in. Nobody home. They...
-What the fuck?
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They leave the door unlocked.
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I check every day.
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Are you trying to get me
arrested for trespassing?
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You can't be arrested
in your own home.
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-Once your home, always your home.
-That is not how it works.
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That's not the law.
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Hmm.
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-Okay, fuck it. You coming?
-Mm.
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Mm, I stay here. Smoke a joint.
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Cool. We can both get
arrested on separate charges.
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-Not terribly bad, eh?
-It's amazing.
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I wrote that
in only ten minutes,
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after Ma ran away for the
weekend with Leland Fellows.
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I love it.
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What are you thinking?
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Huh, Feefee?
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-Well, I suppose...
-No! Don't talk!
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Don't! Don't tell me,
darling. Please.
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Don't hang up.
Please, Baron! Please.
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I love you so much!
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I can't promise I won't
do something awful.
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You don't need
anybody who makes you sad.
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How
did you get so wise?
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My wise little boy.
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You know why you're
here, don't you, Felix?
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I... I think so.
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I work hard for this life
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and to pay for you to
attend a very fine school.
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And the deal is, you must at
least try not to let yourself down
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and let me down in the process.
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And... this.
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This just shows you aren't even trying.
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It's okay.
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You come in.
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Are... you all right, Mama?
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Your father, he
lives in his own world, so...
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Here I am, in my own world.
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Hmm?
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Mama?
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Pa?
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-When do they come back?
-When will who come back?
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Pa and Mama. They've
been gone for so long.
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I don't feel so
well. I have a fever.
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Who's looking after you?
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Who cooks for you? Who cleans for
you? Who makes you your dinner?
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You do.
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And who's here when you
wake up and when you go to sleep?
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You are.
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When will you
get it through your head?
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They aren't here.
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Now, tell me you love me.
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I love you.
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Say
it again, louder.
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I love you.
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-Hey.
-Hey, my boy.
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Well, I hope you are
nice and hungry, Felix,
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because this is
quite a hearty roast.
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You know we're not hired help,
Ma. Do you want to lend us a hand?
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00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,499
-She doesn't have to.
-Yeah.
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-Thank you, baby. You are so kind.
-Can someone spot me here?
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-As, you know, I got the...
-Aha!
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The tachycardia I'm suffering
from makes me dizzy sometimes.
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Self-diagnosed.
Self-diagnosed tachycardia.
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The NHS has one-year
waiting lists, Felix.
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Broken fucking country.
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And frankly, yes, I'm
gonna use the Internet.
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And my best-preserved organ.
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The pancreas.
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I... I'd rather be
dead than live here.
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Your Japanese is weird.
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Cool chat.
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00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,124
Can I just ask, Ma, is
that like an empty threat,
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or are you telling us
what you're gonna do?
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-Like, just letting us know?
-I... I... I never sleep. It's torture.
218
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The sound of the light bulbs.
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-It'll soon be all right.
-Whatever!
220
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:38,332
Look, I'm in talks
with Jack DeBove, okay?
221
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:42,415
And, uh, I'm thinking of
investing in a small enterprise
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that offers car insurance to
people with heavy police records.
223
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-Oh, nice.
-Yeah.
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Glad you're finding a way to make
the world a better place, as per.
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-Yes.
-He's a narcissist, you know.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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That had never crossed my mind.
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-Oh! And it's so lonely now with you gone.
-Mum, is that enough?
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My only playmate. You know that?
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Have you thought about, like, do
you know what a friend is, Ma?
231
00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:07,665
-Maybe think about getting friends.
-Friend?
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00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,832
Yeah, I recommend it.
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She's entirely
devoid of friends.
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I'm moving out, you know?
The moment I find a job.
235
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,540
My friend Justine has
a massive boiler room.
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00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:19,999
What? Did you say boiler room?
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00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,124
-Is that a euphemism?
-Is that even safe?
238
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,415
Please don't tell
me off about this.
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I'm exhausted.
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-My mind feels crispy.
-Like, that's resourceful.
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I was gonna say, that's,
like, resourceful.
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Like, good for you. Boiler
room, yeah. Sounds cozy.
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Oh, that's nice. I thought
that you were teasing me.
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You've always teased me,
though I'm ten years older.
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00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:44,207
-And it's meant to be reversed.
-Aiko, potatoes and Yorkshires, please.
246
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:47,207
I could say that you're a cocaine
shovel with holes in all your socks.
247
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:48,749
I'm genuinely not teasing you.
248
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,040
I genuinely think that is a
resourceful choice to make,
249
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:54,082
and you're always making resourceful
decisions, and I respect you.
250
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:57,707
Also, in your own fucked-up way,
you're kind of a brave person.
251
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,957
Right, guys?
252
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,540
Also, in terms of cocaine, I don't
know if this has penetrated for anyone,
253
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,415
but I've been clean for
nearly three years...
254
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:08,082
-Felix.
-Uh, yeah, cool. No one cares.
255
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,040
Do you have space for the
piano where you're living now?
256
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,957
Why? Are you getting rid of it,
finally? You ask me this every year.
257
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:16,290
-Swedish death, they call it.
-"No" is the answer.
258
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:20,374
It... It's the act of releasing
all your worldly goods
259
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:23,082
before you've left the planet.
260
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,832
It means your descendants
don't have to squabble
261
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,290
and, you know, sort
through your detritus.
262
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:33,957
So your children can mourn your passing
without haggling with an auction house
263
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,290
or... hunting
for... for storage.
264
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,875
Family, could we please
talk a bit about Daryl?
265
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,040
I really like him.
266
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,749
I may even L-O-V-E him.
267
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,707
His eyes, they are the
strangest shade of red.
268
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:50,915
-Oh, cool. Like a vampire?
-No, more like a bunny.
269
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:54,999
And, you know, he's a party clown, which
means he's wonderful with children.
270
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,624
-Heard of John Wayne Gacy?
-Yeah. That's what that normally means.
271
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,082
He found a bunch of baby
squirrels on Long Mynd,
272
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,666
and he just fed
them various milks.
273
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,499
"Various milks"?
274
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,165
Cool, so, like, bunny
dad, squirrel babies?
275
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,665
Don't make fun.
276
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,999
He could be my husband.
Your brother-in-law.
277
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,082
You love to love, Alaia. Huh?
278
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,290
For that, we love you.
279
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:21,915
Just love someone who never
moves you to a bungalow.
280
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,915
-Whoa. It's a burn. Ouch.
-What?
281
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:28,457
Do you know, a single rabbit
can have 1,000 babies in her lifetime?
282
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,749
And if it's a male one,
tens of thousands more.
283
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:36,040
That's why the phrase, "fuck like
bunnies" has entered the lexicon.
284
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:40,290
It's interesting, learning the
origins of our words and phrases.
285
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,290
Thanks, Pa.
286
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,790
-Yeah. Thanks, Pa.
-Mm.
287
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:47,499
I feel like if she did kill herself,
you'd be quoting facts over her grave.
288
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,957
Yeah, I need that
gravy sauce. I need it.
289
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,040
-Thank you.
-It's weird to hear you say "fuck."
290
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,915
So, uh, you have it?
291
00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:58,582
Yeah. I don't understand why
we have to do it out here,
292
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,165
like some kind of drug deal.
293
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,915
I don't want to... I don't
want to trouble your mother.
294
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,582
She's been through a lot, and
worry doesn't agree with her.
295
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,124
Her head's been aching.
296
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,582
What are you even going
to do with 1,000 quid?
297
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:13,874
Uh, well, half is for bills.
298
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:19,124
The other half is to start a payment plan
with Jean-Philippe to buy back the house.
299
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:22,540
With 500 quid?
300
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:25,749
Well, it'll show him I'm
good for it, you know.
301
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,665
But you're
not good for it.
302
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:31,000
Fine, look. It's not my business.
Do with it what you want.
303
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,250
Thank you.
304
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:38,124
It's just temporary, you know. It's, um...
I'll soon get out of this little hole.
305
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,416
We'll get the house back.
306
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,541
You know me, Felix. I've
always been a bit of a chancer.
307
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,332
I've had plenty of
success in my life.
308
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:51,082
I... I've paid for my parents to
live through their golden years,
309
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,915
put you lot through school.
310
00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:54,500
Not quite, in my case.
311
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:57,457
But, uh, I... I admit,
312
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:03,040
I sometimes fly a little close to
the sun, but I land on my feet.
313
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,457
It's funny, 'cause you always got so
angry with me when I took chances.
314
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:09,707
Like, when I moved to London, quit
school, tried to be a musician.
315
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,624
You were livid.
316
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,832
Yeah, well, here's the
thing about chances.
317
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,208
Um, they've got to come off.
318
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,333
Okay.
319
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:23,124
How's this one going for
you? Do you know what, Pa?
320
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:26,207
I sort of feel like we need
to get a bit real about this.
321
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,707
It's not like you were born with
a silver spoon in your mouth.
322
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:32,875
Wasn't your dad some Hungarian
immigrant who delivered milk in Croydon?
323
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,332
Who told you you were supposed
to become some fucking lord?
324
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:40,957
I had a dream about
my father last week.
325
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,999
It was the strangest thing.
326
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,125
And I looked at him,
and I said, "Henry."
327
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,833
"What are you doing here?"
328
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,541
And he stared
straight back at me.
329
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:57,375
And he said, "Simon, don't
be a servant to fortune."
330
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:01,040
'Kay. What the fuck
does that mean?
331
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,915
Don't live your life
in search of luck.
332
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:08,582
Because maybe we each get
so much luck in our life,
333
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,124
and we must be grateful
for the luck we have
334
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,916
and stop hunting for more.
335
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:19,457
Look, thank you for this. Thank
you for the walking-around money.
336
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:23,750
I suppose there comes a time when every
child takes over from their parent.
337
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,375
We spent what we had on you.
338
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:28,541
Now it's your turn.
339
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,791
You're not going to ask
where I got it from?
340
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,583
Well, I assume you
didn't steal it.
341
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,250
Nice walk for my men?
342
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,665
-Glorious.
-Oh. Hello.
343
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:08,832
Hi.
344
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,874
Okay, I'm off.
345
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,791
-Bye. Bye, sis.
-Bye.
346
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,332
-Mm!
-See ya. Bye, Ma.
347
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,624
Love you. Love you, Feefee.
348
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,332
Okay, yeah. Okay.
349
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,040
Mm!
350
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:29,500
We all have pain. Hmm?
351
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:34,333
We aren't made perfect. Hmm?
352
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,458
But we have tried.
353
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:43,208
-Okay. All right.
-Mm.
354
00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,707
Thanks, Ma. See you.
355
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,374
Okay.
356
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,290
-See you, Pa.
-Mm.
357
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:51,458
Hope so.
358
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,165
Naughty.
359
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,665
Someone, throw a
bucket of water over her.
360
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:07,625
-You did.
-Mm.
361
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:13,458
When Victoria ascended
the throne in 1837 at just 18,
362
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,874
the possibility of marriage to her
first husband, Prince Albert...
363
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:25,249
Oh my God, did you know Queen Victoria
is the reason why lesbians are legal?
364
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,957
Other than that, her
life's been a real snooze.
365
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,207
How was your day?
366
00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,707
I feel like I'd make a
good royal, actually,
367
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:34,458
because I just love sitting
on tuffets and stuff.
368
00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,166
-Are you all right?
-Yeah.
369
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,458
No, something's
wrong. What's wrong?
370
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,832
No, I'm literally just arriving.
371
00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:50,040
Why are you staring at me
like that? Fuckin' hell.
372
00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:51,625
What happened?
373
00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:56,582
Something happened. I want to know. I
don't want to be an emotional detective.
374
00:22:56,583 --> 00:23:00,041
Literally, nothing's happened. I'm
just, like, making a cup of tea.
375
00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:02,666
Okay.
376
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,499
What the fuck are
you doing?
377
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,665
I did that 'cause I
know it's all plastic,
378
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,165
and I'm trying to shock you.
379
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:12,166
So tell me what's going on.
380
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:21,374
I mean, I can tell you, but, like,
if I do, there's no unsaying it.
381
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:24,083
We can't go back to a time
when I haven't said it to you.
382
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,000
And maybe you
don't want to know.
383
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,666
I always wanna know.
384
00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:31,916
Well,
385
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,833
my parents don't live in
that fancy house anymore.
386
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,666
They live in, like, a weird
bungalow by the airport.
387
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,166
And...
388
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:45,707
I sold my car this morning.
389
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:49,249
'Cause my dad has, like, 70
pounds in his bank account,
390
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:54,208
and then I got so, like, angry
with his whole way of being that
391
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,250
I stole it back.
392
00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:00,749
My sister's in her forties. She
still plays with cuddly toys.
393
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:05,332
My mum's, like, constantly
threatening to kill herself.
394
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:08,957
-Hmm. They sound fun.
-Yep. They're fun.
395
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:11,332
Oh, fuck's sake.
396
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:14,040
I'm trying to fucking tell you
something. You keep crowding me out.
397
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,582
I'm just trying to be nice!
398
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:17,415
I... I'm just gonna stay here,
399
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:20,457
but I want you to know that there's
a shaking woman in the kitchen.
400
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,582
'Cause I wanna help.
401
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:25,583
But I'm not... Um, I will give you space,
and I'll just be here in the kitchen.
402
00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:32,332
Honey! What's wrong?
403
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:42,166
I was brought up by... a nanny.
404
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,791
'Cause my parents were always
405
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:49,041
fucking doing something. And...
406
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:54,625
She wasn't a very
nice person, I guess.
407
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,708
And, like...
408
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,416
Mum and Dad were always, like...
409
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:08,333
too wrapped up in their own shit to
notice that there was, like, a...
410
00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:14,374
you know, like, a kiddy fiddler living
in the house with their children.
411
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:15,666
Oh my God.
412
00:25:18,666 --> 00:25:20,499
Like, she molested you?
413
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,208
Yeah, that's what
kiddy fiddler means.
414
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:28,666
You know, I... I think a babysitter
did something to me once.
415
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,290
I don't know for sure,
416
00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:34,249
but... I always feel weird when
I see this certain color of tile.
417
00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:36,500
What is this, like
a molest-off now?
418
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:38,999
My God, no, I'm sorry.
419
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,832
I'm sorry. I... I was just...
420
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:42,624
I was saying that
because I... I'm here,
421
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:46,957
and I'm not scared because I'm here,
and I'm not scared, and I see you.
422
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:50,582
I'm just trying to make you feel
better 'cause I'm sorry that happened.
423
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,833
I'm sorry
that that happened.
424
00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:01,915
I have a very chaotic mind, and
you're gonna start to notice.
425
00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:05,625
And, like, I was never
really tucked in as a kid.
426
00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:10,374
So, like, whenever it gets dark,
I always get this weird feeling
427
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:13,625
that, like, everyone's
going to a party without me.
428
00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:15,790
I don't know, maybe that's
429
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,416
why I'm always trying to
find a party or something.
430
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:23,083
You were
never tucked in?
431
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,333
-Huh?
-You were never tucked in?
432
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:32,207
Okay, so, in a traditional
tuck-in at my house,
433
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:35,499
first, I have to make
you kind of a burrito.
434
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,415
-Okay.
-Okay?
435
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:39,290
Do you feel good? Want your arms
out? Do you want your arms out or in?
436
00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:40,415
Yeah, sure.
437
00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:43,250
Okay. And then I would
438
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,665
do waterfalls like that.
439
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:47,916
What are you...
440
00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:52,290
Does that feel nice? You
have to take it seriously.
441
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:54,208
Okay, yeah, sorry. Yeah.
442
00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:58,290
-Mm. Nice and relaxing.
-Yeah, that is kinda nice.
443
00:26:58,291 --> 00:26:59,833
That is kinda nice.
444
00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:03,624
-No. No.
-What?
445
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:08,332
I adore you. You drive me wild, but,
honey, we're overusing the hardware.
446
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:11,624
-It's not about that. Not tonight, okay?
-Understood.
447
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,915
And plus it's weird,
'cause I'm tucking you in.
448
00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:15,624
So stay focused.
449
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,332
-Okay.
-Don't make it sexual.
450
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,165
-Yeah.
-Yeah, check out.
451
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,582
Okay, and now I'm
gonna sing to you.
452
00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:28,000
But I'm a little
bit rusty. So I'm nervous.
453
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:32,249
Um, but this is, like,
my dad's favorite song
454
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,832
that he would always
sing to us, okay?
455
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:35,166
Okay.
456
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:45,583
♪ Oh, a song will
lift As the mainsail shifts ♪
457
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:51,125
♪ And the boat drifts
on To the shoreline ♪
458
00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:55,332
♪ And the sun will respect ♪
459
00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:58,333
♪ Every face on the deck ♪
460
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:02,791
♪ The hour that
the ship rolls in ♪
461
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:09,041
♪ And the sand will roll
out A carpet of gold ♪
462
00:28:09,666 --> 00:28:13,500
♪ For your weary toes
to be a-touchin' ♪
463
00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:20,250
♪ And the ship's wise men
Will remind you once again ♪
464
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:27,000
♪ That the whole wide
world is watchin' ♪
465
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:32,791
I love you.
466
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:39,374
♪ I found God ♪
467
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:42,999
♪ On the corner of
First and Amistad ♪
468
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,666
♪ Where the West ♪
469
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:49,665
♪ Was all but won ♪
470
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,333
♪ All alone ♪
471
00:28:53,208 --> 00:28:56,332
♪ Smoking his last cigarette ♪
472
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:59,000
♪ I said, "Where you been?" ♪
473
00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:03,000
♪ He said, "Ask me anything" ♪
474
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,666
♪ Where were you ♪
475
00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:10,415
♪ And all I needed was a call ♪
476
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,165
♪ That never came ♪
477
00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:18,999
♪ To the corner of
First and Amistad ♪
478
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,999
♪ Lost and insecure ♪
479
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,250
♪ You found me, you found me ♪
479
00:29:27,305 --> 00:30:27,388
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