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[theme music playing]

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Woo-hoo!

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-[yells]
-[giggling]

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Woo-hoo!

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-[bears] Woo-hoo!
-[trumpets playing]

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-[snarls]
-[growls]

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Woo-hoo!

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[Witch] Hmm?

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-[cheering]
-[shrieks]

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[loud crash]

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[retches]

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Woo-hoo!

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[crunches]

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[gulps, farts]

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-[cheering]
-[giggling]

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-[grunts]
-[squeaks]

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[music ends]

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[narrator] The tale of Hansel and Gretel

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is about a witch
who lures children to her house

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by decorating it with candy.

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In this story, bears do that.

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Wait, what?

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[bear 1] Come on, brothers!

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My vision is sugary, but not saccharine.

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We've got to make
this house sweet, sweet, sweet.

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[grunting]

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Yeah!

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-[squeaks]
-[grunts]

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[giggles]

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Huh?

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[scoffs]

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[whistling]

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[chuckles softly]

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[farts, exhales]

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[loud bang]

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Hmm? Yeah!

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-You're doing a fantastic job.
-[loud bang]

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[shrieks]

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[bear 2] Sorry.

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Maybe I'll wait inside.

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Remember, decorate my house
for the Annual Candy Cottage Contest,

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and I'll give you
all the potatoes you want.

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Potatoes.

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[grunts]

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[chuckles, slurps]

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-[Little Red Riding Hood] Whatcha doing?
-Ooh!

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Uh, definitely not eating candy
when we're supposed to be working.

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[chuckles]

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We're decorating the Witch's house
with candy in exchange for potatoes.

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You know, normal fairy tale stuff.

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Oh. Well, it was nice knowing ya.

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♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪

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Wait. Why did you say, "Nice knowing ya"?

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Oh, I said that because
the Witch is probably gonna eat you,

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and we're never gonna
see each other again.

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[sniffs, retches]

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Bye now.

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♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪

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Wait, the Witch isn't going to eat us.

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[chuckling]

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-Silly bears. Can you keep a secret?
-[bears] Mm-hmm.

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The rumor is
the Witch decorates her house with candy

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so she can lure little children to it.

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There's probably a few locked up
in there right now.

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[bears] No!

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Yes, and when the children have eaten
lots of candy and gotten very fat,

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she eats them.

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[bears yelling]

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Little bears too.

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But… we're little bears!

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-[bears gasping]
-He's right. We are.

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Nice knowing ya.

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♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪

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[bears gasping]

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-[dramatic music plays]
-[Witch laughs maniacally]

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[dramatic swell]

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Run!

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[bears yelling, panting]

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Huh? Hey, stop.

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[bears grunting]

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What are we doing?

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We were running for our lives,
which I'd like to keep doing.

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No, I mean, the Witch is our friend.

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We can't just believe
every rumor we hear about her.

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We can if the rumor is
she's going to eat us.

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We've at least got to check this out
for ourselves.

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Come on!
Back to the Witch's house, brothers.

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[bears] Back to the Witch's house.

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[eerie music playing]

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[dramatic swell]

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-[door creaking]
-[bears whimpering]

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Look!

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[ominous music playing]

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Children.

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[shuddering] Look at them!

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Innocently sleeping there

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with no idea
the Witch is going to eat them.

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-[faint chatter]
-[bears gasping]

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Here she comes. Don't let her see us.

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[bears grunting]

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[inhales deeply]

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪ I'm making candy ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! ♪

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♪ I'm making candy ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ A little bit of this
A little bit of that… ♪

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[gasps] She's making more candy.

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Just like Little Red said
to fatten the children up.

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So she can eat them. [groans]

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[grunts]

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[groans]

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Ow!

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Huh?

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[upbeat music continues]

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♪ I'm making my candy ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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[humming]

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[gasps] Aren't you cute and delicious?

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[bears gasping]

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-[crunches]
-[Witch] Mmm!

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-[bears yelling]
-[Witch] Hmm?

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[yelling]

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Bears, no potatoes if you don't finish!

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-[yelling continues]
-[Witch] Bears! Where'd you go?

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[bears grunting]

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She's going to get us! Quick, hide!

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-[grunting]
-[squeaks]

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[frenetic music playing]

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-[bears panting]
-[grunting]

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[grunts]

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[yells, grunts]

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[shuddering]

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[music fades]

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[bear grunts]

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[muffled] Is it okay to come out now?

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It's hard to understand you in that thing.

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[bear] What?

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I said it's hard
to understand you in that thing.

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[loudly] What?

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I said…

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[groans, grunts]

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[yells] I said it's hard
to understand you in that thing!

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-Whoa, you don't have to yell.
-Wait, what are we doing?

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We were hiding to save our lives,
which I'd like to keep doing.

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No, I mean,
we left those poor little children

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locked up, just waiting
to be eaten by the Witch.

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[gasps] Those poor children.

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Guess there's only one thing to do.

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Finally move to that tropical island
made of potatoes and eat the island?

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No, we've got to go back
and save those children.

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I don't know what everyone has
against island potatoes, but okay, I'm in.

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-For the children.
-[bears] For the children!

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-[bears panting]
-[grunts]

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Ugh! Bears. Now I've got to get
more ingredients, make more candy,

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and finish the decorating myself!

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[groans]

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[broom creaking]

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[revving]

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Now's our chance.

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We'll rescue the children
before she gets back.

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[whimsical music playing]

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[grunting]

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It's locked.

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We just need to climb up to the chimney.

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Hmm?

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[whimsical music continues]

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[farts]

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-[loud bang]
-[yelling]

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-[loud crash]
-[cat screeches]

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Brothers, we need a new idea.

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Time to get brainstorming.

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[bears] Butt scratch circle!

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Oh yeah. Oh, that's good.

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[bears moaning]

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I've got it.

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All we have to do is find tools
that happen to be lying around

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and are also unexpectedly perfect
for breaking into a witch's house!

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But where are we supposed to find those?

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Uh…

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-[all] Hmm.
-Huh?

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[upbeat music playing]

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-[bear 1] Yeah!
-[bear 2] Yay!

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-[bear 3] Yippee!
-[bear 4] Wahoo!

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[panting]

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[bear 5 yells]

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[grunts]

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[exhales] Uh--

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Huh? Hmm.

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[grunting]

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-Yeah!
-Yay!

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Yoo-hoo!

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Huh? Whoa!

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[grunting]

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[bears] Huh? [grunting]

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[grunting continues]

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-[loud thud]
-[squeak]

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[bears sighing]

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Hmm?

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[grunting]

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[rumbling]

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-[heavenly music playing]
-[grunts]

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[bears cheering]

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[bears grunting]

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[bears yelling]

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-[yelling stops]
-[squeaking]

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[bears groaning]

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Ha! [panting]

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[grunting]

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[stirring music building]

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We made it! Wahoo!

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[bears] Hooray!

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[intriguing music playing]

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[whimpers]

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W… W… Wait, hey! [grunting]

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[whimpers]

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[grunting continues]

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[cauldron thuds]

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Hmm? Phew.

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[grunts]

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Hmm?

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I don't see children anywhere.

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[grunts] The Witch must've hidden them.

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We've got to find them and fast,
brothers! Now! Go, go, go!

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Find those children!

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-[frenetic music playing]
-[loud clattering]

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Children.

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Children? Boo!

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-[bear 1] Children?
-[bear 2] Hey, children.

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-[bear 3] Where are you?
-[bear 4] Where are you?

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-[bear 5] Children?
-No one here.

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[bear 6] Yoo-hoo!

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No.

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[music halts]

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[footsteps approaching]

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[dramatic sting]

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[farts]

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What are you doing?

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[bears whimpering, shuddering]

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-We could ask you the same question.
-Yeah!

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We know you're luring children
to your house with candy

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so you can eat them!

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-[Witch] Eat what?
-[whimpering]

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That's crazy even for you bears.

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We saw you eat an innocent little child
with our own beady eyes.

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A child?

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Hold on.

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00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,375
Do you mean Billy?

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-[bears gasping]
-A gingerbread man?

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[bears] Huh?

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Well, then why did you want us
to decorate your house with candy

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if it wasn't to lure children?

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I told you why.

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For Fairytale Forest's
Annual Candy Cottage Contest.

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Ha! A contest. Right.

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And I suppose the king himself comes
door-to-door to judge.

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-[trumpets playing]
-[bears] Huh?

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[horses whinny]

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Next up for judging
on the Annual Candy Cottage Contest,

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the Witch's house.

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Ooh!

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[groans]

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[march music playing]

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-This is beautiful.
-[creaking]

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00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:00,791
-[thuds]
-[grunts]

266
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:05,375
[grunts] The most original design
I've seen in years.

267
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,333
-What?
-Yay!

268
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,333
Yes!

269
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:11,541
-I award you first prize, madam.
-Huh?

270
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,583
I mean, thank you?

271
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:15,291
[King Charming] Congratulations.

272
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,625
-[whip cracks]
-[horses whinny]

273
00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,416
Huh? Go figure.

274
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,500
Thanks, bears!

275
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:25,500
So is now a good time
to ask for our potatoes?

276
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,291
[groans]

277
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,666
[bears gasping] Oh!

278
00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,541
[bears] Yay, potatoes!

279
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,708
-[gasps] Bearsies, what happened?
-[bears] Hmm?

280
00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:39,250
I'll tell you what.
That story you told about the Witch?

281
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,208
Totally not true.

282
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:45,041
-[chuckles] Course not, silly bearsies.
-[bears] Huh?

283
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:50,208
Don't you know you can't believe
anything you hear in fairy tales?

284
00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:52,000
-[chuckles] Bye now!
-[bears gasp]

285
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:54,750
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la-- ♪

286
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:55,791
[bears grunt]

287
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:57,541
Oops.

288
00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,375
[licking]

289
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,833
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

290
00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,750
Now she tells us.

291
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,625
[bears] Potatoes!

292
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,625
[bears chomping] Mmm!

293
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,375
[narrator] The story
of Jack and the Beanstalk

294
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,583
isn't the story we're telling today.

295
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:17,791
This story is about what happens
when bears eat magic beans.

296
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,041
Spoiler alert. Fart jokes ahead.

297
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,541
[bears yawning]

298
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:22,625
[bear 1] I'm starving.

299
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,708
Fraid it's going to be
a lean breakfast, brothers.

300
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:28,833
We're down to our very last potato.

301
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,958
[gasps]

302
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,416
Hey, where's our last potato?

303
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,416
[grunts]

304
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,500
I traded it.

305
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:37,625
-[bears] Huh?
-For magic beans.

306
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,458
[bears] Whoa!

307
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:44,625
You traded our last potato
for a bunch of useless beans?

308
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:48,250
Not useless, magic.

309
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,958
These beans will provide us

310
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:53,791
with all the beautiful music
and golden eggs we want.

311
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,416
-Huh?
-What we need are potatoes.

312
00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:00,375
Which we can buy
with all of our golden eggs.

313
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,875
[chomping]

314
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,666
-[bears gasping]
-What?

315
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:09,750
Brother, we were supposed to use
those beans to grow a giant beanstalk

316
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:13,125
and get beautiful music and golden eggs.

317
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,666
-[stomach rumbling]
-Hmm?

318
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,208
[bears] Huh?

319
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,750
Brother, are you all right?

320
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,916
No, my tummy feels funny.

321
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,250
Like I have to…

322
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,583
[bears] Huh?

323
00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:25,541
[grunts]

324
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:28,833
[groans, coughs]

325
00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:29,750
[burps]

326
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,458
-[wacky music plays]
-[groans]

327
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,083
[fanfare plays, halts]

328
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,291
[bears] Ooh!

329
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,208
[fanfare plays, halts]

330
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:42,125
Brother, what just happened?

331
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,458
I don't know.

332
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:46,375
I just opened my mouth and out came…

333
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,500
[wacky music plays]

334
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,416
[rock music plays, halts]

335
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,583
Music.

336
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,000
From the magic beans.

337
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,958
-[bears] Yeah!
-[bear 2] This is fun, Brother.

338
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,083
[bear 3] Music bear!

339
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,458
-[wacky music plays]
-[bears] Huh?

340
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,333
[upbeat music playing]

341
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:06,416
Yoo-hoo!

342
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,583
Yeah!

343
00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:09,041
[bears chuckling]

344
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,375
-[bear 1] Yay!
-[bear 2] Woo-hoo!

345
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:15,291
-[music halts]
-Hey, what about our golden eggs?

346
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:18,208
Aw, bears can't lay eggs.

347
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,208
Not with that attitude.

348
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:21,541
Come on, try.

349
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:25,833
Fine. I'll prove
bears can't lay golden eggs.

350
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,875
[straining]

351
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,458
-[yells]
-[bears grunting]

352
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,875
Phew!

353
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,250
Yep, solid gold.

354
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:39,166
Brothers, our lives
are about to change forever!

355
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:43,250
We're gonna get all the potatoes we want
with all these golden eggs.

356
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,666
And don't forget the music.

357
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,625
[wacky music plays]

358
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,208
-[bear 3] Woo-hoo!
-[bear 4] Yeah!

359
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,583
[bears] Woo-hoo!

360
00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:54,458
[bear 5] Here come three more.

361
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,125
Woo-hoo!

362
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,125
[bear 6] Yeah!

363
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,791
-[upbeat music playing]
-[groaning]

364
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:00,708
[grunts]

365
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,500
[bear 7] Yay!

366
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,583
[bear 5] Here comes another one.

367
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:05,541
[bear 3] Yay!

368
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,875
[King Charming] Halt!

369
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,875
[bears cheering]

370
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,875
Hmm?

371
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,750
-[bears cheering]
-Upside down.

372
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,375
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

373
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,416
-[horse whinnies]
-Your Majesty.

374
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,458
Are you okay?

375
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,625
Golden eggs?

376
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,291
-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah!

377
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,333
-[trumpets playing]
-[bears] Huh?

378
00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:28,958
[groaning]

379
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,916
[wonky trumpet music plays]

380
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,208
[clears throat] What talent!

381
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:37,333
I can't believe such beautiful music
came out of your mouth.

382
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:38,250
Oh.

383
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:43,416
And those golden eggs,
I can't believe they came out of your…

384
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,416
But the point is, I must have them.

385
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,916
You, them.

386
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,333
-[bear 1] Sorry, Your Kingliness.
-Huh?

387
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:55,041
Brother is busy laying these golden eggs
so we can buy all the potatoes we want.

388
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,583
Potatoes?

389
00:15:56,666 --> 00:16:00,708
If that's what you want,
why didn't you say so?

390
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,833
-Voilà.
-[bears] Oh!

391
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:05,916
[heavenly music playing]

392
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,666
-[bears cheering]
-Enjoy.

393
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,083
-Wow!
-Except you, my eggy maestro.

394
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:16,291
You and your special talents
are coming with me.

395
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,041
You think I have talent?

396
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,625
Yes, like a star.

397
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:22,875
Tell you what,

398
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:28,041
you lay all the eggs I want,
and I'll put on a command performance.

399
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,291
What's a command performance?

400
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:34,416
It's where I command and you perform,

401
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:38,375
and the perfect way
to make my subjects love me.

402
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:42,333
Brothers, did you hear that?
I'm going to be a star.

403
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:44,291
-Okay.
-See you later.

404
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:47,625
-Have fun being a star.
-Can't wait to hear how it goes.

405
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,333
[grunts] Huh?

406
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,416
-[King Charming chuckling]
-Bye.

407
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,375
[triumphant music plays]

408
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,166
-What's a star?
-I don't know.

409
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,791
I was thinking
I'd start the command performance

410
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,000
with something like this.

411
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:09,000
-[clears throat]
-[wacky music plays]

412
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,166
[hard rock music plays]

413
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,125
[King Charming] Stop! Stop!

414
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,750
No, no, no!

415
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,333
My subjects aren't going
to like that music.

416
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,500
Everybody's got notes.

417
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,000
-We'll worry about the concert later.
-Huh?

418
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,250
-For now, less music, more eggs.
-Huh?

419
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,958
-[whimpers]
-[whimsical music plays]

420
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,208
[pleasant music playing]

421
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:31,041
[narrator] Meanwhile, this was happening.

422
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,083
[bears munching]

423
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,500
-[bear 1] Over here.
-I'll take another.

424
00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:37,041
Woo-hoo! Potato party!

425
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,916
-[loud rumble]
-[bear 2 grunts]

426
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:40,833
[bear 2] Yeah.

427
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:42,291
[bears giggling]

428
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,958
[exhales]

429
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,208
-Life is good.
-[fly buzzing]

430
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,166
[sniffs]

431
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,750
-[slurps]
-Ew.

432
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,916
What? I like to keep one handy.

433
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,625
I wonder how Brother is.

434
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,416
-Never better.
-[bear 2 yells]

435
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:59,541
-Not you. Our brother, the star.
-[banging]

436
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:00,458
Huh?

437
00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:03,958
[carnival music playing]

438
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:11,166
Hey, look, it's a poster
for a command performance at the castle

439
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,833
with our brother, the star!

440
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,291
You know what we gotta do?

441
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:19,666
Eat potatoes until our stomachs
and butts blow up?

442
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:23,708
No, we've got to go see Brother's concert.

443
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:26,291
Eh, not as explosive, but I'm in.

444
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,708
[bears] Yay!

445
00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:31,000
-[bear 3] Let's go to the concert!
-[chuckles]

446
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,208
[gentle music playing]

447
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,583
[indistinct chatter]

448
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:39,916
[guard exhales]

449
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:44,083
[King Charming] Ooh,
my subjects are arriving.

450
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,083
Ready for your command performance?

451
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,416
I don't know, Your Majesty.

452
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,333
Making all this music
is giving me a sore tummy.

453
00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:55,041
And all this egg-laying
is giving me a sore--

454
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,541
But I need more eggs.

455
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,666
I know, and I'm sorry,

456
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,166
but I don't think
I want to be a star after all.

457
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,333
I miss my brothers, and I want to go home.

458
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,291
-[grunts]
-[King Charming] No, you don't.

459
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,875
I gave you a concert
in exchange for golden eggs,

460
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,291
and a deal's a deal.

461
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,666
[King Charming chuckling]

462
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,625
[sighs]

463
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,916
[wacky music plays]

464
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,291
[somber music playing]

465
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,666
-[bear 1] Brother, hey!
-[music halts]

466
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,416
Brothers, thank goodness you're here.

467
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,458
Of course. We want to see you be a star!

468
00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:44,125
I don't want to be a star anymore,
but the king won't let me leave.

469
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,875
-[bears] Huh?
-That's horrible!

470
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,416
Don't worry, Brother. We'll save you.

471
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,000
-Come on, brothers.
-[bears] All right!

472
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,916
[bears whistling]

473
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
[whimsical music playing]

474
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,333
I've got just the thing to help us.

475
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:03,000
Watch this.

476
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,458
[grunts]

477
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,375
[bears grunting]

478
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,416
[grunting]

479
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,500
-Huh?
-Ow!

480
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,250
[both exclaiming]

481
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:14,666
[grunting]

482
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,541
Works every time.

483
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,833
-[bears panting]
-[groaning]

484
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,166
[door opens]

485
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,375
We're here to rescue you!

486
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,625
And also, we kind of missed you.

487
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:30,250
-Aw! Thanks, brothers.
-[bears] Mmm.

488
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,541
[footsteps approaching]

489
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,291
-Uh…
-Get away from that bear.

490
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,166
[bears yelling, whimpering]

491
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,125
I'll handle this.

492
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,666
[wacky music plays]

493
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,000
-[whimsical music playing]
-[bears giggling]

494
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,833
[chuckling]

495
00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:46,916
-Huh?
-Bye.

496
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:47,833
Get him.

497
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,083
-[guards] Whoa!
-[loud crash]

498
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,625
[bears gasping]

499
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,916
[dramatic music playing]

500
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,750
[guard groans]

501
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,750
Stand back, brothers.

502
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:01,750
I've got one more
secret weapon. [straining]

503
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,875
[grunting]

504
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:07,000
-[bears yelling]
-Oh!

505
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,333
[bears grunting]

506
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,458
[farts]

507
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,416
-[horse whinnies]
-[bears] Whoa!

508
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,458
And now,

509
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:20,291
I'd like to present an incredible bear
with two amazing talents.

510
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,583
-[horse galloping]
-Hmm?

511
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,041
-[bears] Yah!
-[King Charming] What the--

512
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,958
My golden egg-laying bear!

513
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:29,291
Guards, stop them!

514
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:31,500
Is this part of the show?

515
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,416
[bears] Whoa!

516
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,291
-Yeah!
-What a performance!

517
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,708
Bravo, bears. Bravo. [chuckles]

518
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,375
[bears] Yay!

519
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,333
-Woo-hoo!
-[grunting]

520
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,625
-Huh?
-Whoa!

521
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,708
I'm a star!

522
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:49,500
-[guards yelling]
-[horse whinnies]

523
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,208
[yelling]

524
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,458
-[yells]
-[thuds]

525
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:56,041
Huh?

526
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,333
[grunts]

527
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,125
[wonky trumpet music plays]

528
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:01,625
[gasps]

529
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,208
-[gulps]
-[stomach rumbling]

530
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,291
[dramatic music building]

531
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,875
-[wacky music plays]
-[groaning]

532
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:13,458
[dramatic music plays, halts]

533
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,458
[dramatic music plays, halts]

534
00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:20,458
-Yay!
-Yahoo!

535
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,458
-[all cheering]
-You like it?

536
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,416
Watch this.

537
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,458
-[wacky music plays]
-[groaning]

538
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:31,000
[opera music playing]

539
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,250
[bears] Wow!

540
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,333
Yeah!

541
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:37,958
[music continues]

542
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,666
Thank you.

543
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,625
-[all cheering]
-Yeah!

544
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,708
Woo-hoo!

545
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,250
They love me. My subjects love me.

546
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,666
Thank you. Thank you. [chuckles]

547
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,875
-[stomach rumbling]
-[groans]

548
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,958
I don't feel so good.

549
00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,041
-Uh-oh. Time to go.
-Uh-oh.

550
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,041
What's going on?

551
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,708
-[Red Riding Hood] What's wrong with him?
-[groaning]

552
00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:05,333
-[King Charming grunts]
-[grunts]

553
00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:06,333
[all] Huh?

554
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:07,875
[all] Whoa!

555
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:09,625
-Yeah.
-Hey!

556
00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:11,291
[all chuckling]

557
00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:16,083
[exhales] The king has all the golden eggs
he could ever want.

558
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,208
Come on, brothers, let's go home.

559
00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:20,541
-My butt needs a rest.
-[whinnies]

560
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:24,333
Who needs golden eggs
when you've got potatoes?

561
00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:26,083
[chomping] Mmm!

562
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,500
-[golden eggs whizzing]
-[King Charming groaning]

563
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,291
[King Charming] I can't stop.

564
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,083
[whimsical music plays, ends]

565
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,541
[closing theme music playing]

566
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,125
[music ends]