1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,716 -I hate you. -Understood. 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:12,678 But I might need a bit more explanation as to exactly why. 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,723 Your first chapter is thrilling. 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:18,350 It's polished and it's ready to publish, 5 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,937 and how am I supposed to hand you my work in progress now? 6 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:24,732 Well, that was the deal that we agreed to. 7 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,234 But can we get back to the, "My work is thrilling" bit? 8 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,821 Oh, my God, Duncan, it is so good. 9 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,032 I'm so relieved. 10 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,409 Alright, this is mine. 11 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,747 And I'm so terrified. 12 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,334 Lily, what's wrong? 13 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:45,795 Diego... 14 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,590 broke up with me. 15 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,056 -Mm. -Ooh! 16 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,515 Alison, almond milk macchiato. 17 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:01,018 Poor Lily. Mm. 18 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:04,271 Breakups at that age are so Bronte sisters. 19 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,774 You know, I still feel a little of the pain 20 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,609 of my first high school breakup. 21 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,279 Well, it was only a few years ago. Give it some time. 22 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:15,032 Kevin Moss. Mm. 23 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:18,619 Yeah, he said he was into me, but it was just way too much. 24 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,620 Mm. 25 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,207 Guys, that may be my brand. 26 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,918 That flower market can kiss my ass. 27 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,754 It took so friggin' long, I'll barely have enough time 28 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,131 to slap on a light coat of bronzer before she arrives. 29 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,299 Before who arrives? 30 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:36,011 Giuseppe's shrink mother is coming from Rome for a week. 31 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,554 And I am not a fan of therapy. 32 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:40,224 I tried it once. He had all these insights. 33 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,060 -Ugh. -Like I need that. 34 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:43,894 Tidy up! 35 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,731 My future mother-in-law's on her way over from the Carlyle. 36 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:50,943 So, at this point, I don't even know how I'm gonna get Lily out of bed. 37 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,569 And with everything else that I have on my plate, 38 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,780 it's the last thing I need, is for my easy one 39 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,073 to just have a breakdown. 40 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,785 Why? What else do you have on your plate? 41 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,709 Oh, my gosh, I wanted to show you this new ring. 42 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:06,208 Ah, questo caffè è così dolce, 43 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,253 piccolo e intimo. 44 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,295 È il pane 45 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,589 -ha un profumo invivante. -Si, si. 46 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,299 When did you get this? I've never seen this one. 47 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,009 -Oh, bene, look who's here! -Hey! 48 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,928 Mama, I want you to meet my friends. 49 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,471 -Oh! -Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, 50 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,515 this is my mother, Dottoressa Gianna Amato. 51 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,642 Please, angel, why so formal? 52 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,311 We are all friends. Ladies, call me Gia. 53 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:30,023 Oh, it's so nice to meet you, Gia. And your English is perfect. 54 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:32,443 It should be. I was born in Buffalo. 55 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,697 Made my escape at 19 to study painting in Florence. 56 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,366 I was going to be the next Botticelli. 57 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:42,162 The arrogance of a 19-year-old American, yes? 58 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,832 But I fell in love, so here is my masterpiece. 59 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,208 Aw! 60 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,670 -We love your son. -Then, I love all of you. 61 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:57,134 This gorgeous man must be the Anthony I have heard so much about. 62 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,303 Ciao bello, I'm Gia. 63 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,345 Ciao. 64 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,181 Mama, this is not Anthony. 65 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,600 I hope his fancy, important, 66 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,228 head-shrinker mama enjoys this fucking foliage. 67 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,272 -This is Anthony. -Oh. 68 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,648 I didn't know you were here. 69 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:12,817 Ciao. 70 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,736 I wanted to make the place look its best for you. 71 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:19,156 I appreciate the effort. Now, please, set that down. 72 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,701 It must be heavy for a man of your size. 73 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,206 Take it. Take it. I said take it. 74 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,457 So, welcome. 75 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,710 What should I call you? Mrs. Amato? 76 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,589 Gianna? Mrs. Gianna? Mom? Mama? 77 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,551 You may call me Dottoressa Gianna Amato. 78 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:41,763 I'm afraid I made a very bad first impression. 79 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:48,978 You have some makeup on your neck, yes? 80 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,358 Yes. 81 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,736 Hey, I think we should throw Charlotte a party 82 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,154 for her birthday next week. 83 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:01,615 Okay! Let's do it at my new place! 84 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:04,409 I've been wanting to have a little housewarming there anyway. 85 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:09,623 Well, actually, I think it should be a kind of bigger party. 86 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:13,085 And I have all that space, plus you're working all next week, 87 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:17,005 -so, you know, just let me plan it. -Okay. 88 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:19,049 Well, it doesn't have to be a big thing, though. 89 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,218 -It's not her 60th. -No, I know. 90 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:24,179 I know, I know, I just feel like she... 91 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:27,266 she really needs to have some fun right now. 92 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,643 Why? Is something wrong? 93 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,645 Oh, no. What? What's wrong with Charlotte? 94 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,772 Is she sick? Is that what's on her plate? 95 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,484 No. No, no, no, no, no. No, she's not... Charlotte isn't sick. 96 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,903 Well, something is wrong, clearly! 97 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:42,155 -Are the kids okay? -Yes, the kids 98 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:45,409 are absolutely okay! 99 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,535 -Okay. -Okay. 100 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,955 And Harry? Is he sick? 101 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,623 Oh, my God! Harry's sick. 102 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,875 No! No! No, Harry is not sick. 103 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:57,462 Well, someone is sick! You just, like, froze when I asked if... 104 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,840 It's the dog! 105 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,800 Richard Burton has dog cancer. 106 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,719 He has an incurable tumor. 107 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,431 -Oh, no. -And he's dying. 108 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:09,474 Also, just don't say anything to her, 109 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,310 'cause she's really... 110 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,270 She just... she doesn't wanna... She's having a hard... 111 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,438 she doesn't wanna talk about it. 112 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,065 Okay, yes. 113 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,860 We have to go all out and make sure it's fun. 114 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,069 -All the fun. -Yes. 115 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,612 -Charlotte needs fun. -Yes! 116 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,324 Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. 117 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,451 I live two blocks away, 118 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,037 and today I was thinking, 119 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:33,790 why am I taking an expensive, dirty cab downtown 120 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:35,542 to get my eyelash extensions 121 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:39,629 when I can just walk into Lattes and Lashes? 122 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,549 Why don't you just take a Uber? 123 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,718 Here, let me take that. 124 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,598 Your nails are really something. 125 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,892 -Don't they get in the way? -The way of what? 126 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,479 Here, I'm just gonna put your pad on your face, okay? 127 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,522 Okay, ready? 128 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,318 Here you go. 129 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,446 You know, you don't have to rush. 130 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,199 I have cleared two hours. 131 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,409 Two hours? 132 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,369 I got three people waiting, diva. 133 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,412 -Period. -Three people waiting? 134 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:14,956 Oh, so you must be really good at this. 135 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,750 You are good at this, right? 136 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,419 I'm the best. 137 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:22,547 Hey... 138 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,468 would you like to come to my friend Charlotte's birthday party? 139 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,470 No, absolutely not. Deal-breaker. 140 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,472 Come on! It'll be fun. 141 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,265 Anyway, that's the goal. 142 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,518 Carrie told me that Charlotte's dog has cancer 143 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,896 so this party is supposed to lift her spirits. 144 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,109 You buried the lede! God, that's awful. 145 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:45,571 God, if something happened to my dogs, I simply don't think I could go on. 146 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:48,783 What's the poor pup's name? 147 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,160 Richard Burton. 148 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,706 Oh, I would say something snide here, but I named mine Sappho and Socrates. 149 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:03,074 150 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,882 Hello, you. 151 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:09,887 She hates me, right? Giuseppe's mother? So nasty. 152 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:12,848 I... 153 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,058 I think she was nice. 154 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:17,978 Yeah, but, like, nice-nasty though, right? 155 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:21,274 Like, Duck, Duck, Goose? Nice to you, nice to Char, nasty to me? 156 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,025 I hate to confirm your conspiracy theory, 157 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:28,780 but I am meeting Gia for lunch today. 158 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:33,076 Gia? Now it's Gia, and it's lunch? 159 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,579 Don't get mad. She invited me. 160 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,497 We kinda hit it off the other day. 161 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,625 Ah, of course, you did, 'cause you're not me. 162 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:41,334 Oh, my gosh, Anthony. 163 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:43,211 I have to get ready. I'm sorry, I gotta go. 164 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:45,797 Go! Go! Have lunch with your "Gia." 165 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,048 But put in a good word for me? 166 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,551 What, you want me to pimp you out to his mom? 167 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,012 You have to. I love him, he loves me, 168 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,847 he loves her, and she hates me. 169 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,433 And what's with the fancy airs? And the accent? 170 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,436 She's from Buffalo, home of the chicken wing. 171 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,479 Alright, I'll try. 172 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,522 Goodbye! 173 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:07,319 So, yes, I write about love, and men and women. 174 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,698 So, I'm always interested in other people's love stories. 175 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:15,577 There's so much to say about Giuseppe's father and myself. 176 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,121 Where to start? 177 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,663 Well... 178 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:24,170 I was 21, and his father was almost 50. 179 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,427 Shocking for America, but for Roma, not so much. 180 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,055 Alessandro was my first man, 181 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,308 and after him, the only man I ever wanted. 182 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,143 Mm. That's magical. 183 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:44,023 Well, it wasn't all magic. 184 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:50,111 My husband's teen children loathed me from day one. 185 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:53,073 Nothing I did mattered. Infuriating. 186 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:58,995 So much so, that I dropped art and dove head-first into Freudian theory, 187 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:01,040 just to try to figure out their psyche. 188 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,127 Sorry, I shouldn't spout on about stepchildren, but... 189 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,131 I guess Sancerre is the gateway to truth. 190 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,175 Not at all. It's actually... it's very interesting. 191 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:14,554 My boyfriend has children, and... 192 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,557 it's complicated. 193 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,475 Oh, so you're the enemy too? 194 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,937 No. No, no, no, I don't think. 195 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,522 Well... 196 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,567 maybe with one. 197 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,655 So, do you have any professional perspective to share? 198 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:39,744 Don't waste years trying to be who you think they'll accept. 199 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:42,331 Inauthentic beings never win. 200 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,749 Be yourself. 201 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,919 That way, at least, they're meeting the real you. 202 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,879 And just remember, it's always complicated 203 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,883 when a new love enters an established dynamic. 204 00:09:56,220 --> 00:10:01,224 Well, speaking of new loves, I would be remiss if I didn't tell you 205 00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:05,020 that Anthony is one of the most authentic 206 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,315 and loving people I've ever known. 207 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,401 Maybe I have him wrong. 208 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,070 Well, how do you have him? 209 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,616 I'd rather not say. 210 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,452 -Hi, ladies. -Hi. 211 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,871 Oh, my goodness. 212 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,460 These are all the same? 213 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,128 Yes, all of these. 214 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,255 Harry? 215 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,593 Harry! 216 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:38,929 Harry! 217 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,852 Hi, honey! 218 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,936 What are you doing here? 219 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:51,024 I'm buying Lily a "life isn't over" gift. What are you doing here? 220 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,318 -Harry! -Oh, boy. 221 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,030 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 222 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,451 I did not want you two to ever meet. 223 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,996 Well, Harry, do you want to tell her, or should I? 224 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:09,501 Tell me what? And bear in mind, I cannot hear any more bad news. 225 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,795 Bonnie... 226 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,047 is my personal shopper. 227 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,924 She picks out all your gifts. 228 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,926 Birthdays, anniversaries, Hanukkah. 229 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,428 Bonnie, I would like you to meet your wife, Charlotte. 230 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,639 Oh, hello. 231 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,099 Nice to meet you. 232 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,142 -And you have beautiful taste. -Aw. 233 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,396 But I do not need a birthday gift this year. 234 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:32,691 And you should be at home resting. 235 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,779 That is what I told him. So brave. 236 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,741 Well, any needs, I'm here. 237 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,160 Charlotte, I love that you are wearing that blouse. 238 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:47,289 I wasn't sure if it was too bold of a color for you. 239 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,840 "So brave"? 240 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,092 You told Bonnie? 241 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,803 I had to tell somebody. It was driving me crazy. 242 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,305 Do you know how hard it is not to talk to anybody about it? 243 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:07,434 Do I? Yes, yes, I do! I think I do! 244 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,270 You can tell Bonnie, and I can't tell my friends? 245 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,064 Bonnie is at Bergdorf's. She's not part of our lives. 246 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,985 It's totally different, babe. It just is. 247 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,072 Okay. Let's go home. 248 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,532 Oh, damn. 249 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,617 I wanted to get you the perfect birthday gift this year. 250 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:28,455 Don't you mean Bonnie wanted to get me the perfect birthday gift this year? 251 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,416 What, you want another Van Cleef and Arpels Lucky Animal dog clip? 252 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,334 'Cause that's me without Bonnie, okay? 253 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,088 Okay. Come on. 254 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,973 Well, to what do I owe this... 255 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,810 What... wait a minute, what's happening? Why... 256 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,815 Why is your left eye smaller than your right eye? 257 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,022 Cute story. 258 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,441 I was just at Union Square Café 259 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,110 trying to land a big client. 260 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,197 And my cheap-ass eyelashes started to molt. 261 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,199 -Well, what's cute about that? -Nothing. 262 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,160 -Day-drinking is required. -Mm. 263 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,412 Champagne or rosé? 264 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,206 Champagne. 265 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,125 Hey, stranger. 266 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,043 What are we celebrating? 267 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,755 Clearly, not you finally finishing Carrie's yard. 268 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:22,509 Well, good things take time. You wanna come outside and see? 269 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,594 Oh, I don't do dirt. 270 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,596 Seema's having a challenging day. 271 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:30,099 Which is even more reason for her to attend Charlotte's birthday party. 272 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,143 Did you just backdoor me a party invite? 273 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,021 I most certainly did, because I need this party to be fun, 274 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,689 and no one's more fun than you. 275 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,691 -I'm fun. -Well, "Fun Adam," 276 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:42,320 would you like to join us for a drink Saturday night? 277 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,614 I would. Yeah, we'll both be there. 278 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,074 Right, Seema? 279 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,661 Oh. Well, it depends what I'm doing Thursday and Friday. 280 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,830 Wait, your left eye's a little red. 281 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,166 Well, of course, it is. I started taking cabs for the first time in years, 282 00:13:55,167 --> 00:14:00,589 and beyond being so unsexy, I think they gave me whatever this is. 283 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,966 It's a loose eyelash. 284 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,468 -Ooh. -May I? 285 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,971 -It's clean. -Mm-hmm. 286 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,563 Make a wish and blow. 287 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,066 I wish Carrie's yard was finished. 288 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,401 Are you gonna blow? 289 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,735 Don't make me call HR. 290 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,738 Okay, I'll blow for you. 291 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,832 Gonna turn the water off soon. Nice seeing you. 292 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,459 Well, what was that? 293 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,004 -Nothing. -Sure felt like something. 294 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,757 Well, he's got a yogi girlfriend somewhere 295 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,635 and I am way too busy building a fake company 296 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,680 to be building a fake relationship. 297 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,516 If you say so. 298 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,518 That's great, you can just put them, you know, 299 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,478 against the wall and, oh, here they are. 300 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,938 You guys can decide what's the best... 301 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,149 Ooh. 302 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,568 Did someone order fun? 303 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,654 God, Miranda! Those are... 304 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,864 Wow, gosh, those are very pink. 305 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,532 -Her favorite color! -Mm-hmm. 306 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:13,120 Oh, where do you want the karaoke machine, Aunt Carrie? 307 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,165 -Is "not here" an option? -I told you. 308 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,375 You rented a karaoke machine? 309 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,461 No, I bought it. It was cheaper. 310 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,962 You said, "all out." 311 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,800 Nothing says "all out" like balloons and karaoke! 312 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,679 Isn't it great? They have confetti in them! 313 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,940 I'm here to apologize in advance 314 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,734 because tonight, there will be... what... 315 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,488 Wait, those are my pages. Are you... are you reading... 316 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,114 are you reading my chapter right now? 317 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,533 Just finished. 318 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,078 It's brilliant. 319 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,996 That opening sentence? 320 00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:00,541 "The woman wondered what she'd gotten herself into." 321 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,710 It just stopped me dead in my tracks. 322 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,796 Really? Oh, my God, I'm so relieved. 323 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,382 And the way it flows is so propulsive. 324 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,133 Well, you may want to stop complimenting me 325 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:14,514 because I came to tell you that tonight there will be noise upstairs. 326 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,391 A lot of noise. 327 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,767 Like... 328 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,102 karaoke, birthday, 329 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,438 -Cosmopolitans-level noise. -Oh, I see. 330 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:26,819 So, instead of gifting you a hotel room, which I did consider... 331 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,487 I'm begging you to join us. 332 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,448 And if, you know, you have any critique, 333 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,160 bad or, you know, I suppose good, 334 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,913 you can tell me over a drink and karaoke. 335 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,375 Regrettably, karaoke. 336 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,211 I love karaoke. 337 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:49,049 Well, that, my friend, is what they call in the biz... 338 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,843 ...a plot twist. 339 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,679 Oh, Carrie. 340 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,055 -The caterer's here. -Oh, already? 341 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,683 -Yeah. -Oh. 342 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,268 Oops! 343 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,854 Here, let me... 344 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,569 Could one of you give me a hand? 345 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,862 -Oh, hi. -Hello. 346 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,281 -Here, let me help. -Oh, okay. Thank you. 347 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,824 -Is that good? -Oh, perfect. 348 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:15,909 Great. 349 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,414 But do I have to come? 350 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,835 Well, no, honey, I guess you don't have to come. 351 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,505 Okay, Rock, so we're leaving in 20. 352 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,553 -Get up. -Mom said I didn't have to. 353 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,264 She obviously didn't mean it. 354 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,891 Lily, Mom's going through something. 355 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,101 I saw her sobbing in the pantry yesterday. 356 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,854 She's been totally stressed lately and needs us there. 357 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:49,025 Mom doesn't want me there like this, and it's not even a big birthday. 358 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,861 You make Mom treat every one of your birthdays like they're big ones! 359 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,615 The My Little Pony themed eighth birthday with actual ponies. 360 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,575 Your Fortnite 14th? 361 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,369 The super weird "ironic" Little Mermaid themed 17th 362 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,830 at the South Street Seaport. 363 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,707 The least we can do is be there. 364 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,293 I can't. 365 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,256 Get out of the fucking bed, Ariel. 366 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,466 For anybody in the audience 367 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:17,637 who's got a birthday today, happy birthday to you! 368 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,640 Smile! Over here, Mr. Burton! 369 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,684 Okay, maybe we should stop and take a picture with the whole family. 370 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,186 Lily, come on, Mom wants a photo. 371 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,521 -Okay. -Maybe later. 372 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,648 Okay, well, why don't you at least sit up 373 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,942 because someone else will want to sit on the sofa too. 374 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,236 Nope. Hold on. 375 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,987 Do-over with Charlotte and Richard Burton. 376 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,781 He didn't look at the camera. 377 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,990 Oh, okay. 378 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,867 -Rock, I guess we're out. -Okay. 379 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,202 Hey! 380 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:45,414 Who's a Richard Burton? Mommy's birthday is today! 381 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,125 -Hi! -Hello. 382 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,002 I'm guessing from the proprietary heft of your door swing 383 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,505 -that you must be Carrie. -Ah, yes, I am. 384 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,423 -Is my swing hefty? -It is. 385 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,634 -Oh. -I'm Joy, Miranda's friend. 386 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,094 Oh, hello! 387 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,680 -Hey! Mm. -Hey. 388 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,723 Mwah! 389 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,059 As you can see, Carrie, we're a little more than friends. 390 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,436 Ah, yes, I already knew. She kisses and tells. 391 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,877 -Here, I'll take that. -Oh, thanks. 392 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,734 Wow, quite the vocabulary. Impressive! 393 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,696 Come this way, you have to meet the birthday girl. 394 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,739 Oh, my God! Is this Joy? 395 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,450 -It is! Joy, this is Charlotte. -Ah! Oh! 396 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,202 What a festive little hat. 397 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,788 Oh, yes. Yes, it is! And meet the rest of my family. 398 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:29,041 This is Harry, and Rock, and that's Lily over there. 399 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,961 -Oh, look at you! -And I'm out again. 400 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,629 Oh! 401 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,716 I've heard all about this living legend from Miranda. 402 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,510 Well, she was very adamant that I bring him tonight. 403 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:43,389 Well, naturally, you really have to spend every moment you have left with him. 404 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,017 I wouldn't let him leave my side! 405 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,936 She's a real dog person. 406 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,314 Happy Birthday! 407 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,066 Hi! You made it! 408 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,318 Oh, and you brought Henry! 409 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,028 I invited him. Dude. 410 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,030 -Dude. -Harry, my man. 411 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,282 Oh! I am a person at the party. 412 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,283 -Herbert. -How you doing? 413 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,868 No way! 414 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,371 They have GEARDON Pro with touchscreen tablet karaoke! 415 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,498 Oh, they have karaoke. 416 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,877 Oh! They have karaoke! 417 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:17,883 I had a dream my life would be 418 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:23,096 So different from this hell I'm living 419 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,431 Oh, honey, he does not want my life. 420 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,352 He's either, like, 14 or 90. 421 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,604 -Last year's school play. -Oh. 422 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:35,566 Now life has killed the dream 423 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:40,239 I dreamed 424 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,701 Wow! 425 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,162 Okay! 426 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,123 We have a whole list of fun, "up," 427 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:54,335 non-French-Revolution-themed party songs. 428 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,712 Please tell your son not to go again. 429 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,965 -Oh, now he's my son? -When he's singing karaoke, 430 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,758 he's your son. It's too much. 431 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,177 Who is next? 432 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:03,970 Ooh. 433 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,763 I could go again. 434 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,723 Oh, yeah, well... 435 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:13,354 I'm hopelessly devoted to you 436 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,439 Thank you for inviting me, Charlotte. 437 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,900 Oh, thank you. I need a little pick-me-up. 438 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,485 -Oh. -My trainer Mateo 439 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,404 is moving back to Portugal. 440 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,240 Now, who will I pulse and squeeze with? 441 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,118 I'm out of my head 442 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,622 Hopelessly devoted to you 443 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:36,877 Welcome! 444 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,379 I'm so glad you could come. 445 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,756 -Come on in. -Thanks, Carrie. 446 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,841 -That's for Char. -Okay. Hi. 447 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,176 -Thank you for having us. -Of course. 448 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:47,013 Hopelessly devoted to you 449 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,347 Anthony, what's wrong? 450 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,016 We brought Maleficent with us. 451 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,477 -Oh. -If it comes up, I'm 49. 452 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,063 Okay, I'm 53. 453 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:57,356 Fifty-eight, final offer. 454 00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:00,526 Charlotte, you remember Giuseppe's mother, 455 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:03,070 Dottoressa Gianna Amato. 456 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,489 Charlotte, please call me Gia. 457 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,491 Of course! Welcome. 458 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,660 Thank you. 459 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,579 If it comes up, I was never married. 460 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,997 Okay. Neither was I. 461 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:17,001 Oh my, so handsome! 462 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,836 I guess it's true what they say: 463 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,716 "When God closes a door, he opens a dreamy window." 464 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:24,592 Ooh. 465 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,801 Copa 466 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,678 I'm gonna have to send out apology notes. 467 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,640 Copacabana 468 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,480 Henry. Again. 469 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,149 Three times in a row! 470 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:43,944 I didn't expect this to turn into a full-blown 471 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,614 one-boy cabaret, but here we are. 472 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,533 Henry, have some cake. 473 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:55,373 I think it's time for a little Girls Just Want to Have Fun. 474 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,583 -Am I right? -Just when you think 475 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,168 it couldn't get worse. 476 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,963 Okay, let's have some fresh faces up here. 477 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,509 Let me see. Where my girls at? 478 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,052 -Come and join me! -Oh, God. Can she see me? 479 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,054 -Please tell me she can't see me. -Let's... 480 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,472 -Carrie! -Yes? 481 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,474 Come on over. 482 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,435 We want Charlotte to have some fun, right? 483 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:20,314 Oh, gosh, thank you, no, but I'm just... I'm too busy hosting. 484 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,982 Does anybody need anything? 485 00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,063 -You're good? -No, thanks! 486 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,027 Charlotte? 487 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:28,156 -Hmm? -B-day girl, come on. 488 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,868 I mean, like we used to back in the day! 489 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:35,204 No, thank you, Miranda. I'm fine! 490 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,374 Okay, okay. Who can we... 491 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,919 Hey, Lily! Come on and join me up here, huh? 492 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,254 Huh? Come on! 493 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,673 Girls Just Want to Have Fun, am I right? 494 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,842 Come on, am I right, Lily? Am I right? 495 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,552 Girls just want to be left alone! 496 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,179 Oh, sorry. 497 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,516 Okay. 498 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:56,892 No. 499 00:23:56,893 --> 00:24:01,439 No one wants to sing now, so let's do gifts! 500 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,568 Girls just want to open gifts, am I right? 501 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,944 We're gonna do gifts now! 502 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,779 I didn't bring a gift, did you? 503 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:12,408 I have a rule. I don't get gifts for anyone who owns in New York. 504 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,577 I brought a candle, just in case. 505 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,496 -Great. Put my name on it. -Ooh, mine too. 506 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:20,124 We can't put three names on a $40 re-gifted candle. 507 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,584 Or can we? 508 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,502 -Mm-mm. Mm-mm. -Why? 509 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,255 -No. -Just do it. 510 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:27,424 She brought... 511 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:33,304 Well, what the Pirates of Park Avenue is that? 512 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,599 And since when does Louis Vuitton 513 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,851 -make an eye patch? -They don't. 514 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,562 It used to be a fanny pack, but I was desperate. 515 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,647 -Aren't you handy? -The eye doctor said 516 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,983 I had to cover it for a week thanks to that infection 517 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,486 from that low-brow eyebrow technician. 518 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,572 Ahoy! 519 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,948 Me fashionable matey. 520 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:55,910 Mm. This was caused by you 521 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:58,496 sticking your dirty finger into my eye. 522 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,498 If you'd worked a little quicker 523 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,584 and finished the garden before I stopped by, 524 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,252 we could have avoided an injury. 525 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:08,215 Are ye gonna make me walk the plank, Cap'n? 526 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,550 Oh, Lulu, should we take the cake out so it's room temp before we cut it? 527 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,594 -Sure. -Oh, thanks. 528 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,888 Oh, and we need more champagne. 529 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,681 -You got it. -Okay. Thank you. 530 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,099 Bring out more champagne, Lonnie. 531 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,852 Ooh, I think I'm gonna need something a bit stronger than that, darling. 532 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,896 Oh, you came. 533 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,815 Well, I thought your karaoke warning was a bit dramatic, 534 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:29,026 but it turns out you were exactly right. 535 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:32,112 Show tunes carry straight down through the floorboards. 536 00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:33,989 -And here's the next one! -Oh, oh, oh! 537 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,908 -That's mine! That one's from me! -Wow! 538 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,535 I said no gifts! 539 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,119 I'm afraid I've come gift-less. 540 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,832 Oh, I actually have no idea what is happening. 541 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,877 This has somehow turned into some sort of strange 542 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,463 -birthday/baby shower mashup. -Ah. 543 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,676 Would you care to join me on the back terrace... 544 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,302 for a smoke? 545 00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,513 Oh. I thought you were asking me to join you 546 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,683 on the back terrace to jump off. 547 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,559 Fendi. 548 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,686 -It's beautiful! -Aw! 549 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:04,937 We are fucked. 550 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,815 I didn't know if it was maybe a big birthday! 551 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,359 No, no, no, no! 552 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,944 Well, it's impossible to tell these days. 553 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,280 Everyone looks so good. 554 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:18,534 I know a woman, 80, whose face is only 50. 555 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,911 Yes, she wears a turtleneck swimsuit in the pool, 556 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,623 but, you know, the face, gorgeous. 557 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,458 I've been thinking, 558 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:29,420 and I'd like to know more about you and your business, Anthony. 559 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,547 Oh. Well... 560 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,174 Okay, that's nice. Ask away. 561 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,804 So, you're selling sex, yes? 562 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:40,180 No, I'm selling bread. 563 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:42,726 Yes, bread, but with a bulge. 564 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,227 The uniform is all about sex, yes? 565 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:50,316 Well, I think it's more about fun. Just... it's just fun. 566 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,194 So, you think sex is just about fun? 567 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,196 Interesting. 568 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,575 You seem nervous. 569 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:02,161 Of course, I'm nervous. I want you to like me. 570 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,371 Oh. Interesting. 571 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,874 Wow, gorgeous! Mm! 572 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,752 It transported me to New York. 573 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,763 And then I realized, "Wait, I'm in New York." 574 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,757 But the period motif, 575 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:20,137 which is impossible, mind you, I think you're really onto something. 576 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:22,806 Because it's such a modern sensibility, 577 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:26,894 but it's anchored in this completely grounded 578 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:30,065 and beautifully detailed tableau. 579 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,859 -The "woman"? -Mm? 580 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:40,283 She's vibrant and she's completely alive. 581 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,830 I'm serious, I think you should be really proud. 582 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:44,828 Hmm. 583 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,332 Whoo! 584 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,708 I need more champagne. 585 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:50,877 That's mine. 586 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,505 That was so unnecessary of you. 587 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,757 -What did you get her? -Well, I spoke to my vet, 588 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,301 and they suggested CBD treats 'cause they're supposed to be 589 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:01,261 really good for terminal-stage pets. 590 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:03,222 -So, I just got the whole lot. -No, no, no, no! 591 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,973 You're not supposed to know about the dog. 592 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:06,059 It's a secret! 593 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,019 Well, maybe, just maybe, you should have given me 594 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,064 that very important information a little bit earlier. 595 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,857 Oh! Excuse me, sorry! 596 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:14,775 Oh, my goodness. 597 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,236 -You okay? -Sorry! I'm so sorry. 598 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:21,156 I just realized, just in this moment, that I've given you the wrong present. 599 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:22,908 -Oh! -I'm so sorry, silly me. 600 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,284 I'm going to another party tomorrow! 601 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,370 -Okay! -Sorry! 602 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,914 -Here! -Oh. 603 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,916 Now, I'm officially getting embarrassed! 604 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,543 Oh, a candle! 605 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,795 That's from Anastasia and me. 606 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:38,841 -And my gift will be a song. -Okay! 607 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:44,012 Do I love you, my, oh my 608 00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:49,309 Yeah, river deep, mountain high, yeah, yeah 609 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:55,023 Harry. I just wanted you to know that when the unthinkable happens, 610 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:59,445 of course, Charlotte will be devastated by the loss, 611 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,904 but we'll be there for her. 612 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:02,991 Baby 613 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,123 And that is not a re-gift! 614 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:16,212 There you are. Come here. 615 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:19,339 Did you tell Miranda about my situation? 616 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,382 Of course not. 617 00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:23,093 You asked me not to tell anyone. That's what you asked. 618 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:26,222 I thought maybe you told Miranda because I told Bonnie. 619 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:31,728 Well, there's no way I could follow Janis Joplin over there. 620 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,606 Still, I did pick a song that I love. 621 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,942 But it's a duet. 622 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:41,029 -Ohh! -So... 623 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,073 would you do me the honor? 624 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,621 Tell me something, boy 625 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:56,126 Aren't you tired trying to fill that void? 626 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,338 You know how I said I was a fan of karaoke? 627 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:02,674 I was, until very recently. 628 00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:05,886 Keepin' it so hardcore? 629 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:08,890 I'm falling 630 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,602 - In all the good times - Excuse me. 631 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:15,646 Carrie, could I talk to you for a second? 632 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,022 -Sure, yeah. -Sorry. 633 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:19,108 Longin' for change 634 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,653 What? What's up? 635 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,739 Did you tell Miranda about Harry being sick? 636 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:28,242 No. I would never. 637 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:32,746 Well, she said something to him about when "the unthinkable happens." 638 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,206 Oh! 639 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,500 No, no, no, no, no. 640 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,669 Miranda almost guessed that Harry was sick, 641 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:43,216 so I told her that Richard Burton had an incurable tumor. 642 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,635 Oh, no! 643 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,429 That's almost worse! 644 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:55,353 In the sha-sha, sha-la-la, la-low 645 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,563 Can I have another one, please? Thank you. 646 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,273 Sha-la-low 647 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,358 I think it's so... 648 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,862 What is the word I am looking for? 649 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,614 Tragic, maybe. 650 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,451 When someone older lusts after someone younger. 651 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,037 What do you think about that, Anthony? 652 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,583 Oh, you don't wanna know what I'm thinking... 653 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,542 Gia. 654 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,879 Ahh 655 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,840 Ah, ha 656 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:29,721 I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in 657 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,972 It's not about you. 658 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:35,601 Miranda thinks that Mr. Burton has an incurable tumor. 659 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,186 That's almost worse for you! 660 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,813 Why does she think that? 661 00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:42,483 Carrie told her that to stop her from learning about you. 662 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,234 And, yes. 663 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,487 I'm sorry. I told Carrie. 664 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:50,575 I had to! I was going crazy trying to keep all this to myself. 665 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,328 Okay. Come on. 666 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:58,165 -Come on. -I'm so nervous. 667 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,126 -What? -Thank you. Mm-hmm. 668 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,712 Okay, enough with this whisper down the lane. 669 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,464 Richard Burton is not dying. 670 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:08,092 -Wait. What, is the dog sick? -No, he's fine. 671 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:11,094 I have prostate cancer. 672 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,471 -Harry! -Oh, my God, Harry! 673 00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:15,015 But, but, but, but, but, we caught it early. 674 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:18,268 I'm having surgery next week. They say it will be fine. 675 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:21,980 The real tragedy here is that I asked my lovely, devoted wife 676 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,982 to keep it secret from her best friends. 677 00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:27,361 That was not smart. It was not fair. 678 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:33,576 So, now, you can talk about it and then maybe she can breathe a little. 679 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:36,913 Best birthday gift ever. 680 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:43,001 -So, taxi cabs are "not sexy." -Mm-mm. 681 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,922 -And city buses are a "hell no." -Mm-hmm. 682 00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:49,926 Oh, have you ever... you ever been in a pedicab? 683 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:52,428 -Mm-mm. -Oh, well. 684 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:54,763 Times Square. 685 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:59,309 You got gridlocked tourists, Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind 686 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:03,438 blasting through shitty speakers right into your ear. 687 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:05,065 I had to get out of the cab. 688 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,275 I laid right there on Broadway, I said to the driver, 689 00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:08,778 "Dude, just run me the fuck over." 690 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,906 Oh, okay. 691 00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:15,118 An eye patch and a snort. You're a real catch. 692 00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:18,079 This must be so refreshing. 693 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,332 I'm sure your yoga lady doesn't snort. 694 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:26,671 Actually, there is no more yoga lady. 695 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,508 I ended things with her when I smelled your perfume that first time. 696 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:34,512 Oh. 697 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,725 Well, I'm just gonna grab some fresh drinks. 698 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:49,652 Okay. 699 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,823 Mama, we should go. You have an early flight. 700 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,159 -I want to stay. -For how long? 701 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,370 Because I really need to go somewhere and crawl into a hole. 702 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,997 Oh, no, not stay here. 703 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:03,832 Stay in New York for another week. 704 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:06,084 But why? You hate New York. 705 00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:08,128 But I love my boy. 706 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,213 Did you enjoy the party? 707 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,050 Too much singing for my taste. Shall we? 708 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:15,802 Oh, excuse me. Wait... 709 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:17,929 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on there, 710 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:20,474 Cap'n Jaqueline Sparrow, you're not leaving. 711 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,809 -He's available. -Mm-hmm. 712 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,186 -I've got an eye patch. -Mm. 713 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,604 So, I'm Irish-goodbye-ing. 714 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:28,231 Well, see, you're telling me, so technically, 715 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,109 that doesn't really qualify as an Irish goodbye 'cause... 716 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,070 Fine. I'm Indian-goodbye-ing. 717 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:36,073 -Okay. -He might be just drunk enough 718 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,492 to forget this ever existed. 719 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:41,828 Okay, this goes out to the girl 720 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:44,957 who has the most beautiful eye I've ever seen. 721 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:56,843 Her hair is Harlow gold 722 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:59,680 Her lips a sweet surprise 723 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,643 Her hands are never cold 724 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:07,562 She's got Bette Davis eye 725 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:10,399 She'll turn her music on you 726 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,986 You won't have to think twice 727 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,199 She's pure as New York snow 728 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:23,412 She's got Bette Davis eye 729 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:29,209 And she'll tease you, she'll unease you 730 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:33,213 All the better just to please you 731 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:38,093 She's precocious, and she knows just what it 732 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:41,680 Takes to make a pro blush 733 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:45,851 She's got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs 734 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:51,357 She's got Bette Davis eyes 735 00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:05,913 Maybe a taxi can be sexy. 736 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:22,637 Trying to resist a pun here, but it was a total joy to meet Joy. 737 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:24,306 Oh, yeah. 738 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,516 -Isn't she great? -Yeah. 739 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,061 It just feels so, I don't know. 740 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,354 Effortless? 741 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,107 Amazing. 742 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,443 I think people enjoyed the karaoke. 743 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,321 Sure, if that's the story you're telling yourself. 744 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:40,697 It is. 745 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,991 And now, you have your own karaoke machine 746 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:45,785 for all your future party needs. Oh, yes, you do! 747 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,413 I do not have room at my apartment. 748 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:51,458 And you have all this space for a party, remember? 749 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:52,584 Mm. 750 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:55,045 I think Charlotte had a fun time. 751 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,880 -Aw, she did. I'm so glad. -Oh! 752 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,008 Yay! Us! 753 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:04,137 And you and Duncan seemed to be having fun as well. 754 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:06,640 Kinda caught a little vibe there. 755 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,559 Saw you across the room laughing and sipping his drink. 756 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,563 Yes, I laughed and I sipped a drink. What are you saying? 757 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,442 Wait, are you upset? 758 00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:20,028 I don't understand what's happening right now. 759 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:23,365 We were just doing a fun little party debrief. 760 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,575 Miranda, I'm in a relationship. 761 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,077 Well, of course, you are! 762 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,746 I was just saying, it was nice to see you having fun. 763 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,207 I don't have fun? 764 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,628 I'm not saying anything is going on. 765 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:37,630 It's just... 766 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,007 -You know what? Never mind. -No, no, no, no. 767 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:44,971 No, no, no, don't do that. It's just... 768 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,056 what? 769 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,726 It's just, sometimes it seems like... 770 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:56,190 like you're working so hard with Aidan. 771 00:37:57,858 --> 00:38:00,444 Well, yes, I guess I am. 772 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,240 Not all relationships are effortless. 773 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,535 Yes. I got it. 774 00:38:08,911 --> 00:38:13,039 I know Joy and I have only been together for... 775 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,166 For what? A few weeks? 776 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:16,960 -A month. -Well, that's great. 777 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:21,423 Aidan and I are over 20 years in, and it's complicated right now. 778 00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:25,218 So, yes, maybe I laughed and had a sip of Scotch. 779 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,887 I am allowed to laugh and sip Scotch. 780 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,307 Of course, you are. That's what I'm saying. 781 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,892 No, that's not what you're saying. What are you really saying? 782 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,562 Nothing, just... 783 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,816 "The woman wondered what she had gotten herself into." 784 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,402 -It's in your book. -Well, I know it's my book. 785 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:43,820 How do you know it's in my book? 786 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,448 You left it here this afternoon, 787 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:49,159 and I picked it up to move for the caterer, 788 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,120 and I glanced at it. 789 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,372 Was I not supposed to read it? 790 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,876 I wrote that months ago. Like, months and months ago. 791 00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,336 So, you're not confused now? 792 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,714 It's fiction. Set in 1846. 793 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:03,758 Oh. 794 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:06,052 Well, I didn't read that far. 795 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,013 So, it's not you. 796 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,599 Well, I'm glad. 797 00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:17,854 I'm sorry I said those silly things before. 798 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:19,606 I was really... 799 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,649 -Hey, the trash is all out. -Aw. 800 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,610 -I had to use your neighbor's cans, too. -Oh, boy. 801 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,196 You need me to do anything else? 802 00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:27,697 No. No. 803 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,658 -I think we're all good. -Yeah, we're good. 804 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:33,661 We're good, right? 805 00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:35,915 -We're good. -Okay. 806 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:41,003 Okay, well, we should head out. 807 00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:45,465 Do you know anybody who wants a top-of-the-line karaoke machine? 808 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:50,345 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You gave me that for another party. 809 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:51,346 Okay! 810 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,433 Hey, fun party. That Henry kid, he loves a ballad, huh? 811 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,601 Oh, my God. 812 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:59,063 -Oh! -Oh, my God, that was crazy! 813 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,607 -Goodnight. -Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. 814 00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:03,943 -Mm. Night. -Goodnight. 815 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,405 Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here! 816 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,532 -Take one of these! -Oh! Thank you. 817 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:11,699 You're welcome. 818 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,244 -Love you. -Love you, too. 819 00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:28,676 Hello, you. 820 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:38,435 The woman held on to what she knew to be true. 821 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,187 Everything's fine, Shoe. 822 00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,274 It's fine. 822 00:40:44,305 --> 00:41:44,288 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm