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I'm gonna miss you
SO much.

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Well, you'll come and visit me
and, uh, I'll call.

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I love you so much.
Oh, me, too.

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Still some packing to do.

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Got a big day tomorrow.

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Okay, Mom. I'm coming.
Early start and a long drive.

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Goodbye. Bye.

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ANNIE: Bye, Mrs. Sawyer.
(CHUCKLES)

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She hates me.
No she doesn't.

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She doesn't.
No, she really, really does.

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But I love you. Okay?

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I... I gotta go. I'll call
you when I get there.

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Call me from the road.

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Okay, it's a three-hour drive
to Michigan State.

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We're gonna be okay.
I'll see you soon.

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Okay. Mmm-hmm.
Promise.

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You bet your ass
you will.

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(ROCK SONG PLAYING)

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Sittin' here
eatin' my heart out, waitin'

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Waitin' for some lover
to call

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Dialed about a thousand
numbers lately (TYPING)

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Almost rang the phone
off the wall

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Lookin' for a lover
who needs another

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Don't want another night
on my own (COUGHING)

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Wanna share my love
with a warm-blooded lover

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Wanna bring a wild man
back home

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Gotta have some hot love
baby, this evenin' Oh, shit.

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I need some hot stuff
baby, tonight

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I want some hot stuff
baby, this evenin'

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Gotta have some lovin'
(GRUNTS)

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<i>Gotta have some love tonight</i>

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Hot stuff
(YELLS)

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(FABRIC RIPPING)

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Oh, no.

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Oh. Yeah, I'm bare
back there. Okay.

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(OVEN TIMER BEEPING)

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(SOFTLY) Shit.

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Oh, god damn it.
God damn it.

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(TEARS)
(YELLS)

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(DOG BARKING)
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

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I need hot stuff

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PATRICIA: Hello?

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I want some hot stuff
That's right

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Hello?

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ANNIE: Yeah.
Okay. Here we go.

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(GRUNTING)

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(TIMER BEEPS)

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Oh...

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(EXHALES)

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, yeah.
(SONG CONTINUES)

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Hot, hot, hot, hot stuff

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Hot, hot, hot

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Oh, shit.

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Hot, hot, hot, hot stuff

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Hot, hot, hot

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How's about some hot stuff
baby, this evenin'?

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Ooh, I need your loving

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<i>Gotta have
your hot stuff tonight</i>

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Hot stuff

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(PORN ACTRESS MOANING
IN VIDEO)

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Annie?
Hi.

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Oh!
(SONG CONTINUES)

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Hot stuff

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(SONG ENDS)
PORN ACTRESS: Oh, yes!

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Oh...

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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Patricia! I'm dying for
a piece of that pie, hon.

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(TV PLAYING)

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Surprise.
What are you doin'?

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You leave for college tomorrow
and I wanted to give you

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a night to remember.

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Oh.

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I want to give you sex.
Sure. Yeah.

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Sex with me, tonight, now.
Yeah. Yeah, okay.

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(CHUCKLES) Cool. I just...
I thought you didn't want to.

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Oh, of course I want to.

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I just want it to
be special. Yeah.

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And romantic. And perfect.
Right. Yeah.

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I love you and I wanna
lose my virginity to you.

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Oh, that's...
That's so nice.

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That is a Christmas card.
That's what I said.

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I'm gonna take a picture. My
parents would love to see his face.

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You wanna do the thing?

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Guess what I'm wearing
under my coat.

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Oh, I'm so ready.
I'm so ready.

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JASON: Oh, my...
Oh, what... Uh...

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That's not what I wanted.

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Wow, what a beautiful pie.

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PATRICIA: Hi.
FRED: Hello.

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PEEPAW: Who the hell is it?

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PATRICIA: It's me, Daddy.

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You're on a video chat. Yeah.
It's a video chat.

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What're you doing on TV?

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Maybe you need,
like, a doctor? No. No.

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Need some ointment or
something... Oh. Shut up.

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Let's go upstairs
and see your grandson, huh?

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We made this pie for him.
PATRICIA: Yeah. It's really hot.

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FRED: She did
such a good job.

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MEEMAW: Where are you?
PEEPAW: I'm right here.

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MEEMAW: No, not you.
I'm talking to them.

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We're going upstairs, Mom.

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And Jason's
gonna be surprised.

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Just wait.
Just wait.

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Who's Jason?
Jason's your grandson, honey.

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PEEPAW: What channel is this?

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Hmm.

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Oh! What is that?

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(MUFFLED)

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What?

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Uh-huh. Sure.
Okay. Yeah.

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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PATRICIA: Honey. We have a
surprise for you. (BOTH GASP)

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PATRICIA: Jason?
FRED: Jason.

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Girl's got a prophylactic
in her mouth.

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(PATRICIA WHIMPERS)

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Hold on, Mom.
I'm not dressed.

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(GASPS)

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Are you choking on the...
(CHOKING)

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PATRICIA: (BANGING ON DOOR)
Jason Sawyer, open this door!

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Sorry, Mom, I got a
Charley horse in my leg.

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Can you bring me the banana for
the potassium? (BOTH GRUNTING)

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(GASPS)

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JASON: Okay.

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I love you very much.

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But, uh, you gotta go.

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Okay. Bye.

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(SCREAMING)

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(ANNIE GRUNTS)
(CAT YOWLS)

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(DOG BARKING)

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(GASPS)

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PATRICIA: (BANGING ON
DOOR) Jason Sawyer! Sorry, Mom.

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That damned Charley horse.
(CHUCKLES)

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Meemaw and Peepaw
saw your penis.

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(SLOW MUSIC PLAYS)

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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

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(BED CLACKING)
KAYLA: No. Not yet. Ow!

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TIM: You're so smart
and gorgeous.

141
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Now? KAYLA: Not
yet. I'll tell you when.

142
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Just a little higher.

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TIM: You're my princess.
(GRUNTING) Rub softer but faster.

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Smash that pussy now! Now!
(TIM PANTING)

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TIM: I cherish you.
I cherish you.

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(BOTH MOANING LOUDLY)

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(BOTH PANTING)

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Fuck yeah.
Yeah.

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We are
the greatest couple ever.

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No one has sex like we do.

151
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I mean, I've never
had sex like this,

152
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but you're my first,
so I don't know.

153
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Hey.

154
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I showed you that you're in my
lobster poems I wrote about you, right?

155
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Yeah, but, like,
how amazing?

156
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Like, oh, I don't know...

157
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Better than the other girls?

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You're doing it again.
(CHUCKLES)

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I'm not jealous.
I'm just asking.

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Yeah. It starts with asking
and then you spiral.

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(CLATTERING)

162
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Are you filming us?

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You little shit!
That is a total violation.

164
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Not cool, Keenan.

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You respect my boundaries,
you little shit!

166
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(SIGHS) Get back
here! Give me that phone!

167
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You will learn
about emotional intelligence.

168
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Delete that video!
The framing isn't even good!

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(TYPING)

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(SIGHS)

171
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Again? Really?

172
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Kayla!
Oops. Sorry. Love you.

173
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Who the fuck is Monica?

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I do not shrink
from this responsibility.

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I welcome it.

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(MICHELLE MOANS)

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I do not believe
that any of us...

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(MICHELLE SIGHS) The
energy, the faith, the devotion...

179
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MICHELLE: Here we go.
...which we bring to this endeavor...

180
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Oh, yeah. ...will light
our country and all...

181
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(SEX TOY BUZZING)
Bring it home now.

182
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And the glow from that fire
can truly light the world.

183
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And so, my fellow Americans,

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ask not what your country can
do for you... (MOANING LOUDLY)

185
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...ask what you can do for your
country. (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

186
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You can ring my bell

187
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Ring my bell

188
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(MICHELLE MOANS SOFTLY)

189
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You can ring my bell

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(SONG ENDS)

191
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

192
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STEPHANIE: Principal Shankman.
Stephanie.

193
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SHANKMAN: Shoo!

194
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Been waitin' for you.
(CHUCKLING)

195
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That outfit's amazing.

196
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I'm glad you reconsidered,
decided to take me up on my offer.

197
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Strip, slave.
(CHUCKLES) Kinky.

198
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You like that?
I like it. I like it.

199
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Are you excited?
Oh, yes, Mistress.

200
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Handcuffs.
Handcuffs, yeah.

201
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(WHIP CRACKING)

202
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Is that a whip?
Yes, it is.

203
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(CHUCKLES AND MIMICS
WHIP CRACKING)

204
00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,975
(WHIP CONTINUES CRACKING)

205
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,144
See, it's an app.
Oh.

206
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,188
It's for S and M
freaks like you. I like it.

207
00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:07,272
I don't really
understand it but...

208
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,815
Yeah, 'cause you're
fucking stupid.

209
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,692
You know, can you do
the mommy thing again?

210
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,819
The kids at school
are gonna love that.

211
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,321
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Are you filming me?

212
00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:17,407
Fuck, yeah. See, I've had it
with you, Principal Shankman,

213
00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:20,076
hitting on me and the
other girls. It's gross.

214
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,121
And I really don't want your
pervy, sexual harassing ass around

215
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for my senior year, so...

216
00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:26,374
Welcome to
your retirement party.

217
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,001
Young lady,
take the handcuffs off.

218
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,503
Oh, no, no, no.

219
00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,963
See, I'm in charge now,
you creepy fuck.

220
00:10:32,047 --> 00:10:33,923
Retire or this video
goes viral.

221
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,676
So, take the weekend,
think about what you've done.

222
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,471
And I hope this teaches you
a very valuable lesson.

223
00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:43,391
Never, ever
fuck with a Stifler.

224
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Stephanie!
Bye!

225
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,316
Stifler! Stifler!

226
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:53,402
You're in big trouble.

227
00:10:53,485 --> 00:10:54,486
(DOOR CLOSES)

228
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:55,571
I'm in bigger trouble.

229
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STEPHANIE: Are you
fucking kidding me?

230
00:10:57,906 --> 00:11:01,117
You choked on a blow job condom
and you don't even get slammed?

231
00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:02,994
It's called a dental dam.

232
00:11:03,078 --> 00:11:04,245
Why does no one know this?

233
00:11:04,329 --> 00:11:06,497
Okay. So you use
a dental dam for safety,

234
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,543
but you still fell out of a
window and you did not get laid.

235
00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:11,336
Yeah, I get it.
I messed up.

236
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,213
I'm sorry if I wanted
my first time

237
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to be both safe and
beautiful, okay? (ALL GROAN)

238
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,718
Come on. Sex isn't
supposed to be beautiful.

239
00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:20,595
It's supposed to be hot
and dirty and hungry!

240
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,847
ANNIE: I am going to do it and
it is going to be beautiful, okay.

241
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,724
Tough love time, Annie. Your
boyfriend's a total bro-bag.

242
00:11:24,808 --> 00:11:26,726
Yeah.
Jason is not a bro-bag.

243
00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,562
I didn't wanna say it, but
he is the basic of all bros.

244
00:11:29,646 --> 00:11:30,647
I'm sorry.
Guys!

245
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:33,316
We're supposed to be having fun
and fuckin' celebrating our youth!

246
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,693
Senior year, bitches!
(WHOOPING)

247
00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:36,778
(ENGINE REVS)

248
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,946
(WHOOPING)

249
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,657
BOY: Back to school party!

250
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,333
(CHEERING AND SCREAMING)

251
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,210
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

252
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,672
Students of
East Great Falls!

253
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:58,508
Welcome to the annual
Back To School Party!

254
00:11:58,592 --> 00:11:59,593
(ALL CHEERING)

255
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:06,641
And on Monday we go back to the
bullshit banality of high school life.

256
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,393
But today, the sun is out!

257
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,270
The booze is flowing!

258
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:14,149
And we're teenagers
prone to bad decisions!

259
00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:16,693
Yeah!

260
00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:23,575
(WHOOPING)

261
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,204
(BARKING)

262
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:29,956
Ah! Drink it down!

263
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,461
East Great Falls!

264
00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:39,674
Hey, girl.
(GIRL WHOOPS)

265
00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:43,219
McCORMICK:
What's good, Stifler?

266
00:12:44,846 --> 00:12:45,930
Brett McCormick.

267
00:12:46,014 --> 00:12:47,890
At a party and still
conscious. Good for you.

268
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,267
You know, Stifler,
I hear things.

269
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,020
You've got the reputation of
being the bang of the century.

270
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,022
Feels like I'm missing out.
(SCOFFING CHUCKLE)

271
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,899
You know, that's a real
panty-dropper, McCormick.

272
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,275
I'll tell you what.

273
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,444
Not today. Not tomorrow.

274
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,737
Not if you were
the last man on Earth.

275
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,073
Not if I even loved
the reek of Axe body spray.

276
00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:05,408
Not if I didn't already know
you have a itty-bitty little dick.

277
00:13:05,492 --> 00:13:07,076
That's not... (CHUCKLES)
No, see, I hear things, too.

278
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,829
So don't try to be clever. That
would just be really bad for you.

279
00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:12,498
Just don't throw up anywhere or
do any non consensual groping.

280
00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:13,874
That's your job for today.

281
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,419
I believe in you.

282
00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:16,503
(ANNIE LAUGHING)

283
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,298
TIM: They're my feelings.

284
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,509
KAYLA: You're being
ridiculous! Okay?

285
00:13:23,468 --> 00:13:24,677
TIM: You hacked my phone.

286
00:13:24,761 --> 00:13:27,805
Okay, so I hacked
my boyfriend's phone.

287
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,724
Everybody does it,
by the way.

288
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,684
Am I right, ladies? Yes, okay?
(SCATTERED RESPONSES)

289
00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:34,061
And I see some thirsty bitch
hitting on you.

290
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:37,440
For the last time, that
thirsty bitch IS my cousin,

291
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,442
Are you telling me people
don't fuck their cousins?

292
00:13:39,526 --> 00:13:42,487
Because it happens.
Their kids have tails.

293
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,031
And she asked if
you've been working out?

294
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,117
Because she's
my physical therapist.

295
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,951
She helped me when I
blew out my knee last year.

296
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,871
Wait.
I vaguely remember this.

297
00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:54,374
Yeah, and you texted her
and you told her I have an STD!

298
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,293
KAYLA: Yeah, I wanted her
to stay away from you.

299
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:59,796
Yeah, well, she called my mom and
now my mom thinks I have syphilis.

300
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,301
(CHUCKLES) Well, she's gonna be so relieved
when she finds out you don't. Okay?

301
00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:06,552
You know, that can lead to
madness if not treated.

302
00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:07,637
Kayla!

303
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,805
(VOICE BREAKING)
I'm breaking up with you.

304
00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,974
Tim. I love you.

305
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,480
Is this a joke?

306
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:19,691
We're in love, stupid!

307
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,486
Hey, sweetie.
You... You okay?

308
00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:23,695
Oh, that?

309
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,698
Yeah. We just break up
so that we can make up.

310
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,241
Yeah, it's just
a little speed bump.

311
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,118
Oh! You guys wanna
go get fucked up?

312
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,286
Let's go.

313
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,789
Oh.
Okay. Whatever you want.

314
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,373
That's concerning.

315
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,541
KAYLA: Tequila!

316
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:39,710
(FACETIME TONE)

317
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,213
Hey, hey!
Hey!

318
00:14:42,297 --> 00:14:43,798
Annie, what's...
What's up?

319
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:47,760
I'm at this stupid party
and I was just missing you.

320
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:49,887
Oh, okay.
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)

321
00:14:50,138 --> 00:14:51,180
That's good.

322
00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:52,848
That's real good.

323
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,644
In my mouth next time. Okay.

324
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,063
Whoa! (BURPS)

325
00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,231
I gotta go.
I'll talk to you later.

326
00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:02,066
Oh, okay. Well, I love...
(BURPS)

327
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,528
You.

328
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,862
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

329
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,322
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm there.

330
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:13,161
Oh, you might wanna...
Okay.

331
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,414
How we doin'?

332
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,918
My sex-starved boyfriend is
surrounded by a bunch of college thots,

333
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:22,920
and I'm the only 17-year-old
virgin in history!

334
00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:24,171
KAYLA: You are the lucky one.

335
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,050
Ignorance is bliss,
my virginal friend.

336
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,427
It could be days before
Tim and I are back together.

337
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,763
None of us need a man
to have a healthy sex life.

338
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:36,347
I am learning that technology has given
us incredible innovations in self-pleasure.

339
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,312
And, like, whatever you're
into. External, internal,

340
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:43,775
dildos, rabbits, wands, vibrators,
remote-controlled butt plugs, anal beads,

341
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,443
Ben Wa balls...
Ben Wa balls?

342
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:49,948
Oh, yeah. I have two in right
now. It is a very specific sensation.

343
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:51,907
(BALLS CLACKING)
Ooh! Yeah.

344
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,785
(LAUGHING)

345
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,453
They're amazing.

346
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,039
The knowledge that you have
something in your vagina

347
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,332
is very unsettling to me.

348
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:00,625
That is my whole point.

349
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,086
I would argue that you could use
some unsettling experimentation, Annie.

350
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,380
Do you have a toy?

351
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,548
We don't...

352
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,007
I don't do that.

353
00:16:08,091 --> 00:16:10,426
Why does she hate you?

354
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,513
MICHELLE: Guys, we're all lacking
something in the romance area.

355
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,891
But I feel like, we gotta figure this
shit out. Like, it's our senior year.

356
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,518
What do you mean?

357
00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:21,437
Goal-setting.
Okay, but what goals?

358
00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:24,982
Oh. For you, you need a guy who
appreciates your sense of humor

359
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:26,567
and doesn't take things
so personally.

360
00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:29,987
Maybe someone
who's less emotional.

361
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:31,405
Yeah, like, someone,
like, way less woke.

362
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,782
Not a guy who wants
to make sweet love.

363
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,325
You need a guy who wants
to fuck, you know?

364
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,035
Oh, my God!

365
00:16:36,119 --> 00:16:38,538
I do need someone who wants to
fuck! STEPHANIE: There you go.

366
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,206
MICHELLE: Okay, my turn,
my turn. Do me.

367
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,667
Oh. Yeah, that's pretty simple.
You need someone smart.

368
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,169
Yeah, you need someone
who understands you,

369
00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:47,380
who would like social
consciousness but also like integrity.

370
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,882
Mmm. Yeah, like,
someone a little kinky.

371
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,342
I like it. Okay.
What about Steph?

372
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,471
Me? Oh, I am so good.

373
00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:57,640
Oh, sweetie, sorry, but
you need some serious work.

374
00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,308
What? Excuse me?

375
00:16:59,392 --> 00:17:01,811
What exactly do I need?
Annie, take it.

376
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,605
A nice guy.
KAYLA: Mmm.

377
00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:08,025
Someone who wants to be around
you and buys thoughtful presents

378
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,860
and asks about your day.

379
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,742
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

380
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,578
Okay. What about Annie?

381
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,205
Um, to have sex
with the man I love.

382
00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:23,332
Guys, these goals
are totally attainable.

383
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,084
But we need a deadline.
Homecoming.

384
00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:26,919
About a month away,
and it has the perfect theme.

385
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,045
STEPHANIE: Theme?

386
00:17:28,129 --> 00:17:30,256
Your lack of school spirit
is truly disheartening.

387
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,175
Ladies, come on.
It's a MORP dance.

388
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,301
"Prom" spelled backwards.

389
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,929
We switch all the conventions,
and most importantly,

390
00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:37,096
girls ask guys.
STEPHANIE: Okay.

391
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:40,808
Rule one, set a goal
to fix our romantic lives.

392
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,227
Rule number two,
we support our fellow women.

393
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:46,314
Three, we are all
accountability partners.

394
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,233
And we won't let each other
get away with our usual shit.

395
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:49,317
STEPHANIE: Okay.
Yes. Yes.

396
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,112
And rule four, deadline
is homecoming. Mmm.

397
00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:53,404
The MORP dance.
Mmm-hmm.

398
00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,740
Wait, but I don't like
that it's rules.

399
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,991
Makes it sound like
a competition.

400
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:58,367
Well, everything
is a competition.

401
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,704
It's not, though.
It's a pact, so...

402
00:18:00,787 --> 00:18:02,038
(LAUGHTER)
KAYLA: Ooh, a pact. Okay.

403
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:05,416
Well, ladies, please raise
your glasses to The Girls' Rules.

404
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,084
KAYLA: Yes!
MICHELLE: Cheers.

405
00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:09,170
KAYLA: We have a pact!

406
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,380
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

407
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:11,797
Call it classic
Reach out and grab it

408
00:18:11,881 --> 00:18:13,841
Super massive
Pulls like a magnet

409
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,597
Jumping straight out the box
You got me like whoa

410
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:24,060
Well, hello
Got, got, got me like whoa

411
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:28,356
Well, hello
Got, got, got me like whoa

412
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:29,858
Well, hello

413
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,780
Okay, we start today.

414
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,824
We're getting what we want,
and if anybody doesn't like it

415
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:39,199
they can eat
a bag of dicks.

416
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:43,246
Kind of feel like we're Charlie's
Angels, but not the Drew Barrymore one.

417
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,248
The older one
where no one wore bras.

418
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,333
Nice.

419
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,959
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

420
00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:50,378
I'm attracted
I gotta have it

421
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,672
Super massive
Pulls like a magnet

422
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,551
Not to ruin this badass moment
of female empowerment,

423
00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,388
but look at our choices.

424
00:19:01,514 --> 00:19:03,933
KAYLA: You're right. We've
known these rats since elementary.

425
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,727
You really think we go to
school with the perfect guy

426
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:06,811
and just haven't noticed?

427
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,021
STEPHANIE: Oh, I think
exactly that.

428
00:19:08,104 --> 00:19:09,855
Look, there's over 500 guys
at East Great Falls.

429
00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:12,816
The guy you might be looking for
might be right under your oyster.

430
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:13,985
Or at Michigan State.

431
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,071
Okay, ironically, I think
that Annie out of all of us

432
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,780
will probably benefit
the most from our pact.

433
00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:19,282
Yeah?
Especially the part

434
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,117
where we call on her
bullshit. What bullshit?

435
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,703
Okay. You wanna lose it
to Jason the D-bag?

436
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:24,871
Here's an idea.

437
00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:27,164
Get your ass down to Michigan
State and fuck his little brains out.

438
00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:29,458
Seems simple,
yet here you are.

439
00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:34,964
That was harsh. STEPHANIE:
Yeah, rule three, accountability partner!

440
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,215
Jason's busy.

441
00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:37,591
I'm trying
to plan a trip there

442
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,345
but with his school schedule,
we barely even get time to talk.

443
00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:41,846
Yeah.
So sad.

444
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,098
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
Oh.

445
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,266
Adios, mofos.

446
00:19:47,602 --> 00:19:49,687
MICHELLE: In the meantime,
I suggest we start training.

447
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,482
In order to enjoy sex, you need
to know what you like, right?

448
00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:54,066
What're you thinking?

449
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,610
I'm thinking that
we do a shopping trip.

450
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,821
(SQUEALS)

451
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,238
Oh, gotta go.
Gonna be late.

452
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,118
MICHELLE: Whoa.

453
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,619
Shit. Shit. Shit.

454
00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:07,330
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

455
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:11,914
You can ring my bell
Ring my bell...

456
00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:16,255
(GRUNTING)

457
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,096
(GROANS)

458
00:20:24,597 --> 00:20:25,973
(SCOFFS)

459
00:20:27,308 --> 00:20:28,475
Oh, my God.
MICHELLE: Hey.

460
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,646
Are you okay? That looked
really painful. (CHUCKLES)

461
00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:34,607
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
No, I'm great. [, um... I just...

462
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,609
I was late for class. It's
a little schedule blunder.

463
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,319
It's a pre-calc. It should've
said calc calc. (LAUGHS)

464
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,487
Hence, the running.

465
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,448
But you look lost, and as
Student Council Vice President,

466
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,866
it's actually my obligation
to help you.

467
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:45,660
Hi. I'm Michelle.

468
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,330
And I'm trying really hard
to hide my growing anxiety

469
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,457
about being late for class.
(CHUCKLES)

470
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,334
I'm Grant.
Just moved here.

471
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,961
Totally lost.

472
00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:57,296
And amused
at your growing anxiety.

473
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,422
But you're in luck.

474
00:20:58,506 --> 00:20:59,965
I am also on the way
to calculus.

475
00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:02,634
I'd be more than happy to report
how you selflessly helped me,

476
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,011
even though
it made you late.

477
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:06,931
And I'll be sure to leave out
the part about you, you know,

478
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,182
face-slamming a door.

479
00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:09,517
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

480
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,148
Is that a Ben Wa ball?

481
00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:17,107
Yeah.

482
00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:21,987
Three second rule.
Okay.

483
00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:23,864
Should we go?
Yeah.

484
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,453
KAYLA: A sweet treat
for my sweet treat.

485
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,332
What're you doing?
We broke up. Remember?

486
00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:34,333
We had a little squabble.

487
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,127
Pumpkin spice or mocha?

488
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,921
This is real. It's over.

489
00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:40,089
You're just not my lobster.

490
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:48,264
(SIGHS)

491
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,479
Mind if I join you?

492
00:21:57,273 --> 00:22:01,360
Look. I know this is not
in any way my business,

493
00:22:01,444 --> 00:22:03,487
but I couldn't help
but overhear.

494
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:05,030
Oh, God.

495
00:22:05,114 --> 00:22:06,907
Yeah, it's pretty uncomfy.

496
00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:10,661
But I figured it might be a less pathetic
moment if you weren't sitting alone

497
00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:13,748
while your ex
is still watching.

498
00:22:14,415 --> 00:22:16,083
You really wanna
drive him nuts?

499
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,043
Pass me that
delicious pumpkin spice.

500
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,465
Who are you?
I'm Grant.

501
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:23,967
I'm cheering you up.

502
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:27,178
You're trying to steal my coffee.
That's just an added bonus.

503
00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:34,476
I'm Kayla.
Nice to meet you, Kayla.

504
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,562
Mmm.

505
00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:37,772
(GRANT CLEARS THROAT)

506
00:22:38,481 --> 00:22:39,648
Why'd you give me
the mocha one?

507
00:22:39,732 --> 00:22:41,400
You think I'm just gonna
give you pumpkin spice?

508
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:43,444
This shit is seasonal
and I don't even know you.

509
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,113
Touché.

510
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,323
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

511
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,783
Yeah

512
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,368
(ALL SHOUTING)

513
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:58,834
Let everyone know
That the girls run the show

514
00:23:00,086 --> 00:23:02,630
Who wants some? Yeah!

515
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:06,259
The lights are down low
Raise the curtain and go

516
00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:08,594
It's our big night
Hey

517
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,554
Our big night
Ho

518
00:23:10,638 --> 00:23:12,431
Who the fuck is that?

519
00:23:12,515 --> 00:23:13,682
MEREDITH:
Who's the fresh meat?

520
00:23:13,766 --> 00:23:14,933
Yeah, look at that snack.

521
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,185
Nice dick!

522
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,812
STEPHANIE: You spooked him.
Ball!

523
00:23:18,479 --> 00:23:20,439
No way. He's too far.
STEPHANIE: 20 bucks.

524
00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:21,982
I want some of that.
You're on.

525
00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:23,317
Go on, give me some space.

526
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,116
Wait for it.

527
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,285
(GRUNTS)

528
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,245
Fuck, yeah!
Oh shit!

529
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:35,788
I can't believe she actually
made that. He might be dead.

530
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:39,500
You killed the snack!
Venmo me, motherfuckers!

531
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:43,045
Girls run this
Girls run this show

532
00:23:45,256 --> 00:23:48,842
Oh, my God, I...
I am so sorry.

533
00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:51,679
Are you okay?

534
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:54,974
Oh, I think so.

535
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,100
Whoa.

536
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:59,854
You good?
Yeah, I think so.

537
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,857
Um, I'm Stephanie.
Stephanie Stifler.

538
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,108
I'm Grant.

539
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,694
Uh, your hands are so soft.

540
00:24:07,862 --> 00:24:10,322
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
You're welcome.

541
00:24:10,406 --> 00:24:12,616
I'm looking for
the boys' lacrosse practice.

542
00:24:12,992 --> 00:24:13,993
Oh.

543
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,412
The boys' practice
Is on the east field.

544
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:19,207
Yeah, I'll walk you.
Uh, it's okay.

545
00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:24,295
Nice goal, by the way.
It was good, right?

546
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,966
You will be mine.

547
00:24:35,014 --> 00:24:36,598
MICHELLE: Come on.

548
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,392
Oh, my God.

549
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:40,561
I am very uncomfortable
right now.

550
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,773
Okay. Annie, let's just take
a deep breath and calm down

551
00:24:43,856 --> 00:24:45,482
and realize that
this is just a store.

552
00:24:45,566 --> 00:24:48,443
There's nothing weird or wrong
or dirty about this place.

553
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,154
You come here a lot?
Michelle.

554
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:51,280
Hey, Rose.
I guess so.

555
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:53,532
The new VJ-VAX
just came out.

556
00:24:53,616 --> 00:24:56,410
Girl, it's great for your
nipples, your tongue,

557
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,412
your clitoris,
any sphincter...

558
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:00,748
She's naming so many
different body part words.

559
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,250
Poor thing.
You're still allowing yourself

560
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,460
to be clit-blocked by the
patriarchy. Mmm-hmm.

561
00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:07,088
I'm so sorry. Did I hear you
say the VJ-VAX came in?

562
00:25:07,171 --> 00:25:08,255
I've just heard
amazing things.

563
00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:09,423
They're all true.

564
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:10,883
Oh, can I
get a demonstration?

565
00:25:12,593 --> 00:25:14,428
Okay. Come on.
Oh, no.

566
00:25:18,057 --> 00:25:20,768
ANNIE: Oh, dear God. MICHELLE:
Welcome to your sexual awakening.

567
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,187
Somewhere on this wall lies
the access point to your orgasm.

568
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:25,856
But, to pick the right toy, I do
need a little bit of information.

569
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,441
Are you an innie
or an outie?

570
00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:28,567
Am I what?

571
00:25:29,652 --> 00:25:30,694
Okay.

572
00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:33,906
Why don't we use this
rubber vagina as a visual aid.

573
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,409
That's a return but we
cleaned it. Thanks, Rose.

574
00:25:36,492 --> 00:25:37,826
Okay, do you like this,

575
00:25:37,910 --> 00:25:39,494
or do you like this?

576
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,789
I'll... I'll...
I'll just pick Option A.

577
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,249
Well, that makes
a lot of sense.

578
00:25:43,332 --> 00:25:45,292
Most women orgasm
through clitoral stimulation.

579
00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:46,835
Okay. ELLEN: Actually,
did you know that

580
00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:50,756
75% of women never orgasm
through intercourse alone? It's a fact.

581
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,216
I'm sorry, ladies,
could you just...

582
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,426
You're blocking
the good stuff.

583
00:25:53,509 --> 00:25:55,010
Oh, sorry.
Ooh!

584
00:25:55,511 --> 00:25:57,471
How about this guy?

585
00:25:57,555 --> 00:25:59,932
(MICHELLE CHUCKLING)
Hello. How are you?

586
00:26:00,641 --> 00:26:02,351
Aw, sweet baby bird.

587
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:04,186
Let me guess.
Is this your first toy?

588
00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:06,021
MICHELLE: Yes,
it is her first toy.

589
00:26:06,105 --> 00:26:08,732
That is such a special day
in a woman's life.

590
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,693
Oh, sweetheart.

591
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,029
I remember my first
like it was yesterday.

592
00:26:13,112 --> 00:26:14,655
The Muscle Massager 5000.

593
00:26:15,239 --> 00:26:16,698
Still a bestseller.

594
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:18,951
Mmm, that thing
was squirt-tastic.

595
00:26:19,994 --> 00:26:23,872
But nothing compares
to this gem right here.

596
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,376
Three vibrating stimulators,

597
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,630
curved tip to help you
find that elusive G-spot.

598
00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:32,506
Spoiler alert,
it's in the front.

599
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,592
There's a rabbit
for your itty-bitty clitty.

600
00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:37,010
And if you pee a little bit,
don't worry, it's waterproof.

601
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,139
I mean, it is a beautiful time
to be alive, ladies. Am I right?

602
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,349
Yeah.
Right.

603
00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:43,892
Wait. Call off the dogs.
The search is off.

604
00:26:43,976 --> 00:26:45,227
I found it.

605
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,147
These black lacy panties
are perfect.

606
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,233
They're discreet.
They're non-invasive.

607
00:26:50,316 --> 00:26:51,817
I agree.
Those are perfect.

608
00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:55,237
And I'm so excited for the journey
that you"re about to embark on.

609
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:58,574
Godspeed, little bird.
Godspeed.

610
00:27:01,577 --> 00:27:02,578
Wow.

611
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,163
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

612
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,374
What? Relax.
Relax?

613
00:27:06,457 --> 00:27:09,126
That super-weird
but strangely helpful woman

614
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:11,337
just picked out a vibrating
undergarment for me.

615
00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:13,004
She's not weird.
She's a goddess.

616
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:15,633
And who cares? You're
never gonna see her again.

617
00:27:15,716 --> 00:27:16,967
Let's go.

618
00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:20,429
Oh.

619
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:22,515
Hey, honey.
Hey, Dad.

620
00:27:22,598 --> 00:27:25,183
Big test. Gotta study.
You have a test already?

621
00:27:27,728 --> 00:27:28,729
Wow.

622
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,691
Must be some kind of
accelerated school.

623
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:36,696
(SIGHS)

624
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:54,630
(CLICKS)

625
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:55,923
(VIBRATING)

626
00:27:58,801 --> 00:28:01,720
Oh, my God.

627
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,223
(DOORBELL RINGS)

628
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:07,268
Hi.

629
00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:10,437
Uh, I just moved in next door
and I wanted to introduce myself.

630
00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:14,525
I'm Ellen and... Oh, come
here, hon. This is my son, Grant.

631
00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,193
I made you a pie.

632
00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:19,905
Come in.
Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

633
00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:22,908
JASON: Babe, I... I got...
I gotta get to class.

634
00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:26,119
You don't have time
to knock one out?

635
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,831
Are you... Are you saying
you wanna have cybersex?

636
00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:31,042
Because, uh, yeah,
that would...

637
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,918
That would...
That would be dope.

638
00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:36,171
I bought something for us.

639
00:28:36,672 --> 00:28:39,800
So I just thought I'd make this
for you and your... Your wife.

640
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,427
No wife, sadly. Divorced.

641
00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:44,012
It's just me and my daughter.
What a coincidence.

642
00:28:44,513 --> 00:28:46,306
Me, too.
Oh.

643
00:28:46,515 --> 00:28:48,725
What do ya say we dig
into this delicious pie?

644
00:28:48,809 --> 00:28:49,810
Apple?

645
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,062
Cherry.

646
00:28:51,145 --> 00:28:52,146
KEVIN: Mmm.

647
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,564
ELLEN: Still hot.

648
00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:56,901
Oh, come on. You gotta...
You gotta show me.

649
00:28:56,984 --> 00:28:58,527
You gotta show me. Please?

650
00:28:58,611 --> 00:28:59,612
Please.

651
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:01,363
Okay. Just a peek.

652
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,366
Oh, damn it!

653
00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:07,202
Ugh! Uh, my Wi-Fi sucks.
(CHUCKLES)

654
00:29:07,286 --> 00:29:11,498
Okay, all you need to know is
that they're tiny and lacy,

655
00:29:11,582 --> 00:29:14,293
and they have
a remote control.

656
00:29:15,419 --> 00:29:17,712
You control your panties
with that?

657
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:21,801
Oh, nice. Oh, you got...
Turn it on. Mmm-hmm.

658
00:29:22,843 --> 00:29:23,844
(VIBRATING)

659
00:29:24,303 --> 00:29:25,304
(MOANS)

660
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,683
Oh, wow.
(MUFFLED) Oh.

661
00:29:28,891 --> 00:29:30,183
It's so good.

662
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,978
That is so good.

663
00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,063
(ANNIE MOANING)
Mmm.

664
00:29:34,146 --> 00:29:35,605
I'm so glad
that you like it.

665
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:39,443
Oh, I like it.
I like it a lot.

666
00:29:40,778 --> 00:29:42,029
Oh, shit.

667
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,365
Oh, I've never
heard you cuss before.

668
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,909
I like it. Can you...
Can you cuss again?

669
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:49,328
ANNIE: Holy fuck.

670
00:29:49,578 --> 00:29:50,787
(ELLEN CHUCKLES)

671
00:29:52,456 --> 00:29:53,540
(ANNIE MOANING)

672
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:55,751
ELLEN: Mmm.

673
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:56,836
Hmm.

674
00:29:56,919 --> 00:30:01,298
So, Kevin, how long
have you been divorced?

675
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,466
Long time.

676
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:07,847
Such a long time.

677
00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:11,308
Okay. You know, this has been
great, but I have a big test tomorrow.

678
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,810
I gotta go
study for it, so...

679
00:30:12,893 --> 00:30:15,979
I bet Annie's studying
for the same test.

680
00:30:16,063 --> 00:30:17,898
(ANNIE MOANS)
JASON: Whoo.

681
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,526
Okay. Whoa.
(CHUCKLES)

682
00:30:20,609 --> 00:30:22,694
Oh, shit.
Fantastic.

683
00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,404
(MOANING) KEVIN: You
go to East Great Falls?

684
00:30:24,488 --> 00:30:27,199
Actually we both do.
I'm the new principal.

685
00:30:27,616 --> 00:30:28,617
Huh.

686
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:29,702
No way.

687
00:30:29,785 --> 00:30:30,786
You know what?

688
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:34,165
Annie loves a surprise. We
should go up and say hi to her.

689
00:30:34,248 --> 00:30:35,832
Holy fuck.

690
00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:36,917
Whoo!

691
00:30:37,084 --> 00:30:38,085
Oh, shit.

692
00:30:38,669 --> 00:30:39,836
Oh, I'm gonna pop.

693
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,338
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Hey, honey, you busy?

694
00:30:42,381 --> 00:30:44,049
No! Hey!
(JASON MOANS LOUDLY)

695
00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:46,218
Just... Just chillin'.
KEVIN: Well, great.

696
00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:49,096
Because I want to introduce
you to your new principal.

697
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,472
This is Miss Fisher.

698
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,767
Hi.

699
00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:55,352
I'm gonna pop!

700
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:58,021
Oh, I'm popping!
I'm popping!

701
00:30:58,522 --> 00:30:59,731
Oh, I'm gonna pop. It's
been giving me trouble all day.

702
00:30:59,815 --> 00:31:01,566
Just noises
coming out of there.

703
00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:04,819
You know, funny story. Annie
and I have actually already met.

704
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,864
At the library.
Oh, yeah.

705
00:31:06,947 --> 00:31:10,200
I was checking out Moby Dick and
she had a cute little romance novel.

706
00:31:10,284 --> 00:31:11,410
How is that
going for you?

707
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:13,996
It's so good.

708
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,247
Good to hear.
Yeah.

709
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:18,167
You know, I wanna
introduce you to my son, Grant.

710
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:19,751
Isn't he handsome?
(ANNIE CHUCKLES)

711
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,046
Nice to meet you.
(VIBRATION ACCELERATING)

712
00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:25,382
I'm Grant.
Nice to meet you, too. Oh...

713
00:31:27,301 --> 00:31:29,386
You guys hear that?
It's like a hum...

714
00:31:30,304 --> 00:31:31,305
ELLEN: Mmm...

715
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:33,807
No, I'm not... I don't...
I don't hear anything.

716
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:36,310
(ANNIE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

717
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,312
(SOFTLY) Annie. You okay?

718
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,773
ANNIE: Oh, I'm... You know
what I think would be good?

719
00:31:40,856 --> 00:31:42,774
I think it would be great
if we went downstairs

720
00:31:42,858 --> 00:31:44,901
and got Annie a
hot piece of pie. Oh!

721
00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:46,403
Oh, God, yes!

722
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:50,157
Great. You know, sometimes a
girl just needs something simple.

723
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,450
(VIBRATION STOPS)
Am I right, honey?

724
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,911
Here, why don't you give me a
tour? Let's start with your bedroom.

725
00:31:54,286 --> 00:31:55,287
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

726
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:01,918
(VIBRATING)

727
00:32:03,045 --> 00:32:04,046
(VIBRATION STOPS)

728
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,423
It's very high tech.
Mmm.

729
00:32:08,050 --> 00:32:09,801
Nice to meet you, Annie.
Mmm-hmm.

730
00:32:10,469 --> 00:32:11,470
Yeah.

731
00:32:16,016 --> 00:32:17,017
(SIGHS)

732
00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:21,438
EMMETT: This year's
Homecoming theme is so exciting.

733
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:26,022
So come as you dream, because
we are having a Pajama Party...

734
00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:27,777
MORP! Whoop whoop!

735
00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:29,530
That's "prom"
spelled backwards.

736
00:32:29,613 --> 00:32:33,033
Uh, instead of tuxedos and
gowns, put on your PJ's and onesies!

737
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,368
That's crazy!

738
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:37,413
Now, I have the super
important responsibility

739
00:32:37,496 --> 00:32:39,456
of introducing our new leader,

740
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,750
Principal Ellen Fisher.

741
00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:44,002
ELLEN: Aw, thanks, Emmett.
(EMMETT CLAPPING)

742
00:32:44,211 --> 00:32:45,212
Hello.

743
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,965
I bet you're pretty surprised
to see me here in this position.

744
00:32:48,048 --> 00:32:49,215
Well, guess what?
Holy shit.

745
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,342
I'm surprised, too.

746
00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,344
It is her. You're right.

747
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,721
I told you.

748
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,598
You said I'd never
see her again.

749
00:32:56,682 --> 00:32:58,100
But I did.

750
00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:01,061
An hour later,
in my bedroom

751
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,230
when I was using
a recently-purchased item.

752
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,275
Ew, God.
Private conversation.

753
00:33:06,358 --> 00:33:10,858
A strong accomplished woman who's
very comfortable with her sexuality?

754
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,782
She's, like,
the perfect role model.

755
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:15,993
(ELLEN CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(SIGHS)

756
00:33:17,536 --> 00:33:21,957
<i>ELLEN: It seems that Principal
Shankman retired, rather abruptly.</i>

757
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:25,377
But I know we all wish
him very, very well.

758
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:28,338
So you guys,
have a great day.

759
00:33:28,422 --> 00:33:29,714
Go, Trademakers!

760
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:33,719
Uh, trailblazers. Trailblazers. I
know. Go, Trailblazers! (CHUCKLES)

761
00:33:33,802 --> 00:33:34,803
(BELL RINGS)

762
00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:39,015
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

763
00:33:39,099 --> 00:33:40,183
Hey, you.
(GASPS)

764
00:33:40,726 --> 00:33:43,270
Hi. Kayla, right?

765
00:33:43,437 --> 00:33:44,438
(LAUGHING LOUDLY)

766
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,482
I got your favorite.

767
00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:49,818
Wow! Thank you. Mmm.

768
00:33:50,736 --> 00:33:52,237
It really does
taste like fall.

769
00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:53,947
(LAUGHING LOUDLY)

770
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,325
Oh, it so does.

771
00:33:57,159 --> 00:33:58,201
You're so funny. Uh...

772
00:33:58,285 --> 00:34:00,412
I'm just gonna head
to class. (CHUCKLES)

773
00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:02,915
Thank you, again,
very much.

774
00:34:05,584 --> 00:34:06,585
Mmm.

775
00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:10,630
Hey. Who's that guy?

776
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,716
Who is, uh... Oh!

777
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,135
That guy. That's Grant.

778
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:16,720
My friend.

779
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:18,180
My special friend.

780
00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,432
We just broke up
three days ago.

781
00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:23,060
Tim, are you jealous?

782
00:34:23,143 --> 00:34:25,520
That is so cute. (SIGHS)

783
00:34:25,604 --> 00:34:28,273
You know, if you ever
wanted me to drop by...

784
00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:29,733
TIM: Uh...

785
00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:31,985
We're not getting
back together.

786
00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,112
Oh.

787
00:34:33,195 --> 00:34:35,614
Back together? (WINCES)
Who wants that?

788
00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:36,740
(CHUCKLES)

789
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:38,992
No, I'm just talking
about a little ex sex.

790
00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:41,078
Ex sex?

791
00:34:41,161 --> 00:34:43,371
How many times did
we sneak off during lunch

792
00:34:43,455 --> 00:34:44,914
and go do it
at your place?

793
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,458
What's a few more?

794
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:50,295
Oh, I mean if you don't
want to, I, you know...

795
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:53,131
I think I have plans with
Grant anyway. So... Uh...

796
00:34:53,215 --> 00:34:54,299
Lunchtime.

797
00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:55,968
My place.

798
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:02,599
BOY: So, you guys
getting back together?

799
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:04,851
That's how
a bad bitch does it.

800
00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,525
She was holding my spot.
Yeah.

801
00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,404
Hi.

802
00:35:16,363 --> 00:35:17,530
Remember me?

803
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,199
Sure you do.
No.

804
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,202
Yesterday, your room,
you were pleasuring yourself.

805
00:35:22,494 --> 00:35:23,495
(ANNIE SHUSHING)

806
00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,706
Gross, don't say it
like that.

807
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,624
Well, how should I say it?

808
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:29,459
Just don't say it.

809
00:35:29,543 --> 00:35:31,169
Ever. To anyone.

810
00:35:31,253 --> 00:35:34,547
Okay. I won't.
"Cause it's nobody's business.

811
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:35,883
Fries, please.
Right.

812
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:39,345
You know what, to tell you the truth,
though, I found the whole thing kind of...

813
00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:41,346
I don't know, endearing.

814
00:35:41,805 --> 00:35:42,806
(SNICKERS)

815
00:35:43,849 --> 00:35:45,058
I have a boyfriend.

816
00:35:45,142 --> 00:35:48,687
No, I know. I didn't get to meet
him, but he sounded really nice.

817
00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:50,397
WOMAN: Eggplant taco?
Yeah. Please. Thank you.

818
00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:54,735
Look, just because you barged into my
room while I was having a private moment

819
00:35:54,818 --> 00:35:58,196
with the love of my life,
doesn't mean you know me.

820
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,364
I'm sorry.

821
00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:03,948
The "I'm about to pop, I'm popping"
guy, that's the love of your life?

822
00:36:04,953 --> 00:36:05,954
(CHUCKLES)

823
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:09,833
I am in a mature,
committed relationship

824
00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:12,085
and if I told Jason
the things you are saying...

825
00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:14,671
Oh, you wouldn't be
too happy, pal.

826
00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:17,591
Okay. Got it. Pal.

827
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:21,845
Look, I wish you and your
internet lover a lifetime of happiness.

828
00:36:22,888 --> 00:36:23,889
Enjoy your lunch.

829
00:36:24,973 --> 00:36:26,265
Thank you.

830
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:30,354
(SIGHS)

831
00:36:31,313 --> 00:36:32,897
You're good at
talking to boys.

832
00:36:32,981 --> 00:36:35,191
How do you start? I'm having
trouble with my opening.

833
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:39,113
Well, the damsel-in-distress
shit usually works like a charm.

834
00:36:39,738 --> 00:36:42,407
(CHUCKLES)
Well, I am not doing that.

835
00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:43,992
Girl, it's amazing
how dumb men can get

836
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:46,411
when they think
we actually need them, so...

837
00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:47,621
GRANT: Emmett, what up, man?

838
00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:49,998
STEPHANIE: Hello, sexy.

839
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:54,253
Okay, why is my wet dream
hugging Emmett?

840
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:56,797
Wait.

841
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,466
You don't actually
like Grant, right?

842
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:00,926
I mean, he's not your type.

843
00:37:01,009 --> 00:37:03,302
What could you two
possibly have in common?

844
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,472
Undeniable
animal magnetism, baby.

845
00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:08,391
Um, I have to go to, uh...
I have a library...

846
00:37:08,475 --> 00:37:09,684
I need to go to the...
I have a book.

847
00:37:09,768 --> 00:37:10,935
I gotta... Bye.
I'll see you later.

848
00:37:11,019 --> 00:37:12,729
See ya.
Text me.

849
00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:14,815
MICHELLE: Mmm-hmm.
Damsel in distress.

850
00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:16,524
Damsel in distress.
Damsel in distress.

851
00:37:17,025 --> 00:37:18,401
That way.

852
00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:03,488
Oh, shit!

853
00:38:07,242 --> 00:38:08,243
Whoa!
(GROANS)

854
00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:09,828
Ah...

855
00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,538
GRANT: You, again.

856
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:12,706
You okay?

857
00:38:12,998 --> 00:38:14,165
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

858
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,209
MICHELLE: Yeah.

859
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,461
Whoa.

860
00:38:17,544 --> 00:38:19,754
Hi.

861
00:38:20,255 --> 00:38:24,676
I'm just so fragile
and delicate.

862
00:38:25,385 --> 00:38:26,386
Okay.

863
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:27,471
Wow.

864
00:38:28,138 --> 00:38:31,516
Your neck is very muscly.

865
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,226
Thank you.
Mmm-hmm.

866
00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:35,979
I think maybe we should get
you some medical attention.

867
00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:37,647
Okay.
Okay.

868
00:38:40,859 --> 00:38:42,151
Mind if I join you?

869
00:38:42,694 --> 00:38:43,695
Hey.

870
00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:46,740
What? Uh, no. Why?

871
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,784
Oh, come on.
We don't even talk anymore.

872
00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:50,785
Yeah.
Not since fifth grade

873
00:38:50,869 --> 00:38:53,913
when you told everyone
I wet my pants at recess.

874
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,665
But you did.

875
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,793
No, it was a malfunctioning
water fountain.

876
00:38:57,876 --> 00:38:58,918
Oh, right. Okay.

877
00:38:59,002 --> 00:39:00,753
Look, I'm reading,
all right?

878
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,090
And I know this isn't a
practice you're familiar with,

879
00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:04,716
but it's a nonverbal cue

880
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,094
which says I'm enjoying some
solitary time, so, maybe don't bother me.

881
00:39:08,178 --> 00:39:11,097
Okay, well I kind of feel bad about
the whole wetting-the-pants thing, now.

882
00:39:11,765 --> 00:39:12,807
Yeah, you should.

883
00:39:15,435 --> 00:39:17,228
Hey, the guy
you were talking to, Grant.

884
00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:19,272
You guys friends?

885
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:22,984
Uh, we've only been roommates at
band camp the last seven summers,

886
00:39:23,068 --> 00:39:24,069
so, uh, yeah.

887
00:39:24,152 --> 00:39:27,405
Yeah, we're friends. Whoa, whoa,
whoa. Grant's in band? No shit.

888
00:39:27,489 --> 00:39:30,033
Yeah. He's an incredibly
talented saxophone player.

889
00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,409
Boring.
No.

890
00:39:31,493 --> 00:39:35,038
Sax is the sexiest wind
instrument. So it's not boring.

891
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:37,916
Okay. What are his hobbies?
What's he like?

892
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,419
Okay, you haven't spoken
to me in like nine years,

893
00:39:40,502 --> 00:39:43,546
so why don't you go ask
Grant these questions?

894
00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:45,506
Okay, look, Emmett, I'm
kinda turning over a new leaf.

895
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,719
I'm looking to date a
different type, someone nice.

896
00:39:49,803 --> 00:39:52,180
And anyway, my charms of seduction
don't seem to be working on him,

897
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:54,683
so I was thinking that, I
don't know, you'd help me out.

898
00:39:54,766 --> 00:39:58,311
You want me to help trick my
good friend Grant into liking you?

899
00:39:58,687 --> 00:39:59,729
Yeah, that's pretty much it.

900
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:00,856
Hmm.

901
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:03,900
Just so he can be another
notch on your lipstick case?

902
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,695
Okay, news flash.
I don't have a lipstick case.

903
00:40:06,778 --> 00:40:08,905
And neither does anyone
under the age of 80...

904
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:10,865
Look, dude, are you gonna
help me or what?

905
00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:14,119
(SCOFFS) Well, I foresee
a couple of problems. What?

906
00:40:14,202 --> 00:40:17,079
Well, Grant, he's got this
whole good taste thing.

907
00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:19,040
Yeah, and then...
And then there's my integrity.

908
00:40:19,124 --> 00:40:23,624
I'm reluctant to help trick my friend
into a romance with a dementor.

909
00:40:24,504 --> 00:40:25,505
(CHUCKLES)

910
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:27,633
What's that?

911
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:30,343
Dark creatures that
consume human happiness.

912
00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:31,553
It's from Harry Potter.

913
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,805
Wow, you are
such a fucking nerd.

914
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:38,643
Look, I'll give you 20 bucks.

915
00:40:40,395 --> 00:40:42,522
How dare you? You know,
this guy's a friend.

916
00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,941
It's $100 minimum.

917
00:40:48,153 --> 00:40:49,362
Better be worth it.

918
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,240
Hey, I think
we need a nurse.

919
00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:54,576
Injured student.
Code Blue!

920
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:55,744
Huh?

921
00:40:55,827 --> 00:40:56,828
No...

922
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,747
No, no, no. No Code Blue.
I'm fine. Really, I'm fine.

923
00:40:58,830 --> 00:40:59,956
Grant, what happened?
Are you okay?

924
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,041
I've got this,
Principal Fisher.

925
00:41:01,124 --> 00:41:02,416
Grant, put her in this chair, all
right? I'll get her to the nurse.

926
00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,586
Here we go. You're good.
No, no, no. I...

927
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:05,962
Hey, take good care of her.
Good work.

928
00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:08,548
But, uh... Oh, my God,
your hair smells so beautiful.

929
00:41:10,884 --> 00:41:12,552
Seriously, it's fine.
You don't have to push me.

930
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,888
No, no, no, we're not taking
any chances here, all right?

931
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,682
Not with the Academic
Decathlon captain.

932
00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:18,308
We need you this weekend
against Parkway High.

933
00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:21,019
You watch the Academic
Decathlon? Of course.

934
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,522
Are you the guy that's always
holding up signs and cheering?

935
00:41:23,605 --> 00:41:25,815
Yeah. Yeah, that's me.
Oliver.

936
00:41:25,899 --> 00:41:27,734
Ollie, if you're nasty.

937
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:29,361
Okay, I'm gonna ignore
that last part.

938
00:41:29,444 --> 00:41:32,280
Listen, Principal Fisher
and her son, are they close?

939
00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:34,074
Yeah. Yeah.
Real modern family.

940
00:41:34,157 --> 00:41:35,575
Single mom, only child.

941
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:38,119
And you're her student aide.

942
00:41:38,203 --> 00:41:39,954
Do you need any help
in the office?

943
00:41:40,038 --> 00:41:41,080
OLIVER: Yes!

944
00:41:41,164 --> 00:41:42,165
MICHELLE: Great.

945
00:41:42,749 --> 00:41:43,958
(BOTH MOANING)

946
00:41:44,042 --> 00:41:45,209
(WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING)

947
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:48,088
(THUDS)

948
00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:51,925
(BOTH PANTING)

949
00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:53,885
(WASHING MACHINE
STOPS WHIRRING)

950
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:54,970
Wow.

951
00:41:55,053 --> 00:41:56,554
That was...
Yum.

952
00:41:56,638 --> 00:41:59,432
That was, um,
(GRUNTS) different. Oh.

953
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:01,476
I like.

954
00:42:02,894 --> 00:42:04,061
Yeah.

955
00:42:04,146 --> 00:42:08,646
Yeah, something about the, uh,
impulsive nature of our meeting

956
00:42:09,776 --> 00:42:12,987
made me feel a little wild.
Didn't it?

957
00:42:13,321 --> 00:42:14,613
Oh, yeah.

958
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,492
Casual hookups,
no strings, no emotions.

959
00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:18,910
I am so good.

960
00:42:19,369 --> 00:42:21,204
Whoo. I'm gonna head out.

961
00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:22,706
Wait. You don't
have to go yet.

962
00:42:22,789 --> 00:42:26,209
Oh, no. Super fun frolic. Bang
ya later. Maybe not. Who knows?

963
00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:27,627
Gotta go back to school.

964
00:42:40,974 --> 00:42:44,227
Oh, so you just happened to be in
the library during your free period?

965
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,188
Well, that's one way
to say hello. Sorry.

966
00:42:47,272 --> 00:42:49,857
Hi, Grant. I'm afraid
now is not a good time

967
00:42:49,941 --> 00:42:51,317
to inappropriately
flirt with me,

968
00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:53,694
not only because
I have a boyfriend,

969
00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:57,991
but also because my fascist French teacher
also decided he likes daily pop quizzes.

970
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,911
So I guess I'll be spending
my free periods learning French.

971
00:43:00,994 --> 00:43:03,746
Damn. You're really
feeling yourself, huh?

972
00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:06,123
I'm just sitting here,
minding my business.

973
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,751
Oh, so you're not
gonna flirt with me?

974
00:43:07,834 --> 00:43:09,126
I mean, I'm not, now.

975
00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:10,837
Took all the fun out of it.

976
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:11,922
(SIGHS)

977
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:14,049
All right, wait.

978
00:43:14,132 --> 00:43:17,093
I get it. Okay.
You have a boyfriend.

979
00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:18,178
I'm sorry.

980
00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:22,599
It's just fun seeing you get
all flustered and worked up.

981
00:43:23,266 --> 00:43:25,142
You know,
I actually speak French.

982
00:43:25,685 --> 00:43:27,937
I'd be more than happy to
help you prep for the quizzes.

983
00:43:28,021 --> 00:43:30,857
Just friends. Study buddies.

984
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:33,151
All right, no funny business.

985
00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:34,569
Truth is, I'm kind of lonely.

986
00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:36,738
I mean, I don't know anyone
at this school.

987
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:39,241
You'd be doing me a favor,
seriously.

988
00:43:39,658 --> 00:43:41,409
You really speak French?

989
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,744
Oui, oui.

990
00:43:42,869 --> 00:43:43,870
(CHUCKLES)

991
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:46,789
Fine.

992
00:43:51,586 --> 00:43:52,753
Just study buddies.

993
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,839
Of course.

994
00:43:56,049 --> 00:43:58,676
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

995
00:44:06,351 --> 00:44:08,728
A goddess on a mountain top

996
00:44:10,021 --> 00:44:12,398
Was burning like
a silver flame

997
00:44:13,775 --> 00:44:16,235
The summit of beauty and love

998
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,196
And Venus was her name

999
00:44:21,074 --> 00:44:22,200
She's got it

1000
00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:25,662
Yeah, baby, she's got it

1001
00:44:29,082 --> 00:44:31,042
I'm your Venus

1002
00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:33,920
I'm your fire
At your desire

1003
00:44:36,089 --> 00:44:38,633
Well, I'm your Venus

1004
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:41,720
I'm your fire
At your desire

1005
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:47,016
Her weapons were
her crystal eyes

1006
00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:50,186
Making every man mad

1007
00:44:51,104 --> 00:44:54,232
Black as the dark night
she was

1008
00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:57,027
Got what no one else has

1009
00:44:58,820 --> 00:44:59,904
She's got it

1010
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:03,241
Yeah, baby, she's got it

1011
00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:08,580
I'm your Venus

1012
00:45:08,663 --> 00:45:11,832
I'm your fire
At your desire

1013
00:45:13,543 --> 00:45:15,878
Well, I'm your Venus

1014
00:45:15,962 --> 00:45:19,048
I'm your fire
At your desire

1015
00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:33,479
Yeah, baby, she's got it

1016
00:45:34,981 --> 00:45:37,274
Yeah, baby, she's got it

1017
00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:40,236
She's got it

1018
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,073
This whole walk home I've been
putting off asking you to my mom's party.

1019
00:45:44,157 --> 00:45:47,368
You know, teachers, old
people, total rager. (CHUCKLES)

1020
00:45:47,452 --> 00:45:50,746
And it's Saturday afternoon, as
if it's for a child, SO, even better.

1021
00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:54,250
Uh, as fun as that sounds,

1022
00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:58,338
See, that excitement level was exactly why
I put this off until the end of our walk.

1023
00:45:58,421 --> 00:46:01,340
But lucky for me, your dad's
totally gonna make you go, anyway.

1024
00:46:01,424 --> 00:46:04,009
Yeah, I think him and my mom,
like, have something going on.

1025
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:07,013
(CHUCKLES) Ew. Anyways,
see you at the party.

1026
00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:08,722
Wait. What?

1027
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:10,850
You're welcome.
(CHUCKLES)

1028
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:12,978
Ew.

1029
00:46:14,479 --> 00:46:15,730
(POP SONG PLAYING)

1030
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:20,026
I was all caught up
for a while

1031
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:22,070
EMMETT: I've dug up great
stuff on Grant, so just wait here,

1032
00:46:22,153 --> 00:46:23,487
and don't steal anything.
Okay?

1033
00:46:23,571 --> 00:46:24,572
Great.

1034
00:46:25,573 --> 00:46:26,782
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1035
00:46:26,866 --> 00:46:29,493
Too bad I was acting
like a child

1036
00:46:29,577 --> 00:46:30,578
(CHUCKLES)

1037
00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:34,124
I'd rather act like
the woman I am

1038
00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:41,840
(CHUCKLES)

1039
00:46:50,181 --> 00:46:51,765
What the shit is this?
Wow.

1040
00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:54,853
Your grasp of the English
language continues to astound.

1041
00:46:54,936 --> 00:46:58,731
Uh, wow. Well, uh, I guess I don't
redecorate as much as I should.

1042
00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:00,358
Oh, hardy-fuckin'-har.

1043
00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:03,111
You have a picture of me.
Framed.

1044
00:47:03,194 --> 00:47:06,113
I know you probably didn't notice
this, but I'm in the picture as well.

1045
00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,076
God, we were like nine.

1046
00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:12,244
Dude, why do you
even have this?

1047
00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:13,997
I like it. Okay?

1048
00:47:14,372 --> 00:47:16,165
Look at these kids,
all right? They're friends.

1049
00:47:16,249 --> 00:47:17,833
No one's judging.

1050
00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:19,460
No one has
their feelings hurt.

1051
00:47:19,544 --> 00:47:22,505
So I keep this around.

1052
00:47:23,631 --> 00:47:24,923
You got a problem
with that?

1053
00:47:26,217 --> 00:47:27,218
No.

1054
00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:31,222
Now if you're ready to set
your psychological sex trap,

1055
00:47:31,306 --> 00:47:33,725
I've got a decade
of backstory.

1056
00:47:33,808 --> 00:47:36,602
I can't express how much
I don't wanna go inside.

1057
00:47:36,686 --> 00:47:38,729
Okay, you know what?
It's time that you understand

1058
00:47:38,813 --> 00:47:40,940
what you want
doesn't really matter.

1059
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:42,400
Take me, for example.

1060
00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:45,653
I wake up every morning and I
drag myself to a job that I hate.

1061
00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:48,322
Ah, life lesson. Neat.

1062
00:47:48,406 --> 00:47:49,824
The point is...

1063
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:53,578
I'm gonna be fine as long as
you don't cock-block me tonight.

1064
00:47:53,661 --> 00:47:54,662
Comprende?

1065
00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:55,872
Ew!

1066
00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:57,206
(BOTH GROAN IN DISGUST)

1067
00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,792
Daddy! Gross. Yes.
Gross!

1068
00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:00,918
Get in there
and be social.

1069
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:02,712
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1070
00:48:13,014 --> 00:48:14,015
KEVIN: Oh, yeah.

1071
00:48:16,017 --> 00:48:17,810
It's on like Donkey Kong.

1072
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:19,687
See ya later.
Donkey what?

1073
00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:24,901
KAYLA: Party in the house!

1074
00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:28,362
Oh, yes.
Oh, what are you doing here?

1075
00:48:28,446 --> 00:48:30,614
MICHELLE: No way.
STEPHANIE: What up, bitches?

1076
00:48:30,698 --> 00:48:32,658
MICHELLE: What? STEPHANIE:
Is this a wake or what?

1077
00:48:32,742 --> 00:48:34,869
I'm super confused. Why
are you all here right now?

1078
00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:35,954
GRANT: Hey, Annie.

1079
00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:37,955
Ladies.
GIRLS: Hey.

1080
00:48:38,039 --> 00:48:40,249
Thank you for all coming
to my mom's lame party.

1081
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,376
Wait. I didn't know you
guys all knew Grant that well.

1082
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:45,379
Yeah, I only bought him, like,
three pumpkin spice lattes this week.

1083
00:48:45,463 --> 00:48:46,464
Right?

1084
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:49,259
Well, he carried me to safety
when I broke my leg.

1085
00:48:49,342 --> 00:48:50,384
(CHUCKLES)

1086
00:48:50,468 --> 00:48:52,094
ANNIE: When did you... Which
one? STEPHANIE: Break your... Yeah.

1087
00:48:52,178 --> 00:48:54,096
It's much better now. Stephanie,
what are you doing here?

1088
00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:55,514
I came with Emmett.
Who?

1089
00:48:55,598 --> 00:48:56,724
(OBJECT CLATTERING)
That kid. Yeah.

1090
00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:58,935
So, he's Grant's best friend
and I'm friends with Emmett,

1091
00:48:59,018 --> 00:49:00,436
so it's kind of like
Grant and I are besties.

1092
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,521
Right?
Is it?

1093
00:49:01,604 --> 00:49:02,771
Sure.

1094
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:04,190
Oh, and where's
your boyfriend, Kayla?

1095
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,442
I told you, Stephanie,

1096
00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,152
we broke up.
Mmm.

1097
00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:10,529
You keep on saying how
nonstop the sex has been, right?

1098
00:49:10,613 --> 00:49:12,072
Yeah. STEPHANIE:
It's been like dirty

1099
00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:13,616
and hungry,
you know what I mean?

1100
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:14,701
Okay, uh,
let's have a little...

1101
00:49:14,784 --> 00:49:16,202
Can we have a little girls',
like, powwow, just outside?

1102
00:49:16,286 --> 00:49:17,328
No, I'm fine.

1103
00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:20,665
Okay, so apparently you've
all chosen Grant for the pact?

1104
00:49:20,748 --> 00:49:22,624
Yeah, he's smart
and articulate.

1105
00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:23,793
Yeah, nice guy.

1106
00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,086
I mean, he hasn't hit on
me once. MICHELLE: Hmm.

1107
00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:28,381
Have we considered if that's
because he's just not into you?

1108
00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:29,466
Screw you.

1109
00:49:29,549 --> 00:49:31,634
Rule number three, I'm
calling you on your bullshit.

1110
00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:33,594
Making Tim jealous
is not your goal.

1111
00:49:33,678 --> 00:49:35,554
STEPHANIE: And as your accountability
partner, I'm just reminding you,

1112
00:49:35,638 --> 00:49:38,015
neither is kissing up
to Grant's mom. Oh.

1113
00:49:38,099 --> 00:49:39,767
Rule number two,
we are best friends.

1114
00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:40,852
We should support each other.

1115
00:49:40,935 --> 00:49:42,686
We shouldn't let some boy
come between us.

1116
00:49:43,021 --> 00:49:44,022
Us?

1117
00:49:44,105 --> 00:49:45,189
(LAUGHING)

1118
00:49:45,273 --> 00:49:46,941
I meant between you.

1119
00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:49,986
Right. 'Cause Emmett and I have seen you
having little French lessons with Grant.

1120
00:49:50,069 --> 00:49:51,070
Uh-huh. We've been studying.

1121
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:52,196
"Studying."

1122
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,447
I have a boyfriend.

1123
00:49:53,531 --> 00:49:56,075
God, yes, Annie,
we get it. Thank you!

1124
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:57,160
(DOOR OPENS)
GRANT: Hey!

1125
00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:58,745
Everything cool?

1126
00:49:59,245 --> 00:50:00,996
STEPHANIE: You know, we
should just table this. Okay?

1127
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,081
MICHELLE: But...
Tabled!

1128
00:50:02,373 --> 00:50:03,415
Uh...

1129
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,918
KAYLA: (GROANS) Stifler.

1130
00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:06,753
It doesn't seem like
he's that into her.

1131
00:50:06,836 --> 00:50:08,712
Hmm. I thought
you didn't care.

1132
00:50:08,796 --> 00:50:10,798
I'm just making
an observation.

1133
00:50:11,633 --> 00:50:12,634
Right.

1134
00:50:12,717 --> 00:50:14,385
You two, guard the stairs.

1135
00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:15,803
I'm gonna do some recon.

1136
00:50:15,887 --> 00:50:16,888
What does that mean?

1137
00:50:16,971 --> 00:50:20,099
You know, check out his room,
scope it out, smell his underwear.

1138
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,601
I don't know.
Bing-bang-boom. What?

1139
00:50:21,684 --> 00:50:24,186
That's kind of an invasion
of his privacy.

1140
00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:26,356
Hmm?
It is?

1141
00:50:26,439 --> 00:50:28,274
(FAKE CRYING) Oh,
my God, his privacy! Yeah.

1142
00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:30,360
Just guard the stairs, nerds.
Okay.

1143
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:34,781
Oh, boy.

1144
00:50:34,864 --> 00:50:38,033
MICHELLE: You know, I think I'm
gonna do some recon work of my own.

1145
00:50:38,493 --> 00:50:39,827
Okay. Bye.

1146
00:50:55,843 --> 00:51:00,343
So, I do have some goodies,
but not enough to go around.

1147
00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:02,600
Oh, I don't care if anybody...
MICHELLE: Hey, Annie's dad!

1148
00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:04,686
Principal Fisher.
I just wanted to tell you

1149
00:51:04,769 --> 00:51:07,855
that I am so excited to have a
strong female role model to look up to.

1150
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:10,274
I was thinking maybe you
and I could... Aw! Oliver!

1151
00:51:10,358 --> 00:51:11,359
(CLEARS THROAT) Hmm.

1152
00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:14,278
MICHELLE: Uh, uh... Hi. Principal
Fisher doesn't wanna talk to you anymore,

1153
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:15,529
but I would love to.

1154
00:51:15,613 --> 00:51:17,948
Do you wanna hear my JFK?
Who are you?

1155
00:51:18,032 --> 00:51:19,700
STEPHANIE: Something's been
missing out of my life.

1156
00:51:19,784 --> 00:51:22,995
You know, like a void that needs to
be filled, even. (BONES CRACKING)

1157
00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:24,121
Ow!
Oh, sorry.

1158
00:51:24,205 --> 00:51:26,081
STEPHANIE: Okay, look,
I sense some resistance

1159
00:51:26,165 --> 00:51:27,541
and I really don't know
what the problem is,

1160
00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:29,752
so if you could just, like, clear
that up for me, that'd be great.

1161
00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:30,837
Okay.

1162
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,006
Uh, well, for one, you hit me in
the head with a lacrosse ball, so...

1163
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,508
Dude, it was an accident.

1164
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:36,759
Was it?
Yeah.

1165
00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:38,594
Mmm... I mean,
I saw the Venmo.

1166
00:51:38,678 --> 00:51:41,430
You got paid 20 bucks for
knocking out the new hot guy.

1167
00:51:41,514 --> 00:51:43,682
Well, have you seen
yourself? (CHUCKLES)

1168
00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:46,144
I forgot something
in my room.

1169
00:51:46,227 --> 00:51:47,853
I'll be back.
All right.

1170
00:51:47,937 --> 00:51:50,022
Nice ass.
Yeah, thank you.

1171
00:51:52,066 --> 00:51:53,484
(MUFFLED) Oh, shit.

1172
00:51:54,902 --> 00:51:56,028
What the...

1173
00:51:59,157 --> 00:52:00,408
(CAMERA CLICKING)

1174
00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,034
(DOOR OPENING)
Oh.

1175
00:52:04,203 --> 00:52:05,495
Grant!

1176
00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:06,664
Hi.

1177
00:52:07,248 --> 00:52:09,917
Hey, you're, uh... You're
missing the party. (SNIFFS)

1178
00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:13,045
Yeah, I'm, uh,
kinda hiding, actually.

1179
00:52:13,129 --> 00:52:17,629
That girl Stephanie is so
extra and kind of terrifying.

1180
00:52:17,967 --> 00:52:18,968
Oh.

1181
00:52:19,427 --> 00:52:22,304
Uh, for your information,
guys are obsessed with her

1182
00:52:22,388 --> 00:52:25,099
and she also happens to be
a really great person.

1183
00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:26,184
So, um...

1184
00:52:26,601 --> 00:52:27,852
I didn't mean
anything by it.

1185
00:52:27,935 --> 00:52:30,228
She's really nice.
Just not my type.

1186
00:52:31,522 --> 00:52:32,606
You are.

1187
00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:35,901
Uh...
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1188
00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:38,446
GRANT: I'm sorry.

1189
00:52:38,529 --> 00:52:40,739
I know
you have a boyfriend

1190
00:52:40,823 --> 00:52:43,951
and I'm not supposed to
say or feel anything,

1191
00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,537
and I don't wanna ruin
the only friendship I have.

1192
00:52:46,829 --> 00:52:47,913
No.

1193
00:52:47,997 --> 00:52:49,206
No?

1194
00:53:01,803 --> 00:53:02,804
(CAMERA CLICKS)

1195
00:53:04,972 --> 00:53:06,264
Oh, hi.

1196
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,768
Breaking news, bitches!

1197
00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:11,062
Oh, shit.

1198
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:14,357
(ALL GASP)

1199
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,441
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1200
00:53:17,235 --> 00:53:18,236
Whoa!

1201
00:53:19,946 --> 00:53:20,947
Oh, shit.

1202
00:53:21,614 --> 00:53:22,615
(GIRLS GROANING)

1203
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,577
Wow. It is like Donkey Kong.

1204
00:53:27,870 --> 00:53:28,871
I'm okay.

1205
00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:37,463
GRANT: Ow.

1206
00:53:39,048 --> 00:53:40,716
Okay, what the hell
was that?

1207
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,885
Let me answer that question
with another question.

1208
00:53:42,969 --> 00:53:44,428
What the hell is this?
(GASPS)

1209
00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:45,513
MICHELLE: Annie!

1210
00:53:45,930 --> 00:53:47,640
You said that you weren't
even interested in Grant.

1211
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,642
First of all...
Second of all, delete that.

1212
00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,477
I... I didn't do anything. KAYLA:
(MOCKING) "I didn't do..."

1213
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:53,771
You were practically
eating his face.

1214
00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:56,023
That's dramatic.
What'd it taste like?

1215
00:53:56,107 --> 00:53:57,566
Guys! I am sticky
and embarrassed

1216
00:53:57,650 --> 00:53:59,693
and I just got rejected by a
man for the first time in my life.

1217
00:53:59,777 --> 00:54:01,028
Oh, boo-hoo!
Go cry me a river.

1218
00:54:01,112 --> 00:54:02,113
STEPHANIE: Let's just
call it a day.

1219
00:54:02,196 --> 00:54:03,572
Cool?
Fine.

1220
00:54:03,656 --> 00:54:05,366
Fine. I don't even care!

1221
00:54:06,617 --> 00:54:09,036
Hey, Annie.
Can we talk real quick?

1222
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,581
Uh, nothing to talk about.
Really?

1223
00:54:12,665 --> 00:54:15,834
How about the girl doing a
photo shoot in my lacrosse uniform

1224
00:54:15,918 --> 00:54:17,961
or I don't know,
how we kissed and you hit me?

1225
00:54:18,045 --> 00:54:19,212
We did not kiss.

1226
00:54:19,964 --> 00:54:20,965
You kissed me.

1227
00:54:21,257 --> 00:54:22,925
Unannounced. Without
permission. (SCOFFS)

1228
00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,511
Come on. You gave me
permission with your face.

1229
00:54:26,471 --> 00:54:29,140
You gave me kiss face.
It was... It was like...

1230
00:54:29,724 --> 00:54:31,892
Oh, my face did not do that.
Yeah.

1231
00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:32,977
Yes, it did.
It did not.

1232
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:34,853
That's exactly what it did.
I'm... I'm just gonna go home.

1233
00:54:34,937 --> 00:54:36,438
Okay.
So it was good seeing you.

1234
00:54:37,732 --> 00:54:38,774
You live that way.
I live that way.

1235
00:54:38,858 --> 00:54:40,067
Yup.
I knew that.

1236
00:54:40,651 --> 00:54:42,027
(SLOW FRENCH
ROCK SONG PLAYING)

1237
00:55:06,385 --> 00:55:07,594
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1238
00:55:19,148 --> 00:55:20,524
Bonjour.

1239
00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:21,942
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1240
00:55:30,409 --> 00:55:31,410
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

1241
00:55:36,290 --> 00:55:37,749
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1242
00:56:06,404 --> 00:56:07,405
(GASPS)

1243
00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:08,990
(SIGHS)

1244
00:56:13,202 --> 00:56:14,411
(IN ENGLISH)
No, no, no.

1245
00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:15,955
No, no, no.

1246
00:56:16,414 --> 00:56:17,957
You don't like Grant.

1247
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,417
You love Jason.

1248
00:56:23,671 --> 00:56:24,838
(BELL RINGING)

1249
00:56:29,844 --> 00:56:31,136
ANNIE: Nope.

1250
00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:32,638
Nope, nope, nope.

1251
00:56:36,642 --> 00:56:38,435
Uh, biology is this way.

1252
00:56:38,519 --> 00:56:39,645
I'm going to see Jason.

1253
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,480
This waiting around
is making me crazy.

1254
00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:44,483
Wait. Are you cutting class?
You never cut class.

1255
00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:46,610
Some things are more important.
He's only three hours away.

1256
00:56:46,694 --> 00:56:49,071
I can get there, bang it
out, get my head straight,

1257
00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:50,447
be back before dinner.

1258
00:56:50,531 --> 00:56:52,783
Sex! Annie, are
you talking about...

1259
00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:55,870
I'm going to have sex
with the man that I love.

1260
00:56:55,953 --> 00:56:57,120
BOY:
Yo, girl, go get you some!

1261
00:56:57,204 --> 00:56:58,580
GIRL:
No glove, no love!

1262
00:56:58,664 --> 00:57:01,500
Okay!
I'm so excited for you.

1263
00:57:02,084 --> 00:57:03,585
Let me get this straight.

1264
00:57:03,669 --> 00:57:06,171
You went from Tim's
girlfriend to his side piece.

1265
00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:09,425
And you're happy with that?
Isn't that kind of like a demotion?

1266
00:57:09,508 --> 00:57:11,259
No, you don't get it.
It's casual.

1267
00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:12,720
Girl, I invented casual.

1268
00:57:12,803 --> 00:57:14,012
That's not
what you're doing.

1269
00:57:14,096 --> 00:57:15,472
What you're doing is
pretending it's casual

1270
00:57:15,556 --> 00:57:17,391
SO you can still
fuck the guy you like.

1271
00:57:18,434 --> 00:57:20,394
Oh, my God.
There ya go.

1272
00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:22,605
I do still like him.

1273
00:57:22,688 --> 00:57:26,274
Our casual,
no-strings-attached sex

1274
00:57:26,359 --> 00:57:28,027
is neither casual
nor without strings!

1275
00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:30,278
There are feelings!
Does Tim know that?

1276
00:57:30,696 --> 00:57:33,156
No. No, he does not,
but he will.

1277
00:57:33,866 --> 00:57:35,742
He's gonna know right now.

1278
00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:38,370
Okay. (EXHALES)
Kayla?

1279
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:41,707
She okay?
Who knows?

1280
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:44,710
Well, get this. Annie just
left school to go see Jason.

1281
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,378
No shit! Good for her.

1282
00:57:46,462 --> 00:57:48,297
You know what this
means, though? What?

1283
00:57:48,381 --> 00:57:49,382
Annie wins.

1284
00:57:49,465 --> 00:57:50,507
(LAUGHING)

1285
00:57:50,591 --> 00:57:53,468
She does. After she does the
deed, she's fulfilled her goal.

1286
00:57:53,552 --> 00:57:55,053
Kayla is still obsessed
with Tim.

1287
00:57:55,137 --> 00:57:56,721
I'm absolutely nowhere.

1288
00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:59,183
And Grant seems to be the only guy
in school who doesn't lust after you.

1289
00:58:00,226 --> 00:58:01,477
It's not over yet.

1290
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,727
Oh, come on, Steph.

1291
00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:04,188
The MORP is in a week.

1292
00:58:04,271 --> 00:58:05,981
Champions are made
in the last quarter.

1293
00:58:06,607 --> 00:58:08,191
Game just got interesting.

1294
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,782
Hey. Hey. Glad you came.

1295
00:58:15,866 --> 00:58:18,159
Um, I need to talk to you.
Okay.

1296
00:58:18,744 --> 00:58:19,995
Why are we in the library?

1297
00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:21,497
Nobody ever comes back here.

1298
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:23,039
Dangerous...

1299
00:58:23,124 --> 00:58:24,583
Sexy, huh?

1300
00:58:25,334 --> 00:58:26,335
(SIGHS)

1301
00:58:27,169 --> 00:58:28,211
Oh, you hate it.

1302
00:58:28,295 --> 00:58:29,421
God, I'm sorry.

1303
00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:31,381
It was such a stupid idea.

1304
00:58:31,465 --> 00:58:34,301
Look, I respect you
and I just want you to know

1305
00:58:34,385 --> 00:58:37,054
that this is always
a safe space.

1306
00:58:39,056 --> 00:58:40,640
All right, pants off,
make it quick.

1307
00:58:40,725 --> 00:58:42,226
I'm sure that will
not be a problem. Oh!

1308
00:58:43,269 --> 00:58:44,687
(CAMERA CLICKS)
(CHUCKLES)

1309
00:58:44,770 --> 00:58:46,563
Principal Fisher? Oh.

1310
00:58:46,897 --> 00:58:48,189
Sorry. I can come back.

1311
00:58:48,274 --> 00:58:49,441
No, that's okay.

1312
00:58:49,525 --> 00:58:51,860
Well, it's kind of
a weird situation.

1313
00:58:51,944 --> 00:58:54,279
See, I made this pact...
No, no, no.

1314
00:58:54,363 --> 00:58:55,405
Sorry.

1315
00:58:55,531 --> 00:58:56,532
Um...

1316
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:58,075
I made this pact
with my friends

1317
00:58:58,159 --> 00:59:00,661
that I would try and date
somebody who I'm really proud of

1318
00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:01,954
and who really gets me,

1319
00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:04,749
but I feel like in doing so,
I've kind of lost sight of myself.

1320
00:59:04,832 --> 00:59:06,959
I mean, I thought that Grant
was the guy that I wanted

1321
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:10,546
because he's smart and he's
cute and he's socially conscious.

1322
00:59:10,629 --> 00:59:12,380
Great job on that,
by the way. Thanks.

1323
00:59:12,465 --> 00:59:14,216
But I don't even know
who I've become.

1324
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:18,387
Like, I'm pretending to be weak
and helpless to manipulate a man?

1325
00:59:18,471 --> 00:59:20,055
What would
Ruth Bader Ginsburg say?

1326
00:59:20,139 --> 00:59:21,265
I mean, I don't need a man
to complete me.

1327
00:59:21,348 --> 00:59:24,184
I'm a strong, smart,
independent woman. Right?

1328
00:59:24,268 --> 00:59:27,104
Michelle, there is nothing wrong
with wanting to be in a relationship.

1329
00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:29,523
Everybody deserves
a little romance.

1330
00:59:29,607 --> 00:59:31,984
But I do think you're
barking up the wrong tree.

1331
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:34,070
I mean, if Grant were
the right guy for you,

1332
00:59:34,153 --> 00:59:36,738
you wouldn't have to be
anything but yourself.

1333
00:59:36,822 --> 00:59:39,825
It does, however, make me
think of another young man,

1334
00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:43,454
a young man who happened
to score 1,590 on his SAT,

1335
00:59:43,537 --> 00:59:46,998
a young man who volunteers
every single weekend. (CHUCKLES)

1336
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,709
You're describing
my ideal mate.

1337
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:52,254
He is obsessed with
presidential history.

1338
00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:53,756
Are you shitting me,
Principal Fisher?

1339
00:59:53,839 --> 00:59:56,049
I shit you not, Michelle.
Watch your language.

1340
00:59:56,133 --> 00:59:59,803
His name is Oliver Hawthorn, and
you work with him every single day,

1341
00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:02,347
and he clearly has
an obvious crush on you.

1342
01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,266
Now get out,
I'm very busy.

1343
01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:06,309
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Right. Okay.

1344
01:00:07,895 --> 01:00:09,104
Bye-bye.
Thank you.

1345
01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:12,149
Oh, well, I mean,
what can you expect?

1346
01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:13,692
She's been through a lot.

1347
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:23,035
So, um, I hear
you're into presidents.

1348
01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:25,245
Uh, just Kennedy.

1349
01:00:26,539 --> 01:00:29,708
"My fellow Americans, ask not
what your country can do for you.

1350
01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:31,043
(MICHELLE MOANS) "Ask
what you can do for your country."

1351
01:00:31,836 --> 01:00:33,087
(CHUCKLING) It's not
a very good impression,

1352
01:00:33,170 --> 01:00:34,171
but I mean,
I'm trying to perfect it.

1353
01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:36,715
Um,I... I actually
have to go. Okay.

1354
01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:38,383
Right now.

1355
01:00:38,467 --> 01:00:39,468
Bye.

1356
01:00:42,429 --> 01:00:43,721
Oh, man.

1357
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,517
Since we broke up, the sex
just keeps getting better, right?

1358
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,272
Hey, what's up? You okay?

1359
01:00:54,191 --> 01:00:57,736
What are the odds, uh, this
isn't just meaningless sex to you?

1360
01:01:01,031 --> 01:01:05,285
What are the odds, um, that
you're actually in love with me,

1361
01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:08,497
but you're just afraid
of your feelings

1362
01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:13,081
and, um, deep in your heart
you wanna stay with me?

1363
01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:20,092
That's what I thought.

1364
01:01:20,926 --> 01:01:21,927
Um...

1365
01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,013
I can't do
this casual thing.

1366
01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:27,265
Not with you. (SNIFFS)

1367
01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:29,434
I just want more.

1368
01:01:32,229 --> 01:01:33,521
I deserve more.

1369
01:01:37,067 --> 01:01:38,151
Bye, Tim.

1370
01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:46,535
ANNIE: Hey, Jason, it's me.

1371
01:01:46,619 --> 01:01:49,663
I can't really talk right now, and
I know you're in class anyway,

1372
01:01:49,747 --> 01:01:51,790
but I have a surprise
for you.

1373
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:54,001
So, call me back
when you get this, okay?

1374
01:01:54,084 --> 01:01:55,752
I love you. Bye.
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

1375
01:01:55,836 --> 01:01:57,546
Don't let this slip away

1376
01:01:57,630 --> 01:01:59,798
Maybe this road
leads to Rome

1377
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:02,593
But, baby, you make me
feel at home

1378
01:02:02,676 --> 01:02:06,429
Together we're unstoppable
It's undeniable

1379
01:02:06,513 --> 01:02:09,140
Let's go, go, go, go

1380
01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:12,394
Let's go all the way tonight

1381
01:02:12,478 --> 01:02:15,731
Take me all the way tonight

1382
01:02:15,814 --> 01:02:18,691
Baby, we can make this last

1383
01:02:18,776 --> 01:02:21,737
Nothing's gonna hold us back

1384
01:02:21,820 --> 01:02:25,073
Let's take it
all the way tonight

1385
01:02:25,157 --> 01:02:28,410
Leave it up to fate tonight

1386
01:02:28,494 --> 01:02:29,536
Thanks, buddy.
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1387
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:32,039
So let's go
all the way tonight

1388
01:02:32,122 --> 01:02:34,165
Up top, baby. Hit me! One more.
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1389
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:37,920
Let's take it
all the way tonight

1390
01:02:38,003 --> 01:02:41,464
Leave it up to fate tonight

1391
01:02:41,548 --> 01:02:44,842
So let's go
all the way tonight

1392
01:02:44,927 --> 01:02:48,972
Let's go all the way
tonight, tonight

1393
01:02:51,558 --> 01:02:54,227
JASON: I'm gonna pop. I'm
gonna pop. I'm gonna pop.

1394
01:02:54,311 --> 01:02:55,854
(GASPS), Oh, I'm popping!

1395
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,481
Oh.

1396
01:02:57,564 --> 01:02:59,357
Um, Annie.

1397
01:02:59,483 --> 01:03:01,359
ANNIE: Are you kidding me?
(CHUCKLES)

1398
01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:03,237
Uh...

1399
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,487
It's not what it looks like.

1400
01:03:04,571 --> 01:03:05,822
It's not?

1401
01:03:05,906 --> 01:03:07,324
Um, she's my math tutor.

1402
01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:08,659
ANNIE: Was she
tutoring you right now?

1403
01:03:08,742 --> 01:03:09,993
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God!

1404
01:03:10,077 --> 01:03:11,495
Just calm down.
Calm down?

1405
01:03:11,578 --> 01:03:13,997
You think telling me to calm down
is gonna make me calm down?

1406
01:03:14,081 --> 01:03:15,582
Well, you're acting
a little hysterical.

1407
01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:18,669
Am I? Am I
a little bit hysterical?

1408
01:03:18,752 --> 01:03:19,794
(GRUNTS)

1409
01:03:19,878 --> 01:03:21,754
That really hurt bad!

1410
01:03:24,425 --> 01:03:25,676
Wait here.

1411
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,054
(MUFFLED)

1412
01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:34,101
Annie. Annie.

1413
01:03:34,184 --> 01:03:36,144
Annie, honey.
Honey. Honey.

1414
01:03:36,228 --> 01:03:39,272
Sorry. Annie, um,
talk to you one second?

1415
01:03:39,356 --> 01:03:40,523
What?
Please.

1416
01:03:40,607 --> 01:03:42,150
What do you wanna say?

1417
01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:45,737
I don't know. Long distance
relationships are rough.

1418
01:03:45,821 --> 01:03:47,030
Oh, is that right?

1419
01:03:47,114 --> 01:03:49,032
Yeah, I mean, there's
so many hot chicks here.

1420
01:03:49,658 --> 01:03:51,618
You're hot too, obviously.
Of course.

1421
01:03:51,702 --> 01:03:53,328
It's just, you know,
you're not college-hot.

1422
01:03:53,412 --> 01:03:54,663
Your brain is hot.

1423
01:03:54,747 --> 01:03:57,916
Jason, I'm breaking up
with you.

1424
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,044
I only came here
because I felt guilty.

1425
01:04:01,128 --> 01:04:03,130
| Ike someone else.

1426
01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:06,382
He kissed me and I liked
it, and it freaked me out.

1427
01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:07,468
Okay.

1428
01:04:07,551 --> 01:04:10,470
So, I thought if I
came here, if I saw you,

1429
01:04:10,554 --> 01:04:14,015
if we made love, then my feelings
for you would come rushing back.

1430
01:04:15,267 --> 01:04:16,601
When I saw you with her,

1431
01:04:17,728 --> 01:04:20,897
after the anger,
you know what I felt?

1432
01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:23,775
I felt relief.

1433
01:04:25,152 --> 01:04:26,153
Some dude kissed you?

1434
01:04:26,403 --> 01:04:27,404
(CHUCKLES)

1435
01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:28,906
What?

1436
01:04:30,908 --> 01:04:33,118
You're just really not
who I wanted you to be.

1437
01:04:35,412 --> 01:04:37,539
Wow, that was...
That was rough.

1438
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:42,211
GIRL 1:
Nice towel, douche bag.

1439
01:04:42,294 --> 01:04:43,920
(GIRL 2 SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)

1440
01:04:51,970 --> 01:04:53,554
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

1441
01:04:56,350 --> 01:04:57,351
(ANNIE CLEARS THROAT)
Oh.

1442
01:04:57,810 --> 01:04:58,811
Oh.

1443
01:04:59,019 --> 01:05:00,520
Annie, have you been crying?

1444
01:05:01,146 --> 01:05:02,647
Oh, honey.

1445
01:05:02,731 --> 01:05:04,482
Oh, I think I know
what this is.

1446
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:05,901
Annie, don't worry.

1447
01:05:05,984 --> 01:05:08,444
Ellen's not trying to become
your new mommy.

1448
01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:12,115
Oh, my God. Honey,
that's not why she's upset.

1449
01:05:12,199 --> 01:05:15,785
Clearly, she's mortified 'cause she
just walked in on us about to have sex.

1450
01:05:16,328 --> 01:05:18,288
Yeah. Yeah. What she said.

1451
01:05:18,580 --> 01:05:22,542
Oh. (CHUCKLES) No, this is...
This is just a casual thing.

1452
01:05:22,626 --> 01:05:24,461
I think the kids call it
F-buddies. (CHORTLES)

1453
01:05:24,545 --> 01:05:26,129
On that note, okay.

1454
01:05:26,213 --> 01:05:28,006
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1455
01:05:29,716 --> 01:05:31,092
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1456
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,554
KEVIN: Annie?
Can |I come in.

1457
01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:35,972
Okay.

1458
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:54,115
Annie, did, um... Did what
you see downstairs upset you?

1459
01:05:54,199 --> 01:05:56,576
Oh, no,
it makes perfect sense.

1460
01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,870
Everyone's having sex but me.

1461
01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:00,580
Sex?

1462
01:06:00,664 --> 01:06:03,667
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say it.

1463
01:06:05,085 --> 01:06:06,753
I broke up with Jason.

1464
01:06:08,046 --> 01:06:09,047
Oh.

1465
01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:10,966
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

1466
01:06:12,259 --> 01:06:13,260
I'm not.

1467
01:06:13,343 --> 01:06:14,344
(CHUCKLES)

1468
01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:16,930
Oh, babe.

1469
01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:20,809
You are the most
incredible person I know.

1470
01:06:20,893 --> 01:06:23,854
You're so smart,
you're so funny.

1471
01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:26,189
You are so beautiful.

1472
01:06:26,815 --> 01:06:28,525
I don't need
a pep talk, Dad.

1473
01:06:28,609 --> 01:06:31,361
That Jason
never deserved you.

1474
01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:37,951
And I never liked the guy,
so there! (BOTH LAUGH)

1475
01:06:38,035 --> 01:06:39,161
Wait. Really?

1476
01:06:39,244 --> 01:06:41,746
No. He was a total bro bag.
(CHUCKLES)

1477
01:06:43,957 --> 01:06:45,458
BOTH: Mmm.

1478
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:47,127
I love you, Dad.

1479
01:06:48,253 --> 01:06:49,545
I love you too, babe.

1480
01:06:54,801 --> 01:06:56,010
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

1481
01:06:58,680 --> 01:06:59,847
(BELL RINGING)

1482
01:07:00,849 --> 01:07:03,393
Grant. Hey-hey.
Hey.

1483
01:07:03,477 --> 01:07:06,480
So, I'm having a little
gathering at my place tonight

1484
01:07:06,563 --> 01:07:07,605
if you wanna come.

1485
01:07:08,315 --> 01:07:10,483
Cool. Have you
seen Annie, by chance?

1486
01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:12,236
Oh.

1487
01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:14,904
Oh, well, she went to go visit
her boyfriend at college yesterday.

1488
01:07:14,988 --> 01:07:17,073
Yeah, they're probably
still banging it out.

1489
01:07:17,157 --> 01:07:18,158
But back to my thing.

1490
01:07:18,242 --> 01:07:21,787
So, my favorite saxophone player,
Vladimir Ullich, he's amazing...

1491
01:07:21,870 --> 01:07:23,997
Are... Are you being serious?
What?

1492
01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:26,917
Vladimir Ullich is, like, my
favorite musician of all time.

1493
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,084
Is it really?
Yeah.

1494
01:07:28,168 --> 01:07:30,670
What... What are the odds
of that happening? Not high.

1495
01:07:30,754 --> 01:07:32,213
Well, you should
stop by then.

1496
01:07:32,297 --> 01:07:34,924
It's, like, a listening party.
Like, we'll play it all night.

1497
01:07:35,008 --> 01:07:36,968
I mean, I'm quirky, so...

1498
01:07:37,052 --> 01:07:38,428
You know what? Cool.

1499
01:07:38,512 --> 01:07:39,596
Oh, great.
Great.

1500
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:40,847
Great. I'll see you there.
All right

1501
01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:41,932
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1502
01:07:42,015 --> 01:07:43,224
Baby, she's drop dead gorgeous

1503
01:07:43,308 --> 01:07:44,475
Drop dead

1504
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,062
(SONG STOPS)
Oh. My bad. I'll see you.

1505
01:07:47,145 --> 01:07:48,771
Okay.
Okay. Bye.

1506
01:07:48,855 --> 01:07:49,856
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1507
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:51,566
Baby, she's drop dead gorgeous

1508
01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:52,776
Drop dead

1509
01:07:52,859 --> 01:07:53,985
KAYLA: Freeze!

1510
01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:55,362
I got eyes on Annie.

1511
01:07:55,654 --> 01:07:56,655
Quad, stat.

1512
01:07:56,989 --> 01:08:00,450
(EXHALES) Well, well, well,
look who it is. What's this?

1513
01:08:00,701 --> 01:08:02,327
Well, well, well, look...
I already did that.

1514
01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:03,745
Damn it.
STEPHANIE: Annie!

1515
01:08:03,829 --> 01:08:06,414
You disappear, lose your
virginity, no call, no text?

1516
01:08:06,498 --> 01:08:07,874
Like, you ghosted us.

1517
01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:10,794
Sorry. I've just been dead.

1518
01:08:11,336 --> 01:08:12,670
Because of all the sex?

1519
01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:14,547
Girl, this is
a big-ass moment for you.

1520
01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:16,716
(BELL RINGING)
Shit!

1521
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,177
Okay, we'll talk tonight? But you all
are coming to my party tonight, right?

1522
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,595
Yeah, duh.
Okay. Great.

1523
01:08:20,679 --> 01:08:23,098
And since Annie has had
sweet Freeform TV sex,

1524
01:08:23,181 --> 01:08:25,641
I'll swoop in and seduce the
lovely Grant. (CLICKS TONGUE)

1525
01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:28,395
KAYLA: Yes! What's up!
Whoo! MICHELLE: Yeah!

1526
01:08:28,478 --> 01:08:31,147
KAYLA: (SING-SONG) Mama had
sex! STEPHANIE: She ain't a virgin!

1527
01:08:31,231 --> 01:08:32,232
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

1528
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:34,151
We make the beat go
boom, boom, boom

1529
01:08:34,234 --> 01:08:35,902
Boom, boom, boom

1530
01:08:35,986 --> 01:08:39,114
I like the sound it makes
Boom, boom, boom

1531
01:08:39,197 --> 01:08:41,282
You do this kind of thing
every weekend?

1532
01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:44,327
Stifler's parties are the bedrock
on which East Great Falls was built.

1533
01:08:44,453 --> 01:08:47,831
And tonight, we're using the
party gods to seduce the new guy.

1534
01:08:47,914 --> 01:08:50,249
(LAUGHS) Wow. You need to
sacrifice a virgin or something?

1535
01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:51,710
No, don't worry,
you're safe.

1536
01:08:51,793 --> 01:08:53,252
Okay, so we thought of
everything, right?

1537
01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:55,839
Grant's favorite music,
snacks, drinks? Yeah.

1538
01:08:55,922 --> 01:08:57,423
I mean, I'm even wearing
his favorite color.

1539
01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:59,551
You look beautiful.
Thanks.

1540
01:08:59,926 --> 01:09:01,469
He's a lucky guy.
I know.

1541
01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:03,180
Oh.

1542
01:09:04,723 --> 01:09:05,974
Here you go.

1543
01:09:06,808 --> 01:09:08,142
What... What's this?

1544
01:09:08,685 --> 01:09:10,645
Wait, I pay you
and you buy me something?

1545
01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:12,647
That's fucking stupid.

1546
01:09:12,773 --> 01:09:15,692
The usual response
is, "Thank you." Mmm.

1547
01:09:19,946 --> 01:09:21,197
It's a lipstick case.

1548
01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:25,452
On, uh...
On which to make notches.

1549
01:09:27,704 --> 01:09:29,580
It's a present,
a thoughtful one.

1550
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:33,709
I also wrapped it.
Yeah, and you...

1551
01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:35,128
And you wrapped it. Uh...
KAYLA: Whoo!

1552
01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:38,798
Well, my girls are here
so I should... I should go.

1553
01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:41,801
Sure.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

1554
01:09:42,719 --> 01:09:43,720
Hey, hey. Uh...

1555
01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:46,556
Good luck with Grant.

1556
01:09:47,307 --> 01:09:49,600
Emmett, thank you.
For everything.

1557
01:09:50,435 --> 01:09:53,020
And my present.
I love it.

1558
01:09:57,067 --> 01:09:59,652
What up, bitches!

1559
01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:01,238
Welcome to
Bang-Grant Palooza!

1560
01:10:01,488 --> 01:10:03,281
Ow.
Hi, boo-boo, how are you?

1561
01:10:03,365 --> 01:10:04,991
Hey, you know,
being a good winner

1562
01:10:05,075 --> 01:10:06,993
Is just as important
as being a good loser, Steph.

1563
01:10:07,077 --> 01:10:08,703
Oh, you're throwing shade?
Way to read a room.

1564
01:10:09,287 --> 01:10:11,122
Guys, when did this
turn into a competition?

1565
01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:13,625
This was never supposed to
be about us competing for a boy.

1566
01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:15,419
Yeah, this was supposed
to make me feel better.

1567
01:10:16,044 --> 01:10:17,587
I don't feel better.

1568
01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:20,924
Now you're gonna smash Grant
when he really likes Annie.

1569
01:10:22,050 --> 01:10:23,342
BOTH: What?
Uh, yeah.

1570
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:24,844
When I was in his room,

1571
01:10:24,928 --> 01:10:27,639
he told her he liked her
and then he kissed her.

1572
01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:29,725
Okay, well you made it sound
like it was the other way around.

1573
01:10:29,808 --> 01:10:31,351
I can be
a little extra sometimes.

1574
01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:32,602
Yeah, no shit!

1575
01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:34,145
GRANT: Hey, Emmett!
EMMETT: What's up, man?

1576
01:10:34,229 --> 01:10:36,397
MICHELLE: I mean, he's cute,
but he's not worth this.

1577
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,316
I'm out, guys.
EMMETT: Ladies, hey.

1578
01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:40,652
Look who I found.
GRANT: Hey.

1579
01:10:42,821 --> 01:10:44,364
Oh. Uh...

1580
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,116
What do you
think of Annie?

1581
01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:47,451
She's great.

1582
01:10:48,243 --> 01:10:51,537
I mean, she's cool,
smart, kind, funny.

1583
01:10:51,621 --> 01:10:53,831
Awkward, but in a really
entertaining way.

1584
01:10:53,915 --> 01:10:57,293
Is she here? Oh. No, no,
no, but she will be. Right?

1585
01:10:57,377 --> 01:10:59,962
Uh, can you guys just,
like, talk for a sec?

1586
01:11:00,672 --> 01:11:01,673
I know. I know.
(LINE RINGING)

1587
01:11:06,136 --> 01:11:07,137
(BOTH SCREAM)

1588
01:11:07,220 --> 01:11:08,721
Oh, my God!

1589
01:11:09,097 --> 01:11:12,683
You are tightly wound. Wow.
Oh, my God.

1590
01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:16,521
(LAUGHING) I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you. That's okay. That's okay.

1591
01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:19,608
Your father and I just worked
up a real appetite tonight,

1592
01:11:19,691 --> 01:11:22,110
so I'm having a little ice
cream. You want some?

1593
01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:23,320
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
Um...

1594
01:11:23,403 --> 01:11:24,612
Sorry.

1595
01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:26,907
Um...

1596
01:11:27,532 --> 01:11:29,033
Yeah, you know what,
I'll have some ice cream.

1597
01:11:29,117 --> 01:11:30,118
Great.

1598
01:11:30,202 --> 01:11:32,078
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
She's not answering.

1599
01:11:32,162 --> 01:11:34,330
Well, go get her
and drag her ass here. Okay?

1600
01:11:34,623 --> 01:11:36,374
Okay.
Come with me.

1601
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:38,001
Ready for some sexy saxophone?

1602
01:11:38,084 --> 01:11:39,668
She's back.
STEPHANIE: Let's go.

1603
01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,505
Hey! I need to talk to you.

1604
01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:44,883
Tim, I cannot
do this right now.

1605
01:11:44,966 --> 01:11:45,967
We have to go get...

1606
01:11:46,051 --> 01:11:47,886
Kayla, please.

1607
01:11:48,261 --> 01:11:49,553
It's cool. I got this.

1608
01:11:50,722 --> 01:11:51,973
Good luck.

1609
01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:54,851
I thought there was
a party tonight.

1610
01:11:55,769 --> 01:11:57,270
Not in the mood.
Hmm.

1611
01:11:58,814 --> 01:12:00,190
Can I talk to you
about something?

1612
01:12:00,273 --> 01:12:02,149
Should I be afraid of
what you're about to say?

1613
01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:05,236
I can never tell. I just
let it fly. (CHUCKLES)

1614
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:07,989
Here's the thing. I've
noticed that you've been upset

1615
01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:10,283
and my son
has also been upset.

1616
01:12:10,450 --> 01:12:13,870
And I wonder if you're both
upset about the same thing.

1617
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:19,125
(ENGINE STARTS)

1618
01:12:23,213 --> 01:12:25,632
SIRI: What can I help
you with? Call Annie.

1619
01:12:25,799 --> 01:12:27,717
Here's what I found
on the web for Fannie.

1620
01:12:27,801 --> 01:12:28,927
No, call Annie!

1621
01:12:29,010 --> 01:12:30,386
Calling Manny's Pizza.

1622
01:12:30,470 --> 01:12:32,638
(SIGHS) No! Annie!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1623
01:12:32,973 --> 01:12:34,224
(SCREAMS)
(TIRES SCREECH)

1624
01:12:35,350 --> 01:12:38,353
(GASPS) (GRUNTS)
Gonna feel that tomorrow.

1625
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:39,979
MAN: (OVER PHONE) Hello.
Manny's Pizza. Oh, my God!

1626
01:12:40,355 --> 01:12:42,023
Hello!
Oliver?

1627
01:12:42,357 --> 01:12:44,442
Oh, my God, please
be okay. OLIVER: Hi.

1628
01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:45,818
What are you doing
in front of my car?

1629
01:12:45,902 --> 01:12:47,111
I'm trying to stop you
from leaving.

1630
01:12:47,571 --> 01:12:48,697
I mean, you're the
only reason I came.

1631
01:12:49,155 --> 01:12:51,031
Oh, my God,
that's actually really sweet.

1632
01:12:51,491 --> 01:12:53,868
Um, I have to go get my friend
now... Do you mind if I come with?

1633
01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:55,536
I mean, you did just
run me over with your car.

1634
01:12:56,371 --> 01:12:57,372
Uh...

1635
01:12:57,622 --> 01:12:59,123
Okay, cool.
Yeah, come on, come on.

1636
01:12:59,207 --> 01:13:00,249
(GROANS)
Oh, shit.

1637
01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:02,126
I don't like the way you left the
other day. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1638
01:13:02,210 --> 01:13:03,252
KAYLA: Tough shit!

1639
01:13:03,336 --> 01:13:06,922
Okay, I've got feelings
and emotions.

1640
01:13:07,215 --> 01:13:10,509
I'm a little jealous
and a bit of a handful.

1641
01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:15,636
But if you can't take me at my
making-a-scene- at-a-party-ness,

1642
01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:22,476
then you don't deserve me at
my fucking-you- in-the-library-ness.

1643
01:13:22,772 --> 01:13:23,814
(CHATTER DIES DOWN)

1644
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:24,900
You're right.

1645
01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:26,734
Everything you said.

1646
01:13:27,277 --> 01:13:30,613
Truth is I don't want you
violating my trust.

1647
01:13:31,489 --> 01:13:33,949
But I do want you.

1648
01:13:35,035 --> 01:13:37,412
You're my lobster.

1649
01:13:37,495 --> 01:13:39,079
Holy shit. (CHUCKLING)
That's right.

1650
01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:40,957
"You're my lobster!"
Yeah.

1651
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:44,752
I didn't think you were gonna
say that. GIRL: Oh, yeah, Kayla!

1652
01:13:44,836 --> 01:13:46,087
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1653
01:13:47,380 --> 01:13:50,633
High school is the worst.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1654
01:13:51,134 --> 01:13:53,928
It is. And you think that it's
never gonna end, but it does.

1655
01:13:54,012 --> 01:13:57,223
And when it does, time
starts to move a lot faster.

1656
01:13:57,307 --> 01:14:00,685
So when you know what you
want, you should go after it.

1657
01:14:01,019 --> 01:14:03,104
"Cause you might
not get another chance.

1658
01:14:04,189 --> 01:14:05,190
(SOFT CHUCKLE)

1659
01:14:05,482 --> 01:14:06,858
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1660
01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:10,779
Annie, get dressed.
Grant is looking...

1661
01:14:10,862 --> 01:14:13,364
Oh, Principal Fisher's here!
In a bathrobe.

1662
01:14:13,448 --> 01:14:15,450
Hi. Michelle, Oliver,
is everything okay?

1663
01:14:16,201 --> 01:14:17,952
Oh. Yeah, I just didn't
wanna leave him in the car.

1664
01:14:18,036 --> 01:14:21,080
I have got a knee issue, but
it's not as important as love.

1665
01:14:22,123 --> 01:14:24,792
Um, Annie, Grant's at the
party and he's looking for you.

1666
01:14:24,876 --> 01:14:27,420
The whole pact is off.
We all know that he likes you.

1667
01:14:27,504 --> 01:14:29,839
He does?
Yeah, Annie, he does.

1668
01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:32,300
(CHUCKLES) This is an
incredible moment and everything,

1669
01:14:32,384 --> 01:14:34,552
but Oliver is actually
much heavier than he looks.

1670
01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:35,970
I'm wiry but muscular.

1671
01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:37,513
It's a family trait.
Yeah.

1672
01:14:37,764 --> 01:14:38,765
Uh... (CHUCKLES)

1673
01:14:38,848 --> 01:14:43,348
Sorry, go wait in the car. I
guess I'll change and be right out.

1674
01:14:44,437 --> 01:14:46,814
I am so excited
for you for tonight.

1675
01:14:46,898 --> 01:14:50,359
Now don't you be afraid to go after
Grant just because of me and your father.

1676
01:14:50,443 --> 01:14:52,778
We're not gonna make
you guys step-siblings.

1677
01:14:52,862 --> 01:14:54,738
We both know
this thing has a shelf life.

1678
01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:56,783
Besides, he took
his last Viagra this morning.

1679
01:15:00,453 --> 01:15:03,205
I'm gonna go pretend I didn't
hear that, and I'll be right out, so...

1680
01:15:03,873 --> 01:15:04,999
Okay.

1681
01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:07,668
(SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYING)
(SQUEALING) This is... This is so good,

1682
01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:09,003
and this is...

1683
01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:10,880
Wow, but, um you know,

1684
01:15:10,964 --> 01:15:13,800
uh, we have to actually deal
with some party stuff. Right? Yeah.

1685
01:15:13,883 --> 01:15:17,845
And so if you just wanna stay
there and just really soak it all in.

1686
01:15:18,763 --> 01:15:20,389
Let's just go, okay?
Let's just...

1687
01:15:21,599 --> 01:15:22,600
EMMETT: Okay.
GRANT: Stay?

1688
01:15:26,521 --> 01:15:29,941
Okay. We keep Grant occupied with
his old man music until Annie gets here

1689
01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:32,027
and then boom, big romantic
moment. Got it? Great.

1690
01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:34,529
Hey, wait, wait. I thought
you liked Grant, so...

1691
01:15:34,612 --> 01:15:36,780
I just kind of liked
the idea of him.

1692
01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:39,492
Look, Annie's my best friend,
and if she wants him, she gets him.

1693
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:41,202
So maybe
dating a nice guy

1694
01:15:41,286 --> 01:15:42,620
just isn't in the cards
for Stephanie Stifler.

1695
01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:45,540
Look, a queen bee walking
around like she owns the place.

1696
01:15:45,623 --> 01:15:48,667
Ooh, burn. Except I do own
the place, you fucking idiot.

1697
01:15:49,294 --> 01:15:51,129
Is this your stud
for the night, Stifler?

1698
01:15:51,212 --> 01:15:52,713
I didn't think your standards
could fall any lower.

1699
01:15:53,465 --> 01:15:55,675
Well, I haven't slept with you
yet, so I got that going for me.

1700
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,718
Yeah, whatever
you wanna tell people.

1701
01:15:59,387 --> 01:16:02,473
McCormick, are you telling
people we hooked up?

1702
01:16:02,932 --> 01:16:04,433
I never said
I don't kiss and tell.

1703
01:16:05,226 --> 01:16:06,518
Fuck you.
No, no.

1704
01:16:06,644 --> 01:16:08,604
Hey. You're being rude.

1705
01:16:08,688 --> 01:16:10,106
Emmett, don't...
No, no, no, it's okay.

1706
01:16:10,774 --> 01:16:13,902
You have five seconds to
apologize or I unleash hell.

1707
01:16:18,198 --> 01:16:19,199
Five!

1708
01:16:19,282 --> 01:16:20,283
(McCORMICK GRUNTS)
Emmett!

1709
01:16:20,992 --> 01:16:24,412
Wow. He, uh, hit me with his
face. GRANT: What the hell?

1710
01:16:24,621 --> 01:16:26,289
Grant, can you just watch
him for a sec? Thanks.

1711
01:16:26,372 --> 01:16:27,623
Hey, asshole!

1712
01:16:28,416 --> 01:16:29,583
I don't like bullies,

1713
01:16:29,667 --> 01:16:32,169
and I don't like misogynistic
douche bags drinking my liquor

1714
01:16:32,253 --> 01:16:33,921
and disrespecting me
in my own house.

1715
01:16:34,005 --> 01:16:35,840
| don't like you, McCormick!
(GRUNTS)

1716
01:16:36,257 --> 01:16:37,508
Yes, bitch!

1717
01:16:37,592 --> 01:16:38,759
(ALL CHEERING)

1718
01:16:38,843 --> 01:16:39,844
(GROANS)

1719
01:16:40,804 --> 01:16:42,347
But you know who I do like?

1720
01:16:44,140 --> 01:16:45,141
Ow.

1721
01:16:47,685 --> 01:16:48,686
STEPHANIE: Hey.

1722
01:16:49,979 --> 01:16:51,230
(ALL CHEERING)

1723
01:16:57,112 --> 01:16:58,696
EMMETT: You kissed me.

1724
01:16:59,197 --> 01:17:00,573
You stood up for me.

1725
01:17:00,907 --> 01:17:01,908
I mean,
you were my wingman

1726
01:17:01,991 --> 01:17:03,826
even though you liked me
more than a wingman.

1727
01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:06,162
And you bought me a present.

1728
01:17:07,997 --> 01:17:09,456
I think I just won.

1729
01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:21,803
JASON: You Grant?

1730
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:24,681
Do I know you?

1731
01:17:28,726 --> 01:17:29,727
(INAUDIBLE)

1732
01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:37,318
Oh, no.

1733
01:17:40,655 --> 01:17:42,114
What is he doing here?

1734
01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:44,784
JASON: Yeah, man,
so there you have it.

1735
01:17:45,034 --> 01:17:46,535
Now you kind of know the
people you're dealing with.

1736
01:17:46,953 --> 01:17:48,329
What the hell
are you doing?

1737
01:17:48,913 --> 01:17:50,205
Oh. Uh...

1738
01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:52,959
I just thought your new
boyfriend should know the truth.

1739
01:17:53,543 --> 01:17:56,087
Annie, did you and your
friends make a bet about me?

1740
01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:57,172
ANNIE: It wasn't a bet.

1741
01:17:57,881 --> 01:17:59,716
It was a pact.
JASON: Oh, bullshit.

1742
01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:01,050
Okay, all of
these little bitches

1743
01:18:01,134 --> 01:18:02,885
competed to see who could
have sex with you first.

1744
01:18:02,969 --> 01:18:04,637
Annie texted me
about it every night.

1745
01:18:04,721 --> 01:18:06,597
It's not what it sounds like
Really?

1746
01:18:06,681 --> 01:18:10,726
We made a pact to go after
what each of us were missing,

1747
01:18:10,810 --> 01:18:14,563
and without knowing it, we
all kind of decided it was you.

1748
01:18:17,275 --> 01:18:20,444
And what was your thing,
your pact?

1749
01:18:21,487 --> 01:18:23,363
For my first time
to be with a man I love.

1750
01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:27,618
So that's why you went
to see him. JASON: Yeah.

1751
01:18:27,827 --> 01:18:30,162
She's only talking to you because
she caught me with another girl.

1752
01:18:30,455 --> 01:18:31,706
You're just
the fallback guy.

1753
01:18:31,789 --> 01:18:35,125
But, lucky for you, I'm
not into high school drama,

1754
01:18:35,210 --> 01:18:37,462
SO you want her,
you can have her.

1755
01:18:38,379 --> 01:18:39,880
You know what?
Whoa.

1756
01:18:40,798 --> 01:18:42,341
Annie's not yours to give.

1757
01:18:42,425 --> 01:18:44,885
And you say one more
disparaging word about her,

1758
01:18:44,969 --> 01:18:47,179
this high school kid
is gonna kick your ass.

1759
01:18:47,513 --> 01:18:49,348
Just speaking my truth, bro.

1760
01:18:49,432 --> 01:18:50,933
If she liked you as much
as you thought she did,

1761
01:18:51,017 --> 01:18:54,103
would she be driving three
hours to have sex with me?

1762
01:18:54,187 --> 01:18:56,230
No. You're just
a piece of meat.

1763
01:18:57,523 --> 01:18:58,565
Whoa! Hello!

1764
01:18:58,650 --> 01:19:00,485
My uncle's an attorney.
He almost hit me. Shut up.

1765
01:19:00,568 --> 01:19:01,569
STEPHANIE: No. Back.
Break it up.

1766
01:19:01,694 --> 01:19:02,820
I hope you guys
are really happy.

1767
01:19:02,904 --> 01:19:03,905
Look, Grant, we get
that you're pissed...

1768
01:19:03,988 --> 01:19:06,448
No, don't... You paid
Emmett to get dirt on me.

1769
01:19:06,532 --> 01:19:07,533
Whoa. Uh...
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1770
01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:08,785
Don't.

1771
01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:12,371
You know, every person I
liked in this town lied to me.

1772
01:19:13,289 --> 01:19:14,832
And the person
I liked the most

1773
01:19:15,124 --> 01:19:17,084
chose this guy.
Grant.

1774
01:19:17,168 --> 01:19:20,004
Enjoy the party.
Please don't leave. Grant.

1775
01:19:27,303 --> 01:19:29,763
KAYLA: Why didn't you just tell
us what happened with Jason?

1776
01:19:29,889 --> 01:19:31,140
Yeah.

1777
01:19:31,224 --> 01:19:32,808
I didn't know how to.

1778
01:19:33,393 --> 01:19:35,395
You guys were all
so interested in Grant.

1779
01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:37,355
I didn't wanna
mess it up for you.

1780
01:19:37,438 --> 01:19:39,398
Oh, my God.
You should've just told us.

1781
01:19:39,482 --> 01:19:40,941
Yeah, that's all
we would've needed, Annie.

1782
01:19:41,025 --> 01:19:42,026
Yeah.

1783
01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:44,779
I mean, you know, this is
my fault for pushing the pact.

1784
01:19:44,862 --> 01:19:45,946
ALL: No.

1785
01:19:46,030 --> 01:19:49,241
No, Steph.
The pact worked.

1786
01:19:49,325 --> 01:19:52,202
I mean, you found Emmett,
who's a nice guy.

1787
01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:53,913
He is.
ALL: Mmm-hmm.

1788
01:19:53,997 --> 01:19:55,039
(CHUCKLES)

1789
01:19:55,123 --> 01:19:57,583
And Kayla got Tim
to compromise.

1790
01:19:57,667 --> 01:19:59,919
Oh, my God.
You're right.

1791
01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:05,629
And, Michelle, are you as attracted to
Oliver's mind as you are to his body?

1792
01:20:05,717 --> 01:20:10,217
Oh, he turns me on in ways that I
can't even describe. (CHUCKLES)

1793
01:20:10,847 --> 01:20:12,473
See? It worked.

1794
01:20:13,266 --> 01:20:14,725
Yeah, for everyone
but you.

1795
01:20:14,809 --> 01:20:16,185
No, it worked
for me, too.

1796
01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:20,356
I went to Michigan State
with this image in my head,

1797
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:24,940
and it all fell apart because
he was the wrong guy.

1798
01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:29,073
And that's big,
so I'm glad we did it.

1799
01:20:29,949 --> 01:20:33,243
I mean, even if, you know,
I don't end up with Grant,

1800
01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:35,038
I'm better than I was.

1801
01:20:35,121 --> 01:20:36,122
Aw, come here.

1802
01:20:36,205 --> 01:20:37,456
(CHUCKLES)
Aw.

1803
01:20:37,790 --> 01:20:40,000
Little Virgin Annie.

1804
01:20:40,084 --> 01:20:42,586
With the unshuckable oyster.
Shut up.

1805
01:20:42,670 --> 01:20:45,839
I want in. Unshuckable
oyster. (LAUGHTER)

1806
01:20:45,923 --> 01:20:47,841
Get in here, Stifler.

1807
01:20:47,925 --> 01:20:49,217
MICHELLE: Yeah, come on.
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

1808
01:20:49,719 --> 01:20:50,886
Say what
What?

1809
01:20:50,970 --> 01:20:51,971
Straight from the jump

1810
01:20:52,055 --> 01:20:53,556
Right on the tempo
Mix it all up

1811
01:20:53,639 --> 01:20:54,640
Say hey
Hey

1812
01:20:54,724 --> 01:20:55,766
No time to wait

1813
01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:57,476
Taking your move
to a different place

1814
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:58,561
Say hey
Hey

1815
01:20:58,644 --> 01:20:59,645
Do what it takes

1816
01:20:59,729 --> 01:21:01,230
Make like Tay 'n' shake

1817
01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:04,942
Get up and go, go, go, go

1818
01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:08,863
Get up and go, go, go, go

1819
01:21:08,946 --> 01:21:12,574
Get up and go, go, go, go

1820
01:21:12,825 --> 01:21:14,159
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1821
01:21:15,995 --> 01:21:18,247
Light the fuse.
Copy that.

1822
01:21:19,290 --> 01:21:21,792
Mama Bear, Papa Bear,
Operation Oyster is a go.

1823
01:21:32,553 --> 01:21:34,137
(MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)

1824
01:21:44,941 --> 01:21:46,359
(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

1825
01:21:55,493 --> 01:21:56,702
This guy.

1826
01:21:58,204 --> 01:21:59,330
Hey.

1827
01:21:59,997 --> 01:22:01,915
Annie's dad's outside
with a limo.

1828
01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:05,836
What is that?
It's a onesie, you moron.

1829
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:08,881
For the pajama party.
Why do you have it?

1830
01:22:08,965 --> 01:22:10,675
(SIGHS) Honey, you know
that I love you

1831
01:22:10,758 --> 01:22:12,509
and I'm always gonna
tell you the truth, right?

1832
01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:15,137
I know.
So the truth is

1833
01:22:15,638 --> 01:22:19,600
it's time for you to stop moping
because, baby, you're a real downer.

1834
01:22:20,518 --> 01:22:23,145
Listen, happiness
doesn't just find us.

1835
01:22:23,229 --> 01:22:25,481
You gotta go
and you gotta grab it.

1836
01:22:25,773 --> 01:22:26,815
Take this.

1837
01:22:28,025 --> 01:22:29,901
Take this.
Okay.

1838
01:22:30,903 --> 01:22:32,070
I love you.
What do I...

1839
01:22:32,155 --> 01:22:33,614
You'll figure it out.
Or not.

1840
01:22:33,698 --> 01:22:35,616
I don't know. I've done
everything I can do.

1841
01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:37,118
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

1842
01:22:42,832 --> 01:22:44,917
Okay, this is your moment, Grant,
and you're blowing it. Mmm-hmm.

1843
01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:47,211
But luckily, Annie has some
pretty awesome friends...

1844
01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:48,296
Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.

1845
01:22:48,379 --> 01:22:50,297
...who are trying to save you
from this terrible mistake.

1846
01:22:50,631 --> 01:22:51,923
Plus, we think
you're pretty great, too.

1847
01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:53,342
And we sent you
a really cool onesie, so...

1848
01:22:53,426 --> 01:22:54,760
Okay, just shut up!

1849
01:22:54,844 --> 01:22:55,886
Game time, Grant.

1850
01:22:55,970 --> 01:22:56,971
If you really like Annie,

1851
01:22:57,054 --> 01:22:58,555
put on that onesie
and get in that fucking limo.

1852
01:22:58,639 --> 01:22:59,640
See you soon!
If you don't do it...

1853
01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:00,725
Gladiator!

1854
01:23:00,850 --> 01:23:01,851
(VIDEO ENDS)

1855
01:23:08,983 --> 01:23:10,401
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

1856
01:23:11,235 --> 01:23:14,404
MAN: Hey, asshole!
Turn off the music!

1857
01:23:15,323 --> 01:23:16,324
(MUSIC STOPS)

1858
01:23:16,407 --> 01:23:17,408
(SIGHS)

1859
01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:18,826
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

1860
01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:22,955
This day feels like
nothing but the right vibe

1861
01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:26,876
This could be the good life
Doesn't get better than...

1862
01:23:26,959 --> 01:23:29,586
Hi, darling!
Hi. (CHUCKLES)

1863
01:23:30,588 --> 01:23:31,630
Are you okay?

1864
01:23:32,423 --> 01:23:33,465
Not really.

1865
01:23:34,425 --> 01:23:36,093
I just realized
you were right.

1866
01:23:36,260 --> 01:23:38,011
I've made sex
too big a thing.

1867
01:23:38,971 --> 01:23:40,555
I tried to turn it
into some...

1868
01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:43,684
It's for fairy tales.
Stupid.

1869
01:23:43,768 --> 01:23:47,188
No. No, honestly I think you were
right about wanting it to be special.

1870
01:23:48,064 --> 01:23:50,566
Look, I never had
someone who gets me

1871
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:52,526
and cares for me,
you know, and...

1872
01:23:53,653 --> 01:23:55,363
But Emmett makes me
feel like that for the first time.

1873
01:23:56,489 --> 01:23:57,615
Stop. Stop it.

1874
01:23:57,698 --> 01:24:01,535
I mean, it's nice, and I think
tonight, we might, you know...

1875
01:24:02,745 --> 01:24:05,247
Steph, that's great.

1876
01:24:05,331 --> 01:24:06,790
Great? Doubtful.

1877
01:24:06,874 --> 01:24:08,166
(BOTH LAUGH)

1878
01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:11,420
Special, yeah. Yeah.

1879
01:24:11,712 --> 01:24:14,172
Yeah. I'm happy for you.
Thanks, babe.

1880
01:24:15,716 --> 01:24:16,717
STEPHANIE: Oh, shit.

1881
01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:19,428
(SLOW POP SONG PLAYING)
Are you ready?

1882
01:24:20,012 --> 01:24:22,222
ANNIE: Uh, ready for what?
Oh, you just wait, my darling.

1883
01:24:23,057 --> 01:24:24,391
You're scaring me. What is...

1884
01:24:24,475 --> 01:24:26,185
Where are you... STEPHANIE:
Just stay right there.

1885
01:24:27,436 --> 01:24:28,645
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1886
01:24:28,729 --> 01:24:30,313
We're young and in love

1887
01:24:31,148 --> 01:24:32,732
And we're running
like the wind

1888
01:24:32,817 --> 01:24:34,235
We got it all

1889
01:24:36,737 --> 01:24:38,113
We're never alone

1890
01:24:38,197 --> 01:24:39,198
(CHUCKLES) What?
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1891
01:24:39,282 --> 01:24:42,118
If we got each other
we can save the world

1892
01:24:44,912 --> 01:24:48,749
Explosions in the sky

1893
01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:52,127
I see colors fly

1894
01:24:53,504 --> 01:24:55,172
Old enough, old enough

1895
01:24:55,506 --> 01:24:58,217
Old enough to know that
we are young in love

1896
01:24:58,301 --> 01:25:01,178
Young in love
Young and in love

1897
01:25:01,512 --> 01:25:03,096
You and me, we can see

1898
01:25:03,514 --> 01:25:04,723
Time will stand still

1899
01:25:04,807 --> 01:25:06,391
If we stay young in love

1900
01:25:06,475 --> 01:25:09,186
Young in love
Young and in love

1901
01:25:09,812 --> 01:25:11,605
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1902
01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:13,399
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1903
01:25:13,608 --> 01:25:15,401
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1904
01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:16,861
ANNIE: You made it.

1905
01:25:18,112 --> 01:25:19,488
You have some
really great friends.

1906
01:25:20,948 --> 01:25:22,199
Seems like we both do.

1907
01:25:23,242 --> 01:25:24,618
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1908
01:25:24,910 --> 01:25:28,371
Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know that

1909
01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:29,623
We are young in love

1910
01:25:29,707 --> 01:25:32,418
Young in love
Young and in love

1911
01:25:32,835 --> 01:25:35,963
You and me, we can see
Time will stand still

1912
01:25:36,088 --> 01:25:38,507
If we stay young in love
Young in love

1913
01:25:38,799 --> 01:25:40,342
I guess that's my cue.

1914
01:25:40,843 --> 01:25:42,135
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1915
01:25:42,219 --> 01:25:44,346
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1916
01:25:44,430 --> 01:25:46,348
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1917
01:25:46,432 --> 01:25:48,308
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1918
01:25:48,392 --> 01:25:50,435
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1919
01:25:50,519 --> 01:25:52,187
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1920
01:25:52,271 --> 01:25:54,273
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1921
01:25:54,357 --> 01:25:56,108
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1922
01:25:56,192 --> 01:25:58,235
Yeah, we are young
and in love

1923
01:25:58,319 --> 01:25:59,320
(SONG ENDS) LEAD
SINGER: Ladies and gentlemen,

1924
01:25:59,403 --> 01:26:00,570
Annie and Grant.

1925
01:26:00,821 --> 01:26:01,822
(ALL CHEERING)

1926
01:26:01,906 --> 01:26:03,198
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)

1927
01:26:06,535 --> 01:26:10,080
Well, she was an American girl

1928
01:26:11,082 --> 01:26:13,417
Raised on promises

1929
01:26:14,752 --> 01:26:17,588
She couldn't help
thinking that there

1930
01:26:17,672 --> 01:26:21,967
Was a little more to life
somewhere else

1931
01:26:22,718 --> 01:26:25,929
After all, it was
a great, big world

1932
01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:29,350
With lots of places to run to

1933
01:26:30,434 --> 01:26:33,728
Yeah, and if
she had to die trying

1934
01:26:33,854 --> 01:26:38,354
She had one little promise
she was gonna keep

1935
01:26:39,568 --> 01:26:42,821
Oh, yeah, all right

1936
01:26:43,322 --> 01:26:44,823
Take it easy, baby

1937
01:26:45,282 --> 01:26:46,533
Make it last all night

1938
01:26:47,702 --> 01:26:52,202
She was an American girl

1939
01:26:55,835 --> 01:26:58,879
Oh, yeah, all right
(ALL SINGING ALONG)

1940
01:26:59,588 --> 01:27:01,089
Take it easy, baby

1941
01:27:01,674 --> 01:27:03,133
Make it last all night

1942
01:27:04,051 --> 01:27:08,551
She was an American girl

1943
01:27:12,893 --> 01:27:14,352
(SONG ENDS)
(ALL CHEERING)

1944
01:27:15,229 --> 01:27:16,939
(CHUCKLING)
What did you do?

1945
01:27:17,022 --> 01:27:18,773
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, God.

1946
01:27:20,359 --> 01:27:21,360
(MICHELLE LAUGHING)

1947
01:27:21,944 --> 01:27:23,111
Okay.
Okay, okay.

1948
01:27:23,195 --> 01:27:24,362
Hey.

1949
01:27:24,447 --> 01:27:27,324
So, I... I guess they have
one more surprise for us.

1950
01:27:28,617 --> 01:27:29,618
Okay.

1951
01:27:29,994 --> 01:27:31,662
KAYLA: Bye.
Bye.

1952
01:27:31,954 --> 01:27:33,664
(ANNIE CHUCKLES)
What's happening right now?

1953
01:27:34,749 --> 01:27:36,208
(SLOW POP SONG PLAYING)

1954
01:27:37,376 --> 01:27:38,794
I've

1955
01:27:38,878 --> 01:27:40,588
Fallen too deep

1956
01:27:40,671 --> 01:27:41,922
Trying to swim

1957
01:27:42,006 --> 01:27:45,009
The current too steep
and it's pulling me in

1958
01:27:45,426 --> 01:27:47,302
I can breathe

1959
01:27:47,470 --> 01:27:51,970
Both hands around my heart
My heart

1960
01:27:52,099 --> 01:27:54,893
I can still feel the heat
on your skin

1961
01:27:54,977 --> 01:27:58,146
My lips are begging
to pull you in

1962
01:27:58,397 --> 01:27:59,981
I can breathe

1963
01:28:00,524 --> 01:28:04,528
Your hands around my heart
My heart

1964
01:28:04,612 --> 01:28:05,613
I'mma hold the door...

1965
01:28:05,738 --> 01:28:06,822
GRANT: What?

1966
01:28:07,156 --> 01:28:08,282
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

1967
01:28:08,365 --> 01:28:12,865
For you there is no cure...

1968
01:28:15,623 --> 01:28:16,790
What are we, like...

1969
01:28:17,124 --> 01:28:18,125
Oh.

1970
01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:22,588
I made a pact,
so I gotta stick to it.

1971
01:28:23,589 --> 01:28:25,173
You want your first time
to be with me?

1972
01:28:25,508 --> 01:28:28,677
Yeah. And the next few,
I think.

1973
01:28:38,813 --> 01:28:42,441
Hey.
This feels special to me.

1974
01:28:44,235 --> 01:28:45,486
Me, too, Annie.

1975
01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:52,326
Oliver, I wanna share
something with you,

1976
01:28:52,868 --> 01:28:54,494
something that I've never
shared with anyone else.

1977
01:28:55,913 --> 01:28:56,914
Oh.

1978
01:28:57,206 --> 01:28:58,415
You want me to
use that on you?

1979
01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:01,293
On me?

1980
01:29:03,045 --> 01:29:05,547
And I want you
right here, right now.

1981
01:29:06,215 --> 01:29:07,341
On Principal Fisher's desk?

1982
01:29:07,466 --> 01:29:09,593
Yes, on her desk! Get
up there! Okay. Okay.

1983
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,136
And I know
you know what I want.

1984
01:29:11,220 --> 01:29:15,265
You mean, "A man may die,
nations may rise and fall,

1985
01:29:15,349 --> 01:29:17,225
"but an idea lives on!"
Yes.

1986
01:29:17,309 --> 01:29:19,060
Yes!
(POP SONG PLAYING)

1987
01:29:19,353 --> 01:29:21,897
And we dared to go

1988
01:29:23,107 --> 01:29:24,983
A lover's bane

1989
01:29:25,317 --> 01:29:27,235
Forever will remain...

1990
01:29:27,319 --> 01:29:28,445
(MOANING)

1991
01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:30,030
Amazing. Shit.

1992
01:29:30,364 --> 01:29:32,991
(MOANING) Wow. Shit!

1993
01:29:33,409 --> 01:29:34,535
(MOANS)

1994
01:29:35,369 --> 01:29:37,496
Thanks. Learned that
at band camp.

1995
01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:38,956
Yeah, I don't need
to know that.

1996
01:29:39,039 --> 01:29:41,499
Kiss me now. Okay?

1997
01:29:42,251 --> 01:29:43,418
STEPHANIE: Now.

1998
01:29:46,630 --> 01:29:47,839
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

1999
01:29:47,923 --> 01:29:50,300
I need to tell you something.
What?

2000
01:29:50,384 --> 01:29:51,885
I've... I've never done it.

2001
01:29:52,386 --> 01:29:53,387
Me neither.

2002
01:29:54,513 --> 01:29:56,389
| mean I've never had it with
someone special, you Know?

2003
01:29:58,267 --> 01:29:59,268
(PANTING)

2004
01:30:04,106 --> 01:30:05,273
Oh.

2005
01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:06,900
MICHELLE: Yes!

2006
01:30:06,984 --> 01:30:08,026
Yeah?

2007
01:30:08,110 --> 01:30:09,277
(MOANING LOUDLY)

2008
01:30:10,237 --> 01:30:11,988
KAYLA: You like this?
TIM: Oh. Yeah.

2009
01:30:12,072 --> 01:30:13,114
KAYLA: This is hot.
TIM: Yeah.

2010
01:30:13,198 --> 01:30:14,282
Dangerous.
Yeah.

2011
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:18,453
A little unsanitary,
but, yeah.

2012
01:30:18,579 --> 01:30:20,163
I like it here.
I like you.

2013
01:30:20,289 --> 01:30:21,331
I love you.

2014
01:30:21,415 --> 01:30:25,252
You are my queen!

2015
01:30:25,336 --> 01:30:28,255
(MOANING LOUDLY)
I am your queen!

2016
01:30:28,339 --> 01:30:29,340
KAYLA: Whoo!
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

2017
01:30:29,423 --> 01:30:30,799
Ahoo

2018
01:30:30,883 --> 01:30:32,926
Stars are falling

2019
01:30:33,052 --> 01:30:36,346
Are we falling, too?

2020
01:30:36,597 --> 01:30:41,059
Ahoo, dawn is coming

2021
01:30:41,268 --> 01:30:44,688
What's this coming to?

2022
01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:48,484
On a night like this

2023
01:30:48,943 --> 01:30:52,446
On a night like this...

2024
01:30:52,571 --> 01:30:53,613
(MOANING SOFTLY)

2025
01:30:54,198 --> 01:30:56,575
There's something else.
What?

2026
01:30:59,370 --> 01:31:00,621
Oh. Oh.

2027
01:31:00,704 --> 01:31:02,038
No, don't worry if...

2028
01:31:02,122 --> 01:31:05,500
Look, whatever's going down,
down there we'll make it work. Okay?

2029
01:31:05,793 --> 01:31:07,127
Yeah?
I promise.

2030
01:31:07,878 --> 01:31:09,296
Okay.
Okay.

2031
01:31:09,672 --> 01:31:10,673
(UNZIPS PANTS)

2032
01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:16,220
Wow.

2033
01:31:16,303 --> 01:31:18,346
(CHUCKLES)
Is your dad a giant?

2034
01:31:18,430 --> 01:31:19,722
Like, will it fit?

2035
01:31:19,890 --> 01:31:21,182
Here's to hoping.
(CHUCKLES)

2036
01:31:21,392 --> 01:31:22,393
(MOANING)

2037
01:31:22,476 --> 01:31:24,186
Oh, you're my president.

2038
01:31:24,853 --> 01:31:26,104
You'll always be my president.
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

2039
01:31:26,271 --> 01:31:28,398
Ahoo

2040
01:31:28,482 --> 01:31:30,525
Stars are falling

2041
01:31:30,609 --> 01:31:33,820
Are we falling too?

2042
01:31:34,279 --> 01:31:37,573
On a night like this

2043
01:31:38,283 --> 01:31:42,078
On a night like this

2044
01:31:42,579 --> 01:31:46,541
Ahoo

2045
01:31:52,006 --> 01:31:53,090
(SONG ENDS)

2046
01:31:54,466 --> 01:31:56,134
(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)

2047
01:32:05,310 --> 01:32:06,978
(CROWD WHOOPING AND CHEERING)

2048
01:35:06,783 --> 01:35:08,242
(MAN YELLS)

2049
01:35:08,327 --> 01:35:09,536
(WHIP CRACKING)
(MUFFLED GRUNT)

2050
01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:11,246
Say you want this
on your permanent record.

2051
01:35:11,330 --> 01:35:12,956
(MUFFLED) I want this
on my permanent record.

2052
01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:14,208
Yeah, you do.
(GROANS)

2053
01:35:14,374 --> 01:35:15,375
What's going on? Oh.

2054
01:35:15,667 --> 01:35:16,918
(MUFFLED) Hey, Janitor Steve.

2055
01:35:17,002 --> 01:35:18,461
We'll just be a minute.

2056
01:35:18,545 --> 01:35:19,754
Hi, Janitor Steve.

2057
01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:23,258
I'm gonna need a bigger mop.

2058
01:35:25,344 --> 01:35:26,345
(KEVIN GROANS)
ELLEN: Don't touch me!

2058
01:35:27,305 --> 01:36:27,475
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