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You feel like trying
something new for dinner?

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Maybe Indian, Tex-Mex?

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You ever wonder how
humans would be different

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if they evolved from lizards
instead of mammals?

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Okay, let's talk
about that.

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As you know, lizards...
cold-blooded animals...

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lack the ability to
sense temperature.

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But they do move more
sluggishly when it's cold.

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So, lizard weathermen
would say things like,

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"Bring a sweater,
it's slow outside."

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I love my mind.

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We all do.

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Now, how about dinner?

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Oh, I would assume we'd enjoy
insects or smaller lizards.

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We could also pull each other's
tails off and grill them;

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they'll just grow back.

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Oh!

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My life-size cardboard
Mr. Spock is here!

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I know he wouldn't care for
an outburst of human emotion,

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but, oh, goodie, oh,
goodie, oh, goodie.

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Commander Spock requesting
permission to be unfolded.

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Excuse me.

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Permission granted, Commander.

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Which is why the more
intelligent the monkey,

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the more feces they fling.

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Excuse me, Amy.

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Penny, do you have plans
for dinner tonight?

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Why, you guys going somewhere?

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No, I mean just you and me.

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You mean, like a date?

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Not like a date, a date.

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Ooh...!
Ooh...!

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Um... o-okay.

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Sure.

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Ooh...!
Ooh...!

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Oh, no!

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They sent the wrong Spock!

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Live long and suck it,
Zachary Quinto.

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This is so exciting.

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If Leonard and Penny
get back together,

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Howard and I can go on
double dates with them.

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How come you never invite
Sheldon and me on a double date?

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Mm, uh...

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How's it going
in there, Penny?!

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Just a sec.

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Too much?

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- Yes.
- No.

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Okay, just hang on.

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You just can't handle
her raw sexuality, can you?

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When did you and Leonard
break up?

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Uh, about two years ago.

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Why do you think
he asked you out again?

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I don't know.

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Maybe he's dying.

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That would be so romantic.

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He's not dying.

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Too bad.

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If he were, she could just
throw him in bed

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and ride him
right up until he flatlines.

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How about this?

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- Maybe.
- Come on.

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Yeah, okay, no.

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Do you think
you'll sleep with him tonight?

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Absolutely not.

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Look, we're just
gonna have dinner

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and, you know,
see how it goes.

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If he were dying,
would you sleep with him?

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What?!

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Assuming he were
dying of something

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that couldn't be
sexually transmitted.

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You know, like a spear wound
to the head.

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Okay, he is not dying.

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How do you know?
Are you a doctor?

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You can make-believe, though.

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Sometimes Howard and I pretend
that his arrhythmia is acting up

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and I'm a sexy cardiologist.

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And the naughty part is
I'm not in his HMO network.

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Screw it. I'm not gonna
make a big deal out of this.

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It's just dinner.

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With a dead man.

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Amy, stop it.

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Oh, God, I'm so nervous.

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Relax.

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You know Leonard's
always been crazy about you.

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It's gonna be great.

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I know, but we've finally
gotten to a place

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where we can hang out
without it being weird.

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And what if something
goes wrong? Then what?

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Guess it'll just
be Sheldon and me

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going on a double date
with Howard and Bernadette.

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Sure, we'd love that.

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Change your clothes;
we got a lot riding on this.

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Mm...

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I want to build a road,

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but I need wood.

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Do either of you fellows
have wood?

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I don't understand the laughter.

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The object of Settlers of Catan

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is to build roads
and settlements.

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To do so requires wood.

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Now, I have sheep; I need wood.

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Who has wood for my sheep?

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Okay, how do I look?

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More to the point, why
are you doing this?

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What are you talking about?

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Did you forget
what Penny did to you?

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It took you two years
and defiling my sister

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to turn that frown upside down.

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I didn't defile your sister,
we had a relationship.

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I heard you call her
Brown Sugar.

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In my book,
that's defilement.

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You want to know my opinion?

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Oh, boy, do I!

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Sarcasm?

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No.

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All right, then.

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The reason you're fixated on

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a good-natured simpleton
like Penny is that

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she's the exact opposite of
your first romantic attachment:

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your brilliant
yet intimidating mother.

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Where on earth
did you get that from?

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<i>It's in her book,
Needy Baby, Greedy Baby.</i>

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That doesn't make it true.

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It's called nonfiction
for a reason, Leonard.

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See you later.

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If they ever make
a movie version

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of that book, you know who
should play Leonard's mother?

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Sandra Bullock.

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Why?

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Because she's great
in everything.

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Now, where were we?

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Oh, yes.
Does anyone have any wood?

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Oh, come on!

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I just want wood.

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Why are you making it so hard?

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So, do they have a name
for a first date

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with someone
you used to go out with?

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Oh, that's a good question.

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How about "awkward"?

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Yeah, that sounds right.

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Yeah?

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Hey, how about if we pretend
we're actually on a first date?

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See how that goes.

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Okay.

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So, Polly,
tell me about yourself.

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It's Penny.

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Oh, sorry, yeah.
Awkward.

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Okay, uh, let's see.

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I'm from Nebraska, and ever
since I was a little girl,

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I dreamed of moving to L.A.
and becoming a movie star.

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Anyway,

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after four years of acting
lessons and waiting tables,

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I've done
a hemorrhoid commercial

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and a production of Anne Frank
above a bowling alley.

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So, you know,
dreams do come true.

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Your turn.

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Uh, let's see.

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Uh, I am an experimental
physicist at Cal-Tech,

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most of my research is
with high-powered lasers,

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and, oh, I've just gotten
a big government grant

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to see if they can be used
to knock out

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incoming ballistic missiles.

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Wow. Can they?

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Oh, God, no.

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The money's pretty good.

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And I used the equipment
to make my own Bat-signal.

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Bat-signal?

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What are you, some kind of nerd?

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Not some kind of nerd,
I'm the king of the nerds.

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What does that mean?

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Uh, it means
if anyone displeases me,

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I don't help them
set up their printer.

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You are so funny.

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Good.

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Remember that
when I take my shirt off.

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Leonard, this is nice.

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I'm so glad we did this.

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Me, too.

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So what do you think?

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Are we gonna get back together?

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Whoa. Not so fast.

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I'm sorry, what did I say?

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Leonard, you know I will always
have feelings for you.

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Oh, God.
What?

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You said "always."

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You'll always have
feelings for me.

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So?

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So, that sounds more like

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<i>something you'd say
if you didn't want</i>

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a relationship with someone.

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"This isn't working out,

193
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but I'll always have
feelings for you."

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"I'm sorry I slept
with your best friend,

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but I'll always have
feelings for you."

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"Here's the thing, Lisa,

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I'm into dudes now, but I'll
always have feelings for you."

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How would you say it?

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I have feelings for you.

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It's the same thing.
No, it's not.

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"Always" made it worse.

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You're overthinking this.

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- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

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You always overthink things.

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Th-There you go.
"Always" made it worse.

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See, this is where everything
goes wrong: when we talk.

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Well, I don't know how you have
a relationship without talking.

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Hey, I went out with this guy TJ

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for eight months,
we never talked.

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To this day, I don't even know
what TJ stands for.

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Wait, if you guys
didn't talk, what...

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Never mind, stupid question.

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And now that I have
some wood,

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I'm going to begin
the erection of my settlement.

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He's got to be
doing this on purpose.

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00:10:04,035 --> 00:10:05,518
Ooh, 8:30.

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00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,022
You and Penny decide to go out
and paint the town beige?

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00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:12,191
You're 30 years old
and you live with your mother.

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00:10:15,029 --> 00:10:17,030
I guess it didn't go well.

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We don't know that.

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00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:19,716
Not to a certainty.

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All we know
is that Leonard is home.

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How about now?

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Again, not enough
evidence.

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For all we know,
he's being murdered.

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Now, back to our game.

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You were in the middle
of an erection.

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Oh, of course.
It's right here in my hand.

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What does she want from me now?

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00:11:06,847 --> 00:11:09,416
What's up?

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00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:11,918
Do not overthink this.

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I don't understand.
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.

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00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,647
Okay, but earlier
it seemed like...

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No talking.

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Even during? 'Cause
sometimes I have questions.

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Well, that was fun.

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Yeah, except for when I got
the foot cramp.

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00:11:45,869 --> 00:11:47,568
You hung in there, though.

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There was a lot at stake.

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00:11:50,373 --> 00:11:53,107
So what do you
want to do now?

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00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:55,693
Well, I want to go get
my asthma inhaler,

242
00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:57,895
but it might ruin the moment.

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Just, just
help me out here.

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00:12:02,719 --> 00:12:05,386
How does a miserable date
end in sex?

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00:12:05,388 --> 00:12:07,972
I don't know,
it's complicated.

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00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:09,724
Well, I'm
a pretty smart guy,

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00:12:09,726 --> 00:12:12,110
and right now my brain has
dibs on the blood supply,

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so give it a go.

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00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,731
Okay, it's just,

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at the restaurant
when you said

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you wanted us to
be together again,

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it got very real very
fast and I panicked.

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Why?

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What are you
afraid of?

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00:12:28,194 --> 00:12:29,911
Well, what if
we do go out

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and I do something stupid
and dump you again?

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What if I dump you?

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Come on, be serious.

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00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:43,257
Well, how about
if we don't think

260
00:12:43,259 --> 00:12:45,226
about this
as a relationship?

261
00:12:45,228 --> 00:12:47,762
It could be more like
a new version of software.

262
00:12:47,764 --> 00:12:49,764
Penny and Leonard 2.0.

263
00:12:49,766 --> 00:12:52,283
We can test it internally,
shake out the bugs,

264
00:12:52,285 --> 00:12:54,085
and if we both feel
it's solid,

265
00:12:54,087 --> 00:12:56,771
then we'll roll it out
to the public.

266
00:12:56,773 --> 00:12:58,824
So we don't tell people
we're back together?

267
00:12:58,826 --> 00:12:59,791
Exactly.

268
00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:02,777
We pretend like our date
went badly.

269
00:13:02,779 --> 00:13:04,929
Well, we don't really
have to pretend.

270
00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,698
And we let them think
that we decided

271
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,866
to just be friends

272
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:09,584
and that everything's cool.

273
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:11,219
Okay, great.

274
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:13,989
Hey, I just remembered.

275
00:13:13,991 --> 00:13:16,274
I still got one
of your inhalers.

276
00:13:18,378 --> 00:13:20,579
I can't believe
you kept this.

277
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:23,248
Yeah, I was gonna throw it
away, but I just couldn't.

278
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,834
That is so sweet.

279
00:13:29,773 --> 00:13:32,107
In 25 to 30 minutes
I'm gonna show you

280
00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:34,710
how much
this means to me.

281
00:13:46,156 --> 00:13:46,805
Leonard?

282
00:13:46,807 --> 00:13:48,991
Yeah, hi, hi.

283
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,329
How's it going?

284
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,031
Uh, can't complain.

285
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,000
Thanks for asking.

286
00:13:57,085 --> 00:14:00,204
Well, what were you doing out
at 3:00 in the morning?

287
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:04,074
<i>Well, uh, uh...
what are you doing up?</i>

288
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,677
I was using the bathroom.

289
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,548
Yeah, well, so was I.

290
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,683
Really?

291
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,386
I didn't see you in there.

292
00:14:17,138 --> 00:14:21,308
Obviously... when I saw
that you were in ours,

293
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:24,695
I went and used another one.

294
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:28,399
Where?

295
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,318
The, the gas station
across the street.

296
00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:34,271
In your pajamas?

297
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,824
Yes.

298
00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:39,043
Without shoes?

299
00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:42,496
Yes.

300
00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:46,166
On a cold
winter's night?

301
00:14:48,003 --> 00:14:50,220
Yes.

302
00:14:53,008 --> 00:14:55,225
Seems unlikely.

303
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,511
Did you bring
your asthma inhaler?

304
00:14:57,513 --> 00:15:00,898
Uh, uh, uh, yes, I did.

305
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:06,353
Well, then,
I guess it's plausible.

306
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,523
D... hang on a
second, mister.

307
00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:10,741
What?

308
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:15,462
After you used the facilities
at the gas station,

309
00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:16,830
did you make a purchase?

310
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,532
What?

311
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:21,118
It's customary, when
using the restroom

312
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,588
at a retail establishment,
to make a small purchase.

313
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,673
Did you?

314
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,124
No.

315
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,678
Here's two dollars.

316
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,350
Go buy some beef jerky.

317
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:45,843
I don't want beef jerky.

318
00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:49,980
It's not about you.

319
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,533
It's about a poor immigrant
from Pakistan

320
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,351
trying to make his way
in America

321
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,786
by working the graveyard shift

322
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,455
at the Colorado Boulevard
Chevron.

323
00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:02,543
Fine.

324
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,631
Needy Baby, Greedy Baby indeed.

325
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,301
Leonard will be here
in a moment.

326
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,837
He's looking
for a different parking space.

327
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:14,805
Why?

328
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,173
We were next to a car

329
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,759
with an "Ask me about my
grandchildren" bumper sticker,

330
00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:21,478
and I was afraid if we ran
into them on the way out,

331
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,098
I'd be obligated
to do so.

332
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:28,885
I'm so disappointed it didn't
work with him and Penny.

333
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,554
Me, too.

334
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,722
Out of deference
to them,

335
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,192
let's not flaunt our
happy relationship.

336
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,528
You have a keen insight
into the human heart,

337
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,980
Amy Farrah Fowler.

338
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:45,285
We are next to a Suburu with
a Gore/Lieberman bumper sticker.

339
00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:48,005
Well, I doubt they'd want to
talk about that, so we're fine.

340
00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:51,241
I'm surprised to see you here

341
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,544
after it went
so badly with Penny.

342
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,179
Well, hey, we're grown-ups.

343
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,630
We can still be friends.

344
00:16:56,632 --> 00:16:58,932
Boy, I don't know if I
could be friends with Howie

345
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,334
if we broke up.

346
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:01,185
Why not?

347
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,004
I'm a very vengeful person.

348
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:06,473
Really?

349
00:17:06,475 --> 00:17:09,560
With access
to weaponized smallpox.

350
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,564
Here you go, guys, let me get
you going with some water.

351
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,149
You need menus
or you know what you want?

352
00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:16,600
Leonard knows what he wants,
but it looks

353
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,552
like he's not gonna
get it from you.

354
00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:21,104
Howard.
No,

355
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,489
that's okay, Bernadette.

356
00:17:22,491 --> 00:17:24,742
Sometimes these things
just don't work out.

357
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,210
Yeah, it's all good.

358
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,163
We-We'll always have
feelings for each other.

359
00:17:30,782 --> 00:17:33,617
Oh, that's nice.

360
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,787
See, she knew
what "always" meant.

361
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,590
Wow, you're like a dog
with a bone, aren't you?

362
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,809
I'm just making a point.

363
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,294
Is the point that you don't know
when to let something go?

364
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,145
People, people,

365
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,647
please,
before you say

366
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,232
something you
both regret,

367
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,067
I'd like to place my order.

368
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:52,853
Yeah, just hang on, Sheldon.

369
00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,354
You know why we can't be
together?

370
00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:55,806
Because you always have
to be right.

371
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,307
Oh, that is not true.

372
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,575
I got to go
with Leonard on this.

373
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,078
He is wrong
more than anyone I know.

374
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,747
You know what?
I just realized I'm on a break.

375
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,998
I'll get someone else.

376
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,817
Well...

377
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,536
Leonard, promise me that when
our new waitress comes over,

378
00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:12,539
you will not start a complicated
on-again, off-again relationship

379
00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:15,292
with her,
because I am very, very hungry.

380
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,056
Unbelievable.

381
00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:34,695
Mind explaining to me
why you were being

382
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,230
such a jerk at the restaurant?
Well,

383
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,115
I was trying to act like
we weren't seeing each other.

384
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,516
That was the plan, right?
No,

385
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,852
the plan was to tell people
we decided to stay friends.

386
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,019
That's a little hard to do

387
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:46,573
when you're always being
such a tool bag.

388
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:49,376
You know what? I don't have to
stand here and take this crap.

389
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,245
The hell do you think
you're going?

390
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:54,414
Isn't sex after fighting
kind of what we do now?!

391
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:56,917
Yeah, kind of, yeah.

392
00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,977
What are we doing?

393
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,178
What do you mean?

394
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:11,899
Every scenario I play out
for you and me ends badly.

395
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,284
That's because you
overthink everything.

396
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,553
<i>Leonard, are you listening
to me?</i>

397
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,988
What?
Yeah.

398
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,990
This is a disaster.

399
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,241
I distinctly ordered

400
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,694
the Leonard Nimoy Mr.
Spock cardboard standee.

401
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,245
Why would
I feel safer

402
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:28,115
with Zachary Quinto
at the foot of my bed?

403
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:33,503
<i>I don't know, he was
pretty badass on Heroes.</i>

404
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,740
You're right, I'll
give him a shot.

405
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,594
Hang on.

406
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,262
Penny, do you have
plans for dinner?

407
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,881
Why, you guys going somewhere?

408
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:44,798
No, I mean just you and me.

409
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,602
Ooh...!
Ooh...!

410
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,104
Uh, have you thought
this through?

411
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:54,641
Yes, and I think
we should go anyway.

412
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,278
No, can't do it.

413
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,147
Sorry, Quinto,
you're going back.

414
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,990
If you and Leonard
get back together,

415
00:20:08,992 --> 00:20:10,492
Sheldon and I
will finally have someone

416
00:20:10,494 --> 00:20:12,177
to go on double dates with.

417
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:13,495
What about me and Howard?

418
00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:15,931
Fine, we can double
with you, too.

419
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,134
So insecure.

420
00:20:20,273 --> 00:20:23,024
Where are you guys going to eat?

421
00:20:23,026 --> 00:20:25,843
Penny?

422
00:20:27,196 --> 00:20:32,366
Do you, Penny, take Leonard to
be your lawful wedded husband?

423
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:40,851
Well, it's
a little late for me

424
00:20:40,853 --> 00:20:43,137
to start saying no,
isn't it?

425
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,641
Penny.

426
00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:47,758
Sorry,
just remembered

427
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,610
I've got to stop
at the drugstore.

428
00:20:50,305 --> 00:21:50,426
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