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And the next wedding gift is...
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a gravy boat.
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Ooh, one gravy boat.
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That's from Sheldon.
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He told me he had it engraved.
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"In the event of a divorce,
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please return
to Sheldon Cooper."
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One "inappropriate,
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yet I wish I thought
of that" gravy boat.
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When I get married
I'm going to register
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at the UCLA Cadaver Lab.
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Ew, why?
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'Cause I've always wanted
a whole human skeleton
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and they are really spendy.
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So, you actually see you and
Sheldon getting married someday?
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Not just someday.
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In exactly four years.
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But don't tell Sheldon.
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He's still a flight risk.
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What about you, Penny?
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What about me what?
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Do you think you and Leonard
might ever get married?
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Oh, well, you know,
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Leonard is great.
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But do you think
you'll ever get married?
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He's a sweetie.
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You're not answering
the question.
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Do you love him?
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Yeah, sure, of course
I love him.
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It doesn't sound like it.
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Well, I do.
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Do you tell him that?
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No, he'd just take it
the wrong way.
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What does that mean?
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It means he is special
and smart and nice and...
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Are you gonna break up with him?
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No!
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Maybe. I don't know.
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I had no idea you were unhappy.
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That's the thing: I'm not.
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I'm not unhappy at all.
It's just... I don't know...
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I-I've been in love before,
but it felt different.
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But maybe this is a new,
better, boring kind of love.
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Do you ever feel that way
about Howard?
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Oh, that's not really
a fair comparison.
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I'm basically married
to a sexy Buzz Lightyear.
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Amy, you?
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Can't help ya, kid.
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Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I
feel like my loins are on fire.
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In the good way.
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Not the urinary tract
infection way.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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Hey, buddy, how's
it going up there?
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You don't have to shout, Raj.
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It's not like I'm an astronaut
floating around in outer space.
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Oh, wait, I am.
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So, is it everything
you hoped it would be?
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It's better.
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I wake up every morning
and I just can't believe
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I'm on this
incredible adventure.
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Hey, Froot Loops,
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did you clean the space toilet?
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Excuse me.
I'm talking to my friends.
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You know the rules:
new guy scrubs the toilet.
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If you do good job,
next time we give you brush.
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Funny.
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We're always
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giving each other
a hard time up here.
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It's kind of like
being in a frat.
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You know, joking, kidding
around, hurting feelings.
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Okay, my turn.
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Let me talk to him.
Go ahead.
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2311 North Los Robles Avenue,
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Pasadena, California
to International Space Station.
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Can you read me? Over.
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Yes, I read you, Sheldon.
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Copy that. Over.
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What are you doing?
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I am talking to a man in space.
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If you don't have the
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then he might as well be at the
Coffee Bean over on Lake Street.
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You're out of your mind,
Sheldon.
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That's a negative.
My mother had me tested. Over.
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Come on, scrub it up, Loops.
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All right, all right.
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I gotta go.
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There's a meteor shower.
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You want to see a meteor shower?
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Take a look at what Dimitri
just left you in the toilet.
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Bye.
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Over and out.
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Bye, buddy!
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Hello.
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Hey, Stuart, come on in.
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What are you doing here?
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Um, Raj invited me to go
to the movies with you guys.
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Excuse me.
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I didn't authorize this.
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Sheldon, you are not in charge.
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That's mighty sassy for a man
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with a roommate performance
review around the corner.
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What's the big deal?
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You guys are bringing
your girlfriends.
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I didn't want to sit by myself.
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The big deal is
I was expecting us
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to be an intimate group of five.
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Now, we're going to be a...
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faceless mass of six.
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It'll be fine.
Just, uh, pretend he's Wolowitz.
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Hmm.
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Do you like Raisinets?
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I can take them or leave them.
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At the movies, Wolowitz
always eats Raisinets.
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Would you feel more comfortable
if I ate Raisinets?
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Well, it's hardly my business
what you eat,
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as long as it doesn't crunch
during the film
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and it's Raisinets.
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Okay.
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Should we go?
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Yeah, but, one more question.
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If you're going
to replace Wolowitz,
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I need to know
a little more about you.
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All right.
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Wolowitz went to MIT.
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What's your educational
background?
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I went to art school.
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Equally ridiculous. Let's go.
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This insistence on hand-holding
is preposterous.
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Well, I like it.
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Yeah, of course you do.
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You're a girl.
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You like all kinds
of hippy-dippy things.
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Just watch the movie.
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It's not fair.
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Penny isn't making Leonard
hold hands.
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There might
be a reason for that.
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Sweaty?
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Unhygienic?
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Looks dumb?
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Take your pick.
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Penny said she's not sure
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she wants to be Leonard's
girlfriend anymore.
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Wrong. She just took a sip
from his Diet Dr. Pepper.
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So?
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So, if she wants to end
her pair-bond with Leonard,
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why on earth would she guzzle
a witches' brew
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of his soda and spit?
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It's complicated.
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String theory is complicated.
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That's just yucky.
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Don't get any ideas.
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All right, for the sake of
argument, let's say that's true.
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Why doesn't Penny
just end the relationship?
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She's not sure how she feels.
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How can she not be sure
how she feels?
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You know, when I have
a feeling, I know it.
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Trains? Love them.
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Swordfish?
I love them, too.
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They're fish with a sword
for a nose.
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Regardless, don't say anything
to Leonard.
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Now you're asking me
to keep a secret
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from my best friend,
colleague, and roommate?
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Yes, please, Penny will kill me.
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Fine.
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FYI: secret-keeping?
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Hate it.
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Hand-holding?
Not a fan.
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Hammerhead shark?
I love that thing.
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Yeah, it's another fish
with a tool on its head.
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Raisinet?
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Shh, we're trying
to watch the movie.
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This is not working out
with him.
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What are you doing?
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I think I might
have tartar buildup.
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My tongue won't go as far
forward as it used to.
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Maybe your tongue is shrinking.
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Nope.
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Oh, you have no idea
how annoying this is.
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I'm starting
to get a sense of it.
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Don't worry. I'll take you
to the dentist tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate that.
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You're good people, Leonard.
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There's something
I need to tell you.
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Okay.
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I can't tell you.
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Why?
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I can't tell you
why I can't tell you.
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So I guess there's two things
I can't tell you.
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I wish there were more.
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Good night.
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I'm sorry.
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This is really important.
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What is it?
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I like The Transformers.
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Do you like The Transformers?
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Where exactly did your mother
have you tested?
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Leonard,
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The Transformers teach us
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that things are not always
what they appear to be.
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You know, like, uh,
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a semi truck might
be an alien robot,
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or, uh, someone in a romantic
relationship, uh, might feel
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differently than they appear to.
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Or a conversation
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about The Transformers
might actually be
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about someone in this room.
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I'm going to pause
to let that sink in.
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Okay, I think I understand.
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You do?
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The guy who seems like
an emotionless robot is you...
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but your relationship with Amy
is causing you to transform
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into a red-blooded man
with sexual desires.
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That is literally the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
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Leonard?
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Leonard.
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Leonard?
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What?
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Are you sleeping?
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I was. Now I'm having
a nightmare.
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What do you want?
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Never mind.
I still can't tell you.
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Penny?
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Mmm.
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Penny.
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Mm-hmm, mmm.
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Penny.
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Oh, my God.
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Sheldon?
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You frightened me.
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What are you doing
in my bedroom?
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Yeah, well, I knocked
on the front door,
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but you didn't hear it.
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How did you even get in,
you weirdo?
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Yeah, really?
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I've seen strange men traipsing
in and out of here for years,
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but when I do it, it's weird?
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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Oh, I was having a
little trouble sleeping
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and I just thought,
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uh, seeing as you're up,
we could talk.
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Talk about what?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Uh, weather, uh, fish
you could do carpentry with.
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Why Leonard is such
an attractive
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and desirable boyfriend.
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Yeah, pick one-- your choice.
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Sheldon.
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Did you know that Leonard
has a perfect driving record
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and enjoys
the insurance discounts
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that go along with that?
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Hubba-hubba.
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Okay, go home, crazy man.
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Yeah. Did you know that
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while Leonard is not considered
a tall fellow in our country,
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in today's North Korea,
he's downright average.
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Talk about a keeper.
266
00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:55,637
Okay, what did Amy tell you?
267
00:12:55,639 --> 00:12:57,172
Oh, very well.
268
00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:59,241
I can't keep up
this clever charade any longer.
269
00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:01,843
She told me
270
00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:03,878
that you were thinking
of ending it with Leonard.
271
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,647
Okay, you listen to me.
272
00:13:06,649 --> 00:13:09,217
I think it's really sweet you're
trying to protect your friend,
273
00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:10,751
but this is none
of your business. Got it?
274
00:13:10,753 --> 00:13:14,788
Excuse me. This is not
about protecting my friend.
275
00:13:19,427 --> 00:13:22,597
I'm a big fan of homeostasis.
276
00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:23,698
Do you know what that is?
277
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:26,234
Of course not.
Yeah.
278
00:13:26,236 --> 00:13:30,272
Homeostasis refers
to a system's ability
279
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to regulate
its internal environment
280
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and maintain a constant
condition of properties
281
00:13:35,012 --> 00:13:37,212
like temperature or pH.
282
00:13:37,214 --> 00:13:40,649
Worst bedtime story ever.
283
00:13:40,651 --> 00:13:44,253
My point is
284
00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:46,088
I don't like when things change.
285
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,056
So, regardless of your feelings,
286
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:50,425
I would like you
to continue dating Leonard.
287
00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:52,928
And also,
288
00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:55,798
while we're on the subject, you
recently changed your shampoo.
289
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,267
I'm not comfortable
with the new scent.
290
00:13:59,502 --> 00:14:01,803
Please stop this madness
and go back to green apple.
291
00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:06,041
Okay, honey, I have
a lot to figure out,
292
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:09,545
and until I do, you are not
to say a word to Leonard.
293
00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:10,780
Do you understand?
294
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:12,149
I do.
295
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,883
You clear
on the shampoo issue?
296
00:14:13,885 --> 00:14:15,318
Get out.
297
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:21,090
Penny?
298
00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:22,191
What?
299
00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:25,161
Please don't hurt my friend.
300
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,531
That is the last thing
I want to do.
301
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,499
Thank you.
302
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:33,636
Coconut? What were you thinking?
303
00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:34,671
Are you a hula girl?
304
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,907
Get out!
305
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:46,317
Hello?
306
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,287
What the hell is wrong with you?
You told Sheldon?
307
00:14:48,289 --> 00:14:50,156
Do you know what a terrible
position this puts me in?
308
00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:52,759
Hang on, please.
309
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:55,728
Hello?
310
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,430
Yeah, just a heads-up:
311
00:14:57,432 --> 00:14:59,532
Penny knows that you blabbed
about Leonard.
312
00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:01,235
She's pretty mad.
313
00:15:01,237 --> 00:15:03,304
I know.
314
00:15:03,306 --> 00:15:05,240
She's yelling at me right now.
315
00:15:05,242 --> 00:15:09,345
All right then,
so we're all on the same page.
316
00:15:09,347 --> 00:15:12,215
Yeah.
317
00:15:13,384 --> 00:15:15,352
Hey, Bernie.
318
00:15:15,354 --> 00:15:16,553
There's my hubby.
319
00:15:16,555 --> 00:15:18,022
How's everything going up there?
320
00:15:18,024 --> 00:15:19,823
Oh, it's okay.
321
00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:22,159
Space is beautiful.
322
00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:26,029
Earth is beautiful.
Same old, same old.
323
00:15:26,031 --> 00:15:27,563
What's wrong?
324
00:15:27,565 --> 00:15:28,598
Nothing.
325
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,132
Everything's fine.
326
00:15:30,134 --> 00:15:31,300
Howard.
327
00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:37,173
The other astronauts
are being mean to me.
328
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:41,311
No, what are they doing?
329
00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:44,381
Well, like for instance, the
other day when I was asleep,
330
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:47,984
one of the guys went
on a space walk and glued
331
00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:52,956
a big-eyed rubber alien mask
to the outside of my window.
332
00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:57,327
When I woke up, I screamed
for like nine minutes.
333
00:15:57,329 --> 00:15:59,429
Oh, Howie.
334
00:15:59,431 --> 00:16:01,798
You can see it if you want.
It's on YouTube.
335
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,969
Google "astronaut screams
for nine minutes."
336
00:16:05,971 --> 00:16:08,272
Why don't you stand up to them?
337
00:16:08,274 --> 00:16:10,608
What am I supposed to say?
338
00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,777
I don't know.
339
00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:15,380
Say, "Being mean is lame.
340
00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:18,950
What's cool is being nice."
341
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:27,159
Great, I'll do that when
I want to be the first guy
342
00:16:27,161 --> 00:16:30,128
in space to get a wedgie.
343
00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:32,864
Do you want me
to call somebody at NASA?
344
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,566
No.
345
00:16:34,568 --> 00:16:36,034
My mom already tried that.
346
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,837
It only made things worse.
347
00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:42,473
Gelatinous Sphere.
348
00:16:42,475 --> 00:16:45,175
Focused Locust.
349
00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:48,445
Temple of Yip.
350
00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:51,348
I'm sorry. Wolowitz
would never play that card.
351
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:56,252
All right,
Lesser Demon Turtle.
352
00:16:56,254 --> 00:16:59,155
Fairy God Monster, I win.
353
00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:02,659
Your desperate need
for friendship makes you weak.
354
00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:06,296
So, what are you
guys doing later?
355
00:17:06,298 --> 00:17:08,765
Stuart and I were thinking
of going out for a drink.
356
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:10,167
We're gonna try
to meet some girls.
357
00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:12,002
'Cause that's what we do.
358
00:17:13,738 --> 00:17:14,872
Watch out, ladies:
359
00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:19,343
a little coffee and cream
coming your way.
360
00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:23,981
In case you didn't follow that,
I'm the coffee.
361
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,750
Leonard?
362
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,519
Maybe you'd like to go
with them to meet girls.
363
00:17:29,521 --> 00:17:31,789
Why would I be interested?
I have Penny.
364
00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:34,592
Yeah, for now.
365
00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:37,828
But that woman has
a death wish, Leonard.
366
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:41,599
She talks to strangers;
she pets unfamiliar dogs;
367
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,000
and it is ridiculously easy
368
00:17:43,002 --> 00:17:46,570
to break
into her apartment.
369
00:17:46,572 --> 00:17:48,372
If I were you,
370
00:17:48,374 --> 00:17:49,573
I'd get a back-up.
371
00:17:49,575 --> 00:17:52,109
You can't just replace
someone you care about
372
00:17:52,111 --> 00:17:54,011
with some other random person.
373
00:17:54,013 --> 00:17:57,514
No, please don't ruin this
for me.
374
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:01,452
Do you remember
how upset I was
375
00:18:01,454 --> 00:18:04,154
when they replaced Edward Norton
as the Hulk?
376
00:18:04,156 --> 00:18:07,024
Yes, you walked around
for a week saying,
377
00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:10,027
"Sheldon unhappy
with casting choice."
378
00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:15,232
But, then Mark Ruffalo
was the Hulk in The Avengers,
379
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:16,933
and he was even better.
380
00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:17,934
What's your point?
381
00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:19,403
Call me a romantic.
382
00:18:19,405 --> 00:18:21,138
I like to think
383
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:24,975
that your Mark Ruffalo
is still out there somewhere.
384
00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:28,512
This is ridiculous.
Are we gonna play cards or not?
385
00:18:28,514 --> 00:18:30,781
I like Mark Ruffalo, too.
386
00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:34,317
Yeah, settle down there,
Fake Wolowitz.
387
00:18:34,319 --> 00:18:37,421
No one likes a kiss-up.
388
00:18:39,891 --> 00:18:43,060
So, I had to take Sheldon
to the dentist this morning.
389
00:18:43,062 --> 00:18:44,961
Really?
Yup.
390
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,697
I told him if he didn't
bite the hygienist,
391
00:18:46,699 --> 00:18:49,232
I'd take him for ice cream.
392
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:50,500
Mmm.
393
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:53,838
I didn't have to take him
for ice cream.
394
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,473
Uh-huh.
395
00:18:55,475 --> 00:18:56,641
You okay?
396
00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:57,842
You seem a little distracted.
397
00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:04,348
Look, there's something
I need to tell you.
398
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,615
Oh.
399
00:19:05,617 --> 00:19:06,683
Yeah, okay.
400
00:19:06,685 --> 00:19:08,519
I don't really know
how to say this.
401
00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:09,620
Just say it.
402
00:19:09,622 --> 00:19:12,322
Okay. Here goes.
403
00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:14,090
Mm-hmm.
404
00:19:20,398 --> 00:19:22,999
You slept with him?
405
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,668
I didn't know what else to do.
406
00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:27,037
He had those big, sad eyes.
407
00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:30,874
Oh, sure, you had no choice.
408
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,211
He looked at me like this.
409
00:19:38,816 --> 00:19:40,016
Well, if that's all it takes,
410
00:19:40,018 --> 00:19:41,484
it's a good thing
you don't have a dog.
411
00:19:44,622 --> 00:19:46,990
Don't worry.
412
00:19:46,992 --> 00:19:48,992
You'll have plenty of chances
to break up with him:
413
00:19:48,994 --> 00:19:50,661
Your wedding day,
your honeymoon,
414
00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:53,164
your 50th anniversary.
415
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,232
Look, it's fine.
416
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,933
We're not getting married, okay?
417
00:19:55,935 --> 00:20:00,171
We're keeping things,
you know, homeostasis.
418
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:05,376
It's so cute
when she tries.
419
00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:11,149
It's from Leonard.
420
00:20:11,151 --> 00:20:12,784
"Last night was amazing.
421
00:20:12,786 --> 00:20:13,918
"You're amazing.
422
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,721
I'm so lucky to have you
in my life."
423
00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:20,759
Please, stop it.
424
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,470
Hey, Bernie, guess what?
425
00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:29,739
I stood up to the other
astronauts like you said
426
00:20:29,741 --> 00:20:32,475
and I got to tell you,
last night was the first time
427
00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:34,577
in a week I got
a good night's sleep.
428
00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:44,620
Oh, Howie.
429
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,923
What's wrong?
You look upset.
430
00:20:46,925 --> 00:20:49,492
Nope, this is my proud face.
430
00:20:50,305 --> 00:21:50,426
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