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- Hey, can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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You've had this dart board since I've
known you, but I've never seen you play.
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Oh, uh, we played... once.
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I broke a window.
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- What window?
- That one over there.
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Leonard, where are
the Skee-Ball tickets?
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Skee-Ball tickets?
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Yeah, from when we went
to the arcade three years ago?
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I finally decided
what prize I want.
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Hurry up.
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Uh, if I still have them, they're
probably in the junk box.
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- Ooh, what are you gonna get?
- None of your business.
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But when you see me wearing
a flower in my lapel later,
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you are most welcome
to sniff it.
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Yup, oh... here you go.
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Oh, thank you.
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Here, get yourself an
eraser for your troubles.
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Oh.
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Oh-ho. I forgot about this.
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My aunt made it for me
when I started college.
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Aw, did she hate you?
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Why? Because I got an
ugly, itchy sweater,
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and my brother got a car?
No, I was her favorite.
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Yeah, I seem to be
a few tickets short.
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- Are there more in the box?
- Hmm, I think I got them all.
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Nope, they're not in there.
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Well, you barely looked.
Let me see.
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No, no, no, I-I looked, and...
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No more tickets.
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- Leonard, let me look in the box.
- Okay, okay!
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I'm gonna show you what's
in the box. But just...
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promise not to flip out.
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Why would I flip out?
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Is it a spider?
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It's a spider!
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No, if it was a spider,
Lenny would've flipped out.
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Okay, Sheldon, I know I was supposed
to return this DVD a long time ago,
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and I know we rented
it on your card.
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But it's been, like, seven years and
clearly nothing bad has happened.
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So in-in-in-instead of being a giant
pain in the ass like you always are,
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what if this one time you
just tried staying calm?
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That seems like a
reasonable request.
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Although so did, "Hey, Leonard,
would you mind returning that DVD?"
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I'm sorry.
I'll-Ill take care of it.
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Okay.
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I mean it, I'm going to.
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I believe you.
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And you're going to stay calm?
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I said I would.
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How about that?
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Sheldon's being reasonable.
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Yeah, it's freaking me out.
I'm gonna go.
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♪ Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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So...
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when you say you're not going
to freak out about the DVD,
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here's what that means.
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Don't fixate on it.
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Don't wake me up in the
middle of the night.
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Or nag me through the door
while I'm on the toilet.
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Okay, first, talking to you
while you're on the toilet
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isn't exactly a picnic
for me either, okay?
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Remember... when you can
hear me, I can hear you.
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And second...
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you completely disregard how uncomfortable
unresolved issues are for me.
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It's-it's like, a...
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an itch in my brain
I can't scratch.
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When I broke my arm I used to
stick a coat hanger down there.
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You ever try that? Maybe
go in through the ear?
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You wouldn't make jokes if you
could feel the way I feel.
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Well, I don't know
how to do that.
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How about this?
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I promise I won't pester
you about the DVD.
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You can defecate in peace.
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That's a win for both of us.
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But...
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until this matter is resolved,
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I would like you
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to wear this sweater.
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With nothing underneath it.
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That's stupid. Why?
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You say it's itchy
and uncomfortable.
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I say situations like this
make me feel the same way.
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I'm telling you, try the hanger.
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Put it on.
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Let's share the experience.
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You got it.
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If this sweater shuts you up,
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I'm gonna make a fortune selling
them to everyone we know.
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Now...
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all I need to do is head
down to the video store
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and return the DVD.
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Oh, did I forget to tell you?
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That store went out of
business years ago.
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Really?
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How those nipples
feeling, chief?
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Penny, can we please
get our drinks?
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Yeah, hang on, just give me sec.
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At work today, I did an
in vivo stereotaxic surgery.
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Cool. At my lab, I performed ten
laser capture micro-dissections.
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I scraped gum off the
bottom of that table.
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Only 'cause my manager
saw me put it there.
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Oh, my gosh.
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That's the girl that
broke Rajesh's heart.
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That's Lucy?
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I don't know why but I always
pictured her as Indian.
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I think that reason's
called racism.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Why? What are you gonna say?
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I'm not gonna say anything. I
just want to check her out.
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Because she hurt my friend.
My Indian friend.
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Who's racist now?
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You because you just called
him your "Indian friend."
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Yeah, well, you're short.
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We're never getting our drinks.
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No, but we knew that.
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Hey, can I start you off
with something to drink?
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Oh, water would be great.
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Okay.
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Um, you're Lucy, right?
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I'm a friend of Raj Koothrappali's.
Actually Amy recognized you.
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Wow.
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- How's he doing?
- Oh, you know, he's good.
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Great.
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Yeah, this is none
of my business. But...
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why did you break up
with him in an e-mail?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I guess I thought
it would be easier.
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Yeah, I get that. I'll
go get you your water.
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When you say "easier,"
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you mean easier for you, right? 'Cause it
certainly didn't make it easier for him.
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Any chance I can get a
different waitress?
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I-I'm sorry, this is rude of me.
I will go get that water.
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See, see, see, see.
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Just now you expressed
your feelings to my face.
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How come you could do that
with me, but not Raj?
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I don't know your e-mail.
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You know what the worst part is?
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You're sitting here, perfectly happy
and he's at home, a blubbering mess.
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Oh, I thought you said
he was okay.
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Well, I also said I was getting you water,
but look at me still standing here.
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You know, I may be a bad waitress,
but you are a bad person.
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Now,
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you want to hear the specials?
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Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE
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So, you can never take it off?
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- No.
- Not even to sleep?
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No.
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So, you're just an idiot?
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It's called proving a point.
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Is the point you're an idiot?
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Gentlemen, please.
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Leonard is trying to walk a
mile in my metaphorical shoes.
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He can't walk in my actual shoes.
He has the feet of a toddler.
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So, how are you gonna return the DVD
if the store went out of business?
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Monday morning I'll go downtown
look up the owner's information.
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And send him the DVD.
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Pay the late fee.
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And prove to Sheldon that you can have
a problem and solve it...
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...without acting like
a complete lunatic.
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Ah!
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And the man impersonating
a bear would like everyone
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to know that "Only you can
prevent forest fires."
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I don't get it.
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You didn't have
Smokey the Bear in India?
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No. Oh, is he anything like,
uh, Mun-Mun the Mongoose?
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He taught us not
to play with cobras.
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You had to be taught
not to play with cobras?
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You had to be taught not
to burn down the forest?
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Hey, if you guys were hungry, why didn't
you order something at the restaurant?
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We did, you never brought it.
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Oh, that's right.
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Nachos and a turkey club.
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Not even close.
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Well, I was too busy standing up for
my friend to worry about your...
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I want to say
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salmon.
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You want to say sorry.
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So, how are you gonna
tell Raj abut what you did?
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What do you mean "how"?
What's the big deal?
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You told Lucy he was
a pathetic mess.
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Then you made her cry and leave.
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Okay, you guys are overreacting.
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Raj is gonna appreciate
how I had his back.
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What is wrong with you, Penny?!
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You ruined any chance I had
of getting back with Lucy!
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Now she knows I'm a desperate mess
instead of just being pretty sure!
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It's Lucy.
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She wants to meet for coffee.
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I love you, Penny!
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Hey, what're you working on?
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I'm thinking about how
one could use the fact
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that a rapidly rotating mirror turns
virtual photons into real ones
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as a method of
observing dark energy.
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That's a pretty cool idea.
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Yeah. It's great you're here. I'd
love to get an engineer's opinion.
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Sure.
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This chair is squeaky.
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Now, do I fix it
or get a new one?
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Well, Sheldon, it
took me all morning,
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but I found the owner
of the video store.
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And I am happy to report that he
died peacefully in his sleep,
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drunk at the bottom of a pool.
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Anyway, there is no one
to return the DVD to,
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so this issue is resolved.
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Ah...
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And I'd just like
to point out that
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even though the sweater was uncomfortable,
I didn't use it as an excuse
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to antagonize
everyone around me.
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You know, you could reimburse the
video store owner's next of kin.
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Or it's resolved!
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Hey, that next of kin thing
sounds pretty good.
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I believe this is yours.
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Can I ask you guys a question?
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So, I'm seeing Lucy
tomorrow night,
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and I've never hung out with
someone who broke up with me.
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How do you do it?
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You can't let her know you're hurting.
You know, the key is confidence.
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Why is the key
always confidence?
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How come it's never love
handles and flop sweat?
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If this girl hurt you so much, are
you sure you want to see her again?
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Well, if I may...
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he has so little self-respect
and is so desperate
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for the smallest crumb of affection, she
could literally sleep with his own father
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in his own bed and post
the video to YouTube,
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and he'd still buy her flowers
and ask her to be his bride.
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He's right.
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But in my defense, if
we could survive that,
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we could survive anything.
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Well, if you're sure you want
to do this, it's only coffee...
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just relax and see what happens.
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Well, can I say she looks nice?
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Sure.
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Can I tell her I miss her?
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Maybe, if she asks.
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Oh, can I show her an
oil painting I made
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of us surrounded by our
children and grandchildren?
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I'd save that for
the second date.
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Good, good. 'Cause no
matter how hard I try,
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I cannot get the
twins to look alike.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just trying to find
the stupid next of kin
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to this stupid video store
owner so I can return the DVD
249
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and see the look
on Sheldon's stupid face
250
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when he sees that
I didn't let this get to me.
251
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Sheldon's not here. Why don't
you take the sweater off?
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Th-Th-There's a
principle at stake!
253
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- Which is?
- Oh, I don't know.
254
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Who cares? Look at me!
255
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Oh, my God! Is that
sweater made of bees?
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Come on, take it off.
I won't tell.
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No, no, honey, if I take
it off, Sheldon wins.
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Sweetie...
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every night you don't kill
him in his sleep, he wins.
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Nah, I-it's... it's almost done.
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I just, I have to find... the
next of kin, and send 'em the DVD
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and then just wait for someone
with my complexion to die
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so I can get a skin graft.
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Smile.
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What-what is that?
What is that for?
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So you can send it to Princeton
and get your money back.
267
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I must say, Sheldon,
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you're handling this DVD business with
an impressive amount of maturity.
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I don't know why that surprises you.
I'm a grown man.
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As should be evident by this sport
coat and very real flower in my lapel.
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Is there some kind of new coping
mechanism you're employing?
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The more interesting question
you should be asking is,
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"What does this
flower smell like?"
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I'm gonna go with sad.
275
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So what's the story
with you and this DVD?
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There's nothing to tell.
277
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Maybe I purchased a book entitled,
Don't Sweat the Small Stuff
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and I followed its wise
suggestions, one of which was:
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stop and smell the flowers.
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- Seriously?
- Please.
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Ha-ha!
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Oh.
283
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- Hi.
- Hello.
284
00:15:02,823 --> 00:15:05,404
- Oh, it's so good to see you.
- You, too.
285
00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:06,719
Please, sit.
286
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,009
I, uh, I got you a cappuccino. I
remembered it was your favorite.
287
00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:11,511
- Oh.
- I also got crumb cake,
288
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,925
but I remembered it was
my favorite and I ate it.
289
00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:18,356
Anyway, uh, how are you?
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I'm pretty good.
291
00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:24,210
Listen, I just wanted to apologize for
breaking up with you in an e-mail.
292
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,956
Well, and I ate all the crumb cake.
We both made mistakes.
293
00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:29,530
Okay.
294
00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:33,940
I'm so happy you asked me here, and I
hope we can hang out again sometime.
295
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You know, as friends,
lovemaking partners, whatever.
296
00:15:39,019 --> 00:15:40,786
Oh, uh...
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00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:43,595
I'm kind of seeing someone.
298
00:15:45,386 --> 00:15:49,703
I think I know the answer to this, but
just to be clear, it's not me, right?
299
00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:53,221
This is all your fault!
300
00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:55,550
I should've
listened to Mun-Mun
301
00:15:55,572 --> 00:15:58,730
because I've been playing with
a cobra and her name is Penny!
302
00:15:59,923 --> 00:16:02,292
Why are you so cruel?
Do you enjoy my pain?
303
00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:04,390
There's a girl at the Cheesecake
Factory I can set you up with.
304
00:16:04,408 --> 00:16:06,815
I love you, Penny!
305
00:16:09,964 --> 00:16:12,537
How is it I can
conceptualize a methodology
306
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,773
of examining dark
matter in the universe
307
00:16:14,798 --> 00:16:17,818
but can't figure out how to
fix a novelty squirt flower?
308
00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:20,633
I think the real question is,
309
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:24,221
why do you waste your time
with cheap, childish pranks?
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00:16:24,452 --> 00:16:26,290
There's probably a deep reason.
311
00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:30,709
Which I'd be happy to discuss with you
over some peanut brittle in a can.
312
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,643
Okay, Sheldon, I
am out of options!
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00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:37,618
Video store owner,
Nursis Manookian,
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has no next of kin!
315
00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:42,228
Well, you seem hot
under the collar...
316
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,912
or is that the sweater?
317
00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:47,595
Oh, oh, no, no. I-It's because
I spent all afternoon
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00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:50,295
at the Armenian church where
his funeral mass was held.
319
00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:53,470
According to Father
Solakian, no one attended.
320
00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:55,520
Luckily, my trip
wasn't a complete waste.
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00:16:55,539 --> 00:16:56,942
I lit a candle and
prayed for your death.
322
00:16:56,963 --> 00:16:59,652
But I'm not Armenian, so
it probably won't work!
323
00:17:01,857 --> 00:17:03,689
This is over, right?
324
00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:05,630
Oh, not necessarily.
325
00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:12,138
I suggest you look for long-lost
relatives either in Armenia or Lebanon.
326
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:15,992
Listen to me, Sheldon.
327
00:17:16,045 --> 00:17:21,588
I am not going to Lebanon to return
Super Mario Bros. The movie!
328
00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:25,508
You know, it might be fun.
329
00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,132
You love hummus.
330
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,791
Why isn't this bothering you?
331
00:17:30,822 --> 00:17:33,083
I-Isn't your brain
getting itchy?
332
00:17:33,465 --> 00:17:35,398
This is on your card.
333
00:17:35,448 --> 00:17:40,810
This could be ruining your credit score!
Why isn't this making you crazy?
334
00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:43,816
Leonard...
335
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,530
I have something to tell you,
336
00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:50,398
but I want you to promise
not to flip out.
337
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:51,985
What?
338
00:17:53,659 --> 00:17:55,265
Seven years ago,
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00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:59,011
I found out the DVD was
late and I paid for it.
340
00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:08,440
What?
341
00:18:09,394 --> 00:18:14,168
I was going to mention it at the
time, but then I thought, some day,
342
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,051
this might be a
teachable moment.
343
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,850
Hah...
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00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:43,516
I... You... How can...
345
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,292
What?!
346
00:18:50,264 --> 00:18:51,720
Sheldon...
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00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:53,602
that was diabolical.
348
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,887
I know.
349
00:18:57,226 --> 00:18:58,537
And it wasn't easy.
350
00:18:58,562 --> 00:19:01,604
Do you have any idea what
it's like to wait for years
351
00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:05,019
and never know if you're going
to finally get satisfaction?
352
00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:13,576
Wow.
353
00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:15,772
You're even prettier
than Penny said.
354
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,464
I can't believe a girl like
you doesn't have a boyfriend.
355
00:19:18,479 --> 00:19:19,292
Well, I don't.
356
00:19:19,311 --> 00:19:21,323
I don't believe you,
you're lying to me!
357
00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:24,827
- What?
- Oh, it's okay.
358
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:26,807
I have no morals and
I'm desperately lonely.
359
00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:30,353
I'll be the other man if you want a
little something-something on the side.
360
00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:32,724
What is wrong with you?!
361
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:34,347
What is wrong with you?!
362
00:19:34,453 --> 00:19:36,706
What is wrong with you?!
363
00:19:37,305 --> 00:20:37,887
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