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今天也要朝向學姊所在的方位禱告

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學姊是我的神

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如果學姊說烏鴉是白色
那就是白色

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說月亮是四角形 那就是四角形

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而太陽會東沉

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章魚燒沒放章魚也是章魚燒

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然後 如果學姊叫我當狗

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我當然甘願當狗

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我就知道

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非常適合妳

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學…學姊

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哎呀 狗狗不會講人話

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只能回答

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"汪"

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[想要成為一個 Bad Girl!]
[わなびーあばっどがーる!]

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[快注意到我吧 My Love!]
[きがついてよまいらぶ!]

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[看向我這邊吧 My Girl!]
[こっちむいてまいがーる!]

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[這滿溢而出的 My Love!]
[あふれるこのまいらぶ!]

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[無論是內心還是外表都要徹底改變般]
[心も見た目も変わっちゃうくらい]

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[喜歡喜歡]
[好き好き]

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[這簡直如同洗腦]
[これなんて洗脳]

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[這份心意大概已完全失控暴走]
[想いが大体大暴走しちゃって]

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[混亂不堪!]
[Confuse!]

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[但我依然想成為]
[だけどなりたいの]

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[沒錯，只屬於妳的]
[そう、あなただけの]

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[好孩子 壞孩子 還是特別的孩子!]
[良い子 ワルい子 トクベツな子!]

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《Bad Girl 不良少女》
[GO!GO!GO!GO!戀愛已然暴走!]
[GO!GO!GO!GO!恋は暴走!]

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《Bad Girl 不良少女》
[GO!GO!GO!GO!早已迷失方向!]
[GO!GO!GO!GO!もはや迷走!]

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[自從出生以來]
[生まれてこの方]

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[品行端正的那個孩子竟突然!?]
[品行方正だったあの子が突然!?]

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[這絕對是戀愛了 大事不妙!]
[それはきっと恋です 大変!]

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[嘗試染髮穿衣風格也煥然一新]
[髪染めてみたり服の趣味も変わり]

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[嶄新的我就此誕生!?]
[新しい私の爆誕!?]

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[故作姿態 全力以赴 理想型]
[気取って 気負って 理想系]

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[別說「看清現實」 這種話]
[「現実見な」って 言わないで]

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[愛是盲目的]
[Love is blind]

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[即使深呼吸也無法平息]
[深呼吸しても止まらない]

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[這悸動不已的內心 被誘惑著迷失方向中]
[高鳴る胸に そそのかされ迷走中]

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[雖然已經是盡力在模仿著了]
[見よう見まねの精一杯だけど]

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[但滿懷愛意]
[愛をこめて]

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[因為一切都已經改變]
[なぜならすべてが変わっちゃったの]

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[喜歡喜歡]
[好き好き]

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[自從相遇那刻起]
[出会ったが最後]

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[彷彿就要無法自持]
[どうにかなっちゃいそうな]

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[這份心跳只為妳]
[鼓動はFor you]

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[強烈到足以忘卻 至今為止的一切]
[今までのこと 忘れちゃうくらいの]

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[這怦然心動讓整個我都為之震撼]
[ドキドキに全私が震撼]

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[喜歡到無法理解的程度喜歡喜歡]
[分かんないくらい好き好き]

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[現在幾點幾分?]
[今何時何分?]

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[二十四小時都在想個不停 混亂不堪!]
[四六時中考えすぎちゃってConfuse!]

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[但我依然想知道 在妳眼中的我]
[だけど知りたいの 私あなたの]

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[是好孩子?壞孩子?還是特別的孩子?]
[良い子?ワルい子?トクベツな子?]

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[GO!GO!GO!GO!戀愛已然暴走!]
[GO!GO!GO!GO!恋は暴走!]

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[GO!GO!GO!GO!讓心意傳達吧!]
[GO!GO!GO!GO!届け想いよ!]

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(天生色情恐怖分子)

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光是幻想學姊就讓我喘喘了

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(喘喘 驚訝或心動時不禁倒抽氣)
(例句 幻聽到學姊的聲音就喘喘了)
光是幻想學姊就讓我喘喘了

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但是感激不盡

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小優 我進來囉

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小涼

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順便說一下

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小涼家就在我家隔壁

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我們從出生到現在形影不離

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還會照三餐往返彼此的家

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妳覺得這個怎麼樣

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(扭扭捏捏)
為了當孤高的惡棍

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我想扮演成一隻狗…一隻狼

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絕對不是聽了學姊的話才這麼做

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喂 您好 請問是衛生所嗎

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不要驅除我

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被小涼批評得好慘

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小涼說…

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完全不行

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還是多看點動物影片學學吧

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她這麼說

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看這個吧

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(跟狗狗玩 女學生…)

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腦海不由自主浮現出銀河

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這也是成為獨當一面的壞蛋
必經的考驗

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畢竟是小涼推薦的

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我要看到最後才行

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(抖…)

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(隔天)

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優 早安

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涼風同學 早安

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講話幹嘛畢恭畢敬的

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不 沒想到會把人類

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當成狗一樣對待…

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不愧是涼同學

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(天生色情恐怖分子)
是天生色情恐怖分子

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啥

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涼風同學果然…

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把人當狗玩

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真是耐人尋味

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沒錯

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我的目的只是耍壞

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不能淪落成一隻狗

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絕對不是因為我會害羞…

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學姊

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小優 早啊

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學…學姊早安

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今天沒有跟涼風同學一起走嗎

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對

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好

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先把色風色小姐的教導
拋到腦後

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不當狗

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而是要展現我的孤狼的一面

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因為…我不喜歡群體生活

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是嗎 有點令人意外

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咦

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她沒有感受到嗎

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我記得 狼的特徵是…

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我還有肉食性的一面

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而且我最擅長迅速移動

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原來如此

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聽起來好像雨傘旗魚

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(旗魚科旗魚屬的一種魚類)
聽起來好像雨傘旗魚

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(旗魚科旗魚屬的一種魚類)
雨傘?

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行不通

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完全沒有打動她的心

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照這樣下去

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只是拳頭打在棉花上 對牛彈琴

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那只好遵從色風小姐的教誨

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學…學姊

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怎麼啦

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主人

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能不能多多陪優玩 汪

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開玩笑的啦

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咦 學姊

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怎麼了

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好啊 小優 來玩個夠吧

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咦

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我該不會要跟學姊去宇宙旅行了吧

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對…對不起

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原來如此

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想先跟我玩你追我跑嗎

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看我的

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等等我 我不會輸唷

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輸給誰

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別看我這樣 我很擅長這個

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學姊很擅長宇宙旅行嗎

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我…我還沒做好心理準備

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不用擔心…

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那邊那位同學

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有事嗎

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有沒有看到一隻有雙大萌眼

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讓人很想摸摸的嬌小孩子

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誰啊 狗嗎

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對 是狗…

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不對 是人類

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她剛剛差點承認是狗吧

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已經沒事了

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非常謝謝妳

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找到小優了

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居然躲起來 是一隻壞狗狗呢

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不是那樣…

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不對唷 NG 小優

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狗狗不會講人話

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只能回答"汪"

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有既視感

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原來不是在玩假扮狗狗遊戲嗎

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不是 非常抱歉

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這樣啊 真可惜

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那個 學姊

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妳會想要嗎

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就是…想玩狗狗Play之類的…

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色色的那種

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是啊 當然想

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那…那妳會想怎麼玩

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我想想

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想帶出門散步

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然後摸遍全身上下

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一起泡澡

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那…那個

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我是孤獨一匹狼 那種事…

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開玩笑的

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因為妳的反應太可愛了

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忍不住想逗妳

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什麼嘛 我還以為…

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是不是嚇到了

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太好了

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可不可以讓我拍張照

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戴狗狗耳朵的照片

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其實我還帶在身上

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要拍照嗎

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為什麼突然要拍照

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別問了嘛

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(鳥學姊 涼風同學 快看)

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是那個變態鳥女人

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(已儲存)

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《Bad Girl 不良少女》

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(秘密集會)
我之所以來這間幼稚園

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當然不是為了當幼稚園生

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照理說我根本沒時間陪小朋友玩耍

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但這是個好機會

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可以向學姊展現
我這充滿邪惡魅力的風範

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一個小時後…

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所有的園生都會臣服於我

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把我當作主人膜拜了吧

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好痛…

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別拉我的頭髮

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早知道會這樣就別來了

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妳會去學生會舉辦的
幼稚園探訪活動嗎

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我這種天生壞蛋怎麼會去顧小孩…

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聽說學姊也會去

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我去

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小優

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小優 妳還好嗎

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我來這裡是對的

211
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有哪裡會痛嗎

212
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妳的手指受傷了

213
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沒事的

214
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這種小傷舔一舔就會好了

215
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是這樣嗎

216
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就是這樣

217
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像這樣舔嗎

218
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小優 我什麼都還沒做呢

219
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冷靜下來了嗎

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嗯

221
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話說回來 真令人懷念

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其實我以前是讀這間幼稚園

223
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原來學姊也有年幼時期嗎

224
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當然有

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說得也是

226
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在馬廄出生

227
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走了七步路就說了一句

228
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"天上天下唯我獨尊"

229
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肯定是這樣的年幼時期

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我又不是神佛那一類的

231
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只是普通的一般人

232
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跟一般人一樣讀書玩耍

233
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原來如此 徹底融入了人界

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先忘了神佛的設定好嗎

235
00:10:31,153 --> 00:10:32,409
不過呢

236
00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:34,935
想玩躲貓貓卻總是玩不成

237
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所以我總是在旁邊看

238
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姊姊大人

239
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是誰

240
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(小毬瑪莉亞)
是瑪莉亞

241
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:45,086
要不要去那邊跟大家玩躲貓貓

242
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好啊

243
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,506
大家一起玩吧

244
00:10:50,844 --> 00:10:52,301
那我也去

245
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:56,148
休想靠近亞鳥大人

246
00:10:56,149 --> 00:10:57,765
妳個○○○○○

247
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呃

248
00:11:01,852 --> 00:11:04,188
沒有啦 騙妳的

249
00:11:05,276 --> 00:11:08,652
大姊姊也一起牽手手過去吧

250
00:11:10,978 --> 00:11:12,822
她存心要傷害我

251
00:11:13,677 --> 00:11:16,284
你們到底是什麼人

252
00:11:17,581 --> 00:11:19,246
既然穿幫了 那就不裝了

253
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我們是

254
00:11:21,329 --> 00:11:23,614
從旁守護亞鳥大人的後援會

255
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簡稱ADC

256
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"最喜歡亞鳥大人後援會"

257
00:11:30,244 --> 00:11:32,634
啥 什麼時候成立的

258
00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:35,181
今天 就在10分鐘前

259
00:11:35,182 --> 00:11:36,428
不就剛剛嗎

260
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,987
會員是幼稚園內所有女生
教師也不例外

261
00:11:39,988 --> 00:11:41,309
太狂了

262
00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:44,388
那同為最喜歡亞鳥大人的粉絲

263
00:11:44,389 --> 00:11:46,192
我們就是好夥伴囉

264
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給我閉嘴

265
00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:50,526
妳跟亞鳥大人靠太近了

266
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所以我要和妳對決

267
00:11:54,354 --> 00:11:56,288
對決?

268
00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:59,105
如果你玩躲貓貓輸給我們

269
00:11:59,106 --> 00:12:03,556
以後請跟亞鳥大人保持
89光年以上的距離

270
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(英仙座的恆星2等星)
大陵五

271
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順便問一下 那如果我贏了呢

272
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到時候

273
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就允許妳靠近
亞鳥大人35光年的範圍內

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(獅子座β星的恆星 2等星)
五帝座一

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結果我答應了對決

276
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話說回來
學姊說玩躲貓貓根本玩不了

277
00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:27,313
那是什麼意思

278
00:12:32,057 --> 00:12:33,673
出現氣場了

279
00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:36,781
只有那個遊樂設施附近變成聖地

280
00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:39,825
學姊 找到妳了

281
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好羨慕

282
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,360
不對 你們根本沒有要藏的意思吧

283
00:12:45,361 --> 00:12:48,501
是啊 妳說的對極了

284
00:12:48,925 --> 00:12:49,726
但是

285
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,976
我們就是擋不住眼前的誘惑

286
00:12:52,977 --> 00:12:55,498
至於為什麼呢 沒錯

287
00:12:55,499 --> 00:12:56,757
因為我們是小朋友

288
00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:57,844
這些傢伙

289
00:12:59,871 --> 00:13:01,969
原來是這個意思

290
00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:03,892
這就是為什麼我那麼說

291
00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:08,646
只要我當鬼
大家就會莫名跑出來給我抓

292
00:13:10,305 --> 00:13:13,776
難怪妳上次玩鬼抓人那麼開心

293
00:13:17,022 --> 00:13:18,740
請等一下

294
00:13:23,999 --> 00:13:28,454
姊姊大人 繼續玩躲貓貓吧

295
00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,584
這次我們會好好躲起來

296
00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:34,463
那就開始吧

297
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,257
別跑

298
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,367
找到了

299
00:13:43,454 --> 00:13:45,734
給晚輩一點面子啦

300
00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:48,145
要懂得敬老尊賢

301
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,745
不知不覺玩了好久

302
00:13:53,746 --> 00:13:56,194
這還是我第一次玩得這麼享受

303
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,696
太好了

304
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,821
我說不出口

305
00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:06,044
我用學姊的偷拍照賄賂大家幫忙

306
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,165
小優

307
00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:09,957
這都是小優的功勞

308
00:14:10,597 --> 00:14:13,528
下次給妳特別的謝禮

309
00:14:13,529 --> 00:14:14,963
好好期待吧

310
00:14:16,684 --> 00:14:19,259
水鳥同學 過來一下

311
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來了

312
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,949
妳那是什麼傻笑臉

313
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,191
瑪莉亞

314
00:14:26,192 --> 00:14:27,192
不過…

315
00:14:27,193 --> 00:14:32,063
凡事都以亞鳥大人的幸福為優先
令人敬佩

316
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:33,959
不愧是跟蹤狂

317
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,459
我不是跟蹤狂

318
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,610
跟蹤狂都會否認好嗎

319
00:14:38,202 --> 00:14:41,464
為了讚賞妳這個天賦異稟的跟蹤狂

320
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,899
我不是跟蹤狂

321
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,077
就讓妳

322
00:14:44,078 --> 00:14:47,716
(顧問)
當ADC的名譽顧問吧

323
00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:48,914
好羞恥

324
00:14:54,072 --> 00:14:56,729
《Bad Girl 不良少女》

325
00:14:57,742 --> 00:14:59,841
(請告訴我吧)
發生了這樣的事情

326
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,504
誠惶誠恐

327
00:15:02,505 --> 00:15:07,018
沒想到我這種塵埃
居然能承蒙學姊賜予謝禮

328
00:15:07,019 --> 00:15:08,307
也太卑微了吧

329
00:15:08,719 --> 00:15:10,180
妳說什麼

330
00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:12,337
照理說本來連說上話的機會都…

331
00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:14,230
暫停 有人打給我

332
00:15:15,157 --> 00:15:16,232
喂

333
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,591
哈囉 是涼風同學嗎

334
00:15:18,592 --> 00:15:20,528
有事嗎 鳥學姊

335
00:15:21,109 --> 00:15:22,747
我很忙 先掛電話了

336
00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:24,324
等一下 先不要掛電話

337
00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:25,868
我是真的有事找妳

338
00:15:25,869 --> 00:15:27,760
反正八成又是雞毛蒜皮的小事吧

339
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,912
哪有 今天是…

340
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:36,232
小涼怎麼知道學姊的聯絡方式

341
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,887
不…不是啦

342
00:15:38,888 --> 00:15:41,674
是她在那個時候擅自…

343
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,549
妳果然是偷腥貓

344
00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:48,801
不 只用貓來形容還不夠

345
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:51,965
妳不是貓 而是老虎

346
00:15:51,966 --> 00:15:53,998
(偷腥虎)
妳這個偷腥虎

347
00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:55,229
偷腥虎

348
00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:57,516
我知道了啦

349
00:15:57,517 --> 00:16:00,182
告訴妳學姊的聯絡方式就是了

350
00:16:00,183 --> 00:16:01,580
不…不可以啦

351
00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:02,935
告訴我之前

352
00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:04,674
應該要先徵得學姊的同意才行

353
00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:05,531
是沒錯

354
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:09,842
不然學姊會發現
我想知道她的聯絡方式

355
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,995
麻煩死了

356
00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:14,874
所以妳不需要囉

357
00:16:18,174 --> 00:16:19,174
需不要

358
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,175
到底是要不要

359
00:16:21,409 --> 00:16:22,889
說起來 小涼妳根本不懂

360
00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:26,344
"問聯絡方式"這個儀式有多麼重要

361
00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:31,140
不是我自豪 我這個人沒半個朋友

362
00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:32,809
還真的不該自豪

363
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:36,041
對我來說 要問別人的聯絡方式

364
00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:38,744
- 就像去講究麵條和湯頭的拉麵店
- 歡迎光臨

365
00:16:38,745 --> 00:16:40,040
(炒飯)
只點一盤炒飯一樣困難

366
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,570
只點一盤炒飯一樣困難

367
00:16:41,571 --> 00:16:42,571
好微妙

368
00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:45,655
再加上 對象是學姊的話

369
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,408
真漂亮

370
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,428
這個

371
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,869
(請告訴我妳的聯絡方式)

372
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:56,790
大概是這麼困難

373
00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:58,709
妳直接跟她求婚算了

374
00:16:59,135 --> 00:17:02,042
- 話說妳應該問過其他朋友吧
- 不可以看

375
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,390
(小涼)
(ADC最喜歡亞鳥大人後援會)
(涼風姊)
(優谷優家族會議 媽媽 爸爸)

376
00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:05,029
優…

377
00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,542
才…才不是那樣

378
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:09,104
我也會收到家人以外的通知啊

379
00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:12,201
還會很貼心地定期告訴我優惠情報

380
00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:13,557
是官方帳號

381
00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:16,252
要講的話 妳還不是一樣

382
00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:18,354
跟我都是沒朋友好兄弟

383
00:17:19,725 --> 00:17:21,690
反正我只要有妳就…

384
00:17:22,763 --> 00:17:23,763
不對

385
00:17:24,356 --> 00:17:25,356
小涼

386
00:17:25,357 --> 00:17:28,054
妳根本是最愛優谷小淑女嘛

387
00:17:28,055 --> 00:17:30,783
不能講出來 她絕對會得意忘形

388
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:34,358
我要忙著照顧妳這個小孩

389
00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:35,872
小孩?

390
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,368
就先當作是這樣好了

391
00:17:38,369 --> 00:17:39,500
一點都不好

392
00:17:39,913 --> 00:17:41,335
妳到底想怎麼做

393
00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:43,045
這個…

394
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,537
可以的話希望別被學姊發現

395
00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:48,092
若無其事…

396
00:17:48,093 --> 00:17:49,533
壞壞地問個清楚

397
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,971
壞壞地問聯絡方式是要用哪招

398
00:17:54,453 --> 00:17:55,274
箭書?

399
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,435
妳對壞壞到底有什麼誤解

400
00:17:59,094 --> 00:18:00,445
還說那種話

401
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,314
不然妳也提一個方案嘛

402
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,315
方案?

403
00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:05,693
這個嘛…

404
00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:08,837
- 假裝做問卷調查 趁機拿到手
- 請多多幫忙

405
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:09,823
(請於下方網站確認問卷結果)
請多多幫忙

406
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:10,513
(請於下方網站確認問卷結果)
詐欺

407
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,173
- 或是故意撞傷自己
- 我手臂斷了

408
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:15,173
- 跟她要和解費跟聯絡方式
- 我手臂斷了

409
00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:16,496
恐嚇

410
00:18:16,784 --> 00:18:17,784
還有…

411
00:18:17,785 --> 00:18:20,166
小涼 拜託妳改過自新

412
00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:21,698
為什麼

413
00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:22,699
真是的

414
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,506
怎麼總是想到那種恐怖的方式

415
00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,298
(天生惡棍)
妳這個天生惡棍

416
00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:31,794
哪有 這種想法很普通吧

417
00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:32,795
說來說去

418
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:34,438
不想被發現
又要若無其事並壞壞地問

419
00:18:34,439 --> 00:18:37,198
這個大前提太牽強了
不能從正面進攻

420
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:41,139
既然要做平常做不到的事
就得背負一定程度的風險吧

421
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:43,631
沒事啦
又不是要去取走別人的命

422
00:18:43,632 --> 00:18:44,835
也不是要去搶錢

423
00:18:44,836 --> 00:18:46,508
只是稍微惡作劇一下罷了

424
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:48,394
就算露餡了
說一聲"其實是整人遊戲"

425
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,787
她搞不好會很開心
這麼想的話 別說是風險了

426
00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:50,488
根本只有好處吧

427
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:53,199
我知道了 我全都試試看

428
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,534
真好說服

429
00:18:58,670 --> 00:18:59,789
妳看 她來了

430
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:05,298
這三天我反覆練習

431
00:19:05,299 --> 00:19:07,088
做好了萬全準備

432
00:19:08,196 --> 00:19:11,550
現在正是展現練習成果的時候

433
00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:15,575
優

434
00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:19,274
咦 小優 妳在做什麼

435
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:20,476
被發現了

436
00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:23,857
呃…我想用箭射學姊

437
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,044
別說出來啊

438
00:19:25,045 --> 00:19:26,045
這樣啊

439
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,095
那這個距離應該一發就中吧

440
00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:30,694
來 射吧

441
00:19:32,027 --> 00:19:33,155
被我吞掉了

442
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:35,322
到底是什麼狀況

443
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:36,486
好吃嗎

444
00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:38,423
好吃 是一種會讓人上癮的味道

445
00:19:38,424 --> 00:19:39,544
少騙人

446
00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:43,320
但是吞掉了就沒辦法射中我了

447
00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:46,502
這…還有別的…

448
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,412
我還想故意撞學姊 敲詐妳

449
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:51,232
這樣啊

450
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,134
幹嘛全部說出來

451
00:19:53,974 --> 00:19:54,844
來

452
00:19:55,216 --> 00:19:57,138
那妳盡情撞吧

453
00:19:57,139 --> 00:19:59,891
不要聽到什麼都全盤接受啊

454
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,353
那我就…

455
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:05,702
咚

456
00:20:06,263 --> 00:20:07,481
開玩笑的

457
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:08,522
好啊

458
00:20:08,523 --> 00:20:09,608
我抱

459
00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:14,136
致父親 母親

460
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,408
你們近來可好

461
00:20:16,409 --> 00:20:19,092
優谷優現在在天國

462
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:22,080
我在天國過得非常舒適

463
00:20:22,081 --> 00:20:23,279
不對

464
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,734
被撞了以後

465
00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:27,109
順勢要求和解金跟聯絡方式…

466
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:29,056
要付多少才夠

467
00:20:29,057 --> 00:20:30,057
小優

468
00:20:31,018 --> 00:20:32,422
(10分鐘後)

469
00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:35,509
所有方法都失敗了

470
00:20:36,848 --> 00:20:39,328
話說回來 我也有事找妳

471
00:20:39,329 --> 00:20:41,945
是 請問怎麼了

472
00:20:41,946 --> 00:20:45,102
我上次不是說
要給妳特別的謝禮嗎

473
00:20:45,849 --> 00:20:46,943
對

474
00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:50,393
我想了很久 還是想不到適合的

475
00:20:50,394 --> 00:20:54,486
先把項圈跟狗狗耳朵全種類買齊了

476
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:57,234
但這樣應該不夠吧

477
00:20:57,235 --> 00:20:58,366
變多了

478
00:20:59,035 --> 00:21:00,035
所以呢

479
00:21:00,334 --> 00:21:02,411
我想直接問妳

480
00:21:03,922 --> 00:21:06,362
妳希望我做什麼

481
00:21:06,363 --> 00:21:07,979
我什麼都能為妳做

482
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:09,710
什麼都可以嗎

483
00:21:12,865 --> 00:21:14,923
那…

484
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:19,748
請告訴我學姊的聯絡方式

485
00:21:19,749 --> 00:21:21,446
消失去哪了

486
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,767
妳對壞壞的驕傲 蕩然無存嗎

487
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:32,074
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488
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,461
[震撼你吧!!]
[Rock you!!]

489
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,796
[不清楚"不良"的定義]
[ワルイの定義はしらない]

490
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,382
[首先連普通的基準也搞不懂]
[まずフツウの基準もわかんない]

491
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,260
[活了這麼多年持續下來的事情]
[何年も生きて続いたことって]

492
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,304
[大概也就只有呼吸了]
[呼吸ぐらいしかないもんで]

493
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,181
[真不好意思哈]
[すんません]

494
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,140
[(哈秋…)]
[(コヒュっ…)]

495
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,725
[(真是的，妳振作一點啊)]
[(もう、しっかりしなよ)]

496
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,061
[愛可不是靠計算能解開的]
[愛は計算じゃ解けない]

497
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,856
[明明"可愛"才有正確答案]
[カワイイは正解があるのに]

498
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,609
[想要用玻璃鞋踏碎]
[平穏な日々をガラスの靴で]

499
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,111
[平穩日常般的驚人衝擊]
[踏み潰すようなびっくりが欲しい]

500
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,362
[(喂)給我瞪大眼睛看]
[(おい)睨みつけろ]

501
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,655
[(喂)擺出一副懶散樣]
[(おい)ダルそうにしろ]

502
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,200
[(喂)把手插進口袋裡]
[(おい)ポケットには手を突っ込んで]

503
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,493
[(喂)無理難題]
[(おい)無理難題]

504
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,744
[(喂)也想要跨越過去]
[(おい)超えていきたい]

505
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,163
[(喂)無法預測]
[(おい)予測不可能]

506
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,665
[用Bad Style打招呼嘿喲man?]
[Bad Styleでへいよーめーん?]

507
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,126
[「好想讓妳再多看著我啊」]
[「もっとあたしをみてほしいの」]

508
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,545
[BAD BAD BAD SURPRISE]

509
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,590
[用滿滿的愛意讓妳困擾]
[めいっぱいの愛で困らせて]

510
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,634
[BUD BUD BUD I LLOVE YOU]

511
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,136
[在意嗎? 給我在意啊! 快注意到啊]
[気になる? 気になれ! 気付いてよ]

512
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,680
[Ha BAD BAD BAD SURPRISE]

513
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,642
[稍微有點問題才正是魅力所在]
[ちょっと問題があるぐらいが魅力]

514
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:32,643
[再來一次機會!]
[わんもあチャンス!]

515
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:33,644
[沒有機會了!?]
[のーもあチャンス!?]

516
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:36,647
[想要全心全意地 去期待啊]
[期待したいの 全身全霊]

517
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,065
[自由自在地BAD GIRL]
[自由にBAD GIRL]

518
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,274
[裝模作樣又調皮]
[気取ってやんちゃ]

519
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:42,069
[出Bug了笑了歐拉歐拉歐拉歐拉]
[バグって笑ってオラオラオラオラ]

520
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,070
[一團糟的BAD GIRL]
[グダってBAD GIRL]

521
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,154
[病態又笨蛋]
[病んじゃってバカ]

522
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,156
[可別小瞧我喔]
[舐めんじゃないですよ]

523
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,908
[鋒芒畢露吧!]
[尖ってけ!]

524
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,915
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525
00:22:55,653 --> 00:22:58,485
(瑠蘿想被捧上天)
瑠蘿想被捧上天

526
00:22:59,397 --> 00:23:01,796
瑠璃葉瑠蘿是一位直播主

527
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,691
可惡

528
00:23:02,692 --> 00:23:04,088
而且…

529
00:23:04,089 --> 00:23:05,790
說到瑠璃葉瑠蘿

530
00:23:05,791 --> 00:23:07,738
她的黑粉很多

531
00:23:07,739 --> 00:23:09,180
沒差啦

532
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:12,132
反正瑠瑠有五萬名粉絲

533
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,133
但是…

534
00:23:13,551 --> 00:23:16,240
說我只有臉蛋可取 太過分了

535
00:23:16,241 --> 00:23:20,374
但如果瑠瑠沒有這張臉蛋
我還剩下什麼

536
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:21,825
你們快看

537
00:23:21,826 --> 00:23:24,053
可愛的瑠瑠都在哭了

538
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,054
快安慰…

539
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:26,778
(身體 上半身)
(想不到 但我支持妳)

540
00:23:27,638 --> 00:23:28,638
但是…

541
00:23:28,854 --> 00:23:30,227
氣死我了

542
00:23:30,228 --> 00:23:32,750
- 笨蛋…
- 不知為何她每次跟黑粉吵起來

543
00:23:32,751 --> 00:23:34,938
- 笨蛋…
- 粉絲反而會變多

544
00:23:34,939 --> 00:23:39,892
(Kaduho 繪製)

544
00:23:40,305 --> 00:24:40,488
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