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I'm glad to see
you made it safely.
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How's your hotel?
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It's not the best Best Western
I've been to,
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but I'd say it's...
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the third best Best Western
I've been to.
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I know how you feel.
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The Best Buy by my house
is only the third best Best Buy.
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They have
the best buys,
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but having the best buys
isn't the only thing
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that makes a Best Buy
the best Best Buy.
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What makes a best Best Buy
the best Best Buy?
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Mm, that's a great question.
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I like when they're
next to a Chipotle.
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Okay, well, I should unpack.
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All right.
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Enjoy the neurobiology
conference.
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I will.
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I... wish you were here.
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At a neurobiology conference?
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What a mean thing to say.
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Okay, I'm glad you're not here?
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Aw, you always know
just what to say
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after I tell you what to say.
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Good-bye, Sheldon.
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Bye.
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Oh! Good news, gentlemen.
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Amy's at a conference
this weekend,
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which means I'm available
to be entertained, hmm.
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As today's youth might put it:
Who wants to get their Sheld-on?
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Bernie and I are getting
the house ready for the remodel.
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We could always use
an extra pair of hands.
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That sounds awful. Raj?
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Uh, I've got time booked in
the telescope room all weekend
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scanning for rogue planets.
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You're more than welcome
to join me.
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That's the one to beat.
Leonard?
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Oh, if anything,
I'm trying to get my Sheld-off.
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Well, then it looks like we have
a winner. Congratulations.
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Well, I should warn you,
it's just looking at data
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for hours and hours
on a computer screen.
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Uh, stop selling it, kid.
You won.
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Hey.
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Hey.
Hello. - Hi.
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How was your day?
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Oh, not good.
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Still couldn't get in
to see Dr. Gallo.
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A doctor?
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Well, I hope
you're not contagious.
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I've got a weekend
in the telescope room
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I've been excited about
for almost three minutes.
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I'm not sick.
It's for work.
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There's this doctor who refuses
to see any sales reps.
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I've been trying
to get in for months.
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Well, did you try
wearing the shirt
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I said was
inappropriate for work?
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Well, the doctor's a woman,
but...
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yes, because
you never know.
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What kind of doctor
is she?
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Um, a psychiatrist. Why?
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Well, what if you make
an appointment as a patient?
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Then you'll get to talk to her.
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Yeah, they already know
I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.
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Oh. What if Leonard
made an appointment
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and tried to lay some
groundwork for you?
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That's interesting.
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I'm not gonna make
a fake appointment
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with a psychiatrist.
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What would I say
is wrong with me?
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Low self-esteem.
Social anxiety.
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Sexual insecurity.
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None of that is true.
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Uh, denial. See, sweetie,
the list goes on and on.
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That's just crazy.
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How would my going in there
even help you?
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I don't know. You could talk to
her, and maybe if it comes up,
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you could ask if she's heard
about the drug.
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What if I get caught?
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Fear of failure!
Lack of confidence!
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Kind of a wuss!
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Fine, I'll do it.
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But not because of them,
because I love you.
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Thank you.
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Pushover.
Spineless.
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Still hasn't bought milk
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even though I told him
two days ago!
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That was incredible.
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It was.
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I just wish Stuart
wasn't around
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so we didn't have
to be so quiet.
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I know.
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It's not like
he returns the favor
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when he watches
his Japanese porn cartoons.
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You guys got a minute,
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or are you
still cuddling?
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What is it, Stuart?
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Can I come in?
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Hang on.
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Should I send him away?
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No, it's okay.
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Thanks, Bernie.
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What's up?
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Uh, well, I know
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the remodel is coming up,
so I thought I'd make it easy
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on you guys
and find my own place.
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Wow.
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I thought I was done
getting lucky tonight.
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So, when are you
thinking of moving?
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Uh, actually,
I already found an apartment,
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so in a couple of days.
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Oh. Okay.
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Sorry to see you go?
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Okay, well,
thank you guys for everything.
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I-I really appreciate it.
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You're very welcome.
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Hmm.
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What?
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Hmm, I just have never been
in this room while you're awake.
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What are you doing?
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Uh, making sure the telescope's
camera is white-field balanced.
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Hmm.
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What are you doing now?
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Still making sure
the telescope's camera
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is white-field balanced.
Oh, I see.
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How about now?
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Now I'm making sure
the telescope's camera
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is white-field balanced and
wishing you had a coloring book.
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Well, I can be helpful.
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Give me something to do.
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You know, my father
took me to work once,
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and in ten minutes
I figured out
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who'd been stealing
from the cash register.
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It was my father.
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Yeah, Dad lost his job,
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but Mr. Hinckley
gave me a Fudgsicle.
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Fine, you want
something to do?
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There's about six months
of data on this hard drive.
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Why don't you go through it
and see if you can spot
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any patterns or anomalies.
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Yep, I'm on it.
Hey, look at that!
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An Indian guy outsourcing
a computer job to a white fella.
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Yeah, okay,
whatever it takes
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to keep you busy
for a few hours.
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Found one.
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No, you didn't.
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There are millions
of data points there.
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But, look, an
optical transient.
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Yeah, maybe
that is something.
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How did you find that?
It wasn't difficult.
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You know how when you see
prime numbers, they appear red,
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but when they're
twin primes,
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they're pink and
smell like gasoline?
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No.
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Oh. I guess I'm
a special boy.
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You know, sometimes
when a boy is special,
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he gets a Fudgsicle.
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Which, by the way, tastes
like the speed of light.
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Thank you for seeing me
on such short notice.
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Ah, it's my pleasure.
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I'm curious,
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are you related
to Dr. Beverly Hofstadter?
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Uh, she's my mother.
You know her?
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No, not personally,
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but I have read
all of her books.
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Well, then you know her
better than I do.
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Well, I'm not so sure
about that.
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But I can tell you
I do not agree
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with her theories
on child rearing at all.
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Really?
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Any chance you find them
cold, cruel and unsuitable
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for innocent little boys
who just want to be happy?
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Well, I didn't want to say it...
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No, no, say it. Sing it.
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Rent a plane,
write it in the sky.
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Sounds like you're holding on
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to quite a bit of anger
towards her.
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Oh, no,
I-I've worked through
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a lot of that stuff;
I'm better now.
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Mm. Good for you.
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Do you know she never let me
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celebrate my birthday
because being born
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was her achievement, not mine?
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That's heartbreaking.
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Right? To this day,
I send her a card every year
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with a little money in it.
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You know, once we get
the house back to ourselves,
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we can be romantic
in any room we want.
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Great. I can finally show you
where the laundry room is.
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Boy, who
would've thought
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when you asked me to move in
and help take care of your mom,
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I'd still be here
two years later?
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Nobody thought that.
No one.
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Well, that's it.
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I guess so.
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This is weird.
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Yeah. A grown man moving
into his own apartment.
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Crazy times. See ya!
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Ignore him.
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He's just using humor
to express how...
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happy he is.
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It's okay. I know he loves me.
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Sure he does.
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Well, let us know
when you're all settled in.
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I will. And I really can't
thank you guys enough.
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Our pleasure.
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Bye.
Bye.
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He's gone!
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Let's start in the garage!
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Okay, so once we receive
the next image
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and compare it to the ones
we've already collected,
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we'll know what it is
that we found.
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Ooh, perhaps it's a
Heliosheath scintillation.
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It could be
a trans-Neptunian object.
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Maybe it's a new planet.
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Unlikely, but it could be
a dwarf planet.
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Well, as long as it has
a healthy gravity
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and all its moons,
I'll be happy.
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Okay, the final image
is coming in.
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And the object
we discovered is...
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Come on,
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Daddy needs a livable planet
he can rule with an iron fist.
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A medium-sized asteroid.
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That's it?
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How common.
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That's the chicken fingers
on the menu of space.
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I kind of like chicken fingers.
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Yeah, me, too.
I was stuck for a metaphor.
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Come on,
a medium-sized asteroid
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is still
an interesting discovery.
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I suppose it
could end up
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on a collision course with Earth
and destroy life as we know it.
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You dream different than me.
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It is kind of cute.
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Yeah, it is.
And you know we get to name it.
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We better choose a name
no one can make fun of.
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Sir Frederick William Herschel
didn't do Uranus any favors.
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Hi.
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Hey, how'd it go?
Oh, great.
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Dr. Gallo is terrific.
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You know,
I-I've always been insecure
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that no one cares
about what I have to say,
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but she made me see...
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Yeah, no one cares.
Did you help me out or not?
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Okay, n-now,
what I'm hearing
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is that you feel that
I sometimes take too long
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to express myself,
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and you wish
I'd be more succinct.
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You're only hearing that because
257
00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,233
I cannot roll my eyes
any louder.
258
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,302
All right, well, after we talked
about my issues with my mother--
259
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,038
nothing too deep,
just how she ruined my life--
260
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,407
I told her about you
261
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,642
and your drug; she said
she'd be happy to meet you.
262
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,743
Really?
263
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,413
Oh, you're the best
husband ever!
264
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:52,417
So you'll go to the Doctor Who
convention with me next week?
265
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,985
I guess.
266
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,089
Oh, I actually did hear
your eyes roll that time.
267
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,928
Boy, when was the last time
Stuart cleaned this place?
268
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,296
No kidding.
269
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,131
Oh, okay,
I'm about to suck something up.
270
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,233
What do you think
this object sounds like?
271
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,470
Howie, I don't want to play
Lego, Toenail or Pill anymore.
272
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,774
So, what do you think we
should do with this room?
273
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,177
Well, I was thinking a
home theater or a gaming room--
274
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,412
you know, like a man cave.
275
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,880
Why can't it be a woman cave?
276
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,916
As long as it has a home
theater, a video game system
277
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,017
and you're not allowed in it,
278
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,252
you can call it
whatever you want.
279
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,254
I'm being serious.
280
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,490
Well, what do you think
we should do?
281
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,591
I don't know,
282
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,060
maybe a home office or...
283
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,528
Oh.
284
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,963
Look.
285
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,899
The teddy bear Stuart won the
night we took him to the fair.
286
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,100
Oh.
287
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,170
He was so excited.
288
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,405
Yeah.
289
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,173
You know, no matter
how hard they tried,
290
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,909
they could not guess his age.
291
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,612
I'll give it to him
next time I see him.
292
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,285
Have you heard from him
since he left?
293
00:11:56,309 --> 00:11:57,503
No.
294
00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,551
You'd think he would've called
once he got settled in.
295
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,253
Hmm. Maybe he's busy.
296
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,788
Too busy to call?
He wasn't too busy
297
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:07,091
to binge-watch Hot in Cleveland
with my Hulu password.
298
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,162
What is happening?
299
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,664
Are we missing him?
300
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:17,268
No, that's not what
this feeling is.
301
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,437
Is it?
302
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,839
Of course not.
He drove us crazy.
303
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,641
Like when you were gonna
make that pie
304
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:27,245
and Stuart ate
all the blueberries.
305
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,481
And he tried to deny it, but
his teeth were all purple.
306
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,218
That was pretty cute.
307
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,420
Yeah.
308
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,222
Ew, we are missing him!
309
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,328
So I was thinking,
maybe we can come up with a name
310
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,964
for the asteroid by
combining our names.
311
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,432
That's a great idea.
312
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,934
I've got it.
313
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,803
We'll call it... Cooper.
314
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,274
How is that both our names?
315
00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,378
"Koo" from Koothrappali
and "per" from Cooper.
316
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,047
Yeah, s-so it's, like,
Kooper with a "K"?
317
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,749
Nah, you're right, that's dumb.
318
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,084
Hey.
319
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,486
Oh, Leonard, great news.
320
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,923
We discovered a medium-sized
asteroid together.
321
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,624
Wow, that's amazing!
322
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,693
I'm in a pretty great mood
today myself.
323
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,696
Okay. Guess we're gonna
talk about you now.
324
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,599
Well, we are, because
Dr. Gallo made me realize
325
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,368
that I'm a worthwhile person
and that my feelings matter.
326
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:28,372
I learned that for free from
a cat poster, but good for you.
327
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,776
Okay, back to me.
328
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,679
I discovered an asteroid,
and now I get to name it.
329
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,380
Wait, what happened to us?
330
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,615
Now, this isn't about us,
331
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,784
this is about what's best
for the asteroid.
332
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,254
What are you thinking
of naming it?
333
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,956
I haven't settled
on anything yet.
334
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,791
We haven't settled
on anything yet.
335
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,328
All right, way to go,
Cat Poster. You hang in there.
336
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,863
You know what'd be nice?
Name it after your girlfriends.
337
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,432
Show them how much you care.
338
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,834
That is a great idea.
339
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,135
It's perfect.
340
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,438
It appears romantic,
but it's really just
341
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,706
a rock in space that gets me
342
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,240
out of Valentine's Day
forever.
343
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,079
So, uh, what were you thinking?
Combine their names?
344
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,380
I like it.
345
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,416
Yeah, we'll take the "A-M"
from Amy and, uh,
346
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,152
the "Y" from Emily.
347
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,788
That's just Amy.
348
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,991
Exactly.
See how well we work together?
349
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,894
And in double-blind
studies,
350
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,230
Placinex proved extremely
effective in treating
351
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,832
all kinds of anxiety.
352
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,001
Actually, funny story--
the boys in the lab
353
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,703
were worried about getting
FDA approval for Placinex;
354
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,939
they started taking it,
stopped worrying.
355
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,942
Got it.
356
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,276
Uh, do you have any questions?
357
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,646
Just one.
Mm-hmm?
358
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,714
When you made your husband
pretend to be a patient
359
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:48,252
so you could get access to me,
what were you thinking there?
360
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,523
I just... meant a question
about the drug.
361
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,459
Yeah, I know what you meant.
362
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,927
Let's put that aside
for a minute
363
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,597
and talk about
why you married Leonard.
364
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,033
I don't wanna.
365
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,070
Here is a man
raised by an overbearing woman
366
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,907
who completely dominated every
aspect of his formative years.
367
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,842
Do you think
368
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,344
he's perpetuating
that relationship
369
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,380
by seeking out
a partner like you?
370
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,152
You know,
I used to wear tank tops a lot.
371
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,621
That was a big selling point.
372
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,625
Hi, Sheldon. What's up?
373
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,961
Good news. You're an asteroid.
374
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:37,334
Uh... please tell me
what to say next.
375
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,136
Perhaps I should explain.
376
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,971
While working with Koothrappali,
377
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:44,308
we discovered an asteroid,
and I named it after you.
378
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,410
Oh.
379
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,512
Sheldon, thank you.
380
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,347
That's so romantic.
381
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,916
But what about Rajesh?
382
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,984
He was okay with
you choosing the name?
383
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,720
Well, it took
a little negotiating,
384
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,021
but I wore him down.
385
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,522
Uh, we get the asteroid,
386
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,224
and if you and I have children,
387
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:03,761
they all have to be
named Rajesh.
388
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,097
All of them?
389
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,899
Even the girls.
390
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,503
Okay, I think I know
what to say now.
391
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,340
How can I not
sound like his mother
392
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,342
when our entire bedroom
is filled with Star Wars toys?
393
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,944
I mean, have you ever had sex
394
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,713
with a stuffed Wookiee
watching you?
395
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,549
I went to college in the '70s;
it was a hairier time.
396
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,119
I'm gonna say yes.
397
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,588
You know, if anything,
he's turning me into his mother.
398
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,023
Before I did pharmaceutical
sales, I was an actress.
399
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,658
You know, I was pretty good.
400
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,194
You know, girl-next-door type,
but hot.
401
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,430
Doable.
402
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,698
Hmm.
403
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,333
And not only
am I Leonard's mother,
404
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,102
but we have this man-child
living with us named Sheldon.
405
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:48,339
Oh, Leonard talked a lot
about him.
406
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,408
I wasn't sure if he was real.
407
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,811
Yeah, he's as real
as the fine I get
408
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,947
when I use
too much toilet paper.
409
00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,551
Wow, you really do have
a lot on your plate.
410
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,920
I do.
411
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,321
You know,
412
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,389
Leonard's right.
413
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,258
Talking to you
is really helping.
414
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,759
Oh, I'm glad.
415
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,494
You know, you might also benefit
416
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,863
from a prescription
for anxiety.
417
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,832
Okay, if you think it'll help.
418
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,367
Oh, just don't
make it Placinex.
419
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,969
I do not need
sudden fits of homicidal rage.
420
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,575
I miss you.
421
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,210
I miss you as well.
422
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,279
I can't believe
I miss Stuart.
423
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,081
I guess I just miss
when life was simpler.
424
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,950
Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard!
425
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,251
Go, Leonard!
Go, Leonard!
426
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,421
Remember, girls, you decide
what makes you happy,
427
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,024
not your emotionally
withholding mothers.
428
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,026
Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard!
429
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:45,262
Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard!
Go, Leonard!
430
00:18:01,725 --> 00:18:03,692
I really miss this.
430
00:18:04,305 --> 00:19:04,746
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