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So, Penny,
we were talking to our neighbors
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and they're thinking of moving
and selling their house.
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Really? Why?
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Something about babies crying
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and keeping them up all night,
it's not important.
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You guys should
totally take a look at it.
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Then we could be neighbors!
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Hey, wait a minute, what about us?
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We're married, now.
Maybe, we wanna buy the house next door.
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Amy, we can't move.
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I'd have to change all the tags
in my underwear.
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You can buy new ones.
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What? New house, new underwear.
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What am I,
in the Witness Protection Program?
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Okay, guys, so, what do you think?
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I don't know, we're pretty happy here.
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Yeah, plus, if we moved,
we'd probably just get a loft downtown.
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Really? I always figured
we'd get a place with a yard.
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Oh, sure, yeah, that makes sense.
You could shoot hoops and mow the lawn.
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How are you two married?
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- You were there. I wore her down.
- He did.
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You guys should've talked about
all this stuff while you were dating.
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Me and Anu already know
so much about each other.
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Wait, I forget, is Anu your waxer?
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Uh, no, that's Annette.
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Anu is the woman
my father fixed me up with.
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We're going on our first date tomorrow,
which reminds me, I need to see Annette.
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You're really letting your father
pick out a wife?
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Why not?
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Arranged marriages have been working
for thousands of years.
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Anu and I come from similar backgrounds.
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Our families get along,
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and we each filled out questionnaires,
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so, we know we're not wasting our time
with someone who's not compatible.
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Wow, that sounds so dry and clinical.
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You lucky duck.
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I just don't think
you can truly know someone
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until you've spent
a lot of time with them.
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Really? What's Penny's dream vacation?
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Uh... A Malibu beach house.
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That's Barbie's dream vacation.
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Maybe you should send us
that questionnaire.
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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Support us and become VIP member
to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org
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Enjoying your book?
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So much.
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Why do you keep poking at it?
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Fine, I'm shopping on my phone.
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You're the one who said
you wanted to read more.
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Yes, I also tell people
I only feed the kids organic.
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It's just stuff you say.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hello.
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Hey, how was your night?
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Oh. It was great,
we went to an improv show.
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Yeah, they asked the audience to
suggest a word and they used Stuart's.
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- Oh, cool, what was it?
- "Coconuts"!
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- It was such a good one.
- It just came to me.
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What are you guys up to?
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- Reading.
- Oh, nice, I wish I read more.
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Well, if it's important,
you find the time.
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- You wanna see my room?
- Yeah.
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Cool.
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How do you feel about this?
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That she can clearly do better,
but that's not for me to say.
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No. With them in his room, doing stuff.
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Come on, we're sitting right out here,
they're not gonna do anything.
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I'd like to change my answer.
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Wow, you really are good at this.
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I've spent a lot of time
painting D&D miniatures.
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I know that makes you
wanna rip my shirt off,
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but wait until your nails are dry.
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Oh, it's Raj.
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He sent us that
Indian marriage questionnaire.
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- Ooh, read one.
- Okay.
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"How religious are you?"
That's easy, both of us, not at all.
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But I wouldn't say not at all.
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I mean, I'm pretty spiritual.
I do go to yoga, so...
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Great, so, your church is
Our Lady of the Stretchy Pants.
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Next question,
"How close are you with your family?"
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Pretty close.
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I'm gonna say not too close,
but I'm hoping to get farther.
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"How do you feel about children?"
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Um, they're okay, I guess.
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I mean, if I saw one,
I wouldn't throw a rock at it.
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Why would you throw a rock at a child?
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I just said I wouldn't.
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The question is,
"Would you like to have kids?"
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So, yeah, we want kids.
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Yeah, but someday.
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Right, like, in the next five years.
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Sure, next question?
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"How are you with pets?"
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I did take care of Sheldon for 15 years,
and he only bit me twice.
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I have to say,
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after reading your questionnaire,
I feel like I already know you.
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Totally. Me, too.
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Excuse me.
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Can we please get
sparkling instead of tap,
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some clean silverware,
and find out what they're having?
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That looks delicious.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Thank you.
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- So, you're an astrophysicist?
- Yes, ma'am.
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I mean, just yes.
Unless you prefer "ma'am."
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I don't.
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Good, because
you don't seem like a ma'am.
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You seem more like a sweet thang.
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Wow, you are not good at this.
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If I was good at this,
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I wouldn't need to be fixed up
by my father.
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I never thought
I'd let my family set me up, either.
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But I'm 34, I'd like to have kids,
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and it's hard to date
because I work so much.
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- Oh, yes, you're a concierge.
- For now.
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I plan to be managing a hotel
in the next five years.
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Four, if I can get
the current manager out of the way.
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He's a smoker, so, fingers crossed.
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I get it.
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You know, um, I used to have a long list
of what I wanted from a wife.
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Eyes like Sandra Bullock,
hair like Sandra Bullock,
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and the bravery of Ryan Stone,
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that's Sandra Bullock's character
in Gravity.
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But now, I just want someone nice.
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I think I'm nice. Are you nice?
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Oh, I'm definitely nice.
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Every time a girl breaks up with me,
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she always starts with,
"You're a nice guy."
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Look, your whole sweet,
insecure thing is cute,
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but honestly, I have no time for that.
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If you're not serious about this,
you need to walk away now.
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No, I am serious.
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Good.
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Okay.
Okay, what does this mean?
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I think it means
I might be the future Mrs...
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Koothrappali.
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How would you feel
if I didn't change my name?
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A little hurt, but you wouldn't know
because I'm too nice.
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- Hey, wanna get lunch?
- I can't.
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Halley and Michael were up all night.
I'm way behind here.
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Oh, no. Are they sick?
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No, they were just laughing and playing
like a couple of jerks.
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Boy, they're cute,
but they ruin everything.
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I get that.
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You know, I've been thinking lately,
that maybe I don't want kids.
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Are you crazy?
Of course you want them, it's amazing.
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You just said they ruin everything.
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I'm allowed to,
it's their fault I pee when I laugh.
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Hang on, why is it crazy to say
I might not want kids?
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Oh, it's not crazy, it's just wrong.
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You only think you don't want kids,
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but once you have kids,
you'll realize that you did want them.
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Or I don't want them,
so, I won't have them, so back off.
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Aw, you sound just like me
before I became a mom,
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and learned
what the meaning of love was.
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Wow, I cannot believe
how condescending you're being.
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Look, I know it's scary,
but you're gonna be a great mom.
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I know I'd be great, but the point is,
I don't want to be one.
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Maybe, you wouldn't be great.
Kinda got a temper.
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You know, not everyone
needs to have kids to be fulfilled.
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You're right.
You got Leonard, what more do you need?
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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Hello. How was your date?
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Well, let me answer that
with a question.
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How would you like to be my best man?
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Wait, you're not seriously
marrying a woman you've met once?
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Why not? She's nice, I'm nice.
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We're just as likely to be happy
as any other two people,
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maybe even happier.
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Sorry, that was not a swipe at you.
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- I didn't think it was.
- Yeah, good, 'cause it was not.
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Well, I, for one, applaud Raj's decision
to forgo emotional attachment
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and find a life partner by bowing to
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a 3,000-year-old
authoritarian tradition.
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What are you talking about?
You married a woman you're in love with.
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God, I can't believe
you're throwing that back in my face.
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Why can't you just be happy for me?
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Because you're being dumb.
You don't know anything about her.
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Then, how come you all get to be
married and I have to stay single?
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I think that's a question
for a licensed professional.
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You know what,
you're not just insulting me, okay?
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You're insulting my family, my culture,
and my future bride, Anu,
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a vegetarian
with a master's degree from Cornell,
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whose favorite fruit is pineapple!
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Now, I'm not sure if this helps,
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but did you know
that pineapples were once so rare,
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that King Charles posed for a portrait
with one?
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- How does that help?
- It helped me.
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I've been trying to slide that
into a conversation for years.
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Hey, honey, how was your day?
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What's wrong?
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Raj is talking about
marrying this woman he just met.
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I told him it was dumb,
and now, he's mad at me.
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The same thing happened to me.
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Penny said she didn't want kids
and I told her she was being silly,
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and she accused me
of being condescending.
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Which is crazy because
if I wanted to be condescending,
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I would've said, "Oh, 'condescending',
that's such a big word."
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Why won't our friends just listen to us?
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We obviously know
what we're talking about.
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I know!
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We're married, we have great kids,
great jobs, this great house.
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Hey, Leonard, remember yesterday,
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when we were talking about
having kids someday?
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Yeah.
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What if it wasn't someday?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God! Are you pregnant?
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No! No! No, no! No, no, no.
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- So...
- No.
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What I meant was,
what if we didn't have kids?
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Ever?
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I mean, our life is so great.
Why would we wanna change that?
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Sure.
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Sure. Sure.
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And I guess,
it would be hard raising kids
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in the loft
you never told me you wanted.
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No, wait, don't be mad.
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No, I'm not mad.
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Why would I be mad?
There's nothing to be mad at.
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- You've got to turn the thing.
- I knew that!
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- Hey, Leonard.
- I'm not mad!
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You're awfully quiet.
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- Sorry.
- No, I like it.
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Got a lot on my mind.
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Would you like to talk about it?
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Not really.
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Grape-Nuts for breakfast,
quiet car ride.
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Things are really breaking my way today.
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It's just that Penny hit me
with some pretty big news,
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and it's a lot to process.
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And you'd like to do that quietly.
I respect that.
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She said she doesn't wanna have kids.
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Maybe, she didn't mean it,
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like when you said
you didn't want to talk about this.
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Forget it.
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- Do you want to have children?
- Well, I always assumed we would,
245
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and now, I find out, you know,
246
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I might be the last
of the Hofstadter line.
247
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Doesn't your brother have children?
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And your sister,
she kept the Hofstadter name
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and has five healthy boys,
250
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Neil, Jeffrey, Scott, William,
and baby Richard.
251
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- I'm going back to being quiet.
- Sweet.
252
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Hey. Mind if I sit?
253
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Did you just come here to tell me
I'm making a gigantic mistake
254
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by having this blueberry muffin,
255
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and I should've got a cinnamon roll
like you did?
256
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No.
257
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Good, 'cause I'm happy with my choice.
258
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Although that cinnamon roll
does smell good,
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if you're open to halfsies.
260
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- Fine.
- Thanks.
261
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Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.
You're right, I was being...
262
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Oh, my God! That is so good!
263
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- I can wait.
- No. Sorry.
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Go on.
265
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I've known you a long time.
266
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You believe in romance
more than any person I've ever met,
267
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and it's hard to see you
give up on that.
268
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But if you really think
marrying this woman
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is gonna make you happy, then you have
my complete and total support.
270
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I will be with you
every step of the way.
271
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Thanks, Howard. That means a lot.
272
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So, hey, is this wedding
going to be in India?
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Yeah, maybe.
274
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What the hell, Penny!
275
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I'm gonna need more than that.
276
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You're not having kids?
How could you do this to me?
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How is it any of your business?
278
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Because your kids were
supposed to be friends with my kids.
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Who's gonna be friends with them now?
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They will find other friends.
281
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Oh, sure.
282
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'Cause Sheldon's DNA plus my DNA
283
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equals a kid who knows
how to make friends. Grow up!
284
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This is between me and Leonard.
285
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Screw Leonard!
286
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,196
We were supposed
to get pregnant together,
287
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we were gonna be barf buddies,
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we were supposed to massage
each other's perineums with vitamin E.
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I'm about to be
your barf buddy right now.
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Listen, when you have kids,
I'm still gonna be there.
291
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I'm gonna be their fun Aunt Penny
292
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who gives them candy
and teaches them swear words
293
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and tells them stories
about what a weirdo their mother is.
294
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,774
I guess I can live with that.
295
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What is gonna be hard
is letting go of the dream of
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us breastfeeding each other's babies.
297
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And it's gonna be hard
to forget you said that.
298
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No.
299
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What would you say
300
00:14:55,860 --> 00:15:00,332
if I told you
I was totally naked under this robe?
301
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I would say that sounds pretty good.
302
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,220
Really?
303
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:07,738
Well, I did not see that coming,
one second.
304
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,930
Oh, come on!
305
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,137
Wait. Stay in the mood.
306
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,770
I'll put on our own music
and drown them out.
307
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,016
What's this?
308
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,900
It's from my workout mix.
309
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,449
It's what I listen to
when I'm firming up my glutes.
310
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- Can you get him?
- Sure.
311
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,540
- Hey, Howard?
- Yeah?
312
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,090
It looks like you could crack a walnut
in those glutes.
313
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I can't. I tried.
314
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,270
- Hey.
- Hey.
315
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,794
I made you dinner.
316
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,873
Your favorite, In-N-Out Burger,
out of the wrapper on a plate.
317
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,590
Thank you,
but you don't have to do this. I'm fine.
318
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,511
I know it's not a baby,
but it does leak when you pick it up.
319
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,315
Really? We're joking about this now?
320
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,800
No. Look, I'm sorry.
321
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,792
I didn't mean
to just drop all this on you.
322
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,635
It just took me by surprise.
I always imagined having kids.
323
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,995
I know you did.
324
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,712
But I've imagined having a lot of things
that I'm never gonna get.
325
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,713
A Nobel Prize, a working Batmobile.
326
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:31,957
But I also have a lot
that I never thought I'd have.
327
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,238
- Like you.
- Are you sure that's enough?
328
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,878
Yeah.
329
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,156
- You're really okay with this?
- I am.
330
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,918
Hey, Daddy.
331
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,833
What's this Leonard says about you
not wanting to give me grandbabies?
332
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,479
He might feel differently, bye.
333
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,816
I told my parents
our first date went well,
334
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,274
and they got very excited.
335
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,430
Ah, tell me about it.
336
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,479
My parents were so thrilled,
they actually spoke to each other.
337
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,155
So, that was a disaster.
338
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,197
Cheers.
339
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,154
Okay, I guess if we're
going forward with this wedding,
340
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,833
we should talk about the next steps.
341
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,037
Oh, like themes and flowers?
342
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,353
Actually, finances and taxes.
343
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,992
Oh. We can't use that,
344
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,958
that was the theme
of my parents' divorce.
345
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,896
I know that money can be
a source of friction in a new marriage,
346
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,513
and I want us to avoid that.
347
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,115
Of course, yeah, right. That's smart.
348
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,480
So, my accountant feels strongly
349
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,256
that we should file separately
the first year,
350
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,240
and then, we can re-evaluate
based on our joint assets.
351
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,470
You okay?
352
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,350
No, I can't do this.
353
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,160
Why not?
354
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,993
There's something
you may not know about me,
355
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,840
because you know,
we've only met once, but...
356
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,998
I'm a hopeless romantic.
357
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,000
And you seem great
and I do wanna get married.
358
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,037
I do wanna settle down, but...
359
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,591
This isn't the story
that I want to tell my grandkids.
360
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,360
I understand.
361
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,111
I'm so sorry if I wasted your time.
362
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Raj.
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00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,399
I know
we don't know each other very well,
364
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,160
but you seem like
you'd make a good father,
365
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,830
and you're tall enough,
so, I can wear heels
366
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,596
and I think
that's something worth fighting for.
367
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,834
Will you marry me?
368
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,680
Oh, my God, oh, my God! Yes, of course,
of course I'll marry you!
369
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,520
- If you'd like to kiss me, you can.
- Oh, great!
370
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,671
I should warn you,
I have a tongue piercing.
371
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,070
Oh, you're not that nice.
372
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,696
Are you gonna tell me where we're going?
373
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,873
Because if it has the words "farmers"
or "market" in it, I don't wanna go.
374
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,560
No. You were talking about
all the things
375
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,114
you thought you would never have,
376
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,557
so, thought I would get you one.
377
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,750
Oh, my God, you bought me the Batmobile?
378
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,912
What? No, no. No, no, no.
379
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,840
I rented you the Batmobile for the day.
380
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,435
This is amazing! Thank you.
381
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,634
Yeah, but be careful,
I did not get the insurance.
382
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,229
Come on, Robin!
382
00:19:53,305 --> 00:20:53,842
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