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Ho, ho, ho! We've got snow, snow, snow!

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Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

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Ho, ho, ho!

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(SIREN WAILING)

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(GROANING)

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Miami.

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Humidity will kill you.

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(GRUNTS, GROANS)

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Donner, Blitzen.

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(GRUNTING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(BOTH GASP)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(CAR HONKING)

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(SQUAWKS)

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(SQUEAKING)

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Boy, having these guys around sure makes things more Christmassy, eh, Spike?

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(CHATTERING)

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-Yeah, mine are numb, too. -(BANGING ON DOOR)

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Do your thing, boss monkey man.

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Sushi, yummy, yummy.

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Phew!

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Ugly landlord alert.

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Yes?

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Oh, Ebenezer Scrooge.

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-(GROWLS) -What's that?

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I think I hear The Ghost of Christmas Past paging you.

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-(MISTLETOE TINKLING) -Ooh.

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Garlic... Keeps the bloodsuckers away.

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I didn't come for the rent, Ventura.

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One of my walls is icing over.

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I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Mr. Shickadance.

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My heater's not working.

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I believe that violates some sort of renter's right, doesn't it?

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Skip the routine, Ventura.

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The place is called Surfside Apartments, not Snowside Apartments.

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No snow allowed.

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Well, I regret to inform you, old Shickypants,

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but the sign outside says, "No pets."

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And until it says, "No snow," see you later!

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(GRUNTING)

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La-hoo-se-her.

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(RINGING)

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-Ace here. -(SANTA TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Oh.

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Oh, Donner and Blitzen? Really?

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Please, the fate of Christmas depends on the return of my reindeer.

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Well, if you're really Santa Claus,

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you'd know what you got me last year, huh, huh?

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Can you answer that, mister?

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Can you?

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Yes, that would be the Madame Bouffant home hairstyler, deluxe model.

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Your Majesty, King of Elves, I'm on my way.

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I'm on a very big case, Mr. Shickadance.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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(GASPS)

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(BRAKES SCREECH)

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ACE: Happy holidays, then! Bye-bye now!

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Ventura!

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And when I emerged, they had disappeared. Vanished.

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Amazing! You look exactly like I remember you.

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All righty, then.

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Hmm.

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A highly common combination of gravel and roofing tar.

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I don't recommend eating it. Sticks to the teeth, gums up the plumbing.

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However, it makes for an excellent lead.

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Huh?

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Monkeys are smart. They know where to forage.

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(HOOTING)

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In this case, it would be your facial flavor saver or beard.

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My guess is he's found homemade fruitcake crumbs

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which may have collected there during your long journey.

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Uh, peanut brittle, actually.

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(CHUCKLES)

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So, uh, know of anyone here in Miami who hates your guts?

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-What? -The motive, man.

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There's no ransom note, so that leaves revenge.

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Well, I...

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We'll start with your naughty list. Cough it up.

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It's as good a place as any to fish for suspects.

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Chill out at my place. This could take a while.

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Suspect number one.

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Akak's been a naughty fat fried burger clown.

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Let's hope he hasn't added 1,600 pounds of flying venison to the menu.

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(SQUEAKING)

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We'll need disguises.

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(GROANS, GASPS)

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Reindeer to go. I guess he used the drive-through.

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(GRUNTING)

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All right, you, hand over the...

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Toys?

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My profound apologies, greasy burger laugh master.

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Okay, naughty guy, hand over those reindeer or else...

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All righty, then.

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I'm looking for... (SCREAMS)

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(GASPING, GROANING)

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Hand over!

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Hand it over! Hand over! Hand it over!

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Hey, hey, hey!

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(YELLING, SCREAMING)

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All right, you, you...

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Larry Asnavor.

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Asnavor? Aren't we out of the A's yet? Hands up!

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-(FRENCH ACCENT) All right. Don't shoot. -(ACCORDION MUSIC)

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Maybe I will, maybe I won't, see?

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You're gonna spill, see?

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-Now, talk. -Okay, okay.

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A big caper is going down tonight, a joint called the Louvre.

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ACE: Forget that!

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Where are Prancer and the guys? Where are the reindeer?

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I don't know. Why don't you ask those two guys over there?

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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

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Spank you very much.

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Season's greetings, merry gentlemen.

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If that's a sack full of toys for the children's orphanage, I'm a monkey's uncle.

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-(YELLS) -Did I not make myself clear?

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Christmas will not be destroyed while I'm on the case!

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(SCREAMING)

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Hold it!

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He's got me. The monkey's uncle's got me.

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(BAWLING)

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(GASPS)

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MAN: So long, jerk.

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Uh-oh!

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(SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SCREAMING)

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-(SCREAMING) -(CRASHING)

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(EXHALES)

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-(TEETH CHATTERING) -(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

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-(GROANS) -(HEAVENLY MUSIC)

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I see a white light.

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Ace!

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-ACE: Emilio. Flabby guy with onion breath. -(GRUNTS)

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Ace, you almost killed us.

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That's not important right now.

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I need you to put out an APB on all helicopters in the Greater Miami area.

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(CHUCKLING) Why, Ventura?

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Somebody steal Santa's reindeer?

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(LAUGHING)

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Heh, heh. Two somebodies, Aguado. They got away in a copter.

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This lab coat belongs to one of them.

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Ace, it's really hard for me to help you when you talk crazy talk.

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I may be cracked, but I'm not crazy.

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We were reared on Santa's reindeer.

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We have to get to the bottom of this.

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Sorry, Ace. I got to run.

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ACE: Don't talk to me about running.

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I happen to be going to a fundraising formal

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with half of Miami's police force.

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Here's your evidence, Ventura.

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Well, you boys go ahead and enjoy your little yuletide back-patting party.

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-(GRUNTS) I'll be busy saving Christmas! -(ENGINE STARTS)

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(SNIFFING)

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Huh?

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This has a rather distinct odor. Or, should I say fragrance?

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Ladies' perfume on a thug?

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Research.

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(SNIFFING)

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-You shopping for someone special? -Sure am, ma'am.

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I am shopping for a guilty egg-sucking dirtbag.

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(SNIFFING)

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I saw you fall off the roof before. Are you a cop?

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Private dick, a line of work which can also involve extreme physical duress,

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not to mention daintier tasks which allow me to keep in touch

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with my feminine side.

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(SNIFFING)

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(THUDS)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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Respiratory trauma brought on by, pee-yew, excessive perfume inhalation.

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He'll pull through.

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I tried to make him stop.

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(SPIKE CHATTERING)

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Perfume! Must try more!

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But you've tried them all.

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No! There must be an eau de toilette,

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a bath bead, a cologne, a cedar egg!

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(CRYING)

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What is this?

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Oh, that's Odora, our most popular brand.

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What brand do you wear?

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Uh, Odora.

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(SNIFFING)

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Ah...

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Comparison shoppers say, "All righty, then."

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(CAR BRAKES SCREECH)

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(GRUNTING)

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Hmm.

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Yes, time to do some disrepair work,

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a little something I call sabotage.

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Clever.

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That's why you're the big boss monkey man and I'm not.

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A-ha!

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All righty, boys, Ace is here for you.

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Say hello to freedom, sweet freedom!

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-(SCREAMING) -(GROWLING)

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Whoa!

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Blitzer, what big teeth you have.

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It's that jerk. He survived the fall.

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That's right. I'm like a cat. I have nine lives.

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(GRUNTS) And two butts. One of which I'm wearing has a very large hat.

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Grab the boss. Something just came down our chimney.

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And so we gratefully accept the generous contribution made

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to Miami's Police Department by our delightful hostess.

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A round of applause for our very special lady, Atrocia Odora.

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(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

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Yo, ho, ho.

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It's ho, ho, ho.

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(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

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-Excuse me, officers, while I... -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)

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...powder my nose.

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Hiya, hayu, hiya! (YELLING)

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-(SPIKE SCREECHING) -Bad monkey. Bad monkey.

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-Hi-yah! -(SPIKE CHATTERING)

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(SNIFFS)

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You mixed fragrances.

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You should never mix fragrances.

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They're clashing louder than your shirt.

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ACE: Cut the chitchat, skunkworthy.

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Where are the reindeer? What do you want with them?

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Who wants to know?

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Ace Ventura, pet detective. Your worst nightmare.

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The kind that makes you twist in your sheets

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after eating a spicy burrito verde bigger than your head.

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The kind I'm gonna have now that I've seen your face.

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Destroy him.

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ACE: You won't leave.

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I know your type, can't stand the sight of a corpse

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who hasn't had its life enriched by hearing your scheme.

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Doesn't bother me.

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(SCOFFS) Three, two...

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Okay, you're right. I can't stand it. I'll talk.

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-Sure, I abducted the reindeer. -(ACE VOCALIZING)

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I'm in the business of beauty, but beauty has one undefeated enemy.

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Stop that! I am still speaking. Listen to my plan.

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You wanted to hear it. Stop!

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(YELLING) Thwack!

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(ACE CONTINUES VOCALIZING)

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Now, as I was saying...

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(GASPS)

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-(ACE CONTINUING VOCALIZING) -(SPIKE CHATTERING)

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-Hey! -As I was saying, the enemy of beauty is gravity.

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As we age, our skin begins to sag in the face,

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below the arms, this bit under the--

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I don't need to know the rest. (GROANS)

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Anyhow, Santa's reindeer have somehow defied the laws of gravity.

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They fly without wings.

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The answer surely lies in their sensational glandular activity.

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I want their precious glands.

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Gilbert, visual aid.

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The gland extractor will suck them drier than beef jerky.

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Then their secretions will be mine.

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(WHIMPERING)

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You see, Odora Industries is just a convenient front

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to finance my search for the ultimate age reversing formula,

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be it found in powdered horn of speckled rhinoceros

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or epidermal pigment of albino alligator.

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(GROWLING)

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ACE: Your beauty tricks have really done you wonders.

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You're a 10, baby. On the rigor mortis scale.

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Enough chitchat. I have a Christmas party to host.

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Mr. Ventura, you're about to luxuriate in the raw ingredients

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for Odora facial exfoliant number five

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during the fermenting process.

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The vat temperature will reach 380 degrees Fahrenheit.

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That ought to burn off some of my unsightly nasal warts.

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Oh, I assure you Odora number five

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will leave your skin tingling with a nice, warm afterglow. (CHUCKLES)

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In your case, for eternity.

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Thwack, throw him in.

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(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

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Camera's ready.

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Roll!

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WOMAN 1: We're here live at Odora Industries on this Christmas Eve,

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where a generous charitable donation has been made

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to our own Miami Police Department.

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(WHIMPERING)

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-GILBERT: Time to throw you in the bubbly, bubbly. -(SQUEAKING)

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ACE: Wait!

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I feel a moral obligation to inform you

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that my monkey has cleverly slipped away

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and is clearly sending for help.

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(CHATTERING)

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-(CRYING) No! No! I'm too young! -(SQUEAKING)

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I've never been to Spain!

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-I'm allergic to make-up! -(GROWLING)

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-(GROWLING) -(BOTH SCREAMING)

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ACE: That's right, fellas.

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Mess with me and you mess with the jungle.

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(GROWLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Do not go in there.

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Whoo!

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Gee, cops.

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Hmm.

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-(SQUEAKING) -I advise you to arrest this woman

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for the abduction of Santa's reindeer!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Oh, my arms.

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MAN: (ON TV) He says, "I haven't had a bite all day, so I bit him."

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(CHANNELS FLIPPING)

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(SCREAMING ON TV)

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(GASPS) I'll never make my rounds on time.

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I told you there's no food here.

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The monkey got it all.

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Come on, guys. I'll send for donuts.

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Stand on my head while caroling.

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Okay, okay, my last offer.

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Arrest her and I'll dance with my shirt off.

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Come on, Ace. You don't have any evidence.

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Now get out of here before someone arrests you.

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Okay. If you won't arrest her, arrest me.

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Come on, bet you can't catch me.

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Arrest him! He's disturbing the peace!

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(PANTING)

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I'll show you evidence.

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No, don't arrest him. Because...

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-Dessert is served. -(EXCITED CHATTER)

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There's your evidence. Arrest those men.

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(MAN LAUGHS)

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Hello, police! Need some help here!

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You...

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(GULPS)

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All righty, then.

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(LAUGHING) A Merry Christmas to one and all,

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and to Santa's reindeer, a good night!

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(LAUGHS)

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(LAUGHING)

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(ACE GROANING)

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-Yo, ho, ho! -SANTA: That's ho, ho, ho!

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Santa!

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-Ho, ho, ho... -(GRUNTS)

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Better not pout, boys, 'cause Santa Claus is coming to town.

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(YELLS)

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I can't see.

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(SCREAMING)

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(CRASHING)

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Phew.

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(GROWLING)

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Easy does it, Tex. I gave at the Red Cross.

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Whoo!

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ACE: Loser!

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Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Ooh!

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There's trouble down on the prairie.

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Better circle up the wagons, Martha.

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-(HISSING) -(YELLING)

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-It's gonna blow! -(ALL YELLING)

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(ACE SCREAMING)

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I must say, big fella, you're quite the street fighter.

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Self-defense classes.

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I have to fly through some pretty hairy neighborhoods, you know.

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(SCREAMING)

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Yo, ho, ho!

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That's ho, ho, ho.

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Hi-ho, reindeer! Away!

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Merry Christmas, Ace!

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Thank you!

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Wait till you see my bill. Spike!

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(CHATTERING)

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-(STOMACH BUBBLING) -(GASPS)

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-(RETCHING) -(GASPS)

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My Armani.

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She cannot handle the pressure, captain!

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She's gonna blow!

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I'm coming for you, Spike!

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AGUADO: Give me that, you little rat!

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Re-united!

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Feels so good!

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Aguado, I hope you're dreaming of a white Christmas, 'cause...

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(GROWLING, ROARING)

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(SCREAMING)

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That's right.

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It's an albino alligator, thus endangered and highly illegal.

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Footnote, Miami police code, page 149, article seven, paragraph two.

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Yes! Yes! Do you feel that, huh? Do you, huh? Do you?

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La-hoo-se-her!

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Even if her Odora number five really does make your skin feel great.

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(LAUGHING) Well, a little Miami Beach sunshine

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ought to get you back some color.

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Which reminds me, I got this for you.

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Extra large.

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It'll help you think warm on those cold North Pole nights,

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and it'll go great with the new do.

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Well, I... I had time to kill.

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I thought it was time for a new look, man.

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-Kind of hip, eh, dude? I had to do something. -Mmm-hmm.

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-It's absolutely nerve-wracking. -Uh-huh.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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