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(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

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♪ Ace Ventura...

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All righty, then.

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♪ Pet detective on the run

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(LAUGHING)

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(TRUMPETING)

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♪ Ace Ventura

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♪ Doesn't even have a gun...

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Yes! Yes!

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-Whoa! -(BELLOWING)

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(YELLING)

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♪ Ace Ventura...

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Ace Ventura, pet detective.

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♪ Pet detective on the run ♪

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(LAUGHING)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PANTING)

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(CAR APPROACHING, HORN HONKS)

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Park it in the usual spot and try not to scratch the finish.

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It's, uh, original.

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(COUGHING)

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I don't work here.

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I'm Don Kingsley, manager to the stars.

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How'd you get a room?

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I thought this place was just for animals of the rich and famous.

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Are you the pet detective I hired?

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Babe, I'm the only pet detective.

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Now take me to the bowling bear.

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So, we moved Babalu here as a preventative measure,

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but he still receives the anonymous threats.

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They say if he bowls in the big tournament... (MIMICS SLASHING)

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I'm sorry. Can I offer you a lozenge for that?

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For what?

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(DON GRUNTS)

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You know, you have beautiful hair.

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It makes you resemble a cotton-top tamarin,

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a marmoset-like primate from Panama.

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-You don't scratch yourself a lot in public, do you? -(ELEVATOR DINGS)

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Why, guy!

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-(GRUNTS, YELPS) -(DINGS)

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(ELEVATOR DINGS)

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Now, remember, champions are very sensitive.

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It's important that Babalu rest up for the big game in Las Vegas tonight.

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So, do not do anything which might upset or distract him.

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You mean like this?

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(SQUAWKING LOUDLY)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(WOMEN LAUGHING) -(DOOR OPENS)

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Babalu!

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(SQUAWKING LOUDLY)

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-Mr. Ventura will be accompanying us to Las Vegas. -(SNORING)

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Huh?

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Gee!

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I have a hard time reading signals.

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Do you think he likes me?

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Mr. Ventura, enough.

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You'll make Babalu strain his throwing paw.

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You sure he's not a pro wrestler?

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(SLURPS)

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Sorry, bear man, but I'm already in a relationship with a monkey.

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I think, I'm ready to make the big commitment.

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Look, Babalu, over here.

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-Lunch! -(BUZZING)

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-(SLURPS) -(YELLS)

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(GROANING)

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Wow, that's what I call fresh!

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Of course it's fresh.

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Nothing but the best for Babalu!

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Hmm. Honeybees come in three groups,

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the queen bee, the worker bee, and the drone bee.

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This bee is none of the above.

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(YELLING)

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But judging by the intensity of its sting,

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my rapidly rising fever,

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and the hallucinations it's inducing, I'd say this be one African killer bee!

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No!

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Look out, Babalu!

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There's the man, officers.

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He's the one who tried to 86 Babalu.

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Well, 86 might be a little low for that dive,

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which was clearly intended to save the bear's life,

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but the artistic impression score should bring our marks up.

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The bees gone yet?

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Sir, we know Ace. He wouldn't harm a fly.

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey, sting me now, low life!

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Size 10 coming right at ya!

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(GRUNTING)

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Hmm.

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The suspect you want sent our ursine friend here a hive of killer bees.

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(SPIKE SCREECHES)

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(YELLS, SPITS)

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-Why you... -(GROWLING)

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-(GRUNTING) -(BLOWS LANDING)

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Well, Ace, the chief assigned me and Aguado to bodyguard the bear.

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(LAUGHING) Oh, really?

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Well, I get to ride shotgun on the road trip to Vegas.

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No, you don't. You're fired! Good day.

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Sorry, Ace.

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All righty, then.

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Good luck in the big game, champ.

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If Aguado gets out of line, two words... Noo-gies!

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Enough tom-foolery!

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Let's gather some clues, Watson.

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Someone's replaced Babalu's lunch

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with the considerably less wholesome skull and crossbones substitute.

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Let's hope that someone left something for us,

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a fingerprint, a follicle of hair.

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A driver's license with a home address would be nice, but I'll take what I can get.

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That's right, boss monkey-man, it's a scale.

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We find the guy wearing snakeskin boots, we find the culprit.

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(GRUNTING)

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-Here, hold this. -Huh?

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(SPIKE CHITTERING)

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Well, Spike, no snakeskin boots in these parts.

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Huh?

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Then again, maybe the perpetrator doesn't wear boots.

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Halt!

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Pet detective!

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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G29! Anyone have bingo?

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(HOWLING)

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Somebody stop that slippery serpent!

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(GASPS)

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-Coming through! Hope you're decent! -(SQUEALS)

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Official business!

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Take care now! Bye-bye, then!

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Nice job, Kato!

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(YELLS)

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This could really mess up the hair.

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(YELLING)

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Oh, no! Oh, no! (YELLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, great!

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I've just swallowed my nose, and my breath is really bad.

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Oh, no! (YELLING)

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-(SCREECHES) -(YELLING)

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(GROANS) You all right? It's all right.

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Congratulations!

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You've just been rear-ended by Ace Ventura, pet detective.

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How does one get inside a perverted python with murder on its mind?

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Two words, my main mammalian man. X and ray.

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Hmm!

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Sock, license plate, light bulb.

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Why would a snake eat that stuff, Mandinga?

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I don't know, Monavonni.

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Maybe he's on that popular new billy goat diet.

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But, the real question is why would a snake want to do away with a celebrity bear?

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Talk to me, Sam of Spades, PI of the bow-wow set.

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Okay, I will, oh, keeper of the radar dish.

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I see three possible motives.

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One, an out-of-control case of limb envy.

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Motive two, jealousy.

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The bear gets paid a ton of cash, and all the python ever got was scale.

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Motive number three,

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the snake never forgot the injustices Goldilocks suffered

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at the paws of the three bears.

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Uh, Ace.

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Not now, I'm postulating.

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Post-u-lating! (SNAPPING FINGERS)

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What's with him?

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On!

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Off!

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BOTH: A trained python!

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And whoever trained him to dance must have also trained him to...

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Annihilate. Fill the streets with blood and viscera.

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I'd say these guys are a 10 on the sleazometer.

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Legendary Las Vegas superstars, Uwe and Roy.

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Hmm!

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Zoom in on that jacket.

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Funny, I don't see you as the sequin type.

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They're not sequins.

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They're light bulbs...

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just like the one here in our python pal's belly.

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Right arm, machachu. This won't hurt a bit.

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You can keep the sock, buddy. Whoo!

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Who's got your gizzard? Tickle, tickle!

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What are you going to do with the light bulb?

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(GRUNTING)

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Light my way to Las Vegas!

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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AGUADO: This stinks.

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Here I am in Vegas and I'm stuck babysitting a dumb bear.

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Shh! You're gonna hurt his feelings.

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Oh, like he can understand us.

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(GRUNTS)

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Yeah, he can.

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Well, the lights are on, but is anyone home?

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(WHISTLES)

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Don't you ever make fun of my apartment again.

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Now go, boss monkey-man.

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You know your mission.

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(SPIKE CHITTERING)

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Hello!

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(SQUEALS)

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Hmm. Spacious yet cozy.

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Yes?

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Uwe, it's you!

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It's really you.

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Be still, my beating heart.

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All my life, I've wanted to be you.

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To wear spandex and stick my head down an animal's throat.

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May I touch your sequins?

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Roy, come here!

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Someone remembers us!

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Wow!

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The Roy of Uwe and Roy.

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It doesn't get any better than this.

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We don't want to switch our long-distance phone service.

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Thank you, kindly.

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-(SCREAMING) -(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

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I thought I heard a monkey scream.

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Ooh, hoop of fire.

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When I was a kid, I tried to train my cat to do this trick, just like you.

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But poor Fluffy missed her cue and...

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And wow, the dancing python!

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My favorite!

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I love this guy!

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Can I meet him? Oh, please! Oh, please!

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Monty? You just missed him. He's on tour.

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I know his act.

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-Presenting Uwe and Roy's Amazing Dancing Snake. -(DRUMROLL)

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(INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING)

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Your partner's a real pip, but can he do Babalu's juggling bowling ball trick?

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Bad bear!

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Bad bear! Bad bear! Bad bear! Bad bear!

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Gee, I seem to have touched a nerve.

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Who are you, really?

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Thought you'd never ask.

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Ace Ventura, pet detective!

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A chance meeting with Babalu at the Furry Oaks Retreat, and a near-death experience

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with a certain dancing python reveals one connection, you!

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Motive? Revenge. Obviously!

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You and your partner were the toast of the Vegas strip.

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But the toast got burnt the day Babalu discovered bowling balls

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weren't just for juggling.

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He started packing them in at bowling alleys across the country,

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turning you into washed-up has-beens in a trailer park,

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the highlight of which is Luau Night on Tuesdays.

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Am I warm yet?

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Wow!

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Our fan really knows a lot about us.

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Yeah, a little too much.

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Wait, there's more.

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(WHISTLES)

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My favorite jacket.

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That makes sense, 'cause, you see, your scaly sidekick was packing this.

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Can you feel it? Huh? Huh? Yes! Yes!

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Where does it come from? I ask you.

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I ask you! Hey, nobody asked you.

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Fancy sleuthing, Mr. Ventura!

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Too bad you ain't going to share your little dance with no one else.

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(GRUNTS)

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Yes! (GRUNTS)

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Yeehaw! Whoo-hoo!

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Too bad you have to miss the bowling tournament, partner.

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It's going to be a real blast.

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Yeah! Especially when we plant that exploding...

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Don't tell him. He's nosy.

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And you know what we do to nosy people around here, pup?

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Give them a nice meal, and cab fare home?

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-Close. We peck out their eyes... -(GULPS)

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courtesy of Uwe and Roy's trained needle beak ninja storks, patent pending.

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And thank you for all your love and support.

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Hope to see you... (YELLS)

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You don't want these eyes.

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They've been soaking in jalapeno oil.

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-(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) -(SPIKE YELLS NERVOUSLY)

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Hey, it was worth a shot.

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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

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trying for his tenth perfect game in a row and a fortune in prize money,

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the champion, Babalu, the bowling bear!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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-And Babalu's opponent... Goldie Lockenbocker! -(CROWD BOOING)

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Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHS)

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Oh.

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(GRUNTING)

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Spike, remember what you learned at the monastery in Tibet?

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Yes, your spine is vanishing, your body melting,

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melting like butter.

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Creamy, smooth, smothered all over barbecued corn.

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Butter...

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Yes, now think back, but quickly, man!

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The second thing you learned in Tibet.

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Not that!

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(YELLS) Back!

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You already did the vanishing spy trick.

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(GROWLING)

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Yes! Yes! Be one with your Kundalini!

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Become the mighty monkey of steel!

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(VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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Now let's save us a bowling bear.

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(HORNS HONKING)

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ANNOUNCER: Let's rock and bowl, baby!

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

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Wow! He's good!

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Ah, I could do that.

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(UWE HUMMING)

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Oh, the smell of backstage!

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It smells like back...stage.

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Uwe, we have work to do.

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And now, a pet trick to end all pet tricks...

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-(MUSIC PLAYING) -(HUMMING)

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When Babalu's ball hits our nitro-filled pin in the 10th frame, kaboom!

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The unluckiest strike of all.

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Yes, then Babalu will see what it is like to pick up the pieces of his shattered life.

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Bad bear! Bad bear! Bad bear! Bad bear!

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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Go get 'em, Monty!

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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(CAR HORNS HONKING)

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Loo-hoo-sers.

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How we doing, grease monkey?

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(WHIRRING)

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One night only, monster trucks on the strip!

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Close up your moonroofs. The Acemobile takes no prisoners!

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(GRUNTS)

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That Goldie's good, champ. Too good!

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You have to bowl one more perfect frame to win this. (YELLS)

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So that's what's spoiling your concentration!

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Babalu, focus!

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Be one with the ball.

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Be the ball.

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(RETCHES)

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Park it in the usual spot.

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-CROUPIER: Black 18 is a winner. -(SCREECHES)

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Ventura, I said you were off this case.

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Wayne Newton, front row, and I want you to have them.

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Mr. Excitement?

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Danke schon!

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(GASPS) Tied?

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Let's not go into sudden-death overtime.

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The bomb must be in the ball.

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No!

336
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These aren't Wayne Newton tickets.

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They're a tribute to Wayne.

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I hear the gal does a wonderful job.

339
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Now, if you'll excuse me... Oh-ho, that's rich!

340
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Spike, play ball!

341
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Huh?

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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That's gotta hurt!

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(CROWD GASPING)

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He missed?

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He never misses.

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No!

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Our perfect game, ruined!

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Easy spare.

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Even a dumb animal can't miss it.

351
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Okay. So the bomb wasn't in the ball.

352
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So, it must be in the pin!

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You can do it! You're tough! You're strong!

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You're the best you can be!

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Babalu baby, give us a hug!

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-(BABALU GRUNTS SOFTLY) -(YELLS) Ow! Ow! Ow!

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(CROWD GASPING)

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It's that pet detective varmint!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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please welcome our very special guests, the legendary Uwe and Roy!

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Soon to be appearing in jail for attempting to blow up Babalu, the Bowling Bear.

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-(CROWD GASPING) -They like us.

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They really like us. (GASPS)

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(BABALU GRUNTS)

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Emilio, arrest those guys.

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For what, bad fashion sense?

367
00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:23,344
Hey, the day ain't totally down the old flusheroo.

368
00:21:23,378 --> 00:21:29,082
How about bad fashion sense and stealing a bowling trophy full of cash?

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(COUPLE YELLING) -Good night!

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Hope you enjoyed the show. Whoa!

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ACE: Upsy-daisy! Hey!

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I hope you've got your license.

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-(CAR REVVING) -Whoo!

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You are one talented bear.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(YELLING)

378
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Fancy driving there, champ!

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-(BONES CRUNCHING) -(GASPS)

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EWE: Bad bear, bad bear, bad bear, bad bear!

381
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Take care now! Bye-bye then!

382
00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:19,886
Sure he can bowl, but his Elvis impersonation stinks.

383
00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:22,854
Oh, don't listen to them.

384
00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:25,990
They're just jealous because they're lousy drivers.

385
00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:28,658
Thank you! Thank you very much!

386
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:37,332
It's too bad old Babalu had to blow his winning streak, but better that than blow up.

387
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,300
Which reminds me,

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did you retrieve that nitro-filled bowling pin like I asked you to?

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-Spike? -(SCREECHES)

390
00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:51,942
I can't believe that stupid bear couldn't hit one lousy pin.

391
00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:56,279
Well, I think, we can rest easy, knowing Aguado's on the case.

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(EXPLOSION)

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La-hoo-se-her.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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