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♪ Ace Ventura

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♪ Pet detective

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Yes, can you feel it?

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♪ He can sniff like a dog He's slippery as a frog

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♪ Ace Ventura

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(LAUGHS)

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♪ Radar like a bat

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♪ He's a way cool cat

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(YELPS) Loo-hoo-ser!

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♪ When the detective's on a trail

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♪ He is so protective

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Even if his brain seems defective.

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♪ Ace Ventura

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♪ Pet detective

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♪ He can roll back in time and save a dino in distress

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♪ Ace Ventura

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Yes! Yes!

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♪ He'll squash an alien bug

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♪ What a mess

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Gross!

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♪ He's pesky as a flea Stings like a bee

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♪ Swings like a monkey

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♪ And ooh, what a hunk

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♪ He's Ace Ventura

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♪ Pet detective

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♪ Ace Ventura ♪

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All righty, then.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(LAUGHS)

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The Ocean Channel proudly presents another episode

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of the Seas of Knowledge, with your host Skip Tracer.

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Wow!

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(GRUNTS) Sorry.

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Skip, babe, that's you.

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Hey, ocean freaks,

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that's not just a lot of water, it's a lot of fish, too.

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Me and my board, Chunk, have shredded some tasty waves

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in our pursuit of ocean knowledge.

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MAN 1: Hey, hey, get out of here with that, will you?

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Noise.

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MAN 1: Hey, I'm trying to fish over here.

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Hey, that's my catch of the day.

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You're way over the limit, pork chop.

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(DRUMMING)

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You one of them animal rights pinkos?

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If I am, will you marry me?

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Captain, he's bigger than Jupiter.

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We've got to change course.

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Mustn't get caught in gravitational pull.

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Could circle him forever.

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-(GROWLS) -DIRECTOR: Excuse me.

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Gentlemen, we're trying to film a nature documentary.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Then point your cameras this way, boys.

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We got monkeys.

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We got the biggest whale on Earth.

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MAN 2: What is that? Get out of the way!

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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-ACE: Move it, sunshine! -(THUDS)

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(CHUCKLES) Gnarly!

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That mega fish nearly creamed me.

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Try mega mammal, surfer girl.

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-This is a blue whale. Balaenoptera musculus. -Cool.

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And one thing it does not do

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is beach itself in Miami during high tide.

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But being the host of a nature documentary,

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-you would know that, wouldn't you, Skip? -Sure.

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You would also know

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that whales possess a highly developed system of communication.

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So let's see what our ocean friend can tell us

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about his navigational mishap

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with a little number I call Song of the Whale.

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(VOCALIZING)

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-(BELCHES) -(ACE YELPS)

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(LAUGHING)

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Yummy.

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Dude, what did he say?

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Isn't it obvious? He doesn't like the beach.

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So let's get his big blue butt back in the water pronto, okay?

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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

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On your mark, get set, go.

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-(GASPS) Electrodes? -(BEEPING)

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No, wait!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Sweet Noah's ghost!

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An electronic remote guidance system.

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But why?

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Why would someone want to deliberately beach a whale?

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Think. Think. Think.

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-Come on, babe, let's do lunch. -Killer.

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Did he say "killer"?

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Bug fish! Cool!

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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Do not touch that lobster.

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Hmm.

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(SLURPING)

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Okay, no electronic guidance system here.

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You're safe for now, 'cause I've got news for you, Skippy.

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That wasn't a whale looking for a suntan out there.

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That was a deliberate attempt on your life.

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-(BOTH LAUGH) -(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

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Go on, laugh at the funny pet detective.

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I'll be the one laughing

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when you have 20 tons of balaenoptera musculus

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sitting on your face.

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You mean like that balae... Balae...

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-Come on. -Balae...

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-Come on. -Mega fish!

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ACE: Huh?

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Oh.

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Check, please.

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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(ALL SCREAM)

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The same whale plops in Skip Tracer's lap twice in one day.

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Obviously, just a coincidence. I can see my work is done here.

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No, wait. You were right.

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Man, I'm tired of being right.

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But spank you for noticing.

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(SPIKE CHATTERING)

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You salvaged the dinner rolls. Quick work, banana boy.

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Now, that whale was electronically dispatched

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to perform a Skip Tracer wipeout.

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-Didn't think I spoke surfer, did you? -Uh... Yeah.

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Key ideas, pay attention.

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Who did it? What's the motive? A jealous girlfriend?

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A surf rival who keeps getting bumped off the big one?

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A disgruntled former Seas of Knowledge host?

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French doctor of oceanography?

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No big secret, he was dumped from his show by golden boy here.

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You mean Jacques DuMonc? But he's...

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Sleeping with the fishes?

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Literally. Freak diving accident.

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Got a blue marlin right through the chest.

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Well, dead men tell no tales,

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which is why they make lousy suspects.

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When you slap them around looking for answers,

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they crumble to dust.

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However, there's an innocent whale out there who's going to miss migration

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because someone's making a killer whale out of him.

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And that someone needs a spanking,

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which is why I'll be waiting for him when he strikes again.

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All clear.

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(WHOOPING)

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Dude! My place is a mile from the ocean.

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No whale's going to get me here.

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MAN: (ON RADIO) We interrupt this program for an emergency bulletin.

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A whale, I repeat, a whale has just been sighted heading down Palm Boulevard.

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Think again, Johnny Waterlog.

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(SCREAMS) Whale!

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Where?

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(YELPS) Ooh!

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Ew!

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The thought of swallowing Skip gives me intestinal spasms.

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Let's roll!

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(BEEPING)

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Get out of the whale-pool lane!

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Bella's got love handles. Yes!

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No! No!

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Ouch.

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(GROANS)

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This is definitely going to push up my premium. Hmm.

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Shortcut.

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(SCREAMING)

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-You okay in there, beach boy? -Whoa.

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Hang ten, daddy-o.

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This whale's going to take us straight to the big kahuna.

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-(GASPS) -(SPIKE SHRIEKS)

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ALL: Spike!

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(GURGLING)

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(SCREAMS)

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You! You ain't no catch of the day.

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You just missed it, chum bucket,

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the biggest whale on Earth, next to you.

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(LAUGHS)

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(YELPING)

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Your head, what is that? It's hard as a rock.

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Ace brown hair cement.

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It's more than a fashion statement.

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It conditions while it protects. I'm soaking in it.

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Okay, Hemingway, know where I can rent a skiff?

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I've got a whale to catch.

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(HORN HONKS)

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On second thought,

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come on, monkey man, we're joining the navy.

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Captain, I appeal to your sense of decency

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to change the course of this vessel.

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The life of a whale depends on it.

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Poseidon's beachball!

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I've entered a nautical chamber of horrors.

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You one of those animal rights pinkos?

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That's for me to know, and you to find out.

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I seek the whale.

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Captain?

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The agency sent me. I'm the temp. The temp captain.

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What happened to Captain Stewart?

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Please, have mercy.

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Not my prized marlin.

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Okay, sailor,

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see anything large and moving faster than my innards

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after an espresso and a bran muffin?

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(MACHINE BEEPING)

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Two miles south and disappearing fast.

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Good work, man. Follow that whale.

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(CHATTERING)

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Keep your eye on the bouncing ball, matey.

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I'll be on the poop deck dropping off the captain's log.

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I want to have a word with you.

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And I with you.

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This ship has a dress code, sailor.

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Men, throw him in the brig.

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You can't tell them what to do. I'm the captain.

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Really? So am I.

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(SHRIEKS) My evil twin.

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Quick, fetch the sacred book of the mariner.

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We must read Neptune's incantation backwards five times

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and cast the sea spawn to the abyss from whence he came.

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I'll have you put in irons.

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After you say "anchors aweigh."

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Anchors aweigh?

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Spank you.

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(SCREAMS)

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Loo-hoo-se-her!

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It's the blue whale, Captain. We're closing in.

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Yes! That's the way I like it. Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

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♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪

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(CHATTERING)

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At ease, boatswain. What is it?

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(CHATTERING)

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The men speak of mutiny.

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-Mutiny? -Fret not, Nelly.

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I'll soon have the mutineers eating out of my hand.

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-Mm! -Settle down, boys!

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It's time for Captain Ace, unplugged.

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ALL: Yay!

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♪ Oh, I'm a sailing man Of that I'm sure

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♪ I've sailed them down to the last

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♪ My mizzenmast is whizzing past

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♪ And I never sail without my whale of a tail

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♪ I'm a one-eyed Jack some say I'm cracked

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♪ I'm no captain but I'm number two

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♪ I only sail when the moon is full

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♪ And my poop deck's fairly pooped ♪

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-No, no, make him stop! -(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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My ears, they're bleeding.

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I can't stand the pain!

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Hello, skipper.

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(GROWLS) I'll have you court-martialed.

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You can't court-martial me.

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I'm a civilian, remember?

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That suits me fine, stowaway. I'll have you keelhauled.

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All righty then. You leave me no choice but to walk the plank.

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Take care. Bye-bye.

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Now, our whale should be around here somewhere.

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After that maniac!

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Captain, we can't do anything without our sonar.

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What do you mean "without our sonar"?

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(BEEPING)

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ACE: There she blows.

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Pet dick to Moby Dick. Pet dick to Moby Dick.

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Do you read me? (GASPS)

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(BOTH YELP)

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I'm hungry, but I just don't feel like a sub.

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Hard body.

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00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,761
Either Moby's been going to the gym,

266
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:19,063
or we got the wrong whale. Hmm?

267
00:14:19,097 --> 00:14:21,800
(SPEAKING WITH FRENCH ACCENT) What are you doing on my vessel?

268
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:23,135
Glad you asked.

269
00:14:23,168 --> 00:14:27,039
I was looking for a whale when your vessel rear-ended my dinghy.

270
00:14:27,506 --> 00:14:28,974
(SPIKE SCREAMS)

271
00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:34,446
Nothing I can't buff out.

272
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,549
You haven't seen any whales around here, have you?

273
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:40,018
No, no whales around here.

274
00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:42,421
Really?

275
00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:44,156
Maybe I should come down and have a look around.

276
00:14:44,189 --> 00:14:48,695
I am afraid insurance regulations prohibit that.

277
00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:54,501
(STRAINING) I'm sorry, I really have to use the latrine.

278
00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:57,971
I think it's the navy bean soup. Phew!

279
00:14:59,839 --> 00:15:00,840
(SPIKE SHRIEKS)

280
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:06,913
Nice place you have.

281
00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:08,581
You really ought to get it steam cleaned.

282
00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:11,384
I thought you had to use the facility.

283
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,953
Shh. I couldn't wait.

284
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,524
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

285
00:15:16,557 --> 00:15:18,159
Hey? I'm sorry?

286
00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:21,462
Did you say something about an all-male dance review?

287
00:15:21,495 --> 00:15:23,130
No, I said...

288
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:24,932
ACE: Oh, save your breath, crusty.

289
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,067
No one understands French around here.

290
00:15:27,101 --> 00:15:29,336
How did you know I am French?

291
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:31,672
Gee, I don't know.

292
00:15:31,705 --> 00:15:35,109
Maybe this box of Jerry Lewis videos gave it away.

293
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,444
Uh... They were a gift.

294
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,513
Allow me to explain.

295
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,248
You're really Jacques DuMonkey,

296
00:15:41,282 --> 00:15:45,420
ex Seas of Knowledge host and current would-be-assassin.

297
00:15:45,453 --> 00:15:47,589
Oui, oui, monsieur, I am Jacques.

298
00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:50,992
And you are... How you say, a dead man.

299
00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,862
No, you're the dead man.

300
00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:55,430
At least that's what they told me.

301
00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:56,898
But I know you faked your demise

302
00:15:56,932 --> 00:16:00,335
and were behind all this from the very beginning.

303
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,304
Only you had the motive.

304
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,773
Fired from the Seas of Knowledge due to low ratings

305
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:07,342
and the high cost of a 24-hour English tutor,

306
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,880
you, who supposedly died in a freak gefilte fish accident.

307
00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:14,417
Marlin accident through the chest.

308
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:16,118
But you were really out to sea,

309
00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:18,921
plotting your revenge against your hip new replacement,

310
00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:22,458
a bonehead surfer who doesn't know a scallop from a sea monkey.

311
00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:25,862
Dude, you came to rescue me!

312
00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,230
Whatever.

313
00:16:27,263 --> 00:16:31,067
Okay, Jacquise, where's the whale and what have you done to him?

314
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:34,637
The whale is all part of my elaborate revenge scheme,

315
00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:37,139
which you are too late to stop.

316
00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:39,176
As you already know,

317
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:42,779
this whale is under my electronic command.

318
00:16:42,813 --> 00:16:44,448
See that explorer pod?

319
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:47,918
It houses a powerful sonic explosive device,

320
00:16:47,951 --> 00:16:52,289
where with the flick of this, the bomb will go off.

321
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,057
Boom!

322
00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:57,494
Unleashing a wall of water that will destroy Skip Tracer

323
00:16:57,527 --> 00:17:01,732
and his entire staff of idiots once and for all.

324
00:17:01,765 --> 00:17:05,035
This French dude's a trip, man!

325
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:06,070
What about the whale?

326
00:17:06,104 --> 00:17:08,840
Boom as well, blubber everywhere.

327
00:17:08,873 --> 00:17:11,676
And you call yourself a man of ocean science?

328
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:14,245
Who are you to question moi?

329
00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:17,749
Who am I? Who am I?

330
00:17:17,782 --> 00:17:19,550
(IN GERMAN ACCENT) I am Heinz Getwellvet,

331
00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:22,320
trainer of dolphins and friend to the whale.

332
00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:25,256
We play cards, we go to the movies,

333
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:29,127
we eat the tiny plankton fishes together by candlelight.

334
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:34,500
So, if you harm one little parasitic cestode on the whale's dorsal fin,

335
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:37,336
I will put my German steel-tip boot

336
00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:38,804
up your French dorsal fin,

337
00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:41,607
which is to say your keister, heinie, tuchus.

338
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,877
Spear through the chest, or ride the bomb with monsieur stupide?

339
00:17:45,344 --> 00:17:46,478
Choice is yours.

340
00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:48,747
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) Gee, let me think.

341
00:17:48,781 --> 00:17:53,252
You know, Jacquola, while I mull this one over, how about a last request?

342
00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:55,387
And what would that be?

343
00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:58,624
To play my ukulele.

344
00:17:58,657 --> 00:17:59,859
By all means.

345
00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:01,962
I appreciate the soft, sweet strains

346
00:18:01,995 --> 00:18:04,731
of a friendly played ukulele.

347
00:18:04,764 --> 00:18:10,136
♪ Oh, I'm a sailing man Of that I'm sure

348
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,373
♪ I've sailed them down to the last

349
00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:15,542
♪ My mizzen...

350
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:18,812
I know that sound. It's seared into my brain.

351
00:18:18,845 --> 00:18:20,447
Man the depth charges!

352
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,249
But, Captain, our guidance system,

353
00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:24,951
we don't even know where we are.

354
00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:26,486
Then fire them in every direction!

355
00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:27,655
Just get him!

356
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:29,657
♪ I only sail when the moon is full

357
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:30,992
♪ And my poop deck's... ♪

358
00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:35,329
Did I mention I was tone deaf?

359
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:36,864
-(EXPLOSION) -(BOTH SCREAM)

360
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,067
Go, navy.

361
00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:45,906
(ALL SCREAMING)

362
00:18:49,944 --> 00:18:50,945
Phew!

363
00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:54,248
Go!

364
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,119
(BEEPING)

365
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,721
(BOTH GROAN)

366
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:04,426
Holy tentacle Tuesday!

367
00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:06,261
We're in the boom-boom room!

368
00:19:06,294 --> 00:19:10,032
If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

369
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:13,035
(INHALES DEEPLY)

370
00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:20,208
(BEEPING)

371
00:19:25,281 --> 00:19:26,382
(YELPS)

372
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,219
(EXHALES)

373
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,722
Do not go out there.

374
00:19:34,457 --> 00:19:36,325
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

375
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:42,331
Sacrebleu! Whale!

376
00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:45,201
ACE: Yes, we can rest easy.

377
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:47,270
The great whale is free.

378
00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:50,340
Free to join up with his migrating mates.

379
00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:51,875
Dude!

380
00:19:51,909 --> 00:19:55,212
Oh, that. Chill out, boogie boy.

381
00:19:55,245 --> 00:19:56,513
Spike has the detonator.

382
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,282
Spike?

383
00:20:01,552 --> 00:20:02,753
Whoa!

384
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,224
(SHRIEKS)

385
00:20:07,257 --> 00:20:08,826
(BOTH SCREAM)

386
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,230
SKIP: (WHOOPING) Surf's up!

387
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:14,732
Awesome!

388
00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:17,102
Could have had a spear in the chest,

389
00:20:17,135 --> 00:20:21,873
but no, I had to pick the bomb.

390
00:20:21,906 --> 00:20:23,608
This is your Coast Guard.

391
00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:25,710
We have a sudden tsunami alert!

392
00:20:25,744 --> 00:20:27,378
Clear the area. I repeat, clear the area!

393
00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:32,350
Great! Skip's been missing for hours. Now this.

394
00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:33,852
Wait, is that...

395
00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:36,521
Why, it's Skip!

396
00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:38,790
Cameras, roll 'em!

397
00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:41,392
-(SKIP WHOOPING) -(GASPS)

398
00:20:42,627 --> 00:20:46,132
Land, ho!

399
00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:50,870
(WHOOPING)

400
00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:53,873
DIRECTOR: Skip! Baby!

401
00:20:53,906 --> 00:20:56,242
Did you catch that ride, man?

402
00:20:56,275 --> 00:21:00,379
On tape, Skip, babe, every bit of it on tape.

403
00:21:00,412 --> 00:21:03,916
This is the publicity event of the year.

404
00:21:03,949 --> 00:21:06,519
Our ratings will go through the roof.

405
00:21:06,552 --> 00:21:09,622
Spike! Spike!

406
00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:13,293
Spike, my friend, my confidante,

407
00:21:13,326 --> 00:21:16,429
my secondary source of sight gags.

408
00:21:16,463 --> 00:21:19,332
I'll never find another you.

409
00:21:19,366 --> 00:21:22,435
Your revenge failed, DuMonc, but mine's just begun.

410
00:21:22,469 --> 00:21:26,473
Big blue and I will search the seven seas for your smelly French hide.

411
00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:27,607
(JACQUES YELPS)

412
00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:29,276
(JACQUES THUDS)

413
00:21:30,744 --> 00:21:32,179
Ahoy there!

414
00:21:32,212 --> 00:21:37,250
You're about to be had by Ace Ventura, Pet Avenger.

415
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:46,194
Spike. Some pal you are.

416
00:21:46,227 --> 00:21:48,129
I'm riding a tidal wave with Moondoggie,

417
00:21:48,162 --> 00:21:51,833
while you kick back on the Geppetto express.

418
00:21:51,866 --> 00:21:54,101
Always looking for the easy way out.

419
00:21:54,135 --> 00:21:55,903
There, there he lies.

420
00:21:55,937 --> 00:21:58,472
I want that lunatic under lock and key.

421
00:21:58,906 --> 00:22:00,908
Full steam ahead!

422
00:22:00,942 --> 00:22:03,444
But, Captain, our ship.

423
00:22:04,712 --> 00:22:06,915
(LAUGHING)

424
00:22:10,419 --> 00:22:12,421
(THEME SONG PLAYING)

425
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:20,074
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426
00:22:32,641 --> 00:22:34,477
♪ He's Ace Ventura ♪

427
00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:36,279
♪ Pet detective ♪

427
00:22:37,305 --> 00:23:37,222
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