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Terry!

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Hello.

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I've been trying to get hold of you for
days.

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Where is he?

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Who?

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The great man, numero uno.

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Art Badalian's given me a blank.

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No, it's about... Golly,
they love me, darling.

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Quest today, straight off the boat.

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So where is he?

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He's never at home.

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They lock up, engaged all the time.

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I billed him at the club in the ante.

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You look knackered.

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What are you, jogging?

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I'm going to see the bank manager.

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What do you want him for?

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We're all going to be rich, Till.

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Tickets, capisce?

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What are you on about?

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This is the big one, Till.

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I've been working on this for weeks.

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He'll be very impressed, I'm telling you.

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What?

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It's money in the bank.

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But see, it's too big for me.

28
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See, he's got the muscle, he's got you.

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He's not a gangster, though, you know.

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No, but he's a name, he's a face.

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25p.

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You what?

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25p?

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15p for cash.

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Don't go in there, darling, they take
liberties.

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Come on.

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Hey, come on, behave yourself.

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You ain't had breakfast yet.

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Got more front-end salvages you have.

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We can take over.

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We can break the monopoly.

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I'm not just talking about football,
anything.

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Wimbledon, ballet at Covent Garden,
boxing, Chelsea Flower Show.

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What about Phil?

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Who?

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King of the Taps.

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I mean, he's not going to abdicate, is he?

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So what?

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He's had a good run.

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The King's dead.

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Boom.

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Long live the new King.

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They've all got to go sometime,
haven't they?

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See, I've got so many ideas and plans.

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I'm going to really get my act together
while I'm away.

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Well, where are you going?

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I'm on bail, didn't you know?

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Crown Court next week.

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It's all right.

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My brief rent in six months.

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Hope my neck be a duddle.

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See, but that's why I've got to get this
tickets thing settled.

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I see.

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So you can go straight back in when you
come out?

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No, this is what I'm telling you.

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It's all legal.

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They advertise it in the Times.

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I've got a scheme that will curl the great
Arthur's ear.

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Pretty sure.

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Yes?

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A cup or two, please.

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And cappuccino, please.

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That's coffee.

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Anyway, I don't like young people.

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I certainly don't want to meet one of
them.

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He's not young people.

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He's a person, isn't he?

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He's not representative of the old
generation.

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Have you seen them?

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Look, there's one there.

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There's another one.

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Look at that one.

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That's a girl, that one.

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You know what I mean.

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They think they know it all, don't they?

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They're slovenly, rude, opinionated.

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Yeah, well, he reckons he's got Steve
Benson in his pocket.

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Old Benno?

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Yeah, old Benno.

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He's a fair play, wasn't he?

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Fair.

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He's brilliant.

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Had a few drinks the night before.

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He'd still pop a couple of goals in the
net the next day.

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And this, um... What's his name?

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Justin.

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He reckons he knows Benno, does he?

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Yeah, he gets about a bit.

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Move, move it, superstar.

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The ankle.

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Yeah, you can hobble to the bar.

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None of you are buying them, darling.

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Oi!

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This is supposed to be a training session!

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Who told you that?

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I'll be back in a minute.

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Who is he?

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An agent from Real Madrid?

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A media man?

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He's me counsellor from A.A.

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You don't have to take all that, do you?

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Yeah, I do.

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I can't even get the first team.

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Whatever, they can't even lace your boots.

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Yeah, yeah.

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What's the score with your men?

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Daily.

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I've got to meet with him.

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That's why I've got to know about the
deal.

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I don't know.

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He's well known.

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That's why I've got to know.

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Right.

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I can get 2,000 tickets for the
England-Scotland game.

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Cash on a nail, face value.

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You sell them on the open market for
whatever you can get.

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You fix your own price.

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Double, treble, even more?

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The old jocks will rob banks to get them
tickets.

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Right.

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That's why it's big.

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I could be a marked man for this.

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I usually do business with Phil.

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I collect all the tickets and the players
in London.

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But what do I get?

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Peanuts.

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He takes me for granted.

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Why should I make him richer?

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If I had the money, I'd buy the tickets
myself.

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But I haven't.

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And you're pot less.

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Slightly embarrassed.

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You're a skimp, Justin.

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Yeah, I'm sure so.

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Look, I'm relying on you.

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I mean, I don't know the villains and
gangsters.

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That's your game.

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Bloody right, that's my game.

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Good morning, gentlemen.

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Hello.

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May I take my coat, please?

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There he is, up there.

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Where?

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Play the piano.

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Thank you, sir.

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Mrs Mills.

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Come in, sir.

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The great man.

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Il senor Daly.

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Numero uno.

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You what?

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I tell you what.

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This is one of the greatest days of my
life.

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Come and sit down.

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Come and sit down.

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A glass of suave?

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And how did I know you liked suave?

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I didn't know.

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I just knew.

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Arthur, this is Justin.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Pleased to meet you.

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Cool, Arthur.

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Lay back.

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See that?

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He's sizing me up the old fox?

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What's that?

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I tell you what.

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I still can't believe it.

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Me sitting with you, Arthur.

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I mean, you don't mind me calling you
Arthur, do you, Arthur?

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No.

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Of course you don't.

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No, no.

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It's perfectly all right.

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Justin.

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Justin.

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Justin.

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And I tell you what.

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In my book, you are an hero.

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I mean, you're up there with a start.

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Bogey.

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Edward Gee.

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George Rath.

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Did you know him?

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Who?

197
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George Rath.

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When he came to London.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We had a few words.

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Yeah.

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I'll bet?

204
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And I've also said to Terry.

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I said, Terry, you are privileged to work
with Arthur Daly.

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When did you say that?

207
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I told you.

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Dozens of times.

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See, you can help me, Arthur.

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You've got it all.

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The knowledge, the wisdom, the experience.

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See, me, I'm just starting on the ladder.

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A mere apprentice.

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It's like Leonardo da Vinci.

215
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Now, he had the idea.

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The grand design.

217
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And he had all these other wallies.

218
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Well, like, apprentices, who'd paint in
the night.

219
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You know, a nose, or a tree, or a bit of
sky.

220
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But you see, they was
learning, which is why

221
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I'm grateful to break
bread with you, Arthur.

222
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Yeah, we're talking of bread.

223
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Any chance of seeing the menu?

224
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Sorry, sir.

225
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I do get on a bit, don't I?

226
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Mario?

227
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Just a bit.

228
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See, the trouble is, you do not understand
ambition, Terence.

229
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The kind of advice I can give this young
man, you do not get in colleges.

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Signore, I want you to make Mr. Daly a man
of respect, if that's the expression.

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Ta.

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Uomo rispettato.

233
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Ta.

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Ater daily.

235
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Then I am delighted to meet you.

236
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Many people talk about you.

237
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Really?

238
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Ater daily.

239
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I would rather have you in my estorante,
than Egon Rooney.

240
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Please, enjoy yourself.

241
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What a nice man.

242
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He's a diamond, old Mario.

243
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He is just as well, isn't he?

244
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His partner was after you a year ago.

245
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You sold him a Merc.

246
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Who?

247
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His partner.

248
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What's his name?

249
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Angelo.

250
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Yeah, the one who sent you a solicitor's
letter.

251
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As usual, you got it all wrong,
haven't you?

252
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That man had a little café in the Arrow
Road.

253
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Anyway, I was like, I know it was stolen.

254
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Judge said I was a mere prawn in the game.

255
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And the jury said you were a prune.

256
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I still got off with a £300 fine,
though, didn't I?

257
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See, this is it, Arthur.

258
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You can help me.

259
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You know all the dodges.

260
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You are a total, thorough, unmitigated
rogue.

261
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And that's why I admire you.

262
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Got him in one.

263
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I think I'll just have the spaghetti
bolognese.

264
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Now, I understand you've got an offer that
I may have to reject.

265
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No, no, Arthur.

266
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Suddenly, I don't hear from you.

267
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Yeah, well, I've been busy.

268
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What are you talking about?

269
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You don't even play.

270
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I don't even see your name in the papers
anymore.

271
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We had a meet last week.

272
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So what's going on?

273
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You didn't show.

274
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I've been very generous to you, Benno.

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Yeah?

276
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,250
Who are you kidding?

277
00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,490
Look, most people don't want to know about
you.

278
00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:05,950
But I'm a sentimentalist.

279
00:09:06,975 --> 00:09:09,090
I can remember when you was a fine player.

280
00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:11,230
How would you know?

281
00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:12,730
Don't get clever with me.

282
00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:16,670
We need to have a serious discussion about
the tartan army.

283
00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:20,330
Yeah, well, I'm having negotiations with
other people.

284
00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:21,630
What people?

285
00:09:22,490 --> 00:09:24,530
There are no other people.

286
00:09:25,225 --> 00:09:26,830
There's Keith Prowse and me.

287
00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:31,290
If McEnroe wants briefs for Wynwood and he
comes to me, then he's playing there.

288
00:09:31,765 --> 00:09:33,645
Don't give me all that stuff about other
people.

289
00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:35,226
Yeah, well, they're well connected.

290
00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,050
Connected with who?

291
00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:36,710
Their top men.

292
00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:38,230
What's that supposed to mean?

293
00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:40,710
They've got a sauna club in Upper Norwood.

294
00:09:40,930 --> 00:09:41,930
They've got muscle.

295
00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:44,370
You want to know about muscle?

296
00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,360
Well, there's Cedric.

297
00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:49,330
And a hundred more.

298
00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:51,890
Tell your friends that.

299
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,850
Old Benson's got a friend who works in the
office at Wembley Stadium.

300
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,890
And he's going to get 2,000 tickets for
the England-Scotland match.

301
00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:06,870
Nicked?

302
00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:08,170
No, no, no.

303
00:10:08,415 --> 00:10:09,575
He's got to settle the books.

304
00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:12,130
Because you know now you have to apply by
post for the ticket.

305
00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:13,740
And you have to live in England.

306
00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:16,030
That's to stop the Scoties flooding the
sacred turf.

307
00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,070
Well, that's right.

308
00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:18,766
They were going to go to race relations,
weren't they?

309
00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:19,030
Yeah.

310
00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,070
Anyway, he ignores some of these letters.

311
00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:22,370
And this is the beauty of it.

312
00:10:22,610 --> 00:10:24,230
He's going to keep 2,000 tickets.

313
00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:25,830
I mean, it's all legal.

314
00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,215
They don't mind as long as they get their
dough.

315
00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:31,590
So I said to old Ben, I said, there's only
one person who can handle this.

316
00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:33,170
Arthur Daly.

317
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,740
I said, you've got the contacts, you've got

318
00:10:34,741 --> 00:10:36,911
the muscle, and you've
got the organisation.

319
00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:38,090
Sod Phil.

320
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,030
How much?

321
00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:43,290
Well, so it's 2,000 tickets, eight pound
each.

322
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,090
That's 16 grand.

323
00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,670
So a drink for him, two grand.

324
00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:46,370
That's 18 grand.

325
00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:47,350
How much?

326
00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:48,010
18 grand.

327
00:10:48,011 --> 00:10:49,310
No, no, I heard what you said.

328
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,040
No, I'd like to hear it again.

329
00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,026
Well, I mean, you treble that in a week.

330
00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:53,530
Even more.

331
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,590
You want me to lend you 18 grand?

332
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,390
No, no, Arthur.

333
00:10:57,430 --> 00:10:58,430
Not lend.

334
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,926
I mean, it's an investment, isn't it?

335
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:00,950
We'll split the profit.

336
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,466
And obviously, you get the lion's share.

337
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:03,650
Thank you very much, Tom.

338
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,426
Well, I thought you would have grabbed it.

339
00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,850
It's like printing money, isn't it?

340
00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:08,510
The impetuosity of youth?

341
00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,410
If you want to know about wisdom,
my son, suss it out first.

342
00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:14,190
When anyone offers me a bargain,
I know there's a catch.

343
00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,600
There is no catch, honest.

344
00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:16,390
That is the catch.

345
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,630
When I hear the word honest, I reach for
my solicitor.

346
00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:19,710
Trust me.

347
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:20,950
Why?

348
00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:22,470
No, you're right.

349
00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:23,540
Who needs trust?

350
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:24,570
I'm being very naive.

351
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,050
You are indeed, my son.

352
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,866
But I'm learning, though, aren't I?

353
00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:30,310
I've got 2,000 tickets for the
England-Scotland match.

354
00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:32,426
Have you got any contacts in Scotland?

355
00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:33,110
Of course I have.

356
00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:34,330
No, I mean big.

357
00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:35,130
Big.

358
00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:36,150
Tell him.

359
00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:38,390
What?

360
00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:40,030
Well, tell him about Big Amish.

361
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,330
Him?

362
00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:42,490
Well...

363
00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:44,470
Well, he's Scottish.

364
00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:45,250
He's big.

365
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,480
He's not called Jimmy.

366
00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:46,830
No.

367
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:48,070
He's called Amish.

368
00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:49,670
He's violent.

369
00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:50,310
He's a right...

370
00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,290
He's a personal friend of mine.

371
00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:52,810
Top man.

372
00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:53,710
Chairman of the board.

373
00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:54,190
Know what I mean?

374
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:54,570
Right.

375
00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:55,490
We'll phone him right now.

376
00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:56,630
Mario's got a phone.

377
00:11:57,860 --> 00:11:58,860
He's a goer, ain't he?

378
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,010
18 grand?

379
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:02,510
I think he likes you.

380
00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,630
Yeah.

381
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:04,780
Some people do, you know.

382
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,560
Try to help?

383
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,480
You always help people, Phil.

384
00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:18,170
You don't get credit for your charity work
either.

385
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,000
True.

386
00:12:19,395 --> 00:12:20,915
People don't know about that, do they?

387
00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:23,220
Well, that's because you're an anonymous
benefactor.

388
00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:23,700
Yeah.

389
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,200
Well, I don't get the credit for it.

390
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,180
I think you should get an OBE.

391
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,000
Orphans and widows and bloody distressed
footballers.

392
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,660
Who's his pal?

393
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,840
Young Justin.

394
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:35,560
Right lemon.

395
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,180
Flash kick.

396
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,460
Got no formula.

397
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,460
Never mind.

398
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,160
Give him a pull.

399
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:39,540
Right.

400
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:40,340
Hey, what's up?

401
00:12:40,341 --> 00:12:42,180
Not a bad drop of verturimonia?

402
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,076
You know, brandy's not bad either.

403
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:44,420
Vert.

404
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:45,520
Hold up.

405
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:46,940
Well?

406
00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:47,740
Hamish.

407
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:48,820
Yeah, sure.

408
00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:52,160
He was in the middle of his mints and
totties, whatever they call it.

409
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:52,460
Yeah, yeah.

410
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,255
Well, when he's had
his rhubarb and custard,

411
00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:56,017
he'll hop on here to
Sydney and there you go.

412
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:56,440
A result.

413
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:57,480
Justine.

414
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,120
Early days?

415
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:01,660
Salad.

416
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,720
You'll like Hamish.

417
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:08,920
He's a bit of a rough diamond, but, um...

418
00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,070
But what?

419
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,256
He's a bit of a rough diamond,
but, um... He's all right.

420
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,280
You'll like him.

421
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:14,680
And Justine.

422
00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:15,980
Not too much rabbit?

423
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,080
Stum, stum.

424
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:17,840
You're the governor.

425
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,060
No, you forget it.

426
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,720
You booked him into a hotel?

427
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:21,780
No.

428
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,200
No.

429
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,960
I thought he could kip at your drums.

430
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,480
OK?

431
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:25,920
No.

432
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,480
Terence, he's a colleague.

433
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,060
He growls.

434
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,180
You what?

435
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,780
He growls and he mutters.

436
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,060
And then he attacks.

437
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,280
I had three fights the last time he was
down.

438
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,160
That's the one, innit?

439
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,560
Platform seven.

440
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,020
Yeah.

441
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:40,280
Yeah.

442
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:40,660
OK, I'll see you after.

443
00:13:40,661 --> 00:13:40,940
I'll see you after.

444
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,420
See you.

445
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:47,920
Is that him?

446
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,120
Where?

447
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,080
There.

448
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,600
He looks sort of growler.

449
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:52,860
He's big enough.

450
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,480
Where is he?

451
00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:58,760
Are you Mr. Daly?

452
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,360
Don't creep up on me like that.

453
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:01,620
I'm very fussy.

454
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:02,740
Hamish couldn't come.

455
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,060
I'm the open razor.

456
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:04,720
What?

457
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:05,520
Razor.

458
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:06,900
You can call me Alasdair.

459
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:07,780
Nice to meet you, Arthur.

460
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,460
Nice to meet a friend of Hamish.

461
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,980
I'm afraid your man is unavoidably
indisposed.

462
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:12,720
He's in the hospital.

463
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:13,460
Never.

464
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:13,780
What?

465
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,100
What's he got?

466
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:17,920
Two broken legs, broken wrist, dislocated
shoulder, multiple cuts and abrasions.

467
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,240
Dear.

468
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,500
Street accident?

469
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,160
Aye.

470
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,460
It was in the street.

471
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,420
Is this your wee gang, then?

472
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:25,980
Well, it's Terry.

473
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,800
Justine.

474
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,080
Hamish says you're a good man to do
business with.

475
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:30,400
You know.

476
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,160
You're my own road.

477
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,320
You're what?

478
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,200
I'm not talking to the top man.

479
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:36,880
He's met them all.

480
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:37,540
Jewel Draft.

481
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:38,720
Murder Incorporated.

482
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,960
He is nationwide, coast to coast.

483
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,100
You ain't talking to some little gauble
stairway now.

484
00:14:43,101 --> 00:14:44,480
This is Harper Daly.

485
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,000
Capisce?

486
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,580
Who is he?

487
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,020
He's with me.

488
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:48,900
OK, chaps.

489
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,120
You're marking my card.

490
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:50,460
Fine.

491
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:51,180
That's right.

492
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:54,280
I mean, here we were, ready to welcome old
Hamish, coughing and growling and

493
00:14:54,281 --> 00:14:56,201
spitting, and you turn up in the Alan Wick
again.

494
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:57,716
I mean, we just got to adjust, didn't we?

495
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:57,840
Yeah.

496
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:58,900
Thank you, Justine.

497
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,480
Well, I mean, it's his attitude, ain't it?

498
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,740
I mean, it's a seller's market.

499
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,820
I'm booked into the Haldi Inn,
Swiss Cottage.

500
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,200
You know the way, Mr. Daly?

501
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,400
Yeah, yeah.

502
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,160
See?

503
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,760
He don't growl, do he?

504
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,560
Not yet.

505
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:13,740
You know the way, Mr. Daly?

506
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,600
You mean we ain't on the firm?

507
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,280
Apparently not, no.

508
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:32,980
It's all high finance now, ain't it?

509
00:15:33,445 --> 00:15:35,205
Well, he ain't going to stitch us up, is he?

510
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:36,660
Who's us?

511
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:37,900
Me and Benson.

512
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,186
I mean, he is honest, ain't he?

513
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,210
The great man.

514
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,340
No.

515
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:43,290
Now you tell me.

516
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,800
Well, work it out for yourself.

517
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,170
He's been around a long time, Arthur,
ain't he?

518
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:48,490
He knows the worth of a pound.

519
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,716
Anyway, I don't know what you're going on
about.

520
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,420
I mean, you had nothing yesterday,
did you?

521
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,136
And tomorrow, you might have a few,
Bob.

522
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,160
Fair enough, ain't it?

523
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,840
Yeah, I suppose so.

524
00:15:58,550 --> 00:15:59,990
Well, I wouldn't worry about Arthur.

525
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,620
It's the other bloke you should start
thinking about.

526
00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:05,656
Well, that's a bit steep, Arthur.

527
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,680
35 grand.

528
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:07,900
That's what?

529
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,540
About 17 pounds 50 pence per ticket.

530
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,180
Yeah.

531
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,430
Steep, Arthur, steep.

532
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,776
My people wouldn't like that.

533
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,240
Well, you've still got handy profit.

534
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,956
I mean, them jocks, some of them,
they'd commit murder to get a ticket.

535
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:18,980
Aye.

536
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,160
They would.

537
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:22,580
Well, that was a figure of speech,
obviously.

538
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,880
No.

539
00:16:24,465 --> 00:16:25,745
You got it right the first time.

540
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,310
Yeah, well, they do like their football,
don't they?

541
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,420
Just for a second, let's forget about the
tickets.

542
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,720
I just want you to concentrate on the
logistics of the big game, yes?

543
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:42,364
Let's say that 10,000
or maybe 20,000 people,

544
00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:46,001
punters, are converging
on Wembley from Scotland.

545
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:50,840
Let us assume that each punter has in his
pocket 100 pounds.

546
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,440
That's a liberal assessment.

547
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:54,700
This is an army on the move.

548
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,220
100 pounds times 10,000 equals one
million.

549
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:00,800
A million, Arthur.

550
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,430
I'm giving you that.

551
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:05,110
All you've got to do is get the money out
of their pockets.

552
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:07,650
From the moment they cross the border,
they're fair game.

553
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,460
They've got to be fed, sheltered,
and, more importantly, refreshed.

554
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,420
It's a remarkable prospect, is it not?

555
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:16,420
Yeah.

556
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,600
Yeah, it is.

557
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,760
Tickets.

558
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,240
How's your glass, Arthur?

559
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,480
Well, yeah, I could have a drop.

560
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,100
Tickets are a mere bagatelle.

561
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,800
A drop in the limitless ocean which I have
pictured for you.

562
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,360
I am suggesting a huge exercise.

563
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:37,965
A major operation.

564
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,220
See Hamish.

565
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,620
He was a small man.

566
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,940
The days of the wild men are over.

567
00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,175
The world is ruled by accountants now.

568
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,520
And a few entrepreneurs like yourself.

569
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,310
Do I assume like you?

570
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,540
I'm talking to an accountant.

571
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,560
You've got it in one, Arthur.

572
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,320
We want to get together an attractive
package.

573
00:17:57,570 --> 00:17:58,280
Two nights in London.

574
00:17:58,540 --> 00:17:59,580
A decent bed.

575
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,180
Continental breakfast.

576
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,260
A couple of hand-picked clubs.

577
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,580
And a ticket for the game.

578
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,740
People will pawn their videos to get to
Wembley.

579
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,900
At least let's make it worth their while.

580
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,400
A weekend to remember?

581
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,560
I like it.

582
00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:14,810
In fact, I'm very fond of it.

583
00:18:14,905 --> 00:18:18,700
Hey, a pal of mine has got 3,000
autographed photographs of Charlie Nicholas.

584
00:18:18,701 --> 00:18:20,800
I mean, that would make a good souvenir,
wouldn't it?

585
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,850
Why not, Arthur?

586
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:24,590
You're the kind of guy we need.

587
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:25,990
You know this city.

588
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:27,730
We can guarantee the bodies.

589
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:29,650
All you have to do is bury them.

590
00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:32,020
Are you suggesting a partnership?

591
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,720
That's it.

592
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,760
Mind you, I still have to see other people.

593
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,180
Well, like who?

594
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:40,190
Do you know a man called Phil?

595
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,500
Yeah, yeah.

596
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,230
Yeah, Phil's all right if you want to go
to the Royal Ballet.

597
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,800
But if you want breeze for England,
Scotland, I'm your man.

598
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,160
We've worked with him before.

599
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,320
He says he can get any amount of tickets.

600
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:50,840
Does he?

601
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:51,700
All right.

602
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:52,780
Yeah.

603
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,880
Phil's a dreamer.

604
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:55,550
He don't realize that I've taken over.

605
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,140
I like your confidence, Arthur.

606
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,189
Are you ready to go to
Glasgow, put the tickets

607
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,001
on the table, meet my
associates, shake hands?

608
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,660
Um, well, there are one or two details.

609
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,800
In principle, I mean.

610
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:08,310
Yeah, yeah, in principle.

611
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,440
And Glasgow?

612
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,120
Maybe tomorrow?

613
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,080
Glasgow?

614
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,740
The natives are quite friendly.

615
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,360
Yeah?

616
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,020
What's he doing?

617
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,410
We're over here.

618
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:40,830
Arthur.

619
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,980
Sometimes I worry about him.

620
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,120
Where's he going?

621
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,420
Hey, what are you doing?

622
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,860
Thinking, thinking.

623
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,640
You know, oiling the old grain matter.

624
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,920
Considering things.

625
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:10,916
Come on, you can do that in a motor,
can't you?

626
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:11,900
No, no, no, it's not the same.

627
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,080
And young Justin giving me GBA for the
year olds.

628
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,560
I've never seen you think before.

629
00:20:18,561 --> 00:20:19,561
Don't scoff.

630
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,310
This is a command decision.

631
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,580
You don't have these problems.

632
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,476
Have you ever put your hand in your pocket
and come out with 18 grand?

633
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,500
Of course not.

634
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,160
It's beyond your experience, isn't it?

635
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,316
I've had a poor buddy in them revenue.

636
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:32,100
Yeah, what is that?

637
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,240
Two bob.

638
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:35,590
They'd probably owe you if you play your
cards right.

639
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,680
No, I'm talking about real money.

640
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:39,200
Well, have you got it?

641
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400
Of course I have.

642
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,120
But that's not the point.

643
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,660
My money is tied up.

644
00:20:44,635 --> 00:20:45,676
Well, can't you get it out of the bank?

645
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

646
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:47,580
Hello, Mr. Bank Manager.

647
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,600
I've got 2,000 aughty football tickets.

648
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,340
Hardly a kitchen extension or a new roof,
is it?

649
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,260
I've got a sold of tickets.

650
00:20:55,035 --> 00:20:56,355
I've been borrowing my own dough.

651
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,280
And what happens if Alistair's pals don't
want to buy?

652
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:02,160
Well, supposing they do, and we get
hijacked on the way back?

653
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:02,980
Hijacked?

654
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:03,120
Yeah.

655
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:04,620
Anything could happen.

656
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:05,820
Earthquake.

657
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:06,340
Do what?

658
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,560
What has happened to Amish the Growler?

659
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,040
I don't know.

660
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,170
No, nobody knows.

661
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,340
Which is why I'm schlepping around the
environs of...

662
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:14,640
Where are we?

663
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:15,500
Swiss Cottage.

664
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:15,760
Yeah.

665
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:17,260
Thinking.

666
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,760
So just, just, just leave me alone.

667
00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:21,300
Well, do you want us to wait, then?

668
00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:21,860
Well, obviously.

669
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,520
I won't be thinking all day, will I?

670
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,480
Shouldn't think so.

671
00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:46,140
Is, er, Justin about?

672
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,680
Yeah, but he's in bed.

673
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:48,180
Are you?

674
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:48,660
Please?

675
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:49,740
No, not me, love.

676
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:50,760
I'm a friend of Justin's.

677
00:21:50,761 --> 00:21:51,400
Me and Steve Benson.

678
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:52,660
I'll give him a call.

679
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,280
Justin!

680
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,640
It's for you!

681
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,316
He's like Rick and Morty, isn't he?

682
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,340
I'm late for work, love.

683
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,600
Look, don't worry, Mrs. James.

684
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,420
I'll give him your eye.

685
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,060
Will you?

686
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:00,940
Because I'm going to miss my bus.

687
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,780
Thanks very much.

688
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:02,120
Shut up.

689
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
See you, love.

690
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,730
All you poncies lay in bed all day.

691
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,230
Look at you.

692
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:26,370
And your poor mum has to go to work.

693
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:27,230
Who are you?

694
00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:28,630
Who am I?

695
00:22:29,035 --> 00:22:30,490
I get up early in the morning, son.

696
00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:32,490
And then I start hitting people.

697
00:22:33,495 --> 00:22:34,495
I work for old Phil.

698
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:36,210
I bet you don't work.

699
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:37,990
I'm self-employed.

700
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:38,550
Yeah.

701
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,680
What, as a thief?

702
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,650
You're thieving my livelihood, son.

703
00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:44,370
I mean, Benson tells me you're a
go-between.

704
00:22:44,371 --> 00:22:46,070
And each week, the missing link.

705
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,050
He don't know who he is.

706
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:49,770
You tell me, who is he?

707
00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:51,930
Numero uno.

708
00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:53,430
Who's he?

709
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,290
He's going to steal you.

710
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:57,070
And your governor.

711
00:22:57,930 --> 00:22:59,330
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

712
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:02,250
I'm going to smother you with your puffy
quilts.

713
00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:04,290
If I told you, you'd be out of here in two
seconds.

714
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,250
Try me.

715
00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:08,670
Arthur Daly.

716
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,250
Arthur Daly.

717
00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:11,590
See?

718
00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,050
You're worried now, aren't you?

719
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,350
Yeah, it looks like I'm going to be
working.

720
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,351
I'm going to wet myself.

721
00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:16,790
You wouldn't say that to his face.

722
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:18,130
Why not?

723
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,230
Because you wouldn't.

724
00:23:20,870 --> 00:23:21,870
I would, son.

725
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:24,290
To him and his punch-drunk pal.

726
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:25,950
And all his relatives.

727
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,350
His creditors who are many and his debtors
who are few.

728
00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:29,650
The whole lot.

729
00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:31,490
Yeah?

730
00:23:31,491 --> 00:23:32,491
Yeah.

731
00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:34,350
And you better believe it, kid.

732
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:38,850
Now, why don't you be a good boy and tell
me all about it?

733
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,020
What's all this about, Theo?

734
00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:42,210
Well, it's a graph.

735
00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:44,010
Assets, capital, deposits.

736
00:23:44,650 --> 00:23:45,770
To keep the customers happy.

737
00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:47,050
Yeah, but what does it mean?

738
00:23:47,650 --> 00:23:48,650
I don't know.

739
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,210
Looks good, doesn't it?

740
00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:50,610
Brilliant.

741
00:23:51,045 --> 00:23:52,605
I went to another place of yours first.

742
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:53,670
The bank.

743
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,750
No, not any more.

744
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,085
Only run a bank for a year, Arthur.

745
00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:58,670
Otherwise the fraud squad gets busy.

746
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:01,230
It's a property company now.

747
00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:02,650
Timeshare.

748
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,190
You don't want an apartment in a baronial
castle in Wales, do you?

749
00:24:06,470 --> 00:24:06,910
Whereabouts?

750
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,250
We don't know yet.

751
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:09,950
Take a pew.

752
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,980
I hope you don't want a mortgage,
do you?

753
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:17,660
No.

754
00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:20,500
Tell me, is this a good earner?

755
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,200
Good?

756
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:22,740
I'll tell you what.

757
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:26,120
It's going so well, I'm thinking of
turning it into an honest business.

758
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:26,820
Never.

759
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,360
Not really.

760
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,965
But you see, and you
know this for yourself,

761
00:24:30,966 --> 00:24:33,401
there are those who take
and those who are taken.

762
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,520
It's all greed.

763
00:24:35,790 --> 00:24:37,680
Now, we offer a good rate of interest.

764
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,880
We're competitive.

765
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,300
We're leading the field.

766
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,477
If the other societies have to put up their

767
00:24:42,478 --> 00:24:44,701
rates, that's to the good
of the public, isn't it?

768
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:45,980
Yeah, I suppose so.

769
00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:48,140
But you don't pay out.

770
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,280
That's something different, Arthur.

771
00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:51,640
I'm talking about the principle.

772
00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:54,460
We give good value, you see.

773
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,760
Yes, I believe.

774
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,500
And I understand you're financing some
projects.

775
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,900
You do understand that this is not an
investigation.

776
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,720
I'm trying to elicit information.

777
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,240
The thing is, we've lost track of you,
Mr. McCann.

778
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,540
Really?

779
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:15,940
How would you describe your occupation?

780
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,276
Well, it's tricky, really, isn't it?

781
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,940
I mean, it's just odds and ends,
you know.

782
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,480
Self-employed?

783
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:23,900
Well, I get by.

784
00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:26,220
Freelance, right?

785
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:28,100
I don't know.

786
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,200
What I'm trying to get at is your income.

787
00:25:31,470 --> 00:25:32,860
You know, haphazard, it may be.

788
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,536
No, well, that's the word, actually.

789
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,120
I'd use that.

790
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:36,180
Um, haphazard.

791
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840
I don't know.

792
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:41,900
I'd say we'd better try another tack.

793
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:42,780
Um...

794
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,380
You haven't got a P-A-Y-E code number.

795
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:47,700
What's that?

796
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,120
Precisely.

797
00:25:49,355 --> 00:25:50,475
Well, ignore that, then.

798
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,800
Unemployment benefit.

799
00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:57,780
Social security supplementary benefit.

800
00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:03,900
You don't contribute to national
insurance, or, as we used to call it,

801
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,800
um, stamping your cards.

802
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,100
No, no.

803
00:26:07,845 --> 00:26:11,780
Mortgage, H.P., credit card, pension,
pension fund.

804
00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:16,400
You've cracked it, haven't you?

805
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:18,740
Beg your pardon?

806
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,580
The system.

807
00:26:21,570 --> 00:26:22,800
You haven't got a number.

808
00:26:23,610 --> 00:26:24,720
You're not a statistic.

809
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,120
You're a...

810
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:27,780
a spirit, a specter.

811
00:26:27,970 --> 00:26:29,050
They hardly know about you.

812
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,760
Where were you when they did the census?

813
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:32,900
I was out.

814
00:26:33,350 --> 00:26:34,350
I'll bet you were.

815
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,170
Thank you, Helga.

816
00:26:39,171 --> 00:26:40,171
Helga.

817
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:46,100
They're amazing, aren't they?

818
00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:48,750
The best legs in the Department of Inland
Revenue.

819
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,000
Not a bad typist, either.

820
00:26:52,710 --> 00:26:54,300
You know what you are, Mr. McCann?

821
00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:56,060
The invisible man.

822
00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:57,930
Where is your identity?

823
00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:00,210
What happens if we have a war?

824
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,300
You're dodged.

825
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,700
We've been after you for seven years.

826
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,030
During that period, you must have had some
job.

827
00:27:07,610 --> 00:27:08,760
Well, let me put it like this.

828
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,480
I mean, take last week, for example,
right?

829
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,980
Two nights, I was minding a boozer.

830
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,096
They thought there might be a bit of
bother, you know.

831
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,060
Well, for that, I got 15 quid a night,
a couple of sandwiches and a beer.

832
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,890
I mean, you don't need an accountant for
that, do you?

833
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,740
What are you saying?

834
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,580
Are you a kind of itinerant bodyguard?

835
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:25,820
Well, yeah.

836
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,140
Sort of a job man, you know.

837
00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:32,580
Daily.

838
00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:36,940
Daily.

839
00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:38,570
Does that mean anything?

840
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,240
Sorry, what was the name?

841
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,060
Money's the game, Arthur.

842
00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:45,194
Now, my lips are
sealed, but four characters

843
00:27:45,195 --> 00:27:48,001
who hadn't two bob between
them put up a scheme.

844
00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:50,380
Have you got any collateral, I asked.

845
00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:52,030
A safe vault, they said.

846
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,740
Well, you couldn't get any better
collateral than that, could you?

847
00:27:56,935 --> 00:28:01,080
They wanted 12 grand for the laser welding
equipment and the protective clothing.

848
00:28:02,110 --> 00:28:03,550
A first-class investment, I thought.

849
00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:05,570
As it was, I got it back in three weeks.

850
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:07,380
Right, now what's your problem?

851
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,640
Wembley, tickets.

852
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:09,750
England, Scotland.

853
00:28:10,770 --> 00:28:12,760
And I do not need any welding equipment.

854
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,960
Okay.

855
00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:17,380
Three and a quarter percent per day.

856
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,380
Five percent for three days.

857
00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:21,010
That's a bit strong, Arthur.

858
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,676
Well, I'm not gonna knock you, am I?

859
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:23,700
It's never been known.

860
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,160
One way or another, we always get paid.

861
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:27,120
No, no, Theo.

862
00:28:27,390 --> 00:28:28,390
We are friends.

863
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:30,760
No, Arthur, we are acquaintances.

864
00:28:32,650 --> 00:28:35,920
Three percent for 48 hours, and then three
and a quarter per day.

865
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880
Okay.

866
00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:42,400
Yes, Mr. Daly.

867
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,300
Apparently, you're his gardener.

868
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,920
His what?

869
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,120
Gardener.

870
00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:49,380
As in Percy Thrower.

871
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,260
He was unavailable that week.

872
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:53,310
He hadn't even got a bleeding garden.

873
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,520
Really?

874
00:28:56,590 --> 00:28:59,120
No, no, but mind you, he has got a very
big balcony.

875
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Yeah, he likes daffodils and Busy Liz's,
things like that.

876
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,680
He likes all the cultural...

877
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,920
things, you know.

878
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,980
Minding the flowers?

879
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:09,740
That's it.

880
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,320
You got it in one.

881
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,420
Yeah.

882
00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,500
Um, how much do I get?

883
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,480
Let's have a look.

884
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:18,940
Yes.

885
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,160
The financial year, April 1982.

886
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,320
1,500 pounds.

887
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:26,940
That's more or less 30 pounds a week.

888
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,580
It's creeping up, isn't it?

889
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:32,660
What with the occasional stint at a boozer
and other odds and ends.

890
00:29:33,490 --> 00:29:35,210
Suddenly you find you're liable to pay tax.

891
00:29:36,855 --> 00:29:40,260
Unless you want to say that Mr. Daly is
falsifying his claims and books.

892
00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:42,440
Now, look, what did you call me earlier?

893
00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:44,335
An itinerant bodyguard, right?

894
00:29:45,370 --> 00:29:49,640
Well, sometimes I double up as a sort of
freelance troubleshooter gardener.

895
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,160
Bit long enough, weren't you?

896
00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:55,900
Was I?

897
00:29:56,290 --> 00:29:57,690
This is a very important day today.

898
00:29:57,870 --> 00:29:59,180
I put my life on the line.

899
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,420
Clothesline, was it?

900
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:01,660
In the garden.

901
00:30:02,725 --> 00:30:03,925
Give us a large whiskey, mate.

902
00:30:04,210 --> 00:30:05,210
You don't drink whiskey.

903
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:06,900
No, I tell you what, make it a treble.

904
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,420
No, no, we've got no time for that.

905
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,480
We're on a tight schedule.

906
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,300
Now, does your garden grow?

907
00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:13,140
You owe me 1,500 sauce.

908
00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:15,170
What are you talking about?

909
00:30:15,790 --> 00:30:16,980
Your trusty old retainer.

910
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,900
Me, the one with manure on his wellies,
the gardener.

911
00:30:20,095 --> 00:30:22,106
And you've been a bit too clever this
time, Sunshine.

912
00:30:22,130 --> 00:30:23,130
You've been sussed.

913
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,080
Well, come on, pay the man.

914
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,160
Ta.

915
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:28,340
Cheers, Arthur.

916
00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:29,520
You didn't want me, did you?

917
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,240
Anyway, what do you know about grass,

918
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,320
You haven't even got a bleeding garden,
have you?

919
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:36,050
You put me right in it.

920
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:37,460
Right in the compost.

921
00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:40,906
Funny thing is, of course, you'll get away
with it, won't you?

922
00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:41,930
But I won't.

923
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,100
I'm being assessed now, aren't I?

924
00:30:44,650 --> 00:30:45,960
There's forms, letters, appeals.

925
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:47,380
Ta.

926
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,010
I was on the right result
and all then the geezer

927
00:30:49,011 --> 00:30:50,900
came up with your
annual financial statement.

928
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,186
Now, that's got to be the greatest story
ever told, isn't it?

929
00:30:53,210 --> 00:30:54,290
Look, you don't understand.

930
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,920
I understand 1,500 sauce.

931
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:58,925
You're getting a drink out of it.

932
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:01,046
I'll tell you what, make it a watering can
full.

933
00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:03,456
Look, it is more important that I should
be solvent than you.

934
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,140
Who says?

935
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:04,660
I do.

936
00:31:05,270 --> 00:31:07,270
And I am the brains in this organisation,
remember?

937
00:31:07,385 --> 00:31:09,065
No, I'll tell you what you should
remember.

938
00:31:09,550 --> 00:31:10,260
Have a look.

939
00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:11,380
What?

940
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,480
Those legs.

941
00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:14,260
Should get a Nobel Prize.

942
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,087
Honestly, look, we're
talking about important

943
00:31:17,088 --> 00:31:19,321
matters and all you can
rabbit on about is legs.

944
00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:22,300
Is that the only topic that exercises your
mind?

945
00:31:23,165 --> 00:31:24,165
I like bristles and all.

946
00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:25,881
No wonder you're bottom of the heap.

947
00:31:25,905 --> 00:31:27,680
Handyman and occasional gardener.

948
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,320
A civilian, Terence.

949
00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:31,560
An ordinary, everyday Wally.

950
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,020
Careful!

951
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,420
Brings back fond memories, Benno?

952
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:37,860
Yeah.

953
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,320
I was always a great fan of yours.

954
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,465
I never understood why Greenwood didn't
make more use of you.

955
00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:44,180
Bit of an expert, are we?

956
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:44,760
What?

957
00:31:44,761 --> 00:31:45,180
Yeah.

958
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,400
I know them all.

959
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:54,360
Morrow, Greavesy, Ballie and Bestie,
Dobbo, Robbo, Sniffer, Chopper.

960
00:31:54,530 --> 00:31:55,680
Yeah, I know them all.

961
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,600
Groucho and Arbo.

962
00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,420
Who did they play for, audience?

963
00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:01,660
Bit of a jester, Benno?

964
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,360
All right, where do we go to meet the man
with his tickets?

965
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:05,740
In his office.

966
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,960
You give me the money and I give it to
him.

967
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,396
I'm in and out in three minutes.

968
00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:09,580
What?

969
00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:11,490
I don't even get to meet him?

970
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,430
Well, he's a bit wooded.

971
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,500
He's worried?

972
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,720
That is lovely, isn't it?

973
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:18,121
I've got to let you have
18 grand... Hold on, Arthur!

974
00:32:23,530 --> 00:32:24,130
Benno, you're nearly late.

975
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:24,970
I nearly killed that geezer.

976
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,110
So?

977
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,030
What is more important, life or money?

978
00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:41,210
Give us the money.

979
00:32:44,550 --> 00:32:44,990
No.

980
00:32:45,315 --> 00:32:46,315
You'll have to stay here.

981
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,830
Hold on, hold on.

982
00:32:47,890 --> 00:32:49,210
Arthur's a bit worried about you.

983
00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:50,770
Come on, Teddy.

984
00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:52,850
We're both on the same side.

985
00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:28,730
Teddy, let's go.

986
00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:30,090
Is that them?

987
00:33:30,330 --> 00:33:31,330
We've cracked it.

988
00:33:32,090 --> 00:33:33,090
Come in.

989
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:41,900
Anyone follow you out?

990
00:33:43,650 --> 00:33:44,560
Stop worrying, will you?

991
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,640
Stop worrying?

992
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:46,700
Gold dust!

993
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:47,816
Do you know what these are worth?

994
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,840
Nah, go on.

995
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,700
Well, we'll have to wait and see,
won't we?

996
00:33:51,510 --> 00:33:53,800
When them little jocks see these,
they'll start drooling.

997
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,756
Drooling a bit yourself, ain't you?

998
00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:56,220
Why not?

999
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:57,620
This is the easy bit?

1000
00:33:58,130 --> 00:33:59,370
Now it's off to bonny Scotland.

1001
00:34:00,910 --> 00:34:02,150
I don't want to go to Scotland.

1002
00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:05,476
Well, you don't come to Scotland,
you don't get weighed in.

1003
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,500
Well, why?

1004
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:06,940
Why?

1005
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,220
Because you're our credibility, that's why.

1006
00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:11,571
They don't take no prisoners up there,
you know?

1007
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,960
What chances will we have with 2,000
tickets?

1008
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:14,760
No chance.

1009
00:34:15,145 --> 00:34:16,905
We'd all end up wearing
blue circle overcoats

1010
00:34:16,906 --> 00:34:18,580
and being taken for
a paddle in the Clyde.

1011
00:34:19,060 --> 00:34:20,060
No, Benno.

1012
00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:23,100
For the next few days, it's down to
man-to-man marking.

1013
00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:44,801
They're good, these, aren't they?

1014
00:34:44,825 --> 00:34:46,586
They use them up in Scotland when they're
shooting.

1015
00:34:46,610 --> 00:34:47,110
What do you mean?

1016
00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:48,586
We don't shoot in Glasgow?

1017
00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:49,370
No.

1018
00:34:49,890 --> 00:34:52,031
They use razors and bottles and knives on
that, don't they?

1019
00:34:52,055 --> 00:34:52,850
No, no, no, no.

1020
00:34:52,930 --> 00:34:55,510
I mean up, you know, in the lochs and the
braes and the alps.

1021
00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:57,496
The lairds were their
estates when they're shooting

1022
00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:59,631
the grouse and the pheasant
and the smoked salmon.

1023
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,200
Nah, these are used for pulling birds,
not shooting them.

1024
00:35:02,370 --> 00:35:03,930
Terry, come on, come on, get a move on.

1025
00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:04,490
Give him a shout.

1026
00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:05,030
All right.

1027
00:35:05,210 --> 00:35:05,870
Number 14.

1028
00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:07,050
I know.

1029
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,231
Sorry about your manister.

1030
00:35:10,665 --> 00:35:12,626
So his bright idea was it to go to
Scotland, then?

1031
00:35:13,515 --> 00:35:15,156
Well, no, it's only for a couple of days.

1032
00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:16,290
Yeah.

1033
00:35:17,305 --> 00:35:20,546
I'm usually at work, but when he's out of
the house, I try and relax a little bit.

1034
00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:21,630
It's nice and quiet.

1035
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:23,730
More trouble, I suppose.

1036
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,250
Well, no, I hope not.

1037
00:35:25,570 --> 00:35:26,570
No, it's trouble.

1038
00:35:28,065 --> 00:35:29,065
You worried about him?

1039
00:35:29,725 --> 00:35:30,430
Well, he's so restless.

1040
00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:33,450
I mean, why can't he just be unemployed
like everyone else?

1041
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,300
Yeah, I'm worried.

1042
00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:37,471
You do know he's on remand, don't you?

1043
00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:38,490
Well, yeah.

1044
00:35:38,810 --> 00:35:40,110
But he seems fairly optimistic.

1045
00:35:40,290 --> 00:35:42,050
I mean, he reckons he'll only get six
months.

1046
00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:44,490
Well, I would be only delighted if he got
two years.

1047
00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:47,110
Come on, you don't mean that.

1048
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,010
Don't I?

1049
00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:48,790
Listen.

1050
00:35:48,990 --> 00:35:52,370
If he's palled up with Arthur Daly,
that's for sure.

1051
00:35:53,410 --> 00:35:54,506
You know Arthur, do you?

1052
00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:55,050
Yeah.

1053
00:35:55,230 --> 00:35:56,230
Years ago.

1054
00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:57,740
Right jack the lad in.

1055
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,840
Bit of like my Justin.

1056
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:01,090
Mind you, I was only a kid at the time.

1057
00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:03,550
I worked at the cabaret club in Jermyn
Street.

1058
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,191
Didn't have a lot of luck, though.

1059
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,250
I was the hatchet girl.

1060
00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:09,291
Suddenly, everyone stopped wearing hats.

1061
00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:11,906
Yeah, well, Arthur still does, of course.

1062
00:36:11,930 --> 00:36:12,930
Yeah.

1063
00:36:13,025 --> 00:36:14,386
And then I was the cigarette girl.

1064
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,270
Suddenly, everyone stopped smoking.

1065
00:36:17,090 --> 00:36:18,770
That's when I decided to have my Justin.

1066
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,830
Seemed a good idea at the time.

1067
00:36:21,350 --> 00:36:22,350
Do you want a drink?

1068
00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:24,130
No, thanks, no.

1069
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:24,910
It's a bit early for me.

1070
00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:26,130
Sorry, Sel.

1071
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,466
I forgot I didn't have a bag.

1072
00:36:27,490 --> 00:36:28,070
Nice, isn't it?

1073
00:36:28,150 --> 00:36:28,430
Gucci?

1074
00:36:29,150 --> 00:36:29,690
Yeah, it's lovely.

1075
00:36:29,790 --> 00:36:30,590
Come on, aren't you, Toads?

1076
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,750
Yeah, aren't you?

1077
00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:36,350
That's a bit tasty, Sel.

1078
00:36:36,630 --> 00:36:36,950
What?

1079
00:36:37,390 --> 00:36:38,390
The old shag wagon.

1080
00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,046
Arthur thinks it's for hunting,
shooting and fishing, doesn't he?

1081
00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:43,750
Thank you.

1082
00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:45,070
Go around the side.

1083
00:36:47,690 --> 00:36:48,010
Oi.

1084
00:36:48,305 --> 00:36:49,830
Did you go before you came out, Justin?

1085
00:36:49,831 --> 00:36:51,370
It's a very long trip.

1086
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:52,410
Far, far.

1087
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,520
You got your passport, Terry?

1088
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,680
How's your phrasebook?

1089
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,100
What are you on about?

1090
00:37:11,670 --> 00:37:12,991
We're all foreigners from now on.

1091
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,741
Nobody speaks English north of Tottenham.

1092
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:16,621
Did your mum ever tell you that?

1093
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,420
Are we gonna follow them all the way?

1094
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,940
They gotta stop sometime for a pee or
whatever.

1095
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,260
I think I'll have a word with Mr. Daly then.

1096
00:37:37,170 --> 00:37:40,050
Is your inaugural visit to Spaghetti
Junction, is it, Arthur?

1097
00:37:40,210 --> 00:37:40,810
Inaugural?

1098
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:41,790
Very funny, Terence.

1099
00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:43,806
I'm telling you, we should have stayed on
the M1.

1100
00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:45,590
Everybody knows the M1 goes to Scotland.

1101
00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:47,370
Yeah, but not to Glasgow.

1102
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:48,850
Glasgow.

1103
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,790
Daly's magical mystery tour?

1104
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:59,010
I belong to Glasgow I belong to Glasgow
Here in old Glasgow town Here in old

1105
00:37:59,011 --> 00:38:04,450
Glasgow town There's something the matter
with Glasgow There's something the matter

1106
00:38:04,590 --> 00:38:12,590
with Glasgow Round and round I'm only a
common old working man As anyone else can

1107
00:38:14,890 --> 00:38:22,890
see But when I've had a couple of drinks
On a Saturday Glasgow belongs to me Yeah!

1108
00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:34,590
Speed's bloody boat Like a bird on the
wind but as sailors Go round and round.

1109
00:38:38,930 --> 00:38:46,930
And try Parry the lad That's born a big
kid Over the sea to sea That's nice.

1110
00:38:47,350 --> 00:38:51,170
What have they slowed down for?

1111
00:38:51,950 --> 00:38:53,530
I think they've got a bit of trouble.

1112
00:38:53,910 --> 00:38:54,910
Good.

1113
00:38:55,510 --> 00:38:56,790
You've over-eated it.

1114
00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,610
You've gone and broken it.

1115
00:38:59,190 --> 00:39:01,590
Talking about it's a pile of rubbish in
the first place.

1116
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:03,470
That's why you haven't been able to sell
it.

1117
00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:05,010
It's a pile of services.

1118
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:06,330
Yeah, all right, all right.

1119
00:39:08,370 --> 00:39:09,810
Can you have a look at this, Squire?

1120
00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:10,990
It's a gasket.

1121
00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:12,870
We haven't had a look at it yet.

1122
00:39:13,030 --> 00:39:14,030
It's a gasket.

1123
00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:17,730
Look, Squire, I'm trade.

1124
00:39:18,710 --> 00:39:19,330
How long?

1125
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:20,590
A couple of hours.

1126
00:39:21,730 --> 00:39:22,830
I'm going to Scotland.

1127
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,300
You were near here.

1128
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:26,170
I told you, Squire, I'm trade.

1129
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:27,570
It'll still be two hours.

1130
00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:29,110
I've got to get the spares.

1131
00:39:29,111 --> 00:39:30,670
There's another garage for 22 miles.

1132
00:39:31,270 --> 00:39:33,671
I tell you what, Squire, it'll be a nice
drink in it for you.

1133
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:34,750
Ta.

1134
00:39:35,455 --> 00:39:37,790
It'll be about an hour and 50 minutes.

1135
00:39:38,630 --> 00:39:39,630
Ta.

1136
00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:43,650
What was all that Squire stuff?

1137
00:39:44,010 --> 00:39:45,026
We're up north, aren't we?

1138
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,730
They like all that rustic stuff, you know.

1139
00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:48,250
Where's the tickets?

1140
00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:49,590
You go on, Muncher.

1141
00:39:58,250 --> 00:39:59,970
Don't you let that out of your sight again?

1142
00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:00,570
Me?

1143
00:40:00,730 --> 00:40:02,110
You're supposed to be looking after it.

1144
00:40:02,111 --> 00:40:03,671
You're supposed to be looking after me.

1145
00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:04,990
I mean, up the road, Scotland.

1146
00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:06,230
The Badlands.

1147
00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:08,190
With patches round every corner.

1148
00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:09,990
Lurking in every peabrock.

1149
00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:10,730
Look at that.

1150
00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:12,150
It's a wilderness, isn't it?

1151
00:40:12,270 --> 00:40:14,230
No wonder Adrian built that wall.

1152
00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:16,370
He didn't have any football tickets,
did he?

1153
00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:18,290
He should have come in an armoured car.

1154
00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:20,630
We're talking about 50 grand street value.

1155
00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:22,490
Never mind your illegal substances.

1156
00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:24,926
Them little jocks would kill for one of
them tickets.

1157
00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:26,790
And that Alistair with his financial times.

1158
00:40:26,850 --> 00:40:27,850
What's he all about?

1159
00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:29,290
You keep an eye on him.

1160
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:33,621
Made you turn round, didn't it?

1161
00:40:34,110 --> 00:40:36,031
Now hopefully you might even buy me a cup
of tea.

1162
00:40:36,530 --> 00:40:38,590
What I really fancied was a pina colada.

1163
00:40:39,450 --> 00:40:40,770
That's all I've found in Glasgow.

1164
00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:46,530
Follow him.

1165
00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:47,550
What for?

1166
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,290
I want to know where he's going.

1167
00:40:50,130 --> 00:40:51,430
He's going to make a phone call.

1168
00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:52,730
Yeah, I want to know who too.

1169
00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:54,430
Do you?

1170
00:41:18,805 --> 00:41:20,206
He's talking to someone on the dog.

1171
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:22,510
That's what he said he was going to do.

1172
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,040
I wonder who it is.

1173
00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:25,390
Well, ask him.

1174
00:41:28,830 --> 00:41:29,830
Do you know him?

1175
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,270
Yeah.

1176
00:41:31,930 --> 00:41:32,930
Do you?

1177
00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:35,170
Well, I had to tell him.

1178
00:41:36,790 --> 00:41:37,790
What?

1179
00:41:38,405 --> 00:41:39,970
About us and the tickets.

1180
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:42,710
Thank you.

1181
00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:44,106
Well, he was going to give me a pasting.

1182
00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:45,190
So I told him.

1183
00:41:45,310 --> 00:41:46,310
What did you tell him?

1184
00:41:46,890 --> 00:41:48,506
You'll have to settle with him, I told him.

1185
00:41:48,530 --> 00:41:49,030
The governor.

1186
00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:50,090
The don of dons.

1187
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:51,451
And he weren't all that impressed.

1188
00:41:51,570 --> 00:41:53,410
Well, you didn't say it in Italian, did you?

1189
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,441
No, well, I haven't got that far in the
book.

1190
00:41:55,630 --> 00:41:57,070
Anyway, you're not worried, are you?

1191
00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:58,406
I mean, what about the old days?

1192
00:41:58,430 --> 00:42:00,950
You know, all the gang warfare at the
Brighton race courses?

1193
00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:03,070
That was before the war, Justine.

1194
00:42:03,410 --> 00:42:04,410
Was it?

1195
00:42:04,830 --> 00:42:06,754
Well, what about all
the street corner bookies

1196
00:42:06,755 --> 00:42:08,610
and the Soho Spielers
before the gaming act?

1197
00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:12,290
And that shootout at Mr Smith's with the
What's-His-Name family and the thingy twins?

1198
00:42:12,535 --> 00:42:14,810
Your yearning for nostalgia is morbid.

1199
00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:16,806
I'm just trying to learn, aren't I?

1200
00:42:16,830 --> 00:42:19,311
Yeah, well, the first thing to learn is
don't say nothing to nobody.

1201
00:42:19,335 --> 00:42:21,050
But the geezer was trying to strangle me.

1202
00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:23,130
Particularly people who are trying to
strangle you.

1203
00:42:23,830 --> 00:42:24,830
Behave yourselves.

1204
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:28,170
Arthur, Phil would like to see you.

1205
00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:29,470
I'm here.

1206
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:31,330
We tried to find you last night.

1207
00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:33,690
Went to all the usual haunts, but you'd
had early night.

1208
00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:36,610
Imagine you on the high road to Scotland,

1209
00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:38,170
It's the Winchester annual trip.

1210
00:42:38,610 --> 00:42:41,090
Yeah, well, Phil's in his motor looking at
the afternoon film.

1211
00:42:41,390 --> 00:42:41,710
Yeah?

1212
00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:42,130
What is it?

1213
00:42:42,550 --> 00:42:43,550
Stranglers in the night?

1214
00:42:44,110 --> 00:42:45,330
Mr Daly's in a meeting.

1215
00:42:45,710 --> 00:42:46,890
Shut your mouth, kid.

1216
00:42:46,910 --> 00:42:48,006
You nearly copped it earlier.

1217
00:42:48,030 --> 00:42:48,850
See what I mean?

1218
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:49,990
I told you, didn't I, Steve?

1219
00:42:51,790 --> 00:42:53,190
Yeah, I'll be there directly.

1220
00:42:53,510 --> 00:42:54,510
Yeah.

1221
00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:56,570
That's good night.

1222
00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:57,610
Is it?

1223
00:42:57,710 --> 00:42:58,710
Good night.

1224
00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:03,430
Good match, was it?

1225
00:43:04,090 --> 00:43:05,090
What match?

1226
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:07,250
Well, I assume you've been to a football
match.

1227
00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:09,690
That was two years ago.

1228
00:43:10,030 --> 00:43:11,030
Hamburg.

1229
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:13,910
Do you think they kept my job open?

1230
00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:16,550
No, but I think they've got a nice gyro
check waiting for you.

1231
00:43:17,270 --> 00:43:18,270
What month is it?

1232
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:19,430
March.

1233
00:43:20,635 --> 00:43:21,650
The day's fly.

1234
00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:24,630
Need have bought a ticket.

1235
00:43:25,290 --> 00:43:26,030
What about Phil?

1236
00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:27,350
He's bigger than Phil.

1237
00:43:27,590 --> 00:43:28,670
Don't worry about Phil.

1238
00:43:28,950 --> 00:43:30,290
Guard that with your life.

1239
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,440
Just cover me.

1240
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,750
I will, I will.

1241
00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:43,830
Where are you going?

1242
00:43:44,010 --> 00:43:45,010
Just going for a leak.

1243
00:43:55,070 --> 00:43:56,110
You're a lucky man.

1244
00:43:56,850 --> 00:43:58,371
What do you want about your game,
mate?

1245
00:44:00,185 --> 00:44:01,370
I've got egg on my face.

1246
00:44:01,515 --> 00:44:03,075
You're gonna have blood on your throat.

1247
00:44:03,790 --> 00:44:05,090
Well, if I don't leave it out...

1248
00:44:05,190 --> 00:44:06,751
You must think they're mental up there.

1249
00:44:08,310 --> 00:44:10,870
Now, look, it's quite clear you've got the
alphabet of something.

1250
00:44:11,090 --> 00:44:11,310
Aye.

1251
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:14,150
I'm a civilized man, an accountant.

1252
00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:17,050
I don't do things like this, pushing
people around toilets.

1253
00:44:17,110 --> 00:44:18,110
Then stop.

1254
00:44:18,330 --> 00:44:19,050
I went to an academy.

1255
00:44:19,170 --> 00:44:20,410
I've got letters after my name.

1256
00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:21,450
Yeah, but what ones?

1257
00:44:22,270 --> 00:44:23,270
Forgeries.

1258
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,290
How could you do it?

1259
00:44:24,450 --> 00:44:25,450
It's football.

1260
00:44:25,850 --> 00:44:26,850
What are you on about?

1261
00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:29,106
I've been on the phone since we got here.

1262
00:44:29,130 --> 00:44:30,130
They know.

1263
00:44:30,190 --> 00:44:31,190
They know.

1264
00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:34,630
They've got friends at Wembley.

1265
00:44:34,670 --> 00:44:35,870
Contacts in the ticket office.

1266
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,866
They've checked the postal applications.

1267
00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:39,050
There are no missing tickets.

1268
00:44:39,150 --> 00:44:40,191
You're flogging forgeries.

1269
00:44:42,295 --> 00:44:43,710
I thought you were Steve Benson.

1270
00:44:44,030 --> 00:44:45,090
Could you, er...

1271
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:46,240
Yeah, sure.

1272
00:44:46,370 --> 00:44:49,170
I saw you against City about ten years ago
when I was a kid.

1273
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,361
Two late goals and then you got booked.

1274
00:44:51,390 --> 00:44:52,830
Not many like you now, Steve?

1275
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:53,570
Yeah.

1276
00:44:53,630 --> 00:44:53,970
Cheers.

1277
00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:56,730
Sorry about that.

1278
00:44:58,450 --> 00:44:59,530
He's got a good memory.

1279
00:45:00,270 --> 00:45:01,270
Yeah.

1280
00:45:02,790 --> 00:45:03,450
What's going into management?

1281
00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:06,650
With my record, they want stable
characters.

1282
00:45:06,910 --> 00:45:08,070
They don't want guys like me.

1283
00:45:08,470 --> 00:45:11,450
You know, in the gossip columns,
into court, into scrapes.

1284
00:45:12,050 --> 00:45:13,571
I'd be a bad influence on the players.

1285
00:45:13,790 --> 00:45:17,610
Well, what about... And if you're about to
say, why don't I buy a pub, I've had two.

1286
00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:19,790
And a restaurant and a sports shop.

1287
00:45:20,275 --> 00:45:21,956
Selling tracksuits to middle-aged joggers.

1288
00:45:22,130 --> 00:45:23,130
What about America?

1289
00:45:23,230 --> 00:45:24,870
Even America don't want to know about me.

1290
00:45:25,430 --> 00:45:26,370
Got any other ideas?

1291
00:45:26,371 --> 00:45:27,371
Cheers.

1292
00:45:27,630 --> 00:45:28,630
I'm in your cabin.

1293
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,630
Lost my licence two years ago.

1294
00:45:31,550 --> 00:45:33,650
We're talking about my career, Justin.

1295
00:45:33,930 --> 00:45:34,930
What career?

1296
00:45:35,130 --> 00:45:36,130
Tow rig.

1297
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,970
I like George Formby.

1298
00:45:40,010 --> 00:45:41,010
And Wilhay.

1299
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:42,970
I mean, it's better than racing.

1300
00:45:43,030 --> 00:45:44,410
Have I done anything against you?

1301
00:45:45,790 --> 00:45:46,790
Never.

1302
00:45:47,230 --> 00:45:48,230
Precisely.

1303
00:45:51,230 --> 00:45:55,010
I've got 400 tickets for England-Scotland
game.

1304
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,170
But it's not enough.

1305
00:45:58,170 --> 00:46:03,670
I meet you on the motorway, by chance,
and you say you've got 2,000.

1306
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,790
It's a question of respect.

1307
00:46:09,325 --> 00:46:11,930
I'm known as the man who runs the ticket
market.

1308
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,321
That's why I'm going to Glasgow.

1309
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,090
Suddenly, Arthur, you're a threat.

1310
00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:19,090
Me?

1311
00:46:19,091 --> 00:46:21,110
And a threat has to be curtailed.

1312
00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:23,150
Or destroyed.

1313
00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:28,550
Well, now that you explain, I do
understand your problem.

1314
00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:29,650
It's not my problem.

1315
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:31,750
It's your problem.

1316
00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:34,050
Peace or war.

1317
00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:35,470
Simple.

1318
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,186
Well, be quite honest, Phil.

1319
00:46:37,210 --> 00:46:39,130
I'm not all that crazy about the ticket
business.

1320
00:46:39,655 --> 00:46:40,850
I don't trust them wee jocks.

1321
00:46:42,985 --> 00:46:44,850
You have to understand minorities.

1322
00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:47,110
You've obviously got the gift.

1323
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:50,710
Well, Phil, look, you can have the tickets.

1324
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,390
2,008 quid tickets.

1325
00:46:53,670 --> 00:46:54,670
35 grand.

1326
00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:57,550
You're talking about silly money.

1327
00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:58,780
I'll give you half.

1328
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,721
I've got to make a small margin of profit.

1329
00:47:15,150 --> 00:47:17,090
I shall get booked for that, shouldn't I,
son?

1330
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,910
I hope you haven't spent that money.

1331
00:47:23,930 --> 00:47:24,930
22 and a half.

1332
00:47:26,685 --> 00:47:27,685
I don't know, Arthur.

1333
00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:29,930
It might be a steward's inquiry now.

1334
00:47:32,430 --> 00:47:34,230
How could you do a thing like that?

1335
00:47:34,610 --> 00:47:35,610
I don't know.

1336
00:47:36,730 --> 00:47:37,850
Professional foul, was it?

1337
00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,430
Yeah, something like that.

1338
00:47:39,730 --> 00:47:41,190
Well, you get desperate, don't you?

1339
00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:42,370
No, you don't.

1340
00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:44,690
What about the bloke in the office at
Wembley?

1341
00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:46,970
There wasn't a bloke in the office.

1342
00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,910
I stashed the tickets in the loo the night
before.

1343
00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:51,210
It gets worse.

1344
00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:53,190
Well, we nearly got away with it.

1345
00:47:53,410 --> 00:47:53,650
We?

1346
00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:54,770
We, he says.

1347
00:47:54,930 --> 00:47:56,410
Well, you would have taken the money.

1348
00:47:56,510 --> 00:47:58,310
I nearly had a deal there with old Phil.

1349
00:47:58,311 --> 00:48:00,610
But that would have been dishonest,
wouldn't it?

1350
00:48:00,770 --> 00:48:03,070
I didn't know they were forgeries at that
point.

1351
00:48:04,210 --> 00:48:06,210
Now, Phil's gone off without a stare to
Glasgow.

1352
00:48:07,770 --> 00:48:09,290
Anyway, you'll get your money back.

1353
00:48:09,510 --> 00:48:09,870
Yeah.

1354
00:48:10,170 --> 00:48:14,670
What about the 3% interest on the 18 grand
and the petrol and the gasket and the

1355
00:48:14,671 --> 00:48:18,270
thermostat and all them pies and biscuits
and all the aggravation?

1356
00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:18,990
That's right.

1357
00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:22,186
In the old days, that would have been a
definite kneecap job, wouldn't it, Arthur?

1358
00:48:22,210 --> 00:48:25,446
And I tell you what, mate, as soon as I get
out, I'm going to make it all up to you.

1359
00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:27,390
Cos, I mean, like, we're partners now,
aren't we?

1360
00:48:27,510 --> 00:48:29,870
Justine, I never, ever want to see you
again.

1361
00:48:30,450 --> 00:48:31,590
Or hear you again.

1362
00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:32,790
Leave it?

1363
00:48:32,830 --> 00:48:33,870
Just as we was getting on.

1364
00:48:34,090 --> 00:48:34,950
No, Justine.

1365
00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:36,070
Finito.

1366
00:48:36,510 --> 00:48:38,350
I think he means arrivederci.

1367
00:48:39,010 --> 00:48:39,450
Valari.

1368
00:48:39,910 --> 00:48:41,150
Ciao, ciao, bambino.

1369
00:48:41,510 --> 00:48:42,510
Auf wiedersehen.

1370
00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:43,730
On your bike.

1371
00:48:43,950 --> 00:48:44,950
Pizza off.

1372
00:48:50,650 --> 00:48:53,990
Perhaps we should have used them as
compost for your garden, Arthur.

1373
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:18,280
If you want to, I'll change the situation.

1374
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,640
Right people, right time, just the wrong
location.

1375
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:41,980
Just you keep me near, I'll be so good for
you I could be so good for you I'm gonna

1376
00:49:41,981 --> 00:49:49,980
help you Love you like you want me to I'll
do anything for you Anything for you I'll

1377
00:49:49,981 --> 00:49:56,100
be so good for you I could be so good for
you I'll do it like you want me to Love

1378
00:49:56,101 --> 00:49:59,978
you like you want me
to There ain't nothing

1379
00:49:59,979 --> 00:50:04,261
I can't go through I'll be so good for you

1379
00:50:05,305 --> 00:51:05,247