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You've been a very bad boy, haven't you?

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Yes, I have.

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Let me see what I can do to release a
little bit of this tension for you.

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Feels like somebody's in need of a little
release.

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You just sit back...

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and you let Shelly do all the work,
okay?

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Now that's what I call communing with
nature.

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It's all about keeping it green,
sweetie.

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Morning, boss.

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Hey, Cammie.

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You're looking quite hot today.

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Thank you.

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Mr. Williams was kind enough to give me a
very substantial gift certificate to

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Caveat in Beverly Hills.

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Wow.

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Well, that's very nice.

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Listen, Cammie, I gotta ask you something.

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Did you happen to see that car over there?

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The car parked down by the end of the
driveway this morning.

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Uh, no.

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I didn't see anything when I came in.

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I must be getting paranoid then.

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Anyways, how are we looking?

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Actually, we're doing great.

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Shelly's with one of the regulars
down by the stream, Lucky is with Mr.

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Mathis, and Anita's
working on a new walk-in.

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Excellent.

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I'm sure she's gonna make him a regular.

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How are we looking for later on?

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We are booked solid.

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Very good.

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That's great.

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Okay, I'm gonna be in my office if anybody
needs me, but I'm sure the girls have

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everything under control.

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I'm sure they do.

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Happy endings!

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Yes, we offer all kinds of massages.

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Swedish, deep tissue...

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What did you have in mind?

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Hi, Mike.

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How are you today?

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I am definitely feeling lucky today.

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And how many times have you used that line
before?

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Probably just about every time I've come
here.

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I think it's time you start using a new
one.

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I think today we'll start by loosening
your jaw muscles.

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Sounds like a plan to me.

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I need your love.

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I've got to feel it.

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I want your touch.

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I've got to have it.

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I need your love.

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I've got to feel it.

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Hold me close.

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Big love jokes.

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Watch your boast.

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Let's cruise the coast.

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Want your love.

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I've got to have it.

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I need your love.

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I've got to feel it.

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I want your touch.

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I've got to have it.

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I need your love.

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I've got to feel it.

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Passion flows.

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I've got to have it.

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I've got to feel it.

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I want your touch.

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I've got to have it.

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I need your love.

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I've got to feel it.

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You know, every time I
get the chance, I just like

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to take my elbows and
just dig right in their backs.

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That's because you, my dear, are a sadist.

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You like to inflict pain.

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Come to think of it, I believe you may be
right.

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Hey, ladies.

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Hey, Mike.

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So, how was your massage, Mr. Mathis?

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Great, as always.

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Oops.

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Well, I'll be seeing y'all soon.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Hi, I'm Candy Connors.

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I have the 10 o'clock appointment with the
Cuddly Sisters.

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Oh, yeah, the Cuddly Sisters, Anita and
Shelly.

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They're not really sisters, though,
you know?

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They're not?

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Not really, no.

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They just think it adds to the whole
fantasy thing.

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You know, they say there's nothing like a
woman's touch.

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Oh, I think they're right.

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Have you ever really been touched by a
woman?

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Well, there was this one time in college,
we'd been drinking, and this girl,

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she slid her hand up my leg under my
skirt.

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Oh, you mean like this?

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Uh-huh, just like that.

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And then what happened?

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And then she started to circle her tongue
around the small of my back.

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You mean like this?

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Ah, yes, just like that.

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And then, we started to kiss.

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Candy,

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dear, could you run to the bank and
deposit this for me, please?

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Yeah, sure, I'll do it right now.

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I'll watch the desk while you're gone.

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This is not good.

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That was incredible.

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Do you think I could ever learn to give
massages like that?

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Of course you can.

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The boss, Dusty, she's always looking for
new girls, especially ones as hot as you.

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Sounds good.

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Where do I sign up?

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Well, she usually reviews applicants on
Friday, so you want to come back tomorrow?

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Great, then I'll see you bright and early.

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And we'll both put in a good word for you.

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The money's great, and besides,
it'd be a lot of fun having you around.

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Well, I'm not sure you'll be able to
afford it.

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Every day, these so-called
massage parlors stay open is a slap

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not only in my face, but the
face of the entire community.

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I want them shut down, and I want them
shut down now.

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Captain, as you know, we're on it.

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Both Mike and I feel really close to a big
bust.

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But so far, without any concrete results.

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I promise we will rise to the occasion.

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You'd better.

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These sleazy joints are popping up all
over the city.

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I want to close them up, and I want to
make an example out of happy endings.

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Sir, why start with them?

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I mean, they're so far off the beaten
path, there are way more highly visible

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massage polys popping up all over the
city.

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Like Jack Meoffers out on the parkway?

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Or the Tug and Rub on Main?

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I don't want to shut down the Tug and Rub.

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I want to shut down Happy Endings.

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But why Happy Endings?

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Why?

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Because I don't like the name.

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That's why.

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Got it, Captain.

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Good.

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Because I don't like the name.

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That's why.

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Forgive me for saying so,
buddy, but the Captain's

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got his head straight
up his ass on this one.

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Is this the worst job of the frickin'
century or what?

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I know, but we can't screw it up,
Mike.

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Okay?

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I know the Cap.

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He'll bust his strength on the traffic
duty.

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And we sure as hell don't want that.

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Relax, will ya?

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I got it all figured out.

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We'll shut the place down eventually.

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But for now, there's no reason we can't
have a little fun first.

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My neck's starting to feel a little stiff
if you catch my drift, buddy.

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I think we should just stick to the
stakeout like the Captain wants.

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Unfortunately, sitting in a car for eight
hours watching other guys walk out with

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smiles on their face is not my idea of
helping.

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We're all having fun.

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It's our job.

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It's not supposed to be fun.

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Let me see those for a second.

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I tell you what.

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Half these guys look like they need a
massage after they come out of that place.

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That's because the girls are banging the
hell out of them in there.

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How do you know?

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Everybody knows that.

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Mmm.

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This is exactly what I needed after a day
like today.

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Oh, I could not agree more.

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Oh, here she comes.

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Now, ladies, don't hog all the bubbles.

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I need to relax just as much as you two,
if not more.

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Well, get your butt in.

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The water's warm.

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Mmm.

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Come here and tear me shut.

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Head's gross.

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Is that so?

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Hypnotics touching me there.

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Hypnotica.

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Hypnotica.

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Hypnotica.

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You feel so good.

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Oh, my.

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Oh, my.

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Come over here.

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You like what you see?

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And turn the trends.

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Dance.

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Love

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it.

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Oh, yeah!

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Hit it.

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Give it to me.

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Give it to me.

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Yeah.

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That's it.

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Feel good.

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Ha!

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Bad feet.

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Sexy heat.

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My treat.

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Great is that song.

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Hypnotica.

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Hypnotica.

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Hypnotica.

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Hypnotica.

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Holding tight.

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Hypnotica.

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Feels so right.

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Hypnotica.

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Hypnotica.

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Hypnotica.

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Okay, I can't take it anymore.

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I go to Happy Endin's.

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You what?

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Oh, I go there all the time.

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I can't get enough of the place.

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Are you insane?

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What if the captain finds out?

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He's not.

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What are the girls like?

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One word?

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Un-fucking-believable.

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Any brunettes?

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Oh, I love those little sexy brunettes.

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Oh yeah, they got this one girl,
Lucky.

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She will turn your world inside out.

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Come on, I'll introduce you.

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You're kidding me, right?

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Do I look like I'm kidding?

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Damn it, I know I'm gonna regret this.

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Now remember, let me do all the talking.

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I can't believe we're doing this.

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Don't worry, you can thank me later.

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Come on, will ya?

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All right, all right.

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Hey Mike, back so soon.

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Hard to keep away, Cammie.

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Who's your handsome friend here?

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This is Tommy Hall.

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And it's his first time here, if you
follow what I'm saying.

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Yeah, I get it.

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We'll make sure he's in the hands of one
of our most skilled ladies.

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Oh, you might want to call Lucky.

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He's got this thing for brunettes.

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Okay, great.

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Well actually, if you
wouldn't mind, I was

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wondering if you can give
me the massage, Miss...

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Oh, oh, it's Cammie.

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Yeah, I think we can do that.

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The client always gets what they want here
at Happy Endings.

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Just come with me down to the pool area.

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Shelly here can watch the desk while I'm
away.

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What, so I'm a receptionist now?

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I know you can do it.

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Thanks for the favor.

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I owe you one.

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Enjoy, buddy.

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So where's Dusty today?

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Oh, yeah, I think she's down by the pool
interviewing her new employee.

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Hmm.

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Maybe I'll go see her for a few minutes.

269
00:29:30,830 --> 00:29:31,830
Whatever.

270
00:29:33,255 --> 00:29:35,175
Don't forget to answer those calls,
sweet cheeks.

271
00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,210
If I break a nail, I'll be furious.

272
00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:57,260
Ugh.

273
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,940
You got strong hands.

274
00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:00,140
Thank you.

275
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,080
It would help if you'd tell me where you
store all your tension.

276
00:30:03,390 --> 00:30:04,540
Well, my inner thighs.

277
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,020
Wow.

278
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,046
That's where all the girls tell me it
seems to build up.

279
00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:10,430
I guess that just makes me normal.

280
00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:13,920
Well, maybe we should get rid of some of
that tension.

281
00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:17,200
Whoa, uh, I don't think you should be
doing that.

282
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,680
Why not?

283
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800
Isn't it illegal?

284
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:21,300
Not unless you're a cop.

285
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,400
What makes you think that?

286
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,200
You're still wearing your socks.

287
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:27,580
Well, I'm not a cop.

288
00:30:28,330 --> 00:30:29,686
I'm just embarrassed at the way my feet
look.

289
00:30:29,710 --> 00:30:30,940
I'm sure you have great feet.

290
00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:32,340
You're just shy.

291
00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:33,940
Here's the deal.

292
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:37,040
I'm gonna slide my hand under your towel
because I like you.

293
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,540
And not for any other reason.

294
00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:42,090
Well, then I guess it's okay.

295
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,820
By the way, I like you too.

296
00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,700
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

297
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,400
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

298
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,160
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

299
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,720
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

300
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,740
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

301
00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:51,460
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

302
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,180
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

303
00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:58,860
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

304
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,540
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

305
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,140
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

306
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,280
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

307
00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:09,580
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

308
00:32:09,581 --> 00:32:09,880
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

309
00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:10,440
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

310
00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:11,180
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

311
00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:12,181
Pussy, pussy, bang, bang.

312
00:33:09,410 --> 00:33:10,810
¶¶

313
00:37:08,290 --> 00:37:10,370
Wow, Dusty, you're a really great player.

314
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,640
You too, Candy.

315
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,201
And you're quite a distraction.

316
00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:14,370
Oh.

317
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,500
So, do I have the job?

318
00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:17,950
I'd have to say... yes.

319
00:37:18,430 --> 00:37:18,730
Woo!

320
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,170
Yes!

321
00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:21,370
When do I start?

322
00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:23,391
You can start this afternoon if you wish.

323
00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:26,810
Just see Cammie and she'll give you all
the necessary paperwork to fill out.

324
00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:28,370
Okay, I'll do that.

325
00:37:28,490 --> 00:37:28,890
Thanks.

326
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,500
No need to thank me.

327
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,070
Just keep the coin coming in and everyone
will be happy.

328
00:37:34,071 --> 00:37:35,490
Aye aye, Captain.

329
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,130
Oh, hey, Dusty.

330
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:39,901
I didn't realize you had company.

331
00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:40,750
That's okay, Mike.

332
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:41,980
We just finished our game.

333
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:43,770
Yeah, I caught the last point.

334
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,670
Love, set, match.

335
00:37:46,510 --> 00:37:47,510
Very impressive indeed.

336
00:37:49,450 --> 00:37:53,078
Candy Connors, I'd like to
introduce you to Mike Mathis,

337
00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:56,210
one of our finest VIP clients
here at Happy Endings.

338
00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:57,911
It's very nice to meet you.

339
00:37:58,630 --> 00:37:59,630
Same here.

340
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:05,210
Candy just applied for a job and I'm
thinking of starting her out today.

341
00:38:06,310 --> 00:38:07,690
You mean she's a virgin?

342
00:38:08,050 --> 00:38:09,050
So to speak.

343
00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:11,931
Well, I think it's high time we break in
the new employee.

344
00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:15,210
Okay, well, um, just give me a few
minutes.

345
00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:17,086
I'll take a shower and I'll meet you at
the house.

346
00:38:17,110 --> 00:38:18,110
Forget the house.

347
00:38:18,155 --> 00:38:19,706
Let's do it right here on the tennis
court.

348
00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:20,730
Are you kidding?

349
00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:21,830
Nah, no joke.

350
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:23,946
And Dusty here can even join us.

351
00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:27,190
Oh, Mike, you know that as the boss,
I always get extra.

352
00:38:28,010 --> 00:38:29,630
Trust me, it'll be well worth it.

353
00:38:47,540 --> 00:39:01,800
I'm giving you a band, Juicy.

354
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,060
Power the pussy.

355
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:53,820
You're standing in your jeans.

356
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:55,140
Power the pussy.

357
00:40:41,790 --> 00:40:42,790
Tease it.

358
00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:46,070
Nick it.

359
00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:49,970
Smith it.

360
00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:08,910
Fuck it.

361
00:41:09,470 --> 00:41:11,050
Power the pussy.

362
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:13,590
You'll explode in the game.

363
00:41:14,070 --> 00:41:15,110
Power the pussy.

364
00:41:15,490 --> 00:41:17,450
I smile in vain.

365
00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:19,070
Power the pussy.

366
00:41:20,090 --> 00:41:21,870
Meet my pimp.

367
00:41:22,130 --> 00:41:23,130
Power the pussy.

368
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,240
Fuck it.

369
00:42:33,940 --> 00:42:35,080
Power the pussy.

370
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:37,580
You'll explode in the game.

371
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:39,220
Power the pussy.

372
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,080
I smile...

373
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:57,250
Hey, guys.

374
00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:59,186
I hope the girls worked those kinks out
for you.

375
00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:00,210
They always do.

376
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,210
I think we want to make appointments for
tomorrow.

377
00:43:02,230 --> 00:43:04,950
You know, just in case we tighten up
again.

378
00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:05,990
Shouldn't be a problem.

379
00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:06,830
How's 11 a.m.?

380
00:43:06,831 --> 00:43:07,330
Perfect.

381
00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:08,170
That work for you?

382
00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:09,290
Sure.

383
00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:11,266
Here's an appointment card, in case you
forget.

384
00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:12,810
That massage from Cammie, I will never
forget.

385
00:43:12,830 --> 00:43:14,070
I can promise you that.

386
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,981
Glad you enjoyed it, fellas.

387
00:43:19,610 --> 00:43:21,910
I tell you what, this is my new home away
from home.

388
00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:22,530
Hell yeah.

389
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,006
I told you this was gonna be the
assignment of the century.

390
00:43:25,030 --> 00:43:26,430
What are we gonna tell the captain?

391
00:43:31,290 --> 00:43:32,651
Look, I've been thinking about it.

392
00:43:32,950 --> 00:43:36,610
We have to tell the captain we need to go
undercover, we'll get a few more massages,

393
00:43:36,930 --> 00:43:39,571
and we'll try to figure out a way to keep
them from getting busted.

394
00:43:40,230 --> 00:43:41,230
I think I'm in love.

395
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,370
You've gotta be kidding.

396
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:44,371
I'm serious.

397
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:48,421
We'll wait till tomorrow, Mr. Amateur.

398
00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:51,010
You get to fall in love all over again
with somebody new.

399
00:43:52,490 --> 00:43:54,670
I seriously doubt it, but anything's
possible.

400
00:43:57,220 --> 00:44:00,930
Ladies, I need to speak to you about
something very important.

401
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:05,170
Has anyone seen any suspicious activity
recently?

402
00:44:05,230 --> 00:44:08,010
Like perhaps a strange new client?

403
00:44:08,685 --> 00:44:11,170
Or a car parked outside that shouldn't be
there?

404
00:44:11,970 --> 00:44:12,970
No.

405
00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:17,424
You know, come to think
of it, there was a black Ford

406
00:44:17,425 --> 00:44:19,970
parked near the driveway
yesterday for a really long time.

407
00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,390
Did it look like they might have been
cops?

408
00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:23,730
I don't know.

409
00:44:23,770 --> 00:44:25,290
I didn't get close enough to see them.

410
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:30,970
Well, I found this the other day right
outside in our foyer.

411
00:44:31,810 --> 00:44:34,430
It must have dropped out of somebody's
bag.

412
00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:36,110
Is that a police badge?

413
00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:37,090
Yep.

414
00:44:37,570 --> 00:44:41,150
And this means that we've gotta be extra,
extra careful.

415
00:44:41,325 --> 00:44:42,610
From here on in.

416
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,090
No more new clients.

417
00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:48,476
And we've gotta ask our
regulars questions to try and

418
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,670
find out if one of them
might be an undercover cop.

419
00:44:52,085 --> 00:44:53,170
This is no joke, ladies.

420
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,850
We could get in very, very serious
trouble.

421
00:44:58,830 --> 00:44:59,990
Sorry, you guys.

422
00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:01,170
Did I interrupt something?

423
00:45:01,390 --> 00:45:02,110
No, no.

424
00:45:02,230 --> 00:45:04,630
We were just about to adjourn to the
shower.

425
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,590
In that case, can I join you ladies?

426
00:45:06,930 --> 00:45:07,370
Sure.

427
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,290
I think we could fit one more.

428
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,150
Guy's supposed to be my client.

429
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:51,350
No, he's not.

430
00:48:51,430 --> 00:48:51,930
He's mine.

431
00:48:52,205 --> 00:48:55,730
Look, if a guy grabs my ass and says, I
can't wait to get ahold of that next time.

432
00:48:56,140 --> 00:48:59,170
And then I take that as, He can't wait to
get ahold of my ass next time.

433
00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:01,210
And his appointment tonight is next time.

434
00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:02,770
This is bullshit.

435
00:49:03,305 --> 00:49:05,266
And I'm not gonna let you get away with
it, bitch.

436
00:49:05,945 --> 00:49:07,026
Are you calling me a bitch?

437
00:49:07,350 --> 00:49:07,710
Bitch?

438
00:49:08,030 --> 00:49:09,010
Yeah, bitch.

439
00:49:09,011 --> 00:49:10,011
You bitch!

440
00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:18,130
Girls!

441
00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:23,670
What's going on here?

442
00:49:23,870 --> 00:49:26,970
These two little sluts are trying to steal
my regular slut!

443
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:28,908
You know that when
they look up the word

444
00:49:28,909 --> 00:49:31,691
slut in the dictionary,
your picture's there!

445
00:49:32,350 --> 00:49:33,350
Take that!

446
00:49:33,610 --> 00:49:34,610
Stop!

447
00:49:34,910 --> 00:49:38,070
You will all do penance!

448
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:46,100
Hey Dusty!

449
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,220
Fuck, fuck my baby fat!

450
00:49:57,170 --> 00:49:59,850
Sexy, slutty, horny, homie!

451
00:50:01,310 --> 00:50:03,670
Boobie, sleazy, titty, pussy!

452
00:50:05,510 --> 00:50:08,010
Penis, pop-up, boner, loner!

453
00:50:09,530 --> 00:50:12,030
Flirty, fucker, sucker, mucker!

454
00:50:13,770 --> 00:50:16,010
Lusty, busty, luscious, rev!

455
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,750
Wank, buddy, ready, come meet!

456
00:50:22,070 --> 00:50:24,810
X-rated, dated, trans-y!

457
00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:28,650
Playful, lust, a couple, brotha!

458
00:50:30,450 --> 00:50:32,130
Suck, fuck my baby!

459
00:50:33,090 --> 00:50:34,230
It's good!

460
00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:36,250
Ain't, fuck my baby!

461
00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:38,610
Harder!

462
00:50:38,690 --> 00:50:40,350
Titty, fuck my baby!

463
00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:42,650
I'm gonna squeeze it!

464
00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:44,470
Suck, fuck my baby!

465
00:50:46,190 --> 00:50:47,010
Deeper, deeper!

466
00:50:47,011 --> 00:50:49,770
Horno, speedo, trio, dum-dum!

467
00:50:51,170 --> 00:50:53,910
Bimbo, bozo, homo, blow-hug!

468
00:50:55,410 --> 00:50:57,930
Bitchy, naughty, easy-go-tee!

469
00:50:59,570 --> 00:51:01,710
Teeny, weeny, dumb, pachini!

470
00:51:03,730 --> 00:51:05,930
Baddest, beauty, vibe, got it!

471
00:51:07,730 --> 00:51:10,350
Rushing, dixin, virgin, con man!

472
00:51:11,810 --> 00:51:14,450
But not closet fat, girl.

473
00:51:16,010 --> 00:51:18,590
Sexy, texty, blingy, you just see.

474
00:51:20,650 --> 00:51:21,650
Rocker,

475
00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:39,130
cocker, stalker, joker.

476
00:51:40,610 --> 00:51:43,430
User, loser, boozer, smooth, czar.

477
00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:47,510
Booty, beefy, bouncy, booze, bee.

478
00:51:49,070 --> 00:51:51,410
Billings, biggie, flashy, weenie.

479
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:59,950
Hooker, lips, hips, triple X, stress.

480
00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:03,650
Murray, 40, filthy, candy.

481
00:52:05,710 --> 00:52:08,170
Druggy, losing, dummy, druggy.

482
00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:11,330
Cream, suck it, baby.

483
00:52:12,790 --> 00:52:15,590
Yummy, fuck, fuck it, baby.

484
00:52:16,890 --> 00:52:19,690
Do it, cock, suck it, baby.

485
00:52:21,150 --> 00:52:23,850
Shaft it, gay, fuck it, baby.

486
00:52:25,170 --> 00:52:26,170
Shove it.

487
00:52:30,590 --> 00:52:31,990
Suck, suck it, baby.

488
00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:36,050
Aim, fuck it, baby.

489
00:52:38,790 --> 00:52:40,350
Titty, fuck it, baby.

490
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:00,900
Cog, suck it, baby.

491
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,060
Pussy, suck it, baby.

492
00:53:24,690 --> 00:53:26,650
Rocker, cocker, stalker, joker.

493
00:53:28,410 --> 00:53:30,990
User, loser, boozer, smooth, czar.

494
00:53:32,650 --> 00:53:35,110
Booty, beefy, bouncy, booze, bee.

495
00:53:36,870 --> 00:53:38,230
Suck, suck it, baby.

496
00:53:40,870 --> 00:53:42,490
Aim, fuck it, baby.

497
00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,380
Titty, fuck it, baby.

498
00:54:06,335 --> 00:54:08,740
So, how's the progress on shutting down
Happy Endings?

499
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,581
Well, sir, we sticked out the place to
determine how hard it would be to penetrate.

500
00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:15,620
I'm sorry, did you say hard?

501
00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:16,860
And penetrate.

502
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,040
Hard to penetrate, sir.

503
00:54:18,535 --> 00:54:19,676
What's the matter with you two?

504
00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:21,680
This is a serious situation we have here.

505
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,080
Sorry, sir.

506
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:26,200
These massage parlors are destroying the
moral fiber of our community.

507
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,600
We won't disappoint you.

508
00:54:27,810 --> 00:54:31,361
Well, then get the hell out of my office
and go arrest somebody for crying out loud.

509
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:32,600
Shut that place down.

510
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:35,560
Putz.

511
00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:45,861
Okay, this has got to be our last
appointment.

512
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,060
All right, but I think I'm beginning to
like my Happy Endings.

513
00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:50,180
I know.

514
00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:53,620
We have to stall as long as possible and
try and figure out a way to keep them open.

515
00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:54,780
But you know the captain.

516
00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:56,811
He won't rest until we run them out of
town.

517
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:57,360
I know.

518
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,481
I think we need to warn Dusty and the
girls.

519
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,760
I agree.

520
00:55:14,210 --> 00:55:15,810
Hey, nice to see you guys back so soon.

521
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,106
Just hang tight and the girls will be with
you shortly.

522
00:55:18,130 --> 00:55:19,130
Cammy's here, right?

523
00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:21,661
I heard what happened between you two
yesterday.

524
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:24,007
She's been getting
ready since she got here at

525
00:55:24,008 --> 00:55:25,610
8, which is why I'm
still here on desk duty.

526
00:55:25,830 --> 00:55:30,030
So you must have made quite the
impression.

527
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,921
I have to say the feeling was mutual.

528
00:55:33,530 --> 00:55:34,150
Hey, boys.

529
00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:35,290
Ready for a little fun?

530
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,970
No, we're ready for a lot of fun.

531
00:55:38,190 --> 00:55:39,551
Well, then let's go have some fun.

532
00:55:48,980 --> 00:55:52,180
Partner, I tell you, it's going to be
tough to give this all up.

533
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,291
It doesn't get any better than this.

534
00:55:54,950 --> 00:55:56,391
You boys don't have to give this up.

535
00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:58,191
Yeah, we're not going anywhere.

536
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,480
We'll be here whenever you like it.

537
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,040
Girls, there's something we have to talk
to you about.

538
00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:07,676
Sorry, boys, but we're not allowed to date
the clients.

539
00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:08,840
Speak for yourself.

540
00:56:09,510 --> 00:56:10,780
No, this is serious.

541
00:56:11,350 --> 00:56:13,048
Yeah, I'm sure that it
is, but don't you think

542
00:56:13,049 --> 00:56:15,421
you can wait until
after your massage is?

543
00:56:15,650 --> 00:56:17,320
Well, I guess it could wait an hour.

544
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:20,100
Hey, you know what?

545
00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:23,941
I think this is the first time we've ever
been in the same room naked together.

546
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,100
What's the matter?

547
00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:26,140
Do I make you nervous?

548
00:56:27,245 --> 00:56:29,966
Just concentrating on hot little girls
sliding up and down your body.

549
00:56:30,180 --> 00:56:31,180
Copy that.

550
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:32,761
You guys are talking funny.

551
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,420
What's going on?

552
00:56:33,810 --> 00:56:35,016
I don't think I'm falling in love.

553
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,040
Yeah, me too.

554
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,680
Excuse me.

555
01:00:21,860 --> 01:00:23,381
You got a guy named Mathis here today?

556
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:24,440
Oh, you mean Mike.

557
01:00:24,730 --> 01:00:25,931
He's upstairs with his friend.

558
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,561
The guy likes to keep his socks on.

559
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:28,841
Yeah, that sounds like them.

560
01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:29,900
Thanks.

561
01:00:37,710 --> 01:00:38,710
Well, hello, gentlemen.

562
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:40,180
Captain.

563
01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:41,671
What the hell are you doing here?

564
01:00:41,695 --> 01:00:44,496
You dropped your appointment card on my
floor when you left the office.

565
01:00:44,970 --> 01:00:48,260
I suppose this is part of your stakeout,
getting to know the establishment and the

566
01:00:48,261 --> 01:00:52,120
employees real up close and personal
before you shut them down, huh?

567
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,360
Shut us down?

568
01:00:53,510 --> 01:00:54,400
What's he talking about?

569
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:55,401
Captain, listen.

570
01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:56,740
Don't say a word.

571
01:00:57,370 --> 01:00:59,006
Just get dressed and get the hell out of
here.

572
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:00,670
You've exposed the whole sting operation.

573
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:01,740
I'm sorry, girls.

574
01:01:01,860 --> 01:01:03,580
This is what we wanted to talk to you
about.

575
01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:05,136
What the heck is going on in here?

576
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,020
I'm shutting down this den of iniquity.

577
01:01:07,365 --> 01:01:10,400
I'm sorry, but we provide a very valuable
service in this town.

578
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:11,720
Not anymore, you don't.

579
01:01:11,721 --> 01:01:12,560
I'm taking it over.

580
01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:14,500
You've got 48 hours to vacate the
premises.

581
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:15,920
Can you do that?

582
01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:16,960
Yeah, can you do that?

583
01:01:17,390 --> 01:01:18,680
Of course I can do that.

584
01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:20,220
I'm a police captain.

585
01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:21,580
Good day, ladies.

586
01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:31,460
What are we going to do?

587
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:31,600
What are we going to do?

588
01:01:31,601 --> 01:01:32,440
I know.

589
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,456
I don't want to go back home and live with
my parents.

590
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:34,880
I know.

591
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,840
Maybe my ex-boyfriend will take me back.

592
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,040
Look, ladies.

593
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,120
No one's going anywhere.

594
01:01:39,455 --> 01:01:44,620
I'm going to take care of you just like I
always have, no matter what happens.

595
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,640
Thanks.

596
01:01:46,780 --> 01:01:47,880
You're like a mother to us.

597
01:01:48,450 --> 01:01:50,580
I don't know what I'd do if something
happened to you.

598
01:01:51,175 --> 01:01:53,040
Okay, enough with the mushy stuff.

599
01:01:53,990 --> 01:01:57,280
Now we're all in this together and we're
going to get out of this together.

600
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,281
We need to put our heads together.

601
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,440
No, actually.

602
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,460
We need to put our assets together.

603
01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:05,820
And what are those?

604
01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:12,660
Well, I'd say that between us, we've
got some of the best chests in the city.

605
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,520
Yeah, we've been using those and look
where it got us.

606
01:02:16,620 --> 01:02:18,160
Oh, can we petition the mayor?

607
01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:20,340
Oh, Uncle Carl, he doesn't like petitions.

608
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,640
Huh?

609
01:02:22,290 --> 01:02:25,060
We were talking about Mayor Sloan,
dear.

610
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,520
Oh, so was I.

611
01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:28,640
Uncle Carl, Mayor Sloan.

612
01:02:29,330 --> 01:02:30,330
Yeah, he's my uncle.

613
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:31,520
You're the mayor's niece.

614
01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:32,856
You've got to be kidding me.

615
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,880
Uh, yep.

616
01:02:34,270 --> 01:02:35,640
He would do anything for me.

617
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:37,680
In fact...

618
01:02:37,860 --> 01:02:39,800
Dusty, you are exactly his type.

619
01:02:40,310 --> 01:02:42,420
My aunt, she was a 38 double F.

620
01:02:43,350 --> 01:02:45,151
You know, you two should have dinner
together.

621
01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:49,011
If there's one thing I know about my Uncle
Carl, it's that he's a breast man.

622
01:02:49,260 --> 01:02:50,340
What happened to your aunt?

623
01:02:50,705 --> 01:02:52,066
She drowned in a boating accident.

624
01:02:52,490 --> 01:02:53,780
With 38 double Fs?

625
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:54,200
I know.

626
01:02:54,340 --> 01:02:55,340
Go figure.

627
01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,400
I think dinner is a great idea.

628
01:02:57,930 --> 01:02:58,930
Can you set that up?

629
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,220
Yeah, let me check.

630
01:03:00,221 --> 01:03:01,621
Let me just get a picture of these.

631
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:04,880
And send.

632
01:03:05,930 --> 01:03:06,956
Y'all think this is going to work?

633
01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:07,880
It has to work.

634
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,136
We don't have any other option.

635
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,160
Oh, wow.

636
01:03:10,310 --> 01:03:11,310
That was fast.

637
01:03:11,630 --> 01:03:13,260
Uh, how's tomorrow?

638
01:03:13,820 --> 01:03:15,480
Tomorrow is perfect.

639
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:17,480
Yay!

640
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,580
I knew hiring you was a good idea.

641
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:23,760
Oh, well.

642
01:03:32,260 --> 01:03:35,700
So my niece tells me that you gave her a
job at your establishment.

643
01:03:37,930 --> 01:03:39,420
She told you that I hired her?

644
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:40,760
Of course.

645
01:03:41,410 --> 01:03:42,520
Candy and I are very close.

646
01:03:42,910 --> 01:03:44,820
Actually, I'm very proud of her.

647
01:03:45,130 --> 01:03:46,331
And we don't have any secrets.

648
01:03:46,475 --> 01:03:48,960
What exactly did she say my business was?

649
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,560
You run Happy Endings.

650
01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:51,700
I'm aware of what you do.

651
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:54,400
I think you provide a very valuable
service for the community.

652
01:03:54,795 --> 01:03:57,920
Well, we do do our best to keep our
clients happy.

653
01:03:58,330 --> 01:03:59,531
All the way to the end, right?

654
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,080
You're so funny, Mr. Mayor.

655
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:03,740
Carl.

656
01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:05,220
Why don't you just call me Carl?

657
01:04:05,221 --> 01:04:08,440
Well, then, you are a very funny man,
Carl.

658
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,300
I toast to your success.

659
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:21,580
Hello?

660
01:04:34,690 --> 01:04:35,690
Anyone here?

661
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:39,716
Oh, didn't you see the police tape?

662
01:04:39,740 --> 01:04:40,740
We're closed down.

663
01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:43,230
Yeah, but I was kind of hoping for a
massage.

664
01:04:43,790 --> 01:04:44,886
Well, you're not a cop, are you?

665
01:04:44,910 --> 01:04:45,170
Me?

666
01:04:45,290 --> 01:04:45,530
No.

667
01:04:45,930 --> 01:04:46,930
Do I look like a cop?

668
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,361
I guess it wouldn't matter at this point
anyway.

669
01:04:49,645 --> 01:04:51,882
I'll give you a massage,
but I have to warn you, I

670
01:04:51,883 --> 01:04:53,991
am new here, so I'm still
working on my technique.

671
01:04:54,270 --> 01:04:55,270
It's okay with me.

672
01:04:55,510 --> 01:04:56,510
Not picky.

673
01:04:57,090 --> 01:04:57,790
Great candy.

674
01:04:57,910 --> 01:04:58,910
He's all yours.

675
01:04:59,970 --> 01:05:00,970
Thanks.

676
01:05:02,530 --> 01:05:06,050
You know, what I want to know is,
why aren't you available for a massage?

677
01:05:07,255 --> 01:05:08,390
I'd pay top dollar for that.

678
01:05:08,665 --> 01:05:10,710
Well, someone's got to run the business
right.

679
01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:14,470
If you ever change your mind, just promise
me that I'll be your very first.

680
01:05:14,730 --> 01:05:15,730
You know what I think?

681
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,350
I think we've got to get you back to my
place.

682
01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:21,330
And into the Jacuzzi.

683
01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:22,810
You're stiff as a board.

684
01:05:23,770 --> 01:05:27,070
And I think I may have just changed my
mind.

685
01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:29,770
I think that is a wonderful idea.

686
01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:21,090
So, Mr. Mayor, how well do you know Police
Captain Crane?

687
01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:22,780
Crane and I go way back.

688
01:09:22,910 --> 01:09:23,910
We grew up together.

689
01:09:24,530 --> 01:09:25,530
Why do you ask?

690
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,810
Well, he stopped by today and gave me 48
hours notice to get out of town.

691
01:09:30,811 --> 01:09:32,750
He's going to shut down my business.

692
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,561
Yeah, that sounds like something he'd do.

693
01:09:36,445 --> 01:09:38,210
He's a by-the-book kind of guy.

694
01:09:38,950 --> 01:09:39,350
Inflexible.

695
01:09:39,930 --> 01:09:43,130
But, you know, I understand that every now
and then rules need to be bent.

696
01:09:43,670 --> 01:09:44,670
Sometimes even broken.

697
01:09:45,010 --> 01:09:47,050
Well, I can't let him shut down my
business.

698
01:09:47,815 --> 01:09:49,776
I don't know what those girls would do
without me.

699
01:09:50,450 --> 01:09:51,770
Well, there's no doubt
that you and your girls

700
01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:54,171
perform a valuable
service for the community.

701
01:09:54,260 --> 01:09:56,205
But if I'm going to go to
the city council and try to

702
01:09:56,229 --> 01:09:58,251
work something out, I've
got to take them something.

703
01:09:59,030 --> 01:10:00,870
Well, what did you have in mind?

704
01:10:01,290 --> 01:10:02,290
I don't know, madam.

705
01:10:02,410 --> 01:10:03,350
That would be up to you.

706
01:10:03,410 --> 01:10:04,410
What do you have in mind?

707
01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:14,570
Yeah, that might work.

708
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:16,170
They'd like that.

709
01:10:16,510 --> 01:10:17,230
They'd like that a lot.

710
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:20,650
Well, I have something right here that you
might like.

711
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:23,750
Oh, I think you're right.

712
01:10:37,510 --> 01:10:38,510
Yeah, that's good.

713
01:10:38,990 --> 01:10:39,990
That's good.

714
01:10:42,110 --> 01:10:43,310
All right, come on, you guys.

715
01:10:43,610 --> 01:10:44,851
Let's get this place closed up.

716
01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,320
All right.

717
01:10:58,660 --> 01:11:01,020
This place is now the property of the
police department.

718
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,080
Ah, Mr. Mayor.

719
01:11:05,330 --> 01:11:06,480
Just the man I want to see.

720
01:11:06,950 --> 01:11:08,271
We're closing this business down.

721
01:11:08,950 --> 01:11:10,180
It's not really a massage parlor.

722
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,900
It's a house of ill repute.

723
01:11:12,570 --> 01:11:15,731
They're giving more than just massages
here, if you know what I'm talking about.

724
01:11:15,890 --> 01:11:16,971
Hold on there, Pat Garrett.

725
01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:19,526
I just had the most relaxing
60 minutes of my entire life,

726
01:11:19,527 --> 01:11:21,621
and you're telling me you
want to shut this place down?

727
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:24,180
But, Mr. Mayor, this is the seed of
impurity.

728
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:27,100
It will grow and corrupt our entire way of
life.

729
01:11:27,570 --> 01:11:28,611
They have to be shut down.

730
01:11:29,050 --> 01:11:30,050
Like hell it does.

731
01:11:30,370 --> 01:11:32,540
It is staying open by order of the mayor's
office.

732
01:11:33,050 --> 01:11:35,786
And they're going to also be
providing free massages for

733
01:11:35,787 --> 01:11:38,620
all the police and all the
fire department once a week.

734
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:42,480
And it's my job to make sure they are
relaxed on their days off.

735
01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,700
Oh, and you know what?

736
01:11:43,770 --> 01:11:46,731
To make sure the story has a happy ending
all the way around, you're fired.

737
01:11:47,990 --> 01:11:49,280
Oh, and one more thing.

738
01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:54,280
There's a new sheriff in town.

739
01:11:58,450 --> 01:11:59,811
You haven't heard the end of this.

740
01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:03,700
Yeah!

741
01:12:04,185 --> 01:12:05,200
All right!

742
01:13:24,870 --> 01:13:26,150
Thank you.

743
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,360
Thank you.

744
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,740
Thank you.

745
01:13:41,741 --> 01:13:42,741
Thank you.

746
01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:43,520
Thank you.

747
01:13:43,521 --> 01:13:43,640
Thank you.

748
01:13:43,641 --> 01:13:44,160
Thank you.

749
01:13:44,161 --> 01:13:45,161
Thank you.

750
01:13:46,680 --> 01:14:41,520
Thank you.

751
01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:42,780
Thank you.

752
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:43,220
Thank you.

753
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:44,740
Thank you.

754
01:15:15,820 --> 01:15:23,820
Thank you for watching!

754
01:15:24,305 --> 01:16:24,829