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[airplane engines whirring]

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[quiet thump]

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[wind whistling]

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[alarm beeping]

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CONTROLLER [over radio]:
Charlie-Oboe-Seven-Sugar.

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Distress call acknowledged.
Divert to new coordinates.

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- Negative! Negative!
- Heading two-three-zero.

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- Vector two-three-zero.
- Negative!

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- Ascend three-zero-zero.
- Unable!

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- [radio clicks off]
- Stay on course.

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We're only losing altitude
at 50 feet per second.

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Let's clear that ridge,
then reassess.

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There might be
a more survivable crash site.

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More survivable crash site?

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[engine sputtering]

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I told you! I warned you!

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Wet tarmac! Short runway!
25-knot crosswind! Lightning!

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You disallowed me to complete
a proper safety check

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despite credible threats
of sabotage.

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You forced me to take off
and needled me and teased me

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and bullied me, but I managed
to get us airborne anyway.

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And now, needless to say,
we've been blown up by somebody

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trying to assassinate you again,
and we're gonna crash after all!

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If we survive, I'm reporting you

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to the Trans-European
Aviation Authority.

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- You're fired.
- What's that?

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- What'd you say?
- You're fired.

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I'm fired? In the middle of

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emergency
forced landing procedure...

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[alarm beeps]

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Mayday, mayday, mayday.
Charlie-Oboe-Seven-Sugar.

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Request for immediate clearance.

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I've got a cornfield and a,
uh, looks like a soybean field.

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Which is gonna be softer?

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- [alarm beeps]
- [switch clicks]

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CONTROLLER:
Inconclusive.

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Never mind.
I'll be in the cornfield.

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[distant thud]

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REPORTER:
<i>At this moment, rescue workers</i>

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<i>are laboring to extinguish</i>
<i>the fiery wreckage</i>

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<i>of an ill-fated</i>
<i>dual-engine aircraft,</i>

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<i>in a perhaps futile attempt</i>
<i>to recover and identify</i>

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<i>the remains of</i>
<i>Anatole "Zsa-zsa" Korda,</i>

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<i>international businessman,</i>

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<i>maverick in the fields</i>
<i>of armaments and aviation,</i>

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<i>among the richest men in Europe.</i>

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<i>This was Korda's sixth recorded</i>
<i>airplane crash.</i>

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<i>Dogged for years by accusations</i>
<i>of profiteering,</i>

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- [bird caws] <i>-tax evasion,</i>
<i>price-fixing, bribery,</i>

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<i>Korda specialized</i>
<i>in the mediation of</i>

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<i>- clandestine trade agreements.</i>
- [loud bang]

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<i>His moniker</i>
<i>in financial circles: Mr. 5%.</i>

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- [birds cawing]
<i>- He is survived by</i>

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<i>ten children--</i>
<i>nine boys, one novitiate nun,</i>

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<i>his daughter Liesl--</i>

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<i>and is predeceased</i>
<i>by three wives.</i>

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<i>A controversial figure,</i>
<i>some will mourn his death,</i>

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<i>others, inevitably,</i>
<i>will celebrate.</i>

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[lamb bleats]

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[thunder rumbling]

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Who was this man?

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How do we recognize him?

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- Does he have even an identity?
- [church bell tolling]

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Let us consider
his life and deeds.

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Born to an unscrupulous...

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Grandmother.

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[prophet continues speaking
indistinctly]

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Why are we here?

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I don't know you.

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PROPHET:
...in a cold house

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and brought that cold life...

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[lid creaks]

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[gasps]

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REPORTER: <i>Captain,</i>
<i>what exactly would Mr. Korda</i>

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<i>have experienced during those</i>
<i>final seconds of his life,</i>

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before he was incinerated,

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while you rocketed through
space strapped to a chair?

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Surely a horrific display of...

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Actually, no. He's still alive.

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Mr. Korda. Sir.

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- Wow.
- I'm fine.

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What's that in your hand?

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I don't know.
I think it's a vestigial organ.

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I tried to get it back in.

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It's not as easy as it looks.

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["Apollon musagète: Apotheose"
by Igor Stravinsky playing]

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[music continues
over record player]

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[device clicking, beeping]

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[device buzzes, clicks]

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The chair recognizes
the bureaucrat from Baltimore.

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EXCALIBUR:
Thank you.

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Subject: Zsa-zsa Korda,

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our single common enemy
who works consistently

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and relentlessly against
the interests

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of all our competing nations.

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The one item only on our agenda
which unites us.

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He swindles our banks.

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He dodges our tariffs.

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He ties up our courtrooms
in tactical lawsuits.

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He provokes war
as well as peace,

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in direct conflict with
our shared diplomatic agenda.

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Subject's new venture
relies heavily

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on personal capital and wildly
overreaches liquid resources.

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Our objective,
with your approval:

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disrupting, obstructing,
impeding,

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crippling Korda's enterprise
in any manner possible,

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with option to cancel
in event of subject's sudden

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and probable death.

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- All in favor?
- ALL: Aye!

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Your bag, Miss Liesl.

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- I'll put it in the cupboard.
- I wish to retain it.

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Yes. No, no, I'm keeping it.

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I understand.

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Be seated.

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- [door opens]
- [footsteps approaching]

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ZSA-ZSA: Liesl. I expect
you received news of my death.

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The reports were inaccurate,
needless to say.

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Let me get directly
to the point.

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I've appointed you
sole heir to my estate,

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which you may come into
sooner rather than later,

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and provisionally
manager of my affairs

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after the event of my actual
demise, on a trial basis.

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- Why?
- Why what?

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Why sooner rather than later,
since you survived again?

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And why am I sole heir
to your estate?

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You have eight sons
at last count.

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- Nine sons.
- Nine sons. What about them?

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- They're not my heirs.
- Why not?

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- I have my reasons.
- Which are what?

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My reasons? I'm not saying.

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I'm saying I'm not saying.

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It's been six years
since our last meeting.

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I apologize.

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I apologize.

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I forgive you.

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Are you dying?

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Thank you. No.

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But I keep getting assassinated,
unsuccessfully so far,

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and I can't allow my enemies
to benefit from killing me.

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That's the top priority
in my life at this time.

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If they get me,
you get them, provisionally.

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Like an audition.

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Like a trial period.

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Of being your daughter.

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Of being sole heir to my estate
and manager of my affairs

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after the event
of my actual demise.

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The personal family aspect,
I agree,

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that merits further discussion,
but for now,

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there's much to explain,
and it's all in these shoeboxes.

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Korda Land and Sea Phoenician
Infrastructure Scheme.

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My most important project
of my lifetime.

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30 years' work.

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May I move? Over there.

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ZSA-ZSA:
Over where?

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Over there? Why?

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They say you murdered my mother.

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- What? -They say
you murdered my mother.

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Who said that? Who said that?

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"They." It's what they say.

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I feel the need to address it.

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It's why I agreed
to come here today.

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ZSA-ZSA:
They say that? Well, it's a--

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Forgive me.

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I know you're pious.

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It's a goddamn lie.

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I never murdered
anybody's mother in my life.

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Okay. I have no choice
but to take you at your word.

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I never personally murdered
anybody at all, ever!

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You arranged murders perhaps.

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Don't put words in my mouth.

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Of course I didn't and don't.

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I've employed violent men
to do violence on occasion

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in the distant past.

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I take no relish in it.

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They say you murdered
all your wives.

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I'm gonna sue them for libel in
that case, whoever "they" are!

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If you can provide me
with their identities.

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In fact, I was very fond
of your mother

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and never would've murdered her

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under any circumstances
whatsoever.

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I didn't know her that well.

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I thought you came here
because I summoned you.

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My plan is to be a nun.

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Not anymore, right?

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[Broadcloth clears throat]

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Your brothers are there.

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[gum pops]

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Jasper, David, Phillip,
Michael, Harry,

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Jamie, Samuel, Steven, Thomas.

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Hello, boys.

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Will they be joining us
for luncheon?

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ZSA-ZSA:
Of course not.

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They live in a dormitory
across the street.

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I don't know, I don't know
what they're doing here.

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Is today a Saturday?
That might explain it.

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I bought Jasper a crossbow.

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Be careful of your eyes.
He's a very good shot.

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You understand
this changes your life.

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Listen carefully.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the dam
we're going to build.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the canal
we're in the middle of digging.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the tunnel
we already finished drilling.

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I think he sharpens them.

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It's supposed to have
a suction cup.

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This shirt box contains
my plan to assemble

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the massive workforce required
for the project.

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In short,
we're gonna need slave labor,

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but that's available to us.

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This hatbox contains
my negotiations

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with barons in shipping,
mining and railroads.

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These littler sock boxes contain

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my agreements with titans
in banking, real estate

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and black market syndicates.

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Excuse me.

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[footsteps running]

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[boys chattering, laughing]

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[objects clattering]

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BJORN [Norwegian accent]:
Hello.

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Yes.

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- [objects crashing]
- [Jasper shouts]

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ZSA-ZSA:
You're not my heirs!

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Who the deuce is that?
He's been eavesdropping on us.

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I'm the new tutor.

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Ah, of course.

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Welcome.

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Bring me the polygraph.

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I always keep a tutor on staff
to give lessons

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during intervals
of my free time.

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He's gonna teach us about
insects and related subjects.

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He's an expert in that field.

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We'll be with you shortly.

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This is my daughter Liesl.

249
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:03,919
This is Professor...?

250
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,529
BJORN:
Bjorn.

251
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,661
Professor Bjorn.

252
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,271
[clattering upstairs]

253
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,056
- [crossbow fires]
- BOY: Watch out!

254
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,753
- [arrow clatters]
- [door closes]

255
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,456
In summation, the boxes on this
carpet all together present

256
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,459
a blueprint to set the wheels
of commerce in motion

257
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,766
throughout a potentially rich,
now dormant region.

258
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,335
Then to retain an appropriate
but extremely valuable

259
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:32,208
five percent of the revenues
for the next 150 years.

260
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,960
This is just...

261
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,396
crazy.

262
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,484
Yes, I admit.

263
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,530
If it works, it's a miracle.

264
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:50,618
[match strikes]

265
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,924
But it's going to.

266
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,883
What's in the glove box?

267
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,322
That's the gap.

268
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,542
We'll discuss that later.

269
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,590
You still didn't sign it.

270
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,983
I told you, I take my vows
at the end of the month.

271
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,767
I told you, unfortunately, no.

272
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,248
The church could claim a lien
on our family business.

273
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:15,338
You can still believe in God
if you wish.

274
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,601
- The pigeons are there.
- Not for me.

275
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,908
I take only a few crusts
of bread in the daytime.

276
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,345
- ZSA-ZSA: How about you?
- Hmm? Me?

277
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,435
I could eat a horse
and easily a pigeon.

278
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,002
ZSA-ZSA: You're invited
to lunch in that case.

279
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,177
Oh, thank you, sir.

280
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,700
ZSA-ZSA:
<i>Point your finger.</i>

281
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,749
- Full name?
- Bjorn Lund.

282
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,098
- Place of birth?
- Oslo.

283
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,144
- Are you wearing a bow tie?
- Yes.

284
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,623
Are you now or have you ever
been employed

285
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,973
- in the conduct of industrial
espionage? -No, no, no.

286
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,324
Or engaged as a professional
contract assassin-for-hire?

287
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,065
Goodness, no.

288
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,767
Give him the overcooked one.

289
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,640
Your bread crusts, Miss Liesl.

290
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,078
LIESL: <i>Peace be with you,</i>
<i>Reverend Mother.</i>

291
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,992
<i>I write with perplexing tidings.</i>

292
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,559
See what I mean? Poisoned.

293
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,431
- Oh, it's poisoned.
- Why did it turn black?

294
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,520
LIESL:
<i>My father has appointed me</i>

295
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,174
<i>provisional successor</i>
<i>and prospective beneficiary</i>

296
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,567
<i>of his vast fortune,</i>
<i>gained entirely, as you know,</i>

297
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,960
<i>through unholy mischief.</i>

298
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,441
How will your slaves
be compensated?

299
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,617
I believe they will receive
a small stipend.

300
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,922
It's really up to the king.

301
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,402
We can't interfere
on that level.

302
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,404
God may have something
to say about that.

303
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,058
Is he against slavery
in the Bible?

304
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,755
I'm against it.

305
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,454
<i>What worth is the pledge</i>
<i>of a swindling rogue?</i>

306
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,543
There's a terrible famine
in this region.

307
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,414
- This shoebox, I mean.
- I know. That's us.

308
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,373
LIESL: <i>This friendless man</i>
<i>bewilders me.</i>

309
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,853
- In what sense that's you?
- We-we did that.

310
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,291
Normally, there'd just be the
normal level of poverty there,

311
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,075
but presently
we control the grain.

312
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,424
Now we make our move,

313
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,078
and we supply provisions
on our own terms.

314
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,862
My word. Is that ethical?

315
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,386
It's damnable. To hell.

316
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,475
<i>Nevertheless,</i>
<i>I foresee an opportunity</i>

317
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,781
<i>to accomplish,</i>
<i>by the grace of God...</i>

318
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,177
<i>...significant good works</i>
<i>with the enormous resources</i>

319
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,005
<i>he proposes to place</i>
<i>at my disposal.</i>

320
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,441
Memorize this combination.

321
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,226
I can't tell you
where the safe is.

322
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,923
- That'll be in my will.
- [match strikes]

323
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:05,100
LIESL: <i>Perhaps this could be</i>
<i>even his deeper intention.</i>

324
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,277
Where does it come from?

325
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,104
Mexico.

326
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,845
Not the cactus.

327
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,716
I mean this ruthless brutality.

328
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,848
You don't know me.

329
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,502
The boys live across the street.

330
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,721
There's no love in this house,
as far as I can observe.

331
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,681
God is absent. Why?

332
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,683
<i>I remain profoundly reluctant</i>
<i>to leave the order</i>

333
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,164
<i>and long for the hour</i>
<i>of my return to sanctuary.</i>

334
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,166
ZSA-ZSA:
I think it's not my fault.

335
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,038
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy
which starts in the nursery.

336
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,301
No one cared about or for me
except my nanny,

337
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,042
and she was dismissed
and put to shame.

338
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:37,001
- What for?
- She overstepped her position.

339
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,655
It had to be done.

340
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,527
LIESL: <i>Also,</i>
<i>his poor boys, my brothers,</i>

341
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,659
<i>thirst and hunger</i>
<i>for sisterly affection.</i>

342
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,835
The wings have a scent
which gets on your fingers

343
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:45,967
if you catch them.

344
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,621
Some smell like lemons.

345
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,972
Some smell like chocolate.
Some smell like urine.

346
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,975
Are you interested
in butterflies?

347
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,368
Is that a real question?

348
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,283
Is this an act?

349
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,807
I'm interested in the welfare
of all living creatures.

350
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,896
Very good. Very good.

351
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,161
LIESL:
<i>What advice can you afford</i>

352
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,163
<i>your humble servant, me?</i>

353
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,209
She was murdered, by the way.

354
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,123
Not a suicide,
the official ruling.

355
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,474
I think I know who did it,

356
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,954
but I've tried
to stay out of it, frankly.

357
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,088
The son of my father.

358
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,743
He's the murderer, I suspect.

359
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,745
The son of your father?

360
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,050
In other words, your brother.

361
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,487
- Half brother.
- Uncle Nubar?

362
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,663
- He's my mother's murderer?
- I suspect.

363
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:32,318
We always hated each other,
of course,

364
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,276
but we do
conduct business together

365
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,018
through an intermediary,
because he's very clever.

366
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,194
- "Thou shalt not kill."
- I agree.

367
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,630
We must bring that man
to justice,

368
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,241
if what you say is true.

369
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,679
Broadcloth.

370
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:46,810
Wake up my notary.

371
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,290
Yes, sir.

372
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,207
ZSA-ZSA: <i>Sign the paper</i>
<i>in front of you...</i>

373
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,515
...and I swear
my word of solemnest honor,

374
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,517
we shall bring
ferocious revenge down upon

375
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,868
this cold-blooded butcher,
your Uncle Nubar.

376
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,435
Meaning get him arrested?

377
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,612
I think so.

378
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,396
He is one of our
principal partners, of course.

379
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,006
LIESL:
I'll pray on the matter.

380
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,573
[whispering]: Heavenly Father,
please grant me

381
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,053
with some guidance
for this difficult decision.

382
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,663
[normal voice]:
Amen.

383
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,275
- God has called me here
for a purpose. -[mutters]

384
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,321
No slaves. No famine.
No dormitory.

385
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,367
You're on a trial period.

386
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,723
BROADCLOTH: We've annulled your
sacred covenant, Miss Liesl.

387
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,725
A secular rosary
will arrive from the jeweler

388
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,161
later this afternoon.

389
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,597
I hope you'll find it
to your liking.

390
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,253
LIESL:
<i>P.S. How is your rheumatism?</i>

391
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,387
<i>I pray for your health</i>
<i>and comfort.</i>

392
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,219
LIESL:
Jasper.

393
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,004
Bless us and these,
thy holy gifts,

394
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,440
which we are about to receive.

395
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:52,963
- We pray for the poor...
- What's this about?

396
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,574
- Don't make them be religious.
- [prayer continues]

397
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,532
I already did.
We're reading Genesis.

398
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:58,839
- ...before thee in thy name.
Amen. -Amen.

399
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,755
Why would anybody do something
I didn't tell them to do?

400
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,975
Does this soup
come from our usual kitchen?

401
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,803
I feel it tastes better.

402
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,327
It does taste better.

403
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,285
I have a French cook.
You have a Belgian cook.

404
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,073
Yes.

405
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:17,771
[boys gasping]

406
00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:20,426
What? What, what?

407
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,123
- What are you afraid of?
- BJORN: Don't worry.

408
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,952
They eat only worms and crickets

409
00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:26,823
and sometimes their own mates.

410
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,912
Are you men or mice?

411
00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:31,045
You should be lions!

412
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:34,744
No bugs at the table.

413
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:35,832
I am sorry.

414
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,007
Of course.

415
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,879
Yes, sir?

416
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:40,881
The snails are good.

417
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,186
Thank you, sir.

418
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,884
They're good.

419
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,538
Also, he likes your soup.

420
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,281
Did you eat dinner
with your father

421
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:52,022
when you were a little boy?

422
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:54,721
No.

423
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:55,983
A new rule.

424
00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:57,637
From this day forward,
you're allowed a maximum

425
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,117
of two authorized friends,
each of you.

426
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:01,510
And we're gonna make a list.

427
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:03,294
Nobody not on that list
will be permitted

428
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:05,079
to enter these premises
at any time.

429
00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:07,298
Also, a new motto:

430
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,345
"Break but don't bend."

431
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:18,135
I didn't know
you live in a slum.

432
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:19,398
[quiet laughter]

433
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:22,531
Fix the leak.

434
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,275
Never buy good pictures.

435
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:29,451
Buy masterpieces.

436
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:35,022
Why do you adopt children
into this madness?

437
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,327
I play the odds.

438
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,981
Of course I have my boys,

439
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,941
but the adopted ones
might turn out to be better.

440
00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:43,944
This fella could be smarter
than Einstein, for all we know.

441
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,165
EXCALIBUR:
This is a bashable rivet,

442
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,646
perhaps the most effective
device of mechanical hardware

443
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,474
ever conceived for the purpose
of permanently coupling

444
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,911
two beams, rods,
posts or pillars.

445
00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:57,218
It's the foundation
of modern civil engineering,

446
00:23:57,261 --> 00:24:00,047
though its usage, of course,
dates from the Bronze Age.

447
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,745
Regular price: ten for a nickel.

448
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,617
[men murmuring]

449
00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,627
["Pétrouchka, 1911 Version"
by Igor Stravinsky playing]

450
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,672
[music continues
over record player]

451
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,112
[bell rings]

452
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:24,201
[machine whirring]

453
00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,164
♪ ♪

454
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,180
- [door opens]
- [switch clicks]

455
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:47,964
ZSA-ZSA: Wake up.
The new plane is on the tarmac.

456
00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,139
- We're leaving in ten minutes.
- LIESL: What?

457
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,489
- Wake up.
- Wait.

458
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:51,707
Wh-Why? Where are we going?

459
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:54,405
- I'll tell you in the air.
- Tell me now.

460
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:55,494
I'll tell you in the car.

461
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,191
- Tell me now.
- Obey me.

462
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:58,148
I'm going back to sleep.

463
00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,150
It's sabotage! Look.

464
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:03,066
Over the past 50 years, the
market value of bashable rivets

465
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,895
has risen calmly, measuredly
from three and a quarter

466
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,594
to 27 and a half Yankee dollars
per keg-barrel.

467
00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:11,858
Last night,
rivets rocketed to 900.

468
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:14,077
- What does that mean? For us?
- It means the gap explodes.

469
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:16,602
There's a run on bolts, spikes
and pulverized gravel, too.

470
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,473
All category
of construction materials

471
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,431
across the entire
western Near East.

472
00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:23,173
My enemies are manipulating
the markets we manipulated.

473
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:25,001
Who's that?

474
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:26,786
ZSA-ZSA: Arsonists. I hired
them to burn the house down,

475
00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:28,570
if necessary,
for insurance purposes.

476
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:30,572
They're just doing
an assessment right now.

477
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,879
That's not my suitcase.

478
00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:34,228
I got you a new one.

479
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,317
The other one wouldn't be
suitable for this voyage.

480
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,188
It looks like a picnic basket.

481
00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:40,539
Today, tonight and tomorrow,
we rendezvous with every titan

482
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,672
in every shoebox and pretend we
agree what we already agreed,

483
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:45,500
but, in fact, we don't.
We can't.

484
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,893
Somebody's got to cover the gap.

485
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:47,850
How much is the gap?

486
00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,548
The gap?
The gap is not like that.

487
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,680
Yes, it's partly
a deficit in funding

488
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,160
against our total
projected revenues,

489
00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:55,641
but more precariously,
it's a missing slice of a pie

490
00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:57,425
that was baked
too big for the pan.

491
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,166
LIESL:
I mean the amount.

492
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,169
Everything we got.

493
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:04,650
Our entire fortune
plus a little bit more.

494
00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:07,217
Wake up the tutor.

495
00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:15,791
EXCALIBUR:
Initial countermeasures rendered

496
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:17,924
highly effective results,
as you can see.

497
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,404
Subject now engaged
in desperate campaign

498
00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:21,623
of clandestine site visits.

499
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:26,236
Crisscrossing region to
confront each principal partner

500
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,543
in effort to re-renegotiate
terms of charter agreement

501
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,284
and salvage enterprise

502
00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:33,287
before official signature
signing ceremony end of month.

503
00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:36,856
Also, newly obtained medical
report indicates subject may be

504
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:39,423
suffering trauma
from blunt force head injury.

505
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:41,904
CHAIRMAN:
Are those screws or bolts?

506
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:43,166
Possibly both.

507
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,734
Likely accumulated
over several incidents.

508
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:49,085
[airplane engines whirring]

509
00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:55,701
What's in the fruit crate?

510
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,312
Leave that alone. It's fragile.

511
00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,835
- What is it?
- That?

512
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,663
It's fragile.
Leave the fruit crate alone.

513
00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,796
- But what is it?
- Just...

514
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,755
It's hand grenades.
Are you satisfied?

515
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,149
Can you accept now
to be careful around it?

516
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,151
Why are we traveling
with a boxful of hand grenades?

517
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,414
I have extras--
a large number of them.

518
00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:14,807
For me, at this time,

519
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,765
a hand grenade is cheaper
than a bullet.

520
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:19,725
Do you use them?

521
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,337
That's not really the point.

522
00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,124
Point your finger.

523
00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:32,172
[polygraph beeping quietly]

524
00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:34,261
You'll be acting as
my administrative secretary

525
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,176
for the time being.

526
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,308
- The last one got blown in two,
as you know. -Oh, marvelous.

527
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,397
That rucksack, which you're
responsible for, contains

528
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:42,922
all the liquid currency
to my name at this moment.

529
00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:45,446
Keep it on your person
at all times and don't lose it.

530
00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:47,230
I'll do my best. Great Scott!

531
00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:48,841
Look at this one.

532
00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:50,407
Isn't it remarkable
how he's able

533
00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,061
to hang on at this airspeed?

534
00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,933
How does he hang on
at this airspeed?

535
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,978
Shall we do a lesson now
or should I talk to you?

536
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:58,111
I expect you know about
tarsal segments:

537
00:27:58,154 --> 00:28:00,461
the tiny hairs with
clawlike structures that grip

538
00:28:00,504 --> 00:28:04,030
microscopic irregularities on
an apparently smooth surface.

539
00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:06,554
But the dragonfly is also
furnished with little pads...

540
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,121
Hold that thought.

541
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:10,776
- ...called pulvilli.
- [door closes]

542
00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:14,780
When was your last confession?

543
00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:17,913
- I think I was 14.
- Oh, dear.

544
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:19,698
Do you still believe in God?

545
00:28:20,437 --> 00:28:21,525
Sadly, no.

546
00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:22,962
Are you an atheist?

547
00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:24,354
I'm a scientist.

548
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:25,486
You're an atheist.

549
00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:26,705
Are you chaste?

550
00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:28,924
Not particularly.

551
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,186
Is that important?

552
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:34,147
I don't really know.

553
00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:37,890
Are you very terribly
pure yourself?

554
00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:39,935
Obviously. How can you
ask me such a thing?

555
00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:40,806
Look at me.

556
00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:42,721
It wouldn't matter in the least.

557
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,201
Even if you were the cheapest
girl at the filthiest brothel

558
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:47,464
in the seediest
red-light district...

559
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,075
- Oh, dear.
- ...on this swirling orb,

560
00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:51,860
nothing could detract
from your loveliness.

561
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,473
Thank you.

562
00:28:56,517 --> 00:28:58,301
You're welcome.
I speak my heart.

563
00:28:58,345 --> 00:28:59,868
I'm a bohemian.

564
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:02,305
I thought you were born in Oslo.

565
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,003
Not literally bohemian.

566
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,309
Actually, I've only been
to one brothel.

567
00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:08,659
It left me cold.

568
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:11,010
We're starting our descent.

569
00:29:11,053 --> 00:29:12,751
Prepare your documents
before we deplane

570
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,578
so you never delay my schedule.

571
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,450
Passports?

572
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,589
Where's yours?

573
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:29,593
I don't have a passport.

574
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,771
Normal people want
the basic human rights

575
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:35,295
that accompany citizenship
in any sovereign nation.

576
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:37,210
I don't.

577
00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:39,429
My legal residence is
a shack in Portugal.

578
00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:42,389
My official domicile is
a hut on the Black Sea.

579
00:29:42,432 --> 00:29:45,218
My certificated abode is
a lodge perched on the edge

580
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:47,437
of a cliff overlooking
the sub-Saharan rainforest

581
00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:49,396
accessible only by goat path.

582
00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:51,659
I don't live anywhere.

583
00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:53,835
I'm not a citizen at all.

584
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,620
I don't need my human rights.

585
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,629
[quiet thump]

586
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,546
What was that?

587
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,549
I think nothing.

588
00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,247
It's the same sound
I heard last time

589
00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:17,859
before the plane exploded,
but this time, it didn't.

590
00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:20,644
So, nothing to worry about.

591
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:24,474
Myself, I feel very safe.

592
00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:51,023
[wind whistling]

593
00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,029
[bird calls in distance]

594
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:02,208
BJORN: You have a long journey,
don't you?

595
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,427
You must find a suitable place
to bury it.

596
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:06,212
Yes.

597
00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:09,345
I never lost interest in you,
by the way.

598
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,782
I always followed your progress
with great interest.

599
00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:13,567
- Followed how?
- Bjorn!

600
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,351
- Hmm?
- Where's the rucksack?

601
00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:16,787
In the car.

602
00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:19,051
Followed how?

603
00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:21,792
Well, I generally kept
various operatives observing

604
00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,446
your activities,
your report cards,

605
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,448
your medical history,
your personal correspondence,

606
00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:27,407
- et cetera. -You've been spying
on me all my entire life?

607
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,192
It's not called spying
when you're the parent.

608
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:31,672
It's called nurturing.

609
00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,935
Or at the very least, interest.

610
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:39,898
Here comes the prince.

611
00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:46,382
Actually, that's
some other fellows.

612
00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:49,777
I think assassins.

613
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:51,518
Driver, get the hand grenades.

614
00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:52,911
Driver!

615
00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:58,742
[gunshot echoing]

616
00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:00,788
- [rapid gunfire]
- [men shouting]

617
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,140
Ahoy!

618
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:10,580
You armed yourself. Good girl.

619
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:11,712
- [brakes squeal]
- Oh, no.

620
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,496
The assassins shot your driver.

621
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,194
I pledge to compensate his
family on behalf of the king,

622
00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:16,804
who regrets the presence
of devilish brigands

623
00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,153
in the imperial realm.

624
00:32:18,197 --> 00:32:20,634
I think I recognize
that assassin.

625
00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,462
He used to work for me, maybe.

626
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:23,506
[engine shuts off]

627
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:25,465
Who's this?

628
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,336
- My daughter Liesl.
- How do you do, Your Highness?

629
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:29,556
Oh, she's a bride of Christ.
What a pity.

630
00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:30,818
You may address me directly.

631
00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:32,385
I beg your pardon.
You're stunning.

632
00:32:32,428 --> 00:32:34,039
- Thank you. -They got him
right through the pump.

633
00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:36,171
- The driver, I mean.
- Poor man.

634
00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:38,043
- He didn't suffer.
- I believe he did suffer.

635
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:39,566
I brought you a humble symbol
of the gratitude

636
00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:41,176
of my father's people
for your heroic endeavors

637
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:42,743
toward the prosperity
of our commonwealth.

638
00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:44,353
ZSA-ZSA:
Another knife.

639
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:47,052
She's got one, too,
under the habit. Show him.

640
00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:48,923
- Holy moly.
- I bought it at the airport.

641
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,533
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

642
00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,100
You're very kind.

643
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,977
[tunnel rumbling, creaking]

644
00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:03,677
How confident are we
in this tunnel

645
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,592
at the current stage
of construction?

646
00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:06,897
One hundred percent.

647
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,421
Don't be alarmed by that tremor.

648
00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:10,031
- Miss Liesl...
- Would you like to hold my hand?

649
00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:11,946
I was going to suggest
the same thing.

650
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,034
Thank you both.

651
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:14,644
It's a very good tunnel.

652
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,342
Myself, I feel very safe.

653
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:17,952
Yes, but you're in the habit
of surviving.

654
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,214
- Stop!
- [brakes squeal]

655
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,960
I beg your pardon.

656
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:29,659
[train horn blows in distance]

657
00:33:29,703 --> 00:33:30,834
Right on schedule.

658
00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:32,923
[train approaching]

659
00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,542
- [steam hissing]
- [brakes squealing]

660
00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:53,901
This is not the document
we agreed to validate.

661
00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:55,903
What? Of course it is.

662
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:57,861
You've been fiddling with it!

663
00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:58,993
Th-The deal's already in place.

664
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,299
This is just a symbolic meeting

665
00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:01,648
to connect
the unfinished tracks.

666
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:02,518
It's a formality.

667
00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,172
Not anymore.

668
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:06,000
Oh, help yourself
to a hand grenade.

669
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,394
Have you been fiddling with it?

670
00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:09,917
Barely.

671
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,874
- Liar! How dare you?!
- What in the hell made you...

672
00:34:10,918 --> 00:34:12,528
It's not my fault!

673
00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:15,270
[overlapping shouting]

674
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,099
...goddamn liar!

675
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:19,753
Somebody's got to cover the gap.

676
00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:21,276
Somebody else.

677
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,104
I'll change it back.
We concede the point.

678
00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:24,453
- We're walking away.
- [Prince Farouk stammers]

679
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,586
The resources of our
bountiful treasury have been

680
00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:28,066
acutely depleted during the
drilling of this magnificent...

681
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,329
- That's not our problem.
- It's his and yours.

682
00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:31,373
Goodbye.

683
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,548
[whistle blows]

684
00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:34,420
- [train whistle blows]
- [steam hisses]

685
00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:36,030
Halt!

686
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,032
Let's resolve it
the way we did in Colorado

687
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,121
with the dispute
over the Fort Junction claim.

688
00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:43,255
Two-on-two, first to five.

689
00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:53,482
This puts us at
a spectacular disadvantage.

690
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,267
I've never played the game
in my life.

691
00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:56,616
I don't even know
the regulations.

692
00:34:56,659 --> 00:35:00,272
We're the underdog, yes.
I still like our chances.

693
00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:02,883
Basketball, by the way,
it's their greatest strength,

694
00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:04,580
but it's
their greatest weakness.

695
00:35:04,624 --> 00:35:05,886
Two beers, please.

696
00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:07,409
Uh, not for me.

697
00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:08,802
I've never tasted hard liquor
in my life,

698
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:10,238
except communion wine.

699
00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:11,935
Uh, communion,
this is not hard liquor.

700
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:16,157
Anyway, on a hot day, in a
dark tunnel, beer's delicious.

701
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:17,724
You should drink this.

702
00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,508
Okay. Two beers.

703
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,293
[basketball bouncing]

704
00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:29,301
[gum pops]

705
00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:32,173
- Call it.
- BOTH: Heads.

706
00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:33,305
Heads.

707
00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:39,267
[basketball bounces]

708
00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:53,238
One-zip.

709
00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,023
A respectable attempt.

710
00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,157
Classic backhand layup.

711
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:07,252
- [soft whispering]
- [metal grinding]

712
00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:09,254
- I beg your pardon?
- I didn't say anything.

713
00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:11,125
Did you hear what Mr. Reagan
just spoke to me?

714
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,475
When he refers to my mother,
he refers to the sovereign queen

715
00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:15,695
of a population
of ten million loyal subjects.

716
00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,436
He didn't say anything
about the sovereign queen.

717
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:18,785
ZSA-ZSA:
Don't listen to that.

718
00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:20,134
He's trying to get in your head.

719
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,309
Just play your game, Farouk,

720
00:36:21,353 --> 00:36:22,615
if I may call you that,
Your Highness.

721
00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:23,920
I don't know
how to play my game.

722
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,095
It's utterly foreign to me.

723
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:28,011
- You're good.
- I'm not good!

724
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,542
Two-zip.

725
00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:38,500
Does that count?

726
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:41,460
It doesn't count, but
I've never seen it done before.

727
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:43,679
You got to bounce it
when you move.

728
00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,899
That's a rule
I should've mentioned.

729
00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:47,988
How well do you know him?

730
00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:49,381
How well do I know...?

731
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:52,122
Anatole Korda. Zsa-zsa.
Your father.

732
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,299
Not well. Mostly by reputation.

733
00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:55,561
I see.

734
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,389
What's your directive,
in that case, here?

735
00:36:57,432 --> 00:37:00,435
- My directive?
- If you have one.

736
00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:05,266
I would say, I think,
to prove himself to me.

737
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,789
Also, the other way around.

738
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,877
Am I prying?

739
00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:09,096
Are you prying?

740
00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:10,880
Maybe. Half and half.

741
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,621
Prying and, for selfish reasons,

742
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:15,102
genuinely concerned
for your future welfare.

743
00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:15,972
LELAND:
Double hop-back jump shot.

744
00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:17,278
LIESL:
Hmm.

745
00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:24,677
- What's it like?
- I wonder.

746
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,896
- Plummeting to earth, on fire.
- How many times?

747
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,724
- Six, so far.
- Yikes.

748
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,248
- Sportsmanship, gentlemen.
- Part of the game.

749
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,380
LELAND:
Nothing personal.

750
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:36,254
Get it right this time,
you twerp.

751
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,255
[grunts]

752
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,778
[basketball thuds
against window]

753
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,475
[basketball bouncing]

754
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,043
Could you imagine falling
in love with a man like me,

755
00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:45,219
by the way, hypothetically?

756
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,526
You're drunk. On three beers.

757
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:50,268
I think I mean it
as a genuine question.

758
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:51,660
Sisters of the cloth
do not engage

759
00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:53,445
in romantic behavior
of any kind.

760
00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,273
- Oh, really?
- It's a vow.

761
00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,100
In that case,
stop flirting with the prince!

762
00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:00,756
Besides, I thought
you're not a nun anymore.

763
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,237
You're a business lady.

764
00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,937
Is this an act?

765
00:38:07,981 --> 00:38:09,374
You asked me that before!

766
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:11,376
I don't know
what you're talking about.

767
00:38:13,769 --> 00:38:16,468
Left-handed, blind-man,
over-the-shoulder swoop.

768
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,125
- [basketball swishes in net]
- Yow!

769
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:25,215
[basketball bouncing]

770
00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:30,395
That was the worst plane crash
I ever survived in my life.

771
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:34,007
I think I died, actually,

772
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,401
for about a minute and a half.

773
00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,446
- It's coming back now.
- [clattering]

774
00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:42,145
- REAGAN: What's going on?
- LELAND: I don't know.

775
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,800
PRINCE FAROUK:
Did we give up?

776
00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:47,847
Just, Sir Zsa-zsa,
as you say, play your game.

777
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:50,980
I'm not really a sportsman.

778
00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:54,332
I'm more interested
in gardening, for instance.

779
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,377
My enemies are everywhere.

780
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,336
I'd like my daughter
to come to me.

781
00:38:58,379 --> 00:38:59,989
She's drinking beer
in the dining car

782
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,469
with your
administrative secretary.

783
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:03,253
Fetch the nun.

784
00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:05,212
He's actually a tutor.

785
00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:07,040
Insects and related subjects.

786
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:08,476
Sorry for my bad manners.

787
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,522
- The beers were too strong.
- Hush.

788
00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,876
I was present at your birth.

789
00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:19,835
The midwife was
a leathery old hag.

790
00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:21,184
I cut the umbilical cord

791
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:23,404
with hedge clippers
of my own design.

792
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:25,537
I was very fond of your mother
and never would've murdered her

793
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:28,409
under any circumstances
whatsoever.

794
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:30,019
How'd you get so religious?

795
00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:32,935
My surviving parent sent me to
live in a convent at age five.

796
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,633
To keep you away from boys.

797
00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:37,026
Didn't expect you
to get brainwashed.

798
00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:39,028
You're the only child
I did wish to try to be

799
00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:43,293
a proper father to,
but it wasn't possible.

800
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,253
You're named for my grandmother.

801
00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:49,256
She didn't recognize me.

802
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:50,866
Is this typical of him?

803
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,259
In my experience? Not at all.

804
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:53,695
Normally, I'd say
he's the shrewdest,

805
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:55,349
most resourceful
businessman alive.

806
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,394
Ha!

807
00:39:57,177 --> 00:39:59,571
One last shot.

808
00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:01,573
From the end
of the train tracks.

809
00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,750
If Farouk succeeds,

810
00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:06,273
the deal proceeds according
to the original document

811
00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:07,709
before I fiddled with it,

812
00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:08,971
but you cover
ten percent of the gap,

813
00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:10,103
and I swear my word
of solemnest honor...

814
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:11,191
- Skip it.
- Me?

815
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,932
- You.
- He misses,

816
00:40:12,975 --> 00:40:15,500
there's half a million
Swiss francs in that rucksack.

817
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:16,936
It's yours.

818
00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:18,590
The rucksack.

819
00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,946
Okay, Farouk, if I may
call you that, Your Highness.

820
00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:28,426
Take the shot.

821
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:58,064
Is it acceptable for me to
propel the ball in this manner?

822
00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:06,333
We knew your mother.

823
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:08,727
One moment.

824
00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:13,732
[whispering]: Dear merciful
and Heavenly Father,

825
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,298
please grant us good luck
and fortune in the circumstance

826
00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:17,126
of my father's business dealings
with the Sacramento...

827
00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:19,477
<i>[busy chatter]</i>

828
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:23,045
[chatter stops]

829
00:41:23,089 --> 00:41:25,961
♪ ♪

830
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:27,180
[exhales sharply]

831
00:41:27,223 --> 00:41:29,182
[wind whistling softly]

832
00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:54,381
Good husband...

833
00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:57,689
...what tribute is this?

834
00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:01,780
[softly]:
Money.

835
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,651
- [thunder crashing]
- [crowd murmuring]

836
00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:10,266
She's not your daughter.

837
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:13,269
[airplane engines whirring]

838
00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:25,455
ZSA-ZSA:
You do have my eyes.

839
00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:28,197
Do people not tell you that?

840
00:42:28,241 --> 00:42:31,157
Nobody ever told me
I have anybody's anything.

841
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,637
I think I see it.

842
00:42:34,029 --> 00:42:35,509
Except yours aren't blue.

843
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,467
- [alarm buzzes]
- What's that?

844
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:39,557
I don't know. Go find out.

845
00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:53,005
He has my eyes, too.

846
00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:54,484
Uncle Nubar.

847
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,313
He's not human.

848
00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:59,272
He's biblical.

849
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,449
What did you pray, specifically,

850
00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:05,800
to get Prince Farouk to make
that impossible granny shot?

851
00:43:05,844 --> 00:43:07,585
Even as an atheist,
without God's will,

852
00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:09,151
he would've botched it
by a mile.

853
00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:11,023
It's not witchcraft.

854
00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:13,765
The phrasing of it, which
I don't recall, doesn't matter.

855
00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:15,723
What matters is
the sincerity of your devotion.

856
00:43:20,075 --> 00:43:21,120
That's it.

857
00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:23,209
That's what?

858
00:43:23,252 --> 00:43:25,428
- No, that's it.
- What?

859
00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:27,822
That's it.

860
00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:30,695
The pilot says
you got a telephone call.

861
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:32,914
- On an airplane.
- Who is it?

862
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:35,090
A Mr. Savarin-Montrachet.

863
00:43:35,134 --> 00:43:36,788
Marseille Bob.

864
00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:37,702
[door closes]

865
00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:47,799
[in French]:
Hello, Robert.

866
00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:49,017
Hello, hello.

867
00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:50,671
Hello, Robert!

868
00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:52,804
Yes, everything's going fine.

869
00:43:52,847 --> 00:43:54,022
The tunnel?

870
00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:55,981
It's perfect.

871
00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:57,983
Yes, the brothers agree
to cover the gap.

872
00:43:58,026 --> 00:43:59,506
Yes, all of it.

873
00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:02,291
Everyone's delighted.

874
00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:03,379
See you tonight.

875
00:44:03,423 --> 00:44:05,425
Hugs and kisses.

876
00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:09,951
[door opens, closes]

877
00:44:09,995 --> 00:44:11,692
Did you just tell Marseille Bob

878
00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:13,476
the Sacramento Consortium
agreed to cover the gap?

879
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,261
- No.
- "All of it," you said.

880
00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:16,915
I speak French, of course.
You're fiddling with it again.

881
00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:18,438
Okay, yes,
but I'm doing a strategy.

882
00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:19,526
Listen carefully.

883
00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:21,354
Is this supposed to be here?

884
00:44:21,397 --> 00:44:22,921
It was under the lunch trolley.

885
00:44:22,964 --> 00:44:24,879
- Oh, dear.
- How much time does it say?

886
00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:27,577
18 minutes.

887
00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:31,320
Perfectly fine. We land in ten.

888
00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:33,366
Myself, I feel very safe.

889
00:44:37,849 --> 00:44:39,851
[mutters]

890
00:44:53,255 --> 00:44:54,343
One, two, three.

891
00:44:54,387 --> 00:44:56,389
[jazz band playing "Mud Bug"]

892
00:45:00,088 --> 00:45:01,829
[lively chatter]

893
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:13,014
[music and chatter continue
in distance]

894
00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:13,972
MARSEILLE BOB [in French]:
The freighter docks

895
00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:14,799
at high water.

896
00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:16,104
The meeting's at midnight.

897
00:45:16,148 --> 00:45:18,454
Should we take two taxis?
Two taxis.

898
00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:20,326
[in English]: Uh, I've arranged
a light supper, in the meantime.

899
00:45:20,369 --> 00:45:21,327
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

900
00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:23,024
You're very kind.

901
00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:24,373
May I offer you
a champagne cocktail?

902
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:26,158
Uh, not for me.

903
00:45:26,201 --> 00:45:27,594
I've never tasted hard liquor
in my life,

904
00:45:27,637 --> 00:45:28,551
except beer and communion wine.

905
00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:30,379
That's not hard liquor.

906
00:45:30,423 --> 00:45:33,731
It's a delicious concoction
with cherries and a sugar cube.

907
00:45:33,774 --> 00:45:35,820
Okay. Two champagne cocktails.

908
00:45:37,038 --> 00:45:38,953
I knew your mother.

909
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:48,484
[rhythmic knock on door]

910
00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:51,749
[mutters in French]

911
00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:54,447
[door buzzes]

912
00:45:56,405 --> 00:46:00,018
[both whispering]

913
00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:01,280
- BODYGUARD: You don't know?
- COAT-CHECK GIRL: No.

914
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,476
I recognize your handwriting.

915
00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:26,914
This is you.

916
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,264
Obviously,
the Sacramento Consortium

917
00:46:29,308 --> 00:46:30,918
refused to cover the gap,
and you're trying to secretly

918
00:46:30,962 --> 00:46:33,573
blackmail me
to salvage the agreement.

919
00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:35,053
Actually, I suppose
it's extortion.

920
00:46:35,096 --> 00:46:37,359
It's so crude.
You've been fiddling with it.

921
00:46:37,403 --> 00:46:38,404
ZSA-ZSA:
That's absurd.

922
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:40,058
It's far-fetched.

923
00:46:40,101 --> 00:46:42,016
Where do you get
such suspicious ideas?

924
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,148
It's very French.

925
00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:44,889
How could we know
you were gonna receive

926
00:46:44,932 --> 00:46:45,846
an anonymous letter
in the middle of...

927
00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,282
Nothing you say
will convince me.

928
00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,415
I'm absolutely,
unflinchingly certain

929
00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,765
you are responsible for this,
as you say, anonymous letter.

930
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,854
If you deny it again,
I'm throwing you out.

931
00:46:55,508 --> 00:46:56,770
- Is that a threat?!
- [shouting angrily in French]

932
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:57,858
Somebody's got to cover the gap!

933
00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,251
It's sabotage!
The bashable rivets!

934
00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:00,687
Not my fault!

935
00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:01,688
Somebody's manipulating
the markets...

936
00:47:01,731 --> 00:47:03,342
[angry shouting ends]

937
00:47:03,385 --> 00:47:05,431
Well, anyway, you're wrong
about my handwriting.

938
00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:06,649
Bjorn redrafted it.

939
00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:08,216
Why'd you just do that?

940
00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,914
You just admitted everything
after swearing us

941
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,437
to never reveal
your deceitfulness,

942
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,830
even under pain of torture,
for the rest of our lives.

943
00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,266
You call that a strategy?

944
00:47:14,309 --> 00:47:15,571
He doesn't fall for it.

945
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:17,617
They covered ten percent
plus Farouk another five.

946
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:19,010
What's become of you?

947
00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:21,708
Too many airplane crashes,
I think.

948
00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:23,449
I'm walking away. One taxi.

949
00:47:23,492 --> 00:47:25,538
I'll change it back.
We concede the point.

950
00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:26,756
- Too late.
- No, no.

951
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,236
I'll change it back.

952
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,195
- We concede the point.
- Still too late.

953
00:47:30,238 --> 00:47:32,414
No, no, no, no.

954
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,329
I'll change it back.

955
00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:35,940
We concede the point.

956
00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:38,986
[rapid gunfire and clamoring
in distance]

957
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:40,683
What was that?

958
00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:43,382
- [rapid gunfire]
- [people scream]

959
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,514
This is a robbery.

960
00:47:45,558 --> 00:47:47,255
On behalf of the Jungle Unit

961
00:47:47,299 --> 00:47:49,214
of the Intercontinental
Radical Freedom Militia Corps.

962
00:47:49,257 --> 00:47:51,520
All money, jewels and watches
into the bags, please.

963
00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:54,262
MARSEILLE BOB:
We're outgunned.

964
00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:55,655
Who are they?
I don't know these terrorists.

965
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:56,525
Must come from out of town.

966
00:47:56,569 --> 00:47:58,484
[guns clicking]

967
00:47:58,527 --> 00:48:00,138
The proceeds of this seizure
will benefit not only

968
00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:02,314
the administrative activity
of our organization

969
00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:03,881
but also orphans and widows,

970
00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:05,056
the blind, the sick,
the wounded,

971
00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:07,058
farmers, teachers
and the construction

972
00:48:07,101 --> 00:48:08,798
of hygienic wastewater
disposal systems.

973
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,411
Why is he shooting my ceiling?!

974
00:48:12,454 --> 00:48:14,413
Just rob my customers
and make your getaway!

975
00:48:14,456 --> 00:48:15,980
- Bjorn, get the hand grenades.
- No.

976
00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:20,288
None of the funds generated
by the sale of your property

977
00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:21,507
will be squandered.

978
00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:23,509
These pamphlets articulate
our policies.

979
00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:26,033
It's too much.

980
00:48:27,121 --> 00:48:30,037
Why are you shooting my ceiling?

981
00:48:30,081 --> 00:48:31,734
This is a robbery on behalf
of the Jungle Unit of...

982
00:48:31,778 --> 00:48:34,346
I know. I understand that.
I'm asking about my ceiling.

983
00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:37,349
You idiots are destroying
a magnificent nightclub.

984
00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:39,742
Grab the loot and get out!

985
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,657
- Let's communicate.
- [gunshot]

986
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:45,487
He took a bullet for me.

987
00:48:47,272 --> 00:48:49,013
- I took a bullet for you.
- I'm aware of that.

988
00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:50,753
I witnessed the event.
Where's the wound?

989
00:48:50,797 --> 00:48:52,016
Right here where the blood

990
00:48:52,059 --> 00:48:53,931
- is gushing out of me.
- Okay.

991
00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:58,718
Oh, it's not too bad, actually.

992
00:49:00,633 --> 00:49:03,462
I think your diplomatic
credentials slowed it down.

993
00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:04,680
SERGIO:
Excuse us.

994
00:49:04,724 --> 00:49:06,508
For that needless violence.

995
00:49:06,552 --> 00:49:07,857
- [whistles]
- LIESL: Did they shoot you?!

996
00:49:07,901 --> 00:49:09,511
They shot me,

997
00:49:09,555 --> 00:49:11,861
but your father did
something heroic, I suppose.

998
00:49:11,905 --> 00:49:14,255
It should have been him,
actually.

999
00:49:14,299 --> 00:49:15,953
Pluck it out.

1000
00:49:17,389 --> 00:49:18,607
Me?

1001
00:49:18,651 --> 00:49:20,174
Go ahead.

1002
00:49:23,438 --> 00:49:24,874
[speaking French]

1003
00:49:30,532 --> 00:49:32,012
[glass shatters]

1004
00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:35,015
[crowd murmurs]

1005
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:37,061
[in French]:
Keep it.

1006
00:49:37,104 --> 00:49:39,585
It's the one
that didn't get you.

1007
00:49:39,628 --> 00:49:42,109
I'm glad.

1008
00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:43,850
[in English]:
The meeting's at midnight.

1009
00:49:43,893 --> 00:49:45,721
Are you still walking away?

1010
00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:47,636
How can I now?

1011
00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:50,161
Two taxis.

1012
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:11,356
ZSA-ZSA:
Don't mention anything.

1013
00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:12,792
To Marty about the gap.

1014
00:50:12,835 --> 00:50:14,359
Just pretend our job
is building trust

1015
00:50:14,402 --> 00:50:15,664
and cementing it.

1016
00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:17,101
- Bjorn!
- BJORN: Hmm?

1017
00:50:17,144 --> 00:50:18,406
ZSA-ZSA:
Where's the rucksack?

1018
00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:22,106
BJORN: Oh, I shouldn't keep it
in the taxi.

1019
00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:23,498
[bell rings]

1020
00:50:23,542 --> 00:50:24,760
[mechanical creaking]

1021
00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:33,552
Any of you folks allergic
to powdered insecticides?

1022
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:34,683
ZSA-ZSA:
Of course not.

1023
00:50:34,727 --> 00:50:35,945
Any of you folks
bearing firearms

1024
00:50:35,989 --> 00:50:36,816
or other weapons on your person?

1025
00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:38,339
I carry a dagger.

1026
00:50:38,383 --> 00:50:39,688
May I ask the purpose
of the hand grenades

1027
00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:41,038
you folks brought on board?

1028
00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:42,778
It's a gift, I think.
He has extras.

1029
00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:43,997
[mechanical creak]

1030
00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:57,358
- Do I need a blood transfusion?
- [lock clicks]

1031
00:50:57,402 --> 00:50:59,839
Hiya. Hiya! Come in!
Good to see you, man.

1032
00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,536
Come in. Hiya. How are you, man?

1033
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,756
Come in. Hiya. Hiya.

1034
00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:05,366
- Come in.
- ZSA-ZSA: I've been shot,

1035
00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:07,064
but my diplomatic credentials
slowed it down.

1036
00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:08,195
- [door closes]
- This is my daughter Liesl.

1037
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:09,718
Do you need a blood transfusion?

1038
00:51:09,762 --> 00:51:11,024
I'm O negative, universal donor,

1039
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,286
if that's what
you're looking for.

1040
00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:13,983
- Who shot him?
- Terrorist from out of town.

1041
00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:15,594
- Geez, man. You shoot him back?
- Not yet.

1042
00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:17,378
This is Professor Bjorn,
my administrative secretary.

1043
00:51:17,422 --> 00:51:18,684
Welcome aboard.
Make yourself at home, man.

1044
00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:20,512
Have a seat.

1045
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:21,556
You sit there, you sit there,
you sit there,

1046
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,167
you sit there, I sit here.

1047
00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:26,083
Don't ask me
to cover the gap, man.

1048
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:27,301
I know about
the bashable rivets.

1049
00:51:27,345 --> 00:51:28,172
Of course not.

1050
00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:29,434
This is just a symbolic meeting.

1051
00:51:29,477 --> 00:51:30,870
It's a formality.
Give me a pretzel.

1052
00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:31,958
BJORN:
Certainly.

1053
00:51:32,001 --> 00:51:32,785
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

1054
00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:34,352
You're very kind.

1055
00:51:34,395 --> 00:51:36,093
[pretzel crunching]

1056
00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:38,051
- Damn it!
- Oh, dear!

1057
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:41,010
- MARTY: Hey.
- [speaking French]

1058
00:51:41,054 --> 00:51:42,795
I woke up in the middle
of the night

1059
00:51:42,838 --> 00:51:44,231
to a commotion downstairs.

1060
00:51:44,275 --> 00:51:47,060
Shouts and slams
and breaking glass.

1061
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,410
A shriek like a cat
trapped in a cupboard.

1062
00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:50,585
I got up and snuck out

1063
00:51:50,629 --> 00:51:52,761
through the hatch
in the upstairs scullery.

1064
00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:54,067
They locked me in at night.

1065
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,678
I slid down the spiral banister.

1066
00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:59,333
Deadstock didn't see me,
the underbutler at the time.

1067
00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:01,509
I walked down
the long front room gallery,

1068
00:52:01,553 --> 00:52:04,164
Bun-Bun in one hand,
Mousey in the other.

1069
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,688
The grandfather clock
chimed 3:00 a.m.

1070
00:52:06,732 --> 00:52:09,038
The door opened, and my father
stepped out into the light.

1071
00:52:09,082 --> 00:52:11,867
He was wearing white pajamas
and a white dressing gown.

1072
00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:15,654
His face was covered with cuts
from a plane crash, as usual.

1073
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:16,959
His hair was wild.

1074
00:52:17,003 --> 00:52:19,092
[thunder rumbling]

1075
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,268
"Go to bed," you said.

1076
00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:23,836
"Where's Mama?" I said.

1077
00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:25,533
"Asleep," you said.

1078
00:52:25,577 --> 00:52:28,232
But it wasn't true.
She was there.

1079
00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:30,495
Standing in the reflection
in the mirror

1080
00:52:30,538 --> 00:52:32,453
in the doorway behind you
at the back of the room.

1081
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:33,976
[thunder rumbling]

1082
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,848
She had on gloves and a coat.

1083
00:52:35,891 --> 00:52:37,763
Her blouse was unbuttoned.

1084
00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:39,808
Her breasts were naked.

1085
00:52:39,852 --> 00:52:42,681
"Your mother won't be living
with us anymore," you said.

1086
00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:44,465
"Go to bed."

1087
00:52:44,509 --> 00:52:47,164
I walked in reverse
to the stairs, then I ran.

1088
00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:50,167
They sent me away in the spring.

1089
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:51,733
KNAVE:
Ob-Objection, Your Honors.

1090
00:52:51,777 --> 00:52:54,432
That's such a distorted version
of the story.

1091
00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:56,477
It's told from
a child's point of view,

1092
00:52:56,521 --> 00:52:58,914
which is forgivable
but maddening.

1093
00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:01,178
I never saw her again.

1094
00:53:03,745 --> 00:53:05,834
I'm not on trial here, am I?

1095
00:53:10,012 --> 00:53:12,058
[gentle music playing]

1096
00:53:14,495 --> 00:53:16,323
I'm gonna confess
something terrible

1097
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:18,195
which you may never forgive me.

1098
00:53:20,588 --> 00:53:21,415
Take five, man.

1099
00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:26,028
[door closes]

1100
00:53:26,072 --> 00:53:28,248
The reason I know who killed
your mother, which I didn't do,

1101
00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,945
is because
I did do something else

1102
00:53:29,989 --> 00:53:31,991
which maybe caused it to happen.

1103
00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:34,950
Your mother wasn't
a nun like you.

1104
00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:37,126
She took lovers.

1105
00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:40,478
One... one was your Uncle Nubar.

1106
00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:42,741
I profoundly resented
this insult,

1107
00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,308
in spite of my own infidelities,

1108
00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:45,918
and I tricked him,
not in my own handwriting,

1109
00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:48,660
into thinking your mother was
betraying him behind his back

1110
00:53:48,703 --> 00:53:52,664
with my administrative
secretary at that time.

1111
00:53:52,707 --> 00:53:56,233
The result:
he murdered them both, I think.

1112
00:53:59,671 --> 00:54:01,107
Did you love her?

1113
00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,416
I was very fond of her. No.

1114
00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:06,504
- [slap]
- [Zsa-zsa and Bjorn groan]

1115
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,638
LIESL: We must bring
that man to justice,

1116
00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:12,423
meaning get him arrested,
if what you say is true.

1117
00:54:12,466 --> 00:54:14,294
I swear my word
of solemnest honor...

1118
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:16,514
- No, skip it.
- I apologize.

1119
00:54:18,864 --> 00:54:20,257
I forgive you.

1120
00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:23,434
Just like that?

1121
00:54:23,477 --> 00:54:24,870
That was my confession
of something terrible.

1122
00:54:24,913 --> 00:54:27,220
I told a poisonous lie,
and your mother's dead.

1123
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,526
- [slap]
- [Zsa-zsa and Bjorn groan]

1124
00:54:28,569 --> 00:54:30,745
I always expected
the worst from you.

1125
00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:33,270
I forgive you. We're taught to.

1126
00:54:39,319 --> 00:54:40,973
We can no longer honor
the precise terms

1127
00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:43,715
we agreed to validate.

1128
00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:46,370
This document outlines
our revised proposal.

1129
00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:53,420
That's enough blood, man.

1130
00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:03,822
[door closes]

1131
00:55:11,482 --> 00:55:12,831
- How dare you?!
- How dare you?!

1132
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,615
- You liar!
- Somebody's got to help me now!

1133
00:55:14,659 --> 00:55:16,008
What in the hell made you think
you had the gall

1134
00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:17,923
and the guts to get away
with anything, goddamn it?!

1135
00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:18,924
- ZSA-ZSA: It's sabotage!
- [overlapping angry shouting]

1136
00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:20,665
It's not my fault!

1137
00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:21,927
MARTY: I know about
the bashable rivets!

1138
00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:23,058
- I told you so!
- It's the bashable rivets.

1139
00:55:23,102 --> 00:55:24,756
[angry shouting ends]

1140
00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:25,887
Prince Farouk and his father
covered five percent.

1141
00:55:25,931 --> 00:55:27,280
The Sacramento Brothers
covered ten.

1142
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,021
Marseille Bob agreed to 15.

1143
00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:29,978
You're the richest-- 25.

1144
00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:31,676
Why would I do that?

1145
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,982
We made an airtight,
legally binding contract.

1146
00:55:34,026 --> 00:55:35,462
No, I said 12.5.

1147
00:55:35,506 --> 00:55:37,203
15 because
I took a bullet for you.

1148
00:55:38,247 --> 00:55:41,250
Why... is because, if you don't,

1149
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:43,427
I refuse to put the pin back in.

1150
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,125
A live hand grenade.

1151
00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:48,040
ZSA-ZSA: It's a great scheme,
which, if it works,

1152
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,476
is gonna benefit
all our partners

1153
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,825
for generations to come,
and we're privileged

1154
00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:52,479
to thank you
for your participation.

1155
00:55:52,523 --> 00:55:53,915
Liesl, out.

1156
00:55:53,959 --> 00:55:55,787
I'm not leaving the room
so you can hand-grenade yourself

1157
00:55:55,830 --> 00:55:56,831
as a business tactic.

1158
00:55:56,875 --> 00:55:58,355
You asked me my strategy.

1159
00:55:58,398 --> 00:56:00,792
- This is my strategy.
- Will it work?

1160
00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:03,142
Not with my daughter in range
of the shrapnel, it won't.

1161
00:56:03,185 --> 00:56:03,969
- Liesl, out.
- You should go.

1162
00:56:04,012 --> 00:56:06,014
You should go.

1163
00:56:06,058 --> 00:56:07,755
Why wouldn't I just say yes now
and betray you later?

1164
00:56:07,799 --> 00:56:10,062
You're putting a hand grenade
to my head.

1165
00:56:11,193 --> 00:56:12,543
I trust you.

1166
00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:18,375
[chuckling]

1167
00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:21,552
[Marty and Marseille Bob
laughing]

1168
00:56:30,299 --> 00:56:32,954
I think I trust you, too,
in return.

1169
00:56:32,998 --> 00:56:35,914
Not to tell the truth
or keep your word, obviously,

1170
00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:39,657
but I suppose I'm moved
by this absurd performance.

1171
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,528
I'll pitch in, man.

1172
00:56:41,572 --> 00:56:42,921
20 percent.

1173
00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:44,836
Sharply compromising
my chances of profitability

1174
00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:47,665
in an already
extremely high-risk venture

1175
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:51,930
just to watch you conduct
the grand finale.

1176
00:56:53,366 --> 00:56:55,150
Thank you for the blood.

1177
00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:57,152
You're welcome.

1178
00:57:06,379 --> 00:57:08,468
EXCALIBUR: Intercepted message
from subject in transit

1179
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,427
suggests possible
strategic merger

1180
00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,254
with House of Sussman-Korda.

1181
00:57:12,298 --> 00:57:13,952
Also, encrypted dispatch

1182
00:57:13,995 --> 00:57:17,521
from undercover operative
reports as follows.

1183
00:57:17,564 --> 00:57:19,436
"Target's resources
continue to dwindle

1184
00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:21,655
"as partners grow
dubious and bewildered.

1185
00:57:21,699 --> 00:57:23,265
[wind whistling]

1186
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:25,267
<i>"Target repeatedly places</i>
<i>significant cash funds</i>

1187
00:57:25,311 --> 00:57:28,140
<i>"directly into operative's</i>
<i>personal possession.</i>

1188
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:29,794
<i>"Tried to misplace.</i>

1189
00:57:29,837 --> 00:57:30,925
<i>"However, operative</i>
<i>does not have heart</i>

1190
00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:32,492
<i>"to steal or destroy.</i>

1191
00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:34,625
<i>Too cruel under circumstances."</i>

1192
00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:36,844
<i>I'll debate that with him.</i>

1193
00:57:36,888 --> 00:57:39,412
<i>Further, "Target has</i>
<i>appointed daughter</i>

1194
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:40,239
<i>"his official successor.</i>

1195
00:57:40,282 --> 00:57:42,197
<i>"Currently a nun.</i>

1196
00:57:42,241 --> 00:57:44,199
Not for long, I hope."

1197
00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:46,288
[men murmuring]

1198
00:58:06,395 --> 00:58:08,267
Should I be kneeling?

1199
00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:11,923
The only terms I dictate is:

1200
00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:13,577
our marriage,
on a statutory basis,

1201
00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:16,014
would have to be
a purely romantic union.

1202
00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:19,408
I'm obliged to keep my daughter
sole heir to my estate.

1203
00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:21,715
[jazz music playing quietly]

1204
00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:33,335
My father and his father,
your grandfather, I mean,

1205
00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:35,163
nearly killed each other.

1206
00:58:35,207 --> 00:58:36,817
Maybe you know that. Do you?

1207
00:58:36,861 --> 00:58:38,906
No. I'm new to my family.

1208
00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:41,822
Best friends, whatever it means
in their case.

1209
00:58:41,866 --> 00:58:43,650
They went into business
together.

1210
00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:46,305
Formulated
a very effective poison gas.

1211
00:58:46,348 --> 00:58:47,785
Killed tens of thousands
of soldiers.

1212
00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:49,438
Made tens of millions
of dollars.

1213
00:58:49,482 --> 00:58:51,005
One day, in their laboratory,

1214
00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:53,834
a heated argument erupted
into a slugging match.

1215
00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:55,444
They attacked each other
with lethal measures

1216
00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:58,578
of an experimental new version
of their weaponized aerosol,

1217
00:58:58,622 --> 00:58:59,840
which fortunately
turned out to be

1218
00:58:59,884 --> 00:59:02,147
less effective than
the original compound.

1219
00:59:02,190 --> 00:59:05,237
Both survived, but that was
the end of their partnership.

1220
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,066
I asked my father, 40 years
later, nearly on his deathbed,

1221
00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:11,199
still suffering minor neural
effects from the incident,

1222
00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:12,723
"What was the argument about?"

1223
00:59:12,766 --> 00:59:15,116
- You know what he said?
- Mm-mm.

1224
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,118
"Who could lick who, I guess.

1225
00:59:17,162 --> 00:59:19,817
Or whom."

1226
00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:21,993
That maybe is the source
of most of our problems

1227
00:59:22,036 --> 00:59:23,647
on this barren earth.

1228
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:26,867
"Who could lick who.
Or whom, I guess."

1229
00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:28,913
ZSA-ZSA:
"If something gets in your way,

1230
00:59:28,956 --> 00:59:30,392
flatten it."

1231
00:59:30,436 --> 00:59:32,133
That was my father's advice

1232
00:59:32,177 --> 00:59:33,744
before he cut me
out of his will.

1233
00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:40,228
He asked to be mummified
and buried in a pyramid.

1234
00:59:40,272 --> 00:59:45,451
We bought the land and drew up
the plans but never built it.

1235
00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:47,671
We had him cremated instead.

1236
00:59:47,714 --> 00:59:49,760
Nothing he can do about it.

1237
00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:52,066
- Is this paste?
- ZSA-ZSA: Of course.

1238
00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:53,590
It's a proxy for the real one,

1239
00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,156
which I'm unable to pay for
at this time.

1240
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,071
If you care to advance me
a portion of the funds,

1241
00:59:57,115 --> 00:59:59,247
- I'm more than...
- I'm not paying for anything.

1242
00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:02,120
I authorize a 150-year lease on
the property and water rights.

1243
01:00:02,163 --> 01:00:04,557
Maybe I might consider briefly
marrying you as an experience,

1244
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,863
like a chapter in a book,

1245
01:00:05,906 --> 01:00:07,778
depending on the advice
of my tax attorney,

1246
01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:09,649
but I'm not going to help you
cover the gap.

1247
01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:12,478
It's against the interest
of my utopian outpost.

1248
01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:14,959
I'm not asking you,
I'm telling you,

1249
01:00:15,002 --> 01:00:16,917
as your potential
future husband.

1250
01:00:16,961 --> 01:00:17,744
No.

1251
01:00:21,052 --> 01:00:22,836
I'm not asking you,

1252
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,056
I'm begging you,
as your favorite second cousin.

1253
01:00:25,099 --> 01:00:26,492
No.

1254
01:00:28,276 --> 01:00:29,538
[softly]:
Obey me.

1255
01:00:31,976 --> 01:00:33,499
Why?

1256
01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:41,028
If she does marry me,

1257
01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:44,162
I'm not sure we can't
compel her to cover the gap.

1258
01:00:44,205 --> 01:00:47,861
Depending on the jurisdiction
where the wedding takes place.

1259
01:00:47,905 --> 01:00:49,994
Do you believe
the official ruling

1260
01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:52,649
my mother's death
was caused by suicide?

1261
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:57,697
No.

1262
01:00:57,741 --> 01:00:59,046
Who murdered her, then,
in that case?

1263
01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:00,657
In your opinion?

1264
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:02,702
I only know what they say.

1265
01:01:03,616 --> 01:01:05,792
Is my uncle my father?

1266
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,587
The diplomatic pouch arrived.

1267
01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:20,720
- Open it.
- [door closes]

1268
01:01:23,418 --> 01:01:24,506
List of contents.

1269
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:27,379
One: fresh socks, ten pairs.

1270
01:01:27,422 --> 01:01:29,033
Two: a book.

1271
01:01:29,076 --> 01:01:32,514
<i>Fleas of the Americas</i>
by Karlsen and Voit.

1272
01:01:32,558 --> 01:01:35,343
Three: financial reports,
for review.

1273
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:37,432
Four: bills to be paid.

1274
01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:40,348
Five: emergency directive,
urgent.

1275
01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:42,046
Six: fresh handkerchiefs,
a bundle.

1276
01:01:42,089 --> 01:01:43,177
ZSA-ZSA:
Go back to five.

1277
01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:45,136
Ah, yes.
Might be important, looks like.

1278
01:01:45,179 --> 01:01:46,572
ZSA-ZSA:
Bring it to me.

1279
01:01:54,319 --> 01:01:55,886
It's sabotage again.

1280
01:01:57,626 --> 01:01:59,541
Give this to the pilot.
New flight plan.

1281
01:01:59,585 --> 01:02:00,804
- Where are we going?
- Home.

1282
01:02:00,847 --> 01:02:02,936
A parliamentary motion
just passed

1283
01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:04,851
intended to thwart me
specifically.

1284
01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:06,853
I need to be there
with a notary by noon tomorrow.

1285
01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:08,289
BJORN:
What happens if you don't?

1286
01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:09,726
I become an English subject.

1287
01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:10,814
Then they seize
our worldwide assets,

1288
01:02:10,857 --> 01:02:13,120
extradite me
and send me to prison.

1289
01:02:13,164 --> 01:02:14,992
Ah, got it.

1290
01:02:17,211 --> 01:02:18,952
[door opens, closes]

1291
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:23,217
This is for you.

1292
01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:24,697
Happy birthday.

1293
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:27,656
How old are you?

1294
01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:30,224
- Twenty-one.
- [door opens]

1295
01:02:30,268 --> 01:02:32,270
BJORN:
We can't read your handwriting.

1296
01:02:32,313 --> 01:02:34,228
Is this a one or a seven?

1297
01:02:34,272 --> 01:02:35,360
It's-- Goddamn it.

1298
01:02:35,403 --> 01:02:36,796
It's a "G."

1299
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:52,464
[rhythmic tapping]

1300
01:03:00,385 --> 01:03:02,474
"He's... been...

1301
01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:03,823
fiddling with it."

1302
01:03:05,564 --> 01:03:06,695
What?

1303
01:03:06,739 --> 01:03:08,045
You're tapping in Morse code.

1304
01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:10,961
Am I? Was I?

1305
01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:13,093
I didn't notice. How strange.

1306
01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:14,878
- "He's... been...
- [rhythmic tapping]

1307
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:17,837
...fiddling with it."

1308
01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,317
You speak Morse code.

1309
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,927
Oh, no, no, not fluently.

1310
01:03:20,971 --> 01:03:23,800
I learned it as a schoolboy.

1311
01:03:23,843 --> 01:03:25,453
You speak Morse code.

1312
01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:27,281
I'm the librarian of our--
back at the convent--

1313
01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:30,154
collection of classical Latin
scrolls and codices.

1314
01:03:30,197 --> 01:03:31,416
I do deciphering.

1315
01:03:31,459 --> 01:03:32,634
Fascinating.

1316
01:03:32,678 --> 01:03:34,375
[alarm buzzes]

1317
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,508
[alarm beeping]

1318
01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:37,596
- Golly.
- Oh, dear.

1319
01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:39,163
Somebody poisoned his beer.

1320
01:03:39,206 --> 01:03:40,164
We should've tested it.

1321
01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:41,556
You let him drink
in the cockpit?

1322
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,775
Just beer.

1323
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,298
Stand back and hang on.

1324
01:03:48,041 --> 01:03:48,955
Uh-oh.

1325
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:56,223
Why am I up here being stalked
by a fighter jet?

1326
01:03:56,267 --> 01:03:57,268
I have a vocation.

1327
01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:59,618
♪ ♪

1328
01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:10,063
I think I recognize
that assassin, too.

1329
01:04:10,107 --> 01:04:12,544
He used to work for me, also.

1330
01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:15,416
I'm disinheriting myself
from you.

1331
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,724
What a terrible thing to say
to a father.

1332
01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:20,117
Especially during
your trial period.

1333
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,119
- Good heavens! He's back!
- [jet whooshing]

1334
01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:23,598
[rapid gunfire]

1335
01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:25,296
[electrical popping]

1336
01:04:25,339 --> 01:04:29,430
Next time he strafes us,
peg him with a hand grenade.

1337
01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:34,087
[birds chirping]

1338
01:04:54,238 --> 01:04:55,630
It is an act.

1339
01:04:58,329 --> 01:05:01,158
I bear no hostility toward
your father or his interests.

1340
01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:03,160
Your father, however,
on occasion,

1341
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,031
bears decisive hostility
to the United States government

1342
01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:07,164
and its allies and enemies.

1343
01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:08,730
It's my job to observe,
report and maintain...

1344
01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:10,297
You're a spy.

1345
01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:13,300
Uh, well, it's an interesting
story, I suppose.

1346
01:05:13,344 --> 01:05:15,607
After the war, my own primary
interests are very similar

1347
01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:18,131
to the persona I present to you
as Professor Bjorn.

1348
01:05:18,175 --> 01:05:20,264
I completed my studies
at Princeton

1349
01:05:20,307 --> 01:05:22,614
and helped establish
an expatriate scientific journal

1350
01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:25,356
publishing poetry, drawing
and ecological prose.

1351
01:05:25,399 --> 01:05:27,227
Eventually,
our government offered

1352
01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,708
to subsidize the magazine
in an effort to promote

1353
01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:31,014
American cultural interests,

1354
01:05:31,057 --> 01:05:32,798
but really
they just wanted us all

1355
01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:34,974
to become
intelligence operatives.

1356
01:05:36,193 --> 01:05:38,456
I hope you don't feel betrayed.

1357
01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:41,154
I could go ahead and turn back
into my normal self right now,

1358
01:05:41,198 --> 01:05:42,634
if you like.

1359
01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:45,593
It's not that different
from how you see me already.

1360
01:05:56,517 --> 01:05:58,519
[clothes rustling]

1361
01:06:05,352 --> 01:06:06,788
[American accent]:
See what I mean?

1362
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:09,139
Basically the same person.

1363
01:06:10,836 --> 01:06:12,707
No, you're different.

1364
01:06:19,149 --> 01:06:21,368
I'm not actually a bohemian.

1365
01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:23,762
I'm a moderate conservative,
politically.

1366
01:06:23,805 --> 01:06:25,155
Also, I'm not from Oslo.

1367
01:06:25,198 --> 01:06:27,374
I'm from Wilmington, Delaware.

1368
01:06:27,418 --> 01:06:30,160
Also, I know how to drink,
although I do find

1369
01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:32,901
I'm less inhibited
when I pretend to be drunk.

1370
01:06:32,945 --> 01:06:35,295
Also, I wrote that book.

1371
01:06:35,339 --> 01:06:36,949
I was going
to recommend it to us.

1372
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,777
Is that a fake mustache?

1373
01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:41,780
Oh, yes, uh, based on my real
one, which I usually have.

1374
01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:43,129
I do feel betrayed.

1375
01:06:43,173 --> 01:06:44,522
Me, too.

1376
01:06:45,784 --> 01:06:47,133
You lunatic!

1377
01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,047
[Zsa-zsa grunts]

1378
01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:56,882
I feel deeply terrible
about this.

1379
01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:59,841
You employed me in good faith
to teach you about insects.

1380
01:06:59,885 --> 01:07:02,540
This is a wonderful setting
for us to continue our lessons.

1381
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:05,499
I've never seen so many bugs
in one place in all my life.

1382
01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:07,675
With the possible exception
of a garbage dump near Rome,

1383
01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:09,721
which was equally breathtaking.

1384
01:07:15,683 --> 01:07:17,642
Why'd you ask if I could
imagine falling in love

1385
01:07:17,685 --> 01:07:19,339
- with a man like you,
hypothetically? -Oh.

1386
01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:21,124
- Yes.
- Was it part of your mission?

1387
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:23,256
No, it wasn't part
of my anything.

1388
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:25,432
I might justify it
as trying to infiltrate

1389
01:07:25,476 --> 01:07:28,044
your family business,
but to tell you the truth,

1390
01:07:28,087 --> 01:07:30,394
I still mean it
as a genuine question.

1391
01:07:30,437 --> 01:07:32,613
Both as Professor Bjorn
and as Agent Karlsen

1392
01:07:32,657 --> 01:07:34,006
of the Covert North American...

1393
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:34,963
ZSA-ZSA [in distance]:
Don't help me!

1394
01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:44,147
Don't help me.

1395
01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:48,716
Wrap this around a tree trunk.

1396
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,675
I may go under for a moment,
but I'll save him.

1397
01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:51,850
No, you won't.

1398
01:07:51,893 --> 01:07:53,895
I'll save myself myself.

1399
01:08:02,861 --> 01:08:04,776
[wind whistling softly]

1400
01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:11,478
Bless us and these
thy holy gifts which...

1401
01:08:11,522 --> 01:08:12,914
- What's this about?
- ...we are about to receive

1402
01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,394
through thy merciful bounty.

1403
01:08:14,438 --> 01:08:16,570
- We humble ourselves...
- Dost thou not fear God?

1404
01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,746
...meekly before thee
in thy name. Amen.

1405
01:08:18,790 --> 01:08:21,184
- Amen.
- Amen.

1406
01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:25,666
Are you against slavery?
In the Bible?

1407
01:08:26,972 --> 01:08:29,627
It's damnable. To hell.

1408
01:08:29,670 --> 01:08:32,978
I believe they receive
a small stipend.

1409
01:08:44,381 --> 01:08:48,863
The yield of Adam's loins
crucified my only begotten son.

1410
01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:51,562
I know, I know.

1411
01:08:51,605 --> 01:08:52,780
Jesus.

1412
01:08:52,824 --> 01:08:54,391
[thunder rumbling]

1413
01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:56,001
[coughs]

1414
01:08:57,916 --> 01:08:59,700
I'm not dead yet.

1415
01:08:59,744 --> 01:09:01,789
[birds chirping]

1416
01:09:03,617 --> 01:09:06,490
Why didn't you let me sink?
It's redundant.

1417
01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:08,144
KARLSEN: Our mission
is strictly dedicated

1418
01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:09,406
to sabotaging
your business interests.

1419
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,843
We never resort
to extralegal violence.

1420
01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:13,453
[scoffs] I'm not gullible.

1421
01:09:13,497 --> 01:09:15,586
- I'm aware of that.
- What's the idea?

1422
01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:18,415
To demolish your enterprise
and pillage all its assets.

1423
01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:20,808
LIESL: That was horrible.
I'll never forget it.

1424
01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:23,202
I'll feel a traumatic effect
on myself until the day I die.

1425
01:09:23,246 --> 01:09:24,769
ZSA-ZSA:
Really?

1426
01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:27,598
I don't know if I feel
terrible or flattered.

1427
01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:29,077
Or both.

1428
01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:31,123
Like maybe I matter.

1429
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,691
What did they do to you?

1430
01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:35,693
Our family.

1431
01:09:35,736 --> 01:09:38,086
I'm sorry I frightened you.
It won't happen again.

1432
01:09:43,091 --> 01:09:45,050
How'd you pass my polygraph?

1433
01:09:45,093 --> 01:09:47,095
We're taught to.
It's not difficult.

1434
01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:49,228
- You do karate?
- Of course.

1435
01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:50,925
I'll teach you if you like.

1436
01:09:50,969 --> 01:09:53,189
No, it's too late.

1437
01:09:55,626 --> 01:09:58,542
I don't know
how many more times I can die.

1438
01:09:58,585 --> 01:10:00,718
These filthy books
should all be burned.

1439
01:10:06,637 --> 01:10:08,029
Except this one.

1440
01:10:08,073 --> 01:10:10,684
It's sacrilegious,
but it speaks to me.

1441
01:10:10,728 --> 01:10:13,339
ZSA-ZSA: Keep it. It's yours.
Open your birthday present.

1442
01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:26,396
I love it.

1443
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:27,832
KARLSEN:
It's a beautiful piece.

1444
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:31,227
LIESL: What's your real
first name, Agent Karlsen?

1445
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:37,233
I'm happy to just go by Bjorn.

1446
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,193
[gentle classical music playing]

1447
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:44,327
[generator engine chugging]

1448
01:10:44,370 --> 01:10:46,981
My only pleasant memories
of a miserable childhood

1449
01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:49,462
take place below stairs.

1450
01:10:49,506 --> 01:10:52,335
I was allowed to dine with
the household staff once a week.

1451
01:10:52,378 --> 01:10:54,162
They pretended to love me.

1452
01:10:54,206 --> 01:10:56,904
What choice did they have?

1453
01:10:56,948 --> 01:11:01,082
To this day, I'm a very good
cook and dishwasher.

1454
01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:05,086
6:15. The cock crows.

1455
01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:06,479
The robin brings worms
to its chicks

1456
01:11:06,523 --> 01:11:08,438
in the nest on my windowsill.

1457
01:11:08,481 --> 01:11:11,310
Sister Mary pumps
the water pump at 7:00.

1458
01:11:11,354 --> 01:11:13,704
The bell rings
for morning prayers.

1459
01:11:13,747 --> 01:11:16,837
The shape of the day, each day,
is exactly the same.

1460
01:11:16,881 --> 01:11:18,752
We like it that way.

1461
01:11:18,796 --> 01:11:21,407
As a little boy, I kept fleas
in plastic bags in my bedroom

1462
01:11:21,451 --> 01:11:24,192
and did my morphology
and microscopy at night.

1463
01:11:24,236 --> 01:11:25,542
I lived with my mother's sister.

1464
01:11:25,585 --> 01:11:28,196
My parents conducted
their research abroad.

1465
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:29,546
Aunt Beth was very kind,

1466
01:11:29,589 --> 01:11:31,504
but she never approved
of my practices.

1467
01:11:31,548 --> 01:11:33,593
- [static crackles] -The house
was regularly fumigated,

1468
01:11:33,637 --> 01:11:37,728
resulting in a great loss
of specimens.

1469
01:11:37,771 --> 01:11:41,819
And later, out of jealousy
and loneliness, I betrayed them.

1470
01:11:41,862 --> 01:11:43,168
The kitchen staff.

1471
01:11:43,211 --> 01:11:44,822
I told my father the truth.

1472
01:11:44,865 --> 01:11:46,345
They steal.

1473
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:48,521
I thought
I would become his ally.

1474
01:11:48,565 --> 01:11:49,827
Instead, he gave me
a tremendous beating

1475
01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:53,004
and didn't speak a word to me
for 90 days.

1476
01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:56,312
He fired them all just the same.

1477
01:11:56,355 --> 01:11:58,401
I'm going back to the sisters.

1478
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,405
No, you don't.
How can you? We're marooned.

1479
01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:04,494
- Besides, you're my sole heir.
- On a trial basis.

1480
01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:06,452
That's finished. You're hired.

1481
01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:08,498
I don't forgive you after all,
I'm ashamed to say.

1482
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:10,630
Plus, we got to get revenge
on your Uncle Nubar.

1483
01:12:10,674 --> 01:12:12,371
Or bring him to justice,
if you prefer.

1484
01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:13,894
I leave that to you
and your conscience.

1485
01:12:13,938 --> 01:12:15,505
I don't have one.

1486
01:12:15,548 --> 01:12:17,376
Plus, what about
the poor slaves and the famine?

1487
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,725
I'm going back to the sisters.

1488
01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:21,162
To pray and study
and work diligently to overcome

1489
01:12:21,206 --> 01:12:23,426
my weaknesses of character,
which are probably genetic.

1490
01:12:23,469 --> 01:12:25,253
- [generator powers down]
- [music stops]

1491
01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:28,039
In other words,
it's all my fault again.

1492
01:12:28,082 --> 01:12:30,476
You can burn the house down
after all if we survive.

1493
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,956
[knocking]

1494
01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,350
[knocking]

1495
01:12:37,788 --> 01:12:39,267
There you are.

1496
01:12:39,311 --> 01:12:41,313
Hello again, here in
the middle of the jungle.

1497
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,880
How extraordinary
to stumble across

1498
01:12:42,923 --> 01:12:44,621
your crash site, I gather.

1499
01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:45,926
Hello, hello, hello.

1500
01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,190
- [helicopter whirring]
- ["A String of Pearls" playing]

1501
01:12:50,278 --> 01:12:51,715
I'm not a businessman.

1502
01:12:51,758 --> 01:12:54,457
On the contrary,
I'm a communist revolutionary

1503
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,850
heavily armed and living
in a secret jungle encampment

1504
01:12:56,894 --> 01:12:58,417
with a band of freedom fighters.

1505
01:12:58,461 --> 01:13:00,550
However, even I can see
your plan on its surface

1506
01:13:00,593 --> 01:13:02,508
defies the basic laws
of economics.

1507
01:13:02,552 --> 01:13:04,423
That's why it's never
been done before.

1508
01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:07,208
My plan defies everything.

1509
01:13:07,252 --> 01:13:09,254
- [militia whooping]
- [rapid gunfire]

1510
01:13:11,778 --> 01:13:14,694
What's your connection
to the company?

1511
01:13:14,738 --> 01:13:17,001
Me? I pretend to be
his administrative secretary,

1512
01:13:17,044 --> 01:13:18,263
but really I'm the tutor.

1513
01:13:18,306 --> 01:13:19,438
But actually, in fact, I'm a spy

1514
01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:21,397
for the United States
government.

1515
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,615
Wow.

1516
01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:25,879
Religion is the sigh
of the oppressed creature.

1517
01:13:25,923 --> 01:13:27,533
It's a protest
against suffering.

1518
01:13:27,577 --> 01:13:29,883
I agree. You're not an atheist?

1519
01:13:29,927 --> 01:13:31,537
Of course I am.

1520
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,974
Some of my colleagues,
however, only claim to be.

1521
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,065
I had a private army once.

1522
01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,589
Big headache.

1523
01:13:44,594 --> 01:13:46,596
ZSA-ZSA: 15 minutes to spare.
Where's my notary?

1524
01:13:46,639 --> 01:13:48,249
We need fingerprints
and signatures.

1525
01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:49,729
You're all official witnesses.

1526
01:13:49,773 --> 01:13:50,556
- Mother Superior.
- Including the terrorists.

1527
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,471
Peace be with you, my child.

1528
01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:53,603
A fighter jet shot us down
in the jungle.

1529
01:13:53,646 --> 01:13:56,083
By the grace of God,
we survived.

1530
01:13:56,127 --> 01:13:57,258
You received my letter?

1531
01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:59,304
Yes. I wrote you back.

1532
01:13:59,347 --> 01:14:01,306
I'm prepared to take my vows.

1533
01:14:01,349 --> 01:14:04,004
Read the letter first.

1534
01:14:04,048 --> 01:14:06,398
We received a marriage license
and antenuptial contract.

1535
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:08,444
I assume you're aware
of the proposal.

1536
01:14:09,488 --> 01:14:11,316
I didn't know she says yes.

1537
01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:12,709
[telegraph beeping Morse code]

1538
01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:15,233
MOTHER SUPERIOR:
You're very pious, Sister Liesl,

1539
01:14:15,276 --> 01:14:16,800
but you're not plain.

1540
01:14:16,843 --> 01:14:19,498
The stones on your pipe,
for instance.

1541
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:22,370
Not to mention the opulence
of your rosary

1542
01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:24,547
and this astonishing dagger.

1543
01:14:24,590 --> 01:14:26,331
A gift from a prince.

1544
01:14:26,374 --> 01:14:28,507
Mother Superior, you reproach me

1545
01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:31,423
when I most require
your trust and guidance.

1546
01:14:34,948 --> 01:14:37,342
Worldly adornments do serve

1547
01:14:37,385 --> 01:14:39,692
certain good people
for the good.

1548
01:14:39,736 --> 01:14:42,086
We're not all destined
to deny ourselves

1549
01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:43,696
man's earthly pleasures.

1550
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:45,916
Some thrive
in tranquil simplicity.

1551
01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:49,572
Others find beauty in color,
splendor and jubilation.

1552
01:14:49,615 --> 01:14:53,053
This is no reproach, my child.

1553
01:14:53,097 --> 01:14:55,534
You're a rich girl, always were.

1554
01:14:55,578 --> 01:14:57,318
Of course, we would
continue to cherish

1555
01:14:57,362 --> 01:15:00,104
your ongoing patronage
of the abbey.

1556
01:15:00,147 --> 01:15:02,498
You just won't be a nun anymore.

1557
01:15:02,541 --> 01:15:05,065
Is God more interested
in my money or my soul?

1558
01:15:05,109 --> 01:15:07,459
I can't speak for him.

1559
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:08,765
[Zsa-zsa clears throat]

1560
01:15:08,808 --> 01:15:09,940
ZSA-ZSA:
Maybe I can assist in this area,

1561
01:15:09,983 --> 01:15:13,247
both as a father
and as an expert mediator.

1562
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:15,162
I gather you kicked her out.

1563
01:15:15,206 --> 01:15:18,514
I'm urging Liesl to return to
her family and greater society.

1564
01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:20,037
Mother Superior still wants us

1565
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,605
to fund construction
of the new refectory.

1566
01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:24,737
- With gratitude.
- Of course.

1567
01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:30,917
Are you authorized, by the way,

1568
01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:34,138
to do a baptizing if somebody
wants to be Catholic? Me?

1569
01:15:34,181 --> 01:15:35,792
You're an atheist.

1570
01:15:35,835 --> 01:15:37,489
I feel I have
a religious awakening now,

1571
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:38,708
if that's what we call it.

1572
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:42,189
Tell me how this awakening
came to pass.

1573
01:15:42,233 --> 01:15:44,714
Well, I would say

1574
01:15:44,757 --> 01:15:46,542
partly it's because of
my near-death episodes.

1575
01:15:46,585 --> 01:15:49,370
I get, I get a kind of visions.

1576
01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:50,894
Never mind the details.

1577
01:15:50,937 --> 01:15:53,200
Then partly there is
the fiduciary benefit.

1578
01:15:53,244 --> 01:15:56,900
Then mostly, and I would weight
this factor out to maybe 75%,

1579
01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:59,293
it's simply the influence
of my daughter's influence,

1580
01:15:59,337 --> 01:16:01,513
which has
a profound effect on me.

1581
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,820
And I think, at my age,
in the end, finally,

1582
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:07,171
it's better
I just go on her side.

1583
01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:09,652
[arrow thumps]

1584
01:16:12,916 --> 01:16:15,396
The point is to be delivered
from sin and purified.

1585
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:18,095
It doesn't work if you're lying.

1586
01:16:18,138 --> 01:16:20,097
I'm not lying.

1587
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:21,881
I'm capable of, and willing to,
genuinely believe

1588
01:16:21,925 --> 01:16:23,709
in the opposite
of my personal convictions.

1589
01:16:23,753 --> 01:16:25,363
- [pulls chain switch]
- I can do that

1590
01:16:25,406 --> 01:16:27,365
in certain situations.

1591
01:16:31,499 --> 01:16:33,327
You remember the combination?

1592
01:16:46,297 --> 01:16:47,341
LIESL:
Another shoebox.

1593
01:16:47,385 --> 01:16:49,605
This one's older.

1594
01:16:52,346 --> 01:16:54,044
- What's inside?
- I don't know.

1595
01:16:54,087 --> 01:16:56,960
Supposedly, a reliquary
of our family history,

1596
01:16:57,003 --> 01:17:00,093
sealed half a score ago
by my father's notary.

1597
01:17:00,137 --> 01:17:04,663
I willed it to you,
but since we're here, take it.

1598
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:08,711
I'll open it later.

1599
01:17:18,459 --> 01:17:21,680
♪ ♪

1600
01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:24,074
My great-grandfather
built the hotel.

1601
01:17:24,117 --> 01:17:26,076
Liesl would've been
the fifth-generation proprietor,

1602
01:17:26,119 --> 01:17:29,383
except my father sold it
to an American conglomerate.

1603
01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:30,384
<i>Who ruined it, of course.</i>

1604
01:17:30,428 --> 01:17:32,386
[phone ringing]

1605
01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,781
[crowd murmuring]

1606
01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:38,175
<i>The venue is situated</i>
<i>on a precarious border</i>

1607
01:17:38,218 --> 01:17:40,699
<i>among three fiefdoms,</i>
<i>two of which remain</i>

1608
01:17:40,743 --> 01:17:43,223
<i>under martial law</i>
<i>after a military coup.</i>

1609
01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:45,095
<i>In exchange for me allowing you</i>

1610
01:17:45,138 --> 01:17:47,837
to steal the painting rolled up
in that shipping tube,

1611
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,969
you and your terrorists
provide security services

1612
01:17:50,013 --> 01:17:51,579
to our entire party
throughout the event.

1613
01:17:51,623 --> 01:17:53,581
Ah, they stole the painting.

1614
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:54,887
ZSA-ZSA:
You'll officiate.

1615
01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:57,063
It's good timing
in a business sense.

1616
01:17:57,107 --> 01:17:58,412
NOTARY: Function hall number
five has been duly sanctioned,

1617
01:17:58,456 --> 01:18:00,327
in accordance with the laws
of this territory...

1618
01:18:00,371 --> 01:18:02,416
ZSA-ZSA: <i>Even an immediate</i>
<i>divorce might bear a profit.</i>

1619
01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:04,680
[speaks Italian]

1620
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,333
- ZSA-ZSA: You reach him?
- Yes.

1621
01:18:06,377 --> 01:18:08,727
His Holiness refuses
to cover the gap, any of it.

1622
01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:10,598
I know Felix. He's stubborn.

1623
01:18:10,642 --> 01:18:12,122
We'll need to sweeten the pot.

1624
01:18:12,165 --> 01:18:14,690
[speaking Latin]

1625
01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:17,344
ZSA-ZSA: <i>Tell him</i>
<i>I offer nine more souls.</i>

1626
01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:18,998
<i>Are you still an enemy spy?</i>

1627
01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:20,434
At the moment, no.

1628
01:18:20,478 --> 01:18:22,349
I thought I might be
more useful as a double agent.

1629
01:18:22,393 --> 01:18:24,221
I couldn't pay you any extra.

1630
01:18:24,264 --> 01:18:26,876
Oh, no, naturally it would be
included in my tutorial fees.

1631
01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:30,096
My operational handler,
code name Excalibur.

1632
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:32,272
- Agent Karlsen.
- Excalibur.

1633
01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:34,013
I know about the bashable rivets

1634
01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:36,450
and the bolts, spikes
and pulverized gravel, too.

1635
01:18:36,494 --> 01:18:38,975
This office can neither confirm
nor deny any such knowledge,

1636
01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:40,803
nor would it elect
to acknowledge said knowledge

1637
01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:42,500
- if it did in fact...
- It's sabotage!

1638
01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:45,895
I swear my word of solemnest
honor, I'll never let you win.

1639
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,941
Ha.

1640
01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:50,421
I've arranged for you
to accuse him in person,

1641
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:52,118
- by the way, your Uncle Nubar.
- [Jasper praying quietly]

1642
01:18:52,162 --> 01:18:53,641
- Really?
- Of course.

1643
01:18:53,685 --> 01:18:55,339
It's crucial we confront
this unspeakable evil.

1644
01:18:55,382 --> 01:18:56,906
- Als-- Amen.
- Amen.

1645
01:18:56,949 --> 01:18:58,342
Also, it's even more crucial
we secure

1646
01:18:58,385 --> 01:19:01,084
<i>his financial</i>
<i>investment position.</i>

1647
01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:02,172
<i>As you know,</i>

1648
01:19:02,215 --> 01:19:03,695
I never admit
the possibility of--

1649
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,393
and even avoid the word--
failure.

1650
01:19:06,437 --> 01:19:08,352
Maybe that's a weakness.

1651
01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:10,180
On the other hand, we're only
missing one slice of the pie

1652
01:19:10,223 --> 01:19:11,659
that was baked too big
for the...

1653
01:19:11,703 --> 01:19:12,878
[quiet thump]

1654
01:19:12,922 --> 01:19:15,446
[airplane engines whirring]

1655
01:19:15,489 --> 01:19:17,535
Just a dud. Just a dud.

1656
01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:20,973
Myself, I feel very safe.

1657
01:19:26,544 --> 01:19:28,589
Sir Nubar has arrived.

1658
01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:34,465
ZSA-ZSA: <i>Off the record,</i>
<i>the gap might be bottomless.</i>

1659
01:19:34,508 --> 01:19:36,032
<i>Closer to an abyss.</i>

1660
01:19:37,076 --> 01:19:39,209
In fact, there's
even more to it now,

1661
01:19:39,252 --> 01:19:42,516
a further dimension
than I previously anticipated.

1662
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:44,127
The emotional gap.

1663
01:19:44,170 --> 01:19:45,258
If it tur--

1664
01:19:47,434 --> 01:19:48,827
You used to work for me.

1665
01:19:48,871 --> 01:19:50,220
- Who? Him?
- Who? -Hmm?

1666
01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:52,091
I'm sorry. Me? No.

1667
01:19:52,135 --> 01:19:53,353
I was in disguise.

1668
01:19:53,397 --> 01:19:54,702
Oh, Dr. Lanzmann.

1669
01:19:54,746 --> 01:19:56,574
I recognize this assassin.

1670
01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:00,926
Who hired you to kill me?

1671
01:20:00,970 --> 01:20:02,536
[elevator stops]

1672
01:20:03,276 --> 01:20:04,538
Oh, no.

1673
01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:07,933
Suicide pill.

1674
01:20:09,152 --> 01:20:11,632
[Liesl whispering
indistinct prayer]

1675
01:20:11,676 --> 01:20:12,459
[elevator bell dings]

1676
01:20:12,503 --> 01:20:14,331
[elevator whirring]

1677
01:20:28,388 --> 01:20:32,523
If it turns out you're not
my daughter, can I adopt you?

1678
01:20:32,566 --> 01:20:34,046
With your permission.

1679
01:20:35,352 --> 01:20:36,832
Yes.

1680
01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:41,924
In that case, whatever happens,
we'll be fine.

1681
01:20:44,622 --> 01:20:45,841
[knocking]

1682
01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,987
Restate the purpose
of this visit.

1683
01:21:02,031 --> 01:21:04,033
ZSA-ZSA: Exactly as we agreed,
my dear Nubar.

1684
01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:06,296
The validation
of your proprietary shares

1685
01:21:06,339 --> 01:21:09,386
after 55% advance
against the interim shortfall.

1686
01:21:09,429 --> 01:21:10,604
This is just a symbolic meeting.

1687
01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:12,128
It's a formality.

1688
01:21:12,171 --> 01:21:13,694
[Liesl mutters]

1689
01:21:13,738 --> 01:21:16,480
Liesl has additional objectives,
of course, as you're aware.

1690
01:21:16,523 --> 01:21:18,874
My father promised to arrange
for me to accuse you in person.

1691
01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:20,527
That's what I'm here to do.

1692
01:21:21,528 --> 01:21:23,661
Why would I murder her?

1693
01:21:23,704 --> 01:21:25,750
She wasn't my wife.

1694
01:21:26,794 --> 01:21:28,274
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

1695
01:21:28,318 --> 01:21:30,494
Oh, you're very kind.
I have my own.

1696
01:21:36,848 --> 01:21:39,024
What's your blood type, Liesl?

1697
01:21:40,069 --> 01:21:41,113
I don't know.

1698
01:21:41,157 --> 01:21:43,420
They never tested it,
to my knowledge.

1699
01:21:43,463 --> 01:21:45,683
You have my eyes.

1700
01:21:45,726 --> 01:21:47,380
Do people not tell you that?

1701
01:21:47,424 --> 01:21:49,905
Nobody ever told her
she has anybody's anything.

1702
01:21:52,385 --> 01:21:53,691
I'll wait outside.

1703
01:21:54,648 --> 01:21:56,694
[door closes]

1704
01:21:56,737 --> 01:21:58,522
She's not your daughter.

1705
01:22:00,306 --> 01:22:02,091
I don't care.

1706
01:22:06,530 --> 01:22:11,143
One thing you'll never know,
because you can't:

1707
01:22:11,187 --> 01:22:12,449
the truth.

1708
01:22:12,492 --> 01:22:14,233
Although in my opinion,
it was probably

1709
01:22:14,277 --> 01:22:16,105
your administrative secretary
at that time.

1710
01:22:16,148 --> 01:22:17,236
He's the father.

1711
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:18,977
Actually, I think
I know it for a fact.

1712
01:22:19,021 --> 01:22:20,283
I'm astonished
you didn't see it already.

1713
01:22:20,326 --> 01:22:23,721
And if I did kill him,
I'd never admit it.

1714
01:22:23,764 --> 01:22:25,288
ZSA-ZSA:
I invented that lie.

1715
01:22:25,331 --> 01:22:27,377
- To trick you.
- Of course you did,

1716
01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:28,769
but it was true.

1717
01:22:28,813 --> 01:22:30,902
The blood types prove it.
Probably.

1718
01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:32,251
ZSA-ZSA:
You've got my blood?

1719
01:22:32,295 --> 01:22:34,993
- And hers?
- I've got everybody's blood.

1720
01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:36,908
- ZSA-ZSA: No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.

1721
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,432
- No, you don't.
- Of course I do.

1722
01:22:39,476 --> 01:22:40,912
No, you don't.

1723
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,435
They say you murdered
all your wives.

1724
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:43,959
Wait.

1725
01:22:45,395 --> 01:22:48,311
I'm putting this on
just so I don't lie.

1726
01:22:48,354 --> 01:22:53,707
I didn't murder that wife,
your mother, or any other.

1727
01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:56,449
I would even go so far
as to say I'm incapable of it,

1728
01:22:56,493 --> 01:22:58,799
whatever they say about me
behind my back,

1729
01:22:58,843 --> 01:23:01,150
whoever they are.

1730
01:23:01,193 --> 01:23:03,848
I wasn't taught to, either,
to beat the polygraph.

1731
01:23:03,891 --> 01:23:05,023
[sets down polygraph]

1732
01:23:09,897 --> 01:23:12,161
Where did he come from?

1733
01:23:14,685 --> 01:23:16,687
I can't remember.

1734
01:23:17,644 --> 01:23:19,690
I'll open the shoebox.

1735
01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:33,225
My father. On his birthday.

1736
01:23:34,748 --> 01:23:37,838
My uncle. All A's.

1737
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:42,147
My mother. On her wedding day.

1738
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,934
A carton of
six poison gas ampules.

1739
01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:49,981
A rare stamp, a gold coin,
a skeleton key.

1740
01:23:50,721 --> 01:23:52,505
Secret letters.

1741
01:23:54,464 --> 01:23:56,031
My grandfather.

1742
01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:59,121
Some of him. Just ashes.

1743
01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,515
UNCLE NUBAR:
I'll take one.

1744
01:24:04,343 --> 01:24:06,954
It's a staggeringly
ambitious project

1745
01:24:06,998 --> 01:24:10,480
but situated entirely
in a perpetual war zone.

1746
01:24:10,523 --> 01:24:12,786
For the next 150 years,
I'd rather sell

1747
01:24:12,830 --> 01:24:15,006
guns, bombs and ammunition.

1748
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,790
It's our family business.

1749
01:24:16,834 --> 01:24:18,531
My no is final.

1750
01:24:18,575 --> 01:24:22,622
Wow, you're pulling out
your entire investment

1751
01:24:22,666 --> 01:24:24,798
and breaking your promise to me.

1752
01:24:24,842 --> 01:24:27,671
Stabbing everybody,
all at once, simultaneously,

1753
01:24:27,714 --> 01:24:29,151
- in the back.
- Yes.

1754
01:24:29,194 --> 01:24:31,588
Why'd you come here,
in that case?

1755
01:24:36,419 --> 01:24:38,073
I couldn't resist.

1756
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,686
♪ ♪

1757
01:24:45,645 --> 01:24:47,038
It's me.

1758
01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:49,171
I'll cover the gap.

1759
01:24:49,214 --> 01:24:50,911
Everything we got,
our entire fortune,

1760
01:24:50,955 --> 01:24:53,088
plus a little bit more.

1761
01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:54,480
I proceed as a silent partner,

1762
01:24:54,524 --> 01:24:56,395
taking a complete loss
of all my assets

1763
01:24:56,439 --> 01:24:58,702
with no opportunity
for any future upside,

1764
01:24:58,745 --> 01:25:01,835
and I'm still on the hook for
unlimited debts and deficits.

1765
01:25:01,879 --> 01:25:03,707
Fine. I'll do it.

1766
01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,665
[over speakers]:
Fine. I'll do it.

1767
01:25:05,709 --> 01:25:07,406
The slaves will be paid.

1768
01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:09,974
[over speakers]:
The slaves will be paid.

1769
01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:11,497
The famine will be finished.

1770
01:25:11,541 --> 01:25:13,020
[over speakers]:
The famine will be finished.

1771
01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:14,848
We'll beat those bureaucrats.

1772
01:25:14,892 --> 01:25:16,633
[over headphones]:
We'll beat those bureaucrats.

1773
01:25:16,676 --> 01:25:18,678
And my most important project
of my lifetime

1774
01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:20,115
comes to pass...

1775
01:25:21,855 --> 01:25:23,248
...without us.

1776
01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:28,035
I don't want a fortune.

1777
01:25:35,521 --> 01:25:37,262
♪ ♪

1778
01:26:05,812 --> 01:26:09,164
["Pictures at an Exhibition:
Promenade 1" playing]

1779
01:26:15,213 --> 01:26:18,173
[toy train bell clanging,
whistle blowing]

1780
01:26:24,135 --> 01:26:26,224
I present to you now,
at this time,

1781
01:26:26,268 --> 01:26:28,095
the first symbolic demonstration

1782
01:26:28,139 --> 01:26:30,489
of our abundant desert harvest,

1783
01:26:30,533 --> 01:26:32,839
borne from deep within
the earth's rich,

1784
01:26:32,883 --> 01:26:35,015
- elemental...
- [feedback hums]

1785
01:26:35,059 --> 01:26:37,148
Sir Nubar asks for another word.

1786
01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:38,410
[whispers]:
Oh, shit.

1787
01:26:39,585 --> 01:26:41,413
[normal voice]:
I'll be right back.

1788
01:26:45,765 --> 01:26:48,203
- [door opens, closes]
- [music continues in distance]

1789
01:26:51,467 --> 01:26:53,599
Yes, my dear Nubar?
How can I assist you?

1790
01:26:53,643 --> 01:26:55,993
I've changed my mind.
I'll do it myself.

1791
01:26:56,036 --> 01:26:58,213
Stupendous. I knew it.

1792
01:26:58,256 --> 01:27:00,824
No, not the business deal.
My no is final.

1793
01:27:00,867 --> 01:27:03,043
I mean your assassination.

1794
01:27:03,087 --> 01:27:04,784
[grunting fiercely]

1795
01:27:07,874 --> 01:27:09,920
[both panting]

1796
01:27:11,661 --> 01:27:13,402
[grunting, muttering]

1797
01:27:23,194 --> 01:27:24,630
So it is you.

1798
01:27:24,674 --> 01:27:26,284
The enemy trying to murder me
all along.

1799
01:27:26,328 --> 01:27:27,938
Yeah.

1800
01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:29,156
The son of my father.

1801
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:30,810
- My own half brother.
- Yeah.

1802
01:27:33,987 --> 01:27:35,467
[groans, grunts]

1803
01:27:35,511 --> 01:27:37,252
[both panting]

1804
01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:41,081
- I've got everybody's blood.
- No, you don't.

1805
01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:41,908
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.

1806
01:27:41,952 --> 01:27:43,432
Yes, I do.

1807
01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:50,265
[grunting]

1808
01:27:55,879 --> 01:27:57,446
I won't die.

1809
01:27:57,489 --> 01:27:58,925
I never do.

1810
01:27:58,969 --> 01:27:59,796
[lamp clatters]

1811
01:27:59,839 --> 01:28:02,146
[muttering]

1812
01:28:10,067 --> 01:28:11,068
You're worse than me.

1813
01:28:11,111 --> 01:28:12,852
You're not human.

1814
01:28:12,896 --> 01:28:14,419
You're biblical.

1815
01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:19,294
[grunts]

1816
01:28:24,908 --> 01:28:26,301
[body thuds]

1817
01:28:28,999 --> 01:28:30,957
[breathes deeply]

1818
01:28:32,611 --> 01:28:36,136
Can't you stop?
Can't you leave me alone?

1819
01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:39,879
Why do you need to always keep
assassinating me all the time?

1820
01:28:42,142 --> 01:28:44,057
You know the answer.

1821
01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:45,450
I don't need to say it.

1822
01:28:48,192 --> 01:28:50,237
"Who could lick whom, I guess."

1823
01:28:52,805 --> 01:28:54,024
[softly]:
Yeah.

1824
01:29:00,596 --> 01:29:02,946
♪ ♪

1825
01:29:15,001 --> 01:29:17,090
[audio muted]

1826
01:29:17,134 --> 01:29:19,136
<i>[muffled footsteps]</i>

1827
01:29:19,179 --> 01:29:20,355
[audio returns to normal]

1828
01:29:30,277 --> 01:29:31,975
[door opens, slams]

1829
01:29:32,976 --> 01:29:34,499
[electricity crackles]

1830
01:29:34,543 --> 01:29:36,588
- [footsteps running]
- [Uncle Nubar groaning]

1831
01:29:42,202 --> 01:29:43,595
[alarm buzzing]

1832
01:29:43,639 --> 01:29:45,467
[toy train bell clanging,
whistle blowing]

1833
01:29:45,510 --> 01:29:47,469
- [Uncle Nubar shouts]
- [objects clatter]

1834
01:29:48,557 --> 01:29:50,559
[alarm and toy train
continue loudly]

1835
01:30:12,102 --> 01:30:13,320
Let's communicate.

1836
01:30:20,110 --> 01:30:22,373
["Apollon musagète: Apotheosis"
by Igor Stravinsky playing]

1837
01:30:45,004 --> 01:30:47,050
♪ ♪

1838
01:31:14,251 --> 01:31:16,514
♪ ♪

1839
01:31:22,085 --> 01:31:24,087
[wind whistling softly]

1840
01:31:47,153 --> 01:31:49,504
When I pray, no one answers.

1841
01:31:49,547 --> 01:31:51,854
I only pretend he does.

1842
01:31:51,897 --> 01:31:54,596
Then I do whatever I think God
probably would've suggested.

1843
01:31:56,380 --> 01:31:58,513
Usually, it's obvious.

1844
01:32:03,039 --> 01:32:04,344
Amen.

1845
01:32:11,830 --> 01:32:13,615
LIESL: <i>Peace be with you,</i>
<i>Reverend Mother.</i>

1846
01:32:13,658 --> 01:32:14,964
[in distance]:
"Chapter one.

1847
01:32:15,007 --> 01:32:16,792
Cedric himself knew
nothing of..."

1848
01:32:16,835 --> 01:32:18,141
<i>Our new quarters,</i>
<i>though modest, cramped,</i>

1849
01:32:18,184 --> 01:32:20,317
<i>meager and shabby,</i>
<i>are nevertheless</i>

1850
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,145
<i>charming and versatile.</i>

1851
01:32:22,188 --> 01:32:23,538
"But then his papa had died
when he was a little boy..."

1852
01:32:23,581 --> 01:32:25,061
<i>The boys, to my delight,</i>

1853
01:32:25,104 --> 01:32:27,498
<i>finally begin</i>
<i>to thrive and flourish.</i>

1854
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:28,891
<i>I do serve a purpose here.</i>

1855
01:32:28,934 --> 01:32:30,109
"Since his papa's death,

1856
01:32:30,153 --> 01:32:31,981
Cedric had found out
that it was best..."

1857
01:32:32,024 --> 01:32:33,809
<i>Agent Karlsen resigned</i>
<i>as a double agent</i>

1858
01:32:33,852 --> 01:32:36,202
<i>and accepted a staff position</i>
<i>at our local grammar school.</i>

1859
01:32:36,246 --> 01:32:38,465
...predators, much like our
friend, the plebejus beetle,

1860
01:32:38,509 --> 01:32:39,641
who has a similar kind
of casing,

1861
01:32:39,684 --> 01:32:41,817
and he doesn't mind
predators at all.

1862
01:32:42,818 --> 01:32:44,384
LIESL:
<i>My stepmother annulled</i>

1863
01:32:44,428 --> 01:32:46,169
<i>her brief union with my father.</i>

1864
01:32:46,212 --> 01:32:50,739
COUSIN HILDA: And one and two
and three and four.

1865
01:32:50,782 --> 01:32:53,829
LIESL: <i>My father's </i>
<i>entrepreneurial energies remain</i>

1866
01:32:53,872 --> 01:32:56,745
<i>robustly invigorated </i>
<i>by the austerity of our poverty.</i>

1867
01:32:56,788 --> 01:32:58,355
Tell him he's welcome,
but don't let him leave.

1868
01:32:58,398 --> 01:33:01,924
LIESL: <i>I do admire</i>
<i>his resilience and ambition,</i>

1869
01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:05,797
<i>though I don't believe</i>
<i>these come from God.</i>

1870
01:33:05,841 --> 01:33:08,670
<i>The Phoenician Scheme continues</i>
<i>to deepen and widen.</i>

1871
01:33:11,324 --> 01:33:13,892
<i>It may be a sizable step</i>
<i>backwards for civilization...</i>

1872
01:33:15,677 --> 01:33:19,724
<i>...but it will produce some</i>
<i>good works, I'm sure of it.</i>

1873
01:33:21,247 --> 01:33:23,423
Could you imagine
marrying a man like me?

1874
01:33:23,467 --> 01:33:25,817
I mean it as a genuine question.

1875
01:33:28,037 --> 01:33:29,081
Is that paste?

1876
01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:31,083
No. Yes. I think so.
I don't know.

1877
01:33:31,127 --> 01:33:33,346
It's the same one.
Cousin Hilda sent it back.

1878
01:33:33,390 --> 01:33:34,870
I asked your father
for his consent,

1879
01:33:34,913 --> 01:33:37,133
and he loaned it to me
to give to you.

1880
01:33:40,745 --> 01:33:42,312
LIESL:
<i>P.S. To this day,</i>

1881
01:33:42,355 --> 01:33:44,140
<i>he's a very good cook...</i>

1882
01:33:46,969 --> 01:33:48,579
<i>...and dishwasher.</i>

1883
01:33:58,067 --> 01:33:59,285
[time clock clicks]

1884
01:34:28,097 --> 01:34:29,315
[lock clicks]

1885
01:34:30,534 --> 01:34:32,144
LIESL:
Two whiskeys.

1886
01:34:45,201 --> 01:34:46,898
[speaker crackles]

1887
01:34:46,942 --> 01:34:49,901
["Herz und Mund und Tat
und Leben, BWV 147" playing]

1888
01:35:07,527 --> 01:35:08,964
You say yes?

1889
01:35:11,227 --> 01:35:12,968
On a trial basis.

1890
01:35:13,011 --> 01:35:15,274
- [lights crackle]
- [train rumbling nearby]

1891
01:35:21,498 --> 01:35:22,717
Hearts.

1892
01:35:45,304 --> 01:35:47,350
♪ ♪

1893
01:36:00,232 --> 01:36:02,278
♪ ♪

1894
01:36:28,173 --> 01:36:29,914
♪ ♪

1895
01:36:59,378 --> 01:37:01,424
♪ ♪

1896
01:37:41,377 --> 01:37:43,422
♪ ♪

1897
01:38:09,535 --> 01:38:11,842
[music fades]

1898
01:38:16,978 --> 01:38:19,981
["L'Oiseau de feu
[The Firebird]" playing]

1899
01:38:47,486 --> 01:38:49,532
♪ ♪

1900
01:39:19,344 --> 01:39:21,651
♪ ♪

1901
01:39:50,158 --> 01:39:52,160
♪ ♪

1902
01:40:21,580 --> 01:40:23,626
♪ ♪

1903
01:40:59,444 --> 01:41:01,229
♪ ♪

1904
01:41:15,721 --> 01:41:17,767
[music ends]

1905
01:41:18,305 --> 01:42:18,911
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