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(本節目純屬虛構)

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(法律嚴禁未成年人飲酒)

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(此外對於強迫飲酒,過量飲酒)

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(在宴席中做出不雅行為等情形)

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(本節目亦無任何鼓吹之意圖)

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(請僅作為一部搞笑動畫輕鬆觀賞)

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(此外本作品的登場人物皆為年滿20歲之成年人)

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您到底在說什麼啊? 哥哥大人

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栞?

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竟然敢擅自決定結婚

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栞是絕對不會容許的

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奈奈華表姊大人

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是

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千紗表姊大人
不是會把書本丟在地上不管的人吧?

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是這樣沒錯

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他們兩人身上都穿著衣服

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絲毫沒有提防奈奈華表姊大人回來
就這麼睡在床上也很奇怪

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換言之覺得兩人之間發生了什麼
應該是妳誤會了

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經妳這麼一說…

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對吧?

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事情就像妳說的那樣

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可是妳怎麼會這麼清楚?

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簡直像從頭看到尾都看在眼裡似的

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純粹是洞察力使然

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出發吧! 在青春大道全速前進

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此時此刻永遠是最棒的季節

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Get high! 希望!

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就算長大了也沒在怕

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為追求未知的世界一躍而下

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(GRAND BLUE碧藍之海2)

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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一二三四五毫無變化

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永無止盡

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六日睡到下午滑手機

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永無止盡

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最近身體越來越遲鈍

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烤肉太膩連腰都在痛

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雖然累了還得陪家人但我還撐得住

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再次去感受那天的光輝吧

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出發吧! 在青春大道全速前進

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此時此刻永遠是最棒的季節

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Get high! 希望!

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就算長大了也沒在怕

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為追求未知的世界一躍而下

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所謂青春

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就是持續去追逐理想

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青春永遠

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不管幾歲都不會褪色

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所謂青春

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就是不斷地迷惘徬徨

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青春Forever

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TROPICS LICENSE

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伊織的妹妹啊

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我叫北原栞

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家兄平時受各位照顧了

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哪裡,妳太客氣了

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初次見面

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真有禮貌

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真是個好孩子呢

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所以妳是來幹嘛的?

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來了解哥哥大人的情況

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我的近況不是寫在之前寄的回信裡了嗎?

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是的,確實如此

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信中提到您過著
勤勉向學且守己自律的生活

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因此我才會確定
那全是謊言並來到這裡

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你們也都很清楚吧?

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我這個人最討厭做人不正經了

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我能理解哥哥大人想表達的那些胡言亂語

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剛才也說什麼先假裝和千紗表姊大人結婚

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先假裝結婚是什麼意思!?

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這是有很多原因的

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所以妳是擔心伊織的生活才來的嗎?

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是的,此外

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也想來和各位打聲招呼

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好懂事的孩子

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她真的是你妹妹嗎?

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真沒禮貌

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像這樣站在一起不是一模一樣嗎

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是啊

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眼睛的數量很像

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手指的數量也像是一個模子打出來的

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難道你們沒其他好講的嗎

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對了,還有給哥哥大人的東西

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是吃的嗎?

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不,哥哥大人把東西忘在家裡了

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(伊織的作曲筆記本 國中生時期)
這是您很重要的東西吧?

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住手啊!

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太好了

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竟然高興到直接撲上前搶

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這種東西妳從哪弄來的

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是我前陣子撬開上鎖的桌子偶然發現的

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這已經是100%故意了吧

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難道妳看過了?

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看是看過了

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但我對樂譜譜面不是很熟悉

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所以請家人進行解讀

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我還帶了父親大人演唱的音源檔案

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妳為什麼要這樣做啊!

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對了,舅舅他們還好嗎?

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家父和家母現在都很好

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還說希望妳們下次能過來玩

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各位不嫌棄的話也請一起來吧

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我們家是經營旅館的

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好厲害喔

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那還真想去看看呢

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這也就是說

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伊織早晚會繼承旅館嗎?

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不

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老爸說不打算讓笨蛋繼承旅館

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那也沒辦法了

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這是很合理的判斷

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我也沒打算要繼承啦

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這樣啊

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畢竟經營這回事笨蛋是做不來的

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你很清楚自己的斤兩嘛

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可以不要以我是笨蛋為前提自顧自地講嗎

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不是因為這樣,是我沒意願繼承啦

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請不要說這種話,哥哥大人

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只要好好努力,笨蛋也是治得好的

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就說你們的前提搞錯了啦!

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總之妳要辦的事辦完了吧?

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我送妳去車站吧

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不留下來過夜嗎?

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難得都過來了

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這傢伙今年就要考試了

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住個一天又不會怎樣

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準備考試很辛苦嗎?

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我是沒有什麼問題

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這種想法太天真了

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念書是天天都該做的事

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好膚淺空洞的一句話

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沒說服力到可說是異常的地步

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好了,回家吧現在立刻回家

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哥哥大人

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栞過來會造成您的困擾嗎?

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栞…

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簡直困擾得要死

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竟然講得這麼肯定!

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都沒有身為哥哥應有的溫柔嗎!

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這樣啊

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我說伊織

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你怎麼可以說這種話啊

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都沒有人站在我這邊嗎

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伊織或許真的挺辛苦的啦

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妳能理解我的苦衷嗎? 梓學姊

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我懂我懂

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妹妹✕可愛✕國中女生+耕平=?

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"伊織之死"嗎

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動作快,栞

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趁那傢伙還沒過來…

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你好啊,北原

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痛痛痛痛痛…

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那個女孩就是你妹妹嗎?

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不是…

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我是他的妹妹栞

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妳也觀察一下我的狀況啊

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是嗎

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耕…耕平?

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頭部先暫定拿去餵狗

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住手啊,耕平冷靜一點

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閉嘴

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你這獨佔了世界所有財富的邪惡之徒

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不過我也不是魔鬼

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什麼!?

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只要答應我的條件就饒你一命

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那個…就是…

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只要她願意叫我一聲"耕平哥哥"…

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你這傢伙真的很噁耶

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那就去死吧

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慢著,誰說我要拒絕了

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栞,照他說的去做吧

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拜託妳

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我的生死就懸在妳的一句話上了

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那個…

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這實在太讓人難為情了

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真是遺憾啊,北原

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妳想對哥哥見死不救嗎,栞

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所以說,那個…

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就叫"耕平哥哥大人"吧

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北原…

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幹嘛啊

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算我這個價碼吧

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這錢是要幹嘛的?

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這些本來…是購買菈菈子周邊的資金

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我不是在問錢原本的用途

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菈菈子?

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那是耕平很喜歡的動畫喔

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是指"魔法少女菈菈子"嗎?

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妳知道嗎?

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是的,有稍微看過

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我也很喜歡魔法少女菈菈子喔

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北原

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幹嘛啦

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真的算我求你了

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所以到底是幹嘛用的錢啊!

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妳也聽見了,栞

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待在這裡太危險了

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這樣啊

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那我就留在哥哥大人身旁片刻不離身吧

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就是這樣才危險啊

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總之妳快點回去

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我不要

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快回去

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不要

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快回去…

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好了好了,你們不要吵架

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不是說過這種時候要靠遊戲決定嗎?

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我知道了

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(栞陣營)

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(伊織陣營)

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那麼採團體對抗賽

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我們是裁判

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壓倒性的人數差距

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助我一臂之力吧

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我不要

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是嗎

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那麼…

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我要和栞說你的壞話

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你這敗類

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Do you want subtitles for any video?
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這樣一來

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我就不必選邊…站了…

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00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,638
竟然選擇自我了斷

227
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像武將一樣死得轟轟烈烈

228
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不過

229
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伊織還是照講他的壞話

230
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那傢伙的主食其實是蟲子

231
00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,523
那傢伙是魔鬼嗎

232
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(丟手帕捉迷藏 指相撲 男生女生配)
那麼決定勝負的內容是

233
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要玩丟手帕捉迷藏啊

234
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好懷念的遊戲喔

235
00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,155
那要丟誰的手帕?

236
00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,031
丟我的

237
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來準備場地吧

238
00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,618
- 竟然會選這種遊戲
- 我來搬椅子

239
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栞也還只是個小孩子嘛

240
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哥哥大人

241
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這就是我所說的

242
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,928
"丟手帕捉迷藏(昏)"

243
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奇怪?

244
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伊織

245
00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:18,641
他說他突然很想睡

246
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:22,436
會不會是看見妹妹鬆了口氣
才整個人軟掉的啊?

247
00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,648
我帶妳去房間

248
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好的

249
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:27,692
我也來幫忙

250
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不過我在想

251
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怎麼了?

252
00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:34,657
小栞感覺應該和妳很合得來喔

253
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,408
是這樣嗎?

254
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,452
因為妳不是也很喜歡小千嗎

255
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:42,623
她看起來是很喜歡哥哥沒錯

256
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,835
但總覺得好像哪裡不對勁

257
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:54,385
我絕對不會容許你逃離我們家的

258
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,887
臭大哥

259
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,350
我是北原栞

260
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,687
國中三年級,牡羊座AB型

261
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,148
老家經營著一間老旅館

262
00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,526
我要在此坦白一件事

263
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,029
其實我

264
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,115
並沒有多喜歡自己的哥哥

265
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,286
好刺眼…

266
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,622
哥哥大人,天亮了

267
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,789
請快點起床吧

268
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:28,294
那麼說到為什麼
我會像個殷勤的妻子般照顧著他

269
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,547
這全是為了讓哥哥繼承旅館

270
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,466
為了這個目的

271
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,801
就算要扮演兄控的角色我也在所不惜

272
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,928
大家早安

273
00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,180
早安

274
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,765
今天起得還挺早的嘛

275
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,808
我是被栞挖起來的

276
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,144
您在說什麼啊,哥哥大人

277
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,189
在旅館工作得更早起來啊

278
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:51,317
不,我又沒要做旅館的工作

279
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:55,321
那你覺得你能找到像樣的工作嗎?

280
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:59,116
我相信哥哥大人一定會回去的

281
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,661
真了不起,伊織

282
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,953
有好好穿著衣服呢

283
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:06,957
人果然還是得兩天穿一次衣服才行

284
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,169
你們先等等,我現在就準備早餐

285
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,337
奈奈華表姊大人

286
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,506
我可以和妳一起準備嗎?

287
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,716
那我們就一起做早餐吧

288
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,347
那麼開始進行作戰吧

289
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,349
我要開動了

290
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,851
這些幾乎都是小栞做的

291
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,187
希望合大家的口味

292
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,814
好好吃

293
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,108
小栞真會做料理呢

294
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,734
兩位過獎了

295
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,695
從家裡帶來的味噌

296
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,572
加上他吃習慣的甜味煎蛋捲

297
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,242
醬菜也是我自己醃製的極品

298
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,035
來吧,哥哥大人

299
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,037
沉浸於思鄉之情中吧

300
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,914
吃到這麼美味的菜

301
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,749
應該也會開始想家吧?

302
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,210
老媽的味道啊

303
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,754
那是什麼樣的味道了啊

304
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,549
記憶力慘不忍睹

305
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,259
該怎麼對付這個笨蛋呢

306
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:02,263
那我這次就扮演重度的兄控
讓大家徹底傻眼

307
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,764
使他無地自容吧

308
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:07,685
糟糕

309
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,437
您不要緊吧,哥哥大人

310
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,523
還是快去換件衣服吧

311
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,275
要不要去洗個澡?

312
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,360
對喔,我昨天也沒洗

313
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,529
那麼哥哥大人,就這麼辦吧

314
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,490
栞也一起進浴室為您刷背

315
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,783
真是好主意

316
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,164
好主意?

317
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,498
竟然表示肯定?

318
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:30,541
正常應該會傻眼吧?

319
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,210
至少也應該要有一個人傻眼…

320
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,547
誰在乎你會不會傻眼啊

321
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:40,468
我也久違地和千紗一起洗好了

322
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,303
那樣會很擠,不行

323
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,431
我明明是想讓那邊的兩人傻眼啊

324
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,933
栞,我先跟妳說一件事

325
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,059
是

326
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,478
- 不要一直刺激奈奈華姊

327
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,896
- 有什麼關係嘛
- 不要一直刺激奈奈華姊

328
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,772
- 有什麼關係嘛
- 我不懂這是什麼意思

329
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,522
- 我不懂這是什麼意思

330
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,565
那麼

331
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,567
我先去放洗澡水

332
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,694
妳真的要洗嗎

333
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,697
是的,如果哥哥大人您不嫌棄的話

334
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:02,948
我不容許!

335
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,950
你從哪冒出來的

336
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,703
真是有驚無險,已經沒事了喔

337
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,371
是

338
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:12,249
妳應該要多珍惜自己才對

339
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,543
我記得你是今村學長

340
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,129
不是啦,小栞

341
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,590
對不起,我竟然把名字記錯了

342
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,218
不,妳只是講錯稱謂而已

343
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,471
不是有個
用在我身上的正確稱謂嗎?

344
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:26,722
那個…

345
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,642
主食是蟲子的今村學長

346
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,228
你他媽的對她講了什麼!

347
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,022
那我們去準備吧

348
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,733
今天有什麼活動嗎?

349
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,987
伊織要繼續上之前的執照講習

350
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:46,534
怎麼了?

351
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,411
原來哥哥大人真的會下海啊

352
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,247
因為我們是潛水社團啊

353
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,625
我還以為只是名存實亡的酗酒團體呢

354
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,252
沒這回事啊

355
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:57,837
伊織

356
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,130
回答人家時聲音要大聲一點啊

357
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,925
對了,小栞會游泳嗎?

358
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,677
還算有一般水準吧

359
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,554
哪像伊織都不會游泳

360
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,137
要妳管

361
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,391
(菈菈子)
我看你們其實不是親兄妹吧

362
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,767
胡說什麼

363
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,270
哥哥大人是栞重要的哥哥大人

364
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,982
那你回答我幾個關於小栞的問題吧

365
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,776
那只是你自己想知道吧

366
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,779
第一題,她喜歡什麼食物?

367
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,447
大概是和菓子之類的吧

368
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,284
第二題,她不擅長的東西?

369
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,785
機械類都不擅長

370
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,497
第三題,她喜歡什麼衣服?

371
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,623
大概是和服吧

372
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,833
是這樣嗎?

373
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,252
不愧是哥哥大人

374
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,671
沒有任何一題答對

375
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,715
我喜歡的食物是甜甜圈

376
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,174
機械是我擅長的領域

377
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,927
會穿和服也只是為了讓父母開心

378
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,763
哥哥的理解程度真讓人佩服

379
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,181
那真是太好了

380
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,058
話說回來,小栞

381
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,810
如果沒有預定行程的話要不要一起來呢?

382
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,313
一起來? 是指潛水嗎?

383
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,647
都難得來了

384
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,941
不但非常有趣而且很舒服喔

385
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:05,946
肯定潛水活動等同於協助打造哥哥的歸宿

386
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,323
那個…

387
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,825
不好意思,我就不參加了

388
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,827
畢竟我也沒有準備泳裝

389
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,413
不介意的話可以穿我的備用泳裝

390
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,331
我這邊也有

391
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,833
我很感謝兩位的好意

392
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,543
對喔

393
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,212
畢竟尺寸不合嘛

394
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,092
這個人到底在幹嘛?

395
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,302
我說伊織

396
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,386
你在幹嘛啊

397
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,721
不能這樣嗎?

398
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,680
糟糕

399
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,600
我得在表面上扮演好兄控的角色

400
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,227
哥哥大人也真是的

401
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,146
小心我殺了你喔

402
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,606
糟糕,講出真心話了

403
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:45,778
不過哥哥大人說的沒錯
兩位表姊的泳裝對栞來說有些…

404
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,237
是嗎

405
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,197
也是啦

406
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,324
奈奈華的再怎麼說都不可能合吧

407
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:56,121
我的泳裝…尺寸…或許可以…

408
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,874
沒關係啦

409
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,459
以後還會繼續長的

410
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,252
請不要安慰我了

411
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,714
栞就待在這觀看哥哥大人的英姿吧

412
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:06,715
這樣啊

413
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,134
妳都這麼說了,那也不能勉強妳

414
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,135
等一下

415
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,012
收下我的禮物吧

416
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,104
呼叫野生的警察!

417
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,855
別報警啊,北原

418
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,777
放心吧,單純是你誤會了

419
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,529
這還沒有人穿過

420
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,407
萬一有人穿過我一定會害怕到渾身顫抖

421
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,867
請各位不要介意

422
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:37,538
栞能看見哥哥大人的英姿就已經足夠了

423
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,425
小栞,妳討厭海嗎?

424
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,054
雖然我不太常下海

425
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,682
但我認為海是個充滿魅力非常迷人的地方

426
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,811
真是顧慮對方感受的聰明回答呢

427
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,312
不,不是的

428
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:06,400
就是因為這樣
我才覺得妳應該潛一次看看

429
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,360
這話是什麼意思呢

430
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,738
對聰明的孩子來說是很珍貴的

431
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,575
能置身於大自然之中讓大腦放空的時間

432
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,328
要是覺得他們看起來很開心的話
妳也可以試試看

433
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,873
潛水

434
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,710
帶哥哥大人回去對我來說更重要

435
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,630
況且說他們看起來很開心…

436
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:42,561
栞也想試試看

437
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,355
那妳就和我一起潛水吧

438
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,358
不,栞要和哥哥大人一起

439
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,778
可是我現在還在考試耶

440
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,989
我會盡量讓伊織待在妳身邊的

441
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,783
我明白了

442
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,995
這絕對不是因為覺得
哥哥他們看起來好像很開心

443
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,789
絕對不是因為這樣

444
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,458
我會幫妳調整浮力,放心吧

445
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,250
是

446
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,262
這就是大海中的景色啊

447
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,932
可能是因為之前下了一場雨

448
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,267
水質看起來沒有那麼清澈

449
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,275
但是

450
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,695
明明和人在一起卻聽不見聲音

451
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,533
也不必顧慮講話時的言詞

452
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,077
這種不可思議的時間

453
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,538
或許真的非常珍貴呢

454
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:45,916
那麼

455
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,209
為了歡迎小栞

456
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,169
還有慶祝伊織考到執照

457
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,171
乾杯!

458
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,591
這下你就是獨當一面的開放水域潛水員了

459
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,886
要不是因為感冒這根本輕而易舉啦

460
00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,430
雖然你在控制中性浮力時搞砸了

461
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,683
小栞,妳覺得怎麼樣?

462
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,936
那個…感覺像在味噌湯裡面游泳一樣

463
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,272
因為海中也有海藻嘛

464
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,149
而且之前才下過一場雨

465
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,317
本來應該會更澄澈的

466
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,154
不過這是一段非常新鮮的體驗

467
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,905
太好了太好了

468
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,452
那杯烏龍茶是可燃性的

469
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,913
褲子還在無意識中脫了一半

470
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,833
為了設法讓他盡快回去

471
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,002
待會還是找出他的成績單

472
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,254
向父親大人他們告密好了

473
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,220
哥哥大人也真是的

474
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,057
妳在幹嘛啊?

475
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,187
我來換衣服發現地上東西散落一地

476
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,229
正打算要整理

477
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,608
壁櫥終於垮掉了嗎

478
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,610
哥哥大人是來做什麼的呢

479
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,528
我過來找妳啊

480
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,155
有件事我有點在意

481
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,115
難道被他發現了?

482
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,993
妳其實

483
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,538
今天還有其他想去的地方吧?

484
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,372
什麼?

485
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,791
不,沒有這回事

486
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,210
是這樣就好

487
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,129
哥哥大人果然就是這麼遲鈍

488
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,965
您就是太愛操心了,哥哥大人

489
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,634
是嗎

490
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,346
栞也已經不是小孩子了

491
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,891
因為這類的事妳都不太敢說出口吧

492
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,601
沒有這回事啊

493
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,521
可是妳好像也還沒把
不想繼承旅館的事說出口吧

494
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,399
怎麼了?

495
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,778
您剛才說我不想繼承旅館?

496
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,655
我說妳啊

497
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,950
我不曉得妳到底把我想得有多笨

498
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,743
但這種事我好歹看得出來啦

499
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:48,747
雖然不太清楚妳喜歡的食物和衣服

500
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,625
但我畢竟是妳哥哥啊

501
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,514
你竟然知道栞在這裡

502
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,307
這種事很簡單啦

503
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,185
畢竟我是妳哥哥啊

504
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,647
哥哥

505
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,276
那麼請哥哥大人繼承家業吧

506
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,777
這我可不要

507
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:22,990
(生悶氣)

508
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,076
那麼栞,回去前和大家打聲招呼吧

509
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,619
再見

510
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,080
下次等海水清澈點的時候再來吧

511
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,791
怎麼了?

512
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:36,336
栞會乖乖回去所以哥哥大人也一起走吧

513
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,798
妳是打算直接把我監禁在老家吧

514
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,426
我最近會找時間回老家露個臉

515
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,719
妳今天就先回去吧

516
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:49,016
我還是覺得她和奈奈華一樣

517
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,475
什麼一樣?

518
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,687
獨自一人過來見離開家裡的哥哥

519
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,982
模仿他做的事情,在意他所處的環境

520
00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:00,736
這完全就是個兄控嘛

521
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,615
我是北原栞

522
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,119
我並沒有多喜歡自己的哥哥

523
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,370
不過

524
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,874
應該也沒有多討厭吧

525
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,467
想和你聊聊 想和你聊聊

526
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,302
想先了解你的所有一切

527
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,304
才聚一次就散那多無聊

528
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,014
都準備好續二三四攤了

529
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,682
隨著夜越深真心越明顯

530
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,476
讓我們潛得更深入一點

531
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,227
你的歷史 你的景色

532
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,687
解開一頁頁你的故事

533
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,981
再更靠近一點

534
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,441
你就是我的故事中的主打

535
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,151
明天就會忘記的這場相遇

536
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,527
保持未完成反而恰到好處

537
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,654
再多展現內在

538
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,365
口無遮攔 口無遮攔

539
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,241
有事要抱怨等酒醒後再說

540
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,285
現在就先珍惜這種感覺吧

541
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,746
為了不要留下悔恨

542
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:56,792
全心全力活在當下

543
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,502
你可以吧? 超越極限

544
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,253
不只通宵一路狂歡到中午

545
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,173
嗨起來!

546
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,050
總之先脫再說吧

547
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,427
讓我們赤誠相待

548
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:10,722
拿出彼此的人生來激盪交鋒

549
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,599
剛認識就將羞恥心秒丟一旁

550
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,184
好想暢談展露出的真實之心

551
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,978
Do It Now…

552
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:21,274
這是打破你我隔閡的魔法咒語

553
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,653
一旦習慣其實也沒什麼大不了

554
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,196
只要脫掉了衣服就不可思議地

555
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,281
酒變得更香話匣子也變得更開

556
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:30,700
Try It Now…

557
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:38,583
不知不覺心靈也隨著身體變得一絲不掛

558
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:49,970
(下一回 印象遊戲)

558
00:23:50,305 --> 00:24:50,688