1
00:00:09,439 --> 00:00:11,105
你马上要踏进异次元

2
00:00:11,105 --> 00:00:14,421
一个光怪陆离，还发人深省的次元

3
00:00:14,779 --> 00:00:18,556
一场幻想世界的奇妙之旅

4
00:00:18,798 --> 00:00:19,907
奇思妙想是前行的路标

5
00:00:19,907 --> 00:00:21,631
下一站，奇幻地带

6
00:00:23,177 --> 00:00:25,801
「奇异世纪」第二季 第十一集
「温柔之夜」

7
00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:28,935
-=THE LAST FANTASY=-
荣誉出品
本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业用途

8
00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:32,400
-=TLF字幕组=-
翻译&校对：powerwish

9
00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:40,074



10
00:00:49,071 --> 00:00:51,700
我说了，圣诞老人六点过来

11
00:00:51,804 --> 00:00:53,771
妈妈，我们走吧

12
00:00:54,825 --> 00:00:59,142
圣诞老人六点回来

13
00:01:13,248 --> 00:01:14,764
嘿，你让我六点半叫你

14
00:01:15,653 --> 00:01:16,368
到点了

15
00:01:20,425 --> 00:01:21,234
没错

16
00:01:22,034 --> 00:01:24,502
确实六点半了

17
00:01:25,429 --> 00:01:26,000
那么…

18
00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:26,900
那现在干嘛？

19
00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:27,996
变成驯鹿？

20
00:01:30,326 --> 00:01:31,245
能变就好了

21
00:01:33,616 --> 00:01:34,457
我想再喝一杯

22
00:01:36,569 --> 00:01:38,194
你还欠六杯酒、一份三明治的钱

23
00:01:38,194 --> 00:01:38,884
共3.80元

24
00:02:15,453 --> 00:02:19,957
你觉得世上为什么没有圣诞老人？

25
00:02:19,992 --> 00:02:21,959
什么意思？

26
00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:25,911
为何没有…在乎那群孩子的

27
00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,647
真正的圣诞老人？

28
00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,967
把我当什么了…哲学家？

29
00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,513
科文，知道你问题出在哪吗？

30
00:02:33,185 --> 00:02:34,990
满脑子圣诞传说

31
00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:36,772
你是个傻瓜吗？

32
00:02:37,878 --> 00:02:38,346
找你零钱

33
00:02:40,563 --> 00:02:42,543
我跟你赌…双倍，或全赔

34
00:02:42,543 --> 00:02:44,054
你以为这是哪？蒙特卡洛？

35
00:02:44,054 --> 00:02:45,552
赶紧吃完滚蛋

36
00:02:46,884 --> 00:02:50,888
我已经吃饱了

37
00:02:56,894 --> 00:02:58,395
你好，杰克酒馆

38
00:02:59,237 --> 00:03:00,008
不是，杰克不在

39
00:03:00,008 --> 00:03:00,695
我是布鲁斯

40
00:03:00,933 --> 00:03:01,899
稍等

41
00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:04,570
圣诞老鬼，再被我

42
00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:05,116
抓到一次

43
00:03:05,116 --> 00:03:06,345
我一定打断你双手

44
00:03:06,345 --> 00:03:07,310
齐肩打断

45
00:03:08,234 --> 00:03:09,157
快滚出去

46
00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:12,144
怎么了？

47
00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:15,513
没事，有个圣诞老人想偷东西

48
00:03:20,356 --> 00:03:21,879
非常感谢，布鲁斯

49
00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:08,944
求求你，圣诞老人

50
00:04:09,737 --> 00:04:11,471
我想要小马车和洋娃娃

51
00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,275
我想要玩具枪

52
00:04:14,055 --> 00:04:15,352
还有游戏小屋

53
00:04:16,270 --> 00:04:17,013
一套玩具兵

54
00:04:17,013 --> 00:04:17,596
城堡

55
00:04:18,232 --> 00:04:19,986
还有，求求你，圣诞老人

56
00:04:20,396 --> 00:04:22,119
给我爸爸一份工作

57
00:04:22,119 --> 00:04:23,677
请赐一只大火鸡

58
00:04:23,677 --> 00:04:25,230
端上圣诞餐桌

59
00:04:26,761 --> 00:04:29,059
这是亨利·科文先生，常年失业

60
00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,775
他每年都会扮演圣诞老人

61
00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:33,543
在百货公司最具美国特色

62
00:04:33,543 --> 00:04:35,645
最受欢迎的专区表演

63
00:04:36,178 --> 00:04:38,466
演绎礼物派送

64
00:04:40,355 --> 00:04:43,523
但很快，亨利·科文，圣诞代言人

65
00:04:44,155 --> 00:04:45,973
将走进一个不寻常的北极

66
00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,961
那是圣诞传奇色彩的一笔

67
00:04:49,107 --> 00:04:51,987
也是魔幻世界的一隅

68
00:04:53,038 --> 00:04:53,859
只存于这奇幻地带中

69
00:05:25,731 --> 00:05:28,734
你该瞧瞧我扮维修工的时候

70
00:05:30,736 --> 00:05:33,739
科文，你迟到了一小时！

71
00:05:33,774 --> 00:05:34,740
是吗？

72
00:05:34,775 --> 00:05:36,241
快，坐上你的宝座

73
00:05:36,742 --> 00:05:39,244
能不能别让孩子们失望了

74
00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:41,246
世上本就没有圣诞老人

75
00:05:41,281 --> 00:05:43,749
结果商场的圣诞老人还是酒鬼

76
00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:45,920
他更像红鼻子小鹿鲁道夫

77
00:05:46,396 --> 00:05:47,844
现在，快干活吧，圣诞老兄！

78
00:06:03,326 --> 00:06:03,997
你过去

79
00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:04,893
爬到他腿上

80
00:06:05,576 --> 00:06:06,512
去吧，他不会伤害你

81
00:06:06,512 --> 00:06:07,402
是吧，圣诞老人？

82
00:06:07,402 --> 00:06:08,447
你不会伤害我的小宝贝

83
00:06:09,222 --> 00:06:10,397
去吧，向他许愿！

84
00:06:12,329 --> 00:06:13,605
你叫什么，小伙子？

85
00:06:14,314 --> 00:06:16,281
珀西瓦·史密勒

86
00:06:16,591 --> 00:06:18,353
你要什么礼物，珀西瓦？

87
00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:20,025
改个新名字

88
00:06:20,025 --> 00:06:20,916
珀儿!

89
00:06:21,709 --> 00:06:23,763
我想应该…

90
00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:27,782
快看，老妈！

91
00:06:27,782 --> 00:06:29,777
圣诞老人喝醉了呢！

92
00:06:30,714 --> 00:06:31,899
你胆子可真大！

93
00:06:31,899 --> 00:06:33,095
你应该感到羞愧

94
00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:35,617
女士…我确实惭愧

95
00:06:36,421 --> 00:06:37,330
过来，珀西瓦

96
00:06:37,961 --> 00:06:38,940
我希望这事

97
00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,476
不会给你留下阴影

98
00:06:40,707 --> 00:06:41,130
酒鬼！

99
00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,380
有什么事吗，女士？

100
00:06:42,413 --> 00:06:43,909
有事，摊上大事了

101
00:06:44,474 --> 00:06:45,987
我再也不会光顾这家店了

102
00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,864
你们家的圣诞老人

103
00:06:47,864 --> 00:06:48,778
是臭水沟里找来的

104
00:06:50,759 --> 00:06:52,029
没事，淡定，回去工作

105
00:06:52,382 --> 00:06:53,812
请回各自岗位

106
00:06:58,465 --> 00:07:00,967
听着，贫民区来的「圣诞老人」先生

107
00:07:01,002 --> 00:07:02,969
既然离打烊时间也不长了

108
00:07:03,004 --> 00:07:05,472
我倍感殊荣地告诉你

109
00:07:05,507 --> 00:07:08,475
这里不再需要你的服务了

110
00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:09,476
到此为止！

111
00:07:09,511 --> 00:07:10,977
现在，给我出去！

112
00:07:11,978 --> 00:07:13,480
求之不得

113
00:07:13,515 --> 00:07:15,982
还有，那身寒酸的红衣服

114
00:07:16,017 --> 00:07:17,484
哪儿借的，还哪去

115
00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:20,487
免得醉酒后，被你蹭破了

116
00:07:20,522 --> 00:07:21,988
你这个醉鬼！

117
00:07:26,569 --> 00:07:27,942
真要谢谢你，丹迪先生

118
00:07:30,442 --> 00:07:33,599
喝酒这事，我的确无可辩驳

119
00:07:34,473 --> 00:07:36,504
请接受我的道歉

120
00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:39,240
我最近找不到

121
00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:45,514
发泄情绪的好办法

122
00:07:47,048 --> 00:07:52,018
要么借酒消愁，要么以泪洗面

123
00:07:52,053 --> 00:07:54,521
而喝酒的感觉更好

124
00:07:54,556 --> 00:07:56,022
请你离开好吗？

125
00:07:56,057 --> 00:07:57,524
对于我刚才的失态

126
00:07:57,559 --> 00:07:58,525
我并没有

127
00:07:58,530 --> 00:07:59,598
冒犯那位女士

128
00:08:00,622 --> 00:08:02,181
得有人提醒她，圣诞节

129
00:08:03,648 --> 00:08:06,786
不只是在商场过道里横冲直撞

130
00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,985
不停推开别人

131
00:08:09,298 --> 00:08:10,264
别，科文…

132
00:08:10,299 --> 00:08:12,266
得有人告诉她

133
00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:16,270
圣诞节是另一番景象，要更美好…

134
00:08:16,305 --> 00:08:21,275
更富足、美妙、真诚

135
00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:30,785
应该充满耐心、友爱、仁慈和同情

136
00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:33,287
这就是我本想告诉她的

137
00:08:33,322 --> 00:08:35,289
如果有机会的话

138
00:08:35,324 --> 00:08:36,791
呃，你还真会讲大道理

139
00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:37,391
科文先生

140
00:08:37,963 --> 00:08:39,806
作为结束语，你是否该

141
00:08:39,806 --> 00:08:41,091
告诉我们怎么做

142
00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:43,858
才算符合老黄历上的好习俗

143
00:08:43,858 --> 00:08:46,330
这可是承你好意

144
00:08:46,435 --> 00:08:47,902
给我们定的习俗啊

145
00:08:47,937 --> 00:08:48,903
我不知道

146
00:08:48,938 --> 00:08:52,106
该怎么说，丹迪先生

147
00:08:52,141 --> 00:08:54,609
我真的不知道

148
00:08:54,644 --> 00:08:56,110
我只知道

149
00:08:56,145 --> 00:08:59,614
我是个过时的、茫然的老古董

150
00:08:59,649 --> 00:09:01,115
来自另一个时代

151
00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:04,619
住在脏乱的出租公寓里

152
00:09:04,654 --> 00:09:05,620
那儿，满街都是

153
00:09:05,995 --> 00:09:08,688
食不果腹的孩子，衣衫褴褛的大人

154
00:09:09,284 --> 00:09:10,237
在那儿，平安夜里

155
00:09:10,237 --> 00:09:11,414
唯一能从烟囱中

156
00:09:11,414 --> 00:09:12,232
得到的东西

157
00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:13,967
就是更苦的日子

158
00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,423
拜托小点声好吗？

159
00:09:17,653 --> 00:09:18,163
你知道…

160
00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:20,334
我喝酒的另一个原因吗，丹迪先生？

161
00:09:20,735 --> 00:09:23,738
只有喝了酒，我在走出公寓时

162
00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:26,741
才会把这里当成北极

163
00:09:27,241 --> 00:09:31,746
孩子们是精灵，而我就是真正的

164
00:09:31,781 --> 00:09:37,000
送礼物给所有人的圣诞老人

165
00:09:38,252 --> 00:09:42,256
丹迪先生，我只希望圣诞节…

166
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,858
哪怕只有一次…

167
00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:48,663
我能看到那些已经失去希望

168
00:09:48,698 --> 00:09:50,665
失去梦想的人们出现在这里

169
00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:55,269
哪怕只有一次

170
00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,271
我能看到圣诞的温情

171
00:09:57,772 --> 00:09:59,774
能在世间传承

172
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,479
那就是我为什么要喝酒，丹迪先生

173
00:10:07,516 --> 00:10:09,984
也是我哭泣的原因

174
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:09,008
乔治，再来一杯吗？

175
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:10,341
看呐，圣诞老人！

176
00:11:10,341 --> 00:11:11,278
快看，圣诞老人

177
00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:11,732
进来吧

178
00:11:11,732 --> 00:11:13,314
别，快走开

179
00:11:13,314 --> 00:11:14,385
离这儿远点

180
00:11:14,385 --> 00:11:15,545
圣诞快乐

181
00:11:17,086 --> 00:11:18,052
这圣诞老人是酒鬼

182
00:13:01,555 --> 00:13:03,557
嘿，各位！

183
00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:05,559
嘿，孩子们！

184
00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:07,561
圣诞快乐啊，各位！

185
00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:10,564
嘿，孩子们！大家！

186
00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,566
圣诞快乐呀！

187
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,569
大家圣诞快乐！

188
00:13:15,604 --> 00:13:17,571
圣诞快乐！

189
00:13:24,478 --> 00:13:27,982
♪ 普世欢腾 ♪

190
00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:31,485
♪ 救主降临 ♪

191
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:37,992
♪ 大地迎君王 ♪

192
00:13:38,492 --> 00:13:43,998
♪ 惟愿众心静候 ♪

193
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:48,002
♪ 诸天万物齐唱 ♪

194
00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:51,005
♪ 诸天万物齐唱 ♪

195
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,008
♪ 诸天… ♪

196
00:13:54,508 --> 00:13:56,010
这是怎么回事？

197
00:13:56,045 --> 00:13:59,513
你怎么就这么闯进来

198
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,415
打断平安夜弥撒

199
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,275
佛罗伦斯修女，上周四以来我滴酒未沾

200
00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:06,159
就像福音书一样真切

201
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,431
我发誓

202
00:14:10,466 --> 00:14:12,633
我亲眼看见

203
00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:15,636
圣诞老人正沿路走来

204
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:18,139
给每人带来最想要的礼物

205
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:21,142
他是真正的，真诚善良的圣诞老人

206
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:23,144
圣诞快乐，先生们

207
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,146
你们想要什么

208
00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:26,647
作圣诞礼物呢，先生们？

209
00:14:26,886 --> 00:14:27,543
你说，伯特？

210
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,252
我很想要只新烟斗

211
00:14:29,252 --> 00:14:30,626
看我能否为你效劳

212
00:14:31,075 --> 00:14:32,010
来，你的新烟斗

213
00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:33,579
你要什么？

214
00:14:33,579 --> 00:14:34,288
我想要件毛衣

215
00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:35,449
毛衣…多大的？

216
00:14:35,449 --> 00:14:36,344
没关系

217
00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:40,161
哦，太感谢了

218
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:42,163
能给我件抽烟时穿的夹克吗？

219
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:43,664
烟民夹克，附加烟斗

220
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,166
看我能不能找到

221
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,667
这是你要的夹克

222
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,170
你从哪弄来这么多礼物？

223
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:50,171
佛罗伦斯修女

224
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,372
别让我解释

225
00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:53,875
我跟别人一样一头雾水

226
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:56,878
我只知道，我捡到了圣诞老人的礼物袋

227
00:14:56,913 --> 00:14:57,879
能给所有人带来

228
00:14:57,914 --> 00:14:59,881
他们最想要的圣诞礼物

229
00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:01,883
只要我把手放进去

230
00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:02,719
就能拿出想要的

231
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,387
佛罗伦斯修女，送你件新衣裳怎样？

232
00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:09,391
她回来时

233
00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:11,893
把这礼物给她

234
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:22,703
谢谢

235
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:24,705
要瓶葡萄酒

236
00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:33,714
圣诞快乐呀，警官，圣诞快乐

237
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:34,715
你叫什么？

238
00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:36,717
亨利·科文…是吗？

239
00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:40,221
也许该叫圣诞老人，我也糊涂了

240
00:15:41,102 --> 00:15:42,220
科文，是吧？你喝醉了？

241
00:15:42,602 --> 00:15:43,543
当然，我沉醉于…

242
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,395
佳节传统再现

243
00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:46,809
昔日气氛再临

244
00:15:46,809 --> 00:15:49,857
在平安夜的魔幻奇迹中，享乐正酣

245
00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:52,420
被快乐和喜悦冲昏了头脑

246
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,875
是的，长官，我是醉了

247
00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:58,684
很快就好

248
00:15:58,806 --> 00:15:59,592
你有购物收据吗？

249
00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:00,729
收据？

250
00:16:00,729 --> 00:16:01,839
你应该有收据啊

251
00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:03,481
没有

252
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:05,430
佛罗伦斯修女

253
00:16:06,081 --> 00:16:07,347
能否把赃物收起来

254
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:08,451
集中堆到那边？

255
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:09,331
我稍后会物归原主

256
00:16:09,331 --> 00:16:10,552
等我查明失主之后

257
00:16:11,557 --> 00:16:12,296
跟我走，圣诞先生

258
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:13,952
紧跟着你，长官

259
00:16:13,952 --> 00:16:15,650
不必担心，先生们

260
00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:17,732
这事说来话长

261
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,485
长官，让我告诉你事情经过

262
00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:24,823
我那会儿在杰克酒馆喝酒

263
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:27,622
我到那时正好下午四点半

264
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,356
如我所说，长官

265
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,375
我到酒馆时大概是四点半

266
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,102
四点半到五点之间，年夜酒的时间

267
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,036
杰克不在，只有布鲁斯在

268
00:16:37,036 --> 00:16:37,943
我认识布鲁斯，嗯

269
00:16:38,878 --> 00:16:40,345
我们到了

270
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,346
您先请

271
00:16:41,381 --> 00:16:42,347
我要了份三明治

272
00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:43,848
但没吃完

273
00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:45,350
我正想说…

274
00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:51,249
他来了，人齐了，东西也齐了

275
00:16:51,284 --> 00:16:52,450
你也在啊

276
00:16:52,485 --> 00:16:55,453
很高兴再次见到你，丹迪先生

277
00:16:55,488 --> 00:16:56,755
可不，我也很高兴看到

278
00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:59,758
我们失意的「圣诞老人」又重操旧业了

279
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,260
你觉得他是否得判十年？

280
00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:03,261
十年？

281
00:17:03,296 --> 00:17:04,763
情况不妙啊，科文

282
00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:06,664
当然，可以减刑几个月

283
00:17:06,699 --> 00:17:08,666
如果你供出剩下的赃物在哪

284
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,169
他连着送了两小时东西

285
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,670
他肯定有一满仓的赃物

286
00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:14,372
难得你提到这个

287
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,373
但事实有一点点…

288
00:17:15,408 --> 00:17:17,375
不同吧

289
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:18,877
听着，你这个蟊贼罗宾汉

290
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:22,380
这么贵的东西，一偷一大把

291
00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:23,882
这可不是一点点不同啊

292
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:24,883
不过我可以告诉你，科文

293
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,386
我对整件事一点都不惊讶

294
00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:31,389
我能从你眼中看出贼光

295
00:17:31,424 --> 00:17:33,892
当我第一眼看到你…

296
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:36,895
看来

297
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,396
你惹上…

298
00:17:38,431 --> 00:17:40,398
麻烦了，丹迪先生

299
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:41,399
袋里取出的

300
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,902
时而礼物，时而垃圾

301
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,304
我看到时，取出的是礼物

302
00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:48,807
不管他们要什么，科文都能满足

303
00:17:48,842 --> 00:17:51,309
应有尽有，玩具、礼品、奢侈品

304
00:17:51,344 --> 00:17:52,811
承认吧，科文

305
00:17:52,846 --> 00:17:54,312
哦，我承认，确实是

306
00:17:54,347 --> 00:17:56,314
但是在我看来，问题的关键是

307
00:17:56,349 --> 00:17:59,317
我们怎么处理这个神奇袋子

308
00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:02,921
我建议，你把这烂摊子收拾完走人

309
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:07,025
弗拉迪警官，你该知道自己的职责

310
00:18:07,132 --> 00:18:09,621
我认为，这应该显而易见…

311
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,138
到底是一袋子垃圾

312
00:18:12,138 --> 00:18:14,619
还是一箱子赃物

313
00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:18,467
丹迪先生，请相信我

314
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:19,545
就像科文说的

315
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:21,877
我们正面对超自然现象

316
00:18:22,608 --> 00:18:23,511
那你的意思是

317
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:25,995
我们只需要请科文先生

318
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:28,632
为我们念一段咒语

319
00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:29,241
就可以了

320
00:18:30,072 --> 00:18:31,696
那好，开始吧，科文

321
00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:34,665
我想要一瓶樱桃白兰地

322
00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:36,020
1903年陈酿版

323
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:38,882
噢，好年份

324
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:40,523
而你，弗拉迪警官

325
00:18:40,523 --> 00:18:43,272
你竟敢让我耗在这里

326
00:18:43,272 --> 00:18:45,236
在一年中最忙的时候

327
00:18:45,236 --> 00:18:47,197
就为了看满袋子的垃圾？

328
00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:47,997
丹迪先生…

329
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,209
对不起，先生们

330
00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:53,972
祝二位圣诞快乐！

331
00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:04,983
「致丹迪先生，圣诞老人赠」

332
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,985
给你，丹迪先生

333
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,987
你该喝一杯

334
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:15,093
这是送你的，漂亮黄毛衣

335
00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:16,094
我要个玩具

336
00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,596
我准备了好玩的玩具给你

337
00:19:18,631 --> 00:19:20,598
我想要个电动火车头

338
00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:22,100
电动火车头？柴油的还是蒸汽的？

339
00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:23,101
都行

340
00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:23,902
给你

341
00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:24,903
我要个洋娃娃

342
00:19:24,938 --> 00:19:26,404
你想要洋娃娃

343
00:19:26,439 --> 00:19:27,906
金发，还是黑发

344
00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:29,407
金发！

345
00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:30,408
这个正好

346
00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:31,910
我也要玩具，好吗

347
00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:34,913
噢，给你准备了一个

348
00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:37,015
就这个，乖宝贝

349
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,517
送你一支棒球棒

350
00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:41,519
还有，你的玩具狗

351
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:43,021
谢谢

352
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,522
还有棒球手套

353
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,029
祝所有人圣诞快乐！

354
00:20:07,545 --> 00:20:10,048
今年圣诞你没有礼物吗？

355
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,051
我觉得，我过了一个最快乐的圣诞节

356
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,553
有史以来最好的

357
00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:16,754
但你没有礼物

358
00:20:16,789 --> 00:20:19,257
你自己一样礼物也没有

359
00:20:20,258 --> 00:20:25,263
你要知道，我想不出该要什么

360
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:29,767
我猜，我最想要的是…

361
00:20:29,802 --> 00:20:32,770
做个史上最棒的礼物派送人

362
00:20:34,006 --> 00:20:34,840
从某种意义上说

363
00:20:36,072 --> 00:20:37,295
我今晚做到了

364
00:20:39,512 --> 00:20:45,984
如果一定要份礼物的话

365
00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:50,488
我希望每年都能像今天这样

366
00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:52,195
也算是份礼物吧

367
00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:52,883
不是吗，伯特？

368
00:20:53,422 --> 00:20:53,961
嗯，当然算

369
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,296
愿主保佑你，伯特

370
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:57,520
祝你圣诞快乐

371
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,009
也祝你圣诞快乐，圣诞老人

372
00:21:00,529 --> 00:21:02,826
再次感谢这夹克和烟斗

373
00:21:03,481 --> 00:21:04,076
别客气

374
00:22:04,697 --> 00:22:06,664
我们已经等你好久啦

375
00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:08,666
圣诞爷爷

376
00:22:11,169 --> 00:22:12,670
噢，不会吧

377
00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:14,672
你听见我说的了吗？

378
00:22:14,707 --> 00:22:17,675
我说我们已经等很久了

379
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,177
圣诞爷爷

380
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,687
我们有整整一年的活要忙

381
00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:32,190
为明年圣诞做准备

382
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,191
来吧

383
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,693
准备好了吗？

384
00:22:36,194 --> 00:22:37,695
嗯，好了

385
00:22:49,407 --> 00:22:51,409
你回家吗，弗拉迪警官？

386
00:22:51,444 --> 00:22:53,911
是啊，丹迪先生，你呢？

387
00:22:53,946 --> 00:22:55,913
我也回家，弗拉迪警官

388
00:22:55,948 --> 00:22:58,916
今天是我所过的

389
00:22:58,951 --> 00:22:59,917
最难忘的平安夜

390
00:23:11,429 --> 00:23:13,431
弗拉迪…

391
00:23:13,466 --> 00:23:15,933
我敢发誓，我…

392
00:23:15,968 --> 00:23:16,934
你看见了吗？

393
00:23:17,435 --> 00:23:18,436
我觉得我看见了

394
00:23:18,471 --> 00:23:19,437
你看见什么了？

395
00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:21,439
我觉得不该跟你说

396
00:23:21,474 --> 00:23:23,941
那样，你会告我执勤时喝酒

397
00:23:23,976 --> 00:23:25,943
说吧，没事，你看见什么了？

398
00:23:25,978 --> 00:23:27,445
那是科文，丹迪先生

399
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,947
栩栩如生，坐在驯鹿雪橇里

400
00:23:29,982 --> 00:23:31,449
身旁坐着小精灵

401
00:23:31,949 --> 00:23:33,451
正驶向天际

402
00:23:33,486 --> 00:23:35,453
很像他…

403
00:23:35,488 --> 00:23:36,954
是吗，丹迪先生？

404
00:23:39,457 --> 00:23:43,461
弗拉迪，你最好去我家

405
00:23:43,496 --> 00:23:46,464
我们一起喝点咖啡

406
00:23:46,499 --> 00:23:49,467
再品点白兰地

407
00:23:49,502 --> 00:23:51,469
我们还要…

408
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:57,475
感谢上苍赐予的神迹，弗拉迪

409
00:24:00,478 --> 00:24:03,981
敬告当下所有的天真孩童、智慧长者

410
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,369
不管是为童年烦恼，还是为养老担忧

411
00:24:06,369 --> 00:24:08,713
不管是蹒跚学步，刚出襁褓的孩子

412
00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:10,891
还是步履艰难，须发花白的老人

413
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:13,429
平安夜总会有魔法降临

414
00:24:13,429 --> 00:24:16,333
有股神奇力量，专为小人物准备

415
00:24:16,938 --> 00:24:19,089
简而言之，圣诞温情，最暖人心

416
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,752
祝各位圣诞快乐！

417
00:24:26,283 --> 00:24:26,774
罗德·瑟林

418
00:24:26,774 --> 00:24:28,272
「奇异世纪」的编剧

419
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:32,816
将在广告之后,带来下集精彩预告

420
00:24:35,047 --> 00:24:35,915
有请瑟林先生

421
00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:39,577
在美国，有样森然可怖的东西

422
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:40,912
叫做绞刑架

423
00:24:41,395 --> 00:24:43,547
下集，我们将目睹一位年轻人

424
00:24:43,547 --> 00:24:44,995
登上绞架，套起绞绳

425
00:24:44,995 --> 00:24:48,971
在生死一线间，无奈等待着

426
00:24:48,971 --> 00:24:51,766
脚下活板打开，脖子被绳绞断

427
00:24:52,463 --> 00:24:56,120
任身体归于无尽的黑暗

428
00:24:56,988 --> 00:24:58,274
下一集，「畏天悯人」

429
00:24:58,649 --> 00:24:59,613
谢谢收看，晚安

430
00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:11,491
<font color=#0080C0>TLF中文字幕站 http://sub.eastgame.org/
微博地址：http://t.sina.com.cn/tlfsubs
豆瓣小站：http://site.douban.com/127446/
谢谢观赏

431
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,330
这位是James Arness

432
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:35,199
奇幻地带与道奇镇

433
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,834
近在咫尺

434
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,303
「Gunsmoke」周六晚多台热播

434
00:25:40,305 --> 00:26:40,300
Do you want subtitles for any video?
-=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-