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你马上要踏进异次元

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一个光怪陆离，还发人深省的次元

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一场幻想世界的奇妙之旅

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奇思妙想

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下一站，奇幻地带

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哈尼卡的旧车！

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一路顺风，祝您健康

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火力够足吧？

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我们只是来看看

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尽管看吧

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我们绝不强求，年轻人

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尽情停留，仔细检查，慢慢考虑

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到处走走，随意查看，都别客气

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我们想要小轿车

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五百块左右，款式越新越好

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新款？

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你真是让我惊讶

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知道吗，你丈夫刚刚让我大吃一惊

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他只是…

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知道为什么吗？

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告诉你吧

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因为你居然听信

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那些街头巷尾

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关于新款车的傻瓜宣传

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他们想逼人买新款

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对吧？

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他们就爱这么做

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你知道这是为什么吗？

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因为他们诚实守法

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道德高尚不成？

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让我给你醒醒脑，年轻人

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他们之所以鼓吹新款

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是因为可以乘机捞一把

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他们追着你买新款

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是因为他们爱财胜于一切

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唯利是图

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无视情义

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一个个全掉钱眼里了

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根本不在乎人与人之间

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需要仗义和友谊

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我们买车只是为了方便

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能代步就行

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当然越新的款…

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新款？这样想你就大错特错了

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这样想就要出岔子了

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这想法把你带到死胡同

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谁要新款车呢

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那些破烂货不过是在

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流水线上拼凑起来

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镀了廉价合金

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装上尾箱，再套个愚蠢的品牌名

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毫无工艺可言

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不

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你们想买的车

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应该是经得起时间考验

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拥有可靠的优秀性能

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以及传统汽车的尊贵

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这才是你们要的车

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一辆38年的双门跑车

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坐进去，想上哪都行

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来去方便

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大家刚刚看到的是

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哈维·哈尼卡先生

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此人是推销能手，也是专业骗子

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自以为是，脑袋灵光，能说会道

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上帝造此人时可能开溜去酒吧小酌

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以至于忘了给他道德良心

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今晚还有其他人物会登场

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一个开着老款车的老人

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但老人和车，都非同寻常

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在接下来的故事中

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老人和他的车将让哈尼卡先生

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吃点苦头

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他们会略施法术

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让这位骗子先生

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一句假话也说不得

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他们从何而来，不甚明了

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但去向何方，我们却很清楚

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因为所有人，包括屏幕前的你

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正站在奇幻地带的入口

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你知道吗，这辆车的原型

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是马克二号战斗坦克

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开着它上高速路，别的车都要给你让道

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这个变速杆，以前是机关炮

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我直说吧

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这辆车正是为你们准备

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你们想要开走的…

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等等，我们…

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能先仔细看看吗？

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当然没问题！不妨进去坐坐

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感受下经典老款车的奢华气息

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看看以前的汽车制造工艺是如何精良

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来吧，年轻人，别客气

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姑娘，你也进来吧

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想坐多久都没问题

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坐进这样的车

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知道你还缺什么吗？

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就差烛光美酒了

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这样才配得上这车的格调

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进去好好感受下，我马上回来

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您好啊

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别套近乎，老先生

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托我看车的话

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按标准收费

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但要是卖车的话

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您可得容我笑上一会儿

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15块钱怎么样

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垃圾站顶多给你12块

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国立博物馆可能会多给两块钱

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这是辆好车

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我总觉得以前制造的汽车更精良

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老先生，这样的旧车

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所有人都想着

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尽快脱手

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老款车制造更精良，真可笑

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十年前，人们还不知道怎么造车呢

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现在只有新款车才卖的出去

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别管他们

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新车之所以销路顺畅

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是因为人们将智慧与汗水

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和生产流水线结合了

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但是你也别担心

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因为我喜欢你的脸

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你长得很像我爷爷

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愿他安息，他即使在垂暮之年

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也很看重尊严

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为救翻船落水的人而死

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我就25块钱收了吧

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也许要拆了它

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轮子、螺栓

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分类卖给收破烂的

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我吃点亏，就25吧

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25块？

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是的

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我确实需要点钱

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30块行吗？

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别挑战我的耐心

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你什么意思？

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我的意思是不二价

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就25了，成交

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来吧

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10块

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20块，25块

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好了

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接下来

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去那边的办公室

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带着你的汽车登记表

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拿着，哦，这不是汽车

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只能算运输工具

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好了，去吧

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不错吧？

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签名，盖印，一样不少，您是…

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哈尼卡

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车钥匙在这

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谢谢

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对了，哈尼卡先生

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还有件小事

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是关于这辆车的事

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请说

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这车被诅咒了

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诅咒？

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真的吗

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千真万确

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很厉害的诅咒

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从制造完成那刻起

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诅咒就开始了

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之前的每一任车主

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都可以作证

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不介意告诉我

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是怎么个诅咒法吧？

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在这里签名，要怎么解咒呢

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你自己会发现

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当然

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想要解咒的话

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你必须把车卖了

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好吧

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祝你愉快，哈尼卡先生

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和你做生意很愉快

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我也一样

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我想你会发现

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这辆车让你物超所值

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老爷子，你可冤枉我了

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收购了你这辆被诅咒的老爷车

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算是我日行一善

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你就接受现实，别唠叨了行不？

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接受现实吧

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不，哈尼卡先生

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你才应该接受现实

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而且不接受不行

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怎样？

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这车多少钱？

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这车不卖

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为什么？

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我不知道

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我们刚刚进去坐过

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你也一直怂恿我们买

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是啊，没错

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我现在不想怂恿你们买了

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这辆车就是堆破烂

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这车…

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这车没有断电器，没有活塞环

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没有火花塞

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而且漏油能漏出一条河来

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但是轮胎…

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也糟透了，底盘也折了

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我之前说它很能跑

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它确实能跑一个街区，然后就会歇火罢工

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修理费将会是

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这车买价的两倍

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而且基本上

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每月都要送修

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那还有别的车吗？

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别的车

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我…

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这里一辆像样的车都没有

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这地方早该关门了

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废铜烂铁遍地都是

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比垃圾场还要多

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你们现在应该

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去口碑好的店里看看

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买点真正想要，物有所值的东西

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但…不应该在这里买车就是了

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好的

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谢谢

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不客气

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等等

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没什么

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我们去看看卖电视的吧

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抱歉，老板，我迟到了

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我刚在垃圾场

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有辆34年的雪佛兰

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拆了四个轮胎钢圈

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老板，今天卖掉多少车？

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今天没什么人，挺安静

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厄夫，你肯定不信

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算了，说了你也不信

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把那辆埃塞克斯卖了怎么样

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我同意

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虽然那车根本开不了

246
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,610
价钱可以降到55块

247
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:54,479
就说是古董车，最后一辆

248
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,614
看啊

249
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,049
你怎么老是不盖引擎盖

250
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,617
跟你说多少遍了

251
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,852
引擎生锈了，不能让人看到

252
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:04,022
这辆车的噱头是载过参加

253
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:07,292
第一次马恩河战役的法国兵

254
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,095
听着，厄夫，我…

255
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,334
我想在那辆车上放个

256
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,937
「此车无保修单」的牌子

257
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,307
而且你最好

258
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,010
把两边引擎盖都打开

259
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,812
让人看清引擎状态

260
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,481
你是想卖车还是留着当传家宝？

261
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,749
怎么了？

262
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,986
我看上去不正常吗？

263
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,854
你晚饭吃错什么了？

264
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,155
才没有

265
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,591
肯定是我自己的心理暗示

266
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,493
那辆老爷车是一个老家伙卖给我的

267
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:43,095
真是个老疯子

268
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,463
神神叨叨地说了半天

269
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,764
说车被诅咒了

270
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,400
多可笑啊，被诅咒了

271
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,935
但我居然傻傻的

272
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,903
站那听他说了半天

273
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,573
当时真该打个电话

274
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:58,744
让精神病院给他留个房间

275
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,680
亲爱的，是我

276
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,915
听我说，宝贝

277
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,218
今晚我可能要晚点回来

278
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,220
我们在清点存货呢

279
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:11,223
我说了，要清点存货

280
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,526
今晚我会去…

281
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,796
和朋友们打打牌

282
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:21,767
而且上个月我说清理存货的时候

283
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,802
我其实也在和朋友打牌

284
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,004
你说什么？

285
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,506
亲爱的，别听我瞎说！

286
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,541
这太扯了，我肯定是哪里不对劲

287
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,044
说实话，我今晚其实是要去

288
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:36,782
和朋友们打牌

289
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:37,849
怎么回事？

290
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,351
我是不是疯了？

291
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,653
完全控制不了自己要说什么

292
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,855
完全控制不了…

293
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,257
厄夫

294
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,426
我麻烦大了

295
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,661
我之前跟你说的老家伙

296
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,464
他说那车被诅咒了

297
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,899
他说的没错

298
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,768
谁拥有了这辆车就必须说实话

299
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,403
厄夫你听到了吗

300
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,806
还有什么比这更可怕？

301
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,575
我，哈维·哈尼卡

302
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,079
从现在起，只要那辆车还在我名下

303
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:10,716
我就必须说实话

304
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:27,399
老板，你要的牌子

305
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,900
好的

306
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,770
我知道有销售淡季

307
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,740
但事实是这里要倒闭了

308
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,811
厄夫，我妻子不理我了

309
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,080
老板，你该担心的不止这个

310
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,549
三天来一辆车都没卖出去

311
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,984
我知道

312
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,387
昨天下午那个老太太

313
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,489
想买那辆旧奥本

314
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,291
你怎么会张口就告诉顾客

315
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,127
那车再过一年

316
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,830
就基本会散架？

317
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,099
老板，说实话也要有个度！

318
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,969
厄夫，我…

319
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,274
我以前也这么想

320
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,078
我不想给你添事，老板

321
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,046
但是我加薪这事

322
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,248
加薪？

323
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,716
这已经是第六个月了

324
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,918
我不想拿这事烦你，但你保证过

325
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,087
六个月内如果我卖掉三辆车

326
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,422
你就会…

327
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,223
是啊，当然

328
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,026
当时我…

329
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,228
你要是能从我这多拿一分钱

330
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,631
那肯定是太阳打西边出来

331
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,633
所有在这工作过的傻瓜

332
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,669
从来到走拿的工资都是一样的

333
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,805
我只不过一直拿加薪引诱你们

334
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,607
直到你们明白后走人

335
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,644
厄夫

336
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,213
你要是想加薪

337
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,315
机会就像

338
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,920
大海捞针一般渺茫

339
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,957
这样做我比你更不好受

340
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,692
才不是

341
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:05,030
这样才会让你比我更不好受

342
00:16:19,298 --> 00:16:23,369
{\i1}「无保修单　部分破损」{\r}

343
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,202
请问尊姓大名

344
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,670
卢瑟·格林布力

345
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,205
老实人卢瑟

346
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,342
从政30年，正准备竞选市议员

347
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,278
第13选区，你可能听说过我

348
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,479
很高兴见到您

349
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,915
对经典旧车感兴趣？

350
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,149
很美，对吧？

351
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,618
也不一定

352
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,354
一口吞下12粒阿司匹林，闭上眼

353
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,189
可能会觉得它美

354
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,625
但在清醒状态下看

355
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,759
这就是堆废铁

356
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,394
各部件状态怎么样？

357
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,064
这辆车啊，那可是…

358
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,433
汽缸开裂了

359
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,035
汽缸开裂？

360
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,169
是的，开裂了

361
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,171
还有呢？

362
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,207
你自己看吧

363
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,243
仔细看看这轮胎

364
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,711
被子弹射过

365
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,480
的确

366
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,315
应该能撑个几年

367
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,416
但撑不长

368
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,684
几年？

369
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,787
还没散架已经不错了

370
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,591
那么…你卖多少钱呢？

371
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,626
这个

372
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,462
如果真有傻瓜想要买辆破车

373
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,298
就为了开开玩笑

374
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,067
50块怎么样？

375
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,335
50块！

376
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,003
好吧，60呢

377
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,772
30块怎么样？

378
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,407
你还是不明白

379
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,476
这辆车就是一堆废铁拼凑起来

380
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,447
废铁？

381
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,882
你这小人

382
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,184
你个聪明的混蛋

383
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,587
说的都是大实话

384
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,488
汽车营销各种手段我都见过

385
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,823
各种手段

386
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,992
但是你真是够机灵啊

387
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,461
想对我用反向心理学是吧？

388
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,029
说反话是吧？

389
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,031
你看人真准啊

390
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,167
你知道我想要对吧？

391
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,568
你个小恶魔！

392
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,970
你看出来我想要了

393
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,237
这样吧

394
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,173
25块，我买了

395
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,376
好政客都开老爷车

396
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,312
让选民觉得你清廉又亲民

397
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,381
25块！

398
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,516
22块5怎么样？

399
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,851
什么？

400
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,953
我才看到挡泥板上的凹陷

401
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:48,526
这车22块5卖我，不带附加条件

402
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,630
附加条件？

403
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,433
小子，有什么条件就趁早说

404
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,102
我喜欢事先了解清楚

405
00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:01,840
当然22块5一辆车，还有…

406
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,009
还有什么？

407
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,746
呃…这车被诅咒了

408
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,514
诅咒？

409
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,017
这车被诅咒了？

410
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,288
原来被诅咒了啊

411
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,992
你真是我见过最聪明的小子了

412
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,329
你可以考虑从政

413
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,563
诅咒？

414
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,665
是的

415
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,433
怎么个诅咒法？

416
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:33,071
谁拥有它谁就必须说实话

417
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:37,442
谁拥有它谁就必须说实话？

418
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,177
是啊，大实话

419
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:42,247
除非把车卖掉，否则必须一直说实话

420
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,587
那这辆车什么价钱？

421
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,855
也就是堆废铁

422
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,490
老得不行了

423
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,260
车尾损坏，没有变速器，没有车轴

424
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,395
还被子弹打穿过

425
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,164
你被诅咒了，对吧？

426
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,566
你必须说实话，是吗？

427
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,934
是的

428
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,270
之前并不是什么营销手段

429
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,505
你只是必须说实话而已

430
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,240
你觉得这车怎么样？

431
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,110
它除了被诅咒

432
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,380
好歹也…是个谈资啊

433
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,781
对于别人，也许吧

434
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:20,151
但是我老实人卢瑟可不行

435
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,353
小子，我可是政客

436
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,589
如果哪天

437
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,258
我要开始说实话了

438
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,593
我的老天！

439
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,195
知道吗？

440
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:33,765
我可就再也做不了政治演讲了

441
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,702
议员办公室肯定也呆不下去

442
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,371
你倒不如把这车

443
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,674
卖给瑞安，12区的市议员

444
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,543
他这辈子一句实话都没说过

445
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,912
或者市长本人！

446
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,814
没错吧？

447
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,150
那干脆卖给这家伙好了

448
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,486
谁？他？

449
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,788
这主意不坏

450
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,257
如果能让他说实话

451
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,993
那可就是有史以来最大的恶作剧了

452
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,965
是吗

453
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,568
为什么不呢？

454
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,203
天哪

455
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,005
那真的是…

456
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,713
哈尼卡先生，你很有说服力

457
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,082
但是你为何这么做

458
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,650
不必多虑

459
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,253
我不想骗你，这辆车是25块钱收购的

460
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:32,023
不过是原价卖出，就这么告诉你老板

461
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,538
哈尼卡先生，我们接受您的价钱

462
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,206
25美元是吗

463
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:49,474
25美元

464
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:50,608
文件都在这

465
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,110
这是卖据

466
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,512
产权转移表和登记表

467
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,081
让你老板在每张上面签个名

468
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,284
我可以代他签字…

469
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:02,687
不行，你老板必须亲手签名，明白吗？

470
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,089
老板，必须亲手签名

471
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,625
你是想留着当纪念吗？

472
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,595
是的，差不多

473
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,298
好的，我去问问

474
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,445
签好了

475
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,113
钱在这里

476
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:30,315
25美元

477
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:31,783
你真是走运啊

478
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,319
这个宣传可是值大钱的

479
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,787
知道吗？

480
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:38,089
只要告诉你们国家的人

481
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,691
我们美国人

482
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:41,659
开的都是这种车

483
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,362
告诉他们

484
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,564
这些复印件是你的，这些留在我这

485
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,199
好啦

486
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,202
你老板现在是这辆车的新主人了

487
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,171
一路顺风，兄弟

488
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,240
一路顺风

489
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,845
终于熬到头了

490
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,815
转卖签名弄到手了

491
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,584
尼基塔·赫鲁晓夫

492
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,455
长途电话局？

493
00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:13,157
接线员，如果本国公民

494
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有重要情报…

495
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呃

496
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:22,967
如果这有可能影响到美国的对外政策

497
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:28,072
我想知道的是

498
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:32,510
我能和肯尼迪总统谈谈吗？

499
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,048
不可能？

500
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:39,183
不靠谱，异想天开的故事？

501
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,719
也许吧，但是下次买车时

502
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,254
如果有辆车像是

503
00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,757
经历过马恩河战役

504
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,960
而且推销员不惜赔本也要卖给你

505
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,562
那你在老板面前可要留神

506
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,464
说起你祖母葬礼的事

507
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,701
因为你其实是在体育场看比赛

508
00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:59,137
这辆由奇幻地带

509
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,772
独家制造经销的老车

510
00:24:02,906 --> 00:24:05,410
会让你实话实说

511
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:12,750
「奇异世纪」的编剧，罗德·瑟林

512
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,752
广告之后

513
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:18,489
将为您预告下集内容

514
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,591
有请瑟林先生

515
00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:23,795
下周的故事主题为「入侵者」

516
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,830
由Richard Matheson执笔

517
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,566
你将看到Agnes Moorehead

518
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,668
如何对抗入侵者的

519
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,137
紧张刺激的故事

520
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,407
下集故事邀请所有科幻迷

521
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,910
或是惊悚迷

522
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:42,747
跟随我们进入惊恐之地

523
00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:55,472
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