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你马上要踏进异次元

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一个光怪陆离，还发人深省的次元

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一场幻想世界的

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奇妙之旅

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奇思妙想是前行的路标

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下一站，奇幻地带

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「奇异世纪」第二季 第十九集
「奇才异能」

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-=TLF字幕组=-
翻译&校对：断桥残雪

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在美国文化中，社区酒吧独树一帜

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从左到右依次为：业主安东尼·奥图尔

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每杯酒都斟得分毫不多

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不折不扣的和事佬

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中立派

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约瑟夫·卡拉汉，私彩庄家

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眼里只有带输赢

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和赔率的体育项目

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最关心的是垒上有人时

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投手和捕手间的互动

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而这个大活人正是匿名下注者

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把房租用来

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赌马、赌拳击或是赌骰子

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会将失利的挫败感发泄到

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任何他拳脚够得着的

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酒吧同僚身上

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卢瑟·丁格尔，吸尘器推销员

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销售业绩

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少得可怜

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而且各方面都很失败

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但却是很好的聆听者

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别这样，卡拉汉

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我才不会为争议球付钱

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三名裁判认定他「出局」

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我也说是「出局」

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六万名观众也说是「出局」

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最后比分3-0，道奇队一分未得

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胜负几率相等

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只是你押的道奇队输了

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你欠我五美元

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球碰到他时，是界外球

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所以不算「出局」

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谁能保证垒上没人？

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击出一垒安打就能得分

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就是那样，而且

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你只不过是冒牌的庄家

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是吗？我劝你收回那句话

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卡拉汉，早就警告过你

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再在这动粗

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我会好好修理你

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让你余生就靠

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输液过日子

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干嘛针对我？怎么不说说闹事者？

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你眼前坐着的可是

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西方世界的头号骗子

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从登普西和坦尼拳击赛那时起
他父亲就欠我父亲钱

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是吗？

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也是因为判罚争议

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你看过坦尼打拳击吗？

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裁判故意放慢倒数

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那家伙被击倒

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你都可以喝罐啤酒

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找人聊几句

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再坐回你的位子

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而裁判还没数完

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我问你，你怎么看？

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问你呢，你觉得呢？

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问我？

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是的，就是你

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你有看昨晚的比赛吗？

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看见争议球了吧

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第九局，都克·史耐德上场

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两人出局，一、二垒有人

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裁判真是眼瞎了

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把界外球判成出局，看了吗？

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是的，事实上

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我昨晚确实有看比赛

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出色的防守战

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棒球发明者看了也会高兴

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别管什么发明者

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我在询问你的看法

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是界外球还是出局？

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在我看来，球落在了界内

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因此，从地上弹起

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碰到跑垒者时

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按规则，很明显跑垒者出局了

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是你要问的，现在满意了吧

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当然，你懂的

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你在说我是骗子

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我是个理智之人

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我再给你一次机会

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是界外球…

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还是出局？

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经过深思熟虑…

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你怎么老是打丁格尔？

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上周你打了他，上上周也是

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真让人看不下去

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这家伙老和我作对

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被人说成骗子

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我必须捍卫自身荣誉

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你的荣誉？

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你从脚底

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到头发梢

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都没有一丝一毫

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荣誉可言

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你死后

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也不会有体面的下葬

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我是骗子？

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你要相信我，我是骗子吗？

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丁格尔，你就…

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不能不表态吗？

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我是骗子吗？

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你干嘛不告诉他？

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等等，别过来

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你是认真的吗？

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这两位隐形人是外星来客

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他们将会改变卢瑟·丁格尔的命运

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留给他一个

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空前绝后的传奇

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很快，这位常年苦瓜脸的出气包

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这位不曾享有人生美景的小人物

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会前往

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神秘莫测的

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奇幻地带小踱

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这人对棒球一无所知

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谁若是觉得

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费城队那年

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能得冠军

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那就是疯了

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你确定我们是隐形的？

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毫无疑问

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真希望他们是隐形的

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你不必回答

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你不必回答

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就因为他不喜欢费城队…

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让我告诉他

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你自己有脑子，对吗？

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你有自己的看法

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你怎么看1953年的费城队？

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费城队…1953年？

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没错

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没错，1953年费城队

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你见过这么弱智的生物吗？

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只有一个脑袋

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典型的地球人

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不尽然，中间那个

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肉体受到伤害

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或许正是我们要找的人

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什么意思？

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嘘，我正在接收他的电波

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他叫丁格尔，十足的懦夫

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肌肉少于地球人的最低标准

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定性为「低体格」

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看来我们找到实验对象了

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你要给他额外的力量？

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找不到比他更弱的人

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他会是很好的实验对象

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给他11秒克原子量

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应该能让他比常人

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强壮三百倍

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是的，应该可以

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最好和实验中心联系下

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说我们找到实验对象了

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换言之，你认为

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罗宾·罗伯茨

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比克兰蒙·莱宾强？

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老实说

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他们两个都很优秀

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各方面都骑虎相当…

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得了，快选一个

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呃，罗伯茨？

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喂，最后一次

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你再动一次手

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就别想光顾这里了

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瞧瞧你都干了什么

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你怎么样，丁格尔？

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克兰蒙·莱宾无疑更胜一筹

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看见没？我只是让他

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想想清楚再说

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实验可以开始了

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给他力量

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怎么了，丁格尔？

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还好吧？

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绝对是克兰蒙·莱宾

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丁格尔，听我一句

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这个世界满是

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遍地找揍的人

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无论他们选谁

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都一样

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想听听我的建议吗？

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想知道正确的应对方法吗？

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别开口，点头就好

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别人问你喜欢谁

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你就笑笑

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明白吗，丁格尔？

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怎么了？

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真奇怪

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奇怪什么？

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我…觉得滑稽

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滑稽？

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是啊

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不知道怎么回事

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你指什么？

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这个吸尘器

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轻如鸿毛

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不是机器有问题

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这本来就是市面上的最轻型号

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是的，如我所说

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这件轻便的优质产品

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定能减轻主妇的工作量

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让她们永葆青春

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但我不知道居然这么轻

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丁格尔，我一直觉得你是好人

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从没给我惹过麻烦

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但你为何突然弄坏前门？

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奥图尔先生，我也很迷惑

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困惑不解

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这扇门好像就是从我手中松开

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你又来了

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我爸爸不是说了

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你再来烦我们

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就会打断你的鼻子

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你说的对

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走错地方了

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我要去街对面

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这样可有点不礼貌了

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卖你的洗尘器去，可怜虫

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把球扔过来

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好吧，跑远点接球

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先生，你怎么能扔出那样的球？

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我不知道，真不知道…

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这是这么了？

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我到底是怎么了？

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出租车，谢谢

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请相信我

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我和你一样迷惑不解

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把手的质量大不如前

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哦，抱歉…

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打搅一下，小姐

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什么事？

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请别把我当成色情狂

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我绝对不是

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但你能回答我一个问题吗？

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要看什么问题

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我想说，你看我时

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就是粗略的看一眼

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我看起来不正常吗？

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完全没有

248
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除非你想在公园用那个东西

249
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哦，那个

250
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知道吗，几小时前我还在

251
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推销这些东西？

252
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,358
其实也就是做做样子

253
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我是很差劲的推销员

254
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上周

255
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,866
我只赚了89美分

256
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,368
卖掉一个附加装置

257
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一个内置喷嘴

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卖给一个酒鬼

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他以为是酒精探测棒

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我应该会被解雇

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但我并不担心那事

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你有兴趣听我说说

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我最担心的问题吗？

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说吧

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看好了

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看见没？

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现在，看这个

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嗨，我是新闻快报的记者

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你能再做一次吗？

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用石头吗？

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这是什么魔术？

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不是魔术

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换块石头

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让我拍照登报

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这个怎么样？

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卢瑟·丁格尔，20世纪的大力士

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丁格尔先生，若传闻是真的

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知道你在嘉年华巡演中

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能赚多少钱吗？

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丁格尔先生，这人是骗子

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你的未来是电视节目

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你是全美国男人

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愿望的集合体

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随处可见的路人

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能代表普通人的完美典范

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这是我们的企划书

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15分钟的短片

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简单展示一下你的力量

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就是谷物早餐、滋补品

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维生素片的完美宣传

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让我说

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你跟我的话

293
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只要稍加训练

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不出八个月，就可以

295
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和世界拳击冠军一决高下

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太可笑了

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围着丁格尔先生的人

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能让一下吗

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请让开

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摄像师过来，灯光师这里

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电视机前的朋友好

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我是贾森·埃伯纳西

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这里是「探访不寻常」栏目

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今天的特别人物是卢瑟·丁格尔先生

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如果目击者所言不虚

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他就是世界最强男人

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丁格尔先生

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能展示下

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你那所谓的超常力量吗？

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我很乐意

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奥图尔先生，你不介意吧

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别说笑了

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「禁酒令」废除至今

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我还从没挣过这么多

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请便，丁格尔先生

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首先，展示最简单的

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太棒了

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等等，丁格尔

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没听过「既往不咎」这个词吗？

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00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,014
太不可思议了

321
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,147
棒极了！

322
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,568
可以了吗？

323
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,445
真劣等

324
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,071
我们给了他三百人的力量

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却被他拿来做展示

326
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再给他半分钟

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然后收回力量

328
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,038
好主意

329
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,789
我们也该出发了

330
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,875
明天还要造访三个星球

331
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,044
有一个特别有趣

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只有女性

333
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现在，女士们

334
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女士们先生们

335
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最厉害的将是

336
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我徒手举起这幢房子

337
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,060
什么？举起房子？

338
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,811
办不到

339
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,313
我不相信

340
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我不知道

341
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,373
他看起来有点茫然

342
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,143
他就是个骗子

343
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真令人同情

344
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可怜的家伙

345
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,616
他丢了信念

346
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,048
就是个瘦弱的可怜人

347
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,810
行了，别烦可怜的丁格尔了

348
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都出去吧

349
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好了，快走吧

350
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,856
女士们，先生们

351
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,691
本台深表歉意

352
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,319
没有事先发现这场骗局

353
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:42,073
好了，直播结束

354
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,908
没有下次了

355
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,162
永别了，「大力士」

356
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,580
都撤了

357
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,844
你们好

358
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,262
很高兴见到你们

359
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,930
从哪来的？

360
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,348
金星，你们呢？

361
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,767
火星，在做实验？

362
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,185
是啊，你们呢？

363
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,519
瞬间力量增强

364
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,104
低于标准的地球人

365
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,856
你们呢？

366
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,775
瞬间智力增强

367
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,027
有合适的实验对象吗？

368
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,612
那边那个

369
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:24,449
他叫丁格尔

370
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,534
绝对的「低体格」

371
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,787
很可能也是「低智力」

372
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,716
看起来可以

373
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,135
给他增强智力的射线

374
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,553
多大强度？

375
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,056
大概…

376
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,599
让我想想

377
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,434
比常人聪明

378
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,478
五百倍

379
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,085
罗巴克准备就绪

380
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,670
他投球了

381
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,421
击球很高，飞向外场

382
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,799
他根本就不会击球

383
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,926
我开五比一赔率，赌他能行

384
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,678
赌洛根？你傻了吧？

385
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,304
嗨，丁格尔

386
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,973
怎么样？他会怎么办？

387
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,517
比赛中有很多不确定因素

388
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,270
涉及到概率论

389
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,272
加入微积分进行考虑

390
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,525
费纳罗定律和戈普变式告诉我们

391
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,443
物体在数学层面上的位置

392
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,530
取决于与其他物体的距离

393
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:49,701
因此，将已知的两项

394
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,744
带入系数

395
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:55,290
我觉得击球手会打出全垒打

396
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,375
强尼·洛根打出了本垒打

397
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,793
老天啊！

398
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,963
怎么这样？

399
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,673
借个火

400
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,550
二比一

401
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,552
对左野是个重大打击

402
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,221
依我看，很显然

403
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,639
在数学领域

404
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,516
有关空间的量子理论

405
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,310
和时间相对论

406
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,353
必须换算成双向

407
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,647
明确的辩证代数

408
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,900
必须另加注解…

409
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,651
卢瑟·丁格尔先生

410
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,486
做过吸尘器推销员

411
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,156
曾是最强壮的地球人，现在成了思维巨人

412
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,659
这份力量估计也很快会被收回

413
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,828
但丁格尔先生

414
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:35,830
很吸引外星科研者

415
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:38,833
和沮丧、资不抵债的赌者

416
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,835
要我说，他定会遭遇

417
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,921
一系列怪事的折磨

418
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,673
不仅因为其他星球

419
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,717
会派观察者过来

420
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,136
也因为口无遮拦的丁格尔先生

421
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:53,556
正身处奇幻地带

422
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,733
罗德·瑟林，「奇异世纪」的编剧

423
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,610
将在广告之后

424
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:09,364
带来下集预告

425
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:13,534
有请瑟林先生

426
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,620
故事的主角：收音机

427
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,622
上个时代的旧物

428
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,083
仅售64美元

429
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,460
专为听觉盛宴而准备

430
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,128
Charles Beaumont先生带来一段

431
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,297
「岁月如歌」的故事

432
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,299
Dean Jagger先生将

433
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,718
转转旋钮，调试电台

434
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,512
找到几个

435
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,889
只在奇幻地带广播的节目

436
00:24:37,597 --> 00:24:47,772
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谢谢观赏

437
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:21,602
记得收看「Andy Griffith Show」

438
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,271
多台热播中

439
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,273
详情请见电视预告

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