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你马上要踏进异次元

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一个光怪陆离，还发人深省的次元

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一场幻想无止境的奇妙国度之旅

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奇思妙想是前行的路标

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下一站，奇幻地带

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「奇异世纪」第二季 第二十七集
「随心所欲」

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翻译&校对：毛毛要长肉

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给阿奇博·毕屈先生来段热情的简介吧

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出生于新世纪

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人口爆炸时期的产物

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时代进步的受益者

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还是毕屈先生

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每日为了生存苦苦奋斗

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但很快，他会凭一己之力

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抗衡这个时代的力量

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并获得只有在奇幻地带才有的帮助

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你这头蠢牛

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抱歉，毕屈先生，我没看路

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都是你的错

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身体不舒服吗，毕屈？

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你这是对自己不负责，脸色这么差

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我没事，罗杰斯

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保持健康不仅是对自己负责

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从大处讲，也是对工作负责

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对雇主负责

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我明白，罗杰斯先生

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那你何不振作起来？

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晚上好好睡，饮食规律，膳食平衡

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蔬菜！蔬菜富含维生素

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我爱吃菠菜和莴苣，连早餐都吃

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只要大家别睥睨我

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但力量来自蔬菜，毕屈

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绝对来自蔬菜

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你不喝酒吧，毕屈？

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不喝，罗杰斯

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既然不喝，便不会彻夜不归

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你有注意饮食习惯吗？

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你真的要知道的话

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如果你真想知道我为什么如此疲惫

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你该每早都坐七点半的地铁上班

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然后挤进像牛群一样拥挤的电梯

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再在名为「办公室」的闹市里办公

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永远熙熙攘攘，接踵摩肩

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随时被差来遣去

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冷静一点，天哪，老兄

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我会冷静，罗杰斯，我会的

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我得熬过千年

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才可满足独处的愿望

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懂吗，罗杰斯，人，人，全是人！

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如果我有法子，我要修正宇宙

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我会肃清人类，消除他们

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清除，毁灭，大批消灭

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只有一人会剩下，我，阿奇博·毕屈阁下

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你疯了，你知道吗？

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都是人！

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毕屈先生

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给您留了个座

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一直留着

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非常感谢，亨利

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请别在意，我…

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我只想补偿今早的所为

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今早？

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朝您外套上洒了咖啡

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真的很抱歉，先生

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没关系

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我有个朋友在街角书店工作

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午休前我先去了那里

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给您带了这个

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「精神与物质」

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如何从专注中获得终极力量

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有点超自然啊，是吧？

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或许吧，但我的这个朋友

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你可能会说他是意念研究者

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他极其信奉此书

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他说，据他所知，这本书是孤本

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你相信吗，毕屈先生，我见过…

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我见过那朋友让一个妇女

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买了一条绿色与橘色相间的围巾

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跟我说说？

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是真的，我们当时在一个百货公司

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他看见几个妇女在围巾柜台旁挑选

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他拼命将意念集中至绿橘相间的那条

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然后，就像我现在身处公司餐厅这事一样确凿

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那个妇女挑中了绿橘相间的围巾

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绝无夸张成分

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毕屈先生，太抱歉了

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我…

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谢谢你送我书，亨利

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感激不尽

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给

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毕屈先生，第三章

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是关于精神力汇聚的初相

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第三章

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第三章，好的，第三章

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他们是对的

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绝对，肯定没错

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意念力是宇宙中最被低估

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最不为所知的力量

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为何一个人可以

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可以移山

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人类对这种力量的运用，是不受限的

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毫不受限

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人类

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如果我足够集中注意力，我就能消除他们

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集中注意力

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就是这么获得力量

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聚精会神

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消除人类

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毕屈先生，该交房租了

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毕屈先生！交房租

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毕屈

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走开，消失，绝迹吧！

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毕屈先生！

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走开，绝迹，消失

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集中注意

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精神凌驾物质

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今天是女房东

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明天是世界

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棒极了，走吧

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再也不用忍受了

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为了爱呀

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一切都好极了，必须的

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但要做什么呢

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一个人要怎么消磨时间

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幸福得太过火了？

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我不会这么说

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但你是这么想的

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无聊死了，是吧？

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这么说吧

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我一时兴起想听听有建设性的意见

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关于怎么消磨时间

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然后？

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面对现实吧，你无聊到要哭了

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独处是独处，但孤独

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孤独就不同了

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我才不孤独，我鄙视人类

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我讨厌他们

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然后我，阿奇博·毕屈，消灭了他们

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永远地消灭了，懂吗？

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永远

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想过其他选择吗？

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什么其他选择？

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关于现状，你感觉无聊了

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你不知道一个人该如何度日

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人是很坏，但没人互动更糟

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如何？

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别乱说

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我充实极了

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我人生中头一回有如此真实的充实感

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我消灭了自己负能量的来源：芸芸众生

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那将来在你身上发生的事情要如何…

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闭嘴

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说些实话吧

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我想来点消遣，什么都行

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比如

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比如，一场地震

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天哪，不，不是这个

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一点小闪电呢？

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算了

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今天就这样吧

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它在折磨着你吧？

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那种寂静，那种空虚

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只是…

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我只是不喜欢人多

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但一个人都没有，也挺难过

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那变几个人出来？

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就是这个问题，谁都一样

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我实在是忍受不了任何人

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坦白讲

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我谁也忍受不了

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一只小狗呢？

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我也不喜欢动物

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对了

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我怎么没想到？

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想到什么？

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有个人是我能忍受的

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一个…跟我一样的人

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就这么干，我变些人出来

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他们都会像我一样

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一个遍地都是阿奇博·毕屈的世界

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不错的点子

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没错，绝对是个好点子

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这么干，我注入意念

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从现在开始集中意念与想法

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我眼之所及的人，都会像我一样

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太简单了

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不行，你不光是贼，还是个不诚实的贼

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买报纸要给钱的，还是说要我报警？

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能不能别踩我脚，你这个又矮又丑的家伙

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12楼到了，都出去

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沙丁鱼！

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噪音，恼人的噪音

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我要发疯了

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就是一个猪圈

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都是人，这些人都是猪猡

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全是人，全是人

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能不能歇一歇？能不能松口气？

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像一群牲畜似的人

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你能不能别嘟嘟囔囔？我要工作

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看见了？

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一点没错

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想通了？

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毫无疑问

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有很多我，跟有很多别人一样糟

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那现在怎么办？

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恢复原状吧

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恢复原状

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毕屈先生，对不起，我…

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并无大碍，亨利

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别上心

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什么？

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我在想，我给你的那本书

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你悟出什么来了吗？

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那个…

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没什么，亨利

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实际上，很不切实际

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很有趣，但不可信

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阿奇博·毕屈，生于二十世纪

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他在跌跌撞撞的摸索中最终明白

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世界虽有缺点，但依然美好

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人无完人，各有所长

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今晚就是一个例子，尽在奇幻地带

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罗德·瑟林，「奇异世纪」的编剧

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广告之后将为您带来下集预告

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有请瑟林先生

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对人类来说最难的事，无异于大海捞针

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下一集，我们将面临一项更困难的任务

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在雪堆里寻找火星人

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这个天外来客的故事带着

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些许幽默，些许惊悚

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特别适合太空迷与拼图爱好者的胃口

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下集故事

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名为「天外有天」

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