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你马上要踏进异次元

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一个光怪陆离，还发人深省的次元

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一场幻想世界的奇妙之旅

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我没看见他啊

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他在布道坛前面的盒子里

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我以为他应该在棺材里

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你真傻

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我说的盒子就是棺材啊

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谢谢你，教友

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兄弟姐妹们，今天我们聚集在此

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悼念我们亲爱的兄弟

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杰弗逊·莫特班克

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我们都知道杰夫·莫特班克是好孩子

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他并不经常在礼拜日

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来主日学校学习

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但他也从没在周六晚上

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去非法酒吧鬼混

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阿门

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我们都将怀念这位

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优秀的年轻人

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伟大的主必是另有深意

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才带走如此年轻的他

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哈利路亚

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但是我们都知道

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主行事一向神秘

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今天…

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他还活着

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时间：20年代中期

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地点：中西部

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中西部的最南端

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我们刚目睹了一场葬礼

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一场由于奇幻地带的特殊影响

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而偏离原计划的葬礼

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「奇异世纪」第三季 第二十三集
「葬礼之后」

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是哪个天杀的把我放进棺材的？

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兄弟姐妹们，不要惊慌

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看来出了一点小差错

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西登斯兄弟，看来

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你还有点理智

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这到底怎么回事？

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孩子，我们正准备安葬你

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安葬我？

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前天的时候

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我们已经确定你死了

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死了？

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真荒唐

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博尔顿医生宣布你已经死了

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没错啊，孩子

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两天前你的心就不跳了

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我当时就在床边

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那…那怎么可能

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我现在…还在呼吸啊

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前天你的心脏就不跳了

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你当时病了，孩子

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病得很重

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是我从医生涯里

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碰到最严重的

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流感病例

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他能活过上周三我已是惊讶万分了

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我无意让你的从医生涯蒙上阴影，医生

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不过我不会因为保全你的脸面

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再爬回棺材里了

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没错

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这是自然

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当时真没脉搏了

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还好你没有给我涂防腐剂

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你感觉如何，孩子？

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感觉很好

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有点虚弱，不过…精力充沛

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很饿

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我能吃下一头牛

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我真的非常饿

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想来也是

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我知道你已经三天没吃东西了

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妈！

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爸！

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惊喜吧！

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我猜

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你们准备了丰盛的晚餐吧

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怎么了？

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你们怎么像

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见了鬼似的

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你好啊，儿子

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看来我还真是讨人嫌啊

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自己的父母都害怕我

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康芙特

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你肯定不怕我吧

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我可是你的未婚夫啊

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看来我想错了

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莉斯？

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你不会害怕我吧？

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杰夫，他们都被你骗了

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对吧，杰夫？

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没错，亲爱的，他们都被我骗了

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儿子

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儿子啊！

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谢天谢地

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还好没有失去你，儿子

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我知道这是怎么回事

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我知道这是怎么回事

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这是发生在我们小县城的奇迹啊

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这个奇迹的术语叫做「生命暂停」

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非常罕见

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1500年来只有30例啊

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你这只是为了掩饰

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自己的失误吧？

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我从没听过这等荒唐事

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你肯定没有听说过

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1500年来的30起全发生在欧洲

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别忙着诽谤我了

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赶紧带你儿子回家，给他做点吃的

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他需要好好休息

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我确实是有点虚弱

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我们现在就回家

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我来把车发动起来

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我给你烧只香喷喷的兔子吃

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抱歉我刚才那样子，杰夫

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只是…这太突然了

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我当然很开心你回到我们身边

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哦，谢谢你，你真好

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康芙特，亲爱的

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我一直都在你身边啊

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早餐很好吃，妈

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那我就去修补

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东边的篱笆了

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还是不要去了吧

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两周前你才

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刚刚死而复生啊

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你不应该从早到晚

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都辛苦干活

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我感觉很好，妈

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从没感觉这么好过

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我们一会儿见，爸

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好的

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我…我很担心

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他…他这两周

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都看起来怪怪的

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什么意思？

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他变了，不像以前了

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我看着都差不多

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他只吃了两个蛋

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这说不通啊，自从长了牙

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他一直都是

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早餐吃三个蛋

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人的饭量是会变的嘛

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他还整日整夜

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摆弄各种东西

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还有他干活也卖力了

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不合理啊，他以前对干活都没什么兴趣

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这倒是真的

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以前看着他

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得过且过的样子

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我总是很担心

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也不能说是懒，但是…

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对

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不是懒，只是不感兴趣

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而且自从他病愈后

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就开始拼命工作

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就像是落后了一年似的

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这一点儿都不像他

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好了，大耳朵

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去信箱那里

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等邮差来

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我在等新的产品目录

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今天肯定就到了

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都等了好几天了

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女王驾到，速速避让！

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邮差还没来呢

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能让我玩一下吗？

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当然可以

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这是你的子弹

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我不害怕青蛙

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只不过青蛙脏兮兮的

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你哥哥怎么样了？

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还好吧，我想

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只不过我爸妈很担心

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他最近的举动

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他怎么了？

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我也不知道…就是不一样了

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吃的也不一样，干活也不一样

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老是摆弄各种东西

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再说了，这又不关你们的事

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他不爱我

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他爱我…

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是这样吗？

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不知道你听说了没有

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其实呢，我听说了一些事

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我…

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等一下

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你，出去玩去

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不，我想听你说话

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快去，斯科特

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哦，真是的

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快去，要不然我罚你吃黑胡椒

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小人儿耳朵长的很

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好了，我知道

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他那可怜的爹妈都快吓死了

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为什么？因为自从葬礼之后

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他就像个陌生人似的

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是啊

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要是我家里有这么个孩子

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晚上绝对睡不好

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绝不会

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听说他爱摆弄各种东西，斧子什么的

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我也不知道

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他一直都是个好孩子

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嘿，大伙儿好啊

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你觉得呢，医生？

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我们在说那个莫特班克家的孩子

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他怎么了？

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就是比较好奇

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你最近也听说

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他行为怪异了吧

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是啊，听说了

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我不想太八卦

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可这事儿还是很奇怪啊

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他死了的那48个小时

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人在哪里呢？

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肯定在某个地方

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假设他死了的话

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医生说他的病非常罕见

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也许只是善意的谎言，施特劳斯

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也许我说到他的病时

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考虑到他父母的感受

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你能说清楚点吗？

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我不是那种还没确定病人死亡

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就敢让人下葬的庸医

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这点你比我清楚

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是啊，我们清楚，医生

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我不光把了他的脉

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他父母离开房间以后

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我给他做了针刺检查

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用针扎了他

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他连动都没动一下

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我把镜子放到他嘴边

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要是他还有一口气在

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他的呼吸会让镜子变模糊

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结果呢？

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我后来不是宣布他死亡了吗？

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那他那48个小时

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能去哪里呢？

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我们来说说吧

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大家肯定都有想法

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你来说说，彼得斯

249
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我说就我说

250
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我们怎么知道

251
00:12:15,885 --> 00:12:17,937
棺材里爬出来的那人

252
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就是真的杰夫·莫特班克呢？

253
00:12:19,223 --> 00:12:21,690
我就不会这么说，各位

254
00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:23,559
这么说会招来麻烦

255
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我也不知道

256
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,313
我奶奶以前跟我说过

257
00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:30,449
恶鬼会在人世间游荡

258
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,318
然后占据人的身体

259
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,454
她说恶鬼有时会在人弥留之际

260
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附在人身上

261
00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:39,825
这种话可不能乱说，彼得斯

262
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不过必须承认在葬礼后说这种话

263
00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:45,464
简直就是给我的坏情绪

264
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:46,715
火上浇油啊

265
00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:53,589
日安了各位

266
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是他

267
00:13:17,615 --> 00:13:21,951
真是的，康芙特，该跟他说清楚了

268
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就现在

269
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不

270
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我不对你指手画脚

271
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所以你也别管我

272
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,092
奥格兰说的没错啊，亲爱的

273
00:13:30,127 --> 00:13:32,845
你知道县里的人都怎么说他

274
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,213
他又不是去看全县人民

275
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,464
他是来看我的

276
00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:37,466
你这个姑娘啊

277
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:38,217
犟的跟驴一样

278
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,719
我打赌你们俩生的孩子会长犄角

279
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:41,971
奥格兰！

280
00:13:42,006 --> 00:13:44,356
你们俩都进厨房去

281
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,225
让我来招待客人就好了

282
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,871
哦，老天保佑啊！

283
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,122
康芙特…

284
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看看谁来了

285
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,127
快进来吧

286
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:11,250
你妈妈和奥格兰还好吗？

287
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:11,884
挺好的

288
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,135
你爸妈好吗？

289
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,386
还好，除了我妈

290
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,638
她明天肯定会

291
00:14:15,673 --> 00:14:16,506
非常生气

292
00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:17,140
生气？

293
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:18,391
你看，我…

294
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,894
我洗劫了她的宝贝玫瑰花

295
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,396
这样就可以送花给你了

296
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:27,516
哦，你不该这样做

297
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:29,401
哦，这没什么啦

298
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,772
都枯萎了，是吧？

299
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,024
可能家养的玫瑰

300
00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:36,909
花期比较短吧

301
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,777
你什么时候摘的？

302
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,029
我来之前

303
00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:42,531
才摘的啊

304
00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,033
哦，好吧

305
00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:50,289
我们…来听听音乐吧？

306
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,540
好啊

307
00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:55,294
我们上周才新买了一张乡村蓝调唱片

308
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,796
是啊，我看出来了

309
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,550
别碰我

310
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:02,801
怎么了？

311
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,305
对不起

312
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,190
只是想到那些花都死了

313
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,311
可能是因为你手上有毒

314
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,697
我手上怎么会有毒呢？

315
00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:17,566
这不是真正的原因

316
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,568
不管我去哪里都是这样子

317
00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:22,705
只不过我没想到你也这样

318
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:25,956
你们都像见了吸血鬼一样

319
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,076
我真是受够了

320
00:15:27,111 --> 00:15:28,460
哦，杰夫

321
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,080
你现在告诉我

322
00:15:31,115 --> 00:15:32,965
你是我的女孩吗？

323
00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:08,500
天呐，孩子

324
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,003
你怎么吓成这样？

325
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,254
他做什么了？

326
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:14,123
什么都没做

327
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,625
这件事该结束了

328
00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:19,128
毕竟我是这个家里的男人

329
00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:20,379
他没做错任何事

330
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,630
从三岁起

331
00:16:21,665 --> 00:16:24,133
我就不喜欢这家伙

332
00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:24,767
放开我

333
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:26,635
奥格兰，你小心点

334
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,647
杰夫？

335
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:41,784
你想怎样？

336
00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:44,903
你以后不要再来我家了

337
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,406
我来跟你说说清楚，奥格兰

338
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,540
我现在很生气

339
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,043
不只是生你的气

340
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,545
但你要是还挡我的路

341
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,414
我就要把气撒你身上了

342
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,299
你威胁我吗？

343
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:57,916
是吗？

344
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,419
我看你小子忘了我是谁了

345
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,055
要是我打你一下就能得到一毛钱

346
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,923
我早都攒到百元大钞了

347
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,176
是没错…

348
00:17:07,211 --> 00:17:09,678
可是你最近也没打我啊

349
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,932
给我让开

350
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:18,570
有种你来啊

351
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,722
哦，宝贝啊

352
00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:55,607
可怜的宝贝

353
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,006
快把咱家马车拉出来

354
00:17:57,061 --> 00:17:58,360
他把我下巴打骨折了

355
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,229
我们现在就带你

356
00:18:00,264 --> 00:18:01,063
去找博尔顿医生

357
00:18:01,098 --> 00:18:02,614
可怜的杰夫

358
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,367
他招谁惹谁了

359
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,236
杰夫可怜？！

360
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,492
奥格兰，你下巴没有骨折

361
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,994
要不然你不可能还说这么多话

362
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,497
还是想办法治治你的头皮屑吧

363
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,382
跟你们说，我非常确信

364
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:24,136
我赤手空拳打了杰夫多少回了

365
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,638
我能想起来的

366
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,891
以前每天放学我都一路追他回家

367
00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:30,142
就像是每天的例行公事

368
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,010
他从来都不是你的对手，奥格兰

369
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,513
怎么今天你就被他揍了呢？

370
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,900
因为跟我打架的不是杰夫·莫特班克

371
00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:41,153
不管他是谁，都是在拳击场上练过的

372
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,655
他出拳的方式

373
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,024
跟咱们这儿的不一样

374
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:51,029
这家伙非常危险，赤手空拳就能打死人

375
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,532
这正是我害怕的啊，先生们

376
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,166
有恶魔悄悄

377
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,034
混到我们中间来了

378
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,920
我们得想办法制止他

379
00:18:57,955 --> 00:18:59,788
大家都商量好要怎么做了

380
00:18:59,823 --> 00:19:01,673
我看没有理由

381
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,176
再拖延下去了

382
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,044
你们先说着

383
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,547
我再来看看你这个下巴

384
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,073
我赶过来警告你

385
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:37,576
镇上有一群人正商量着

386
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,078
要逼你离开这里呢

387
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:44,082
那你怎么看，康芙特？

388
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,084
我是个善变的女人，杰夫

389
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,970
我是那种人家说什么

390
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,472
就信什么的人

391
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:52,975
我听到人家说你坏话

392
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,477
有时我又不够坚定

393
00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:57,346
没法避耳不听

394
00:19:57,381 --> 00:20:01,099
但在内心深处，我是爱你的啊

395
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:04,853
否则我现在就不会在这儿了

396
00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:09,241
我非常非常爱你，康芙特

397
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,109
我想让你嫁给我

398
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,369
你最好现在就回答我

399
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:35,133
各位

400
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,385
你觉得呢？

401
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,270
杰夫，我们是作为委员会

402
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,138
代表大家伙儿说话的

403
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,390
我们讨论过了

404
00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:43,275
大家一致认为

405
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,644
杰夫·莫特班克已经死了

406
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,396
我们认为，你被鬼附身了

407
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:48,397
没错，是被鬼附身了

408
00:20:48,432 --> 00:20:50,649
我们不知道你是谁，你从哪里来

409
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,651
我们认为你偷了杰夫的身体

410
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,536
我们不喜欢与你为邻

411
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:56,405
所以要求你搬走

412
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,656
搬走，听见了吗？

413
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:01,410
你觉得呢，杰夫？

414
00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:03,912
这取决于康芙特·盖特伍德小姐

415
00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:08,300
我刚问了她一个问题，她还没有回答我

416
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,822
我决定不管你去哪里，我都跟着你

417
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,443
站在我后面

418
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,580
先生们，我未婚妻和我

419
00:21:38,615 --> 00:21:41,700
都是在这里出生长大

420
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:42,951
我们喜欢这里

421
00:21:42,986 --> 00:21:45,454
而且我们不打算在别处养育孩子

422
00:21:45,489 --> 00:21:46,088
你这是…

423
00:21:46,123 --> 00:21:47,339
等等！

424
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,590
我刚才让你说完了

425
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,841
让他说完

426
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:54,463
我们要留下来，你们将面临两种情况

427
00:21:54,498 --> 00:21:56,348
第一种是你们错了

428
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,468
那就没什么好担心的

429
00:21:59,503 --> 00:22:00,719
因为这意味着

430
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,604
我只是个名叫杰夫·莫特班克的

431
00:22:02,639 --> 00:22:05,223
乡下小子

432
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:08,360
但要是你们说对了

433
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,480
那你们最好对我好点

434
00:22:11,515 --> 00:22:14,616
因为你们不知道我会

435
00:22:14,651 --> 00:22:15,867
招来什么麻烦

436
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,736
可能我右手一挥

437
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,238
你们家玉米就遭了蝗灾

438
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:24,876
可能我左手一挥，你们家水井就滴水不剩

439
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,496
再或者我打个响指

440
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,381
就烧毁一两个谷仓

441
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,499
又或者哪天早上起来

442
00:22:30,534 --> 00:22:33,635
我心情不好

443
00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:36,755
就会让老鹰去偷你们家的鸡

444
00:22:38,006 --> 00:22:39,891
没错，各位

445
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:43,512
你们最好对我和我未婚妻好点

446
00:22:43,547 --> 00:22:45,013
你要是娶了康芙特

447
00:22:45,048 --> 00:22:46,898
那就不一样了

448
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,767
我们怎么会伤害她呢

449
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:51,269
是啊，我们绝不会通过伤害她

450
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,155
来报复别人的

451
00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:55,657
你打算何时娶她呢，杰夫？

452
00:22:58,026 --> 00:22:59,277
很快吧，我想

453
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,163
到时候通知我们哦，孩子

454
00:23:01,198 --> 00:23:02,414
我们要去野餐庆祝一番

455
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,665
走吧，先生们

456
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,785
他们俩还有话要说呢

457
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,437
你不会那么做的，对吧？

458
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,688
当然不会

459
00:23:26,723 --> 00:23:27,939
我不想撒谎

460
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:31,059
但是有的时候

461
00:23:31,094 --> 00:23:32,944
得想办法解决事情

462
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,196
你是怎么做到的？

463
00:23:34,231 --> 00:23:35,447
做什么？

464
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,315
点火柴啊

465
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:39,818
你都没有在哪儿擦一下

466
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,069
它就着了

467
00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:44,823
康芙特，亲爱的，你首先得明白

468
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,325
不要随便想象

469
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:56,718
杰夫和康芙特如今依然在世

470
00:23:56,753 --> 00:23:59,838
他们的独子是国家参议员

471
00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:03,592
以罕见的机智精明而闻名天下

472
00:24:03,627 --> 00:24:06,728
有人认为，他是在奇幻地带

473
00:24:06,763 --> 00:24:09,848
接受的教育

474
00:24:13,722 --> 00:24:15,022
罗德·瑟林，「奇异世纪」的编剧

475
00:24:15,033 --> 00:24:19,032
将在广告之后

476
00:24:19,101 --> 00:24:21,022
带来下集预告

477
00:24:22,023 --> 00:24:23,522
有请瑟林先生

478
00:24:24,623 --> 00:24:27,728
下周我们将带您深入库普兰

479
00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:31,784
直驱怪异之地的最中心

480
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:34,389
下集为您带来戴蒙·耐特的原创

481
00:24:34,443 --> 00:24:36,040
「服务人类」

482
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:38,107
不知道各位是否想过

483
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:41,173
我们对「硬菜」的到来作何感想呢

484
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:42,441
下周的剧集您一定会喜欢

485
00:24:43,135 --> 00:24:44,789
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486
00:24:47,288 --> 00:24:57,090
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