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你用想象力的钥匙开启这扇门
You unlock this door with the key of imagination.

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在它背后是另一个维度
Beyond it is another dimension-

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声音的维度
a dimension of sound...

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视觉的维度
a dimension of sight...

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思想的维度
a dimension of mind.

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你正踏入光影迷离
You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,

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虚实交错之境
of things and ideas.

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你已经跨入了阴阳魔界
You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

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让我们开始吧，康克林！
Let's get with it, Conklin!

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团结的办公室是快乐的办公室
A tight office is a happy office.

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无所事事只会让工作停滞不前
Idle hands make for an unproductive poop deck.

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停下吧，艾伯纳西小姐
Belay that, Miss Abernathy.

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多余的动作说白了就是马虎大意
Extraneous activity is nothing more nor less

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就像不精的航海技术一样
than sloppy seamanship, in a manner of speaking.

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嘿，芬斯特马赫！
You there, Fenstermacher!

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保持平稳
Let's keep an even keel there,

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别乱来
in a manner of speaking.

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大家都稳住，别慌
Let's keep an even keel there, man.

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各位记住…
To all of you...

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我们得齐心协力
bear in mind that we must all of us go aft,

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像爬上桅杆一样
climb up the old mast and, in a manner of speaking,

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朝着远方的目标前进
set our sights to a distant horizon.

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团结的船，才是快乐的船！
Tight ship! A happy ship!

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别管什么竞争
Damn the torpedoes of competition

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全力以赴，勇往直前！
and full speed ahead!

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干得漂亮，康克林先生
Well shot, Mr. Conklin.

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正中布莱船长的眉心
Right between Captain Bligh's eyeballs.

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他的声音很特别；我的耳朵还在响
He's an exceptional voice; my ears are still ringing.

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你知道吗，那胖小子再过几小时就要发动叛乱了？
You know, that fat boy is headed for mutiny in few hours?

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你去哪儿能找到足够结实的木板支撑他？
Where would you find a plank heavy enough to hold him?

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战争期间他们派来的那些神风特攻队
When I think of all the kamikazes they threw at us during the war,

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居然一次也没有击中他
wouldn't you think just one would have hit him?

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总有一天…
One of these days...

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总有一天，那些噪音
one of these days, all that noise

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会反过来咬他一口
is going to come back and bite him.

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我希望我能亲眼看到那一天
I hope I'm around to see it happen.

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这是罗斯威尔·G·弗莱明顿——
This is Roswell G. Flemington—

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220磅的肌肉、肺组织和分贝噪音
220 pounds of gristle, lung tissue and sound decibels.

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如你所见，他是个吵闹的人；
He is, as you have perceived, a noisy man;

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属于那种用音量代替实质
one of a breed who substitutes volume for substance,

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用声音代替意义
sound for significance,

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用喊叫来掩盖事实的人
and shouting to cover up the readily apparent phenomena

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他不过是一个超重且年迈的海军童子军
that he is nothing more than an overweight and aging perennial sea scout

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他的吵闹与他的能力和品格
whose noisemaking is in inverse ratio

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成反比
to his competence and to his character.

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但很快，我们这位自封的舰队司令
But soon, our would-be admiral of the fleet

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将开始另一次航行
will embark on another voyage.

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这次，他将驶向一条未知而曲折的河流
This one is an unchartered and twisting stream

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通往一个遥远的港口，名叫…阴阳魔界
that heads for a distant port called... the Twilight Zone.

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喂？
Hello?

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喂?!
Hello?!

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谁？
Who?

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等一下，我听不清
Oh, just a moment. I can't hear you.

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拜托
Please.

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罗斯威尔！罗斯威尔！
Roswell! Roswell!

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你能把声音调小一点吗？
Could you turn that down just a little bit?

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我根本听不清电话里的声音！
I can't hear a thing on the telephone!

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你知道那是什么吗，女士？
Do you know what that is, madam?

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收藏品
Collector's item.

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那是密苏里号战舰轰炸冲绳的真实声音！
The actual sounds of the battleship missouri bombarding okinawa!

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但是我听不清电话里是谁！
But i can't hear who's on the phone!

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继续，先生们，让他们知道我们的厉害！
Lay on, gentlemen, and let 'em know what's what!

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随意开火！
Fire at will!

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以主之名
And by the good lord harry,

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我们要让他们看看海军是如何对待侵略的！
we'll show them how the navy treats aggression!

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女士，那是一种彻底的亵渎
And that, madam, was an act of utter abomination

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和最无情的破坏行为
and the most callous vandalism.

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我要提醒你
May i remind you

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那是密苏里号战舰轰炸冲绳的真实声音?!
that those were the actual sounds of the battleship missouri bombarding okinawa?!

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而且这样的录音全世界只有100张
And there were only such records in existence.

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现在只剩下99张了
Now there are only 99.

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女士，你的所作所为是一种亵渎
What you have done, madam, is an act of desecration

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不亚于破坏约翰·保罗·琼斯的雕像
not unlike the defacing of a statue of john paul jones.

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你到底是什么，女士，某种狂热份子吗？
What are you, madam, some sort of a fanatic?

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罗斯威尔，我们之前已经谈过这个问题了
Roswell, we've had this out before.

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你曾经的怪癖 现在已经变成了一种执念
What was once an idiosyncrasy of yours   is now an obsession.

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这种——这种对噪音的执着
This-this insistence on blaring noises

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把家里搞得像一艘执行护航任务的驱逐舰——
and running a household like it was a destroyer escort on convoy duty-

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这种组合现在已经变得无法忍受
the combination has now become quite impossible,

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我再也受不了了
and I can't live with it.

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站住，女士！
Stand, madam!

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打住，打住，罗斯威尔！
Knock it off! Knock it off, Roswell!

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你是一个让人难以忍受的吵闹小丑
You are an insufferable, noisy clown,

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但你并不傻！
but you are not stupid!

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我已经受够你了
I have had you up to here,

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我的耳朵也受够你了
and my ears have had you,

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我的胃也受够你了
and my stomach lining has had you,

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能让我保持理智的
and whatever part of the brain

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大脑的某个部分
that keeps a person balanced-

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也受够你了
that's had you, too.

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简而言之，罗斯威尔，我受够你了！
In short, roswell, I have had you!

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我完全被震惊了！
I am absolutely and completely thunderstruck!

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是吗？
Are you, now?

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确实如此
I am, indeed.

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我自己的妻子-结婚20年后！
My own wife- and after 20 years!

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20年前，罗斯威尔，我步入的不是婚姻殿堂
20 years ago, Roswell, I wasn't taken in marriage.

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我是上了贼船
I was piped aboard.

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20年过去了，那刺耳的号声
And after 20 years, the shrill piping

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已经变得完全无法忍受
has become absolutely unbearable.

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所以，罗斯威尔，现在我要离开
So, at this point, Roswell, I'm leaving,

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用航海术语来说，我要离开这艘船了！
in a manner of speaking, the ship's company!

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你要抛弃我！
You're deserting me!

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用航海术语来说，罗斯威尔，你说对了！
In a manner of speaking, Roswell, you said it!

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门没有锁，罗斯威尔
It wasn't locked, Roswell.

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女士，您可能会感兴趣
It might interest you to know, madam,

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当我还是个年轻小伙时
that when I was a young chap,

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我母亲总说她病了
I had a mother who insisted she was ill.

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她是一个爱抱怨，任性的女人
She was a whiny, petulant, complaining female

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和你很像
similar to yourself.

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每当我放学回家
And when I would come home from school,

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她会让我踮着脚走路，小声说话
she would make me walk tiptoe and whisper.

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小声…小声… 小声
Whisper... whisper... whisper.

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你知道，在我们家
You know, in our house,

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我们从来不吃饼干
we never had any cookies.

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我们只有软巧克力蛋糕
All we had were fudge brownies,

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因为嚼起来声音很小
because they made less noise when you chewed them.

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"吃完你的蛋糕
"Eat your brownie

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上楼换衣服
and run upstairs and change,

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但是要保持安静，”
but keep it quiet."

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告诉你，女士，我受够了！
And I tell you, madam, I had quite enough of that!

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所以我才去航海！
And that is why I went to sea!

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所以我一生
And that is why I've spent my life

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都在追求自由和无拘无束的生活
in the very wholesome, healthy and quite understandable pursuit

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这种追求非常健康、有益，也完全可以理解
of the free and the unfettered.

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所以我是罗斯威尔·G·弗莱明顿模型船公司的老板、经理、董事会主席和总裁—
And that is why I am the owner, manager, chairman of the board and president of the Roswell G. Flemington model ship company-

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在这个领域无人能及！
second to none in the field!

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我们的座右铭是，“管他什么鱼雷
Whose motto is, "damn the torpedoes,

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全速前进，追求乐趣和利润！"
full steam ahead for fun and profits."

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我知道这家公司，我知道总裁，我知道座右铭
I know the company, I know the president, I know the motto.

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罗斯威尔 G. 弗莱明顿先生
And I respond, Mr. Roswell G. Flemington,

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我用以下这句航海术语回应你
with the following nautical phrase

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这句话已经铭记在心并准备付诸行动
which I have now taken to heart and will proceed to implement.

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“到船尾去，倒垃圾！”
The phrase is, "lay aft, and dump the garbage!"

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所以，用航海术语来说
So, in a manner of speaking,

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你被倒掉了！
consider yourself dumped!

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“航母大黄蜂号上飞机起飞的声音”
"Flight deck sounds of aircraft leaving the carrierhornet."

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再见，女士！
Good riddance, madam!

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我从来没有喜欢过你
I have never liked you.

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我只是忍受你
I have simply suffered you.

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怎么样？
Well?

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一切正常，弗莱明顿先生
Nothing abnormal, Mr. Flemington.

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没有多余的耳垢，没有任何阻塞
No excess wax, no obstruction of any kind,

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也没有炎症
no inflammation.

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以主之名
By the great Lord Harry,

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坦白说，医生，我得告诉你
candor dictates, doctor, that I tell you

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可以这么说
as a ship's surgeon,

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作为一名船医， 你连个船舱服务员都不如
you wouldn't make a cabin boy in a manner of speaking.

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说实话，我觉得找别的医生看看可能更靠谱
Frankly, I think consulting another physician might be an extremely practical idea.

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我只希望你能稍微有点职业道德
I only wish you'd had a modicum of professional ethics

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在敷衍了事地做完这次检查之前就给我这个建议
and given me this advice before you went through the motions of this perfunctory examination.

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现在，我不仅要付你的账单
As it is, I shall be dunned with your bill

153
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还要付另一位耳科专家的账单
as well as the bill of another ear specialist.

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事实上，弗莱明顿先生
In point of fact, Mr. Flemington,

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我本来没打算推荐耳科专家
I wasn't going to recommend another ear specialist.

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我原本想的是，呃，嗯…
Now, I had in mind perhaps some, uh, well...

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一些精神科的帮助
some psychiatric help.

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我想你是在开玩笑吧，先生
I presume you are being humorous, sir.

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只是出于善意
It is only that charitable outlook

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我才不追究你的责任
that prevents your being called to accounts.

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精神科医生，嗯？
Psychiatrist, eh?

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好吧，让我告诉你，医生——
Well, let me tell you, doctor-

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我姑且这么说吧—
and I use the term loosely-

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这世上很少有人
there are few people walking this earth

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像我这样清醒
as sane as I am.

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祝你愉快，先生
I bid you good day, sir.

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日安
Good day.

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你觉得那个胖子怎么了？
What do you suppose happened to Lardhead?

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知足吧，亲爱的
Count your blessings, honey.

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我在这里四年了
I've been here four years,

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这是他第一次迟到
and this is the first time he's been late.

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要是他的车掉进渡船里
Wouldn't it be marvelous if his car

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带着他一起沉下去，那该多好啊？
fell off the ferryboat with him in it?

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千年一遇，绝对的千年一遇
The millennium, the absolute millennium.

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梦就此破灭
Thus endeth the dream.

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早上好，弗莱-
Good morning, Mr. Flem-

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我在这里五年了，这是第一次
I've been here five years and that's the first time

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他走进来没有告诉我
he's walked in without telling me

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禁止吸烟
that the smoking lamp was not lit

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也没有说我们必须全速前进驶向繁荣的彼岸
and that we had to move full speed ahead toward the shores of prosperity.

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也许他病了
Maybe he's sick.

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某种不治之症，比如脑子里长藤壶
Something incurable, like barnacles on the brain.

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很好，脑子里长藤壶
Very good, barnacles on the brain.

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我说康克林，你最好拿上你的飞镖
Say conklin, you better get out your darts.

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不过别瞄准肖像——瞄准唱片
Only forget the portrait-shoot for the record.

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真奇怪
That's odd.

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非常奇怪
Very odd.

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我在这里十年了
I've been here ten years

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这是我第一次看到他露出害怕的表情
and that's the first time I've seen him look frightened.

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外面保持安静
Let's keep it quiet out here.

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我只是…
I was just...

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抱歉，弗莱明顿先生
with your permission, Mr. Flemington,

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新鞋
new shoes.

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你鞋里放了什么
What have you got in them,

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管风琴吗？
pipe organs?

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这艘船必须整顿一下
This ship has got to shape up.

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再说一遍——整顿
Repeat- shape up.

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噪音不等于效率
Noise is not efficiency.

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现在，保持安静
Let's secure now.

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不要发出噪音
And watch this noise.

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是的，先生
Yes, sir.

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除非我大错特错
Unless I'm very much mistaken,

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这是一种非常奇怪的现象，我们称之为听觉暗示
it is one of those very odd phenomena, aural suggestion we called.

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一个人说服自己相信某些事情发生了
A person talks himself into believing occurrences take place

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而实际上那些只是他的想象
when they are figments of imagination.

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除此之外，弗莱明顿先生，还有一些迹象表明
Beyond that, Mr Flemington, there is definitely some suggestion here

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你对你的母亲怀有怨恨
that you are resentful of your mother,

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并且对她虚构的病痛有一种执念
and have a preoccupation with her imaginary ailments.

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至少就目前而言，我的猜测是
My guess at least for the moment

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这种感觉延伸到了你的妻子身上
would be that this feeling extended itself to your wife

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她给你提供了一种类似的母亲形象
who provided you with a similar mother image.

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但我可以告诉你，弗莱明顿先生
But I can tell you this, Mr. Flemington,

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请原谅我再说一遍：
and forgive me if I repeat myself:

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这些事情纯粹是想象的产物
These occurrences are pure figments of imagination.

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我相信你，医生
I believe that, doctor.

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现在，打响指
Now, snap your fingers.

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嗯，你觉得我，呃…
Well, do you think i, uh...

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打吧，打响指
Go ahead, snap your fingers.

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有异常声音吗？
Any abnormal sound?

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正常！
Normal!

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跺脚
Stamp your feet.

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还是正常吗？
Normal again?

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幸福地、愉快地、令人安慰地正常
Happily, delightfully, comfortingly normal.

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你把我治好了，医生
You've cured me, doctor.

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老天在上
By the good lord harry,

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如果纳尔逊海军上将在特拉法尔加战役时有你在
if admiral nelson had had you at trafalgar,

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他就能保住他的眼睛和手臂了
he'd have saved both his eye and his arm.

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用海军术语来说，先生，你非常优秀
In naval parlance, sir, you're 4.0.

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可以这么说，你非常优秀，先生
4.0, sir, in a manner of speaking.

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没关系，弗莱明顿先生
That's all right, Mr. Flemington.

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想怎么摔就怎么摔，请便
Slam it at will, be my guest.

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先生，你有着水手的灵魂
You, sir, have the soul of a seaman.

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祝福你
Bless you.

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不可思议
Incredible.

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绝对不可思议
Absolutely incredible.

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心胜于物
Mind over matter.

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我的妻子显然是罪魁祸首，她对噪音的痴迷
My wife obviously the culprit a miserable preoccupation with noise

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在我脑子里种下了种子
literally planted the seed in my head.

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难以置信，一个船员竟然能影响整艘船的人
Incredible what one crew member can do to a whole ship's company.

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这一切，都是心胜于物
And the whole business, mind over matter.

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女士，这艘船不欢迎你
Madam, you are not welcome on this particular quarter deck.

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我也不会留在这里，上将
Nor shall i stay here, admiral.

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我忘了一些首饰
I forgot some of my jewelry.

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我要去取回来
I will retrieve same

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然后，不管你是否让我上岸
and then, whether you pipe me ashore or not,

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我都要离开
that's precisely where I'll be heading.

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女士，我还得说…
And might i add this, madam...

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尽管你试图—可以这么说
despite your efforts to capsize this worthy vessel,

249
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让这艘值得尊敬的船倾覆
in a manner of speaking,

250
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让它撞上任性与琐碎不满的礁石和暗礁
against the rocks and hidden shoals of petulance

251
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但这艘船依然稳固
and petty dissatisfaction,

252
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而你的一切努力都是徒劳且无益的
the ship remains tight and all your efforts, worthless and wasteful.

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霍雷肖，老朋友
Horatio, old pal,

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让我最后说一句：
let the following be my final comments:

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你是个脑袋空空，长不大的水手
You are an overgrown sailor boy with an undermanned head.

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你满脑子都是不可思议的神经症
You are so full of incredible neuroses

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我奇怪你怎么还没崩溃
that i wonder that you haven't cracked before this.

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别说了，女士，别说了
Belay that, madam, belay that.

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碰巧我刚做了心理检查
It just so happens i have had a psychiatric examination,

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如果我有什么问题，那就是你
and if there is one thing wrong with me, it is you.

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就是你
It is simply you.

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而且，女士
And furthermore, madam,

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我还可以告诉你另一件事：
i can tell you one other thing:

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这一切都是心胜于物
The whole business is mind over matter.

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完全、绝对的心胜于物
Totally and absolutely mind over matter.

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你知道我可以对你做什么吗？
Do you know what i can do to you?

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我可以让你闭嘴
I can shut you off.

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你意识到了吗？
Do you realize that?

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我真的可以让你闭嘴
I can literally shut you off

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因为我有如此强大的意志力
because i am a man of such incredible will

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我可以做任何我想做的事
that i can do anything i want to do.

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现在，继续
Now, go ahead.

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冲我喊吧
Yell at me.

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继续，冲我喊
Go on, yell at me.

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因为即使现在，此时此刻
Because even now, at this moment

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我正在运用心胜于物
i am in the process of exercising mind over matter.

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我正在让你… 闭嘴
I am shutting you... out.

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00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:53,045
弗莱明顿，我真的很疑惑
Flemington, i really do wonder about you.

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00:20:53,813 --> 00:20:56,044
我奇怪为什么没人把你关起来
I wonder why no one has committed you.

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我真的-
I really do-

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看！看！
See! See!

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我已经让你闭嘴了
I have shut you out.

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00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,998
继续，继续说
Go on, talk some more.

284
00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:08,421
罗斯威尔，你真的需要帮助
Really, roswell, you do need help.

285
00:21:09,179 --> 00:21:11,227
你真的需要帮助
You really do need help.

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00:21:15,435 --> 00:21:17,675
难以置信… 心胜于物
Incredible... mind over matter.

287
00:21:18,072 --> 00:21:21,196
我想让她闭嘴，我就让她闭嘴了
I want to shut her out, i simply shut her out.

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现在
Now, then.

289
00:21:24,971 --> 00:21:26,443
我们今晚听什么呢？
What shall we listen to tonight?

290
00:21:29,383 --> 00:21:30,663
"起锚歌"？
"Anchors aweigh"?

291
00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:32,873
"海军学员进行曲"？
"Midshipmans' march"?

292
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,048
让我看看
Let's see.

293
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:41,572
“日本驱逐舰在达拉湾 爆炸的真实声音
"Actual sounds of Japanese destroyer exploding in Lada Bay.

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包括锅炉的嘶嘶声、船尾破裂和烟囱爆炸的声音，”
Complete with boiler hissings, fantail cracking and smokestack exploding."

295
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太棒了，太棒了
Great, great.

296
00:22:04,477 --> 00:22:06,205
外面的人准备好
Better get ready out there.

297
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这会让你精神振奋
This will galvanize you properly.

298
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大声点！再大声点！
Louder! Louder!

299
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:40,646
制造更多噪音
Make more noise.

300
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,554
让我们听听
Let's hear it.

301
00:23:43,258 --> 00:23:44,922
来吧，让我们听听
Come on, let's hear it.

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00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:50,331
再大声点！
Louder!

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00:23:51,005 --> 00:23:54,973
最后一次听到罗斯威尔G·弗莱明顿先生的消息时， 他正在一家疗养院
When last heard from Mr. Roswell G. Flemington was in a sanitarium

304
00:23:55,455 --> 00:23:58,015
恳求医务人员制造一些噪音
pleading with the medical staff to make some noise.

305
00:23:58,586 --> 00:24:01,417
他们认为这是一个悲剧性的失常
They of course believed the case to be a rather tragic aberration

306
00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:03,830
一个人的心智崩溃了
a man's mind becoming unhinged.

307
00:24:04,347 --> 00:24:07,355
为此，他们会给他吃药、治疗和休息
And for this, they'll give him pills, therapy and rest.

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00:24:07,722 --> 00:24:10,727
他们没有意识到弗莱明顿先生所遭受的
Little do they realize that all Mr. Flemington is suffering from

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00:24:11,431 --> 00:24:13,223
只是一种诗意的正义
is a case of poetic justice.

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00:24:13,802 --> 00:24:16,106
今晚关于声音和寂静的故事
Tonight's tale of sounds and silences

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00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:17,645
来自阴阳魔界
from the Twilight Zone.

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00:24:21,532 --> 00:24:23,196
现在，有请塞林先生
And now, Mr. Serling.

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00:24:23,394 --> 00:24:24,788
下一集阴阳魔界
Next time out on the Twilight Zone

314
00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:27,688
我们将进入一个非常黑暗的角落，探索奇异和不可预测的故事
we move in to a very dark corner of the odd and the unpredictable

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00:24:28,047 --> 00:24:29,652
名为"凯撒与我"
with a story called "Caesar and Me."

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00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:31,834
这是由阿黛尔·T·斯特拉斯菲尔德编写的
It's written by Adele T. Strassfield,

317
00:24:31,834 --> 00:24:33,650
主演是当今演艺界最有才华的年轻演员之一
and it stars one of the most talented young men

318
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,621
杰基·库珀
on the acting scene today, Jackie Cooper.

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00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,721
这个故事可能会在你关灯后依然萦绕心头
Here's one that may stay with you after the lights are out.

320
00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:41,427
这是一个关于腹语师和他的木偶的故事
It's a story of a ventriloquist and his dummy,

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00:24:41,911 --> 00:24:45,208
它将带你体验冷彻骨髓的寒意与灼人心扉的狂热
and this one is designed for the cold chills and the hot fevers.

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00:24:46,305 --> 00:25:46,443