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BOTH [SINGING]:
We're waiting for the clock to strike 3
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When it's 3:00, we'll be free
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Then it's adiós, Looniversity
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ALL:
Summertime is coming finally
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[TICKING]
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Say goodbye to teachers and books
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See you in September, you schnooks
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All summer long, we'll be free
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Come on, stupid clock, please strike 3
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In the summer, I will get a golden tan
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I will goof off every second that I can
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During summer break, I'll see the sights
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I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight
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I shall find the skunk hunk of my dreams
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Wanna hug that kitty till he screams
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Summer is the time to hang
With your best friends
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Our one wish
Is that the summer never ends
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We have all been waiting patiently
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Waiting for the clock to set us free
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We beg for summer on bended knee
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Come on, stupid clock, please strike 3
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Strike one, strike two
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Strike three
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[RINGING]
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You're out!
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[SINGING] We almost went loony
From counting days till Juney
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Now this afternoony
Summertime is here
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A three-month vacation
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ALL:
For kids across the nation
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Whatever your location
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It's the best time of the year
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Visit Acme Acres
For a cooldown in the sun
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Beat the heat, it's a treat
Lunch for everyone
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We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
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It's Tiny Toon Adventures
With some summer fun
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Now the video's begun
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PLUCKY:
Ah, vacation.
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Three months of glorious
nonconstructive downtime.
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Now, if you ask real nice, Hammy,
I'll consider letting you hang out with me.
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- Gee, that's nice of you, Plucky, but...
- Now, what will we do first? The beach?
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[PLUCKY GASPS]
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Camping?
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[BEAR GROWLING]
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[PLUCKY SCREAMS & HAMTON GULPS]
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Or shall we simply veg
the whole 12 weeks away...
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...in front of the boob tube?
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-[SINGING] We're tiny
-We're toony
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We're all a little...
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But, Plucky,
I'm going out of town this summer.
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Huh?
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HAMTON:
My folks are taking me to Happy World Land.
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Happy World Land?
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Not the happiest place,
go on all the rides till you barf...
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...fun for kids of all ages
Happy World Land?
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- Uh, yeah.
- Gasp and drool.
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That's every duckling's dream.
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WADE:
Ha, ha. Oh, Hamton.
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Hurry up, son. Ha, ha.
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We're all raring to go.
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- HAMTON: Okay, Dad.
- No.
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[GRUNTS]
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I'll send you a postcard.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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So long. Have a nice summer.
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PLUCKY:
Happy World Land?
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CLOWNS:
Ha, ha, you can't go.
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Ha, ha, you can't go.
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Ha, ha, you can't go.
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Mwah.
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CLOWNS:
Ha!
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WADE:
Anyone have to use the powder room? Ha, ha.
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WINNIE: No, dear.
HAMTON: No, Dad.
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All right, then.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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Bye, Plucky.
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There he goes.
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My best pal,
off on the dream vacation of a lifetime...
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...while I sit here and rot alone.
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WINNIE:
Oops. Dropped the toilet paper.
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We'll see who gets left behind.
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[WADE HUMMING
"POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
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WADE [SINGING]:
Pop goes the weasel
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Are you buckled in all nice and tight,
Hammy, hon?
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[IN MUFFLED VOICE]
Yes, Mom.
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And Uncle Stinky is ready to roll too.
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[BELCHING]
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[WADE HUMMING
"POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
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[SINGING]
Pop goes the weasel
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Oh, look, honey,
Old Bessie's about to hit 100,000 miles.
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We have to record this for posterity.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BELL TOLLING]
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ALL:
Hooray!
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Whoops. Ha, ha.
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Forgot to take off the lens cap.
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WINNIE & HAMTON: Aw.
WADE: Ah, we'll back up and do it again.
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[GRUNTS]
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ALL:
Hooray!
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I think the left front
tire is a little low.
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Aha.
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Why, Plucky,
did you want to come on our trip too?
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No, no. No, ma'am.
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I'll just spend my summer here,
alone and forgotten.
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[SOBBING]
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Gee, Dad, can't we take Plucky with us?
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Oh, please, please, please.
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[WADE LAUGHS]
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Why, sure.
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You can sit next to Hamton
and Uncle Stinky.
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Yay! Welcome aboard, Plucky.
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Hi, Hammy.
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[PLUCKY SNIFFING]
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[STINKY GRUNTING]
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Put her there, Uncle...
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[SNIFFING]
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[GROANS]
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WADE: Alrighty rainy roo,
next stop, Happy World Land.
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ALL:
Yay!
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[SINGING] Oh, the sun shines bright
On Babsy Bunny's heart
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It's time to apply zinc oxide
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Here's the world-famous
Babs Bunny starting her vacation.
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She has her fabulous beach chair...
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...her state-of-the-art sound system...
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...and her fabulous view
of the French Riviera.
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Ah.
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How does she do it?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
It's a toon thing.
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Ah.
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Roasting in the sun.
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What a catastrophe it would be
if it all suddenly came to an end.
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[WHISTLES]
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[BABY CRYING]
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MOTHER:
Buster Bunny...
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...don't you dare squirt Babs
with that water pistol inside the burrow.
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That kind of thing is for outside play.
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[SCREAMS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Aha.
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Over here, Barbara Anne Bunny.
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BABS:
Don't call me that!
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Do your ears look better dry or wet?
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[SCREAMS]
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One more time.
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Kick and breathe and kick and breathe.
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[SNORES]
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You're not gonna learn anything
floating at the bottom of the pool.
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Gangway. Coming through. Pardon me.
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BABS:
Oh, great. Just what I need.
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Hey, Miss Bunny-Head-Head,
that's my baby kitty poolie-woolie.
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I want it.
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You want it?
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I do, I do, I do!
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BABS:
It's all yours, sister.
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[CAT SCREECHES]
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Come back!
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We've got skydiving lessons at 4!
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BABS: I'll get even with Buster
if it's the last thing I do.
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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[CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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Water! Water! Water!
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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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Perhaps I've gone too far.
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But Buster will get drenched for sure.
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I wouldn't say that.
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[GROWLS]
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BUSTER:
Ha, ha. And now for the coup de grâcey.
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[SNORES]
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[YAWNS]
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[SNORES]
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Now, where'd he get to?
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[GASPS]
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I do this water thing to Babsy
throughout the entire video.
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Uncle?
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Uncle.
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Something's on my foot.
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[SCREAMS]
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It's the creeping unknown!
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It's not of this earth!
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Buster, you've got to save my foot.
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It's my lucky rabbit's foot.
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It's Byron.
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BABS:
Who knew?
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- So how do we stop this thing?
- We don't.
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BABS:
So long, Acme Acres.
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BUSTER:
Hello, adventure.
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Mondo distress signal.
Buster and Babs are, like, in peril.
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I'd rescue them
if I didn't have this summerjob.
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Hey, Shirley.
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How's about going
to the dadgum movies with me?
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Like, go bowl for dollars.
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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Huh?
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[ALL GROAN]
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[ALL GROAN]
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All my life, I have had but one dream.
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To meet Johnny Pew,
le skunk movie star of my dreams.
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Hmm. Let me get a clear look at your aura.
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I'm getting something.
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Johnny Pew is heading
toward the Acme Resort Hotel.
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[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
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FIFl:
I am coming to you.
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Come on, Shirl.
Let's take in a dadgum flick.
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Not now.
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[CRYING]
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Why the bummer vibes, Dizzy?
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In summer, Dizzy shed.
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If Dizzy spin, Dizzy be naked.
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You need to get in touch
with your feelings, Diz.
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Don't deny your inner self.
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Spin for the sheerjoy of spinning.
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[SCREAMS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Check out the dude in the box.
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Must be the new trend.
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New trend? How very.
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The box look is in.
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SKATER:
Way in.
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FOWLMOUTH: You just gotta go to the
dadgum movies with me, Shirl. Please?
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Oh, all right.
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See, the girls just can't dadgum resist me.
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[SHIRLEY SIGHS]
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[DIZZY SCREAMS]
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PIGS [SINGING]: Sixty-seven bottles
Of nonalcoholic beverage on the wall
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Sixty-seven bottles
Of nonalcoholic beverage
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If one of these bottles
should happen to fall
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Sixty-six bottles
Of nonalcoholic beverage on the wall
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Sixty-six bottles of nonalcoholic beverage
On the wall
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Sixty-six bottles...
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Sheesh. The von Trapp family, they ain't.
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Uh, call me picky, but isn't that song actually
"A hundred bottles of beer on the wall"?
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We don't drink in our family, Plucky.
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Uh, hey, is it just me
or is it hot in here?
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How about a little a.c., huh?
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Air conditioning wastes gas.
I'll just crack a window.
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Don't you dare, Wade. People will think
we can't afford air conditioning.
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[WADE HUMMING
"POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
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[SINGING]
Pop goes the weasel
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[CHUCKLES]
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Say, Dad, you know anything else?
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Like, uh, I don't know, "Old MacDonald"?
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[HUMMING "OLD MacDONALD"]
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[SINGING]
Pop goes the weasel
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[WADE CHUCKLES & PLUCKY GROANS]
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Well, at least a refreshing
summer shower has sprung up.
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Ah.
254
00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:53,796
[GARGLES]
255
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:55,960
[QUACKING]
256
00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:58,830
[GRUNTING]
257
00:18:02,278 --> 00:18:03,677
[SCREAMS]
258
00:18:03,846 --> 00:18:06,781
I stand corrected.
259
00:18:07,716 --> 00:18:10,879
PLUCKY: Are we anywhere
remotely near Happy World Land yet?
260
00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:13,112
No. But if you're bored,
we can always play...
261
00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:15,416
Spot the Car. Spot the Car.
262
00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:17,855
Ha, ha... Spot the Car.
263
00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:19,892
Whoopee!
264
00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:24,465
Oh, you mean, like, spot the red cars
or the cars with out-of-state plates, huh?
265
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:27,796
No, any car.
266
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:29,267
WADE:
Here they come.
267
00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:31,201
PIGS:
There's a car. There's a car.
268
00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:33,000
There's a car. There's a car.
269
00:18:33,175 --> 00:18:34,870
There's a car. There's a car.
270
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:37,035
[PIGS LAUGHING]
271
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:40,881
- Fun game.
- Look, look, here comes some more.
272
00:18:41,317 --> 00:18:43,911
PIGS: There's a car.
There's a car. There's a car.
273
00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:45,610
There's a...
274
00:18:45,788 --> 00:18:46,812
Whoops.
275
00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:48,320
Truck.
276
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,481
[PIGS LAUGHING]
277
00:18:53,162 --> 00:18:56,063
- Shoot me.
- Ooh, a tunnel.
278
00:18:56,231 --> 00:18:59,166
Everybody hold your breath
in the tunnel and make a wish.
279
00:18:59,335 --> 00:19:00,529
How childish.
280
00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:05,037
If you hold your breath the whole time,
your wish will come true.
281
00:19:06,909 --> 00:19:09,969
I wish I was in Happy World Land.
I wish I was in Happy World Land.
282
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,761
I wish I was in Happy World Land.
283
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,828
I wish I was in Happy World Land.
284
00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:38,172
I can't make it.
285
00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:41,305
[YELPING]
286
00:19:47,282 --> 00:19:49,409
I miss school.
287
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,781
[PIGS LAUGHING]
288
00:19:58,994 --> 00:20:00,985
Oh, I love that game.
289
00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:03,256
[PANTING]
290
00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:06,458
Gee, Plucky,
I guess you didn't get your wish.
291
00:20:06,635 --> 00:20:09,661
Yeah. Hey, neither did you guys.
292
00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:10,896
Sure we did.
293
00:20:11,073 --> 00:20:13,541
We made the same wish we always do.
294
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:18,544
ALL: To be a happy and loving family
forever and ever.
295
00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,841
Oh, rapture. Oh, pure joy.
296
00:20:21,016 --> 00:20:23,348
Oh, for the love of Norman Rockwell
and "The Letterman."
297
00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:25,851
[STINKY GRUNTING]
298
00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:28,854
Hey, the game's over, Uncle Stin...
299
00:20:31,393 --> 00:20:33,190
...ky.
300
00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:53,542
Speak to me, Plucky.
301
00:20:54,082 --> 00:20:55,777
Auntie Em, is that you?
302
00:21:13,202 --> 00:21:16,694
You know, Buster, I think we've gone
far enough down this river.
303
00:21:16,872 --> 00:21:20,706
Oh, relax.
Enjoy the gentle lapping of the water...
304
00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:23,436
...the carefree croaking of the frogs...
305
00:21:23,612 --> 00:21:27,241
...the quiet whispering of the wind
through your ears.
306
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,010
BABS:
The scary possum kid plucking the banjo.
307
00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:32,449
[PLAYING "OLD FOLKS AT HOME"]
308
00:21:32,621 --> 00:21:35,988
BUSTER: Don't worry, Babs.
He's just trying to communicate.
309
00:21:36,158 --> 00:21:40,219
After all, music is the universal language.
310
00:21:40,395 --> 00:21:44,832
Hmm. His music does have
a certain rustic je ne sais quoi...
311
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,433
...romantic charm...
312
00:21:46,602 --> 00:21:48,229
...if you know what I mean.
313
00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:50,595
[BUSTER STAMMERING]
314
00:21:52,274 --> 00:21:54,333
Humma, humma, humma...
315
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:58,276
Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
316
00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,142
BUSTER:
You might say that.
317
00:22:01,884 --> 00:22:04,751
- I got you. I got you.
- But who's got you?
318
00:22:05,053 --> 00:22:07,248
[BABS SCREAMING]
319
00:22:07,723 --> 00:22:09,486
SUPERMAN:
I do, kids.
320
00:22:13,228 --> 00:22:15,458
Hey, pal, this is our story.
321
00:22:15,631 --> 00:22:17,656
Yeah, get your own video.
322
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,165
It's your call.
323
00:22:21,169 --> 00:22:23,137
[BABS SCREAMING]
324
00:22:27,676 --> 00:22:29,473
ALL [SINGING]:
Beneath the ocean
325
00:22:29,645 --> 00:22:31,442
Beneath the ocean
326
00:22:32,314 --> 00:22:35,442
We make big commotion
Beneath the ocean
327
00:22:35,918 --> 00:22:36,942
[BURBLES]
328
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,950
Wrong cartoon.
329
00:22:39,755 --> 00:22:41,120
[CRACKS]
330
00:23:02,077 --> 00:23:03,738
Babs?
331
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,642
You okay, Babsy?
332
00:23:26,401 --> 00:23:29,063
Hey, Babs, come on, wake up.
333
00:23:31,773 --> 00:23:34,264
You splash me one more time,
blue ears, and I'Il...
334
00:23:34,443 --> 00:23:35,467
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
335
00:23:35,644 --> 00:23:37,339
Shh, shh. What's that?
336
00:23:37,512 --> 00:23:39,503
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
337
00:23:47,422 --> 00:23:51,017
BABS: Okay, we're obviously outnumbered.
We'll just quietly retreat.
338
00:23:53,061 --> 00:23:54,585
[BABS & BUSTER SCREAM]
339
00:23:54,763 --> 00:23:56,697
[PLAYING "OLD FOLKS AT HOME"]
340
00:23:59,401 --> 00:24:02,598
Oh, look, it's our pal from the bridge.
341
00:24:04,439 --> 00:24:06,373
These must be his kinfolk.
342
00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:09,203
Howdy, Buster and Babs Bunny here.
No relation.
343
00:24:09,378 --> 00:24:10,709
[GROWLING]
344
00:24:11,146 --> 00:24:14,047
Aren't they the happy little chatterboxes?
345
00:24:21,523 --> 00:24:23,150
Good evening, ladies.
346
00:24:25,827 --> 00:24:27,590
Look, they want us to stay for dinner.
347
00:24:28,964 --> 00:24:30,932
For dinner or as dinner?
348
00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:36,867
BUSTER:
Relax, Babs. Don't be so judgmental.
349
00:24:40,776 --> 00:24:43,108
These are good, salt-of-the-earth folk.
350
00:24:43,545 --> 00:24:44,671
That's what scares me.
351
00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:47,109
We can still relate to each other.
352
00:24:47,282 --> 00:24:49,273
[MIMICKING BANJO TWANGING]
353
00:24:50,452 --> 00:24:53,512
[PLAYING SAME TUNE]
354
00:25:07,969 --> 00:25:09,334
[BABS SCREAMS]
355
00:25:10,172 --> 00:25:11,852
[BOTH PLAYING
"TINY TOON ADVENTURES" THEME]
356
00:25:12,808 --> 00:25:13,832
[BABS SCREAMS]
357
00:25:21,783 --> 00:25:22,841
[BABS SCREAMS]
358
00:25:43,638 --> 00:25:46,106
Buster!
359
00:26:00,722 --> 00:26:01,746
[GIGGLING]
360
00:26:43,799 --> 00:26:45,323
BABS:
Come on.
361
00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,696
We were really cooking.
362
00:26:50,572 --> 00:26:54,201
You are really so alert.
363
00:27:08,857 --> 00:27:10,722
[CAT SCREECHING]
364
00:27:10,892 --> 00:27:13,952
Come back, kitty, you'll get a sunburn.
365
00:27:20,368 --> 00:27:24,065
FIFl:
Le sigh. The Acme Resort Hotel.
366
00:27:24,639 --> 00:27:27,574
Johnny Pew is in there somewhere.
367
00:27:30,745 --> 00:27:32,736
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
368
00:27:33,815 --> 00:27:34,941
[GRUNTS]
369
00:27:36,051 --> 00:27:37,279
Yes? How may I help you?
370
00:27:37,452 --> 00:27:39,920
I am here to get Johnny Pew's autograph.
371
00:27:40,088 --> 00:27:43,251
He is my favorite movie-star skunk hunk.
372
00:27:46,094 --> 00:27:47,356
[GRUNTS]
373
00:27:49,831 --> 00:27:53,824
This may be a bit more difficult
than I imagined.
374
00:27:58,707 --> 00:28:03,041
Hello, Mr. Leno,
would you like me to check your chin?
375
00:28:03,211 --> 00:28:06,146
[IN BROOKLYN ACCENT]
Where is my client? I must see my client.
376
00:28:06,314 --> 00:28:07,906
Can I help you, madam?
377
00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:10,813
I am Michelle Lovitz, Johnny Pew's agent.
378
00:28:10,986 --> 00:28:13,454
And I need to see my client right away.
379
00:28:14,256 --> 00:28:17,123
Really? How very interesting.
380
00:28:17,292 --> 00:28:19,385
Uh, right this way.
381
00:28:24,566 --> 00:28:26,966
Now, then,
you both claim to be Michelle Lovitz.
382
00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:32,201
Will the real Michelle Lovitz
please stand up?
383
00:28:37,879 --> 00:28:38,903
[SQUEAKS]
384
00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:45,409
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
It isn't over till the fat lady sings.
385
00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:49,818
WOMAN [SINGING]:
O'er the land of the free
386
00:28:49,991 --> 00:28:54,826
And the home of the brave
387
00:29:01,436 --> 00:29:05,497
[SOBBING]
Le boo, le boo, le boo.
388
00:29:05,674 --> 00:29:09,371
I will never get his autograph.
389
00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:12,971
Who's the delivery for?
390
00:29:13,148 --> 00:29:16,015
Eh, some Hollywood hotshot in the hotel.
391
00:29:19,988 --> 00:29:23,253
- Where to?
- Up on 11.
392
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:27,451
[HUMMING SULTRY TUNE]
393
00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:40,572
Viva la success.
394
00:29:49,084 --> 00:29:50,381
LETTERMAN:
Grub is here.
395
00:29:50,552 --> 00:29:52,543
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
396
00:29:53,822 --> 00:29:57,258
When I ordered room service,
I was hoping they'd send up another room.
397
00:29:57,425 --> 00:29:59,416
[McMAHON & AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
398
00:30:00,729 --> 00:30:03,095
Oprah, what kind of tree are you?
399
00:30:03,264 --> 00:30:05,755
Well, girlfriend, I'm a weeping willow.
400
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:06,958
[SOBBING]
401
00:30:07,135 --> 00:30:08,159
AUDIENCE:
Aw.
402
00:30:08,336 --> 00:30:10,167
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
403
00:30:14,109 --> 00:30:15,667
So, what's with the hair?
404
00:30:15,844 --> 00:30:18,745
Hey, let's get busy.
405
00:30:18,913 --> 00:30:20,938
[HOOTING]
406
00:30:21,616 --> 00:30:24,779
Oh, my, we're having some fun now.
407
00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:26,511
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
408
00:30:26,688 --> 00:30:27,848
[PLAYS RIMSHOT]
409
00:30:34,529 --> 00:30:35,655
Le sob.
410
00:30:35,830 --> 00:30:37,889
Le really big sob.
411
00:30:38,066 --> 00:30:39,090
Le boo-hoo.
412
00:30:39,267 --> 00:30:40,461
[SOBS AND SNIFFS]
413
00:30:40,635 --> 00:30:42,603
Ugh. Blow your nose.
414
00:30:42,771 --> 00:30:44,363
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
415
00:30:50,011 --> 00:30:51,171
Johnny!
416
00:30:51,346 --> 00:30:53,712
You!
417
00:30:56,217 --> 00:30:57,479
[JOHNNY GRUNTS]
418
00:30:58,219 --> 00:31:00,881
Ah! Could I have your autograph?
419
00:31:01,056 --> 00:31:03,217
Uh, I don't have a pen.
420
00:31:04,726 --> 00:31:06,318
Got to have a pen.
421
00:31:06,494 --> 00:31:07,961
Oh, please.
422
00:31:08,129 --> 00:31:10,563
[FIFI WHIMPERING]
423
00:31:10,732 --> 00:31:12,723
[SOBBING]
424
00:31:14,736 --> 00:31:15,794
Sob.
425
00:31:15,970 --> 00:31:18,268
Hey, relax, babe. We'll find one.
426
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,998
Come on.
427
00:31:20,308 --> 00:31:22,367
I would die for you.
428
00:31:22,544 --> 00:31:26,503
JOHNNY: I know, but that won't be
necessary. You can just carry my stuff.
429
00:31:29,084 --> 00:31:31,245
Oh, somebody, pinch me.
430
00:31:33,688 --> 00:31:36,156
Wait for me, Johnny.
431
00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:47,291
PLUCKY:
Say, how about some grub?
432
00:31:47,469 --> 00:31:49,596
WINNIE:
Ooh, good idea.
433
00:31:49,771 --> 00:31:51,602
Mm. Yum.
434
00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:54,606
Mayo and cream cheese on white
with the crusts cut off.
435
00:31:54,776 --> 00:31:56,835
My favorite.
436
00:32:01,282 --> 00:32:03,443
They bring their own food to the drive-in.
437
00:32:03,618 --> 00:32:05,279
I don't believe this family.
438
00:32:07,956 --> 00:32:09,890
That's five waters to go.
439
00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:12,026
Are you sure you don't want anything else?
440
00:32:12,193 --> 00:32:16,653
Why, yes. I'd like ajumbo cheeseburger,
chili fries, a cherry pie... Unh.
441
00:32:16,831 --> 00:32:18,458
Thanks, miss. We're fine.
442
00:32:20,268 --> 00:32:22,133
[STINKY BELCHES]
443
00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:31,904
Well, if I can't stuff my face,
I'll feed my intellect.
444
00:32:32,514 --> 00:32:33,947
Comic books.
445
00:32:36,117 --> 00:32:39,245
Look, Hammy,
here's the cream of my collection.
446
00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:44,016
A pristine, mint-condition first printing
of lmmature Radioactive Samurai Slugs.
447
00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:45,284
Number one.
448
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:50,124
Oh, now, Plucky, we don't allow Hamton
to read comic books on family trips.
449
00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:52,565
Sheesh.
450
00:32:52,734 --> 00:32:56,329
Typical parents, convinced comics
will sap a kid's cerebellum.
451
00:32:56,504 --> 00:32:57,903
HAMTON:
It's not that.
452
00:32:58,072 --> 00:33:03,806
Reading in the car
always makes me, gulp, carsick.
453
00:33:10,818 --> 00:33:12,809
[HAMTON GAGGING]
454
00:33:35,777 --> 00:33:38,109
PLUCKY:
No, Hamton, not on the comic!
455
00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:39,337
[VOMIT SPLASHES]
456
00:33:39,514 --> 00:33:41,038
[PLUCKY SOBS]
457
00:34:01,736 --> 00:34:04,466
BABS [SINGING]:
Veal parmigiana
458
00:34:04,639 --> 00:34:07,199
Cream fettuccine
459
00:34:07,642 --> 00:34:10,440
Ravioli
460
00:34:10,612 --> 00:34:13,206
Clams with linguini
461
00:34:13,715 --> 00:34:16,707
Hot pepperoni
462
00:34:16,884 --> 00:34:19,853
Tasty spumoni
463
00:34:20,021 --> 00:34:22,319
We haven't eaten in weeks.
464
00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:25,716
[SINGING]
Veal parmigiana
465
00:34:25,893 --> 00:34:28,657
Veal parmigiana
466
00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:32,027
Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
467
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:35,095
- For what?
- Pizza. You got any money?
468
00:34:36,471 --> 00:34:38,439
Thank you, Mr. Romance.
469
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:44,037
You know, Babsy, in this moonlight,
you look just like Morey Amsterdam.
470
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:47,204
Morey Amsterdam?!
471
00:34:49,517 --> 00:34:51,246
Hey, look.
472
00:34:52,287 --> 00:34:54,527
BABS [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]:
Well, shut my mouth wide open.
473
00:34:54,689 --> 00:34:56,088
A Southern mansion.
474
00:34:56,257 --> 00:34:58,657
Maybe we can ask them
how to get back to Acme Acres.
475
00:34:58,826 --> 00:35:02,023
What's your rush? We just got here.
476
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,320
[IN TRANSYLVANIAN ACCENT] Nice place to
live if you've got a bolt through your neck.
477
00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:12,667
Rope it in, Boris.
It's a romantic tradition of the South.
478
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,038
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Beautiful homes,
refined gentlemen and delicate ladies.
479
00:35:18,813 --> 00:35:20,075
ALLIGATORS:
Yes?
480
00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:23,217
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Strike my last stereotype.
481
00:35:25,887 --> 00:35:30,290
Well, look who's done come
to our Fourth of July soiree.
482
00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:32,551
We must introduce ourselves.
483
00:35:32,727 --> 00:35:35,628
BIG BOO: Look, he's got no pants.
ALLIGATORS: Ha-ha-ha.
484
00:35:35,797 --> 00:35:38,163
I'm Big Boo. Unh.
485
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,563
I'm Sissy Boo. Unh.
486
00:35:40,735 --> 00:35:43,397
And I'm Little Boo.
487
00:35:43,938 --> 00:35:47,567
And who are you,
you pantless hunk of hair, you?
488
00:35:47,742 --> 00:35:49,073
I'm out of here.
489
00:35:52,814 --> 00:35:53,838
[BUSTER GRUNTS]
490
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:57,718
Well, skin me alive and call me luggage.
491
00:35:57,885 --> 00:35:59,182
[SNIFFING]
492
00:35:59,354 --> 00:36:00,616
What have we here?
493
00:36:00,788 --> 00:36:05,020
A gentleman caller's
done come a-courting, Big Daddy Boo.
494
00:36:05,927 --> 00:36:07,952
I'm not courting anyone.
495
00:36:08,129 --> 00:36:11,155
Well, of course you're not, son.
Courting's over.
496
00:36:11,332 --> 00:36:14,358
- It's time for the wedding.
- What?
497
00:36:14,535 --> 00:36:17,595
Ooh. A Fourth of July wedding.
498
00:36:17,772 --> 00:36:19,262
How romantical.
499
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,432
Now, which one of you
hasn't been married for a while?
500
00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:24,635
Me, Big Daddy.
501
00:36:24,812 --> 00:36:27,042
No, it's me.
502
00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:29,513
Me. It's my turn.
503
00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:32,109
Ha, ha. It's mine. Oof.
504
00:36:33,821 --> 00:36:35,379
SISSY BOO:
Halt, lizard lips.
505
00:36:37,091 --> 00:36:38,683
It's my turn.
506
00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:40,555
No, it's mine.
507
00:36:40,728 --> 00:36:41,752
Mine.
508
00:36:41,929 --> 00:36:43,556
- Mine.
- Mine.
509
00:36:43,731 --> 00:36:46,222
Now, simmer down, dumplings.
510
00:36:46,401 --> 00:36:48,392
You'll all marry this one.
511
00:36:48,569 --> 00:36:50,867
I'll get the wedding rings.
512
00:36:51,038 --> 00:36:54,166
- SISSY BOO: I'll get the flowers.
- I'll get the oven ready.
513
00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:57,072
I can't marry all three of them.
That's bigamy.
514
00:36:57,612 --> 00:37:00,206
No. That's big of me.
515
00:37:02,216 --> 00:37:03,240
[BABS CHUCKLES]
516
00:37:03,418 --> 00:37:06,978
BABS [IN NORMAL VOICE]: This will teach Buster
a thing or two about starting water fights.
517
00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:08,145
[BYRON SNORING]
518
00:37:08,322 --> 00:37:11,416
Shh. Take a break. I'll handle this.
519
00:37:13,027 --> 00:37:16,087
Now, I just need a plan.
520
00:37:16,531 --> 00:37:19,091
Well, a shack full of fireworks.
521
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,362
Isn't that convenient?
522
00:37:21,803 --> 00:37:24,863
"Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...
523
00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:27,030
...to join this rabbit and this...
524
00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:29,608
Uh, these gatorettes in, uh..."
525
00:37:30,211 --> 00:37:33,476
Zubba, zubba, zub. Blah, blah, blah.
Yada, yada, yada.
526
00:37:33,648 --> 00:37:35,275
So on, so on, so forth.
527
00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:36,974
I always cry at weddings.
528
00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:39,449
[BUSTER SOBBING]
529
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:40,712
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
530
00:37:40,888 --> 00:37:44,915
"And if anybody here thinks these three
or four young ones shouldn't get hitched...
531
00:37:45,092 --> 00:37:48,289
...let them speak now
or forever hold their peace."
532
00:37:48,463 --> 00:37:50,303
BABS [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]:
Hold it right there.
533
00:37:50,465 --> 00:37:51,932
Hello. Glad to meet you.
534
00:37:52,099 --> 00:37:55,227
I am Chuck B. Charlatan
from the Acme Fireworks Company.
535
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,564
I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
536
00:37:57,738 --> 00:37:59,069
Well, a wedding.
537
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,502
You are in luck.
538
00:38:00,675 --> 00:38:03,803
This month's special
is a variety of wedding fireworks.
539
00:38:03,978 --> 00:38:05,002
[ALLIGATORS CHEERING]
540
00:38:05,179 --> 00:38:07,079
Fireworks!
541
00:38:07,548 --> 00:38:09,607
Well, I don't know.
542
00:38:09,784 --> 00:38:12,378
I am authorized
by the Acme Fireworks Company...
543
00:38:12,553 --> 00:38:16,819
...to offer you, at no charge whatsoever,
a free fireworks demonstration.
544
00:38:17,325 --> 00:38:20,419
Nice dress. Make it yourself?
Here you go. Greetings, Godzilla.
545
00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:22,754
Looking kind of peaked there, son.
546
00:38:22,930 --> 00:38:24,864
You took long enough.
547
00:38:25,032 --> 00:38:28,729
I was enjoying watching you sweat.
548
00:38:30,271 --> 00:38:33,104
We got snappers and bangers
and poppers and crackers.
549
00:38:33,274 --> 00:38:36,107
We got them Roman candles,
yucky curly snaky things...
550
00:38:36,277 --> 00:38:39,542
...and the little spinny whirlibobs
that never work.
551
00:38:40,147 --> 00:38:41,205
[YELLS]
552
00:38:41,382 --> 00:38:42,440
[BABS LAUGHS]
553
00:38:42,617 --> 00:38:45,916
Are you married? Hmm?
554
00:38:46,087 --> 00:38:47,987
Sure am.
555
00:38:48,289 --> 00:38:49,483
Meet the missus.
556
00:38:49,657 --> 00:38:51,318
Woof.
557
00:38:53,361 --> 00:38:54,385
[BYRON SNORING]
558
00:38:54,562 --> 00:38:55,790
[BABS SIGHS]
559
00:38:57,698 --> 00:39:00,030
If you'll just step this
way for a ringside seat.
560
00:39:00,201 --> 00:39:02,294
No need to shove.
Plenty of room for everyone.
561
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:05,837
Well, don't let me interrupt
the blessed event.
562
00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:09,136
Goodbye, good luck, and bon voyagey.
563
00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:10,902
SISSY BOO: Goodbye!
BIG DADDY: Bye-bye!
564
00:39:11,078 --> 00:39:12,102
Huh?
565
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,872
ALLIGATORS:
Hey!
566
00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:31,489
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Happy Independence Day.
567
00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:35,659
And as Ben Franklin
once said, "Let's bolt."
568
00:39:49,283 --> 00:39:51,274
Thanks. I owe you one.
569
00:39:51,452 --> 00:39:53,852
Oh, are we gonna start counting now?
570
00:39:58,859 --> 00:40:00,190
[GROWLS]
571
00:40:02,997 --> 00:40:05,397
ELMYRA:
Why my kitty ran away?
572
00:40:05,566 --> 00:40:08,694
I want a kitty-witty head.
573
00:40:10,071 --> 00:40:12,699
MAN [OVER PA]:
Welcome to Wild Safari Zoo.
574
00:40:12,873 --> 00:40:16,570
For your safety, please make sure
that your doors and windows...
575
00:40:16,744 --> 00:40:18,871
...remain locked at all times.
576
00:40:19,046 --> 00:40:23,483
Because, you know,
wild animals can be very, very dangerous.
577
00:40:23,651 --> 00:40:25,050
ELMYRA:
Aminals?
578
00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:30,724
Ooh, a kitty.
Or to be more precise, a cheetah.
579
00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:33,384
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
580
00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:36,792
MAN:
We hope you are enjoying Wild Safari Zoo.
581
00:40:36,964 --> 00:40:41,094
May I repeat so that Warner Bros. won't
get sued if anyone really does this...
582
00:40:41,268 --> 00:40:42,895
...do not get out of the car.
583
00:40:46,807 --> 00:40:50,641
Bye-bye. I'll just die
if I don't get a kitty.
584
00:40:50,811 --> 00:40:52,039
It's my obsession.
585
00:40:53,414 --> 00:40:55,405
[SNORING]
586
00:40:57,118 --> 00:40:58,813
I'm gonna start his motor.
587
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:06,422
You need a tune-up.
588
00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:09,324
[CHEETAH SCREAMS]
589
00:41:14,201 --> 00:41:15,759
[GRUNTING]
590
00:41:17,271 --> 00:41:19,262
[GRUNTING]
591
00:41:22,309 --> 00:41:23,503
Goodness.
592
00:41:23,678 --> 00:41:28,206
My cheetah left me his pajamas.
593
00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:34,012
[SINGING]
Ooh, looking good, baby
594
00:41:35,556 --> 00:41:36,955
[GASPS]
595
00:41:37,992 --> 00:41:40,392
[HUMMING
"DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY"]
596
00:41:43,130 --> 00:41:46,691
I'm in camouflagey.
597
00:41:52,006 --> 00:41:53,030
[GASPS]
598
00:41:53,207 --> 00:41:54,970
Baby kitties.
599
00:41:55,142 --> 00:41:57,542
Aren't they adorable?
600
00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:02,013
I wanna eat you up.
601
00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:04,247
[ALL SCREECH]
602
00:42:04,985 --> 00:42:08,011
ELMYRA:
This is no time for hide-and-seek.
603
00:42:08,189 --> 00:42:10,987
Olly olly oxen free.
604
00:42:11,158 --> 00:42:12,716
[CUB 1 WHIMPERS]
605
00:42:13,494 --> 00:42:15,394
Got you.
606
00:42:16,697 --> 00:42:18,494
[CUB 2 WHIMPERS]
607
00:42:20,234 --> 00:42:22,395
Found you.
608
00:42:24,638 --> 00:42:26,401
[CUB 3 WHIMPERS]
609
00:42:26,574 --> 00:42:27,598
Ta-da.
610
00:42:27,775 --> 00:42:28,799
I won.
611
00:42:28,976 --> 00:42:33,572
And my prize is an armful of love.
612
00:42:33,914 --> 00:42:35,814
[HUMMING "TINY TOON ADVENTURES"
THEME]
613
00:42:41,889 --> 00:42:45,916
I'm gonna read you
all my favorite bedtime stories.
614
00:42:46,093 --> 00:42:51,588
"There are many carnivorous animals
in the jungle."
615
00:42:51,766 --> 00:42:52,790
Ooh.
616
00:42:52,967 --> 00:42:54,559
I love carnivals.
617
00:42:54,735 --> 00:43:01,538
"The lion preys on lesser animals
such as zebras."
618
00:43:02,743 --> 00:43:04,734
[CUBS WHISPERING]
619
00:43:13,788 --> 00:43:16,552
Ooh, ooh. Here's a pretty picture.
620
00:43:17,057 --> 00:43:19,355
Look, Mr. Pretty-Faced-Gazelley.
621
00:43:19,527 --> 00:43:22,018
That's you.
622
00:43:22,196 --> 00:43:25,461
Kiss yourself. Kiss
yourself. Kiss yourself.
623
00:43:27,635 --> 00:43:33,403
And the most feared predator
in the jungle is me.
624
00:43:33,574 --> 00:43:34,836
[GIGGLES]
625
00:43:35,009 --> 00:43:36,271
Kiss me. Kiss me. Kiss me.
626
00:43:36,443 --> 00:43:38,604
[ALL SCREAMING]
627
00:43:43,217 --> 00:43:47,085
Aminals can be so capricious.
628
00:43:47,855 --> 00:43:53,623
[SINGING] I love cats, I love kitties
Squeeze them into itty-bittys
629
00:44:07,107 --> 00:44:11,510
Being in nature is so invinegarating.
630
00:44:18,485 --> 00:44:20,476
[HUMMING "TINY TOON ADVENTURES"
THEME]
631
00:44:26,327 --> 00:44:27,589
[GROWLS]
632
00:44:30,197 --> 00:44:31,994
[CHEETAH SOBBING]
633
00:44:37,504 --> 00:44:39,335
[CUBS WHIMPERING]
634
00:44:41,075 --> 00:44:43,771
[SCREECHING]
635
00:44:45,713 --> 00:44:48,341
[SOBBING]
636
00:44:50,517 --> 00:44:51,609
[GROWLS]
637
00:44:51,785 --> 00:44:53,685
ELMYRA:
Kitty cat.
638
00:44:54,188 --> 00:44:57,021
Ready or not, here I come.
639
00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,449
[ALL WHIMPERING]
640
00:45:04,865 --> 00:45:08,995
Well, if it isn't the king of the jungle.
641
00:45:09,169 --> 00:45:11,364
[ROARS]
642
00:45:11,538 --> 00:45:14,769
You don't have to yell.
I know what you want.
643
00:45:14,942 --> 00:45:16,876
You want a haircut.
644
00:45:18,712 --> 00:45:20,043
[GROWLS]
645
00:45:20,214 --> 00:45:22,205
[BUZZING]
646
00:45:23,817 --> 00:45:26,786
There. Isn't that preferable?
647
00:45:26,954 --> 00:45:27,978
[GASPS]
648
00:45:28,155 --> 00:45:29,315
[SCREAMS]
649
00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:32,550
Long hair is so retro.
650
00:45:36,096 --> 00:45:38,394
Come back, you kitties.
651
00:45:41,902 --> 00:45:44,268
WOMAN: Hey.
MAN: What are you doing?
652
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:56,013
I lose more kitties that way.
653
00:46:02,523 --> 00:46:05,014
[HORN HONKING]
654
00:46:05,859 --> 00:46:06,917
[YELLS]
655
00:46:08,862 --> 00:46:12,093
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
656
00:46:15,703 --> 00:46:17,694
I'm a wilting waterfowl.
657
00:46:17,871 --> 00:46:20,396
Can we please stop for a drink of water?
658
00:46:20,574 --> 00:46:23,702
I'm starting to sweat almost
as much as Uncle Stinky.
659
00:46:23,877 --> 00:46:25,936
I could stand a pit stop myself.
660
00:46:34,088 --> 00:46:35,282
Let's suit up.
661
00:46:35,456 --> 00:46:36,787
Suit up?
662
00:46:44,999 --> 00:46:47,661
Commence restroom sterilization.
663
00:46:58,379 --> 00:46:59,778
[GASPS]
664
00:47:22,036 --> 00:47:24,004
Water.
665
00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:31,369
[GRUNTS]
666
00:47:31,545 --> 00:47:33,035
Darn sticky Naugahyde.
667
00:47:41,822 --> 00:47:44,791
Oh, well, nice to feel
a draft again, anyway.
668
00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:46,892
Now to wet my whistle.
669
00:47:49,163 --> 00:47:51,654
WADE:
Ah. Nothing like a clean restroom.
670
00:47:55,969 --> 00:47:58,028
Good heavens.
If you drink that much water...
671
00:47:58,205 --> 00:48:00,332
...we'll be stopping again in no time.
672
00:48:00,507 --> 00:48:01,599
[ENGINE REVS]
673
00:48:03,644 --> 00:48:05,134
[GRUNTS]
674
00:48:12,753 --> 00:48:14,914
[WHIMPERING]
675
00:48:17,191 --> 00:48:19,391
WADE: How about some music, Winnie?
WINNIE: Ooh, lovely.
676
00:48:20,094 --> 00:48:22,085
ELMER [ON RADIO]:
This is K-FUDD radio.
677
00:48:22,262 --> 00:48:25,254
Restful rhythms for weary wayfarers.
678
00:48:25,432 --> 00:48:26,524
[ELMER LAUGHS]
679
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,691
[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO]
680
00:48:31,405 --> 00:48:32,963
This is sheer torture.
681
00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:35,301
How long till we're at Happy World Land?
682
00:48:35,476 --> 00:48:38,877
Maybe we could figure it out
on this road map.
683
00:48:41,348 --> 00:48:42,372
Now, let's see.
684
00:48:42,549 --> 00:48:44,414
Here's Acme Acres
and here's Happy World Land.
685
00:48:44,585 --> 00:48:45,609
[STINKY LAUGHING]
686
00:48:45,786 --> 00:48:48,914
And here's us,
smack in the middle of nowhere.
687
00:48:50,257 --> 00:48:54,091
Now, if we proceed due east
along this frontage road...
688
00:48:54,261 --> 00:48:55,922
...then hang a left at Beloit...
689
00:48:56,096 --> 00:49:00,863
...and jog northwesterly along Route 647
for a couple of dozen parsecs...
690
00:49:01,034 --> 00:49:07,030
...that will put us into Happy World Land
at, oh, roughly, April 6th, 2021.
691
00:49:07,207 --> 00:49:09,767
WADE:
I know the way, Plucky. Thank you.
692
00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:16,072
[THUNDER CRASHING]
693
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,899
Rick Dees in the morning...
694
00:49:35,068 --> 00:49:37,502
...we nearly ran over that poor young man.
695
00:49:37,671 --> 00:49:39,696
He looks as white as a sheet with fear.
696
00:49:39,873 --> 00:49:42,103
The least we can do
is give him a ride to town.
697
00:49:46,313 --> 00:49:47,337
[GULPS]
698
00:49:47,514 --> 00:49:50,677
Hi there, young fellow. Need a lift?
699
00:49:51,185 --> 00:49:53,278
Hamton, you squeeze in front
with Mom and me.
700
00:49:53,453 --> 00:49:54,681
Okay.
701
00:50:01,762 --> 00:50:02,786
[PLUCKY CHUCKLES]
702
00:50:02,963 --> 00:50:06,660
Hello. Care for some
slightly moist reading material?
703
00:50:10,270 --> 00:50:11,310
MAN [ON RADIO]:
News flash.
704
00:50:11,471 --> 00:50:16,067
A psychotic killer has escaped
from the state maximum-security prison.
705
00:50:16,810 --> 00:50:19,438
The raving maniac is described
as a lanky man...
706
00:50:19,613 --> 00:50:22,309
...with scraggly hair
and a pasty complexion.
707
00:50:22,482 --> 00:50:24,712
When last sighted, the homicidal fiend...
708
00:50:24,885 --> 00:50:30,016
...was wearing a dirty baseball cap,
tattered overcoat and green high-tops.
709
00:50:30,190 --> 00:50:31,350
Phew.
710
00:50:31,525 --> 00:50:34,153
MAN:
Wait. I'm sorry. That's orange high-tops.
711
00:50:36,730 --> 00:50:39,858
Mama. MAN: Doctors
report the slavering lunatic...
712
00:50:40,033 --> 00:50:42,194
...has a psychotic aversion to pork.
713
00:50:43,503 --> 00:50:46,028
In fact, exposure to any pig product...
714
00:50:46,206 --> 00:50:49,004
...will cause him
to go screaming off the deep end.
715
00:50:49,543 --> 00:50:52,808
If seen, please notify
the authorities at once.
716
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:57,383
Remember this important number: 555-9...
717
00:50:57,551 --> 00:51:02,215
Honestly, there's so much sensationalism
in the media these days.
718
00:51:02,789 --> 00:51:04,518
[LAUGHS]
719
00:51:05,392 --> 00:51:08,156
HITCHHIKER:
Bacon. Pork chops.
720
00:51:08,328 --> 00:51:09,556
[HITCHHIKER LAUGHS]
721
00:51:09,730 --> 00:51:12,062
Hog jowls.
722
00:51:14,935 --> 00:51:17,699
It's the... It's the... It's the...
723
00:51:17,871 --> 00:51:19,600
Whew. Ee. Ay.
724
00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:24,939
[SCREAMING]
725
00:51:25,812 --> 00:51:27,507
No roughhousing in the car, Plucky.
726
00:51:30,284 --> 00:51:31,376
[HITCHHIKER SLAVERING]
727
00:51:31,551 --> 00:51:33,246
HITCHHIKER:
Spareribs.
728
00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:35,718
Ham hocks.
729
00:51:36,123 --> 00:51:37,283
Carnitas.
730
00:51:37,924 --> 00:51:40,484
I'll send an SOS to my sweetheart, Shirley.
731
00:51:40,661 --> 00:51:45,428
Yeah. Once she sees what a spot
we're in, she'll rush to our rescue.
732
00:52:01,481 --> 00:52:02,709
[BEEPING]
733
00:52:14,361 --> 00:52:17,296
Special delivery for Shirley the Loon.
734
00:52:18,198 --> 00:52:21,861
- "Dear Shirley..."
- Come on, Shirl, it's dadgum movie time.
735
00:52:22,035 --> 00:52:24,595
Mondo dragola.
736
00:52:31,144 --> 00:52:33,271
I want a kitty. I want a kitty.
737
00:52:33,447 --> 00:52:35,711
Will you sign my photo now?
738
00:52:35,882 --> 00:52:38,009
Heh. Are you always so needy?
739
00:52:40,187 --> 00:52:43,623
I've seen this flick a hundred
dadgum times, Shirl. You'll love it.
740
00:52:44,591 --> 00:52:47,116
Oh, no, not you again.
741
00:52:49,463 --> 00:52:53,957
Okay, you save the seats, Shirl.
I'll snag the dadgum snacks.
742
00:52:54,634 --> 00:52:56,795
All right, move it, big
butt. Coming through.
743
00:52:56,970 --> 00:52:59,336
Honey, what do you want?
744
00:52:59,506 --> 00:53:01,997
Ha, ha. He called me honey. Let's see.
745
00:53:02,175 --> 00:53:05,055
I'll have one giant dadgum popcorn,
two wieners, hold the dadgum mustard.
746
00:53:05,212 --> 00:53:09,706
Hmm. Goobers or Raisinets?
Goobers or Raisinets?
747
00:53:10,183 --> 00:53:12,811
Heh. Ain't that the eternal question?
748
00:53:12,986 --> 00:53:15,216
Guess I'll never know the eternal answer.
749
00:53:19,059 --> 00:53:21,527
Shirl! Shirl! Ah.
750
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,833
Pardon me. Gangway.
751
00:53:28,402 --> 00:53:30,996
Excuse me, you walking area code.
Could you move your...?
752
00:53:31,171 --> 00:53:33,935
Ow. Dadgum it. Excuse me. Ooh.
753
00:53:34,107 --> 00:53:35,233
Dadgum it.
754
00:53:35,409 --> 00:53:37,400
You rude dadgum. Hmm.
755
00:53:37,577 --> 00:53:39,943
Cheap way to get snacks, though.
756
00:53:42,082 --> 00:53:43,174
[SHIRLEY GAGS]
757
00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:45,477
Lights are dimming!
758
00:53:45,652 --> 00:53:48,621
Lights are dimming!
759
00:53:50,257 --> 00:53:52,521
Guy, the sound-system promo.
760
00:53:58,865 --> 00:54:00,560
[DRONING ON SCREEN]
761
00:54:07,808 --> 00:54:11,369
ANNOUNCER [ON SCREEN]:
The audience is now deaf.
762
00:54:18,618 --> 00:54:20,176
[GRUNTING]
763
00:54:26,359 --> 00:54:29,590
Hello. Are we putting on a little weight,
n'est ce pas?
764
00:54:30,030 --> 00:54:31,759
Popcorn pour vous.
765
00:54:32,966 --> 00:54:36,367
Babe, take out the unpopped kernels, okay?
They'll chip my caps.
766
00:54:39,439 --> 00:54:41,532
JOHNNY:
Shh. It's starting.
767
00:54:43,477 --> 00:54:47,379
I'm Hezakaya Rya,
reporter for The Acme Gazette.
768
00:54:47,547 --> 00:54:50,539
Oh, man, it's just some moronic commercial.
769
00:54:51,051 --> 00:54:52,245
Writing is tough work...
770
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:53,852
[BUSTER & BABS SCREAMING]
771
00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:56,887
...and sometimes I just need to relax,
so I come to this river.
772
00:54:57,057 --> 00:55:00,959
Because even serious journalists
need to unwind.
773
00:55:01,127 --> 00:55:03,220
FOWLMOUTH:
Quit your dadgum yakking!
774
00:55:03,396 --> 00:55:06,559
ANNOUNCER:
No smoking cigarettes in the theater.
775
00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:09,429
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND WHISTLING]
776
00:55:09,603 --> 00:55:11,594
[MUTTERING]
777
00:55:14,741 --> 00:55:16,732
[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING]
778
00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:25,577
FOWLMOUTH:
All right, Skunknophobia!
779
00:55:25,752 --> 00:55:28,186
- Yahoo!
- AUDIENCE: Shh!
780
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,095
I've seen this a hundred times.
There's Horatio, the skunknophobe.
781
00:55:37,264 --> 00:55:39,289
MAN:
Shh. Come on. Down in front.
782
00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:43,926
Okay, look, Shirl,
Horatio is about to get a dadgum flat tire.
783
00:55:44,104 --> 00:55:46,732
- Shh.
- "Shh" yourself!
784
00:55:46,907 --> 00:55:48,534
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
785
00:55:49,075 --> 00:55:51,305
Okay, Horatio is
terrified of skunks, right?
786
00:55:51,478 --> 00:55:55,539
Watch what happens when he gets out
to change his dadgum tire.
787
00:55:56,149 --> 00:55:57,173
[SNIFFS]
788
00:55:57,350 --> 00:55:58,977
Oh, no, a skunk.
789
00:55:59,586 --> 00:56:01,019
[LAUGHING]
790
00:56:01,187 --> 00:56:03,052
You think it's a real dadgum skunk.
791
00:56:03,223 --> 00:56:05,885
- But it's only the stinky state trooper again.
- Grr.
792
00:56:06,059 --> 00:56:07,890
- Fowlmouth, pipe down.
- See?
793
00:56:08,061 --> 00:56:09,961
Only a dadgum state trooper.
794
00:56:10,130 --> 00:56:12,121
[GROWLING]
795
00:56:18,672 --> 00:56:20,401
Happy?
796
00:56:20,574 --> 00:56:24,806
Ah. Nothing like cool, fresh well water.
797
00:56:24,978 --> 00:56:26,912
FOWLMOUTH:
Look out, Horatio!
798
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,342
[HISSES]
799
00:56:28,515 --> 00:56:31,211
That scene really scared me
the first time I saw it.
800
00:56:31,384 --> 00:56:33,545
That's it. I'm moving.
801
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,245
- Don't forget to write.
- CROWD: Shh!
802
00:56:36,423 --> 00:56:39,722
Oh, you just missed
the best part of the movie.
803
00:56:39,893 --> 00:56:41,121
[CROWD GROWLS]
804
00:56:43,430 --> 00:56:46,524
What do you mean
by talking through the movie?
805
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:47,997
[SCREAMS]
806
00:56:48,168 --> 00:56:51,035
At this rate, we'll never get to my scene.
807
00:56:51,204 --> 00:56:52,762
Then the crowd should thank me...
808
00:56:52,939 --> 00:56:56,875
...you n0-talent, dadgum excuse
for a dadgum actress.
809
00:56:57,043 --> 00:56:58,704
[ACTORS CHATTERING]
810
00:57:03,483 --> 00:57:05,212
[ALL CHEERING]
811
00:57:11,524 --> 00:57:14,220
Oh, it's Johnny Pew.
812
00:57:14,394 --> 00:57:16,794
Gee, may I have your autograph?
813
00:57:16,963 --> 00:57:19,591
Ha, ha. Sure, babe.
814
00:57:26,072 --> 00:57:27,596
Thanks.
815
00:57:31,011 --> 00:57:34,538
That was my photograph.
I cannot believe you.
816
00:57:34,714 --> 00:57:38,115
Yeah, well, I am pretty unbelievable. Heh.
817
00:57:38,752 --> 00:57:43,689
You are nothing
but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk.
818
00:57:43,857 --> 00:57:47,054
You, Monsieur Pew, stink!
819
00:57:49,095 --> 00:57:50,221
[ALL CHEERING]
820
00:57:56,036 --> 00:57:58,504
Ooh. I got myself a kitty.
821
00:57:58,672 --> 00:58:03,473
Hello, my stinky kitty-head.
Say hello to Mommy Elmyra.
822
00:58:03,643 --> 00:58:05,110
Oh, no!
823
00:58:05,278 --> 00:58:06,836
Oh, yes.
824
00:58:07,013 --> 00:58:09,447
I'm gonna change your diapers
and give you a bath...
825
00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:14,781
...and even potty train you,
you stinky kitty-faced man.
826
00:58:19,659 --> 00:58:21,650
[YAWNS THEN GRUNTS]
827
00:58:39,946 --> 00:58:43,848
We're still downriver and I'm still soaked.
828
00:58:44,017 --> 00:58:47,009
BUSTER: You know, you look kind of pretty
there standing in the rain.
829
00:58:47,187 --> 00:58:49,621
I love the way the wind rustles
through your ears...
830
00:58:49,789 --> 00:58:52,053
...and that shine the water makes
on your fur.
831
00:58:52,225 --> 00:58:57,219
And your uncanny resemblance
to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
832
00:58:57,864 --> 00:59:00,697
Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you.
833
00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:11,568
Buster, this trip downriver
has been truly special.
834
00:59:11,745 --> 00:59:14,805
Downright Twainian
in a Hitchcockian sort of way.
835
00:59:14,981 --> 00:59:16,744
But I miss my family.
836
00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:19,441
I miss performing.
837
00:59:19,753 --> 00:59:22,153
I miss being dry!
838
00:59:24,124 --> 00:59:26,115
I wanna go home to Acme Acres.
839
00:59:26,292 --> 00:59:27,316
[STEAMBOAT WHISTLING]
840
00:59:27,494 --> 00:59:30,463
BUSTER:
Maybe that steamboat will give us a lift.
841
00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:32,495
Ahoy! Avast!
842
00:59:32,665 --> 00:59:35,395
Uh, shiver me timbers
and all that nautical talk.
843
00:59:35,835 --> 00:59:37,666
They don't see us.
844
00:59:38,972 --> 00:59:40,496
BUSTER:
Jump!
845
00:59:44,144 --> 00:59:46,339
Babs, grab the lifesaver!
846
00:59:46,513 --> 00:59:49,311
Who can think of candy at a time like this?
847
00:59:49,482 --> 00:59:50,642
Oh.
848
00:59:55,588 --> 00:59:56,816
Are you okay?
849
00:59:56,990 --> 00:59:59,356
Yeah. That was a close one, right, Byron?
850
00:59:59,526 --> 01:00:01,756
[SNORING]
851
01:00:02,195 --> 01:00:06,598
Well, what have we here? Stowaways?
852
01:00:06,766 --> 01:00:08,597
I'm Captain Tupelo Toad.
853
01:00:08,768 --> 01:00:12,864
Now, I don't cotton to stowaways
aboard my good ship Delta Burke.
854
01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:15,701
Call me kooky,
but that sounds like a song cue to me.
855
01:00:17,110 --> 01:00:20,273
[SINGING]
On the good ship Delta Burke
856
01:00:21,614 --> 01:00:23,104
Rope it in, kooky.
857
01:00:23,283 --> 01:00:27,117
That little lady is just what we need
for our big show.
858
01:00:28,521 --> 01:00:30,887
- Show? Did you say show?
- Uh, thanks...
859
01:00:31,057 --> 01:00:34,959
...but Babsy here is anxious
to get home to Acme Acres.
860
01:00:37,363 --> 01:00:42,630
Ah, Ricky, I wanna be in the show.
861
01:00:44,370 --> 01:00:48,238
I think we can make some sort of deal here.
862
01:00:55,748 --> 01:00:58,546
HITCHHIKER:
I hate duck too.
863
01:00:59,319 --> 01:01:01,310
[SCREAMS]
864
01:01:07,026 --> 01:01:09,494
PLUCKY:
Dad. Oh, Dad. Wade. Mr. Pig.
865
01:01:09,662 --> 01:01:11,186
[SCREAMING]
866
01:01:16,836 --> 01:01:19,805
This is as far as we go, son.
867
01:01:20,139 --> 01:01:22,664
HITCHHIKER: Where's the
duck? Here duckie, duckie, duckie.
868
01:01:22,842 --> 01:01:25,743
Now, remember,
if you're ever in Acme Acres...
869
01:01:25,912 --> 01:01:28,346
...drop by and we'll chew the fat. Ha, ha.
870
01:01:28,514 --> 01:01:29,913
Little pig joke there.
871
01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:32,347
Hasta lumbago.
872
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,920
Die, piggy swine!
873
01:01:38,024 --> 01:01:39,719
Such a nice young man.
874
01:01:39,893 --> 01:01:41,520
Real straight-arrow type.
875
01:01:41,694 --> 01:01:44,060
Did you have a nice talk
with our guest, Plucky?
876
01:01:44,230 --> 01:01:46,721
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
877
01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:49,494
Plucky? Wake up. We're almost there.
878
01:01:49,669 --> 01:01:51,660
- Heaven?
- Not quite.
879
01:01:51,838 --> 01:01:53,533
But it's the next best thing.
880
01:01:53,706 --> 01:01:55,469
Happy World Land.
881
01:01:56,376 --> 01:01:58,401
Happy World Land? We made it!
882
01:01:58,578 --> 01:02:02,639
Whoopee! Yahoo! Mwah, mwah, mwah.
883
01:02:05,785 --> 01:02:07,412
WADE:
Everybody smile.
884
01:02:08,321 --> 01:02:11,347
WINNIE:
Have you ever seen such a big parking lot?
885
01:02:11,524 --> 01:02:12,684
PLUCKY:
Ooh.
886
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:16,351
I'm gonna go on every
ride till I barf twice.
887
01:02:16,529 --> 01:02:18,520
Now, hold your horses, Plucky.
888
01:02:18,698 --> 01:02:20,825
We've got to capture this Kodak moment.
889
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,399
Excuse me, young man.
890
01:02:22,568 --> 01:02:25,128
Would you mind getting a few pictures
of the family?
891
01:02:25,305 --> 01:02:27,432
Uh, yeah. Um, yeah. Um...
892
01:02:29,175 --> 01:02:31,109
[MUMBLING]
893
01:02:33,446 --> 01:02:37,212
Hold it. We're forgetting our happy caps.
Okay.
894
01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:39,718
[MUMBLING]
895
01:02:39,886 --> 01:02:42,116
WORKER: Cheese.
ALL: Cheese.
896
01:02:44,157 --> 01:02:45,590
WADE:
Thanks.
897
01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:47,282
Uh, don't mention it.
898
01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:49,325
[ON SPEAKERS]
Happy World Land
899
01:02:49,495 --> 01:02:51,326
Happy World Land
900
01:02:51,497 --> 01:02:55,263
Where the fun doesn't stop
At only 80 bucks a pop
901
01:02:55,435 --> 01:02:57,403
In beautiful Happy World Land
902
01:02:58,438 --> 01:02:59,928
HAMTON:
Come on, Plucky.
903
01:03:00,873 --> 01:03:02,306
PLUCKY:
Hey! Wait for me!
904
01:03:02,475 --> 01:03:04,568
HAMTON:
The monorail will take us to the park.
905
01:03:04,744 --> 01:03:08,578
Welcome to a land
Where the fun never stops
906
01:03:08,748 --> 01:03:12,377
We have six thrill rides and 400 gift shops
907
01:03:12,552 --> 01:03:16,044
The smiles are always rosy
The sky is always blue
908
01:03:16,756 --> 01:03:20,886
This is Happy World Land
Where all your dreams come true
909
01:03:21,060 --> 01:03:24,291
Look, Hamton, it's the legendary
Happy Go Pukey ride.
910
01:03:24,464 --> 01:03:26,455
[ALL CHEERING]
911
01:03:27,066 --> 01:03:28,124
[ALL RETCH]
912
01:03:28,634 --> 01:03:30,932
PLUCKY:
There's Happy Feet.
913
01:03:31,104 --> 01:03:32,628
[ALL SCREAMING]
914
01:03:34,340 --> 01:03:35,967
How about a spin on the Gargle?
915
01:03:36,142 --> 01:03:38,133
[GARGLING]
916
01:03:40,046 --> 01:03:42,241
Oh, joy! The Happy Crasher!
917
01:03:44,317 --> 01:03:45,944
[ALL SCREAMING]
918
01:03:46,753 --> 01:03:48,550
PLUCKY:
Jeez, the Happy Centrifuge.
919
01:03:48,721 --> 01:03:50,313
[ALL SCREAMING]
920
01:03:50,490 --> 01:03:52,481
[ALL GROANING]
921
01:03:54,527 --> 01:03:56,859
Look, Hammy, there's Slap-Happy Fun.
922
01:03:58,998 --> 01:04:00,192
OPERATOR:
Belt up, everyone.
923
01:04:03,136 --> 01:04:05,866
HAMTON:
Golly, the Stairway to Heaven.
924
01:04:06,039 --> 01:04:09,566
PLUCKY:
Check this out. The Bullet Train to Heck.
925
01:04:12,211 --> 01:04:14,702
Let's stay here a week. No, two weeks.
926
01:04:14,881 --> 01:04:17,349
Heck, let's stay the whole month.
927
01:04:17,550 --> 01:04:20,713
Well, ha, ha, that was fun.
928
01:04:20,887 --> 01:04:24,414
- I'll say. Now, let's go home.
- Okay, Mom.
929
01:04:24,590 --> 01:04:26,717
[STAMMERS]
But we didn't do anything.
930
01:04:26,893 --> 01:04:29,327
All we did was ride around
on the monorail.
931
01:04:29,495 --> 01:04:31,793
Don't wanna overdo
it the first visit, Plucky.
932
01:04:31,964 --> 01:04:34,489
Think what we'll have to look forward to
the next time.
933
01:04:35,068 --> 01:04:37,696
What? But we didn't...
We came all that way.
934
01:04:37,870 --> 01:04:40,202
Don't we even...? Rides. Fun. Pixies.
935
01:04:40,373 --> 01:04:43,433
Happy Go Pukey.
936
01:04:48,114 --> 01:04:51,948
Oh, dear, it looks like Plucky's had
way too much excitement for one trip.
937
01:04:52,118 --> 01:04:55,485
- Put him in back, Hamton.
- Okay, Dad.
938
01:04:57,090 --> 01:04:58,785
[SINGING]
Happy World Land
939
01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:00,550
Happy World Land
940
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:03,988
Where all your dreams come true
941
01:05:13,473 --> 01:05:15,668
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC]
942
01:05:15,842 --> 01:05:18,402
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
943
01:05:18,578 --> 01:05:21,172
The Delta Burke's
Floating Dinner Theater...
944
01:05:21,347 --> 01:05:27,115
...is delighted to present
two deliciously talented young rabbits...
945
01:05:27,487 --> 01:05:28,715
[DRUMROLL]
946
01:05:28,888 --> 01:05:31,789
...uh, Buster and Babs Bunny!
947
01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:33,721
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
948
01:05:36,028 --> 01:05:37,427
We're here.
949
01:05:37,597 --> 01:05:41,556
Hi, fun seekers. You know,
Babsy and I thought it would be fun...
950
01:05:41,734 --> 01:05:45,226
...to tell you how we spent
our summer vacation riding down the river.
951
01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:48,564
Hey!
952
01:05:48,741 --> 01:05:51,141
[SINGING]
And we were rowin', rowin'
953
01:05:51,310 --> 01:05:52,470
Rowin'down the river
954
01:05:52,645 --> 01:05:54,875
Rowin', rowin'
955
01:05:55,047 --> 01:05:56,639
Rowan and Martin
956
01:05:56,816 --> 01:05:58,443
These are the jokes, folks.
957
01:05:58,618 --> 01:06:01,314
Feel free to laugh any time, or not.
958
01:06:01,487 --> 01:06:03,114
Babs. Ahem.
959
01:06:03,289 --> 01:06:06,019
- Hello?
- I'm trying to talk to the folks here.
960
01:06:06,192 --> 01:06:07,625
- I'm done.
- Positive?
961
01:06:07,793 --> 01:06:08,851
- Check.
- Honest?
962
01:06:09,028 --> 01:06:11,792
- You betcha.
- Okay.
963
01:06:11,964 --> 01:06:15,764
[SINGING] I met my little bright-eyed doll
Down by the riverside
964
01:06:15,935 --> 01:06:17,766
That's it. I have had it.
965
01:06:17,937 --> 01:06:22,306
I am trying to talk to the people here,
and all the time you keep interrupting...
966
01:06:22,475 --> 01:06:26,309
...with your dumb songs and comments
and shtick and I don't know what else.
967
01:06:26,479 --> 01:06:29,812
I don't know why I put up with this.
All I am trying to do...
968
01:06:29,982 --> 01:06:32,610
...is tell one simple story.
969
01:06:32,785 --> 01:06:33,911
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
970
01:06:34,086 --> 01:06:36,350
Is that so much to ask?
971
01:06:36,522 --> 01:06:38,854
- Are you done?
- I guess.
972
01:06:39,025 --> 01:06:40,049
- Sure?
- Yeah.
973
01:06:40,226 --> 01:06:44,253
Good. So Buster and I decided to spend
our whole summer going down the river.
974
01:06:44,430 --> 01:06:46,921
It was lots of fun at first but...
975
01:06:47,099 --> 01:06:49,090
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING]
976
01:06:50,503 --> 01:06:51,765
[ORCHESTRA PLAYS FLOURISH]
977
01:06:51,938 --> 01:06:53,633
Thank you.
978
01:06:53,806 --> 01:06:55,501
Sounds like a terrific audience.
979
01:06:55,975 --> 01:06:58,705
A lot nicer than some of the creeps
we met on this trip.
980
01:06:58,878 --> 01:07:02,473
You said it. Let's turn up the house lights
and get to know each other better.
981
01:07:02,648 --> 01:07:05,947
Lookie, girls, it's our beau with no pants.
982
01:07:07,587 --> 01:07:09,384
Yoo-hoo!
983
01:07:15,995 --> 01:07:17,189
- Possums.
- Gators.
984
01:07:17,363 --> 01:07:18,694
- Dinner theater.
- Main course.
985
01:07:18,864 --> 01:07:20,388
- Options? Bolt.
- One. Bingo.
986
01:07:20,566 --> 01:07:22,466
BABS: Ready?
BUSTER: Go!
987
01:07:30,509 --> 01:07:31,567
Dinner.
988
01:07:31,744 --> 01:07:33,371
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
989
01:07:37,216 --> 01:07:38,808
CROWD:
Food.
990
01:07:39,385 --> 01:07:43,344
Boy, set a paw out of Acme Acres
and you're meat on the table.
991
01:07:43,522 --> 01:07:45,547
BABS:
We're trapped.
992
01:07:46,659 --> 01:07:48,559
[BABS SCREAMS]
993
01:07:50,963 --> 01:07:53,727
So where's Superman when you need him?
994
01:07:57,169 --> 01:07:59,160
[GROWLS]
995
01:07:59,939 --> 01:08:01,133
Woof.
996
01:08:06,779 --> 01:08:08,406
BUSTER:
Hey, Byron can fly.
997
01:08:08,581 --> 01:08:09,878
BABS:
Who knew?
998
01:08:35,408 --> 01:08:40,573
First one to find them
gets to chow down on the good parts.
999
01:08:57,797 --> 01:08:59,628
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
1000
01:09:02,301 --> 01:09:03,962
Welsh rabbit.
1001
01:09:12,578 --> 01:09:14,739
Oh, no, one of those possums.
1002
01:09:15,181 --> 01:09:17,741
Oh, shoot. Don't fret none, missy.
1003
01:09:18,184 --> 01:09:20,652
I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins.
1004
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:23,584
I'd never eat a guy
who could play his face.
1005
01:09:24,023 --> 01:09:27,083
See, Babsy, I told you music
was the universal language.
1006
01:09:27,259 --> 01:09:29,591
And here I thought it was Esperanto.
1007
01:09:29,762 --> 01:09:30,990
[CHAINSAW BUZZING]
1008
01:09:31,163 --> 01:09:33,961
BIG BOO:
Don't let them get away!
1009
01:09:57,456 --> 01:09:58,480
Don't look now, Babsy.
1010
01:09:59,892 --> 01:10:01,723
Bunny burgers.
1011
01:10:03,529 --> 01:10:05,394
[BABS SCREAMS]
1012
01:10:32,558 --> 01:10:34,549
[WADE HUMMING
"POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
1013
01:10:38,597 --> 01:10:41,065
WADE [SINGING]:
Pop goes the weasel
1014
01:10:41,233 --> 01:10:43,724
Guess what, we're home.
1015
01:10:44,303 --> 01:10:45,531
Yes! Yes!
1016
01:10:45,704 --> 01:10:46,966
Woof, woof, woof!
1017
01:10:47,139 --> 01:10:48,163
Home, sweet home.
1018
01:10:48,340 --> 01:10:52,174
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
1019
01:10:53,813 --> 01:10:57,271
Mwah, mwah, mwah. Ew.
1020
01:11:01,921 --> 01:11:03,411
Land, ho.
1021
01:11:03,589 --> 01:11:05,250
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
1022
01:11:05,424 --> 01:11:08,689
The sweet taste of my home turf. Mwah.
1023
01:11:08,861 --> 01:11:12,490
WADE: Careful, Plucky, we
just had the lawn fertilized.
1024
01:11:22,374 --> 01:11:24,308
Bleh.
1025
01:11:34,487 --> 01:11:35,886
Tongue joke number 10.
1026
01:11:36,055 --> 01:11:39,684
So long, sayonara, and good riddance.
1027
01:11:39,859 --> 01:11:42,259
At least I'll never
have to live through that again.
1028
01:11:42,428 --> 01:11:43,725
Hold on there, Plucky.
1029
01:11:45,664 --> 01:11:47,723
You haven't seen the
slide show of our trip.
1030
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:50,063
Slide show?
1031
01:11:53,539 --> 01:11:56,770
WINNIE: Ooh, there's that bathroom
at that motel we stayed at in Yorba Linda.
1032
01:11:56,942 --> 01:11:58,773
HAMTON:
It was so clean.
1033
01:11:58,944 --> 01:12:01,504
[STINKY GRUNTING]
1034
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,360
WINNIE:
There's that nice young man we met.
1035
01:12:03,516 --> 01:12:05,074
[PLUCKY SCREAMS]
1036
01:12:05,251 --> 01:12:08,550
WINNIE: Did you give him our address?
HAMTON: No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's.
1037
01:12:08,721 --> 01:12:09,813
PLUCKY:
What?!
1038
01:12:09,989 --> 01:12:12,787
HAMTON: Oh, look, the
parking lot of Happy World Land.
1039
01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:14,516
[PLUCKY SOBBING]
1040
01:12:14,693 --> 01:12:17,127
WADE:
And that's the last slide.
1041
01:12:17,296 --> 01:12:19,287
I'm free. Free!
1042
01:12:19,732 --> 01:12:21,461
Free at last! I'm absolved!
1043
01:12:21,634 --> 01:12:23,625
Released! Exculpated! Free!
1044
01:12:23,802 --> 01:12:24,826
I flew the coop!
1045
01:12:25,004 --> 01:12:26,995
[PLUCKY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
1046
01:12:43,956 --> 01:12:46,982
BABS [SINGING IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]:
I was born a coal digger's daughter
1047
01:12:47,593 --> 01:12:50,391
Great. Now we're in a rerun of Hee Haw.
1048
01:13:02,708 --> 01:13:04,403
[ON SPEAKERS]
Happy World Land
1049
01:13:04,577 --> 01:13:06,511
Happy World Land
1050
01:13:06,679 --> 01:13:10,410
Where the fun doesn't stop
At only 80 bucks a pop
1051
01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:13,279
In beautiful Happy World Land
1052
01:13:13,452 --> 01:13:15,532
BABS [IN NORMAL VOICE]:
Oh, boy, here comes a tunnel.
1053
01:13:15,688 --> 01:13:17,417
Hold your breath and make a wish.
1054
01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:22,192
BABS:
Oh, I got my wish. A mall.
1055
01:13:22,361 --> 01:13:24,852
BUSTER: What the...?
BABS: Back-to-school sales.
1056
01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:27,123
- Buster, it's you.
- BUSTER: Oh, what is it?
1057
01:13:27,299 --> 01:13:28,698
BABS:
It's the new box look.
1058
01:13:31,737 --> 01:13:33,034
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
1059
01:13:33,205 --> 01:13:35,673
Well, that was unnecessary.
1060
01:13:36,175 --> 01:13:38,336
Oh, and he's not?
1061
01:13:39,111 --> 01:13:40,578
Huh?
1062
01:13:43,148 --> 01:13:45,139
[SCREAMING]
1063
01:13:50,322 --> 01:13:52,813
- BUSTER: The bridge is out.
- Oh, Buster.
1064
01:13:52,992 --> 01:13:57,053
- I never got a chance to tell you...
- Shh. I feel the same way.
1065
01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:07,531
A plot hole?
1066
01:14:07,706 --> 01:14:11,437
BABS: I was wondering how those
hack writers were gonna wrap things up.
1067
01:14:16,115 --> 01:14:19,607
- Head toward the light.
- BUSTER: What? Do we got a choice?
1068
01:14:21,353 --> 01:14:24,618
- It's Acme Acres.
- Oh, I can see my house.
1069
01:14:28,794 --> 01:14:32,958
Hoo-ee. I sure got a lot to learn
about cartoons.
1070
01:14:33,132 --> 01:14:36,124
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there will be plenty
of time for that when school starts.
1071
01:14:36,535 --> 01:14:37,695
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
1072
01:14:37,870 --> 01:14:40,566
If you're late for the first day of school,
you're cuckoo.
1073
01:14:41,573 --> 01:14:43,165
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
1074
01:14:43,742 --> 01:14:45,505
BUSTER:
School's starting already?
1075
01:14:46,912 --> 01:14:48,607
Way to go, Huck Finn.
1076
01:14:48,781 --> 01:14:51,375
We spent our entire vacation downriver.
1077
01:14:51,550 --> 01:14:53,211
Summer's over.
1078
01:14:53,385 --> 01:14:58,880
Yeah. And I can't think of a better way
to have spent it, Babs, than with you.
1079
01:15:00,693 --> 01:15:03,321
- Really?
- Absolutely.
1080
01:15:03,495 --> 01:15:04,689
[BABS SIGHS]
1081
01:15:09,935 --> 01:15:11,163
[GROWLS]
1082
01:15:11,336 --> 01:15:12,769
[BUSTER LAUGHS]
1083
01:15:16,175 --> 01:15:20,669
Hot dang,
I'm gonna get me some edumacation.
1084
01:15:36,729 --> 01:15:40,722
[SINGING] We're sad, we're confessin'
That school is back in session
1085
01:15:40,899 --> 01:15:42,833
I sure learned my lesson
1086
01:15:43,001 --> 01:15:44,832
I actually had fun
1087
01:15:45,003 --> 01:15:48,769
I'm filled with elation
I'm back from that vacation
1088
01:15:48,941 --> 01:15:53,002
For my next incarnation
I'm coming as a nun
1089
01:15:53,178 --> 01:15:56,636
Welcome back to Acme Loo
For a new school year
1090
01:15:57,216 --> 01:15:58,945
-Yikes, a test
-I need rest
1091
01:15:59,118 --> 01:16:00,676
I'm living in fear
1092
01:16:01,186 --> 01:16:02,983
Johnny Pew is a pity
1093
01:16:03,155 --> 01:16:04,952
At least I got my kitty
1094
01:16:05,124 --> 01:16:08,651
-No more playtime, now look great
-We've been outdone
1095
01:16:09,194 --> 01:16:10,718
Tunnels and car games
1096
01:16:10,896 --> 01:16:12,227
Boy, that trip was sure lame
1097
01:16:12,397 --> 01:16:14,194
Here's our pal, what's his name?
1098
01:16:14,366 --> 01:16:15,390
Someone call a cop
1099
01:16:15,567 --> 01:16:17,262
ALL:
You viewers are lucky
1100
01:16:17,436 --> 01:16:18,960
Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
1101
01:16:19,138 --> 01:16:22,039
When weather gets mucky
You can take it from the top
1102
01:16:22,574 --> 01:16:25,668
When September rolls around
You hear the school bell sound
1103
01:16:25,844 --> 01:16:28,870
Never mind, punch rewind
It's summertime again
1104
01:16:29,047 --> 01:16:31,948
We're tiny, we're toony
We're all a little loony
1105
01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:33,749
It's Tiny Toon Adventures
1106
01:16:33,919 --> 01:16:36,285
And I am the champ
1107
01:16:36,455 --> 01:16:39,117
And now you are just damp
1108
01:16:42,127 --> 01:16:45,221
I just can't help myself.
1109
01:19:45,477 --> 01:19:46,842
Woof.
1109
01:19:47,305 --> 01:20:47,634
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