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(SINGING)
Yeah
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It's a classic, baby
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I've been all over the
world, but you know
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Told ya There's nothing
I wouldn't do for ya
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I hope you don't mind
that I show ya
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I want the whole world
to know ya
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'Cause wakin' up here in the mornin'
got me movin' soon as I'm yawnin'
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I'm ready to rise and grind and
shine for socializin', enterprisin'
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On my mind is glory
So somebody tell my story
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You people might think that
it's borin' But don't you ignore me
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You treated me oh, so well
In particular the ATL
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And whenever
you wanna see me
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Hey, it's easy,
you can meet me
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I'm on Fleet Street,
come on
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(ON SPEAKER)
FBI! Pull over, now!
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You want to go?
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No! You will not get your
mail till I get to your house.
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Don't make me use
the PIT maneuver.
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I will get to your house
when I get to your house!
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(SCREAMING)
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Get out of the truck.
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Put your hands
in the air.
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What is wrong with you? You
could've stopped back there.
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You made me have to
chase you, man.
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Please, God, let someone
be taping this in the bushes.
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Just give me what I want.
Whoa, whoa.
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That's a federal offense,
all right?
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Only the mailman
touches the mail.
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You do realize I'm
packing, don't you?
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(EXCLAIMS)
Yeah.
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I could pop one
in your ass!
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Okay. All right,
all right. Just relax.
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Do I gotta pop one?
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Chill-ax. Okay?
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I got your mail
right here.
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Capital One credit card with
no introductory interest rate.
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No. No.
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Okay. Fair enough.
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Steam Clean Carpet Service.
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No.
Okay, true dat, true dat.
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Duke University! Boo-ya!
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(LAUGHS)
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Come here! Come here!
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(SCREAMING)
Come here!
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Come here! Come
here! I'm warning you.
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I know it's
college decision day,
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but you win
the crazy parent award!
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Thick. Thick, thick.
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My boy got in.
My boy got in!
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Thank you.
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Hey!
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Don't be surprised
when I lose your tax refund!
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(TOOTING CAR HORN)
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Hey! Trent!
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Trent!
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You up there?
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Whoo! Trent,
you're on your way.
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(DIALING MOBILE PHONE)
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MALE RECEPTIONIST:
Desert Retreat.
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Hi.
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I need to speak
to my wife, Sherrie.
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I'm sorry, no
phone calls allowed.
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Yeah, well, I know
no phone calls allowed,
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but, you see, it's an emergency.
Our son just got accepted...
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Sir, your wife is in complete
isolation for the next 72 hours.
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Come on. It's a
mind-body retreat.
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It's not Area 51.
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Uh-oh! Please take
a soothing breath with me.
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No, I will not take a
soothing breath with you.
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Namaste.
But I can come down there
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and snatch that
ponytail off your head.
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Namaste.
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
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(STAMMERS)
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(IN SING-SONG)
Duke University.
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CANETTI:
What? Malcolm?
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Speaking.
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It's Jason Bourne.
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I told you, we don't
use code names.
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You take all the fun away,
Chocolate Thunder, you know that?
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All right. What do
you want, Nicky?
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The exchange is tonight,
11:00 p.m.
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You got what they want?
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Yeah, as long as
you got what I want.
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And listen,
I'm thinking now Bali.
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Well, you know, there's no
witness protection program in Bali.
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But don't worry, we're
gonna take care of you.
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All right, then Mexico. But not
Cabo! It's gotten way too touristy.
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
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Hello? Chocolate?
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(CROWD CHEERING ON PHONE)
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Trent!
Hey, Malcolm.
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Where are you?
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I'm, uh...
I'm at the library.
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Library.
Yeah.
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But it's noisy.
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It's Book Appreciation Day.
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But look. Trent, we
need to talk, all right?
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So, come home soon.
We got to talk.
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Uh, I'm losing you.
All right.
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(HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYING)
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CROWD: Yeah!
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(RAPPING)
I'm a lyrical miracle
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ALL: Hey! Baby!
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Quick-witted, better get
with it, stay sick with it
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They saying
I'm a lyrical miracle
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Hey!
Baby
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I'm automatic, a rap
fanatic Let me do my thing
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This is how I do it
Fluid, every time I ride by
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I'm so incredible
They're forgettable, bye-bye
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You know my name If you
didn't hear it, then here it go
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I be that lyrical miracle
with the witty flow
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Looking at that shorty, she's
a cutie What's your name?
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Baby, you should call me I
can scoop you and we can hang
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Okay, if not, then I
ain't twisting your arm
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But don't be trying to holler at
me when you're singing along
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I'm a lyrical miracle
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Hey!
Baby
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Quick-witted, better get
with it, stay sick with it
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They saying
I'm a lyrical miracle
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Baby
Hey!
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I'm automatic, a rap
fanatic Let me do my thing
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(CROWD MURMURING
IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
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Hey, y'all, the
Prodi-G's a little parched.
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I'll be back for
a second set, a'ight?
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(CROWD GRUMBLING)
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Library?
How'd you find me?
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The Bureau
tracked your phone.
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Thank God my dad's
an orthodontist.
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For real. That's some
Nazi Germany shnizzle.
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Let's talk, now.
Uh-uh.
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Scratch and Rembrandt
are my family.
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Whatever you got to say,
you can say in front of them.
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(SCOFFS) Oh, family.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Ah. All right, well, in my family,
we give out ass-whuppins.
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And right now, I'm looking at
a lot of fresh, unwhupped ass!
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Yeah. A little...
(GRUNTS) This little...
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You have a great day,
Mr. Turner!
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Hey, Trent, we love you, but
I ain't with no ass-whuppin'.
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Yo, hold it down.
Sell some CDs!
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Okay.
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Why'd you embarrass
me like that?
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I'm embarrassing you?
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Trent, you got
a lot to learn.
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Come on, Malcolm.
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You know, it wouldn't hurt to call
me "Dad" every once in a while.
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All right, let's rewind. This
should be a happy day. All right?
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Yeah, but I ain't the one
who brought the rain.
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Some great news
came in.
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I know. They called me.
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Yeah, I'm just like, wait
till they hear my new stuff.
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Right? I'm talking
about fire, man!
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New stuff? What
are you talking about?
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Wait. What are you
talking about?
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I'm talking
about Duke!
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Oh. No, look,
forget college, man.
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So check this out. This promoter
got a hold of my mix tape.
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The Achievement,
Volume One. Right?
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So, he's putting together this tour of
young MCs in the fall and the winter
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called The Freshman
Class, right?
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Entire East Coast
and Cincinnati!
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Trent. People don't go to
Cincinnati. They leave Cincinnati.
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The only catch is
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(SIGHS)
I'm not 18 yet,
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so I'm gonna need you
to sign this contract.
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Because the Prodi-G
is still a minor.
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In age only.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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You got into Duke today.
You're a Blue Devil now!
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So?
So that's your dream!
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No, that's your dream.
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I ain't going to
no lame college
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when I can be on the road,
making money!
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I ain't signing
that contract.
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You gotta give it
a rest.
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I'm just saying,
this is my big break, man!
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And if I don't have the
contract signed in five days,
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they're gonna have some wack
ringtone rapper from St Louis.
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Trent, you have the rest of
your life to go on the road.
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But for these
next four years...
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Four years?
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(LAUGHS) You're
joking, right? You're joking.
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Like, you know how long
that is in hip-hop years?
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Aw, come on, Malcolm,
look at this. Look.
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It's a blueprint
for a house of success.
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All built on
a strong, strong flow.
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A strong flow.
Yeah.
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Well, you need
an education.
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What are you gonna do
when that flow dries up?
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I'll just transition
into acting.
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Oh, man. Every time
you open your mouth,
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you prove to me just how
important an education really is.
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You're lucky your
mother's not here
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to hear you talk
that crazy talk.
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Oh, Mom. Let's call Mom.
She'll let me. Let's ring Mom up.
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Go ahead, call her.
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When you tell her that you
want to throw away college,
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she's probably gonna bust
that little vein in her forehead.
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It's gonna pop!
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Yeah...
(IMITATING POPPING)
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Okay. But not when she sees
the mansion I'm gonna buy her.
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Ha! Come on.
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Only thing I'm signing is a
check to Duke. End of story.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I've gotta go to work.
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You know,
some of us work.
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I'm on the grind.
You feel me?
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I feel you.
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You feel me?
Yeah, I feel you.
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(IMITATING HIP-HOP BEAT)
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You feel?
Yeah.
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But I'm talking swimming
pools. You feeling private security.
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Come on, we can
do it together, Malcolm!
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Damn!
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
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REMBRANDT: Trent.
What's up, man?
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Hey, did he sign it?
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No, he didn't sign it yet.
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All right, so phase two. Ambush
the man when he's at his grind.
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He'll give you an autograph
just to get rid of you.
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Yeah. Ambush him at
his grind. I'm feeling you.
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That's right!
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See? That's why
I keep you on payroll.
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Hands away from your chest.
You're gonna dirty the recording.
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Sorry.
You got the drive, right?
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Yeah.
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There's nothing
on this.
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Smart, huh?
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Are you kidding me?
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It's insurance.
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"Cause I was thinking, what if
they don't give me the money?
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What if they check
the drive, just like I did?
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Oh.
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Well, the real
one's hidden.
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It's in a safe place where no one
will ever look, so don't worry about it.
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You idiot.
Where is it?
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Where's my witness
protection plan?
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It's gonna be in a casket if
you don't tell me where it is.
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All right.
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The Georgia Girls School
for the Arts.
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What?
245
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,725
I got a buddy
who works there.
246
00:12:06,808 --> 00:12:08,100
Unbelievable!
247
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:10,645
(DIALING MOBILE PHONE)
248
00:12:10,979 --> 00:12:13,314
Crawford. Yeah, Malcolm.
249
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,109
(SIGHS) Canetti brought
a dummy flash.
250
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,488
Yeah, well, he told me where
the real one is, but there's no time.
251
00:12:20,155 --> 00:12:24,200
We're just gonna have to get
Chirkoff to make the exchange. Yeah.
252
00:12:24,284 --> 00:12:25,618
All right.
253
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,954
Hey. Let's go.
254
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,889
Canetti, can you hear me?
255
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,474
Yeah, I got you,
Chocolate. Go ahead.
256
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,185
Look, if anything goes
wrong, get out of there.
257
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:40,026
Hey, fellas.
Viad and Dmitri, right?
258
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,159
Mr. Chirkoff.
259
00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:49,953
Hey, it's good to
see you again.
260
00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:51,663
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
261
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,082
(CHUCKLES) Rosetta Stone.
Pretty good, huh?
262
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,460
Whoa, whoa!
It's the Prodi-G!
263
00:13:58,086 --> 00:14:00,004
Trent, what the hell
are you doing here?
264
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,342
Guaranteeing my future.
Sign my contract.
265
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,094
Hey, get in here and
sit down! Stay down!
266
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:10,140
You think I'm stupid, huh?
You think I'm a stupid man.
267
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,184
No, I think you're probably
a very intelligent man.
268
00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:14,435
I mean, I don't
know you that well.
269
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,312
Autograph it, please.
(SHUSHES)
270
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,856
I'm not
talking to you.
271
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:19,231
Who are you talking to?
272
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,652
I'm talking to the people on
the other end of your chest.
273
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:30,285
Oh, this? There's nobody there,
man. This is part of my hearing aid.
274
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,704
Get out of the car
and hide, now.
275
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,747
What's going on?
276
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,373
Get out of the car and
hide, now! What's going on?
277
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,709
I'm a little hard of hearing
in my right ear.
278
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,504
Really? Show me.
Yeah.
279
00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:42,088
I can't show you. It's...
Show me!
280
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,591
All right. Take it easy. Take it
easy. I'll show you everything.
281
00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:48,219
FBI! Come and
get your snitch!
282
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:51,430
You want to
come and play?
283
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:56,477
Drop it.
284
00:14:56,561 --> 00:14:57,812
Drop it!
285
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,858
All right. Give me
Canetti, or I take him out.
286
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,751
(FIRES GUN)
287
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,426
(WEAKLY) Music...
288
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,386
What?
289
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,514
It's in the music...
290
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,022
(GUNSHOT)
291
00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:44,859
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
292
00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:52,700
(PANTING)
Yo. Look...
293
00:15:53,493 --> 00:15:56,245
I didn't see anything.
Yo, we cool?
294
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:57,872
Come on, man!
Come on!
295
00:16:03,211 --> 00:16:04,879
Come on.
(EXCLAIMS)
296
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:09,217
Oh, my God, they're
shooting! Where are we going?
297
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,052
Get in the truck.
Okay, okay!
298
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,224
TRENT: Oh, my God!
299
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:26,233
Get down!
300
00:16:36,369 --> 00:16:37,495
Are you okay?
301
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,621
(PANTING) I think so.
302
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,374
Do you have any idea
how lucky we are right now?
303
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,501
You could have been killed!
What were you thinking?
304
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,170
(STAMMERING) He just shot
that guy right in front of me.
305
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:48,256
We're still here, all
right? That's what matters.
306
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,216
Shouldn't we call
the FBI or something?
307
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,428
No. FBI has got a leak.
Chirkoff knew we were coming.
308
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,055
Malcolm, I want to
go home, man.
309
00:16:55,138 --> 00:16:56,764
Trent. Your car's
back there.
310
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:58,349
They probably already
ran your tags.
311
00:16:58,433 --> 00:16:59,767
They know
everything about us.
312
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,686
You just saw Chirkoff
murder someone.
313
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,521
We can't go home.
So, what, then?
314
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,356
That means
he's gonna kill me?
315
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,191
Oh, come on!
That is not hot.
316
00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:10,861
I won't let him. All right? All I
got to do is get that flash drive.
317
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,698
It has enough dirt on Chirkoff
to put him away forever.
318
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,408
Payoff, hits,
everything.
319
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,493
Canetti told me where
the flash is hidden.
320
00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:19,704
We're just gonna lay low
until I can get my hands on it.
321
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:24,288
Just calm down, all right?
Relax. Take a soothing breath.
322
00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:36,387
They haven't called in yet and
you have no idea where they are.
323
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,014
You're the FBI!
324
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,101
What good is a leak if
you can't tell me anything?
325
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:43,144
Just send me
the photo.
326
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,647
How's the leg, boss?
The leg's fine!
327
00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:51,485
The FBI's run travel
records, rental cars. Nothing.
328
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:55,156
They haven't left the
area, at least not yet.
329
00:17:56,324 --> 00:17:57,992
What about
the flash drive?
330
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,494
Turner knows
where it is.
331
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,038
We find Turner,
we find the flash drive.
332
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,582
Right now, our biggest
problem's his kid.
333
00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:06,709
He saw me
shoot Canetti.
334
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,836
I want him dead.
335
00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:15,468
I got 15 MP3s of original
stuff that ain't been mixed.
336
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,970
You can have that.
337
00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:20,848
Georgia Girls School
for the Arts.
338
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,225
You know what, just
do like Pac's mom did.
339
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,436
After I'm shot down
in the streets,
340
00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:25,853
just release it
as a double jam.
341
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:29,148
Would you knock off the crazy
talk? We gonna get out of this.
342
00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:32,234
Yeah. That's probably
what Biggie thought
343
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,862
when he was
staring down the barrel.
344
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:36,906
Or Pac, when he was
chilling on the Strip.
345
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:40,952
I got a plan.
346
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,454
You know what? Malcolm,
347
00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:43,955
just promise me
one thing.
348
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,081
What?
349
00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:47,041
Don't let them do a
clean version for Walmart.
350
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,793
Preserve who
the Prodi-G was.
351
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:51,587
I'm going to hide you.
352
00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:52,880
Hide?
353
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:57,510
I mean, come on. How you
gonna hide a swag as big as this?
354
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:01,096
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
355
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,816
I'm gonna need a shrink
after this, you realize that?
356
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,777
You didn't seem to mind
when you was little and
357
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,111
I caught you trying on
your mother's...
358
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,237
Shh!
359
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,865
You promised never to bring
that up. I was putting on a play.
360
00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,199
(IN WOMANLY VOICE)
Lord, Lord!
361
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:23,202
You a difficult child,
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
362
00:19:23,411 --> 00:19:25,037
Who are you
talking about?
363
00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:26,163
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
My great-niece.
364
00:19:26,247 --> 00:19:27,539
And you better start
sounding like her
365
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,625
before you
scare someone.
366
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,167
Oh, right.
(CHUCKLES)
367
00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:31,669
In that case,
how's this?
368
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,838
(SINGING IN LOW VOICE)
Swing low, sweet...
369
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,465
(SQUEALING)
370
00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:37,800
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Holy mother of...
371
00:19:37,884 --> 00:19:41,846
Yeah. Yeah, right there.
Now remember that feeling.
372
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,601
Fine! If I gotta be a chick,
can I at least be a cute one?
373
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,437
Next time I'll buy
my own damn clothes!
374
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,398
(IN WOMANLY VOICE)
And pull down that skirt!
375
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,442
I can see straight
to the Promised Land.
376
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:56,444
It's pulled down!
377
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,783
After a while, you realize
it's just not worth the fight.
378
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,327
I wasn't even
talking to you.
379
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,788
Nosy and all
in my business!
380
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,581
Wait up!
381
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:15,213
(WOMAN SINGING) You think you
might have a chance I don't think so
382
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:18,590
You telling me to be nice
I don't think so
383
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,761
You wanna get in my pants
I don't think so
384
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,471
(TRENT GRUNTING)
385
00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,312
I don't think so
386
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,564
I don't understand
387
00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:35,316
how we're gonna find a 4-inch
flash drive in 3-inch heels.
388
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,151
Canetti had a buddy
who works here.
389
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:40,821
We start by finding out who
that is, and what they know.
390
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,824
Canetti.
391
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,742
Canetti, yeah.
392
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,203
Canetti said something
to me right before he died.
393
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,539
He looked at me
and he said...
394
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,583
What'd he say?
395
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,834
"It's in the music."
396
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,671
Yeah. You know,
something like that.
397
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,340
And I thought he recognized my
talent, knew who the Prodi-G was.
398
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,842
"It's in the music"?
Yeah.
399
00:21:01,384 --> 00:21:02,968
Doesn't make sense,
400
00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:05,512
just like everything else
that comes out of your mouth.
401
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,308
What? I'm gonna tell you
what don't make sense.
402
00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:12,269
How they gonna let two fat
ladies go poking around this joint.
403
00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:15,064
They have an opening
for a house mother.
404
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,941
(IN GIRLISH VOICE)
Say what?
405
00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:20,444
(IN WOMANLY VOICE)
Park your tush.
406
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,072
Tuck it!
Right over there.
407
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,283
Hi, girl. Hi.
Hi.
408
00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:27,868
Hi.
409
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:36,627
She's expecting me.
I's running a little late.
410
00:21:37,003 --> 00:21:38,379
GAIL: Come in!
411
00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:42,633
May I help you?
412
00:21:42,717 --> 00:21:45,261
Honey, it's me
who's gonna help you,
413
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,264
and those poor, house
motherless girls you got
414
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,266
just waiting for
a positive role model.
415
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,604
Hattie Mae Pierce at your service,
but you can call me Big Momma.
416
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:59,441
Oh, yes. You e-mailed your
résumé for the house mother position.
417
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,444
Very qualified,
but I think...
418
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,488
Well, thank you!
419
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:06,407
I will watch over those girls
like they were my own.
420
00:22:06,741 --> 00:22:08,242
But, Miss...
421
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:11,829
Big Momma, we haven't
scheduled any interviews, let alone...
422
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,831
(WHIMPERING)
423
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,751
Look at what those
children did to me!
424
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,754
Performance art,
my ass!
425
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,631
Beverly, what on earth?
426
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,802
Double-ply? A public
school can afford double-ply
427
00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:27,595
and I got to bring in
my own Sweet'N Low?
428
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,848
Child, nobody deserves
to be treated like that.
429
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,850
That's not the half!
430
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,354
Damn!
431
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,316
Child, you should quit while
you can still do a comb over.
432
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,070
No, Beverly, you promised
us two weeks' notice.
433
00:22:44,153 --> 00:22:48,407
You know, every day you don't
demand respect, you die just a little.
434
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,119
You die a little.
435
00:22:51,202 --> 00:22:55,372
You know, she's right. Nothing's
worth living with those demon spawn!
436
00:22:55,915 --> 00:22:57,541
"No child left behind."
437
00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:00,336
Well, you watch me.
I quit!
438
00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:08,802
Can you start today?
439
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:12,140
Me? Oh, thank you! Sure!
440
00:23:12,223 --> 00:23:13,599
Now, we don't
pay very much.
441
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,393
Oh, don't worry
about that.
442
00:23:15,476 --> 00:23:17,227
Shoot, I grew up so poor,
443
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,147
we used to go down
to Kentucky Fried Chicken
444
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,731
and lick other
people's fingers.
445
00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:22,650
Because we couldn't
afford the chicken.
446
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,820
And you know, all the grease
from the chicken, we were like...
447
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,866
You know, there is
one tiny little issue.
448
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,868
What's that?
449
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:35,245
Hey. What up?
450
00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:41,043
Miss Gail, this is
my great-niece,
451
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,171
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
452
00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:44,672
Hello.
453
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:48,092
So many girls! I feel like
I'm at a Baskin-Robbins.
454
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,053
A festival
of flavors!
455
00:23:51,679 --> 00:23:55,182
(CLEARS THROAT) I mean,
um, it's so diverse here.
456
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,978
Ah, yes. Well, we do
pride ourselves on diversity.
457
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,982
So tell me, Charmaine, do you
think that you're a good fit for GGSA?
458
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:07,695
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mmm-hmm. I like to read.
459
00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:11,156
And, uh,
I like to, uh,
460
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,658
play music.
461
00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:15,494
And I like salad.
462
00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:19,581
Sweet, delicious,
fresh fruit salad.
463
00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:23,919
She's had a stressful few days.
464
00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:27,131
She's only with me because
of some family problems.
465
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,717
Mmm-hmm. My parents
don't support my art.
466
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,135
They think it's
a waste of time.
467
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:35,097
Oh, dear, that is awful. Well,
you have come to the right place.
468
00:24:35,181 --> 00:24:37,308
And my stepfather's
always working.
469
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,268
He has an important
job in the government.
470
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,145
Which he uses
to spy on me.
471
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,940
Ever told the truth,
wouldn't have to.
472
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:50,029
Charmaine, you can audit classes
until your transcripts get here,
473
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,823
but I'm afraid, since
it's the end of the year,
474
00:24:51,906 --> 00:24:53,407
we don't have
a roommate for you.
475
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:55,284
Oh, any ol' girl
will do.
476
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,244
Oh, no. We don't
want to put you out.
477
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,747
Charmaine'll just stay
with her Big Momma.
478
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:03,668
But my shrink in juvie said I'd do
better with a role model my own age.
479
00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:05,502
You'll be on the same
floor as your peers.
480
00:25:05,586 --> 00:25:06,837
Before you know it,
you'll be bosom buddies.
481
00:25:06,921 --> 00:25:09,590
(GASPS) Charmaine likes
the sound of that!
482
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,433
GAIL: Welcome to
your new home.
483
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,644
I'll just show you
to your room.
484
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,354
Some of the girls
have gone to dinner,
485
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,981
so you'll just
see them there.
486
00:25:25,064 --> 00:25:26,023
Okay.
487
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,483
Oh, there's Mia! Mia.
488
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,153
(GASPS) Damn!
489
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,116
Mia, this is your new
house mother, Big Momma,
490
00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:37,701
and this is her niece,
Charmaine, your new classmate.
491
00:25:37,785 --> 00:25:38,786
Hi.
492
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,122
Mia is a very promising
young actress.
493
00:25:41,372 --> 00:25:45,459
Oh, I'm okay. I mean, I can do
light comedy, like Sandra Bullock.
494
00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:47,669
Well, you know,
before the Oscar.
495
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,714
But I really need to work
on expanding my range,
496
00:25:49,797 --> 00:25:51,340
in the way that
Kate Winslet does.
497
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,051
And Mrs. Orth from Movement says
that I need to listen to my inner voice,
498
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,553
but there's just
so many of them,
499
00:25:55,636 --> 00:25:59,389
and the loudest one's always
screaming, "Delanté's pulling away!"
500
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:00,892
My God! Delanté's
pulling away.
501
00:26:02,935 --> 00:26:04,353
I think I should
go now.
502
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,938
Girl, you need a hug!
503
00:26:07,815 --> 00:26:10,484
She gets a little emotional.
Who the hell is Delanté?
504
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,820
Delanté is
the boyfriend.
505
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,196
Oh.
506
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:18,659
Gail, maybe we should
freshen up before dinner.
507
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:22,580
All this transition is a
bit much for Charmaine.
508
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,749
She should probably
rest her eyes
509
00:26:24,832 --> 00:26:27,584
or become unconscious
for a moment or two.
510
00:26:27,668 --> 00:26:30,837
I totally understand. Your
room is at the end of the hall.
511
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,634
Well, look at the wallpaper!
It's so nice!
512
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:40,681
Look. There's a
ballerina on the bed.
513
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,767
I'm Jasmine.
514
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:46,896
And here's the 411 you
probably didn't get on your tour.
515
00:26:47,021 --> 00:26:48,814
I call the shots
around here.
516
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:49,940
So, if you two
stay out of the way,
517
00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:51,567
we shouldn't have
any problems.
518
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,818
Okay?
519
00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:57,656
Now you listen to me,
Tinker Bell.
520
00:26:58,282 --> 00:27:00,742
Big Momma don't take
orders from nobody.
521
00:27:01,285 --> 00:27:02,494
Nobody.
522
00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,332
We'll see about that.
523
00:27:11,045 --> 00:27:12,379
Towel girl was nice.
524
00:27:13,714 --> 00:27:15,215
I'm going to unpack.
525
00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:35,819
You mind?
Do you mind?
526
00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:40,491
Ooh. Sit down with
such lovely young ladies.
527
00:27:40,908 --> 00:27:42,409
(GRUNTING)
528
00:27:42,785 --> 00:27:43,952
(EXHALING)
529
00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:47,664
Excuse me.
530
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,376
Charmaine!
531
00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,169
Find a seat.
532
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:53,879
Sit next to me.
533
00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,965
Oh! All right.
534
00:27:56,048 --> 00:27:57,758
Thank you.
Excuse me.
535
00:27:59,093 --> 00:28:02,012
Ooh! Careful. Oh, my gosh.
Here, let me help clean you up.
536
00:28:02,096 --> 00:28:03,722
TRENT: It's cool.
537
00:28:04,515 --> 00:28:05,599
I'm Haley Robinson.
538
00:28:07,101 --> 00:28:08,727
Hey!
539
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:10,938
(STAMMERING) You're...
540
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,566
(IN NORMAL VOICE) You're the
hot girl from the Promenade. Yeah.
541
00:28:13,649 --> 00:28:14,941
I'm sorry?
542
00:28:17,403 --> 00:28:19,822
(CLEARS THROAT)
I mean, you're not hot.
543
00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:23,575
(STUTTERING) The Promenade
was hot the day I saw you.
544
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,204
I'm not saying
you're not hot,
545
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:30,541
but it was hot at the Promenade
the day I saw you being hot.
546
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,043
Girl, I'm hot.
547
00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:33,877
I'm Charmaine.
548
00:28:33,961 --> 00:28:35,170
You're funny.
549
00:28:35,254 --> 00:28:36,880
(CLEARING THROAT)
550
00:28:37,256 --> 00:28:39,174
(SINGING
CLANKING SYLLABLES)
551
00:28:42,511 --> 00:28:43,970
I love that beat.
552
00:28:50,144 --> 00:28:54,644
That's it. Excuse me, but I didn't
formally get to introduce myself.
553
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:59,858
My name is Hattie Mae Pierce,
but everyone calls me Big Momma.
554
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,656
That's the understatement
of the century.
555
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:03,741
(GIRLS CHUCKLING)
556
00:29:03,824 --> 00:29:05,158
Funny. Very funny.
557
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:10,039
And this is my niece,
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
558
00:29:10,122 --> 00:29:11,123
Oh.
559
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,250
Hey. How you
guys doing?
560
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:17,588
Mmm, that reminds me. You have
to do something before you eat.
561
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,715
Oh, girl,
of course! Uh...
562
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:21,884
Attention, everyone!
Give...
563
00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:26,472
We have fresh meat
that wants to eat.
564
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,935
And what kind of
school is this?
565
00:29:31,018 --> 00:29:32,853
ALL: School for the Arts!
566
00:29:33,187 --> 00:29:36,398
Exactly. And that means
every new student
567
00:29:36,482 --> 00:29:39,860
must dance, act or sing
for their supper.
568
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,946
(ALL AGREEING)
569
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:43,906
What'll it be,
Charmaine?
570
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:45,532
What's your talent?
571
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,620
(CHANTING) Show us
what you got.
572
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,080
Show us what you got.
573
00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:54,041
ALL: Show us what you got.
Show us what you got.
574
00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:04,926
(STAMMERING) Charmaine...
575
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,555
Quiet! Quiet!
576
00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:08,764
(CHANTING STOPS)
577
00:30:09,473 --> 00:30:13,973
Anyway, Charmaine is a little
under the weather right now.
578
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:15,854
Maybe she could do it
another night.
579
00:30:15,938 --> 00:30:19,316
Oh, no, it's all right,
Big Momma. I got this.
580
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,568
So what'll it be,
Charmaine?
581
00:30:21,777 --> 00:30:23,570
Huh. I'm a rapper.
582
00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:26,406
I can't wait
to see this.
583
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:33,872
Hey, could somebody
give me a beat?
584
00:30:35,499 --> 00:30:37,501
(BEATBOXING)
Yeah.
585
00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:40,003
(RAPPING)
What
586
00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:41,338
(GRUNTS)
587
00:30:42,089 --> 00:30:43,215
Yeah
588
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,634
All my girls in the spot
You know what's up
589
00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,720
Just chillin' in the caf
For some laughs and stuff
590
00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:49,805
Ready to do my thing
Y'all ready or what?
591
00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:53,517
Show your girl some love
Hah... Yeah... What...
592
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,311
(BEATBOXING STOPS)
593
00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,274
(GIRLS MURMURING)
594
00:31:02,526 --> 00:31:04,611
Hello?
All girls school?
595
00:31:06,113 --> 00:31:07,531
Give your girl
some love.
596
00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:20,752
(REPEATING RIFFS)
597
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,215
Don't wanna give it up?
Yeah, I'm cool with that
598
00:31:24,298 --> 00:31:26,258
That's fine Besides,
who knew I could rap?
599
00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:28,552
I got skills, thrills
plus a winning attitude
600
00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,679
I got no time
for no wack dudes
601
00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:32,556
You don't even know
what I got under here
602
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,601
If you feel the same way Let
me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!"
603
00:31:35,684 --> 00:31:37,018
ALL:
Hell, yeah!
604
00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:39,522
(SINGING)
Oh, oh, oh, ohhh!
605
00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:41,732
Ain't nobody
606
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:45,319
Loves me better
Makes me happy
607
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,947
Makes me feel this way
608
00:31:48,155 --> 00:31:49,531
Ain't nobody
609
00:31:50,032 --> 00:31:53,827
Loves me better than you
610
00:31:53,994 --> 00:31:55,745
Yeah My girl Haley is the truth
611
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,915
And even though I'm new,
she done made it real smooth
612
00:31:57,998 --> 00:31:59,958
It's kind of hard
being new on the block
613
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:01,835
Especially when
you're packin' a super sized
614
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,129
Badonkadonk!
615
00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:06,757
HALEY:
Whoa
616
00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:08,634
Ain't nobody
617
00:32:08,884 --> 00:32:10,594
Loves me better
618
00:32:11,011 --> 00:32:12,804
Makes me happy
619
00:32:13,013 --> 00:32:15,015
Makes me feel this way
620
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,642
Ain't nobody
621
00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:20,979
Loves me better than you
622
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,274
Yo, Haley,
get up on the mic
623
00:32:23,357 --> 00:32:24,900
Keep talking about
the guy you like
624
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:27,444
First you put
your arms around me
625
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,071
Then what else
did he do, girl?
626
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,282
Then you put
your charms around me
627
00:32:31,365 --> 00:32:33,283
TRENT: Okay Do
you think he'd be true?
628
00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:35,744
I can't resist
your sweet surrender
629
00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,454
Sounds like
a good deal to me
630
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:39,873
Oh, my nights
are warm and tender
631
00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:43,877
Come on!
Everybody sing!
632
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,213
ALL:
Ain't nobody
633
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,382
Loves me better
634
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:50,134
Makes me happy
635
00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:52,720
Makes me feel this way
636
00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:56,515
Ain't nobody
Loves me better
637
00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:00,811
Gonna love me
better than you
638
00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:04,565
ALL: Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
639
00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:21,832
(GROANING)
640
00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:29,130
Oh, my gosh! Big Momma,
are you okay? Are you alive?
641
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,091
Ain't nobody?
642
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,900
Child? That there
is No meal.
643
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,651
I'm on a diet.
644
00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:53,280
Prima ballerinas can't have any
booty. There's a law or something.
645
00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:55,491
(CHUCKLING) Well,
she looks so skinny,
646
00:33:55,574 --> 00:33:58,243
it looks like she
could dodge raindrops.
647
00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,538
Ain't no raindrops going...
648
00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,206
Oh, my God!
649
00:34:03,290 --> 00:34:04,457
Mia, what's going on?
650
00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:06,877
Delanté just dumped me.
651
00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,754
(ALL GASPING)
What?
652
00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:12,549
"Need space.
Still friends?"
653
00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:14,635
He used
the sunglasses guy.
654
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,678
You know what? He's
probably just confused.
655
00:34:16,845 --> 00:34:18,346
Yeah, he's afraid
of intimacy.
656
00:34:18,430 --> 00:34:19,639
He just doesn't
want to get hurt.
657
00:34:19,848 --> 00:34:21,516
You think?
658
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,644
Uh, can't you girls read?
A man needs his space.
659
00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:27,147
It says it clearly
in black and white.
660
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:28,649
Duh!
661
00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:32,861
Oh, my God.
662
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,908
Or
663
00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:41,078
he's petrified
by his passion
664
00:34:41,328 --> 00:34:44,331
and he, uh, doesn't know
how to deal with it.
665
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:48,252
Girl, the sunglasses guy means
that he's hiding his true emotions.
666
00:34:48,335 --> 00:34:49,753
Mmm-hmm.
He loves you, girl.
667
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:51,255
GIRL: Exactly.
668
00:34:52,798 --> 00:34:55,759
Child, like my Aunt
Yorima used to say,
669
00:34:55,926 --> 00:34:59,137
it's better to be alone with
yourself for the rest of your life
670
00:34:59,221 --> 00:35:02,432
than to be together with
bad company for a minute.
671
00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:06,395
I'm going to be alone
for the rest of my life?
672
00:35:06,478 --> 00:35:07,812
Child, I did
not say that.
673
00:35:07,896 --> 00:35:09,105
No, Mia,
don't listen to her.
674
00:35:09,189 --> 00:35:11,316
Oh, my God,
I can't do this!
675
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,859
(ALL CONSOLING)
676
00:35:12,943 --> 00:35:14,069
I was trying
to give her...
677
00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:15,279
Great job,
Big Momma.
678
00:35:15,362 --> 00:35:16,529
Any other hearts
you want to break?
679
00:35:17,197 --> 00:35:18,198
(GROWLING)
680
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:20,993
GAIL: Ladies,
quiet down, please!
681
00:35:21,368 --> 00:35:23,953
Thank you. I have
an announcement.
682
00:35:25,372 --> 00:35:27,582
Last night, an antique
music box was stolen
683
00:35:27,666 --> 00:35:29,668
from our library's
special collection.
684
00:35:30,252 --> 00:35:33,046
Now, I know we have
a tradition of pranks.
685
00:35:33,547 --> 00:35:37,425
But this is not stealing the
mascot from the boys at St Ignatius.
686
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:40,178
Which is still missing,
by the way.
687
00:35:40,262 --> 00:35:41,680
No, this is a crime
688
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:44,892
against one of our own,
which will not be tolerated!
689
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:48,645
So I strongly suggest
that the guilty party,
690
00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:52,274
or anyone who knows anything
about this, come forward
691
00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:54,485
or risk
immediate expulsion.
692
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:59,448
The music box. That's what
Canetti was trying to tell you.
693
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:00,949
What do you mean?
694
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,493
The flash drive's
in the music box!
695
00:36:03,577 --> 00:36:05,203
Oh, right, right.
696
00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,956
Come on. We're going to the
library. That's where it was stolen.
697
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,499
(SIGHS) I just...
Where are you going?
698
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:12,210
These shoes! They
hurt. They're heels.
699
00:36:12,294 --> 00:36:14,838
And this girdle's riding up
all inside me. I can't do it.
700
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:18,133
All right, but stay in your
room and away from those girls.
701
00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:19,551
All right.
702
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,721
Mmm, I gotta
take a leak.
703
00:36:37,903 --> 00:36:39,446
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
704
00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,323
Ah, man.
705
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:43,450
This thing
is so tight!
706
00:36:46,453 --> 00:36:48,037
(GRUNTING)
707
00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:54,169
(URINATING)
708
00:36:55,421 --> 00:36:57,631
Free at last, free at last.
709
00:36:57,881 --> 00:36:59,465
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
710
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,884
Yeah?
711
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:03,136
Charmaine?
712
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,347
(URINATING STOPS)
713
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,391
(IN GIRLISH VOICE) Um...
714
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,309
I'll be out in a second!
715
00:37:12,312 --> 00:37:13,813
(TRICKLING)
716
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:16,608
Give me...
717
00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:18,276
(GRUNTING)
718
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:26,410
Um, are you
all right in there?
719
00:37:26,493 --> 00:37:27,577
Yeah!
720
00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:29,412
I'm okay!
721
00:37:30,664 --> 00:37:33,333
(STAMMERING) I'll
be out there IN a minute!
722
00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:36,252
Hey...
723
00:37:36,336 --> 00:37:37,754
Damn. I mean...
724
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,090
Hey, Haley.
725
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:47,180
Um...
726
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:50,600
I hope I'm not being too
personal, but have you tried Spanx?
727
00:37:51,351 --> 00:37:52,477
Spanx?
728
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,354
You know, body shapers.
729
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:58,776
You know, they give you the
smoothing without the, um, extra padding.
730
00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:01,110
Oh, really?
731
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:02,613
(LAUGHING)
732
00:38:02,696 --> 00:38:04,989
That extra padding!
(GIGGLES)
733
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,826
Anyway, they're having
a thing for me
734
00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:09,870
in the common room
in about 15 minutes.
735
00:38:09,953 --> 00:38:11,579
I'd love you to come.
736
00:38:11,663 --> 00:38:13,748
How nice of you.
That'd be great.
737
00:38:13,999 --> 00:38:15,250
Great. So,
I'll see you in a few.
738
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:16,335
All right.
739
00:38:16,418 --> 00:38:18,628
And wear your PJs.
We go comfy.
740
00:38:19,546 --> 00:38:20,797
You certainly do.
741
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:28,138
(WILD THING
BY TONE-LOC PLAYING)
742
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,082
Excuse me!
743
00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:58,751
Excuse me!
(TURNS OFF STEREO)
744
00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:03,131
My, my, my.
745
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:05,217
Ooh, Lord.
746
00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:08,720
My, my, my!
747
00:39:10,430 --> 00:39:13,433
I'm peeping one
fly Zulu queen! Mmm!
748
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:17,103
Well, the name
is Hattie Mae Pierce,
749
00:39:17,187 --> 00:39:18,855
but everybody calls me
Big Momma.
750
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,651
Well, I'm Kurtis Kool.
I make the ladies drool.
751
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:27,489
Well, that's nice, but I'm gonna
keep my saliva in my mouth.
752
00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:33,036
Well, back in the day, I used
to run the ropes for Run-DMC.
753
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:36,373
You probably recognize me from
my appearance in Krush Groove.
754
00:39:36,456 --> 00:39:38,374
I was the brother with the
dope shammy in the car wash.
755
00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:43,046
I had no lines,
but I was good. No?
756
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:46,925
My last tour was
with LL Cool J.
757
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,135
Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
758
00:39:48,218 --> 00:39:52,263
In the words of the great master,
"Mama said knock you out!"
759
00:39:52,347 --> 00:39:54,307
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
760
00:39:54,474 --> 00:39:55,683
Young man.
761
00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,228
I am a woman
with grandchildren.
762
00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:01,815
Now, I'm the new house mother
over in Pryce Hall.
763
00:40:02,399 --> 00:40:05,068
And I'm just trying
to get a lay of the land.
764
00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:06,695
I was wondering
765
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:10,657
if I could get a peek
around the library.
766
00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:15,537
Well, Kurtis Kool be
your backstage pass!
767
00:40:15,954 --> 00:40:16,996
Kurtis Kool!
768
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,289
Let me get my key.
769
00:40:18,498 --> 00:40:20,333
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
770
00:40:21,793 --> 00:40:23,961
Well, all right.
Shed a little light.
771
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:26,965
You know, my momma said
big-legged women were gonna Kill me.
772
00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,425
(LAUGHING)
773
00:40:28,508 --> 00:40:30,218
Found my keys!
774
00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,972
You ready to go?
Yeah. This way?
775
00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:35,432
Uh-huh.
776
00:40:35,515 --> 00:40:37,683
Halle Berry ain't
got shit on you!
777
00:40:39,394 --> 00:40:40,895
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
778
00:40:42,981 --> 00:40:44,774
(ALL CHATTERING)
779
00:40:47,235 --> 00:40:48,319
Hello.
780
00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:53,074
Oh, Lord,
I must be in heaven.
781
00:40:53,575 --> 00:40:56,077
Who invited
America's sexiest buffalo?
782
00:40:57,579 --> 00:40:59,205
I invited her.
783
00:40:59,289 --> 00:41:00,707
Be nice.
784
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:04,377
Oh, no.
785
00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:10,550
What are we doing, sacrificing
an animal or something?
786
00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:12,927
JASMINE: We are the Divas.
787
00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:16,431
The senior society
of GGSA's best artists.
788
00:41:16,515 --> 00:41:17,974
This is our
inner sanctum.
789
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:20,477
TRENT: Oh.
790
00:41:20,852 --> 00:41:22,562
Can we trust her
not to narc us out?
791
00:41:22,854 --> 00:41:24,230
I ain't no narc.
792
00:41:24,314 --> 00:41:25,398
That's what
a narc would say.
793
00:41:25,732 --> 00:41:27,567
That's true.
Good point.
794
00:41:27,859 --> 00:41:30,152
Good point?
Girl, (SCOFFS)
795
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:34,574
let me tell you something
about Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
796
00:41:35,492 --> 00:41:36,743
My ex-boyfriend,
right?
797
00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,411
Mario.
798
00:41:39,162 --> 00:41:41,205
Doing a bid in Lompoc.
Dealing.
799
00:41:41,748 --> 00:41:44,333
Po-po dragged me in on a
trumped-up conspiracy case.
800
00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:47,504
Said if I testified
against him, I could walk.
801
00:41:47,587 --> 00:41:48,838
Know what I did?
802
00:41:48,922 --> 00:41:50,256
ALL: What?
803
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:52,300
Spent my 15th birthday
in juvie.
804
00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:53,885
(ALL EXCLAIMING
SYMPATHETICALLY)
805
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:56,429
My birthday cake was
four lit matches in a Twinkie.
806
00:41:56,763 --> 00:41:57,847
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
807
00:41:57,931 --> 00:41:59,557
Oh, my God.
How awful!
808
00:42:00,642 --> 00:42:04,729
Okay, everyone. We are assembled
tonight to welcome our newest Diva.
809
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,023
Haley Robinson.
810
00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:09,609
Stand up.
811
00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:15,157
This necklace
is a commitment.
812
00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:18,659
A commitment to
your life as an artist.
813
00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:22,122
That you will never give up
on your friends or your art.
814
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:24,332
Do you accept?
I do.
815
00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,334
Turn around.
816
00:42:32,799 --> 00:42:34,091
Done.
817
00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:37,637
Congratulations.
You're a Diva.
818
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:40,306
Uh, Jasmine?
Where is your necklace?
819
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,226
I'm getting
the clasp fixed.
820
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,519
Oh.
821
00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:45,979
ISABELLE: Welcome
to the Divas.
822
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:53,319
"The Inaugural Class
Music Box."
823
00:42:53,987 --> 00:42:57,115
Yeah, the first graduating
class gifted it to the school.
824
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,992
You open it, it'd play
the school song.
825
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:02,079
Not really worth much,
but it's sentimental.
826
00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:06,416
Well, I can't imagine why
anyone would want to steal it.
827
00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:09,252
Unless it had something
valuable inside.
828
00:43:09,503 --> 00:43:11,671
I doubt it. It's been
there for so long.
829
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,339
But between you, me
and the Kool,
830
00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:16,384
I think
the girls lifted it.
831
00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:18,427
You sure?
832
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,847
Look, the other night, I'm
wiping down the reference room,
833
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:23,558
I hear the girls
sneaking in, giggling.
834
00:43:24,142 --> 00:43:26,727
I look in there,
they peaced out.
835
00:43:26,853 --> 00:43:28,729
And so is
the music box.
836
00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:30,482
Hmm.
837
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:34,986
I saw a picture of
a man in your office.
838
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,197
He looked familiar.
839
00:43:37,989 --> 00:43:40,032
My fishing buddy, Tony.
840
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:42,452
You probably read about it
in the newspaper.
841
00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:44,704
Anthony Canetti?
That's it.
842
00:43:45,205 --> 00:43:46,289
Yeah.
843
00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:49,918
He just left here a couple days
ago for our monthly poker game.
844
00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:51,503
It's a damn shame.
845
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:53,338
Uh...
846
00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:56,758
(CHUCKLES) These
bobby pins don't stay put.
847
00:43:59,261 --> 00:44:03,265
Look here, Big Momma, I got a
couple St Ides on ice back at the crib.
848
00:44:03,348 --> 00:44:06,726
Oh, no. No, Big Momma's
a wine cooler woman.
849
00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:09,145
And she's gotta
get back to her girls.
850
00:44:11,189 --> 00:44:13,316
Even a momma bear
needs some sugar.
851
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,902
(FIRMLY) I said
that's enough, now.
852
00:44:19,906 --> 00:44:23,075
(EXCLAIMS) God, I
forgive you for the '90s.
853
00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:25,912
But thank you, Jesus,
for now!
854
00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:27,163
Mmm!
855
00:44:28,665 --> 00:44:29,749
Fashion show!
856
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,000
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
857
00:44:31,084 --> 00:44:33,377
(HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO)
858
00:44:36,756 --> 00:44:38,841
Hey! Oh, you
can wear this.
859
00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:41,844
(ALL WHOOPING)
860
00:44:47,392 --> 00:44:48,726
Wanna try?
This will look good.
861
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,966
(TURNS OFF STEREO)
862
00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,345
How entertaining.
863
00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:27,932
Everybody back
to their rooms, now!
864
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,767
Oh. And by the way,
865
00:45:30,977 --> 00:45:33,771
until the thief who stole that
music box comes forward,
866
00:45:34,147 --> 00:45:36,566
lights out time,
8:00 p.m.
867
00:45:36,983 --> 00:45:38,067
Bounce!
868
00:45:39,694 --> 00:45:41,862
Oh, don't look with
the sour faces. Let's go!
869
00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:43,531
Don't you eyeball me, girl.
870
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,325
You just go on.
871
00:45:46,576 --> 00:45:47,994
Don't corner-eye me!
872
00:45:48,745 --> 00:45:49,996
We was
bouncing it out.
873
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,499
You was bouncing it...
(EXCLAIMS)
874
00:45:55,585 --> 00:45:58,754
"Ten Ways to Snag a Guy"?
That'll never work.
875
00:45:58,838 --> 00:46:00,130
(SCOFFS)
876
00:46:03,426 --> 00:46:06,512
What's wrong with you? I told
you to stay away from those girls.
877
00:46:07,138 --> 00:46:10,266
I was doing some undercover
work. Getting information.
878
00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:14,687
Undercover. Yeah, well, that
explains you lounging in lingerie.
879
00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:17,690
I was doing
what girls do, okay?
880
00:46:18,149 --> 00:46:20,651
Look, you gotta see
the genius of my plan.
881
00:46:20,735 --> 00:46:22,361
(SCOFFING)
882
00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:24,072
Your plan?
Yeah.
883
00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:26,950
These girls, they're starting
to think I'm on their side.
884
00:46:27,033 --> 00:46:28,034
Right.
885
00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:29,828
The Divas are never
gonna talk to you.
886
00:46:29,911 --> 00:46:32,872
Not the way you
run the house. Look.
887
00:46:33,331 --> 00:46:36,667
You think the Jackson 5
gave Papa Joe information? No.
888
00:46:37,043 --> 00:46:39,628
Janet had all the dirt.
And I'm their Janet!
889
00:46:39,754 --> 00:46:42,089
Wait. Who the hell
are the Divas?
890
00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:43,883
Seriously?
Yeah.
891
00:46:44,592 --> 00:46:47,052
The most popular girls
in school!
892
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:49,305
They're the best artists.
They run this place.
893
00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:50,890
Oh, you need me.
(CHUCKLES)
894
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:54,185
Trust me, I'm a
seasoned FBI agent.
895
00:46:54,811 --> 00:46:59,311
I've infiltrated tougher circles than
a posse of gossipy teenage girls.
896
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:03,236
So how about
you stick to the hiding
897
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,738
and I'll stick to
the undercover work?
898
00:47:06,072 --> 00:47:07,573
(IN GIRLISH VOICE)
Whatever.
899
00:47:08,199 --> 00:47:09,575
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I was just trying to help.
900
00:47:09,659 --> 00:47:12,328
Please, do me a favor.
Don't help.
901
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:13,913
Whatever!
902
00:47:19,502 --> 00:47:22,046
Where'd you find
Jasmine's necklace?
903
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,091
How'd you know
this was Jasmine's?
904
00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:27,176
Oh. (LAUGHS)
905
00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:28,678
You don't need me.
906
00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:32,432
You've infiltrated tougher circles
than a posse of gossipy teenage girls.
907
00:47:35,268 --> 00:47:37,061
Okay, fine.
908
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,189
I might be able
to use your help.
909
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:43,484
If I help you,
you got to help me.
910
00:47:43,818 --> 00:47:44,860
Help you what?
911
00:47:44,944 --> 00:47:46,612
You've got to
sign my contract.
912
00:47:47,530 --> 00:47:49,323
How about I think about it?
(SCOFFS)
913
00:47:49,532 --> 00:47:52,284
How about I go back
to reading my Cosmo?
914
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:56,831
Fine.
915
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:58,917
Fine.
916
00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:17,894
Nothing.
917
00:48:18,144 --> 00:48:20,312
Just hundreds
of these.
918
00:48:27,612 --> 00:48:29,655
(LYRICAL MIRACLE PLAYING)
919
00:48:33,618 --> 00:48:34,994
Not bad.
920
00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:38,665
Turn it off,
you idiot.
921
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,167
(TURNS OFF STEREO)
922
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:43,419
Let's go.
923
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,838
I know how to find them.
924
00:48:47,715 --> 00:48:50,759
MALCOLM: Charmaine, you're
late for class. Now get to ballet.
925
00:48:51,177 --> 00:48:52,678
INSTRUCTOR:
Demi plié.
926
00:48:52,762 --> 00:48:54,847
(PIANO PLAYING BALLET MUSIC)
927
00:49:00,228 --> 00:49:01,854
Knees over
the toes.
928
00:49:01,938 --> 00:49:03,064
(GROANS)
929
00:49:04,482 --> 00:49:06,066
Chest up.
930
00:49:06,776 --> 00:49:08,277
Shoulders back.
931
00:49:08,361 --> 00:49:09,403
Out.
932
00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:12,281
And grand plié!
933
00:49:14,409 --> 00:49:16,411
(EXCLAIMING IN DISCOMFORT)
934
00:49:18,621 --> 00:49:19,955
And up.
935
00:49:20,498 --> 00:49:21,624
I can't.
936
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:23,001
Oh!
(PIANO STOPS)
937
00:49:23,084 --> 00:49:25,544
Let's get into groups
for the routine.
938
00:49:26,087 --> 00:49:27,838
Jasmine,
head up.
939
00:49:28,381 --> 00:49:30,883
(MANIAC FROM FLASHDANCE
PLAYING)
940
00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:39,183
(INSTRUCTOR COUNTING)
941
00:49:39,267 --> 00:49:40,851
(MAN SINGING) Just a steel
town girl on a Saturday night
942
00:49:40,935 --> 00:49:43,520
Looking for
the fight of her life
943
00:49:43,605 --> 00:49:44,897
She has danced
into the danger zone
944
00:49:44,981 --> 00:49:46,190
Get in line!
945
00:49:46,608 --> 00:49:47,942
Stretch.
946
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:50,319
When the dancer
becomes the dance
947
00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:52,863
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
948
00:49:52,947 --> 00:49:54,406
Are you okay?
949
00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:57,994
One, two, three,
four, five, six...
950
00:49:58,077 --> 00:50:00,621
On the wire between
will and what will be
951
00:50:00,705 --> 00:50:02,206
(PANTING)
952
00:50:02,790 --> 00:50:05,250
Whoo! Sweet Jesus.
953
00:50:08,671 --> 00:50:09,672
Charmaine, go.
954
00:50:09,756 --> 00:50:10,840
Uh-uh.
955
00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:12,258
Go!
956
00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:16,220
She's a maniac, maniac...
957
00:50:16,304 --> 00:50:17,596
Slow down.
958
00:50:18,389 --> 00:50:19,848
GIRL: Watch out!
959
00:50:20,433 --> 00:50:22,143
(SCREAMING)
960
00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:23,603
(GROANING)
961
00:50:27,023 --> 00:50:30,443
Now I know why they
call it The Nutcracker.
962
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,945
I was twirling.
963
00:50:36,699 --> 00:50:37,783
CHIRKOFF:
Have you seen this guy?
964
00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:38,868
BOTH: No.
965
00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:41,746
I'm looking for this Prodi-G.
Have you seen him?
966
00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:46,042
I'm a record producer. I'm
very interested in talking to him.
967
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,629
Oh, for realsie? You're
standing before his DJ!
968
00:50:50,129 --> 00:50:52,172
Yeah, and, um,
I'm his business partner.
969
00:50:52,257 --> 00:50:53,424
You're not
his partner.
970
00:50:53,508 --> 00:50:54,926
You're his hype man.
Whatever.
971
00:50:55,426 --> 00:50:56,927
Have you seen him?
972
00:50:57,136 --> 00:50:58,846
MIA since Sunday.
973
00:50:58,930 --> 00:51:02,266
The Prodi-G, he's been known
to go on personal retreats
974
00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:03,809
to exorcise his demons.
975
00:51:04,435 --> 00:51:06,145
Let me
give you my card.
976
00:51:06,437 --> 00:51:08,272
If you see him,
call me.
977
00:51:08,606 --> 00:51:10,399
Maybe we can
all do business.
978
00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:15,070
Most definitely! Business
sounds good, baby. Take care now.
979
00:51:16,197 --> 00:51:18,157
Let me see that card.
980
00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:19,993
TRENT: So, tell me
once again.
981
00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:21,160
Why do I have to
go to art?
982
00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:22,662
Because you're
a student here
983
00:51:22,745 --> 00:51:24,580
and you need to
keep up your cover.
984
00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:25,873
This ain't even
my type of art.
985
00:51:25,957 --> 00:51:26,999
Oh, shut up!
986
00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:30,044
Oh!
987
00:51:30,211 --> 00:51:33,339
You must be our new
student, Charmaine.
988
00:51:33,506 --> 00:51:34,548
Hey!
989
00:51:34,632 --> 00:51:36,008
Just in time
for figure day.
990
00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:38,427
Oh! Here's
our nude model!
991
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,889
Now, you just disrobe
whenever you feel comfortable.
992
00:51:42,557 --> 00:51:44,600
Now that's
my type of art!
993
00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:52,692
Oh, no, no! Ain't
nobody getting naked!
994
00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:54,151
That'd be shameful.
995
00:51:54,235 --> 00:51:58,735
What on earth do you mean, Big
Momma? This is a fine art class.
996
00:51:59,657 --> 00:52:01,659
We're studying
the human form.
997
00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:04,746
Yep. That's right, Big
Momma. This is fine art.
998
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:07,165
And she is mighty fine.
999
00:52:07,999 --> 00:52:10,209
And besides,
we're all women here.
1000
00:52:11,336 --> 00:52:13,629
(STAMMERS) Well,
of course. I know that.
1001
00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:18,176
But what you're doing, you know,
with this woman getting naked...
1002
00:52:18,259 --> 00:52:21,011
What you're doing
is you're reinforcing
1003
00:52:21,095 --> 00:52:23,305
a terrible stereotype.
1004
00:52:24,015 --> 00:52:26,100
Yeah, um,
1005
00:52:26,184 --> 00:52:30,146
92.6% of the females
in this country
1006
00:52:30,229 --> 00:52:31,939
are size 12 or bigger!
1007
00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:34,358
Really?
Yeah!
1008
00:52:34,525 --> 00:52:37,069
What with
the media images
1009
00:52:37,862 --> 00:52:39,780
telling girls that
they won't be happy
1010
00:52:39,864 --> 00:52:42,157
unless they're
a size negative zero,
1011
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:45,244
well, that just
distorts our body image!
1012
00:52:45,536 --> 00:52:48,455
And causes
eating disorders.
1013
00:52:48,873 --> 00:52:50,541
And alopecia.
1014
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,001
Yeah.
1015
00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:54,253
And no offense,
young lady,
1016
00:52:54,712 --> 00:52:58,424
but you got a little body
and a big-ass head! Yeah.
1017
00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,676
The circumference
on that thing is like...
1018
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,928
Oh, don't
listen to her!
1019
00:53:03,012 --> 00:53:06,181
She's having hot flashes. Go
ahead, girl, show us what you got!
1020
00:53:06,432 --> 00:53:08,016
Wait.
No.
1021
00:53:08,768 --> 00:53:10,060
You know,
1022
00:53:10,603 --> 00:53:13,147
I think I agree
with Big Momma.
1023
00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,607
You do?
Yes.
1024
00:53:14,941 --> 00:53:18,152
We have never once had
a full-figured model.
1025
00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:20,112
(STAMMERING)
It's shameful.
1026
00:53:21,614 --> 00:53:22,615
Shameful!
1027
00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:23,825
So how about it,
Big Momma?
1028
00:53:24,826 --> 00:53:25,868
Excuse me?
1029
00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:28,204
I think you should
be our model.
1030
00:53:28,496 --> 00:53:29,872
Amen!
1031
00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:32,250
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
1032
00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:33,959
(CLEARING THROAT)
1033
00:53:34,043 --> 00:53:36,336
Yeah, it's all
clear in here.
1034
00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:38,338
Pipes are great.
1035
00:53:38,506 --> 00:53:40,216
I think you should
be our model.
1036
00:53:40,299 --> 00:53:43,010
Big Momma don't be
getting butt naked for nobody!
1037
00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:44,220
Oh, come on. No, I
don't get down like that.
1038
00:53:44,303 --> 00:53:45,304
You're beautiful!
1039
00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,556
I know I'm beautiful, but
I don't get down like that.
1040
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,266
Oh!
No.
1041
00:54:11,497 --> 00:54:13,332
I need more pastels.
1042
00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:15,918
I need
a huge canvas.
1043
00:54:16,669 --> 00:54:20,339
Excuse me, but shouldn't I
be eating some grapes,
1044
00:54:20,506 --> 00:54:22,299
or a cheeseburger
or something?
1045
00:54:22,717 --> 00:54:24,677
You are an inspiration
just as you are.
1046
00:54:25,219 --> 00:54:26,428
Okay. Class.
1047
00:54:26,929 --> 00:54:30,933
It's time for a new pose.
Artists, grab a new canvas.
1048
00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:32,435
Big Momma?
1049
00:54:32,518 --> 00:54:34,520
Oh, okay.
Well, um...
1050
00:54:34,812 --> 00:54:36,605
How about that one
right there?
1051
00:54:36,689 --> 00:54:38,107
Very good.
1052
00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:40,318
Now, if you'd kindly
just drop the sheet.
1053
00:54:41,277 --> 00:54:42,444
Say what?
1054
00:54:42,528 --> 00:54:43,654
Don't be shy.
1055
00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:48,284
Like you said, these
girls need role models.
1056
00:54:48,367 --> 00:54:51,328
Well, I got a lot of rolls, but
they're not exactly the kind...
1057
00:54:51,412 --> 00:54:54,206
Oh, come on, Big Momma,
let it all hang out!
1058
00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:56,792
(EXCLAIMS) You don't
want it to all hang out!
1059
00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:59,670
Show us what
a real woman looks like!
1060
00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:03,049
(ALARM WAILING)
Hurry up, it's a fire!
1061
00:55:03,132 --> 00:55:04,591
Get out of here!
It's a fire!
1062
00:55:04,717 --> 00:55:07,177
Girl, your hair's gonna
crimp up if it catches on fire.
1063
00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:11,807
Yeah, I'm gonna let the
students and staff know the status.
1064
00:55:13,226 --> 00:55:17,146
False alarm, ladies! Back
to class, back to class!
1065
00:55:17,396 --> 00:55:18,814
(EXCITEDLY) Hello,
1066
00:55:19,273 --> 00:55:21,400
Big Momma!
1067
00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:22,902
(GRUNTS)
1068
00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:25,488
Wrapped in that sheet,
you look like Aphrodite.
1069
00:55:25,571 --> 00:55:27,573
More like the centerfold
for Thick and Juicy.
1070
00:55:28,157 --> 00:55:31,160
Kurtis Kool, meet my
great-niece, Charmaine.
1071
00:55:31,369 --> 00:55:32,328
How you doing,
Charmaine?
1072
00:55:32,411 --> 00:55:33,662
A little tip
about Big Momma.
1073
00:55:33,746 --> 00:55:35,664
The more she resists,
the more she wants you.
1074
00:55:36,290 --> 00:55:39,042
With those Beyoncé thighs
and the Rihanna eyes!
1075
00:55:39,126 --> 00:55:40,335
Get it?
1076
00:55:40,419 --> 00:55:42,212
GIRLS: Big Momma!
Big Momma!
1077
00:55:42,296 --> 00:55:45,674
It's Mia. She's saying
she's going to kill herself.
1078
00:55:45,758 --> 00:55:47,926
What you talking?
That's terrible!
1079
00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,096
I've got to get dressed.
Hurry!
1080
00:55:53,599 --> 00:55:54,683
Beautiful thing.
1081
00:55:55,142 --> 00:55:57,561
Boom shaka-laka-laka!
Boom shaka-lakal!
1082
00:55:57,895 --> 00:55:59,396
It's Kurtis.
I'm out front.
1083
00:55:59,897 --> 00:56:00,981
HALEY: Charmaine!
1084
00:56:01,899 --> 00:56:02,900
Do you have
a free period?
1085
00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:04,276
Uh, I do now.
1086
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:05,527
Good. Come shopping
with me.
1087
00:56:05,611 --> 00:56:07,529
Okay. All right.
1088
00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:11,826
All right, all right. I had to
get dressed! What is all this...
1089
00:56:11,909 --> 00:56:13,035
Ooh!
1090
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:15,913
Blood!
Did anyone call 911?
1091
00:56:17,123 --> 00:56:18,249
Mia?
1092
00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:20,792
Oh, my God.
1093
00:56:21,210 --> 00:56:23,128
You told me she was
going to kill herself.
1094
00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:24,422
I want to die!
1095
00:56:24,505 --> 00:56:26,089
You have too much
to live for.
1096
00:56:26,173 --> 00:56:28,341
Calm down. Tell Big
Momma what happened.
1097
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:31,303
We bought hair dye
at Walgreens
1098
00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:33,472
and the directions
were in Spanish.
1099
00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:34,974
She takes French.
1100
00:56:35,057 --> 00:56:38,477
Child, don't you know cheap
hair dye is like an old man?
1101
00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:41,105
It don't last long and it
marks up the furniture.
1102
00:56:41,188 --> 00:56:42,480
I thought
if I looked different,
1103
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:44,733
Delanté would
fall back in love with me.
1104
00:56:44,817 --> 00:56:46,443
You look different,
all right.
1105
00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:48,112
But now, listen.
1106
00:56:48,195 --> 00:56:51,031
He has got to love you for all
the stuff you can't buy in no store.
1107
00:56:51,115 --> 00:56:52,449
And if he don't,
1108
00:56:52,533 --> 00:56:55,577
then don't change
yourself, change your man.
1109
00:56:56,078 --> 00:56:57,871
Huh? We feeling
the deepness?
1110
00:56:58,497 --> 00:56:59,915
Huh? Think about that.
1111
00:57:03,669 --> 00:57:05,212
What about my hair?
1112
00:57:05,296 --> 00:57:06,922
Oh, well,
that's got to go.
1113
00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:09,049
Yeah, we're gonna wash
that fella right out of your hair.
1114
00:57:15,181 --> 00:57:16,515
Ew, not that.
1115
00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:18,517
Definitely not that!
(GASPS)
1116
00:57:19,685 --> 00:57:21,228
This.
Mmm-mmm.
1117
00:57:21,562 --> 00:57:23,438
I'm not sure that's me.
You know?
1118
00:57:23,522 --> 00:57:25,690
I know what's you.
Trust me.
1119
00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:35,993
Oh, girl,
you want this one?
1120
00:57:36,410 --> 00:57:38,078
What do you mean?
We're sharing.
1121
00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:49,131
What are you waiting for?
Take your clothes off.
1122
00:57:50,716 --> 00:57:51,883
Oh.
1123
00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:56,138
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
1124
00:57:58,057 --> 00:58:00,309
Uh, girl, something just
came up! I'll be right back.
1125
00:58:00,559 --> 00:58:02,143
I'll be right back!
1126
00:58:02,228 --> 00:58:03,896
(CRASHING)
1127
00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,022
Are you okay?
1128
00:58:05,106 --> 00:58:06,774
Uh, I'm all right!
1129
00:58:06,857 --> 00:58:08,775
(CRASHING CONTINUES)
1130
00:58:08,943 --> 00:58:10,277
(TRENT GROANS)
1131
00:58:10,945 --> 00:58:14,281
Ain't nothing feel better than
washing a bad man out of your hair.
1132
00:58:14,407 --> 00:58:18,160
My own Big Momma used to mix
up sulfur blue with industrial cleanser.
1133
00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:22,248
Oh!
1134
00:58:22,331 --> 00:58:23,623
There we go.
1135
00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:25,375
Vaseline?
1136
00:58:25,584 --> 00:58:27,252
God's gift
to black people.
1137
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:31,798
Ashy coming out of the
bathtub? Baby's got a diaper rash?
1138
00:58:31,882 --> 00:58:33,967
Your hair look like
it just took a mug shot?
1139
00:58:34,051 --> 00:58:35,510
Just rub it in!
1140
00:58:35,886 --> 00:58:38,847
There. Watch me work
my magic now.
1141
00:58:40,266 --> 00:58:41,684
Voila!
1142
00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:49,400
There you go.
(CHUCKLES)
1143
00:58:49,483 --> 00:58:52,110
You're a genius!
Thank you!
1144
00:58:53,612 --> 00:58:55,363
I just brought
the beauty outside.
1145
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:57,908
Um...
1146
00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:02,955
Come over here for a second and
let Big Momma get a talk with you.
1147
00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:06,834
Tell me what you know about
the missing music box.
1148
00:59:09,003 --> 00:59:12,006
You didn't hear this from me,
but Jasmine and Isabelle,
1149
00:59:12,631 --> 00:59:15,842
I heard them say they're meeting
someone near the library tonight.
1150
00:59:15,926 --> 00:59:16,927
With what?
1151
00:59:17,011 --> 00:59:18,095
I don't know.
1152
00:59:18,637 --> 00:59:22,057
But I heard them say that
Isabelle's gonna bring it in her bag.
1153
00:59:33,277 --> 00:59:34,319
You look
awesome, girl.
1154
00:59:34,403 --> 00:59:35,487
Oh!
1155
00:59:35,988 --> 00:59:37,990
Back at you, H-bomb.
1156
00:59:39,825 --> 00:59:40,951
Yo, Robinson.
1157
00:59:41,869 --> 00:59:42,995
Delanté.
1158
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:44,872
Looking fine today, Haley.
Yes, she is.
1159
00:59:44,955 --> 00:59:46,414
How about we hang out
after your big show?
1160
00:59:46,499 --> 00:59:47,875
You just broke up
with Mia.
1161
00:59:48,084 --> 00:59:49,668
Help me heal.
1162
00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:52,838
Come on.
1163
00:59:53,506 --> 00:59:55,341
IM me if you
change your mind.
1164
00:59:57,343 --> 00:59:59,178
HALEY: Ugh! Those
guys are such tools.
1165
00:59:59,261 --> 01:00:00,387
TRENT: Right?
1166
01:00:01,222 --> 01:00:03,766
So, you got, like, a
boyfriend or anything?
1167
01:00:03,849 --> 01:00:05,308
No way.
1168
01:00:05,392 --> 01:00:09,479
I'm beginning to think the guy
I'm looking for doesn't really exist.
1169
01:00:09,563 --> 01:00:10,814
How about you?
1170
01:00:10,898 --> 01:00:12,357
Oh, no, girl.
1171
01:00:12,441 --> 01:00:14,985
The guy for me
definitely does not exist.
1172
01:00:16,403 --> 01:00:19,489
You know what? I think I got
somebody I could hook you up with, girl.
1173
01:00:19,573 --> 01:00:20,949
Really?
Yep.
1174
01:00:21,033 --> 01:00:22,576
Who?
He's my cousin.
1175
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:26,163
His name is Trent.
Hottie. Buff. Right?
1176
01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:29,667
He's our age. Plus, he's
like a hip-hop lyrical miracle.
1177
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:31,460
You've probably seen him
perform at the Promenade.
1178
01:00:31,544 --> 01:00:32,670
He goes by the name of...
1179
01:00:32,753 --> 01:00:34,463
The Prodi-G?
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, yeah!
1180
01:00:34,547 --> 01:00:35,756
(GIRLISHLY)
Yeah, yeah!
1181
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,424
Thinks he's all that
and then some?
1182
01:00:37,508 --> 01:00:39,051
Talks about himself
in the third person
1183
01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,429
and thinks that every girl
on the planet is after him?
1184
01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:44,515
No offense, Charmaine,
1185
01:00:44,598 --> 01:00:47,142
but your cousin is the last
kind of guy I'd ever hook up with.
1186
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:48,978
(GIGGLES)
1187
01:00:49,061 --> 01:00:50,145
(GIGGLES SARCASTICALLY)
1188
01:00:50,646 --> 01:00:52,230
Ew, the Prodi-G.
1189
01:00:57,027 --> 01:00:58,236
So, uh,
1190
01:00:59,905 --> 01:01:01,406
what is your type?
1191
01:01:02,032 --> 01:01:03,533
He's artistic.
1192
01:01:03,868 --> 01:01:07,329
Sensitive. Interested in
people besides himself.
1193
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,208
And he likes long,
1194
01:01:11,792 --> 01:01:14,252
sweet, slow,
lingering kisses.
1195
01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:17,464
Damn.
1196
01:01:18,048 --> 01:01:19,382
Damn!
1197
01:01:19,884 --> 01:01:21,802
What? Are you
making fun of me?
1198
01:01:21,886 --> 01:01:25,472
Oh, no, girl. No, I'm
saying that's exactly Trent.
1199
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:28,517
Sure, he can be all
puffed up on the outside,
1200
01:01:28,601 --> 01:01:29,685
but once
you get to know him,
1201
01:01:29,768 --> 01:01:31,102
I'm saying,
he's a real sweetheart.
1202
01:01:31,812 --> 01:01:34,648
I mean, you guys
should, like, be a couple!
1203
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:36,608
He was thinking about going
to the Showcase tomorrow.
1204
01:01:36,692 --> 01:01:38,985
Maybe you guys can hook
up, you know, after the dance.
1205
01:01:39,069 --> 01:01:40,653
Tomorrow night.
1206
01:01:40,905 --> 01:01:42,323
I don't know.
Can I meet him before?
1207
01:01:42,406 --> 01:01:45,117
(CHUCKLING) No!
It's tomorrow night.
1208
01:01:46,410 --> 01:01:48,286
Well, how about
tonight, then?
1209
01:01:50,623 --> 01:01:51,832
Oh, he'll be there.
1210
01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:53,625
Good.
1211
01:01:58,297 --> 01:02:00,132
MALCOLM: Just Kurtis Kool.
1212
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:02,009
(SIGHS)
Let me see.
1213
01:02:02,092 --> 01:02:03,968
What is wrong with you?
Your life's in danger
1214
01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,637
and what did you do?
You go shopping.
1215
01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:08,223
Look, shopping is a
very big deal for girls.
1216
01:02:08,515 --> 01:02:11,309
It's like their sports. If they ain't
doing it, they're talking about it.
1217
01:02:11,518 --> 01:02:13,728
Comparing stats,
tracking sales.
1218
01:02:13,812 --> 01:02:15,021
It's like a fantasy
league, you know?
1219
01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,899
So help me, Trent, if you're
falling for that Haley girl...
1220
01:02:17,983 --> 01:02:20,527
(STAMMERING) I'm not going
for Haley. I mean... No.
1221
01:02:20,611 --> 01:02:21,820
She's not my type.
1222
01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:22,988
Good.
1223
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:29,703
Okay, so, why don't we just
go down there and intercept it?
1224
01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:32,414
MALCOLM: Not yet.
Surveillance is a waiting game.
1225
01:02:32,498 --> 01:02:34,583
We can't do anything
that could blow our cover.
1226
01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:36,752
Besides, if Mia
IS spinning us,
1227
01:02:36,835 --> 01:02:39,045
let's just hope that
if it is the music box,
1228
01:02:39,129 --> 01:02:41,131
that the flash drive's
still inside it.
1229
01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:42,841
Oh, okay.
1230
01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:47,179
(SIGHS) So we
just wait here.
1231
01:02:47,554 --> 01:02:49,847
(HUMMING)
1232
01:02:54,770 --> 01:02:56,229
Wait a minute.
Is that the Tempts?
1233
01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:58,774
Not too old school
for you?
1234
01:02:58,857 --> 01:03:01,359
No, actually, I was thinking
about sampling it for my mix tape.
1235
01:03:01,568 --> 01:03:03,152
Can you sing it?
1236
01:03:03,779 --> 01:03:05,280
I'd rather hum.
1237
01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:09,368
I mean, but if you sing it, I can catch
a vibe and I can have a dope mix tape
1238
01:03:09,493 --> 01:03:12,621
with some old-school jams
on there. Then we can like...
1239
01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:14,206
All right.
1240
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:17,376
(SINGING)
Papa was a rolling stone
1241
01:03:18,877 --> 01:03:20,920
Wherever he laid
his hat was his home
1242
01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:22,006
(RAPPING)
What
1243
01:03:22,089 --> 01:03:25,801
And I'm so fly
But I get it from my fam
1244
01:03:25,884 --> 01:03:27,802
And we in the place
and we on a case
1245
01:03:27,886 --> 01:03:30,221
Vibin' out
to an old-school jam
1246
01:03:30,472 --> 01:03:32,640
(LAUGHS)
I like that.
1247
01:03:32,725 --> 01:03:35,436
I like how you put the little
new school with the old school.
1248
01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:37,229
I could feel that.
1249
01:03:37,313 --> 01:03:40,816
I could jam to that. I could,
you know, do this little thing I do.
1250
01:03:40,899 --> 01:03:42,400
Now, what's that?
1251
01:03:42,526 --> 01:03:44,569
A little something I used
to do back in the day
1252
01:03:44,653 --> 01:03:45,654
called the
Cleveland Shuffle.
1253
01:03:45,738 --> 01:03:47,489
Oh, no, I need that.
Come on.
1254
01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:48,699
Well, it's two
to the right.
1255
01:03:48,782 --> 01:03:49,824
Okay.
1256
01:03:49,908 --> 01:03:52,452
Two to the left.
Now freak with it.
1257
01:03:52,703 --> 01:03:55,914
Freak with it. Freak
with it, freak with it.
1258
01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:59,251
Kick. Now you get
your spin on. Right?
1259
01:03:59,752 --> 01:04:01,170
Right? Bring it back.
1260
01:04:01,378 --> 01:04:03,296
(EXCLAIMS) Then
you freak with it.
1261
01:04:03,547 --> 01:04:05,257
Freak with it.
That's right.
1262
01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:08,010
And your arms got to be
in a little T. rex position.
1263
01:04:08,093 --> 01:04:09,844
Okay.
So a little something...
1264
01:04:09,928 --> 01:04:11,012
Now freak with it.
1265
01:04:11,096 --> 01:04:12,514
So it's like the
Soulja Boy, right?
1266
01:04:12,639 --> 01:04:15,892
No, Soulja Boy,
that's a little hop thing.
1267
01:04:15,976 --> 01:04:17,894
I know what you're talking
about, but that's a little hop thing.
1268
01:04:17,978 --> 01:04:19,646
This is...
This is more like this?
1269
01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:21,898
This is Tempts.
When them boys was...
1270
01:04:21,982 --> 01:04:23,692
I like that.
You know, "Oooh!"
1271
01:04:23,776 --> 01:04:25,277
You know,
that kind of thing.
1272
01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:27,696
That's why I like
doing this move.
1273
01:04:27,780 --> 01:04:30,115
"Cause it's not
that complicated.
1274
01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:31,825
(LAUGHING)
1275
01:04:35,579 --> 01:04:36,746
Wait, what's up?
1276
01:04:37,289 --> 01:04:39,499
There are the girls.
All right.
1277
01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:42,252
Chirkoff must have
gotten to Kurtis Kool
1278
01:04:42,336 --> 01:04:44,463
and Kurtis Kool got the
girls to steal the music box.
1279
01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:45,839
I can't believe that.
1280
01:04:45,923 --> 01:04:48,884
Look, Trent. Get back
in that dress, all right?
1281
01:04:48,967 --> 01:04:50,051
I'm gonna
check it out.
1282
01:04:50,135 --> 01:04:51,177
Okay.
1283
01:05:01,355 --> 01:05:03,482
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1284
01:05:08,904 --> 01:05:10,322
(MAN SINGING)
All right
1285
01:05:14,910 --> 01:05:17,579
Come on
You're outta sight
1286
01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:22,376
You got to give me
just what I need
1287
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,838
And a sweet little something
that brings a man to his knees
1288
01:05:27,506 --> 01:05:30,675
I like it easy
I like it nice and slow
1289
01:05:30,759 --> 01:05:32,302
Boo.
Oh!
1290
01:05:33,053 --> 01:05:34,512
(CHUCKLING)
1291
01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:37,265
Wow, a security guard
with stalkers.
1292
01:05:37,850 --> 01:05:39,685
I'm a curious woman.
1293
01:05:40,018 --> 01:05:42,854
Why don't you come and
throw back some juice with me?
1294
01:05:42,938 --> 01:05:45,023
Let me satisfy
that curiosity.
1295
01:05:48,902 --> 01:05:51,237
Well, all right.
A little juice.
1296
01:05:51,697 --> 01:05:53,490
This way?
Mmm-hmm.
1297
01:06:04,209 --> 01:06:07,545
(MAN SINGING)
I know, lately
1298
01:06:07,713 --> 01:06:09,214
Hey, have you
seen a girl...
1299
01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:11,174
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
1300
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:22,727
Haley?
1301
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,564
Trent?
1302
01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:27,899
What's up?
How you doing?
1303
01:06:29,067 --> 01:06:33,567
Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. These
poetry readings always run long.
1304
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:37,951
You do spoken word?
1305
01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:39,286
Yeah.
1306
01:06:40,412 --> 01:06:44,165
And I like slow,
lingering kisses.
1307
01:06:45,584 --> 01:06:47,335
You know, it's weird
that you would say that.
1308
01:06:47,544 --> 01:06:50,129
Yeah, 'cause you feel
the same way, too, right?
1309
01:06:51,006 --> 01:06:53,049
No, it's just weird
that you would say that.
1310
01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:01,220
Right, right. Because rap don't
allow me to get my sensitivities out.
1311
01:07:02,434 --> 01:07:04,602
And I got a lot
of sensitivities
1312
01:07:04,686 --> 01:07:07,855
I like to get out.
As a man, it's like...
1313
01:07:08,273 --> 01:07:10,566
They're deep. It's like
an ocean inside me.
1314
01:07:11,276 --> 01:07:13,528
At the poetry jam, uh,
1315
01:07:13,612 --> 01:07:15,697
we get all our sensitivities
out, you know what I'm saying?
1316
01:07:16,281 --> 01:07:17,532
And we be snapping...
1317
01:07:17,616 --> 01:07:18,825
(SIGHING) Okay.
1318
01:07:18,909 --> 01:07:21,620
And it's like...
It's, uh...
1319
01:07:21,787 --> 01:07:24,372
You know, I'm really sorry all
Charmaine's coaching had to go to waste,
1320
01:07:24,456 --> 01:07:25,707
but I think that
I'm just going to go.
1321
01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:27,876
No, no, no, wait,
just stay. Stay.
1322
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,628
(STAMMERS) Look.
1323
01:07:29,753 --> 01:07:33,381
Charmaine told me you
were a beautiful, great girl.
1324
01:07:33,465 --> 01:07:37,051
And usually, beautiful,
great girls don't go for...
1325
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:38,303
The Prodi-G?
1326
01:07:38,637 --> 01:07:41,806
Yeah. Well, that's
not exactly who I am.
1327
01:07:43,141 --> 01:07:45,643
This isn't who I am.
This is...
1328
01:07:49,773 --> 01:07:52,192
Okay, then,
who are you?
1329
01:07:54,903 --> 01:07:57,405
I don't know.
I don't know who I am.
1330
01:07:57,489 --> 01:07:59,866
I'm still trying
to figure that out.
1331
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:03,202
Me, too.
1332
01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:05,664
Yeah. Can we run this back?
1333
01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:07,666
Yes. Yes, we can.
1334
01:08:07,874 --> 01:08:09,250
I'm Trent.
1335
01:08:10,002 --> 01:08:11,545
Haley.
Haley.
1336
01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:18,009
Your champagne,
my Nubian goddess.
1337
01:08:18,844 --> 01:08:22,305
Now don't go putting me on no
pedestal. You know it might break.
1338
01:08:22,389 --> 01:08:25,934
What you talking about, girl?
I like a woman with a little
1339
01:08:26,101 --> 01:08:27,852
funk in her trunk!
1340
01:08:28,812 --> 01:08:32,357
And some shrimp in the
backyard. That's a woman!
1341
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:35,235
(LAUGHS) Well, you know I like
me a man with a dangerous side.
1342
01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:39,114
Something tells me that
Kurtis Kool is not just a man
1343
01:08:39,197 --> 01:08:40,823
with keys
and a Taser, huh?
1344
01:08:40,907 --> 01:08:41,949
(LAUGHING)
1345
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:43,868
And you're ticklish!
1346
01:08:45,704 --> 01:08:50,204
Well, I'm into some
illegalities at the moment.
1347
01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:52,127
Oh? Well, what kind?
1348
01:08:52,544 --> 01:08:55,213
Well, just typical BS,
you know.
1349
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:57,966
Middleman stuff.
1350
01:08:58,842 --> 01:09:01,010
Holding something hot.
1351
01:09:02,346 --> 01:09:03,847
(WHISPERING)
That's "stolen."
1352
01:09:05,432 --> 01:09:06,808
Who you
holding it for?
1353
01:09:08,268 --> 01:09:09,352
What are you, the FBI?
1354
01:09:10,228 --> 01:09:12,396
No! Ain't no FBI!
1355
01:09:12,773 --> 01:09:14,316
You wearing a wire?
1356
01:09:14,608 --> 01:09:15,650
What? No!
1357
01:09:15,734 --> 01:09:16,901
I'm going to
find the wire!
1358
01:09:17,235 --> 01:09:18,986
Can you hear this? No...
1359
01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:23,283
Now that's funny, 'cause
I know I ain't no FBI.
1360
01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:24,826
This I know.
1361
01:09:25,243 --> 01:09:26,744
(CHUCKLING)
1362
01:09:27,454 --> 01:09:29,080
(SIGHING) Oh.
1363
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:32,083
You're so beautiful.
1364
01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:34,795
So much I like you.
1365
01:09:35,212 --> 01:09:36,463
You know,
1366
01:09:37,714 --> 01:09:40,967
you're my high priestess
of delight.
1367
01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:43,470
No, no...
Kurtis Kool!
1368
01:09:43,553 --> 01:09:45,429
I just want to bite you!
Kurtis!
1369
01:09:47,599 --> 01:09:49,017
You got
1370
01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:51,895
Motownopoly. Let's play.
1371
01:09:52,771 --> 01:09:53,938
Yeah.
1372
01:09:54,481 --> 01:09:56,024
I got a better game
than that.
1373
01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:01,530
(HALEY LAUGHING)
1374
01:10:03,990 --> 01:10:06,659
TRENT: So, look,
I should get back.
1375
01:10:07,661 --> 01:10:09,329
Really? Why?
1376
01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:12,624
I guess I got
a little time.
1377
01:10:12,874 --> 01:10:14,834
Damn!
Damn!
1378
01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:18,088
Yo! It's Trent!
1379
01:10:18,672 --> 01:10:20,632
Yo, you got the
producer guy's number?
1380
01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:22,551
Yo, call him and tell
him we found our boy.
1381
01:10:22,634 --> 01:10:24,093
What's he doing?
1382
01:10:27,013 --> 01:10:29,348
Yeah. Yeah,
we found our boy!
1383
01:10:29,516 --> 01:10:31,017
(ENGINE STARTING)
1384
01:10:38,483 --> 01:10:40,818
Trent! Yo!
1385
01:10:42,028 --> 01:10:45,489
Whoa! Rembrandt. Wow.
1386
01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:48,243
Yeah.
This is my crew.
1387
01:10:48,326 --> 01:10:49,744
This is Rembrandt
and Scratch.
1388
01:10:49,828 --> 01:10:50,870
Hey.
1389
01:10:50,954 --> 01:10:52,372
How you doing?
How you doing?
1390
01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,499
Yo, you got your step-pop
to sign the contract yet?
1391
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:56,084
Yeah, man,
I'm on it.
1392
01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:57,502
Come on, I want to
take you somewhere.
1393
01:10:58,253 --> 01:10:59,254
Okay.
1394
01:10:59,629 --> 01:11:01,297
See you guys later.
See you guys.
1395
01:11:01,381 --> 01:11:02,382
All right.
1396
01:11:02,466 --> 01:11:03,592
Yeah, you do that!
1397
01:11:03,675 --> 01:11:05,510
"Cause we got somebody
we want you to meet.
1398
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:07,345
Yeah, I'll holler.
Okay.
1399
01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:08,930
Yeah, yeah!
Tomorrow, Trent!
1400
01:11:09,014 --> 01:11:12,767
Scratch and Rembrandt, they're like,
I don't know, one's tall, one's short.
1401
01:11:12,851 --> 01:11:14,727
(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
I noticed that.
1402
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:17,731
We found him.
1403
01:11:17,814 --> 01:11:21,192
CHIRKOFF: Just stay with him.
See if he leads you to the father.
1404
01:11:21,276 --> 01:11:22,443
Okay.
1405
01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:30,702
Let the games begin.
1406
01:11:32,370 --> 01:11:35,206
You know, these girls of
mine are driving me up a wall.
1407
01:11:35,499 --> 01:11:37,792
You know Jasmine Lee
and Isabelle Parada?
1408
01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:40,212
No, refresh my memory.
1409
01:11:40,670 --> 01:11:42,046
Left foot, red.
1410
01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:48,178
They gave you a bag
about an hour ago.
1411
01:11:49,387 --> 01:11:51,514
Right foot, yellow.
1412
01:11:52,974 --> 01:11:57,474
Oh! That Jasmine
and Isabelle.
1413
01:11:58,730 --> 01:12:01,190
(GRUNTS) Sorry,
Big Momma.
1414
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:05,528
You know, those girls could be in
a lot of trouble. And so could you.
1415
01:12:06,446 --> 01:12:08,114
So who you
holding that bag for?
1416
01:12:08,198 --> 01:12:10,325
Someone outside
the school?
1417
01:12:11,201 --> 01:12:12,577
You really want to
see that bag?
1418
01:12:13,829 --> 01:12:14,955
Damn!
1419
01:12:16,706 --> 01:12:18,332
Right hand, blue.
1420
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:20,293
Are you...
1421
01:12:21,127 --> 01:12:22,503
Is it blue?
1422
01:12:22,671 --> 01:12:24,631
Mmm-hmm.
Right hand, blue.
1423
01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:32,347
Come to papa.
1424
01:12:47,529 --> 01:12:50,281
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1425
01:12:50,615 --> 01:12:52,283
KURTIS: Left hand, green!
1426
01:12:53,618 --> 01:12:54,910
Oh, well...
1427
01:12:54,995 --> 01:12:58,039
Looks like we're all out
of green. Game over.
1428
01:12:58,123 --> 01:13:01,251
No, no, no.
I got your green.
1429
01:13:03,169 --> 01:13:04,920
(GRUNTS)
1430
01:13:05,171 --> 01:13:07,882
Okay. Go ahead.
Reach for the stars, baby.
1431
01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:09,342
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Oh, hell, no!
1432
01:13:10,552 --> 01:13:11,678
What's wrong
with your voice?
1433
01:13:11,761 --> 01:13:14,472
You heard me.
Get your ass up.
1434
01:13:17,684 --> 01:13:18,810
Sister, you a brother?
1435
01:13:21,980 --> 01:13:23,022
Not again.
1436
01:13:23,231 --> 01:13:26,025
You touch me again, I'll
knock you into next Sunday.
1437
01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:29,237
Hand over the bag.
Hand over the bag, now!
1438
01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:34,743
Every time I try to meet
somebody, it's ding-a-ling-a-ling!
1439
01:13:34,826 --> 01:13:36,327
Be quiet! All right?
1440
01:13:36,536 --> 01:13:39,914
I'm undercover. FBI.
Now give me the damn bag.
1441
01:13:40,582 --> 01:13:42,041
Wow.
(EXCLAIMS IMPATIENTLY)
1442
01:13:50,842 --> 01:13:51,884
What the hell?
1443
01:14:00,435 --> 01:14:03,521
What the hell is a grown man
doing with a damn rooster?
1444
01:14:03,939 --> 01:14:06,358
(SIGHS) The girls
stole it from St Ignatius.
1445
01:14:06,983 --> 01:14:08,943
The boys' school?
They're the Gamecocks.
1446
01:14:09,402 --> 01:14:11,362
They were gonna give it
back after the Showcase.
1447
01:14:12,906 --> 01:14:14,449
(CLUCKING)
1448
01:14:16,159 --> 01:14:17,660
You want to
finish the game?
1449
01:14:20,705 --> 01:14:21,956
Come on.
1450
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:23,207
Where are we going?
1451
01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:24,875
You'll see.
Okay.
1452
01:14:34,219 --> 01:14:35,428
Wow.
1453
01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:37,972
It's my home
away from home.
1454
01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:39,683
This is nice.
1455
01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:40,808
Tomorrow night's
the Showcase
1456
01:14:40,892 --> 01:14:43,394
and it's my best shot at getting
a scholarship for composition.
1457
01:14:43,728 --> 01:14:45,896
Without a scholarship,
I'm out.
1458
01:14:47,232 --> 01:14:48,775
Everyone is gonna
be there, you know?
1459
01:14:48,858 --> 01:14:51,235
Juilliard, Berklee,
Peabody and Oberlin.
1460
01:14:51,569 --> 01:14:54,446
All right, look. Okay. So, I see
a beautiful woman right now.
1461
01:14:54,614 --> 01:14:56,324
I see a dope piano.
1462
01:14:56,408 --> 01:14:58,827
And nobody's
playing it.
1463
01:15:00,036 --> 01:15:01,412
You want me to play?
1464
01:15:02,414 --> 01:15:03,581
Yeah.
1465
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:04,666
Right now.
1466
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,751
All right, I guess
I gotta play it.
1467
01:15:06,835 --> 01:15:09,087
No, no,
don't touch my piano.
1468
01:15:10,547 --> 01:15:12,298
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
1469
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:14,592
(CLEARING THROAT)
1470
01:15:16,761 --> 01:15:19,305
Okay, please don't judge.
It's rough.
1471
01:15:21,808 --> 01:15:23,434
(PLAYING SOULFUL TUNE)
1472
01:15:23,518 --> 01:15:25,686
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1473
01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:34,571
See? It's not
totally there yet.
1474
01:15:34,654 --> 01:15:35,946
I don't know,
something's missing.
1475
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:38,324
No, it's not missing
nothing. It's tight.
1476
01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:40,785
You just got to feel it,
you know what I mean?
1477
01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:43,663
You got to, like,
speed it up a little bit.
1478
01:15:43,747 --> 01:15:45,206
Speed it up?
Yeah.
1479
01:15:45,915 --> 01:15:47,333
Okay, um...
1480
01:15:47,751 --> 01:15:49,753
(PLAYING SLIGHTLY FASTER)
1481
01:15:51,087 --> 01:15:52,296
Yeah.
Yeah.
1482
01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:54,131
That's better, right?
Yeah.
1483
01:15:56,968 --> 01:15:58,803
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1484
01:16:05,935 --> 01:16:08,938
(SINGING)
You've given me everything
1485
01:16:09,022 --> 01:16:12,025
You make me complete
1486
01:16:12,192 --> 01:16:14,402
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1487
01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:24,287
Yeah, I like that,
I like that.
1488
01:16:24,370 --> 01:16:25,412
You like that?
1489
01:16:25,497 --> 01:16:27,207
Should we
syncopate it?
1490
01:16:27,290 --> 01:16:31,168
(SIGHS) Look, normally, I don't
syncopate on the first date, but...
1491
01:16:31,252 --> 01:16:33,045
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1492
01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:37,550
(HARMONIZING)
1493
01:16:44,057 --> 01:16:47,101
All right, this is what
we're gonna do next, right?
1494
01:16:47,185 --> 01:16:49,312
You're gonna go up a little
higher. You know what I mean?
1495
01:16:49,395 --> 01:16:51,146
Up an octave?
1496
01:16:51,231 --> 01:16:52,899
Yeah, an octave.
1497
01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:57,320
(PLAYING HIGHER)
1498
01:17:07,247 --> 01:17:09,415
(SINGING)
Baby, you know
1499
01:17:10,416 --> 01:17:13,293
You are the air
that I breathe
1500
01:17:13,711 --> 01:17:16,422
The life that's in me
1501
01:17:20,426 --> 01:17:23,220
(RAPPING) Me and you,
we chillin' Hangin', cruisin'
1502
01:17:23,471 --> 01:17:26,640
Me and you together
ain't worth losin'
1503
01:17:27,016 --> 01:17:29,476
On the keys, being crazy
1504
01:17:29,561 --> 01:17:31,980
Happy that
I get to see you daily
1505
01:17:32,063 --> 01:17:34,482
Each time I see you
1506
01:17:34,858 --> 01:17:37,443
My heart
starts to pound
1507
01:17:37,861 --> 01:17:42,361
Whenever you come around
1508
01:17:43,575 --> 01:17:47,579
'Cause you are all I need
1509
01:17:47,662 --> 01:17:49,830
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1510
01:17:50,081 --> 01:17:52,750
You've given me
everything
1511
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:55,461
You make me complete
1512
01:17:55,670 --> 01:18:00,170
Yeah, you are all I need
1513
01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:05,096
You're making me
better, see
1514
01:18:05,388 --> 01:18:09,767
All of the love
that you're giving me
1515
01:18:16,608 --> 01:18:18,484
How did you... That
song is amazing.
1516
01:18:18,568 --> 01:18:19,610
It's perfect, right?
1517
01:18:19,694 --> 01:18:22,279
We have to do it at the
Showcase tomorrow night.
1518
01:18:22,363 --> 01:18:23,530
We?
1519
01:18:23,615 --> 01:18:25,950
Yeah, we'll
blow everyone away!
1520
01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:28,870
I mean, you know, it's
your show. I'll be watching.
1521
01:18:28,953 --> 01:18:32,831
No, come on, you're a part
of this. I can't do it without you.
1522
01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:34,958
Please?
1523
01:18:35,835 --> 01:18:37,545
What time?
Really?
1524
01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:40,465
Thank you!
1525
01:18:48,806 --> 01:18:51,475
I have to go back to the
dorms before I get in trouble.
1526
01:18:51,809 --> 01:18:52,893
Yo.
1527
01:18:54,145 --> 01:18:55,646
Let's break night.
1528
01:18:56,981 --> 01:18:58,816
"Break night."
Yeah.
1529
01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:00,318
I love that.
1530
01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:02,320
You're so amazing
with words.
1531
01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:04,488
I can't believe you don't
want to go to college.
1532
01:19:04,572 --> 01:19:07,950
I mean, all of those writers
and poets you could study.
1533
01:19:08,493 --> 01:19:11,162
You know, I just figured I got
to strike while the iron's hot.
1534
01:19:11,496 --> 01:19:14,332
Jay-Z didn't drop Reasonable
Doubt until he was 27.
1535
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,086
Said the world's in a rush,
but he waited to be perfect.
1536
01:19:21,047 --> 01:19:22,173
Hmm.
1537
01:19:22,507 --> 01:19:23,674
Well,
1538
01:19:24,592 --> 01:19:26,677
I'm feeling pretty
perfect right now.
1539
01:19:29,305 --> 01:19:30,514
Me, too.
1540
01:19:49,033 --> 01:19:50,534
I have curfew.
1541
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:53,246
See you
tomorrow night?
1542
01:19:53,329 --> 01:19:54,330
Yeah.
1543
01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:57,208
Yeah,
tomorrow night!
1544
01:20:08,052 --> 01:20:10,304
Kid's here to see his
girlfriend, not his father.
1545
01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:13,224
Then take him.
We'll kill him later.
1546
01:20:13,808 --> 01:20:14,975
Right now, he's bait.
1547
01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:16,894
Okay.
1548
01:20:17,729 --> 01:20:19,230
Let's go get him.
1549
01:20:24,193 --> 01:20:25,819
Let's go.
Come on.
1550
01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:41,502
Two girls
in one night.
1551
01:20:41,586 --> 01:20:43,212
You got to give
the kid credit.
1552
01:20:48,843 --> 01:20:50,344
Not so much.
1553
01:21:05,735 --> 01:21:08,112
You idiots!
How could you lose him?
1554
01:21:09,614 --> 01:21:13,534
I don't know. But I know
where to find his girlfriend.
1555
01:21:13,618 --> 01:21:15,202
Both of them.
1556
01:21:18,289 --> 01:21:20,582
(ROOSTER CROWING)
1557
01:21:22,877 --> 01:21:24,461
Here's the deal.
1558
01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:27,173
You want me to
keep your secret
1559
01:21:27,256 --> 01:21:30,926
about kidnapping
Foghorn Leghorn here,
1560
01:21:31,302 --> 01:21:35,639
then tell me what you know about
the music box missing from the library.
1561
01:21:38,393 --> 01:21:40,228
Okay.
That a girl.
1562
01:21:41,187 --> 01:21:45,149
There's a music box in the
library and now it's missing.
1563
01:21:45,733 --> 01:21:47,151
(GROWLING)
1564
01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:48,569
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1565
01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:50,154
Big Momma, I have
been looking for...
1566
01:21:50,238 --> 01:21:51,906
(CROWING)
1567
01:21:53,282 --> 01:21:55,659
What is the St Ignatius
mascot doing here?
1568
01:21:58,871 --> 01:22:02,374
Okay, I'm going to give you
to the count of three.
1569
01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:06,295
And if nobody speaks up, then
neither of you is going to the Showcase.
1570
01:22:07,713 --> 01:22:08,797
One.
1571
01:22:10,758 --> 01:22:12,009
Two.
1572
01:22:14,262 --> 01:22:16,013
MALCOLM: They didn't
steal the bird!
1573
01:22:16,431 --> 01:22:18,307
Uh, they found it.
1574
01:22:18,391 --> 01:22:22,478
Yeah, it was wandering around
the quad and they brought it to me.
1575
01:22:25,022 --> 01:22:26,982
GAIL: Oh. Well...
1576
01:22:27,692 --> 01:22:29,151
Thank you, girls.
1577
01:22:29,610 --> 01:22:31,778
There go one of my flock
in need of some counseling.
1578
01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:35,116
Listen. I suggest you get
this bird back to St Ignatius
1579
01:22:35,199 --> 01:22:37,034
before it lays
any more eggs.
1580
01:22:37,702 --> 01:22:39,036
But it's a rooster.
1581
01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:40,955
Child, they all
taste the same
1582
01:22:41,038 --> 01:22:43,040
when you preheat the oven
to 350.
1583
01:22:43,124 --> 01:22:44,542
Try it!
1584
01:22:52,091 --> 01:22:53,509
(IN NORMAL VOICE) You!
1585
01:22:53,801 --> 01:22:54,968
Stop!
1586
01:22:57,388 --> 01:22:59,390
Come here! Come here!
1587
01:23:01,934 --> 01:23:03,101
Come here!
1588
01:23:04,770 --> 01:23:07,355
MIA: I know that I've left you
a couple of other voice mails.
1589
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:09,066
You can ignore those.
1590
01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:12,528
I can call you back.
1591
01:23:12,612 --> 01:23:13,696
(IN WOMANLY VOICE) Drive!
1592
01:23:13,779 --> 01:23:16,448
I can't! Delanté used to drive
me everywhere! I barely know...
1593
01:23:16,532 --> 01:23:19,076
Child, I told you, you don't need
no damn Delanté! Now, drive!
1594
01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:28,294
Turn!
1595
01:23:31,756 --> 01:23:33,007
I almost hit him!
1596
01:23:33,090 --> 01:23:34,216
Almost don't count.
1597
01:23:37,178 --> 01:23:38,512
(HORN HONKING)
1598
01:23:41,265 --> 01:23:43,141
Now take it up to 80.
1599
01:23:43,434 --> 01:23:44,435
Eighty?
1600
01:23:44,519 --> 01:23:45,603
You heard me! Eighty!
1601
01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:51,817
Great. I'm being followed by
a fat lady in a driver's ed car!
1602
01:23:51,901 --> 01:23:52,943
She's catching up.
1603
01:23:58,783 --> 01:24:00,242
Turn here!
1604
01:24:05,498 --> 01:24:08,834
There! I'm going to pull
the emergency brake.
1605
01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:14,548
(MALCOLM EXCLAIMING)
1606
01:24:16,551 --> 01:24:18,427
This little go-kart
handles well.
1607
01:24:18,594 --> 01:24:19,970
Keep driving! Go!
1608
01:24:20,888 --> 01:24:22,055
Now don't slow down.
1609
01:24:22,139 --> 01:24:23,807
You're going
to kill us!
1610
01:24:23,891 --> 01:24:25,684
Without Delanté, you
got nothing to live for.
1611
01:24:25,768 --> 01:24:28,395
No, I do! I have friends
and I have school...
1612
01:24:32,692 --> 01:24:34,527
That was amazing!
1613
01:24:34,777 --> 01:24:36,570
VLAD: Watch out!
1614
01:24:36,862 --> 01:24:38,071
What do we do now?
1615
01:24:38,155 --> 01:24:39,364
Pray for the airbags.
1616
01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:40,699
I can do this!
1617
01:24:52,503 --> 01:24:56,256
Well, I think you learned
enough for one day. I'll drive.
1618
01:24:57,883 --> 01:25:00,176
MALCOLM: They were here. I
gotta believe they're coming back.
1619
01:25:00,511 --> 01:25:02,054
They're going to
kill me.
1620
01:25:03,222 --> 01:25:04,306
You've never
taken off that dress.
1621
01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:05,557
How would they know
you were here?
1622
01:25:06,309 --> 01:25:09,395
They wouldn't.
But if they did.
1623
01:25:12,273 --> 01:25:13,857
Trent, is there something
you want to tell me?
1624
01:25:16,819 --> 01:25:18,028
No.
1625
01:25:18,237 --> 01:25:20,197
Now, listen.
Get back in costume.
1626
01:25:20,281 --> 01:25:22,992
Do not get out of it
under any circumstances.
1627
01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:24,702
All right?
All right.
1628
01:25:28,914 --> 01:25:30,540
Hey. Don't worry.
1629
01:25:31,417 --> 01:25:33,419
I'll find it when everyone's
at the Showcase tonight.
1630
01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:36,630
Okay? All right.
1631
01:25:40,718 --> 01:25:42,970
ISABELLE:
You guys have to see.
1632
01:25:43,054 --> 01:25:45,222
(ALL GASPING)
1633
01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:48,642
HALEY: Isabelle, it's great.
You really captured her.
1634
01:25:48,726 --> 01:25:51,311
TRENT: Yeah, girl, and
there's a whole lot to capture.
1635
01:25:51,395 --> 01:25:54,523
Thanks. I just hope the RISD
admissions people agree.
1636
01:25:54,607 --> 01:25:55,983
Yeah, they
totally will.
1637
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:59,569
Hey, have you heard from
Trent? He better be here soon.
1638
01:26:04,575 --> 01:26:05,909
Big Momma?
1639
01:26:06,494 --> 01:26:07,578
Yes, dear?
1640
01:26:08,746 --> 01:26:12,791
You knew I took the rooster
and you didn't narc me out.
1641
01:26:13,292 --> 01:26:16,503
Child, this is not
Big Momma's first barbecue.
1642
01:26:16,837 --> 01:26:19,297
You putting on this
front of toughness.
1643
01:26:19,548 --> 01:26:21,341
Trying to act
all growed up.
1644
01:26:21,759 --> 01:26:23,260
I'm a senior.
1645
01:26:23,344 --> 01:26:25,721
Child, I see who you are
on the inside.
1646
01:26:25,805 --> 01:26:29,141
You're a good, sensitive girl.
No different than Big Momma.
1647
01:26:29,475 --> 01:26:31,268
You're strong-willed,
1648
01:26:31,352 --> 01:26:34,480
just trying to take care of the
people who depend on you.
1649
01:26:35,898 --> 01:26:36,982
Plus
1650
01:26:38,275 --> 01:26:39,859
I'm starving!
1651
01:26:40,194 --> 01:26:43,363
Aw! The poor baby
is hungry!
1652
01:26:43,823 --> 01:26:45,658
(EXCLAIMING SYMPATHETICALLY)
1653
01:26:48,452 --> 01:26:49,703
I did something else.
1654
01:26:50,705 --> 01:26:52,331
Worse than the rooster.
1655
01:26:52,498 --> 01:26:53,916
She wanted to be
a Diva so bad,
1656
01:26:53,999 --> 01:26:56,793
I told her she could be
if she stole the music box.
1657
01:26:57,128 --> 01:26:58,170
Who?
1658
01:26:58,254 --> 01:26:59,964
Haley.
I made her do it.
1659
01:27:00,297 --> 01:27:02,590
I told her to bring it tonight
so that we could put it back.
1660
01:27:02,967 --> 01:27:03,968
Where is Haley?
1661
01:27:04,385 --> 01:27:05,886
I just saw her
with Mia.
1662
01:27:06,637 --> 01:27:11,058
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to our annual Showcase!
1663
01:27:13,185 --> 01:27:15,562
Get ready to see
some of the best
1664
01:27:15,646 --> 01:27:17,731
and brightest young talent
that Atlanta has to offer.
1665
01:27:17,815 --> 01:27:19,983
Well, thank you for
telling me, all right?
1666
01:27:20,109 --> 01:27:21,944
That was big of you,
you know?
1667
01:27:22,027 --> 01:27:25,405
Now you get out there and break
a leg, and make Big Momma proud.
1668
01:27:26,657 --> 01:27:29,826
And afterward, I'm going to
have a double cheeseburger
1669
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,496
and a regular Coke.
1670
01:27:32,663 --> 01:27:34,206
Supersize it!
1671
01:27:34,457 --> 01:27:35,458
(CHUCKLING)
1672
01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:36,583
GAIL:
...Jasmine Lee!
1673
01:27:36,667 --> 01:27:38,251
Now go, go!
Go, go, go!
1674
01:27:38,335 --> 01:27:39,753
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1675
01:27:44,967 --> 01:27:46,802
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1676
01:27:51,223 --> 01:27:53,516
How many times do
I gotta say I'm sorry?
1677
01:27:53,684 --> 01:27:55,102
Sorry?
1678
01:27:56,270 --> 01:27:59,523
"Sorry" don't mean squat
from a two-timing dog!
1679
01:27:59,982 --> 01:28:01,692
Like Aunt Yorima
used to say,
1680
01:28:01,776 --> 01:28:05,404
"It's better to be alone with
yourself for the rest of your life
1681
01:28:05,654 --> 01:28:07,906
“than together with bad
company for a minute."
1682
01:28:07,990 --> 01:28:10,242
And, honey,
you is bad company!
1683
01:28:10,326 --> 01:28:13,954
You're an entire
conglomerate of badness!
1684
01:28:14,038 --> 01:28:16,331
Wait.
Who is Aunt Yorima?
1685
01:28:16,999 --> 01:28:19,167
Mia? You seen Haley?
1686
01:28:19,251 --> 01:28:20,627
Yeah. I think
she's with Charmaine.
1687
01:28:20,711 --> 01:28:23,130
Try the other side
of the stage.
1688
01:28:24,089 --> 01:28:25,757
This Delanté?
Yeah.
1689
01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:28,010
(EXCLAIMS DISAPPROVINGLY)
1690
01:28:29,470 --> 01:28:30,554
And another thing...
1691
01:28:34,141 --> 01:28:36,101
(WHISPERING)
Hey, Haley. Hey, girl.
1692
01:28:36,185 --> 01:28:38,103
Where is Trent?
I'm up next!
1693
01:28:38,187 --> 01:28:39,688
Excuse me.
1694
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:44,860
Listen, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.
1695
01:28:46,946 --> 01:28:48,614
Trent's not
going to make it.
1696
01:28:49,865 --> 01:28:51,908
What? What am I
going to do?
1697
01:28:51,992 --> 01:28:53,785
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1698
01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:01,502
Bravo! You did your
thing. I saw that move.
1699
01:29:02,086 --> 01:29:05,547
All right, listen. Breathe,
girl, breathe. It's all good.
1700
01:29:05,631 --> 01:29:07,758
You're going to go out there
and you're gonna be great.
1701
01:29:07,842 --> 01:29:09,051
You don't need Trent.
1702
01:29:09,134 --> 01:29:12,929
Next, with an original
composition, Haley Robinson!
1703
01:29:13,681 --> 01:29:14,765
Okay.
1704
01:29:23,649 --> 01:29:25,317
Big Momma,
what are you doing?
1705
01:29:25,401 --> 01:29:26,819
You're supposed to
be chaperoning!
1706
01:29:26,902 --> 01:29:28,111
There are boys
backstage.
1707
01:29:31,574 --> 01:29:32,950
All right, all right.
1708
01:29:33,033 --> 01:29:34,868
Hey! What are you...
Get out of there, you!
1709
01:29:34,952 --> 01:29:38,455
You don't try to get a little
nookie! I'm gonna tan your hide!
1710
01:29:41,375 --> 01:29:43,168
Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
1711
01:29:44,628 --> 01:29:46,630
(PLAYING SONG UNEVENLY)
1712
01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:53,387
(SINGING MELODY TIMIDLY)
1713
01:29:58,976 --> 01:30:00,519
(STOPS PLAYING)
1714
01:30:02,021 --> 01:30:03,313
Um...
1715
01:30:03,606 --> 01:30:05,149
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
1716
01:30:08,611 --> 01:30:10,738
I'm sorry, this was
supposed to be a duet.
1717
01:30:16,619 --> 01:30:19,288
It still is, girl. Look, Trent
taught me everything.
1718
01:30:19,371 --> 01:30:21,122
What?
Rock with it.
1719
01:30:21,874 --> 01:30:23,333
(RESUMES PLAYING)
1720
01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:25,168
(BOTH HARMONIZING)
1721
01:30:34,970 --> 01:30:37,389
(SINGING)
Baby, you know
1722
01:30:37,848 --> 01:30:41,017
You are the air
that I breathe
1723
01:30:41,310 --> 01:30:43,854
The life
that's in me
1724
01:30:43,938 --> 01:30:46,231
Oh
1725
01:30:47,399 --> 01:30:50,193
And each time
I see you
1726
01:30:50,361 --> 01:30:53,030
My heart
starts to pound
1727
01:30:53,405 --> 01:30:57,905
Whenever you come around
1728
01:30:59,119 --> 01:31:03,619
'Cause you
are all I need
1729
01:31:05,709 --> 01:31:08,461
You're making me
better, see
1730
01:31:08,545 --> 01:31:10,421
From all
of the love
1731
01:31:10,506 --> 01:31:12,299
That you're giving me
Every time I think about you
1732
01:31:12,383 --> 01:31:14,635
Want you, need you,
hold you, kiss you, love you
1733
01:31:14,718 --> 01:31:17,721
Never would place a person
on this earth above you
1734
01:31:17,805 --> 01:31:21,642
I just want to be the one
to make you feel amazing
1735
01:31:21,725 --> 01:31:23,893
And because you
keep it real, we singing
1736
01:31:23,978 --> 01:31:26,063
HALEY: And each time I see you
1737
01:31:26,689 --> 01:31:29,608
My heart
starts to pound
1738
01:31:29,692 --> 01:31:34,192
Whenever
you come around
1739
01:31:35,322 --> 01:31:39,492
Yeah, you are all I need
1740
01:31:39,576 --> 01:31:41,327
Uh, you gentlemen...
1741
01:31:41,412 --> 01:31:43,205
Are you invited guests?
1742
01:31:43,580 --> 01:31:45,915
That's the crazy lady
who chased us.
1743
01:31:46,166 --> 01:31:48,334
Get out of our way.
We have business here.
1744
01:31:48,419 --> 01:31:50,337
Only business you
have here IS none-ya.
1745
01:31:51,171 --> 01:31:52,755
What? "None-ya"?
1746
01:31:53,173 --> 01:31:55,466
None-ya damn business!
1747
01:31:55,551 --> 01:31:58,470
(IN DEEPER VOICE) I
crossed the line I'm wrong to lie
1748
01:31:58,554 --> 01:31:59,930
I'll make you mine
1749
01:32:00,014 --> 01:32:04,268
Yeah, you are all I need
1750
01:32:04,727 --> 01:32:06,061
Wait
1751
01:32:06,145 --> 01:32:08,897
(RAPPING) These words I'm
speaking got me going crazy
1752
01:32:08,981 --> 01:32:10,524
I need you, Haley
1753
01:32:10,607 --> 01:32:12,483
To be my baby
1754
01:32:12,568 --> 01:32:14,027
(MUSIC STOPS)
1755
01:32:18,949 --> 01:32:20,533
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1756
01:32:23,746 --> 01:32:25,539
Wardrobe malfunction!
1757
01:32:27,458 --> 01:32:29,126
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
1758
01:32:32,296 --> 01:32:33,922
Haley...
You... You're...
1759
01:32:34,006 --> 01:32:35,298
Let me explain.
I trusted you!
1760
01:32:35,382 --> 01:32:36,424
No, listen, listen.
1761
01:32:36,508 --> 01:32:38,510
My God, everything
I told you?
1762
01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:40,137
I'm just saying...
Listen.
1763
01:32:40,429 --> 01:32:41,805
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1764
01:32:45,642 --> 01:32:46,809
Haley!
1765
01:32:48,395 --> 01:32:52,065
(GRUNTS) Security!
Security! He groped me!
1766
01:32:53,275 --> 01:32:54,901
He's trying
to freak me!
1767
01:32:54,985 --> 01:32:58,321
He's groping me!
He's trying to freak me!
1768
01:32:59,031 --> 01:33:00,657
Oh, Lord!
1769
01:33:01,492 --> 01:33:03,994
Call the FBI, ask
for Agent Crawford.
1770
01:33:04,078 --> 01:33:05,412
Tell him you're a
friend of Big Momma's
1771
01:33:05,496 --> 01:33:07,456
and keep everyone
in the auditorium!
1772
01:33:07,539 --> 01:33:08,581
I don't understand.
1773
01:33:08,665 --> 01:33:11,042
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Just do it.
I'll explain it to you later.
1774
01:33:11,335 --> 01:33:12,836
(GRUNTS)
1775
01:33:14,171 --> 01:33:17,215
Okay. Everyone, please
stay in your seats, okay?
1776
01:33:17,299 --> 01:33:19,384
Mrs. Mercier,
dancers, please!
1777
01:33:23,555 --> 01:33:25,014
Split up!
1778
01:33:26,183 --> 01:33:27,184
Haley!
1779
01:33:27,267 --> 01:33:28,685
Trent! Trent!
1780
01:33:30,604 --> 01:33:31,646
Haley!
1781
01:33:31,730 --> 01:33:33,273
Yo, yo, yo!
What is this thing?
1782
01:33:33,607 --> 01:33:35,734
Dude, you are
all kinds of freaky!
1783
01:33:35,818 --> 01:33:37,528
Does Haley like you
better as a girl or a boy?
1784
01:33:37,611 --> 01:33:39,029
Look, I can't
do this right now.
1785
01:33:39,279 --> 01:33:41,281
Big boy! Come on, man!
1786
01:33:41,365 --> 01:33:43,533
Come on, get him! Get him!
1787
01:33:44,576 --> 01:33:47,870
(IN NORMAL VOICE) All right. Y'all got
30 seconds to get your asses off campus
1788
01:33:47,955 --> 01:33:50,207
or there's a hell of a lot
more where that came from.
1789
01:33:50,457 --> 01:33:51,958
Bounce!
1790
01:33:52,876 --> 01:33:54,377
You've got some
explaining to do.
1791
01:33:54,461 --> 01:33:56,463
Look, Chirkoff's guys must've
made me yesterday in town.
1792
01:33:56,547 --> 01:33:58,423
| took off Charmaine's
outfit just once,
1793
01:33:58,507 --> 01:33:59,633
to get close to Haley.
1794
01:33:59,716 --> 01:34:02,301
You blew your cover.
And you lied to me about it!
1795
01:34:02,386 --> 01:34:03,470
For a girl
who played you?
1796
01:34:03,554 --> 01:34:04,638
She didn't play me.
1797
01:34:04,721 --> 01:34:07,473
Oh, yeah? Did she tell you
she had the music box?
1798
01:34:09,977 --> 01:34:11,603
You act
like you're the man.
1799
01:34:11,687 --> 01:34:13,480
And you were starting
to convince me.
1800
01:34:13,564 --> 01:34:14,982
But it's all an act,
you know why?
1801
01:34:15,065 --> 01:34:17,734
'Cause a real man wouldn't
risk his life for some girl.
1802
01:34:18,110 --> 01:34:19,986
Look, she ain't
just some girl!
1803
01:34:20,070 --> 01:34:21,780
You did the same thing
when you met my mom.
1804
01:34:21,864 --> 01:34:23,615
This is nothing
like that.
1805
01:34:23,699 --> 01:34:25,492
Come on.
Come on. Malcolm!
1806
01:34:25,576 --> 01:34:26,994
In!
Yo
1807
01:34:30,706 --> 01:34:32,791
Stay there!
Do not move.
1808
01:34:32,875 --> 01:34:35,878
Look, you got to
trust me! Malcolm!
1809
01:34:37,129 --> 01:34:38,588
Damn!
1810
01:35:01,945 --> 01:35:04,447
Haley! Haley!
1811
01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:11,037
Haley!
1812
01:35:11,622 --> 01:35:12,789
Haley!
1813
01:35:15,626 --> 01:35:17,461
Boss. We got him.
1814
01:35:24,009 --> 01:35:25,385
H-bomb!
1815
01:35:25,469 --> 01:35:27,012
Go away!
Look, let me explain.
1816
01:35:27,095 --> 01:35:28,638
Leave me alone!
1817
01:35:28,722 --> 01:35:31,641
Look, you got the music
box in that bag, don't you?
1818
01:35:31,725 --> 01:35:33,893
Yeah, and right now I just want
to put it away and get out of here,
1819
01:35:33,977 --> 01:35:35,812
seeing as how my life
is pretty much ruined!
1820
01:35:35,896 --> 01:35:38,231
Look, there's some crazy,
dangerous people after that.
1821
01:35:38,482 --> 01:35:40,484
What are you talking about?
It's just some old music box.
1822
01:35:40,651 --> 01:35:42,235
Not really.
1823
01:35:48,450 --> 01:35:52,579
Look. This flash drive got evidence
that'd put away some really bad people.
1824
01:35:52,663 --> 01:35:54,081
That's why I've been
working undercover.
1825
01:35:55,290 --> 01:35:56,457
What?
1826
01:35:57,167 --> 01:35:59,711
So this was just
some kind of job?
1827
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:01,630
(MOBILE PHONE CHIMING)
1828
01:36:04,424 --> 01:36:06,050
Our night together?
Our kiss?
1829
01:36:06,134 --> 01:36:08,636
We'll talk about that later.
But right now, I need this.
1830
01:36:08,845 --> 01:36:10,346
There's no later.
Haley.
1831
01:36:10,430 --> 01:36:12,515
Actually,
I'll take the drive!
1832
01:36:14,685 --> 01:36:15,811
Trent!
1833
01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:18,355
TRENT: Haley, come on!
(HALEY SCREAMS)
1834
01:36:21,525 --> 01:36:22,901
HALEY: Run, run!
1835
01:36:22,985 --> 01:36:24,820
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
1836
01:36:25,112 --> 01:36:26,196
Talk to me.
1837
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:27,990
VLAD: The kid's with the
girl, they're in the library.
1838
01:36:28,073 --> 01:36:29,532
Haley, we got to get
you somewhere safe.
1839
01:36:29,616 --> 01:36:31,534
Let go of me!
Come on.
1840
01:36:37,082 --> 01:36:38,583
DMITRI: Don't move.
1841
01:36:39,710 --> 01:36:41,586
Runs pretty good
for a woman.
1842
01:36:41,837 --> 01:36:43,713
(IN WOMANLY VOICE)
Oh, don't shoot.
1843
01:36:43,797 --> 01:36:47,759
I'm not even wearing a
clean pair of granny panties.
1844
01:36:48,093 --> 01:36:50,929
Coroner's gonna think
I'm some two-bit floozy!
1845
01:36:51,013 --> 01:36:52,264
Shut up.
1846
01:36:54,224 --> 01:36:55,892
(GAGGING)
1847
01:36:57,728 --> 01:36:59,146
My palpitations!
1848
01:36:59,229 --> 01:37:00,855
My poor
cholesterol heart!
1849
01:37:00,939 --> 01:37:04,233
Like Fred Sanford said, "I'm
coming to join you, Elizabeth!"
1850
01:37:11,783 --> 01:37:13,409
Wait, wait, wait!
1851
01:37:13,493 --> 01:37:15,161
Come on. Come on!
1852
01:37:29,259 --> 01:37:30,426
This way.
1853
01:37:34,765 --> 01:37:36,516
Big Momma! Catch!
1854
01:37:38,810 --> 01:37:40,269
Move. Move!
1855
01:37:40,645 --> 01:37:41,687
Haley, it's gonna
be okay.
1856
01:37:41,772 --> 01:37:42,898
Shut your mouth!
1857
01:37:43,732 --> 01:37:45,984
You just gonna hurt
these innocent children?
1858
01:37:46,193 --> 01:37:47,360
Give me
the flash drive.
1859
01:37:47,444 --> 01:37:48,695
What if I say no?
1860
01:37:48,779 --> 01:37:50,489
I'm pretty good
with this gun.
1861
01:37:50,572 --> 01:37:52,574
My late husband Othar
taught me how to use it
1862
01:37:52,657 --> 01:37:54,950
in case of
a home invasion.
1863
01:37:58,914 --> 01:38:02,626
Give him the gun,
or I shoot the kids.
1864
01:38:10,967 --> 01:38:12,301
Now,
1865
01:38:13,845 --> 01:38:14,929
the flash drive.
1866
01:38:21,853 --> 01:38:23,646
Very good,
Agent Turner.
1867
01:38:23,730 --> 01:38:26,983
It took me a while to
figure out. Then I remember.
1868
01:38:27,734 --> 01:38:30,069
You're the master
of disguise.
1869
01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:39,496
Take off the fat suit. I want
to check you for weapons.
1870
01:38:45,627 --> 01:38:48,421
Look, don't shoot
the kids, all right?
1871
01:38:48,505 --> 01:38:50,298
He don't remember
what he saw.
1872
01:38:51,883 --> 01:38:53,217
Kill them.
1873
01:38:53,593 --> 01:38:56,012
And this time,
no witnesses.
1874
01:38:56,513 --> 01:38:58,223
My pleasure.
Hey, Trent.
1875
01:38:58,306 --> 01:38:59,765
CHIRKOFF: I'm checking
the flash drive.
1876
01:38:59,850 --> 01:39:03,270
I'm sorry. I was wrong to
think we could pull this off.
1877
01:39:03,353 --> 01:39:04,729
This is my fault.
1878
01:39:04,813 --> 01:39:06,940
No. You was just
trying to protect me.
1879
01:39:07,023 --> 01:39:10,359
I lied to you and
everything. I'm sorry, Dad.
1880
01:39:12,529 --> 01:39:15,031
All right, this family hour has
to end. I'm going to throw up.
1881
01:39:15,115 --> 01:39:17,742
Hey, whoa. Just let me say
one last thing to my boy.
1882
01:39:21,037 --> 01:39:23,622
You know, I'll go to my grave
wishing we could have done
1883
01:39:23,707 --> 01:39:25,125
that Cleveland Shuffle
together.
1884
01:39:25,208 --> 01:39:26,959
Remember?
Mmm.
1885
01:39:27,043 --> 01:39:28,669
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
1886
01:39:28,753 --> 01:39:31,464
Killer step. If I just
had one more chance.
1887
01:39:31,548 --> 01:39:33,174
Remember, it'd be
two to the right,
1888
01:39:33,258 --> 01:39:34,592
(GRUNTING IN RHYTHM)
1889
01:39:34,718 --> 01:39:36,636
Two to the left.
1890
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:39,681
BOTH: Now freak with it, freak
with it. Freak with it, freak with it.
1891
01:39:45,395 --> 01:39:47,605
Enough! No more mistakes.
1892
01:39:48,732 --> 01:39:50,567
| never leave a witness.
1893
01:39:52,235 --> 01:39:53,569
Wait.
1894
01:39:55,405 --> 01:39:56,864
(GROANING)
1895
01:40:00,410 --> 01:40:01,911
My name is Kurtis Kool
1896
01:40:02,412 --> 01:40:04,247
and I just
fried this fool.
1897
01:40:04,664 --> 01:40:05,873
AGENT: FBI!
1898
01:40:07,334 --> 01:40:08,752
Kurtis Kool.
1899
01:40:10,253 --> 01:40:12,296
You saved my boy.
Thank you, man.
1900
01:40:12,380 --> 01:40:15,174
Just protecting the next
generation of hip-hop.
1901
01:40:20,472 --> 01:40:22,182
Haley, hi.
1902
01:40:22,265 --> 01:40:23,933
I'm okay,
I'm okay.
1903
01:40:24,267 --> 01:40:25,309
I knew she was a narc.
1904
01:40:25,393 --> 01:40:27,103
Hey, he's not a narc,
he's a fed.
1905
01:40:27,187 --> 01:40:28,605
Same thing.
You're a boy.
1906
01:40:28,855 --> 01:40:30,731
What's up?
We cool now?
1907
01:40:31,691 --> 01:40:32,900
Weird.
1908
01:40:41,910 --> 01:40:42,994
Hey.
1909
01:40:44,454 --> 01:40:46,831
Look, I know
I agreed to this.
1910
01:40:47,791 --> 01:40:51,961
And after the last few days, I
want you to know I'm happy to do it.
1911
01:40:52,796 --> 01:40:54,380
You've grown up.
1912
01:40:54,464 --> 01:40:57,049
I got to start trusting
you in your decisions.
1913
01:41:00,136 --> 01:41:01,595
The contract.
1914
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:03,890
Signed, sealed,
delivered.
1915
01:41:04,933 --> 01:41:06,392
(LAUGHING)
1916
01:41:09,020 --> 01:41:10,271
Wow.
1917
01:41:22,576 --> 01:41:24,160
I'm going to Duke.
1918
01:41:24,494 --> 01:41:26,829
Yeah. I'm going to
study music.
1919
01:41:27,122 --> 01:41:28,748
The Notorious PhD.
1920
01:41:30,166 --> 01:41:31,709
Really?
Yeah.
1921
01:41:32,836 --> 01:41:35,922
You know, I realize
there's no rush to greatness.
1922
01:41:36,506 --> 01:41:38,508
I mean, you only get one
chance to be the new guy.
1923
01:41:39,926 --> 01:41:41,844
Spoken like
a real man.
1924
01:41:42,679 --> 01:41:44,597
Look at you, boy.
Look at you.
1925
01:41:47,559 --> 01:41:50,687
You know, I'm pretty sure
you called me Dad back there.
1926
01:41:51,396 --> 01:41:52,438
Did 1?
1927
01:41:52,522 --> 01:41:53,648
Yeah, you did.
1928
01:41:53,732 --> 01:41:55,734
(CHUCKLES) You know,
heat of the moment,
1929
01:41:55,817 --> 01:41:57,610
a little gun play,
we say things.
1930
01:41:57,861 --> 01:41:59,153
Uh-huh.
1931
01:41:59,779 --> 01:42:01,030
So, uh,
1932
01:42:01,740 --> 01:42:02,949
Dad.
1933
01:42:03,241 --> 01:42:04,408
Shoot.
1934
01:42:06,202 --> 01:42:07,536
Can I keep the boobs?
1935
01:42:07,787 --> 01:42:09,663
Put the bag
in the car.
1936
01:42:09,748 --> 01:42:12,292
I just feel like
I deserve them.
1937
01:42:12,375 --> 01:42:15,044
You know, I had to
wear them for so long.
1938
01:42:15,128 --> 01:42:16,462
If that's what
you want.
1939
01:42:16,546 --> 01:42:20,466
Son, I was thinking, your moms
doesn't need to know everything.
1940
01:42:20,550 --> 01:42:21,884
TRENT: You want me
to lie to Moms?
1941
01:42:21,968 --> 01:42:23,594
It's just, some things
she don't need to know.
1942
01:42:23,678 --> 01:42:26,138
Okay. You don't want her
busting that vein in her forehead
1943
01:42:26,222 --> 01:42:27,723
over nothing.
1944
01:42:36,775 --> 01:42:40,528
(SINGING) Yeah, he's
a lyrical miracle, baby
1945
01:42:40,612 --> 01:42:43,156
You know I'm hot, I get
it poppin' So they ea yin'
1946
01:42:43,239 --> 01:42:46,492
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
1947
01:42:46,576 --> 01:42:48,995
And now you know
just how I flow and it goes
1948
01:42:49,079 --> 01:42:51,956
Let's get it poppin', baby
You know how we do it in here
1949
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:55,001
It's Prodi-G and possibly
the dopest one of the year
1950
01:42:55,085 --> 01:42:58,463
It seems like every time I
stroll in You know I be zonin'
1951
01:42:58,546 --> 01:43:01,090
Go ahead and call them girls
And bring a couple friends
1952
01:43:01,174 --> 01:43:02,758
You know
I came a long way
1953
01:43:02,842 --> 01:43:04,343
I done learned
SO many lessons
1954
01:43:04,427 --> 01:43:07,555
But the most important is
That my family is my blessin'
1955
01:43:07,639 --> 01:43:10,558
And even when they stressin'
Ha, just let it be
1956
01:43:10,642 --> 01:43:12,518
Without them,
there's no me
1957
01:43:12,602 --> 01:43:13,936
Prodi-G!
1958
01:43:14,020 --> 01:43:16,772
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
1959
01:43:16,856 --> 01:43:19,441
You know I'm hot, I get
it poppin' So they ea yin'
1960
01:43:19,526 --> 01:43:22,862
Yeah, he's
a lyrical miracle, baby
1961
01:43:22,946 --> 01:43:25,365
And now you know just
how I flow and it goes
1962
01:43:25,448 --> 01:43:28,576
It's Big Momma in the house
And I'm getting my rap on
1963
01:43:28,660 --> 01:43:31,496
Don't think I can't hang
I party all night long
1964
01:43:31,579 --> 01:43:34,665
Now I ain't here preaching
You know how Big Momma be
1965
01:43:34,749 --> 01:43:38,043
Now give it up for my man,
Prodi-G!
1966
01:43:38,128 --> 01:43:40,964
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
1967
01:43:41,047 --> 01:43:43,674
You know I'm hot, I get
it poppin' So they ea yin'
1968
01:43:43,758 --> 01:43:47,178
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
1969
01:43:47,262 --> 01:43:49,764
And now you know
just how I flow and it goes
1970
01:43:50,098 --> 01:43:53,184
My name is Kurtis Kool
OI' hip-hop player
1971
01:43:53,268 --> 01:43:56,187
See me 'round school, man
I'm something like the mayor
1972
01:43:56,271 --> 01:43:59,315
I got 'em going crazy
I know I bring the drama
1973
01:43:59,399 --> 01:44:02,235
Smooth with the lady
Especially Big Momma
1974
01:44:02,318 --> 01:44:05,404
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
1975
01:44:05,488 --> 01:44:08,073
You know I'm hot, I get
it poppin' So they ea yin'
1976
01:44:08,158 --> 01:44:11,452
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
1977
01:44:11,536 --> 01:44:13,788
And now you know just
how I flow and it goes
1978
01:44:13,872 --> 01:44:17,500
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
1979
01:44:17,584 --> 01:44:20,378
You know I'm hot, I get
it poppin' So they ea yin'
1980
01:44:20,462 --> 01:44:23,590
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
1981
01:44:23,673 --> 01:44:27,051
And now you know just
how I flow and it goes
1982
01:44:54,412 --> 01:44:56,789
Oh, they wanna know
They've been asking questions
1983
01:44:56,873 --> 01:44:58,541
Oh, these boys
wanna learn their lesson
1984
01:44:58,625 --> 01:45:00,501
So let's take 'em
to school
1985
01:45:00,585 --> 01:45:03,671
We gonna break it down
So they got their tools
1986
01:45:03,755 --> 01:45:04,797
Put your listenin' ears on
1987
01:45:04,881 --> 01:45:06,465
Work that machinery
Grind the gears on
1988
01:45:06,549 --> 01:45:08,551
(WOMAN SINGING) Listen to
the beat Tell you how the word goes
1989
01:45:08,635 --> 01:45:10,803
And your homework
is to go berserk
1990
01:45:10,887 --> 01:45:12,722
And we so fly
'cause we don't care
1991
01:45:12,806 --> 01:45:14,808
It's all about us
when we out there
1992
01:45:14,891 --> 01:45:16,684
We so fly
'cause we gonna rock
1993
01:45:16,768 --> 01:45:18,811
The temperature rocks,
we so hot
1994
01:45:18,895 --> 01:45:20,813
All the boys,
they stop and stare
1995
01:45:20,897 --> 01:45:22,815
'Cause my girls got
that thing, they want it
1996
01:45:22,899 --> 01:45:24,817
When the beat's on
No matter where
1997
01:45:24,901 --> 01:45:25,902
All about this
1998
01:45:25,985 --> 01:45:28,862
Yeah, we hop on it
Yeah, we hop on it
1999
01:45:29,614 --> 01:45:32,825
Yeah, we hop on it
Yeah, we hop on it
2000
01:45:34,369 --> 01:45:36,579
What they talkin' 'bout?
My girls
2001
01:45:36,663 --> 01:45:38,581
What they talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, me
2002
01:45:38,665 --> 01:45:40,583
What they talkin' 'bout?
Our moves
2003
01:45:40,667 --> 01:45:42,543
What they talkin' 'bout?
You'll see
2004
01:45:42,627 --> 01:45:44,462
What they talkin' 'bout?
My girls
2005
01:45:44,546 --> 01:45:46,548
What they talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, me
2006
01:45:46,631 --> 01:45:48,549
What they talkin' 'bout?
Our moves
2007
01:45:48,633 --> 01:45:50,509
What they talkin' 'bout?
You'll see
2008
01:45:50,593 --> 01:45:52,845
It's all about the mix,
yeah, the combination
2009
01:45:52,929 --> 01:45:54,555
The TNA
in the conversation
2010
01:45:54,639 --> 01:45:56,599
But on a dance floor
kinda situation
2011
01:45:56,683 --> 01:45:58,851
It's all about the body
The moves you makin'
2012
01:45:58,935 --> 01:46:00,728
Tongues rolled out,
like the red carpet
2013
01:46:00,812 --> 01:46:02,522
He figured out
how to hit the target
2014
01:46:02,605 --> 01:46:04,815
Oh, Papa
Gotta do it proper
2015
01:46:04,899 --> 01:46:06,817
Take a minute
to step back and watch her
2016
01:46:06,901 --> 01:46:08,736
We so fly
"cause we don't care
2017
01:46:08,820 --> 01:46:10,822
It's all about us
when we out there
2018
01:46:10,905 --> 01:46:12,698
We so fly
'cause we gonna rock
2019
01:46:12,782 --> 01:46:15,201
The temperature rocks,
we so hot
2020
01:46:15,285 --> 01:46:16,786
All the boys,
they stop and stare
2021
01:46:16,870 --> 01:46:18,830
'Cause my girls got
that thing, they want it
2022
01:46:18,913 --> 01:46:20,831
When the beat's on
No matter where
2023
01:46:20,915 --> 01:46:21,916
All about this
2024
01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:24,877
Yeah, we hop on it
Yeah, we hop on it
2025
01:46:25,628 --> 01:46:28,797
Yeah, we hop on it
Yeah, we hop on it
2026
01:46:30,383 --> 01:46:32,551
What they talkin' 'bout?
My girls
2027
01:46:32,635 --> 01:46:34,553
What they talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, me
2028
01:46:34,637 --> 01:46:36,555
What they talkin' 'bout?
Our moves
2029
01:46:36,639 --> 01:46:38,557
What they talkin' 'bout?
You'll see
2030
01:46:38,641 --> 01:46:40,559
What they talkin' 'bout?
My girls
2031
01:46:40,643 --> 01:46:42,561
What they talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, me
2032
01:46:42,645 --> 01:46:44,563
What they talkin' 'bout?
Our moves
2033
01:46:44,647 --> 01:46:47,107
What they talkin' 'bout?
You'll see
2034
01:47:17,722 --> 01:47:18,723
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2034
01:47:19,305 --> 01:48:19,467
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