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What? I'm at 5%.

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Where's your charger?

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You're in my room
right now, bitch.

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Can you stay off
Grindr for one minute?

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I haven't felt the touch of a
human cock for a whole week.

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Leave me alone.

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What do you think?

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New York six, Austin ten?

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Gross.

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Since when are you
into older guys?

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Since I'm probably
gonna need a sugar daddy

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if I'm gonna live in
this expensive ass city.

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That make you Rob
and Lindsay's sugar baby?

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Stop.

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How about I get off Grindr
and you stop texting Anna.

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We're talking about rent.

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Rent. What's that?

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Fuck you.

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It's your last day here.

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Don't you wanna do
some New York shit?

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Barely have enough
for the Uber tomorrow.

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So, haven't you
seen those TikToks

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where they go a
whole day in New York

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without spending money for shit?

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Like, we could totally do that.

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I don't wanna do a
TikTok challenge.

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It's not a challenge.

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It's our last day together.

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Jordan, we're not gonna
spend money on anything, okay?

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Not a single cent.

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The ferry will be
docking shortly.

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That's amazing.

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Fire. Fire.

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I'm honestly so surprised

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at how much free shit
there is to do here.

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Y'all should have come
to our free community event.

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Oh my God.

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Last week we did a
guided origami sesh.

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Well, I'll come to the next one,

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because you know what?

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I fucking live here now.

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Yeah, you do. Fuck, yeah.

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Well, we're only doing the
classes once a month now.

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Yeah, some randos may have
been stealing our furniture.

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It's all love though.
It's all love.

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Man, I feel so fucking alive.

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Like, I feel like I'm not gonna
run outta shit to do here.

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Like, I don't have to swim

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and hike the same
three places on repeat.

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What do you mean?
You love that shit.

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No, but there's no
space to create there.

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You know, like, there's
no community of artists

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in Austin anymore.

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I mean, ever since
Big Tech rolled in,

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it's like there's no,
no counterculture.

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- Counterculture?
- There's no fucking culture.

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The city's dead.

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Dead and buried.

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RIP in peace.

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- Rest in pieces Austin.
- RIP Austin.

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Haters.

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Why don't you come
and stay J-boy?

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Split the room with Ben.

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Nah, I don't think
Anna would like that.

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What, you don't think
she'd ever leave Austin?

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Nah, she's so rooted there
with work and her friends,

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I don't think she ever would.

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And... I don't think
she likes New York.

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- Ooooh.
- What the fuck?

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She says it makes her anxious,

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and she doesn't
like the smell, so.

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Rich bitch.

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I'm sorry, what's wrong
with rich bitches?

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Nothing.

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No, nothing's wrong with them.

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No, no, I love rich bitches.

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No, they are,

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like, they're so like, good

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and like, they're beautiful.

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- Oh. - And, and they're like,
oh my God.

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They have great skin
and they're smart,

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and they're funny.

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And we let our friends live
rent-free in our apartments.

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I knew I was
forgetting something.

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How was your last day?

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It was fun.

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Me and Ben did a
bunch of free shit.

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Rob made a cheeseboard.

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Rob made a cheeseboard?

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Yeah, I know.

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He's like a bougie
version of himself.

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It's kind of weird, actually.

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Oh, did you
pay me for rent yet?

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I uh, actually wanted
to talk to you about that.

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Okay.

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You know, work's been
really hard for me lately,

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and I'm glad we're
staying at the place,

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but I just don't know if
I'm gonna make enough

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for next month's rent, you know?

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So you want me to
pay rent this month?

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Do you think
maybe you could help me out?

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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I'm sorry.

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It's okay.

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I just, if I couldn't
pay rent for the month,

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I probably wouldn't
have gone to New York.

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We got the tickets
like six months ago.

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But you're spending
money while you're there.

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We're not.

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Rob and Lindsay have been

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Rob and
Lindsay have been paying

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for like, everything.

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Okay.

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Well, you have to
fly in four hours

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so you should probably
get some sleep.

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Okay.

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Goodnight.

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Goodnight.

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I'm so fucking stoked
you're here, buddy.

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I'm getting college
flashbacks already.

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Oh, do you remember senior year

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when we made that
big ass grab bong?

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Holy
shit. Yeah, dude.

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College was such a fucking blur.

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You used to get so
horny when you smoked.

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Yeah.

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Still do. Can't help it.

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I was just thinking about
how we used to get so high

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and you would let
me suck your dick

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while you played Fortnite.

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Yeah, man.

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That was crazy.

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So, is Lindsey like cool with.

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What?

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I don't know, like, does
she know you used to do that?

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Like, is she cool with you

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doing stuff with guys?

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Yeah, man, I'm,
I'm so fucking high, man.

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I just...

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What the fuck?

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Should I say something?

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They've been talking
for like an hour.

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Say what? What
the hell happened?

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Uh, hey Ben, can we just talk
to you out there for a second?

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He said you were cool with it.

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I said she was cool with
me experimenting in college,

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not doing stuff now.

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Well, it sure looked
like you were fine

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- with doing stuff now.
- I was confused.

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I was smoking a lot of weed.

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Yeah, I mean, so the
weed made you gay?

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Okay, Ben, so I just
think the main issue here is

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that it's just probably
not a good idea

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for you to live here.

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I...

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What?

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It's just not the vibe anymore.

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Um... I sold everything I own.

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I sold my fucking car.

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I, I have literally
nothing back in Austin.

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I, I just have like the two
bags in there and that's it.

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He fucking started it.

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How did I start it?

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You touched me on the back.

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You broke the touch barrier.

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Fuck you guys.

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Jordan, pack your shit.

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You could still
stay here tonight.

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Ben, we're not throwing
you out onto the street.

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Why would you fucking do that?

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'Cause I told you, that's
what I thought was happening.

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And we used to fool around.

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Ben, he's married.

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So, there are plenty
of married people

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who're in like ethically
non-monogamous relationships.

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Don't be ignorant!

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Maybe they'll
change their minds.

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Are you joking?

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I can't
live there anymore.

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That was the most humiliating
moment of my entire life.

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And I probably shouldn't
have said that thing

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about Lindsey
being a Jew chaser.

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Yeah, that was
really out of pocket.

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I'm gonna to be
homeless. I'm gonna be homeless.

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You're not gonna be
fucking homeless.

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Stop shaking me.

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Hey, get your fucking
shit together.

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It's gonna be all right.

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We're gonna go back to Austin.

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We're gonna fucking
go back to the apartment,

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and we'll figure
out the rest there.

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I don't wanna go back to Austin.

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I'd literally
rather kill myself.

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Don't say that.

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I got you. Fucking got you.

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Horniest man alive
can't stay off the dick.

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Stop.

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Rob? Really?

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That was my frat
boy summer, okay?

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I gotta shit.

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Hey, um, you
could just wait outside

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for a second?

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What? Why?

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I feel like I should
probably talk to Anna first.

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- That's so psycho.
- This isn't fucking sitcom.

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Yeah, it's just, she
just might need some easing

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into the idea of you being back.

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I gotta take
like a really big shit.

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Ben, wait.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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Did y'all go for a ride?

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- Yeah.
- Hi.

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Hi.

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How was the move?

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That's so fucked.

219
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I know.

220
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They just changed their minds
last night after we talked?

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Yeah. It's crazy.

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God, I actually
feel bad for him.

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What is he gonna do?

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I don't know.

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Do you think maybe he
could stay here for a little bit

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until he figures it out?

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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- How are you?
- Not good.

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It's really shitty.

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I actually feel like Rob and
Lindsay are terrible people.

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Yeah, they are.

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Did you do
something or say something?

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Okay.

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- Well, oh, I'm just asking.
- No, I get it.

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It's always gonna
be something I did.

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No, I'm not saying
it's something you did,

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I just... I mean...

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There is something.

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That doesn't make it
okay for them to ruin my life.

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00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:12,853
What did you do?

243
00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:15,956
What did you do?

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00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,526
Rob told
Ben that they were open.

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Do you
actually believe that?

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00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:24,062
What?
That they're open?

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Do you really not see
how fucked up this is?

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Really?

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I'm not even asking
you to be cool with this.

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I just need you to under... You
are asking me to be cool with
this.

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00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,204
You are asking me to
be cool with your friend

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living in our apartment
for God knows how long.

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00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:37,643
Where are you going?

254
00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:38,178
Caleb's picking me up.

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00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:41,081
Fuck me for being vulnerable.

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00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,585
Fuck New York.

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00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,421
I love New York.

258
00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,524
Me too.

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00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,925
Oh, hey, no, no, no,
brother, fuck that.

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00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:54,926
You gotta delete
that fucking timeline

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00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:55,762
through your head right now.

262
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,129
It's not your life anymore.

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This is your life, right now.

264
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,534
You're supposed to
be making me feel better.

265
00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:02,802
Dude, New York's
not even that great.

266
00:15:02,804 --> 00:15:05,303
It's expensive as shit.

267
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,606
Man, you would've hated
to live with Rob anyway.

268
00:15:06,608 --> 00:15:07,707
He was the worst roommate.

269
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,307
Yo, true that.

270
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,075
That motherfucker
used Venmo request me

271
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,310
if I ate some of his goldfish.

272
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,045
And I've never ridden anyone
ass about rent or utilities

273
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,380
the entire time
we've lived here.

274
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,282
You don't pay for the utilities.

275
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,018
So they just flipped
on you just like that?

276
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,621
They didn't give you
a reason or anything.

277
00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:24,022
They said some bullshit
about Lindsay's dad finding out

278
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,991
about it and not
wanting me to stay.

279
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,192
Yeah, like that
dude fucking cares.

280
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:27,860
He owns like 10
buildings up there.

281
00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:28,994
Right?

282
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:33,331
Man, when are you
gonna fix that shit?

283
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,700
Randy, I said I'd
get to it this week.

284
00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:36,702
Will you please get
off my dick about it?

285
00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:39,639
Can we just have a
good time? Thank you.

286
00:15:39,641 --> 00:15:41,541
How can you be friends
with someone for 15 years

287
00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:42,542
and not call them
out on their shit?

288
00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:44,042
He's a messy person.

289
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:44,677
He doesn't always
think things through.

290
00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,111
What? Like you?

291
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,347
He's family to me,
Anna. He's family to me.

292
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,451
I know that makes me cringe
to say, but it's fucking true.

293
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:54,019
Both of you need to figure out
how you're gonna coexist here

294
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,053
or else it's not
gonna fucking work.

295
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,355
While I pay rent
for both of you.

296
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,825
- Wow.
- Got it.

297
00:15:58,827 --> 00:15:59,359
Fucking wow.

298
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,633
You know, maybe,
maybe this is...

299
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,602
Maybe this is good.

300
00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:15,240
Maybe, maybe we're
supposed to do this

301
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,276
before we renew the lease.

302
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,178
What do you,

303
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,281
why would you say that?

304
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,116
We have two weeks to renew.

305
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,485
We said we were gonna renew

306
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:28,019
so what the fuck are
you talking about?

307
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,988
What the...

308
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,490
What is happening right now?

309
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,627
Anna?

310
00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:36,863
You haven't had
a job since 2020.

311
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,931
You can't pay rent.

312
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,432
You don't have a five-year plan.

313
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,869
You don't even have
a one-year plan.

314
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,770
How the fuck are we supposed
to have a future together?

315
00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:46,104
Is this fucking,

316
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:46,708
is this happening right now?

317
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,677
Anna, what the
fuck is happening?

318
00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:58,116
I just, I think that I
should live in my own place

319
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:01,253
while you figure out your life.

320
00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:05,123
I just, I don't like how
much we fuse together.

321
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,192
I feel like we should
have different lives

322
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,326
and separate finances.

323
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,996
We can do that together.

324
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:11,062
- We can do that together.
- Listen to yourself.

325
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,131
You can't exist without me.

326
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,502
Ben doesn't have to live here.

327
00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:17,937
- Ben doesn't have to stay.
- This isn't about Ben. No.

328
00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:18,838
We'll figure something else out.

329
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,906
This is about you.

330
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,707
This is about the fact

331
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,943
that you can't have
an adult relationship.

332
00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:26,278
We're adults in a relationship.

333
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,148
What the fuck else do you want?

334
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:42,260
Fuck, fuck, fuck this!

335
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,130
This is gonna be hard.

336
00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:50,101
We're just gonna have
to rip the band-aid off.

337
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,169
We're just gonna have to do it.

338
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:51,506
- Do what?
- Now.

339
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,976
Why don't you just stay
with Jordan and Anna?

340
00:17:56,978 --> 00:17:58,410
She hates me.

341
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,680
And I feel like if
I stay with them,

342
00:18:00,682 --> 00:18:02,147
I'm gonna be the
reason they break up.

343
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,516
I don't want that
blood on my hands.

344
00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:05,250
Hey dude, why don't
you just stay here?

345
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,484
Cody's gone for like a month.

346
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,553
You could totally
crash in his room.

347
00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:09,287
You sure that's a good idea?

348
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,088
Oh, don't even
think twice, dude.

349
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:10,523
Where you're fucking friends.

350
00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:12,490
Really?

351
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,292
Mi casa
es tu casa, right?

352
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,196
I'm just being a bitch.

353
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,531
I'll be fine.

354
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:28,810
The fuck?

355
00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:32,614
Jordan?

356
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,660
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

357
00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:50,732
Hey. Hey, hey.

358
00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:53,799
Jordan?

359
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:54,434
Hey, hey, hey, Jordan?

360
00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:58,871
What the fuck is going on?

361
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,106
Jordan, wake up.

362
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,379
Maybe don't kill yourself
with your girlfriend's Ambien.

363
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,246
She fucking left.

364
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,548
Yeah, I can see that.

365
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:10,417
Was she in a hurry or something?

366
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,787
It all happened so fast.

367
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:15,623
I just.

368
00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:18,793
Hey, hey.

369
00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:23,095
Hey, it's gonna be
okay, all right?

370
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:25,131
It's gonna be okay.

371
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:28,734
I know you're freaking out
and you probably should be,

372
00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:29,802
but we're gonna figure
this out together,

373
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:30,605
you and me, all right?

374
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:37,275
We're both fucking
broke.

375
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,243
Oh, wait, what do you
mean you're broke?

376
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:38,846
How are you gonna pay rent?

377
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,919
Anna was gonna pay for me.

378
00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,387
We have to be outta
here in two weeks.

379
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,557
Fuck that.

380
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:52,960
No, let's get outta
here right now.

381
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,227
Let's go!

382
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,997
Right now?

383
00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,364
Yeah, look at this place, man.

384
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,566
We can't stay here.

385
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:01,867
It's a shell of its former self.

386
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,069
It's bad fucking vibes.

387
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,804
We gotta get outta here.

388
00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:05,905
Let's go.

389
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:09,510
Where?

390
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,492
- Hey.
- Hi.

391
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,462
Sorry. I just
got your message.

392
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:36,234
Whoa.

393
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,337
It's not my room.

394
00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:48,983
Dryer's broken.

395
00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:58,023
Very nice.

396
00:20:58,025 --> 00:21:00,258
Now let's try one.

397
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,129
Just lean, just move your
head down just a little bit.

398
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,764
Yes. Just like that.

399
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,397
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Perfect.

400
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,034
Nice.

401
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,036
Yes.

402
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,406
Oh, Señor Jordan.

403
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,675
- What's up buddy?
- Hey.

404
00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:18,010
Hey, thanks for hooking
me up with that job today.

405
00:21:18,012 --> 00:21:19,578
Are you kidding?

406
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,080
Thanks for covering for,
what the fuck is his name?

407
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,848
Kyle. Thank you.

408
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,116
You saved our bacon. I
appreciate you being here.

409
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,818
Of course, definitely.

410
00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,285
Did you wanna see
some of the pictures I took?

411
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,554
No, I'm sure they're good.

412
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:29,588
That's all right.

413
00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:30,923
You get paid by a company check?

414
00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:31,957
Is that right?

415
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,959
Uh. Venmo. Venmo works.

416
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:34,962
Ugh. All right.

417
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,297
What's your name?

418
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,233
It's gonna be @Jordan.

419
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:42,268
Jordan.

420
00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:43,334
Jordan Arriaga.

421
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,704
A-R-R-I

422
00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:47,106
Two R's.

423
00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:48,808
A-G-A.

424
00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:50,910
It's TX.

425
00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:51,579
TX.

426
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,314
And send. All right.

427
00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:58,418
You're set. Thanks.

428
00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:04,690
Hey, you know, I saw on the
website that y'all were hiring

429
00:22:04,692 --> 00:22:06,158
for a full-time position.

430
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,193
You know, I'd really
love to throw my name

431
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,261
in the hat for that.

432
00:22:09,263 --> 00:22:11,263
Buddy, don't, don't
ever listen to what they say

433
00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:12,598
on the website.

434
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,399
They haven't updated
that shit in years.

435
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,400
No, we don't have a
full time position.

436
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:18,003
I'm sorry about that.

437
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:21,140
I can put you on a waiting
list if that's helpful, but.

438
00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,441
Okay. Yeah. Cool.

439
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,176
All right.

440
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:25,811
Sounds good.

441
00:22:25,813 --> 00:22:27,646
He's stressed,
bro. He's stressed, bro.

442
00:22:27,648 --> 00:22:28,981
- He's getting lined up.
- He's fucking stressed.

443
00:22:28,983 --> 00:22:29,515
- No, no, no.
- He's getting lined up.

444
00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:30,716
Go, go, Dustin.

445
00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:31,784
His hands are down.

446
00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:33,018
His hands are down. Come on.

447
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:33,752
His legs are weak.

448
00:22:33,754 --> 00:22:35,087
Take 'em. Take 'em.

449
00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:35,988
Take that shit.

450
00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:37,455
Take that! Go!

451
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,624
Fucking go!

452
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:41,594
- Fucking go.
- Good night.

453
00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:43,095
That's fucking it.

454
00:22:43,097 --> 00:22:44,563
That's what we're gonna
do for my birthday.

455
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,031
We're gonna do a fucking
championship fucking fight.

456
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,099
And we're gonna
do bestie rounds.

457
00:22:47,101 --> 00:22:48,234
We're gonna do me versus you

458
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,835
and then we're gonna
do Ben versus Jordan.

459
00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:52,137
- That is so fucking gay.
- That's so gay.

460
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:54,139
Is it gay to
have a theme for your party?

461
00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:55,140
Yeah. Thank you, bro.

462
00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:56,208
A coke and molly theme maybe?

463
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,677
Yes, please.

464
00:22:58,679 --> 00:22:59,678
Yeah, I can make that happen.

465
00:23:01,782 --> 00:23:02,915
Randy, if you say a
fucking word, I swear to God.

466
00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:04,415
No way, guys.

467
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,416
I got something.

468
00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:10,522
Oh no fucking way!

469
00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,163
It's fixed.

470
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:20,799
Hell yeah.

471
00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:21,468
That's
fucking right, bro.

472
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,150
Where's your keys?

473
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,953
Have you given any thought

474
00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:41,854
about what the fuck
is gonna happen

475
00:23:41,856 --> 00:23:43,589
when Cody gets back tomorrow?

476
00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:46,091
I don't know, we'll move
to the couches downstairs.

477
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:50,095
You know, for the last
two week I thought maybe

478
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:51,530
'cause you kept saying that
we'd figure it out together

479
00:23:51,532 --> 00:23:53,699
that we'd figure
it out together.

480
00:23:53,701 --> 00:23:55,834
We are figuring it out together.

481
00:23:55,836 --> 00:23:57,536
Look, let's just talk
about it tonight.

482
00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:59,405
But the party's tonight.

483
00:23:59,407 --> 00:24:00,074
Ben!

484
00:24:48,456 --> 00:24:50,089
Ben?

485
00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:51,223
Professor Gelman.

486
00:24:51,225 --> 00:24:53,058
Just, just Ron.

487
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:54,893
I didn't recognize
you with the beard.

488
00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:57,463
Wow, this is such
a great surprise.

489
00:24:57,465 --> 00:24:58,998
You know, they don't have
pics on these delivery apps,

490
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,199
you know, they're so impersonal.

491
00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:01,533
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

492
00:25:01,535 --> 00:25:02,203
Wow.

493
00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:07,406
Well, I'm sorry
to ruin your hopes

494
00:25:07,408 --> 00:25:08,240
for your students' futures.

495
00:25:08,242 --> 00:25:10,009
Come on. Stop it. Stop it.

496
00:25:10,011 --> 00:25:11,877
We're all just doing
what we can, aren't we?

497
00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:13,746
Ah, is the sweet green here?

498
00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:15,781
So Ben, this is Arturo.

499
00:25:15,783 --> 00:25:17,649
He's a grad student
in from Mexico City.

500
00:25:17,651 --> 00:25:19,184
We're hosting him
in our guest house.

501
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:19,620
Yeah, we were just

502
00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:23,155
Grading papers.

503
00:25:23,157 --> 00:25:25,758
Grading papers, yeah.

504
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,192
Did um, did you say
you have a guest house?

505
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,560
We do. Yeah.

506
00:25:28,562 --> 00:25:29,595
We just finished
renovations actually.

507
00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:30,131
You want a tour?

508
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:34,967
No, I've, I've gotta
get back to work.

509
00:25:34,969 --> 00:25:36,468
Sure, sure. I got you.

510
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:38,037
Well, that means you
should definitely come over

511
00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:38,572
for dinner then.

512
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,073
Oh, okay.

513
00:25:41,075 --> 00:25:41,774
You still got
my number, yeah?

514
00:25:41,776 --> 00:25:43,308
Yeah, I do.

515
00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:44,610
All right, well, hope
to hear from you, okay?

516
00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:45,744
- Okay.
- Thanks for the grub.

517
00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:46,247
- All right.
- Bye bye.

518
00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:52,918
Like this.

519
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,720
During class?
That's fucked up.

520
00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,055
Feels kind of nice.

521
00:25:56,057 --> 00:25:58,257
It did, but he
just had this like,

522
00:25:58,259 --> 00:26:00,692
creepy over-enthusiasm
about my essays.

523
00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:01,760
Like I could practically hear

524
00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:04,329
his two inch boner springing up.

525
00:26:04,331 --> 00:26:08,634
But anyways, he actually looked
kind of good with a beard.

526
00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:10,569
And a hundred dollar tip,
that's like automatic hand job.

527
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,771
Ew. Have some class, bro.

528
00:26:12,773 --> 00:26:14,773
No, I'm gonna have
to take the guest house

529
00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:16,509
and be his live-in fuck slave

530
00:26:16,511 --> 00:26:18,477
if I'm gonna save up
for New York at this rate.

531
00:26:18,479 --> 00:26:21,413
All right, no friend of mine
is ever gonna be a slave.

532
00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:22,881
You guys can just stay
here as long as you need.

533
00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:24,483
Cody's coming back tomorrow.

534
00:26:24,485 --> 00:26:26,852
You guys can sleep on the
couch as long as you need.

535
00:26:26,854 --> 00:26:28,187
Well, then we should
probably text him

536
00:26:28,189 --> 00:26:29,221
- before he gets here.
- All right, dude,

537
00:26:29,223 --> 00:26:30,222
how about we just
clean up his shit first thing

538
00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:30,856
in the morning and
then we'll talk to him

539
00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,458
when he gets here, all right?

540
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:36,395
But right now y'all gonna do
this birthday molly with me.

541
00:26:36,397 --> 00:26:37,362
- Okay.
- That's for you.

542
00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:39,131
Are you sure?

543
00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:39,867
- Fuck it.
- That's yours.

544
00:26:41,202 --> 00:26:43,402
Where's Liz?

545
00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:44,705
I dunno who the fuck
you're talking about.

546
00:26:45,639 --> 00:26:48,607
It's like, I know that New York

547
00:26:48,609 --> 00:26:50,843
is like everybody's fucking
place that they want to move to,

548
00:26:50,845 --> 00:26:52,945
right, ut I've made my
peace with that, right?

549
00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:55,747
Because like, I have
known my whole life

550
00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,449
that I may have
been born in Texas,

551
00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:58,984
but I'm sure as fuck
not gonna die here.

552
00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:00,319
For sure, I feel
like dying anywhere

553
00:27:00,321 --> 00:27:02,287
that's like not coastal
would be so tragic.

554
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:03,422
Like you were
meant for New York.

555
00:27:03,424 --> 00:27:06,492
Oh my God, thank you
so much for saying that.

556
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:09,428
Yeah, man, I feel like
you were meant to be there.

557
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:11,363
I literally just said that.

558
00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:13,765
Neil, can I say something?

559
00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:15,100
I'm sorry, but you're
one of the only friends

560
00:27:15,102 --> 00:27:17,669
from high school that we
still have that lives here

561
00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:20,005
and like no one
else understands,

562
00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:22,274
but like, you were the
first out gay guy that I met

563
00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:24,544
even before Ben,
because Ben wasn't out yet.

564
00:27:24,546 --> 00:27:28,213
And like, and like, I
really appreciate that

565
00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:30,115
because I could finally
accept the fact that I was bi

566
00:27:30,117 --> 00:27:31,783
and like, even though I
only want to date women,

567
00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,685
I can still explore
that side of myself.

568
00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:34,686
You know what I'm saying?

569
00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:36,255
So sweet.

570
00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:37,789
Yeah, he didn't though,

571
00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:38,625
but like, that's okay.

572
00:27:38,627 --> 00:27:39,758
It's the thought counts,

573
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,160
- right?
- Yeah. I did, I did.

574
00:27:41,162 --> 00:27:42,595
I hooked up with that
guy freshman year.

575
00:27:42,597 --> 00:27:44,597
I've just been in a
relationship this whole time.

576
00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:48,267
Yeah, I'm bi and Neil's
the first guy I ever dated.

577
00:27:48,269 --> 00:27:49,602
And the last.

578
00:27:50,771 --> 00:27:52,304
I'm gonna get water.

579
00:27:52,306 --> 00:27:52,940
Okay.

580
00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:58,679
Okay, is he okay or what?

581
00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:06,253
Hey Jordan.

582
00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:09,589
Val.

583
00:28:09,591 --> 00:28:11,757
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey.

584
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:13,926
Water.

585
00:28:13,928 --> 00:28:15,093
Yeah, you know, I'd
say sorry about Anna,

586
00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:16,895
but it seems like
you're doing good.

587
00:28:16,897 --> 00:28:18,764
Yeah. Great.

588
00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:21,099
It's been, what,
two months, right?

589
00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:23,636
Two weeks, but you
know, I'm so great,

590
00:28:23,638 --> 00:28:25,704
still so.

591
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,239
Glad you didn't leave.

592
00:28:27,241 --> 00:28:28,874
Like, LA sucks.

593
00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:31,611
- Mm.
- Yeah.

594
00:28:31,613 --> 00:28:33,414
Austin's basically LA at this
point, so why bother, right?

595
00:28:34,949 --> 00:28:36,750
Is that why you guys broke up?

596
00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,053
What?

597
00:28:41,055 --> 00:28:41,755
Um

598
00:28:42,456 --> 00:28:43,324
I'm sorry.

599
00:28:44,491 --> 00:28:47,361
Did, did you like no know or?

600
00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:49,797
Um.

601
00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:54,601
Of course I knew.

602
00:28:54,603 --> 00:28:56,034
I'm just fucking with you guys.

603
00:28:57,738 --> 00:28:58,439
Oh my God.

604
00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:15,320
Hey.

605
00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:15,854
My God, Abby.

606
00:29:15,856 --> 00:29:17,456
Hey.

607
00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,626
- I love you, Abby.
- I love you. Hi.

608
00:29:19,628 --> 00:29:21,059
Hi.

609
00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:22,595
- Lemme just tell you.
- Yeah?

610
00:29:22,597 --> 00:29:24,597
If I could have your hair
cut, I absolutely would.

611
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:25,565
It's unbelievably perfect.

612
00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:27,032
Hey Jordan.

613
00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:27,933
- This is all perfect.
- Thank you so much.

614
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,835
This is Kyra.
She sells hats.

615
00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:30,969
This is Tristan. He sells drugs.

616
00:29:30,971 --> 00:29:32,771
Hi. Can I just...

617
00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:34,707
Selling drugs is the most
important job in the world.

618
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,842
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

619
00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:37,843
You hear that, babe?

620
00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:39,978
I can teach you.

621
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:40,912
You have no idea
how good I feel right now.

622
00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:41,448
I bet I do.

623
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:46,952
Drink some water, yeah.

624
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,054
I need to talk to you.

625
00:29:49,056 --> 00:29:50,188
Will you come with
me for a second?

626
00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,423
- Okay.
- Come on.

627
00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:52,359
OK, bye.

628
00:29:59,033 --> 00:30:01,634
What's going on?
What's going on?

629
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:04,002
Listen, I'm so fucking
overwhelmed right now,

630
00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:05,538
but in the best way.

631
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:08,140
There is so much love out there.

632
00:30:08,142 --> 00:30:11,476
And Anna, fucking
withheld her love, right?

633
00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:11,910
- Yes.
- Right?

634
00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:13,412
Mm-hm.

635
00:30:13,414 --> 00:30:15,080
But everyone out there
loves me so much.

636
00:30:15,082 --> 00:30:16,381
Everyone out there
loves you so much.

637
00:30:16,383 --> 00:30:18,551
It's just so much.

638
00:30:18,553 --> 00:30:19,920
Just,
fuck, I just need a second.

639
00:30:25,092 --> 00:30:28,060
- I wanna move to New York with
you. - What?

640
00:30:28,062 --> 00:30:29,629
I wanna move to New
York with you bitch.

641
00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:30,763
You're just saying
that 'cause you're.

642
00:30:30,765 --> 00:30:32,431
Fuck you. No I'm not.

643
00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:34,166
Listen, I've been thinking
about this ever since Anna left.

644
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,702
All right, I know Austin.

645
00:30:35,704 --> 00:30:37,570
I love it here. I know everyone.

646
00:30:37,572 --> 00:30:38,937
I know where everything
is. I love everyone here.

647
00:30:38,939 --> 00:30:40,138
But it's like, you're right,

648
00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:41,406
I need to change my
whole fucking life.

649
00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:42,709
We both do, so let's
just do it together.

650
00:30:42,711 --> 00:30:44,309
Yes.

651
00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:45,877
Holy shit, am I fucking
dreaming right now?

652
00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:47,112
No, this is not a fucking dream.

653
00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:48,548
This is fucking real.

654
00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:49,649
Do you remember when
we were in New York

655
00:30:49,651 --> 00:30:51,049
and you were saying that
we could go a whole day

656
00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:52,451
without paying for shit?

657
00:30:52,453 --> 00:30:53,251
- And we did that.
- We did.

658
00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:54,853
Yeah, that was all us.

659
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:55,487
We fucking did that.

660
00:30:55,489 --> 00:30:56,656
Exactly.

661
00:30:56,658 --> 00:30:57,923
So it's March right now.

662
00:30:57,925 --> 00:30:59,692
Uh-huh!

663
00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:02,094
Well, what if we just
moved to New York at the end

664
00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:04,296
of the year and we just
like spent the rest

665
00:31:04,298 --> 00:31:06,599
of the year not paying any rent

666
00:31:06,601 --> 00:31:07,966
and just like saving
up a ton of money.

667
00:31:07,968 --> 00:31:09,401
Oh my God.

668
00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:10,068
Wait. Whoa. Okay.
Wait. What do you mean?

669
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,937
Well, think about it, okay?

670
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,339
We're not paying any
rent here, right?

671
00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:16,709
And when Cody comes
back, the guys will talk to him

672
00:31:16,711 --> 00:31:18,977
and we can stay here for at
least two more months at least.

673
00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:20,713
Right, okay, and then after
that, what are we gonna do?

674
00:31:20,715 --> 00:31:23,248
Well, you just fucking said it.

675
00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:24,282
- Our friends.
- Our friends.

676
00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,585
Okay?

677
00:31:25,587 --> 00:31:26,853
- Oh my God.
- They fucking love us.

678
00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:28,788
We can just stay with them.

679
00:31:28,790 --> 00:31:31,089
And, and we don't even
have to stay that long

680
00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:32,558
because if we
outstay our welcome.

681
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,693
- We can just go some else.
- We just go somewhere else.

682
00:31:33,695 --> 00:31:34,794
- Exactly.
- We can go somewhere else.

683
00:31:34,796 --> 00:31:36,161
We're staying with
Caleb and Randy.

684
00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:37,095
Yeah, but then we
can stay with Abby,

685
00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:38,029
and then we can stay
with Neil and Joe

686
00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:40,533
Yo, what the fuck
are you guys doing in here?

687
00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:41,967
- One second.
- Hold on. Hold on.

688
00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:43,770
Here, look at me.
I fucking love you.

689
00:31:43,772 --> 00:31:45,170
I fucking love you. I
fucking love this plan.

690
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:48,073
Oh my fucking God.

691
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,007
And look, it'll be like
a social experiment.

692
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:50,075
- Yes.
- Yes.

693
00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:51,042
Let's fucking do it.

694
00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:51,778
Let's do it together.

695
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:52,845
Let's fucking do it.

696
00:31:52,847 --> 00:31:54,714
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes. Yes.

697
00:31:54,716 --> 00:31:56,248
- All right. Guys.
- Guys.

698
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,517
What the fuck are you doing,

699
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,051
trying to keep me
outta my own room?

700
00:32:15,436 --> 00:32:16,903
Dude!

701
00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:17,936
Oh fuck! I'm sorry.

702
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,971
Oh, we just washed these.

703
00:32:19,973 --> 00:32:21,006
Randy. It's fine. Shut the up.

704
00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,508
I'll wash it later.

705
00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:24,577
Fuck you, man. You
mean I'll wash them.

706
00:32:24,579 --> 00:32:27,312
But whatever man, I
don't give a fuck.

707
00:32:27,314 --> 00:32:29,116
And I know you steal
my fucking Adderall too.

708
00:32:32,554 --> 00:32:34,188
I don't know what
he's talking about.

709
00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:40,927
I fucking love it, dude.

710
00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:41,761
I fucking love it.

711
00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:42,762
Social experiment.

712
00:32:42,764 --> 00:32:44,262
Back what I said.

713
00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:46,031
Yo, yo, yo, how do you
guys come up with this shit?

714
00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:47,667
I mean, look at our
lives, man, right?

715
00:32:47,669 --> 00:32:49,401
Like, we don't
have shit going on.

716
00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:51,269
We don't have shit to lose.

717
00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,672
So it's like the universe
is just telling us

718
00:32:52,674 --> 00:32:53,506
to roll with it.

719
00:32:53,508 --> 00:32:54,676
And.

720
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,147
Cody, what the fuck
are you doing here so early?

721
00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:03,950
I texted y'all in the
group chat yesterday.

722
00:33:03,952 --> 00:33:05,618
What the hell happened here?

723
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:06,453
It's my birthday.

724
00:33:07,589 --> 00:33:10,489
Can y'all not? It's
a family quilt.

725
00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:11,726
Shit. Sorry.

726
00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:19,734
It's like a fucking
hurricane tore through this
place.

727
00:33:21,803 --> 00:33:24,302
In my fucking room.

728
00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,438
- Caleb said it'll be fine.
- He just gets like this.

729
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,773
They just gotta run it by him.

730
00:33:27,775 --> 00:33:30,275
And maybe we can stay in here

731
00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:32,512
or we can stay in
Randy's or we can stay.

732
00:33:32,514 --> 00:33:34,246
Yeah, I'm fucking
telling them, dude.

733
00:33:34,248 --> 00:33:34,881
Who gives a fuck
about the smoke detector?

734
00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:37,583
Hey guys. Um.

735
00:33:37,585 --> 00:33:40,586
So, uh, Cody's being
just such a fucking asshole

736
00:33:40,588 --> 00:33:41,486
and we're like trying
to talk to him,

737
00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:43,223
but he's just like, um...

738
00:33:44,926 --> 00:33:47,325
Fuck guys, I'm really sorry.

739
00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:50,195
He's just like the biggest
fucking asshole on Earth.

740
00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:55,035
And, and, uh... Fuck,
guys. I'm sorry.

741
00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:58,270
What about our mattresses?

742
00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:00,540
I'll just ask Caleb if
we can keep them here.

743
00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:02,542
I was thinking we could
even try to sell them.

744
00:34:02,544 --> 00:34:04,044
That'd be an easy hundo
at least for each of us.

745
00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:07,379
Do you still think
this is a good plan?

746
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:09,214
Oh, fuck yes, I do.

747
00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:09,751
Just trust me, all right?

748
00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:31,839
I'll just be a second.

749
00:34:39,446 --> 00:34:41,246
What's up guys?

750
00:34:41,248 --> 00:34:42,748
What's up?

751
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,951
Hey.

752
00:34:44,953 --> 00:34:46,251
Abby, I set a fucking
reminder on my phone.

753
00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:47,520
It's been two weeks.

754
00:34:47,522 --> 00:34:49,822
Okay, I will talk
to them, alright?

755
00:34:49,824 --> 00:34:51,423
I just don't wanna kick 'em out.

756
00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:53,124
I care about these guys.

757
00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:53,795
They're going through
a rough patch.

758
00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:58,531
Isn't the gay one your ex?

759
00:34:58,533 --> 00:35:01,567
From like freshman year, yeah.

760
00:35:01,569 --> 00:35:03,703
And also he's not
gay, he's bi, okay?

761
00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:05,571
Is he though?

762
00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:07,174
He broke your heart. Now he's
eating my fucking pistachios.

763
00:35:10,912 --> 00:35:14,515
Hey, um, you ever need
any help running product or...?

764
00:35:16,084 --> 00:35:19,085
Like, like a runner?

765
00:35:19,087 --> 00:35:20,953
Yeah, like a runner.

766
00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,387
Do you ever need any
help with any of that or?

767
00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,790
No, man, I'm flattered,

768
00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,926
but it's not that
big an operation.

769
00:35:26,928 --> 00:35:29,127
It's just, I basically
just sell to my friends

770
00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:30,163
and my friend's
friends. But um...

771
00:35:30,832 --> 00:35:32,098
- Cool.
- Yeah.

772
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,566
No, that's cool.

773
00:35:33,568 --> 00:35:34,100
- I'm sorry. Yeah.
- No, that's cool.

774
00:35:34,102 --> 00:35:34,669
You ready?

775
00:35:36,037 --> 00:35:38,070
Let's just stay here.

776
00:35:38,072 --> 00:35:39,239
Yeah, hang out with us.

777
00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:54,219
Dude, are you okay?

778
00:35:58,492 --> 00:35:59,259
Ben?

779
00:36:00,995 --> 00:36:01,729
Ben?

780
00:36:03,463 --> 00:36:06,364
Can we talk about
the plan again?

781
00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:09,001
I said plan's simple, okay?

782
00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:12,337
We just stay outta people's hair

783
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,372
and we do favors and
shit for them if they ask

784
00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:15,208
and we focus on making money.

785
00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:16,778
Yeah.

786
00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:21,381
I just dunno how I'm
gonna do that last part.

787
00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:24,786
You're creative.

788
00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:27,254
Be creative.

789
00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:32,124
Hey, hey.

790
00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:32,827
Hey.

791
00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:36,896
You need any help?

792
00:36:36,898 --> 00:36:39,765
No, thank you. I'm good.

793
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,199
Teaching my class at
First Street today.

794
00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:41,769
Oh, cool.

795
00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:45,604
How's your day going?

796
00:36:45,606 --> 00:36:48,140
I just updated my website
and portfolio, so that's cool.

797
00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:49,307
That's good.

798
00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:50,876
I've been looking for jobs,

799
00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:52,011
but everything pays
so fucking little.

800
00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:52,547
Yeah.

801
00:36:54,182 --> 00:36:56,247
Thinking about doing deliveries,

802
00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:57,415
but then what would Ben do?

803
00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:59,417
You know?

804
00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:01,923
I just wanna get paid to
take my stupid little pictures.

805
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:07,595
Do you do video?

806
00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:41,026
You better get to it.

807
00:37:41,028 --> 00:37:42,928
I gotta get back to work.

808
00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:45,531
Let me eat your ass
first. I'll be quick.

809
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:46,500
Don't be too quick.

810
00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:57,277
What's your rent?

811
00:37:58,713 --> 00:37:59,914
Oh, wait, don't,
don't, don't tell me.

812
00:38:05,052 --> 00:38:08,921
Hey, I saw snacks downstairs.

813
00:38:08,923 --> 00:38:10,222
Can anyone have those?

814
00:38:21,002 --> 00:38:23,102
Honestly, it was
just great being able

815
00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:24,170
to take pictures again.

816
00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:25,137
Oh, that's nice.

817
00:38:25,139 --> 00:38:26,437
Yeah.

818
00:38:26,439 --> 00:38:27,909
Is she gonna pay you?

819
00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:32,611
I don't know. We haven't
really talked about that yet.

820
00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:33,446
You need to ask her.

821
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:37,482
- I don't know.
- You should.

822
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:39,552
But they're like hosting us.

823
00:38:39,554 --> 00:38:41,622
Yeah, but you gotta get
your fucking bag, dude.

824
00:38:49,597 --> 00:38:51,530
This is so good,
you guys. Thank you.

825
00:38:51,532 --> 00:38:53,666
Of course.

826
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:54,834
We wanted to pay you back
for being such great hosts.

827
00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:55,935
Yeah, thanks for letting us

828
00:38:55,937 --> 00:38:58,070
use your groceries
too, honestly.

829
00:38:58,072 --> 00:38:58,971
Of course, at least someone's
putting 'em to good use.

830
00:38:58,973 --> 00:38:59,672
You know?

831
00:39:01,275 --> 00:39:03,676
I think Abby's subsisted
solely on 3AM Whataburger

832
00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:06,912
for like all of freshman year.

833
00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:09,048
Ah, yeah, that was my
eating disorder that year.

834
00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:10,816
So yeah, that
sounds about right.

835
00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:12,718
Thank you for bringing that up.

836
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,119
- Thank you.
- You were a mess.

837
00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:15,788
I was a mess, probably
'cause I was dating you then.

838
00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:17,388
Hey!

839
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,924
What was that like?

840
00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:20,326
What?

841
00:39:20,328 --> 00:39:20,962
Being his only girlfriend.

842
00:39:22,063 --> 00:39:26,031
It was fun, yeah.

843
00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:27,833
I got a lot of my good
sleeping T-shirts out of it.

844
00:39:27,835 --> 00:39:28,968
You know?

845
00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:30,435
- Fun?
- Yeah.

846
00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:31,537
- Really?
- Yes.

847
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:32,573
You fucking hated me.

848
00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:36,642
I didn't hate you. I didn't.

849
00:39:36,644 --> 00:39:37,743
I didn't hate you.

850
00:39:37,745 --> 00:39:40,546
I just, I thought you had a lot

851
00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:42,548
of issues with
women, that's all.

852
00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:44,250
Issues with women.
What the fuck?

853
00:39:44,252 --> 00:39:46,118
What the fuck?

854
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,987
I don't have fucking
issues with women.

855
00:39:47,989 --> 00:39:49,021
What do you.

856
00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:52,024
- You don't?
- I don't. I don't.

857
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:53,859
Is that what all your
female friends are telling you?

858
00:39:53,861 --> 00:39:54,526
Is that the feedback
you're getting?

859
00:39:55,263 --> 00:39:56,829
Nice.

860
00:39:56,831 --> 00:39:57,963
I don't wanna talk
about this anymore.

861
00:39:57,965 --> 00:39:58,864
Well, let's not
talk about it then.

862
00:39:58,866 --> 00:39:59,832
Okay, great. Let's
change the subject.

863
00:39:59,834 --> 00:40:00,900
Let's change the subject.

864
00:40:00,902 --> 00:40:02,301
What did you guys do today?

865
00:40:02,303 --> 00:40:03,771
I taught one of my dance classes

866
00:40:04,805 --> 00:40:06,538
and he came and filmed it.

867
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,907
- Really?
- Mm-hm!

868
00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:08,641
- That's really nice.
- It was really nice.

869
00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:09,409
Are you gonna pay him?

870
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:17,349
Huh! Okay. Uh...

871
00:40:17,351 --> 00:40:19,385
So you guys said that you
would be out in two weeks.

872
00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:19,887
Is that right?

873
00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:47,112
There's
nothing you can do

874
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:49,381
to convince me that God
did not take an extra day

875
00:40:49,383 --> 00:40:51,752
to.

876
00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,517
All right, it's
karaoke night, bitches.

877
00:41:28,556 --> 00:41:30,191
Did he say karaoke night?

878
00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:41,066
They're not fucking
working. They're dead.

879
00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,001
Why did you not charge
it like I told to?

880
00:41:42,003 --> 00:41:43,369
I couldn't find the charger.

881
00:41:43,371 --> 00:41:44,937
The case is the charger.

882
00:41:44,939 --> 00:41:46,505
Why did you not
put it in the case?

883
00:41:49,043 --> 00:41:49,108
Okay, it's kinda
like a social experiment.

884
00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:50,609
Exactly.

885
00:41:50,611 --> 00:41:53,278
It's more of a survival plan.

886
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,581
A whole year, and you've
already crashed at three spots

887
00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:56,982
in one month?

888
00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:59,218
Well, the idea was
the calendar year,

889
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,919
so three months and three.

890
00:42:00,921 --> 00:42:02,023
Three months. Three spots.

891
00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:10,965
Does anyone have cigs?

892
00:42:15,936 --> 00:42:16,568
Dude, she picked
your clothes out for you?

893
00:42:16,570 --> 00:42:18,237
No.

894
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,540
She just helped me with
my fashion sense, that's all.

895
00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:23,809
I totally get that.

896
00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:25,277
It's like whenever me and
my ex broke up, I didn't.

897
00:42:25,279 --> 00:42:27,413
Drink, oh!

898
00:42:27,415 --> 00:42:28,515
Yeah, they're drinking
whenever I bring up my ex.

899
00:42:28,517 --> 00:42:30,215
- That's so mean.
- Yeah.

900
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:31,216
Friends keep
friends accountable.

901
00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:31,852
Yeah.

902
00:42:32,787 --> 00:42:35,154
I feel like if I
didn't have Ben,

903
00:42:35,156 --> 00:42:36,523
I'd probably crawl into a pit
of despair and not come out.

904
00:42:36,525 --> 00:42:37,990
Facts.

905
00:42:37,992 --> 00:42:40,459
That's why I've been doing.

906
00:42:40,461 --> 00:42:42,094
It's like no one tells you
that when you break up

907
00:42:42,096 --> 00:42:43,295
with someone after four years,

908
00:42:43,297 --> 00:42:44,563
it's like you're losing
your best friend too.

909
00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:45,664
Yeah, exactly.

910
00:42:47,201 --> 00:42:48,834
Body by BJJ, baby.

911
00:42:48,836 --> 00:42:50,569
Oh, I wish I could
get into that.

912
00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:52,704
You should. You're
a fucking man.

913
00:42:52,706 --> 00:42:54,173
Don't you just have that desire

914
00:42:54,175 --> 00:42:56,141
to pummel another
man into submission.

915
00:42:56,143 --> 00:42:57,810
Literally. No.

916
00:42:57,812 --> 00:42:58,846
I wanna be the guy
that gets pummeled.

917
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,518
Hey, do you think that
Jordan and I could ever crash

918
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,053
at your place?

919
00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:09,290
Oh.

920
00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:12,026
Yeah.

921
00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:16,395
Mm. Nah.

922
00:43:16,397 --> 00:43:18,730
Like, I just enjoy
my privacy too much.

923
00:43:18,732 --> 00:43:19,731
No, look, it's cool.

924
00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:21,066
I shouldn't even have asked.

925
00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:21,969
- Let me in, you fucking cunts.

926
00:43:23,404 --> 00:43:26,972
Line for the host.
Come on.

927
00:43:26,974 --> 00:43:28,508
I swear to fucking God,

928
00:43:28,510 --> 00:43:30,577
if another Swiftie belts
their hearts out out there,

929
00:43:30,579 --> 00:43:32,244
I'm going to get the
fucking gun. It's that serious.

930
00:43:32,246 --> 00:43:32,813
Thank you.

931
00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,150
Richard, have you
been working out?

932
00:43:37,318 --> 00:43:38,817
Shit.

933
00:43:41,155 --> 00:43:45,392
Sorry, there are people
fucking in my room.

934
00:43:46,994 --> 00:43:50,095
Neil said I could lie
down here for a second.

935
00:43:50,097 --> 00:43:53,067
No worries. I'm just grabbing
Neil's poppers real quick.

936
00:43:54,401 --> 00:43:55,636
I did too much coke.

937
00:43:56,971 --> 00:44:00,272
I think my heart's
gonna explode.

938
00:44:00,274 --> 00:44:03,475
Here, do some box
breathing with me.

939
00:44:03,477 --> 00:44:04,577
What's that?

940
00:44:04,579 --> 00:44:07,079
It's a tactic used by Navy SEALs

941
00:44:07,081 --> 00:44:10,048
to help regulate their bio
rhythms under pressure.

942
00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:10,985
Just close your eyes.

943
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,288
Inhale for four.

944
00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:18,625
Exhale for four.

945
00:44:20,361 --> 00:44:21,760
And then

946
00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:22,327
- Hey.
- Hey kiddos.

947
00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:24,463
Hey.

948
00:44:24,465 --> 00:44:27,499
I was just getting my
shit together, box breathing.

949
00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:29,268
Cool, have you seen how
crazy it's getting out there?

950
00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:30,702
There are people
fucking in our room.

951
00:44:30,704 --> 00:44:32,273
Boys. Boys, boys.

952
00:44:33,741 --> 00:44:35,109
Oh, room for one more?

953
00:44:37,579 --> 00:44:39,411
Mmm.

954
00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:41,446
I love my chosen family.

955
00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:43,916
- Me too.
- Mm.

956
00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,384
Now, can you please
help me get these faggots

957
00:44:45,386 --> 00:44:46,053
out of my house?

958
00:44:52,059 --> 00:44:56,228
What if I narrated every
single detail about having sex?

959
00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:57,829
Do you think that's something

960
00:44:57,831 --> 00:44:58,897
that would be
particularly interesting

961
00:44:58,899 --> 00:45:00,766
or scintillating, Gio?

962
00:45:00,768 --> 00:45:02,434
I'm sorry, I
just asked about that.

963
00:45:02,436 --> 00:45:03,302
Have you ever heard
somebody explain a joke?

964
00:45:03,304 --> 00:45:04,671
It's the worst.

965
00:45:04,673 --> 00:45:06,738
Okay. I
know. I, I'm sorry.

966
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:07,174
Dumb fuck.

967
00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:10,945
And here we have...

968
00:45:11,879 --> 00:45:14,046
The "Rose Quartz."

969
00:45:14,048 --> 00:45:17,316
These stones are
absolutely gorgeous.

970
00:45:17,318 --> 00:45:19,084
Just 19.99.

971
00:45:19,086 --> 00:45:21,386
Okay, okay, I get it.

972
00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:22,655
I'm not finished.

973
00:45:22,657 --> 00:45:24,756
I know.

974
00:45:24,758 --> 00:45:27,859
I can't buy any of
these right now.

975
00:45:27,861 --> 00:45:29,895
I just told you I
don't have any money.

976
00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:31,330
You can sell these!

977
00:45:31,332 --> 00:45:32,998
Like me.

978
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,067
And your friends
can join in, too.

979
00:45:35,069 --> 00:45:37,736
Ben, Anna, they'd love it.

980
00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,639
You already know what I think.

981
00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:40,939
Don't start with
me about pyramids.

982
00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:43,643
Mom, I'm sorry.

983
00:45:43,645 --> 00:45:47,012
But what about the protein
shakes and the coffee?

984
00:45:47,014 --> 00:45:48,447
Isn't it the same thing?

985
00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:50,415
Alright.

986
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:51,085
That's your loss.

987
00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:57,089
Do you think Anna would
like to hear about this?

988
00:45:57,091 --> 00:45:59,091
I can give you a
brochure to show her.

989
00:45:59,093 --> 00:46:00,227
We don't talk anymore.

990
00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:04,697
She moved to Los Angeles.

991
00:46:04,699 --> 00:46:08,133
Just because you broke up
doesn't mean that you can't be
friends.

992
00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:09,403
You and Dad aren't friends.

993
00:46:13,474 --> 00:46:15,807
Can you give me a ride
to where I'm staying?

994
00:46:15,809 --> 00:46:16,977
Sure.

995
00:46:18,412 --> 00:46:20,347
So what's Ben up to?

996
00:46:21,282 --> 00:46:22,283
I'm sorry.

997
00:46:25,419 --> 00:46:29,555
Babe, I'm sorry but
you're being fucking bitch.

998
00:46:29,557 --> 00:46:30,824
Oh, hey, hey, just
leave that right there.

999
00:46:32,226 --> 00:46:35,728
Gotta scan your ID first.

1000
00:46:35,730 --> 00:46:37,296
Oh, I left my wallet upstairs

1001
00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:40,198
so just fucking leave it, dude.

1002
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,535
Okay, but then I'm
gonna need a tip.

1003
00:46:42,537 --> 00:46:44,872
I tipped you in the app already.

1004
00:46:47,107 --> 00:46:48,807
Okay. Just one...

1005
00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:49,511
Hold on.

1006
00:47:01,623 --> 00:47:02,789
What's up?

1007
00:47:02,791 --> 00:47:03,457
Oh, hey.

1008
00:47:50,871 --> 00:47:54,339
So it's her friend's
apartment's gym.

1009
00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:55,874
Why the fuck did
you go back there?

1010
00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,376
Because I still have a key

1011
00:47:57,378 --> 00:47:58,877
and I can't afford
a gym membership.

1012
00:47:58,879 --> 00:48:01,046
Well, did she see you?

1013
00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:04,216
I don't know. I thought
she was in fucking LA.

1014
00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,652
Facebook's been trying to
get me to go out there forever,

1015
00:48:06,654 --> 00:48:09,020
but there's just no
fucking way it's happening.

1016
00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:10,455
What do you even do there?

1017
00:48:10,457 --> 00:48:12,493
Um, I'm a content supervisor.

1018
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,062
What's that?

1019
00:48:16,531 --> 00:48:19,832
I don't know anyone who
uses Facebook anymore,

1020
00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:23,135
but apparently it's just
this cesspool of beheadings,

1021
00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:25,638
shootings, child torture porn,

1022
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,875
people going absolutely fucking
sicko mode on each other.

1023
00:48:28,877 --> 00:48:31,544
And my team goes through a
portion of the traffic every
week

1024
00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:34,346
to weed out the
torture and porn.

1025
00:48:34,348 --> 00:48:38,383
But yeah, it's
super demoralizing

1026
00:48:38,385 --> 00:48:40,252
and actually really
spiritually upsetting.

1027
00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:42,220
But I don't know.

1028
00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:43,288
I'm basically numb to everything

1029
00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:45,459
by this point, so.

1030
00:48:48,328 --> 00:48:51,196
So Gio, are you still
working at the library?

1031
00:48:51,198 --> 00:48:53,666
No, I got laid off,

1032
00:48:53,668 --> 00:48:55,233
so I've just been
helping friends out

1033
00:48:55,235 --> 00:48:56,336
with creative projects lately.

1034
00:48:57,505 --> 00:49:01,041
But I get to live my
house husband dream.

1035
00:49:03,711 --> 00:49:07,145
You always make
me feel so dumb, like.

1036
00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:09,281
Keep your
fucking voice down.

1037
00:49:09,283 --> 00:49:11,818
You disrespect is out
of control tonight.

1038
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,353
Now don't look at me.
Look down at the ground.

1039
00:49:18,192 --> 00:49:19,458
Come
back to a neutral.

1040
00:49:21,863 --> 00:49:24,831
I love this chick.

1041
00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:27,432
Sorry, I asked Neil if I
could just work out here.

1042
00:49:27,434 --> 00:49:29,034
You're all good.

1043
00:49:29,036 --> 00:49:29,671
The stretches are
damn hard though.

1044
00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:32,473
You need a hand?

1045
00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,008
Yeah.

1046
00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:38,343
How's that feel?

1047
00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:41,616
It feels good. Thanks.

1048
00:49:44,886 --> 00:49:46,019
I think that's good.

1049
00:49:57,565 --> 00:50:00,568
What time
does Neil get home?

1050
00:50:22,122 --> 00:50:24,524
Hello?

1051
00:50:24,526 --> 00:50:26,124
Hi, I'm your Munchr driver.

1052
00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:27,960
I just delivered your sushi.

1053
00:50:27,962 --> 00:50:31,697
Uh. Yeah, I just got it. Thanks.

1054
00:50:31,699 --> 00:50:33,933
Did you need help figuring
out the tipping function?

1055
00:50:33,935 --> 00:50:36,869
Um, I'm sorry?

1056
00:50:36,871 --> 00:50:39,741
I just, I noticed that you
didn't leave a tip in the app.

1057
00:50:41,308 --> 00:50:43,310
Um, I... Were you going to?

1058
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,814
Hey.

1059
00:50:56,524 --> 00:51:00,026
Hey, just need to get
my laptop charger.

1060
00:51:00,028 --> 00:51:02,329
Sorry. My bad.

1061
00:51:03,965 --> 00:51:05,533
Oh dammit! I'm sorry.

1062
00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:14,640
You guys totally fucked?

1063
00:51:14,642 --> 00:51:16,308
What?

1064
00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:17,108
Don't act like I haven't
noticed how flirty you've been

1065
00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:18,644
ever since we got here.

1066
00:51:18,646 --> 00:51:20,947
I felt like the wife would
get cheated on a gay porn,

1067
00:51:20,949 --> 00:51:22,349
and now you guys can't even
look each other in the eye?

1068
00:51:26,521 --> 00:51:28,688
- Oh, oh my God.
- Please.

1069
00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:31,857
You fucking dog.
You're an animal.

1070
00:51:31,859 --> 00:51:34,192
What, is that the first
guy in four years?

1071
00:51:34,194 --> 00:51:36,461
Have you even
fucked a guy before?

1072
00:51:36,463 --> 00:51:37,930
I'm obsessed. I need to
know everything, okay?

1073
00:51:37,932 --> 00:51:39,865
Every last nasty little detail.

1074
00:51:39,867 --> 00:51:42,068
I'm not telling you anything.

1075
00:51:42,070 --> 00:51:43,134
What? Why?

1076
00:51:43,136 --> 00:51:44,704
I tell you everything.

1077
00:51:44,706 --> 00:51:46,706
I told you how I threw
up on that guy's dick

1078
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:48,473
'cause it smelled
like barbecue sauce.

1079
00:51:48,475 --> 00:51:49,842
Maybe I didn't
want to know that.

1080
00:51:49,844 --> 00:51:52,177
Well, you would tell me
everything about you and Anna.

1081
00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:53,779
That was different.

1082
00:51:53,781 --> 00:51:56,782
Look, you're making me
feel real weird about this,

1083
00:51:56,784 --> 00:51:57,917
all right, can you
please just chill out?

1084
00:51:57,919 --> 00:51:58,586
Please?

1085
00:52:02,523 --> 00:52:03,758
Okay, fine. I get it.

1086
00:52:05,593 --> 00:52:07,827
I still can't
believe you did that.

1087
00:52:07,829 --> 00:52:10,462
I mean, that's the first
cool thing you've done

1088
00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:11,431
since you've been
single honestly, fuck.

1089
00:52:14,636 --> 00:52:16,836
Fuck, wait.

1090
00:52:16,838 --> 00:52:18,370
- What?
- Well,

1091
00:52:18,372 --> 00:52:19,605
I think you may have really
fumbled the fucking bag

1092
00:52:19,607 --> 00:52:20,338
- for us here, dude.
- What do you mean?

1093
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,140
Well, what if Neil finds out?

1094
00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:23,576
Or what if Gio tells him?

1095
00:52:23,578 --> 00:52:25,845
Well, that's not gonna happen.

1096
00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:29,048
It was a tiny little shared
moment between the two of us

1097
00:52:29,050 --> 00:52:30,382
and now it's in the past.

1098
00:52:30,384 --> 00:52:31,786
Well, he looks like you
just killed his entire family.

1099
00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:38,356
Are you coming
after me for this?

1100
00:52:38,358 --> 00:52:39,459
Seriously? You?

1101
00:52:41,062 --> 00:52:43,328
Are you totally incapable

1102
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:44,262
of feeling like a fucking
hypocrite for once?

1103
00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:46,364
Okay, I am a
calculated risk taker.

1104
00:52:46,366 --> 00:52:48,266
I calculate the risk.

1105
00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:50,703
And I don't care if you think
that I just do whatever I want

1106
00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:51,971
because what you've done here

1107
00:52:51,973 --> 00:52:52,740
is another level
of carelessness.

1108
00:52:55,009 --> 00:52:57,545
So you calculated the
risk when you fucked Rob?

1109
00:53:00,114 --> 00:53:03,316
You are really fucking mean
when you're under pressure.

1110
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,821
You know what, congratulations
on getting your dick wet

1111
00:53:08,823 --> 00:53:11,691
or ass, I wouldn't know 'cause
you won't fucking tell me.

1112
00:53:23,004 --> 00:53:26,105
I totally sympathize with that,

1113
00:53:26,107 --> 00:53:31,110
but like, if it's getting
hotter it's also kind of a vibe.

1114
00:53:31,112 --> 00:53:34,613
Like, I don't know, it just
makes me like so nostalgic.

1115
00:53:34,615 --> 00:53:37,384
Like summer vacation, like
windows down, music up.

1116
00:53:38,686 --> 00:53:42,621
Anyway, babe, why don't
you get off your phone?

1117
00:53:42,623 --> 00:53:43,691
You're making everyone anxious.

1118
00:53:44,726 --> 00:53:49,061
Oh my fucking God.

1119
00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:53,899
I just had the craziest
fucking idea: Movie night. Ah!

1120
00:53:53,901 --> 00:53:57,036
Movie night. Movie
night. Movie night.

1121
00:53:57,038 --> 00:53:58,571
Like high school.

1122
00:53:58,573 --> 00:53:59,741
- Okay, sure.
- Movie night.

1123
00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:02,677
Movie night. What?

1124
00:54:05,179 --> 00:54:07,445
You just listen to what.

1125
00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:10,281
No, you listen,
you listen to me, okay?

1126
00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:13,018
Ow, that's my head.

1127
00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:14,086
Don't fuckin' say that.

1128
00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:15,688
I'm so fucking scared.

1129
00:54:15,690 --> 00:54:16,924
It's okay. I don't think
they're talking about you.

1130
00:54:17,759 --> 00:54:19,859
They're so fucking toxic.

1131
00:54:19,861 --> 00:54:21,594
We can't stay here.

1132
00:54:21,596 --> 00:54:23,428
I haven't slept a whole
night since we've been here.

1133
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:25,731
No, you

1134
00:54:25,733 --> 00:54:27,900
I'm sorry. I didn't
know I'd break it, okay?

1135
00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:30,838
I fucking
got that at Epcot.

1136
00:54:58,032 --> 00:55:01,033
So where do we go now?

1137
00:55:01,035 --> 00:55:02,234
I was thinking
maybe we should split up

1138
00:55:02,236 --> 00:55:02,670
for this next one.

1139
00:55:03,938 --> 00:55:06,205
What?

1140
00:55:06,207 --> 00:55:08,641
I don't know, two of
us is just too many variables.

1141
00:55:08,643 --> 00:55:10,209
So I'm gonna try to
crash at this top's place

1142
00:55:10,211 --> 00:55:10,745
for the next couple days.

1143
00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:15,247
Are you fucking kidding me?

1144
00:55:15,249 --> 00:55:16,447
This was your idea.

1145
00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:17,382
What the fuck am
I supposed to do?

1146
00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:19,752
Sleep in the fucking car?

1147
00:55:19,754 --> 00:55:22,254
I can ask Scott if he'd
be cool with you staying too,

1148
00:55:22,256 --> 00:55:24,590
but I'm gonna need at least
tonight to sell him on the idea.

1149
00:55:24,592 --> 00:55:25,092
Man, fuck you.

1150
00:55:27,962 --> 00:55:29,695
What are you doing?

1151
00:55:29,697 --> 00:55:32,430
No, man, we're so
close to downtown.

1152
00:55:32,432 --> 00:55:33,632
Just drop me off at his place.

1153
00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:34,567
I'm sure you'll
find a way there.

1154
00:55:34,569 --> 00:55:35,435
Get the fucking outta the car.

1155
00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:16,844
Like I knew it was
always gonna be hard

1156
00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:23,481
and like I thought I'd get over
it and like recover from it,

1157
00:56:23,483 --> 00:56:27,553
but like, just feels like
something broke six months ago

1158
00:56:27,555 --> 00:56:31,489
and like it's always
gonna be broken.

1159
00:56:31,491 --> 00:56:33,158
It won't.

1160
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,127
It feels that way.

1161
00:56:35,129 --> 00:56:36,530
It's felt that way
for me too sometimes.

1162
00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:40,498
I mean, when me
and Anna broke up,

1163
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:43,401
I felt like I was never
gonna be happy again.

1164
00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:47,407
And... I'm sure
I'll be happy again.

1165
00:56:48,976 --> 00:56:51,310
I mean, our relationship was
half as long as you and Amy's

1166
00:56:51,312 --> 00:56:52,945
I just need to stop avoiding it.

1167
00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:54,546
Like, I'm always
avoiding everything.

1168
00:56:54,548 --> 00:56:56,081
I mean like, look at
my fucking apartment.

1169
00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,082
- It's not that bad.
- Come on,

1170
00:56:57,084 --> 00:56:57,985
you're not gonna
hurt my feelings.

1171
00:57:00,521 --> 00:57:03,124
I feel like if I
clean everything up

1172
00:57:05,159 --> 00:57:06,527
and throw everything out,

1173
00:57:09,697 --> 00:57:13,832
it's like I'll admit that
she's like actually gone.

1174
00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:14,802
Hey.

1175
00:57:15,903 --> 00:57:17,605
Come on, come on.

1176
00:57:20,841 --> 00:57:24,944
I don't know what I was thinking
offering up my place to you.

1177
00:57:24,946 --> 00:57:27,079
I'm sorry, like, I guess I
just, I really want to help.

1178
00:57:27,081 --> 00:57:27,748
You are helping me.

1179
00:57:29,317 --> 00:57:30,117
Let me help you.

1180
00:57:31,752 --> 00:57:33,819
What do you mean?

1181
00:57:33,821 --> 00:57:35,821
I mean, I'll help you
clean your apartment.

1182
00:57:35,823 --> 00:57:37,556
Every time I get depressed,

1183
00:57:37,558 --> 00:57:41,260
I force myself to clean my
apartment, and it fucking sucks.

1184
00:57:41,262 --> 00:57:44,730
But after I finish, it's
like I instantly feel better.

1185
00:57:44,732 --> 00:57:45,564
You'd do that for me?

1186
00:57:45,566 --> 00:57:46,233
Of course I would.

1187
00:58:30,111 --> 00:58:33,714
Well, what do you think?

1188
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,884
I like really appreciate it,

1189
00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:42,388
but I'm just like not used
to seeing it so empty.

1190
00:58:42,390 --> 00:58:45,624
I'm so sorry. Um

1191
00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:47,259
I like, I just like really
need to be alone right now,

1192
00:58:47,261 --> 00:58:48,727
so can you please go?

1193
00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:50,062
Can you like leave
like right now? Please?

1194
00:58:50,064 --> 00:58:50,863
Can you... Okay.

1195
00:58:50,865 --> 00:58:52,331
Can you like please go?

1196
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:52,765
- Please.
- Okay. Okay.

1197
00:58:52,767 --> 00:58:53,300
Go. Please.

1198
00:59:11,952 --> 00:59:14,920
You really don't
mind if I stay for a bit?

1199
00:59:14,922 --> 00:59:16,822
I think you might
be the first bottom

1200
00:59:16,824 --> 00:59:18,457
in history to ask that.

1201
00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:19,093
Rude.

1202
00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:22,563
No, I hate sleeping
alone anyway.

1203
00:59:23,964 --> 00:59:26,231
You know Dolly Parton
hasn't slept alone

1204
00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:27,466
since she was like 16.

1205
00:59:27,468 --> 00:59:28,035
Why would I know that?

1206
00:59:29,203 --> 00:59:31,870
It's romantic to
sleep in the same bed.

1207
00:59:31,872 --> 00:59:34,873
Yeah, yeah that's why I hate it.

1208
00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:37,443
Not like with you.

1209
00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:41,947
I just like haven't slept with
someone in the same bed

1210
00:59:41,949 --> 00:59:42,950
since my ex and I broke up.

1211
00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:46,485
Sorry.

1212
00:59:46,487 --> 00:59:48,220
That's fine.

1213
00:59:48,222 --> 00:59:51,723
I guess I've slept in the
same bed as Jordan too.

1214
00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:53,225
Who's Jordan?

1215
00:59:53,227 --> 00:59:53,828
My best friend.

1216
01:00:07,875 --> 01:00:10,309
You can't sleep here.

1217
01:00:10,311 --> 01:00:13,479
Um. I'm just waiting
for a friend.

1218
01:00:13,481 --> 01:00:14,446
You can't do that either.

1219
01:00:14,448 --> 01:00:15,182
It's 2 in the morning.

1220
01:00:21,956 --> 01:00:25,858
Hey, um, sorry,
I know it's late.

1221
01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:27,061
No, I was awake too.

1222
01:00:28,395 --> 01:00:30,097
My place fell through.

1223
01:00:31,232 --> 01:00:33,499
Could I come over there?

1224
01:00:33,501 --> 01:00:37,037
No man. My place
actually fell through too.

1225
01:00:38,439 --> 01:00:40,107
Do you wanna come pick me up?

1226
01:00:41,475 --> 01:00:42,910
Where do you wanna go?

1227
01:00:44,778 --> 01:00:46,979
I was trying
to avoid this,

1228
01:00:46,981 --> 01:00:49,150
but you think you got a
three hour drive in you?

1229
01:01:16,844 --> 01:01:18,877
Well, hello. Hey.

1230
01:01:18,879 --> 01:01:20,580
Morning Dad.

1231
01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:21,614
How are you Benny?

1232
01:01:21,616 --> 01:01:23,115
What's going on? How are you?

1233
01:01:23,117 --> 01:01:24,783
Jordan, it's so good to see you.

1234
01:01:24,785 --> 01:01:25,984
It's so good to see you.

1235
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,286
Well, how was your trip?

1236
01:01:27,288 --> 01:01:28,720
I only got your text
about an hour ago,

1237
01:01:28,722 --> 01:01:30,489
so I rolled accordingly.

1238
01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:31,790
That was about all I could do.

1239
01:01:31,792 --> 01:01:33,792
Don't get too excited, dad,
we're just here to do laundry.

1240
01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:35,093
Well, and this is
just a place to do it.

1241
01:01:35,095 --> 01:01:37,062
I've got a washer and a dryer.

1242
01:01:37,064 --> 01:01:38,830
You know, we've got all the
roll mop cons around here,

1243
01:01:38,832 --> 01:01:39,831
that's for sure,
I'll tell you that.

1244
01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,099
Hey, just go ahead
and drop 'em anywhere.

1245
01:01:41,101 --> 01:01:41,967
Now we're gonna go upstairs.

1246
01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:42,569
We're gonna go to my room.

1247
01:01:42,571 --> 01:01:44,436
Well, yes.

1248
01:01:44,438 --> 01:01:47,607
Oh, the Ben Coleman
Museum of Natural History.

1249
01:01:47,609 --> 01:01:49,041
You'll, you'll be
excited to know

1250
01:01:49,043 --> 01:01:50,242
that I haven't changed a thing.

1251
01:01:50,244 --> 01:01:51,843
Thanks Jeff.

1252
01:01:51,845 --> 01:01:53,847
- Jesus Christ.
- Man. I missed your dad.

1253
01:01:55,216 --> 01:01:57,650
Top or bottom, you
got a preference?

1254
01:01:57,652 --> 01:01:58,919
Wait. I'm afraid to ask.

1255
01:02:16,971 --> 01:02:19,004
Up and at
'em there, Jordo.

1256
01:02:19,006 --> 01:02:19,805
Hey Jeff.

1257
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,442
God, that smells good.

1258
01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:24,910
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1259
01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:27,145
Now, in your many travels,

1260
01:02:27,147 --> 01:02:34,253
do you recall my critically
acclaimed... firehouse chili?

1261
01:02:34,255 --> 01:02:37,557
Oh my God, that's incredible.

1262
01:02:37,559 --> 01:02:38,757
- Amazing. Right?
- Wow.

1263
01:02:38,759 --> 01:02:39,592
Well listen, it's
not gonna be ready

1264
01:02:39,594 --> 01:02:40,492
for a country minute or so.

1265
01:02:40,494 --> 01:02:42,427
It's gotta reduce.

1266
01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:44,098
So if you're hungry,
there's leftovers in the fridge.

1267
01:02:46,701 --> 01:02:47,901
Thank you, Jeff.

1268
01:02:52,373 --> 01:02:55,941
What is it, a fucking school
holiday at the firehouse?

1269
01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:56,643
Dad said, you're only here
because you're homeless.

1270
01:02:56,645 --> 01:02:57,976
I'm not homeless.

1271
01:02:57,978 --> 01:02:59,111
Well, then where do you live?

1272
01:02:59,113 --> 01:03:01,146
Right now, here in my home.

1273
01:03:01,148 --> 01:03:02,749
This ain't your house, brother.

1274
01:03:02,751 --> 01:03:04,016
It's not yours either.

1275
01:03:04,018 --> 01:03:05,284
Y'all two living
here rent-free too.

1276
01:03:05,286 --> 01:03:06,985
I just got my own
place, dickhead.

1277
01:03:06,987 --> 01:03:07,720
And I pay utilities though.

1278
01:03:07,722 --> 01:03:09,821
Shut the fuck up, Andy.

1279
01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:11,423
- Shut the fuck up.
- Make me pay too?

1280
01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:13,025
I feel so sorry for you.

1281
01:03:13,027 --> 01:03:14,860
It's all right.
With your broke ass.

1282
01:03:14,862 --> 01:03:17,129
Jesus.

1283
01:03:17,131 --> 01:03:19,431
I get the whole prodigal
son thin you're rolling through,

1284
01:03:19,433 --> 01:03:20,866
but I mean, look at
your poor brothers here.

1285
01:03:20,868 --> 01:03:22,234
It's practically inhumane.

1286
01:03:22,236 --> 01:03:24,036
Look, I just don't
want you telling me how

1287
01:03:24,038 --> 01:03:24,539
to live my life or where.

1288
01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:30,042
Got a little joke for you.

1289
01:03:30,044 --> 01:03:32,110
Why did Jesus
Christ, our Messiah,

1290
01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:33,546
never moved to New York City?

1291
01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:34,913
Because he wasn't real.

1292
01:03:34,915 --> 01:03:37,049
No, but I get that an awful lot.

1293
01:03:37,051 --> 01:03:39,686
Because he searched
the entire town

1294
01:03:39,688 --> 01:03:42,854
and still couldn't find
three wise men and a virgin.

1295
01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:47,560
It's like everyone he
encountered was stupid

1296
01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:49,261
and had had sex before.

1297
01:03:49,263 --> 01:03:50,797
- You get it, don't you, Andy?
- Screwed up lefties.

1298
01:03:50,799 --> 01:03:52,030
I got it, daddy.

1299
01:03:52,032 --> 01:03:52,665
- You got it.
- I got it.

1300
01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:53,533
All right. Good man.

1301
01:03:53,535 --> 01:03:54,266
I'm glad you get it.

1302
01:03:55,469 --> 01:03:56,868
Dad, are you vaping?

1303
01:03:56,870 --> 01:04:00,740
It's CBD. It helps me relax.

1304
01:04:00,742 --> 01:04:04,009
Hell, with everything I read
about that city and Austin.

1305
01:04:04,011 --> 01:04:05,745
Don't even
get me started.

1306
01:04:05,747 --> 01:04:07,747
Yeah, Jordan, you
trying to come work out with us?

1307
01:04:07,749 --> 01:04:10,282
Hell yeah. At the firehouse?

1308
01:04:10,284 --> 01:04:13,553
No, dude, I don't go to
work when I'm off work.

1309
01:04:13,555 --> 01:04:14,953
You know what I'm saying?

1310
01:04:14,955 --> 01:04:16,723
Yeah, now we're
going to LA Fitness, baby.

1311
01:04:16,725 --> 01:04:17,458
- Ready to ride?
- What about me?

1312
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,959
So what's been
like bumming around

1313
01:04:20,961 --> 01:04:24,296
with our ingrate of a brother?

1314
01:04:24,298 --> 01:04:26,100
It hasn't been easy, bro,
but we're making it work.

1315
01:04:27,736 --> 01:04:29,836
I'm honestly just worried about
how I'm gonna make money

1316
01:04:29,838 --> 01:04:30,969
while I'm here.

1317
01:04:30,971 --> 01:04:33,138
You just got into town, boy.

1318
01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:36,074
Just take it one step at a time.

1319
01:04:36,076 --> 01:04:38,043
Live in the moment.

1320
01:04:38,045 --> 01:04:39,812
There ain't nothing
better than getting high

1321
01:04:39,814 --> 01:04:40,381
after a nice pump, brother.

1322
01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:44,652
It's one of life's
most simple pleasures.

1323
01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:48,487
Taco Bell!

1324
01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:50,723
Didn't we just eat?

1325
01:04:50,725 --> 01:04:53,191
Please, no more country
music.

1326
01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,628
Celebrate 20
years of Texas country

1327
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,028
on 99.5 The Wolf.

1328
01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:33,759
Seriously, man, you've
been talking smack all week.

1329
01:06:33,761 --> 01:06:35,728
Like we were gonna pound
forties in the parking lot

1330
01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:36,428
before we saw this movie.

1331
01:06:36,430 --> 01:06:38,029
20 minutes 'till show time.

1332
01:06:38,031 --> 01:06:39,066
Okay, all right,
all right. Let's go.

1333
01:06:42,302 --> 01:06:44,837
You want to come?

1334
01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:45,540
No, you guys go ahead.

1335
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,349
You wanna help with the dishes?

1336
01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:03,023
Dad, if you're gonna help,
you wanna gimme a little space?

1337
01:07:09,396 --> 01:07:12,932
You know, you used to
be quite the little cuddle bug

1338
01:07:12,934 --> 01:07:13,933
when you were a kid.

1339
01:07:13,935 --> 01:07:16,101
I remember when you were 13

1340
01:07:16,103 --> 01:07:18,938
and you and Jordan
used to snuggle

1341
01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:20,740
and cuddle underneath the
blanket and watch movies.

1342
01:07:20,742 --> 01:07:23,243
I remember y'all
watching "Excalibur" often.

1343
01:07:29,017 --> 01:07:34,522
You know how special
a friend like that is, right?

1344
01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:40,358
There are gifts in life, Ben,

1345
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,863
that you just can't take
for granted as a man.

1346
01:07:43,865 --> 01:07:46,566
And having a friend like
that is definitely one of them.

1347
01:07:46,568 --> 01:07:47,700
I know.

1348
01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:48,368
Do you?

1349
01:07:51,973 --> 01:07:53,906
Dad, your hands are all soapy.

1350
01:07:53,908 --> 01:07:54,609
Not anymore.

1351
01:07:56,143 --> 01:07:57,779
I'm serious, Ben.

1352
01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:04,249
A friendship like that, it takes
commitment on both sides.

1353
01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:06,484
It's a bit like a marriage.

1354
01:08:06,486 --> 01:08:10,355
Hell, it should be
stronger than a marriage.

1355
01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:11,458
And you can't be lazy about it.

1356
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,328
It's really not that deep.

1357
01:08:15,997 --> 01:08:18,496
Yes, it is.

1358
01:08:18,498 --> 01:08:21,266
That boy is struggling like you

1359
01:08:21,268 --> 01:08:23,501
and you need to be there for him

1360
01:08:23,503 --> 01:08:26,471
just like he's been there
for you all those times,

1361
01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:29,675
all those so many
times in the past.

1362
01:08:29,677 --> 01:08:32,845
I need you to listen to
me on this one, okay?

1363
01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:36,147
I need to know that
you're hearing me.

1364
01:08:36,149 --> 01:08:37,117
I get it.

1365
01:08:41,121 --> 01:08:41,889
Okay.

1366
01:09:04,812 --> 01:09:07,913
Back
here in Houston,

1367
01:09:07,915 --> 01:09:10,116
time now for the McDonald's
McNugget of the game.

1368
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,454
Fuck! Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1369
01:09:15,222 --> 01:09:17,188
Thank you, God.

1370
01:09:17,190 --> 01:09:18,758
Oh my God. Thank you, Jesus.

1371
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,892
What's going on?

1372
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:21,326
I got approved for Sittr.

1373
01:09:21,328 --> 01:09:22,561
What's a Shitter?

1374
01:09:22,563 --> 01:09:23,896
It's this house-sitting app.

1375
01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:25,196
They're like really
strict about vetting.

1376
01:09:25,198 --> 01:09:27,198
I applied like two fucking
months ago, but I got in.

1377
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:28,868
We're in.

1378
01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:30,136
Never thought
I'd see you so excited

1379
01:09:30,138 --> 01:09:31,369
about getting a job.

1380
01:09:31,371 --> 01:09:32,772
Dude, look at this place.

1381
01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:33,606
All right, we got
our first assignment.

1382
01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:35,908
Look, isn't that fucking sick?

1383
01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:37,009
It looks nice.

1384
01:09:37,011 --> 01:09:38,044
We can finally get out of here.

1385
01:09:40,447 --> 01:09:41,847
They let you have one guest

1386
01:09:41,849 --> 01:09:43,481
as long as you scan
their passport,

1387
01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:45,785
I think, because they
want me to stay overnight.

1388
01:09:45,787 --> 01:09:47,820
It's this loaded
tech entrepreneur

1389
01:09:47,822 --> 01:09:48,790
and he's out of town
for the weekend.

1390
01:09:50,024 --> 01:09:51,289
What?

1391
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,958
I don't wanna go.

1392
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,060
What do you mean?

1393
01:09:54,062 --> 01:09:55,995
I mean like, what's the plan?

1394
01:09:55,997 --> 01:09:57,830
We stay at a rich
person's house for two days

1395
01:09:57,832 --> 01:09:58,664
and then what?

1396
01:09:58,666 --> 01:09:59,899
I mean... What are we gonna do?

1397
01:09:59,901 --> 01:10:02,101
Jordan, we're regressing
every day we stay here.

1398
01:10:02,103 --> 01:10:03,169
I can literally feel myself

1399
01:10:03,171 --> 01:10:04,537
moving backwards
through puberty.

1400
01:10:04,539 --> 01:10:06,706
Okay, then you can go
and I'll stay here.

1401
01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,741
What?

1402
01:10:08,743 --> 01:10:10,876
You can't stay at my
family's house without me.

1403
01:10:10,878 --> 01:10:12,343
That's weird.

1404
01:10:12,345 --> 01:10:12,947
Hurry up. Okay.

1405
01:10:19,587 --> 01:10:20,986
Bye Ben.

1406
01:10:25,526 --> 01:10:25,893
- Bye y'all.
- Okay.

1407
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,717
I am telling you, man,

1408
01:11:24,719 --> 01:11:26,185
this place is gonna
be fucking sick.

1409
01:11:28,156 --> 01:11:29,221
What the fuck!

1410
01:11:42,637 --> 01:11:43,370
Ew!

1411
01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:51,612
It looked better in
the pictures, okay?

1412
01:11:53,748 --> 01:11:54,682
Holy fuck!

1413
01:11:59,053 --> 01:12:00,786
Oh my God.

1414
01:12:00,788 --> 01:12:02,655
The, I, I swear to
God, every time one

1415
01:12:02,657 --> 01:12:04,089
of these fucking motion
sensor things goes off,

1416
01:12:04,091 --> 01:12:04,692
I shit myself a little bit.

1417
01:12:10,031 --> 01:12:12,099
Tackiest all fucking shit.

1418
01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:18,438
All they have is
fucking Guinness.

1419
01:12:27,347 --> 01:12:29,315
Who the fuck are you?

1420
01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:30,350
I'm April.

1421
01:12:32,186 --> 01:12:33,519
Who the fuck are you?

1422
01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:34,121
I'm April.

1423
01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:37,790
Are you supposed to be here?

1424
01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:39,758
My stepdad owns the house

1425
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,993
and sometimes he doesn't
tell me when he puts it

1426
01:12:40,995 --> 01:12:43,428
on that stupid house
sitting app, so.

1427
01:12:43,430 --> 01:12:45,898
You scared the
fucking outta me.

1428
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:49,034
I'm sorry, I just, I
can't jerk off at my dorm

1429
01:12:49,036 --> 01:12:50,803
so I have to come here
and do it sometimes.

1430
01:12:50,805 --> 01:12:53,005
So you're like a student?

1431
01:12:53,007 --> 01:12:55,608
No, I'm an RA.

1432
01:12:55,610 --> 01:12:57,375
Don't you have
to be in school to be an RA?

1433
01:12:57,377 --> 01:12:58,145
Obviously not.

1434
01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:05,987
So do you guys want to like
hang out or something maybe?

1435
01:13:11,025 --> 01:13:12,625
You guys have been
friends for like how long,

1436
01:13:12,627 --> 01:13:13,761
you've never checked
your compatibility before.

1437
01:13:16,631 --> 01:13:20,398
Shut the fucking up.
You're a triple Taurus.

1438
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,267
What does that mean?

1439
01:13:21,269 --> 01:13:23,636
And you're a Leo, right?

1440
01:13:23,638 --> 01:13:26,639
That means you guys are
like not compatible at all.

1441
01:13:26,641 --> 01:13:30,242
Okay, I don't get
what the big deal is.

1442
01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:33,279
It means that you're
like astrologically opposed.

1443
01:13:33,281 --> 01:13:35,948
It would be like if North
was friends with South,

1444
01:13:35,950 --> 01:13:37,983
that would be like
fucked up, wouldn't it?

1445
01:13:37,985 --> 01:13:40,519
Yeah, it'd be fucked up if
directions had friendships.

1446
01:13:40,521 --> 01:13:43,088
What is this? Fucking Pixar?

1447
01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:44,356
Well, if anything, wouldn't
that be one of the reasons

1448
01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:45,624
that we are such good friends?

1449
01:13:45,626 --> 01:13:47,192
No, actually,

1450
01:13:47,194 --> 01:13:48,861
because sometimes
like an earth sign

1451
01:13:48,863 --> 01:13:50,131
can extinguish a fire sign.

1452
01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:56,035
Meaning that like
y'all's problems

1453
01:13:56,037 --> 01:13:58,771
that you have are probably
coming from some past trauma

1454
01:13:58,773 --> 01:14:00,541
or like an unresolved
physical intimacy thing.

1455
01:14:02,310 --> 01:14:05,210
Wait, have you guys ever fucked?

1456
01:14:05,212 --> 01:14:09,014
No. No. Jordan is not my type.

1457
01:14:09,016 --> 01:14:11,183
That's weird because
you guys are like both

1458
01:14:11,185 --> 01:14:12,219
exactly my type.

1459
01:14:14,855 --> 01:14:16,855
What?

1460
01:14:16,857 --> 01:14:19,925
I'm just saying, can you imagine
how good the sex would be

1461
01:14:19,927 --> 01:14:22,728
between an earth sign, a
fire sign, and a water sign?

1462
01:14:22,730 --> 01:14:24,596
Like I'm gonna
slip off the couch

1463
01:14:24,598 --> 01:14:25,397
from how wet my pussy
just thinking about it.

1464
01:14:25,399 --> 01:14:27,032
No, thank you. No.

1465
01:14:27,034 --> 01:14:28,901
No, thank you.

1466
01:14:28,903 --> 01:14:30,803
I'm just saying if you guys
fucked and got it over with,

1467
01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:31,603
it would solve
all your problems.

1468
01:14:31,605 --> 01:14:32,705
What problems?

1469
01:14:32,707 --> 01:14:33,739
Yeah. What the fuck?

1470
01:14:33,741 --> 01:14:34,974
Why would you say that?

1471
01:14:34,976 --> 01:14:36,075
Whatever. I'm just
gonna get outta here.

1472
01:14:36,077 --> 01:14:38,043
Good.

1473
01:14:38,045 --> 01:14:40,478
Have fun, like fucking
jerking off in your dorm.

1474
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:41,248
Yeah, we don't wanna
fuck each other.

1475
01:15:00,835 --> 01:15:02,536
Geriatric millennials
like wine, right?

1476
01:15:03,503 --> 01:15:04,870
I like wine.

1477
01:15:04,872 --> 01:15:05,840
Shit makes me nauseous.

1478
01:15:08,709 --> 01:15:10,909
Where are you going?

1479
01:15:10,911 --> 01:15:13,247
Um, I'm going to
some guy's house.

1480
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,949
Do you need to use the car?

1481
01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:19,685
Nope. He's
calling me an Uber.

1482
01:15:19,687 --> 01:15:22,254
Damn, on your sugar
daddy shit again?

1483
01:15:22,256 --> 01:15:24,957
You sure you're gonna
be okay here by yourself?

1484
01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,658
I wanna
share a story with you

1485
01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:29,495
about how I became rich.

1486
01:15:29,497 --> 01:15:32,898
Imagine your life a year
from now, two years from now,

1487
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,600
five years from now.

1488
01:15:34,602 --> 01:15:36,635
What's it gonna look like?

1489
01:15:36,637 --> 01:15:39,371
Imagine a life with less,

1490
01:15:39,373 --> 01:15:41,909
less stuff, less stress.

1491
01:16:11,038 --> 01:16:12,438
- Benny Boy.
- Hey.

1492
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,107
Hey.

1493
01:16:18,779 --> 01:16:20,513
What you got?

1494
01:16:20,515 --> 01:16:21,713
I brought wine.

1495
01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:22,748
You shouldn't have.

1496
01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:24,950
Come on in. Come on, come on.

1497
01:16:24,952 --> 01:16:29,088
So I'd like you to
meet my partner, Erica.

1498
01:16:29,090 --> 01:16:30,691
Mmm. Hello!

1499
01:16:31,625 --> 01:16:33,425
Hi.

1500
01:16:33,427 --> 01:16:34,095
Ben.

1501
01:16:36,297 --> 01:16:38,030
I brought wine.

1502
01:16:38,032 --> 01:16:38,599
Thank you.

1503
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:42,367
I didn't know you were married.

1504
01:16:42,369 --> 01:16:44,703
15 years.

1505
01:16:44,705 --> 01:16:46,138
Yeah, we met when we
were both copy writing

1506
01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:48,340
for the Austin Museum
group and now she runs.

1507
01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:51,276
And now I run the
damn place.

1508
01:16:51,278 --> 01:16:51,979
Where's Arturo?

1509
01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:59,084
Arturo had to go back
home for a family emergency.

1510
01:16:59,086 --> 01:17:02,888
Oh, so no one's
staying back there?

1511
01:17:02,890 --> 01:17:05,157
Not at the moment, no.

1512
01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:07,759
Why don't we take
this to the living room?

1513
01:17:07,761 --> 01:17:08,662
How's that sound?

1514
01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:11,897
You always
said you wanted to live

1515
01:17:11,899 --> 01:17:12,631
with your friends.

1516
01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:13,300
I know.

1517
01:17:14,502 --> 01:17:16,802
Yeah, I don't know how any

1518
01:17:16,804 --> 01:17:18,837
of them were living
together before.

1519
01:17:18,839 --> 01:17:21,240
There's just all this
unnecessary drama,

1520
01:17:21,242 --> 01:17:24,511
but it is just while
I figure things out.

1521
01:17:24,513 --> 01:17:25,346
LA's a really big commitment.

1522
01:17:26,747 --> 01:17:30,649
And like a few weeks
turned into a month

1523
01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:31,650
and then it turned
into three months

1524
01:17:31,652 --> 01:17:33,520
and now I'm just like forgetting

1525
01:17:33,522 --> 01:17:34,722
what my whole plan was
in the first place.

1526
01:17:36,857 --> 01:17:38,125
I know how that feels.

1527
01:17:42,796 --> 01:17:45,364
Are you like homeless?

1528
01:17:49,170 --> 01:17:53,272
I mean, we've always
found a place to crash.

1529
01:17:53,274 --> 01:17:55,642
Ben was pretty good at
lining the spots up.

1530
01:17:55,644 --> 01:17:59,180
Some were better than
others, but it got pretty rough.

1531
01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:05,986
We went back home for a while
and stayed with his family.

1532
01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:07,955
Are you serious?

1533
01:18:09,790 --> 01:18:13,892
Yeah, that part was
kind of nice actually.

1534
01:18:13,894 --> 01:18:15,095
That's crazy.

1535
01:18:17,198 --> 01:18:19,164
I'm

1536
01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:20,832
I'm actually kind of
proud of you though

1537
01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:23,003
for sticking to a plan.

1538
01:18:24,606 --> 01:18:27,174
Yeah, I mean,

1539
01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:33,480
after this I don't really
know what I'm gonna do.

1540
01:18:36,183 --> 01:18:36,917
But...

1541
01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:50,729
"When really the unbridled
eras of baseball players"

1542
01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:51,964
Oh my God.

1543
01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:54,233
"Is as old as Rome itself."

1544
01:18:54,235 --> 01:18:56,235
Oh my God.

1545
01:18:56,237 --> 01:18:57,903
It's a shame.

1546
01:18:57,905 --> 01:18:58,638
It's a real shame you're
not writing anymore.

1547
01:18:58,640 --> 01:18:59,706
I mean that.

1548
01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:02,307
There's a texture to your words.

1549
01:19:02,309 --> 01:19:05,978
Like a longing for a
an idealized male form.

1550
01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:06,812
That's what I feel.

1551
01:19:06,814 --> 01:19:08,180
So powerful.

1552
01:19:08,182 --> 01:19:10,916
I was pretty horny
when I wrote that, yeah.

1553
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,252
You kids
love that word.

1554
01:19:13,254 --> 01:19:16,054
Mm, come here.

1555
01:19:16,056 --> 01:19:17,155
Come off that thing.

1556
01:19:17,157 --> 01:19:18,325
Take a load off. Have a seat.

1557
01:19:19,193 --> 01:19:22,027
Why aren't you still writing?

1558
01:19:22,029 --> 01:19:24,229
I thought about like
doing something with that

1559
01:19:24,231 --> 01:19:28,467
when I was at UT but
after I graduated, after 2020,

1560
01:19:28,469 --> 01:19:29,003
I was just like,

1561
01:19:31,005 --> 01:19:34,106
it was enough just to
like try to exist, you know?

1562
01:19:34,108 --> 01:19:36,942
- Mm.
- Wow.

1563
01:19:36,944 --> 01:19:40,145
My friend and I, we
came up with this plan

1564
01:19:40,147 --> 01:19:42,649
to crash at our friend's
places without paying any rent

1565
01:19:42,651 --> 01:19:43,384
for like the whole year.

1566
01:19:45,152 --> 01:19:49,021
It has been a lot
more exhausting

1567
01:19:49,023 --> 01:19:51,223
than either of us
thought it would be.

1568
01:19:51,225 --> 01:19:52,991
You know, I think it was,

1569
01:19:52,993 --> 01:19:55,460
it was Virginia Wolf who said,

1570
01:19:55,462 --> 01:19:58,165
"To write one must have
a room of one's own."

1571
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:03,101
"To write one must have money

1572
01:20:03,103 --> 01:20:04,469
and a room of ones own."

1573
01:20:04,471 --> 01:20:05,571
Yes. Money.

1574
01:20:05,573 --> 01:20:08,106
Which is money is
a huge part of it.

1575
01:20:08,108 --> 01:20:10,108
She was also talking
specifically about women.

1576
01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,611
- Of course, of course.
- That's part of it, yes.

1577
01:20:11,613 --> 01:20:12,811
But what I'm trying to say
is that like, look at it, right?

1578
01:20:12,813 --> 01:20:14,647
He's exhausted.

1579
01:20:14,649 --> 01:20:16,516
That's no way to live.

1580
01:20:16,518 --> 01:20:20,452
I mean, your whole
generation is so restless.

1581
01:20:20,454 --> 01:20:22,588
They feel the impending
doom of the future,

1582
01:20:22,590 --> 01:20:24,122
what little we have,

1583
01:20:24,124 --> 01:20:25,991
so that all they wanna
do is live these fast

1584
01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:27,627
and high anxiety
lives all the time,

1585
01:20:27,629 --> 01:20:28,594
even when you're having fun.

1586
01:20:28,596 --> 01:20:30,095
Right.

1587
01:20:30,097 --> 01:20:31,930
It's like they go to
shows and concerts and.

1588
01:20:31,932 --> 01:20:33,398
And it's too much.

1589
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:34,569
It's like they just wanna
get trampled to death.

1590
01:20:35,603 --> 01:20:36,937
You ever hear the band Low?

1591
01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:39,639
Oh.

1592
01:20:39,641 --> 01:20:43,975
- We used to go to shows.
- Sit down in chairs.

1593
01:20:43,977 --> 01:20:45,277
Can you imagine a
band doing that today?

1594
01:20:45,279 --> 01:20:47,479
Wow. No, that that's crazy.

1595
01:20:49,483 --> 01:20:50,882
- Chairs. - Haven't played this
in a while, babe.

1596
01:20:50,884 --> 01:20:52,552
Mm-hm! That brings me back.

1597
01:20:52,554 --> 01:20:53,454
Yeah.

1598
01:20:56,223 --> 01:20:58,359
So what are you gonna
do about your lease?

1599
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,162
Try to find a sublet.

1600
01:21:05,767 --> 01:21:08,701
They're gonna be so pissed.

1601
01:21:12,339 --> 01:21:14,741
I am gonna have to kill 'em.

1602
01:21:14,743 --> 01:21:17,042
- Yeah.
- Mm.

1603
01:21:17,044 --> 01:21:18,410
Yeah, I don't think
there's any other option.

1604
01:21:18,412 --> 01:21:19,579
I'll help you.

1605
01:21:19,581 --> 01:21:21,346
Oh, good. Thank you.

1606
01:21:21,348 --> 01:21:22,582
Of course.

1607
01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:23,448
We can bury 'em in
our back actually.

1608
01:21:23,450 --> 01:21:25,050
Oh, great. Okay.

1609
01:21:25,052 --> 01:21:26,719
Yeah, it's a good
spot. Trust me.

1610
01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:41,133
I am gonna ask you something

1611
01:21:41,135 --> 01:21:42,535
and I want you to
process it, okay?

1612
01:21:42,537 --> 01:21:43,203
Okay.

1613
01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:49,609
I know you have no
reason to trust me right now,

1614
01:21:49,611 --> 01:21:51,579
but just know that I've
been thinking about it, okay?

1615
01:21:53,615 --> 01:21:54,381
Okay.

1616
01:21:58,586 --> 01:22:02,789
So like, do you guys
think that you'd be cool

1617
01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:04,022
with someone staying back there?

1618
01:22:04,024 --> 01:22:04,757
Like just, just
for a little while?

1619
01:22:04,759 --> 01:22:05,825
Absolutely.

1620
01:22:05,827 --> 01:22:06,793
Of course we would.

1621
01:22:06,795 --> 01:22:08,460
Of course.

1622
01:22:08,462 --> 01:22:12,032
Being around young
people, so stimulating.

1623
01:22:14,034 --> 01:22:16,036
You're so tense.

1624
01:22:16,805 --> 01:22:18,771
Look at your drink.

1625
01:22:18,773 --> 01:22:19,906
- Come on.
- It's too full.

1626
01:22:19,908 --> 01:22:20,873
It's too full.

1627
01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:21,509
Drink, drink, drink.

1628
01:22:26,681 --> 01:22:29,314
Drink, drink, drink.

1629
01:22:44,699 --> 01:22:45,432
Come here.

1630
01:22:56,109 --> 01:22:59,079
Oh. Okay. Oh.

1631
01:23:08,556 --> 01:23:09,889
Oh shit!

1632
01:23:09,891 --> 01:23:11,791
Okay.

1633
01:23:11,793 --> 01:23:12,692
Get me some towels.

1634
01:23:12,694 --> 01:23:13,726
- Yeah.
- Hey.

1635
01:23:13,728 --> 01:23:16,129
Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.

1636
01:23:56,871 --> 01:23:58,270
Did you sleep out here?

1637
01:23:58,272 --> 01:23:59,471
What time is it?

1638
01:23:59,473 --> 01:24:01,473
It's 10. Gotta check out.

1639
01:24:01,475 --> 01:24:02,942
I already packed your stuff.

1640
01:24:02,944 --> 01:24:04,311
I'm hungry.

1641
01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:17,489
I think I'm gonna like move
back home and save up

1642
01:24:17,491 --> 01:24:19,727
and then move to New
York once I figured it out.

1643
01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:27,967
Good man. Good for you.

1644
01:24:27,969 --> 01:24:28,603
Yeah.

1645
01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:36,711
I'll uh, figure out like a bus
ticket situation or something.

1646
01:24:38,078 --> 01:24:39,346
Maybe head out tonight.

1647
01:24:41,081 --> 01:24:41,849
Nice.

1648
01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:51,491
Is it weird that I kind of
wanna see the old place?

1649
01:25:08,175 --> 01:25:09,877
It's fucking empty.

1650
01:25:12,179 --> 01:25:13,347
Wait, wait.

1651
01:25:14,649 --> 01:25:15,748
What?

1652
01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:17,617
No.

1653
01:25:17,619 --> 01:25:21,121
Holy shit, this apartment
complex is such a piece of shit.

1654
01:25:22,422 --> 01:25:24,659
Has it been empty
this whole fuckin' time?

1655
01:25:26,828 --> 01:25:29,327
Looks like people have
been staying here.

1656
01:25:29,329 --> 01:25:30,865
Ooh shit.

1657
01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:35,135
It's noon.

1658
01:25:41,676 --> 01:25:43,609
Fuck!

1659
01:25:43,611 --> 01:25:45,811
I hope this is the last
fucking time I move,

1660
01:25:45,813 --> 01:25:47,980
like one last time
and that's it.

1661
01:25:47,982 --> 01:25:49,015
Moving's a part of life.

1662
01:25:49,017 --> 01:25:50,482
You can't just not do it.

1663
01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:52,417
- That's impossible.
- Why not?

1664
01:25:52,419 --> 01:25:54,620
After this past few
months, I refuse.

1665
01:25:54,622 --> 01:25:55,588
I'm just gonna find
a place I love.

1666
01:25:55,590 --> 01:25:56,989
I'm gonna live there forever.

1667
01:25:56,991 --> 01:25:59,357
You can't just live in one
place for the next 50 years.

1668
01:25:59,359 --> 01:26:01,192
That's what old
people used to do

1669
01:26:01,194 --> 01:26:03,194
before the Great
Depression or whatever.

1670
01:26:04,866 --> 01:26:05,499
Fuck!

1671
01:26:07,167 --> 01:26:09,735
So what are you gonna do?

1672
01:26:09,737 --> 01:26:13,873
Um, I'm gonna work my
fucking ass off all summer

1673
01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:17,043
and then I'm gonna move to
the cheapest room in Brooklyn

1674
01:26:17,045 --> 01:26:17,679
that I can find for the fall.

1675
01:26:18,345 --> 01:26:19,945
That's smart, man.

1676
01:26:19,947 --> 01:26:20,915
Yeah.

1677
01:26:25,553 --> 01:26:27,187
I um

1678
01:26:28,089 --> 01:26:29,791
I think I'm gonna move to LA

1679
01:26:31,191 --> 01:26:31,926
with Anna.

1680
01:26:35,630 --> 01:26:36,396
LA?

1681
01:26:38,966 --> 01:26:41,801
Fucking LA?

1682
01:26:41,803 --> 01:26:43,069
I knew you'd
be dramatic about this.

1683
01:26:43,071 --> 01:26:44,302
I'm not being dramatic

1684
01:26:44,304 --> 01:26:45,203
I'm not fucking
doing this with you.

1685
01:26:45,205 --> 01:26:46,605
I'm not being dramatic.

1686
01:26:46,607 --> 01:26:47,640
I'm not
fucking doing this

1687
01:26:47,642 --> 01:26:48,273
- with you.
- I'm not,

1688
01:26:48,275 --> 01:26:49,508
I'm not being dramatic.

1689
01:26:49,510 --> 01:26:50,377
It's just fucking funny to me.

1690
01:26:51,913 --> 01:26:55,014
You're gonna end up
right where you began,

1691
01:26:55,016 --> 01:26:56,849
like the past three months

1692
01:26:56,851 --> 01:26:58,584
were just you fucking
circling the drain

1693
01:26:58,586 --> 01:26:59,819
and dragging me
along for the ride.

1694
01:26:59,821 --> 01:27:01,352
Forget how mean of
a fucking drunk you are.

1695
01:27:01,354 --> 01:27:02,220
I'm not doing this with you.

1696
01:27:02,222 --> 01:27:04,456
No, shit.

1697
01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:05,858
Yeah, you're not, you're
not doing this with me

1698
01:27:05,860 --> 01:27:07,793
because you're
bailing on our plan,

1699
01:27:07,795 --> 01:27:09,795
which is a really good
plan... Your plan.

1700
01:27:09,797 --> 01:27:10,965
And it could've worked
if you gave a fuck.

1701
01:27:13,568 --> 01:27:14,869
I'm taking a nap.

1702
01:27:18,506 --> 01:27:20,806
I didn't bail on shit...

1703
01:27:20,808 --> 01:27:22,007
Why are you naked?

1704
01:27:22,009 --> 01:27:23,475
Because it's
200 degrees in here.

1705
01:27:23,477 --> 01:27:25,376
I didn't bail on shit, okay?

1706
01:27:25,378 --> 01:27:27,378
You told me in the car that
you wanted to move back home,

1707
01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:28,647
that you were gonna go
to New York on your own.

1708
01:27:28,649 --> 01:27:29,682
Yeah, and if you
wanted to be a good friend,

1709
01:27:29,684 --> 01:27:30,549
then you would've moved with me.

1710
01:27:30,551 --> 01:27:33,552
Why would I move with you?

1711
01:27:33,554 --> 01:27:35,320
We aren't having any fun or
anything, do you think we would
in New York?

1712
01:27:35,322 --> 01:27:36,657
Yes! Obviously, that was
the whole goddamn point.

1713
01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:41,827
Do you really think
things are gonna be better

1714
01:27:41,829 --> 01:27:44,262
between you and Anna in
LA? Because they're not.

1715
01:27:44,264 --> 01:27:45,765
Yeah, it's gonna
be the exact same

1716
01:27:45,767 --> 01:27:46,397
except I won't be there
to be your therapist.

1717
01:27:46,399 --> 01:27:48,466
No, it won't.

1718
01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:49,101
Did she tell
you that last night?

1719
01:27:49,103 --> 01:27:50,803
Yes. Actually.

1720
01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:53,172
We had a good talk.
She apologized.

1721
01:27:53,174 --> 01:27:55,440
She wants me to go to LA
with her so we can be together.

1722
01:27:55,442 --> 01:27:56,609
And you're gonna do that?

1723
01:27:56,611 --> 01:27:58,711
Yes. I want to.

1724
01:27:58,713 --> 01:28:01,147
This is so fucking
predictable of you.

1725
01:28:01,149 --> 01:28:02,748
You're always doing this.

1726
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,116
You're making the
safest possible choice

1727
01:28:04,118 --> 01:28:04,917
because you're fucking scared.

1728
01:28:04,919 --> 01:28:07,019
I am scared.

1729
01:28:07,021 --> 01:28:08,419
I'm not fucking like you.

1730
01:28:08,421 --> 01:28:09,588
I don't have any
other fucking choice.

1731
01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:11,123
You were always so scared.

1732
01:28:11,125 --> 01:28:12,725
You're scared of losing Anna.

1733
01:28:12,727 --> 01:28:14,595
You were scared of me
and us and everything that

1734
01:28:19,299 --> 01:28:22,500
What the fuck was that?

1735
01:28:22,502 --> 01:28:23,004
I don't know.

1736
01:28:26,007 --> 01:28:27,074
Just wanted to try that.

1737
01:28:28,209 --> 01:28:30,776
Did it make you feel anything?

1738
01:28:30,778 --> 01:28:31,646
- Not really.
- Me either.

1739
01:28:34,682 --> 01:28:40,119
Fuck! Why didn't it
make us feel anything?

1740
01:28:40,121 --> 01:28:40,788
I don't know.

1741
01:28:42,056 --> 01:28:44,826
Just didn't feel... right?

1742
01:28:48,129 --> 01:28:51,230
I mean, you're a good kisser.

1743
01:28:51,232 --> 01:28:51,899
Thanks.

1744
01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:53,868
Just felt weird,

1745
01:28:55,402 --> 01:28:56,804
and not in a good way.

1746
01:28:59,140 --> 01:29:03,042
Like incest vibes?

1747
01:29:03,044 --> 01:29:05,012
What? No. Jesus.

1748
01:29:07,014 --> 01:29:07,815
I just...

1749
01:29:10,685 --> 01:29:13,953
Why did you even wanna do that?

1750
01:29:13,955 --> 01:29:14,822
I don't know.

1751
01:29:16,423 --> 01:29:18,591
Maybe April was right.

1752
01:29:18,593 --> 01:29:20,292
Maybe we have all this
resentment in our systems

1753
01:29:20,294 --> 01:29:22,528
and we just needed to
get it out and just kiss.

1754
01:29:22,530 --> 01:29:23,965
She said we needed to fuck.

1755
01:29:24,799 --> 01:29:29,467
I'm too drunk for that.

1756
01:29:29,469 --> 01:29:30,137
Me too.

1757
01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:34,041
Could get drunker.

1758
01:29:49,123 --> 01:29:51,991
- You're drunker than me.
- You don't even feel any pain.

1759
01:29:51,993 --> 01:29:53,292
I wish.

1760
01:29:53,294 --> 01:29:56,528
Come on. Here you go.

1761
01:29:58,633 --> 01:30:00,400
I don't wanna play anymore.

1762
01:30:07,174 --> 01:30:08,175
Do you think I'm a bad friend?

1763
01:30:10,111 --> 01:30:10,978
Don't say that.

1764
01:30:20,288 --> 01:30:22,957
How come I feel like you
don't wanna see me again?

1765
01:30:24,592 --> 01:30:25,793
That's not true.

1766
01:30:27,762 --> 01:30:32,831
This year would've been
impossible without you.

1767
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,466
I only made it through
because you were there for me

1768
01:30:35,468 --> 01:30:38,737
and all I wanted was to be
there for you in the same way,

1769
01:30:38,739 --> 01:30:42,741
but I never was, and I'm sorry.

1770
01:30:42,743 --> 01:30:44,376
What do you mean?

1771
01:30:44,378 --> 01:30:44,879
I don't know.

1772
01:30:47,715 --> 01:30:49,449
I'm just gonna miss you a lot.

1773
01:30:51,319 --> 01:30:53,688
You can always stay
with me when you visit LA.

1774
01:30:54,622 --> 01:30:58,489
I'm not fucking visiting LA.

1775
01:31:01,162 --> 01:31:02,493
I'm trying to be nice.

1776
01:31:02,495 --> 01:31:04,129
Yeah, well, how about you
come visit me in New York.

1777
01:31:04,131 --> 01:31:05,764
I will.

1778
01:31:05,766 --> 01:31:08,534
You better have a
couch for me too,

1779
01:31:08,536 --> 01:31:09,935
- fucker.
- A couch.

1780
01:31:09,937 --> 01:31:12,071
I'm probably gonna be
sleeping under a staircase.

1781
01:31:14,241 --> 01:31:15,574
Suck it. We're spooning then.

1782
01:31:15,576 --> 01:31:16,143
You wish!

1783
01:31:36,263 --> 01:31:38,897
Hey, could you Venmo
me for the tacos yesterday?

1784
01:31:38,899 --> 01:31:41,800
Yeah, how much were they?

1785
01:31:41,802 --> 01:31:43,802
21.50, I think.

1786
01:31:43,804 --> 01:31:45,771
21.50 for tacos?

1787
01:31:45,773 --> 01:31:47,706
You had like five.

1788
01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:48,907
Yeah, because I
thought you were paying.

1789
01:31:48,909 --> 01:31:50,709
Just send me 20.

1790
01:31:50,711 --> 01:31:51,610
I filled your tank, bitch.

1791
01:31:51,612 --> 01:31:52,878
You should be paying me.

1792
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:54,081
All right,
all right, shit.

1793
01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:57,918
You could at least
take me out to lunch.

1794
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:04,223
Fine, but we're
going somewhere cheap.

1794
01:32:05,305 --> 01:33:05,882
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