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WHAT'S UP, AMERICA?

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CHUCK NORRIS!

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BAM!

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PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE RIGHT THERE.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU FEEL GOOD?

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SO, HERE'S THE THING.

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I'M HEAVY D.

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CHUCK NORRIS FAN OVER HERE IS DIESEL DAVE.

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AH, COME ON!

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YEAH!

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AND TONIGHT WE'RE BUILDING A TRUCK

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FOR CHUCK NORRIS!

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HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

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AND TOGETHER, WE OWN AND OPERATE dieselsellerz.com,

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WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE WORLD'S LARGEST MARKETPLACE

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FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING DIESEL.

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AND CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING.

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HE KNOWS CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING!

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THAT'S RIGHT. WE ARE BUILDING A TRUCK FOR CHUCK NORRIS

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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

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WE FIND TRUCKS. WE FLIP TRUCKS. WE SELL 'EM FOR A PROFIT.

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AND SOMETIMES WE BUILD THEM FOR LEGENDS LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!

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TONIGHT, JUST TONIGHT, IS THE ONLY TIME

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WE EVER BUILD A TRUCK FOR CHUCK NORRIS.

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BUT, YEAH, IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.

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CHUCK NORRIS?

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NO WAY!

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WELCOME TO "DIESEL BROTHERS."

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SO STAY TUNED, AMERICA, 'CAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS COMIN'.

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ACTUALLY, AT THE START OF THIS EPISODE, WHEN WE --

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WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW CHUCK WAS COMING.

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STAY TUNED, AMERICA,

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'CAUSE SOMETHING COOL IS GONNA HAPPEN.

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LIKE, CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING.

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YOU MEAN LIKE THIS HERE? YOU MEAN LIKE THAT?

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OH! OH!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS?

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YEAH, MAN! PRETTY NICE ONE, HUH?

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WHAT IF THEY GET CALLED ON A FIRE WHILE WE'RE THERE?

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THEN WE GET TO GO.

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Heavy D: A FEW OF THE MUSCLE'S UNCLES

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WORK AT A LOCAL FIREHOUSE,

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AND THEY'RE TELLING ME THEY'VE GOT AN OLD FIRE TRUCK FOR SALE,

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WHICH IS COOL BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

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TO TURN A FIRE TRUCK INTO A TOW TRUCK.

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THIS TRUCK DRIVES VERY SMOOTH.

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THANKS.

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DID YOU BUILD IT?

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NO.

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WHAT'S UP, UNCLE? WHAT'S UP, MAN?

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WHATCHA DOIN'? NICE. HOW YOU DOIN'?

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GOOD.

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THIS IS DIESEL DAVE AND HEAVY D.

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DID YOU STEAL A BRO HUG FROM THE UNCLE?

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OH, YOU GOT SOME OF THE BRO HUG.

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ALL RIGHT. WAY TO START A DEAL.

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THIS IS MY UNCLE BRENT. HEY, UNCLE.

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YELLOW HERO.

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ABSOLUTELY. I LOVE THAT COLOR!

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THAT WOULD BE DAMN NEAR PERFECT FOR WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO.

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WHAT'S THE DETAILS ON IT?

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SO, IT'S A '92 SPARTAN. IT HAS A DETROIT 60 MOTOR.

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OOH.

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THE DETROIT 60 ENGINE IN THIS FIRE TRUCK

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IS A DREAM

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BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPERPOWERFUL.

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THEY MAKE 450 TO 500 HORSE ALL DAY LONG.

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THEY'RE WAY RELIABLE.

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THEY GOT ALL THE TORQUE YOU NEED.

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THEY'RE USED A IN A HUGE VARIETY

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OF OVER-THE-ROAD TRUCKS,

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HEAVY EQUIPMENT, AND EVEN OCEAN VESSELS.

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THESE THINGS SELL FOR 8 OR 9 GRAND ON THEIR OWN.

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SO THERE'S A TON OF VALUE JUST IN THE ENGINE ALONE.

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I MEAN, REALISTICALLY, YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT ROOM

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FOR EIGHT SEATS IN THERE, RIGHT?

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YEAH. NICE, MAN. I LIKE IT.

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SO, RUNS PRETTY GOOD, THOUGH?

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YEAH. YOU MIND IF I START IT?

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NO. GO FOR IT.

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PURRS JUST LIKE A KITTEN.

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OH, GOOD LINE.

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WHOA.

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FOOT HORN?!

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NOT GONNA LIE. NO CHECK ENGINE LIGHTS.

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DO THEY ALL HAVE FOOT HORNS?

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SOME. SOME HAVE 'EM. I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY.

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IT'S ONLY GOT ABOUT 140,000 MILES,

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WHICH MEANS PRETTY MUCH NOTHIN'.

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CAN YOU PLEASE?

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SORRY.

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DISPATCHER: Station 42, Station 41B,

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they have a structure fire.

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I GOT TO CHECK THAT. OKAY.

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Requesting fire.

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IS IT 51? 51.

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THEN WE GET TO GO.

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THAT CAT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

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THE CAT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

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HE'S GOING OUT ON THAT ONE?

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NO, THE OTHER STATION IS, SO...

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YOU KNOW, I KNOW HOW CITIES KIND OF WORK.

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IT'S THE HIGHEST BID.

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PROBABLY NOT A TON OF ROOM TO HAGGLE,

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BUT I'M INTERESTED ENOUGH

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THAT I'D OFFER YOU GUYS $10,000 FOR IT.

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PROBABLY DO $10,000.

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THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. 9 GRAND?

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NOPE.

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ALL RIGHT. 10 GRAND IT IS.

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I LIKE IT. THAT'S A DEAL. I'LL TAKE IT.

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OKAY. THANK YOU, SIR.

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YEP.

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Heavy D: WE GOT A GREAT DEAL ON THIS FIRE TRUCK,

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AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED WORKING ON IT,

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BECAUSE, HONESTLY, THERE'S NOTHING WORSE

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THAN DRIVING AROUND

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WITH A MASTERPIECE OF A BUILD ON A TRAILER.

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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! FIRE TRUCK!

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WHOO!

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I'M DOING DONUTS!

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FIRE!

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TURN ON THE WATER!

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WAIT! IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY!

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AW, MAN!

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WHAT THE HELL HAS HE GOT GOING ON NOW?

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YOU CAN STAY UP THERE AND TURN ON THE SPRINKLER.

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HE THINKS THERE'S WATER IN IT.

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THERE'S NO WATER.

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IT'S 100 DEGREES OUT HERE,

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AND YOU BRING US A FIRE TRUCK WITH NO WATER?

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GOD, IT'S LIKE BRINGING THESE GUYS

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AN ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH NO ICE CREAM IN IT.

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THAT'S TRUE.

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WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH THIS THING?

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WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO

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IS TURN THIS OLD, RETIRED FIRE TRUCK

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INTO THE NEW-AND-IMPROVED SPARKS MOTORS TOW TRUCK.

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WAIT. DON'T DO THE HANDS YET

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'CAUSE IT'S NOT THERE YET. OH.

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WE ALREADY TRIED DOING A TOW TRUCK.

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IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.

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NO, ACTUALLY, WE HAD TO GET RID OF IT

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BECAUSE WE COULDN'T TAKE ANYBODY ANYWHERE.

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IT WAS A TWO-SEATER, MAYBE 2 1/2.

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LAST YEAR, WE BUILT A KICKASS TOW TRUCK

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THAT COULD GO ANYWHERE AND DO ANYTHING.

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PROBLEM WAS IT COULD ONLY SEAT TWO PEOPLE,

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SO WE WERE LEAVING GUYS BEHIND

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WHEN WE WENT ON RESCUE MISSIONS.

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SO WE SOLD IT.

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PROBLEM SOLVED. A CREW-CAB FIRE TRUCK.

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PICTURE US CRUISING THE SIMA IN THE CREW-CAB FIRE TRUCK,

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PULLING THE TRAILER, LOOKING SWEET,

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PANTIES GETTING THROWN AT US. WE'RE NOT REAL FIREMEN.

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NO ONE'S GONNA THROW PANTIES AT US.

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WE COULD DRESS LIKE FIREMEN. AND NO ONE WILL KNOW.

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WHAT IF THERE WERE A REAL FIRE?

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THEN WE'RE ALL OUT OF LUCK.

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THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FIRES IN A LOT OF PEOPLE'S PANTIES.

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HOLD ON. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BACK TO WHAT I WANT TO DO.

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HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING. FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO,

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REMOVE THE OLD FIRE TRUCK BED

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AND UPGRADE THE REAR SUSPENSION

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BY REPLACING THE EXISTING SINGLE AXLE

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WITH A NEW HEAVY-DUTY TANDEM-AXLE SETUP

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THAT WILL ALLOW US TO HAUL MUCH HEAVIER LOADS.

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WE'LL FINISH OFF THE REAR-END TRANSFORMATION

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WITH SOME EXTRA HEAVY-DUTY TRACTION TIRES

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AND TURN IT INTO A PROPER TOW TRUCK

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WITH AN ALL-NEW ROLLBACK BED.

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FOR A COMFY RIDE WITH ROOM FOR ALL,

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WE'LL COMPLETELY REFURBISH THE INTERIOR OF THE CAB

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WITH NEW LEATHER SEATS, A CLASSY HARDWOOD FLOOR,

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AND DIAMOND STITCHING ON ALL THE INTERIOR PANELS.

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FINALLY, WE'LL DESIGN A CUSTOM FRONT GRILLE,

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FABRICATE ALL NEW STACKS,

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AND MAKE HER SHINE WITH A FRESH COAT OF PAINT.

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THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE ON THIS BUILD

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IS GONNA BE THE NEW TANDEM-AXLE REAR SUSPENSION.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT THE REAR END OFF OF ANOTHER SEMI TRUCK

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AND GRAFT IT ONTO THE FIRE-TRUCK FRAME SEAMLESSLY.

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WE PAID 10 GRAND FOR THIS WHOLE FIRE TRUCK, OKAY?

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WE'RE GETTING RID OF THE PUMPER BED,

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WHICH HAS ALL OF THE EXPENSIVE PARTS ON IT.

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WE COULD PROBABLY SELL THAT ONLINE FOR 5 GRAND.

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SO, ARE WE EXCITED, OR ARE WE --

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I GOT TO BE HONEST.

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I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER "HERE'S THE PLAN."

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HEAVY D NEVER LISTENS TO ANYTHING

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I HAVE TO SAY ANYWAY ABOUT THE BUDGET,

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SO I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER THIS TIME.

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DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. NO BUDGET?

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NO. NO BUDGET. JUST GO CRAZY.

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GIVE ME THE REINS! GIVE ME THE REINS!

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NO, NO, NO. WANT THE REINS?

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NO, NO! DON'T GIVE HIM...

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HYAH! THE REINS. THE KEYS.

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OH, I ALREADY TOOK OFF.

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GO FOR IT! GO HOG WILD! I GOT THE REINS.

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IS ANYBODY ELSE NERVOUS FOR THIS HAPPENING?

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LIKE WHEN YOU MAKE A DECISION

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AND YOUR MOM SAID, "DO WHATEVER YOU WANT --

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JUST KNOW THAT I'M DISAPPOINTED"?

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THAT'S GOOD.

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THE HORN'S, LIKE, RIGHT THERE.

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I KNOW. IT'S AWESOME, AIN'T IT?

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VERY UNNECESSARY.

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DUDE. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS THING?

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I DON'T WANT TO PUT M WRAPS UNDERNEATH IT.

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NO M WRAPS. HUH!

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BUT IT IS GETTING TANDEM AXLES ON THE REAR.

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FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO IS PULL OFF THE OLD FIRE-ENGINE BED.

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THAT'S WHERE THE TOW-TRUCK BED'S GONNA GO.

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I DON'T FIT.

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THIS IS A WIRING MESS.

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THIS IS GONNA BE A NIGHTMARE.

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IN ORDER TO GET THIS FIRE-ENGINE BED OFF, IT'S A LOT OF WORK.

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THERE'S ALL KINDS OF WIRES

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AND PLUMBING AND PIPES AND PUMPS AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF.

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THIS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT OF A CHALLENGE.

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NORMALLY, WE'LL JUST CUT THE WIRE

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AND TORCH IT AND, YOU KNOW, RIP THE THING OFF.

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BUT IN THIS CASE,

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I'M TRYING TO SELL THIS OLD BED BECAUSE THEY BRING GOOD MONEY,

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SO WE GOT TO BE SUPERCAREFUL.

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WE DID IT!

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YEE-HAW!

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I'M NOT CONVINCED THAT IT'S GONNA COME OFF ON THE FIRST TRY, THOUGH.

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IT DOESN'T.

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HERE WE GO. CUP A LITTLE.

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NOW GO UP. NICE.

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HOW'S THAT?

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HOLD ON.

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DOWN.

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SOMETHING'S HANGING UP.

242
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TIMEOUT.

243
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WE'RE HOOKED OFF SOMEWHERE STILL.

244
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IT'S PICKING THE WHOLE TRUCK UP. WHERE? I DON'T KNOW.

245
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BUT THEM TIRES ARE COMING OFF THE GROUND.

246
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AH  DAMN IT!

247
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THE INTERNET. IT'S AWESOME.

248
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WHATEVER THE HELL'S HOLDING IT IS A VERY STRONG CONNECTION.

249
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THERE'S THE CULPRIT. FOUND IT?

250
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YEAH. A COUPLE OF BOLTS.

251
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ALL RIGHT. SO, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.

252
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WE'VE GOT THOSE TWO TOW POINTS THAT THEY WELDED

253
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ON THE BACK OF THE FRAME.

254
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THOSE ARE CATCHING AS WE TRY TO LIFT UP.

255
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SO THE OPTIONS ARE EITHER CUT THE TOW POINTS OFF,

256
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WHICH IS, LIKE, 3/4-INCH STEEL,

257
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OR WE CUT THE ALUMINUM FLOOR, WHICH IS ABOUT,

258
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WHAT, 3/16, IF THAT, 1/8 INCH?

259
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AND IT'LL JUST BLOW RIGHT THROUGH 'CAUSE IT'S ALUMINUM.

260
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YEAH. SO, LET'S DO THAT.

261
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I GOT THE TORCH. LET'S DO IT.

262
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FIRE!

263
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YOU BURNED MY EYE OW.

264
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YOU WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK.

265
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YOU, LIKE, FILLED UP THE BACK OF MY EYE.

266
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IT'S WARM IN HERE.

267
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ONE SIDE'S DONE.

268
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THAT'S PROBABLY GOOD. IT'LL TEAR THE REST AWAY.

269
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HERE WE GO!

270
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KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING.

271
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UP, UP, UP, UP.

272
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KEEP GOING A LITTLE MORE.

273
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I THINK YOU'RE CLEAR!

274
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YOU'RE GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!

275
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YOU KNOW, WE'VE TAKEN A LOT OF BEDS OFF TRUCKS.

276
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AND THAT WAS DEFINITELY

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THE MOST COMPLICATED BED WE'VE TAKEN OFF.

278
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BUT WE GOT THE BED OFF IN ONE PIECE, WHICH MEANS

279
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IT'S PROBABLY STILL WORTH SOME MONEY,

280
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WHICH WAS THE WHOLE GOAL. AND LET'S COUNT 'EM, BOYS.

281
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EVERYBODY'S STILL GOT FINGERS, RIGHT?

282
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AH

283
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REALLY?

284
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ARE YOU  ME?

285
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YEAH, I MEAN, ABSOLUTELY.

286
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I WILL -- NAH, DUDE. WE'LL BE READY.

287
00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:30,570
WHO'S WHAT'S-HIS-NAME?

288
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JET. TYSON. HANZ.

289
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DJ. WHAT?

290
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GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.

291
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IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!

292
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OKAY. IT'S CHUCK NORRIS.

293
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WE WERE GONNA BUILD IT UP.

294
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,160
IT'S CHUCK NORRIS COMING. REALLY?

295
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,430
YEAH. I JUST GOT A CALL FROM NITRO,

296
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WHO'S THE SPOKESPERSON FROM THE CHAIN OF GAS STATIONS

297
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WHERE MUSCLE GETS ALL OF HIS BREAKFAST BURRITOS.

298
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,470
NITRO JUST CALLED AND SAID THAT THEY'RE SHOOTING A COMMERCIAL.

299
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THEY GOT CHUCK NORRIS INVOLVED, AND THEY NEED A TRUCK,

300
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,540
SO THEY'RE COMING TO CHOOSE A TRUCK.

301
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I DON'T HAVE A TON OF INFO ON WHAT THEY WANT,

302
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,080
BUT I KNOW THAT WE'RE ON A TIGHT TIMELINE,

303
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,550
AND SO WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO BUILD SOMETHING FROM SCRATCH,

304
00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,350
WHICH MEANS THEY'RE GONNA COME BUY ONE OF OUR EXISTING TRUCKS

305
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,920
AND WE'LL MAKE A FEW MODIFICATIONS,

306
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,420
AND THAT'S ALL GOT TO BE DONE BEFORE THEIR COMMERCIAL.

307
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:17,990
SO, BASICALLY, WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT IS

308
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WE NEED TO LINE UP THE BEST OF THE BEST.

309
00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,190
I WANT TO GET THE BRODOZER OUT THERE.

310
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I WANT TO GET SUPER SIX. I WANT TO GET MEGA RAM.

311
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I WANT TO JUST DO A NICE LINEUP WHEN HE ROLLS UP.

312
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,830
SOUNDS GOOD. SWEET. I'M STOKED.

313
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,830
GOT THAT? CLEAN SHOP. CLEAN BACK LOT.

314
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,200
CLEAN EVERYTHING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

315
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,270
THIS IS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY FOR OUR SHOP,

316
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:37,210
WHICH IS WHY I AGREED TO SELL THIS TRUCK AT COST.

317
00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:38,670
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ANY MONEY ON THE BUILD,

318
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,580
BUT, HONESTLY, THE EXPOSURE IS GONNA BE WELL WORTH IT.

319
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,750
TANNER, WE NEED TO BORROW THE SNOW CAT.

320
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HEY, GUYS, CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING!

321
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WHOO!

322
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NO.

323
00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,690
DAH! YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT.

324
00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,630
THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

325
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I MEAN, CHUCK'S ONE OF THE REASONS

326
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I STARTED DOING MMA.

327
00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:08,070
OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW I DID MMA.

328
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,510
YEAH, I ACTUALLY HOLD ONE OF THE --

329
00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,440
ONE OF THE RECORDS IN UTAH. FASTEST KNOCKOUT.

330
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,010
WHAT DO I DO TO TRAIN? UH, I RUN.

331
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,180
WE'RE READY TO GO WITH, UH,

332
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THE FIRST OF THREE 3-MINUTE ROUNDS.

333
00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:19,350
OH, IT'S NOT GONNA GO THAT LONG!

334
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,150
I CHASE GIRLS. UH...

335
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:22,720
OH! OH! OH!

336
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,390
THAT'S THE LAST OF THE 3-MINUTE ROUNDS RIGHT THERE.

337
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,660
I NEVER BEAT UP MY GRANDFATHER.

338
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,690
THIS GUY'S GETTING IN THE RING WITH ME.

339
00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:28,960
SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

340
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:33,300
WHICH TRUCK WOULD A CHUCK NORRIS PICK

341
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,330
IF A CHUCK NORRIS COULD PICK A TRUCK?

342
00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:38,770
I DON'T KNOW. FIND OUT WHEN WE COME BACK!

343
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,770
Heavy D: I LINED UP SOME OF MY ALL-STARS.

344
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,810
WELL, I'LL KNOW THE TRUCK WHEN I SEE IT.

345
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,570
WHOO!

346
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,240
OH, WOW!

347
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,380
AH!

348
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,940
THIS WILL BE PERFECT FOR THE COMMERCIAL,

349
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,550
BUT I NEED IT IN THREE DAYS.

350
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,320
KEEP GOING. YOU GOT ABOUT 6 FEET, 7 FEET.

351
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,160
THERE YOU GO.

352
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,460
Heavy D: WE'RE BUSY CONVERTING A FIRE TRUCK

353
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,960
THAT WE BOUGHT OFF THE MUSCLE'S UNCLE

354
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,030
INTO THE NEW SPARKS MOTORS TOW TRUCK.

355
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:06,860
BUT WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT CHUCK NORRIS

356
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:08,660
IS COMING BY THE SHOP IN JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS

357
00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:10,900
TO BUY A TRUCK FOR A COMMERCIAL

358
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,200
THAT HE'S FILMING OUT HERE IN UTAH.

359
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,040
IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING.

360
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,570
THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

361
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:18,110
CHUCK'S ONE OF THE REASONS I STARTED DOING MMA.

362
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:19,940
THIS IS A HUGE DEAL FOR THE SHOP,

363
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,510
BUT I GOT TO KEEP THIS TOW-TRUCK BUILD MOVING ALONG.

364
00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:25,010
SO THIS RIGHT HERE IS BASICALLY A BLANK CANVAS.

365
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:27,950
WE'RE THINKING SOMEWHERE AROUND 26-FOOT.

366
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,150
YEAH. I'M GONNA HAVE YOU GUYS BUILD ME A BED,

367
00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:32,150
AND I'LL BUILD YOU A TRUCK AROUND IT.

368
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,820
THAT'S WHY WE'RE TAKING SOME MEASUREMENTS TODAY

369
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,960
FOR THE NEW TOW-TRUCK BED.

370
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,460
THAT WAY IT CAN BE BUILT OFF-SITE

371
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,900
AND WE DON'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

372
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,030
SO I'M GONNA HAVE YOU --

373
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,760
I'M GONNA HAVE YOU SEND THE INVOICE

374
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:45,870
TO redbeard@dieselsellerz.com.

375
00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:47,970
AND, UH, DON'T COPY ME, PLEASE.

376
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:55,580
YOU GOT IT.

377
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,780
WITH THE MEASUREMENTS FOR THE TOW-TRUCK BED DONE,

378
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,850
CHET AND TYSON CAN GET BACK TO WORK

379
00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,550
TEARING OFF THE REAR AXLE OF THIS TRUCK.

380
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,320
THINK WE COULD HOOK A CHAIN AROUND THAT AND PULL IT OUT?

381
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,560
YEAH.

382
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,890
¶¶

383
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:11,760
SINCE WE'RE GOING FROM A FIRE TRUCK TO A TOW TRUCK,

384
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,560
WE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT OLD SINGLE AXLE

385
00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:15,700
AND REPLACE IT WITH A HEAVY-DUTY TANDEM-AXLE SETUP.

386
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,200
THAT'S GONNA GIVE THIS TRUCK A HIGHER GVW

387
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,870
AND ALLOW US TO CARRY MORE WEIGHT.

388
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:24,270
WITH THE OLD FIRE-TRUCK AXLE OUT OF THE WAY,

389
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,740
WE CAN START CLEANING THIS PLACE UP

390
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,680
AND MAKE IT A LITTLE BIT MORE PRESENTABLE

391
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,510
FOR OLD MR. CHUCK NORRIS HIMSELF.

392
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,820
THERE'S A NEW SENSATION SWEEPING THE NATION.

393
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:35,050
SWEEPER, SHOP RANGER.

394
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,420
ROUNDHOUSE SWEEP KICK!

395
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:44,830
THAT'S THE SWEEPEST KICK I'VE EVER DONE. HA HA HA!

396
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:48,330
OH! I CAN CLEAN UP SO FAST!

397
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,600
SLOW DOWN!

398
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,930
OH, AM I SWEEPING TOO FAST?

399
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:55,710
¶¶

400
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:59,540
HEAVY D SAID HE WANTED US TO QUICKLY CLEAN THE SHOP.

401
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,880
"GIVE IT A QUICK CLEAN."

402
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,410
"YES, SIR, HEAVY D."

403
00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:05,720
NOT BAD, HUH?

404
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,680
HEY, YOU JUST CLEANED THE SHOP IN LITERALLY HALF THE TIME,

405
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,450
WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE THAT LEAVES YOU ENOUGH TIME

406
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,750
TO GO PICK UP THE NEW AXLES FOR THE TOW TRUCK.

407
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,160
I WANT THESE AXLES TO BE INDESTRUCTIBLE,

408
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,530
AND I WANT THEM TO BE ABLE TO HAUL ANYTHING WE WANT

409
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:23,330
ON TOP OF THAT BED AND BEHIND.

410
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,240
ALL RIGHT.

411
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,340
HOLY AXLES. WHOA! HEY.

412
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:33,280
IT'S AN AXLE PARTY.

413
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,610
BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE REAR ENDS.

414
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:38,750
WAIT. ISN'T THAT LIKE THE CAR YOU HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL?

415
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,180
YEAH.

416
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,120
THAT'S SWEET.

417
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,190
OH, MY GOODNESS!

418
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,720
OH. SUICIDE DOORS?

419
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,620
DUDE, FORGET GETTING A REAR END.

420
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,260
THIS IS WHAT WE NEED.

421
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,560
WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR?

422
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,930
FOR WANTING IT SO BAD. MAKES SENSE.

423
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,100
I NEED IT TO GET RID OF THE WANT FEELING I HAVE.

424
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:04,870
OH! THAT'S IT. OH!

425
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,440
THAT'S THE WHOLE FRAME AND EVERYTHING.

426
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,010
FIND WHAT YOU NEEDED? YEAH.

427
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:10,880
I KNOW THAT'S A BIG-ASS FRAME.

428
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,050
THAT'S A KENWORTH 40,000-POUND DOUBLE-LOCKER UNIT.

429
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,520
YES.

430
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,990
ALL RIGHT. SO, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT PRICE-WISE HERE?

431
00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:20,320
5 GRAND.

432
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:26,830
OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL. WE ONLY BROUGHT 2,500 BUCKS.

433
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,730
CAN WE MAKE THAT WORK? YOU GOT TO BUMP IT UP A LITTLE.

434
00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:31,530
THAT'S ALL WE GOT.

435
00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,570
THIS IS A $5,000 UNIT ALL DAY.

436
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:36,040
HMM.

437
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,080
WE'LL DO $3,500...

438
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,110
AND I PROMISE WE'LL COME BACK FOR MORE BUSINESS.

439
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,980
SOUNDS LIKE A DEAL.

440
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,990
AH, MAN. YOU'RE GREAT.

441
00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:53,620
AND I WON'T TELL ANYBODY THAT THIS WAS $3,500.

442
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,090
I'LL TELL 'EM ALL IT WAS 5 GRAND.

443
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,590
I KNOW WHAT THESE ARE WORTH.

444
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:59,460
WE APPRECIATE IT.

445
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:07,200
Heavy D: WE'VE MADE SOME GOOD PROGRESS ON THE TOW-TRUCK BUILD,

446
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,510
BUT RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT ALL HANDS ON DECK

447
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:11,240
GETTING THE SHOP READY FOR CHUCK NORRIS' ARRIVAL.

448
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,440
RAPIDO, AMIGO!

449
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,310
HE'S GONNA BUY ONE OF OUR TRUCKS THAT'S ALREADY BUILT,

450
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,610
AND THEN WE'LL TAKE ANY CHANGE REQUESTS

451
00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:19,150
THAT HE HAS AND GET IT DONE BEFORE HIS COMMERCIAL.

452
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,650
THAT'S WHY WE'RE TAKING AND LINING UP

453
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,920
SOME OF OUR BIGGEST AND BADDEST BUILDS OUT BACK,

454
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,890
SO THAT HE CAN SEE EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE CAPABLE OF.

455
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:35,600
I WANT THESE THINGS TO BE PERFECT.

456
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,770
THEY GOT TO BE PERFECT, RIGHT? WHERE'S RED BEARD?

457
00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:39,470
I CAN SEE MYSELF. WHERE IS RED BEARD?

458
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:42,340
ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS EVER, AND HE'S JUST...SICK?

459
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:43,870
HE KNOWS CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING.

460
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,640
WHICH MEANS THAT'S PROBABLY WHY. HE'S PROBABLY SUPERNERVOUS,

461
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,680
AND HE DECIDED TO TAKE TODAY OFF 'CAUSE HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT.

462
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,680
OH! HEY, HEY, HEY. EAGLE HAS LANDED.

463
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:06,100
NO WAY.

464
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:15,470
HA HA HA! LET'S GO!

465
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,280
WELCOME TO DIESEL BROTHERS.

466
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,410
CHUCK NORRIS, MUSCLE. HOW YOU DOING?

467
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,550
DOING GREAT, MAN. CHUCK, HUGE HONOR.

468
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:27,050
DIESEL DAVE... HEAVY D.

469
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,580
GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE, CHUCK. THANK YOU, GUYS.

470
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,250
WOW. WHAT AN HONOR.

471
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,420
WHERE'S RED BEARD?

472
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,010
HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE.

473
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,180
Heavy D: CHUCK, THIS IS, UH, RED BEARD.

474
00:19:57,180 --> 00:20:00,180
GRAND -- GRAND MASTER, OR -- HELLO, RED BEARD.

475
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,380
I HEAR YOU'RE A MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST.

476
00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:03,320
OH, YEAH.

477
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,990
2-0 RECORD? YEP.

478
00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:07,260
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. A GOOD START.

479
00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,930
WHAT'S -- HOLD ON. CAN WE ADDRESS THIS?

480
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,100
NO. WE'RE GONNA MOVE ON.

481
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,560
CHUCK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF VEHICLE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,

482
00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:16,570
SO I LINED UP SOME OF MY ALL-STARS.

483
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,400
WELL, I'LL KNOW THE TRUCK WHEN I SEE IT.

484
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,670
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE

485
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,540
IS WHAT WE CALL THE SUPER SIX. IT'S INCREDIBLE.

486
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:28,080
NEXT TRUCK I WANT TO SHOW YOU IS WHAT WE CALL THE BRODOZER.

487
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,950
IT'S BASICALLY A JEEP ON STEROIDS.

488
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,280
LET'S LOOK AT THIS ONE.

489
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,450
CHUCK, YOU HAVE KIDS, RIGHT? YEAH. SEVEN KIDS.

490
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,880
YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BABY, RIGHT?

491
00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:36,590
UGH. BARELY!

492
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,950
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME AGO. WELL, THIS IS MY BABY.

493
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,520
IT IS ONE TOUGH-LOOKING MACHINE.

494
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,260
THANK YOU.

495
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:43,730
BUT, UH, TO BE TRUTHFUL,

496
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:46,400
WHEN I CAME IN HERE, I NOTICED A TRUCK OVER THERE,

497
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,300
AND I'D SURE LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT ONE.

498
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,070
AH, SO THAT'S -- WE CALL THAT TRUCK ZEUS,

499
00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,400
AND THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST ONE THAT I DRIVE EVERY DAY.

500
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,970
YOU KNOW WHAT? BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT,

501
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,240
YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE IN THE BRODOZER --

502
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,310
SEE WHAT THAT THING'S CAPABLE OF?

503
00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:59,210
I MEAN, THAT THING COULD SMASH A CAR.

504
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:00,240
OKAY. SURE. LET'S DO IT.

505
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,310
LET'S TAKE IT FOR A RIDE.

506
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,350
¶¶

507
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,210
YES!

508
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:17,490
DO IT FOR CHUCK!

509
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,990
WHOO-HOO!

510
00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:26,740
DID YOU PUT THE PARKING BRAKE ON?

511
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:29,120
PARKING BRAKE. I GOT YOU.

512
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:34,160
¶¶

513
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,660
HEY, YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IT THAT WAY?

514
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:38,330
THAT'S GOOD!

515
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,740
¶¶

516
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,940
IT'S GAME TIME. WHOO-HOO!

517
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:54,180
GOT IT!

518
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,480
YEP!

519
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,350
YEE-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

520
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,390
WHOA!

521
00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:01,850
OH, MY GOSH!

522
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,060
TAKE THAT, JEEP! TAKE THAT!

523
00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:08,530
OH, WOW! THAT'S WILD, MAN!

524
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,630
FINISH HER OFF! MAN! THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

525
00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:16,800
ALL RIGHT.

526
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:22,240
AMAZING! AHH! THAT WAS GREAT!

527
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,980
THANK YOU! FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT?

528
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:25,780
I MEAN, THAT'S IT, RIGHT? THAT'S THE VEHICLE.

529
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,350
IT'S A GREAT VEHICLE.

530
00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:31,280
I HAVE TO SAY, HEAVY, THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE VEHICLE.

531
00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:32,850
I'D STILL LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE OTHER ONE.

532
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,990
MY TRUCK STILL?

533
00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:36,090
MM-HMM.

534
00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:37,590
Heavy D: ZEUS IS MY DAILY DRIVER,

535
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,560
HENCE THE REASON HE'S NOT IN THE LINEUP OF TRUCKS

536
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,630
THAT I'M OFFERING FOR SALE.

537
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:42,160
HE'S OVER THERE IN MY PARKING STALL.

538
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,800
I JUST FINISHED THIS TRUCK.

539
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,330
GIVE CHUCK YOUR TRUCK.

540
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,670
DO YOU WANT TO GET ROUNDHOUSE-KICKED?

541
00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:49,030
THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS!

542
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,770
IT'S JUST A LEAN, MEAN MACHINE!

543
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,840
YEAH, IT -- IT IS DEFINITELY VERY LEAN AND AGILE

544
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,840
AND NIMBLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND FAST AND...

545
00:22:57,850 --> 00:23:00,110
HEAVY, THIS WILL BE PERFECT FOR THE COMMERCIAL.

546
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,210
THIS IS THE ONE? MM-HMM.

547
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,580
BUT I NEED IT IN THREE DAYS.

548
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,280
THREE DAYS FROM TODAY? YES.

549
00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,750
WHAT CAN WE DO IN THREE DAYS?

550
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,660
WHATEVER CHUCK NORRIS WANTS YOU TO DO.

551
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,060
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS,

552
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,730
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S A DEAL.

553
00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:13,790
OH, THANKS. THANKS, HEAVY.

554
00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:21,750
¶¶

555
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,960
OH, WOW! THAT'S WILD!

556
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,790
Heavy D: CHUCK NORRIS JUST CAME TO OUR SHOP

557
00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:30,490
TO BUY A TRUCK FOR A COMMERCIAL

558
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,160
THAT HE'S SHOOTING IN THREE DAYS.

559
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,660
AHH!

560
00:23:33,670 --> 00:23:35,200
WE LINED UP SOME OF OUR BEST BUILDS,

561
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,970
AND I'M TALKING WE HAD SOME BEAUTIFUL TRUCKS BACK THERE.

562
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:40,300
BUT HE CHOSE MY TRUCK.

563
00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,840
THIS IS THE ONE. IT REALLY IS.

564
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,470
I'M SORRY, BUT THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE COMMERCIAL.

565
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,580
AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE. I'M KIND OF GONNA MISS IT.

566
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:48,710
I'M BUMMED OUT.

567
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:51,480
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M SUPERPUMPED

568
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,720
BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS JUST CHOSE MY TRUCK.

569
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,550
A LOT OF EMOTIONS? YEAH.

570
00:23:56,890 --> 00:24:00,090
CHUCK HAS ENTRUSTED ME WITH FULL CREATIVE VISION

571
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:03,130
TO TURN ZEUS INTO TRUCK NORRIS.

572
00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:05,560
ZEUS IS A 2012 CHEVY SILVERADO

573
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,800
WITH A 6.6-LITER DURAMAX DIESEL ENGINE.

574
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,800
I COMPLETELY UPGRADED THE TRANSMISSION

575
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,270
WITH SUNCOAST PARTS,

576
00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:14,100
ADDED LONG-TRAVEL SUSPENSION,

577
00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:16,410
SWAPPED OUT THE BODY PANELS FOR FIBERGLASS FENDERS,

578
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:18,740
AND FINISHED IT OFF WITH A TON OF ADDED DETAILS

579
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,280
PERSONALIZED JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

580
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,750
THIS TRUCK WAS ALREADY DONE.

581
00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,880
I FINISHED IT. I WAS DRIVING IT. IT WAS ALREADY PERFECT FOR ME.

582
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,880
SO, REALLY, WITH THE THREE DAYS THAT WE'VE GOT,

583
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,850
WE'RE MOSTLY JUST GONNA DO LITTLE COSMETIC THINGS

584
00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:31,120
TO MAKE THIS TRUCK A LITTLE BIT MORE CHUCK.

585
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,060
IN ORDER TO TURN ZEUS INTO TRUCK NORRIS,

586
00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:34,920
I'M TAKING OFF THE CUSTOM FAB WORK

587
00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:36,790
AND I'M ADDING SHERIFF'S BADGES,

588
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:38,830
NEW METAL PLATES ON THE BED CAGE,

589
00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:41,260
EMBROIDERED HEAD RESTS, AND A KICKASS VINYL WRAP

590
00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:43,430
THAT WILL MAKE IT SCREAM, "AMERICA."

591
00:24:43,430 --> 00:24:47,240
¶¶

592
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,570
THE COMMERCIAL IS IN THREE DAYS,

593
00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:50,940
SO WE HAVE ZERO TIME TO WASTE.

594
00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,410
WE'RE STARTING WITH THE DESIGN WORK

595
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:54,410
FOR THE NEW METAL PLATES ON THE BED CAGE.

596
00:24:56,510 --> 00:24:58,980
OH. OH, I LIKE THAT!

597
00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:01,380
OH. IT'S GOT A SHERIFF'S BADGE.

598
00:25:01,390 --> 00:25:04,290
YEAH. TRUCK NORRIS.

599
00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:06,890
Ryan: RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST SELECTING MODEL BOUNDARIES

600
00:25:06,890 --> 00:25:08,620
TO DO A CUT-THROUGH.

601
00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:11,090
OH, YEAH. OKAY. OHHHHH.

602
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,360
HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE YOU TO MAKE ONE OF THESE?

603
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:17,000
I CAN HAVE THESE CUT IN PROBABLY UNDER 5 MINUTES.

604
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,230
OKAY, HOW LONG? PROVE IT.

605
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,600
FOUR MINUTES? I'LL WAIT HERE.

606
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:27,410
¶¶

607
00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:29,850
Heavy D: WE'RE USING OUR PLASMA CUTTING TABLE

608
00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:32,180
TO CUT SOME DESIGNS OUT OF METAL FOR TRUCK NORRIS.

609
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:34,380
BASICALLY, YOU DESIGN IT ON YOUR COMPUTER,

610
00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:36,890
PUT IT ON A LITTLE FLASH DRIVE, YOU PUT IT IN THE PLASMA CUTTER,

611
00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:38,890
AND, BAM, THE MACHINE CUTS YOU

612
00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:43,430
A PERFECTLY PRECISE METAL DESIGN.

613
00:25:43,430 --> 00:25:45,290
CAN I PUT MY PANCAKES ON HERE IN THE MORNING

614
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,660
AND CUT 'EM INTO STAR SHAPES?

615
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,000
YOU COULD PROBABLY PUT A PANCAKE RIGHT THERE

616
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,270
AND COOK IT RIGHT NOW.

617
00:25:49,270 --> 00:25:50,400
REALLY?

618
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,740
2! 1!

619
00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:55,370
OH, TIME!

620
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:56,610
Diesel Dave: HEY, PICK IT UP.

621
00:25:56,610 --> 00:25:58,270
OKAY.

622
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,480
WANT A GLOVE?

623
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,780
YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE GIRL OFFICER.

624
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:05,920
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, BOYS?

625
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,120
WHOA!

626
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,420
HOT POTATO, HOT POTATO.

627
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:13,320
LET'S GET THE OTHER ONE CUT, POWDER-COATED, AND INSTALLED.

628
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,420
WE HAVE LESS TIME NOW THAN WHEN WE STARTED.

629
00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:16,890
'CAUSE THIS ONE IS BURNING MY HAND.

630
00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:18,290
WE ALWAYS HAVE LESS TIME THAN WHEN WE START.

631
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:19,930
EXACTLY. THAT'S HOW TIME WORKS.

632
00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:31,570
HEY, CHUCK. JUST FOUND THESE APPLES.

633
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,510
HERE COMES THE APPLE TRAIN.

634
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:36,210
EVERYONE LOVES APPLES

635
00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:37,780
TWO RED APPLES TO TWO RED BEARDS.

636
00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:40,450
ME AND YOU.

637
00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:43,790
HELLO? HEY, MAN.

638
00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,920
OH, HEY, CHUCK.

639
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,760
JUST, UH -- HOW YOU DOING?

640
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,430
I'M DOING GOOD.

641
00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:50,590
JUST GOT THROUGH WORKING OUT.

642
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,930
THESE WERE ON MY WAY. JUST FOUND A COUPLE APPLES.

643
00:26:52,930 --> 00:26:55,430
THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE BRING YOU AN APPLE.

644
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:58,200
OH, MAN. I LOVE APPLES, MAN. I LOVE 'EM.

645
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,000
I KNEW IT, 'CAUSE I SAW ONE TIME

646
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,300
THAT YOU ATE AN APPLE ON YOUR SHOW,

647
00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:02,400
AND I WAS, LIKE, DUDE...

648
00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:03,440
NO, I LOVE APPLES.

649
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,110
...CHUCK LIKES APPLES. I REMEMBER THAT.

650
00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:07,140
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU WORKED UP TOO MUCH OF A SWEAT.

651
00:27:07,150 --> 00:27:08,710
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T SWEAT.

652
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,350
SORRY.

653
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,690
IS THAT YOUR, UH --

654
00:27:16,690 --> 00:27:18,920
IS THAT YOUR PERSONAL GEAR, OR IS THAT, LIKE --

655
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,420
THAT'S MY GI, YEAH. THAT'S -- THAT'S THE ONE...

656
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,200
YOU WANT TO TRY THE BELT ON?

657
00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:37,570
YES. YES, I DO. YEP.

658
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,180
AH.

659
00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:48,050
SORRY. I'M JUST SHAKING A LITTLE BIT HERE.

660
00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:50,150
IT KIND OF EMPOWERS YOU, DOESN'T IT?

661
00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,850
YEAH. YOU JUST FEEL LIKE -- YEAH, I KNOW IT!

662
00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:53,960
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

663
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,360
AND I DON'T -- I DON'T SAY THAT LIGHTLY.

664
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,330
I'VE HAD A  GREAT LIFE.

665
00:27:57,330 --> 00:28:00,160
I'VE HAD THREE KIDS, MARRIED.

666
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,100
I'VE DONE AWESOME STUFF.

667
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:03,600
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA CUT THIS, RIGHT?

668
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,970
MY WIFE -- WE CAN'T SHOW HER THIS.

669
00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:06,270
AND...

670
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,670
THERE! THERE YOU GO!

671
00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:08,800
OHH!

672
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:13,010
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I WOULDN'T DO THIS VERY OFTEN FOR ANYBODY.

673
00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:14,480
WOW.

674
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,480
IF MY MOM COULD SEE ME NOW, SHE'D --

675
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,450
SORRY. I'M JUST GETTING A LITTLE EXCITED.

676
00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:20,680
THIS IS --

677
00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:22,550
OKAY. BEFORE -- BEFORE I FORGET --

678
00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:24,420
I KIND OF BLACKED OUT THERE FOR A MINUTE THERE.

679
00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,520
BUT THE REAL REASON I STOPPED BY,

680
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,460
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU --

681
00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:29,960
KIND OF GIVE YOU A TOUR OF OUR SHOP.

682
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,330
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. YEAH.

683
00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:32,700
LET'S DO THAT. LET'S DO THAT.

684
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,400
DO I HAVE TO TAKE THIS OFF? YEAH, YOU GOT TO TAKE IT OFF.

685
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:38,300
I-IT'S --

686
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,240
IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER. I GET IT. IT'S...

687
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:49,880
Heavy D: NOW THAT CHUCK'S BUILD IS MOVING RIGHT ALONG,

688
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,780
I CAN TURN MY ATTENTION BACK TO THE BACK OF THE FIRE TRUCK

689
00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:55,650
THAT WE'RE TEARING APART TO TURN INTO THE NEW COMPANY TOW TRUCK.

690
00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:01,720
HEY, GUYS. THIS IS NICE.

691
00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:03,090
WE'RE REPLACING THE REAR SUSPENSION

692
00:29:03,090 --> 00:29:05,130
ON THE FIRE TRUCK WITH A TANDEM-AXLE SETUP.

693
00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:06,930
IT'S GONNA BE MUCH STRONGER

694
00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:10,470
AND ALLOW THIS TOW TRUCK TO HAUL OVER 40,000 POUNDS.

695
00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:14,200
THIS IS A HEAVY-DUTY KENWORTH, EIGHT-BAG SUSPENSION.

696
00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:15,300
IT'S GOT TANDEM AXLE.

697
00:29:15,310 --> 00:29:16,710
EVERYTHING'S ALL SET UP, READY TO GO.

698
00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:18,870
AND IT'S DOUBLE LOCKERS,

699
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,710
SO NOT ONLY DO THE TWO AXLES LOCK TOGETHER,

700
00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:24,210
THEY'VE GOT A DIFF LOCKER IN 'EM.

701
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,350
AH! NICE.

702
00:29:25,350 --> 00:29:27,180
THAT'S BEEFY.

703
00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:29,690
Heavy D: NOT ONLY ARE THESE NEW AXLES SUPER-HEAVY-DUTY,

704
00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:32,290
BUT THEY ALSO COME WITH DOUBLE LOCKERS AND A POWER DIVIDER,

705
00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:34,660
WHICH MEANS THE TWO AXLES CAN LOCK COMPLETELY TOGETHER,

706
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:36,290
OR YOU CAN UNLOCK THEM

707
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:37,660
AND EVERYTHING WILL WORK INDEPENDENTLY.

708
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:39,500
THIS SETUP IS PERFECT FOR THE TOW TRUCK

709
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,800
BECAUSE IT BASICALLY GIVES US FOUR-WHEEL-DRIVE,

710
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,600
WHICH HELPS US FROM EVER GETTING STUCK.

711
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,970
SINCE WE HAVE SO MUCH FRAMER OUT HERE,

712
00:29:44,970 --> 00:29:47,100
LET'S GET THAT ONE CUT WHERE WE NEED TO

713
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,100
AND THEN CUT THIS ONE TO MATCH.

714
00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,740
HOLD TIGHT.

715
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:55,510
GOT TO GO VERTICAL.

716
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,220
NICE.

717
00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:05,050
VOILà.

718
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:07,190
OKAY, COME UP.

719
00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:08,620
ACTUALLY, YES.

720
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:10,930
Heavy D: BECAUSE WE'RE CONNECTING TWO TRUCK FRAMES TOGETHER,

721
00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:12,590
WE HAVE TO CUT IT LIKE A "Z,"

722
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,360
WHICH IS GONNA ALLOW US MORE SURFACE AREA TO WELD TO,

723
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:17,970
AND IT DISTRIBUTES THE LOAD BETTER THAN JUST A STRAIGHT CUT.

724
00:30:17,970 --> 00:30:20,070
IT'S STRONGER. IT'S GONNA LAST LONGER.

725
00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:25,010
SLIGHT SHIFT LEFT, IF YOU CAN.

726
00:30:25,010 --> 00:30:26,810
THERE YOU GO.

727
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,820
RYAN! JUST SET HER RIGHT HERE!

728
00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:36,590
BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER AND ATTACH THE FRAMES,

729
00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:38,950
WE GOT TO GET THESE "Z" CUTS GROUND DOWN AND CLEANED UP

730
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,690
SO THAT THERE ARE NO ISSUES

731
00:30:40,690 --> 00:30:42,160
WHEN WE DO THE FINAL WELD

732
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,560
AND ATTACH THESE FRAMES TOGETHER.

733
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,190
I'LL GET THESE PLASMA CUTS CLEANED UP

734
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,030
AND READY TO GO, READY TO WELD TOGETHER.

735
00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:49,430
IN THE MORNING, WE'LL PICK UP AND GET THE FRAME IN THERE

736
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,600
AND WELD IT IN.

737
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,700
DOUBLE THE MUSCLE.

738
00:30:54,710 --> 00:30:57,510
COMING UP NEXT...

739
00:30:57,510 --> 00:30:59,840
THERE COULD BE TROUBLE.

740
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,440
THEN I GO -- WHT! -- BAM! HERE.

741
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,010
OH, THAT'S JUST...

742
00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:07,550
OH, YOU'RE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT.

743
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,230
Heavy D: WE'VE ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS

744
00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:20,930
TO TRANSFORM ZEUS INTO TRUCK NORRIS.

745
00:31:20,930 --> 00:31:22,800
BUT I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THE PROGRESS.

746
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,570
WE HAVE A VINYL WRAP THAT'S GETTING THROWN ON

747
00:31:24,570 --> 00:31:26,630
THAT I REALLY THINK CHUCK'S GONNA LIKE.

748
00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:31,370
Diesel Dave: WHILE THE GUYS WORK ON THE WRAP FOR THE TRUCK,

749
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,740
OLD RED BEARD IS LIVING A CHILDHOOD DREAM

750
00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:36,750
AND SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME WITH THE MAN HIMSELF.

751
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:39,380
YOU KNOW, WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU IS MY OFFICE.

752
00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:42,420
THAT'S WHERE THE IMPORTANT STUFF HAPPENS.

753
00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,120
OKAY, LET'S GO. CHECK THIS OUT.

754
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,690
SORRY.

755
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,490
YOU'LL REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.

756
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,730
I'VE BEEN PUTTING TOGETHER A BUNCH OF SPREADSHEETS.

757
00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:55,330
I'LL SHOW YOU MY FAVORITE TECHNIQUE.

758
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:58,400
IT'S WHEN I COME HERE AND I GO -- WHT! -- BAM! HERE.

759
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,970
YOU SCOOT ON OVER HERE TO COLUMN "E."

760
00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:02,440
THIS IS EXCITING STUFF.

761
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,070
WHT! OH, THAT'S JUST...

762
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,080
SO YOU'RE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT.

763
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,840
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER TODAY?

764
00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:10,810
I IMAGINE IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

765
00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:12,810
THOSE PEOPLE THAT CLIMB EVEREST. THAT'S THEIR LIFE GOAL.

766
00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:15,020
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHAT'S NEXT?

767
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,420
THERE'S NOTHING. CHUCK IS MY EVEREST.

768
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:18,950
I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL TRAINING.

769
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,860
YEAH. IF I EVER LOSE MOTIVATION,

770
00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:22,560
I GO WATCH THE SCENE WITH YOU AND BRUCE LEE.

771
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,290
OH, YEAH. BRUCE LEE. "RETURN OF THE DRAGON."

772
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:25,590
THAT WAS -- HOW WAS THAT?

773
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,830
YEAH. YEAH.

774
00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:28,900
WELL, YOU KNOW, BRUCE AND I WERE GOOD FRIENDS,

775
00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:30,100
AND OUT OF THE BLUE, HE CALLS ME.

776
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:31,730
"I WANT TO DO A MOVIE WITH A FIGHT SCENE

777
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:34,000
EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER."

778
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,900
I HELD THE WORLD TITLE AT THAT PARTICULAR TIME,

779
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:38,070
AND I SAID, "BRUCE, WHO WINS?"

780
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,840
HE SAID, "I WIN."

781
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,110
I SAID, "I SEE, BRUCE.

782
00:32:41,110 --> 00:32:43,610
YOU WANT TO BEAT UP THE WORLD CHAMPION, HUH?"

783
00:32:43,610 --> 00:32:46,210
HE SAYS, "NO. I WANT TO KILL THE WORLD CHAMPION."

784
00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:49,750
OH, THAT'S GREAT.

785
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,420
NO, THIS IS AWESOME, BUT, UH...

786
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:52,390
YEAH, THIS IS COOL.

787
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,060
Heavy D: OUR FIRE-TRUCK-TO-TOW-TRUCK BUILD

788
00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:03,800
IS COMING ALONG PRETTY WELL. THIS THING'S GONNA BE A BEAST.

789
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,040
WHILE THE NEW TOW-TRUCK BED IS BEING BUILT OFF-SITE,

790
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,170
WE CAN GET TO INSTALLING THE TANDEM SUSPENSION

791
00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,870
ON THE BACK OF THIS TRUCK.

792
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,810
HERE IT COMES, STRAIGHT IN. HOLD IT.

793
00:33:13,810 --> 00:33:16,910
WE GOT THE FRAME CUT, "Z" CUT'S ALL READY TO GO.

794
00:33:16,910 --> 00:33:18,950
NOW IT'S TIME TO WELD IT TOGETHER.

795
00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:21,150
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN THAT I KNOW

796
00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:24,090
THAT IS UP TO THAT EXTREMELY DETAIL-ORIENTED TASK.

797
00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:25,520
I'LL DO IT.

798
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,720
THERE'S THE OTHER GUY THAT I KNOW.

799
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,820
OH.

800
00:33:28,830 --> 00:33:30,860
ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU READY TO PARTY?

801
00:33:30,860 --> 00:33:32,660
I'M ALWAYS READY TO PARTY.

802
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,600
WANT TO FOG FOR ME? WHAT AM I FOGGING UP?

803
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,300
MAN, SINCE I'M DOING A DUAL-SIDED WELD,

804
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:38,600
I WANT TO FOG THE BACKSIDE WITH SHIELD GAS

805
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,000
SO THAT THE BACK SIDE DOESN'T GET IN CONTACT WITH OXYGEN.

806
00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:44,240
ALL RIGHT. LET'S PREHEAT IT.

807
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,410
READY TO FOG?

808
00:33:45,410 --> 00:33:46,570
YEP.

809
00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:53,520
SINCE WE'RE WELDING TWO TRUCK FRAMES TOGETHER,

810
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,480
OBVIOUSLY, THIS WELD NEEDS TO BE SUPERSTRONG.

811
00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:57,350
SO WE'RE WELDING UPHILL,

812
00:33:57,350 --> 00:33:59,290
WHICH IS WAY DIFFERENT THAN WELDING DOWNHILL.

813
00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:01,390
THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE YOU'RE BASICALLY PUSHING

814
00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:02,790
A PUDDLE OF MOLTEN STEEL.

815
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,360
WELDING UPHILL IS MUCH STRONGER

816
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,300
BECAUSE IT PENETRATES THE METAL WITH A LOT MORE HEAT.

817
00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:15,170
I'LL SAY VERTICALLY UP'S A LOT HARDER THAN VERTICALLY DOWN

818
00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:17,440
BECAUSE YOU'RE FIGHTING GRAVITY. NO BUENO?

819
00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:24,050
NO COMPRENDE.

820
00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:25,750
YOU DON'T WANT TO COMPRENDE WHAT HE JUST SAID.

821
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,180
SO EVEN THOUGH THIS WELD WON'T BE

822
00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:30,320
THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE DANCE, SHE'S GONNA BE STRONG.

823
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,120
KIND OF LIKE THE MUSCLE.

824
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,360
¶¶

825
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,130
WE'RE ALMOST AT THE FINISH LINE WITH THE TRUCK NORRIS BUILD.

826
00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:41,030
WE'RE ADDING A FEW FINAL, CUSTOM TOUCHES

827
00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:43,400
TO REALLY MAKE THIS THING POP FOR CHUCK.

828
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,500
AND WE'RE ADDING NEW TIRES BECAUSE, WELL,

829
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,540
I LIKE TO DO BURNOUTS WITH THE OLD TIRES.

830
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:49,900
AND THEY WERE BALD.

831
00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:53,910
YOU THINK THIS IS THE SAME WAY CHUCK NORRIS PUTS ON A TIRE?

832
00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:56,440
GUARANTEED, IT'S NOT. HOW'S HE DO IT?

833
00:34:56,450 --> 00:34:58,850
HE JUST WALKS BY, AND THE TIRE GOES ON ITSELF.

834
00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:02,050
'KAY. THERE IT IS, MAN.

835
00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:04,020
SHE'S GOT NEW SHOES FOR THE DANCE.

836
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,520
YEP. FOR HER DANCE WITH CHUCK NORRIS.

837
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,060
TELL YOU WHAT LOOKS NICE --

838
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:10,060
THIS.

839
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,560
BUT DON'T LET RED BEARD SEE IT.

840
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,090
DID YOU SEE HOW HE SHOWED UP THE FIRST TIME?

841
00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:14,330
NO. I WASN'T HERE.

842
00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:15,400
¶ ALL RIGHT! ¶

843
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,570
¶¶

844
00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:19,300
HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE.

845
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,740
SO, IF HE SEES THIS,

846
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:22,940
HE'S GONNA DRESS LIKE THIS WHEN CHUCK COMES BACK.

847
00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,940
CAN YOU IMAGINE SEEING RED BEARD IN A COWBOY HAT?

848
00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:26,910
WOULD IT BE RED NORRIS...

849
00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:28,140
OR CHUCK BEARD?

850
00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,080
CHUCK BEARD.

851
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,780
WE SHOULD GO SHOW RED BEARD.

852
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:34,380
AH  YEAH.

853
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:36,720
CHUCK BEARD, HERE WE COME!

854
00:35:38,150 --> 00:35:42,620
COMING UP, SEE IF WE MAKE A BIG SPLASH WITH TRUCK NORRIS.

855
00:35:43,090 --> 00:35:46,390
AAAAAAAAAAH!

856
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,630
WHERE'S THE TRUCK?

857
00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:50,700
CHUCK NORRIS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TRUCK NORRIS.

858
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,630
WHOO-HOO!

859
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,970
LIKE THIS HERE? LIKE THAT?

860
00:35:53,970 --> 00:35:56,270
OH! HE'S OUT!

861
00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:00,340
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE? THIS THING SHOOTS A T-SHIRT

862
00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:01,740
400 YARDS.

863
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,050
SO IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHOOT A BURRITO DOWN MY THROAT.

864
00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:05,880
I'M JUST GETTING HUNGRY THINKING ABOUT IT.

865
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,780
3...2...1...

866
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:15,020
OH, MY.

867
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:16,690
GOT IT.

868
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,700
OHHH!

869
00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:24,070
DID I GET ANY IN MY MOUTH?

870
00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:25,300
RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR MAN BOOBS.

871
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,600
OKAY. 3...

872
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,340
2...

873
00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,970
1!

874
00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:32,610
OHHHH!

875
00:36:32,610 --> 00:36:34,040
AHH! OHH!

876
00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:36,210
OH, MY PEE-PEE HURTS.

877
00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:40,080
¶¶

878
00:36:44,390 --> 00:36:46,420
Heavy D: WHILE THE MECHANICS ARE BACK AT THE SHOP

879
00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:47,990
REINFORCING THE FRAME OF THE FIRE TRUCK

880
00:36:47,990 --> 00:36:49,720
WITH A NEW ROLLBACK TOW BED,

881
00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:51,560
WE'RE HEADING DOWN TO OUR LOCAL GAS STATION

882
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,090
TO REVEAL TRUCK NORRIS

883
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,530
TO THE MAN HIMSELF.

884
00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:05,370
WHAT'S UP, GUYS? YES!

885
00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,510
WELL, BOYS, TODAY'S THE DAY.

886
00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:09,310
I'M EXCITED TO SEE IT.

887
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,280
WE ONLY HAD THREE DAYS TO GET THIS BUILD DONE,

888
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,980
BUT, HONESTLY, I'M PRETTY HAPPY WITH HOW IT TURNED OUT.

889
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:17,050
BUT WHAT IF CHUCK DOESN'T LIKE THE TRUCK?

890
00:37:17,050 --> 00:37:20,360
IF CHUCK DOESN'T LIKE THE TRUCK, YOU GET HUCKED IN THE MUCK,

891
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,890
AND THAT WOULD SUCK.

892
00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:23,890
OH

893
00:37:23,890 --> 00:37:25,090
WHERE'S THE TRUCK?

894
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,900
THIS IS J.J. McQUADE FOR T.O.

895
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,630
SADDLE UP. TEXAS RANGER READY TO RIDE. OVER.

896
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,570
CHUCK NORRIS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TRUCK NORRIS.

897
00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:39,670
HA HA!

898
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,310
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

899
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,020
YAHOO!

900
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:50,450
OH, MAN! OH, YEAH!

901
00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:52,220
MAN.

902
00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:57,390
WHOO-HOO!

903
00:37:57,390 --> 00:37:58,490
YEAH!

904
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,700
AH!

905
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,800
WOW. HOO!

906
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,870
HOW WE DOING, CHUCK?

907
00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:06,600
YOU OUTDID YOURSELF. YEAH? WE FEELING GOOD?

908
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,940
MAN, YEAH! GOOD.

909
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:09,000
WOW. MAN.

910
00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:10,140
THINK HE LIKES IT? YEAH! HE LOVES IT!

911
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,910
I CAN NEVER TELL.

912
00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:14,240
HE HASN'T ROUNDHOUSE-KICKED IT YET.

913
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,680
I MEAN, CHUCK, REALLY, THIS WAS A REALLY FUN PROJECT.

914
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,310
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

915
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,420
HEY.

916
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,650
YOU GUYS PULLED IT OFF!

917
00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:29,160
THE COMMERCIAL'S GONNA BE GREAT. IT IS GONNA BE GREAT.

918
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,190
CHUCK, YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THAT TEXAS FLAIR, RIGHT?

919
00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:33,490
WHAT'S MORE TEXAS THAN AMERICA? EXACTLY.

920
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,500
Heavy D: WE STARTED WITH MY TRUCK, ZEUS,

921
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:39,300
A CUSTOMIZED 2012 CHEVY SILVERADO DURAMAX.

922
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,640
TO MAKE THIS TRUCK SCREAM "AMERICA"

923
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,810
AND STAND OUT IN CHUCK'S COMMERCIAL,

924
00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:49,340
ZEUS GOT A BRAND-NEW RED, WHITE, AND BLUE VINYL WRAP.

925
00:38:49,350 --> 00:38:52,310
TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE BURNOUTS I'D DONE ON MY OLD TIRES,

926
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,680
WE ADDED BRAND-NEW 40-INCH RUBBERS.

927
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,280
WE COMPLETED THIS TRANSFORMATION

928
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:57,520
WITH SOME BIG METAL PLATES

929
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,350
CUT OUT ON THE BED CAGE,

930
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,120
A SHERIFF'S BADGE THAT SAYS, "TRUCK NORRIS,"

931
00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:05,360
AND, FINALLY, CUSTOM EMBROIDERY ON THE HEADRESTS.

932
00:39:08,630 --> 00:39:11,570
EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ANY MONEY ON THIS BUILD,

933
00:39:11,570 --> 00:39:14,640
WE CAN ADD CHUCK NORRIS TO OUR LIST OF CLIENTS.

934
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,970
YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT GONNA BE COMPLAINING?

935
00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:18,270
RED BEARD. EXACTLY.

936
00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:19,970
WELL, CHUCK, I THINK ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO IS

937
00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:21,810
GET IN THIS THING AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

938
00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:23,280
OKAY. I'M READY.

939
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,480
LET'S DO IT.

940
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,950
HERE WE GO. TRUCK NORRIS. ALL RIGHT.

941
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:30,720
¶¶

942
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,130
WELL...

943
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:47,740
Muscle: IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU SEE TRUCK NORRIS

944
00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:48,800
AND CHUCK NORRIS.

945
00:39:48,810 --> 00:39:50,340
HERE'S THE TEXAS RANGERS.

946
00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:52,410
I KNEW HE COULD KICK ASS, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DRIVE LIKE THAT.

947
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:54,280
HOW'D SHE DRIVE?

948
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,980
I LOVED IT, MAN! OH, GOOD.

949
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,080
I TELL YOU GUYS, I --

950
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,050
AGAIN, I GOT TO THANK YOU GUYS AGAIN.

951
00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:00,720
THANK YOU. IT WAS AN HONOR, BUDDY.

952
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,580
MAN, MY PLEASURE.

953
00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:03,890
MONSTER, YOU'RE GREAT.

954
00:40:03,890 --> 00:40:05,790
HEY, UH, INSTEAD OF A HUG, THERE'S --

955
00:40:05,790 --> 00:40:06,990
CAN I GET, UH --

956
00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:10,160
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR IF YOU WOULD JUST CHOKE ME OUT,

957
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,360
LIKE, BLACKED OUT.

958
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,690
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.

959
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,760
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS HERE? YOU MEAN LIKE THAT?

960
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,530
OH! HE'S OUT!

961
00:40:17,530 --> 00:40:18,670
OHH.

962
00:40:18,670 --> 00:40:21,540
TAP! TAP IN! TAP IN! YOU ALL RIGHT, THERE?

963
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:23,570
YOU JUST GOT CHOKED OUT! WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING?

964
00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:24,640
WHOA. THANK YOU!

965
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,080
THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

966
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,940
I -- YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE.

967
00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:30,180
THAT WAS -- MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

968
00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:33,180
YOU'RE CRAZY! OKAY. WHATEVER.

969
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,120
THAT'S IT?

970
00:40:39,990 --> 00:40:42,720
Heavy D: WHERE DID CHUCK GO?

971
00:40:42,730 --> 00:40:44,460
HE WENT WHERE LEGENDS GO.

972
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,860
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "FIELD OF DREAMS"?

973
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,000
I THOUGHT HE HAD A COMMERCIAL TO DO.

974
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,200
I THINK HE DID IT.

975
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,700
WE PROBABLY JUST WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

976
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,440
WATCH THE BODY.

977
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,970
Heavy D: TERRIFYING. EVERY TIME HE GETS

978
00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:58,810
A LITTLE BIT OF SPEED ON THAT, WE'RE GONNA HIT THE TIRES.

979
00:40:58,810 --> 00:41:00,510
HOLD UP! OH!

980
00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:01,910
ONE OF THE MAIN FEATURES OF THIS BUILD

981
00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:04,480
IS TO SHUT THE HATERS UP A LITTLE BIT.

982
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,810
WHAT THE HECK?

983
00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,320
YEAH!

984
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,720
I JUST WANT TO GET THIS DAMN THING DOWN

985
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:10,920
BEFORE IT KILLS SOMEONE.

986
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,390
WHOA!

987
00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:14,020
OH, MY GOODNESS!

988
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,190
AND LATER THIS SEASON,

989
00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:16,790
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WE'RE GIVING AWAY.

990
00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:18,160
NO, DON'T SAY THAT.

991
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,390
YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE MY FIRST TRUE LOVE.

992
00:41:22,830 --> 00:41:25,770
YEAH! HA HA HA HA!

993
00:41:25,770 --> 00:41:28,000
HOO HOO HOO HOO!

994
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,240
AH

995
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,810
AND NOW...WE'RE GIVING IT AWAY.

995
00:41:32,305 --> 00:42:32,660
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