1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:02,860 From a hilarious law professor in Community, 2 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:04,660 to a sinister chef in The Bear , 3 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:06,560 Joel McHale's television characters 4 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,260 span the emotional spectrum. 5 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:09,760 Do you know how to drive? 6 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,090 I don't have a license. 7 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:12,960 But Jonathan has one and we're twins-- 8 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,190 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 9 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,660 You guys are twins? 10 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:17,760 And while Joel himself, 11 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,060 - Can Joel McHale be serious? - No. 12 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:22,460 claims he's all jokes, all the time. 13 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:23,590 What we're about to see. 14 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,390 - Do you have the keys or? - Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. 15 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,860 If we can't get just a little bit of emotion 16 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,660 - from this comedian, - I feel like it rolls. 17 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:30,630 Wow. 18 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,390 When he shows some love to Blanca, 19 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,560 the woman who's been caring 20 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,360 for his family for over 20 years. 21 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,790 She's a 71-year-old woman, living alone, 22 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,560 and it doesn't work for her, with her back issues. 23 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,590 She is family. 24 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,160 She became like, our Los Angeles grandma, 25 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,190 so it was like, a blessing from God. 26 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,990 There's an outdoor window 27 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,390 - here in the bathroom. - Okay, wow. 28 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,660 What if the whole ceiling comes down? 29 00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:55,000 That's fine, right? You'll fix it. 30 00:00:57,460 --> 00:01:00,490 Man, I am very good at construction. 31 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,990 - Thank you. Thank you. - Love you, Blanca. 32 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,560 Don't tell anyone. I did get emotional. 33 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:15,074 34 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,160 Wow. Do you know how to drive? 35 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,360 I don't have a license, but Jonathan has one. 36 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,660 And we're twins. I think through osmosis or something-- 37 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:30,160 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 38 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,200 You guys are twins? 39 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,460 I have a question, though. 40 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,290 - Yes. - This is where I start crying, right? 41 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:36,960 - Maybe. - Hopefully. 42 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,360 Can Joel McHale be serious? 43 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,560 - No. - No? 44 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,860 Uh, I can be, 45 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:43,390 with enough sedation. 46 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,560 You're obviously, funny dude. 47 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,560 Well, I really had no choice. 48 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,990 Terrible student. But I liked people looking at me. 49 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,400 And just like, "Hi, ma'am." 50 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,090 Have you actually worked in construction? 51 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:57,760 Thank you for asking. Yes, I have. 52 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,160 - Have you ever? - Really? 53 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,660 So, I don't know if you guys have seen 54 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:01,690 the sphere in Las Vegas. 55 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,590 - Mmm-hmm. - I built that okay? 56 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,990 Is that... Do you want to do that? 57 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,360 For Blanca in her place? 58 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,000 I wanna do something more complicated. 59 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,860 Blanca, basically was the only person 60 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:12,890 that popped into my brain for this. 61 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:16,960 She is like, our Los Angeles grandmother. 62 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,560 We've been here in LA for 24 years, 63 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,960 and she's been a part of it for 21. 64 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:22,860 Oh, wow. 65 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:24,460 We hired her as our housekeeper, 66 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:27,660 when Sarah was pregnant with our first kid, Eddie. 67 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:30,990 Nathalie, her daughter, was 13 at the time. 68 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,160 And you so... Kind of grew up with 69 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,160 - Nathalie as well, then. - Yep. 70 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,360 Uh... We went to her plays in high school, 71 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,430 her graduation. 72 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:42,390 Yeah, we... It's like the daughter we didn't have. 73 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,660 - Mmm. - They're in El Salvador, right now. 74 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:46,260 She doesn't know anything. 75 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:48,260 - Okay. - So this could be seen as a home invasion, 76 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:50,660 which is fine. 77 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:54,160 Blanca has no idea that this is happening. 78 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,960 And her daughter, Nathalie does 79 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,460 because again, it would be weird 80 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:58,660 if we just showed up with hammers 81 00:02:58,660 --> 00:02:59,860 and started swinging away. 82 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:01,190 How long do we have 83 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,090 while they're away in El Salvador? 84 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,860 Like, I think it's a month, but it might be, 85 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:06,690 this evening. 86 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,990 All right. 87 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,260 All right, here it is. Stop the car. 88 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:11,660 At least, we don't have to like, sneak, 89 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,100 because they're in El Salvador. 90 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,160 - You good? - All right, that's cool. 91 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,390 So, do you have the keys or? 92 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,900 Oh no, no, no, no, no. 93 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,860 Wait. I feel like it rolls. 94 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:24,460 It's gonna be fine, there and all set... 95 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:25,660 Wow. Shoot. 96 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,060 Okay. All right. 97 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:29,260 Well, great. Now I'm stuck here. 98 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:31,260 There you go. 99 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:32,790 "What makes Blanca special?" 100 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,390 Well, she's tolerated me for 20 years. 101 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,690 She tolerates me because my wife and my two sons 102 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,760 are way better and easier to deal with. 103 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:44,260 So, yeah, she became like our Los Angeles grandma. 104 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:47,360 We were here with no family, 105 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:51,060 and so it was like a blessing from God. 106 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,690 She is family, definitely family. 107 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:54,990 Blanca is fully family. 108 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,760 And Nathalie is the daughter that, 109 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,690 you know, my wife always wanted. 110 00:03:58,700 --> 00:03:59,660 My mom. 111 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:02,090 She is a very, 112 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:05,460 strong, tough, hard working woman. 113 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:08,490 She also continued to work 114 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,590 in order to, like, not just raise me on her own, 115 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,090 but like help her family in El Salvador. 116 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,560 I feel like I learned a lot from her 117 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,360 in terms of like giving back, 118 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,460 and the importance of being there for your family. 119 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,260 And also working hard myself and realizing, 120 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:25,390 like how far that can get you. 121 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,260 Blanca's been retired for a few years. 122 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,860 Her back got really bad. 123 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:31,360 She had two days of back surgery, 124 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,090 like a full day of back surgery 125 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:35,060 and then back to more back surgery, 126 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,990 and at 71, she still needs 127 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,660 you know, a few things here and there 128 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:39,890 to make it easier for her to live. 129 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:44,460 When I got the call from Joel that he wanted to do this 130 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,490 for my mom, my jaw dropped. 131 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,090 I feel like she's definitely, 132 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,660 she's gonna be surprised, 133 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:52,200 and I think it's just gonna hit her all at once. 134 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,860 Oh boy, whose door is it? 135 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:56,990 All right, guys. 136 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,860 And now, my finest joke. 137 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,990 Joel can be serious, 138 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,500 but he always has to sprinkle in humor. 139 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,260 Hello. 140 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:11,090 It's almost as if being too serious, 141 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,260 is too uncomfortable, 142 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:14,260 like he kinda has to make it light. 143 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:17,260 All right, so this is Blanca's place. 144 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,990 Obviously, this looks pretty good. 145 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,290 Uh, the floor looks pretty good. 146 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,460 It's a very tidy house. 147 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:25,900 She remodeled the kitchen a few years ago. 148 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,460 What Blanca needs, 149 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,460 is she's a 71-year-old woman, living alone, 150 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,760 and she's had a lot of back stuff, 151 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,160 a lot of back surgery. 152 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,160 And let's... Not yet. 153 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,090 And uh, so she's going to need, 154 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,060 uh, I think her bathroom doesn't work for her 155 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,160 the way it is, and now you can see, 156 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,400 and she needs more storage. 157 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:46,060 Why don't you step in there. 158 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:49,090 - Life got so much better. - And let's see it's... 159 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,600 now we can keep... Oh, my God. 160 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:52,660 So here we are. 161 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:55,290 This is her bathroom, obviously, 162 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:57,090 and it doesn't work. 163 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,990 For her with her back issues. 164 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,460 Oh, she also has a chair in the shower. 165 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,760 - So I guess, yeah. - Yeah. 166 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,460 So this space, too small. 167 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,660 And I feel like this could look a lot better. 168 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,490 I want to do a thing where, 169 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:11,190 like we get more storage, we bash down that wall. 170 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,290 This is also very strange. 171 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,490 There's an outdoor window 172 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,090 - here in the bathroom, - Okay, wow. 173 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,560 It was up. 174 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,260 She has a window, as we all saw, 175 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:20,590 a window in her bathroom, 176 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,990 an outside window looking into the hallway, 177 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,760 which means, somehow that window 178 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,060 was looking onto the land 179 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,560 at some point probably, looking outside. Maybe? 180 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,660 There's no planet Earth where a window would stay 181 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:33,860 from this little entry area to the bathroom. 182 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,960 Look, you guys are the experts. 183 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,400 "Experts" who are all wearing makeup and free clothes. 184 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,090 I buy my own clothes. 185 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,460 - Hey. - Hey. Ow. 186 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:43,260 - I can feel it. - What did I... What did I do? 187 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:44,660 Which one of you hit me? 188 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:46,790 The thing about these guys, 189 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,990 total . 190 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,260 Uh, they're way too nice. 191 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:50,660 I still don't know which one is which. 192 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:51,590 But they're really nice. 193 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,460 This is weird. Whoa. 194 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:54,560 No, that's weird. 195 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,660 This is weird. 196 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:56,690 This is very weird. 197 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,590 - But even all joking aside, - Oh boy, here we go. 198 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,460 If this is somewhere where, she wants it to be safe 199 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,260 for aging in places, she's 71. 200 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:06,390 This bathroom could be made a lot safer. 201 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,260 When you have a tight space like this, 202 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:10,060 you're more likely to have accidents. 203 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,160 - The one thing I'm noticing - Yeah. 204 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,660 is like, that's terrible storage. 205 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,560 She needs more drawer space than that. 206 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,290 So we could do it and also countertop space. 207 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,560 Right now, she's storing things on top of the toilet. 208 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,460 - Yeah. - What do we need to do, 209 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,160 - in the bedroom? - Well, first, I'd like to get 210 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,190 touched up for makeup, and then I can show you. 211 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,390 - Okay. - Watch this, guys. 212 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,360 They'll watch. 213 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,760 - Never gets old. - It works every time, 214 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,760 And the bathroom and the bedroom 215 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:34,990 have not been updated. 216 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,060 Hey. 217 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:39,460 Why not spice it up a bit and make it a hotel room 218 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,160 and make it nice so that she deserves it? 219 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,390 Let's start with the carpet, which you know 220 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,860 is not as nice as the floor, 221 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:46,390 so I think that can be changed. 222 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,960 Is it different in the closet? 223 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,860 No, that was the original. You can see the wear and tear, 224 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:50,990 Oh, right. All right. 225 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,390 And obviously there needs to be more storage space. 226 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,660 Wait, what is it? Hold on one sec here. 227 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:55,990 What is this? 228 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,090 The wall is right there, like a post. 229 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,660 Oh, there's like a secret hidden shelf back here. 230 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:01,590 Do you think it's one of those 231 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,290 CIA prisons, that I've read about? 232 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,060 Possibly. Could be. 233 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:07,190 So this is just open air? 234 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,160 Yeah. 235 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,860 It's just shelves, but there's nothing there. 236 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,360 There's nothing. So you know this actually 237 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,560 could work out to our benefit, because if we need more space 238 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,490 in the bathroom, we could actually create 239 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:16,630 a linen closet there 240 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,560 and then steal the other linen closet for the bathroom. 241 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,760 Actually, I like that. 242 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,460 - Okay. - That works in our favor. 243 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,660 And then I'd like to point out, 244 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,090 as you can see, there was a window there. 245 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,990 I don't know why they... They covered it. 246 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,360 Oh, I know why they did it, you look at the headboard, 247 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,990 so they didn't have a good wall to put the bed on. 248 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,800 But they didn't do it properly. So it looks like, 249 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,660 there's a quick patch job. 250 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:38,360 Yeah. And there's a just a slight smell of mold. 251 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,390 Okay. It does smell a little musty in here. 252 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,090 Where there's a musty smell, 253 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,560 there's usually a moisture issue, 254 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,490 and I'm willing to bet that, that window 255 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:46,990 that they covered up with drywall 256 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,060 has something to do with it. 257 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,090 Do you think she would want a larger bed? 258 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,360 Who doesn't want a larger bed? 259 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,460 Whoever goes, "Can't wait to get into that small bed." 260 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:54,660 I mean, she could fit a king in here, 261 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,990 but I think if we did a queen and had proper... 262 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:57,990 - Table on sides. - Spacing? 263 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,160 - I know you guys-- - Where the hell did you go? 264 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,360 So I love the idea of having as much light as possible. 265 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,060 However, that window literally looks 266 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,860 directly at the neighboring building, 267 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:09,360 so there's water getting in, 268 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,160 and so there's staining and everything inside. 269 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,990 So I would say, finish the drywall in here 270 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,560 - and just make it go away. - Okay. 271 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:19,360 So what we want, a new bathroom, more storage. 272 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,960 Kind of redo this bedroom. 273 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,660 Want it to look like a hotel room. 274 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,860 Okay? Like a nice hotel room. 275 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:27,160 Not like a motel from a house of 1000 corpses, okay? 276 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,760 Like a nice hotel room. 277 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,660 - This actually feels-- - Do you like this? 278 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:32,460 I don't... But it depends on-- 279 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:34,260 So, I can just rip this down right now? 280 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:37,560 I mean, we could... Or we could do it on demo day. 281 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:40,190 So that we have time to safely remove all of this stuff. 282 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,790 Or I could just rip it down, right now. 283 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,260 I don't think that's a good idea. 284 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,490 Is that a challenge? 285 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,760 I think it is. 286 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,660 What if the whole ceiling comes down? 287 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:50,730 That's fine, right? You'll fix it. 288 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,860 Blanca, I hope you're okay with this. 289 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:59,260 You know what? 290 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:00,890 - I kind of like this fan. - You're gonna leave one? 291 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,760 - You like the way it is? - Yeah, I like it. 292 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,260 Look, I didn't know what to expect. 293 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:07,960 I just knew that I can't tell the difference between them. 294 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,290 Hopefully, you can get it done. 295 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,460 If not, I'm gonna sue. 296 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,360 Because she's my family. 297 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,660 - Dear God. - This could get very bad. 298 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,760 What a terrible idea this was. 299 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,160 Don't hurt yourself. 300 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,860 Yeah, that should fix it. 301 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:24,160 I say we get you out of here 302 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,560 until we're ready for construction. 303 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,060 We'll come back when we're ready for demo. 304 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,760 We'll come back, but I think we get the gist. 305 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,160 And I know you want me to cry. 306 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,360 But that costs extra. 307 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,360 I'm gonna take the cat, and protect it as well. 308 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,790 How many celebrities cry on this? 309 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,860 Does everybody cry? Except for me? 310 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,360 Wow. 311 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,860 Oh, jeez. 312 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,560 313 312 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,690 Look at this. 314 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,260 What did you do with all the furniture? 315 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:53,500 First, I want to double check. If you have a reflection, 316 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,960 - Oh. - You do. Okay, good. 317 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,260 - Secondly-- - Oh my gosh. Look. 318 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:58,860 I do look great. All right. 319 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,360 I mean, come on, 320 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,360 I look fantastic. 321 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,860 Where do you find so many T-shirts 322 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:08,060 that all come in a kid's 10 and under section? 323 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,860 I go baby gap for all my T shirts. 324 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:11,160 Are you trying to make fun 325 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,360 of two guys with well-formed pectorals? 326 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,260 Well, I feel like he's got you beat. 327 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,460 Can you... Can you do that thing? 328 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,160 What is this weird? 329 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,360 I don't even have that. 330 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,560 It's fine. Get back to work. 331 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,060 Oh, God. 332 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:27,800 There you go. 333 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:29,560 I keep missing. 334 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,860 Okay, I'm done there. 335 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,760 I'm gonna take this. 336 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,960 You're making a lot of racket. 337 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,160 All right, I'm gonna give you a little more room. 338 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,900 Oh. Well, this really opens it up. 339 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,760 This is actually a pretty nice showerhead. 340 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,760 Don't rip that out. 341 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,000 Oh, now you're making the rules, huh? 342 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:55,990 There you go. Thanks. 343 00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,890 Okay. 344 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,090 Just grab and we can hold from back under here 345 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,890 and under the rim here and just lift it up. 346 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,760 Well, don't tell me what to do. 347 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,990 I'm the guest on this show. 348 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,590 Yeah. You saw how Drew behaves when his brother's not there. 349 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,060 Keep it level. Keep it level. 350 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:12,990 You keep it level. 351 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,490 I don't do this for a living. 352 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,990 I think we know what kind of a monster he really is. 353 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,990 Deep down. 354 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,960 Here we go. 355 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,160 This came off really easily. 356 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,590 That's this whole building is like this. 357 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,990 This is so great that we can help 358 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,890 a good friend of mine, who's very important to me. 359 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,930 By destroying her home. 360 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,760 Nathalie and this entire family, 361 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,200 really mean a lot to me. 362 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,630 Yeah. 363 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,990 Thank you for being in our lives, 364 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,560 Blanca and Nathalie. 365 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,690 - I really love you. - Are you-- 366 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,160 Are you... Is this like, demo therapy for you? 367 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,360 What? What do you mean? 368 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,990 It feels like you got a lot of aggression off your chest. 369 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,090 Oh. This isn't anything of my real aggression. 370 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,090 - Can I hold that for one second? - What? 371 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,160 You are no longer allowed any tools. 372 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,560 Hah! 373 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:09,060 I have this rule, when you're handling something delicate. 374 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,460 He took my hammer. 375 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:11,890 Don't call Joel. 376 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,690 Can you grab a reciprocating saw? 377 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,460 Yeah, I think there's one right out there. 378 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,360 Great. 379 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,760 - Okay. - Oh, I'll get it. Hold on. 380 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,600 I bet it'll work. 381 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,060 You ever been in a movie? 382 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,690 - I have, actually. - What movie? 383 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,760 I did-- 384 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,860 I really wanna hear about this. 385 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:37,060 I love that he's having fun 386 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:37,960 and he makes us laugh. 387 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,190 However, we do have to be careful 388 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,190 and we have to be cautious at times. 389 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,300 So, focus. 390 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,760 Got it. 391 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,360 - Argh. - Look at that daylight. 392 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,460 Look at that. 393 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:53,260 All this drywall in the middle. 394 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,790 This was not done properly. 395 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,560 You guys should really have your own show. 396 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,160 This is the most comically large chunk of shrapnel that 397 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,300 - you have in your mustache. - I like it. 398 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,560 All right. You're safe. 399 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,460 You gotta protect the beard. 400 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,330 - Thank you. - I feel you. 401 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,990 Don't you just catch soup and crumbs? 402 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,960 - Said a guy without a beard. - Yeah. 403 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,290 Look, when you have jaws that are this strong 404 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,360 and then you kind of layer it over 405 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,490 - with like a shag carpet. - Hmm. 406 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,290 - It's pretty awesome. - It's distinguishing. 407 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,960 We literally have the same face. 408 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,100 - Hmm. - I would beg to differ. 409 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,260 Nice! 410 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,330 Pulling that back. 411 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:32,560 It looked like we were unsealing a time capsule. 412 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,990 There was some leakage. There was some... 413 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,260 What do you call it, wet rot? 414 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:38,360 There was rot because of water getting in. 415 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,160 - Great. - Let's clear up the carpet 416 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,590 and get rid of this thing. 417 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,760 Go. 418 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,990 This is where I breathe in deeply, right? 419 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,960 Yeah. 420 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,060 Yes, that carpet's original. 421 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,860 You could load that into a missile 422 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:51,560 and be considered a chemical weapon. 423 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,590 All right. 424 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,460 Sorry. 425 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,660 This is great. 426 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,590 Clearly, we've made progress. 427 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,690 We destroyed her home. 428 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:00,890 I kind of feel we need to have you 429 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,200 on our wrecking crew more often. 430 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,890 Knowing that Blanca's gonna get 431 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,060 basically a whole new house out of it. 432 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,160 It is been extremely cool 433 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,360 and fun and satisfying 434 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,760 on a level that is unnatural to this planet. 435 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,960 Blanca. This for you. 436 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,560 You threw a lot of stuff at us when we did the walk through. 437 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,760 Were you a little overwhelmed? 438 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,190 So now, just to point out. 439 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,890 If they are away for a month, it means we now only have... 440 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,860 a month less a day to get this job done. 441 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,090 That's not my problem. 442 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,290 That's your problem. 443 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,860 You better get it done. 444 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,460 We saw this linen closet. 445 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,790 She needs some storage space. 446 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,760 So I think... Where are you gonna find that? 447 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,660 Well, this is this weird cubby that's not even usable. 448 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:56,060 We could close this off. 449 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:58,390 - Mmm, 'kay. - Across here. Put the linen closet there. 450 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,460 - Then here... - Make more space? 451 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,960 Yeah, and we move the toilet to over here, 452 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,460 the door to somewhere here in the middle, 453 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,260 the shower on this left side over here. 454 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,160 So the whole thing is a shower. That's great. 455 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,360 All right, so you know that she's got back problems. 456 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,460 She's had crazy back surgery. 457 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,960 For her bed, what are you thinking? 458 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,460 We could put in an adjustable bed base. 459 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,590 - Do you sleep in an adjustable bed? - I do. 460 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,160 If you have a bad back when you're reading 461 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,160 and you have that, it helps a lot with your back and neck. 462 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,990 - Very exciting. - So flooring. 463 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,460 Flooring for the bedroom. Yeah. 464 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,360 What do you want to do? 465 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,390 How do you want to make it luxe? 466 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,090 Her existing flooring is somewhere 467 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,590 between these two colors here. 468 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,560 So my goal would be to get it as similar as possible, 469 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,190 - but do a different pattern. - Smart. Okay. 470 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,090 Maybe we do like herringbone in the bedroom. 471 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,290 Something just to make it feel... 472 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,460 - Great. - ...not too matchy-matchy. 473 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,390 And then really, the last thing 474 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,360 is going to be the bathroom. 475 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,060 Make sure she has tons of storage. 476 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:47,930 Tons of storage. 477 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:50,260 Would she want to do a tub? 478 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,360 For older people to step over, it could be a trip hazard. 479 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,190 So just yeah, just a shower, I think. 480 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,460 But obviously it's got to be a good size for somebody 481 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,160 who's 71, has back issues. 482 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,560 So, yeah. You gotta... 483 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,390 You've got to make it accommodating for her. 484 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,090 Well, the process for me, 485 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,260 where we're looking at architectural plans 486 00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,090 is me nodding a lot, 487 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,660 chewing the end of a pen going "Sounds good." 488 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,290 This is good tile here. 489 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,330 That looks like pretty good. 490 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,760 I have no idea what... This is for the fixtures? 491 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,290 I just agreed with Drew 492 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,260 because he knows what he's talking about. 493 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,460 This seems like the right amount of paint 494 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:23,590 ...samples. 495 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,460 and we should definitely use all these colors. 496 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,260 Whatever. Whichever one, 497 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,990 you know, he had a lot of good suggestions 498 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,160 that I had never thought of. 499 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,360 Since you have done this, for the last 35 years. 500 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:37,260 I'm gonna trust you to pick out some nice stuff. 501 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,560 To give Joel, the chic boutique hotel vibes 502 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,760 that he wants for Blanca. 503 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,160 And to help ease some of her mobility issues, 504 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,990 we'll start by eliminating the linen closet in the hall, 505 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,260 giving us the extra room 506 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:49,760 she'll need to create a much more spacious bathroom. 507 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,460 The new vanity will be much larger, with more storage, 508 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:53,990 and a porcelain slab shower 509 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,790 where that interior window used to be, 510 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,990 will be a larger, much easier space 511 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,290 for Blanca to step into. 512 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,460 To make up for the storage we lost in the hall, 513 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,890 we'll create a new linen closet. 514 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,890 By relocating some of that dead space 515 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:05,960 in the bedroom closet. 516 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,560 In the bedroom, we'll spoil Blanca 517 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,090 with a dramatic blow up. 518 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,490 New mid-toned oak laid in a sophisticated 519 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,460 herringbone pattern, will pair beautifully 520 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,260 with the existing hardwood in the hallway. 521 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,790 Her new closet will feature state of the art pull downs, 522 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,390 and we'll make accessible storage, a breeze, 523 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,960 and we'll add even more storage 524 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,990 with a new built in that marries functionality 525 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,160 with clean lines and custom details 526 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,800 like specialty hardwood doors. 527 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,560 On the opposite wall, 528 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,190 we'll remove that covered window 529 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,860 and we'll clean up any water damage 530 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,460 or mold issues so Blanca can rest comfortably 531 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,860 in a luxurious new adjustable bed, 532 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,760 that will help ease her back issues 533 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,160 at the push of a button. 534 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,460 While she watches her new big screen TV, 535 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,960 that will be hidden in plain sight. 536 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,090 So, you feel good? 537 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:48,990 No. 538 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,890 Good enough? 539 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,190 I'm full of anxiety that you're gonna screw this up. 540 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,860 All right, fine. Fine. 541 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:57,360 Okay, I still don't know which one you are, so. 542 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,460 Yeah, I feel terrible about that. 543 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,790 Oh, no, no, no. I can't tell them apart. 544 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,090 You guys can't tell them apart, either. 545 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,290 I see that every time you're like, 546 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,590 "Drejon?" 547 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,600 "Jonandrew." Hmm. 548 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,460 It's like working with a very large, 549 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,490 hairy child. 550 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,300 That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. 551 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:24,300 Straight up. 552 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,760 One more. Get that empty spot. 553 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,360 Here, I'll show you another trick. 554 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,260 I love teaching. You don't need two hands. 555 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,090 I've been doing this for hours. 556 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,860 I've been at this for days. 557 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:36,590 You show up when the cameras show up. 558 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,360 Clean this up on the bottom a little bit 559 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,760 - and I'll stick it to-- - Maybe you could stop yelling at me. 560 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,260 - Sort of. - Is this too much? 561 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,260 Well, you're kind of flattening it out still so... 562 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,560 This is like when a parent is teaching a kid 563 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,460 to do a skill and you're like, 564 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,160 "Really good job. Can I just have this? 565 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,790 I just want to check something. 566 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,590 - You're amazing." - Thank you, Dad. 567 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,060 - Let me just do a little-- - I did better than anybody, right? 568 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:59,090 You're the best. I've never seen it done so well. 569 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,960 Oh, that. Oh, I see. I was being very delicate. 570 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,300 Your last name is Property Brother? 571 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,660 - Right? - It's Scott. 572 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,590 Everybody I have two first names. 573 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,960 - Your last name is Scott? - Yeah. 574 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,190 And your first name is Scott? 575 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,660 And you're Scottish? 576 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,890 - Is that too on the nose? - A lot of hat on a hat there. 577 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,400 Yeah, I've gotten to know him a little bit. 578 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,100 The tall one. 579 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,090 This space is... 580 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,460 it feels a ton bigger than it did. 581 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,860 Even without the window here. 582 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,760 Thank God that window's not here anymore. 583 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,890 So that stone behind you 584 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,860 will be on the side walls as well. 585 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,390 And then we have this gorgeous tile over here. 586 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,290 I like that there's... 587 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,760 It's not just a light light room. 588 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,090 We actually have some darker tones that are giving us some personality. 589 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,290 But it does feel massive. 590 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,160 - Taking that little closet space... - Yeah. 591 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,460 ...expanded this beautifully. 592 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,560 I'm gonna get more tiles if you want to keep working your way up. 593 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,000 I'm good. I'm fine. 594 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,790 It's, yeah, it's gonna look like a million bucks. 595 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,560 It's gonna look like a hotel. 596 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,260 It makes me hate my own home. 597 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,490 Yeah, I'm absolutely gonna screw this up. 598 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,960 The carpet that was in this bedroom 599 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,660 was in really rough shape, so we wanted to get it out. 600 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:09,830 Get the pad out. 601 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:12,190 Put in something elegant, but because we couldn't get 602 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,290 a perfect match to the hallway, 603 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,390 we wanted something that was gonna complement that. 604 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,390 The tone of this wood 605 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,260 and the herringbone pattern makes it special. 606 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:21,090 I love a herringbone pattern and I'm not kidding. 607 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,560 And I'm always sarcastic, but I'm not kidding. 608 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,590 I love a herringbone pattern. 609 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,190 I'd like a herringbone necklace. 610 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,660 I didn't make the herringbone decision. 611 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,400 No, I wanted to put in a ball room. 612 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,260 Where you just dive into your bedroom 613 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,660 and it's just like three feet deep 614 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,160 with plastic balls. 615 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,660 Just moving this glue around. 616 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:39,290 Joel! 617 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,490 - Hello. - Oh, hi, Nathalie. 618 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,990 - Oh, Nathalie. - Oh, my God. 619 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,060 The Nathalie? 620 00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:46,560 It's the Nathalie, everybody. Let's hear it! 621 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,160 - Hello. - Hello. 622 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,160 My heart stopped for a second there. 623 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,490 I didn't want to blow the surprise here. 624 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,500 But it turns out Nathalie had to come back a little early. 625 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,960 Nathalie, welcome. 626 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,260 - Thank you. - Welcome to your mom's home. 627 00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:00,590 She's been our secret inside source from the get go. 628 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,460 Her mom's still away for two weeks. 629 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:04,660 Have you met our best laborer? 630 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,490 - Nice to meet you. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 631 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,260 - Hey, there's two of them. - Hi! 632 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:10,760 - What's happening? - Hello. 633 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,860 - Oh, my gosh. - Nathalie, what do you think? 634 00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:15,890 It's crazy how different it looks in here. 635 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:18,890 - Honestly. - What does it mean to you 636 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,960 that Joel would do something like this for your mom? 637 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,390 - I'm not surprised that he would. - Oh, that's... 638 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,460 Um, he's always treated 639 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:30,760 - my mom and I as family so... - All right. Enough of this. 640 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,860 Let's do some more gluing. 641 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:34,990 I'm not surprised at all that he did it. 642 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,860 I grew up as an only child. 643 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,960 My mom raised me on her own. 644 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,360 So in terms of father figures, 645 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:44,590 Joel was the first man in my life who I saw 646 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:48,760 really show love and affection towards his kids. 647 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,090 - Nice. - You just laid your first board. 648 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,860 - There we go. - All right. 649 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:56,090 And I think that he really set the bar pretty high for me 650 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,890 in terms of what I would hope for. 651 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,400 Like the father of my own kids one day. 652 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,660 It sounds like you guys are a family, 653 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:06,290 - so it's pretty cool to be able to be a part of this. - Yeah. 20 years. 654 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,490 - Twenty years? - More than half my life. 655 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,790 Where the did the time go? 656 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,990 - Would you say you're an easy person to be around? - Yes. 657 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,390 Now, would you say he's an easy person to be around? 658 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,290 It takes some getting used to. 659 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,590 I don't have a lot of experience with you... 660 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,690 Mm-hmm. 661 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,460 But every time we've asked you to show up, you have. 662 00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:25,860 - Yeah. - Oh, to show up? 663 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,590 - Everytime we asked you-- - Oh, I thought you said shut up. 664 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,160 You have asked me to shut up. 665 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,260 So this is the new hall closet. 666 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,460 I'm coming as well. 667 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,090 - I'm here I am. - Yeah. 668 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:37,160 This is the new massive bathroom. 669 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,860 - Go in! - Oh, my gosh! 670 00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:41,860 She can actually, like, really move around now. 671 00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:46,190 Ever since she had, like, her major back surgery, like, 672 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,990 it's not very easy to get around. 673 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,490 Having all the space that she needs 674 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,260 is gonna be so helpful. 675 00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:54,160 It just needed a little extra love 676 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,860 and a little extra contemplation. 677 00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:57,260 - Yeah. - Losing the closet, 678 00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:58,430 giving it to the bathroom, 679 00:23:58,430 --> 00:24:00,460 - now you have, like, truly a spotlight bathroom. - Yeah. 680 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:03,190 She's retired. So why not, you know, 681 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,360 have your home basically feel like an oasis? 682 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,760 - So when we're all done... - Yeah. 683 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,890 ...this will be all built-ins for your mom, extra storage, 684 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:11,260 the closet over here, 685 00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:13,460 - a TV here as well. - Wow. 686 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,090 I wasn't sure if she was coming today. 687 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,590 To see the look on her face, pretty, pretty cool. 688 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,390 Nathalie, don't tell anyone, 689 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,730 I did get emotional. 690 00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:23,590 They tried to pull more out and I said, "No, that's all you get." 691 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,860 The longer you stay here, the more Drew will put you to work. 692 00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:26,830 What are you gonna do? 693 00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:27,990 I'm getting out of here you guys. 694 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,990 - You're just leaving? - No, I was painting it. 695 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,860 - I'm painting the hallway. - Okay. Careful. 696 00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:32,990 All right. 697 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,260 Getting it close. 698 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:35,660 See, now you're getting a hang of it. 699 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,160 There's one time when jokes are really bad. 700 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,090 When? 701 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,760 When we have a delicate piece of porcelain 702 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,090 that we don't have time to replace. 703 00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,860 So we're gonna start to tilt it up. 704 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,460 It's like if you break a veneer. 705 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:47,860 It can be fixed. 706 00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:49,260 Is it okay? 707 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:50,560 Right? 708 00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,860 - Ready? - Yup. 709 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,890 Did I do it right? 710 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,660 - Here we go. Ready? - Coming through. 711 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:05,190 Grab that side. 712 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,960 All right, here we go. We're just lifting? 713 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,390 It's bit by bit. 714 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,860 Did you guys even measure this thing? 715 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:12,000 You want it tight. 716 00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:14,260 - There you go. - Yep. Boom! 717 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:15,890 - All right. - Oh, yeah. 718 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,190 So we need to talk color, finishes. 719 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,360 We kind of talked about concealing it before, 720 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,790 so the TV is not always visible. 721 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,760 If we do that, we could go crazy 722 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,090 on the cabinet doors. 723 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:26,190 Do something like a burl wood. 724 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,890 So, yes, that's fancy wood, right? 725 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,160 - It is fancy wood. - It's nice. 726 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,460 - It's very fancy. - You see a lot of like, you know, 727 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:32,990 office furniture, beautiful desks, 728 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,560 - like executive desks made of burl wood. - Hmm. 729 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,760 Are you thinking painting or staining? 730 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,160 I guess we're painting, right? 731 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,590 - Yeah. I would paint these. - Yeah. 732 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,760 You just blocked me, dude. 733 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,790 Yeah. Are you thinking like this is just... 734 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,660 - The show just looks so much better-- - Can I have... 735 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,090 Okay, Drew, put your arms behind your back... 736 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,990 - We're not doing that. - ...and then Joel is gonna be your arms. 737 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,560 So, Drew, tell me what you were gonna say about-- 738 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,390 You know, I think that we should paint out the cabinets 739 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,760 and maybe do a feature door that can enclose the TV. 740 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,990 Drew, you have a little something right here. 741 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,860 My left? 742 00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:01,560 Okay. Okay. 743 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,590 Okay. So this door, the way that you're gonna, 744 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,560 we're gonna hide the TV if she wants to... 745 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,160 So two doors. 746 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,590 We want to make sure that the doors aren't gonna 747 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,590 - stick out like this. - It would collapse. 748 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,960 There'd be four panels, I think. 749 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,000 How far will the panel stick out here? 750 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,590 I'd like it that far. 751 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,090 Each door is three feet. That means each one 752 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:20,060 is going to be roughly 18 inches. 753 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,160 So it'll come out to about there. 754 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,560 - That's pretty good. - That's not bad. 755 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,560 I know that Blanca was concerned about storage space. 756 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,660 Basically, there's more storage space now. 757 00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:28,790 I think it makes sense though 758 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,360 that we'll keep the same color across these built-ins. 759 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,690 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. 760 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:34,360 So maybe we keep it a little bit lighter over there. 761 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,790 - Yes. - Maybe we put a light in there. 762 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,800 Okay. 763 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,590 - Genius. - You're welcome. 764 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,760 I want to think of a couple of options for how we open the doors 765 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,160 - because we don't have the depth... - And he's left. 766 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,660 Oh, okay. Now we can get some work done. 767 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:48,760 Okay. 768 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,860 Shopping for some wood, 769 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:57,190 but we're not just going for any wood. 770 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,360 We're going to the experts, 771 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,860 the best of the best when it comes to veneer products. 772 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,190 And that's my buddy, Dan. 773 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,560 - Hey, how's it going? - What's up, Drew? 774 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,160 - Hey, it's good to see you. - How you doing, man? 775 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,290 - Hey, good to see you. - Hard at work? 776 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:07,660 Yes, yes. 777 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:09,660 If you're thinking like of a woodworking shop, 778 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:10,990 this is that on steroids. 779 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,890 - Oh, my God, this goes forever. - Yeah. 780 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,860 - So these are all your veneers? - Exactly. 781 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:16,160 Joel really wants a high end 782 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,490 boutique hotel feel for Blanca's new built-in. 783 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,160 So we're making the bi-fold doors 784 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,290 which can be closed to hide the TV, a focal point. 785 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:24,690 Not only will these Burl wood veneers 786 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,160 elevate the look of the doors, 787 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,760 but it's gonna give us that bespoke vibe 788 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,160 at a fraction of the cost. 789 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,260 When you're talking premium exotics like 790 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:33,560 if we were talking like chunky, 791 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,760 full, solid wood versus veneer, 792 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,990 what's a cost difference that somebody would be paying? 793 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,460 You know, it could be roughly 10 times the cost. 794 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,860 You really get bang for your buck out of these sheets. 795 00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:45,260 Just high impact grain in a small area. 796 00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,990 We were talking about maybe doing the inside 797 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,760 where the TV is as well as the outside. 798 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,790 - Right. - But I actually feel 799 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,390 if we just make the door really impressive 800 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,590 - and really beautiful, that's the best focus. - Great. 801 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,260 These are really nice. 802 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,490 Is this, like a birch or what is this? 803 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,760 - So this is a maple burl here. - A maple. 804 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,090 All these light options 805 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,560 are gonna be light with the finish on them. 806 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,960 Just different color tones. 807 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,260 So when you're looking at the mapa, 808 00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:09,190 it really has a light and dark variation, 809 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,860 but it just pops. 810 00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:14,160 Um, the burl just stands out like jewelry box grade. 811 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,690 Can't go wrong with that. 812 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:18,060 Yeah, I'm thinking... I do like this. I really do. 813 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:20,990 But maybe this feels almost a little bit more natural, 814 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,160 a bit more simple, 815 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,660 but you still have a lot of patterning 816 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,060 with where all the knots are and whatnot. 817 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:26,690 Awesome. No and you're guaranteed that 818 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,160 it's gonna be one of a kind. 819 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,360 At the end of the day, we didn't want too much detail. 820 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,460 It's not a massive space. 821 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,090 It's about a six foot by four foot. 822 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,660 Okay, so we are set. 823 00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:36,560 - All right. - Mapa burl it will be. 824 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,160 It's gonna be gorgeous when we're done. 825 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,990 Anywhere where you see pencil markings, 826 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,990 - we need to take it in. - Okay. 827 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,100 I do this all the time. 828 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,960 I think we're good. 829 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,760 - Do you feel good? - Man, I am very good at construction. 830 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,390 - Watch. - All right, here, we'll go inside. 831 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,560 We'll carry it around to you. 832 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,260 I'm protecting this front piece, guys. 833 00:28:58,260 --> 00:29:02,260 Oh, man, that slab was like 3,000 pounds. 834 00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:04,860 That's what I was told. 3,000? Yeah. 835 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:06,560 Well, guys, I gotta go. I'll see ya. 836 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,260 Uh, there's one time when jokes are really bad. 837 00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:11,190 When? 838 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,960 When we have a delicate piece of porcelain 839 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,360 that we don't have time to replace-- 840 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,860 All right, clown, let's keep moving. 841 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,160 All right. 842 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,290 We got to tilt down to there. 843 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,960 Not gonna touch that little... 844 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,360 And then we're gonna back up here, right? 845 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,690 So we're gonna start to tilt it up. 846 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,460 It's like if you break a veneer, 847 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,390 It can be fixed... 848 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,860 Flatten it. Okay? 849 00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:30,800 Right? 850 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,990 - You ready? - Yeah. 851 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:33,960 Okay. 852 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,960 Oh, boy! 853 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,590 - Careful. - You okay? 854 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,560 I'm good. 855 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,660 I'm letting go on that side. 856 00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:40,660 One, two, three. 857 00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:42,960 I'm stepping out. 858 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,000 I've done all I can. 859 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,560 - Get in there. - Feels good. 860 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,590 Nicely done. 861 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,090 That was the most stressful thing 862 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,700 I've ever done on camera. 863 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,190 Blanca is gonna love it. 864 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,560 Do I think Blanca likes a clean, sophisticated slab? 865 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,390 Who doesn't? 866 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,560 I just want to kind of get the bottom, just a hair. 867 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,900 - I'm pushing forward. - Yup. 868 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,590 You'll feel it kind of hit the mortar. 869 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,660 There we go. It feels good. 870 00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:11,090 You know, if you secure the slab properly, 871 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,290 then it will stay there 872 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:15,000 and won't, uh, crush her when she's taking a shower. 873 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,360 - So, bachelor number one... - Uh-huh. 874 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,190 ...can you tell me what our perfect renovation date would be? 875 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,690 Well, I'm a big fan of porcelain walls. 876 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,960 I think this is gonna work out. 877 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,760 Look, we didn't break that little piece off, 878 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,560 which I'm so happy we didn't. 879 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,360 I don't want you to take this the wrong way. 880 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,760 I definitely am going to. 881 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,460 I had no faith in you. 882 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,190 I thought that was being broken off for sure. 883 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,660 Man, I feel like I'm talking to my parents 30 years ago. 884 00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:42,360 Thank you. 885 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,960 - One question I do have. - Mm-hmm. 886 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,860 We can do slab across the back... 887 00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:48,060 - Okay. - ...or we can break up the back wall 888 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,160 and do a little bit of tile. 889 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,990 I would like to use tile 890 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,360 just to break up the, uh, you go porcelain 891 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,360 and then you see a little tribute to the tile, 892 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,160 and then you have the tile here. Thank you. 893 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:57,990 I'm Joel McHale. 894 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,160 Good night. 895 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,200 She's out front. 896 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:03,760 What am I doing here? 897 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,790 Oh, wow. 898 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,060 Hi, Joel. 899 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:07,560 You may think he's dead inside, 900 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,160 - but he's not. - No. 901 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,760 Because when you see what he did, 902 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,660 I think you'll be impressed. 903 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,760 Oh! 904 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,400 Wow! 905 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,500 906 905 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,660 We're making cabinetry, huh. 907 00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:30,890 Cabinetry 101. 908 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:33,560 Who is the most inappropriate celebrity 909 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,790 you've ever worked with? 910 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,560 - You ever met Joel McHale? - Thank you very much. 911 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,690 - Thank you. - Hello. 912 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:41,390 - Well, welcome. - Heavy countertops. 913 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,700 How are you not ready yet? 914 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,360 - Oh, hey. - As you can see, 915 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,990 we're working on this stuff. 916 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,460 Tell us about what... 917 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:50,460 I know that the thing she had before 918 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,560 in the bathroom was very small. 919 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,260 She had a very tiny kind of-- 920 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:56,260 What is that called in construction? 921 00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:57,660 - Small vanity. - A crappy vanity. 922 00:31:57,660 --> 00:31:58,760 - Crappy vanity? - Yeah. 923 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,290 So even if you get something as prefab, 924 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:01,560 I want it to look custom. 925 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,460 - Right. - So you can see here. 926 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:05,190 Dovetail joints. 927 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,990 It really does look great. 928 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,660 And I know that when I'm sincere, 929 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,590 nobody believes me and I understand that. 930 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,290 But this does look great, 931 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:15,090 and it should not go here, right? 932 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,990 We should probably not put the toilet next to it 933 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,260 and just call it a day out here. 934 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:19,860 - Let's put it in the bathroom. - Yeah. 935 00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:21,990 - Lift. - Just 200? 936 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,160 Two hundred. 937 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,200 I still got it. 938 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,590 Are you actually doing anything over here, 939 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,930 or is it just... 940 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:40,090 - I just nailed these nails in. - ..."Hollywood work" you're doing. 941 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:43,760 Listen, this is... I'm good at this. 942 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,960 Uh. Hold on. Let me... Just give me a second to... 943 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,660 It's amazing how different it's all 944 00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:50,360 and the space looks much bigger. 945 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,660 Like the quality is amazing. 946 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:53,990 It looks so good. 947 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,160 Talk about a hotel bathroom. 948 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,860 Better than any other celebrity got. 949 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:00,990 Amazing. 950 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,090 You hear that, Blanca? 951 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:02,960 I want to do this one 952 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,590 just to speed things up a little bit. 953 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,960 Yeah, I'm already done with this one. 954 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,160 John and Drew really know what they're doing 955 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,190 and it's impressive to listen and watch. 956 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,890 I hope none of them are seeing this, 957 00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:13,990 me compliment them. 958 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,790 It would be a disaster for me. 959 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,090 - Get over here. - This is great. 960 00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:19,160 - Okay. - You can use these up and down. 961 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,360 - Have at it. - This is very exciting. 962 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,260 Check that out. 963 00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:25,460 - Oh, yeah. - This is nice. 964 00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:27,260 I would never leave this room 965 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:29,460 because I would just be playing with this bed. 966 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:33,990 Just remember tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. out front. 967 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,060 - Don't forget. - Don't be late. 968 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,460 Great. 969 00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:38,800 I'm just gonna fall asleep here. 970 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,990 I haven't talked to Joel. No. I've talked to Nathalie. 971 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,490 So they're here. They're pulling up right now. 972 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:53,460 Oh, okay. 973 00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:55,160 I think she's gonna love it. 974 00:33:56,260 --> 00:33:57,560 I hope she likes it 975 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,760 because we're in real trouble if she's like, "What? Ugh! 976 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,660 Who is this color scheme for?" 977 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,990 - Oh, hi, guys! - Hi! 978 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,090 - Hi, Joel. - Hello. 979 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,260 What am I doing here? 980 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,360 I don't speak Spanish, Blanca. 981 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,590 Hi! 982 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,890 Good to see you. It's been a long time. 983 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:15,890 Welcome back. 984 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,960 So, Blanca, I know that you've been gone on vacation. 985 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,560 Yeah, for a long time. 986 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,090 I've made a couple of improvements to your home. 987 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,560 Yes. 988 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,690 Oh, wow! 989 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:33,660 That explains all these... 990 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,760 - ...cameras. - Oh, okay. 991 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,360 But I've also... I had some help. 992 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,660 From two very tall Canadians. 993 00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,860 - Hello! - Hello! 994 00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:44,590 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 995 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,290 It's Drew and John. Jonathan. 996 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,860 Yeah. 997 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:51,060 Hi, good to see you. 998 00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,560 - Trying to tell the difference. - Hi. 999 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,760 Yeah. She says she's really excited to see what it all looks like. 1000 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,560 This guy has a lot of love for you. 1001 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,360 Me too. 1002 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,860 She loves you too. 1003 00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:07,060 Oh, yeah. 1004 00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:08,990 She's seen our boys before they were born. 1005 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,090 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - Yeah. 1006 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:12,090 Now they're 19 and 16. 1007 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,460 I love the kids. 1008 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:16,060 Yeah, she does. She really does. 1009 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:18,000 I'm not gonna cry. 1010 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,600 You may think he's dead inside, 1011 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,790 - but he's not. - No. 1012 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,090 Because when you see what he did... 1013 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,660 - Yeah. - ...I think you'll be impressed. 1014 00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:27,660 Well, should we sneak a peek inside? 1015 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,160 - All right. Okay. - Here we go. 1016 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,660 You never know. 1017 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:32,260 Uh, if she doesn't like it, 1018 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:35,100 I'm gonna run out as fast as I can. 1019 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,300 Oh! 1020 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,060 1021 1020 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,060 All right, Blanca, should we sneak a peek inside? 1022 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:48,660 - All right. Okay. - Here we go. 1023 00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:50,160 - After you. - All right. 1024 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,160 Here we go. 1025 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:52,500 Oh! 1026 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,500 - Wow. - Wow. 1027 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:06,890 Wow. 1028 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:11,830 - Wow. - I don't believe it. 1029 00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:16,990 Thank you, Joel. Thank you. 1030 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,460 - Love you, Blanca. - Thank you. 1031 00:36:18,460 --> 00:36:19,690 - Thank you. - I love you. 1032 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:21,260 Thank you. 1033 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,560 Now I'm, uh... 1034 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,600 Don't tell anyone. 1035 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,060 Wow. 1036 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,560 Is it enough storage so far? 1037 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:39,890 I've never seen that type of emotion from her before. 1038 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,860 Like it just has never been something 1039 00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:44,760 that she showed ever in her life. 1040 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,660 And when you don't want to stare at a TV... 1041 00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:49,760 Oh! 1042 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,560 - Wow. - Wow. 1043 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,690 - I wanted it to look like, like a hotel. - Yeah. 1044 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:58,160 Jonathan and Drew told me about this fancy wood 1045 00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,760 - called... - Burl wood. 1046 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,290 - Burl wood. - Mapa burl wood. 1047 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:04,060 - You get burl wood. - Well, do you see your floors? 1048 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,760 Beautiful. 1049 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:06,990 - Turned out really nice. - Beautiful. 1050 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,800 Do you remember the window that was behind the bed? 1051 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,100 Gone! 1052 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,090 - Oh, wow! - The back end to the front, 1053 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,790 the whole bed adjusts. 1054 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,160 Let's give her some massage. 1055 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,360 Wow. 1056 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,560 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1057 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,160 You deserve it. 1058 00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:28,990 She loves the color. 1059 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,160 - You like the color? - Yeah. 1060 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,090 - She loves it. - Yeah. 1061 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,760 - I picked out that color. - Oh. 1062 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,890 - He picked it. - He picked everything. 1063 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:34,790 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1064 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,790 Oh, wow, Joel. 1065 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,860 - He did. - Thank you, Joel. 1066 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:47,360 I was gonna do it for Timothee Chalamet... 1067 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,060 ...uh, but his schedule was not great. 1068 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,190 We also cleaned up the storage over on that wall, 1069 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,690 and there was a hidden little alcove 1070 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:55,790 - that was wasted space. - Yeah. 1071 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,790 - Do you remember that? - Uh-huh. 1072 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,760 That's now the hall closet. 1073 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,260 - Oh! - Yeah. 1074 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,560 Yeah. 1075 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,460 Pull it all the way down. 1076 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,360 - This is all custom made. - Yeah. 1077 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,860 You can't just walk into a store and buy that. 1078 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,690 - She has everything at her fingertips now... - Yeah. 1079 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:18,860 ...with the closets. 1080 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:20,860 And obviously, like, the bed is 1081 00:38:20,860 --> 00:38:22,460 gonna be so good for her back. 1082 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,830 She's like pinch her. 1083 00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:28,690 She doesn't feel like this is real. 1084 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:29,960 Pinch. 1085 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,730 I want you to tell me this, though. 1086 00:38:30,730 --> 00:38:32,960 What is the one part of your home 1087 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,390 that frustrated you the most? 1088 00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:36,890 - The bathroom. - The bathroom. Yeah. 1089 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,460 - You want Joel to show you the bathroom? - Yeah. 1090 00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:39,590 I get giddy 1091 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,960 when people get to open gifts. 1092 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,200 Here we go. 1093 00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:45,290 It's the best feeling. 1094 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,300 I was just so happy. 1095 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,960 No! 1096 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,090 Oh, my gosh. 1097 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,000 Look at that. 1098 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,360 Oh. 1099 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,890 This is the shower? 1100 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:01,000 That's your shower, Mom. 1101 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,860 Wow. 1102 00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:04,860 So we reworked the whole thing 1103 00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:06,160 just to give you a big footprint. 1104 00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:09,490 She's like, "What? How did you guys do it?" 1105 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:12,760 Over where the toilet is used to be the closet. 1106 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,200 So, yeah. So we basically took that closet. 1107 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,660 Made that the toilet. 1108 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:19,560 And then created a closet out of the wasted space 1109 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,860 -in the hall over there. - Magic. 1110 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,360 But I like it. 1111 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,160 - I'm glad you like it. - Yeah, I like it. 1112 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,160 With her back issues, 1113 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,990 it's a whole other situation now. 1114 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,190 The space is what is gonna help her a lot. 1115 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,760 Look at this. Look how big it is. 1116 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,490 No! 1117 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,160 - Yeah. This is where the window was. - Yeah. 1118 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,560 Joel said that you wanted to keep the window. 1119 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,860 Wanted to make it bigger. 1120 00:39:44,930 --> 00:39:46,660 These are the types of things that she would see, 1121 00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:48,500 like when she was cleaning houses. 1122 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,690 Wow. 1123 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:53,060 - Joel, thank you. - Oh, my gosh. 1124 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:55,760 It was nice to, like, see 1125 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,890 my mom's hard work get acknowledged. 1126 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:58,860 Thank you. 1127 00:39:58,860 --> 00:40:02,790 Thank you for being our Los Angeles Grandma. 1128 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,400 Twenty years. 1129 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,190 Thank you. 1130 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,660 You've got function and style. 1131 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:10,190 - That's what your mom needed all this time. - Yeah. Yeah. No, seriously. 1132 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,860 And now I'm gonna do a side gag. 1133 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:13,790 Ow! 1134 00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,560 He's okay. 1135 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,160 When you get to be my age, 1136 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:20,990 thirty-six... 1137 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,760 ...you know, you see the relationships 1138 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,960 that you've had over the years 1139 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,160 and which ones fall away and which ones stay and... 1140 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,860 - That's me. - Yeah. 1141 00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:33,760 ...you know, she loved our boys. 1142 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,860 You can't buy that. You can't just make that up. 1143 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:38,800 That was the gift that Blanca gave us. 1144 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:42,990 All right, guys. Thank you, desperately. 1145 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,590 And everyone always thinks I'm always being sarcastic 1146 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,860 but without Blanca in our lives, 1147 00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:50,660 I don't think we would have made it in Los Angeles. 1148 00:40:50,660 --> 00:40:52,360 - Everything's beautiful. - Thank you, Joel. 1149 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,260 Don't. 1150 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:58,260 She says she's gonna appreciate this 1151 00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,260 for the rest of her life. 1152 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,960 - I love you, Blanca. - Let's grab some drinks. 1153 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,890 I love you, Joel. 1154 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,190 - Let's have a drink. - Party. 1155 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,060 - Let's have a drink. - Well deserved. 1156 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:09,090 But I am going to use the toilet for the first time. 1157 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,660 - No! - No! He's not. 1158 00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:11,760 He's not allowed. 1159 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,360 That's right. 1160 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,360 I have been holding it for a while. 1161 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,560 Does anyone have a magazine? 1162 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,360 Take one. Mark. 1163 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,960 Welcome to "Won't make it to the final cut." All right. 1164 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,760 What's the most embarrassing moment you've ever had? 1165 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,890 I just my pants. 1166 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,560 So it's right now. 1167 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,790 Unusable! 1168 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,260 No, nothing. 1169 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:33,090 Why is there a snake in the tree? 1170 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,760 I think it's protection of some sort. 1171 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:36,860 I love this corner. 1172 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:38,560 This corner is great. 1173 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,760 All right. I'm gonna get back to work. 1174 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,360 - Sounds good. - Wait. What? 1175 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,860 What are you working on? 1176 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:45,260 I thought the scene was over. 1177 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,260 And I'd like to point out that none of us 1178 00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:49,990 really cried on this television show. 1179 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,290 So we got you, Property Brothers. 1180 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:57,890 - Wow. - Wow. 1181 00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,460 - She teared a little. - Little, yeah, just a little. 1182 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:00,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1185 00:42:01,305 --> 00:43:01,324