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Both: WHAT'S UP, AMERICA?
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THAT WAS -- I WAS GONNA DO THAT.
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I'LL DO THE "WHAT'S UP" PART,
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AND THEN YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
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I MEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF LIKE MY LINE.
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THAT'S MY THING I DO.
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WHOO! HOLY
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-WHAT'S... -HAPPENING...
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AMERICA?
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THERE WE GO!
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-YOU'RE... -WATCHING...
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DIESEL... GUYS...
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DO...
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STUFF...
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WITH... TRUCKS!
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OH! OH, HE WENT FOR IT. I DON'T HAVE A TURN SIGNAL.
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TONIGHT...
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YOU'RE...
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GOING TO...
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SEE... I DID TWO WORDS.
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IT'S OKAY.
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AND SO, HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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I'M HEAVY D, AND THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND, DIESEL DAVE.
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WE BUY TRUCKS, WE FIX TRUCKS,
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AND THEN WE SELL THEM FOR A PROFIT.
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YEAH!
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TONIGHT, WE ARE INTRODUCING YOU
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TO SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE...
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DAMN IT. THE SHIPPING COMPANY MESSED UP!
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WE'RE REVISITING OUR COOLEST BUILDS...
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HOLY WOW.
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OH, I LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
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-WHOO! -OH, MAN.
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...AND ONES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
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DONE DEAL? YEAH.
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THIS THING WON'T START.
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AND THE MUSCLE AND I REVEAL
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SOME SECRET HISTORY ABOUT DIESEL BROTHERS
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AS WE HELP HEAVY D WRITE SOME OF HIS BOOK.
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YOU REMEMBER HOW WE MET?
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I'M KEATON. HEY. DAVE.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
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ARE WE TIME TRAVELING, OR IS THIS LIKE A SNEAKY-PEEKY?
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BOTH.
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-HE SHOOTS...
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-YEAH! -HE -- OH, I'M STUFFED!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
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BRO.
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HEAVY D LEFT HIS LAPTOP IN HERE, OPENED.
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WHAT? CHECK THIS OUT --
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HE IS WRITING A BOOK.
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WELL, WHEN THE SHOW GOT POPULAR,
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THEY ASKED HIM TO WRITE AN INSPIRATIONAL BOOK
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ABOUT THE SHOP AND HOW WE GOT STARTED.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO COME OUT SOON.
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BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HE STARTED WRITING IT.
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NO WONDER HE'S NEVER AVAILABLE.
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YEAH.
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"HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THIS IS DAVE SPARKS.
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YOU GUYS MIGHT KNOW ME AS HEAVY D
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FROM THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL'S 'DIESEL BROTHERS.'"
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WELL, IF THEY'RE READING HIS BOOK,
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THEY PROBABLY KNOW HIM. YEAH. PROBABLY TRUE.
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"IN A WORLD OF DIESEL TRUCKS, NO ONE HAS MORE FUN
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OR BUILDS BIGGER OR MORE BADASS TRUCKS
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THAN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND DIESEL DAVE."
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THAT'S YOU!
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"AND HIS BEST FRIEND, THE MUSCLE,
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AND HIS BEST FRIEND, RED BEARD."
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THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD HAVE STARTED.
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YEAH, LET'S PUT THOSE PARTS IN THERE.
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I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I KNEW HOW TO SPELL, HUH?
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I DIDN'T.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HE'S GOT A LOT OF GOOD STUFF IN HERE,
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BUT HE'S MISSING A LOT OF GOOD STUFF, TOO.
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YOU THINK?
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YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO? WHAT?
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WE'RE GONNA HELP HIM FINISH THIS BOOK.
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I-I'VE NEVER WRITTEN A BOOK.
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CAN YOU TYPE? SAY YES.
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YES. GOOD.
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I'LL NARRATE.
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DON'T GO FAST, THOUGH, 'CAUSE I'M NOT A FAST TYPER.
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STORY NUMBER 1 -- THE DIESEL BROTHERHOOD.
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Diesel Dave: IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS TRAVELING IN CHINA.
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I GOT A CALL FROM HEAVY D TO COME HOME
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AND HELP HIM WITH HIS TRUCK BUSINESS.
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OH, MAN.
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CHINA IS AWESOME.
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I'M ALL OUT OF MONEY, THOUGH.
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SURE AM GETTING HUNGRY.
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HEAVY D?
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HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS OUT OF MONEY?
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OH, YOU HAVE ACCESS TO MY BANK ACCOUNT.
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UH, YEAH, I WANT TO COME HOME AND HELP YOU!
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ALL RIGHT, MAN.
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I'LL CATCH THE NEXT SHIP HOME.
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DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE MET?
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-YOU AND ME? -YEAH.
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THAT WAS FOREVER AGO.
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IN THE HALLS OF DAVIS HIGH?
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THINK BACK FURTHER.
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WAS IT THE HALLS OF FARMINGTON JUNIOR HIGH?
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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I KNEW THERE WAS A TRICK.
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THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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THANKS, MAN. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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I'M KEATON.
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HEY. DAVE. NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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I REALLY LIKE THAT, UH,
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FLAG THING YOU GOT GOING ON THERE.
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YEAH, MAN. THINGS I LIKE --
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NIRVANA, GRUNGE METAL, DIRT BIKES.
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YEAH. AMERICA.
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WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
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I MEAN, I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER.
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I CAN SEE THAT. PROTEIN SHAKES.
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YEAH. FOOTBALL.
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I BET THE SCALE DOESN'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.
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NO. I DRIVE MY TRUCK.
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YOU LIKE TRUCKS? YEAH. I LOVE TRUCKS.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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OH! YEAH.
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THAT YOURS?
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AH, YOU KNOW, I'M WORKING UP TO IT.
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WE SHOULD DEFINITELY HANG OUT SOMETIME.
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YEAH. IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU.
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NICE TO MEET YOU. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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ALL RIGHT, BRO. I'LL GET YOUR LOCKER DOOR.
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COOL GUY.
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YOU KNOW, IT WAS PROBABLY REALLY GOOD
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THAT WE BROUGHT RED BEARD IN. MM-HMM.
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BECAUSE WHO ELSE WAS GONNA DO THE WHOLE FINANCE THING?
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Diesel Dave: WHILE RED BEARD HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT MONEY MAN,
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HE FACED HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE
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WHEN HE HAD TO BECOME A SALESMAN.
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SO, WE NEED TO OBVIOUSLY CLEAN OUT A BUNCH OF THESE VEHICLES
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WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WITH.
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WE'VE ALREADY GOT SO MUCH INVESTED IN IT.
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WE DID THE SIX-DOOR CONVERSION.
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WE GOT NEW SUSPENSION AND AXLES ON IT.
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LIKE, DUDE, IT'S A COOL BUILD.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST FIND SOMEBODY TO BUY IT?
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IF YOU WANT TO FIND A BUYER, YOU WORK ON THAT.
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-NO, I -- -I'M DONE WITH THIS THING.
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-I DON'T WANT TO FIND A BUYER. -I'M GONNA GET THE GUYS.
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YOU GUYS FIND A BUYER. YOU FIND A BUYER.
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Diesel Dave: HE KNEW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MARKETING...OR PHOTOGRAPHY.
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Red Beard: YOU'RE BLOWING MY SHOT, MAN.
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GET OUT.
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AND HE WAS EVEN WORSE
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AT MAKING SALES PITCHES.
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ULTIMATE OUTDOORSMAN'S VEHICLE.
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I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR ME.
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I'M NOT INTERESTED AT $150,000. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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Diesel Dave: BUT IN THE END...
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AN EPIPHANY.
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AS I WAS HUNTING DOWN SOME BALLOONS
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FOR THIS HUMMER GIVEAWAY, IT HIT ME --
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WHO SPENDS MONEY ON THE OUTDOORS?
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HUNTERS.
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-OH, MY GOD.
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THAT'S THE ONE.
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AND WHO HAS A TON OF HUNTERS? UTAH.
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-ALL RIGHT. -ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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-IT'S THE ONE. -ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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THESE ARE SERIOUS BUYERS.
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WOW.
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The Muscle: YOU GIVE HIM ONE JOB,
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AND HE CRUSHED IT. IS THIS REAL, GUYS?
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YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THIS THING.
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OH, MY GOSH!
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SOLD. DONE!
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THAT IS AWESOME.
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"AND WITH RED BEARD JOINING THE TEAM,
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THE FEARSOME FOURSOME WAS COMPLETE.
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EACH EQUIPPED WITH A SPECIAL SET OF SKILLS,
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THEY SET OUT TO CONQUER ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING DIESEL."
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DON'T FORGET SEMA, WHEN WE BUILT THE MEGA RAM.
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THAT WAS THE TRUCK THAT SOLIDIFIED OUR BOND.
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WE BUILT THIS THING IN THREE WEEKS.
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IT STARTED AS A STOCK 2012 RAM 2500
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THAT I BOUGHT WRECKED AT THE AUCTION.
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THEN WE STRETCHED THE CAB, MADE IT A SIX-DOOR,
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BEEFED UP THE ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION,
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AND THREW MILITARY AXLES UNDER IT.
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IT TOOK VEGAS BY STORM.
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Man: WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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Heavy D: BUT MORE THAN THAT, IT PUT US ON THE MAP.
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HE LOVES -- LOVES THAT TRUCK.
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IN FACT, DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
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JACKKNIFE JIM GOT HIS TRUCK STUCK OUT IN THE LAKE,
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AND HEAVY D TRIED TO TOW HIM OUT WITH THE MEGA RAM?
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IT WAS A MESS! I DON'T REMEMBER.
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DID THEY SHOW THAT ON THE SHOW?
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NO.
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BUT THEY WILL NOW!
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I FEEL LIKE I'M IN, LIKE, A VIETNAMESE SUGAR CANE FIELD.
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-YEAH. -THIS IS ROUGH STUFF, DUDE.
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-IT'S WILD, HUH? -I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD THE --
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JUST THE COURAGE TO KEEP GOING.
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Diesel Dave: THOUGH THE MEGA RAM WAS STRONG,
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IT WAS ALSO HEAVY, AND THE MUD WAS THICK.
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WE'RE GONNA LET SOME AIR OUT OF THE TIRES.
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A LOT OF AIR.
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DUDE, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE COOKIE DOUGH, BRO!
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MEASURE THIS THING.
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ONCE IT GETS TO ABOUT 10, LET ME KNOW.
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OH, MAN.
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AND SOON, THE MEGA RAM
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WAS JUST AS STUCK AS JACKKNIFE JIM'S KODIAK.
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I GOT THE LOCKERS ENGAGED, I GOT IT IN FOUR LOW.
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I GOT THE TIRES' AIR DOWN.
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THIS IS OUR FIGHTING CHANCE RIGHT HERE.
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OH, YEAH. ALL DAY.
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Diesel Dave: THE MEGA RAM LACKED TRACTION.
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WHOA.
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MAN, MY NICE SHOES!
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MY WIFE'S GONNA BE PISSED!
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BUT HEAVY D'S FAITH IN HIS FAVORITE TRUCK
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WAS MUCH STRONGER THAN HIS UNDERSTANDINGS OF PHYSICS.
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COME ON!
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THIS IS ABOUT AS UTAH FOUR-WHEEL-DRIVE AS IT GETS.
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HEY-AH!
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WHAT HE NEEDED WAS AN EVEN BIGGER TRUCK
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PARKED ON STURDIER GROUND TO PULL THEM TO SAFETY.
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-WHAT THE... - OH.
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-OH.
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AND THESE GUYS ARE JUST OUT OF NOWHERE.
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TAKE YOUR TIME, GUYS. IT'S GOOD. NO, IT'S FINE.
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Diesel Dave: THIS IS THE MOST AMATEUR MOVE I'VE EVER SEEN.
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SO I'M THINKING WHAT WE'LL DO IS...
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HEY, ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THIS, LIKE, A DAILY OCCURRENCE?
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COME SAVE HEAVY D?
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Diesel Dave: LIKE A DIESEL VERSION
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OF THE RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS,
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WE FORMED A CHAIN OF GIANT TRUCKS,
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EACH ONE BIGGER THAN THE NEXT,
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PULLING THE SMALLER TRUCK IN FRONT TO SAFETY...
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Man: 15 FEET OF SLACK, AND HIT IT HARD.
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KEEP COMING BACK!
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...ALMOST.
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Heavy D: IT TOOK HIS BUMPER?
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ON WHAT? Diesel Dave: HIS TRUCK.
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SERIOUSLY? YEAH.
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NO WAY.
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HOLY
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LET AN OLD FARM DOG JUST LIVE ITS GOOD LIFE.
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TEAR IT APART PIECE BY PIECE?
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WHY DON'T WE DO SOME SHACKLES
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THROUGH HERE OR SOMETHING, THROUGH YOUR HITCH?
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YOU'RE GOOD!
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Diesel Dave: BACK ON SOLID GROUND
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WITH MORE SECURE ANCHOR,
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THE MEGA RAM COMPLETED ITS MISSION.
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-WHOO-HOO! -YEAH!
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THAT'S SOME HILLBILLY STUFF RIGHT THERE.
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NO.
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-OH, DUDE, I ALREADY GOT -- -HIT IT!
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-NO.
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GREAT DAY, MAN. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
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YEAH, DUDE, THIS WAS AN AWESOME DAY.
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SAME THING, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE TOMORROW?
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YEAH.
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STAY TUNED, AMERICA.
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UP NEXT, RED BEARD SPENDS BIG BUCKS ON A GAS CAR.
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WON'T START.
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Diesel Dave: AFTER THE SHOCKING DISCOVERY
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OF HEAVY D'S UNFINISHED AUTOBIOGRAPHY,
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THE MUSCLE AND I DECIDED TO FIRE UP OUR CREATIVE JUICES
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AND LEND HIM A HAND.
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ALTHOUGH WRITING ISN'T OUR STRONG POINT,
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OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE CHAPTER, OUR BUSINESS, IS UNDENIABLE.
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The Muscle: I FEEL LIKE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
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THAT WE COVER IN THE BOOK WHAT WE DO
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BUT ALSO WHY WE DO IT. DEFINITELY.
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WE GET TO HAVE FUN,
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WE GET TO HANG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS,
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AND WE GET TO MAKE COOL VIDEOS.
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LIKE, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL.
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IT IS, 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM.
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WE GET TO DO WHAT WE LOVE AND GET PAID FOR IT.
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YEAH. THAT NEEDS TO BE A BIG PART OF THE CHAPTER.
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"THESE GUYS COME UP WITH FANTASTIC IDEAS FOR VIDEOS
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WHICH THEN LEADS OUR FANS AND OTHERS TO OUR WEBSITE.
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AND ANYONE WHO PURCHASES ANYTHING
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WILL BE ENTERED TO WIN ONE OF MY CREATIONS --
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AN ULTIMATE, GNARLY, DIESEL-POWERED PICKUP TRUCK."
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WHAT'S UP, AMERICA?!
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IT'S TIME TO GIVE AWAY THE MOUNTAIN OPS
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HOLY OF HOLIES PICKUP TRUCK.
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HOLY GRAIL! HOLY GRAIL!
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MR. SKYLER CARTER FROM COLBY, KANSAS.
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Skyler: OH, MY GOD.
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PROBABLY THE PRETTIEST TRUCK I EVER SEEN.
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YEAH, THAT'S DEFINITELY
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THE PRETTIEST TRUCK I'VE EVER SEEN.
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YEE-HOO!
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS. TIME TO PICK A WINNER.
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-JOSH WILES. WHOO-HOO! -YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
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-NO WAY, MAN.
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-DUDE, THAT THING'S SWEET! -THAT'S WHAT'S UP!
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Josh: SO SICK!
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Diesel Dave: WHILE WE'VE MADE MANY
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GREAT GIVEAWAY VIDEOS OVER THE YEARS,
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MOST AGREE ONE OF THE BEST WAS THE WAY WE PICKED THE WINNER
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FROM THE FINALIST OF THE F-650 GIVEAWAY.
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ALL RIGHT, AMERICA. ARE YOU WATCHING?
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BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO GO.
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YOU CAN SEE BEHIND US THE F-650 SUPER TRUCK.
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HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS.
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WE'VE GONE THROUGH AND RANDOMLY SELECTED SIX PEOPLE.
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AND EACH OF US BRAVE VOLUNTEERS ARE HOLDING ONE FINALIST'S NAME.
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AND EACH TIME HE GIVES A WIRE POWER,
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ONE OF THESE KNUCKLEHEADS...
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-BOOM! -...IS GOING SKY HIGH.
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AND THEN LAST MAN STANDING IS GONNA BE HOLDING THE WINNER.
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MAKE SENSE? PRETTY SIMPLE.
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THIS IS IT.
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TIME TO BLOW OUT SOME CORNHOLES.
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Man: AM I SCARED?
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NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN SCARED OF DYING.
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I'VE LIVED A GOOD LIFE.
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Heavy D: I DON'T LOOK NERVOUS, DO I?
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NO. I'M NOT NERVOUS. ARE YOU NERVOUS?
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Diesel Dave: THE OTHER SIDE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THIS SIDE.
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IF I DIE, I'M JUST GOING INTO PARADISE,
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INTO THE GREAT AIRBAG BEYOND.
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Red Beard: I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT RE-ENTRY
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'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE BASICALLY BLINDFOLDED.
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OHH.
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I JUST WANT MY MOM TO KNOW I LOVE HER.
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I CHOSE THIS LIFESTYLE. I'M SCARED OUT OF MY DAMN MIND.
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IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE WORKING WITH YOU, MAN.
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-ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. -MNH-MNH.
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IF YOU TOUCH THE NEGATIVE DOWN...
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-NO! -...AND THEN YOU WANT
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TO COME OVER AND... -HOLD ON!
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-...TOUCH THE POSITIVE. -YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE YOU DO.
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-OH
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-OH, GOD. -IT'S JUST OUR COOLOS.
348
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-OH, NO. -NO, NO, NO.
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OH!
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OH
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WHOA!
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IT WAS REALLY RED BEARD, TOO!
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HIS IS STILL SMOKING. LOOK AT IT.
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-HERE IT IS. -PBHT!
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THE WINNER IN THREE, TWO, ONE!
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OH!
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-HOW DID YOU WIN? -IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?
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OH!
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THE WINNER OF THE F-650 IN ALL ITS GLORY...
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...KASEY BUNCH FROM TEXAS.
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OKAY, OKAY. BUT THE REALLY COOL STUFF,
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AND PROBABLY MY FAVORITE,
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IS WHEN WE TAKE A TRUCK THAT NO ONE WANTS, FLIP IT,
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AND MAKE IT THE MOST DESIRABLE TRUCK OF ALL
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THAT WE GET TOP DOLLAR FOR.
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I THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT SHOWS UP AROUND HERE
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WITH TRUCKS THAT NOBODY WANTS.
368
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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Heavy D: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I THINK?
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I SENT YOU DOWN TO NATE'S TO DROP OFF TIRES.
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AND YOU BROUGHT BACK A TRUCK. DID YOU BUY THIS FROM HIM?
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-A DENALI. YES. -YOU BOUGHT THIS FROM NATE?
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YES. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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HOW -- WAIT, HOLD ON. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THIS?
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BEFORE WE GET INTO ALL THAT...
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NO, LET'S -- LET'S START WITH THAT
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AND THEN WE'LL GO FROM THERE.
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-WHAT YEAR IS IT? -'15.
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-HOW MANY MILES? -'15, FULLY LOADED.
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-HOLD ON. -A FEW SCRATCHES AND BUMPS.
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-$38? -WELL, CLOSE.
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-CLOSE. -$40 --
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$40 MAX. -WE STARTED AT $25.
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-OKAY, SO WHERE'D YOU END? -$50.
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SHAKE MY HAND THAT YOU'LL BUY IT FOR $80 IF I DON'T SELL IT.
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DONE.
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Diesel Dave: AND SO THE MUSCLE WAS STUCK WITH THE TASK
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OF TURNING A PROFIT ON HIS ILL-GOTTEN DENALI.
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I DON'T WANT TO LIFT IT UP THERE,
390
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SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU DO IT.
391
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THEN YOU CAN SAY YOU'RE A TRUCK BUILDER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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Diesel Dave: EVEN THOUGH GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY
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IS NOT HIS FORTE...
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-I NEVER NOTICED THAT. -DONE AND DONE.
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-THEY TIGHT? -HUH?
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-THEY TIGHT? -YEAH.
398
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WELL, THANK YOU, SIR.
399
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LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
400
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WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
401
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WE'RE GONNA LET YOU FINISH IT.
402
00:16:42,048 --> 00:16:43,169
-NO. -YEAH.
403
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,587
YOU GUYS CAN'T -- I'M NOT --
404
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DON'T STICK ME HERE BY MYSELF!
405
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,712
BUT WITH SOME INNOVATIVE ADDITIONS...
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-IT'S LIKE A SHELL? -YEAH.
407
00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:52,144
NO, IT'S NOT A SHELL.
408
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY YES AND THEN SAY NO?
409
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,105
IT'S LIKE A PLATFORM WITH SH-- SHELVES. DRAWERS.
410
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A PLATFORM WITH SHELVES AND DRAWERS?
411
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HE BOUGHT A DRESSER.
412
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IT'S LIKE A DRESSER FOR THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK.
413
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Diesel Dave: ...AND CLEVER MARKETING...
414
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LOOK AT ME.
415
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I'M THE MASTER OF ADVERTORIAL ARTS.
416
00:17:13,035 --> 00:17:16,994
YEAH, TWO BALLS! TWO BALLS IN THE HOLE!
417
00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:20,393
-YES! -DID YOU SEE THAT?!
418
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Diesel Dave: ...HE COMPLETED A BADASS BUILD AND FOUND THE PERFECT CLIENT.
419
00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:26,794
Woman: OH, MY GOD.
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AT LEAST YOU'RE BETTER AT FLIPPING TRUCKS THAN RED BEARD.
421
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REMEMBER WHEN HE BOUGHT A DODGE VIPER
422
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AND THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA DO HIS OWN BUILD?
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WAIT, WAIT. THAT NEVER MADE IT AS PART OF THE SHOW.
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OH, WELL, THEN WE BETTER MAKE IT PART OF THE BOOK.
425
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GOOD CALL.
426
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GO DOWN THERE AND GET IT REGISTERED.
427
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:45,835
Jackknife Jim: GET IT REGISTERED.
428
00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:48,178
-BODY SUIT GOING ON? -YEAH, I WISH I DID.
429
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I HAD NOTHING BUT T-SHIRTS AND STUFF...
430
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-T-SHIRTS AND... -HEY, GUYS.
431
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-HEY. -HEY.
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-WHAT'S DIESELING, BROTHERS? -NOT MUCH. HOW YOU DOING?
433
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RUSS, MAN. HOW ARE YOU? WHAT BRINGS YOU AROUND?
434
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UH, HEAVY D AROUND?
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NEGATIVE.
436
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NEGATIVE? YEAH.
437
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:01,774
WELL, I GOT A CAR I WANT TO SELL HIM.
438
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,117
I MEAN, I CAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT EVEN THOUGH HEAVY'S NOT HERE.
439
00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:05,503
REALLY?
440
00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:06,790
COME ON. WHO'S THE MONEY GUY?
441
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,210
WHO WRITES THE CHECKS?
442
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:12,169
CAR, TRUCK, FIAT...
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IF I CAN MAKE MONEY ON IT, GREAT.
444
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,822
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
445
00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:18,044
OOH.
446
00:18:18,046 --> 00:18:19,991
THAT'S NICE. THAT'S A RACE CAR.
447
00:18:19,993 --> 00:18:23,323
IT'S A 2013 DODGE VIPER GTS.
448
00:18:23,325 --> 00:18:26,293
V-10, 640 HORSE.
449
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600 POUNDS OF FOOT TORQUE. GEEZ!
450
00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:30,320
SHE LOOKS FAST. SHE IS.
451
00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:31,672
NOT A WHOLE LOT OF THEM AROUND.
452
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:32,728
YEAH, I KNOW.
453
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:34,444
DIDN'T FORD ANNOUNCE LAST YEAR
454
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THAT THEY WERE DISCONTINUING THEM, RIGHT?
455
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,051
I BELIEVE THAT'S CORRECT. Man: NOT A FORD, BRO.
456
00:18:37,053 --> 00:18:38,966
OR DODGE. DODGE!
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00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:41,804
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS.
458
00:18:41,806 --> 00:18:44,509
I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT CARS TO KNOW
459
00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:46,522
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS.
460
00:18:46,524 --> 00:18:48,172
OOH!
461
00:18:48,174 --> 00:18:49,162
SHE'S GOT THE FLIP FRONT END.
462
00:18:49,164 --> 00:18:50,482
THERE WE GO.
463
00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:54,574
LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
464
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,281
LET'S TAKE IT FOR A RIDE.
465
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PEOPLE LOVE FAST CARS.
466
00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:03,517
WHOA!
467
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,267
WHOO!
468
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,081
THERE WE GO.
469
00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:10,546
YEAH!
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YES!
471
00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:18,995
HOW'S THAT? THAT WAS GOOD.
472
00:19:18,997 --> 00:19:20,347
DUDE, THAT WAS...
473
00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:21,469
WHAT DO YOU THINK, DUDE?
474
00:19:21,471 --> 00:19:23,087
...WAY BETTER THAN HEAVY D'S DONUTS.
475
00:19:23,089 --> 00:19:25,594
LET'S MAKE A DEAL.
476
00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:27,541
ALL RIGHT. YOU THROW IN A DEAL ON THIS WITHOUT HEAVY D?
477
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,722
DONE DEAL.
478
00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:33,910
DONE DEAL? YEAH!
479
00:19:33,912 --> 00:19:35,231
QUICK FLIP.
480
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,441
HOW MUCH MONEY WE COULD JUST EASILY -- IN AND OUT.
481
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,345
JUST AS FAST AS THAT CAR IS, JUST -- JUST MONEY.
482
00:19:42,525 --> 00:19:44,899
THAT WAS DOLLAR BILLS BLOWING IN THE WIND.
483
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,744
YOU HAVE, LIKE, THE KEY?
484
00:19:53,746 --> 00:19:55,559
Man: NO, RED BEARD, IT'S A PUSH START.
485
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,274
THIS IS LIKE A DISHWASHER?
486
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,250
WON'T START.
487
00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,769
$69,000, AND HE DOESN'T GIVE ME --
488
00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:11,959
OH, NEVER MIND!
489
00:20:15,096 --> 00:20:18,361
UP NEXT, IT'S TIME TO GET OUR MOTORS RUNNING.
490
00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:20,276
OR NOT.
491
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:22,816
-OH, DON'T DO THAT. -OH, WHY'D IT JUST DIE?
492
00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:23,971
OH, MAN, YOU'RE ALL THE WAY DEAD.
493
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,683
Diesel Dave: THE MUSCLE AND I WERE HARD AT WORK
494
00:20:32,685 --> 00:20:36,313
AT ADDING OUR PERSONAL TOUCHES TO THE BOOK HEAVY D WAS WRITING.
495
00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:38,459
AFTER COVERING OUR TALES OF ORIGIN,
496
00:20:38,461 --> 00:20:40,768
WE'VE ARRIVED AT THE HEART OF OUR STORY,
497
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:43,309
WHERE ALL OF OUR PASSION LIES --
498
00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:45,520
THE DIESEL MOTOR.
499
00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:52,021
"THE DIESEL MOTOR IS THE HEART OF THE BEAST."
500
00:20:52,023 --> 00:20:54,265
CUE HEART PUMPING SOUNDS.
501
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,367
"THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
502
00:20:57,369 --> 00:21:00,205
THAT CAN COMPARE TO THE FEELING A MAN GETS
503
00:21:00,207 --> 00:21:05,387
WHEN HE FINDS HIMSELF THE PERFECT DIESEL MOTOR."
504
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,971
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S DIESEL.
505
00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:08,521
-WITH A V-10. -OH!
506
00:21:08,523 --> 00:21:10,468
-THAT'S THE ONE! -CUMMINS, BABY!
507
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,646
-YEE-HOO! -DUDE, LISTEN TO THAT!
508
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,088
IT'S WORKING!
509
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,762
HEY! CHECK IT OUT!
510
00:21:17,764 --> 00:21:19,247
IT'S MY NEW HOUND DOG RIDE!
511
00:21:19,249 --> 00:21:21,127
-LET'S SEE WHAT SHE'S GOT. -YEAH.
512
00:21:21,129 --> 00:21:23,404
-HOLY -OH.
513
00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:24,988
YOU JUST BOUGHT A 12-VALVE CREW CAB.
514
00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:26,573
I THINK WE GOT SOMETHING BIG HERE.
515
00:21:26,575 --> 00:21:31,654
"IF YOU REALLY WANT TO ADD SOME POWER, WE RECOMMEND A TURBO."
516
00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:33,997
WAIT! "TWO TURBOS."
517
00:21:33,999 --> 00:21:35,350
HEY!
518
00:21:35,352 --> 00:21:37,330
Chavis: WE GOT THE SMALL TURBO RUNNING OFF THE MOTOR.
519
00:21:37,332 --> 00:21:39,872
IT'S PROVIDING BOOST ALMOST INSTANTLY,
520
00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:41,620
SO YOU HAVE GREAT DRIVABILITY.
521
00:21:41,622 --> 00:21:44,326
ONCE IT STARTS MOVING, THE BIG TURBO STARTS KICKING IN,
522
00:21:44,328 --> 00:21:47,363
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU GET THE REAL BIG HORSEPOWER OUT OF IT.
523
00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:48,880
SO IT'S JUST THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
524
00:21:48,882 --> 00:21:54,754
"AND SOMETIMES THE OCCASION CALLS FOR THREE TURBOS."
525
00:21:54,756 --> 00:21:57,362
-HOLY -WOW.
526
00:21:57,364 --> 00:21:58,814
Man: I TOLD YOU I WASN'T PLAYING AROUND.
527
00:21:58,816 --> 00:22:01,420
-NO. -WOW.
528
00:22:01,422 --> 00:22:02,806
Diesel Dave: THEY TURNED OUT NICELY.
529
00:22:02,808 --> 00:22:04,423
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANYTHING IN FRONT OF THIS.
530
00:22:04,425 --> 00:22:06,106
I MEAN, IF I CAN SQUEEZE A RADIATOR IN THERE.
531
00:22:06,108 --> 00:22:07,756
NO, DON'T PUT IT RIGHT THERE, DUDE. DON'T DO THAT.
532
00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:08,977
THAT'S LIKE --
533
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:11,552
NO, THAT'S LIKE PUTTING BRACES ON THE MONA LISA.
534
00:22:11,554 --> 00:22:13,697
YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT.
535
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,050
YOU LIKE THAT? SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
536
00:22:15,052 --> 00:22:16,633
THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE.
537
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:17,656
GRADE-A.
538
00:22:17,658 --> 00:22:19,736
IS THAT A STANDING OVATION OVER THERE?
539
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:24,091
YEAH, I STOPPED EVERYTHING I WAS DOING JUST TO CLAP FOR YOU.
540
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,675
I LOVE IT, DUDE.
541
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,919
"DON'T BE DISCOURAGED IF YOU RUN INTO TROUBLE
542
00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:30,163
AND HAVE TO REBUILD YOUR ENTIRE ENGINE.
543
00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:33,892
Diesel Dave: WITH THE PRESSURE OF SEMA 2015 BEARING DOWN ON US..."
544
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,444
SPECIAL DELIVERY!
545
00:22:35,446 --> 00:22:37,061
ABOUT TIME.
546
00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:38,611
ABOUT TIME, RIGHT?
547
00:22:38,613 --> 00:22:40,987
Diesel Dave: CHAVIS WAS BUILDING A NEW ENGINE
548
00:22:40,989 --> 00:22:43,495
FOR THE SIX-DOOR TRIPLE-AXLE F-550
549
00:22:43,497 --> 00:22:46,762
THAT WOULD COME TO BE KNOWN AS "THE SUPER SIX."
550
00:22:50,493 --> 00:22:51,976
GOING UP!
551
00:22:51,978 --> 00:22:53,725
MY GUT'S, LIKE, IN KNOTS RIGHT NOW.
552
00:22:53,727 --> 00:22:54,946
WHY?
553
00:22:54,948 --> 00:22:58,510
JUST THINKING IF THIS THING'S GONNA FIRE OR NOT, DUDE.
554
00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,127
ALL RIGHT. MOMENT OF TRUTH.
555
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,514
LET'S SEE IF IT WANTS TO CRANK.
556
00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,182
AH,
557
00:23:11,184 --> 00:23:13,294
Chavis: NORMALLY, I'D BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS THING APART,
558
00:23:13,296 --> 00:23:14,845
FIGURE OUT WHAT PART FAILED, AND FIX IT.
559
00:23:14,847 --> 00:23:17,188
WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME. THIS HAS TO BE DONE NOW.
560
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:20,422
OUR ONLY OPTION IS TO GET A NEW ENGINE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.
561
00:23:20,424 --> 00:23:22,897
HEAVY D WAS LEFT WITH NO CHOICE
562
00:23:22,899 --> 00:23:25,208
BUT TO BUY BACK A TRUCK HE HAD SOLD,
563
00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:28,474
REMOVE THE ENGINE, AND TRY AGAIN.
564
00:23:28,476 --> 00:23:29,629
GOOD?
565
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,311
OH!
566
00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:42,895
Man: YEAH!
567
00:23:42,897 --> 00:23:44,710
YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOST EMBARRASSING BREAKDOWN WAS?
568
00:23:44,712 --> 00:23:46,394
WHAT?
569
00:23:46,396 --> 00:23:48,076
THE TIME OUR LAWYER GAVE US A BUILD
570
00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,924
AND WE'RE DRIVING IT BACK AND IT BROKE DOWN
571
00:23:49,926 --> 00:23:51,311
IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN.
572
00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:54,709
I WASN'T THERE, AND I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING THAT ON TV.
573
00:23:54,711 --> 00:23:56,887
WELL, NOW HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!
574
00:23:56,889 --> 00:24:00,418
Cole: BUT BEHOLD...
575
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:03,190
GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
576
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:06,029
1988 JEEP WAGONEER.
577
00:24:06,031 --> 00:24:08,569
DUDE. THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME.
578
00:24:12,795 --> 00:24:14,674
-DUDE... -WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS?
579
00:24:14,676 --> 00:24:16,225
Cole: A CLIENT PAID ME WITH IT, MAN.
580
00:24:16,227 --> 00:24:18,634
WAS YOUR CLIENT HARRY FROM "HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS?"
581
00:24:18,636 --> 00:24:21,175
Cole: NO, MY CLIENT WAS BROKE, AS THEY OFTEN ARE.
582
00:24:21,177 --> 00:24:24,278
YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN PAID IN GUNS AND HOT TUBS
583
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,861
AND NOW A JEEP WAGONEER.
584
00:24:25,863 --> 00:24:29,426
DUDE, THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY SWEET.
585
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:33,154
THIS WAS, LIKE, LUXURY BACK IN THE DAY. LOOK AT THIS.
586
00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:35,828
1988, POWER SEATS, POWER WINDOWS,
587
00:24:35,830 --> 00:24:37,510
POWER LOCKS, LEATHER...
588
00:24:37,512 --> 00:24:39,920
THESE ARE CLASSICS. SO, HERE'S THE DEAL, GUYS.
589
00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:41,173
GRAND CANYON. FIVE KIDS.
590
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,659
-I'M IN. -IN THREE WEEKS.
591
00:24:42,661 --> 00:24:44,308
DID WE JUST GET INVITED ON A FAMILY TRIP?
592
00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:45,464
-YEAH. -BUT I NEED EVERYTHING, GUYS.
593
00:24:45,466 --> 00:24:46,585
I NEED THE WORKS.
594
00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:49,192
I NEED EXTERIOR, INTERIOR, AND I THINK BEST OF ALL --
595
00:24:49,194 --> 00:24:50,578
I NEED A DIESEL ENGINE.
596
00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:55,001
-YEAH. -GET ON IT.
597
00:24:55,003 --> 00:24:57,345
WHOO-HOO!
598
00:24:57,347 --> 00:24:58,235
THREE WEEKS!
599
00:24:58,237 --> 00:25:00,478
SEE YOU LATTER, ESQUIRE!
600
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,118
OH, BOY.
601
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,418
AND WE'RE OFF! OH, THERE GOES...
602
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,102
HOLD ON. OH, DON'T DO THAT.
603
00:25:08,104 --> 00:25:09,818
OH, WHY'D IT JUST DIE?
604
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,963
OH, MAN, YOU'RE ALL THE WAY DEAD.
605
00:25:11,965 --> 00:25:13,579
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY JUICE?
606
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,892
THAT'S SOMETHING CLICKING.
607
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:20,806
THAT'S A LOOSE CONNECTION SOMEWHERE.
608
00:25:20,808 --> 00:25:23,974
GOT NO POWER TO THE JEEP WAGONEER.
609
00:25:23,976 --> 00:25:25,657
-WIGGLE IT. -WIGGLE, WIGGLE.
610
00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:29,650
JIGGLE IT.
611
00:25:29,652 --> 00:25:30,608
ANYTHING?
612
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,422
WHERE'D ALL THE POWER GO?
613
00:25:32,424 --> 00:25:33,709
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE!
614
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,151
SHOULD WE JUST HOOK IT TO THE MOTOR
615
00:25:36,153 --> 00:25:37,867
SINCE WE'RE PULLING IT OUT ANYWAY?
616
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,639
Heavy D: COLE SABOTAGED US.
617
00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:43,180
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST A LAWYER.
618
00:25:43,182 --> 00:25:44,468
ESPECIALLY OUR OWN LAWYER.
619
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:45,985
DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE?
620
00:25:45,987 --> 00:25:47,569
HE GAVE ME THE LOOK LIKE, "OH, YOU'LL BE FINE."
621
00:25:47,571 --> 00:25:48,658
"HAVE FUN, GUYS. HEH, HEH!"
622
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:50,044
YEAH, HERE'S THE KEYS.
623
00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:53,443
ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S RED BEARD? LET'S GET A ROPE ON THIS THING.
624
00:25:53,445 --> 00:25:56,447
RED BEARD!
625
00:25:56,449 --> 00:25:58,789
HEY. THIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR YOU.
626
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,406
-FOR ME? -HAVE YOU EVER TOWED SOMEONE?
627
00:26:00,408 --> 00:26:01,760
OH, DUDE, I'VE TOWED.
628
00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:03,145
IF THERE'S NO TENSION, DON'T FLOOR IT.
629
00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:04,565
DUDE, THERE'S ALWAYS TENSION BETWEEN US.
630
00:26:04,567 --> 00:26:05,521
EASE IT INTO IT.
631
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,040
AND THEN GIVE IT A TUG.
632
00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:08,393
OKAY. A LITTLE TUG.
633
00:26:08,395 --> 00:26:10,010
UGH.
634
00:26:10,012 --> 00:26:11,033
IT'S NOT GOING NOWHERE.
635
00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:12,319
HE'S GOT TO BECOME A MAN SOMETIME.
636
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,442
HEY, BRO.
637
00:26:13,444 --> 00:26:15,850
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE FOR YOUR MAN CARD.
638
00:26:15,852 --> 00:26:19,481
I FEEL LIKE I ALREADY HAVE THAT!
639
00:26:19,483 --> 00:26:22,087
COLE TOTALLY SET US UP.
640
00:26:22,089 --> 00:26:23,772
GRANDMA, LET'S GO!
641
00:26:23,774 --> 00:26:25,552
WHAT'S HE DOING?
642
00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:28,391
Diesel Dave: IT'S THE LETTER D!
643
00:26:28,393 --> 00:26:33,605
LIKE DIESEL!
644
00:26:33,607 --> 00:26:35,089
-THAT'S WHY. -OH, OH, OH, OH!
645
00:26:35,091 --> 00:26:36,146
HE WENT FOR IT.
646
00:26:36,148 --> 00:26:37,498
I DON'T HAVE A TURN SIGNAL.
647
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:43,670
NOW I RAN OVER THE LINE.
648
00:26:43,672 --> 00:26:45,484
HE WENT FOR A FULL-ON SLACK PARTY.
649
00:26:45,486 --> 00:26:47,234
GET US TIED UP AGAIN.
650
00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:48,916
PASS ME YOUR MAN CARD!
651
00:26:48,918 --> 00:26:50,996
WE JUST TALKED ABOUT SLACK!
652
00:26:50,998 --> 00:26:54,758
YEAH, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
653
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,025
YOU ONLY GOT MORE SHOT AT IT.
654
00:26:58,027 --> 00:26:59,047
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO, RED BEARD.
655
00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:00,235
-OKAY. -LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
656
00:27:00,237 --> 00:27:01,555
-YOU KNOW -- -HEY. HEY!
657
00:27:01,557 --> 00:27:02,744
-YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT? -I KNOW HOW IT WORKS!
658
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,030
KEEP THE TENSION!
659
00:27:08,982 --> 00:27:12,082
Diesel Dave: GREAT WORK, RED BEARD! YOU'RE REALLY DOING A GOOD JOB!
660
00:27:14,229 --> 00:27:17,726
HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
661
00:27:17,728 --> 00:27:19,540
JUST BREAKING DOWN DOWNTOWN.
662
00:27:22,281 --> 00:27:23,566
YOU COULDN'T --
663
00:27:23,568 --> 00:27:24,887
YOU COULDN'T SAY, LIKE, WE WERE FILMING A TV SHOW?
664
00:27:24,889 --> 00:27:26,206
YOU JUST HAD TO SAY WE WERE BREAKING DOWN?
665
00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:28,318
I JUST KNOW I DROVE BY, LIKE, MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION BACK THERE.
666
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,421
THAT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE.
667
00:27:31,423 --> 00:27:32,674
A LOT OF BLONDE GIRLS.
668
00:27:32,676 --> 00:27:34,720
HEY! "OH, THERE'S DAVE.
669
00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:36,865
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?
670
00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,482
OH, YOU'RE IN A WAGONEER THAT'S BEING PULLED."
671
00:27:41,158 --> 00:27:44,224
MOST LIKELY TO BREAK DOWN DOWNTOWN.
672
00:27:47,031 --> 00:27:48,647
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
673
00:27:48,649 --> 00:27:51,385
COMING UP NEXT, WE'RE COVERING OUR BIGGEST LISTS
674
00:27:51,387 --> 00:27:53,036
AND OUR BIGGEST LOSSES.
675
00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:57,127
DAMN IT. THE SHIPPING COMPANY MESSED UP!
676
00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,038
Diesel Dave: AFTER HOURS OF HELPING GHOST WRITE A BOOK
677
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,083
WE DISCOVERED HEAVY D WAS WRITING,
678
00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:09,634
THE MUSCLE AND I STRUGGLED TO
679
00:28:09,636 --> 00:28:12,076
COMPLETE THE CHAPTER THAT DEFINED OUR STYLE
680
00:28:12,078 --> 00:28:15,145
AND HOW WE SET OURSELVES APART FROM THE COMPETITION,
681
00:28:15,147 --> 00:28:18,049
OUR NEED TO BRING OUR BUILDS TO NEW HEIGHTS.
682
00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:25,243
OKAY, SO THE BOOK OBVIOUSLY HAS TO TALK ABOUT
683
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,695
HOW WE LIKE BIG TRUCKS.
684
00:28:26,697 --> 00:28:27,982
WE LOVE BIG TRUCKS.
685
00:28:27,984 --> 00:28:31,282
"ONCE YOU'VE SETTLED IN ON YOUR PERFECT DIESEL TRUCK,
686
00:28:31,284 --> 00:28:33,889
THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO DO
687
00:28:33,891 --> 00:28:36,430
IS TO MAKE SURE THAT IT IS RIDING HIGH."
688
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,703
"FOR A REALLY CUSTOM JOB,
689
00:28:45,705 --> 00:28:48,541
TRYING TAKING THE ENTIRE DRIVE TRAIN AND AXLES
690
00:28:48,543 --> 00:28:51,610
FROM ONE VEHICLE AND FABRICATING THEM FOR ANOTHER.
691
00:28:53,229 --> 00:28:55,076
TO TURN THIS GAS ENGINE EL CAMINO
692
00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:57,452
INTO A LIFTED OFF-ROAD DIESEL-POWERED MACHINE,
693
00:28:57,454 --> 00:28:59,234
WE HAVE TO FIRST REMOVE ALL OF OUR
694
00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:01,708
LIGHTWEIGHT SUSPENSION COMPONENTS AND FRAME DAMAGE.
695
00:29:05,538 --> 00:29:07,385
Man: OH, THERE GOES ALL THE OIL.
696
00:29:07,387 --> 00:29:09,529
THIS WAY, WE CAN REBUILD OUR ENTIRE UNDERSTRUCTURE
697
00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:11,179
WITH HEAVY-DUTY DRIVE TRAIN COMPONENTS
698
00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:12,829
THAT WILL HOLD UP TO THE HORSEPOWER
699
00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:15,634
OF OUR NEW DIESEL ENGINE.
700
00:29:15,636 --> 00:29:16,921
I WANT TO BRING IN THE DONOR TRUCK
701
00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,109
AND PUT IT RIGHT HERE BESIDE IT.
702
00:29:19,794 --> 00:29:21,707
TO GET ALL THE DRIVE TRAIN COMPONENTS WE NEED,
703
00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:22,828
WE'RE GONNA USE THIS OLD CHEVY
704
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,445
THAT'S BEEN KICKING AROUND OUR BACK LOT.
705
00:29:24,447 --> 00:29:27,317
Man: COME ON, SLOW POKE! LET'S GO!
706
00:29:27,319 --> 00:29:29,396
Steve: WE BUILD SO MUCH CUSTOM STUFF
707
00:29:29,398 --> 00:29:31,310
THAT WE ALWAYS HAVE LEFTOVER PARTS.
708
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:32,498
THAT'LL NEVER WORK!
709
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,807
THIS OLD CHEVY IS GIVING US THE TRANSFER CASE
710
00:29:34,809 --> 00:29:38,207
THAT WILL SPLIT THE POWER FROM THE TRANSMISSION TO THE GROUND.
711
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,790
WHOA!
712
00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:42,266
AND OUR NEW HEAVY-DUTY AXLES WILL TAKE THAT POWER
713
00:29:42,268 --> 00:29:44,576
FROM THE DIESEL ENGINE AND GET IT TO THE TIRES.
714
00:29:44,578 --> 00:29:46,522
Man: ROLL US OUT, CHAV!
715
00:29:46,524 --> 00:29:47,909
-THERE YOU GO. -THERE YOU GO.
716
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,911
-THERE YOU GO. -WHOO!
717
00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:52,231
HEY!
718
00:29:59,856 --> 00:30:01,274
HOLD, HOLD, HOLD.
719
00:30:01,276 --> 00:30:03,947
Man: OH,
720
00:30:03,949 --> 00:30:05,068
-THAT'S OKAY! -THEY'RE OUT.
721
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,553
Steve: MY FINGERS WEREN'T IN THERE.
722
00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:12,494
IT'S LIKE YOU CAN'T THINK YOUR OWN BABY'S UGLY,
723
00:30:12,496 --> 00:30:14,407
BUT DEEP DOWN, YOU REALLY DO.
724
00:30:14,409 --> 00:30:16,817
A CERTAIN KIND OF UGLY ONLY A MAMA COULD LOVE.
725
00:30:16,819 --> 00:30:17,707
YEAH.
726
00:30:17,709 --> 00:30:21,139
OH, MY GOSH, THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
727
00:30:21,141 --> 00:30:23,747
YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WE BUILT AN EL CAMINO?
728
00:30:23,749 --> 00:30:24,934
THERE'S A MOTHER THAT LOVES ITS UGLY BABY RIGHT THERE.
729
00:30:24,936 --> 00:30:26,255
IT IS.
730
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:28,333
Diesel Dave: "OF COURSE, THE EL CAMINO'S DANCE
731
00:30:28,335 --> 00:30:32,788
ALMOST NEVER WAS BECAUSE MUSCLE COULDN'T FIND THE PARTS."
732
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,274
UGH.
733
00:30:34,276 --> 00:30:36,056
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DO A STORY
734
00:30:36,058 --> 00:30:37,078
ABOUT HOW I FORGET STUFF?
735
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,389
WELL...
736
00:30:39,391 --> 00:30:41,863
I WAS JUST GONNA TELL SOME UNSEEN STORY
737
00:30:41,865 --> 00:30:44,800
OF WHEN YOU FORGOT THE LIFT FOR MY EL CAMINO.
738
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:48,067
GREAT. I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE THAT ONE OUT.
739
00:30:48,069 --> 00:30:50,048
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? WE NEED PARTS.
740
00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:52,424
Steve: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY PARTS.
741
00:30:52,426 --> 00:30:53,380
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PARTS, STEVE?
742
00:30:53,382 --> 00:30:54,569
NOTHING!
743
00:30:54,571 --> 00:30:55,723
OR YOU DON'T HAVE ALL OF THE PARTS?
744
00:30:55,725 --> 00:30:57,308
WE DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO WORK ON THE EL CAMINO.
745
00:30:57,310 --> 00:30:58,859
THAT'S BULL
746
00:30:58,861 --> 00:31:01,366
WE'RE AT A STANDSTILL TILL THAT GETS HERE.
747
00:31:01,368 --> 00:31:02,554
SHH.
748
00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:04,567
I DON'T NEED HEAVY D PISSED OFF AT ME
749
00:31:04,569 --> 00:31:06,580
'CAUSE I HAVE OUR GUYS STANDING AROUND.
750
00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:08,990
I'VE GOT TO GET THIS THING DONE.
751
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,804
THEY SHIFTED THE LIFT KIT FOUR DAYS AGO.
752
00:31:10,806 --> 00:31:13,939
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY AT THE VERY, VERY LATEST.
753
00:31:28,395 --> 00:31:30,835
NOTHING'S HERE. EVERYTHING'S GONE.
754
00:31:30,837 --> 00:31:32,189
DAMN IT.
755
00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:35,125
THE SHIPPING COMPANY MESSED UP!
756
00:31:36,612 --> 00:31:40,241
Diesel Dave: "WITH THE MUSCLE AWAY LOOKING FOR HIS MISSING PARTS,
757
00:31:40,243 --> 00:31:43,046
THE MECHANICS FOUND OTHER WAYS TO OCCUPY THEIR TIME."
758
00:31:43,048 --> 00:31:45,850
-ALL RIGHT, READY? -YEAH.
759
00:31:45,852 --> 00:31:48,029
-READY? -YEAH.
760
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:52,219
GO!
761
00:31:52,221 --> 00:31:56,410
OH!
762
00:31:56,412 --> 00:31:58,390
-YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE HORSE. -THAT ONE DIDN'T WORK VERY WELL.
763
00:31:58,392 --> 00:32:00,733
-NO. -WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
764
00:32:00,735 --> 00:32:03,934
-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. -YOU GUYS ARE JOUSTING.
765
00:32:03,936 --> 00:32:05,782
NO.
766
00:32:05,784 --> 00:32:07,960
WE DON'T HAVE ANY PARTS TO WORK ON THE EL CAMINO.
767
00:32:07,962 --> 00:32:11,392
MUSCLE SEEMS TO HAVE DROPPED THE BALL.
768
00:32:11,394 --> 00:32:14,461
Diesel Dave: "DESPITE THE MUSCLE'S NUMEROUS SETBACKS,
769
00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:16,936
IN THE END, THE EL CAMINO WAS COMPLETED.
770
00:32:19,941 --> 00:32:23,965
AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.
771
00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:27,628
SOMETIMES, YOUR TIRES AND AXLES ARE SO BIG
772
00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:31,457
THAT IT REQUIRES AN ENTIRELY NEW SUBFRAME."
773
00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:34,657
Steve: THIS THING'S STRIPPED DOWN ABOUT AS A FAR AS WE DARE TO GO.
774
00:32:34,659 --> 00:32:35,747
NO REAR SUSPENSION.
775
00:32:35,749 --> 00:32:37,166
I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.
776
00:32:37,168 --> 00:32:38,848
FRONT'S TORN OFF. GOOD TO GO.
777
00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:40,135
FRONT'S COMPLETELY OFF.
778
00:32:40,137 --> 00:32:41,852
Heavy D: SO, YOU'RE REDRAWING THE STOCK FRAME RAIL...
779
00:32:41,854 --> 00:32:42,973
Joel: EXACTLY.
780
00:32:42,975 --> 00:32:44,095
...SO THAT YOU CAN BUILD THE SUBFRAME OFF OF IT.
781
00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:45,613
YEP, AND THEN FROM THERE, WE'LL MAKE SURE,
782
00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,560
FUNCTIONALLY, THAT ALL SUSPENSION STUFF CHECKS OUT.
783
00:32:47,562 --> 00:32:49,342
THEN, FROM THERE, IT'S TIME TO START PUTTING
784
00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:51,256
YOUR GUYS' TUBING, BENDERS, AND NOTCHERS TO WORK.
785
00:32:53,602 --> 00:32:55,349
Steve: WE'RE BUILDING THIS SUBFRAME
786
00:32:55,351 --> 00:32:57,197
OUT OF 2-INCH, .120 WALL D.O.M. TUBING
787
00:32:57,199 --> 00:32:58,550
THAT'S DRAWN OVER A MANDREL.
788
00:32:58,552 --> 00:33:00,794
IT'S A SEAMLESS TUBE THAT'S STRONGER AND LIGHTER
789
00:33:00,796 --> 00:33:01,816
THAN A SOLID COUNTERPART.
790
00:33:09,870 --> 00:33:12,310
LOOKS PRETTY DANG GOOD FROM HERE.
791
00:33:12,312 --> 00:33:13,795
NOW THAT THE SUBFRAME'S BUILT,
792
00:33:13,797 --> 00:33:15,511
WE NEED TO GET THESE AXLES IN PLACE
793
00:33:15,513 --> 00:33:16,766
TO FINISH OUR SUSPENSION.
794
00:33:16,768 --> 00:33:18,316
BEHIND YOU, JOEL.
795
00:33:18,318 --> 00:33:20,098
WHOO!
796
00:33:21,982 --> 00:33:24,223
WATCH YOUR EYES.
797
00:33:24,225 --> 00:33:26,566
SO, I GOT THIS WHOLE THING PRETTY WELL MOCKED UP.
798
00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:29,404
I GOT THOSE 64-INCH-TALL TIRES IN HERE.
799
00:33:29,406 --> 00:33:31,648
I GOT YOU A LINK IN THERE
800
00:33:31,650 --> 00:33:33,760
SO WE CAN MAKE SURE, WITH THAT REAR STEERING,
801
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,807
THAT THAT'S GONNA CLEAR THAT LINK ARM.
802
00:33:35,809 --> 00:33:37,556
LOOKS LIKE THE SUBFRAME'S DONE.
803
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:40,195
-YEAH, SUBFRAME'S ALL DONE. -THAT IS JUST HUGE.
804
00:33:40,197 --> 00:33:42,802
Diesel Dave: "WITH THE SUBFRAME AND SUSPENSION COMPLETE,
805
00:33:42,804 --> 00:33:46,597
HERCULES WAS BORN AND SET FREE TO RULE THE MUD."
806
00:33:46,599 --> 00:33:47,917
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
807
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,419
WHOA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
808
00:33:54,421 --> 00:33:58,609
WOW! WOW!
809
00:33:58,611 --> 00:34:00,061
Heavy D: SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
810
00:34:00,063 --> 00:34:04,483
COMING UP, AMAZING FINISHES AND SURPRISE ENDINGS.
811
00:34:04,485 --> 00:34:05,969
WE MADE SOME CHANGES TO YOUR BOOK.
812
00:34:05,971 --> 00:34:07,783
HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. -WHAT?
813
00:34:19,665 --> 00:34:22,402
AMERICA, WE'VE ALL HEARD THE STORY
814
00:34:22,404 --> 00:34:26,396
OF HOW I SAVED HEAVY D'S TRUCK FROM UTTER DISASTER
815
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:31,313
BY SIPHONING GASOLINE OUT OF THE DIESEL FUEL TANK.
816
00:34:31,315 --> 00:34:35,305
MISFUELING, AS THIS TRAGIC PHENOMENON IS KNOWN,
817
00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:38,770
HAPPENS TO OVER 100,000 PEOPLE EVERY YEAR.
818
00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:41,971
PERHAPS THEY'RE DISTRACTED BY KIDS IN THE BACK SEAT,
819
00:34:41,973 --> 00:34:43,654
OR MAYBE THEY'RE STARING AT A REFLECTION
820
00:34:43,656 --> 00:34:45,997
OF THEIR GLISTENING BEARD IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR.
821
00:34:45,999 --> 00:34:48,472
WHATEVER THE CAUSE OF THE MIX-UP,
822
00:34:48,474 --> 00:34:51,541
THE DAMAGE INFLICTED DEPENDS ON WHICH FUEL
823
00:34:51,543 --> 00:34:53,422
YOU'RE PUTTING INTO WHICH ENGINE.
824
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:54,677
IN A DIESEL MOTOR,
825
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,481
THE FUEL IS INJECTED DIRECTLY INTO THE CYLINDER
826
00:34:57,483 --> 00:35:01,111
AND THEN IGNITED BY SUPER-COMPRESSED AIR.
827
00:35:01,113 --> 00:35:04,147
NOW, IF YOU WERE TO TAKE A LESS VISCOUS FUEL,
828
00:35:04,149 --> 00:35:06,358
GASOLINE, IT'S THINNER.
829
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,186
AND PUT IT THROUGH THAT FUEL PUMP, IT'S GONNA CAUSE GRINDING,
830
00:35:10,188 --> 00:35:12,892
WHICH CAN ULTIMATELY DESTROY YOUR INJECTION PUMP
831
00:35:12,894 --> 00:35:14,344
AND YOUR INJECTOR,
832
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,061
NOT TO MENTION THE ADDITIONAL DAMAGE
833
00:35:16,063 --> 00:35:18,569
THAT CAN OCCUR FROM THE PRE-DETONATION OF THE GASOLINE
834
00:35:18,571 --> 00:35:20,416
BEING INJECTED INTO THE CYLINDER.
835
00:35:22,564 --> 00:35:26,125
NOW, IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THOSE UNFORTUNATE SOULS
836
00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:29,029
THAT HAVE TO DRIVE A GASOLINE-POWERED VEHICLE
837
00:35:29,031 --> 00:35:33,022
AND YOU PUT DIESEL FUEL INTO YOUR GASOLINE-POWERED VEHICLE,
838
00:35:33,024 --> 00:35:35,134
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT MORE FORTUNATE THAN YOU THINK.
839
00:35:35,136 --> 00:35:36,982
GASOLINE ENGINES CAUSE COMBUSTION
840
00:35:36,984 --> 00:35:39,227
BY USING A SPARK PLUG,
841
00:35:39,229 --> 00:35:41,571
SO NOT ALL THE DIESEL FUEL IS GOING TO IGNITE
842
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:44,408
BECAUSE DIESEL FUEL HAS A LOWER FLASH POINT,
843
00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:48,301
WHICH MEANS IT'S GOING TO KEEP RUNNING TO SOME CAPACITY
844
00:35:48,303 --> 00:35:49,786
AND WHEN ALL THE DIESEL FUEL
845
00:35:49,788 --> 00:35:51,898
HAS BEEN DRAINED FROM YOUR FUEL TANK,
846
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,548
THERE SHOULD BE NO LASTING DAMAGE
847
00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:55,924
TO YOUR POOR GASOLINE MOTOR.
848
00:35:55,926 --> 00:35:59,851
IF YOU'RE EVER IN DOUBT IN ANY SITUATION OF WHAT FUEL GOES IN,
849
00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:02,392
REACH FOR THAT GREEN HANDLE, THAT YELLOW HANDLE,
850
00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:05,329
THAT HANDLE MARKED WITH THE GOLDEN WORD --
851
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:07,936
"DIESEL," -- AND YOU'LL BE SAFE.
852
00:36:18,664 --> 00:36:19,816
Diesel Dave: THE MUSCLE AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUR WAY CHAPTER
853
00:36:19,818 --> 00:36:22,127
BY CHAPTER IMPROVING THE BOOK WE FOUND HEAVY D
854
00:36:22,129 --> 00:36:24,338
TO BE WRITING ABOUT OUR SHOP.
855
00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:26,878
THOUGH GHOSTWRITING PROVED TO BE A MORE DIFFICULT TASK
856
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,694
THAN WE BOTH HAD IMAGINED,
857
00:36:28,696 --> 00:36:31,729
WE HAD FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE FINISH TOUCHES --
858
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:35,227
THE FINAL CHAPTER THAT BRINGS THE WHOLE BUILD TOGETHER.
859
00:36:39,552 --> 00:36:41,464
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE VEHICLE
860
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,586
IS THE FINISHING TOUCHES, THOUGH.
861
00:36:42,588 --> 00:36:44,005
I MEAN, YOU COULD SLAP ANYTHING TOGETHER,
862
00:36:44,007 --> 00:36:46,744
AND IF IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP, NO ONE'S GONNA WANT IT.
863
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,493
I KNOW A LOT ABOUT BODY WORK.
864
00:36:48,495 --> 00:36:52,124
YOU DO? OH! I GET IT.
865
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,565
"FOR AN EXTRA 'WOW' FACTOR,
866
00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:56,710
CONSIDER RE-PURPOSING BODY PARTS
867
00:36:56,712 --> 00:36:59,350
FROM ANOTHER MAKE OR MODEL." -TRUCK FENDER.
868
00:36:59,352 --> 00:37:00,539
TRUCK FENDER AND CADILLAC FENDER.
869
00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:01,726
CADILLAC FENDER.
870
00:37:01,728 --> 00:37:02,914
THERE'S A PRETTY DIFFERENT BODY LINE THERE, HUH?
871
00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:04,465
-OH, YEAH. -SO, NOW WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
872
00:37:04,467 --> 00:37:06,974
HOW TO TAKE THIS PART OF THIS TRUCK, BASICALLY,
873
00:37:06,976 --> 00:37:09,019
AND GRAFT IT ONTO THE CADILLAC FENDER
874
00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:11,560
SO THAT THIS PART OF THE FENDER
875
00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:12,913
BLENDS WITH THE REST OF THE TRUCK
876
00:37:12,915 --> 00:37:15,388
AND NOT WITH THE CADILLAC.
877
00:37:22,815 --> 00:37:24,892
-I GOT IT. -JUST KIND OF SLIDES IN.
878
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:25,981
REAL NICE GAP. -OH, YEAH.
879
00:37:25,983 --> 00:37:27,335
THEN THE BUMPER WILL SIT RIGHT THERE
880
00:37:27,337 --> 00:37:29,050
AND KIND OF RESTS UNDERNEATH HERE.
881
00:37:29,052 --> 00:37:31,525
THAT LOOKS AWESOME.
882
00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:37,663
"SOME VEHICLES MAY REQUIRE A LITTLE MORE TLC THAN OTHERS."
883
00:37:38,754 --> 00:37:43,240
Diesel Dave: AFTER PURCHASING THE HOLY GRAIL OF TRUCKS...
884
00:37:43,242 --> 00:37:44,923
SO, WHY YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THIS THING, MAN?
885
00:37:44,925 --> 00:37:48,619
I JUST GOT WARRANTS. I GOT STUFF I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF.
886
00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:50,402
SOME WARRANTS?
887
00:37:50,404 --> 00:37:53,602
WE DECIDED TO BUILD IT FOR A GIVEAWAY.
888
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:58,355
HEY, HEY. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
889
00:37:58,357 --> 00:38:01,687
Diesel Dave: THE CONDITION OF THE CAB SET THE FULL PROJECT BACK...
890
00:38:03,769 --> 00:38:05,845
THAT RUST IS THAT BAD?
891
00:38:05,847 --> 00:38:08,981
ARE YOU GUYS DOING SOME RUST REMOVAL?
892
00:38:08,983 --> 00:38:11,884
...FORCING RED BEARD TO THE SANDBLASTING.
893
00:38:15,747 --> 00:38:20,828
-PRETTY GOOD. DONE? -GOOD.
894
00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:22,444
THAT WAS WAY EASIER WITH YOU.
895
00:38:22,446 --> 00:38:25,513
Diesel Dave: AND SENTENCING THE CAB TO WEEKS IN THE BODY SHOP
896
00:38:25,515 --> 00:38:29,672
WHERE IT WAS PATCHED, SMOOTHED, PAINTED.
897
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:35,545
FINALLY, WE DETAILED IT USING THE ANCIENT ART OF PINSTRIPING.
898
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:39,670
A ONE-OF-A-KIND LOOK FOR A ONE-OF-A-KIND TRUCK.
899
00:38:39,672 --> 00:38:41,452
THAT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY,
900
00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:43,102
BUT I DON'T WANT TO END THIS BOOK
901
00:38:43,104 --> 00:38:45,478
TALKING ABOUT PAINT AND PARTS.
902
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,567
WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE END THE BOOK WITH?
903
00:38:46,569 --> 00:38:47,821
REALLY?
904
00:38:47,823 --> 00:38:49,570
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THAT WE WOULD END THE BOOK
905
00:38:49,572 --> 00:38:51,682
ABOUT HOW COOL IT IS TO COME TO WORK EVERY DAY
906
00:38:51,684 --> 00:38:53,299
AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR FOUR BEST FRIENDS?
907
00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:54,685
COME ON.
908
00:38:58,614 --> 00:39:00,196
HEY, HONEY.
909
00:39:00,198 --> 00:39:02,011
YEAH? FLOOR IT.
910
00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:06,763
BAHHHH!
911
00:39:10,956 --> 00:39:12,670
I CAN ROLL OVER.
912
00:39:12,672 --> 00:39:15,079
WE CAN WAKE UP AND PLAY PATTY CAKE EVERY MORNING.
913
00:39:15,081 --> 00:39:16,729
-THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. -WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
914
00:39:16,731 --> 00:39:20,491
Man: THAT'S NOT THE WAY YOU DO IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
915
00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:33,229
WHAT STRETCH ARE YOU DOING?!
916
00:39:38,347 --> 00:39:40,556
POUTY LIPS, MUSCLE. POUTY LIPS.
917
00:39:45,837 --> 00:39:48,080
HE'S STRANGE, LIKE GANGLY LOOKING.
918
00:39:48,082 --> 00:39:51,479
Heavy D: OKAY, NOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN ENGAGEMENT PHOTO.
919
00:39:51,481 --> 00:39:54,811
Diesel Dave: AND WITH A FINAL NOD TO OUR EVERLASTING FRIENDSHIPS,
920
00:39:54,813 --> 00:39:58,705
WE FINISHED THE BOOK, AND IT WAS TIME TO RETURN IT TO HEAVY D.
921
00:39:58,707 --> 00:40:02,632
BOOM! WE CRUSHED THIS BOOK YEAH.
922
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,744
-YOU'RE WELCOME. -LET'S GO GET SOME BURRITOS.
923
00:40:04,746 --> 00:40:07,120
YOU'RE TELLING ME CHIP VERSUS DALE
924
00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:09,463
IN A FIGHT, YOU'RE TELLING ME CHIP WINS?
925
00:40:09,465 --> 00:40:10,552
-YES. -THE PIPELINE --
926
00:40:10,554 --> 00:40:12,928
HEY.
927
00:40:12,930 --> 00:40:17,153
FOUND THIS. DOWNSTAIRS.
928
00:40:17,155 --> 00:40:19,166
-DID YOU GO THROUGH IT? -YEAH.
929
00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:20,947
THE BROWSER HISTORY'S DELETED, THOUGH.
930
00:40:20,949 --> 00:40:22,861
WE, UH -- WE MADE SOME CHANGES TO YOUR BOOK.
931
00:40:22,863 --> 00:40:25,633
HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. -WHAT?
932
00:40:25,635 --> 00:40:26,887
IT'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF IN THERE.
933
00:40:26,889 --> 00:40:28,636
I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD STUFF IN THERE, SO...
934
00:40:28,638 --> 00:40:29,989
DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW COMPUTER PROGRAMS WORK?
935
00:40:29,991 --> 00:40:31,375
LIKE, IF YOU DO CHANGES AND YOU HIT "SAVE,"
936
00:40:31,377 --> 00:40:32,464
THAT MEANS THE OTHER ONES ARE GONE?
937
00:40:32,466 --> 00:40:33,487
Diesel Dave: YOU'RE WELCOME.
938
00:40:33,489 --> 00:40:35,203
NO. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WORK, BUT...
939
00:40:35,205 --> 00:40:37,811
-YOU'RE WELCOME. -DID YOU SAVE THE OLD COPY?
940
00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:39,065
-YOU'RE WELCOME. -YOU'RE WELCOME.
941
00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:42,133
YOU'RE WRITING A BOOK?
942
00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,684
AND WITH THE MUSCLE'S CONTRIBUTIONS
943
00:40:43,686 --> 00:40:45,864
EDITED OUT OF THE FINAL VERSION OF THE BOOK,
944
00:40:45,866 --> 00:40:47,843
THUS ENDS THE TALE OF HOW I ACHIEVED
945
00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:49,922
MY FIRST CO-AUTHOR CREDIT.
946
00:40:49,924 --> 00:40:53,420
I HAVE MY NAME ALONGSIDE HEAVY D'S ON THE COVER OF A BOOK.
947
00:40:53,422 --> 00:40:56,027
JUST LIKE ALL THE ADVENTURES THAT HAVE PASSED
948
00:40:56,029 --> 00:40:58,633
AND HOW IT WILL BE FOR ALL THE ADVENTURES THAT ARE YET TO COME.
949
00:41:02,034 --> 00:41:03,122
WHOO-HOO!
950
00:41:03,124 --> 00:41:05,563
IS THIS LIKE A KID'S CAR?
951
00:41:08,073 --> 00:41:09,424
- OUT OF HERE.
952
00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:10,711
Heavy D: THIS THING IS GONNA BE OUR FIRST LOW RIDER.
953
00:41:10,713 --> 00:41:13,219
-WHAT? -YEAH. WE'RE SLAMMING IT.
954
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,364
YEAH!
955
00:41:15,366 --> 00:41:19,357
-OH! OH! -WOW.
956
00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,889
WHOO!
957
00:41:22,891 --> 00:41:24,604
IT'S A BRAND-NEW NISSAN TITAN WITH A CUMMINS IN IT.
958
00:41:24,606 --> 00:41:27,376
SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN MY TEETH.
959
00:41:27,378 --> 00:41:30,115
WE JUST GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE GUYS WHO RUN MINT 400,
960
00:41:30,117 --> 00:41:31,336
SO NOW WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
961
00:41:31,338 --> 00:41:34,439
HOW TO GET TO THE RACE WITH A RACE TRUCK.
962
00:41:34,441 --> 00:41:36,022
Man: STOP, STOP, STOP.
963
00:41:36,024 --> 00:41:39,751
Man #2: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE REAR STEER TO BE ACTING UP LIKE THAT.
964
00:41:39,753 --> 00:41:42,656
SOMEBODY'S BEAT THIS THING TO HELL AND BACK.
965
00:41:42,658 --> 00:41:46,219
WE ARE STARTING A GIVEAWAY FOR EITHER ONE OF THESE TRUCKS.
966
00:41:46,221 --> 00:41:49,123
GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN!
967
00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,994
OH! YEAH. WE'RE HAVING A BABY!
968
00:41:51,996 --> 00:41:53,545
WHOO!
969
00:41:53,547 --> 00:41:56,152
I HAVE THE MONSTER JAM GUYS HERE FOR YOU TODAY.
970
00:41:56,154 --> 00:41:58,462
WHOO!
970
00:41:59,305 --> 00:42:59,471
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