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<i>[video tape recording starting]</i>

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I need a father who's a role model.

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Not some horny geek-boy
who's gonna spray his shorts

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whenever I bring a girlfriend
home from school.

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What a lame-o.

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Someone really should just
put him out of his misery.

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[man] Want me to kill him for you?

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Yeah. Would you?

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<i>[video tape recording stopping]</i>

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<i>[man] My name is Lester Burnham.</i>

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<i>This is my neighborhood.</i>

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<i>This is my street.</i>

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<i>This is my life.</i>

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<i>I'm 42 years old.
In less than a year...</i>

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<i>...I'll be dead.</i>

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[alarm ringing]

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<i>[Lester] Of course,
I don't know that yet.</i>

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[sighing]

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<i>[Lester] And in a way, I'm dead already.</i>

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<i>Look at me.</i>

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<i>Jerking off in the shower.</i>

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<i>This will be the high point of my day.</i>

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<i>It's all downhill from here.</i>

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<i>That's my wife, Carolyn.</i>

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<i>See the way the handle on those pruning
shears matches her gardening clogs?</i>

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<i>That's not an accident.</i>

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- [dog barking]
- [man] Hush, Bitsy!

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Hush! What is wrong with you?

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<i>[Lester] That's our
next door neighbor, Jim.</i>

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<i>- And that's his lover... Jim.</i>
- You spoil her. Bitsy...

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- Me?
- ...no bark! Come inside now!

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- Come on.
- [Carolyn] Good morning, Jim!

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Morning, Carolyn.

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- I love your tie. That color!
- I just love your roses.

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How do you get them
to flourish like this?

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Well, I'll tell you:
eggshells and Miracle-Gro.

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- I've never heard of that.
<i>- [Lester] Man...</i>

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<i>...I get exhausted just watching her.</i>

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<i>She wasn't always like this.
She used to be happy.</i>

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<i>We used to be happy.</i>

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- [keyboard keys clacking]
<i>- [Lester] My daughter, Jane.</i>

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<i>Only child.</i>

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<i>Janie's a pretty typical teenager:</i>

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- <i>angry, insecure, confused.</i>
- [car horn honks]

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<i>I wish I could tell her
that's all going to pass,</i>

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<i>but I don't want to lie to her.</i>

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Jane, honey,
are you trying to look unattractive?

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Yes.

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Congratulations,
you've succeeded admirably.

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Lester, could you make me a little
later? I'm not quite late enough.

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[muttering indistinctly]

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Nice going, Dad.

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<i>[Lester] Both my wife and daughter
think I'm this gigantic loser.</i>

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<i>And they're right.</i>

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<i>I have lost something.</i>

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<i>I'm not exactly sure what it is,</i>

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<i>but I know I didn't always
feel this... sedated.</i>

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<i>But you know what?</i>

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<i>It's never too late to get it back.</i>

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Hello. This is Lester Burnham
from <i>Media Monthly</i> magazine.

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I'm calling for Mr. Tamblin, please.

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Well, we're all under a deadline here.

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There's some information
about your product launch

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that isn't even covered
in your press release, and...

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- [phones ringing]
- Yeah, OK. Can I ask you a question?

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Who is Tamblin? Does he exist?

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'Cause he doesn't
ever seem to come in.

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Yeah, OK. I'll leave my number.

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It's 555-0199.

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Lester Burnham. Thank you.

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Hey, Les.

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- You got a minute?
- For you, Brad, I got five.

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So I'm sure you can understand

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our need to cut corners around here.

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Oh, sure. Times are tight.
You got to free up some cash.

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You got to spend money
to make money, right?

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- Exactly.
- Like the time when Mr. Flournoy

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used the company MasterCard
to pay for that hooker,

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then she used the card and stayed
at the St. Regis for three months...

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- That's unsubstantiated gossip!
- That's $50,000!

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That's someone's salary
who's gonna get fired

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because Craig has to
pay women to fuck him!

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Jesus! Calm down.

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Nobody's getting fired yet.

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That's why we're having everyone
write out a job description

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mapping out in detail
how they contribute.

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That way management
can assess who's valuable...

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And who's expendable.

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It's just business.

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I've been writing for this magazine
for 14 years. You've been here a month?

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I'm one of the good guys, Les.

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I'm trying to level with you.

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This is your one chance
to save your job.

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[Carolyn] There's no decision.
Just write the damn thing.

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[Lester] You don't think it's weird
and kind of fascist?

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[Carolyn] Possibly, but you
don't want to be unemployed.

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Let's sell our souls and work for Satan
because it's more convenient.

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Could you be a little bit
more dramatic, please, huh?

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So we finally got new neighbors.

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If the Lomans had let me represent them
instead of the Real Estate King

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that house would never have sat
on the market for six months.

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They were still mad at you
for cutting down their sycamore.

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Their sycamore? Come on!

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A substantial portion of the root
structure was on our property.

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How can you call it their sycamore?

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I wouldn't have the heart to cut down
something if it wasn't partially mine.

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[♪ Peggy Lee: <i>Bali Ha</i>'*

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Mom, do we always have to listen
to this elevator music?

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No. No, we don't.

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As soon as you've prepared a nutritious,
yet savory, meal that I'm about to eat,

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you can listen to whatever you like.

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So, Janie, how was school?

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- It was OK.
- Just OK?

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No, Dad. It was spectacular.

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Well, you want to know how things
went at my job today?

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They've hired this efficiency expert.

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This really friendly guy named Brad.
How perfect is that?

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He's there to make it seem like
they're justified in firing somebody

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because they couldn't just
come right out and say that.

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That would just be too honest.

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So they've asked us. You couldn't
possibly care less, could you?

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- [laughs]
- Well, what do you expect?

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You can't all of a sudden be my best
friend just because you had a bad day.

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I mean, hello! You've barely
even spoken to me for months.

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Oh, what? You're Mother of the Year?
You treat her like an employee.

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What?

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What?!

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I'm going to get some ice cream.

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Janie...

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I'm sorry I haven't been more...

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...available. I'm just... I...

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You know, you don't always have to
wait for me to come to you.

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[scoffs] Oh, great.
So now it's my fault?

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I didn't say that. It's nobody's fault.

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Janie, what happened?
We used to be pals.

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[muted]

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[water running]

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[humming]

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[grunts]

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I will sell this house today.

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I will sell this house today.

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I will sell this house today.

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[spitting, coughing]

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I will sell this house today.

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Welcome. I'm Carolyn Burnham.

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This living room is very dramatic.

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Wait till you see
the native stone fireplace!

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A simple cream
could really lighten things up.

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You could even put in a skylight.

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Well, why don't we go into the kitchen?

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It's a dream come true for any cook.

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Just filled with positive energy. Huh?

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You'll be surprised how much a ceiling
fan can cut down on your energy costs.

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You know, you could have some really
fun backyard get-togethers out here.

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The ad said this pool
was "lagoon-like."

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- Nothing "lagoon-like" about it.
- Except for maybe the bugs!

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There aren't even any plants out here!

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What do you call this?
Is this not this a plant?

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If you have a problem with the plants,
I can call my landscape architect.

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- Solved!
- I think lagoon, I think waterfall.

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I think tropical.
This is a cement hole.

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Huh... I have some
tiki torches in the garage.

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[sobbing]

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Shut up!

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Stop it! You weak. You baby! Shut up!

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Shut up! Shut up!

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[gasping]

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- [cheering]
- [indistinct chattering]

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[roaring cheers]

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Who are you looking for?

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My parents are coming tonight.

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They're trying to, you know,
take an active interest in me.

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Gross. I hate it when my mom does that.

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They're such assholes. Why can't
they just have their own lives?

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What makes you so sure she wants us
to be there? Did she ask?

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Of course not. She doesn't want us
to know how important this is to her.

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But she's been practicing
her steps for weeks.

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I'll bet money she'll resent it.

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And I'm missing
the James Bond marathon on <i>TNT.</i>

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Lester! This is important!

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I'm sensing a real distance
growing between you and Jane.

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Growing? She hates me.

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- She's just willful.
- She hates you, too.

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[indistinct shouting]

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[cheering]

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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- [buzzer sounds]

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Pardon me. Excuse me.

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[man] Now, for your
halftime entertainment,

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Rockwell High's award-winning
Dancing Spartanettes!

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We can leave right after this, right?

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[♪ <i>On Broadway</i> plays]

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<b>Subtitle | www.movieddl.me</b>

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[up-tempo music fades]

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[down-tempo music plays]

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- [up-tempo music comes back in]
- [cheering]

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Shit! They're still here.

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- Janie!
- Hey, I really enjoyed that!

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- Congratulations! You were great!
- [Jane] I didn't win anything.

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- Hi, I'm Lester, Janie's dad.
- Oh, hi.

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This is my friend, Angela Hayes.

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OK. Good to meet you.

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You were also good tonight. Very...

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- ...precise.
- Thanks.

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Nice to meet you, Angela. Honey!

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I am so proud of you! You know,
I watched you very closely.

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You didn't screw up once!

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OK. We have to go.

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- So what are you girls doing now?
- [whining] Dad!

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We're going out for pizza.

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Really? We can give you a ride.
I have a car. Want to come with us?

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Thanks, but I have a car.

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You have a car.
Oh, well, that's great. That's great.

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'Cause Janie's thinking about
getting a car soon, aren't you?

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Dad! Mom's waiting for you.

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It was very nice meeting you, Angela.

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Any friend of Janie's is...

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...a friend of mine.

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Well...

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...I'll be seeing you around, then.

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Could he be any more... pathetic?

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I think he's sweet.

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And I think he and your mother
have not had sex in a long time.

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<i>[Lester] It's the weirdest thing.</i>

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<i>I feel like I've been
in a coma for about 20 years</i>

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<i>and I'm just now waking up.</i>

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<i>Spectacular.</i>

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[♪ Bill Withers: <i>Use Me]</i>

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[laughter continues]

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I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight.

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That's OK.

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I'm used to guys drooling over me.

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It started when I was about 12.

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I'd go to dinner with my parents.

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Every Thursday night, Red Lobster.

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And every guy there
would stare at me when I walked in.

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And I knew what they were thinking.

238
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,199
Just like I knew guys at school
thought about me when they jerked off.

239
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,162
- Vomit.
- No, I liked it.

240
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,289
And I still like it.

241
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,000
If people I don't even know
look at me and want to fuck me

242
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:56,881
it means I really have a shot
at being a model, which is great.

243
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:01,635
Because there's nothing worse in life
than being ordinary.

244
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,767
I really think it'll happen for you.

245
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,395
I know.

246
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:14,690
Because everything
that was meant to happen, does...

247
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,400
...eventually.

248
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,302
Asshole.

249
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:32,101
[water running]

250
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,285
<i>- [phone ringing]
- [Angela] Hello?</i>

251
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,870
[♪ Betty Carter: <i>Open the Door]</i>

252
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,413
<i>Hello?</i>

253
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,464
[phone ringing]

254
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,556
- Hello?
- Why'd you call me?

255
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,308
<i>[Jane] I didn't.</i>

256
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,019
My phone rang and I answered,
and somebody hung up.

257
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,979
I star-69ed, and I called you back.

258
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,064
Well, I was in the shower.

259
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,779
Oh, gross!

260
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,964
<i>[woman] Ricky? Breakfast!</i>

261
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,052
Be right there.

262
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,312
- Mom?
- Hello.

263
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,814
I don't eat bacon, remember?

264
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,401
I'm sorry. I must've forgotten.

265
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,831
- [chuckling]
- What's new in the world, Dad?

266
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,211
This country is going straight to hell.

267
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,382
[doorbell rings]

268
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,554
- Are you expecting anyone?
- No.

269
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:37,726
No.

270
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,111
- Hi.
- Welcome to the neighborhood.

271
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,737
Just something from our garden.

272
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,073
Except the pasta.
We got that at Fallaci's.

273
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,243
It's unbelievably fresh.
Drop it in the water and it's done.

274
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,581
Jim Olmeyer. Two doors down.
Welcome to the neighborhood.

275
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,084
Colonel Frank Fitts, US Marine Corps.

276
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,754
- Nice to meet you. This is my partner.
- Jim Berkley, but people call me J.B.

277
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:09,216
Let's cut to the chase, OK?
What are you guys selling?

278
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:13,345
Nothing. We just wanted to say hi
to our new neighbors.

279
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,597
Yeah, yeah...

280
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:18,934
You said you're partners,
so what's your business?

281
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:21,770
Well...

282
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:26,608
- He is a tax attorney.
- And he's an anesthesiologist.

283
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:35,784
[Frank humming]

284
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:40,289
How come these faggots
always have to rub it in your face?

285
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,959
How can they be so shameless?

286
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,630
That's the whole thing, Dad.

287
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,258
They don't feel that's anything
to be ashamed of.

288
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:54,887
Well, it is.

289
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:58,807
Yeah, you're right.

290
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,685
Don't placate me
like I'm your mother, boy.

291
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,566
Forgive me, sir,
for speaking so bluntly:

292
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,486
Those fags make me want to puke
my fucking guts out.

293
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,162
Well, me too, Son.

294
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:22,956
Yeah, me too.

295
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,834
[Frank continues humming]

296
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:32,591
[Angela] I'm serious. He just pulled
down his pants and yanked it out.

297
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,177
You know, like,
"Say hello to Mr. Happy."

298
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,222
- Gross.
- It wasn't gross.

299
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,183
- It was kind of cool.
- So did you do it with him?

300
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:45,604
Of course I did. He is a
really well-known photographer.

301
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,524
He shoots for <i>Elle</i>
on, like, a regular basis.

302
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,151
It would've been so majorly
stupid of me to turn him down.

303
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,487
You are a total prostitute.

304
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,533
Hey. That's how things really are.

305
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:01,411
You just don't know because you're
this pampered little suburban chick.

306
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:05,165
So are you. You've only been in
<i>Seventeen</i> once, and you looked fat!

307
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:09,002
So stop acting like you're
goddamned Christy Turlington!

308
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:12,840
Cunt!

309
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:18,178
I am so sick of people
taking their insecurities out on me.

310
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,600
Oh, my God! That's the pervert
who filmed me last night.

311
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:27,229
Him? Jane, no way,
he's a total lunatic.

312
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,231
- You know him?
- Yeah.

313
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,733
We were on the same lunch shift
when I was in ninth grade

314
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:35,070
and he would always say
the most random, weird things.

315
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:38,907
And then one day,
he was just, like, gone.

316
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,411
And then, Connie Cardullo told me

317
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,539
that his parents had
to put him in a mental institution.

318
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,791
Why? What did he do?

319
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:49,751
What do you mean?

320
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:54,923
Well, they can't put you away
just for saying weird things.

321
00:27:57,384 --> 00:28:00,470
You total slut!

322
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,765
- You've got a crush on him!
- What? Please!

323
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:07,519
You're defending him. You love him.
You want to have 10,000 of his babies.

324
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,938
- Shut up!
- Hi.

325
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,108
My name's Ricky.
I just moved next door to you.

326
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:15,235
I know.

327
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:19,406
I remember this really creepy incident
where you were filming me last night.

328
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,951
I didn't mean to scare you.
I just think you're interesting.

329
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:28,290
Thanks, but I don't need some psycho
obsessing about me right now.

330
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:32,502
I'm not obsessing.
I'm just curious.

331
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,479
What a freak!

332
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,648
And why does he dress
like a Bible salesman?

333
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,069
He's, like, so confident.

334
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,655
That can't be real.

335
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,908
I don't believe him.

336
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:06,286
I mean, he didn't even look at me once.

337
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,498
<i>[bugle horn plays]</i>

338
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,543
<i>[man] How'd you get in the Army?</i>

339
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,171
<i>[man 2] Look, Sergeant, I got
three reasons for being in the Army.</i>

340
00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:20,300
<i>First, I'm patriotic. Second, I love
my country. And third, they nailed me.</i>

341
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,678
[laughing heartily]

342
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:25,722
<i>[man] You two boys report to me
immediately after this formation.</i>

343
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,266
<i>[man 3] Take them away, Sarge!</i>

344
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,518
[key turning in lock]

345
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,900
Hey.

346
00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,653
<i>[man] One, two, three, four.</i>

347
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,697
<i>What's going on here?</i>

348
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,366
<i>Bend all the way down.
Here comes the bull of the woods.</i>

349
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,078
I'm sorry, what?

350
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,165
Mom, nobody said anything.

351
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:54,876
Oh. I'm sorry.

352
00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:00,966
[up-tempo music plays]

353
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,220
Everyone's with their spouse. How'd
it look if I showed up with no one?

354
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:08,348
- You end up ignoring me and talking...
- Now listen to me.

355
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,142
This is an important business function.

356
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,395
As you know,
my business is selling an image,

357
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,106
and part of my job
is to live that image...

358
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,733
Honey, do me a favor.

359
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,527
Just say whatever you want to say
and spare me the propaganda.

360
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,196
All right. Hi, Shirley!

361
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,826
Listen, just do me a favor.
Act happy tonight.

362
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,746
- I am happy, honey.
- No, you're not.

363
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,706
Oh! That's Buddy!

364
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,250
Buddy. Buddy!

365
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:38,920
- Hi.
- Hi! Good to see you again.

366
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,840
It's so good to see you, too, Catherine.

367
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:45,427
- Carolyn.
- Oh, Carolyn, of course. How are you?

368
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,387
Very well, thank you.

369
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,473
- Hello, Christy.
- Hello.

370
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,602
- My husband, Lester.
- It's a pleasure.

371
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:56,438
We've met before, actually.
This thing last year.

372
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,774
The thing, Christmas, at the Sheraton.

373
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,233
Oh, yeah.

374
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,695
Oh, it's OK.
I wouldn't remember me, either.

375
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:10,243
Honey, don't be weird!

376
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,747
- All right, honey. I won't be weird.
- OK.

377
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:18,210
- I'll be whatever you want me to be.
- Well, OK...

378
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,799
[Carolyn protesting] Mmm...

379
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,849
- We have a very healthy relationship.
- I see.

380
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,481
Well, I don't know about you guys,
but I need a drink.

381
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:41,983
Ooh...

382
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:48,448
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Put a little more in there, cowboy.

383
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:58,083
- [sighs heavily]
- [uproarious laughter]

384
00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:05,507
[Ricky] Excuse me.

385
00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,719
Don't you live on Robin Hood Trail?
The house with the red door?

386
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:11,346
Yeah.

387
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:14,724
I'm Ricky Fitts. I just moved
in the house next to you.

388
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:19,020
Oh! Hi, Ricky Fitts.
I'm Lester Burnham.

389
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,690
Hi, Mr. Burnham.

390
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:32,909
Do you party?

391
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,372
- Excuse me?
- Do you get high?

392
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:44,379
I probably wouldn't even tell you this
if I weren't a little tipsy

393
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:49,217
but... I'm in complete awe of you.

394
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:56,391
I mean, your firm is hands down the
Rolls Royce of local real estate firms

395
00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:59,728
and your personal sales record is...

396
00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:04,191
[exhales loudly]
It's very intimidating.

397
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:09,488
You know, I'd love to sit down with you
and just pick your brain.

398
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,698
If you'd ever be willing.

399
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:17,537
You know? I suppose, technically,
I'm the competition

400
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:21,416
but, I mean, I don't flatter myself

401
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:24,377
that I'm even in the same league as you.

402
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,254
I don't.

403
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,715
I'd love to.

404
00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,720
- Really?
- Absolutely.

405
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:36,848
Call my secretary.
Have her schedule a lunch.

406
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,852
I'll do that. Thank you.

407
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:52,364
Did you see that movie where the body
is walking around carrying its own head

408
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,200
and then the head
goes down on that babe?

409
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,661
- [both laughing]
<i>- Re-Animator.</i>

410
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:05,126
Look, I'm not paying you to do
whatever it is you're doing out here.

411
00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:08,129
Fine. So don't pay me.

412
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,925
- Excuse me?
- I quit.

413
00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:15,345
So you don't have to pay me.
Now leave me alone.

414
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,224
Asshole.

415
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,690
I think you just became
my personal hero.

416
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:31,069
Doesn't that make you nervous,
just quitting your job like that?

417
00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:35,657
Well, I guess when
you're all of, what, 16...

418
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,534
Eighteen.

419
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:43,456
I just do these gigs as a cover.
I have other sources of income.

420
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,209
But my dad interferes less in my life

421
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:49,963
when I pretend to be an upstanding
young citizen with a respectable job.

422
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,881
Lester?!

423
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:59,556
- What are you doing?
- Honey, this... [laughs] Ricky Fitts.

424
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:03,143
This is Ricky Fitts.

425
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:08,690
I'm Ricky Fitts. I just moved
into the house next to you.

426
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,567
I go to school with your daughter.

427
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,862
With Jane?

428
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,031
- Yeah. Jane.
- Really?

429
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,703
Hi. I'm ready to go.
I'll meet you out front.

430
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,044
[chuckling] I'm in trouble!

431
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:34,215
Nice meeting you, Ricky Fitts.
Thanks for the... thing.

432
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,051
Anytime. Lester!

433
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,013
If you want any more,
you know where I live.

434
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:43,016
[Lester laughs]

435
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,402
- [pop music plays]
- [keys jangling]

436
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:58,573
Shit. They're home.
Quick, let's go up to my room.

437
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,492
I should say hi to your dad.

438
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:03,244
I don't want to be rude.

439
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,300
Nice suit.

440
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,513
You're looking good, Mr. Burnham.

441
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,724
Last time I saw you,
you looked kind of wound up.

442
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,231
Ooh... Is that root beer?

443
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,876
I love root beer, don't you?

444
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,336
[door opening, creaking]

445
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,464
- Hey.
- Hi, Mom.

446
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,632
You remember Angela?

447
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,760
Yes, of course.

448
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,304
I forgot to tell you, she's gonna
spend the night. Is that OK?

449
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:47,348
[coughing, choking]

450
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:53,480
[♪ Gomez: <i>We Haven't Turned Around]</i>

451
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:57,192
- [Jane] Sorry about my dad.
- [Angela] Don't be. I think it's funny.

452
00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:02,363
Yeah, to you, he's just another guy
who wants to jump your bones.

453
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:07,202
But to me, he's just...
too embarrassing to live.

454
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:12,415
Well, your mom's the one
who's embarrassing. What a phony.

455
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:14,459
But your dad's actually kind of cute.

456
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,960
[Jane] Shut up.

457
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,631
[Angela] He is. If he just
worked out a little, he'd be hot.

458
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,800
- Shut up!
- Oh, come on!

459
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,385
Like you've never sneaked a peek
at him in his underwear?

460
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,346
I bet he's got a big dick.

461
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,057
[laughing] You are so
grossing me out right now!

462
00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:32,352
If he built up his chest and arms,
I would totally fuck him!

463
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:34,938
- [humming loudly]
- I would! I would suck

464
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,815
on your dad's big, fat dick

465
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,734
and then I'd fuck him
until his eyes rolled back in his head!

466
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:43,530
- [pebble strikes window]
- Jane! Shh! What's that noise?

467
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:49,035
- I swear I heard something.
- Yeah.

468
00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:51,830
That was the sound of you
being a huge, disgusting pig.

469
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:55,667
- No, I'm serious. See?
- [pebble strikes window]

470
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,381
- Oh, my God, Jane.
- What is it?

471
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:09,430
It's that psycho next door.
Jane, what if he worships you?

472
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:12,350
What if he's got, like,
a shrine with pictures of you

473
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,853
surrounded by
dead people's heads and stuff?

474
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,939
Shit. I bet he's filming us right now.

475
00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:20,275
Really?

476
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,681
- [objects clattering]
- [dog barking]

477
00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:54,535
Welcome to <i>America's
Weirdest Home Videos.</i>

478
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,062
[knock on door]

479
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:24,023
- [Frank] Ricky?
- Coming, Dad.

480
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,612
[Frank] You know I don't like
locked doors in my house, boy.

481
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:34,742
I'm sorry.

482
00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:37,078
- I must've locked it by accident.
- Mmm-hmm.

483
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,081
So, what's up?

484
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,920
I, uh, need a urine sample.

485
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:50,508
Wow. It's been six months already.

486
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:54,262
Can I give it to you in the morning?
I just took a whiz.

487
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:56,764
Yeah, I suppose.

488
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:02,603
[hesitating] You know...

489
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:14,073
Well... Good night, Son.

490
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:19,263
[water dripping]

491
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,017
[Angela] I've been waiting for you.

492
00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,165
You've been working out, haven't you?

493
00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,042
I could tell.

494
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,380
I was hoping you'd give me a bath.

495
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:55,508
I'm very, very dirty.

496
00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:19,323
[masturbating]

497
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,877
What are you doing?

498
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:36,424
- Nothing.
- You were masturbating.

499
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,718
- I was not.
- Yes, you were.

500
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:43,097
Oh, all right, so shoot me!
I was whacking off.

501
00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:47,602
That's right, I was choking the bishop.
Chafing the carrot.

502
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:50,605
You know, saying hi to my monster.

503
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:53,691
- That's disgusting!
- Excuse me,

504
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,736
but some of us still have blood
pumping through our veins!

505
00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:58,613
- So do I!
- Really?

506
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:01,490
I'm the only one who seems
to be doing anything about it!

507
00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:06,662
[crying out] Lester,
I refuse to live like this.

508
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,206
This is not a marriage!

509
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,459
This hasn't been a marriage for years.

510
00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:14,170
But you were happy
as long as I kept my mouth shut.

511
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:19,133
Guess what? I've changed. And the
new me whacks off when he feels horny,

512
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:22,094
'cause you're obviously not gonna
help me out in that department.

513
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:24,805
I see. You think you're the only one
who's sexually frustrated.

514
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:28,059
I'm not? Well, then come on, baby,
I'm ready!

515
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:30,186
Don't you mess with me, mister.

516
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:33,481
I will divorce you so fast
it'll make your head spin!

517
00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:35,733
On what grounds?

518
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,486
I'm not a drunk.
I don't fuck other women.

519
00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,696
I don't mistreat you.
I've never hit you.

520
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,658
I don't even try to touch you
since you made it abundantly clear

521
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,993
just how unnecessary
you consider me to be!

522
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:51,332
But I did support you
when you got your license.

523
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:55,002
And some people might think that
entitles me to half of what's yours.

524
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:57,713
Ooh...

525
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:01,676
So turn out the light
when you come back to bed, OK?

526
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,023
<i>[Lester] It's a great thing
when you realize</i>

527
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:19,026
<i>you still have the ability
to surprise yourself.</i>

528
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:24,282
<i>Makes you wonder what else you can do
that you've forgotten about.</i>

529
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:25,783
Hey, guys!

530
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:29,370
- Lester, I didn't know you ran.
- I just started.

531
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:30,705
Good for you.

532
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:34,834
I figured you might be able to give me
some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast.

533
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,169
Are you looking to just lose weight

534
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:40,756
or do you want to have increased
strength and flexibility as well?

535
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,051
I want to look good naked.

536
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:03,904
Oh, what is this?
Fucking gay pride parade?

537
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:06,907
Hey, Ricky.

538
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:14,248
My life is passing before my eyes and
those two have barely broken a sweat.

539
00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:17,668
Sorry, hi. Lester Burnham.
I live next door. We haven't met.

540
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,670
Colonel Frank Fitts, US Marine Corps.

541
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,256
Oh, whoa, well...

542
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:25,134
Welcome to the neighborhood, sir.

543
00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:30,681
[panting] Ricky, uh...

544
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:36,062
I was thinking about...
the movie we talked about.

545
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,688
<i>- Re-Animator.</i>
- Yeah.

546
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,982
You want to borrow it?
It's up in my room.

547
00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:41,734
- OK.
- Come on.

548
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,622
- Can you hold this for a sec?
- Sure.

549
00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:57,750
I don't think my dad would come in
while someone else is here,

550
00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,586
- but you never know.
- What is this?

551
00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,671
Urine.

552
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:06,342
I have to take a drug test every
six months just to make sure I'm clean.

553
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,096
Are you kidding?
You just smoked with me last night.

554
00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:12,306
It's not mine.

555
00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:16,018
One of my clients is a nurse
in a pediatrician's office.

556
00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:19,230
I cut her a deal,
she keeps me in clean piss.

557
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,776
You like Pink Floyd?

558
00:48:25,444 --> 00:48:27,071
I like a lot of music.

559
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,992
Man, I haven't listened
to this album in years.

560
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,162
How much do you want?

561
00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:39,834
I don't know. It's been a while.
How much is an ounce?

562
00:48:43,796 --> 00:48:46,549
This is totally decent, and it's 300.

563
00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:52,346
- Wow.
- This shit is top-of-the-line.

564
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:55,850
It's called G-13. It's genetically
engineered by the US government.

565
00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:59,895
It's extremely potent, but
a completely mellow high. No paranoia.

566
00:49:01,689 --> 00:49:03,899
Is that what we smoked last night?

567
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:06,652
This is all I ever smoke.

568
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:14,076
- How much?
- Two grand.

569
00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:16,203
Jesus!

570
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:19,331
Things have changed since 1973.

571
00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:21,876
You don't have to pay now.
I know you're good for it.

572
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,043
Thanks.

573
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:25,463
There's a card in there
with my beeper number.

574
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,673
Beep me any time, day or night.

575
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,218
And I only accept cash.

576
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,472
Now I know how you can afford
all this equipment.

577
00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:40,060
When I was your age, I flipped burgers
all summer just to buy an 8-track.

578
00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:44,315
- That sucks.
- No. Actually, it was great.

579
00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:48,194
All I did was party and get laid.

580
00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:52,615
I had my whole life ahead of me.

581
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:58,245
My dad thinks I pay for all this
with catering jobs.

582
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,374
Never underestimate the power of denial.

583
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:09,256
[humming]

584
00:50:13,886 --> 00:50:16,847
[♪ Bob Dylan:
<i>All Along the Watchtower]</i>

585
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,807
[sniffs]

586
00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:38,702
What the hell do you think you're doing?

587
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,958
Uh-oh. Mom's mad. Bench presses.

588
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:48,420
I'm going to whale on my pecs,
and then I'm going to do my back.

589
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:53,634
I see you're smoking pot now.
I'm so glad.

590
00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,970
I think using illegal
psychotropic substances

591
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:58,764
is a very positive example
to set for our daughter.

592
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:03,060
You're one to talk, you bloodless,
money-grubbing freak.

593
00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:08,440
[scoffs] Lester, you have
such hostility in you!

594
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:11,151
Do you mind?
I'm trying to work out here.

595
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:12,778
Unless you want to spot me.

596
00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:18,659
Lester, you will not get away with this!
You can be sure of that!

597
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:23,247
That's... what...

598
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:25,291
...you... think.

599
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:30,337
"My job consists
of basically masking my contempt

600
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,923
for the assholes in charge

601
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,342
and, at least once a day,

602
00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:39,013
retiring to the men's room
so I can jerk off

603
00:51:39,847 --> 00:51:44,602
while I fantasize about a life
that doesn't so closely resemble hell."

604
00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,981
Well, you obviously have
no interest in saving yourself.

605
00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:53,402
Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore
for the advertising industry.

606
00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:56,989
The only way I could save myself now
is if I start firebombing.

607
00:51:57,156 --> 00:52:00,367
Whatever. Management wants you gone
by the end of the day.

608
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:04,038
What sort of severance package
is management prepared to offer me

609
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:07,166
considering the information I have
about our editorial director

610
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:11,045
buying pussy with company money?
Which I think would interest the IRS,

611
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,380
since it technically constitutes fraud.

612
00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:16,800
I'm sure that some of our advertisers
and rival publications

613
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:20,929
might like to know about it as well.
Not to mention... [laughs] Craig's wife.

614
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:27,311
- What do you want?
- One year's salary with benefits.

615
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,229
That's not going to happen.

616
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,942
What do you say I throw in a little
sexual harassment charge to boot?

617
00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:39,740
- Against who?
- Against you.

618
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:43,327
Can you prove that you
didn't offer to save my job

619
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,913
if I let you blow me?

620
00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:54,421
Man... You are one twisted fuck.

621
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,257
Nope.

622
00:52:57,424 --> 00:53:00,844
I'm just an ordinary guy
with nothing to lose.

623
00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:08,143
Yeah!

624
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,944
- Carolyn.
- Buddy.

625
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,904
I am so sorry to have kept you waiting.

626
00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,656
Oh...

627
00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:23,617
Christy left for New York this morning.

628
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:27,204
Let's just say things were
a little hectic around the house.

629
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:29,081
What's she doing in New York?

630
00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:32,918
She's moving there.
Yes. We are splitting up.

631
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:37,339
- Buddy, I'm so sorry.
- Yes.

632
00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:41,427
According to her,
I'm too focused on my career.

633
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:47,558
As if being driven to succeed
is some sort of a character flaw.

634
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:52,813
She certainly did take advantage of
the lifestyle my success afforded her.

635
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:55,065
Oof... [chuckles] Wow.

636
00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:58,902
Ah, it's for the best.

637
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,491
When I saw you two at the party the
other night, you seemed perfectly happy.

638
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,410
Call me crazy...

639
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:12,082
...but it is my philosophy
that in order to be successful,

640
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:16,420
one must project an image
of success at all times.

641
00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,275
[Angela] What are you doing?

642
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,361
[Ricky] I was filming this dead bird.

643
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:44,865
- Why?
- [Ricky] Because it's beautiful.

644
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:50,996
I think maybe you forgot
your medication today, mental-boy.

645
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:54,708
[Ricky] Hi, Jane.

646
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,920
Look, I want you to stop filming me.

647
00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:01,715
OK.

648
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:04,343
Well, whatever. This is boring.

649
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:06,011
Let's go.

650
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,641
- Do you need a ride?
- Are you crazy?

651
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:13,977
I don't want to end up hacked to pieces
in a dumpster somewhere.

652
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:17,523
It's OK. I'll walk. But thanks.

653
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,942
See? He doesn't want to go anyway.
Come on. Let's go.

654
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:25,030
- Come on, Jane.
- I think I'm gonna walk, too.

655
00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:30,786
What? Jane, that's,
like, almost a mile!

656
00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:44,591
[Carolyn grunting, shouting]

657
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,555
- God! I love it!
- [grunting]

658
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:51,640
[Buddy] You like
getting nailed by the king?

659
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:53,141
[Carolyn] Oh, yes, I love it!

660
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:55,978
Fuck me, Your Majesty!

661
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:57,479
- [Buddy] Who's the king?
- [Carolyn] You are!

662
00:55:57,646 --> 00:55:59,022
Who's the king?

663
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,608
[♪ The Guess Who: <i>American Woman]</i>

664
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:10,117
[mimicking guitar playing]

665
00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:17,624
♪ <i>American woman</i>

666
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:20,294
♪ <i>Stay away from me</i>

667
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,629
♪ <i>American woman</i>

668
00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:25,591
♪ <i>Mama let me be</i>

669
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:29,136
♪ <i>Don't come hanging around my door</i>

670
00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:31,972
♪ <i>I don't wanna see your face no more</i>

671
00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:36,685
♪ <i>I got better things to do
Than spend my life growing old with you</i>

672
00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:38,687
♪ <i>Now woman</i>

673
00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:41,481
♪ <i>I said, "Stay away"</i>

674
00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:45,944
<i>- [woman] Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's.</i>
- What?

675
00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:48,447
<i>Would you like to try
our new bacon and egg fajita,</i>

676
00:56:48,614 --> 00:56:51,325
<i>just $1.29 for a limited time only?</i>

677
00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:53,368
Uh... No, but thank you.

678
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:57,331
I'd like the Big Barn Burger,
Smiley Fries, and an orange soda.

679
00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,583
<i>Please drive up to the window.
Thank you.</i>

680
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:04,504
Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's.
That'll be $4.98, please.

681
00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:10,344
- Would you like some Smiley Sauce?
- [Lester] No, no.

682
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:12,763
Actually, I'd like
to fill out an application.

683
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:15,265
There's no jobs for manager.
It's just for counter.

684
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,934
Good.

685
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:21,271
I'm looking for the least possible
amount of responsibility.

686
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:24,566
[up-tempo music plays]

687
00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:26,360
I don't think you'd fit in here.

688
00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:29,738
I have fast-food experience.

689
00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:31,949
Yeah, like 20 years ago!

690
00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:36,036
I'm sure there have been amazing
technological advances in the industry,

691
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:38,705
but surely you must have
some sort of training program.

692
00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:41,583
It seems unfair to presume
I won't be able to learn.

693
00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:48,632
That was exactly what I needed.

694
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,596
The royal treatment, so to speak.

695
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,309
I was so stressed out.

696
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:03,105
- Ah... Ah!
- Mmm.

697
00:58:03,605 --> 00:58:06,608
[both chuckling]

698
00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:10,237
- Know what I do when I feel like that?
- What?

699
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,282
I fire a gun.

700
00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:15,617
Really?

701
00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:17,703
Yeah, I go to this little
firing range downtown

702
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:21,039
and I just pop off a few rounds.

703
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:26,253
- I've never fired a gun before.
- Well, you've got to try it.

704
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,463
Nothing makes you feel more powerful.

705
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:35,137
Well, almost nothing.

706
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,602
[Jane] So, do you like your new house?

707
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:43,979
[Ricky] I like it.

708
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:46,189
[Jane] The people who used to
live there fed stray cats,

709
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:47,441
so they were always around,

710
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:52,738
and it drove my mother nuts.
And then she cut down their tree.

711
00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:57,242
- Is that a funeral?
- [Ricky] Yeah.

712
00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:00,829
Have you ever known
anybody who died?

713
00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:02,956
[Jane] No. Have you?

714
00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:04,916
[Ricky] No.

715
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:08,837
But I did see this homeless woman
who froze to death once.

716
00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:12,799
Just lying there on the sidewalk.
She looked really sad.

717
00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:29,816
I got that homeless woman
on videotape.

718
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,027
[Jane] Why would you film that?

719
00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:36,073
- [Ricky] Because it was amazing.
- [Jane] What's amazing about it?

720
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,241
[Ricky] When you see
something like that

721
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:41,328
it's like God is looking right at you,
just for a second.

722
00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:44,956
And if you're careful,
you can look right back.

723
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:46,750
[Jane] And what do you see?

724
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,669
[Ricky] Beauty.

725
01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:08,522
Mom? I want you to meet somebody.

726
01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:15,695
- Mom?
- Yes.

727
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:21,201
I want you to meet somebody.
This is Jane.

728
01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:24,496
- [Jane] Hi.
- Oh, my.

729
01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:27,457
I apologize for the way
things look around here.

730
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,509
[door opening, closing]

731
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,970
[Ricky] This is where my dad hides out.

732
01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:43,056
[Jane] I take it
he's got a thing for guns.

733
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:46,518
You got to see this one thing.

734
01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:51,064
My dad would kill me
if he knew I was in here.

735
01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:54,151
- [keys jingling]
- Did you steal his keys?

736
01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:57,070
No. One of my clients is a locksmith.

737
01:00:57,237 --> 01:00:59,823
He was short on cash one night,
so I let him pay me in trade.

738
01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:15,964
Turn it over.

739
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,678
Oh, my God.

740
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:24,806
It's, like, official state china
of the Third Reich.

741
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:28,476
There's a whole subculture of people
who collect this Nazi shit.

742
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,730
But my dad just has this one thing.

743
01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:47,120
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

744
01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:52,167
- No, you're scared of me.
- No, I'm not.

745
01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:56,421
You want to see the most beautiful thing
I've ever filmed?

746
01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:26,326
[Ricky] It was one of those days
where it's a minute away from snowing...

747
01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:30,997
...and there's this electricity
in the air.

748
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,710
You can almost hear it.

749
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:38,171
Right?

750
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,219
And this bag was just...

751
01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:48,598
...dancing with me.

752
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,770
Like a little kid,
begging me to play with it.

753
01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:58,358
For 15 minutes.

754
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,739
That's the day I realized
that there was this...

755
01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:09,536
...entire life behind things...

756
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:16,543
...and this incredibly benevolent force

757
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:20,588
that wanted me to know that
there was no reason to be afraid...

758
01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:25,051
...ever.

759
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:30,390
Video's a poor excuse, I know.

760
01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:35,186
But it helps me remember.

761
01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:41,192
I need to remember.

762
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:50,702
Sometimes there is so much...

763
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:56,082
...beauty... in the world.

764
01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:00,962
I feel like I can't take it.

765
01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:07,427
And my heart...

766
01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:12,140
...is just going to cave in.

767
01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:02,232
Oh, my God. What time is it?

768
01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:06,986
[♪ Bobby Darin: <i>Call Me Irresponsible]</i>

769
01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,034
- Sorry I'm late.
- That's quite all right, dear.

770
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:16,329
Your father and I were just
discussing his day at work.

771
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,498
Why don't you tell our daughter
about it, honey?

772
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:22,585
Janie, today I quit my job.
Then I told my boss to go fuck himself

773
01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,672
and blackmailed him for almost $60,000.
Pass the asparagus.

774
01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:29,092
Your father seems to think this kind
of behavior is something to be proud of.

775
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:32,137
Your mother seems to prefer
I go through life like a prisoner

776
01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:34,264
while she keeps my dick
in a jar under the sink.

777
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,891
How dare you speak to me
that way in front of her?

778
01:05:37,058 --> 01:05:39,519
I marvel that you can be
so contemptuous of me

779
01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:42,188
on the same day
that you lose your job!

780
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,108
I didn't lose it. It's not like,
"Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I quit!

781
01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:47,610
- Someone pass the asparagus, please.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

782
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:50,029
Thank you for putting me
under the added pressure

783
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:52,782
- of being the sole breadwinner now.
- I already have a job.

784
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,535
Don't give a second thought
as to who's gonna pay the mortgage.

785
01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:57,287
We'll just leave it all to Carolyn!

786
01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:59,372
"You're gonna take care of everything?"

787
01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:00,790
"Yes, I don't mind. I really don't"

788
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:04,043
"You mean everything? You don't mind
having the sole responsibility?

789
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,129
Your husband feels
he can quit his job..."

790
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,381
Will someone pass
the fucking asparagus?

791
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:11,217
- I'm not gonna be a part of this.
- Sit down!

792
01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:34,741
I am sick and tired of being treated
like I don't exist.

793
01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:37,994
You two do whatever you want to do
whenever you want it,

794
01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:39,913
and I don't complain. All I want...

795
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:42,582
You don't complain?
Oh, please! Excuse me, excuse me!

796
01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:45,335
I must be psychotic!
If you don't complain, what is this?

797
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,921
Yeah, let's bring in the laugh meter

798
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:50,673
and see how loud it gets on that one!
You don't...

799
01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:02,852
Don't interrupt me, honey.

800
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:13,029
[♪ Bobby Darin: <i>As Long As I'm Singing]</i>

801
01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:18,826
And another thing.

802
01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:21,454
From now on, we're going
to alternate our dinner music

803
01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:24,123
because, frankly,
and I don't think I'm alone here,

804
01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:26,876
I am really tired
of this Lawrence Welk shit.

805
01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:37,887
- [knock on door]
- Go away!

806
01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:40,473
[Carolyn] Honey, please let me in.

807
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:54,737
I wish that you hadn't witnessed that
awful scene, but in a way, I'm glad.

808
01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:57,490
Why? So I can see
what freaks you and Dad really are?

809
01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:00,118
Me?

810
01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:04,664
Oh, God.

811
01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:07,667
Oh... Christ, Mom.

812
01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:10,920
No, I'm glad because, uh...

813
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:17,135
Because you're old enough now to learn
the most important lesson in life:

814
01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:22,640
You cannot count on anyone
except yourself.

815
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:27,520
[sniffling, exhaling heavily]

816
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,023
You cannot count on anyone
except yourself.

817
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:34,235
You know, it's sad but true.

818
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,363
And the sooner you learn it, the better.

819
01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:41,451
Look, Mom, I really don't feel like
having a Kodak moment here, OK?

820
01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:44,329
- [gasps]
- You ungrateful little brat!

821
01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:47,540
Just look at everything you have!

822
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:50,168
When I was your age,
I lived in a duplex!

823
01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,211
We didn't even have our own house.

824
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,084
[door slams open]

825
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,919
You little bastard!

826
01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:59,839
- No, I just...
- How did you get in there?

827
01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:01,758
How? How?

828
01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:06,012
- [grunts]
- Come on, get up! Come on!

829
01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:07,972
Get up!

830
01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:11,851
- Fight back, you little pussy!
- No, sir, I won't fight you!

831
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:15,855
- How?! How did you get in there?
- I picked the lock, sir.

832
01:11:16,022 --> 01:11:19,650
What were you looking for? Money?
Are you on dope again?

833
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,987
No, sir. I wanted to show
my girlfriend your Nazi plate.

834
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:27,575
- A girlfriend?
- Yes, sir. She lives next door.

835
01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:30,036
[panting]

836
01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:44,884
Her name's Jane. [coughing]

837
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:05,279
This is for your own good, boy.

838
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:13,287
You have no respect for other people's
things and for authority.

839
01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:14,747
Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

840
01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:19,043
Can't just go around doing
whatever you feel like!

841
01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:23,172
- You can't! There are rules in life.
- Yes, sir.

842
01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:29,262
You need structure, yeah.

843
01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:31,681
- You need discipline!
- Discipline. Yes, sir.

844
01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:34,934
Thank you for trying to teach me.
Don't give up on me, Dad.

845
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:41,941
Oh, Ricky...

846
01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:51,450
- You stay out of there!
- [grunts]

847
01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:14,599
[panting]

848
01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:20,021
[moaning]

849
01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:29,614
[♪ Bobby Darin:
<i>Don't Rain On My Parade]</i>

850
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:31,490
[♪ Bobby Darin:
<i>Don't Rain On My Parade]</i>

851
01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,247
Whoo!

852
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:42,168
I gotta say, when you first came here,
I thought you would be hopeless.

853
01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:43,544
But you're a natural.

854
01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:47,089
Well, all I know is,
I love shooting this gun!

855
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:52,303
♪ <i>Don't tell me not to fly
I've simply got to</i>

856
01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:55,556
♪ <i>if someone takes a spill
It's me and not you</i>

857
01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:59,685
♪ <i>Don't bring around the cloud
to rain on my parade</i>

858
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:06,150
♪ <i>I'm gonna march my band out</i>

859
01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:08,861
♪ <i>I'll beat my drum</i>

860
01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:12,198
♪ <i>And if I'm found out</i>

861
01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:15,284
♪ <i>Your turn at bat, sir</i>

862
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:16,827
♪ <i>At least I didn't fake it</i>

863
01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:20,039
♪ <i>Hat, sir
So what? I didn't make it</i>

864
01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:24,543
♪ <i>Nobody</i>

865
01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:28,965
♪ <i>I said nobody</i>

866
01:14:30,341 --> 01:14:32,885
♪ <i>Nobody</i>

867
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:37,598
♪ <i>Had better rain on</i>

868
01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:42,853
♪ <i>My parade</i> ♪

869
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,030
[shouts]

870
01:14:58,411 --> 01:15:01,914
- [fingernails clicking]
- What?

871
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:04,792
Uh... Whose car is that out front?

872
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:07,753
Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird,

873
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,423
the car I've always wanted,
and now I have it.

874
01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:13,050
- I rule.
- Uh-huh. Where's the Camry?

875
01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:15,261
I traded it in.

876
01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:17,596
Shouldn't you have consulted me first?

877
01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:19,765
Hmm... Let me think.

878
01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,976
No. You never drove it.

879
01:15:24,061 --> 01:15:26,772
Have you done something different?
You look great.

880
01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:33,821
Where's Jane?

881
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,282
Jane not home.

882
01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,540
We have...

883
01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:49,545
...the whole house...

884
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,631
...to ourselves.

885
01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,094
Christ, Carolyn.

886
01:15:58,137 --> 01:15:59,805
When did you become so...

887
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:04,018
...joyless?

888
01:16:05,352 --> 01:16:07,855
Joyless?

889
01:16:08,022 --> 01:16:09,690
I am not joyless.

890
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,985
There happens to be a lot about me

891
01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:16,113
that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man.

892
01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:20,159
There is plenty of joy in my life.

893
01:16:23,079 --> 01:16:24,955
Whatever happened to that girl...

894
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:32,880
...who used to fake seizures
at frat parties when she got bored?

895
01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:39,345
Who used to run up to the roof
of our first apartment building

896
01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:42,181
to flash the traffic helicopters?

897
01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:46,310
Have you totally forgotten about her?

898
01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,896
Because I haven't.

899
01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:53,442
[moaning]

900
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,662
Lester, you're gonna
spill beer on the couch.

901
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,338
So what? It's just a couch.

902
01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:21,387
This is a $4,000 sofa
upholstered in Italian silk!

903
01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:23,055
This is not just a couch!

904
01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:26,892
It's just a couch!

905
01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:29,228
This isn't life!

906
01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,397
This is just stuff.

907
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:36,110
And it's become more important to you
than living. Honey, that's just nuts.

908
01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,997
I'm only trying to help you!

909
01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:57,631
<i>- Don't.</i>
- [Ricky] Why?

910
01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:05,931
<i>It's weird watching myself.
I don't like how I look.</i>

911
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:11,520
[Ricky] Can't believe you don't know
how beautiful you are.

912
01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:14,773
Look, I'm not gonna
sit here for that shit.

913
01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:27,703
Ha. How does it feel now?

914
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:30,956
- Fine.
- You don't feel naked?

915
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:36,420
<i>- I am naked.</i>
- You know what I mean.

916
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,474
So tell me about being in the hospital.

917
01:18:52,436 --> 01:18:56,148
<i>When I was 15,
my dad caught me smoking dope.</i>

918
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:59,735
<i>He totally freaked and
decided to send me to military school.</i>

919
01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:05,032
<i>I told you his thing
about structure and discipline, right?</i>

920
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:08,327
<i>Well, of course, I got kicked out.</i>

921
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:13,749
Dad and I had this huge fight.
He hit me.

922
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:18,504
And the next day at school,
some kid made a crack about my haircut.

923
01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:22,216
And I just snapped.

924
01:19:26,303 --> 01:19:28,097
I wanted to kill him.

925
01:19:29,807 --> 01:19:31,934
I would've killed him...

926
01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:36,146
...if they hadn't pulled me off.

927
01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:43,320
That's when my dad
put me in the hospital.

928
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:46,865
They drugged me up and
left me in there for two years.

929
01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:50,452
[Jane] Wow.

930
01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:53,455
You must really hate him.

931
01:19:54,581 --> 01:19:57,293
- [mutters]
- [lighter clicking]

932
01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,503
He's not a bad man.

933
01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:03,465
You'd better believe I'd hate my dad
if he did something like that to me.

934
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:07,720
Wait. I already do hate my dad.

935
01:20:10,264 --> 01:20:11,265
Why?

936
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,228
He's a total asshole.

937
01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:20,316
He's got this crush on my friend Angela,
and it's disgusting.

938
01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:22,651
You'd rather he had the crush on you.

939
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:26,196
[scoffs] Gross. No.

940
01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:33,245
But it'd be nice if I was anywhere near
as important to him as she is.

941
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:40,961
I know you think my dad's harmless,
but you're wrong.

942
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:45,591
He's doing massive
psychological damage to me.

943
01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:48,135
How?

944
01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:51,680
Well, now, I, too, need structure.

945
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:53,766
A little fucking discipline.

946
01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,934
[both laugh]

947
01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,029
I'm serious, though.

948
01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:10,407
How could he not be damaging me?

949
01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:15,788
I need a father who's a role model.

950
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:18,290
Not some horny geek-boy
who's gonna spray his shorts

951
01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:21,126
whenever I bring a girlfriend
home from school.

952
01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:25,130
What a lame-o.

953
01:21:28,258 --> 01:21:31,261
Someone really should just
put him out of his misery.

954
01:21:35,015 --> 01:21:36,809
Want me to kill him for you?

955
01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:48,278
Yeah. Would you?

956
01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:51,949
It'll cost you.

957
01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:54,493
I've been babysitting
since I was about ten.

958
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:57,454
I've got almost $3,000.

959
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:02,668
Course, I was saving it up
for a boob job.

960
01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,630
But...

961
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:10,843
[Jane laughs]

962
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:15,556
[both laugh]

963
01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:22,521
[Ricky] You know, that's not
a very nice thing to do.

964
01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,818
Hiring someone to kill your dad.

965
01:22:31,113 --> 01:22:33,866
<i>I guess I'm not
a very nice girl, then, am I?</i>

966
01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:00,726
You know I'm not serious, right?

967
01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:03,687
Of course.

968
01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:20,996
You know how lucky we are
to have found each other?

969
01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:27,294
[♪ The Who: <i>The Seeker]</i>

970
01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:29,213
<i>[Lester] Remember those posters
that said:</i>

971
01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:32,549
<i>"Today is the first day
of the rest of your life"?</i>

972
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,471
<i>Well, that's true
of every day except one:</i>

973
01:23:38,764 --> 01:23:40,390
<i>The day you die.</i>

974
01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:05,791
- [blender whirring]
- [Lester whistling]

975
01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:24,226
Jane, hurry up. I've got
a very important appointment.

976
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:27,020
Mom, is it OK
if Angela sleeps over tonight?

977
01:24:27,187 --> 01:24:29,314
Well, of course. She's always welcome.

978
01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:33,277
I thought you two had a fight. I haven't
seen her around here in a while.

979
01:24:36,321 --> 01:24:38,949
[door opens, closes]

980
01:24:40,784 --> 01:24:43,495
- What?
- I've been too embarrassed

981
01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:45,998
to bring her over.

982
01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:48,834
Because of you
and that way you behave.

983
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:51,670
What are you talking about?
I've barely even spoken to her.

984
01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:55,090
You stare at her all the time!
Like you're drunk!

985
01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:57,175
- It's disgusting!
- Watch yourself, Jane,

986
01:24:57,342 --> 01:25:00,554
or you're gonna turn into
a real bitch, just like your mother!

987
01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,351
Fuck.

988
01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:15,944
You ready to go?

989
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:20,949
Oh, I don't need a ride.
I'm going in with Jane and her mom.

990
01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:30,542
Oh, morning.

991
01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:35,422
- Hey, Ricky. How's it going?
- Pretty decent, Mr. Burnham.

992
01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,007
Hey, hey.

993
01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,214
[man] I need that Super Smiley
with cheese ASAP!

994
01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:01,633
[Lester] You need more than that,
my little hombre.

995
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:05,095
<i>- [Carolyn] Oh, yeah. What's good here?
- [Buddy] Nothing!</i>

996
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:08,306
<i>[Carolyn] Oh! Then I guess we'll
just have to be bad, won't we?</i>

997
01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:11,810
<i>[laughing] I'll have a
Double Smiley sandwich,</i>

998
01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,271
<i>- curly fries and a vanilla shake.
- [Buddy] Make that two!</i>

999
01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:17,357
<i>[woman] That'll be $7.98. Please
drive up to the window. Thank you.</i>

1000
01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:22,821
I think we deserve a little junk food
after the workout we had this morning.

1001
01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:24,614
[♪ Bobby Darin: <i>As Long As I'm Singing]</i>

1002
01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:27,159
- Did you know that?
- Thank you. I'm flattered.

1003
01:27:27,325 --> 01:27:30,954
- [both moaning]
- Smile! You're at Mister Smiley's!

1004
01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:35,917
Would you like to try our new beef
and cheese pot pie on a stick?

1005
01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:40,839
- Just $1 .99 for a limited time only?
- We were just at a seminar.

1006
01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:45,260
- Buddy, this is my...
- Her husband. We've met before,

1007
01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:49,389
but something tells me you're going
to remember me this time.

1008
01:27:49,723 --> 01:27:55,645
- Whoa. You are so busted.
- This really doesn't concern you!

1009
01:27:55,812 --> 01:28:00,442
Actually, Janine is senior drive-thru
manager, so you kind of are on her turf.

1010
01:28:04,863 --> 01:28:07,199
So, this makes sense.

1011
01:28:07,365 --> 01:28:09,826
- Oh, Lester...
- [Lester] Honey, it's OK.

1012
01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:11,953
I want you to be happy.

1013
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:15,165
- Would you like Smiley sauce with that?
- Lester, just stop it!

1014
01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:17,209
No, no. You...

1015
01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:21,004
...don't get to tell me what to do...

1016
01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:23,256
...ever... again.

1017
01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:30,889
[thundering]

1018
01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:35,727
[exhales deeply]

1019
01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:39,189
I'm sorry.

1020
01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:43,276
I guess we should cool it for a while.

1021
01:28:46,196 --> 01:28:48,990
I'm facing a potentially
very expensive divorce.

1022
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,910
No. I understand completely.

1023
01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:56,206
In order to be successful,

1024
01:28:56,373 --> 01:28:59,042
one must project an image
of success at all times.

1025
01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,688
[sobbing]

1026
01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:24,943
- [car engine revving]
- [exhaling deeply]

1027
01:29:25,944 --> 01:29:27,904
Stop it. Stop it.

1028
01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:35,412
[screaming]

1029
01:29:35,579 --> 01:29:38,582
[♪ Free: <i>All Right Now]</i>

1030
01:30:09,279 --> 01:30:10,280
Shit.

1031
01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:12,657
[pager beeping]

1032
01:30:17,329 --> 01:30:19,414
I have to run next door.

1033
01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:22,667
Jane left her geometry book in my bag.
She needs it to do her homework.

1034
01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:37,599
You and psycho-boy are fucking
on a regular basis now, right?

1035
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:41,019
- No.
- Come on, you can tell me.

1036
01:30:41,186 --> 01:30:42,187
Does he have a big dick?

1037
01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:46,733
I'm not going to talk about his dick
with you, OK? It's not like that.

1038
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,444
Not like what? Doesn't he have one?

1039
01:30:50,362 --> 01:30:52,197
Why don't you want to talk about it?

1040
01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:54,866
I tell you every single detail
about every guy that I fuck.

1041
01:30:55,033 --> 01:30:58,078
Yeah, and maybe you shouldn't,
all right?

1042
01:30:58,244 --> 01:31:00,497
Maybe I really don't want
to hear about all that.

1043
01:31:00,664 --> 01:31:04,000
So now that you have a boyfriend,
you're above it?

1044
01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:07,212
We got to get you a real man.

1045
01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:30,402
- You got any papers?
- Yeah.

1046
01:31:30,568 --> 01:31:32,404
In the cigar box right over there.

1047
01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:34,990
Put up a fight, dude.
You are such a pushover.

1048
01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:36,908
"No, I can't, really, no. OK."

1049
01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:39,411
You should learn to roll a joint.

1050
01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:25,999
[car door closing]

1051
01:32:42,682 --> 01:32:46,102
- [Lester] Oh... Hi.
- Where's Mom?

1052
01:32:47,270 --> 01:32:49,481
- Don't know.
- Hi, Mr. Burnham.

1053
01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:53,318
- Hi.
- Wow. Look at you.

1054
01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:56,821
- Have you been working out?
- Some.

1055
01:32:57,072 --> 01:32:58,448
[scoffs]

1056
01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:03,953
You can really tell.

1057
01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:08,666
Look at those arms.

1058
01:33:13,171 --> 01:33:15,340
You like muscles?

1059
01:33:17,425 --> 01:33:20,762
I should probably go see
what Jane's up to.

1060
01:33:33,233 --> 01:33:35,151
[Frank] Where did you get that?

1061
01:33:37,362 --> 01:33:40,907
- [Ricky] From my job.
- You don't lie to me.

1062
01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:44,577
Now, I saw you with him.

1063
01:33:46,412 --> 01:33:48,373
You were watching me?

1064
01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:51,835
What did he make you do?

1065
01:33:53,253 --> 01:33:57,173
Oh... [laughs] Dad, you don't
really think me and Mr. Burnham...

1066
01:33:57,340 --> 01:33:59,217
Don't you laugh at me!

1067
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:05,390
Now, I will not sit back and watch
my only son become a cocksucker!

1068
01:34:05,557 --> 01:34:06,933
Jesus! What is it with you?

1069
01:34:08,059 --> 01:34:09,060
[groans]

1070
01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:15,358
I swear to God I'll throw you out of
this house and never look at you again!

1071
01:34:15,525 --> 01:34:19,487
- You mean that.
- You're damn straight I do!

1072
01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:23,074
I'd rather you were dead
than be a fucking faggot!

1073
01:34:30,415 --> 01:34:32,500
[exhales deeply]

1074
01:34:34,919 --> 01:34:36,337
You're right.

1075
01:34:40,466 --> 01:34:43,219
- I suck dick for money.
- Boy, don't start!

1076
01:34:43,386 --> 01:34:47,182
- $2,000. I'm that good.
- Get out!

1077
01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:49,517
And you should see me fuck!

1078
01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:51,728
I'm the best piece of ass
in three states!

1079
01:34:51,895 --> 01:34:55,607
Damn it, get out!
I don't ever want to see you again!

1080
01:34:57,275 --> 01:34:58,943
[Frank sobs]

1081
01:35:01,738 --> 01:35:05,408
What a sad old man you are.

1082
01:35:07,285 --> 01:35:09,495
Get out.

1083
01:35:34,729 --> 01:35:36,189
Mom...

1084
01:35:37,690 --> 01:35:40,235
- I'm leaving.
- OK.

1085
01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:45,240
Wear a raincoat.

1086
01:35:52,622 --> 01:35:55,208
I wish things would have
been better for you.

1087
01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:01,256
Take care of Dad.

1088
01:36:33,204 --> 01:36:35,707
<i>[man on radio]
...disinvesting problems of power</i>

1089
01:36:35,873 --> 01:36:38,710
<i>and removing their ability
to make us afraid.</i>

1090
01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:42,088
<i>This is the secret
to "Me-Centered Living."</i>

1091
01:36:42,255 --> 01:36:47,218
<i>Only by taking full responsibility
for your actions and their solutions</i>

1092
01:36:47,385 --> 01:36:51,472
<i>will you ever break free from
the constant cycle of victim hood.</i>

1093
01:36:51,639 --> 01:36:56,811
<i>You are only a victim if you choose
to be a victim. We all have the power...</i>

1094
01:36:56,978 --> 01:36:59,689
[Angela] I don't think
we can be friends anymore.

1095
01:36:59,856 --> 01:37:01,524
You're way too uptight about sex.

1096
01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:05,028
Just don't fuck my dad, all right?

1097
01:37:05,194 --> 01:37:07,071
- Please?
- Why not?

1098
01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:08,448
[knock on door]

1099
01:37:08,614 --> 01:37:11,659
- Dad, leave us alone!
- [Ricky] It's me.

1100
01:37:13,578 --> 01:37:15,663
If I had to leave tonight,
would you come with me?

1101
01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:18,416
- What?
- If I had to go to New York to live,

1102
01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:20,251
tonight, would you come with me?

1103
01:37:22,712 --> 01:37:25,882
- Yes.
- [Angela] You guys can't be serious!

1104
01:37:26,049 --> 01:37:28,426
You're just a kid,
and he's, like, a mental case.

1105
01:37:28,593 --> 01:37:30,845
You'll end up living in a box
on the street.

1106
01:37:31,012 --> 01:37:34,766
I'm no more a kid than you are!
We can use my plastic surgery money.

1107
01:37:34,932 --> 01:37:37,560
We won't have to.
I have over $40,000.

1108
01:37:37,727 --> 01:37:39,604
I know people in the city
that can help us.

1109
01:37:39,771 --> 01:37:42,023
- What, other drug dealers?
- Yes.

1110
01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:44,442
Jane, you'd be out of your mind
to go with him.

1111
01:37:44,609 --> 01:37:47,403
- Why do you even care?
- Because you're my friend!

1112
01:37:47,570 --> 01:37:51,366
She's not your friend. She's someone
you use to feel better about yourself.

1113
01:37:51,532 --> 01:37:54,786
- Go fuck yourself, psycho!
- Shut up, bitch!

1114
01:37:54,952 --> 01:37:57,830
- Jane! He's a freak!
- Well, then so am I!

1115
01:37:57,997 --> 01:38:01,459
And we'll always be freaks,
and we'll never be like other people.

1116
01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:05,296
And you'll never be a freak
'cause you're just too perfect!

1117
01:38:06,005 --> 01:38:09,675
Yeah, well, at least I'm not ugly.

1118
01:38:11,969 --> 01:38:13,679
Yes, you are.

1119
01:38:13,846 --> 01:38:17,308
And you're boring.
And you're totally ordinary.

1120
01:38:18,518 --> 01:38:20,228
And you know it.

1121
01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:24,565
You two deserve each other.

1122
01:38:39,038 --> 01:38:41,374
[sobbing]

1123
01:39:25,418 --> 01:39:27,211
[Lester] Jesus, man, you're soaked!

1124
01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:40,725
You want me to get Ricky?
He's in Jane's room.

1125
01:39:43,394 --> 01:39:45,271
Are you OK?

1126
01:39:45,438 --> 01:39:47,565
Where's your wife?

1127
01:39:49,233 --> 01:39:51,319
Uh, I don't know.

1128
01:39:51,486 --> 01:39:54,572
Probably out fucking that dorky
prince-of-real-estate asshole.

1129
01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:58,201
And you know what?

1130
01:39:59,911 --> 01:40:01,204
I don't care.

1131
01:40:11,797 --> 01:40:15,927
Your wife is with another man
and you don't care?

1132
01:40:19,096 --> 01:40:20,431
Nope.

1133
01:40:20,598 --> 01:40:23,267
Our marriage is just for show.

1134
01:40:24,435 --> 01:40:29,607
A commercial for how normal we are
when we're anything but.

1135
01:40:37,490 --> 01:40:39,450
Jesus, man, you are shaking.

1136
01:40:40,117 --> 01:40:42,954
We really ought to get you
out of these clothes.

1137
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:44,622
Yeah.

1138
01:40:46,541 --> 01:40:48,292
It's OK.

1139
01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:53,798
I am...

1140
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:57,802
You just tell me what you need.

1141
01:41:02,056 --> 01:41:04,475
- It's OK.
- [sobbing]

1142
01:41:19,824 --> 01:41:21,492
Oh, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

1143
01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:26,956
I'm sorry.

1144
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:30,042
You got the wrong idea.

1145
01:42:07,288 --> 01:42:09,749
<i>[man] "I refuse to be a victim."</i>

1146
01:42:09,915 --> 01:42:13,794
<i>When this becomes your mantra,
constantly reinforcing your...</i>

1147
01:42:13,961 --> 01:42:15,630
[turns tape off]

1148
01:42:17,923 --> 01:42:21,093
I refuse to be a victim!

1149
01:42:40,321 --> 01:42:43,074
[♪ Annie Lennox:
<i>Don't Let It Bring You Down]</i>

1150
01:43:05,179 --> 01:43:07,682
I hope you don't mind
if I play the stereo.

1151
01:43:07,848 --> 01:43:09,684
[Lester] Not at all.

1152
01:43:11,477 --> 01:43:13,479
Bad night?

1153
01:43:13,646 --> 01:43:14,980
Not really bad. Just...

1154
01:43:16,482 --> 01:43:18,442
...strange.

1155
01:43:18,609 --> 01:43:22,780
Believe me, it couldn't possibly
be any stranger than mine.

1156
01:43:31,706 --> 01:43:33,290
Jane and I had a fight.

1157
01:43:35,292 --> 01:43:36,627
It was about you.

1158
01:43:39,463 --> 01:43:41,006
She's mad at me because...

1159
01:43:42,800 --> 01:43:44,635
...I said I think you're sexy.

1160
01:43:47,847 --> 01:43:51,350
- Do you want a sip?
- Sure.

1161
01:44:20,421 --> 01:44:21,881
So...

1162
01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:26,218
...are you going to tell me?

1163
01:44:29,638 --> 01:44:31,515
What do you want?

1164
01:44:35,102 --> 01:44:36,687
I don't know.

1165
01:44:38,939 --> 01:44:40,191
You...

1166
01:44:40,816 --> 01:44:42,318
...don't know.

1167
01:44:43,527 --> 01:44:45,780
What do you want?

1168
01:44:47,198 --> 01:44:48,324
Are you kidding?

1169
01:44:50,284 --> 01:44:52,036
I want you.

1170
01:44:56,332 --> 01:44:59,251
I've wanted you
since the first moment I saw you.

1171
01:45:02,338 --> 01:45:05,299
You are the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen.

1172
01:45:13,557 --> 01:45:15,559
You don't think I'm ordinary?

1173
01:45:18,729 --> 01:45:21,440
You couldn't be ordinary if you tried.

1174
01:45:24,735 --> 01:45:26,654
Thank you.

1175
01:45:27,863 --> 01:45:30,783
I don't think there's anything worse
than being ordinary.

1176
01:45:50,803 --> 01:45:53,806
I refuse to be a victim.
I refuse to be a victim.

1177
01:45:53,973 --> 01:45:55,891
I refuse to be a victim.

1178
01:45:56,058 --> 01:46:00,145
Lester... I have something
I have to say to you.

1179
01:46:04,275 --> 01:46:09,613
[Angela inhaling, exhaling deeply]

1180
01:46:50,863 --> 01:46:52,364
Are you scared?

1181
01:46:53,490 --> 01:46:55,326
I don't get scared.

1182
01:46:58,495 --> 01:47:00,331
My parents will try to find me.

1183
01:47:01,165 --> 01:47:02,875
Mine won't.

1184
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,357
This is my first time.

1185
01:47:30,152 --> 01:47:33,864
- You're kidding.
- I'm sorry.

1186
01:47:34,823 --> 01:47:38,035
I still want to do it. I just...

1187
01:47:38,202 --> 01:47:42,998
...thought I should tell you,
in case you wondered why I wasn't...

1188
01:47:44,792 --> 01:47:46,377
...better.

1189
01:47:58,639 --> 01:48:00,224
What's wrong?

1190
01:48:06,981 --> 01:48:09,024
I thought you said I was beautiful.

1191
01:48:10,943 --> 01:48:12,820
You are beautiful.

1192
01:48:15,698 --> 01:48:17,408
You are so...

1193
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:19,702
...beautiful.

1194
01:48:22,538 --> 01:48:24,415
And I would be a very...

1195
01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:26,917
...lucky man.

1196
01:48:28,335 --> 01:48:30,587
I feel so stupid.

1197
01:48:30,754 --> 01:48:32,589
Don't.

1198
01:48:33,424 --> 01:48:36,593
- Shh.
- [crying] I'm sorry.

1199
01:48:36,760 --> 01:48:39,263
You have nothing to be sorry about.

1200
01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:42,599
It's OK.

1201
01:48:43,892 --> 01:48:46,103
Everything's OK.

1202
01:49:02,119 --> 01:49:04,621
Wow. I was starving.

1203
01:49:05,956 --> 01:49:09,460
- Do you want me to make another one?
- No, I'm fine.

1204
01:49:09,626 --> 01:49:10,836
You sure?

1205
01:49:12,087 --> 01:49:15,549
I'm still a little weirded out,
but I feel better.

1206
01:49:15,716 --> 01:49:17,092
Thanks.

1207
01:49:20,596 --> 01:49:21,847
How's Jane?

1208
01:49:23,182 --> 01:49:24,266
What do you mean?

1209
01:49:25,809 --> 01:49:26,977
I mean...

1210
01:49:28,270 --> 01:49:30,564
...how's her life?

1211
01:49:30,731 --> 01:49:32,357
Is she happy?

1212
01:49:32,524 --> 01:49:34,651
Is she miserable?

1213
01:49:36,361 --> 01:49:40,449
I'd really like to know, and she'd die
before she'd ever tell me about it.

1214
01:49:43,744 --> 01:49:48,332
She's... she is really happy.

1215
01:49:49,833 --> 01:49:52,002
She thinks she's in love. [scoffs]

1216
01:50:03,889 --> 01:50:05,849
Good for her.

1217
01:50:09,686 --> 01:50:10,854
How are you?

1218
01:50:18,821 --> 01:50:21,615
It's been a long time
since anybody asked me that.

1219
01:50:28,705 --> 01:50:30,124
I'm great.

1220
01:50:37,214 --> 01:50:38,590
I've got to go to the bathroom.

1221
01:50:52,938 --> 01:50:54,606
I'm great.

1222
01:51:29,433 --> 01:51:31,059
Man, oh, man.

1223
01:51:34,438 --> 01:51:37,149
Man, oh, man, oh, man.

1224
01:51:45,949 --> 01:51:47,701
[gunshot]

1225
01:52:13,560 --> 01:52:15,020
[Jane] Oh, my God!

1226
01:52:57,020 --> 01:52:58,689
[murmurs indistinctly]

1227
01:53:00,774 --> 01:53:02,859
<i>[Lester] I had always heard
your entire life</i>

1228
01:53:03,026 --> 01:53:06,238
<i>flashes in front of your eyes
the second before you die.</i>

1229
01:53:07,781 --> 01:53:08,991
<i>First of all...</i>

1230
01:53:09,157 --> 01:53:12,536
<i>...that one second
isn't a second at all.</i>

1231
01:53:13,287 --> 01:53:17,791
<i>It stretches on forever,
like an ocean of time.</i>

1232
01:53:20,210 --> 01:53:24,423
<i>For me, it was lying on my back
at Boy Scout camp</i>

1233
01:53:24,589 --> 01:53:26,883
<i>watching falling stars.</i>

1234
01:53:31,513 --> 01:53:32,973
[gunshot]

1235
01:53:35,559 --> 01:53:40,647
<i>[Lester] And yellow leaves from
the maple trees that lined our street.</i>

1236
01:53:46,445 --> 01:53:47,571
[gunshot]

1237
01:53:50,115 --> 01:53:55,037
<i>[Lester] Or my grandmother's hands
and the way her skin seemed like paper.</i>

1238
01:54:01,001 --> 01:54:02,377
[gunshot]

1239
01:54:02,919 --> 01:54:06,757
<i>[Lester] And the first time
I saw my cousin Tony's</i>

1240
01:54:06,923 --> 01:54:09,760
<i>brand-new Firebird.</i>

1241
01:54:11,428 --> 01:54:15,265
[panting]

1242
01:54:21,563 --> 01:54:22,939
<i>[Lester] And Janie.</i>

1243
01:54:25,067 --> 01:54:26,902
<i>And Janie.</i>

1244
01:54:30,113 --> 01:54:32,282
[gasping, shuddering]

1245
01:54:40,123 --> 01:54:43,126
[sobs]

1246
01:54:50,217 --> 01:54:56,181
[wailing]

1247
01:54:58,975 --> 01:55:01,103
<i>[Lester] And Carolyn.</i>

1248
01:55:06,316 --> 01:55:09,945
<i>I guess I could be pretty pissed off
about what happened to me,</i>

1249
01:55:10,112 --> 01:55:14,408
<i>but it's hard to stay mad when
there's so much beauty in the world.</i>

1250
01:55:15,742 --> 01:55:20,038
<i>Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it
all at once, and it's too much.</i>

1251
01:55:20,997 --> 01:55:24,376
<i>My heart fills up like a balloon
that's about to burst.</i>

1252
01:55:26,253 --> 01:55:29,339
<i>And then I remember to relax</i>

1253
01:55:30,424 --> 01:55:33,093
<i>and stop trying to hold on to it.</i>

1254
01:55:33,260 --> 01:55:36,179
<i>And then it flows
through me like rain</i>

1255
01:55:37,347 --> 01:55:40,183
<i>and I can't feel anything but gratitude</i>

1256
01:55:40,350 --> 01:55:45,730
<i>for every single moment
of my stupid little life.</i>

1257
01:55:47,190 --> 01:55:49,860
<i>You have no idea
what I'm talking about, I'm sure.</i>

1258
01:55:51,361 --> 01:55:52,529
<i>But don't worry.</i>

1259
01:55:53,864 --> 01:55:55,740
<i>You will someday.</i>

1259
01:55:56,305 --> 01:56:56,694
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