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Hey, did you guys know

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this year's the fortieth anniversary
of <i>Halloween?</i>

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See... Oh, nonsense.

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Halloween traditions date back
to the Celtic festival of Samhain.

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Although, our current Halloween customs

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come from the evening
before All Hallows Day,

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All Hallows Eve, thus Halloween.

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I meant the movie <i>Halloween.</i>

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Oh.

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Well, that's not interesting at all.

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Did you know
that Michael Myers' mask from the film

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was actually a Captain Kirk mask
turned inside out?

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Okay, now it's interesting!

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Are you guys all dressing up for work?

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Of course. I mean, how often
do you get to wear costumes to work?

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Says the man
with a giant belt buckle and a dickie.

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Hey, this is not a costume.
It's a choice, it's a style.

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It's a tragedy.

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Bernadette, why don't we
get to dress up at work?

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We used to, but a couple of guys
in the infectious disease lab

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went as zombies
and it triggered a quarantine.

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The CDC was so mad.

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Hey, if you really wanna dress up,
we could throw a party.

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Oh, that would be fun.

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You know, I used to throw
Halloween parties all the time

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when I moved into the building.

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All the time?
I only remember being invited to one.

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Please don't make this awkward for me.

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Okay, so Friday night,
Halloween party here.

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- Okay.
- Great. Can't wait.

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What are you going as?

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I don't wanna ruin the surprise.
You'll see it at work.

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Just a warning, it's pretty scary.

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- Oh, is it a bird?
- No.

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- Is it a dog?
- No.

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Oh, I think I'll be fine then.

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Hello.

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Oh, hello.

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I see you are dressed as Doc Brown
from <i>Back to the Future.</i>

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May I assume
that Amy is going as his wife,

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Clara Clayton
from <i>Back to the Future Part Three?</i>

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She is.

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Hmm.

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Did you do something different
to your hair?

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Yes.

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Looking good.

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<i>Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state</i>

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<i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...</i>

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<i>Wait!</i>

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<i>The earth began to cool</i>

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<i>The autotrophs began to drool</i>

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<i>Neanderthals developed tools</i>

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<i>We built a wall
We built the pyramids</i>

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<i>Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery</i>

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<i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i>

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<i>Bang!</i>

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Oh!

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Inspector Gadget! And I wanna say

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Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

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So close. Kooth Bader Ginsburg.

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The notorious KBG.

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That's very clever.

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Sustained.

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Are you gonna dress in drag
in front of your fiancée?

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Yeah, we have no secrets
from each other.

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Well, except for the fact
that I crocheted this myself.

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Hey, Sheldon.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Oh, my God, you look amazing.

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I find you guilty of murder
because you are killing it.

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Well, technically,
the Supreme Court wouldn't determine

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a defendant's guilt or innocence
in a criminal matter.

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They could only reverse or remand
a jury's conviction

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based on a constitutional
or statutory issue.

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Why are you laughing?

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His statement was factually correct.

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You're sitting in my spot.

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You don't have a spot.

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What is wrong with you today?

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Maybe he's cranky
because he's off his bathroom schedule.

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Oh, I can understand
how that would make someone irritable.

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Interesting fact, "irritable" comes
from the Latin "susceptible to anger."

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Just because I used a word
doesn't mean I want its etymology.

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Interesting fact, "etymology" comes
from the Greek word...

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You are being so annoying. Stop it!

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And why are you two laughing?

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Sheldon, he's being you.
He's dressed as you for Halloween.

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Oh.

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Well, so you're not laughing at him,

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you're laughing at me.

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But we're not laughing at you,
we're laughing with you.

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But I'm not laughing.

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Then the first one.

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Ready to go?

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Hey, why aren't you in your costume?

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I just didn't feel like it.

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You get that I'm wearing a corset
because of you,

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not because I'm tired of breathing?

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Amy, do you think
I'm always correcting other people?

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No, not all the time.
I mean, just last week,

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Penny ended a sentence
with a preposition,

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you didn't even mention it.

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True.

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I just waited until I got home
and screamed into a pillow.

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Is something bothering you?

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Howard dressed up as me and imitated me
and everyone laughed.

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Oh.

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Well, that must've felt terrible.

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It did.

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I never realized my friends viewed me
as an object of ridicule.

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Oh, I don't think that's true.

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They laughed, Amy, in a derisive way.

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Not in the instructive way

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I laugh at them
when they're being stupid.

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Hey. Happy Halloween.

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Oh, trick or treat.

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No, sorry, you're not wearing a costume.

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Yeah, I am.
I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.

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I'm gonna need more.

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Okay, failed actress
who traded constant rejection

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for a Christmas bonus and a dental plan.

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- Go nuts.
- Ah.

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I will.

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So, what are you wearing to the party?

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Sexy cat? Sexy nurse? Sexy zombie?

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Why do girls' costumes have to be sexy
but guys' costumes don't?

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Say that again
with this helicopter on my head.

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Very cute.

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Hey, do you remember what happened

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at that first Halloween party
that you invited me to?

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When I threw up in the pumpkin?

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More memorable than that.

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Really? That was pretty impressive.

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We had our first kiss,
on this very couch.

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No, no, our first kiss
was at your birthday. Remember?

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I threw you a party, you didn't make it,
and I felt bad for you.

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No, no, it was on Halloween
and you felt bad for me.

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If we're gonna go through
every party where I felt bad for you,

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we're gonna be here awhile.

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- Never mind.
- What?

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- You're not mad at me, are you?
- No, of course not.

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No, we just remember
different things from that party.

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I remember falling in love
and you remember vomiting in a pumpkin.

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I was, like, four feet away.
People cheered!

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- Here you go.
- Thanks.

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So, did you see Howard's costume?

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See it? I made it. It was hilarious.

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Well, Sheldon didn't think so,
and neither did I.

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Oh, come on, it was all in good fun.

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Well, I'm sure it was,
but Sheldon's feelings got hurt.

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Maybe Howard could apologize?

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You're kidding, right?

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Sheldon didn't apologize when he said
my baby looked like Winston Churchill.

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He loves Churchill.

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Your son should take that
as a compliment.

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He said it about my daughter.

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Well, this isn't about Sheldon.
This is about Howard.

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I think it is about Sheldon.

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How many times has he made fun of Howard

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for being an engineer,
going to MIT, his magic?

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Sheldon doesn't make fun of his magic.

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Well, he should. It's stupid.

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Anyway, the point is
Sheldon shouldn't dish it out

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if he can't take it.

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I think the point is
that Howard owes him an apology.

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No, I think the point is
if Sheldon has a problem with Howard,

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Sheldon should take it up with him.

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<i>Mama.</i>

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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the Prime Minister of England
needs her diaper changed.

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Hey.

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Oh, that's great.

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He's a Supreme Court Justice
and you're the US Constitution.

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Yup, he interprets me.

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And guess what's underneath this,

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the Bill of Tights.

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Smart, funny, gorgeous.
Are we a match or what?

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Hey, Bert, what are you dressed as?

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I'll give you a hint.

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My work
in seismic refraction measurements and...

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Hey, Stuart, what are you dressed as?

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I'm a butterfly.

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Did you steal those
from Halley's "Let's Pretend" box?

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I'm gonna put 'em back.

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All right, I'll tell you.
I'm Maurice "Doc" Ewing,

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winner of the 1960 Vetlesen Prize.

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Generally regarded
as the Nobel Prize of Geology.

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Oh, yeah, now I see it.

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Ask me how I died.

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Spoiler alert, brain hemorrhage.

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Well, cor blimey,
you look like a thousand tuppence.

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Don't he, Mary Poppins?

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Are you gonna talk like that all night?

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Jiff Willikers, I am.

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Isn't he cute? He's gonna get
a spoonful of sugar later.

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And I'm gonna sweep
Ms. Poppins' chimney.

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So, here we are. On Halloween.

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On this couch. Does it ring any bells?

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Really? We're still doing this.

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I'm just surprised
you don't remember our first kiss.

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Fine, it was on Halloween.

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Are you agreeing just to shut me up?

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You got another way, I'm all ears.

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- Really? An arranged marriage?
- Yeah, I know how it sounds.

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It sounds awesome.

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00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:16,619
Is that just an Indian thing
or can I get a piece of that?

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You know the woman has a choice, right?

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There's always a catch.

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Happy Halloween!

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Who wants to see a magic trick?

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Oh, that's right, no one.

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Ha!

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They're you.

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What do you think you're doing?

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I thought it was clear.

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I'm being unnecessarily hurtful
but with a sweet voice.

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And I don't understand what's going on
because I went to MIT.

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Okay, guys, I think that's enough.

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Hold on. I'm the judge here
and I'm going to allow it.

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Raj, take a break.

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Hey, free speech,
right back there somewhere.

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You know what, guys?

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You got us. Congratulations.

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Now, why don't you
go back to your apartment

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and put on your other costumes?

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But it's so far away,
and I have such teeny tiny legs.

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Really? Our bodies?
Is that where we're going, Amy?

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What's wrong with my body?

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Well, for starters,
you have a quarter in your nose.

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Not now, Sheldon.

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I don't get invited to a lot of parties.
Is this a good one?

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Oh, yeah.

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Did that guacamole taste weird to you?

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Tasted weird to me.

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Can't believe Amy did that.

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Oh, come on, you thought it was funny
when I dressed up as Sheldon.

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- That was totally different.
- How?

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That didn't hurt my feelings.

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Well, for what it's worth,

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I didn't think
it was a very good impression of you.

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Really? You don't think I have
an annoying high-pitched voice?

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No, not at all. In fact,
I find your voice quite melodious.

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Mmm-hmm.

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And you don't think
I'm unnecessarily hurtful?

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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the question,
I just heard the music.

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Well, people came, they ate, they vowed
to never speak to each other again.

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I think it was a successful party.

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It was. And I'm sorry about earlier.
I know it doesn't matter.

250
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No, it does matter, okay?
You were right, it was Halloween.

251
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I was dressed as a cat,
you were a hobbit.

252
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It was right there on that couch.

253
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,260
Why didn't you just say that?

254
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,090
Because I always hated
that was our first kiss.

255
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,978
I was drunk and I was still with Kurt,

256
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,531
and I was using you
to make myself feel better.

257
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I just wanted our first kiss
to mean something.

258
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,220
That's why I said
it was the one on your birthday.

259
00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:22,010
I like that.

260
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,612
We'll make that our official first kiss.

261
00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:28,616
Thank you. Aww.

262
00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,535
That was beautiful.

263
00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,858
What are you still doing here?

264
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:41,414
I was in the bathroom.
Guacamole didn't agree with me.

265
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,676
Well, since you're here,
you can help us clean up.

266
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,453
- Will you take this out, please?
- Sure.

267
00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,736
- Thank you.
- It's late.

268
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,498
Would you mind
if I crashed here tonight?

269
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,140
- You are always welcome here.
- Thank you.

270
00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,060
Where were we?

271
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,892
I think Howard hurting my feelings

272
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has, in some ways,
made me a better person.

273
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:13,258
Hmm, look at you
improving on perfection. How so?

274
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,054
As you were eating that Danish,
I wanted to point out

275
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that the Danish isn't Danish at all.
It was imported by Austrian bakers

276
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during a labor dispute in the 1800s.
But I chose not to

277
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because I didn't wanna be
the kind of fellow

278
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who foists unwanted facts

279
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about European pastries
on the unwilling.

280
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,539
Huh, that's actually interesting.

281
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,260
Sorry, now you'll never know.

282
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,134
Hey, guys, I need your help.

283
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:41,577
Bernadette's still pretty upset
about your costumes.

284
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:45,250
She's upset? Those pants I wore
to make fun of you were so tight,

285
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,013
I risked a testicular hernia.

286
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:53,094
Anyway, if you guys could apologize,
it'd be a big help.

287
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,818
We'd be happy to apologize to her
as soon as she apologizes to me

288
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,857
for not making you apologize to Sheldon.

289
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,694
I didn't follow that, but then,
between my wife and that guacamole,

290
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,340
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

291
00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:06,020
Don't you think it's unreasonable

292
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,700
for her to ask us to do something
she refused to do?

293
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,373
Yes. So, when can you stop by?

294
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,333
I don't understand.
If it's unreasonable,

295
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,420
why should we do it?

296
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,556
Okay, how about this? You know

297
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,698
in <i>Star Wars,</i> when R2
and Chewbacca were playing holochess...

298
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:22,177
- Really? <i>Star Wars?</i>
- Amy, let the man speak.

299
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,813
Chewbacca was losing,
and getting angry and...

300
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,459
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,

301
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:31,140
are you saying
we should let the Wookiee win?

302
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,979
Hey... Hey, that's my wife
you're talking about.

303
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:39,099
But, yes,
let the Wookiee win.

304
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:47,976
Hello, Bernadette.

305
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,697
Wait, did you just walk into my house?

306
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,700
- No, Howard let me in.
- Where is he?

307
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,619
Oh, he got in his car and drove away.

308
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,979
- Oh, is that watermelon for anybody?
- It's for Halley.

309
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,650
Is she gonna eat all of it?

310
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,380
God, no wonder she looks like Churchill.

311
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:10,580
What do you want, Sheldon?

312
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,858
Howard said your feelings were hurt.

313
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:15,580
Well, Howard's wrong.
I don't care if someone makes fun of me.

314
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:20,018
All right. Apparently,
I came all this way for nothing.

315
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,136
Unless Halley wants
to share that watermelon?

316
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,420
You think Amy's the first person

317
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,457
to make fun of me
for having a squeaky voice?

318
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,900
Do you?

319
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,894
I feel like my chance at watermelon
is dangling by a thread.

320
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,210
'Cause she's not.
It's been happening my whole life.

321
00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:40,370
And she called me out for being mean?
Well, I've had to be mean.

322
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,575
It's hard to be taken seriously

323
00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:46,731
when you're always
the smallest person in the room.

324
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:50,177
I know that. Well, I was in high school
when I was nine years old.

325
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:54,017
I tried to tell the other kids that
although my physical stature was small,

326
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,217
my intellectual stature
towered over them.

327
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,813
That only seemed to make things worse.

328
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:03,580
Well, kids called me
Bernadette the Marionette.

329
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,500
Because you're small.
That's funny.

330
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,260
No, it's not.

331
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,816
Well, people used to call me Egghead,
'cause there were eggs on my head.

332
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,740
'Cause they threw them at me.

333
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:17,940
That's terrible.

334
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,971
One time, my brothers
made me breathe helium.

335
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,490
I tried to call for help,

336
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,492
but the only one who could hear me
was the dog.

337
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,894
That's also terrible.

338
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,417
My goodness, you had to live
in a house with a dog.

339
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,539
I guess we both had to put up
with a lot of crap from people.

340
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,615
I suppose we have.

341
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:40,940
Huh.

342
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,211
Maybe you and I are more alike
than we thought.

343
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,100
Maybe we are.

344
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,836
Although, I'm exceptionally tall
and you're exceptionally...

345
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,216
- Sheldon!
- But you didn't let me finish!

346
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,529
Fine. Sorry.

347
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,620
Short.

348
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,379
Sheldon, you sure you're ready for this?
This movie's pretty scary.

349
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,294
I... Please, I'm an adult.
I think I can handle it.

350
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,179
That's what you said
about the butterfly pavilion at the zoo.

351
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:11,976
That was my fault.

352
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,529
After I pet that goat,
I felt like a gladiator.

353
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,020
Okay, lights on or lights off?

354
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,251
Lights off! I'm gonna do this,
I'm wanna do it right.

355
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,380
What do you guys think you're doing?

356
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,860
We're showing Sheldon <i>Halloween.</i>

357
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,977
Absolutely not. Sheldon, come home.

358
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,060
You...

359
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,820
But I really wanna watch it.

360
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,540
I know you do, but I am forbidding it.

361
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,577
Oh, man. Sorry, guys.

362
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,098
What took you so long?

363
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,380
I'm sorry. I just got your text!

363
00:18:48,305 --> 00:19:48,610