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Oh, this is amazing.
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I wish I had a playhouse like this
when I was a kid.
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Really, you never had a playhouse?
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No.
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I mean, my dad did buy
the house next door for us to play in.
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I'm gonna hook up the garden hose
so it has running water.
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Why does it need running water?
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Same reason it's got electricity.
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Bernadette and I both work
and we're overcompensating.
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Yeah. This reminds me of
a traditional Amish barn raising
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with everyone pitching in.
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How exactly are you pitching in?
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I don't hear anyone else giving facts
about traditional Amish barn raising.
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The rest of us are pitching in
with hammers and nails.
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The facts are my nails
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and my voice is the hammer
which pounds them
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through the wood of your skull.
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Well, that is how it feels.
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Hey, can you pass me that drill?
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Yeah. Fun fact about Amish barn raising.
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They don't use any power tools.
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Amy, make him stop!
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No. If he tires himself out now,
he'll sleep better tonight.
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Hey, Howie, can you give me a hand.
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I need to get some work done
and the kids are climbing all over me.
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You know what? I'll watch them.
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You sure?
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But I was just about to tell everyone
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why they're called Pennsylvania Dutch
when they really hail from Germany.
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Yep.
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Thanks.
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So, what do ya think? Pretty cool, huh?
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And when our kids outgrow it,
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we can Airbnb it
to other people's babies.
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Funny.
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You all right?
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Sorry, I haven't had a second to myself.
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So let me just go back inside,
finish my report,
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brush my teeth,
change out of my pajamas,
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make a sandwich
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and then I'll come out here
and laugh at your joke.
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Ooh.
As long as you're making sandwiches.
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You can laugh at that one later too.
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All right, I've kept you
in suspense long enough.
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Dutch is a bastardization of the word
"Deutsch" meaning German.
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What's German for annoying?
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Nervig. Why do you ask?
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE
www.osdb.link/lm
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President Siebert, you wanted to see me?
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Hey. There's my guy!
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You sound like my wife
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just before she asked me
to go to Coachella.
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No, this is gonna be
way more fun than Coachella.
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More fun than heatstroke? Good luck.
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So, there are some funds left
in the general administrative grant
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and I need somebody to decide
how we should disburse them.
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Really?
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Wow. What an honor. Thank you.
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So how do I decide who gets the money?
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How do you decide anything?
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Think about it with your brain
and then say it with your mouth.
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Yeah, right, sure.
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So after I decide, do I then submit it
to you for approval or...
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No. You decide, you approve,
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and then you pride yourself
on a job well done.
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It's a lot of responsibility.
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Well, if I didn't think
you were up to the task,
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you wouldn't have been fifth on my list.
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Thank you.
I'll get started right away.
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And I look forward to
hearing nothing about it.
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I will keep you posted.
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Hey, thank you guys again
for helping out yesterday.
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No problem, that was really fun.
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It was fun, but I am sore.
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You didn't lift a finger.
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No, but I narrated the entire event
and I am paying for it today.
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Gentlemen.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Leonard, do I detect
a little swagger in your step?
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Possibly.
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Well, stop. It doesn't suit you.
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What's going on?
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Siebert put me in charge of handing out
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the last bit
of the administrative funds.
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And I have sole discretion.
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Whoo! Looks like Christmas came early.
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First thing on my list
is a golden umbrella
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'cause Leonard's gonna make it rain!
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Hold on, I'm not just gonna
hand out money.
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There's a procedure you need to follow.
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I believe he's referring to
the traditional kissing of the buttocks.
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Should we form a line
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or just do it like
we're bobbing for apples?
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Cute. But President Siebert trusted me
with this and I'm taking it seriously.
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If you have a legitimate request,
you can submit it to me in writing
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and I will evaluate it
based on its merits.
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Sure, sure. Is Jet Ski one word or two?
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Hofstadter!
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Heard Siebert put you in charge
of the administrative fund?
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Can't think of a better guy for the job.
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I think he's done this before.
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Leonard, I know you and I
have a troubled history
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but I hope that when I make my request,
you'll give me a fair shot.
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Of course.
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See? That's why I like
about this guy, integrity.
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Bring it in!
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I just put something in your pocket.
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It's good at all El Pollo Locos.
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Halley, leave your brother's
dirty diaper alone!
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Put that down.
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That is not a hat. That is not a hat!
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- Okay, everybody in the sink.
- Ew!
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Bad news, Howie.
I'm gonna be stuck at work for a while.
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Oh, that's terrible. Hang in there.
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I'll be home as soon as I can.
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He deserves better.
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No, I'm not going to reconsider.
Your request was denied.
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I don't care if it helps you think,
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you don't need
a koi pond in your office.
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Well, you should've thought about that
before you bought the koi.
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- Wow. That was a little rough.
- Well, I have to be,
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everyone assumes I'm just gonna
give them whatever they want.
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Mmm. But you're not. Are you?
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No, I'm not.
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I mean, look at this.
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An espresso machine? I don't think so.
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Denied!
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Wow. I really like this side of you.
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Really?
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Yeah, just so decisive.
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Well, check this out.
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A standing desk.
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- Denied!
- Ooh!
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If you wanna stand,
do it on your own time.
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'Cause I'm the boss.
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Yeah, you are!
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Hello.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Leonard, I just wanted to
congratulate you
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on how well you're managing
this grant money.
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- What do you want?
- You...
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Nothing.
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I just came by to pay you a compliment.
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Nice try, the answer's no.
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To what?
I'm not asking you for anything.
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All I need for my job is right here.
Hmm?
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This is my office.
Which makes for a great commute.
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Home. Work. Home.
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And I'm still working,
I'm just working from home.
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You know, if it's that easy
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then why does Leonard have to drive you
to work every day?
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Because I like the frozen yogurt machine
in the cafeteria.
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Oh! I suppose I could use
a frozen yogurt machine...
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Denied!
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Well, you should've seen him.
Denying things left and right.
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It was so sexy!
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Of course, I made a request
he did not deny.
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Uh-huh.
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Are you listening to me?
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Yeah, sure. You slept with your husband.
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What is going on with you?
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It's not a big thing.
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Have you ever told Leonard
a little white lie?
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Mmm.
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Well, he thinks I've seen
every one of the Star Wars movies
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but I've really only seen
the one with the gold robot.
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That could be any of 'em.
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Exactly.
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I've been telling Howie that
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I've had to work late
the past couple nights,
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but really I've just been hiding out
in Halley's playhouse.
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Does that make me awful?
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Awful, no.
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Uh, strange, yes.
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Sad, a little, yes.
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Just that work's been crazy,
and the minute I get home
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I have two kids hanging on me,
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and sometimes I don't want
babies pulling my hair
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and pinching my belly fat.
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It'd be a good slogan
for a condom company.
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I love my kids
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but that hour to myself
just makes me feel human again.
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So you go home and sit alone
in a toy house in the backyard.
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Yeah!
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Oh! Dr. Hofstadter, did you have
a chance to look over my proposal?
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Yeah, I did,
and your research is fascinating.
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I had no idea
that crows were that smart.
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Do they really hold grudges?
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They do.
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One of them escaped
from my behavioral study a year ago.
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I can't prove it's him
but something craps on my car every day.
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Well, look, I only have enough money
to fund one request
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but your project is
definitely in the running.
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Okay, but, when do you think
you might make a decision?
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Because I have to upgrade their cages
before they learn how to open the locks.
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When I came into my lab, this morning,
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they suddenly got silent.
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I think they're planning something.
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Uh, soon. I've narrowed it down
to three projects.
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Whoa! Is mine one of them?
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Actually, yeah.
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The software in the telescope room
hasn't been upgraded in years,
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it seems like it might be time.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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So you're just gonna give
the money to your friend?
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I smell a rat.
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I work with rats too. That might be me.
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I'm not just giving it
to my friend, Barry.
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Your proposal is also in the mix.
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Wait, so those are the three?
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You're not even considering mine?
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Why, because they're PhDs
and I'm just an engineer?
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No, because they wrote
detailed proposals
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and you sent a YouTube clip of the guy
from Jerry Maguire saying,
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"Show me the money."
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All right, Hofstadter,
what's it gonna be?
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Which project are you gonna pick?
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Yeah, come on, Leonard. Tell us now.
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But remember, crows aren't the only ones
who can hold a grudge.
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Look, all three of your proposals
have a lot of merit.
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I just wanna make sure
I'm making the right decision.
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I can tell you're stressed.
If it helps, I withdraw my proposal.
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It doesn't help.
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Fine, then I'm back in the mix.
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Show me the money!
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Okay. I just...
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I need everyone to back off.
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I'm in charge here and I'll decide
when I'm ready to decide.
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When will that be?
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A day, a week, I don't know.
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- Where are you going?
- I don't know that either!
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Ooh!
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Someone's making decisions.
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Reviewing these proposals.
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Yeah. 'Cause you're the boss man,
telling people what's what. I like it.
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It's just so hard!
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All three of these proposals have merit.
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How do I choose?
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Well, not with that voice.
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There has got to be a right decision
based on empirical evidence.
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Look, I made pros and cons lists,
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and then I came up with
three different scoring systems
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to determine the best project.
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I just don't know
which scoring system to use!
255
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,552
So I'm working on a meta-scoring system
to score the scoring systems
256
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,816
but the math is really complicated.
257
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,360
Do you want me to walk you through it?
258
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,040
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
259
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,136
Turn that off.
Are you trying to get us caught?
260
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,160
Oh.
261
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,512
So, I've narrowed it down to
three worthwhile projects,
262
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,990
but I only have the money
to fund one of them.
263
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,958
Lucky for you, I have a solution.
264
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:03,836
I can't wait.
265
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,356
You free up more money
and I fund all of them.
266
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,000
Mmm. No.
267
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,830
Or...
268
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,430
Hear me out.
269
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,520
Yes.
270
00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,119
That way everybody's happy.
271
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,336
You can't make everybody happy.
272
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,635
- I think I can.
- You can't.
273
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,480
- No, actually...
- You're making me unhappy.
274
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,800
Okay, what would you do?
275
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,996
I'd find some sap and put him in charge
so I wouldn't have to be the bad guy.
276
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,432
That's a really good idea... Oh.
277
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,560
- Watcha doing?
- Oh.
278
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,279
You scared me.
279
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,510
I'll ask again.
280
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,713
Whatcha doing?
281
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,037
Nothing.
282
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,474
Really?
283
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,677
You and Bernadette
aren't doing stuff without me?
284
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,116
What? No! Why would you even say that?
285
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,840
You know how your talent is
getting just drunk enough
286
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,480
to have a good time
without being hungover the next day?
287
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,515
Thank you.
288
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,394
Well, mine is knowing
when I'm being excluded. So spill.
289
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,716
I'm just running some errands.
290
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,800
Yeah?
291
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,154
With a bag full of wine?
292
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,517
I just gotta stay hydrated.
293
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:25,871
Try again.
294
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,030
Okay. Look, I'm sorry.
295
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,616
We did not mean
to leave you out, all right?
296
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,791
Bernadette has been feeling
fried at home
297
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,839
so we ended up hanging out
in Halley's playhouse.
298
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,720
- Like a secret club?
- What?
299
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,790
No!
300
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,436
Just like a place to spend time
that we don't tell anyone else about.
301
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,391
And what would be
a shorter way of saying that?
302
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,396
Secret club, yeah.
303
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,216
- Well, you really hurt my feelings.
- Oh.
304
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,720
What can I do to make it up to you?
305
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,515
I'm in a secret club!
306
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,456
Is there some sort of
humiliating initiation?
307
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,960
'Cause I would literally do anything!
308
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,633
Leonard, you've been losing to me in
three-dimensional chess for many years.
309
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,074
You know what would be neat?
310
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,710
If this was some sort of long con,
and one day you say,
311
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,871
"Let's make this interesting,"
put money on it
312
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,350
and reveal that you
actually know what you're doing.
313
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,835
- A very long con indeed. Checkmate.
- Oh.
314
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,160
Sorry, I'm distracted.
315
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,993
Ooh. Aren't you the hustler?
316
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:44,031
No matter who I give the funds to,
someone is gonna be upset with me.
317
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,998
Do you really care
if people are angry at you?
318
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,673
- Of course.
- Interesting.
319
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,878
Why don't you go to the store
and get me some tapioca pudding
320
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,474
or I'm gonna be angry at you.
321
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,231
No.
322
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,515
So it comes and goes?
323
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,437
How do you not care
what people think of you?
324
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,718
It's easy. I mean, not
beating-you-at chess easy, but what is.
325
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,880
Wait.
326
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,314
You can make this decision.
327
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,711
You don't care if you upset people.
You can pick for me.
328
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,439
- I certainly could.
- Oh, great.
329
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,520
But I won't.
330
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,916
I think this is
a learning opportunity for you.
331
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,559
Sheldon, come on!
332
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,040
I'm sorry. Did I upset you?
333
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,793
- Yes!
- Ask me how I feel about that.
334
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,833
So where does Leonard think you are?
335
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,400
Oh. I told him I was at yoga.
336
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,280
Well,
you are stretching the truth.
337
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,517
Oh, yeah?
Where does Sheldon think you are?
338
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,592
Oh. Sheldon's kinda like a dog.
339
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,558
He doesn't really think about me
when I'm gone
340
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,154
but he's so happy when I show up.
341
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,756
Oh.
342
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,354
Who likes Easy-Bake quesadilla?
343
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760
Oh, me!
344
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,589
Oh! Hot.
345
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:49,957
Shh!
346
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,696
Thanks for letting me
come over and hang.
347
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,518
So Leonard still hasn't made
a decision yet?
348
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,876
No. And I've really been
laying on the guilt.
349
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,713
Did you break out the sad eyes?
350
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,154
You mean these bad boys?
351
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,831
What do we do?
352
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,856
We're just gonna have to wait
till they go back inside.
353
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:10,079
Okay. Okay. Can we very quietly
open that second bottle of wine?
354
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:16,798
Hey. Don't freak out, but I think
there's someone in your playhouse.
355
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,716
Oh, yeah, that's just Bernadette.
356
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,392
She's been hiding out there all week.
357
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,800
Really, why?
358
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,556
Oh. I don't know.
359
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,359
She's been a little overwhelmed at work,
360
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,239
and frankly, me and the kids are a lot.
361
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,710
She just needs some downtime.
362
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,678
And you just pretend
like you don't know?
363
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,311
Sure.
364
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,073
I mean, that's how marriage works.
365
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,790
Three years ago,
366
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:47,830
I told her I got life insurance
and I totally didn't.
367
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,496
If someday she's gonna find out,
I'm gonna say,
368
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,557
"Ah! I know you've been hiding
in the playhouse!"
369
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,399
Why don't you just get
the life insurance?
370
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,916
Whose side are you on?
371
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,096
Can you hear what they're saying?
372
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,120
I'm trying.
373
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,551
Oh. Sounds like Penny's in there too.
374
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,189
Seriously, Leonard?
375
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,475
You didn't pick my project?
376
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,880
I'm sorry, Raj.
377
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,599
- What, you go with crow lady?
- No.
378
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,995
You gave the money to Kripke?
379
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,080
I did not.
380
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,598
Wait, I'm confused. I thought there were
only three projects in contention.
381
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,511
Well, there were.
382
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,195
But at the last minute
someone submitted an application
383
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:31,433
for a pretty cool Europium-doped laser
and they made a very compelling case.
384
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,120
What was the case?
385
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,516
Oh. That it was me and I wanted it.
386
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,876
You can't do that.
You can't just fund your own project.
387
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,191
Turns out I can and I did.
388
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,794
Interesting, what about not wanting
everybody to be mad at you?
389
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,349
Well, I realized that
no matter what decision I made,
390
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,239
people were gonna be mad at me,
and this way I get a laser.
391
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,036
That is the most selfish thing
you've ever done.
392
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,120
I'm proud of you.
393
00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,557
I don't care.
394
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,194
- Yes, you do.
- Yeah, I do.
395
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,792
The Europium-laser is so cool.
396
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,872
It has a four level FF transition,
397
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,713
which provides for high power output
398
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,315
and it's quantum efficiency
is off the charts.
399
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,511
What're you going to use it for?
400
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,000
I have no idea.
401
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,640
Leonard,
402
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,789
there's a crow on your roof.
403
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800
I see it.
404
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,393
Is that one of Dr. Lee's crows?
405
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,433
It has a tag on its leg.
406
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,512
Don't make any sudden moves.
407
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,671
Smart. Let's stand
perfectly still until they...
408
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,796
He's the one you want!
409
00:18:45,305 --> 00:19:45,626
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