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Sheldon, do you wanna put the tables
after each section
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or in an appendix at the end?
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You know what,
we wrote this paper together,
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I think we should decide together
that they go in an appendix at the end.
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How about that, there is an "I" in team.
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Look at what we made.
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Oh, I know. Yeah,
it really is the best of both of us.
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You know, it's got my math
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and your sassy takedown
of the fundamental nature of symmetry.
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It's got my bottomless
intellectual curiosity
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and your petulant refusal to spell
"gray" with an "A" like an American.
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You realize we still have a lot of work
to do before we can publish.
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Perhaps we should divide and conquer.
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Now, you track down all the citations
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and properly note them
in our bibliography,
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and I will roll up my sleeves
and decide what font we want to use.
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Sheldon, there are
hundreds of citations to track down.
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And thousands of fonts,
but you don't hear me complaining.
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I am not going to spend weeks
in a library looking up old papers.
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Can't we hire a grad student to do it?
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A grad student?
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I am not trusting our unpublished paper
to some millennial.
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They'll put unicorn emojis on it
and then post it on social media.
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Why would they do that?
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Economic anxiety,
too much avocado toast, who cares?
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Look, the point is,
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we can't afford to have this paper
leaked before we're ready to publish.
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That's how you kiss
the Nobel Prize goodbye,
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instead of hello as I intend to do.
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I assume you mean metaphorically?
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Uh, absolutely not.
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If the King of Sweden hands me a medal,
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I intend to smear it with Purell
and then kiss it.
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But what if we ask one of our friends
to help us out.
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How about Leonard?
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Gee, I don't know, can we trust him?
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He's your best friend
in the whole world.
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Yes, but he's always struck me
as the guy in the plane crash
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who doesn't wait until
you're all the way dead to eat you.
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I think you can trust him.
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Oh, Amy, you...
Never lose that childlike innocence.
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Leonard, I need to tell you something.
I'm having an affair.
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Okay.
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You have to swear not to tell anybody.
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Okay.
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You are the only one who knows.
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Well, you and Rita, the cafeteria lady
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who has been giving me
more than Tater Tots.
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Hey, Sheldon.
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- Not a word.
- Hmm.
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What did he want?
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Oh, nothing, he just concocted
some stupid test
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to see if I can keep a secret.
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Ooh, what's the secret?
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I'm not gonna tell you that.
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The test is stupid,
but I still wanna pass.
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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Congratulations, Leonard.
You passed my secret loyalty test.
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The truth is, I was never having
an affair with the cafeteria lady.
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There's only one woman who gets to touch
my no-no parts, and she's right here.
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Sheldon.
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No-no.
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Well, I am shocked, Sheldon,
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because I totally believed
that the woman you reported
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for being stingy with the peas
couldn't keep her hands off you.
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Well, I am a little hurt
that you weren't gonna tell me
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my husband was having an affair.
I thought we were friends.
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I didn't really believe him.
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Why not, you don't think
other women find him attractive?
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No.
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Um, I suppose you're wondering
why I put you through all this.
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You mean, the last two minutes
or the last 20 years?
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We need to ask you a big favor.
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Well, you've certainly
gone about it the right way.
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You know, we're almost finished
with our paper.
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We just need help
tracking down the citations.
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That's busy work.
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Can't you just get
a grad student to do it?
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No, this paper
is incredibly important to us,
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and we need someone we can trust.
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Please, it would mean a lot.
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You know what, sure.
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The three of us in the library
looking up old papers,
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that actually could be kind of fun.
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Oh, no. We won't be there.
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And it just got more fun.
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Bam, took him out.
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Now I'm doing a victory dance
to celebrate.
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Where are you?
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About to shoot some dancing jackass.
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Hey!
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And now I'm doing a victory dance.
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What are you playing?
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Fortnite.
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A bunch of people
parachute onto an island
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and fight it out to be
the last man standing.
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Like Hunger Games?
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More like Bachelor in Paradise.
But not as cutthroat.
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Sounds fun, can I play?
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I don't know if you'd like it,
it's kind of for gamers.
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Hey, I'm a gamer.
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I play Candy Crush, Bejeweled
and Sesame Street Letter School,
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which I beat our daughter
at every single time.
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All right, give it a shot.
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This one's how you move,
this is how you shoot,
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A jumps, B puts you into build mode.
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And depending on what you want to build,
you can use LB, RB, LT or RT.
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Just put me in, I'll figure it out.
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Oh, sounds like me
on our honeymoon.
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Okay, you're skydiving down.
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You're almost to the ground.
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Now, when you land you're gonna want...
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Okay, you're dead.
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Wait? That's it? That wasn't fun at all.
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Oh, now it sounds like you
on our honeymoon.
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Thanks for helping with this.
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What are friends for?
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My friend sent me down to this basement
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to do his grunt work,
so I wouldn't know.
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Hey.
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Probably shouldn't say anything,
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but did you hear about Sheldon
and the lunch lady?
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Yeah, uh, that's not true, that's just
something Sheldon made up to test us.
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I wish I had known that
before I called her a floozy
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in front of the whole lunch line.
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This is the list of the papers
we need to pull.
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Why don't we split up,
you take half, I take half.
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I don't know,
it's pretty creepy down here,
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maybe we should stay together.
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Come on, Raj, it's just a library.
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You could say that about anything.
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It's just a cemetery,
it's just a haunted house,
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it's just a portal to hell.
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Fine, how about we split up,
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but we stay in constant communication
with each other?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Leonard?
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Still here.
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Okay.
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Leonard?
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Still here.
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Okay.
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Leonard?
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Leonard?
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Oh, God!
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Too much dust.
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Hey, ready for lunch?
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Hang on.
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Really, video games?
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Is this some sort of Freaky Friday thing
where you're actually Howard?
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Please, if I were Howard
I'd be doing this.
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You know what, he's not wrong.
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Okay, great, can we go?
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In a minute. I wanna show Howard
I can play this game.
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You know, you make
a lot more money than he does,
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can't you just rub his nose in that?
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I can, but I wanna rub his nose in this.
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Oh, damn it! Why can't I hit anybody?
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Here, let me try.
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Lots of luck,
it's way harder than it looks.
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Got him. Oh.
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Okay, this citation is correct.
How're you doing?
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Pretty good, I'm just looking through,
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"The Effect of High Energy Muons
on Proton Pion Scattering
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at the National Accelerator...
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...Laboratory."
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Should we take a break?
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No, this actually
makes it more exciting.
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We have to get through all of this
before I run out of this.
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It's like the movie Speed,
but instead of a bus, it's your lungs.
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And instead of Sandra Bullock,
it has sadness.
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Why did you pull this Russian paper?
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It was cited in this paper over here,
so I thought we should check it out.
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It's not translated.
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Maybe we should talk to Howard,
his Russian's pretty good.
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We don't need Howard.
I've got Google Translate.
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Okay, here we go.
From Russian to English.
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"Examinations of moose chowder
in lemon parachutes."
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Yeah, okay.
Now I know why this app is free.
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Oh, gosh, my Russian's a little rusty.
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If it helps, this word may be "moose."
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Okay.
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This paper is called,
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"Examinations of a Super-Asymmetric
Model of the Universe"
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by Doctor Vasily Gregora-poli-popivich.
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Wait, so Amy and Sheldon weren't
the first to think of super-asymmetry?
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Doesn't look like it. This is from 1978.
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Okay, well, they might need
to rename their theory,
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"The Cooper-Fowler
Gregora-poli-popivich Theory."
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Kind of rolls right off your tongue,
doesn't it?
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Sheldon is not gonna be happy
about this.
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Well, he's gonna be
less happy about this.
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Uh...
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"The super-asymmetric model
is inherently flawed
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and does not bear the weight
of further examination." Hmm.
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So this disproves their theory?
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Sounds like it.
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How are we gonna tell him?
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That's easy. Just go up to him and say,
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"Sheldon, Raj has something
to tell you."
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Why do I have to tell him?
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You did find it.
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I... But, he's the one
who translated it.
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Okay. How about this? We all tell him.
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Or even better, you tell him.
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Yeah, that makes the most sense.
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You guys are such cowards.
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Yes, we are!
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Hey, Denise, is Stuart here?
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Oh, no, doctor's appointment.
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Is he okay?
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Not since I've known him.
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Which brings up an interesting question,
you and Stuart, why?
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I don't know,
my parents owned a funeral home.
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Read into that what you will.
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What can I help you with?
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I was hoping Stuart could show me
how to play Fortnite.
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Hmm, I can teach you.
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Really, you good?
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Look at my skin.
I haven't been outside in six years.
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So, you'll coach me?
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Sure. Now let me ask you a question.
Howard, why?
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You've got eyes, what do you think?
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Well, I guess.
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Um...
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Ugh.
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Oh, I really wish I didn't see this.
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Oh, hey.
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I just need to give Sheldon some
bad news, and I really don't want to.
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Oh, my God, is everything okay?
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No, I found a paper
that proves their theory wrong.
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I mean, they thought
this was gonna be their Nobel Prize.
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It's gonna break his heart.
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Oh, man. Maybe leave an anonymous note.
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You know, like in high school when
you want to let your best friend know
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that her boyfriend is cheating on her.
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Why wouldn't you just tell her that?
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I don't know, maybe you had a hickey.
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Isn't it better to get bad news
from a friend?
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No, trust me, it's not.
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I went to prom with a hickey
and a black eye.
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Come on, knock on the door.
You can do this.
253
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,839
All right, here I go.
254
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,674
Oh, wait. Just let me get inside.
255
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,880
Why?
256
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,834
Why? Come on.
257
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,516
Oh, hey, Leonard.
Is the podcast too loud?
258
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,880
I didn't hear a podcast.
259
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,113
I told you no one could hear it.
260
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,394
Well, I heard Ira Glass.
261
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,712
So, he's either in your earbuds
or clinging to the ceiling like a gecko.
262
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,758
Actually, I need to talk to both of you
about your paper.
263
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,718
Oh, right, how are the citations coming?
264
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,793
Well, Raj and I were chasing them down
like you asked us to,
265
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:27,832
and, um, we came across a Russian paper
that seems to disprove super-asymmetry.
266
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,160
Are you sure?
267
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,593
Yeah, uh, Howard translated it.
268
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,510
So sorry.
269
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,635
Sheldon, are you all right?
270
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,997
Oh, yes, of course.
271
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,595
Thank you for telling us, Leonard,
I'm sure that wasn't easy.
272
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,079
Guess we don't need this anymore.
273
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,471
So, what are you listening to,
This American Life?
274
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:23,391
Okay, so walk up to that chest
and push X. X, push X.
275
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,311
Which one's X?
276
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,834
The one with the "X" on it!
277
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,595
Take it easy, I'm new at this.
278
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,956
What, the alphabet?
279
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,079
You don't have to be snarky.
280
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,760
Oh, hey, do you wanna play the game,
or do you wanna crawl back up
281
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,156
your mommy's shirt
and chow down like a baby?
282
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,439
Damn, what is wrong with you?
283
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,336
I'm sorry, I thought
you wanted to beat your husband.
284
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,157
I do.
285
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,071
Well, then suck it up!
286
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,160
Okay!
287
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,391
Hi, can I do anything?
288
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,480
No.
289
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,114
Well, I can make you some tea,
I could sing Soft Kitty...
290
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,637
I don't understand how you're not more
upset by this. This is your paper, too.
291
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,916
I am upset, Sheldon.
292
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,876
I'm just trying to
hold it together for you.
293
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,796
Like when that goose
wouldn't leave us alone at brunch.
294
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,350
That thing scared you, too?
295
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,716
Well, of course it did.
I was wearing a down jacket!
296
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,631
Well, I don't need you to pretend
to be okay for me.
297
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,632
If anything, that makes it worse.
298
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,633
Fine, I'm not okay.
299
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,195
We came up with this idea
at our wedding,
300
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,715
we poured months of our lives into it.
301
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,680
I thought we were changing the course
of science, and now it's all gone.
302
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,114
I'm devastated.
303
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,160
I was wrong, that makes it worse.
Go back to being happy.
304
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,680
Hey, guys.
305
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,830
Hey.
306
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,070
You, uh, playing that,
what's it called again? Fortnow?
307
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,160
Fortnite.
308
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,034
Right. I guess I forgot,
309
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,318
'cause I only played it that one time
and I was so bad at it.
310
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,429
Don't beat yourself up,
it's a hard game.
311
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,398
Would you mind
if I gave it another shot?
312
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,536
Um, maybe later, Bernie, we're...
313
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,560
Give me.
314
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,034
Where are you, Howard, where are you?
315
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:27,034
Let me just build a little ramp,
get some height.
316
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,272
You want to press B to go into build...
Oh, wow. You already did it.
317
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,113
Did I? I'm just hitting buttons.
318
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,520
Whee!
319
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,991
I see your ramp, I'm coming for you.
320
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,080
You could try, but...
321
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,520
Gotcha.
322
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,600
Son of a bitch!
323
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:47,991
Wanna play again?
324
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,080
No!
325
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,391
Howard.
326
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,311
What?
327
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,480
I make more money than you.
328
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,720
Oh.
329
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,077
You got yourself
a good one there, buddy.
330
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,272
So, neither of them showed up
for work today?
331
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,238
No, I tried calling,
and no one picked up.
332
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,440
Look, I'm sure they're fine.
333
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,616
They were probably up all night
coming up with a new theory.
334
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,554
I also texted to see if he wanted to go
to the new Fantastic Beasts movie,
335
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,676
and he didn't respond.
336
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,320
All right, well, they're already dead,
there's nothing we can do.
337
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,080
Come in.
338
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,920
Hey.
339
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,192
You guys look all comfy.
Did you take the day off?
340
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,355
It's Saturday.
341
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200
No, it's not.
342
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,076
Great, another thing we're wrong about.
343
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,119
How many does that make, Amy?
344
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,196
Two.
345
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,840
Two things. What happened to us?
346
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:03,392
Tell you what happened,
Professor Gregoro-povich.
347
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,279
I think it's
Gregora-poli-popivich, but...
348
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,600
Three.
349
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,675
Well, you guys, you had a setback.
350
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,549
You know, this is the time
you gotta dig in and try harder.
351
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,836
It's like halftime
and you're down by seven.
352
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800
What are you doing?
353
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,989
All right. It's like Bat-halftime,
and you're down by Bat-seven.
354
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,640
Let me try.
355
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,592
You guys can't just give up.
356
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,990
Individually you are
the smartest people I know.
357
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,434
Together you can do anything.
358
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,274
I appreciate what you're trying to do,
but please stop.
359
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,760
You can't make this better.
360
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,671
All right, Amy, listen...
361
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,234
I'm with Sheldon.
362
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,597
We worked our butts off on this paper,
and it was all for nothing.
363
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,240
And if you think
some pep talk can fix that,
364
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,119
then you don't understand
how much this meant to us.
365
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,350
Is there anything we can do?
366
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,440
No.
367
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,677
Wait, do I smell Siam Palace?
368
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,794
Oh, yeah, that's our dinner.
369
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,469
I mean, it's your dinner.
370
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,514
Any mango sticky rice?
371
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,431
No.
372
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,670
And the blows keep coming.
373
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:31,840
See you. I see you and boom, gotcha!
374
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,070
How's it feel, Penny?
375
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,836
Like I don't care at all.
376
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,795
Wrong, it feels bad because
you lost and I won. Whoo! What a rush!
377
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,976
All right, can we go eat now?
378
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Hell yeah.
379
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,156
Hey, how's it going?
380
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,560
Boom!
381
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,872
Okay. I'm gonna drive.
382
00:19:53,305 --> 00:20:53,842
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