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Champagne, champagne,

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champagne
with a packet of Splenda in it.

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- You know what I call this drink?
- A waste of champagne?

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No. A Doctor Cooper.

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Because...

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He's also sweet and bubbly.

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All right.

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Uh...

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A toast to Sheldon and Amy

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and the publication
of your super-asymmetry paper.

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We are so proud of you guys.

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- Cheers. Whoo!
- Thanks.

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Ooh! That is PhD-licious.

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So, have you guys gotten
any feedback yet?

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Well, there are some comments online,
but we haven't read them.

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We decided we don't care
what people say about our work.

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Good for you.

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People online can be so mean.

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I posted a picture of myself
on Instagram,

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and some jerk said I looked
so skinny I might disappear.

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- And yet, somehow she soldiers on.
- Mmm.

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Although, Amy and I did
give the world a gift.

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It would be nice to read
some of the thank-you notes.

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I'm surprised you're interested
in some stranger's opinion.

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Well, as I always say,
a stranger's just a friend

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who hasn't complimented me yet.

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Okay.

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- I'll read them.
- If any of them

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accuse you of being too pretty,
Penny can help you through it.

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Okay, here's one
from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA.

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Wait, no, stop. I don't want to know.
What if he's mean?

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Well, what if he's complimentary?

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I want to know.

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Okay. He says...

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- I don't want to know.
- All right, just...

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Let me see it.

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Okay, this is really positive.

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Wow. It's really positive.

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He says it might be
the discovery of the decade.

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He's right. They love it!

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This is so exciting.

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Oh, this may be
the Doctor Cooper talking,

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but pour me another Doctor Cooper.

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<i>Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state</i>

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<i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...</i>

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<i>Wait!</i>

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<i>The earth began to cool</i>

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<i>The autotrophs began to drool</i>

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<i>Neanderthals developed tools</i>

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<i>We built a wall
We built the pyramids</i>

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<i>Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery</i>

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<i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i>

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<i>Bang!</i>

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Hey, Penny and I were thinking of
getting a big paintball game together.

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Ugh, Leonard,
why does she want to shoot you?

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She doesn't want to shoot me.

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- Who doesn't want to shoot you?
- Penny.

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No, that doesn't sound right.

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She just wants to play paintball.

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It combines my love of whimsy
with her love of making grown men cry.

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Sounds fun. Bernadette and I are in.

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- You don't need to ask her?
- No. I've been pretty annoying lately.

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She's gonna want to shoot me.

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Dr. Cooper.

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Oh. President Siebert.

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What are you doing
in the regular cafeteria?

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You're a superstar.

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No offense, worker bees.

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You should join me
in my private dining room.

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Dr. Fowler is already there.

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Can I bring my friends?

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No.

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- Can I bring my Tater Tots?
- Yes.

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All right, let's go.

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Welcome to the inner sanctum.

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Oh, I do love a good sanctum.

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Sheldon, look at my fruit plate.
It's got kiwi on it.

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Ugh, I don't like kiwi.

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Neither do I, but it's so fancy.

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Well, this is nice.

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Why have we waited so long to do this?

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Because you never invited us.

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Well, the important thing
is you're here now,

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and we're so excited about your work.

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This paper's going to do
big things for all of us,

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so if there's anything that you need...

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You know, actually, I could use
some barbecue sauce for my tots.

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Wait. No. Ketchup.

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Can we have some barbecue
sauce and ketchup over here?

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Both?

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So this is how the other half lives.

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I just want you to know
that you have our full support,

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and we're organizing a big media push.

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Articles. Interviews.

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Oh, you want us to do interviews?

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Well, we're thinking
a divide-and-conquer approach here,

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where you do the interviews,

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and Sheldon stays here
and holds down the fort.

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You know...

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In case there's an emergency.

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What kind of an emergency
would there be in physics?

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I don't know, maybe there's
an object in motion

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that won't stay in motion.

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Or a reaction
that's equal but not opposite.

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It sounds like you don't want
Sheldon to do the interviews.

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It's not that we don't want
Sheldon to do the interviews,

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it's just that we really
want you to do the interviews.

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Without Sheldon.

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Now, wait, are you trying to exclude me?

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Look, Sheldon, you're a brilliant man,
but your people skills are...

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This is not barbecue sauce!

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This is steak sauce!
What are you trying to pull?

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Like that.

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This is ridiculous.

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It is my work, too,
and I am perfectly capable

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of keeping it together for an interview.

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Okay. Say somebody asks
if you feel your work

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is derivative of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski.

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Seriously, can we get
this man some barbecue sauce?

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Would you mind stocking these?

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Actually, I'm not on the clock today.

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I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.

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Oh, cool.

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That's me, right?

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I forgot to tell you,

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I broke up with you,
and now I'm dating that guy.

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I know you're joking,

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but my flight-or-flight
response doesn't.

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Isn't it fight-or-flight?

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Not for me.

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So I told my mom
she just needed to back off.

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This is our wedding,

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and if anyone's gonna design
the floral arrangements,

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it's going to be my man.

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Thank you.

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I mean, I'm not trying
to be a groomzilla,

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but this is my special day.

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Someone texting you?

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Uh, no. It's just my doorbell camera.

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Oh. I got one of those for my place,
but I never installed it.

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Oh, it's easy. I can do it for you.

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You're gonna love it.
It's how I found out

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a raccoon was stealing
my cheese-of-the-month club.

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What did you do?

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Nothing. I didn't want to piss it off.

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It was huge from eating all the cheese.

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Hey.

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We're doing a big paintball game
on Saturday if you two want to join.

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Oh, my roommate asked me
to help her move out on Saturday.

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Ugh. That sucks.

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- Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball.
- All right.

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I didn't know
your roommate was moving out.

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Yeah. I've been looking for a new one,
but so far no luck.

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You hear that?

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She needs a roommate.

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What do you think, Stuart?

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Flight.

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Flight.

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- That was hard to watch.
- Yeah.

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Okay, I need you to be honest with me.

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How do I look?

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A little shorter, but as we age
that happens to all of us.

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Come on, help me out here.

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I've got a bunch of interviews today.

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Well, no one'll notice.
They never met you before.

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Sheldon, I'm nervous,

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and I wish you were coming with me.

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If it helps, I wrote up
some possible questions

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and answers for you.

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"Whom do you love more,

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Sheldon the scientist
or Sheldon the man?

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Answer: Sheldon the scientist,

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but by such a slim margin
that it's statistically insignificant."

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Well, you really managed
to capture my voice.

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Well, don't worry.
I'm sure you're gonna do great.

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Thank you.

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- Okay, bye.
- Wait, wait, wait.

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- You forgot the cards.
- Love you, too.

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Really? She asked you
to move in with her?

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Yeah, she was hinting around about it,
but I think I handled it pretty well.

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"Pretty well"?

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You ran out of there so fast,
if it was a cartoon,

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there would have been
a Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.

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Was she mad?

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No. I talked to her after.

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She said she's fine.

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- Oh, no.
- Yikes!

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You'll find someone new.

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Everything okay?

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Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera.

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I helped her install it.

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You can't look at it. That's spying.

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Who the hell is this guy?

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Ooh! Let me see.

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He's got bags.

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He's probably just delivering food.

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Why is she hugging him?

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Maybe she doesn't have tip money?

200
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Wait, why is she
inviting him into the house?

201
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She's a good tipper?

202
00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,911
Do you ever feel guilty
that we get to eat

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in the fancy dining room while our
friends have to eat in the regular one?

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Yes. Wait, did you say
"guilty" or "happy"?

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"Guilty."

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Oh, then, no.

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In fact, take a picture of me
with the garlic knots to send them.

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There's my MVP,

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Most Valuable Physicist.

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Thank you.

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And my star of NPR <i>Science Friday</i>
and a potpourri of popular podcasts.

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I don't know
if I'd use the word "star."

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I would. I got an early look at
the interview you did for <i>Wired,</i>

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and it is glowing. They loved you.

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That's great. Thanks for telling me.

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Congratulations, Amy.

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- I'm so proud of you.
- And that headline,

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"The Neurobiologist
Who Revolutionized Physics."

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I'm sorry.
The who who did what to huh?

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Oh, hey. How did your interview go?

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Okay, I guess.

222
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You don't sound very happy.

223
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Why wouldn't she be happy?

224
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She's the neurobiologist
who revolutionized physics.

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Sorry.

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This should be fun.
I've never played before.

227
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Fair warning,
it can get pretty ugly out there.

228
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Okay, well, remember, I'm your fiancée.

229
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I remember. Do you?

230
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All right, we need two teams.

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Who wants to be the captain?

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Me.

233
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Uh, sure. Why not?

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All right, why don't you pick first?

235
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Okay, um, Leonard.

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Yeah?

237
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No, I'm picking you.

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First? For a team?

239
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What is happening?

240
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All right, I take Bernadette.

241
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Really? You're picking her over me?

242
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Yeah, 'cause she's vicious
and can hide behind a mushroom.

243
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Um...

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Sheldon.

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Raj.

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Amy.

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I'll take Anu.

248
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Howard.

249
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All rightie.

250
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,274
Come on, pick me, pick me.

251
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I will take Stuart!

252
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,476
Yes!

253
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,656
Okay, guys, we need some people
to stay here and guard the flag

254
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and some people to move out
and try to capture theirs.

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00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,176
Okay. Sheldon,
do you want to stay here and...

256
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,896
What? Hold down the fort?
'Cause that's all I'm good for.

257
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:29,976
Is that what you were going to say?

258
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,600
Oh... You know that's not what he meant.

259
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,790
Why don't you go out there?

260
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,600
Maybe you'll be the neurobiologist
who revolutionizes paintball.

261
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,757
Stop it.
You're being ridiculous.

262
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,275
Am I? Maybe it's just
my poor people skills.

263
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,034
Oh, it's definitely
your poor people skills.

264
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:47,231
All right, the choices are, get shot at
or stay here and listen to them fight.

265
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,595
Shot at.

266
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,158
This is pretty exciting,
sneaking around like this.

267
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,229
Oh, so you like sneaking around.
Good to know.

268
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,839
What's that supposed to mean?

269
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,673
Nothing. Never mind.

270
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,394
Let me see if the coast is clear.

271
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,151
See anybody?

272
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,994
Yes, I saw a strange man going
into your house the other night!

273
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,276
What?

274
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,673
But out there, there's nobody.

275
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:30,956
Ow!

276
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,075
I'm hit.

277
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,556
Ow!

278
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,673
I said I was hit!

279
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:38,830
Sorry.

280
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,390
Ahhh!

281
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,518
Why do you keep shooting me?

282
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,592
Why don't you want to move in with me?

283
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,115
I...
I didn't say I didn't want to.

284
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,032
No, you just ran away.

285
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,390
Stuart?

286
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,040
Stuart?

287
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,200
Did you run away again?

288
00:12:58,920 --> 00:12:59,920
No!

289
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,480
Bang, you're out.

290
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,159
What? I'm not out.

291
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,356
You didn't even shoot me.

292
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,896
I'm not gonna shoot you from right here.

293
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,056
It's too close. It's gonna hurt.

294
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,276
Oh, come on.
It's not gonna hurt that bad.

295
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,835
I'm telling you,
from this distance it's gonna... Ow!

296
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,797
See? That hurt!

297
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,678
All right. Fine, you can shoot me.

298
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,672
No, I'm not gonna shoot you. Ow!

299
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,960
Ow! Ow!

300
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,200
You were right. We're way too close.

301
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,795
See, I told you it's gonna hurt... Ow!

302
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,077
I can't believe
you're taking this out on me.

303
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,675
I was just trying to get
publicity for our paper.

304
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,712
By making it seem like it was your idea?

305
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,031
I didn't write the headline, Sheldon.

306
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,634
Did you even read the article?

307
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,677
Because I talk about you continuously.

308
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,878
I know, and it just made you
sound modest and charming.

309
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,150
Why can't you just be proud of me?

310
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,919
I am proud of you.

311
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,196
Really? Because you sound jealous.

312
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,676
Well, I'm that, too.
I've seen <i>Inside Out.</i>

313
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,717
I know I can feel two things at once.

314
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,354
- Ow!
- Ow!

315
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,916
Now I feel three things.

316
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,519
Hey. Who shot you?

317
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,637
Uh...

318
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,793
Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise,

319
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,200
Denise, Denise, Denise,

320
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,476
Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise,

321
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,069
and me when I was running from Denise.

322
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,354
What is up with you two?

323
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,597
Well, it's kind of hard to explain.

324
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,752
You know when things
are going great, but you worry

325
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,877
that any minute
you might screw everything up?

326
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,394
- No.
- Yes.

327
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,921
If you really like her,
you can't let fear get in the way.

328
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,593
You have to move forward.

329
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:50,640
And at a certain point,
the fear of losing her goes away?

330
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,349
I will let you know.

331
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,514
- You were spying on me?
- That is not the point.

332
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,080
The point is who was that man?

333
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,757
Fine. That was my ex-boyfriend.

334
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,958
Some of his stuff was still at my house,
and he stopped by to pick it up.

335
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,158
And did you give it to him?
Did you give him his stuff?

336
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,676
If "stuff" means sex, then no.

337
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,036
If "stuff" means his Waterpik, then yes!

338
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,280
I got the flag!

339
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,829
I'm gonna make a run for it. Cover me!

340
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,072
So you're still talking
to your ex-boyfriend?

341
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,317
Yes, and I'm not gonna
apologize for that.

342
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,312
And you need to delete
that app from your phone.

343
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,000
Because you're hiding something from me?

344
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,474
No, because you should trust me!

345
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,553
How can I trust you?
I barely even know you!

346
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,989
Then what are we doing?

347
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,878
Why are we planning a wedding?

348
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,120
I don't know.

349
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,031
Ah! Sad man!

350
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,634
- Ow!
- Ha-ha! Oh...

351
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,836
It's you.

352
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,513
I can't believe you shot me!

353
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,736
I can't believe I did, either.

354
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,558
Right in the chest.

355
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,075
Sorry. That's gonna leave a bruise.

356
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,192
Yeah, a big one.

357
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,511
- Does it hurt?
- A little.

358
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,517
Want to kiss it and make it better?

359
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
I do.

360
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,511
Where are you going?

361
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,600
Home.

362
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,712
Don't worry. I'll wave
to the doorbell when I get there.

363
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,280
Wait, wait, wait.

364
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,760
At least let me drive you.

365
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,354
That's okay. I'll Uber.

366
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:31,991
We can take you.

367
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,072
Come on, Sheldon.

368
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,550
But I should warn you,
we're in a bit of a spat.

369
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,496
At least I think we are.
Amy, are we still in a spat?

370
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,715
Are you ready to apologize?

371
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,800
We are.

372
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,033
Aha!

373
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,616
- Get out!
- Sorry, sorry.

374
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,994
I didn't see anything.

375
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,520
Actually, could I... Oh!

376
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,750
Thank you!

377
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,320
Hey.

378
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,834
That's a lot of bruises.

379
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,398
Yeah, well, you shot me a lot of times.

380
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,752
That's not even counting
the bruises on the inside.

381
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,235
'Cause I hurt your feelings?

382
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,033
Let's hope that's all it is.

383
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,080
Look, I'm sorry that I freaked out.

384
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,675
It's just that things are
going so good with us,

385
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,515
and I'm afraid that if we go too fast,
I am gonna mess it up.

386
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,119
I get that. I don't want
to mess things up, either.

387
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,395
Um, I got you something.

388
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,390
It's a key to my place
to show you that I'm serious.

389
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,074
- Thank you.
- Hmm.

390
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,837
Well, isn't this technically
a key to Howard and Bernadette's place?

391
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,077
Yes, so don't ever use it
or let them know that you have it.

392
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,598
- Come here.
- Oh! No.

393
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,754
I appreciate it, but seriously,
this is all bruise.

394
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,080
Kiss?

395
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,880
Gently.

396
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,115
Ow!

397
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,150
I'm about to start recording.
Are you guys ready?

398
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,075
Sheldon, are you ready?

399
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,674
- Absolutely.
- Great.

400
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,234
So, Dr. Cooper,
my first question is for you.

401
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,320
Oh, goody.

402
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,080
Would you say that your paper
is an extension

403
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,629
of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski?

404
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,389
I'll be in the car.

405
00:18:51,305 --> 00:19:51,474