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Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
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So I told my mom
she just needed to back off.
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This is our wedding,
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and if anyone's gonna design
the floral arrangements,
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it's going to be my man.
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Thank you.
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I mean, I'm not trying
to be a groomzilla,
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but this is my special day.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera.
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I helped her install it.
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You can't look at it. That's spying.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Ooh! Let me see.
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So you're still talking
to your ex-boyfriend?
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Yes, and I'm not gonna
apologize for that.
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And you need to delete
that app from your phone.
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Because you're hiding something from me?
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No, because you should trust me!
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How can I trust you?
I barely even know you!
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Then what are we doing?
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I don't know.
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Ah! Sad man!
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This is so great.
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Why don't we do it more often?
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Because you have two kids,
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I have Sheldon,
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and Penny's apparently
in the gym all the time,
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'cause, damn, look at her!
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Yeah, so impressive how you manage
to bounce back after having no babies.
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Ah! Another reason why
we don't do this more often.
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You've come to a giant metal door.
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I check the door for traps.
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There are no traps.
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I use my wizard eye
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to see
what's on the other side of the door.
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Hey, that's sort of like
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how you used a doorbell camera
to spy on your fiancée.
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No, it's nothing like that.
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Your wizard eye reveals a monster.
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- Is it alone and unloved?
- I guess.
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I open the door and say, "Hey, Raj."
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I have a bottle of champagne for you.
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Oh, we didn't order this.
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It's from the gentleman
at the end of the bar.
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Oh!
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If we drink it, does that mean
we're making a promise?
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'Cause I am happily married,
although I will watch.
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We're not gonna do anything.
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Really? So, all that work's for Leonard?
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Why don't you just call her?
I'm sure you guys can work this out.
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I don't want to talk about it.
Let's just play.
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Okay, the cyclops tells you
that the enchantress you seek
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is staying
at the Inn of the Dwarven Lords.
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Really? An inn?
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Anu is a concierge at a hotel.
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That's a little insensitive,
don't you think?
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I hadn't noticed that
before you mentioned it.
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Well, now, that I've mentioned it,
how do you feel?
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- Bad.
- Shame on you.
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- Hey, ladies.
- Zack!
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Hi. You guys know Zack.
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- Yeah.
- Of course.
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Did you send this over?
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I did. I asked for
the most expensive one they have.
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They said it was $200,
and I said I want a more expensive one.
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And then, they said it was $300.
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- But it was the same...
- Don't.
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Thank you, but you shouldn't
have spent so much.
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Nah. It's cool. I sold my company
for a boatload of money.
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And then I bought a boat.
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Then I got married. Guess where.
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On your boat?
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No, but that would've been awesome!
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Well, congratulations.
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Hey, you and Leonard
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should come over
and have dinner with us on our boat.
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Yeah, that would be so nice.
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Leonard was just saying
how he was hoping to have dinner
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with one of your ex-boyfriends
on his expensive boat.
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- Well, then this worked out perfect!
- Oh, yeah.
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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Hey. How was game night?
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Oh. Off the charts.
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Literally. Sheldon rolled
a number so high,
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it wasn't on any of these charts.
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That's funny.
Wow, I should not have driven home.
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How was ladies' night?
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It was fun.
Amy got drunk and kept telling us
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that Sheldon's chest is smooth
like a porpoise.
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Well, it does squeak when you touch it.
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And we ran into Zack.
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Oh. Yeah? How's he doing?
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- He got married.
- Oh, well, that's nice.
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Yeah, and he sold his company
for a fortune and retired.
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Huh.
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And you ended up with me,
so, everybody wins.
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Wait. You're not
jealous of Zack, are you?
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What? Oh, absolutely not.
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In fact, he should be jealous of me
because I have you.
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And a dungeon
with over 30 rooms left unexplored
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because no one thought
to search for secret doors
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under the wizard's throne.
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Oh. You know, I'd like to go exploring.
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- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Well, I'll get the dice back out.
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Go away, Raj!
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What are you doing?
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I'm winning you back
Love Actually style.
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I don't know what that means.
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Really? You've never seen Love Actually?
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If you want to watch it right now,
I'll just wait.
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I have nothing to say to you.
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Look, we both made mistakes.
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I am so sorry that I spied on you.
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I didn't mean to,
but I know it was not okay.
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Now, do you want to apologize to me?
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You also said you don't trust me
and that you barely know me.
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I really thought this would be
more of a back-and-forth thing.
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Honestly, Raj,
why do you even want to marry me?
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You know,
family and India and stuff.
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Here's what I think.
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All of your friends are married,
and you don't want to be left behind.
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And honestly,
that's not a good enough reason.
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Okay, well, how is that different
than what you're doing? Hmm?
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Worried that you wasted
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so many years
dating the wrong people, and now,
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you're just looking for a shortcut.
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You're right. It's not different.
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Okay, so, we agree.
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- Yeah.
- Great.
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Wait. What did we just agree on?
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That we shouldn't
see each other anymore.
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You know what? Why don't you shut
the door, and I'll just do the cards?
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Do you remember
Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack?
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Leonard, I remember all
of Penny's ex-boyfriends.
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If you'd like,
I could list them alphabetically.
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No, thank you.
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Uh, fun fact. You would think
Zack would be the last one on the list,
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but she also dated two Zekes.
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Well, apparently, Zack sold his company
for a ton of money and retired.
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And that bothers you?
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I don't know. I mean...
I guess so. Yeah.
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It doesn't seem fair. I work hard.
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I'm really smart.
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I've made
substantial contributions to my field.
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But Zack gets to be rich,
while I'm still working for a paycheck?
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A lot of people you don't know are rich.
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That doesn't seem to bother you.
Mark Zuckerberg,
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- Sultan of Brunei, Gordon Letwin.
- Who's that?
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He's one of the first
11 employees of Microsoft.
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Yeah, I don't have to
hang out with Gordon Letwin.
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Well, that's too bad.
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He helped create the HPFS file system.
Oh, the stories he could tell.
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Penny told him we'd go have dinner with
him and his wife on their stupid boat.
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Hmm, just tell her you don't want to go.
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Then she'll think
I'm being jealous and petty.
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So, you want to seem
mature and confident.
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I make one mistake, and she says
she doesn't want to marry me.
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- Like she never screwed up.
- Did she?
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She agreed to marry me.
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Honestly, I think you dodged a bullet.
I don't think she was right for you.
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Howie... Shh.
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What?
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You can't bad-mouth Anu.
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They're gonna get back together,
and you're gonna look like a jerk.
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I mean, remember when we broke up,
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and Penny said
all those mean things about you?
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What did she say?
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I don't want to get into it.
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Some of it was hurtful,
most of it was true.
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So, I'm just supposed
to lie to my friend?
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I don't want you to lie to me.
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No one's gonna lie to you.
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Lie.
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She says the only reason
I'm marrying her
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is because all my friends are married,
and I don't want to feel left out.
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Oh, that's nonsense.
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No. She's right.
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Now, what do I say?
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So, Marissa, how did you guys meet?
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Oh, it's a pretty funny story.
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We met in a bookstore.
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That is funny.
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Yeah, I was just there
using the bathroom,
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but this one had a stack of books,
like, this tall.
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Oh, so, you really like to read?
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Oh, no. I work there.
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Yeah, she is super smart.
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Seriously, you name, like, any book,
she'll tell you if she's heard of it.
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Go on, try her.
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Oh, uh...
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Catcher in the Rye.
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Nope.
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Look at that, Penny.
I guess we both like nerds.
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So, we gonna take this thing out?
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Nah. It's a little choppy tonight.
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Yeah, that's okay, this is nice,
sitting under the stars.
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It's actually kind of peaceful.
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Well, it's a beautiful boat.
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Thanks, man. We love it.
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Although, he's so tall,
he bangs his head
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almost every time he goes downstairs.
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After the first couple,
you don't even feel it.
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Where are our manners?
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Zack, let's get our guests
something to drink.
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You got it, babe.
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I can't believe that guy's rich.
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- Ooh! Watch your head.
- That was a close one.
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Are you jealous?
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I know. I know I shouldn't be.
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He's super sweet.
I should be happy for them.
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It's driving me crazy, too.
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- Really?
- Yes. I was trying to pretend
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like it wasn't, so,
you wouldn't think I was petty.
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Turns out we're both petty.
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- I love you so much.
- Aww.
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Cheers, guys.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, thanks.
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So, listen, I got to be honest.
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Uh, we sort of have another reason
for asking you here.
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We want to have a baby,
but we can't do it on our own.
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It could be because of the game me
and my frat brothers used to play
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where we kicked each other
in the balls over and over.
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But the doc says there's no telling.
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We just don't know.
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Huh.
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You went to college.
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And Zack's always admired you
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because you're
the smartest person he knows.
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Okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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This has been such a nice evening.
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Let's all just stop before
anyone says any more things.
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Leonard, would you be
the father of our baby?
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Oh, you said a thing.
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Wow. This is really flattering.
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And also, really weird, right?
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Oh, just to be clear,
you don't get to... You know.
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No, I...
251
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I got it.
252
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:59,260
Just because I slept with your wife,
doesn't mean you get to sleep with mine.
253
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:05,258
We get it,
but thank you for saying it out loud.
254
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,860
You're welcome.
255
00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:12,412
I know it's a big ask,
but it would mean so much to us.
256
00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,614
Yeah, and we really don't want
a stranger's, you know...
257
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- I know.
- ...sperm.
258
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,932
And Zack's always talked about
what a great guy Leonard is.
259
00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:26,337
I really don't know
what to say.
260
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,974
Really? You don't know what to say?
261
00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,451
I think
we should talk about this.
262
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:34,291
Oh, yeah. Definitely,
you guys should talk, yeah.
263
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Take your time.
264
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,574
He means privately.
265
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,776
- Right. Sorry.
- Sure. Yep.
266
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,453
- Come on, Zack.
- Okay. Yeah.
267
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,420
You really think
those two should be parents?
268
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There's nothing wrong with them.
269
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Ow!
270
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Hello, Daddy.
271
00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:05,053
Did you install a camera
to spy on your fiancée?
272
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:08,019
What? No!
273
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,174
That's what her parents told me
274
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when they said they
were calling off the wedding.
275
00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:14,973
But I told them you would never
do such a thing.
276
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,260
Thank you.
277
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,579
I mean, I did install a camera,
278
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:22,017
and I did spy on her, but
I did not install it to spy on her.
279
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,690
That's not going to be our story.
280
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:29,251
Our story is that she's a liar.
And, old.
281
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An old, dirty liar.
282
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:35,411
Oh, no. She's actually great.
I'm the one who screwed up.
283
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,339
Well, don't say that to them.
284
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,053
She's bad. You're good.
285
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:41,610
They have to pay me back
for my wedding deposits.
286
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,137
This is all my fault.
I should have just trusted her.
287
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:49,020
So, you're saying
you still want to get married?
288
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,740
Fine. Then I'll call her parents
289
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,573
and we'll straighten
this whole thing out.
290
00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,540
I don't think she wants to marry me.
291
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:58,338
And honestly,
she deserves someone better.
292
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,375
Rajesh, you need to stop
being so hard on yourself.
293
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,894
You're a good man.
294
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,054
Wow.
295
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,779
You've never told me that.
296
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,374
You're also a dope.
297
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,330
That you've said.
298
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,498
But your heart's in the right place,
and you deserve happiness.
299
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,460
So, you just need to figure out
what you want,
300
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:22,738
and if that means canceling
the wedding, we cancel the wedding.
301
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,218
Thank you.
302
00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:26,257
But figure it out quickly,
or I'll be celebrating
303
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,252
my next birthday
with a lot more elephants
304
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,093
and marigolds than I expected.
305
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,414
And Leonard just stood there
with a big, dumb smile on his face,
306
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,413
like he was watching a puppy
and a monkey make friends.
307
00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,570
I can see
how he'd be flattered to be asked.
308
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,014
It's not flattering. It's creepy.
309
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:48,180
Well, something can be
both flattering and creepy.
310
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:50,811
Just the other night,
Sheldon said that my feet
311
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,812
looked like Richard Feynman's hands.
312
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,698
Really?
313
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,540
So, you'd be okay if someone wanted
to use Sheldon as their sperm donor?
314
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,579
Oh, absolutely not.
I am the only handmaid in this tale.
315
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,613
So, Leonard's really considering this?
316
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,180
Yes. We got in a huge fight about it.
317
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,796
He said,
well, if I don't want to have his baby,
318
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,436
then why shouldn't
someone else be able to?
319
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:11,460
Do you believe that?
320
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,298
What?
321
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:20,931
Well, there is a deep-seated
biological drive to pass on your genes.
322
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,295
It's only natural.
323
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,894
So, you're on his side?
324
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:28,130
Well, viewing Leonard as a mammal,
it's perfectly understandable.
325
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,212
But viewing him
as your husband, he stinks.
326
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,495
And we hate him.
327
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,858
Really?
328
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:41,980
Zack wanted you to donate
your genetic material for his baby?
329
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,292
Yeah. So, I'd be helping out a couple
who really want a baby,
330
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,299
and they were gonna pay us,
and Penny freaked out about it.
331
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,836
- That doesn't make any sense.
- I know.
332
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,294
They wanted you?
333
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,732
Yes, Sheldon, they wanted me.
334
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:58,494
- I'm smart. I'm nice.
- I'm smart. I'm nice.
335
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,890
And I can eat cheese
without clearing out a room.
336
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,452
Are you upset he didn't ask you?
337
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,611
Of course, not.
I just think it's interesting
338
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,977
that of all the people he knows,
he thinks you're the best choice.
339
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,972
Well, he does.
340
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,655
I don't see why
Penny is so against this.
341
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,857
Perhaps, Penny's worried
that you haven't considered
342
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,375
the emotional toll of knowing
there's a child out there
343
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,532
who is biologically yours,
but not actually yours.
344
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,579
Well, that's really insightful.
345
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,731
Yeah, I'm taller than you
and I don't have asthma.
346
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,970
Those people are crazy.
347
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:40,092
Come on, I know you're there,
and I know you know it's me.
348
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:42,940
Ugh.
349
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,772
- You're just making this harder.
- Look,
350
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,937
you were right.
I was doing this for the wrong reasons.
351
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,969
You deserve to marry someone
who knows how amazing you are
352
00:16:57,060 --> 00:17:01,134
and who proposes because he doesn't
want to spend a single day without you.
353
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:05,056
Not because he wants
to catch up to his friends.
354
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,210
Thank you.
355
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:11,690
And I want you to know,
I think I could be that man.
356
00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,412
Raj, I'm not gonna marry you.
357
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,015
- I'm not asking you to.
- Then why are you here?
358
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:20,411
Because I like you. Okay? I like you.
359
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,015
I like you enough
to start this relationship
360
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,217
at the beginning, not in the middle.
361
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:29,010
So, will you go out on a date with me?
362
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,580
I don't know.
363
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,376
Okay.
364
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,655
But I warn you,
365
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:45,333
I just got out of a weird relationship,
and I might complain about my ex a lot.
366
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,529
Maybe he's being weird because
367
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,452
he doesn't know
how to ask for his ring back.
368
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,818
- Hey.
- Hi.
369
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:05,095
- Where you been?
- Just out.
370
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:09,211
All right, look,
I'm sorry that we fought before.
371
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,179
I know
this is a really unusual situation,
372
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,377
and if you don't want me to do it,
I won't.
373
00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:18,339
- Really?
- Yeah.
374
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,093
We're a team. We're in this together.
375
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,020
I'll be right back.
376
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,220
What is that?
377
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,212
It's a sample cup.
378
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:45,778
Really? 'Cause it looks like
the top off the NyQuil bottle.
379
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,100
It's the closest thing I could find.
380
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,570
- It's a gesture. Shut up.
- All right, sorry.
381
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:57,731
So, are you saying
you're okay with this?
382
00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,698
I don't know,
383
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,116
but when I told you
I didn't want to have kids,
384
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,019
you didn't have a say in that, so...
385
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,376
Maybe I don't need
to have a say in this.
386
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,180
Thank you.
387
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,220
They couldn't have picked
a better person.
388
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:17,536
Are you calling Zack?
389
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:20,260
No, Sheldon. Would you say
that last part one more time?
390
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,020
Come on.
391
00:19:24,305 --> 00:20:24,391