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Ooh, it's freezing out here.

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Would you like me to heat things up?

3
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No, I wanna get in the hot tub
before I loose a toe.

4
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Oh.

5
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That is bright.

6
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Yeah, new neighbor put in floodlights.

7
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So, shall we?

8
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No, I don't wanna take my robe off
under a spotlight.

9
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This is a candle body.

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Howdy, neighbors!

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We haven't met yet, I'm Andy.

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- Hi.
- Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.

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You know, your new balcony
kinda looks right over our fence.

14
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You might wanna
put up some trees.

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We can see everything.

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You can, but it's okay if you don't.

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So, can you turn your lights off?

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Sorry, they're motion-sensored.

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They'll go off in a minute.

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Just try to stay still.

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What are we gonna do about this?

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I say we wait until his lights go off

23
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and then I make hot,
motionless love to you.

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Don't move. It's go time.

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<i>Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state</i>

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<i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...</i>

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<i>Wait!</i>

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<i>The earth began to cool</i>

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<i>The autotrophs began to drool</i>

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<i>Neanderthals developed tools</i>

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<i>We built a wall
We built the pyramids</i>

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<i>Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery</i>

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<i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i>

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<i>Bang!</i>

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And his new balcony
looks right down on our hot tub,

36
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which meant we couldn't do anything.

37
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So, you gave your kids Benadryl
for nothing?

38
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Why do I share with you?
You're such a yenta.

39
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Are we done talking about Howard's
failed conjugal relations?

40
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I have an actual Nobel Prize crisis
to deal with.

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Has anything changed
since the last time we talked about it?

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- No.
- Is there anything you can do about it?

43
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- No.
- Then shut up or go wait in the car.

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Excuse me, remember you all came here
to check out my cool new laser?

45
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Oh, right. I'm gonna go wait in the car.

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Okay, the best part is that
it's europium-based, so...

47
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And then Andy said if we want privacy,
we should plant some trees.

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The only way I know how to do that

49
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is to give a dollar
and a tree shows up in Israel.

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- Okay. Anyway, so because it's...
- Hey.

51
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I need some help
with a meteorite I found.

52
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Oh, I'd be happy to.

53
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Oh, no, I meant Raj.
I really need an astrophysicist.

54
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Wow.

55
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This is exactly like a dream I had,

56
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except in the dream, you're Gal Gadot.

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I don't really have dreams,
when I sleep or in life.

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Anyway, I X-rayed this meteorite

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and it looks like there's some sort
of organic signature inside of it,

60
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but I could really use another opinion.

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All right, great, let's go check it out.

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Cool, I'm gonna stay here
and show Howard how...

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I wanna see it.

64
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Okay. Well, thanks for stopping by.

65
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Screw them, that's cool.

66
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Hey, I'm not sure
we're in the right line.

67
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Is this for the City Zoning Office?

68
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Yes, it is. Or as we call it here,
"the zone zone."

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No, we don't.

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That's Linda. Ignore her,
she's going through the change.

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- Now, how can I help you?
- Our neighbor built a balcony

72
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that looks right into our backyard,
and we're trying to see

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if there's anything
we could do about it.

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Well, you have come to the right place.

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You know, a lot of people handle
this type of thing online,

76
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but I always say
nothing beats the human touch.

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Oh, but don't worry.
I'm not gonna actually touch you.

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We had quite
the informative meeting on that.

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We just want
a little privacy in our backyard.

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You know, for...

81
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Maybe we should've done this online.

82
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No, no, no, no.
The zone zone is a safe zone.

83
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Stop saying "zone zone!"

84
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So, is there anything we can do?

85
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Absolutely. Do you know
if they have permits for the balcony?

86
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No, we were hoping you could check.

87
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I certainly can.
I just need you to fill out a form.

88
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And we have them available
in Armenian, Chinese, Cambodian,

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English, Farsi, Korean,
Spanish and Vietnamese.

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Well, English, obviously.

91
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Well, we're not allowed to presume.
That was a whole other meeting.

92
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So, we just fill out
the form and that's it?

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Oh, no. No, you need to fill it out,

94
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and then you need to bring it down
to the Office of Code Compliance.

95
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Now, if your neighbors
don't have a permit,

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you can file an official complaint.
But if they do have a permit,

97
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then you have to make the case
that the balcony constitutes a nuisance,

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an encumbrance or an encroachment.

99
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And you have to decide which,

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because they are three
totally separate forms.

101
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This is starting to seem
like more trouble than it's worth.

102
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I know, right?

103
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- You okay?
- Yeah.

104
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Great, 'cause you just bought
that whole row of <i>Batmans.</i>

105
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Sorry. I...

106
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Now you bought <i>Aquaman</i>. Good choice.

107
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If you want cold medicine,
Stuart has the entire run of DayQuils,

108
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including the rare "DayQuilt" misprint
from 1996.

109
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What can I say, I'm a collector.

110
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Thanks, but I'm fine,
I think it's just allergies.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

112
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Hey. Heads-up,
if that <i>Aquaman</i> feels wet,

113
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it's not a gimmick,
Leonard sneezed on it.

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- You sick?
- Ah, it's just allergies.

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Oh, so, check it out, this meteorite
that Bert found is really cool.

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We did a spectrographic analysis
and there's...

117
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There's definitely
something going on inside.

118
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Whoa, uh, hey, if you want, we could use
my new laser to cut it open.

119
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Uh, thanks, but Bert's got this
water-cooled, diamond-bladed saw.

120
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Well, sure, but with my laser,
you'd get a thinner slice,

121
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which would make for a better sample.

122
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Whoa, whoa.

123
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You're not gonna cut open
a meteor, are you?

124
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Have you not learned anything
from comic books?

125
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Space viruses, pod people?

126
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I sell nothing but warnings.

127
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Calm down, Stuart.
You're being a little crazy.

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Oh, is he? Is he being crazy?

129
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Or is he the only one
around here who's making any sense?

130
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It's nice they found each other.

131
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Yeah. So, anyway,
you wanna use my laser?

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Eh, sorry, it's kinda Bert's thing
and he wants to do it his way.

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Okay. Yeah, that's cool.

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Just seems dumb to not use the laser.

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Not as dumb as unleashing a plague
on mankind, but, hey, what do we know?

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Literally nothing.

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We spent half the day
down at the City Planning Office

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and didn't solve a thing.

139
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Now we have to go back tomorrow.

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The Planning Office? You lucky ducks.

141
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Yeah, this one made me go
for ice cream and talk about her day.

142
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Spoiler alert, it was fine.

143
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Uh, it wasn't fine,
I got trapped in an elevator.

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I may have missed a few details,
the bottom of my cone was drippy.

145
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So, now we have to download
all these forms and fill them out.

146
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We get it. Your life is great.
Stop rubbing it in.

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Yeah, quit it.

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Is one of the forms the 599 B/C?
Because if so, it has a doozy of typo.

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- I don't know.
- All right. Well, I don't wanna spoil

150
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anything but you might wanna start
practicing your "siglature."

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Sheldon, if you like this stuff,

152
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- why don't you come and do it with us?
- Or instead of us?

153
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Do you mean it?
No, no, wait, it's too late.

154
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You can't take it back. Yes.

155
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Amy, looks like the elevator might
have been the high point of your day.

156
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Where's Raj?

157
00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,154
Oh, he's working with Bert.

158
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They're probably cutting
their stupid meteorite open

159
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with their stupid diamond saw.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

161
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I'm just a little run-down.
It might be a head cold.

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Purell.

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Purell.

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Purell.

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Purell.

166
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Can I top anybody off?

167
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It's just so frustrating.

168
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I know my laser would be
way more efficient.

169
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They're gonna lose
so much meteorite due to kerf loss.

170
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Mmm.

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I'm sorry your friends won't let you
play kerf with them.

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Don't make it sound childish.
It's the scientific word for dust.

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What was wrong with dust?

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Are you sure
you're not just a little jealous?

175
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Uh, no, it's just my way is better
but they won't even consider it.

176
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Well, it's their loss.

177
00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,856
Look, why don't you go to bed?
I'll run out and get you some medicine.

178
00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,641
Oh, it's okay, Stuart gave me some
when I was at the comic book store.

179
00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,036
Really? You're taking medicine
from Stuart?

180
00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,080
Doesn't he need, like,
all of it?

181
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,960
Mmm. He's got plenty.

182
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,832
His pill caddy is,
like, this big.

183
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All right. Well, why don't you go to
bed? I'll sleep out here on the couch.

184
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No, no, no. You take the bed,
I'll stay out here.

185
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Even better. Sweet dreams, snot-bag.

186
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See what I'm talking about?

187
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Oh, yes.
Oh, that is textbook encroachment.

188
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And I know because I have the textbook.

189
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First edition.

190
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Watch what happens when you move.

191
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Oh!

192
00:09:44,641 --> 00:09:46,757
Oh, boy. You weren't kidding.

193
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,480
Oh, those are ten thousand lumens
if they're a lumen.

194
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Well, you know what they say,
when life give you lumens,

195
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make lumen-ade.

196
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Was that a joke?

197
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,680
Yes.

198
00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,630
Based on the premise
that lumen sounds like lemon?

199
00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,360
Yes.

200
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,880
That's hilarious.

201
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,871
Okay, what is the setback
on property lines in this neighborhood?

202
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,160
Oh, I don't know.

203
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,640
Well, it must be on the permit
from when you built your deck.

204
00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,719
Uh, yeah, my dad built this,
we didn't do the whole permit thing.

205
00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,109
Here we go.

206
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,590
Are you saying I'm standing
on an unpermitted deck?

207
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,554
It's been here for years, Sheldon.
It's fine.

208
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,936
How did the inspector not flag this

209
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,960
when he came to check out
your bathroom renovation?

210
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,316
Are you telling me that I have showered
in an uninspected bathroom?

211
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,993
You've showered in our house?

212
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,555
You made me hold your children.
What did you expect me to do?

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214
00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,839
You think you know people.

215
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,438
You do know them, Sheldon.

216
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,876
Yeah, but do we?
Do we really know them?

217
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,109
Yes.

218
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,800
They're rulebreakers, Amy. And you know
what we do with rulebreakers?

219
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,833
Complain about them to our spouse

220
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,912
until she's ready to drive
into oncoming traffic?

221
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,998
You can't cross a double yellow line.
What is this, <i>The Purge?</i>

222
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,680
So, I guess you're not gonna help them.

223
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,031
Oh, I'm gonna help them. Help them
get on the right side of Johnny Law.

224
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,079
Oh, you can't turn them in.

225
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,336
The city is gonna make them rip out

226
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,999
all the work they've done
and do it over.

227
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,673
It would be the end of your friendship.

228
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,672
What choice do I have?
These are the rules.

229
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,240
Sheldon, I am begging you.

230
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,256
- Please don't do this.
- You know who doesn't get permits

231
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for their decks? Animals.

232
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,080
Animals don't have decks.

233
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:47,039
Yeah, oh, really?
I have one word for you. Beavers.

234
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,080
Bert? Raj?

235
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000
Huh.

236
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,951
Can't believe they're gonna cut that
with this punk-ass diamond saw.

237
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,836
Jesus.

238
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,794
Oh, hey, look.

239
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,273
"Siglature."

240
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,035
Next.

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00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,750
- Hello.
- Hi. Welcome to the zone zone.

242
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Oh, that's funny.

243
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,237
I also have a joke for you.

244
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"Lumenade."

245
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Maybe I told it wrong.

246
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,156
Well, how can I help you?

247
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,479
If I know someone
in violation of the building code,

248
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should I turn them in?

249
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- Interesting question.
- Yeah, I know.

250
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Because on the one hand, Confucius says

251
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we owe a greater responsibility
to people we're close with,

252
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rather than to society at large.

253
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,520
But on the other hand,
Socrates says that we're obligated

254
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to obey all laws, even unjust ones.

255
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And then, furthermore,
if we're entertaining rules

256
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,473
about when it's okay to break the rules,
well, actually, where does it end?

257
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,155
Well, for me, it ends at five o'clock.

258
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,158
Well, I just... I don't know what to do.

259
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All I can tell you
is that the building codes

260
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are there for everyone's safety.

261
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,560
Oh, so, you're saying I have no choice
but to turn them in.

262
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I did not say that.

263
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,320
Well, would you?

264
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,480
And remember that I laughed
at your "zone zone" joke.

265
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,239
It's not even a joke!

266
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,195
Oh, is that Linda back there?

267
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- Yeah.
- Aw.

268
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How are her hot flashes? Any better?

269
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,790
No.

270
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Leonard, what are you doing?

271
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Showing you that this is the better way.

272
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,630
Stop. Whatever's inside there
is dangerous.

273
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,036
Whoa.

274
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And pretty.

275
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,760
What is that?

276
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,194
Are you okay?

277
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,875
Yeah, I'm fine,
I'm just feeling a little...

278
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,600
Hungry.

279
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,914
Stop eating Bert!

280
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,437
Keep eating Bert!

281
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,016
- Leonard? Leonard?
- What? What?

282
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,440
You were having a bad dream.

283
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,358
Oh, thank God.

284
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,153
I was eating my friends.

285
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,436
Well, one friend and one acquaintance.

286
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,159
You know what, Bert's okay. Two friends.

287
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,960
Let me see if you're running a fever.

288
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,519
Oh, yeah. You're burning up.

289
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,677
Jeez!

290
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,078
Are you okay?

291
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,120
That depends.
What color are my eyes?

292
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,600
I don't know. Brown?

293
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,194
No, green. No, wait, brown.

294
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,396
Oh, good. I'm awake.

295
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,119
Howie, someone's here to see you.

296
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,800
Hello.

297
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,234
Hey. What's going on?

298
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,840
Can you come over here?

299
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,637
Sheldon, the deck is safe.
You can walk on it.

300
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,994
Oh, that gets the heart going. Mmm.

301
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,520
So, what's up?

302
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,593
I went down to the City Code
Compliance Office to turn you in.

303
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,032
- Are you kidding?
- But I didn't do it.

304
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,510
I filled out the form and then realized

305
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,798
that the unwritten rules of friendship
are more important

306
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,274
than the written rules

307
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,875
of the City of Altadena's Zoning
and Planning Department.

308
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,076
Aw.

309
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,199
Really? "Aw"?

310
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,256
And you'll be happy to know
that while I was there,

311
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I did look into your neighbor's balcony

312
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,713
and it is encroaching
on your property line.

313
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,312
I had all this pent-up snitch energy,
so I reported him hard.

314
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,616
- What did they say?
- He's going to have to remove it.

315
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,472
So, the good guys win?

316
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,870
Well, I don't know
if I'd call you the good guys.

317
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,360
You're enforcing a law on him

318
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,056
that you're
willfully ignoring yourselves.

319
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,116
All right, fine.

320
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,197
So, the morally compromised guys win!

321
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,350
Apparently so.

322
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,696
Now, if one of you would be kind enough

323
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,400
to take me home,
I need to use my bathroom.

324
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,040
What's wrong with the one here?

325
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,430
I'm sorry, I wanna live.

326
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,240
Hey. You guys got a second?

327
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,592
Leonard, I told you, buddy,
we don't need to use your laser.

328
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,677
Yeah, all we need is Terry Brad-saw.

329
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,993
That's what I named my saw.

330
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,039
No, I just wanted
to apologize for yesterday. I just...

331
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,319
I think I was jealous, you know.

332
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,956
Sheldon and Amy might win a Nobel Prize

333
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,236
and now, you guys have
this cool meteorite project.

334
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,275
- Really, you're jealous of us?
- Yeah.

335
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,397
I even had this crazy dream last night
where I ate you both.

336
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,155
Seriously?

337
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,312
- Yeah, I know.
- I was pretty out of it.

338
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,235
Who'd you eat first?

339
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,833
Oh, uh, you.

340
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,670
Nice.

341
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,793
This is just delightful.

342
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,360
Yeah.

343
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,160
Do you think he knows
we're the ones that got him in trouble?

344
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,549
Who cares?

345
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,395
I do. I met his wife,
she seems really nice.

346
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,917
Sorry about the noise, neighbor!

347
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,120
No problem!

348
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,838
Hey, do you guys
know a Sheldon Cooper?

349
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,200
No, we do not!

350
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,534
So, is it just me or has no one
been in the store for hours?

351
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,529
Yeah, it is weirdly quiet.

352
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,336
Nobody is in the street.

353
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,252
Huh. Well, that's strange.

354
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,276
You thinking what I'm thinking?

355
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,735
They cut that meteorite open
and unleashed a space plague?

356
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:11,980
Exactly.

357
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,495
Lock up here.

358
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:15,650
Okay. So, what do we do?

359
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,777
Uh, well, if this is
a worst-case scenario

360
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,156
and we're the last two people alive,

361
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,820
we're gonna have
to rebuild civilization.

362
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,254
Do you have any special skills?

363
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,729
I can draw.

364
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:28,660
How about you?

365
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:29,740
I can play clarinet.

366
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,291
- Oh, I didn't know that.
- Yeah, ten years.

367
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,420
- Ah.
- Yes.

368
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,695
You know, it might also be up to us

369
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,772
to repopulate the earth.

370
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,249
I'm okay with that.

371
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:45,690
So, shall we?

372
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,100
Wait here, I'm gonna brush my teeth.

373
00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:58,900
Sorry, we're closed.

374
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,499
This is going on Yelp!

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