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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...
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We conclusively proved super-asymmetry,
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and yet somehow we,
we still feel like impostors.
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There should be a term for that.
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Oh, for crying out loud,
there is a term for that!
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It's called "imposter syndrome"
and you don't have it!
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Because you can't have it
if you are impostors, and you are!
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We're the ones
who discovered super-asymmetry!
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So if anyone's gonna feel like
they have imposter syndrome, it's us,
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because we're not impostors! They are!
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You're impostors and you're frauds!
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- Is that what I would've sounded like?
- Yeah.
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Yikes!
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Sheldon, look at this.
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Yeah. Wait a minute,
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how do I know this isn't one of those
joke phones
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that squirts water in my face?
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Because that's not even a thing. Look.
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You got called
into Human Resources?
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I'm sure it's because I insulted
Pemberton and Campbell
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in a room full of Nobel Laureates.
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You did do that.
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It was awkward,
people didn't know where to look.
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This is a twist. Usually you're the one
getting called into HR.
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Yeah, now it's Amy.
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Who knew you were married
to such a bad girl.
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I suppose the signs were always there.
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I mean, she did recently go to that rave
at the mall.
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- It was a Spencer's Gifts.
- Yeah...
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There was music and a strobe light.
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If that isn't a rave,
then I don't know what one is.
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You don't know what one is.
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Guys, come on, I think I'm in trouble.
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It's no big deal, I used to get called
into HR all the time.
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Ms. Davis is great. Pro tip,
if you find strong women sexy,
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do not say it out loud.
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Oh! She wants to see me, too.
All right, let's get our story straight.
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This is all your fault.
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Relax, you're probably just gonna get
a slap on the wrist.
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Maybe, but do not ask for that.
On the wrist or anywhere else.
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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Thank you both for coming.
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President Siebert asked
that I be a part of this conversation
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to help us calmly discuss
what went wrong
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and how we can better move forward.
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We are not here to point fingers,
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so, Dr. Cooper, please stop that.
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President Siebert,
would you like to start?
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This is all my fault.
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I assumed you knew the Nobel Prize
was good and we wanted to win it.
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So that's on me.
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Oh. So...
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No.
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I think what President Siebert
is trying to say
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is that this is a setback and we should
adopt a different strategy.
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Like, maybe you two
keep your traps shut.
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"Traps." That's a fun old word.
Where's that been?
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I'm sorry,
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I just, I snapped.
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Oh, you're sorry,
it's all better, then.
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Listen up, you have a shot to win
a Nobel Prize and you're blowing it.
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I think what President Siebert
is trying to say is
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that you have a shot to win
a Nobel Prize and you're blowing it.
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That's exactly what he said.
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Yes, but I said it in
my calming HR voice.
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The science world is a small community,
people talk.
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I'm sure by now everyone knows
about your tantrum.
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All right, well, what can we do?
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Nothing. Let me make this absolutely
clear for you, you two are done talking.
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We're canceling your speaking
engagements and your interviews.
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You're going to lie low
and let us do damage control.
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Well, if that's what you want,
that's what we'll do.
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You two winning the Nobel Prize
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is very important to us.
And not just to the university.
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Dr. Fowler,
you would be only the fourth woman
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to win a Nobel Prize in physics.
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I don't need to tell you
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just how inspirational that would be
to a generation of young women.
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Yes! Of course, I know.
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So, the next words out of your mouth
should be on a stage in Stockholm
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when you're saying,
"Tack för denna ära,"
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which is Swedish for,
"Thank you for this honor."
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Jag visste det, which is Swedish for
"I knew that."
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Dr. Cooper?
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- You want me to shut my trap?
- I do.
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Hey, check it out, that looks like
the moped you used to have.
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Wasn't a moped. It was a scooter.
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How's that better?
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You do not wanna walk into a scooter bar
and ask that question.
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Well, it does take me back.
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Yeah, the two of us cruising around town
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looking for women.
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Yeah, looking and looking and looking.
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Remember that time,
one looked back and said hi?
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Ah. Yeah.
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We drove away so fast.
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Hey, I forget,
why did you sell the scooter?
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I finally got my woman.
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Then my woman made me sell it.
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So apparently if we win,
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I'll be the fourth woman
ever to win a Nobel in physics.
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Wow. That's a big deal.
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Yeah. Tell me about it,
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this morning I blew through
my antiperspirant in like an hour.
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Plus, Sheldon's freaking out
'cause we got in trouble.
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Well, I got him distracted for a while.
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Wait, doesn't he know
how to solve those?
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Normally, yes, but I switched
the stickers around. So...
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I don't even think it's possible to so...
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Solved it!
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What? No, you didn't.
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Not the cube, but the puzzle
of why I couldn't solve the cube.
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Solution, you switched stickers two,
nine, 32 and 51.
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Really, this thing has numbers?
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Anything has a number
if you assign it a number,
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friend number four.
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Top five, not bad.
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Now this is so frustra...
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I can't believe the university expects
us to just sit back and do nothing.
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Sweetie, you just need to relax.
You know what I like to do?
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Numb your brain with alcohol
and watch a reality show
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where wealthy people pick fake arguments
with each other?
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Hey! Don't knock it until you've wasted
a couple hundred hours of your life.
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I'm sorry, but this is...
It's hard for me.
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Usually I self-soothe by doing science,
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but now science reminds me
of the Nobel Prize
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and the idea that we may not win one
and that makes me angry
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which makes me wanna self-soothe
by doing science and on and on and on.
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So that's been my today.
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Hey, how about a massage?
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No, the only person who touches me
is my wife.
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And even I have to let him
smell my hand first.
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Okay, well, what about Reiki?
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It's like massage but without touching.
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Then what is it?
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Well, I place my hands near your body
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and allow the universal energy field
to manifest its healing powers.
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Yeah, okay, I know it sounds crazy
but it really works, ask Leonard.
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- No... it really does.
- Yeah.
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Oh. How about
a sensory deprivation tank?
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Oh, that's interesting.
It's supposed to be very calming.
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Floating in a warm pool of liquid
in a dark, soundless space.
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I don't know how I feel
about being deprived of all my senses.
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What're you talking about?
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All you ever do is complain
about how things smell, feel and sound.
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Oh, I'm right here,
why are you shouting?
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What do you say?
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We could both use a break.
Come on, I'll do it with you.
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Okay, but not in the same tank.
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I already shared a uterus
with my twin sister,
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I don't need to go through that again.
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Are your eyes closed?
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Yes. What is it? Show me.
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Okay, open 'em.
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You bought me a scooter?
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No. I bought me a scooter.
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Then why'd you make me close my eyes?
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I wanted to see the expression on
your face when you saw how happy I was.
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Wait, one second.
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Won't Bernadette be mad
when she finds out?
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She's not gonna.
I'm keeping it here at the university.
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Ah. My dad kept a secret at work too,
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but it was his receptionist.
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Hey, would you mind
if I ride it sometimes?
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Yeah! Whenever you want.
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Check it out.
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That there, son,
is twelve horses of Eye-talian thunder.
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Have either of you done
sensory deprivation before?
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- Never.
- No.
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Okay. Just a heads up,
people have different experiences
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in the tanks.
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Some people experience perfect calm.
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Some people sleep,
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some people even reported
having visions.
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But if at any time
you feel uncomfortable,
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just press the panic button and say,
"Bebe."
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That's a stupid word.
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That's my name.
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What do we push
if we feel uncomfortable?
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All right, are you ready?
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I'm not saying this is why we came,
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but can I close the lid on him?
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No.
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No.
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Shall we?
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I... One second.
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Is the pH between 7.2 and 7.8?
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Yes.
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Is the water drained
and replaced after each use?
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Yes.
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- Is the saline level 30%?
- Yes.
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Does your filtration system use
ultraviolet light to kill bacteria?
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Yes.
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I don't need to get in,
I'm relaxed already.
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Bebe.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing I just wanted to make sure
it worked.
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Also, I changed my mind,
it's fun to say your name.
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Bebe. Bebe. Bebe. Bebe. Bebe. Bebe.
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Hey, whatcha got there?
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Oh.
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I... Just tossin' out this
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old helmet I don't need.
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I thought you were at the park.
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We were. The kids got sleepy.
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Great story.
I need to make a phone call.
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Howard, why do you look all guilty
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like when I catch you
deleting your browser history?
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Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE
www.osdb.link/lm
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Never mind.
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Hmm.
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This is nice.
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Sort of like floating in space,
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but better because
my eyeballs haven't frozen.
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Ooh. Colors!
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It's infinite iterations of
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the "Nautilus" section
of the Mandelbrot set.
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That's some good stuff.
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Wow, this is really dark.
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There's no difference
between my eyes being open or closed.
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Open. Closed.
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Open. Clo...
Nope, same thing.
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Ooh. Pretty!
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You winning a Nobel Prize would
be an inspiration to all women.
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All women, Amy. And you're blowing it.
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I was gonna be a scientist,
but since you lost,
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I'm just gonna give
make-up tutorials on YouTube.
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Look at all the infinite
Mandelbrot sets.
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Here a brot, there a brot,
everywhere a Mandelbrot!
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Thanks for letting us down.
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I'm gonna marry a dope
and have his dopey children.
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You're such a disappointment.
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I can't do science.
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Way to not go, girl.
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Disappointing.
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Math is too hard.
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I am woman, hear me bake.
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- Disappointing.
- You're letting us down.
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- Disappointing.
- You're blowing it.
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- Thanks for nothing.
- Disappointing. You're blowing it.
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00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:08,917
You let me down.
251
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
252
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,029
Okay, hour's up.
Let's see how they're doing.
253
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,956
Hey, buddy, how ya feelin'?
254
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:19,917
Aww!
255
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,480
Five more minutes?
256
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,120
Hey, Amy.
257
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,230
Relaxed?
258
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,879
I'm a failure!
I can't do this!
259
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,360
Can somebody close her lid?
She's kind of harshing my mellow.
260
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,232
That tank was amazing.
261
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,118
Yeah, it was like Disneyland
262
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,197
but the rides were
in 35 dimensions,
263
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,272
and instead of Mickey,
I had my picture taken
264
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,238
with the concept
that time is an illusion.
265
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,393
That's great.
I'm so happy for you.
266
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,959
Yeah, a little constructive criticism,
267
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,400
you're saying you're happy
but you're using your mean voice.
268
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,034
Thanks for pointing that out.
269
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,916
Now you got it.
270
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,113
Sheldon, I'm freaking out.
271
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,311
Well, is this still about
the Nobel Prize?
272
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,040
Yes,
it's about the Nobel Prize.
273
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,236
And back to the mean voice.
274
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,600
It's just... It's too much pressure.
275
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,149
You know, it was bad enough
when I was letting us down.
276
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,153
But now if I don't win, it's like
I'm letting all women down!
277
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,430
Hang on.
278
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,840
What...
What're you doing?
279
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,355
I'm googling what to do
when someone's freaking out.
280
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,355
Huh. Oh, oh.
281
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,154
It says here that a walk can be calming.
282
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,110
Bye.
283
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,316
Hey.
284
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,560
You still mad?
285
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,275
Are you still a jackass?
286
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,759
Now, now, I asked you first.
287
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,878
I can't believe you were sneaking around
my back like a child!
288
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,273
I just didn't want you to worry.
289
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,477
No, you just didn't wanna get caught.
290
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,950
I'm sorry, but you telling me
what I can and can't do
291
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,316
is pretty damn emasculating!
292
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,800
Emasculating?
293
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,634
You were about to ride bitch on a moped
with another man!
294
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,475
It's a scooter.
295
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,200
It can go on some highways.
296
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,954
What if you fell?
297
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,474
What if you got hurt?
298
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,712
I don't wanna raise two small children
and one large vegetable!
299
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,558
I'm sorry, but I need to have something
in my life that reminds me
300
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,875
I'm still a man.
301
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,397
You do! You have a wife,
and two children who need their father!
302
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,040
I know that.
303
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,032
Well, you don't act like it.
304
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,070
Why do you wanna ride
that stupid thing anyway?
305
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,760
I don't know.
306
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,952
Maybe I just miss the freedom I had
as a younger man.
307
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,874
What freedom? You lived
with your mother.
308
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,360
You had a curfew!
309
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,315
Wasn't a curfew.
310
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,656
It was just a time of night
where if I got home after that,
311
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,830
she would be mad.
312
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,640
You know what, I'm done talking
about this.
313
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,240
- Do whatever you want.
- Yeah, I will.
314
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,560
I just want you to ask yourself
if that tiny, ridiculous scooter
315
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,757
is the hill you wanna die on.
316
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,953
Oh, yeah, this feels good.
317
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,231
Born to ride, buddy.
318
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,835
Yeah, watch out, ladies.
319
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,234
All right, well, wish me luck.
320
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,079
You won't need luck.
321
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,680
Yeah, only condoms.
322
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,515
He sees that car, right?
323
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,313
I tried to console her,
but nothing seemed to work.
324
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,359
Okay, when you say you consoled her,
325
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,159
what exactly does that mean?
326
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,355
I took a walk, I came back,
327
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,511
she was still upset, so I came here.
328
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,072
Well, I don't see
what else you could've done.
329
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,239
You know, I know she's unhappy
but I don't know how to help.
330
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,640
Maybe you can't.
331
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,792
Sometimes people are upset
and all you can do is be there for them.
332
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,552
And while I'm there, what do I do?
333
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:12,996
Nothing.
334
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,471
Oh. So like what you're doing right now
to help me.
335
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,920
You're up.
336
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,954
Sheldon, maybe you don't know what to do
because Amy's always taking care of you.
337
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,389
Of course.
338
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:31,235
And by calming down I've taken away
the one thing that gives her comfort,
339
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,595
caring for me.
340
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,276
That's what you heard?
341
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,236
Yes.
342
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,676
Yeah, I need to have
an emotional meltdown
343
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,673
so she's forced to focus on me
and forget about herself.
344
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,720
No. That's not even close to what...
345
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,960
You know, actually, that might
be your best move. Yeah.
346
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,154
Amy, thank goodness you're home.
347
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,910
I don't know if you can tell
but I am literally losing my mind.
348
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
You are?
349
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,874
Isn't it obvious?
I just used "literally" figuratively.
350
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,796
Like a crazy person.
351
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,233
What is going on with you? Are you okay?
352
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,198
No, I'm not okay, so I suggest
353
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,795
you start focusing on me
to the exclusion of your own feelings.
354
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,433
Sheldon, whatever you're doing,
I don't have time for it right now.
355
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:21,299
I'm sorry, I know you're upset,
but I don't know how to make it better.
356
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,173
I don't know how you can, either.
357
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,377
I don't know if anybody can. I just...
358
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,855
I feel like I'm letting everybody down.
359
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,975
I'm about to hold you,
would you like to smell my hand first?
360
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,940
I'm fine.
361
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:57,860
Thank you.
362
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:06,575
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur
363
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:10,939
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purr
364
00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:13,455
That helps.
365
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,690
- Shh. I'm singing.
- Oh.
366
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,890
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur...
367
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:31,417
Raj said you got $800.
368
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,380
Jerk.
369
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:41,460
On a positive note,
the scooter helped Bert meet a girl.
370
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,853
Oh. That's nice. What does she do?
371
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,374
She's an ER nurse.
372
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,820
- No.
- No.
373
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,254
It was a real meet-cute.
374
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,218
She popped his arm back in the socket.
375
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,091
And when he came to, they exchanged
phone numbers.
376
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:56,416
Aww.
377
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,131
Ms. Davis?
378
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,337
Dr. Fowler, how can I help you?
379
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:07,176
You were right about this Nobel Prize
being bigger than I am.
380
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:10,651
And you were right that, like it or not,
I am a role model.
381
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:13,300
But you are wrong to keep me
on the sidelines.
382
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,572
I am smart, I am capable
and I can make a difference.
383
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:20,251
Well said. You make a strong case.
384
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:24,050
Damn right, 'cause I'm a strong woman
wearing a strong man's deodorant.
385
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,572
Well, how about have a seat?
386
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,617
Maybe you'd like a glass of water?
387
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,498
Do you have anything
with a little more kick?
388
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:37,450
Seriously, Dr. Fowler,
this is Human Resources.
389
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,497
You're right, I don't know
what I was thinking.
390
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,339
You want ice, you're outta luck.
390
00:19:47,305 --> 00:20:47,266
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