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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...
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We conclusively proved super-asymmetry,
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and yet somehow we,
we still feel like impostors.
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There should be a term for that.
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Oh, for crying out loud,
there is a term for that!
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It's called "imposter syndrome"
and you don't have it!
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Because you can't have it
if you are impostors, and you are!
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We're the ones
who discovered super-asymmetry!
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So if anyone's gonna feel like
they have imposter syndrome, it's us,
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because we're not impostors! They are!
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You're impostors and you're frauds!
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I think what President Siebert
is trying to say
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is that this is a setback and we should
adopt a different strategy.
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I'm sorry, I just, I snapped.
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Oh, you're sorry, it's all better, then.
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Listen up, you have a shot to win
a Nobel Prize and you're blowing it.
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I think what President Siebert
is trying to say is
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that you have a shot to win
a Nobel Prize and you're blowing it.
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That's exactly what he said.
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Yes, but I said it in
my calming HR voice.
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So, obviously,
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I'm really sorry about my outburst.
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You know I...
Calling you frauds was unacceptable.
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I feel terrible about it.
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It has caused her a lot of stress.
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She chewed through her night guard
like it was a piece of jerky.
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What you said was really hurtful,
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especially because
I thought we were friends.
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Why would you think that?
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Ouch.
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Ignore them, they're just mean people.
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Not mean, just sorry.
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Seem mean, are sorry,
happens all the time.
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It's okay, I talked to my therapist
and she made me realize
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that what you said was
really more about your own insecurities.
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I'm sorry, what?
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There you go, she's sorry,
we all heard it. Moving on.
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Yes, obviously you're angry
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about all the attention we're getting
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for our discovery
and you're lashing out.
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Well, yeah, technically she lashed out.
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I contained myself which I don't think
I'm getting enough credit for.
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The point is, we should take it as
a compliment that even you guys think
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we will win the Nobel Prize.
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No, we certainly do not think that.
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The Nobel committee will realize
that we came up with this theory.
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But we proved it.
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By accident.
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All breakthroughs happen by accident.
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No, they don't!
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Look, the Nobel committee
doesn't like infighting,
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so if the four of you
don't stop sniping at each other,
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the award's gonna go
to someone else entirely.
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He's right.
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You know, like it or not,
we can't avoid each other.
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Let's at least try to be civil.
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Agreed.
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You know, when you think about it,
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we're linked together the same way
that super-asymmetry links together
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every atom in the universe.
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That's not what it does at all!
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Well, that's the great thing
about science,
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we all get to have our own opinions.
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I'm still not talking.
That's impressive, right?
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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You... No, no, no.
Your money's no good here.
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Well,
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I'm glad that we hashed all that out.
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And moving forward,
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may the best team win.
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I couldn't agree more.
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We're the best team.
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Greg Pemberton, you old so-and-so.
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Very good to see you.
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Uh, let me introduce you
to my colleague, Dr. Campbell.
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Kevin, this is Barry Kripke.
We went to college together.
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Great to meet you.
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Well, you have my number,
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we should hit up the buffet
at the strip club while you're in town.
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Nothing beats a lap dance
and a baked potato bar, huh?
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You can come too.
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That's a hard pass.
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I'll walk you out.
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Good to see you, Barry.
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You're the best!
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Oh!
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God, I hate that guy!
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That's strange.
You seemed quite fond of him.
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I was only being polite.
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Pemberton is a grade A weasel.
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How do I know
you're not just being polite
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when you say it's nice to see me?
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I have literally never said that to you.
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Why do you say he's a weasel?
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Pemberton's whole MO
was to take other people's ideas
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and turn them in as his own.
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That's exactly what he's doing to us.
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I'm not surprised.
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I heard that the only work he did
on his thesis was googling,
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"Where can I buy a thesis?"
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Well, plagiarism is
a pretty serious charge, are you sure?
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You want proof? I can make some calls.
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You'd do that for us?
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I really don't want to see
that guy win a Nobel.
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I also don't want to see
you win a Nobel. Oh, this is tricky.
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I don't know, Barry,
it sounds a little sleazy.
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Well,
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let me know if you change your mind.
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Sleazy is where I thrive.
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So, I was talking to my mom
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about our Pemberton
and Campbell situation.
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Really, what'd she say?
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Apparently, Old Testament God
would bring down His wrath on them
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for being deceitful,
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but New Testament God
would forgive them.
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So, couldn't we
just bring down our wrath
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and ask the New Testament God
to forgive us?
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You know, I asked her
that very question.
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- And?
- Well, she said
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I was full of California sass.
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Oh, good, you're all here.
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Look, we're wrestling
with an ethical question,
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and perhaps you could help.
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- Oh, sure.
- What's up?
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- Yeah.
- Fire away.
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If we have damaging
and embarrassing information
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about someone, should we keep it
to ourselves or expose them?
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Quick question. Does it happen
to do with online tastes that might
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or might not reflect
their real-life tastes?
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I know all about
your tall-girl website,
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it goes on our credit card.
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It's Dr. Pemberton.
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Kripke says he plagiarized his thesis
and that he can prove it.
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Wow. Well, that's not gonna sit well
with the Nobel committee.
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Well, hang on, I don't think it's fair
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to use something someone did
in school against them.
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Relax, he said it's not you.
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I don't know, if someone's a cheater
they should be held accountable
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no matter how long ago it was.
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Okay, now you just sound crazy.
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So, you really think
they should do this?
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It wouldn't just knock Pemberton out
of Nobel contention,
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it would blow up his whole career.
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To that I say kaboom!
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No, I meant it's a bad thing.
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No, no, I agree with Bernadette.
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If Pemberton cheated,
maybe he shouldn't have a career
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in the first place. There's plenty
of people that didn't plagiarize.
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And a few of us who did,
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but it's only 'cause
The Scarlet Letter was so boring.
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Aw! I loved The Scarlet Letter,
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that's where I got
my taste for bad girls.
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Ugh!
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Why is this decision so hard?
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Maybe because you want to win,
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but deep down you know
it's not the honorable way to do it,
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otherwise you would've done it already.
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- That's really wise.
- Yes.
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But it may just be the Indian accent.
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Do you think by not exposing Pemberton
we're doing the right thing?
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Of course.
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Unless you think
we're not doing the right thing.
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Why would you think that I don't think
we're doing the right thing?
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You might think that if good people
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hold themselves to unrealistically
high ethical standards,
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then they might lose out
to their unscrupulous competitors.
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Is that what you think?
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No.
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No, I just thought if you thought
we weren't doing the right thing,
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that's why you might think that.
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Well, if I did think that,
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you might point out
that people who claim it's okay
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to do bad things to win are bad people
no matter what they tell themselves.
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And I'd be right to point that out.
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Because you're a good person.
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I love talking to you.
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It's like talking to me,
but with a girl voice.
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I'm just saying,
Sheldon and Amy deserve to win
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and sometimes that means
doing what you gotta do.
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Don't you think it's better
to take the high road?
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Yeah, and instead of guns
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armies should carry candy canes
that shoot wishes.
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So, what's the worst thing
you've ever done
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to get something you wanted?
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I'm not gonna tell you that.
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Oh, come on. I'll tell you mine.
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Right, 'cause yours is gonna be
as bad as mine, okay.
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Come on, just tell me.
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Okay, fine.
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When we first met,
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there was another waitress
at The Cheesecake Factory
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who thought you were cute.
So, I told her you had
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all the hepatitises, A through Z.
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There aren't 26 hepatitises.
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Well, if she was smart enough
to know that, she wouldn't still
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be working at The Cheesecake Factory.
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Oh. She still works there? Who was it?
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Why does it matter?
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You're right, it doesn't matter
'cause I got the best one.
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- Was it Susan?
- Why, because she's tall?
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Good night.
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I can't believe it.
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Sheldon loves telling on people
when they break the rules.
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- Yeah, well, maybe he's changed.
- He hasn't changed.
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Last week, when the vending machine
gave me two bags of chips,
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he called my mom.
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Well, that didn't ruin your life.
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Well, it ruined my day,
I had to talk to my mom.
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Who, by the way, is polyamorous now.
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So, that's fun to think about.
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Look, I'm proud of Sheldon and Amy.
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You know, they want to win this thing
on their own merits,
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not by knocking out the competition.
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Yeah, but what if they don't win?
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Pemberton and Campbell have done
an amazing job of associating
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their names with super-asymmetry.
They have all the momentum right now.
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I don't like the idea
of them losing either,
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but this is their decision to make,
not ours.
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Maybe it is ours.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if Sheldon and Amy
don't want to expose Pemberton,
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that doesn't mean
someone else can't do it for them.
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They'd never have to know.
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Really? You'd do that?
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They deserve the Nobel.
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I'm not gonna let two frauds
steal it from them.
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And if that means
getting my hands dirty, so be it.
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What's so funny?
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Just realized I've never
actually seen your hands dirty.
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All right, Hofstadter,
here's all the proof you need.
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- Great, thanks.
- Just remember,
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once you take this envelope,
there's no turning back.
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What if I look at it
and decide not to use it?
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I had not considered that.
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Gotta hand it to you, you got
a real talent for making things boring.
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- Thanks.
- Hey, look at that, you did it again.
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- Hey, Leonard.
- What? Nothing.
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- You okay?
- No, you are.
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So, guess what?
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There was a waitress
at The Cheesecake Factory
251
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back in the day
who kinda had a thing for me.
252
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Other than Bernadette?
That does not sound right.
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Honest to God.
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Well, who was it?
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It doesn't even matter,
I'm happily married.
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The point is women,
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plural, find me appealing.
258
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Okay, okay. Well, let's see.
259
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Okay, we know it wasn't Penny,
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- we know it wasn't Susan...
- Wait, how do we know it wasn't Susan?
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Because she had a type.
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What type?
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Don't make me say it.
264
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Are you saying I'm not a handsome guy?
265
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See? It's mean, right?
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Hold on, as we've established,
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a minimum of two women
think I'm attractive.
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Yeah, you're right,
it was totally Susan.
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I didn't say it was her,
I said it could've been.
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It could've been anybody.
Marta, Gina, Annalise.
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It's a little creepy
that you remember all their names.
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Not just their names,
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the cars they drove,
the color of their eyes
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and whether or not they had boyfriends.
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Your husband was acting
kinda weird today.
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You sure you're not thinking
about your husband?
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No, he was acting all sketchy,
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almost like he was guilty or something.
279
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Oh. Well, that doesn't mean anything.
I mean, Leonard has resting guilt face.
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Yeah, it's like,
"What are you guilty about, Leonard?"
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"Nothing." "Well, then tell it
to your face."
282
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- Are you okay?
- I'm so okay, yeah.
283
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Then why are you acting guilty now?
284
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Okay, look, Leonard knows
that you and Sheldon decided
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to take the high road,
so he went to Kripke for you.
286
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But, that just means
you didn't do anything wrong
287
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and now you don't risk losing
to those idiots.
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Why did you tell me?
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Now that I know, I'm implicated.
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But you wanted me to.
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I also wanted you to be
my jester at the Renaissance Fair,
292
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but that didn't happen.
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I wanted to be a princess.
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There was only one princess
and it was me!
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Fine, I'm sorry I told you.
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And I forgive you,
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'cause that's what a princess would do.
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Kudos on the meatballs.
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They're nice and round.
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Thanks.
301
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Yeah, they're much better
than those prolate spheroids
302
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you used to pass off as balls.
303
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Okay.
304
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Are you all right? You seem distracted.
305
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Yeah, sorry, I'm just trying
to figure something out.
306
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Is it what to get me
for our anniversary?
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'Cause I'll give you a hint,
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it's already in my Amazon basket.
Just click "buy now."
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I filled out the gift card for you,
apparently I'm the light of your life.
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Sheldon,
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if someone were gonna do something
ethically murky on your behalf,
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would you rather know about it
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or not know about it
to retain your innocence?
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Well, now that I know
there's a thing to know, I have to know.
315
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Can't help myself, I'm a fact-addict.
316
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That's not a real thing.
317
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And that's a fact.
318
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Leonard, I know what you're planning
to do and I said I didn't wanna do it.
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What? You told him?
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Well, you told me.
321
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Yeah, that's probably
where you heard it.
322
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You're not doing anything wrong.
323
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- That's the point, I'm doing it.
- Yeah, but it's still wrong.
324
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,509
Well, so is you and Amy
not getting the recognition
325
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for your discovery. And if that means
I have to do something shady,
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so you don't have to,
I'm okay with that.
327
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But we're not.
328
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It's sweet that you wanna help,
329
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but we don't want you to compromising
your integrity for us.
330
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Wait, what? Really?
331
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I thought we were just
worried about looking bad.
332
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It could be both.
333
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,109
Okay,
334
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,994
but I'm gonna go with my reason,
yours is too complicated.
335
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,710
- Hey.
- Hi.
336
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,953
Listen, I did something
kinda stupid today.
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Okay?
338
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I went to The Cheesecake Factory
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to try to figure out
who that waitress was.
340
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- Howie...
- Don't worry, I didn't find out
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because I realized I didn't even care.
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While I was there
I started asking myself,
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"Why does this mean anything to me?"
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And...
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I guess the truth is
it was all about my vanity.
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And why should I need to be validated
by another woman liking me
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when the best woman in the world
already loves me?
348
00:15:59,721 --> 00:16:01,871
And I just wanted you to know that.
349
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,720
The restaurant manager already called.
You really creeped a lot of people out.
350
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,879
And I regret that.
351
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,398
Because the only woman I wanna creep out
is the mother of my children.
352
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,033
Well, you're off to a good start.
353
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,516
- Thank you for meeting us.
- No problem.
354
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We never say no
when someone wants to buy us lunch.
355
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We didn't say we were
going to buy you lunch.
356
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,120
Really?
357
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,960
Apologies go down easier
with free turkey club sandwiches.
358
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,271
This isn't another apology.
359
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,433
There's something we have to give you.
360
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,273
We have proof
361
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,791
that you plagiarized your thesis.
362
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,349
It's why we invited you to this lunch.
363
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,911
We invited them,
that's the confusion over who's paying.
364
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,358
Hold on, are you blackmailing us?
365
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,113
No, the opposite.
366
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,233
We're blackmailing you?
367
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,592
How are you up for a Nobel?
368
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,998
We're giving you this,
so that no one can use it against you.
369
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,960
Because we wanna win on our own merits,
not by tearing you down.
370
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,236
So, it's true? You really did this?
371
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,736
It was years ago, and I was
going through a very hard time.
372
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,877
- What hard time?
- I had to write a thesis
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and I wasn't smart enough to do it.
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00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,316
You realize my name
is attached to yours.
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00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,079
If this gets out, it ruins me too.
376
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,833
It's not gonna get out.
377
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,920
You know what, Linda was right.
You're always looking for shortcuts.
378
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,433
When did you talk to my ex-wife?
379
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,990
She's not your ex-wife,
380
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,840
you keep dragging your feet
on those papers.
381
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,310
Well, I'm trying to get the lake house.
382
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,456
You're not getting the lake house,
you're never getting the lake house.
383
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,199
She picked it out, she decorated it.
384
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,555
The lake house is hers!
385
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,310
What is going on here?
386
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,754
I'm in love with Linda!
387
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,397
You son of a bitch!
388
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,599
That was my iced tea.
389
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,916
Dr. Cooper, Dr. Fowler.
Just the guy I wanna see.
390
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,760
Are you drunk?
391
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:26,840
I was,
392
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,752
and then I still was,
393
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,071
and now I still was.
394
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,269
Can we help you?
395
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,953
Pemberton is out,
396
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,631
someone published all the information
about his plagiarism.
397
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,796
It was me.
398
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,636
Someone else told Fermilab
and he lost his job.
399
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,720
Also me.
400
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,754
And someone is sleeping
with his ex-wife and it's not me.
401
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,555
I thought it was.
402
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,796
Not anymore.
403
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,230
Apparently just because
I'm better than her husband,
404
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,317
doesn't mean I'm as good
as her contractor.
405
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,200
Women, huh?
406
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,799
I think you need to go.
407
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,280
No, wait, hear me out!
408
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,352
Look, the three of us could team up.
409
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,234
There's one small catch,
410
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,074
Dr. Pemberton has been saying
a lot of bad stuff about me.
411
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,516
But don't worry,
I couldn't possibly have done
412
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,109
any of it because I was
with you guys the whole time.
413
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,674
I did it.
414
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,952
Okay, frankly, I don't know
what Linda ever saw in either of them.
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00:19:27,305 --> 00:20:27,302
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