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Leonard, when are you leaving
to pick your mother up from the airport?

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Uh... Well, let's see,
her plane gets in at 3:00,

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figure half an hour to get her luggage,
so... Never.

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Never?

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Isn't that usually
when you go to the gym?

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Are you really
not gonna pick up your mother?

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No, it's fine,
she likes to take a cab or a shuttle.

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That way she can meet people.

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Well, that's kind of nice.

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Yeah, she always says
that a stranger is just

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a person whose emotional weak point
you haven't found yet.

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Your mom is the best.

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Hey, maybe I should pick her up.

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You don't drive.

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That's what makes
you and me a great team.

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Go get your keys.

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You can't pick her up.
It'll make me look like a bad son.

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I imagine that's one of the things
we'll talk about on the ride.

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That and Amy's recent reluctance
to use turn signals.

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We were in a parking garage.

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Come on, she gave birth to you.

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Fine, I'll pick her up.

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Good, I'll go with you.

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- I call back seat.
- I don't want to be

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the only one who doesn't go.

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I'll just sit here afraid
that you're all talking about me.

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We're not gonna talk about you.

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Well, that's my other fear.

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This is crazy.
I can pick her up by myself.

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So it's just you?

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<i>Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state</i>

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<i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...</i>

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<i>Wait!</i>

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<i>The earth began to cool</i>

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<i>The autotrophs began to drool</i>

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<i>Neanderthals developed tools</i>

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<i>We built a wall
We built the pyramids</i>

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<i>Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery</i>

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<i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i>

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<i>Bang!</i>

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How was your flight?

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There were some parents with a baby.

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A lot of crying.

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Well, babies do that.

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No, it was the parents.

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It seems they couldn't handle
some constructive criticism.

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Uh, hey, on a completely unrelated note,

49
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you know,
if you'd rather stay at a hotel,

50
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we wouldn't be offended.

51
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Actually, I've been
looking forward to staying with you.

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Really? It's just,
normally, you stay at a hotel.

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- Would you like me to stay at a hotel?
- No, no, no.

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I invited you to stay with us.

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And I accepted,

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so everyone is happy.

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Yep.

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I'm happy, you're happy,

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everyone's happy.

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How come
we never eat in the dining room?

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Oh, that's for company.

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What am I?

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Apparently, a guy
who wants to have his feelings hurt.

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When does Anu come back from London?

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Next week. But it's been good, you know?

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Really given me a chance
to focus on myself.

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How's that going?

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I didn't like what I saw,
got in my car, drove over here.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

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I'm sorry,
I didn't know you had company.

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It's all right, neither did they.

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Is Stuart home?

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No, he's at work.

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The last juice.
I'm gonna add it to the list.

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That's whose handwriting that is.

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I've noticed
she's been over here a lot lately.

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You know how you noticed that?
Because you're over here a lot lately.

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She has slept over
every night this week.

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No, no, she wasn't here Wednesday night.

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Yes, she was. You didn't notice

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because you were in the hot tub
in the backyard eating Oreos.

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That reminds me.

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Oreos.

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Really?

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A photon entanglement team.

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Yeah, I'm actually the co-lead.

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Yeah, if you like photons
and how they get entangled,

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he's your co-guy.

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I would enjoy seeing your lab.

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Oh!

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Yeah, sure. Uh...
If you want, you can come tomorrow.

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I look forward to it.

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Well, I think I'm going to turn in.

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Good night, Penny. Good night, dear.

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- Good night.
- Night, Beverly.

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Wow, she's being really nice.

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Yeah, clearly, one of us is dying.

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Come on, her.

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Or you accomplished something great,
and she's genuinely proud.

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Yeah, all right, you've had enough.

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Hi.

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<i>- Hey.</i>
- Oh, it's so good to see your face.

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How's the concierge conference?

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You guys just get theater tickets
for each other all day long?

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<i>It's going great,</i>

106
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<i>and the company put me
in a nice place in Notting Hill.</i>

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Notting Hill? Like the movie?

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"I'm just a boy standing
in front of a girl saying..."

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you better bring me home a T-shirt.

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I can't wait for you to come home.

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<i>Actually, that's one of the reasons
I called.</i>

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<i>They offered me a management position.</i>

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That's amazing. That's your dream.

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<i>It's here in London.</i>

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Oh...

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<i>And they want me to start right away.</i>

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What does that mean for us?

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<i>Well, how committed are you
to staying in California?</i>

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This is where my work is,
this is where my friends are.

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<i>But are you happy?</i>

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Not for years. What's your point?

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All right,
I got to head out to my drawing class.

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Fruit or naked dudes?

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Actually, it doesn't matter,
I'm jealous of both.

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- I'll see you tonight?
- Yeah.

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So she's coming over again, huh?

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Yeah, we're gonna do a movie night.

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It's my house.
Don't you think you should ask me?

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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Howard, would you like
to come to movie night?

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Doesn't she have her own place?
Why don't you guys hang out there?

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She has a roommate,
and he's kind of creepy.

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And that's coming from me.

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It just feels like
Denise is basically living with us.

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You know, maybe you can spend
half the time at her place.

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Hey, when I moved in,

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you and Bernadette said
it was okay if I brought girls over.

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Oh... We were making fun of you.

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And this is a high-pulse laser
with a BBO crystal.

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It's pretty cool.

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It emits photons in discrete bursts.

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Hmm.

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Very impressive.

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But...

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But what, dear?

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I don't know.

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It's just, usually there's a "but"

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followed by something
that makes me feel bad.

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Ah, Beverly, there you are.

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Sheldon, how nice to see you.

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Leonard was just showing me his new lab.

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Oh, yes, experimental physics,

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the carpentry of the science world.
Well...

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I'm here to rescue you from the boredom.

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Not necessary.
This is really quite interesting.

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But...

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But nothing.

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Oh.

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Well, if you want to see something
really interesting,

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I could show you my work,

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which is being talked about
for a Nobel Prize.

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Hmm. Well, I'd love to see it later,

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but right now,
I'm spending time with my son.

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Ha-ha, I knew
there was a "but"... Wait, what?

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Ready?

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You sure
I didn't need to see <i>Paddington 1?</i>

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He's a bear, he talks, no one knows why.
You're all caught up.

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Push play.

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May I join you?

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Oh. Hey, Mitch, I didn't see you there.

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Really? I've been standing here
the whole time.

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Well, sure. Yeah, join us.

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Movie's up there.

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I've seen it.

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It's wonderful.

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So she's staying in London?

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What does that mean
for your relationship?

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It's great.

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I can see why she would say that,
but why do you?

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Well, we got into this
because we both wanted to get married,

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and honestly,
we've been dragging our feet,

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and I think this
is the push that we need.

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Wait, so you're gonna
ask her to marry you?

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Why not?

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We like each other, plus,
we both want to start a family.

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Hey, I can work from anywhere,
I'm an astronomer.

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They have stars in London,

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and I'm not just talking
about Dame Judi Dench.

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No one thought you were.

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I thought he was.

191
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So you're really gonna
move halfway across the world?

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If she says yes,

193
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and if that's what she wants to do,
then... yeah.

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Wow.

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Yeah, I know. I'm flying out tomorrow.
I'm gonna surprise her with a ring.

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00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,097
You already have a ring?

197
00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:06,654
Well, it's the same one as before.

198
00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:10,476
I thought you gave it to her
the first time you got engaged?

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I did, but I took it back.

200
00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:17,251
So, you're an <i>"Indian giver"</i>?

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Howie.

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00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,660
What? If he's gonna move to England,
I need to get all these out now.

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Here you go. Light cream, no sugar.

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That's perfect, thank you.

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Beverly, I have to say, it's so nice
seeing the two of you get along.

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I've always gotten along with Leonard.

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Of all of my children,
he's the most docile.

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She wrote that in a birthday card once.
I keep it in my nightstand.

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Still, it made him so happy
showing you around his lab yesterday.

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Interesting.

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Would you say that that made him,
much happier than usual,

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somewhat happier than usual
or as happy as usual?

213
00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:02,577
Hmm. Multiple choice.

214
00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:05,892
Um, I'm-a go with D,
"that's a weird question."

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00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,978
It made me really happy.

216
00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:13,698
We haven't always had
the easiest relationship.

217
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,658
But, well, looking back,

218
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:19,575
I guess you were just trying to push me
to be the best version of myself.

219
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,771
So you would say
that my parenting strategies,

220
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although difficult at times,

221
00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:26,494
directly contributed
to your current success?

222
00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,476
Well, I may have had
a little something to do with it.

223
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,015
I mean, how often do you wear
your superhero underwear now?

224
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- Only Fridays and my birthday.
- Yeah, that was all me. That was me.

225
00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:40,010
Yeah, that's a fair point.
I hadn't considered your influence.

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Perhaps tomorrow
I could observe the two of you together?

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00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,576
Um... "Observe"?
What is going on?

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I'm just visiting with my son
and doing research

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for my book
on how various parenting strategies

230
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affected my children as adults.

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This has all been work to you?

232
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,134
Hanging out with me
and coming to my lab, I...

233
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,572
I thought we were
enjoying each other's company,

234
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:07,776
but it was just research.

235
00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,420
I was enjoying it,
you know I love research.

236
00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:13,896
I can't believe this.

237
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,620
- What? You seem angry.
- Of course I'm angry!

238
00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:22,180
Well, so would you say
that you're somewhat angry,

239
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:24,217
very angry or extremely angry?

240
00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:27,291
Never mind.
I can see it in your face, dear.

241
00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:37,332
I'm looking over my text correspondence
with Beverly

242
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,889
and I don't see anything
that would have given her offense.

243
00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:43,098
Nothing's ambiguous,
I spell everything out.

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00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,570
Including "laugh out loud"
and "what's the fracas?"

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00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,137
I'm sure she's not mad at you.

246
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,775
Well, then why would she rather
spend the day with Leonard?

247
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,139
Because he's her son?

248
00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,852
Amy, I just feel like
we're going in circles.

249
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,940
You... What? No knock? What's the fracas?

250
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,293
I am so stupid.

251
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:09,293
I actually thought
my mom was genuinely proud of me.

252
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,293
It turns out, she's just using me
as research for her new book.

253
00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:13,780
Oh, what a relief.

254
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,931
I thought Beverly was mad at me.
Thank you, Leonard.

255
00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:20,059
That is a weight off my shoulders.

256
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,415
If you like her so much
you can have her, 'cause I'm done.

257
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,260
Oh, great. Catch the two of you later.

258
00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,891
- Sheldon, no.
- Why?

259
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:30,171
Well, it's an emotionally complex issue.

260
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,053
I don't have time
to explain it right now.

261
00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,371
Okay, but that excuse
is running out of steam.

262
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,169
Well, Raj is probably
on his way to the airport.

263
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,455
Yeah.

264
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:45,218
Guess he's finally getting
his big romantic movie moment.

265
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:48,500
With a woman who doesn't care about
big romantic movie moments.

266
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:51,937
Well, he'll have the rest of his life
to explain them to her.

267
00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,331
You can't really think
this is a good idea.

268
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,977
Of course I don't.
What am I supposed to do?

269
00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:00,576
Go stop him. Get your best friend back.

270
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,540
- You're my best friend.
- We don't have time for this! Go!

271
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:12,014
You know, Leonard was really upset.
Shouldn't you go talk to him?

272
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:15,093
And send the message that he can get
what he wants by throwing a tantrum?

273
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:16,495
I don't think so.

274
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,698
Beverly, put down your phone
and go apologize to your son.

275
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,219
Oh, so now you're not talking to me?

276
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,895
When you're finished with your tantrum,
I'd be glad to.

277
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,340
Just let me know when you're done.

278
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,178
Oh, my God.

279
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,859
When am I gonna stop
trying to win her approval?

280
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,772
Every time I'm around her,

281
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,978
I turn into this needy
little eight-year-old boy.

282
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,690
You sound like that now
and she's not even here.

283
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:53,298
If I could respond
more compassionately than Sheldon,

284
00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:57,500
and thank you for making it so easy.

285
00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:03,574
The need for a mother's approval
is baked into our biology.

286
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,777
I know that, it's just...

287
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:08,659
After all these years,
you'd think I would have learned.

288
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,971
Hmm. It's too bad you didn't.

289
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,177
Well, see? Compassion.

290
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,420
- You okay?
- Yeah. My neck's a little stiff.

291
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,860
Maybe because my boyfriend made me
sleep in a comic book store last night.

292
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,060
Bet your neck would hurt
if you slept in any store.

293
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,778
Except maybe a mattress store.

294
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:38,336
I'm sorry,
but I couldn't sleep at your place.

295
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,173
Mitch was really freaking me out.

296
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:43,378
He was freaking me out, too,
but there has to be a better solution.

297
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:46,214
- Tonight we'll go back to my place.
- And tomorrow?

298
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,414
With my health being what it is,
I try to live one day at a time.

299
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,340
I don't want to blame you,

300
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,316
but if you'd moved in with me
when I asked you to,

301
00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:56,820
we wouldn't be in this situation.

302
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:02,335
You're right. It's my fault.

303
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,251
When I had the chance, I was scared

304
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,492
and now that I want to,
you're stuck with Mitch.

305
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,131
So you do want to move in with me?

306
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:17,253
More than Galactus
wants to devour worlds.

307
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:21,076
Well, that's great 'cause
I want to move in with you

308
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,057
more than the Thing wants to clobber.

309
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:27,330
More than Hulk wants to smash?

310
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:31,611
More than Batman wants to ignore
the due process of law.

311
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,614
We are so weird.

312
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,420
Raj! Stop!

313
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:43,577
What?

314
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,850
What are you doing here?

315
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,020
Look...

316
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,259
If you're getting on that plane

317
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,332
because you love Anu

318
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,940
and you can't stand the thought

319
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,579
of spending another day without her,

320
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:56,860
then go.

321
00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,619
If not, then stay here

322
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,295
with the people who love you.

323
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:07,258
But what if this is my last chance
at marriage and family?

324
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,490
I promise you it's not.

325
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,458
Believe me, somewhere out there

326
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:15,695
is a woman who loves cooking shows
and sweater vests

327
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:18,497
and all the other dumb things you love.

328
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,620
- You really think so?
- Yes.

329
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:26,411
And I don't think
she's waiting for you in England.

330
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:30,580
When you propose to someone
in Notting Hill,

331
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,775
it should be to someone
who knows what that movie is.

332
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,416
Are you saying...

333
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,140
you're just a boy,

334
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,851
standing in front of another boy,

335
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,733
saying you don't want him to leave?

336
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:49,660
Sure.

337
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,780
I love you, buddy.

338
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,774
I love you, too.

339
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:02,291
No.

340
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,849
No, no,
that's not what's happening here.

341
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:06,900
Come on.

342
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,396
How'd you get past security?

343
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:10,935
I had to buy a ticket.
You owe me 1,300 bucks.

344
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,836
Penny, can I have a moment
alone with my...

345
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:16,860
Yep, bye.

346
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,009
Have you calmed down?

347
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,739
No, I'm not calm. You really hurt me.

348
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:28,610
- That wasn't my intention.
- It doesn't matter what you intended.

349
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,692
What matters
is the way you made me feel.

350
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,579
Actually, the way
you've always made me feel.

351
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,379
I see, so...

352
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:40,060
you're here to tell me all the ways
that I failed you as a mother.

353
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,140
Yeah.

354
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,615
And get comfortable,
'cause it's a long list.

355
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,212
Is it happening soon?

356
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,820
You know what? It doesn't matter.

357
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,417
Doesn't matter,
you're never gonna change.

358
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:07,094
If I want you to accept me for me,

359
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,894
then I guess I'm gonna
have to accept you for you.

360
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:10,980
So...

361
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,740
I forgive you.

362
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:19,177
- I didn't ask you to forgive me.
- Too bad. I forgive you anyway.

363
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,932
And I forgive myself
for taking so long to do it.

364
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,296
Oh, my God, that feels so good.

365
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,379
I must admit, it...

366
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,340
It does feel good.

367
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:38,900
What does?

368
00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:43,058
You forgiving me.

369
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,980
It means a lot.

370
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,490
Thank you.

371
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:32,257
Look, I was scared to move in,

372
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,094
but that was a mistake
because she is amazing

373
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:37,740
and I really want to live with her.

374
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:41,612
So think you'd be willing
to find another place?

375
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,297
- Do you love her?
- We haven't really said that yet.

376
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,053
Yeah, I do.

377
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,177
Don't say it to me, say it to her.

378
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:53,535
I love you.

379
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,654
I love you, too.

380
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,697
Now both of you say it to me.

380
00:20:00,305 --> 00:21:00,486
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