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-AH! -AH!
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YOU GUYS KNOW HOW THIS WORKS BY NOW, RIGHT?
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WHOO-HOO!
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SMOKE THEM IF YOU GOT THEM!
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WE BUY TRUCKS. WE FIX THEM.
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WE FLIP THEM FOR A PROFIT.
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WOW. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
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WE GIVE THEM AWAY. WE DO CRAZY STUNTS.
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AH! I CAN'T SEE!
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WE CREATE VIRAL VIDEOS.
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-AH! -WOO-HOO HOO-HOO!
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WE JUST HAVE A DARN GOOD TIME.
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WHOO!
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YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES, THEY'RE DOING ALL THAT FUN STUFF...
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MM-HMM?
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...YOUR FRIEND WILL TEXT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
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SEND YOU TO THE OVERFLOW LOT,
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SAY "HEY, MAN, I NEED THESE PARTS.
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VERY IMPORTANT, YOU NEED TO GET THEM RIGHT NOW."
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HERE WE ARE, WANDERING AROUND IN THIS SCARY-ASS PLACE.
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IT'S SPOOKY OUT HERE.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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-RUN! -AH!
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OH, NO!
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DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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JUST WORKING OUT, BRO.
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LOOK, I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR PARTY THERE,
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BUT I NEED YOU TO GO AHEAD AND DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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I NEED YOU AND THE MUSCLE TO GO OVER TO THE OVERFLOW LOT.
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YOU KNOW THAT BIG SNATCH BLOCK AND THE D-RING
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AND THE CABLE?
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-YEAH. -I NEED THOSE.
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BUT I CAN'T FINISH MY WORKOUT?
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YOU NEED THEM IMMEDIATELY?
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THAT'S CORRECT.
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ALRIGHT. I'LL WRAP IT UP THEN.
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THANKS, BUDDY.
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YUP.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO GO?
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I THINK THEY'LL DO IT.
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THEY'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN THE ENTIRE TIME,
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BUT I THINK THEY'LL DO IT.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HEAVY D NEEDS US
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
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TO GET A SNATCH BLOCK, SNATCH BLOCK, D-RINGS AND CABLES.
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IT'S AN EMERGENCY! IT'S RAINING.
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IT'S NIGHTTIME. IT'S NOT RAINING.
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THEY'RE JUST WISHING THE WINDSHIELD FOR US.
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OH. THANKS, GUYS!
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-WE'RE GOOD TO GO. -SEE YOU!
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-SEE YOU LATER. -WE'LL SHARE WHAT YOU DO.
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THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE.
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WE HAVE THIS OVERFLOW/OVERHAUL LOT.
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IT'S PRETTY MUCH WHERE BUILDS COME TO DIE:
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SO PARTS, PIECES, AXLES, WHEELS.
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I MEAN, ANYTHING THAT YOU COULD IMAGINE IS GOING TO BE HERE,
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AND THE TRUTH IS, DURING THE DAY,
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THIS PLACE IS A PARADISE.
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I LOVE IT. BUT HERE'S THE THING.
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AT NIGHT, IT'S KIND OF SPOOKY.
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THE MECHANICS ARE ALWAYS TELLING ME
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ABOUT WEIRD NOISES, GHOSTS MAYBE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED.
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I JUST KNOW IT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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AT THE VERY LEAST, THERE'S RATS, AND I HATE RATS.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MASTER SPLINTER?
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MASTER SPLINTER IS PROBABLY FAIRLY EASY
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TO DEAL WITH, I THINK.
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WELL, HE'S A NICE GUY.
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THE RATS ARE PROTECTING US...
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WHAT'S IN THIS BAG? ...FROM CRIMINALS.
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SUPPLIES, BRO!
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OH, MAN.
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YOU KNOW I ALWAYS COME PREPARED.
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YOU HAVE LITERALLY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
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MM-HMM.
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THIS IS WHY I LIKE GOING ON ROAD TRIPS WITH YOU.
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DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE BUILDING THE MONSTER BUS
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TO GET TO THE ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT SALT LAKE?
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WE NEED SOMETHING THAT WE CAN GET FROM HERE TO THERE,
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BRING PEOPLE TO FOR CONCERTS, EVENTS, WHATEVER.
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IT'S GOT TO HOLD A LOT OF PEOPLE PLUS ROOM FOR EQUIPMENT.
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Heavy D: THIS IS AND OLD SCHOOL BUS THAT WE'VE HAD AROUND
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FOR A LONG TIME.
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I THINK PEOPLE WOULD LOVE TO RIDE IN A LIFTED SCHOOL BUS.
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The Muscle: WE BUILT A GIANT TUBE FRAME FOR THE OLD BUS...
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-OKAY. -YEAH!
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...ONLY TO HAVE OUR CONNECTION
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FOR THE MONSTER TIRES FALL THROUGH.
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WE NEED TO TRY AND FIND SOME TIRES,
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SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW ANYBODY
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THAT YOU CAN TRY AND CALL.
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Diesel Dave: SO YOU GUYS PICKED ME UP FOR A ROAD TRIP.
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GET IN!
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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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YOU HAD TO CALL ONE GUY IN THIS WORLD
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FOR MONSTER TRUCK TIRES, WHO WOULD YOU CALL?
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CAPTAIN MONSTER JAM, TOM MEENTS HIMSELF.
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TOM MEENTS?
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LOOK AT IT.
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-THESE ARE BRAND-NEW, TOM! -YES.
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TOM: ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU, GUYS.
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The Muscle: WE GOT THE TIRES FROM TOM MEENTS,
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BUT NONE OF US KNEW THAT GETTING THE TIRES FROM HIM
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WOULD HAVE CONDITIONS ATTACHED.
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HOW ABOUT YOU TWO OPEN UP MONSTER JAM WORLD FINALS '19?
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LIKE ON THE MICROPHONE? OR...
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NO. NO, NO, NO.
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YOU CAN HAVE DIESEL DAVE
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AND HEAVY D DO A LITTLE DRIVING.
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WHAT? YEAH!
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AND THOSE CONDITIONS WERE ATTACHED DIRECTLY
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TO MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT.
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WHICH WAS?
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THE PRESHOW DOUGHNUT COMPETITION.
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Announcer: WHO'S READY FOR SOME "DIESEL BROTHERS" ACTION?
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HEAVY D IN GRAVE DIGGER.
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ME IN TOM MEENTS' OWN MAX-D!
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WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
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TRUCKS ARE FIRED UP.
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HERE COME HEAVY D AND DIESEL DAVE.
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KEEP IT GOING FOR THE DIESEL BROTHERS!
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I'M COMING DOWN THE ALLEYWAY,
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AND I'M READY TO GO INTO MY...
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THEY CALL THEM THE DOUGHNUT?
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YEAH.
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TURN MY WHEEL ALL THE WAY LEFT.
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GET THE KNOB ALL THE WAY LEFT.
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THREE, TWO, ONE, BLAST OFF!
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AND ALL I DID WAS DO A, "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP."
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OH, THERE'S THE WALL! BETTER STOP!
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AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT WAS REALLY HAPPENING?
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WHAT?
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YOU WERE CHOKING.
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YOU DEFINITELY LOST, BUT YOU JUMPED IN THE WATER
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BEFORE THE OFFICIAL DECISION.
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GET IT!
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YEAH!
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AND THE CROWD LIKED YOUR SWAN DIVE SO MUCH,
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HEAVY D ENDED UP LOSING.
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THE LOSER HAS THE WATER.
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THAT'S YOU! THAT'S YOU!
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WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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The Muscle: SOMETIMES, YOU SET OUT TO DO ONE THING,
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AND YOU END UP DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
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WHOA.
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I THINK ALL THE EMBARRASSING DOUGHNUTS JUST WERE A SACRIFICE
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TO THE MONSTER JAM GODS
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SO THAT WE COULD GET THOSE MONSTER JAM TIRES
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AND PUT THEM ON OUR BUS.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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THE ONLY REASON WE COULD EVEN PUT THE TIRES UNDER THE BUS
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WAS BECAUSE WE BUILT CUSTOM JACK STANDS TO HOLD IT UP
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SO WE COULD WORK ON IT.
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Man: WE'RE BILLING TWO 72-INCH-TALL MONSTER JACK STANDS
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OUT OF 4-BY-6-INCH HEAVY WALL-STEEL TUBE.
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I BELIEVE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO HOLD UP
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BETWEEN ABOUT 300,000 AND 400,000 POUNDS,
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WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, ROUGHLY 15 BUSES.
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MEET THE BIGGEST JACK STAND KNOWN TO MAN.
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HOW MUCH DOES THIS WEIGH?
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-JUST ONE WORD. -WHAT?
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SCALES OF JUSTICE.
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THAT'S NOT ONE WORD.
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CLOSE ENOUGH. JUST FOLLOW US OUTSIDE.
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-WHERE ARE WE GOING? -OUTSIDE, COME ON.
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I FEEL I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION,
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AND NOW WE'RE WALKING OFF.
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WE'RE ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A SIMPLE ANSWER.
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The Muscle: AND I WAS THE GUINEA PIG
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WHO HAD TO TEST THE DAMN JACK STANDS OUT.
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SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
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WE GOT A HARNESS HERE FOR YOU.
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YOU'RE GOING TO CLIMB INSIDE THAT HARNESS IF IT FITS.
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I HOPE WE GOT IT BIG ENOUGH.
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IT'S THE BIGGEST ONE WE COULD FIND.
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WE'RE GOING TO SECURE THIS, AND WE'RE GOING TO GO UP.
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The Muscle: AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE MECHANICS MADE ME THINK.
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WHERE?
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THAT'S JUST GOING TO CHOKE HIM.
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OH, THAT'S GOING TO CHOKE ME OUT.
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OH, THAT. THERE WE GO.
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THAT'S GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT WEIGHS MORE, THE MUSCLE OR THE MONSTER JACK?
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THAT'S REAL DRAMATIC. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
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I LIKE IT! OKAY, HOOK HIM UP.
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THEY'RE GOING UP.
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YOU, JACK STAND.
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WHOA.
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-ALRIGHT. READY? -AH, AH, AH!
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-AH! -OH!
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IS IT MOVING? I CAN'T SEE!
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AH, THAT REALLY HURTS. OH, GO BACK UP.
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NO, DON'T GO BACK UP.
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IT DOESN'T WEIGH 420.
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IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER AT ALL HOW MUCH THAT WEIGHS BECAUSE...
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-WHAT? -IT'S JUST HOLDING UP THE BUS.
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YOU GUYS MADE ME THINK...
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THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME THOUGH, RIGHT?
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ALRIGHT. GET ME OUT OF THIS THING.
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-LET'S GET THE OTHER ONE DONE. -YEAH.
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-THAT WAS AWESOME -LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
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THANKS FOR THE HELP, DUDE.
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-THANKS, DUDE. -BEST IDEA YET.
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The Muscle: I MAY HAVE BEEN THE PERSON
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THAT GOT PRANKED, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
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THOSE JACK STANDS GOT THE BEST OF MORGAN.
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SIT TIGHT THERE, TY.
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NOBODY GO UNDER THE DAMN THING.
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-DO WE GOT TO MOVE IT? -NEED A HAND?
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YEAH.
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ALRIGHT. SO, TY, YOU TRY TO SLOWLY COME DOWN
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WHILE I'M UP GETTING IN THERE.
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HOLD ON. YOU'RE ON THE AIR TANK.
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IT'S GOT TO GO THAT WAY.
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NICE AND EASY NOW.
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THAT FRONT TIRE LOOKS LOCKED IN.
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I THINK WE'RE GOOD UP THERE.
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-COME ON, GIRL. -RIGHT THERE.
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THERE YOU GO.
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OKAY. NOW, COME BACK DOWN.
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OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT WAS THAT?
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STAY OUT.
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LOOKS LIKE OUR FRAME-WIDTH DIMENSION IS A LITTLE NARROWER.
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YOU COMING, TYS?
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DID YOU SEE IT?
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WHAT THE HELL?
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IT'S WAY OFF.
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-HOW ARE WE SO OFF? -YOU SEE IT?
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OH, I SEE IT. I SEE IT. I SEE IT. I SEE IT.
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THE FRAME RAIL IS SITTING RIGHT IN THERE IF I DID MY MATH RIGHT.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED, WORRIED, WORRIED ABOUT.
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IF I DIDN'T DO THE MATH RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME ISSUES,
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ISSUES, ISSUES, ISSUES.
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IS THAT NOT WHERE WE MEASURED FROM?
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THAT'S ANNOYING.
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SO I MADE A REALLY STUPID MISTAKE.
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I MEASURED THE FRAME FULL WIDTH.
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SOMEHOW IT BECAME FRAME CENTER,
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SO I MADE THIS 34 INCHES ON CENTER,
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SO IT'S EXACTLY THE WAY I DESIGNED IT.
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UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S EXACTLY THE WAY I DESIGNED IT.
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PRETTY SIMPLE FIX.
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I GOT TO TAKE THE 4-BY-6 TUBES.
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THERE'S ONLY TWO OF THEM RUNNING ACROSS,
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SO BASICALLY, I CUT THOSE OUT,
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SHORTEN THEM UP, REWELD THEM,
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AND NOW IT'S THE RIGHT DIMENSION TO PUT BACK UNDER THE TRUCK.
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EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY.
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SO NICE AND EASY, COME DOWN.
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HEY, THAT LOOKS BETTER.
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THAT STAND LOOKS LIKE IT'S LINED UP, AT LEAST ON MY SIDE.
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-THAT'S A GOOD FEELING. -WE NAILED IT.
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WHAT'S UP NOW, BITCHES?
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OH, !
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-WELL, IT'S WORKING.
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HEY, LET'S JUST BE GLAD YOU DID BETTER MATH
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ON HOW STRONG THOSE ARE THAN HOW WIDE THEY ARE.
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EXACTLY.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT ALL THAT EXTRA WORK WE DID
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ON THE BUS WAS WORTH IT... OH, YEAH.
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...BECAUSE THE BUS TURNED OUT AWESOME!
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Diesel Dave: YOU SEE, THE JACK STAND HAS ALLOWED US
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TO TAKE IT FROM A REGULAR OLD
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BLUE BIRD BUS TO AN ISLAND-HOPPING MONSTER BUS!
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LITTLE AWKWARD.
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PUT A FOUR-LINK SUSPENSION IN THERE, NITROGEN SHOCKS.
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HAD ROOM FOR ALL OF OUR FRIENDS
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AND AN AWESOME PATRIOTIC PAINT JOB.
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-YEAH! -YEAH!
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-WHAT? -YES!
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THE CLIENT LOST HIS MIND FOR THAT ONE.
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FREEDOM BUS: RED WHITE AND BLUE.
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-WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO. -I LOVE THIS THING.
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FREEDOM!
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WELL, HERE WE ARE AT HEAVY D'S SECRET SCRAPYARD.
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WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT NOISE?
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BECAUSE.
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CAN WE JUST GET IN AND OUT?
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I DON'T MESS WITH GHOSTS, AND THIS IS STORAGE-YARD GHOSTS.
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
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WHAT?
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I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE A CONCERN, SO I CAME PREPARED...
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WHAT ARE YOU... ...WITH SOME MOTIVATION!
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IS THAT A BURRITO? YEAH.
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LET ME HAVE IT.
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NAH-AH-AH!
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NOT UNTIL WE FIND THE SNATCH BLOCK,
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THE D-RINGS AND THE CABLE.
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ALRIGHT. LET'S GO. DEAL?
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YOU GET THE BURRITO. I'LL GET THE BAG.
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HA! DUDE, COME HERE. LOOK AT THIS.
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THEY'RE ALREADY POSTING ABOUT IT ON SOCIAL.
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THEY ARE?
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LOOK AT THIS DUMB VIDEO.
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WHAT'S UP, AMERICA? HEY!
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LISTEN, WE ARE HERE
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IN THE GRAVEYARD OF GRAVEYARDS,
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AND I'M SCARED OUT OF MY DAMN MIND!
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IT'S SPOOKY OUT HERE.
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IT'S WAY SPOOKY, BUT, LISTEN, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
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HEAVY D SENT US TO GET SOME STUFF,
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AND NOW E T LOOKING...
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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WHAT WAS THAT? LISTEN, WHAT...
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OH, WE GOT TO GET THAT STUFF AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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IF YOU GUYS DON'T HEAR FROM US AGAIN, CALL 911.
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TELL MY MOTHER I LOVE HER AND MY WIFE.
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WE'RE OFF ON A MISSION.
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LET'S GO.
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I'VE HEARD THE MECHANICS TALKING ABOUT THIS PLACE AT NIGHT.
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IT'S SPOOKY. THEY HEAR THINGS.
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THEY SEE THINGS.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE BREAKFAST BURRITO
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THAT'S WAITING FOR YOU WHEN WE FIND
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THE SNATCH BLOCK, THE D-RINGS. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. YOU STAY...
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WHAT'S THAT?
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COME ON, MAN! STOP DOING STUFF LIKE THAT.
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OH, MAN.
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YOU'RE GOING TO END UP DOING THIS BY YOURSELF
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IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT. WAS THAT A GHOSTLY WIND CHIME?
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HEY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
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WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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I SEE A LOT OF OLD PARTS. YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?
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WHAT?
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A LOT OF CUSTOM VEHICLES THAT WERE MADE WHERE
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LITTLE THINGS GOT TO BE TWEAKED AND MOVED HERE AND THERE.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE, 6-BY-6 SOYBEAN TRUCK, ECODIESEL?
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AND THE MINNESOTA SOYBEAN FARMERS
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WANTED SOMETHING TO SHOWCASE THE POWER OF THEIR BIOFUEL.
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SO YOUR INTENTION IS TO BUILD A TRUCK
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THAT RAISES AWARENESS FOR THE SOYBEAN,
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WHICH IN TURN BECOMES BIODIESEL? YUP.
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AND YOU PROBABLY STILL WANT TO USE IT ON THE FARM AND STUFF?
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RIGHT. USEFUL TRUCK, HEAVY-DUTY, CAN TAKE THE ABUSE.
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Diesel Dave: AND EVEN THOUGH WE STARTED WITH A BRAND-NEW F550 CABIN CHASSIS
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TO TURN IT INTO A ONE-OF-A-KIND ALL-WHEEL SIX-BY-SIX,
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WE STILL HAD TO ADD AN ADDITIONAL AXLE...
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CAN WE GET ANOTHER ONE?
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Diesel Dave: ...AND FABRICATE A CUSTOM SUSPENSION.
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YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
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REMEMBER WE HAD PROBLEMS WITH THE CLEARANCE
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OF THE CUSTOM REAR SUSPENSION?
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT SHOW WHERE THE GUY SAYS, "I AM"...
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WAS IT, "I AM INIGO MONTOYA, PREPARE TO DIE."
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-"THE PRINCESS BRIDE"? -"PRINCESS BRIDE."
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TELL ME, ISN'T THERE A GIANT AND A LITTLE BUSINESSMAN?
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-YEAH. -RIGHT?
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-YEAH. -ALL BUSINESS, BABY.
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BECAUSE THAT IS, LIKE, ALL I'M SEEING RIGHT NOW.
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SO THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE ACTUAL TIRE
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THAT WE'RE GOING TO RUN ON THIS TRUCK.
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THIS IS THE AXLE LOCATION?
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YEAH, I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A CRIME SCENE
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WITH THIS YELLOW TAPE, BUT THESE...
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IT DOES.
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...MARKS ALL REPRESENT SOMETHING.
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OUTSIDE MARK IS THE OUTSIDE OF THAT TIRE.
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HERE'S THE CENTER LINE OF THAT REAR AXLE.
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HERE'S OBVIOUSLY THE FRONT OF THAT REAR TIRE.
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WE'VE GOT A 8-INCH SPACING IN BETWEEN THE TWO TIRES,
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AND THEN RIGHT BY YOUR HAND IS GOING TO BE
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THE NEXT AXLE BASE, THE CENTER LINE OF THAT.
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I WANT TO SEE HOW THESE TIRES LOOK.
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-YEAH. ROLL THEM UP. -ALRIGHT.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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DUDE, I LOVE IT BECAUSE I'VE SEEN LONG BEDS
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THAT HAVE BEEN MODIFIED AND STRETCHED AND IT LOOKS TERRIBLE,
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BUT THESE 40S ARE EATING SO MUCH OF THAT BEDSIDE,
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IT'S NOT REALLY GOING TO LOOK LIKE MUCH OF A BEDSIDE ANYMORE.
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NO ONE MAKES A KIT REMOTELY LIKE THIS,
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AND SO WE'RE LITERALLY STARTING FROM THE GROUND UP.
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AH, DUDE, THAT IS GOING TO LOOK GOOD.
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THERE'S A FEW ISSUES THAT I THINK WE SHOULD BRING UP.
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-ISSUES? -OH, YEAH.
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WHAT, YOU COULDN'T JUST LET ME HAVE THIS MOMENT?
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SPEED BUMPS. NO, YOU CAN HAVE THIS MOMENT.
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ONCE WE HAD BOTH AXLES MOCKED UP,
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WE NOTICED SOME SERIOUS CLEARANCE ISSUES.
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UP FRONT, WE HAD THE AXLE
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SITTING RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE DIESEL EXHAUST FLUID TANK.
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IF YOU LOOK AT THE AXIS AS IT SITS, WITH THE FRONT AXLE,
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IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO CLEAR IT.
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-OH, MY GOD. -YEAH, NOT EVEN CLOSE, YOU KNOW,
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BECAUSE THINKING ABOUT THAT AIR RIDE,
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE BASICALLY 5 INCHES OF UP TRAVEL,
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AND SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT RELOCATING THAT.
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THE OTHER ISSUE THAT WE DISCOVERED IS THAT IN THE REAR,
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OUR AXLE IS NOT GOING TO CLEAR OUR 40-GALLON FUEL TANK.
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WE COULD SCOOT THAT REAR AXLE FORWARD A LITTLE BIT,
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BUT WE'RE GOING TO LOSE OUR SPREAD HERE.
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Heavy D: I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
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AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
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SO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUILDING A FUEL CELL...
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YEAH, I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BE
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ABLE TO MOVE THAT. THERE'S NOWHERE TO MOVE THAT.
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REBUILD THE FUEL CELL.
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IT'S ACTUALLY GOING TO BE SHORTER,
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PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT DEEPER TO KEEP THE SAME FUEL CAPACITY.
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YUP.
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WE KNOW THAT AT THIS POINT IN TIME,
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THIS PARTICULAR SETUP IS NOT GOING TO WORK.
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DEFINITELY WASN'T ON MY MIND IN THE BUDGET
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AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE TIME.
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-YEAH, THE TIME FRAME, AND YEAH.
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BUT WE CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION. WHAT?
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WITH THE CUSTOM DEATH TANKS AND FUEL TANKS IN THE BEDSIDES!
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THAT'S TRUE. WE DID.
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WELL, HEAVY D AND MORGAN DID.
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WE CAN PUT A 6-INCH GAS TANK IN HERE.
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I DON'T WANT A GAS TANK. I WANT A FUEL TANK.
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WE CAN PUT A 6-INCH DIESEL TANK IN HERE.
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THIS THING DOESN'T NEED TO BE CARRYING GAS.
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IF I SAY, "GAS," IN THIS SHOP AGAIN,
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GO AHEAD AND SLAP ME. I WILL.
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT!
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COULD BE COOL.
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PUTTING THE FUEL CELL IN YOUR BEDSIDE!
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-IN YOUR BEDSIDES IS BITCHING. -SWEET.
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The Muscle: THE FUEL TANKS WEREN'T THE ONLY STRUGGLE WE HAD ON THAT BUILD.
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WHEN WE WERE BUILDING THE 6-BY-6, I GOT TWO BEDS!
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WE CUT THEM IN HALF TO MATCH.
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WE EVEN TESTED THE GROOVE WE WERE GOING TO USE
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TO HOLD THEM TOGETHER.
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-YOU READY? -LET'S GET THIS FORK.
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BRING YOURS UP, UP AND THEN SHIFT IT OVER A LITTLE BIT.
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WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS PUT IT ON BOTH FORKS OF THE FORKLIFT,
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CLAMP IT DOWN AND THEN PUT BOTH FORKLIFTS IN REVERSE
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AND PULL AGAINST THE JOINT THAT WE'VE GOT PUT TOGETHER HERE.
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OH, YEAH. WELL, TIME TO SEE.
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PUT OUR GLUE WHERE OUR FORKS ARE!
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THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT BACK UP.
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-WHAT? STRAIGHTEN OUT. -WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?
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STRAIGHTEN YOUR WHEELS.
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TAKE HIM BACK.
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-NOT HAVING ANY OF IT.
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NOW THAT WE'VE ALREADY SHOWED YOU HOW STRONG THE JOINT
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IS BEING PULLED ON STRAIGHT ON,
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NOW WE'RE GOING TO DO A FLEX TEST AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN THE JOINT GETS SOME SORT OF SIDE OR SHEAR LOAD ON IT,
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WHICH COULD POTENTIALLY CAUSE IT TO FAIL
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OR PEEL ONE PIECE BACK FROM THE OTHER.
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DAMON, UP.
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GEEZ! -OH!
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COME HERE. COME LOOK AT THIS.
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THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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THAT IS NUTS.
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SO BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED IS,
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WHERE WE HAD THIS PINNED DOWN WITH THE BIG CLAMP,
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IS THE PART THAT FAILED.
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IT COMPLETELY JUST TORE THIS PIECE OF ALUMINUM,
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TORE IT COMPLETELY IN HALF LIKE PAPER
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BEFORE THE JOINT EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT FAILING.
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I MEAN, THE JOINT IS STILL...
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EVERY PIECE OF GLUE, EVERY PIECE THAT WE GLUED TOGETHER
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IS EXACTLY WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE,
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SO IT JUST GIVES US ALL AN IDEA
465
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,017
OF HOW STRONG THIS GLUE REALLY IS.
466
00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:13,652
AND HE STILL DIDN'T GO WITH IT!
467
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,087
I'M GOING TO BE HONEST,
468
00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:17,088
I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH THE GLUE TEST.
469
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,623
BUT IN THE END...
470
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,426
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING INTERNALLY THAT
471
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,694
LOOKS LIKE WE TRIED TO PUT A BED TOGETHER,
472
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:23,996
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
473
00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,263
THE LINES DON'T MATCH UP PERFECTLY,
474
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,932
SO IT KIND OF JUST LOOKS HODGEPODGED TOGETHER.
475
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,068
ENDED UP TRASHING THE GLUE-BED IDEA,
476
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,339
BUILT OUR OWN FROM SCRATCH.
477
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,841
OKAY, LET'S GO STRAIGHT IN.
478
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,412
-DANG. -YEAH.
479
00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:43,681
FINISHED IT OFF WITH CUSTOM FIBERGLASS BEDSIDES.
480
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,183
Heavy D: I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, THIS IS MAKING ME
481
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,618
REALLY GLAD WE DECIDED TO MAKE OUR OWN BED...
482
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,453
PRETTY NICE, YEAH.
483
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,756
...AND ADDED A TON OF COOL FEATURES
484
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:54,525
THAT ABSOLUTELY BLEW THE SOYBEAN FARMERS AWAY AT THE REVEAL.
485
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,694
THAT IS AMAZING. HOLY...
486
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,232
WHY DID WE COME OUT HERE?
487
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,767
I'M SORRY, HEAVY D.
488
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,402
I'M SORRY, MY WIFE.
489
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,404
I'M SORRY, MY KIDS.
490
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,206
WE'RE TIRED.
491
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,642
WE'RE HUNGRY. WE'RE COLD.
492
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:22,287
DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE,
493
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,855
BUT THESE GUYS REALLY DON'T LIKE BEING
494
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,157
IN THE OVERFLOW LOT AT NIGHT.
495
00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:26,792
LOOK AT THIS.
496
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,797
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
497
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,999
IT'S DIESEL DAVE AND MYSELF, BUT HERE WE ARE,
498
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,203
WANDERING AROUND THIS SCARY-ASS PLACE,
499
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:39,938
ALL BECAUSE HEAVY D ASKED US TO DO IT.
500
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,940
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE WELCOME, HEAVY D.
501
00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:43,742
LET'S GO FIND THAT SNATCH BLOCK. LET'S GO.
502
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:45,777
I HOPE HE SEES THIS, AND HE FEELS BAD.
503
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:49,581
WHERE IS IT? IS IT IN THERE?
504
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,583
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY,
505
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,585
AND WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE IT RIGHT NOW?
506
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:56,420
MY -- THIS STUPID FLASHLIGHT ISN'T WORKING!
507
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,522
LISTEN, I NEED THE -- I NEED THE DAMN BURRITO.
508
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,525
NOW, LISTEN. I'M GOING TO GET REALLY HANGRY.
509
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:07,298
SNATCH BLOCK, CABLE, HOOK EQUALS BURRITO IN YOUR BELLY.
510
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,534
YOU KNOW, ALL THIS LOOKING OUT HERE?
511
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,269
EASY! EASY!
512
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:14,372
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
513
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,141
OOH! HEY, STOP!
514
00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:17,575
STOP DOING THAT! STOP MESSING AROUND.
515
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,747
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, RIGHT?
516
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,516
YEAH, IT'S OUR LAWYER'S OLD WAGONEER.
517
00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:25,784
YEAH.
518
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:29,654
GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL 1988
519
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,055
JEEP WAGONEER.
520
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,658
DUDE, THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME.
521
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,994
HERE'S THE DEAL, GUYS: GRAND CANYON, FIVE KIDS...
522
00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:37,295
-I'M IN. -...IN 3 WEEKS.
523
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,830
Heavy D: DID WE JUST GET INVITED ON THE FAMILY TRIP?
524
00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:40,565
I NEED EVERYTHING, GUYS, NEED THE WORKS.
525
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:44,068
NEED THE EXTERIOR, INTERIOR, AND I THINK BEST OF ALL:
526
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,136
I NEED DIESEL ENGINE.
527
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,505
-YEAH. -GET ON IT.
528
00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:49,107
SEE YOU LATER, "ESQUIRE."
529
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:51,309
OH, BOY!
530
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,278
HOLD ON. OH, DON'T DO THAT.
531
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,679
OH, WHY DID IT JUST DIE?
532
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,414
OH, MAN, YOU'RE ALL THE WAY DEAD.
533
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,084
COLE SABOTAGED US.
534
00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:01,620
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST A LAWYER.
535
00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:03,555
ESPECIALLY OUR OWN LAWYER.
536
00:22:03,557 --> 00:22:06,958
Diesel Dave: THEN PUT IT BEHIND THE SHOP AND FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL...
537
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,094
WHAT IS THAT, A CRIME SCENE? WHAT HAPPENED INTO THERE?
538
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,330
THIS IS IN WORSE CONDITION THAN WHEN HE GAVE IT TO US.
539
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,366
DON'T TELL ME THE WINDOW IS DOWN.
540
00:22:14,368 --> 00:22:16,434
ALRIGHT. YOU READY FOR A HAIL MARY?
541
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,969
OH, MY GOSH. IT'S DISGUSTING.
542
00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:20,939
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET IN THERE?
543
00:22:20,941 --> 00:22:22,807
THAT USED TO BE A PRETTY NICE INTERIOR.
544
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,809
I KNOW. HE WAS ALL PROUD OF THE INTERIOR OF THIS THING
545
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,144
WITH POWER WINDOWS AND STUFF.
546
00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:29,147
-WE MIGHT NEED AN ATTORNEY... -FOR OUR ATTORNEY?
547
00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:31,116
...TO PROTECT US FROM OUR ATTORNEY.
548
00:22:31,118 --> 00:22:33,084
BRO, I THINK THERE'S A CAT IN HERE.
549
00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,685
-METAPHORICALLY? -FIRED RIGHT UP.
550
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,753
THERE'S NEVER JUST ONE CAT. IT'S A BIT NICER THAN CATS.
551
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,054
IT SMELLS LIKE A CAT HAS BEEN IN HERE.
552
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,523
ACTUALLY, THIS THING IS BAD.
553
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,925
SEE, IF YOU CAN JUST PULL IT INTO THE SHOP.
554
00:22:39,927 --> 00:22:41,192
JUST TOW IT IN.
555
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,660
MAKE SURE IF IT HAS A BATTERY ANYMORE.
556
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:43,494
LET'S GET IT ON A LIFT AND AT LEAST SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
557
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,495
IT'S A LITTLE BIT ROUGH.
558
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,497
YEAH. A LITTLE, A LITTLE BIT...
559
00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:47,031
IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF BODYWORK.
560
00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:58,776
SON OF A...
561
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,912
AW, !
562
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:08,720
YOU KNOW, SURPRISINGLY, THERE REALLY WASN'T MUCH DAMAGE
563
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,288
WHEN IT FELL INTO THE CREEK. NO.
564
00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:13,258
AND THERE WAS SO MUCH RUST, IT WAS A WASTE ANYWAYS.
565
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,193
EVERY PANEL, AS WE STARTED TO GET INTO IT,
566
00:23:15,195 --> 00:23:16,594
COLE, IS, LIKE, FALLING APART,
567
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:19,331
SO I'M TALKING, LIKE, SOME OF THE WORST RUST
568
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,632
I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.
569
00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:23,768
ULTIMATELY, MY SUGGESTION WOULD BE TO LIQUIDATE THIS,
570
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,436
AND THEN WE FIND YOU SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
571
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,138
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
572
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,740
LUCKILY, COLE WAS COOL ENOUGH TO LET US DO
573
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,709
A DIFFERENT BUILD FOR HIM, THE DEFENDER...
574
00:23:30,711 --> 00:23:34,078
YEAH. ...WHICH WE ENDED UP FINDING.
575
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,814
$40,000 FOR A DEFENDER?
576
00:23:35,816 --> 00:23:37,682
-IT'S THE SIGN! -OH, IT'S RIGHT-HAND DRIVE.
577
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,250
OH, MY GOSH.
578
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,887
Diesel Dave: CONVERTING TO LEFT-HAND DRIVE...
579
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:45,023
OH! -DUDE, IT WORKS.
580
00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:49,160
...BUILDING AN ENTIRE GIANT TUBE ROOF RACK,
581
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,029
ADDING TURBOS FOR EXTRA POWER...
582
00:23:51,031 --> 00:23:53,030
GO FOR IT. GOT IT.
583
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,499
YEAH, BUDDY!
584
00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:57,168
...AND TURNING INTO THE FAMILY-ADVENTURE-MOBILE
585
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,136
OF COLE'S DREAMS.
586
00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:00,204
OH, YEAH, WE DID IT!
587
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,539
-YEAH! -WHOA!
588
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,375
WHOO! YEAH!
589
00:24:08,482 --> 00:24:09,948
IS THAT A TRAILER OF TREASURES?
590
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,148
YES, IT IS.
591
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,617
CLIMB UP IN THERE.
592
00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:15,753
AH.
593
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,757
NO SNATCH BLOCK, NO D-RINGS, NO CABLE.
594
00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:21,993
YOUR FLASHLIGHT SKILLS ARE ABOUT AS GOOD AS YOUR MECHANIC SKILLS.
595
00:24:21,995 --> 00:24:23,294
YOU KNOW WHAT?
596
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,163
I NEVER GET ANY CREDIT FOR THE HANDS-ON WORK THAT I DO.
597
00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:27,899
LIKE WHAT? LIKE THE DURAMAX 2.0.
598
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,935
Diesel Dave: THE TRUCK WE GAVE AWAY AT OUR LIVE EVENT?
599
00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:34,038
YOU COULD ACTUALLY WIN A TRUCK LIVE AT A LIVE EVENT?
600
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,507
I NEED YOU TO FIND A GIVEAWAY TRUCK.
601
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:37,775
I GOT YOU, FAM.
602
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,245
The Muscle: I FOUND IT! THERE'S THE TRUCK RIGHT THERE.
603
00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:43,314
2018 DURAMAX 1-TON.
604
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,016
IT'S GOT THE ALLISON TRANSMISSION.
605
00:24:45,018 --> 00:24:47,852
IT'S GOT THE LONG BED, BARELY HAS ANY SCRATCHES IN IT.
606
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:49,421
IT'S HARDLY BEEN USED.
607
00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:54,025
The Muscle: I ADDED THE FIRST COAT OF TAN BEDLINER...
608
00:24:54,027 --> 00:24:56,127
MASKS ON!
609
00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:59,130
...THAT GAVE IT THE TOUGH MILITARY LOOK INSPIRED
610
00:24:59,132 --> 00:25:02,300
BY THE ORIGINAL US DURAMAX.
611
00:25:02,302 --> 00:25:04,301
I MANAGED THE LIFT-KIT INSTALLATION
612
00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:06,271
AND GAVE IT AGGRESSIVE STANCE.
613
00:25:06,273 --> 00:25:07,705
COME DOWN JUST A BIT. THERE WE GO.
614
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:12,777
AND I EVEN INSTALLED THE EPA-APPROVED AFTERMARKET TUNER.
615
00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,846
THEY ALL SEEM TO BE GOING TOGETHER WELL.
616
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,915
INTAKE, THAT'S OUT.
617
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:21,052
PUT THE NEW ONE IN AND EXHAUST.
618
00:25:23,156 --> 00:25:24,956
THESE PRODUCTS ARE GREAT.
619
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:29,127
THEY'LL ADD 98 ADDITIONAL HORSEPOWER,
620
00:25:29,129 --> 00:25:32,564
AND, LUCKY FOR ME, THEY'RE EASY TO INSTALL.
621
00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:35,367
ALRIGHT, MAN. WE GOT THE BANK SETUP IN.
622
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:36,768
IT'S READY NOW. OKAY.
623
00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:39,704
WELL, LET'S TAKE THIS THING OUT AND GO FEEL THE POWER.
624
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,506
YEAH. LET'S GO.
625
00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:43,708
SHIELD ON!
626
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,778
WHEN YOU DRIVE, AND YOU DON'T HAVE A WINDSHIELD,
627
00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,513
YOU HAVE TO WEAR ONE OF THESE.
628
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:52,250
SEAT BELT ON, BUDDY.
629
00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:54,185
THIS IS GOING TO GET REALLY DANGEROUS.
630
00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:02,626
IT'S DEFINITELY MORE RESPONSIVE.
631
00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:04,028
YOU CAN HEAR THAT INTAKE WORKING PRETTY GOOD.
632
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:07,499
I MEAN, WE ARE RIGHT NEXT TO IT WITH THE ODOMETER.
633
00:26:07,501 --> 00:26:09,100
LET'S OPEN HER UP A LITTLE BIT, HUH?
634
00:26:09,102 --> 00:26:10,001
YEAH, GIVE IT A PUNCH.
635
00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:13,538
OH, THAT'S WAY BETTER.
636
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,173
OH, YEAH.
637
00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:17,642
SHE LIKES TO GET UP AND GO NOW.
638
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,410
WOO-HOO!
639
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:22,514
SMOKE THEM IF YOU GOT THEM!
640
00:26:22,516 --> 00:26:25,617
I LOVE THAT TRUCK, AND ONCE I HELPED MANAGE
641
00:26:25,619 --> 00:26:29,587
ALL THE FINISHING TOUCHES, THE RESULTS WERE AMAZING!
642
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:31,756
AND THE WINNER AT MONSTER JUMP LIVE ON MEMORIAL DAY...
643
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,592
YOU WON A TRUCK!
644
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,561
...LOST HIS MIND!
645
00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:38,229
YEAH!
646
00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:43,601
BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL WE'RE DOING OUT HERE
647
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,903
LOOKING FOR STUFF!
648
00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:46,404
WHAT IS IT GOING TOWARDS?
649
00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:47,871
YOU KNOW HEAVY D.
650
00:26:47,873 --> 00:26:50,775
HE ALWAYS HAS THE CRAZIEST IDEAS FOR THE SIMPLEST TASKS!
651
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,810
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT SHOULD --
652
00:26:51,812 --> 00:26:53,778
WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
653
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:57,014
HEY, STOP YELLING!
654
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,916
WHO'S THERE?
655
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,318
MOM? GET OUT!
656
00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:13,097
WHY DID WE COME OUT HERE?
657
00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:14,832
I'M SORRY, HEAVY D!
658
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,367
I'M SORRY, MY WIFE.
659
00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:17,969
I'M SORRY, MY KIDS.
660
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,807
WE'RE TIRED.
661
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,509
WE'RE HUNGRY.
662
00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:28,446
WE'RE COLD, BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE SNATCH BLOCK,
663
00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,781
THE HOOK OR THE CABLE!
664
00:27:31,952 --> 00:27:32,950
YOU SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING, RIGHT?
665
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,351
YEAH.
666
00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:36,154
NOW THEY'RE DOING PARODIES OF OLD HORROR MOVIES.
667
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,955
I MEAN, I'M ENJOYING IT, THOUGH.
668
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,290
YEAH, BUT, DUDE, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
669
00:27:39,292 --> 00:27:40,692
TO SEND THEM OUT THERE AT NIGHT,
670
00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:42,494
AND, HONESTLY, THEY'VE BEEN OUT THERE LONG ENOUGH.
671
00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:43,761
THEY SHOULD HAVE FOUND IT BY NOW.
672
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,766
WHAT'S THAT?!
673
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:52,336
STOP. WHY ARE YOU YELLING? AW, MAN.
674
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,571
IT'S AN OWL!
675
00:27:53,573 --> 00:27:55,540
NO, THAT'S FAKE. NO WAY. THAT'S NOT FAKE.
676
00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:56,507
TOUCH IT.
677
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:57,308
I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT.
678
00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:59,010
TOUCH IT.
679
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:02,880
HEAVY D ALWAYS HAS US GET PARTS AT THE WORST TIME.
680
00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:05,783
LIKE THAT TIME THAT WE WENT TO GO GET THE TIRES,
681
00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,652
AND WE DID THE DOUGHNUTS IN THE SNOW?
682
00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:13,424
OF COURSE, HEAVY D BUYS SOME MYSTERY BATMOBILE ROCK CRAWLER.
683
00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:16,294
OH, MY GOODNESS.
684
00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:18,663
AND WE HAVE TO FIND THE SPECIALTY TIRES
685
00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:21,065
IT'S NEEDED TO GET IT ROLLING.
686
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,835
PUT YOUR NEGOTIATING SKILLS ON.
687
00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:25,703
ARE YOU RICK? -YEAH.
688
00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:27,238
-HOW YOU DOING, MAN? -GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
689
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,841
GOOD. SO ARE THE TIRES AND EVERYTHING HERE?
690
00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:31,609
YUP, EVERYTHING IS INSIDE STAYING OUT OF THE SNOW.
691
00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:33,578
CAN WE GO CHECK IT OUT? YEAH, LET'S GO.
692
00:28:35,949 --> 00:28:38,515
-OH, LOOK AT THAT THING.
693
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:39,683
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
694
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:41,686
RAD. WE'LL TAKE IT!
695
00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:43,921
WHOA, TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
696
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,857
Rick: '56 WILLYS, FUEL-INJECTED SMALL-BLOCK CHEVY,
697
00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:49,426
STRETCH THE FRONT A FOOT, CUT 2 FEET OFF THE BACK.
698
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:50,527
WHY'D YOU STRETCH THE FRONT?
699
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:52,263
TO GET THESE 4-INCH TIRES AWAY FROM THE CAB.
700
00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:53,498
-YEAH. -AND THAT WAY, YOU COULD TURN IT
701
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,699
BECAUSE OTHERWISE, IT'D BE HITTING IT.
702
00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:57,000
OKAY. I GOT TO SEE THIS INTERIOR.
703
00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:58,970
YOU JUST STUCK SOME TOYOTA 4RUNNER SEATS IN THERE,
704
00:28:58,972 --> 00:29:01,706
TRIPLE STICK, SHIFTERS FOR THE TWO TRANSFER CASES.
705
00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:02,607
CAN WE DRIVE IT?
706
00:29:02,609 --> 00:29:04,208
YEAH, KEY IS IN IT.
707
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,711
-GET IN. -LET'S PARTY.
708
00:29:06,713 --> 00:29:07,545
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?
709
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,680
BRO, I'M ALWAYS READY TO PARTY.
710
00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:14,352
DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT IS A BEAST!
711
00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:16,588
HERE WE GO.
712
00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:19,290
IT'S GAME TIME.
713
00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:20,557
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
714
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:23,594
WHEREVER WE WANT TO GO! THE WORLD IS OUR OYSTER!
715
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:25,963
OH, HO! GOING AROUND THE BUILDING!
716
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:26,965
TURN!
717
00:29:26,967 --> 00:29:29,433
-OH! -WOO-HOO!
718
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:30,668
WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
719
00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:32,003
THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
720
00:29:32,005 --> 00:29:33,671
THE BEST DAY EVER!
721
00:29:33,673 --> 00:29:36,007
-WOO! -YEAH, AH!
722
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,176
WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
723
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,411
DON'T GO INTO THE FENCE!
724
00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:42,080
OH, NO! NO BRAKES!
725
00:29:45,385 --> 00:29:46,517
ALRIGHT, GUYS.
726
00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:50,321
HERE THEY ARE, 54-INCH 1950 20-INCH WHEELS.
727
00:29:50,323 --> 00:29:52,257
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAME.
728
00:29:52,259 --> 00:29:53,791
THESE LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.
729
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:55,026
HOW MANY MILES DO THEY HAVE ON THEM?
730
00:29:55,028 --> 00:29:57,394
-MAYBE 500 IN THE DIRT. -OKAY.
731
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,564
LITTLE BIT OF ROCKS TOO, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE A LITTLE BIT.
732
00:29:59,566 --> 00:30:03,534
SO, WOULD YOU TAKE $400 A TIRE FOR THEM?
733
00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:05,536
SIX AND A QUARTER.
734
00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,204
$450? NO WAY.
735
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,806
CUSTOM WHEELS COST MORE THAN THAT.
736
00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:12,576
ALRIGHT. I'LL MAKE YOU A REAL DEAL.
737
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:15,913
500 BUCKS PER WHEEL AND TIRE,
738
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:20,685
AND YOU GET TO SPEND THE DAY WITH DIESEL DAVE
739
00:30:20,687 --> 00:30:23,621
IN THE ROCK CRAWLER AT MOAB.
740
00:30:23,623 --> 00:30:25,389
HOLD ON. I NEED TO CONFER WITH MY CONSULTANT HERE.
741
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:26,891
WHAT? TURN AROUND.
742
00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:29,093
IF WE SELL IT BEFORE HE GETS TO RIDE IN IT,
743
00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:30,428
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
744
00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:33,931
I'M GOING TO RUN, BUT BY THEN, THE DEAL WILL BE DONE.
745
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,333
YOU GOT A DEAL? DUDE, THAT'S A DEAL.
746
00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:36,467
HELL YEAH! HECK YEAH!
747
00:30:36,469 --> 00:30:38,035
YEAH! SEE? THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!
748
00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:38,970
-YEAH. -YEAH!
749
00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:40,872
-DOPE. -OH, THAT WAS A GOOD TIME.
750
00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:42,907
YEAH, THAT WAS FUN.
751
00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,208
IT WAS FUN.
752
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,077
X-RAYING THE WELDS TO FIND THE WEAKEST LINK
753
00:30:46,079 --> 00:30:47,778
WAS PRETTY COOL, TOO.
754
00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:50,514
THIS IS WELD ONE. WE HAVE SOME DISCONTINUITIES.
755
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:51,949
THE WELD ACTUALLY DIDN'T PENETRATE
756
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,684
INTO THE PIPE VERY GOOD.
757
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:54,952
THE WELDS WERE BAD,
758
00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:58,589
SO WE HAD RUSH STEP IN AND FIX ALL OF THEM.
759
00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,624
THE BIGGEST CONCERN THAT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
760
00:31:00,626 --> 00:31:02,927
IS SUBLAYER POROSITY.
761
00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,161
SUB WHAT?
762
00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,364
SO IT'S LIKE A PERFORATION IN YOUR NOTEBOOK
763
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,366
WHEN YOU TEAR THAT PAPER OUT, AND IT HAS THAT DOTTED LINE,
764
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,134
LIKE, WHERE THOSE LITTLE PERFORATIONS ARE?
765
00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:11,302
NOT GOOD.
766
00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:12,937
NOT GOOD BECAUSE THAT MAKES THE WELD TEAR EASY.
767
00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,939
LISTEN, I COULD LISTEN TO YOU TALK
768
00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,275
ABOUT PERL-OSITIES FOR DAYS.
769
00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:21,245
GIVE ME THE GRINDER. I'M GOING TO GO TO WORK.
770
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:23,480
GRINDER. I WOULD PREFER TO HAVE GLOVES.
771
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,449
AW, MAN, ARE YOUR HANDS GOING TO FIT IN THOSE THINGS?
772
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:26,351
PROBABLY NOT. YEAH, YEAH.
773
00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:27,718
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
774
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,754
"IF IT DOESN'T FIT, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY QUIT."
775
00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:32,423
I MEAN, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
776
00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:33,724
WASN'T THAT IT?
777
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,332
THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR BASE MATERIAL.
778
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,633
OBVIOUSLY.
779
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,635
AND THIS IS THE TWO THAT ACTUALLY COAX INTO HERE,
780
00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:48,572
SO WE WANT TO ACTUALLY FIND WHERE THOSE TWO TUBES INTERSECT,
781
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,874
AND THAT'S WHERE WE WANT TO MAKE OUR CUT.
782
00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:51,008
OKAY.
783
00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:01,085
WHAT ABOUT LIKE THAT, RUSH?
784
00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:02,520
OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
785
00:32:02,522 --> 00:32:05,322
Joel: NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE, HE'S GOING TO HAVE A FULL OPEN ROOT,
786
00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,592
SO HE'S GOING TO BE ABLE TO WELD ALL THE WAY DOWN AND MAKE SURE
787
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,727
WE'RE GETTING 100 PERCENT PENETRATION INTO THAT JOINT.
788
00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:11,262
I'M READY.
789
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,167
YEAH, SO YOU HEAR THAT FRYING-BACON NOISE?
790
00:32:16,169 --> 00:32:18,068
I KNOW YOU KNOW THE SOUND OF BACON FRYING IN A PAN.
791
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,203
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, I DO.
792
00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:20,405
THAT'S THE EXACT SOUND THAT YOU WANT.
793
00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:21,873
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT SPUTTERING.
794
00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:24,808
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A NICE GOOD WELD.
795
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,944
IT'S ON FIRE!
796
00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:30,815
YOU REALLY STACK SOME KNIVES YEAH, LOOK AT THAT!
797
00:32:30,817 --> 00:32:33,117
ONCE I HELPED RUSH FIX THE WELDS...
798
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:39,523
-TO THE RIGHT. -...WE FIXED THE REAR STEERING.
799
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,925
WE GAVE IT A "DIESEL BROTHERS" TOUCH.
800
00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,427
I MADE A KICK-ASS VIDEO.
801
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:46,097
ACTION!
802
00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,131
DON'T FILM ME YET, MAN.
803
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,100
AND WE SOLD IT IN NO TIME.
804
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,602
OH, WOW, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
805
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,510
MAN, THIS PLACE IS CREEPY.
806
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:02,847
I'M FREAKING HUNGRY.
807
00:33:02,849 --> 00:33:05,682
IT'S EVEN CREEPIER THAN THAT TIME I WENT WITH SAM
808
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,418
TO GO GET THE STUFF FOR THE BIKE.
809
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,155
I'VE BEEN TINKERING WITH THIS IDEA OF PUTTING
810
00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,323
A SMALL DIESEL ENGINE HUB-CENTRIC
811
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,259
IN THE FRONT WHEEL OF A BICYCLE.
812
00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:19,296
OF COURSE, SAM GETS HEAVY D ON BOARD WITH THIS CRAZY IDEA
813
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,965
TO MAKE A DIESEL-POWERED BICYCLE.
814
00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,834
WE FIND HIM A PERFECT BIKE.
815
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:24,902
-OH-HO-HO-HO-HO! -IT'S THE FAT-TIRE BIKE.
816
00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:25,903
HEY!
817
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:27,905
THEN I KNEW JUST THE PLACE
818
00:33:27,907 --> 00:33:32,309
TO FIND A TINY DIESEL ENGINE TO POWER IT.
819
00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:34,077
TRAVIS!
820
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:35,746
-SUP, MUSCLE? -WHAT UP, DUDE?
821
00:33:35,748 --> 00:33:36,747
HOW YOU DOING?
822
00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:38,482
I'M DOING A LOT BETTER THAN THAT IS.
823
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,450
NO KIDDING.
824
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:40,584
-IT'S A BIT SMOKY. -WHAT'S GOING ON?
825
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:41,785
JUST TRYING TO GET IT RUNNING.
826
00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:42,720
YOU WANT US TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT?
827
00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:44,055
GIVE IT A TRY, YEAH.
828
00:33:44,057 --> 00:33:46,623
I MEAN, I GOT SAM HERE.
829
00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,059
HE'S KIND OF THE GUY. I JUST DRIVE IT.
830
00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:50,261
HE TELLS ME WHAT'S WRONG.
831
00:33:50,263 --> 00:33:51,562
SO, ARE WE GOING TO SEAT BELT IN?
832
00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:52,829
OR WE JUST GOING TO... JUST SHUT UP AND GET IN, SAM.
833
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:55,833
TAKE IT EASY.
834
00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:57,200
TAKE IT EASY? YEAH.
835
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:58,802
WE'LL TAKE IT EASY.
836
00:34:02,642 --> 00:34:05,676
-EASY! -IT'S SMOKING A LOT!
837
00:34:05,678 --> 00:34:09,080
TURN IT. TURN IT. WOO!
838
00:34:09,082 --> 00:34:11,482
YEAH, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH IT, I'M CERTAIN.
839
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:15,185
AH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
840
00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,587
I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.
841
00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:18,723
SAM, TELL HIM.
842
00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,524
WELL, FROM THE LOOKS OF IT,
843
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:22,627
THAT MUCH SMOKE IS TYPICALLY FROM OIL.
844
00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:24,328
PROBABLY NEEDS A TOP-END REBUILD,
845
00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:26,230
AND POSSIBLY, WE CAN GO AHEAD AND PULL THE PISTON OUT
846
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,733
AND PUT SOME NEW RINGS ON IT AND REHONE IT.
847
00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:29,700
ALRIGHT.
848
00:34:29,702 --> 00:34:30,901
SO YOU GOT A PROJECT ON YOUR HANDS.
849
00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:32,369
YUP. BUT YOU KNOW WHY WE CAME.
850
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:34,271
YEAH. WHERE ARE THOSE MOTORS AT?
851
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,506
I GOT A COUPLE IN THE RAT ROOM OVER HERE.
852
00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:37,708
THE WHAT? THE RAT ROOM.
853
00:34:37,710 --> 00:34:39,110
RAT ROOM?
854
00:34:39,112 --> 00:34:40,444
YEAH, WHEN WE FIRST MOVED IN,
855
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,446
HERE THERE WERE RATS ALL OVER IN THERE, SO...
856
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,081
BUT NOT ANYMORE? NOT ANYMORE, NO.
857
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,082
THEY'RE GONE NOW. OKAY.
858
00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,383
SO, YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD.
859
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,252
I HAVE A REALLY BIG FEAR OF RATS.
860
00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,720
YEAH, YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
861
00:34:49,722 --> 00:34:52,823
HEY, LISTEN.
862
00:34:52,825 --> 00:34:54,725
I'M GOING TO GO IN THERE WITH YOU,
863
00:34:54,727 --> 00:34:57,260
BUT I'M NOT MOVING AROUND.
864
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,428
I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
865
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,298
IF I SEE A RAT, I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT.
866
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,699
YOU GOT A SNOWBLOWER, GASOLINE ENGINE.
867
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:03,968
THIS COULD POTENTIALLY BE DIESEL.
868
00:35:03,970 --> 00:35:08,405
IT'S A MINI TRACT BUCKET LOADER.
869
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:11,742
NO, UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S A V-TWIN GASOLINE.
870
00:35:11,744 --> 00:35:14,244
SO THAT'S NOT GOING TO CUT IT. AHA!
871
00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:16,780
AW, , DID YOU FIND A RAT?
872
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,750
I SEE THE INJECTION PUMP RIGHT HERE, DECOMPRESSION VALVE,
873
00:35:19,752 --> 00:35:23,187
SO THIS IS DEFINITELY A SMALL DIESEL ENGINE.
874
00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,621
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
875
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,390
OH!
876
00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:27,525
OH, IT'S A HAND CRANK.
877
00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:29,593
LIKE, IT DOESN'T HAVE A PULL START.
878
00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:31,128
THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE.
879
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:33,097
THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF FUN.
880
00:35:33,099 --> 00:35:34,965
IS THERE A RAT?
881
00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,767
LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
882
00:35:36,769 --> 00:35:37,668
WE'RE NOT DONE!
883
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:39,002
DO YOU WANT TO DIE BY BEING EATEN BY RATS?
884
00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:40,470
I DON'T.
885
00:35:41,841 --> 00:35:44,941
MAKING WEIRD NOISES AND STUFF.
886
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,510
AHA, HERE'S SOMETHING!
887
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:47,645
YOU FOUND -- OH.
888
00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:51,348
IS ANOTHER DIESEL.
889
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,650
HEY, HEY, LOOK AT THAT!
890
00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:56,119
THAT ONE'S EVEN SMALLER. EVEN SHORTER AND PULL START.
891
00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:58,989
I'D MUCH RATHER HAVE THE PULL-START STYLE
892
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,825
OF DIESEL FOR THIS BUILD.
893
00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:02,226
WELL, LISTEN, I REALLY WANT
894
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,794
TO GET OUT OF THIS ROOM, SO IS THIS IT?
895
00:36:03,796 --> 00:36:05,929
YEAH. SEE?
896
00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:08,265
LOOK, RATS EVEN ATE THROUGH THE BAG!
897
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,601
NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE, MAN.
898
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:12,770
NOT CREEPIER THAN THE RAT SHED.
899
00:36:12,772 --> 00:36:14,938
BESIDES, IT WAS ALL WORTH IT
900
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,274
BECAUSE SAM TOOK THAT TINY PIECE OF MOTOR.
901
00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:20,177
HE PUT IT IN THE FRONT WHEEL OF A BICYCLE...
902
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:21,512
JUST KIND OF SET THE ENGINE IN THERE
903
00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:23,647
AND MAYBE BRING THE FRAME OVER.
904
00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:26,149
THAT JUST LOOKS INSANE, DUDE.
905
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:28,685
Diesel Dave: ...AND COMPLETED THE ONLY DIESEL-POWERED
906
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,954
BICYCLE ON THE PLANET.
907
00:36:29,956 --> 00:36:31,622
THAT'S ON THE HIGH!
908
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:34,591
WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO.
909
00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:37,828
IT RAISED A TON OF MONEY AT THE AUCTION FOR JUVENILE DIABETES.
910
00:36:37,830 --> 00:36:41,432
THERE'S $9,500.
911
00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:45,736
MAN, YOU REALLY START ONE PLACE AND END UP IN ANOTHER, HUH?
912
00:36:45,738 --> 00:36:48,004
KIND OF LIKE TONIGHT.
913
00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:50,074
HEY, DIESEL!
914
00:36:50,076 --> 00:36:52,209
WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
915
00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:55,212
I THINK THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.
916
00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,914
OH, YEAH! FOUND IT!
917
00:36:57,984 --> 00:36:59,383
WHAT THE HELL? DUDE, I'M OUT OF HERE.
918
00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,285
WHAT IS IT? RUN!
919
00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:13,731
AH, THIS PLACE IS CREEPY, MAN.
920
00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:16,967
I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S HERE WITH US.
921
00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:25,008
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR ONE SECOND YOU'RE SCARED.
922
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,444
WHY? YOU NEVER ARE SCARED!
923
00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:34,117
WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
924
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:36,520
WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO.
925
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,231
HEY, THERE'S THE GROUND.
926
00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:48,765
FULL THROTTLE!
927
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,100
WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
928
00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,443
WHOA, MAN DOWN.
929
00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,165
RUN! OH, NO.
930
00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:22,299
I DROPPED THE BURRITO!
931
00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:23,567
WAIT, NO! NO, NO, NO!
932
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:24,802
NO, WE CAN'T! WE GOT TO BACK!
933
00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:26,737
IT'S NOT WORTH IT! WE GOT TO GO BACK!
934
00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:30,541
IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
935
00:38:30,543 --> 00:38:32,576
MUSCLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
936
00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:33,844
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I DOING?
937
00:38:33,846 --> 00:38:35,112
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE'S JUST STANDING HERE.
938
00:38:35,114 --> 00:38:37,480
OH, I COME HERE AFTER HOURS TO WORK ON MY SNOWCOACH
939
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:38,849
WHEN I GOT OFF WORK.
940
00:38:38,851 --> 00:38:40,617
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN US? I WAS WORKING ON THIS THING.
941
00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:41,752
I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. THAT WAS HIM.
942
00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:44,487
NO, THAT WASN'T ME. THAT WAS THE GHOST.
943
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:47,124
WELL, EITHER WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHO IT WAS,
944
00:38:47,126 --> 00:38:50,661
BUT WE CAME OUT HERE TO FIND SNATCH BLOCK, CABLES AND HOOKS.
945
00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:52,762
YES, SHOULD BE OVER THERE IN THE BACK OF THE 5-TON.
946
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:55,499
WAIT, HEAVY D KNEW YOU WERE HERE?
947
00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:57,101
YEAH, HE NORMALLY KNOWS I COME HERE AFTER WORK.
948
00:38:57,103 --> 00:38:58,669
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. AND HE SENT US TO COME DO THIS?
949
00:38:58,671 --> 00:39:00,671
HE KNEW SAM WAS HERE AND HE...
950
00:39:00,673 --> 00:39:02,973
OKAY, SAM, SHOW US WHERE THAT STUFF IS AT RIGHT NOW...
951
00:39:02,975 --> 00:39:04,875
AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO TOILET PAPER HEAVY D'S HOUSE.
952
00:39:04,877 --> 00:39:05,876
...RIGHT NOW.
953
00:39:05,878 --> 00:39:07,010
RIDICULOUS.
954
00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:10,280
ALRIGHT, GUYS. HERE'S THE CABLE AND THE SNATCH BLOCK
955
00:39:10,282 --> 00:39:12,182
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR IN THE BACK OF THE 5-TON.
956
00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:15,752
OH, IT'S RIGHT THERE! THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
957
00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:18,022
-HEY, GOOD NEWS IS... -WHAT?
958
00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:19,456
...USUALLY, THE EMBARRASSING STUFF DOESN'T ACTUALLY
959
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,891
MAKE IT INTO THE EPISODE.
960
00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:27,697
WHOA! I AM THE PARTS GENIE.
961
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,833
ALRIGHT. NOW THIS IS THE MONEY SHOT.
962
00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:32,269
SHOW, LIKE, A LITTLE BELLY BUTTON OR WHAT?
963
00:39:32,271 --> 00:39:34,538
OKAY, I WANT YOU GUYS TO TAKE ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
964
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:35,606
I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
965
00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:37,207
I THINK I'M DRAWING THE LINE.
966
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:40,878
TIRED, JUST TURNED 33.
967
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,681
MAN, JUST THE ORDINARY TASKS THAT USED TO BE JUST EASY...
968
00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,216
I'VE NOTICED THAT, TOO.
969
00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:47,484
REALLY STARTING TO CATCH UP TO ME.
970
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:48,585
YEAH.
971
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:49,719
MAYBE IT WAS WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST.
972
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,856
I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT?
973
00:39:51,858 --> 00:39:54,257
MAKING THESE BODY LINES PERFECT.
974
00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:56,093
HANS, WHY DON'T YOU HOLD THIS REAL QUICK FOR ME?
975
00:39:56,095 --> 00:39:58,829
AND WE'LL JUST -- LET ME MOVE ON TO...
976
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:00,531
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD HELP.
977
00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:02,332
THIS WAY. BACK IN!
978
00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:05,269
NOW FASTER!
979
00:40:05,271 --> 00:40:06,871
OH, NICE.
980
00:40:08,908 --> 00:40:11,508
THERE YOU GO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
981
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,277
THAT'S FOR SAM. THAT'S FOR SAM?
982
00:40:13,279 --> 00:40:15,145
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO CARRY THIS?
983
00:40:15,147 --> 00:40:16,546
NO, I DON'T.
984
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,982
YOU KNOW I DON'T BECAUSE I'M READY FOR THIS.
985
00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,617
OKAY, WE'VE GOT THE SNATCH BLOCK, HOOK AND CABLE.
986
00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:21,752
SEE YOU AROUND.
987
00:40:21,754 --> 00:40:23,086
ALRIGHT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
988
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,888
THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR.
989
00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:33,130
I'M JUST REALLY GLAD WE GOT OUT OF THERE.
990
00:40:33,132 --> 00:40:35,098
I SAY WE GET THE STUFF UP TO HEAVY D
991
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,200
AND GET ON WITH OUR LIVES.
992
00:40:36,202 --> 00:40:37,401
I'M PROUD OF US. WHY?
993
00:40:37,403 --> 00:40:38,969
WE OVERCAME OUR FEARS.
994
00:40:38,971 --> 00:40:40,303
WE COMPLETED THAT MISSION.
995
00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:41,838
WE DID COMPLETE IT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
996
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,641
I DIDN'T OVERCOME ANY FEARS. I'M STILL SCARED AS HELL.
997
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:47,410
WAIT, HOLD ON. PLAY THAT GREEDO PART BACK AGAIN.
998
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,315
LET'S SEE.
999
00:40:51,317 --> 00:40:54,918
WHAT ARE... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
1000
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,121
HEY, BOYS. WHERE'S THOSE PARTS AT?
1001
00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,222
THEY'RE RIGHT DOWN THERE.
1002
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,391
WHY ARE THERE CAMERAS WHERE WE JUST WERE?
1003
00:41:01,393 --> 00:41:02,592
YOU GOT THEM BACK? YOU BROUGHT THE PARTS?
1004
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:03,694
YES! OKAY, COOL.
1005
00:41:03,696 --> 00:41:04,828
I'LL PROBABLY JUST HAVE SAM
1006
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,096
RUN THOSE BACK OVER TO THE YARD TOMORROW.
1007
00:41:06,098 --> 00:41:07,498
WHAT?
1008
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,166
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO FIND THEM, HONESTLY.
1009
00:41:09,168 --> 00:41:11,035
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BEING AN EMERGENCY
1010
00:41:11,037 --> 00:41:11,969
THAT COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW?
1011
00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:13,304
-IT WAS AN EMERGENCY. -WHAT?
1012
00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:15,172
WE HAD TO TEST OUT THE NEW SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM.
1013
00:41:15,174 --> 00:41:16,840
WAIT, HOLD ON.
1014
00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:18,508
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN WATCHING US LITTLE IDIOTS
1015
00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:19,910
OUT THERE DOING NOTHING?
1016
00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:22,746
I NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE OVERFLOW LOT
1017
00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:24,748
BECAUSE THERE'S ALL SORTS OF PARTS AND PROJECTS OVER THERE
1018
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:27,350
THAT COULD ONE DAY BE, YOU KNOW, A BADASS B.
1019
00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,086
IF THEY WALK OFF OR GET STOLEN,
1020
00:41:29,088 --> 00:41:31,388
I'M GOING TO HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO GO FROM THERE.
1021
00:41:31,390 --> 00:41:32,456
OH, BOY.
1022
00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:33,523
THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU GUYS TO GO
1023
00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:34,692
BECAUSE SAM, HE KNOWS WHERE THE CAMERAS ARE.
1024
00:41:34,694 --> 00:41:37,761
I NEEDED SOME UNSUSPECTING AVERAGE
1025
00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:39,195
RUN-OF-THE-MILL CRIMINALS.
1026
00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:40,998
NO, ABOVE AVERAGE, HANDSOME...
1027
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,265
VERY ABOVE AVERAGE.
1028
00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:43,200
YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE GUYS FROM "HOME ALONE"?
1029
00:41:43,202 --> 00:41:44,001
-...DARING. -YEAH.
1030
00:41:44,003 --> 00:41:45,201
THAT'S YOU GUYS.
1031
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,171
I TOLD YOU, ALL THE STUPID
1032
00:41:47,173 --> 00:41:49,172
THAT WE DO ALWAYS ENDS UP ON TV.
1033
00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,675
HEY, I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HARD WORK.
1034
00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:52,576
-PFF. -UNBELIEVABLE.
1035
00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,777
-YOU GUYS DID GOOD. -PFF.
1036
00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,479
HEY, MORGAN? YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT SAM IS UP TO?
1037
00:41:55,481 --> 00:41:56,279
YEAH, FOR SURE.
1038
00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:57,848
-PFF! -PFF.
1038
00:41:58,305 --> 00:42:58,262