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[static]

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[program jingle]

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[interference]

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Briefly ahead of "No Cambié,"
Tamara had presented herself in the media

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as the girlfriend of Paco Porras,
the clairvoyant.

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What became of Paco Porras?

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In one of his last appearances
on television, he told a horrifying story.

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He said he had been kidnapped
by a secret society in the town of Altea

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and that he'd been tortured
and sexually abused for months.

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Many thought he was lying, of course.

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At the end of the day, who is Paco Porras?

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Someone who claims to read the future
in fruit and vegetables.

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But even the harshest skeptics know

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that within every lie
there's a spark of truth.

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And if the truth
behind Paco Porras is proportionate

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to the size of the supposed lies
that spill out of his mouth…

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[drumroll]

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…well, then that truth is

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blinding. [voice echoes]

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[metallic clank]

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[tires screeching]

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[indistinct voice on TV]

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-Evening, my dear. I've arrived.
-They'll be with you in a moment.

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-I appreciate your patience.
-Sure.

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Podemos was not born simply
to play a testimonial role.

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We were born to win, to show Spain

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that we can put an end
to its bipartisan political system.

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As of tomorrow…

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What a disgrace!

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An atrocity! And a… shame
to reach this age to witness this.

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[on TV] …five million votes.

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We are the biggest party
representing the working class…

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[tires screeching]

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[voice on TV continues, fades]

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[techno music over speaker]

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Hey, if you voted for him, I'm sorry.

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I, uh, have a lot of respect
for everyone's choices.

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People like me learn to surrender
to the changing tides of society,

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even if they lead us to damnation.

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You said people like you? Right-wingers?

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No, clairvoyants.

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-What've you come here for?
-[Paco] For a tarot reading.

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I show up, spout some nonsense,

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slip in a dirty joke
for a bit of flavor, then I'm off.

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But what matters,
the real stuff, the good stuff…

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No one wants to hear the good stuff.

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[bottles tinkling]

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Go, ask me a big question. Go.

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Uh… When's the apocalypse coming?

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Three years from now,
in 2018. Next question.

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Why do I feel like
I've already seen your face?

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Well, I dunno. It's my first time here.
I dunno where you've seen me before.

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No, no, no.
We know each other from somewhere.

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Goodness, they don't mess around here,
do they? What we've come to.

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I don't get spooked easily though.
I've got my fair share of baggage.

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I really do.

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In my prime,
I frequented the most exclusive spots.

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[nostalgic music]

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I've thrown parties
that if the world knew about…

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Who was in attendance,
all the filthy things they've done…

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Heads would roll
and governments would fall.

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I was once invited to a massive wedding
at a ministry they closed down for us.

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There was a raffle and the winner
could put whatever they liked

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in their country's constitution.

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Change an article
or draw a picture of a big cock.

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A free-for-all.

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And when dawn broke,
we would all gather naked

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in front of an altar
and sip some "chempagne."

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"Chempagne"?

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"Chempagne" is champagne
served in the skull of Che Guevara.

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I know who you are now.

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You're Paco Porras.

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-Ah! [laughs nervously]
-[crystal tinkling]

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Oh, damn, I…

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What a surprise!

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I thought I was ancient history

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for the younger generation,
more like a crumbling statue.

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Paco, but how could I forget you, honey?

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I watched you on TV
all the time with my mother.

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-You are so funny.
-Your mother sounds charming.

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Give her a big hug for me
and tell her to eat her vegetables.

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[both chuckle]

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One moment, okay?

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[ominous music playing]

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So, uh… You got any of your fruits
and veggies with you?

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[Paco] For fruitology?

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I usually reserve that stuff
for more private events.

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Those years on TV gave me a bad rep.

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I prefer to live
a more discreet life nowadays.

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-On me.
-[Paco] You're such a doll.

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[dominatrix laughs]

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It has been a while
since I've found a halfway decent gig

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in a high-end venue.

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If this is the beginning of a good spell,
it's because you've brought me luck.

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Well, I hope so, Paco.

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You be safe.

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-Goodbye.
-See you.

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[ominous music playing]

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THEY'VE LIED TO YOU.
GET OUT THROUGH THE GARAGE EXIT. NOW!

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[techno music playing faintly]

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[muffled music]

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[faint drumbeat]

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[static buzz]

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[drumbeat turns ominous]

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[buzzing, music intensifies]

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[buzzing, music fades]

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[eerie whispering]

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Hey! What's going on?
What's going on? What's happening?

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Careful. Careful.
Please don't hurt me. I beg you!

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No! Wait! Where are you taking me?

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Wait. Why don't we calm down
and speak like adults?

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-[whoosh]
-[grunts in pain]

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[Paco] I'm a senior citizen!

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I'm a senior citizen!

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Please don't hurt me. Please!

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[techno music intensifies]

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[indistinct party chatter]

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-[whistling]
-[noisy chatter]

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[music continues]

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[grunts]

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-[music stops]
-[liquid pattering]

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[trickling]

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[guns cocking]

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[heels clicking]

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[music continues]

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["Superestar" by Tamara playing]

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SUPERSTAR

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[wicked chuckling]

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BRING ME THE HEAD OF PACO PORRAS

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EPISODE 4

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[song ends]

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Hello, hi.

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[sighs]

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-[dominatrix] Paco.
-Hmm?

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[grunts]

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What's for lunch today?

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Honestly. I'm to the point
you show me a drumstick

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and I'm not sure if it's for eating
or shoving up my butthole.

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[whispering] Paco, listen to me.

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[Paco grunts]

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[sighs]

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I think I've found a way
to get you out of here.

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There is a secret passage
between the kitchen and the back garden.

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It's where they take out the trash.

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Well, thank you for the offer.
I didn't love the analogy though.

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But I don't think it's worth
putting myself in danger.

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-Paco, but why?
-Because we'll get caught.

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And they'll stretch my butthole
as wide as a watermelon.

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-And you they'll hang up like a cured ham.
-What makes you think so?

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Is it because you don't trust me?

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[Paco scoffs]

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Is it because I'm a woman?

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I've been reading on the internet
that you're a major misogynist, you know?

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Well…

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I am many things.

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Well, I don't believe
you're such a horrible person.

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You just like
being the center of attention.

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[laughs] Then I'm right
where I should be, huh?

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Of course I trust you.

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It's me. I don't think
I'm a fortunate guy.

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I'm not a lucky person,
to be quite honest.

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So, if I had even a little faith,
I'd be the world's biggest moron.

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-Have you always felt like this?
-Not at all.

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Well then,

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what happened to you?

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It's not exactly a fairy tale.

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[nostalgic music playing]

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As I was saying,
I was the happiest of children.

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[celestial tinkling]

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[Paco] I had a privileged childhood.

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For example, while other kids
had imaginary friends,

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I was visited by saints,
virgins, and martyrs.

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I was like the kid
in Marcelino, Pan y Vino.

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You might not know it
but it's like Harry Potter for Catholics.

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I was well aware
I wasn't just an ordinary child,

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but one morning,
I discovered my real talent.

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[eerie whispering]

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-[machine-gun fire]
-[terrified screams]

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[Paco] I had the ability to see the future
in fruits and vegetables.

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[explosions]

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[Paco] I needed something
bigger than the Bible.

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So, I immersed myself in the world
of occultism and parapsychology.

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My world kept growing bigger and bigger.

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[disturbing moan]

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[Paco] I started to make a name for myself
before I got my first pimple.

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At 13 years old, I was awarded
the Silver Shell for best mentalist

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at the San Sebastián Magic Festival.

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-[cameras clicking, applause]
-[woman] Bravo!

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[Paco] I also took my first steps
into the world of show business

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at a very young age.

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My parents, who were directors
at the town's puppet theater of El Retiro,

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invited me to join them
on a television show.

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-[puppet] I'm very well, thank you.
-[Paco] I played Tejerín.

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Inspired by
Lieutenant Colonel Antonio Tejero.

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-[uproar]
-[applause]

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[Paco] In order to get into character,
I studied him in depth.

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Everybody on the ground! Sit down, dammit!

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And I discovered that Tejero had
some truly fascinating ideas.

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But my parents had other ideas.

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-Oh, no!
-I told you--

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-[Paco] Stricter, less tolerant ideas.
-No, Papa! Papa, no!

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That was my first run-in with censorship.

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To regain my confidence,

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I asked a pineapple to show me
what I would be like as an adult.

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-[eerie whispering]
-[paranormal shimmer]

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[grunts]

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[Paco] I liked what I saw so much

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that I decided to refashion my puppet
to look like me as an adult.

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I named him "Paquito Churros."
And his time would come.

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-♪ We are, we are, we are gnomes ♪
-We are gnomes?

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[Paco] Meanwhile, I continued developing
my career as a cartoon dubbing artist.

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-Around the world with Willy Fog.
-[growling] Around, round, around…

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I also appeared in the movie
Miedo a Salir de Noche.

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I almost didn't survive
'cause the director,

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who was a bit of a sadist,

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told the other actors
to beat me up for real.

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[dominatrix] That's awful!
And what did you do?

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Huh?

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I'm sure
you reported this director, right?

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[Paco] I mean, you know.

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In film, it's like that.

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Eloy, though? Genius, honestly.

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-Bit of a commie, but what can you do?
-You and commies.

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What have you got against them?

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What do you mean? They're leeches, honey.
Who likes to get their blood sucked?

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I respect everybody, okay?
I haven't even asked which way you swing.

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Well, I don't make it my business
to judge others.

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[Paco inhales]

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[sighs]

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Why don't I finish this story
and then tell me how you feel?

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[Paco] In the '90s, I moved
to one of the most spectacular houses

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in all of Madrid.

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That palace had been home
to marquises, countesses,

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and Isabel II's doctor, a huge perv,

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who'd slept in
every single whorehouse in Madrid.

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That place had so much history,
so much magic,

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so much mystery,
that the ghosts had to join a waitlist

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to give you a haunt.

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Let's see. Right now, you're at the height
of your bullfighting career,

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as I had predicted.

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And what you really need is a woman.

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A nice, discreet one,
from a humble background,

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who'll put up with you.

245
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-And drink plenty of spirulina.
-[murmurs]

246
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Hey, you folks, back there!
Keep it down, please!

247
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My fruitology practice was very popular.

248
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But what really catapulted me into fame
was my segment on Tiempo de Marte.

249
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-Paco Porras!
-[TV jingle]

250
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,080
[Paco] That's where I became
the Paco Porras I always dreamed of.

251
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FRUITOLOGIST

252
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-Hey there.
-[Macarena] Hi, Paco. Welcome to the show.

253
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,000
-[Joaquín] Welcome.
-It's an honor to be with you guys.

254
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,160
What do you have there, Paco?

255
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,440
I decided to come
with a bit of light reading.

256
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,200
[chuckling]

257
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,760
[Paco] The end of the 20th century
was pretty good to me.

258
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,640
But when the 21st century came…

259
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,080
-[thud]
-[celestial tinkling]

260
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,760
…I was struck by a curse.

261
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,480
[tinkling fades]

262
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,960
[Paco] Disaster began the day
I received an extraordinary invitation.

263
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,640
[wind gusting]

264
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:15,160
-[thunder rumbling]
-[intriguing music playing]

265
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,400
[Paco] It was from a secret society.

266
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,560
They wanted to meet me in
one of the most magical spots in Madrid.

267
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,480
The Tooth Fairy Museum on Arenal Street.

268
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,880
[music continues]

269
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:34,360
[on TV] He placed it next to the tooth,
under her pillow and waited, determined,

270
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,640
until sleep overcame him,
only to wake up face-to-face with him.

271
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A very old little mouse!

272
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,040
He transformed him with his magic… Poof!

273
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:47,200
…so they could leave the palace together
onto Jacometrezo Street.

274
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,080
And once they had made it
past the fearsome cat,

275
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he and the little mouse
continued on their merry way

276
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,600
down the busy streets of Madrid.

277
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,160
[mysterious music continues]

278
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,600
[mice squeaking]

279
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,520
[tinkling]

280
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,800
[squeaking continues]

281
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,120
[magical tinkling]

282
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,400
[paranormal shimmer]

283
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,640
[soft drumroll]

284
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,320
[Paco] Hmm.

285
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,720
-[wind gusting]
-[unsettling music]

286
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,600
[metronome ticking]

287
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,040
No, what?

288
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,000
[music turns sinister]

289
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,000
[wolf howling]

290
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,680
[Paco scoffs]

291
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,160
[ominous chanting]

292
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,080
[Paco] Oh, come on. Move! Please.

293
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,080
[music, metronome stops]

294
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,120
[sinister hum]

295
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:59,000
[Paco] Among the people who'd summoned me,
there were entrepreneurs, ministers,

296
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and members of the Royal Spanish Academy.

297
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,440
They called themselves "Kilometer 0."

298
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,320
[ominous drumroll]

299
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,160
[men] ♪ Alastor ♪

300
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,760
[wolf howling]

301
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,560
My God. Why'd you put that
in the middle of your flag?

302
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,800
You mean, this majestic and mystical bull?

303
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,320
You had tons of animals to pick from
but you chose to smack that

304
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,280
on the Spanish flag.

305
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:34,240
-I dunno, um, a bird of prey, a--
-You seem disappointed.

306
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,960
I mean, look, when you wrote and explained

307
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,800
that you watch over
the material and spiritual order of Spain,

308
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,320
I expected something more impressive.

309
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,840
We don't subscribe
to any kind of political philosophy.

310
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,680
And all philosophies are welcome.

311
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,600
Have you got any communists in here?

312
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,080
No, I'm kidding.

313
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,000
If you did,
they would've stolen the curtains by now.

314
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,280
Spain is way more
than a geographical area!

315
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,760
If we look at it
from a four-dimensional perspective,

316
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,160
Spain has its architecture.

317
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,920
And where there is architecture,
there are architects. Just like us!

318
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,720
And you, Paco Porras,
have a brilliant mind, which few possess.

319
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,800
You are a media expert,
and you're able to create meanings,

320
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,080
characters, symbols.

321
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,320
You, sir, are an agent of our pop culture.

322
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,600
And you have a massive
and vulnerable audience.

323
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,960
Honestly, I find praise unsettling.

324
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,960
That's not true.
Carry on, please. Sorry I interrupted you.

325
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,040
What are your thoughts
on the feminist perspective?

326
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,600
Hah! I've never had such a thought.

327
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,280
In two decades,
you won't dare say that in public.

328
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,480
Why's that? Why not, huh?
Will a meteor strike the planet?

329
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,920
-What are we talking about?
-Look at that image.

330
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,000
[ominous strident music]

331
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,880
[woman chanting] Hear us roar,
patriarchy is no more…

332
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,440
That is a demonstration
that will take place 8th March,

333
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,440
of the year 2018.

334
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,120
[chanting continues]

335
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,120
Is that footage from the future?
Who gave this to you? Martians?

336
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,960
[master] It's a space time-tunnel.

337
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,200
It's a public demonstration
demanding women's rights.

338
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,480
[dramatic music intensifies]

339
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,080
Wait. A feminist,
public demonstration in 2018?

340
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,200
The same year you told me
the apocalypse is happening?

341
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,120
So what do you care?

342
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,240
That's what I was referring to
when I said apocalypse.

343
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,760
-That demonstration.
-[puffs]

344
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,800
[women chanting]
Feminists fight for every right.

345
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,880
[master] What you are observing
is a paradigm shift.

346
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,080
For now, it's just a possibility.

347
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,440
But if we don't act now,
it'll become a reality.

348
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:41,360
The ancient sacred texts describe
a flower grown out of two flowers.

349
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,000
[sinister shimmer]

350
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,800
Right. A woman born of two mothers?

351
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,480
[tsk-tsks] That's not good.

352
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,400
She is sorcery made real.

353
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,680
Her mere existence,
amplified by the media landscape,

354
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,720
will trigger a semantic explosion

355
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,240
which will eventually result
in a variation in the harmonies

356
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,000
of dominant perspectives.

357
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,680
-[woman] The feminists are here to stay!
-[crowd] The feminists are here to stay!

358
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,680
Why am I here again?

359
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,120
[master] You dominate the spaces
where we believe this woman dwells.

360
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,520
Television, cinema, theater…

361
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,280
Find her, and deactivate her,

362
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,240
as soon as you can.

363
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,440
Right, and if I agree,
what do… what do I get out of it?

364
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,400
Well, uh, wh… whatever you want.

365
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,080
I want to win a Prince of Asturias Award.

366
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,040
[dramatic drumroll]

367
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,200
So, who was she?

368
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,520
Please, you really think
I believed a single bit of that bullshit?

369
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,480
[bells toll]

370
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,320
[Paco] To me, this whole prophecy
of the girl born of two flowers

371
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,360
seemed like the biggest pile of crap.

372
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,680
But I wanted
that Prince of Asturias Award, of course.

373
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,240
So I had no choice.
I had to play along with it somehow.

374
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,520
What they wanted was for me
to find some crazy doomsday bitch

375
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,120
and put her on a tight leash.

376
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,600
[thunder crashes]

377
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,520
[Paco] So that people wouldn't see her
as some galactic creature,

378
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,360
but rather as a traditional lady,
a modest woman, ordinary.

379
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,240
They wanted me to marry her.

380
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,360
And then,
I was lucky enough to stumble upon

381
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,080
a perfect, unsuspecting idiot.

382
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,520
One I could win over
and convince Kilometer 0

383
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,160
that she was the chosen one.

384
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,240
["No Me Pidas" by Tamara playing]

385
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,960
I'll hold the doors
to TV for you wide open.

386
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,800
-Television?
-I've been looking for someone to join me.

387
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,120
Specifically, a woman
to help tell the story.

388
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,800
[strident buzz]

389
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,720
But would we have to make out or not?

390
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,640
Not at all. That's the best part.
You don't have to do anything.

391
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,080
Not even open your mouth.
I'll do the talking.

392
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,000
Right, Tita? Where were we?

393
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,960
But what are you gonna say in interviews?

394
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,000
Well, that you and I are
more than friends and that…

395
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,280
That you are enigmatic,

396
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,760
and wild, and sensual,
and that you're, um, well…

397
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,920
a lingerie model, or something like that.

398
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,280
-No, wait, just say a singer.
-Okay, sure. I'll figure something out.

399
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,040
And maybe I could perform
with Leonardo, you know?

400
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,480
Because Miguel has the mix for "No Cambié"
and it's the one we wanna release first.

401
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,520
Don't worry,
I'll manage the timing of everything.

402
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,120
-Understood?
-Mm-hmm.

403
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,920
All right, all right. Here's the deal.

404
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,640
Right.

405
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,040
The main thing is
to consistently stay in the headlines.

406
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,640
We begin with our courtship.

407
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,160
Then, after some time,
we say that you've settled down…

408
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,160
-Mm-hmm.
-…and our relationship is serious.

409
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,840
And that you're pregnant.

410
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,880
-Pregnant?
-Yes.

411
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,800
Then it'll be easier
to sell a shotgun wedding.

412
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,720
Wedding?

413
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,240
Well, you get the picture now.
I'll think of more stuff for us later.

414
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,560
Leave this to me.
I'll have a plan for everything.

415
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,000
["He Visto el Futuro" playing]

416
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,640
No need to be nervous,
okay, Tamara? Don't worry.

417
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,200
If you start feeling nervous,
just give me a sign and I'll come over.

418
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,040
Photo-calls are just basically protocol.

419
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,920
We sing a song a cappella
to each other and--

420
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,120
-C'mon. Ready when you are.
-Rolling?

421
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,920
So, Paco, why don't you introduce us
to your mysterious friend?

422
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,880
Sure, well, um,
she's an actress, uh, she's…

423
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,080
She is… somewhat outrageous.

424
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,680
Um… But very fearless. Very strong-willed,

425
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,040
very forward-thinking…

426
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,240
-Very sincere.
-[sobs]

427
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,320
[muffled Latin dance music playing]

428
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,000
[sniffs]

429
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,200
[music clears]

430
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,960
[music fades in echo]

431
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,520
[men chanting] ♪ Alastor ♪

432
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,280
-[wolf howls]
-It's done.

433
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,560
My relationship with Tamara
will be announced on Tiempo de Marte.

434
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,280
Well, everyone,
this has worked out very well.

435
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,720
We have stopped the chain reaction

436
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,360
that would have resulted
in feminist hegemony.

437
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,920
-Let us raise a toast.
-[men] ♪ Alastor ♪

438
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,600
-[door slams]
-Oh, shit.

439
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,680
Oh! No, no!
Please don't hit me again. Please!

440
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,760
Don't hit me again! Mercy!

441
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,400
Don't beat me again with…

442
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,720
with that whip that…
that you've got over there.

443
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,560
Don't hit me again.
Please, no more! Please!

444
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,680
What are you doing? Play along.

445
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,120
-What are you doing?
-[Paco] No! Oh, no!

446
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,720
But isn't this your thing though?

447
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,800
Yeah, when I feel like it.

448
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,680
Well then,
maybe you'll feel more like it next time.

449
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,320
You see how ugly I am?

450
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,440
Yeah.

451
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,280
Remember I'm more fascist than ugly.
I'm sure that'll turn you on.

452
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,720
-[sighs]
-[Paco] Where was I?

453
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,640
-Oh, yeah. The beginning of the end.
-[ominous drumbeat]

454
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,520
To be honest with you,
I am so, so happy with Paco Porras,

455
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,520
because… we have a really intense
but very, uh… beautiful relationship.

456
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,400
[presenter] You and Paco Porras
are dating? Are you engaged?

457
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,320
[Tamara] I think he wants to move quickly,
so I'm the one that's pumping the brakes.

458
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,320
[presenter] We're buzzing with excitement
to hear your new single, "No Cambié."

459
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,440
[in Spanish] ♪ I didn't change
I didn't change, I didn't change ♪

460
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,480
♪ I didn't change
I didn't change, I didn't change ♪

461
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:16,720
♪ I'm still the same girl
But I'm no longer aching for your love ♪

462
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,240
-♪ I didn't change, I didn't change… ♪
-[mobile phone rings]

463
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,200
[insistent mobile ringing tone]

464
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,440
-[song fades]
-[ominous music]

465
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,680
-[in English] Yes?
-[master] Paco, why is she singing?

466
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,760
-What is going on?
-Jesus, you got the TV on all day or what?

467
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:38,560
[master] We made it clear
this woman should not talk to the media,

468
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,680
except as a wife or a mother.

469
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,880
Fix it, Paco!

470
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,600
[disconnected tone]

471
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,400
[somber trumpet playing]

472
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,680
[gasps]

473
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,320
-[bell tolls]
-[soft drumroll]

474
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:59,640
[Paco] Relax.
This is Ennio Morricone, my friend.

475
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,440
He's in a trance
and can't see us right now.

476
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,760
[Tamara] What's wrong with them?

477
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,120
[Paco] You see, sometimes
he comes to Spain and stops by my house.

478
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,960
And I put him in contact
with Saint Cecilia,

479
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,440
the patron saint of musicians,

480
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,080
who gives him a hand.

481
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,320
She helps him record his music
without needing an orchestra.

482
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,680
Directly from his mind.

483
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,160
[music continues]

484
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,000
[Tamara] I thought
Ennio Morricone was just one man.

485
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,120
[Paco] He is one.

486
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,160
But the thing is,
well, he needs to record in stereo,

487
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,040
so, first, Saint Cecilia has to…
split him in two.

488
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,920
One records the L channel
and the other the R channel.

489
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,040
[Tamara] Hmm.

490
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,160
What did you wanna talk about?

491
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,640
-I saw you on Reign of the Mornings.
-Mm-hmm.

492
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,400
Singing as if
someone was pointing a gun at your head.

493
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,920
I wasn't aware you were doing that.

494
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,520
Was I supposed to tell you, or what?

495
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,280
Tamara, you and I made a deal.

496
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,840
And neither of us can appear
on television without my approval.

497
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,440
Hmm… So, Paco, um…

498
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,760
I'm sorry, but I'm actually doing
absolutely all of this with you

499
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,160
to promote "No Cambié."

500
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,160
We were super clear about that.

501
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,000
[paranormal shimmer]

502
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,760
From this moment on,

503
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,400
no song will enter this head

504
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,520
or come shooting out
of this woman's lungs.

505
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,840
-Paco, please. What are you doing?
-[comic slide]

506
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,800
["No Cambié" playing languidly]

507
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,920
-From this moment on, no song--
-Paco!

508
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,320
[in Spanish] ♪ I'm still the same girl ♪

509
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:39,760
♪ But I'm no longer aching for your love ♪

510
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:48,320
♪ I didn't change
I didn't change, I didn't change ♪

511
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:54,880
♪ I didn't change
I didn't change, I didn't change ♪

512
00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:01,480
♪ I found a new love and… ♪

513
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,760
[in English] How did you do it?

514
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,160
I don't know what you're talking about.

515
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,640
-Wait!
-Don't touch me!

516
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,280
Sorcerer!

517
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,760
[Paco] Somehow,
my magic had bounced off Tamara

518
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,160
and exploded in my ass.

519
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,120
But how was it possible?
Who was this woman?

520
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,200
[yelling]

521
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,440
All right, Miguel,

522
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,400
but don't you think she could've
toyed with black magic and stuff?

523
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,320
Or white magic? Or whatever magic
is trending in the Basque Country?

524
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,840
I mean, her or her mother.

525
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,080
Yeah, you've never heard them
say anything.

526
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,520
Not even a horoscope?

527
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,240
Uh-huh. Right.

528
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,040
Right. Well, if you ever hear… [gasps]

529
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,000
-[dramatic violin flourish]
-[gasps]

530
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,240
Stop! Stop the car! Stop!

531
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,000
I felt something pass through me.

532
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,400
That strange place radiated
more metaphysical energy

533
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,520
than the Egyptian pyramids,
Area 51, and the Valley of the Fallen.

534
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,920
The perfect place
to cast a spell that could explain

535
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,480
what the hell was going on.

536
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,760
-[magical tinkling]
-[muttering gibberish]

537
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,240
[inhales]

538
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,720
[echoing exhalation]

539
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,680
[static interference]

540
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,760
Good morning.

541
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,320
[techno music playing]

542
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,320
[woman on TV] Hello, darlings.
Very good afternoon to you, Isabel.

543
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,400
[overlapping voices on TV]

544
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,640
[music continues]

545
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,120
[in Spanish] ♪ The handkerchief dance ♪

546
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,720
[in English]
Almost like the Y2K effect arrived later.

547
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,360
Her name is Tamara, born in Santurce,

548
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,240
and she's conquered all of Spain
with her song, "No Cambié."

549
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,080
You must be so proud
of your daughter, Margarita.

550
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,560
Of course I am.
And her father's proud too.

551
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,600
He's in Santurce.

552
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,600
[reporter] What's your father's name,
Tamara? We'll send a huge kiss from here.

553
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,160
Well, my father's name is Floreal.
We're sending him a big kiss from here.

554
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,880
-[dramatic sting]
-Floreal.

555
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,280
Margarita and Floreal.

556
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,960
Daughter of two flowers. It is her.

557
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,040
[dramatic organ music playing]

558
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,720
[thunder rumbling]

559
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,720
[Paco] It was her. Tamara!

560
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,440
Tamara was the "Femichrist."

561
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,640
Sauron's pussy. A flower of death.

562
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,800
But, how could I have been
so unlucky or so stupid?

563
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,520
[master, on phone] Paco, call us.
This is very bad.

564
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,160
Tamara has reached No. 1
on record sales and on ringtones!

565
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,520
[Paco] If Tamara was the chosen one,
the feminist apocalypse was real.

566
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,280
And what's more, it was my fault.

567
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,440
…join us today
so we can talk about Tamara's abortion.

568
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,200
Is it true or not?

569
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,640
[Paco] For the first time in my life,
I was paralyzed by fear.

570
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,640
You see, I have made a decision.

571
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,080
And I'm not here to be morbid.

572
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,000
[expectant silence]

573
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,200
And I want to introduce you to a friend

574
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,000
who's gonna entertain you
every night from now on.

575
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,080
[silence]

576
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,360
[Paco inhales]

577
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,960
-Paquito Churros.
-[chuckles]

578
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,760
[comic voice] Do you have
any questions about the saints?

579
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,480
'Cause I can answer them all!

580
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,960
[panelist] You know what I say, Paco?

581
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,840
Get out of here, man!

582
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,440
-[screams]
-Get out! Go!

583
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,640
-[screaming]
-[elephant roar]

584
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,400
-[screaming continues]
-[harsh static]

585
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,960
[screaming]

586
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,080
[Paco] It was my first big TV flop.

587
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,320
And it was the first of many misfortunes
I was about to suffer.

588
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,480
[cell phone ringing]

589
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,600
[master] Paco, this is a catastrophe.

590
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,760
And you have disappeared
off the face of the earth.

591
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:48,080
I am very sorry, but from now on,
prepare to face the consequences.

592
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,880
[disconnected tone]

593
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,320
Hey, Paco,
the show had been going so well.

594
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,160
-[scoffs] I feel bad, man.
-Why?

595
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,760
[Andréi] You haven't spoken to Jorge?
I'm really sorry, buddy.

596
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,760
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We talked.

597
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,200
Well, anywho… Shame they won't
just let you finish the season with us.

598
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,160
Look man, there's no slots.

599
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,240
But if you know Tamara's people,

600
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,240
give them a call
and come on with her one day.

601
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,360
-[violent crash]
-[yelps]

602
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,640
[men] ♪ Alastor ♪

603
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,480
Paco, are you all right?

604
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,040
Fuck, you almost met your maker.

605
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,760
-[electric buzzing]
-[Andréi sighs]

606
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,960
[Paco] In a matter of months,
I lost friends,

607
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,520
I lost lovers, I lost work.

608
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,680
They even withdrew my honorary membership
to the Fantasy Sauna.

609
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,320
It had become clear to me

610
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,680
that Kilometer 0 had cursed me
for failing to fulfill my duty.

611
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,880
Find her and deactivate her
as soon as you can.

612
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,320
[glass shattering]

613
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,200
[breaks squeak]

614
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,480
[wind gusting]

615
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,880
[ominous music playing]

616
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,720
[ominous drumbeat]

617
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:15,840
[music ends]

618
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,320
-[gasps]
-[metallic tinkling]

619
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,080
[grunts]

620
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,520
Paco, you're gonna give me a heart attack.

621
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,280
I'm sorry, here. What is this?

622
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:27,960
-Hairspray or--
-No!

623
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,760
-[Paco] What is it?
-[hissing]

624
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,680
[screams]

625
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,640
-It's a spray for rapists, Paco.
-Just what I needed.

626
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,680
You won't believe it.
I was walking down the street.

627
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,280
I stepped on a rake,
swung up and smacked me in the face.

628
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,640
A garden rake,
for God's sake in the middle of Madrid.

629
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,720
What's next? Getting my foot stuck
in a bear trap like a cartoon villain?

630
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,840
What do you want, Paco?

631
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,000
Hmm?

632
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,440
[pants, inhales]

633
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,200
Look, Tamara, lemme just cut to the chase.

634
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,920
You're going to stop
with all the nonsense,

635
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,600
the bullshit and the modern stuff.

636
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,520
You're gonna quit music.
You're going to marry me.

637
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,600
And we're gonna have a child.

638
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,440
I'm sorry, but you're gonna have
to work on your witchcraft.

639
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,200
-You ridiculous insect.
-I am no insect.

640
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,840
[Paco screams]

641
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:18,320
[Paco] I won't use witchcraft!
I'll go back to old-fashioned methods.

642
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,600
If you don't do as you're told,

643
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,240
the video with Miguel will be child's play

644
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,920
compared to everything
I'll throw at your face.

645
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,120
I'm gonna make you look
like an absolute whore.

646
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,040
I'm gonna make things up.

647
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,240
I will show documents that'll make
you and your mother die of shame.

648
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,800
[voice echoes]

649
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,360
[dramatic sting]

650
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,640
The "fine tuner" is what they call her

651
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,120
because that's how much
she tries to fake orgasms.

652
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,320
[applause]

653
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,160
Well, that explains it,
because she's been doing erotic shows

654
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,000
ever since she landed in Madrid.

655
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,400
[applause]

656
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,680
I've seen her having anal sex
in front of hundreds of--

657
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,880
No, not hundreds.
Hundreds of thousands of spectators.

658
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,120
[applause]

659
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,520
Who does she do it with?

660
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,000
Why, with men
from all walks of life, of course.

661
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,880
-[dramatic music]
-With delinquents, with beggars.

662
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,160
Physically challenged, old men.

663
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,360
Even workhorses and donkeys.

664
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,640
With innocent pets.

665
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,120
[distorted] And unicellular creatures.

666
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,520
[demonic voice] Even with
a particle of dandruff, that dirty slut.

667
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,880
[evil laughter]

668
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,080
[evil laughter echoes]

669
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,800
[Paco] Did I enjoy telling
all those stupid stories?

670
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,040
I don't even remember.

671
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:31,840
Maybe I even believed them, I don't know.
At that time, I was unhinged.

672
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,600
If Tamara didn't succumb to my blackmail…

673
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,840
[terrifying organ flourish]

674
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,200
…how was I going to get out of this?
Who could help me?

675
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,720
[terrifying organ flourish]

676
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,200
[flourish fades]

677
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,720
[soft footsteps]

678
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,920
[ominous silence]

679
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,480
[thud echoes]

680
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,880
[sniffs]

681
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,280
[gasps]

682
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,240
[celestial tinkling]

683
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,320
[women laughing]

684
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,040
[clamor intensifies, fades]

685
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,040
Hello?

686
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,320
[mistress] Paco Porras.

687
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:20,200
We've been watching you for some time now.
More than you can even fathom.

688
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,680
What's happening?
They have TVs in kitchens now?

689
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,160
[panicked breathing]

690
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,120
Hello.

691
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,920
Ah! You bitch!

692
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,400
[screams in pain]

693
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,240
We know about
your special interest in the dragonfly.

694
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,760
And in houseflies. And the murder hornet.
What are you talking about?

695
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,680
The dancing dragonfly.

696
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,000
The woman who'll hypnotize
an entire generation.

697
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,960
Yeah, I know the story.
No need to repeat it, for the love of God.

698
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:48,880
It's Tamara.

699
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,200
That hoe bag,
that slut face, that giant cunt!

700
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,560
If there were Tamara soup,
know how it would taste?

701
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,120
Would taste whore-ible!

702
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,240
[shrieks]

703
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,320
[Paco moans]

704
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,120
Do you feel more relaxed now?

705
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,960
I know what you want.

706
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,200
You wanna know who I work for, don't you?
And if I don't tell you, I'll be tortured.

707
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,240
-No, wait, I'm already being tortured.
-We know everything.

708
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:15,480
Who you are,
what you represent, who you work for…

709
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,520
Oh, so you're doing this for fun then.
No, that's fine by me, I'm not judging.

710
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,480
-[rumble of flames]
-[metallic rattling]

711
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,400
We want you to meet with your masters.

712
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,600
What for?

713
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,320
Their lair is protected
by some locks of mystic nature

714
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,240
that have prevented us from entering
since the day it was founded.

715
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,280
Seals that can only
be broken from the inside.

716
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,600
[ominous hissing]

717
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,080
What is with that shape, huh?

718
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,320
With wavy sides and that peephole above?

719
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,920
[gasps] I'm scared! Keep that away!
Keep that away! And it burns?! Ahh!

720
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,640
It's very simple, Paco.

721
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,600
All we need is for you to remain
in their secret lair for one minute

722
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,360
with this seal branded on your chest.

723
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,640
One minute
and the lair will lose its protection.

724
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,320
And we will take care of the rest.

725
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,280
The total destruction of Kilometer 0.

726
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:19,840
Um…

727
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:22,440
Fine.

728
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,120
-I'm sorry?
-[Paco] I'm happy to do it.

729
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,240
You've convinced me, Abigail Williams.

730
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,320
-[mistress hesitates] But how though?
-You fucking witch.

731
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,240
-Really?
-You've caught me on a good day.

732
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,720
Let's go, pussy brand me
and let's get this over with.

733
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,120
[nervous murmurs]

734
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,360
[clicks fingers]

735
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,800
[strident music]

736
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,560
[silence]

737
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:48,960
Look.

738
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,680
My whole life walking around
with this horrendous vulva.

739
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,240
Wow. Well, I have this.

740
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,680
Hmm.

741
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,440
-Looking forward to it.
-[disconnected tone]

742
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,760
[Paco] I couldn't believe it.

743
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,680
Thanks to me, Kilometer 0
and the curse were gonna go to hell.

744
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,680
I was so happy I didn't care
that my house was being repossessed.

745
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,360
[Paco] Psst, hey, you there!
Come, come, come, come.

746
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,680
This here… That's not all part of the lot.

747
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,000
This is an invaluable family heirloom.

748
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,760
Believe it or not,
this pistol belonged to Simón Bolívar.

749
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,640
[distant bells]

750
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,680
[man] Is that a bear trap?

751
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,640
Yep. Looks like a bear trap, yeah.

752
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,920
A trap for bears?

753
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,000
For bears, or deer. Um…

754
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,560
-Various types of animals. Hmm.
-Right.

755
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,200
Is it yours?

756
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,880
No. No, no, no.

757
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,480
-Is it yours?
-No, no, no. [laughs nervously]

758
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,560
Not yours either.

759
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:58,960
Right.

760
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,520
-If you ask me, it's some sort of curse?
-Yes. Yes, yes. It's a curse.

761
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,520
Yeah.

762
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,320
-It's… It's a damn curse.
-Yup.

763
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,440
[screams]

764
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,520
[techno music playing]

765
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,680
[Paco] I just needed one minute.

766
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,200
[dramatic organ flourish]

767
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,320
[Paco] Entertain them for one minute.

768
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,160
And the clit on my chest
would do the rest.

769
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,760
I wouldn't have to do anything else.

770
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,440
Just enjoy the show.

771
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040
[techno music intensifies]

772
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,120
-[music stops]
-Evening, sirs.

773
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,400
Paco, how are you?

774
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,320
We wanted to see you right away.
We've been very worried.

775
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,000
Ah… Well, why? Worried about what?

776
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,800
Experience any misfortune lately?

777
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,840
Uh, some misfortune, yes.
Yes, I have. [laughs]

778
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,480
And why do you ask?
Because you put a curse on me, didn't you?

779
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,160
How could you say that?
What a load of nonsense!

780
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,200
You agreed to intertwine
your destiny with hers.

781
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,800
[thunder rumbling]

782
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,640
[blip]

783
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,240
You had one mission.

784
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,720
To shackle her.

785
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,200
And we've never seen her
more unshackled, Paco.

786
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,800
As the sacred texts say,

787
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,880
"If our agent fails in his mission,

788
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,080
the universe itself
will curse him for eternity."

789
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,600
Come again?

790
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,400
A fuck-up like this kind,
the kind that's metaphysical,

791
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,480
leads to trouble.

792
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,360
Reality itself has betrayed you.

793
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,040
But why didn't you say anything
about this? Why wasn't I aware?

794
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,080
Fuck the fine print!

795
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,880
W… well, I dunno. You seemed so confident.

796
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,400
-[sinister laughing]
-[women murmuring]

797
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,480
[muffled techno music playing]

798
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,120
Okay, well, could you please explain
how to remove the curse and…

799
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,840
If you can explain
in under a minute, that'd be great.

800
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,480
I… I assume the idea of marrying her
is pretty much impossible, huh?

801
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,480
How do I remove the curse? Come on. C'mon!

802
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,200
There's nothing you can do,
really. Pains me to say so.

803
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,880
[music intensifies]

804
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,160
As long as Tamara is alive…

805
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,160
As long as Tamara's alive, what?!

806
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,360
As long as Tamara is alive,
you are screwed, Paco.

807
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,720
[groans]

808
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,400
[electric buzzing]

809
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,360
[grunting]

810
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,280
-[paranormal screech]
-[agonized roar]

811
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,800
[excruciating boom]

812
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,680
[Paco yells]

813
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,920
What the hell is that?

814
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,920
[screams]

815
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,560
Oh, Paco! What have you done?
What have you done?

816
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,680
[echoes] What have you done?

817
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,360
[women ululating]

818
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,040
[techno music continues]

819
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,360
-[thuds]
-[wails]

820
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,920
[wails]

821
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
[ululating continues]

822
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,240
[music stops]

823
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,720
So, in the end it all went to shit,

824
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,760
and I'm stuck
with this stupid curse forever.

825
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,120
I spent a few years barely getting by.

826
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,400
I was homeless
and I was exiled from television.

827
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,640
Don't ask me what I had to do to survive.

828
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,240
[somber music]

829
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,040
[Paco] And during all those years,

830
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,120
the words of the Grand Master
kept spinning inside my head.

831
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,520
"As long as Tamara's alive…"

832
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,200
"As long as Tamara's alive."

833
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,640
[somber music continues]

834
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,880
So one day,
I decided to silence the voices forever.

835
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,120
I told you you'd end up judging me.

836
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,200
[dramatic sting]

837
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,680
[intriguing music playing]

838
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,520
[music intensifies]

839
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,040
[metallic clattering]

840
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,560
[running footsteps]

841
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,560
[footsteps creaking]

842
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,800
[languid whimsical music playing]

843
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,040
[Tamara] Would you like some lemonade?

844
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,920
My mother made it. It's delicious.

845
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,680
When I was eight years old, I said to her,

846
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,400
"When I'm a singer and I'm famous,

847
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,000
I'll call myself Tamara, or Mecano."

848
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,120
And she said…

849
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,960
"Better call yourself Tamara,

850
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,880
because Mecano belongs
to someone else and they can steal it."

851
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,880
Now it turns out
there's a girl who sings boleros

852
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,760
who named herself Tamara too.

853
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,400
And her lawyers
want to leave me with nothing.

854
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,400
The record, the tour…

855
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,240
Everything.

856
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,560
[sighs] They've taken all of us, Paco.

857
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,080
[voice breaks] For years,
they showed us off like animals.

858
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,080
Laughing at us.

859
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,160
But it's still not enough.

860
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,560
They won't even let us have our names.

861
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,600
I mean, I can't--
I can't even think of another one.

862
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,840
[sniffles]

863
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,920
[sniffles]

864
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,640
I like Yurena.

865
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:55,760
Oh!

866
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,280
It's beautiful.

867
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,920
What's this?

868
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:08,480
Actually, Mama found it
on the set of Tiempo de Marte.

869
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,520
Years ago now.

870
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,600
It was in terrible shape but,
well, since she loves to sew…

871
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,720
Looks a bit like you, huh?

872
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,080
[Paco laughs]

873
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,560
[Tamara] You should keep it.

874
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,640
No.

875
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,840
It's fine here.

876
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:37,160
[dominatrix] Well, in the end,
she listened to you, right?

877
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,760
She went with "Yurena."

878
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,280
It's the name of a dog-shaped demon.

879
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,680
Look it up.

880
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,200
I won't keep boring you
with more tragic stories.

881
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,440
I'm cursed forever.
And that's the end of my story.

882
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,320
[whispering]

883
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,240
I'll stay locked here
for three months and then…

884
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,760
Then they'll get sick of me
and give me the boot.

885
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,480
That's what it said. [laughs]

886
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,960
[whimsical music playing]

887
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,400
[dominatrix] Something doesn't add up.

888
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,880
If you're able to see the future,
why can't your misfortunes be avoided?

889
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,840
For example, that beating
they gave you as a kid, on that movie set.

890
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,960
Did it really take you by surprise
or did you know beforehand?

891
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,640
Well, I mean--

892
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,720
And if you knew beforehand,
why did you go?

893
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,080
Jeez, girl. Calm down.
You're like the Gestapo.

894
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,640
Why the interrogation?

895
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,120
I think you loved it.

896
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,280
-Because you love to suffer.
-[screams]

897
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,400
You love being an outcast,

898
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,320
and having a curse on you,

899
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,480
and being here.

900
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,440
Who is Paco Porras?

901
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,080
A really ugly dude.

902
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,480
What else?

903
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,480
-And despite being ugly…
-Yes?

904
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,560
-I'm more of a fascist anyway.
-Say it!

905
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,480
You want this?

906
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,560
Yes.

907
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,520
You say, "Yes, my mistress!"

908
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,360
Yes, my mistress.

909
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,080
[Paco yells]

910
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:22,040
["He Visto el Futuro" by Tamara playing]

911
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,840
[song ends]

911
00:50:42,305 --> 00:51:42,601