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DANCING CO-ED (1939)

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Flash, what former Wall Street Comet has
been seen standing every morning in the

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Bronx Express ever since he lost his seat
on the exchange?

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Item, if the planets and the sun... Wait a
minute, folks, one of the boys just licked

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me a dispatch that's sizzling hot off the
wire and it's burning in my hand.

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We'll get back to the sun later.

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This is really important.

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I'd give a basket full of address books to
be in California this minute.

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Hollywood to be exact.

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Movie Mecca, the land of Giant Dedwoods.

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And Giant Deadwoods, just
to see the look on the face of

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that big Monarch Studios
executive, and I do mean Henry W. Workman,

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whose blood pressure rates higher
than... Radio H.

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İn 20 years that Freddie and Toddy
Tobin will be expecting a visit from that

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long-legged, long-nosed, short-sighted
fellow, the Stark.

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Say that again.

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Yes, sir, the Stark.

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Give me a plane ticket from New York for
tonight.

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Come on, I'd better get back to that studio.

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What a boomerang.

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Meanwhile, back here in
New York, Freddie Tobin is

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experiencing the thrill of
pride which every father knows.

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We've watched the Tobins for years,
followed their separate careers from the

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honky-tongs to the big
time, and always felt that their

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two-way union was one of
those rare things... Toddy.

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The radio said... I mean...

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Are you gonna have... a baby?

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Uh-huh.

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Dolly.

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The head of publicity
and general watchdog for.

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Monarch Studios' interest
in the East is Joe Drewes.

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And so, although it's
none of his doing, the axe

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will probably fall on
the neck of Joe Drewes.

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Workman has committed himself to the
extent of a million dollars for his

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projected production of Dancing Co-Ed,
which was to feature the Dancing Tobins.

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And somebody will
have to take the blame, so

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Joe Drewes is undoubtedly
the logical candidate.

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That's my head, Dimitri.

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I've gotta think.

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That's about all of the Tobins,
except to add that this correspondent

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wishes them good pickings, and we hope it
won't be a jitterbug.

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And now.

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Perhaps the Tobins are gonna have a baby.

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Fine, fine, baby.

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A common but praiseworthy result of a
cannubial existence.

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But they might call off the picture,
and if they do that job that Mr.

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Drewes promised me,
goes right down the drain.

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Oh, forget Hollywood, baby.

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It's a crummy town.

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They do it all with mirrors.

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This is the life.

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The stage.

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Come on, lead pants.

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You're next.

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And, uh, bring your meal ticket with you.

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I will.

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Huh?

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The stage, huh?

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All right, baby, if your heart is set in
Hollywood, you're going.

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We'll go down and see Joe Drewes tomorrow
morning.

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I'll tell him a thing or two.

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A promise is a promise.

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He can't do this to Patty.

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Why don't you send her to Hollywood
anyway?

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Listen, what do we care if the Tobins are
having a baby?

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But Mr. Drewes hasn't come in yet, and
as far as I know, nothing's been decided.

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I promise it's... It's no
good yelling at her, Pops.

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Come on, let's wait for Mr. Drewes.

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Listen, it's 10.30 now.

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When will the fellow get here?

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One never knows.

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But you told me...
Oh, here he comes.

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Hello, Eve.

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There he goes.

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You just missed him.

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Don't answer me, honey.

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You'll only irritate him.

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Ah, my publicity genius !

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This is a fine mess.

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Where have you been all morning?

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You're fired.

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Why didn't you keep an eye on them?

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Listen, boss.

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A man's home is his castle.

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And this is a free country.

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You can't suppress fatherhood.

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What is this?

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Mutiny?

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Oh, what a business.

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What a business.

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It makes the sweetest things in life look
sour.

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Ordinarily, I'm very fond of babies.

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I think it was very sweet of you and Toddy
to have a baby.

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But it's going to cost me a million
dollars.

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Now, don't get excited, boss.

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I've got an idea to turn this whole thing
into a stroke of luck.

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That's right.

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Twist the knife in the wound.

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No kidding, boss.

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This is straight.

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Now, look.

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All we need is a dancing partner for
Freddie.

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I know we can't get Powell or Rogers or
any of those.

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So our best bet is an unknown.

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Well, that's brilliant.

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Monarch's gift to the theater marquee.

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Freddie, Tobin and Cluck.

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Now, wait a minute.

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Wait a minute, boss.

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Let me finish.

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What does dancing co-ed suggest to you?

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Headache.

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Right.

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College girl.

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Now, my idea is to hold a contest.

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Visualize.

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Think of all the college
girls in the United States

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jitterbugging
from coast to coast.

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Thousands going wacky.

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On the Monarch Radio R, we
announce the fact that Freddie Tobin

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wants a dancing partner, a
co-ed to star in dancing co-ed.

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Would that be a prairie fire?

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Oh, everybody suspicious of contests,
including me.

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Not this one, because
you're going to be the

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judge and who would
ever question your integrity?

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No one.

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Well, there's something in that.

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You want a name?

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How about this girl, chosen above all the
co-eds in the United States?

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A clock today, yes.

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But tomorrow, a comet streaking across the
USA.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Yes, Mr. Workman.

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Is Artie Shaw in the building?

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Yes, he is, Mr. Workman.

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Good.

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Send him right up.

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I'm going to reroute Artie
Shaw and his band through

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all the college towns and
carry on the contest locally.

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You hit on a wonderful idea, boss.

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Great.

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Don't I have anything to say about this?

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Sure.

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What do you want to say?

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Just this.

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I don't like the idea.

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Oh, you don't, right?

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No.

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Well, you listen to me.

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If you give birth to babies, I've got to
give birth to ideas.

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Now, let's respect each other's property.

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A baby is an act of fate.

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Don't try to pass the buck.

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But there's... And no buts.

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You heard what I said.

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I meant it.

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Hello?

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Artie Shaw, send him in.

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I just heard something that'll kill you.

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Freddie Tobin's gonna have a baby.

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A baby?

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Well, what do you know?

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Congratulations, Freddie.

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Oh, yeah, me too.

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Thanks.

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But look, I'm not going to dance with some
half-baked college jitterbug.

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Take it easy, Freddie.

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Everything's gonna be all right.

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I will not take it easy.

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This is absolutely ridiculous.

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I've got a contract, you know.

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I don't know.

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I know.

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But we can settle the whole thing
peacefully.

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Everybody's gonna be happy.

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Well, Joe, I've taken me twice.

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It's too long to get where I am in this
business to have to start with something.

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Now, maybe we'll uncover a sensational
hope.

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You never can tell anything is possible.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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You can't do that to me.

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Patty and I will be waiting.

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Have a heart, Sam.

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Heads are being chopped off around here
today.

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Come on, Freddie.

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Oh, hello, Patty.

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Come and see me tomorrow instead,
will you?

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Come on, Freddie.

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You know as well as I do that this contest
is a long shot.

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If any of these college babies could dance,
they'd be on Broadway or in Hollywood.

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Plenty of good dancers who are not in
Hollywood.

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Take Patty Mano, for instance.

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Now, there's the...

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Holy... Mother McCree!

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Sam!

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Sam, you old son of a gun!

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Where have you been hiding?

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Where have I been hiding?

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No, Patty.

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It's good to see you again.

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Come on into the office.

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Come right in.

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Eve, never keep Mr. Marlow waiting.

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You'll have to excuse her, Patty.

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She's only been here a few months.

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Bring your book.

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You know Sam Marlow, don't you,
Freddie?

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Sure.

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This is his daughter, Patty.

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How do you do?

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Sit down, Patty.

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Sit down.

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Here's the answer to all your worries.

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The problem is solved.

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I don't get it.

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Look, let's say I'm a farmer and I've got
ambitions to grow artichokes.

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And you come along, an old artichoke
grower, and tell me you're tough to raise.

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Am I dumb?

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Well, I don't.

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Never mind.

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I'll answer it myself.

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No.

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So just in case my artichoke crops a flop,
I plant potatoes too.

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So?

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And Patty's our potato.

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What?

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Honey, you're about to be planted in
college.

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College?

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But I thought that...
Say, wait a minute.

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What is this?

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Now, look, I got all the education I'll
ever need in grade school.

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And I'm certainly not going
back to a place where I have

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to raise my hand every
time I want to ask a question.

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Oh, come on, Pops.

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Let's get away from these vegetarians.

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Now, wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Give me a chance to explain this in terms
of human beings instead of plate lunches.

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Sit down, Patty.

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Please.

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Look.

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Not now.

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Not now.

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Look.

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We're holding a nationwide coed contest
for someone to dance after Freddy.

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And we feel maybe we won't find that
dancing someone.

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Now, you're a sweet little dancer,
but you're not in college.

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What's the answer?

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Oh, that's great.

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But how do I know she can dance?

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Oh, don't worry about that, Mr. Tobin.

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But how about... I mean,
suppose I don't win.

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You're a cinch.

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But just in case the
boss goes haywire, I'll

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guarantee you you'll
get to Hollywood anyway.

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What do you say?

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Okay?

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Yeah, but I still don't...

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My dear boy, if you're harboring any doubt
concerning my daughter's dancing

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capabilities, allow me to assure you I
will accompany her to this institute of

264
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learning and firstly
supervise... No, Sam.

265
00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:12,120
No, Sam.

266
00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:13,060
You're going to stay right here.

267
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,220
You'll have much more fun supervising New
York.

268
00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:15,960
Oh, no.

269
00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:16,920
Pop goes with me.

270
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:17,880
Are you cracked?

271
00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,416
All you have to do is look at him to know
Vaudeville isn't dead.

272
00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:20,620
Huh?

273
00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,356
He'd give the whole thing away in a
glance.

274
00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:22,797
But listen

275
00:09:22,821 --> 00:09:26,397
Sam, you're staying right here in your own
stamping ground, and I'll take care of you

276
00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:28,181
in the style to which you've been
accustomed.

277
00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:29,600
Oh, no, you don't.

278
00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,357
None of that cheap stuff for me.

279
00:09:31,381 --> 00:09:33,047
Before you buy the
railroad tickets, there's

280
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just one little
question I'd like to ask.

281
00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:35,756
Well, why don't you speak up?

282
00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:36,980
How do I know she can dance?

283
00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,260
Sam, beyond that door, there's a piano.

284
00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:39,800
Play it.

285
00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:41,800
Patty, in the same room, there's a floor.

286
00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:42,300
Tap it.

287
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,800
Freddie, that amazing room also has a
chair.

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Sit on it.

289
00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,336
Oh, but we've got to get to the theater in
20 minutes.

290
00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,160
Sweetheart, you've got to get to Tobin in
10.

291
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,920
You think Mr. Workman will like this
potato idea?

292
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,600
Well, he won't dislike it because I'm not
going to tell him.

293
00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,900
Now with that cricket.

294
00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,456
Well, cricket ain't popular in this
country.

295
00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,560
Besides, this contest is still strictly on
the level.

296
00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,540
It sounds about as level as the Rockies.

297
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:08,460
Incidentally, how are you planning to get
her into college?

298
00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:08,817
Easy.

299
00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:12,161
I get her some snappy clothes, give her
some dough, lend her my car maybe, and zoom.

300
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:12,700
She's in.

301
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,880
Well, it won't work.

302
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,720
She'd never pass an entrance exam.

303
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,880
No, she wouldn't, but you would.

304
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,120
What?

305
00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,080
Well, you had three years of Bernard.

306
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,220
It'd be a cinch for you.

307
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,636
How'd you like to go back to college and
guess your degree?

308
00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,200
Oh, I'd love it,
but... Then it's set.

309
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,040
You take the exams for Patty, transfer
yourself over from Bernard.

310
00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:29,740
Bonnet.

311
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,540
Yeah, and you're in.

312
00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:34,780
Well, suppose they recognize me when I
show up a second time.

313
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,320
Well, they won't if you go to one of those
big sheepskin factories like...

314
00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:39,900
Midwestern.

315
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:40,720
What do you say, set?

316
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:41,720
No, no, no.

317
00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,120
Say, what's going on in there?

318
00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:43,300
That's it.

319
00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:46,837
So help me, Michael, if Freddy don't like
the kid after all this, I'm going to take

320
00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:48,237
the first boat to the
South Seas and spend the

321
00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:50,861
rest of my life spinning
hairs with a meat axe.

322
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:28,430
How about a Freddy?

323
00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:29,070
Is she okay?

324
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,210
You're sensational.

325
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,310
Then it's all set.

326
00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:32,730
Everybody's happy.

327
00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:35,030
Midwestern, here comes your potato.

328
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,247
Gosh, after all the snappy
clothes Joe bought for

329
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,461
me, you dress me up like
a cross-country hitchhiker.

330
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,940
Why does everybody wear sport clothes?

331
00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:50,620
What do they do in those classes?

332
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:51,500
Play tag?

333
00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:53,540
You'll find out in about two minutes.

334
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,660
Well, here's where we separate.

335
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,080
Now, your first class is over in that
building.

336
00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,620
Goodbye.

337
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,040
Eve!

338
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:04,540
What is it?

339
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,680
I'm scared.

340
00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:07,580
Now, there's nothing to be afraid of.

341
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,480
You look just like everybody else.

342
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,940
Only remember what I told you.

343
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,404
Say nothing and scribble
up your notebook and don't

344
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,340
forget to sit at the
rear of all your classes.

345
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,520
You and me both.

346
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,280
Goodbye.

347
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,460
Bye.

348
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,940
Oh, well, that's all right, Sir Walter
Raleigh.

349
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:29,980
Thanks just the same.

350
00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,420
Remind me sometime to teach you little
manners.

351
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,700
You don't run fast enough.

352
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,810
I'm the associate professor here,
Lang.

353
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:53,670
The subject we are about to pursue may
seem...

354
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,700
Oh, please.

355
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,000
I've even more amazing things to tell you
as we go on.

356
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,540
Even more amazing things.

357
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,785
The subject that we are
about to pursue may seem

358
00:13:09,809 --> 00:13:12,301
perfectly asinine to a
large number of people.

359
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,400
Oh.

360
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,636
Oh, I'm sorry to be late, sir.

361
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,797
We had a front page to set up.

362
00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:18,461
Well, I think I understand, Mr. Braddock.

363
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,616
We're honored to have a member of the
press, Ananda.

364
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,080
Thank you, sir.

365
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,140
As a member of the Porcupine, I'm happy to
be here.

366
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:26,300
My journalism prof says that English
poetry is closely allied to journalism.

367
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,160
Oh, well, that's fine.

368
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,197
And so I think that students of English
poetry should be particularly interested

369
00:13:30,221 --> 00:13:33,581
to know that the Porcupine is the college
daily and sells for only five cents a copy.

370
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:37,337
Or, if you like, you can get a full year's
subscription for just 8.50, which is a

371
00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:41,440
saving of almost... Any time you've
finished with your commercial, Mr. Braddock.

372
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:42,720
Almost a dollar.

373
00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:43,940
Thank you, sir.

374
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,017
And now, with Mr. Braddock's permission,
I should like to continue with the less

375
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:52,180
urgent business of this hour, namely
English poetry.

376
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:03,030
Now, this is indeed a festive day.

377
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,830
A prestige no less than the editor of the
Porcupine.

378
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:07,590
Are you taking this course, Mr. Evans?

379
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:08,150
Yes, sir.

380
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:10,650
My journalism professor advised me to take
English poetry.

381
00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:12,367
The two subjects have a lot in common.

382
00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:15,150
Something strangely familiar about that
statement.

383
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:18,026
Well, I suppose you've heard it before,
sir, because it's the truth.

384
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,401
And in the interests of
English poetry, I think the class

385
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:23,730
should be told that the Porcupine
sells for five cents a copy.

386
00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:24,387
And...

387
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:26,845
And a yearly subscription
can be purchased for

388
00:14:26,869 --> 00:14:30,131
8.50, which is a saving
of almost a dollar.

389
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:31,730
That's where Mr. Braddock came in.

390
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:32,650
Oh.

391
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:33,826
Please take a seat, Mr. Evans.

392
00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:34,850
Thank you, sir.

393
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:40,607
Perhaps we could arrange to have the
Porcupine sponsor this course.

394
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:45,987
Tell me, Mr. Evans, is your plan of attack
now completed, or are we to be burst in

395
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,464
upon at five minute intervals
by members of your staff,

396
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,810
all bearing the exciting news
of your 8.50 subscription?

397
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,490
I don't think so, sir.

398
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:54,070
Good.

399
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:57,028
Then I assume that I
may be allowed to intrude

400
00:14:57,052 --> 00:15:00,310
with a few trifling words
about English poetry.

401
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:05,294
I hold no brief for English
poetry, no more than I do for

402
00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:08,091
any other course of study
which this university has to offer.

403
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:11,731
If we want to think of poetry... You
don't need to take notes on this drivel.

404
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,210
All right.

405
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:12,790
I won't.

406
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,210
Let's.

407
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,210
I guess she just likes to write.

408
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,250
I'm terribly sorry, gentlemen.

409
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:21,550
Have I interrupted you again?

410
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,950
Oh, it was nothing, really, sir.

411
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,626
We were just... Oh,
nonsense, Mr. Braddock.

412
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:27,650
You're too modest.

413
00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:29,450
I'm sure the class would be interested.

414
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,250
Miss...

415
00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:35,150
Marlowe.

416
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:36,170
Miss Marlowe.

417
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,192
Would you kindly repeat
for us the gems which

418
00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:41,031
have passed between you
and the two porcupines?

419
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:47,270
Well, he said that I didn't have to take
notes on this drivel.

420
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,270
I see.

421
00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:50,990
And I said, all right, I won't.

422
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,231
But nevertheless, you
didn't allow yourself

423
00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:55,090
to be influenced and
you continued writing.

424
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:55,567
Is that it?

425
00:15:55,591 --> 00:15:56,591
Sure.

426
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:58,750
Please tell the class why.

427
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,410
I was writing a letter.

428
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,920
You know, I'm beginning to like it here.

429
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,360
Most of the rooms I've lived in were so
small the beds were painted on the wall.

430
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:15,620
Come in.

431
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,680
A telegram for you, Patty.

432
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,600
They slipped it under my door by mistake.

433
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,076
Must have been there all day.

434
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,100
Oh, thanks.

435
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,557
Going over to the jelly jar later?

436
00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:24,581
I don't know, maybe.

437
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:25,820
I'll see you then.

438
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,760
It's from Joe Drews.

439
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,840
Freddy Tobin and Artie Shaw will announce
search for dancing coed over radio tonight.

440
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,420
7.30 your time.

441
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,360
Listen in and get campus reaction.

442
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:37,360
Joe Drews.

443
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:38,220
7.30?

444
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,520
Well, it's nearly that now.

445
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,120
Well, where can we find a radio?

446
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,656
Downstairs in the students' lounge.

447
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,680
Come on.

448
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,460
Sit down, girls.

449
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,056
Would you like to hear the Ninth Symphony?

450
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:51,540
The Ninth?

451
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,140
Oh, well, what's the use if we've already
missed the first 80?

452
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,980
Where's Joe Drews' car?

453
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,857
Has it got a radio in it?

454
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,500
Yes, but I already put it in the garage.

455
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,116
Maybe there's a radio in that car over
there.

456
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:09,140
Come on.

457
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,000
It has a radio, all right.

458
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:14,860
Calling cars 46 and 48.

459
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,240
Cars 46 and 48.

460
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,760
Proceeded once to Helm and Maple.

461
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,020
Helm and Maple.

462
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:22,220
Woman reported chasing her husband around
the block with a carving knife.

463
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,560
That is all.

464
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,640
That's enough.

465
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,980
This is a police car, girlie.

466
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,080
Where have you been somebody just called
up for you?

467
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,697
You better proceed once to Helm and Maple.

468
00:17:30,721 --> 00:17:32,401
Well, there's a couple of kids cutting up.

469
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,840
Well, it's 7.30 already.

470
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,580
Where'll we go?

471
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,800
The jelly jar.

472
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,860
May we tune in on our show?

473
00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,160
I just heard...
You're on the air now.

474
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,560
Sit down.

475
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,200
Do you mind if we sit here?

476
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,020
It's the press box.

477
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,140
Help yourself.

478
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:24,260
Hiya, Hot Feet.

479
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,620
This is Freddie Tobin speaking.

480
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,760
I'm here for a very special reason
tonight.

481
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,600
And it's noisy news for co-eds all over
the United States.

482
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,040
Monarch Studios has decided to hold a
nationwide co-ed contest.

483
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,580
We're going to pick one of you right off
the campus.

484
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,360
And whoever you are, you'll be starred in
dancing co-ed.

485
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,260
Well, lassies, that's the news.

486
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,660
This is the biggest picture of the year,
girls, so practice.

487
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,920
Dance till your arches ache, cause we're
coming out to find you.

488
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,280
You

489
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:12,720
heard what the man said.

490
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,000
Go on, get hysterical.

491
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:14,560
I can't.

492
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,640
It gives me hiccups.

493
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:17,660
Didn't that announcement do anything to
you?

494
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,600
What's the matter?

495
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,560
Your feet tongue-tied?

496
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,660
They won't talk.

497
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:22,420
How about you?

498
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,660
Oh, I'd enter in a minute if I thought I
had a chance.

499
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,280
Well, you haven't got a chance.

500
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,380
Nobody has.

501
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,320
Did you ever know anybody that ever knew
anybody that ever won a contest anywhere?

502
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:34,720
Well, I'll bet the whole thing's as cut
and dried as a jelly-jar sandwich.

503
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,820
It's the porcupine shooting off his quills
again.

504
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,200
Yeah, to the rear as usual.

505
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,940
Don't you think it's on the level?

506
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,240
On the level?

507
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,584
You don't suppose Monarch
Studios is going to gamble

508
00:19:43,608 --> 00:19:45,780
a million bucks on one of
you knock-kneed twerps.

509
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,500
Hear, hear, the voice of the experience.

510
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,620
All right, all right.

511
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,680
Have it your way.

512
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,180
But you can bet they've got that dancing
girl all picked out.

513
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,080
Don't forget she has to be a co-ed.

514
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,877
Sure, she'll have the eyes, ears,
nose and throat of a co-ed.

515
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,060
But not the legs.

516
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,600
She'll have the legs of a regular
professional dancer.

517
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:04,276
And I'll lay you ten to one they've got her
planted in one of the colleges right now.

518
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,420
Well, you can't just plant people in
colleges.

519
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,980
They have to pass entrance exams.

520
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:08,840
Oh, shut up!

521
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,620
Yeah, yeah, so do those football ringers.

522
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,260
But they get in.

523
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:12,420
Why don't you expose her?

524
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:13,120
You think I won't?

525
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400
Okay, just walk.

526
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:15,460
What a crusade.

527
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,436
You wouldn't really do that, would you?

528
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:18,460
Oh, wouldn't I?

529
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,421
I'm gonna shoot a wire
to every college paper in

530
00:20:20,445 --> 00:20:22,357
the country telling them
to dragnet the campus.

531
00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:23,966
And if they were dumb
enough to plant her here,

532
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,100
the porcupine will turn
her up like a fried egg.

533
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:54,100
Miss May, this investigation is important
to you as well as to the school.

534
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,940
Now, I'm sure she's registered in your tap
dancing class.

535
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,160
It's the obvious cover-up.

536
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,320
But I've only got nine pupils.

537
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,820
My course has never been too popular with
the girls.

538
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,240
But that's what makes it a cinch.

539
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,797
Now, I'll have them all investigated in
the next 48 hours.

540
00:21:06,821 --> 00:21:10,500
Once I get a look at those nine hoofers in
action, I'll have a pretty good idea.

541
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,020
What's that noise?

542
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,040
Sounds like a volcano.

543
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:17,900
And it's right in your classroom.

544
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800
What's happened?

545
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:27,940
It's that contest.

546
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,060
All those silly millies think they're tap
dancing garbos.

547
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:47,780
Okay, be firm now or you'll never be able
to handle them.

548
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,960
Girls?

549
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:05,580
This is your big moment.

550
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:06,320
You're a hit.

551
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,540
I don't know how to begin with such a
large group.

552
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,500
Well, you're not the only one.

553
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,400
Are you girls here to register in my
class?

554
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,190
Well, I guess that means yes.

555
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,850
I think you'd better get into a single
line.

556
00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:25,310
Over here.

557
00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:26,550
Boy, come on.

558
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,357
Say, it looks like these people took Joe
Drew seriously.

559
00:22:33,381 --> 00:22:36,260
Oh, gosh, what a few little words on the
radio can do.

560
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,260
Look, there's that man with the bloodhound
personality.

561
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,100
He's already investigating me,
Eve.

562
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:43,960
Oh, don't be silly.

563
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,396
He'll never get through this mob.

564
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:46,556
What do you think he's going to do?

565
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:47,697
Pick a number from one to a hundred?

566
00:22:47,721 --> 00:22:48,580
Yeah, and it's live.

567
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,160
It'll be me.

568
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:50,580
Oh, go on.

569
00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:53,440
Look at him.

570
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,620
He's like Sherlock Holmes with a hundred
Watsons.

571
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,260
You mean with a hundred criminals?

572
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,900
Holmes never suspected Watson.

573
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,840
Did he?

574
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,040
Oh, I don't know.

575
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,196
What difference does it make?

576
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:05,220
Plenty.

577
00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:07,800
He doesn't know it, but he's going to have
an assistant.

578
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,320
Okay, Mata Hari.

579
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:12,700
How are you going to begin?

580
00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:14,420
That's it, Mata Hari.

581
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,960
First I'll be a woman.

582
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:18,180
Then a Watson.

583
00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,700
Hello there.

584
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,820
Hi.

585
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:33,510
Looking for your fried egg?

586
00:23:34,270 --> 00:23:35,270
Maybe.

587
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:36,750
Oh.

588
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:39,090
Was there something you wanted?

589
00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:42,511
Well, uh... What's your name?

590
00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:46,170
Is this for the investigation or for
personal reasons?

591
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,550
It's for the investigate.

592
00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:50,530
Personal reasons?

593
00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:51,610
Oh, sure.

594
00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:53,030
Don't you ever go out on a date?

595
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:54,570
Yeah, sometimes.

596
00:23:55,650 --> 00:23:58,830
Well, uh... You're the first man
I've met at Midwestern and liked.

597
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,650
I'm a complete stranger here.

598
00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:02,230
That won't last long.

599
00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:03,530
I hope not.

600
00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:05,890
Now, look.

601
00:24:06,290 --> 00:24:08,610
What I'm here for may turn out to be a
serious matter.

602
00:24:08,790 --> 00:24:10,790
And at the moment, it's an extremely
important one.

603
00:24:10,930 --> 00:24:11,110
Oh.

604
00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:13,410
Well, then I'd better keep out of your
way.

605
00:24:13,730 --> 00:24:14,730
Sorry if I interfere.

606
00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:20,027
But, uh...

607
00:24:20,051 --> 00:24:22,162
If you'd like to go to dinner
tonight, I might be able

608
00:24:22,186 --> 00:24:24,231
to come around about
seven o 'clock and pick you up.

609
00:24:24,450 --> 00:24:25,450
Where do you live?

610
00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:26,790
Redhall.

611
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:33,830
Well, did you beard the lion?

612
00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:34,330
Nope.

613
00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:35,190
Just clipped him.

614
00:24:35,330 --> 00:24:36,330
For dinner.

615
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:37,650
Say, that's all right.

616
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:39,026
Where are you going to eat?

617
00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:40,870
The best place I can get him to take me.

618
00:24:46,590 --> 00:24:49,310
I, uh... Hope this dinner
doesn't strain your purse.

619
00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:50,550
Oh, money's no object.

620
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:51,790
Want another?

621
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,090
No, thank you.

622
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:58,530
Thank you.

623
00:24:58,770 --> 00:24:59,810
Oh, well, here's for mine.

624
00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:01,430
Okay.

625
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,680
Where are we going?

626
00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:08,000
Take these hot dogs out for a little
airing.

627
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,040
I got a feeling you're fooled up.

628
00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:30,470
Hey, turn off the headlight.

629
00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:31,210
Turn them off!

630
00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:32,327
Come on, come on, turn them off.

631
00:25:32,351 --> 00:25:33,150
Turn off the lights.

632
00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:34,330
What's wrong with you?

633
00:25:36,570 --> 00:25:38,270
Well, this is the smooching spot.

634
00:25:38,930 --> 00:25:39,930
Really?

635
00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:41,630
What do you do here?

636
00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:43,050
Smooch?

637
00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:44,350
What's that?

638
00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:45,770
That's this.

639
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,280
Well, I...

640
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,900
What's the matter?

641
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,120
I'm thinking.

642
00:25:58,260 --> 00:25:58,680
Thinking?

643
00:25:58,820 --> 00:25:59,900
This is no time to think.

644
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:01,180
I'm always thinking.

645
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,160
That's great.

646
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,800
That's just dandy.

647
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,220
We're going to have a swell...

648
00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:18,350
Emotional little bundle, aren't you?

649
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,147
No, I'm the intellectual type.

650
00:26:21,171 --> 00:26:22,171
Mm-hmm.

651
00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:25,450
But you're going to be very grateful to me
before this night's over.

652
00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:26,490
Yeah, I...

653
00:26:28,470 --> 00:26:29,890
Oh, well, that's more like it.

654
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,010
Oh, I'm sorry.

655
00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:35,690
How'd you learn that bit of jujitsu?

656
00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:37,950
I told you I didn't go in for shadow
boxing.

657
00:26:38,170 --> 00:26:40,310
I'm taking all the courses I can handle
right now.

658
00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:42,815
Besides, I don't think
it's proper for a girl to let a

659
00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:45,330
fella kiss her until she's at
least known him for two hours.

660
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,170
Yeah, but in the gym, you said...

661
00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:49,090
Oh, well, I don't know.

662
00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:50,430
I don't know.

663
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:51,050
I give up.

664
00:26:51,190 --> 00:26:51,870
I'm baffled.

665
00:26:51,930 --> 00:26:53,330
I know it, and I want to help you.

666
00:26:54,470 --> 00:26:54,930
Now, how?

667
00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,150
With your investigation.

668
00:26:56,630 --> 00:26:57,370
I don't follow.

669
00:26:57,590 --> 00:26:58,610
Well, I've been thinking.

670
00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:01,863
With all the girls that are
in that dancing class, the

671
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:04,271
contest would come and go,
and you'd still be investigating.

672
00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:04,970
Yeah, I know.

673
00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:08,529
So, I figured, being a girl
and being in that dancing class,

674
00:27:08,553 --> 00:27:11,330
well, I could sort of snoop
around and get some inside dope.

675
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,430
Say, that's a very good...

676
00:27:13,950 --> 00:27:15,750
Yeah, what makes you so interested in
helping?

677
00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:17,890
Well, that's kind of a silly question.

678
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,170
I think my prospects of winning that
contest are pretty good.

679
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,670
That is, if you don't find a plant.

680
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:24,850
Huh?

681
00:27:25,070 --> 00:27:27,210
Well, I mean, what chance would I stand?

682
00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:28,470
An amateur.

683
00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:30,246
All right, I'll tell you what I'll do.

684
00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:31,630
I'll put you on as a cub reporter.

685
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:34,211
You keep your eyes open,
and if any of those clucks can do

686
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,366
anything but stand on their
feet, you'll report them to me.

687
00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:37,446
And we'll investigate them.

688
00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:38,370
No, no, we won't have to.

689
00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,030
My father will.

690
00:27:39,150 --> 00:27:40,307
He owns a chain of newspapers.

691
00:27:40,331 --> 00:27:42,190
He can find out anything about anybody.

692
00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:44,890
Anybody?

693
00:27:45,390 --> 00:27:46,390
Sure.

694
00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:53,840
Well, with a set up like that, if there
is a fried egg, we're sure to find it.

695
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,080
You and me.

696
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,120
No.

697
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,580
You boarding school youngsters are all
alike.

698
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:01,542
You learn drawing room
manners and self-defense,

699
00:28:01,566 --> 00:28:03,580
but you completely
ignore the king's English.

700
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,540
Don't say you and me.

701
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:05,177
Say I.

702
00:28:05,201 --> 00:28:06,201
All right I.

703
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:06,460
Yeah.

704
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,380
I and you.

705
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,540
Yeah.

706
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:14,620
One, two, three Something's doing an extra
tap.

707
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,076
One, two, three Can't she hear it?

708
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:16,840
One, two, three, a whiz?

709
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,300
That girl.

710
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:18,980
The iron butterfly.

711
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,380
Sh!

712
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:26,120
One, two, three One, two, three One,
two, three That's all for today girls.

713
00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:28,080
Next week we'll try the triple time step.

714
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,260
Class dismissed.

715
00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:36,200
While having a workout I must be getting
started Hi, come.

716
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,476
How's the big newspaper woman?

717
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,780
Up to my eyes and jumbled tight.

718
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,080
Got a news item for you, Pat.

719
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,120
Headlines and everything.

720
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:42,260
Spill.

721
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,560
Stork arrives at Professor Lang's cottage
on the lake.

722
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,137
I don't believe it.

723
00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:47,700
It's true.

724
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,377
A big black and tan mutt sneaked in his
hideaway,

725
00:28:50,401 --> 00:28:52,040
and presented him with five puppies.

726
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,840
Oh, boy, a human interest story.

727
00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:57,120
Isn't Jean one of your suspects?

728
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,360
Oh, yeah, she's perfect.

729
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,140
If I wasn't sure that I'm the ringer,
I'd swear she was.

730
00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:03,217
We're due to get a telegram about her
today.

731
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:06,860
Boy, you should see all the telegrams
blowing into that porcupine office.

732
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,980
Hey, turn off that fan.

733
00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:12,600
Sorry, Pug, wrong plug.

734
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,840
Wrong plug, sorry, Pug.

735
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,120
Hmm, not bad.

736
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:21,240
Oh, here's a telegram I just got about
Jean Royce, your latest and best suspect.

737
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,800
Jean Royce, daughter of caretaker,
Indianapolis office building.

738
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,440
Mother does sewing by the day.

739
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,057
Jean spent three years working in bargain
basement

740
00:29:29,081 --> 00:29:30,857
to save enough money to send herself to
college.

741
00:29:30,881 --> 00:29:32,920
Suggest you take up social psychology.

742
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:34,180
You need it.

743
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:35,220
Affectionately father.

744
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,180
Oh, I feel like an awful worm pug.

745
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:37,980
Honest I do.

746
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:40,140
I didn't realize I was being such a heel.

747
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,320
Forget it, Patty.

748
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,800
Anyway, that's the last of them.

749
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:45,240
At least we know that Midwestern is 100%
pure.

750
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,520
Yeah, I guess so.

751
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,520
I think we ought to break the news today,
Chief.

752
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,920
Midwestern plant less.

753
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,377
Make a good front page feature.

754
00:29:53,401 --> 00:29:54,940
Well, what about the girlfriend?

755
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:55,780
Well, Patty?

756
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,680
Well, she's in the contest, isn't she?

757
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,660
Well, sure, but we can't investigate all
of them, just the suspicious ones.

758
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,380
If she wins that contest, I'll quit the
newspaper business.

759
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,620
Well, I think we ought to investigate her
anyway, suggest you draw public.

760
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,120
It'll show we're not prejudiced.

761
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:10,460
What do you think, Patty?

762
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,140
Oh, there's something in that.

763
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,517
Of course, you won't be able to get in
touch with my family.

764
00:30:17,541 --> 00:30:18,541
Well, why not?

765
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,740
Well, I really haven't a family,
only my father.

766
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,060
And I haven't seen him since I was a
little child.

767
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,160
He's in Europe, in Russia.

768
00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:26,980
Russia?

769
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:28,180
What's he doing there?

770
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:30,560
Oh, he's studying the Russians.

771
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:34,360
Uh, he's confidential advisor to the
president.

772
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,820
Well, you can have her investigated, even
if her father is in Russia, can't you, Pug?

773
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,177
Well, I suppose so, but...

774
00:30:40,201 --> 00:30:43,680
If her father's confidential advisor to
the president, it'd be sort of silly.

775
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,117
My father thinks I've gone off the deep
end already.

776
00:30:46,141 --> 00:30:48,357
Well, but how do we know he's the
president's confidence man

777
00:30:48,381 --> 00:30:49,600
I mean, confidential man?

778
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,440
She just said so.

779
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,501
Yeah, but that doesn't...
You mean she's a liar?

780
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:53,900
Please don't fight about it, boys.

781
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,220
It's all right.

782
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:58,320
You just write a letter to the president,
and then you'll get an answer.

783
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,560
Of course, when my father finds out that
I'm being investigated...

784
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:02,956
Yeah, don't you worry about it.

785
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:04,020
The whole thing's absurd.

786
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,320
Yeah, the whole thing's absurd.

787
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:06,900
Yeah.

788
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:09,700
Look, Cub, why don't you take a crack at
this story?

789
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,860
You've been closer to it than any of the
rest of us.

790
00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:13,360
Yeah, I guess I have.

791
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,077
Oh, and here's your headline.

792
00:31:15,101 --> 00:31:16,580
No plan at Midwestern.

793
00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:17,140
Okay.

794
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,316
Now, look, Chief, here's the way I thought
we could do this.

795
00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:19,380
Hey!

796
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,040
Who's in charge here?

797
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,160
I am.

798
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,476
There must be an echo in the joint.

799
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,816
Listen, you guys, what's the big idea?

800
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:25,180
Who are you?

801
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,360
I'm Joe Drews, doing publicity for Monarch
Studios.

802
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,116
I just got in town to arrange for the
tryouts.

803
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,276
And what's the first thing I see?

804
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:30,540
This.

805
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:34,000
A telegram to editors of co-ed college
newspapers.

806
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,920
Professional dancing girl may be planted
on your campus by Monarch Studios.

807
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:38,840
Investigate.

808
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:40,140
It's ridiculous.

809
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:41,140
Did you find a plan?

810
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,157
Did you even get any answers?

811
00:31:42,181 --> 00:31:43,960
Sure, we got lots of them.

812
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,860
Hey, wait a minute.

813
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:50,420
What bright lad sent a wire to Notre Dame?

814
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:51,640
Notre Dame?

815
00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:52,860
Listen to this.

816
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,620
The coach thinks we've got about 60 of
them on this year's squad.

817
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,560
I guess the word Dame threw me off.

818
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,000
What's the matter with you guys anyway?

819
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:01,720
A plant.

820
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,620
Why the whole idea leaves me speechless.

821
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,369
Don't you realize we've
made tests of over 250

822
00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:09,741
codes and not one of
them looks like a dancer?

823
00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:10,980
Midwestern's our last stop.

824
00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:11,740
After that, we're sunk.

825
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:14,060
Yet you accuse us of having a plant.

826
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,720
Do I look like a man who would plant a
potato?

827
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,340
Why wouldn't know what a plant looked like
if I met one face to face?

828
00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,660
Do you know Miss Marlowe?

829
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,940
Never saw her before in my life.

830
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,560
You certainly don't act like it.

831
00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:35,700
I know, I know.

832
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,240
It's the amazing resemblance.

833
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,080
She reminds me of my mother.

834
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:47,140
Well, anyway, Mr. Drews, as far as we're
concerned, the investigation's over.

835
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,900
Here's the story we're running in today's
issue.

836
00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:54,120
No plant at Midwestern by Patty Marlowe.

837
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,080
Yes, Miss Marlowe has been helping us with
the investigation.

838
00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:58,380
She has?

839
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:01,256
You know, I'm beginning to see this thing
in the new light.

840
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:01,560
Why?

841
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,520
Well, as I look the situation over,
I realize everything is okie dokie.

842
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:07,620
I mean, here you are, three ambitious
youngsters looking for a plant.

843
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,880
It's wonderful.

844
00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:09,620
Keep on looking.

845
00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:10,737
The three of you.

846
00:33:10,761 --> 00:33:13,640
It's great publicity for us, because I
know you won't find any.

847
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,100
So, keep up the good work.

848
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,780
Oh, especially you, Miss Marlowe.

849
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,400
I'm always glad to see an ambitious young
girl get ahead.

850
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:19,900
So long.

851
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,400
See you in a couple of weeks.

852
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,100
So long.

853
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:22,960
Huh.

854
00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,020
Nice guy.

855
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,240
Yeah.

856
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,460
Hey, cub, what are you doing?

857
00:33:28,780 --> 00:33:29,780
Huh?

858
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:32,220
Oh, I'm sorry.

859
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,780
I'll paste it together again.

860
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,580
Hey, what the devil's the matter with you?

861
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,720
What?

862
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,620
Oh, well...

863
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,240
It's that man.

864
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,360
What about him?

865
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,660
He reminded me of my father.

866
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:49,840
Just imagine.

867
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,120
Joe Drew's.

868
00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:54,200
Why I swallowed my heart so often,
I started getting a sore throat.

869
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:55,980
And in that Russian business.

870
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,280
If you'd stay away from that porcupine
office, life would be a lot simpler.

871
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:00,580
But I like it.

872
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:03,660
Eve, journalism's the most exciting
business in the world.

873
00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:05,917
Did I tell you about our photographic
supplement?

874
00:34:05,941 --> 00:34:08,360
We're running a full page of cuts every
week.

875
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,380
Pug made me assistant art editor.

876
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:11,700
And that's great.

877
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,120
What about Hollywood?

878
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,780
What about that big career?

879
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:15,780
Hollywood.

880
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,440
It's really a crummy town, Eve.

881
00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:18,661
They do it all with mirrors.

882
00:34:19,060 --> 00:34:20,120
I like it here.

883
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,020
I want to educate myself.

884
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:24,740
Most of a hoofer's brain should be in her
feet.

885
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:26,957
And I feel as though I should tell you
that...

886
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,040
We're going to the dance tomorrow night,
Pug and I.

887
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,340
Oh, not to dance, but to take pictures.

888
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,837
It kind of makes everything important.

889
00:34:33,861 --> 00:34:34,080
I wouldn't.

890
00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:35,820
I know.

891
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:37,620
Journalism's wonderful.

892
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,080
So are journalists.

893
00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:46,790
Hiya, Pug.

894
00:34:46,850 --> 00:34:47,070
Hi.

895
00:34:47,270 --> 00:34:48,270
Hey.

896
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,090
Where's my assistant?

897
00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:51,210
She's 15 minutes late.

898
00:34:51,310 --> 00:34:52,910
If you'd call for her, you'd know.

899
00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:53,970
I couldn't call for her.

900
00:34:54,070 --> 00:34:56,786
I had to bring flashlight bulbs and a
million other things over here.

901
00:34:56,810 --> 00:34:59,766
Anyway, among newspaper men, there's no
difference between a man and a woman.

902
00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:00,790
That's quite a theory.

903
00:35:01,050 --> 00:35:03,910
The home life of a newspaper man must be
screamingly funny.

904
00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:04,747
Hiya, Pug.

905
00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:05,771
You said that.

906
00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:09,850
Women.

907
00:35:10,970 --> 00:35:11,970
Quish conflagration.

908
00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:13,190
Smoldering embers.

909
00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:15,306
Chief, don't you ever get your mind out of
the furnace?

910
00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:16,330
You're a cynic, Pug.

911
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:16,910
Too bad.

912
00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:18,070
At your age.

913
00:35:18,790 --> 00:35:19,450
Get any pictures?

914
00:35:19,710 --> 00:35:21,150
No, I'm waiting for little Sir Echo.

915
00:35:21,290 --> 00:35:22,290
Oh.

916
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,120
Laws of Massey.

917
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,620
A walk and a settling torch.

918
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,800
Chief, someday you're going to go right up
in smoke.

919
00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:34,470
Jumping Jupiter.

920
00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:34,830
Patty.

921
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:36,130
Hello.

922
00:35:36,210 --> 00:35:36,987
Hello, Cub.

923
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,090
So that's the odor of burning flesh,
huh?

924
00:35:39,330 --> 00:35:40,406
Well, uh... Excuse us, Chief.

925
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,430
We've got work to do.

926
00:35:43,470 --> 00:35:46,850
Say, you've got time to go steady for
about 15 or 20 minutes.

927
00:35:47,090 --> 00:35:49,030
Sorry, I don't believe in tying myself
down.

928
00:35:49,330 --> 00:35:49,490
Oh.

929
00:35:49,830 --> 00:35:51,250
Say, look, but the thing is...

930
00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,730
Gosh, Patty, you look like you swallowed a
sunset.

931
00:35:54,310 --> 00:35:57,430
Well, when the Chief saw you, steam
started rising from his collar.

932
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,990
His boiling point's pretty low.

933
00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:00,227
Oh, no, not anymore it isn't.

934
00:36:00,251 --> 00:36:02,110
Women haven't the slightest effect on him.

935
00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:03,930
Unless they're within shouting distance.

936
00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:09,430
Oh, this is just run-of-the-mill stuff.

937
00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:10,650
What we want is life.

938
00:36:10,930 --> 00:36:13,090
And where there's life, there are no
electric lights.

939
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:20,300
All set?

940
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:21,540
Yeah.

941
00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:26,897
Why can't we reach an understanding?

942
00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:28,020
We can.

943
00:36:32,110 --> 00:36:32,910
What was that?

944
00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:34,170
They took our picture.

945
00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:35,190
It's blackmail.

946
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:36,310
Let's get them.

947
00:36:37,110 --> 00:36:38,110
Go on, Patty, beat it.

948
00:36:39,190 --> 00:36:39,550
Hey!

949
00:36:39,770 --> 00:36:41,750
Hey, what is that?

950
00:37:01,090 --> 00:37:03,470
And every single issue will be
confiscated.

951
00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:04,850
But, President Cavendish.

952
00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:06,370
I am shocked.

953
00:37:07,150 --> 00:37:08,990
But such things go on all around us,
sir.

954
00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:10,290
It's truth, it's life.

955
00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:12,307
And the function of a newspaper is not
to

956
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:14,457
the idea that our young
women are called upon to

957
00:37:14,481 --> 00:37:16,831
protect themselves with
their fists, for instance.

958
00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:21,590
Nor is it to embarrass Professor Sangster
and his attractive young bride.

959
00:37:22,330 --> 00:37:24,450
Professor Sangster takes a boat ride.

960
00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:27,690
Who wrote these captions?

961
00:37:28,730 --> 00:37:30,810
Well, I thought they were kind of funny.

962
00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:35,120
Your idea of humor, I'm
afraid, Miss Marlowe, has been

963
00:37:35,144 --> 00:37:37,930
somewhat warped by our
modern trend towards vulgarism.

964
00:37:38,650 --> 00:37:39,230
Yes, sir.

965
00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:41,767
Miss Marlowe was acting under orders all
the way through, sir.

966
00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:43,450
I accept full responsibility for this.

967
00:37:43,890 --> 00:37:46,490
Would you mind taking a close look at
that, Miss Marlowe?

968
00:37:48,730 --> 00:37:49,730
Incubator baby.

969
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,190
Oh, I didn't know.

970
00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:57,067
If I'd only known it was you, sir...

971
00:37:57,091 --> 00:37:59,671
It's humiliating to be
forced to explain my

972
00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:02,390
conduct to a couple of
undergraduates, but...

973
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:07,326
Well, I was not indulging in an alcoholic
beverage, as Miss Marlowe implies by her.

974
00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:07,427
...

975
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,130
her side-splitting caption.

976
00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:14,870
It was to Zane, an old-fashioned cough
remedy.

977
00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:16,710
I'm sorry, sir.

978
00:38:17,470 --> 00:38:20,851
You published a retraction and... I
don't wish to give it that importance.

979
00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:23,160
A newspaper Patty never
compromises with the facts,

980
00:38:23,184 --> 00:38:25,467
even though they involve
people in high places.

981
00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:26,950
I'm afraid we're wasting time.

982
00:38:28,110 --> 00:38:32,267
When a student deliberately sets out to
injure the institution in which he is a

983
00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:34,770
privileged member, we accuse him of
disloyalty.

984
00:38:35,390 --> 00:38:39,090
You have forced me to ask you both to
withdraw from Midwestern University.

985
00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:41,070
Oh, no.

986
00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:42,610
Oh, you can't...

987
00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:44,390
You mustn't.

988
00:38:44,970 --> 00:38:48,670
Why, President Cavendish,
you... Well, you don't understand.

989
00:38:49,130 --> 00:38:54,410
I'm here, but... Well, I've just got to...
You seem to like it here, Miss Marlowe.

990
00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:55,470
I love it here.

991
00:38:56,310 --> 00:39:00,070
Well, I haven't used the word expelled
because my decision isn't quite final.

992
00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:04,770
I ask you to withdraw from student activities
until I can confer with your parents.

993
00:39:05,270 --> 00:39:08,030
Oh, I'm sorry to have my father drawn into
this, sir.

994
00:39:08,090 --> 00:39:09,210
He's a very busy man.

995
00:39:09,490 --> 00:39:12,710
I'd hope that he might spare a couple of
days for the sake of his son.

996
00:39:13,330 --> 00:39:17,270
Perhaps even for the good of the university
and your father too, Miss Marlowe.

997
00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:20,310
You... you mean my father?

998
00:39:20,410 --> 00:39:22,330
The registrar has already notified them.

999
00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:25,390
Oh, but President Cavendish...

1000
00:39:26,570 --> 00:39:28,850
My father is... He
will be here on Friday.

1001
00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:31,170
Please arrange to be present yourself.

1002
00:39:31,810 --> 00:39:33,150
Oh, but you... That is all.

1003
00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:34,330
You are excused.

1004
00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:37,550
But.

1005
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,440
Eve, something terrible's happened.

1006
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:46,620
They've sent for Pops.

1007
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,240
Pops?

1008
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:49,140
Well, it's telephoned New York.

1009
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,120
Let's stop him from coming.

1010
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,100
I've already done that.

1011
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:51,577
He's left.

1012
00:39:51,601 --> 00:39:53,020
Well, what train's he coming on?

1013
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:53,880
He's motoring.

1014
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,080
From New York?

1015
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,120
From Moscow?

1016
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,800
Well, what do you tell Pug?

1017
00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:58,940
I don't know.

1018
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:01,160
Maybe Pug will get sick.

1019
00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:03,740
Those hot dogs are bound to work sometime.

1020
00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:13,710
And I'm sure you can handle it without my
aid.

1021
00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:16,310
Solving your own problems can't spoil you.

1022
00:40:16,570 --> 00:40:18,930
This won't be the last in life you'll have
to face alone.

1023
00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:20,910
Affectionately father.

1024
00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:24,050
So, you see, my father won't be here
either.

1025
00:40:26,170 --> 00:40:28,230
Oh, this is for mine.

1026
00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:30,070
No, dinner's on me.

1027
00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:32,110
Gee Pug, thanks.

1028
00:40:35,190 --> 00:40:38,170
Pug, what's the distance between here and
Russia?

1029
00:40:38,690 --> 00:40:41,070
It's a lot longer than the distance
between here and Friday.

1030
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:43,330
What's the use, Cub?

1031
00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:44,530
We're both stuck.

1032
00:40:45,350 --> 00:40:46,930
Just like old Pedro here.

1033
00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:48,530
Mortal Shakespeare.

1034
00:40:48,730 --> 00:40:49,547
What we need is a brainstorm.

1035
00:40:49,571 --> 00:40:51,190
All the world's a stage.

1036
00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:53,630
And all the men and women merely players.

1037
00:40:54,090 --> 00:40:56,330
They have their exits and their entrances.

1038
00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:59,830
And one man in his time plays many parts.

1039
00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:00,067
Huh?

1040
00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:01,091
I think I've got it.

1041
00:41:01,310 --> 00:41:02,310
The brainstorm.

1042
00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:03,610
Okay, spill.

1043
00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:05,650
Has President Candidish ever seen your
father?

1044
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:06,830
I don't think so, why?

1045
00:41:06,870 --> 00:41:08,190
Well, he hasn't seen mine either.

1046
00:41:08,350 --> 00:41:08,590
So?

1047
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:11,010
So, why don't we hire a couple of fathers?

1048
00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:12,230
Just for the afternoon.

1049
00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:14,370
That's not a brainstorm, that's a flood.

1050
00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:18,370
Yeah, but where are we going to get a
couple of fathers on a moment's notice?

1051
00:41:18,570 --> 00:41:19,730
Well, we haven't till Friday.

1052
00:41:20,190 --> 00:41:22,630
I heard that there's a stock company
playing over in Ellerton.

1053
00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:25,050
Oh, you'll surely be able to pick up a
father there.

1054
00:41:25,210 --> 00:41:25,450
Yeah.

1055
00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:26,790
Yeah, well, why me?

1056
00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:28,850
Who's going to play the part of your
father?

1057
00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:33,450
I think I know just the man.

1058
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,170
Now, listen, sister.

1059
00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:38,090
I don't care if this is the office of
President Cavendish.

1060
00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:39,750
Don't try to stall me.

1061
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:42,550
I want to see my daughter, Patty,
and I want to see her quick.

1062
00:41:42,850 --> 00:41:43,827
Now, where's her room?

1063
00:41:43,851 --> 00:41:45,810
She isn't in her room, Mr. Marlowe.

1064
00:41:45,930 --> 00:41:47,790
She's probably on her way over here now.

1065
00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:49,871
But you said to me... Pardon me.

1066
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:55,660
Patty!

1067
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,500
Oh, gosh, you look great, Pops.

1068
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,580
How are they treating you, baby?

1069
00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,760
Making trouble for you?

1070
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,640
Oh, trouble's paradise compared to what
I'm in.

1071
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:01,860
So?

1072
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:05,096
Now, listen, Pops, and listen fast,
because we've only got a minute.

1073
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,780
I hated to do it, but I got in an awful
spot and I had to.

1074
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:08,400
Had to do what?

1075
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,180
But I'm going to tell you.

1076
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:10,820
Now, look, you're my father, right?

1077
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,160
Of course.

1078
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:13,757
What makes you think I ain't?

1079
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:14,500
Oh, now, wait a minute.

1080
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,060
You're getting off on the wrong foot.

1081
00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:17,840
You're my father and you're here.

1082
00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:19,660
But Pug thinks that you're in Russia.

1083
00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:21,100
Oh, well, that's... Who's Pug?

1084
00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,340
What difference does it make?

1085
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,056
Oh, luck on who you're talking about.

1086
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,680
All right, he's a guy, a friend of mine.

1087
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:25,120
Oh, oh.

1088
00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:26,500
He hasn't got a father either.

1089
00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:27,480
I mean here.

1090
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,500
But Patty, you have a father, dear.

1091
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,040
Look, look.

1092
00:42:30,260 --> 00:42:31,280
Don't you recognize me?

1093
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,580
Of course I recognize you, but that's not
the point.

1094
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:34,460
Well, what is the point?

1095
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:35,500
Pops, will you listen?

1096
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,417
Now, you're not my real father today.

1097
00:42:37,441 --> 00:42:40,120
You're just here playing the part of my
father who's in Russia.

1098
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:41,420
But just for today.

1099
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:41,860
Understand?

1100
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,580
What am I doing in Russia?

1101
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,300
Studying the Russians.

1102
00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:50,200
Oh, Patty, my little girl, they've turned
you against me.

1103
00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:51,540
Oh!

1104
00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:54,880
Look, Pops.

1105
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:55,220
But?

1106
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,020
Suppose you were in Russia.

1107
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,396
You couldn't be here, could you?

1108
00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:59,176
But I'm not here.

1109
00:42:59,200 --> 00:42:59,560
Could you?

1110
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:00,520
No.

1111
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,957
But my father had to be here today,
didn't he?

1112
00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:03,500
Well?

1113
00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:07,160
So I'd have to go out and hire somebody to
act like my father, wouldn't I?

1114
00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:08,540
Uh-huh.

1115
00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:10,160
Okay, you're the one.

1116
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,920
Well, which one?

1117
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120
My hired father.

1118
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:15,720
Well, why hired?

1119
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,860
Because of Pug.

1120
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:17,720
Who's Pug?

1121
00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:19,300
I just told you that.

1122
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,225
If he finds out that
you're in this country,

1123
00:43:21,249 --> 00:43:23,060
the contest to me and
everything will be sunk.

1124
00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:24,536
And he's gonna be here in a minute.

1125
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,097
I'd better get out of here.

1126
00:43:25,121 --> 00:43:25,760
Oh, no, you don't.

1127
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,080
You're gonna stay right here and act like
my father.

1128
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:28,777
But you said he would be...

1129
00:43:28,801 --> 00:43:32,297
Now, look, everything is gonna be all
right if you'll just act like my fake

1130
00:43:32,321 --> 00:43:34,680
father, but not like my real one who's in
Russia.

1131
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:36,880
Oh, Patty, my child.

1132
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,300
You're crazy.

1133
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:43,720
Hello.

1134
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,540
Uh, local talent.

1135
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,440
He's in that stock company at Ellerton.

1136
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,580
Plays the page board.

1137
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:51,500
Say, where'd you get him?

1138
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,800
He looks very good.

1139
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,360
Oh, well, he's from New York.

1140
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,840
An import?

1141
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,340
Young man, I'm Mr. Marlow, Patty's father.

1142
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,180
Yeah, okay, okay.

1143
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,436
Save that stuff for later, huh?

1144
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:03,077
Yeah, certainly we...
Say, just a minute.

1145
00:44:03,101 --> 00:44:04,860
I don't like your attitude, you know what?

1146
00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:05,980
What's the matter here?

1147
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,040
Puggy's just an artist.

1148
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,340
He's getting into the mood.

1149
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:10,840
Let's have introductions, huh?

1150
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:12,060
Oh, okay.

1151
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,240
Father, this is Mr. Marlow and his
daughter Patty.

1152
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,040
And I'm Pug Braddock, his son.

1153
00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:19,800
Well, I'm happy to know you both.

1154
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:21,620
Look, Pee-wee.

1155
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,200
This is your last chance to ask questions.

1156
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:26,020
Now, you sure you got everything straight?

1157
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,220
Queer little duck.

1158
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,040
He hasn't opened his mouth since I met
him.

1159
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:31,940
What?

1160
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,440
No, it's true.

1161
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,860
President Cavendish will see you now.

1162
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:36,760
Okay, Pee-wee.

1163
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,600
And don't be afraid to talk.

1164
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,320
Remember, you're an important publisher.

1165
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,020
Cute, isn't he?

1166
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,320
Mr. Braddock?

1167
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:51,640
Mr. Braddock?

1168
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:52,340
Mr. Marlow.

1169
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,703
I sincerely regret having
had to summon you

1170
00:44:54,727 --> 00:44:57,080
here today, as I know
you are very busy men.

1171
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,460
Please, sit down.

1172
00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:05,190
You have both been briefly
acquainted with the facts

1173
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,680
responsible for this, uh,
this unfortunate situation.

1174
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,264
Before I review it in
detail, perhaps one of

1175
00:45:10,288 --> 00:45:12,881
you gentlemen would
like to say something.

1176
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,320
My son Mug... Pug.

1177
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,280
Uh, Pug, has told me everything.

1178
00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:23,620
And there is no need to go into any
further details.

1179
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,840
I am probably one of the busiest men in
this world.

1180
00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:30,100
Do you know what it is to run a large
chain of newspapers?

1181
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,520
No, of course not.

1182
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,180
Well, in fact, I hardly know at times
myself.

1183
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:35,420
It's so complicated.

1184
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:39,480
And you bring me all the way down here for
a childish little thing like this.

1185
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,020
Now, I ask you.

1186
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,200
Is there one intelligent
man who could possibly

1187
00:45:44,224 --> 00:45:47,341
consider your attitude
anything but silly?

1188
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,740
Uh, did you wish to say something,
Lug?

1189
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,660
Uh, Mug?

1190
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:51,157
Pug?

1191
00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:52,800
Oh, no, Father, nothing.

1192
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,740
No, not a thing.

1193
00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:54,980
Then please don't interrupt.

1194
00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:57,940
I have thousands of men working for me.

1195
00:45:58,220 --> 00:46:02,740
Factories, presses, and machinery,
all hanging on my every word.

1196
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,897
While you, a college professor,
has nothing better to do with his time

1197
00:46:06,921 --> 00:46:10,211
than to think up ways of
slowing down the progress of

1198
00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:13,840
a man like me who really
makes this world what it is.

1199
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:15,600
Yes, Mr. Braddock.

1200
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,680
You are one of the men who make this world
what it is, aren't you?

1201
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,020
It's rather a tragic thought.

1202
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,060
Hey, wait a minute.

1203
00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:25,000
I thought I told you to keep quiet.

1204
00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:25,420
What?

1205
00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:27,460
Oh, I'm used to these sentiments.

1206
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:32,100
Yes, I get them every day from weaklings
and mushy-minded radicals.

1207
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,480
My point of view, sir, is shared by
millions.

1208
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,360
It's men like yourself.

1209
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,800
The Braddocks of this world who are the
blight of this world.

1210
00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:41,580
Hey, you're talking about my father.

1211
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,620
I think he is perfectly capable of
speaking for himself.

1212
00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:45,320
No, he's not.

1213
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,360
I beg your pardon?

1214
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,480
Because he's not here.

1215
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:48,900
What?

1216
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,317
This man's not my father.

1217
00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:51,341
He's a substitute.

1218
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,980
And a darn rotten one, too.

1219
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:54,040
Oh, but Pug.

1220
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,440
Oh, what's the use, Patty?

1221
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,760
This idea was cockeyed from the start.

1222
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,000
This isn't my father and that's not hers.

1223
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:01,580
What?

1224
00:47:01,740 --> 00:47:02,860
Not hers either?

1225
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,200
No, sir.

1226
00:47:04,340 --> 00:47:05,160
Listen, you.

1227
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,280
You speak for yourself.

1228
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:07,920
I'm her father and all of us have been.

1229
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:08,620
Oh, forget it.

1230
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:09,340
The act's over.

1231
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:10,040
What act?

1232
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,360
My father was too busy to come here today
and her father's in Russia.

1233
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:18,157
I... Well, we knew we'd get tossed
out of school if they didn't show up, so...

1234
00:47:18,181 --> 00:47:20,020
Well, we hired a couple of substitutes.

1235
00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:23,420
Such a trick is entirely consistent with
your type of mind, Mr. Braddock.

1236
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:25,080
Yours too, Miss Marlowe.

1237
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,494
This, on top of your
previous actions, can leave

1238
00:47:28,518 --> 00:47:30,820
me with but one decision
regarding the both of you.

1239
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,200
Just a minute, Mr. President.

1240
00:47:32,340 --> 00:47:33,080
Why should we talk?

1241
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,520
Who are these two men?

1242
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:36,076
They're a couple of third-rate actors.

1243
00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:37,100
Hams.

1244
00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:40,680
Listen, maybe yours is a ham, but mine's
not.

1245
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:41,500
He's my father.

1246
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:42,440
Now, really, Miss Marlowe.

1247
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,760
I tell you, he's my father.

1248
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,580
Take it easy, Patty.

1249
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:45,500
It's too late now.

1250
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:45,837
I won't take it easy.

1251
00:47:45,861 --> 00:47:46,861
Wait a minute.

1252
00:47:47,180 --> 00:47:48,380
Is this man your father?

1253
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:48,940
Yes.

1254
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,880
Is Miss Marlowe your daughter?

1255
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,200
No.

1256
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,068
And just because I
ain't her father, I can see

1257
00:47:57,092 --> 00:47:59,180
the situation from an
unprejudiced viewpoint.

1258
00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:03,400
Oh, there's lots of things going on around
here underneath the surface that

1259
00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:05,960
calls for a little extra thought.

1260
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,200
Now, here's what I mean, Mr. President.

1261
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,080
These kids pulled off a pretty fast stunt.

1262
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,240
All right.

1263
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,560
Why did they do it?

1264
00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:18,720
And why did they go to all the trouble to
hire a couple of actors?

1265
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:20,116
Now, that's a very important point.

1266
00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:21,140
Very important.

1267
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:26,457
All I can say is, that is from an
unprejudiced viewpoint, that they must be

1268
00:48:26,481 --> 00:48:30,520
mighty deep in love with this here school
of yours to even risk doing such a thing.

1269
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,480
Now, I ain't wrong about that,
am I?

1270
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,080
There's a great deal in what you say.

1271
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,920
You've made it very clear that their
intentions were extremely good.

1272
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,300
However, we all know what place is paved
with good intentions.

1273
00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:47,160
Yeah, yeah, sure we do.

1274
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:47,640
Very well then.

1275
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:48,700
Oh, but I'm not finished.

1276
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,561
Now, what they did
in the first place wasn't

1277
00:48:51,585 --> 00:48:53,757
bad enough for you to
throw them out of school.

1278
00:48:53,781 --> 00:48:57,360
Just bad enough to send for their parents,
right?

1279
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:58,080
Quite.

1280
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,280
But they were too busy to show up.

1281
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,020
Important men.

1282
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:04,580
Both.

1283
00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:06,020
Ah!

1284
00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:08,720
Traveling all around the world among
foreigners.

1285
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,820
Russians, no less.

1286
00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:13,100
Is that the kids' fault?

1287
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:13,460
No.

1288
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,140
If there's anyone to blame, it ain't them,
it's their parents, right?

1289
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,600
There's a great deal in what you say.

1290
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:22,160
Oh, I don't wish to pass a hasty judgment.

1291
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:26,360
I shall make every effort to contact your
parents.

1292
00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:29,100
Until such a time, you may resume your
studies.

1293
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,860
Oh, thank you.

1294
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:31,480
Thank you, sir.

1295
00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:33,380
I'm very glad to have met you,
mister.

1296
00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,220
Oh, just call me Pops.

1297
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,120
And I'm very glad to have met you.

1298
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,880
We'll probably be seeing each other again.

1299
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:41,276
It'll be a great pleasure.

1300
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:42,300
Thank you.

1301
00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:59,440
Boy, oh boy, now that's what I call real
acting.

1302
00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:02,316
You know, for a moment there, you had me
thinking you really were a father.

1303
00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:02,516
That's right.

1304
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,040
And Patty, you put on a great show.

1305
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,020
Hi, Eve.

1306
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:05,860
What happened?

1307
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,036
Well, we were hanging
by the neck for a while

1308
00:50:08,060 --> 00:50:09,920
until Pops here stepped
in and cut the rope.

1309
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,600
Uh, this is the rope.

1310
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,160
I don't understand.

1311
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,740
The whole plot was exposed.

1312
00:50:15,740 --> 00:50:16,740
The whole plot?

1313
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,400
Uh, yes.

1314
00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:22,100
Well, I've got to drive Mickey Rooney back
to Ellerton.

1315
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:23,440
So long.

1316
00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:24,480
Thanks a million.

1317
00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:25,620
You were a lifesaver.

1318
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,820
Oh, forget it, my boy.

1319
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,080
It was nothing but a matinee.

1320
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,220
Say, why don't you stick around?

1321
00:50:29,340 --> 00:50:31,180
I'd like to get some dope on you for the
paper.

1322
00:50:31,220 --> 00:50:33,140
Well, I've never yet ran away from
publicity.

1323
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:33,660
Swell.

1324
00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:35,140
Well, so long, girls.

1325
00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:36,180
Goodbye.

1326
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,480
Let's go, son.

1327
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,220
Well, I guess I stopped the show for you,
didn't I, baby?

1328
00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:43,740
Oh, Pops, you were wonderful.

1329
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,677
But you have to get right back to New York
because if Puck ever find out

1330
00:50:46,701 --> 00:50:47,717
I know, I know, I know.

1331
00:50:47,741 --> 00:50:50,360
Well, say, this contest has got you tied
up in knots.

1332
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:51,340
You said it.

1333
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,740
Well, if the kid's gonna be right back,
I guess I better clog along.

1334
00:50:55,060 --> 00:50:56,796
Say, Eve, give me a lift to the highway,
will you?

1335
00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:58,120
No more hitchhiking.

1336
00:50:58,260 --> 00:50:59,260
Come on, Eve.

1337
00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:00,420
Pops, you take the car.

1338
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,700
And when you get to New York, please put
it in a garage.

1339
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,140
Oh, yeah.

1340
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:04,820
Say, this is Joe's car, ain't it?

1341
00:51:05,060 --> 00:51:05,637
Sure, whatever.

1342
00:51:05,661 --> 00:51:07,500
Now, look, Eve, you got your driver's
license.

1343
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:07,920
Sure.

1344
00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:11,360
But the owner's license here is in the
name of Joe Drew.

1345
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,720
Say, if I'm stopped, they're liable to
think I pinched this wagon.

1346
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,800
Oh, no, they won't.

1347
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,920
Now, Joe's in Chicago.

1348
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:18,860
And if anything happens, get in touch with
him.

1349
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:19,080
Oh.

1350
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,680
Bye-bye, darling.

1351
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:21,000
Bye.

1352
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,560
Now, please drive carefully.

1353
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,020
I will, I will.

1354
00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:24,380
All right.

1355
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:24,780
Bye.

1356
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:25,980
Write me now.

1357
00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:27,060
I promise.

1358
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:28,100
Bye.

1359
00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:32,640
Well, that was the most jittery half hour
I've ever spent in my life.

1360
00:51:33,060 --> 00:51:34,780
Thank heavens, we're in the clear again.

1361
00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:54,030
Oh, just a few scratches, that's all.

1362
00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:55,790
But, Pops, how did it happen?

1363
00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:58,730
Did you ever see that traffic standard in
the middle of Main Street?

1364
00:51:58,890 --> 00:51:59,190
Yes.

1365
00:51:59,490 --> 00:52:00,190
Well, I didn't.

1366
00:52:00,470 --> 00:52:01,470
But don't worry, baby.

1367
00:52:01,570 --> 00:52:04,250
I'll scram out of here tomorrow morning
and everything will be okay.

1368
00:52:04,550 --> 00:52:05,710
Oh, snap out of it, honey.

1369
00:52:05,830 --> 00:52:08,150
You're gonna stay right here until those
bandages come off.

1370
00:52:08,990 --> 00:52:11,550
We'll take an apartment near the
campus and... Oh, wait a minute.

1371
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:12,687
We can't take an apartment.

1372
00:52:12,711 --> 00:52:13,711
How about Pug?

1373
00:52:14,050 --> 00:52:15,370
Well, I mean, what'll he think?

1374
00:52:15,570 --> 00:52:16,030
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1375
00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:17,346
I'd better go back to New York.

1376
00:52:17,370 --> 00:52:18,470
Oh, no, I can't let you.

1377
00:52:18,550 --> 00:52:21,090
What's wrong with staying right here in
this hospital?

1378
00:52:21,830 --> 00:52:24,090
We can even have a no-visitor sign put on
the door.

1379
00:52:24,230 --> 00:52:25,910
You couldn't be in a more perfect spot.

1380
00:52:26,150 --> 00:52:26,790
Eva's right.

1381
00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:29,050
That no-visitor's idea will solve
everything.

1382
00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:29,450
Yeah?

1383
00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:31,510
I'm gonna tell the nurse right away.

1384
00:52:32,430 --> 00:52:33,430
Can I come in?

1385
00:52:34,010 --> 00:52:35,810
They just told me about it at the park
office.

1386
00:52:35,870 --> 00:52:36,390
How'd it happen?

1387
00:52:36,530 --> 00:52:37,530
I don't know.

1388
00:52:38,170 --> 00:52:38,550
Shh.

1389
00:52:39,070 --> 00:52:40,070
He's in a coma.

1390
00:52:40,650 --> 00:52:41,650
He is?

1391
00:52:42,010 --> 00:52:43,090
I was just leaving.

1392
00:52:43,370 --> 00:52:44,930
He's not supposed to have any visitors.

1393
00:52:45,210 --> 00:52:46,210
Where's the nurse?

1394
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:49,430
Well, uh... Eve will wait
here until she comes.

1395
00:52:51,570 --> 00:52:53,349
Well, if he can't have
visitors, we might as well

1396
00:52:53,373 --> 00:52:55,213
go over to the police
lot and pick up your car.

1397
00:52:55,290 --> 00:52:56,047
Oh, swell.

1398
00:52:56,071 --> 00:52:57,410
You'll be able to drive
it right away as soon

1399
00:52:57,434 --> 00:52:59,851
as you get your keys
and owner's license.

1400
00:53:00,270 --> 00:53:01,671
But... The owner's license?

1401
00:53:01,990 --> 00:53:02,390
Sure.

1402
00:53:02,910 --> 00:53:04,030
Oh, wait now, listen.

1403
00:53:04,550 --> 00:53:06,090
I've got something to tell you first.

1404
00:53:06,610 --> 00:53:09,147
I guess I should have told you a long time
ago, but...

1405
00:53:09,171 --> 00:53:11,666
Well, will you drive me someplace in your
car where we can talk?

1406
00:53:11,690 --> 00:53:12,170
Right now?

1407
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:13,390
Uh-huh.

1408
00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:14,150
Okay.

1409
00:53:14,590 --> 00:53:15,730
I know a perfect place.

1410
00:53:16,070 --> 00:53:17,570
Secluded and practically private.

1411
00:53:25,930 --> 00:53:27,310
Hey, cut off those lights!

1412
00:53:27,670 --> 00:53:27,766
Turn it off!

1413
00:53:27,790 --> 00:53:28,450
Turn it off!

1414
00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:30,086
Come on, come on!

1415
00:53:30,110 --> 00:53:31,110
Come on!

1416
00:53:33,370 --> 00:53:33,807
Come on!

1417
00:53:33,831 --> 00:53:34,831
Remember it?

1418
00:53:35,130 --> 00:53:36,130
Uh-huh.

1419
00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:38,970
I even remember those other cars.

1420
00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:41,770
Don't they ever leave?

1421
00:53:44,210 --> 00:53:45,490
Oh, Patty, you're lovely.

1422
00:53:49,370 --> 00:53:52,310
Pug, I think you better wait until you
hear what I have to say.

1423
00:53:52,950 --> 00:53:53,950
Okay.

1424
00:53:55,110 --> 00:53:56,550
This has got to be off the record.

1425
00:53:56,930 --> 00:53:58,050
Just between you and me.

1426
00:53:58,790 --> 00:54:00,530
What do you think I am, a cad?

1427
00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:02,550
Off the record, promise?

1428
00:54:02,890 --> 00:54:03,890
Sure.

1429
00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:08,410
Pug, I can't talk while you're so busy.

1430
00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:11,350
Will you go to your own corner for a
minute, please?

1431
00:54:12,130 --> 00:54:14,290
This place certainly has a strange effect
on you.

1432
00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:15,510
It stimulates your mind.

1433
00:54:17,130 --> 00:54:19,330
Do you know why I didn't want you to get
my car license?

1434
00:54:19,790 --> 00:54:20,790
Uh-uh.

1435
00:54:21,830 --> 00:54:25,571
Because it's in the name of Joe Drews, and
I'm the plant in the Monarch Dance Contest.

1436
00:54:29,090 --> 00:54:30,090
What?

1437
00:54:30,770 --> 00:54:32,590
I'm sorry, but it's the truth.

1438
00:54:33,930 --> 00:54:35,270
You mean you're the plant?

1439
00:54:35,490 --> 00:54:36,730
The one we've been looking for?

1440
00:54:37,110 --> 00:54:38,870
And Pops is really my father.

1441
00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:40,770
And he's not in a coma.

1442
00:54:47,390 --> 00:54:49,390
I think I'd like to go home now.

1443
00:54:50,530 --> 00:54:51,530
Yeah.

1444
00:54:52,070 --> 00:54:53,330
I think I'll walk.

1445
00:54:57,030 --> 00:54:58,470
Drive it back to Rudd Hall.

1446
00:55:02,410 --> 00:55:03,410
Pug.

1447
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,760
Patty.

1448
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:32,020
Yes, Pug?

1449
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,060
Come here.

1450
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,320
Yes, Pug?

1451
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:39,720
Come on, let's walk.

1452
00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:42,608
Now, I've been doing a lot
of thinking about this, and no

1453
00:55:42,632 --> 00:55:45,240
matter how I present it to myself,
I always get the same answer.

1454
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,300
What's that, Pug?

1455
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,280
That you're an awful liar and a cheat.

1456
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,677
I guess you're right.

1457
00:55:50,701 --> 00:55:52,117
Of course, I

1458
00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:54,349
I realize there are certain
circumstances under

1459
00:55:54,373 --> 00:55:56,840
which such things might
be justifiable in a way.

1460
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:57,520
Yes, Pug?

1461
00:55:57,700 --> 00:55:58,820
But this wasn't one of them.

1462
00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:00,640
No, I guess not.

1463
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:01,717
The way you...

1464
00:56:01,741 --> 00:56:05,180
The way you deliberately set a
Bob with careful planning to pull

1465
00:56:05,204 --> 00:56:07,741
off a large-scale fraud like
this is completely inexcusable.

1466
00:56:08,460 --> 00:56:10,100
And besides that, I...

1467
00:56:17,470 --> 00:56:18,590
What's the matter, Cub?

1468
00:56:19,630 --> 00:56:20,070
Nothing.

1469
00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:22,110
I guess I got something in my eye.

1470
00:56:23,570 --> 00:56:26,350
Look, Pug, this all adds up to a question.

1471
00:56:27,230 --> 00:56:28,230
Will you marry me?

1472
00:56:31,290 --> 00:56:35,550
Oh, gosh, Pug, I don't think your
arithmetic is so hot.

1473
00:56:35,890 --> 00:56:36,970
What about the contest?

1474
00:56:37,610 --> 00:56:38,610
Forget it.

1475
00:56:38,890 --> 00:56:41,106
Oh, but, Pug, I... How soon
can we get married, Patti?

1476
00:56:41,130 --> 00:56:41,290
Tomorrow?

1477
00:56:41,770 --> 00:56:44,206
But, Pug, that's why I... Look,
I've got the whole thing planned.

1478
00:56:44,230 --> 00:56:46,559
You can switch over to
journalism, and we can take an

1479
00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:48,367
apartment off the campus,
and then when I've graduated...

1480
00:56:48,391 --> 00:56:51,590
Wait a minute, Pug, I still have to go
through with this contest.

1481
00:56:52,090 --> 00:56:53,730
Oh, but you can't, Patti, not now.

1482
00:56:53,890 --> 00:56:54,890
But I've got to.

1483
00:56:54,930 --> 00:56:58,510
If I didn't go through with it, I'd be
double-crossing Joe and a lot of people.

1484
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,510
They trusted me and gave me a break.

1485
00:57:00,890 --> 00:57:02,490
They've got everything staked on me.

1486
00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:03,690
But they're crooks.

1487
00:57:03,930 --> 00:57:06,110
If I failed them now, I'd be crooked,
too.

1488
00:57:07,770 --> 00:57:09,450
Okay, drive it back to Rudd Hall.

1489
00:57:09,570 --> 00:57:10,350
I'll still walk.

1490
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:11,830
Oh, Pug, be fair.

1491
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:12,270
Fair?

1492
00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:13,750
That's great.

1493
00:57:13,790 --> 00:57:16,547
You get mixed up in a shady deal to jip a
lot of college kids.

1494
00:57:16,571 --> 00:57:18,497
Tie me up with a promise
so I can't do a thing

1495
00:57:18,521 --> 00:57:21,371
to stop you, and then
you talk about being fair.

1496
00:57:21,530 --> 00:57:23,010
Oh, you're quite a cutie pie.

1497
00:57:23,330 --> 00:57:25,130
But I don't want to make their old
pictures.

1498
00:57:25,370 --> 00:57:27,750
Oh, why don't you save that stuff and put
it up in bottles?

1499
00:57:30,210 --> 00:57:31,890
All right, I will, you...

1500
00:57:32,490 --> 00:57:34,210
You hot dog fiend.

1501
00:57:38,010 --> 00:57:39,010
Yeah,

1502
00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:57,890
lads and lassies.

1503
00:57:58,590 --> 00:57:59,770
Feverfowls and alligators.

1504
00:58:01,430 --> 00:58:04,197
Monarch Studio thanks
you from the bottom of its

1505
00:58:04,221 --> 00:58:06,770
celluloid heart for this
overwhelming ovation.

1506
00:58:08,510 --> 00:58:12,349
We're gonna march
up the main drag to the

1507
00:58:12,373 --> 00:58:15,987
gym and pick out the
five lucky contestants.

1508
00:58:16,011 --> 00:58:17,011
Take it, Artie!

1509
00:59:46,130 --> 00:59:47,210
The homestretch.

1510
00:59:47,830 --> 00:59:49,970
You're practically in Hollywood right now,
baby.

1511
00:59:50,470 --> 00:59:51,470
Yeah.

1512
00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:55,090
Now listen, baby, what's the matter with
you?

1513
00:59:55,270 --> 00:59:55,630
Nothing.

1514
00:59:55,910 --> 00:59:58,790
We have to go over to the gym and we'll be
back as soon as tryout's over.

1515
00:59:59,090 --> 00:59:59,230
Oh.

1516
00:59:59,650 --> 01:00:01,330
Oh, well, I'll find something to do.

1517
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:03,630
Maybe I'll do a little cooking.

1518
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:09,800
Pops, do you feel up to giving me another
dancing lesson?

1519
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:10,520
Sure.

1520
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,760
I got a new routine I'd like to.

1521
01:00:13,420 --> 01:00:15,020
I thought you had to go over to the gym.

1522
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,020
Now why would I be going over to the gym?

1523
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,560
Patty's the dancer in the family.

1524
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:21,020
Joe only planted one potato, not a whole
sack.

1525
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,180
Thanks, Eve.

1526
01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:23,380
I'll be back in a chair.

1527
01:00:23,940 --> 01:00:25,020
All right, come on.

1528
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:25,940
Sit down there.

1529
01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:28,040
Now watch, keep your peepers on my
puppies.

1530
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,941
Drews, I really wish you'd... Young
lady, will you step over there, please?

1531
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:08,500
Keep pounding, girls.

1532
01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:10,080
Four picked and one to go.

1533
01:01:10,220 --> 01:01:11,977
Mr. Drews, you've got to pick her this
time.

1534
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:12,640
Pick who?

1535
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,460
Miss Marlowe.

1536
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,300
Which one is she?

1537
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,476
I've been pointing her out to you ever
since we started.

1538
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,020
The one over there with the cute face.

1539
01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:21,056
Something must be wrong with me today.

1540
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,240
I can't even see their faces.

1541
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,360
But this is so unfair.

1542
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,020
Miss Marlowe is obviously the best dancer
in my class.

1543
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:28,420
And yet you don't... All
right, Jenny, we'll consider it.

1544
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:33,520
What do you think?

1545
01:01:35,980 --> 01:01:37,960
How about those two girls on the end?

1546
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,060
That's just one girl.

1547
01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:44,060
How could you possibly consider her?

1548
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:44,800
Why not?

1549
01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:46,020
It's terrific value.

1550
01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:47,980
Yeah, we might want to do a sister act.

1551
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:49,680
Stop!

1552
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:50,920
Stop dancing, girls.

1553
01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:53,500
So far as I'm concerned, the selection is
over.

1554
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,440
Miss Marlowe is the fifth and final
choice.

1555
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,877
And if the other two-thirds of this
committee objects, I shall advise.

1556
01:01:58,901 --> 01:02:01,020
President Cavendish that this contest is
unfair.

1557
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,640
All right, Jenny, you talk me into it.

1558
01:02:04,180 --> 01:02:05,540
Now, let me see, which one was it?

1559
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,760
Miss Marlowe, would you step forward?

1560
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,100
Oh, yeah, that one.

1561
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,000
Okay, sister, you're it.

1562
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:14,720
That's all, girls.

1563
01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:16,040
Thanks for trying.

1564
01:02:16,340 --> 01:02:17,340
Oh, thank you.

1565
01:02:17,420 --> 01:02:18,420
Thank you, gentlemen.

1566
01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:20,560
I'm sure you'll be glad you picked Miss
Marlowe.

1567
01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:22,180
I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

1568
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,377
Now, you know what to do, girls.

1569
01:02:26,401 --> 01:02:29,280
Come dress for dancing, and the contest
starts promptly at 10.

1570
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,780
Don't forget to wear that snappy outfit I
sent you.

1571
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:37,880
This is it.

1572
01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:41,500
I guess Joe thinks that this
will catch work once I... Catch it?

1573
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,180
It'll play ping pong with it.

1574
01:02:43,340 --> 01:02:45,780
Oh, Patty, this thing's a positive
homewrecker.

1575
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,360
Pops, I wish you'd get out of that
cornfield.

1576
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,680
You're driving me crazy.

1577
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,376
Say, baby, I just figured out a new twist
for that three-beat business.

1578
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:53,600
Come over.

1579
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,080
I want to show it to you.

1580
01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:54,300
Come here.

1581
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:55,597
Pops, Eve wants to go to dinner.

1582
01:02:55,621 --> 01:02:56,621
Why don't you take her?

1583
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000
Well, what about you?

1584
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,340
Oh, well, I'm not hungry.

1585
01:03:00,620 --> 01:03:01,736
But, baby, you've got to eat.

1586
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,760
I don't want to eat.

1587
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,620
Just want to get some rest for a while.

1588
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:05,060
Please.

1589
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:06,920
Come on, Pops.

1590
01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:07,540
Temperamental, huh?

1591
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:09,700
Just like your mother used to be on
opening nights.

1592
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:10,960
What about the car?

1593
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:13,820
Well, you take it and then go on over to
the gym after you've eaten.

1594
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:14,860
Oh, but it's raining.

1595
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:16,260
All right, Patty, you take a taxi.

1596
01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:17,380
Be better off.

1597
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:18,560
In your condition.

1598
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,720
Which reminds me, Eve, you do the driving.

1599
01:03:22,940 --> 01:03:24,140
Oh, he'll be all right.

1600
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:25,300
It's dark out.

1601
01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:26,580
See you later.

1602
01:03:26,620 --> 01:03:26,737
Bye.

1603
01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:27,761
Bye.

1604
01:04:10,370 --> 01:04:15,510
Friends and fellow Zanies, my trusty
timepiece says it's 10 p.m.

1605
01:04:16,190 --> 01:04:19,470
Now, without going into the mathematics of
it, that means a zero hour.

1606
01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:24,087
And it's time for all good tap dancers to
get on their marks, as we officially start

1607
01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:26,990
the last lap of this Monarch Pictures
contest.

1608
01:04:32,350 --> 01:04:36,030
First, I'll introduce the contestants to
you, then we'll get on with the session.

1609
01:04:36,390 --> 01:04:39,190
Miss Toots Barton, that swinging pendulum
of rhythm.

1610
01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:49,220
Miss Christy Charter, the Mississippi
madcap.

1611
01:04:53,340 --> 01:04:57,680
Miss Babe Harkness, her father's a judge,
but he can't keep her from swinging.

1612
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,320
Miss Ticky James, better known as Double
Quickie Ticky.

1613
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:12,760
And

1614
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:22,180
finally, Miss Patty Marlowe, a redhead
with a flair for the blues.

1615
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:24,160
Miss.

1616
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:37,240
Patty Marlowe, Miss Miss Marlowe.

1617
01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:42,920
Well, I see by my trusty timepiece,
it's only 10 minutes of 10.

1618
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,320
So on with the dance.

1619
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,660
And this contest will start officially at
the stroke of 10.

1620
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,640
Music maestro and make it noisy.

1621
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,276
Miss Marlowe, Miss Marlowe, you remember
the girl who looks like my mother?

1622
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:55,320
No, I haven't.

1623
01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:57,180
Hey, hey, hey, look.

1624
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,737
How are chances for meeting your mother?

1625
01:06:58,761 --> 01:06:59,761
Come on down.

1626
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:18,656
Probably powdering her nose.

1627
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,116
You know how women are about powder.

1628
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:22,116
Patty's too much of a trooper to do a
thing like this.

1629
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:22,980
Something must have happened.

1630
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,396
Say, where are the devils, Patty?

1631
01:08:24,420 --> 01:08:25,140
I don't know.

1632
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:25,580
Do you?

1633
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:26,160
Not exactly.

1634
01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:27,100
Well, where is she in exactly?

1635
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:27,900
I don't know.

1636
01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:28,540
That's great.

1637
01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:29,160
That's gratitude.

1638
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:30,441
People don't even
wait for you to bend over

1639
01:08:30,465 --> 01:08:31,836
anymore before they
kick you in the pants.

1640
01:08:31,860 --> 01:08:32,680
I'll put over the apartment.

1641
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:33,380
See if you can find her.

1642
01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:34,460
I'll microscope this gym.

1643
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:35,057
Something's wrong.

1644
01:08:35,081 --> 01:08:37,480
Amala would never do a thing like this,
so I've noticed.

1645
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:39,320
Maybe she met with an accident.

1646
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,500
Or what?

1647
01:08:40,740 --> 01:08:42,080
Maybe she's been kidnapped.

1648
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:43,880
Kidnapped.

1649
01:08:55,110 --> 01:08:56,290
Isn't there a light in here?

1650
01:08:56,490 --> 01:08:57,490
I'll get right over here.

1651
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:04,780
Big plugs don't have to keep pushing me
around.

1652
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,020
You guys are out of... out of another
world.

1653
01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:12,800
Keep your trap shut, sister, or you'll be
out of this one.

1654
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,040
Yeah, but listen, I
can't... Sit around.

1655
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,420
You're not helping me with this fire,
will you?

1656
01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:19,860
I'm cold.

1657
01:09:20,180 --> 01:09:21,740
I left my coat in the taxi.

1658
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:23,500
I'll be right back.

1659
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,760
Wait a minute.

1660
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,140
Think we ain't got manners?

1661
01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:27,440
I'll get your coat.

1662
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:30,840
Who's there?

1663
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,200
It's I.

1664
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:33,980
Holy cats, the prop!

1665
01:09:53,190 --> 01:09:54,190
Open up here.

1666
01:09:54,450 --> 01:09:55,450
What's going on in there?

1667
01:09:57,130 --> 01:09:57,930
Miss Mung.

1668
01:09:58,090 --> 01:09:58,890
What in the world?

1669
01:09:59,010 --> 01:10:00,050
Well, I've been kidnapped.

1670
01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:01,107
Kidnapped?

1671
01:10:01,131 --> 01:10:02,870
But this is Professor Carter's cabin.

1672
01:10:03,030 --> 01:10:04,466
Don't tell me that old
Carter... Oh, no, no.

1673
01:10:04,490 --> 01:10:05,730
Three mugs dragged me here.

1674
01:10:05,950 --> 01:10:08,790
The minute they heard your name,
they acted as if the place was haunted.

1675
01:10:08,950 --> 01:10:10,950
I notice I sometimes have that effect on
people.

1676
01:10:12,310 --> 01:10:14,190
Skirts are a bit shorter this year,
aren't they?

1677
01:10:14,530 --> 01:10:16,210
Why, I'm in that dance contest.

1678
01:10:16,710 --> 01:10:18,670
Isn't that rather an optimistic viewpoint?

1679
01:10:18,990 --> 01:10:22,487
Oh, Professor Lang, please, can't you
drive me back to school in your car?

1680
01:10:22,511 --> 01:10:23,890
Well, I could if I had one.

1681
01:10:24,590 --> 01:10:26,170
I hiked up here this morning.

1682
01:10:26,630 --> 01:10:28,170
Well, haven't the neighbors got a car?

1683
01:10:28,570 --> 01:10:32,530
It's about five miles into town, just
about the same distance to the neighbors.

1684
01:10:33,070 --> 01:10:34,310
Oh, gosh.

1685
01:10:35,650 --> 01:10:37,430
I wish you were a horse.

1686
01:10:38,230 --> 01:10:40,350
I appreciate your desire, Miss Marlowe.

1687
01:10:40,790 --> 01:10:42,590
Sometimes I almost share it.

1688
01:10:42,710 --> 01:10:43,547
What can I do?

1689
01:10:43,571 --> 01:10:45,506
Well, that's precisely what we've been
discussing.

1690
01:10:45,530 --> 01:10:46,930
Perhaps countless phones connected.

1691
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:49,410
It's not likely this time of year,
but I'll try it.

1692
01:10:56,670 --> 01:10:57,670
Pug!

1693
01:10:57,850 --> 01:10:58,850
See you got it.

1694
01:10:58,950 --> 01:10:59,950
Good work.

1695
01:11:00,030 --> 01:11:01,030
What?

1696
01:11:01,430 --> 01:11:02,270
Just as I figured.

1697
01:11:02,410 --> 01:11:03,410
No phone connection.

1698
01:11:04,290 --> 01:11:05,290
Professor Lang.

1699
01:11:05,690 --> 01:11:06,750
Evening, Mr. Braddock.

1700
01:11:06,910 --> 01:11:07,770
Why don't you take your coat off?

1701
01:11:07,850 --> 01:11:08,650
Nasty weather we're having.

1702
01:11:08,870 --> 01:11:09,870
Where are the boys?

1703
01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,550
You mean the kidnappers?

1704
01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:12,750
The kidnappers?

1705
01:11:13,050 --> 01:11:15,471
Well, I... I think they had
a nervous breakdown.

1706
01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:17,986
You've got those mugs to drag me away from
that dance.

1707
01:11:18,010 --> 01:11:19,906
They weren't mugs, they're on the football
squad.

1708
01:11:19,930 --> 01:11:21,450
Kidnapping is a crime in this country.

1709
01:11:21,490 --> 01:11:22,650
I'll have you thrown in jail.

1710
01:11:22,870 --> 01:11:23,550
Okay, go ahead.

1711
01:11:23,690 --> 01:11:24,870
Are you against dancing?

1712
01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:26,570
He thinks I'm dishonorable.

1713
01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:28,350
Are you?

1714
01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:29,910
I don't know.

1715
01:11:30,070 --> 01:11:31,910
She goes down there and dances tonight,
she is.

1716
01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:33,550
All I know is I've got to get there.

1717
01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:35,730
Seems there's more here than meets the
eye.

1718
01:11:36,090 --> 01:11:37,090
Look, I...

1719
01:11:37,450 --> 01:11:41,651
No, I can't tell you what it's about, but...
But I'll give you a hypothetical case.

1720
01:11:42,110 --> 01:11:44,770
Suppose you gave your word about something
to a dishonest person.

1721
01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:47,687
Would you feel you had to go ahead and
wreck everything just to keep your word?

1722
01:11:47,711 --> 01:11:48,990
Yes, I would.

1723
01:11:49,510 --> 01:11:51,090
But a dishonest person?

1724
01:11:51,270 --> 01:11:52,010
A crook?

1725
01:11:52,090 --> 01:11:53,510
It wouldn't be the crook's word.

1726
01:11:53,650 --> 01:11:54,650
It would be my word.

1727
01:11:58,780 --> 01:12:00,200
Okay, come on, I'll take you back.

1728
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:02,040
Wait a minute, in your car?

1729
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:03,100
Sure, what's wrong with it?

1730
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,220
Well, it hasn't got a top and I'll be all
wet.

1731
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,440
That's no great change.

1732
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:07,876
Listen, Pug.

1733
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:09,200
Okay, okay, save it.

1734
01:12:17,140 --> 01:12:18,137
Why don't you?

1735
01:12:18,161 --> 01:12:18,880
Why don't you?

1736
01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:19,860
Go ahead.

1737
01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:20,740
It's a fine idea.

1738
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,000
You'll be as dry as Braddock's sense of
humor.

1739
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:27,040
Well, gosh, you're the first guy that ever
made a mummy out of me!

1740
01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:32,020
You always hike in the rain?

1741
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,520
I came up here this morning, when
everything was dry.

1742
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,360
My shack's down the road a bit.

1743
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,100
Hey!

1744
01:12:38,700 --> 01:12:39,360
What's the matter?

1745
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:40,640
I can't breathe!

1746
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:42,120
Well, I'll fix that.

1747
01:12:47,770 --> 01:12:48,170
Joey!

1748
01:12:48,510 --> 01:12:49,510
Cutting you a window!

1749
01:12:50,070 --> 01:12:51,790
Well, be careful, don't cut it in her
face.

1750
01:12:51,970 --> 01:12:52,810
Oh, danger of that.

1751
01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:53,910
Her mouth's always open.

1752
01:12:55,370 --> 01:12:56,970
Too bad I don't have tonsils.

1753
01:12:57,070 --> 01:12:58,070
They'd be out by now.

1754
01:12:58,150 --> 01:12:59,150
Yeah, that is too bad.

1755
01:12:59,590 --> 01:12:59,950
Hey!

1756
01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:00,967
What's the matter now?

1757
01:13:00,991 --> 01:13:02,570
I can't see very well.

1758
01:13:02,790 --> 01:13:03,790
You don't have to.

1759
01:13:05,810 --> 01:13:06,290
Thanks.

1760
01:13:06,510 --> 01:13:07,510
Don't mention it.

1761
01:13:07,590 --> 01:13:09,590
Drop around again soon, and bring a
friend.

1762
01:13:09,830 --> 01:13:11,050
I'll get some more oil cloths.

1763
01:13:11,090 --> 01:13:11,750
This is no friend.

1764
01:13:11,870 --> 01:13:12,870
It's just a package.

1765
01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:14,410
And no prize package, either.

1766
01:13:22,210 --> 01:13:23,950
Quite a conversationalist, aren't you?

1767
01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:29,420
Please hurry!

1768
01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:30,660
Okay, okay!

1769
01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:36,920
And so, the zero hour has finally arrived.

1770
01:13:40,740 --> 01:13:44,180
First girl up is that lovely little
package, Miss Toots Barton.

1771
01:13:59,930 --> 01:14:00,830
Well, where is she?

1772
01:14:00,950 --> 01:14:01,630
I don't know!

1773
01:14:01,810 --> 01:14:03,706
One of the neighbors saw her leave the
apartment in a cabin.

1774
01:14:03,730 --> 01:14:04,590
That's all I could find out.

1775
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:06,086
How long does it take to get here,
from where you live?

1776
01:14:06,110 --> 01:14:07,110
Oh, about five minutes.

1777
01:14:07,230 --> 01:14:07,890
Well, when did Patty leave?

1778
01:14:07,970 --> 01:14:08,970
About an hour ago.

1779
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:09,967
That doesn't call for an Einstein.

1780
01:14:09,991 --> 01:14:11,671
She must be coming with her way to
Chicago.

1781
01:14:11,770 --> 01:14:12,530
Oh, I'm worried.

1782
01:14:12,650 --> 01:14:13,210
You're worried?

1783
01:14:13,590 --> 01:14:15,070
Honey, my stomach's playing leapfrog.

1784
01:14:16,010 --> 01:14:17,410
Maybe one of these kids will click.

1785
01:14:17,930 --> 01:14:20,090
I think I'll go over and see how the boss
is taking it.

1786
01:14:25,290 --> 01:14:27,030
Well, boss, enjoying the powwow?

1787
01:14:27,270 --> 01:14:28,207
Not bad, huh?

1788
01:14:28,231 --> 01:14:29,231
She stinks.

1789
01:14:29,530 --> 01:14:31,530
Yeah, well, there'll be others later on.

1790
01:14:35,170 --> 01:14:36,817
You know, something
tells me we're going to find

1791
01:14:36,841 --> 01:14:38,841
the girl we're looking
for right here in this room.

1792
01:14:38,950 --> 01:14:39,950
What do you think, Joe?

1793
01:14:40,170 --> 01:14:43,130
Well, she may not be right here in this
room, but she's somewhere.

1794
01:14:45,270 --> 01:14:47,590
The devil only knows where, but somewhere.

1795
01:15:52,910 --> 01:15:54,850
What kind of a gag is this?

1796
01:15:55,590 --> 01:15:57,110
Maybe she's the kind that grows her.

1797
01:15:57,590 --> 01:16:00,110
Brother, if she ever grew on me,
I'd have an operation.

1798
01:16:01,550 --> 01:16:03,210
The boss is beginning to lather up.

1799
01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:06,250
If Patty doesn't show up in three minutes,
what a hole I'm in.

1800
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,660
We lost a part.

1801
01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:39,580
Part?

1802
01:16:41,710 --> 01:16:43,370
All right, stop your wailing.

1803
01:16:43,490 --> 01:16:44,490
I'll get you there.

1804
01:16:44,790 --> 01:16:46,590
And when I do, I'm through with you.

1805
01:16:49,410 --> 01:16:50,410
Here it comes.

1806
01:16:50,930 --> 01:16:52,450
They're going to end the number again.

1807
01:16:52,590 --> 01:16:54,030
Oh, make them play another chorus.

1808
01:16:54,130 --> 01:16:55,187
Patty may show up any second.

1809
01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:56,890
The girl's already danced for choruses.

1810
01:16:57,030 --> 01:16:58,110
She's running out of steps.

1811
01:17:01,990 --> 01:17:03,190
That dame ain't going to exit.

1812
01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,250
She's going to faint.

1813
01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:15,200
Oh, what am I going to do?

1814
01:17:15,660 --> 01:17:16,660
What am I going to do?

1815
01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:18,180
You want a suggestion?

1816
01:17:18,220 --> 01:17:19,060
Just give me a hint.

1817
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,660
Put her in, instead of Patty.

1818
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:22,320
No, no, just as a stall.

1819
01:17:22,660 --> 01:17:24,376
But there's only supposed to be five
contestants.

1820
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:24,880
So what?

1821
01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:26,020
This is bank night.

1822
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,820
Okay, might as well make it a lengthy
death.

1823
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:28,880
Go on, get up there, kid.

1824
01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:30,237
Oh, but I can't dance.

1825
01:17:30,261 --> 01:17:31,080
But you don't have to dance.

1826
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:32,576
You've got a little fake routine I showed
you.

1827
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,240
It looks like dancing.

1828
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,620
But I have no makeup.

1829
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,020
I have no costume.

1830
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:37,556
I suppose you want to run home and change.

1831
01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:37,920
Come on.

1832
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,180
Go on, go on, honey.

1833
01:17:39,260 --> 01:17:40,296
Forget that you've got legs.

1834
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:41,756
Go on, drift them up with the music.

1835
01:17:41,780 --> 01:17:42,540
Go on for Patty.

1836
01:17:42,660 --> 01:17:44,420
Come back and finish this conversation
later.

1837
01:17:45,980 --> 01:17:46,660
Go on up there.

1838
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:47,380
You don't need an announcement.

1839
01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:48,580
Just dance.

1840
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,790
Miss Marlowe is supposed to be the fifth
contestant.

1841
01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:17,670
They were against her from the beginning.

1842
01:18:17,930 --> 01:18:18,970
They've double-crossed me.

1843
01:18:19,030 --> 01:18:19,927
What are you talking about?

1844
01:18:19,951 --> 01:18:22,090
Those... those chiselers?

1845
01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:05,940
Here's your hoover, Mr. Drews.

1846
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:07,100
My what?

1847
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,440
It's a miracle!

1848
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:10,260
Patty!

1849
01:19:10,540 --> 01:19:11,277
How am I late?

1850
01:19:11,301 --> 01:19:12,100
What an idea!

1851
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:14,116
You've missed the boat so awful,
you've had to nail it to the dock.

1852
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:15,140
Come on!

1853
01:19:19,030 --> 01:19:20,030
Goodbye, punk.

1854
01:19:22,770 --> 01:19:23,770
Come on!

1855
01:19:23,910 --> 01:19:24,910
Come on!

1856
01:19:26,530 --> 01:19:27,530
Hey, buddy!

1857
01:19:27,650 --> 01:19:28,886
Do you want me to wait for you?

1858
01:19:28,910 --> 01:19:29,910
What?

1859
01:19:31,090 --> 01:19:32,090
Oh, okay.

1860
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,560
And now for the final contestant of the
evening.

1861
01:19:48,340 --> 01:19:49,700
Miss Patty Marlowe.

1862
01:20:29,380 --> 01:20:30,940
I think the boss needs a pep call.

1863
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:06,460
What did you say?

1864
01:21:06,580 --> 01:21:08,596
I was beginning to think I'd never find a
college girl.

1865
01:21:08,620 --> 01:21:09,776
It looked like a college girl.

1866
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:11,840
They all acted and danced like a lot of
hoovers.

1867
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,320
We've got carloads of those.

1868
01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:14,600
Oh, but I can't dance.

1869
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:15,840
Oh, modest too.

1870
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:16,500
Yeah, boss.

1871
01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,300
But how about that little redhead up
there?

1872
01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:20,020
Very nice, very nice little hoover.

1873
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:21,660
Nice.

1874
01:21:22,020 --> 01:21:23,020
Well, she's terrific.

1875
01:21:43,610 --> 01:21:47,527
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great
pride that I'm about to tell you that.

1876
01:21:47,551 --> 01:21:50,410
Monarch Pictures has found the winner of
its great contest.

1877
01:21:50,690 --> 01:21:53,770
And the forthcoming star of dancing co-ed.

1878
01:21:54,450 --> 01:21:55,450
Miss...

1879
01:21:55,690 --> 01:21:56,330
Miss Eve Greeley.

1880
01:21:56,670 --> 01:21:57,790
Miss Eve Greeley.

1881
01:22:07,310 --> 01:22:08,610
Patty, darling, what shall I do?

1882
01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:10,350
Oh, I'm so happy for you, Eve,
honestly.

1883
01:22:10,790 --> 01:22:12,750
You see, you always wanted it and I never
did.

1884
01:22:13,230 --> 01:22:14,230
Patty, you didn't.

1885
01:22:14,570 --> 01:22:15,670
I swear to you, Eve.

1886
01:22:15,910 --> 01:22:17,310
That's why it wasn't for you, baby.

1887
01:22:17,470 --> 01:22:18,470
I knew what you wanted.

1888
01:22:18,550 --> 01:22:20,390
The same as I knew this kid here was a
natural.

1889
01:22:20,450 --> 01:22:21,570
Even Workman could see that.

1890
01:22:21,790 --> 01:22:22,247
Who are you?

1891
01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:23,430
Sam Marlowe.

1892
01:22:23,590 --> 01:22:24,590
We knew each other when.

1893
01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:25,190
When what?

1894
01:22:25,450 --> 01:22:27,746
When you owned a turkey show that used to
play at the palace.

1895
01:22:27,770 --> 01:22:28,310
Why, sure.

1896
01:22:28,510 --> 01:22:30,806
Marlowe and Mac, where the heck have you
been all these years?

1897
01:22:30,830 --> 01:22:31,910
Oh, hither and thither.

1898
01:22:32,410 --> 01:22:34,066
Lately, I've been giving this kid a
polish.

1899
01:22:34,090 --> 01:22:35,930
Well, I thought I recognized the nifty
touch.

1900
01:22:36,210 --> 01:22:38,370
Why don't you come out with us and finish
the job, Sam?

1901
01:22:39,270 --> 01:22:39,630
Where?

1902
01:22:39,950 --> 01:22:40,310
Hollywood.

1903
01:22:40,610 --> 01:22:42,286
You could whip up some of the other girls,
too.

1904
01:22:42,310 --> 01:22:44,310
Well, well, Hollywood's a mighty nice
town.

1905
01:22:44,430 --> 01:22:44,810
Very interesting.

1906
01:22:45,150 --> 01:22:46,930
I understand they do it with mirrors
there.

1907
01:22:47,670 --> 01:22:48,870
Congratulations, Miss Greeley.

1908
01:22:49,190 --> 01:22:50,590
Wouldn't you like to say something?

1909
01:22:50,810 --> 01:22:52,250
Oh, well, I... I.

1910
01:22:55,180 --> 01:22:58,760
I only wanted to say that I never expected
to win this contest.

1911
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:00,240
Thank you.

1912
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:02,820
I thought you were swell, Patty.

1913
01:23:03,220 --> 01:23:04,220
Thanks.

1914
01:23:04,340 --> 01:23:05,340
Nobody else did.

1915
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:10,020
Well, at least you won't have to give up
your newspaper business.

1916
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:14,420
Hey, where are you going?

1917
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:15,260
To look for a job.

1918
01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:16,936
I'm staying right here at Midwestern.

1919
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:17,640
Oh, no, you don't.

1920
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:18,760
You try and stop me.

1921
01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:21,760
No job.

1922
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:22,880
That's out.

1923
01:23:22,980 --> 01:23:23,980
Look, Cub.

1924
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:27,540
We can't get a license tonight,
but Monday after poetry class,

1925
01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:29,976
instead of stopping for hot dogs,
we'll dash out and get married.

1926
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,880
Oh, but... You said that
you were through with me.

1927
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,300
I had my eyes crossed.

1928
01:23:54,547 --> 01:24:00,661
The End.

1928
01:24:01,305 --> 01:25:01,848