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大家早上好

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过中午了啦

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你到底要睡多久啊

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才刚住进来就这么厚脸皮

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因为我是吸血鬼,所以是个夜猫子

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早上总是睡眼惺忪

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晚上就会变得精神抖擞哦

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感觉就不太适合团体生活呢

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守仁先生

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可以像老样子那样让我吸一下吗?

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这种讲法很讨厌耶

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吸血鬼雾生见晴除了一般的进食外

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还需要透过吸魂摄取精气

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一觉醒来哈一口守仁的精气

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真带劲

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见晴嗑守仁嗑到嗨起来了

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这到底是什么画面啊

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那你被吸有什么感觉?

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见晴的爸爸

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不是被吸了五年就整个人都瘪掉了吗?

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不要讲瘪掉啦

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我没有什么状况

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鬼的精气不论是质或量都是高水准呢

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而且纯度又高,是上等货色哦

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换个讲法啦

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来, 见晴

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也吸吸看老子的吧

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不, 天狗的就…

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先不好意思咯

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为什么要拒绝啊

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真的很不好意思~

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在那边吐什么舌头啦

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妮可也想被你吸吸看

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妮可的魔力量也不会输给他们

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来嘛来嘛,快吸嘛

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等一下

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妮可!

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妮可,你没事吧?

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我要吸取的并不是魔力

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就算妮可小姐魔力再多

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生命力也和一般的女孩子一样

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本来希望能帮点忙的

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这样太危险了,不可以乱来哦

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不过

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我透过吸魂能多少感受到对方的感情

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所以也有感觉到妮可小姐的温柔之心哦

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充满尊敬及感谢

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纯粹而尊贵

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又带着一点酸甜的

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你对守仁先生的爱意

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Do you want subtitles for any video?
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抱歉,我没听见

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我刚才在试听新买的抗噪耳机

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见晴成为我们的伙伴了

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(魔女与使魔)

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干嘛讲出来啊,你白痴啊!

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(吸血鬼-雾生见晴-)
还以为心脏要停止跳动了

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原来这件事不能讲出来啊

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拜托别一想到什么就讲出口啦

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对不起

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我想快点和大家打成一片

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因为太着急不小心忘了分寸

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真的很对不起

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因为我是独生子嘛

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所以现在像多了哥哥姐姐一样,觉得很开心

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才变得有点兴奋过头

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你是知道自己可爱才那样做的吧!

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我还想和大家分别出去玩

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和圭护先生一起去看电影

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和妮可小姐一起去甜点店吃馅蜜

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和监志先生一起去扭转蛋

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住口,别让老子动摇

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咦?

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对了,守仁先生呢?

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他出门买东西了

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对了,守仁有拜托老子了

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今天老子身为前辈

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要好好教导身为后辈的见晴这个家的规矩

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是,麻烦前辈了

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在这边啦

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没有啦
我只是觉得那个"身为前辈"有点多余

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我有种被职权骚扰的感觉

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可以让我将对话录音下来吗?

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一下就被搞到无力反击了

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听好了

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共同生活最重要的事情是工作分配

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你大概受到父母百般宠爱

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什么事都交给他们做吧

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但在这可没这么简单哦,菜鸟

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一开始就急着想摆出高姿态压人
感觉很不舒服耶

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现在是怎么分配工作的?

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妮可负责一楼的厕所和浴室

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老子负责二楼厕所

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我负责二楼浴室

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就这样!?

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那谁负责做饭?

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守仁

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收拾碗盘呢?

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守仁

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打扫家里呢?

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MOI啊

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他都会帮我们做

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你们根本被他宠上天了吧

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你误会了啦

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做饭和打扫以前本来也都是轮班制的

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但不是着火,把东西烧焦就是打破碗盘

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他最后才受不了说要由他自己来的

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哪里有误会了

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这摆明就是在宠啦

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不过衣服我们都是各自洗的

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他当然不想连你的内裤也洗啊

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在那边耍什么帅啦

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我大概知道是怎么回事了

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守仁先生这个人富有责任感

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做事讲究,个性认真又有洁癖症

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然后你们是群废柴

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好短!

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不过你说的没错

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如果没有MOI在的话

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妮可一定会窝在脏兮兮的房间
吃着便利店的便当养苍蝇

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老子也很过意不去啊

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老子一直觉得很过意不去啊

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我一直没办法喜欢自己

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该怎么说呢,我第一次找到归宿…

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他们开始嘀嘀咕咕了

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这个家的人根本全靠守仁先生在撑啊

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我明白了

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那今天就一起来做吧

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我们今天就一起准备餐点

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给守仁先生一个惊喜,让他喜极而泣吧

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不错耶

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大家一起让守仁喜极而泣吧

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见晴,你真是个好孩子

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谢谢你

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不行了,当事人已经先感动落泪了

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我回来了

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抱歉回来晚了…

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着火了

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东西焦了

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碗盘破了

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闹得天翻地复了

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怎么了,发生什么事了?

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大家为了守仁先生

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打算一起做料理

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首先是我不小心用菜刀割伤了手指

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小心点啦

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我惊慌失措地想治疗伤口
吸取了圭护先生的精气

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结果他就昏过去了

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变身前只有一般人的生命力

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然后惊慌失措的妮可小姐

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将水往炸天妇罗的油里泼

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结果升起了火柱

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然后惊慌失措的监志先生想用风把火吹熄

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结果变得像火焰放射器一样

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火延烧到我身上,造成严重灼伤

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真是地狱版的毕达哥拉斯装置

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妮可小姐看见我的脸昏厥不起

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监志先生为了要灭火使出全力

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我则因为流血和烧伤奄奄一息

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就是这样

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够了,我现在明白了

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对不起

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都是我的错

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是我提议要让守仁先生开心的

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责任全在我身上

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是因为求好心切而指挥大家的我造成的

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话说得那么好听

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结果你也是个废柴嘛

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算了吧

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我原本还满担心见晴的

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看到你总算适应了
这个充满怪人的家我就安心了

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真的感到安心的人是我

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今天在对大家进行吸魂

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接触流入体内的情感后我终于了解了

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大家对在这里的生活
感到快乐的想法都是一样的

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咕呶呶~

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你把我的伞弄丢了?

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(没有雨伞)
抱歉抱歉

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老子稍微借用了一下

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结果在外面被人偷走了

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那把重要性仅次于我生命的雨伞?

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你竟然擅自拿去用?

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请你以死谢罪吧

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我现在去拿刀子过来

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老子都说抱歉了嘛

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不过你误会了

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不是因为老子不小心被偷走的

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先听老子说

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老子早上要去便利店时下雨

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然后回程的时候

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有个男人跟老子问路

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还说希望能给他画张地图

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所以老子请他拿着伞帮他画了

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回过神来人就不见了

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完全就是你不小心吧!

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话说

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这听起来就像是瞎掰的故事一定是骗人的吧?

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老子没骗你

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那是个戴着太阳眼镜,头上包着布

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留着小偷胡子,带着唐草花纹的包袱布的男人啊

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你这天狗真是满口谎话

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那什么随便的角色设定啊

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就算你这样鬼扯罪行也不会减轻的

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不过真伤脑筋

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见晴的体质只要被阳光直射五分钟就会昏倒

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盛夏期间一定得带伞啊

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而且那又是藏了剑的特制品

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老子知道了啦

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那老子现在去找总行了吧

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不必了

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我现在去买代用的伞

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我这个人不想拿不美丽的东西

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(有美学的两人)
我可以理解,见晴

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讲究的人就是这么难搞

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我就带雨伞代替阳伞出门吧

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为什么我会这么倒霉啊

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那这里有个不错的魔法哦

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"云朵王冠"

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我出门了

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他走掉了

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那样真的没问题吗?

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大概吧

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"云朵王冠"

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头上出现云了

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那是让心情变换成天候的魔法哦

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因为你现在心情布满阴霾

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所以才会出现云

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00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,190
这样就能阻挡日照了吧?

229
00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:55,860
真不懂这魔法原本的用途是什么

230
00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,530
原来如此,真不错呢

231
00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:59,330
谢谢你,妮可小姐

232
00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:01,240
不可以开心

233
00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,700
这样云会散掉的

234
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,210
那我得一直保持沮丧的心情吗?

235
00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:10,340
(法兰德斯之犬)
"哦哦,帕德拉许,可怜的帕德拉许"

236
00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:13,010
"我们两个一起死吧"

237
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:18,300
"世人已经不需要我们了,我们就一起在这死去吧"

238
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:23,350
为什么我得抱着这种沮丧的心情去买伞啊

239
00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,390
总之我得让心情保持低落

240
00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:28,600
要是心情变得愉快

241
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,060
我会小命不保的

242
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,280
你好

243
00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:35,780
好漂亮的人哦

244
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,450
是外国人

245
00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:39,490
他头上有云耶

246
00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:41,780
那个呀,我知道哦

247
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,830
那个人是天使哦

248
00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:49,830
糟糕

249
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:52,630
我的心情因为这天真无邪的画面被洗涤了

250
00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,800
得快点让心情变得烂到不行

251
00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:56,050
我想想…

252
00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:57,760
对未来模糊不清的不安

253
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,140
裂掉的手机屏幕

254
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:01,220
隔壁的男人对店员讲话没礼貌

255
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,060
编借口说谎骗人的天狗

256
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:06,140
自行车的车座被偷走还被插上花椰菜

257
00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:11,900
请和我结婚吧

258
00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,360
糟糕,是光属性

259
00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:16,400
(施工中,敬请配合)

260
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,490
不能笑

261
00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,950
我不能笑出来

262
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,870
我们是搞笑艺人

263
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,080
方便的话请看看我们的搞笑段子

264
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,950
他们打算一扫我的阴霾吗

265
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:27,080
大家好,我们是"云散雾消"

266
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:27,960
这搭档名!

267
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:32,590
我们是个性派模特儿和时尚模特儿

268
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:34,000
还真敢讲

269
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,170
明明是丑八怪和大块头组合吧

270
00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:37,920
不过别看外表长这样

271
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,630
我们的内在是很美丽的哦

272
00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:43,010
前阵子我想展现赤裸裸的自己
于是去参加相亲派对

273
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,560
结果被赶回去了

274
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,220
真的光着身子过去干嘛啊

275
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,190
得救了

276
00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:52,190
谢谢你观赏我们的表演

277
00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:54,940
咦? 你头上是不是下雪了?

278
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,230
请两位好好加油

279
00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:58,360
我喜欢勇于挑战的人

280
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,990
你愿意这么说给我们很大的鼓励

281
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:03,120
刚才我们不但被人臭骂了一顿

282
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,330
还被说我们连外表都长得很恶

283
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,580
不过也因此多了一个笑点

284
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,830
那种人直接一拳揍下去就好了啊

285
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:16,750
将与生俱来的个性转换为武器的你们

286
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:17,760
非常美丽

287
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,720
为什么我一定得撑伞呢?

288
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,350
因为你天生和别人不一样啊

289
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,160
咦?

290
00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:48,370
那把…

291
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,080
不是我的伞吗?

292
00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,550
把那把伞还来

293
00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:02,010
那是你偷来的吧?

294
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:04,760
这小鬼是谁啊

295
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,260
戴着太阳眼镜,头上包着布

296
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:09,560
留着小偷胡子

297
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,270
带着唐草花纹的包袱布

298
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,020
原来监志先生说的是真的

299
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,190
你说这把伞是偷来的?

300
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,520
你有证据吗?

301
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,860
先拿证据出来啊

302
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,780
没有的话就给我用鼻子吃意大利面

303
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,990
连讲话方式都很渣

304
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,610
那头超不适合的金发

305
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:28,330
简直和刚才超无聊的搞笑艺人一模一样

306
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,660
还是刚才酸搞笑艺人的人渣

307
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,160
一切都说得通了

308
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:37,920
疑虑消失后连云也跟着消失了

309
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:40,800
糟糕

310
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,090
意识开始渐渐模糊

311
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,970
也无法转换感情了

312
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,590
可恶

313
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:48,350
就只差一点了

314
00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:49,760
这种家伙…

315
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,570
"乌集晦冥"

316
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,160
监志先生

317
00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:07,950
就让给你吧

318
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,450
那是什么

319
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,800
果然还是黑色好

320
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,010
不但能阻挡光线

321
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,890
而且很美丽

322
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:35,770
原来那个像鬼扯的故事是真的啊

323
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,310
老子不是都说过了吗

324
00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:40,480
虽然伞被偷是老子的不对啦

325
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:46,490
我们数到三一起道歉吧

326
00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:48,780
也好,就这么办吧

327
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:52,870
一二三…抱歉…

328
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:58,370
- 你也要讲啊
- 上当了吧

329
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,300
她出门了?

330
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,850
(很高兴见到你)
妮可说因为你要过来所以出门买点东西

331
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,180
她应该很快就回来了

332
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,680
然后守仁也出门买东西了

333
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,890
(明天可以去玩吗?)
都怪我明明不习惯还做这种约定

334
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,390
(非常欢迎!)
都怪我明明不习惯还做这种约定

335
00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,770
比预定时间早到很多

336
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,230
那我晚点再来吧

337
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,440
不

338
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:27,990
好尴尬

339
00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,570
我今天真正的目的

340
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,780
是给圭护看新月的图案

341
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,700
让他变身成狼

342
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,290
每个月来见我一次

343
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,920
困难的地方在于

344
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:44,170
必须假装成是自然而然造成的结果
以避免他留下记忆

345
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,710
这任务到底是怎么回事啊

346
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,180
话说回来,虽然他要我进来里面等

347
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,470
可是这个人是怎么搞的

348
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,600
一句话也不说

349
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,850
这是在做检查窗帘的打工吗?

350
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,270
还是说这个人不敢和女生讲话?

351
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:02,650
那他跟不敢和男生讲话的我
就永远不会有交谈了

352
00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:05,480
真想把可颂砸在他脸上赶快回去

353
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:08,690
说起来我们也没有共通的话题

354
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:12,160
能用杂货之类的话题开始慢慢和他聊开吗

355
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,450
要不要去你房间?

356
00:17:20,369 --> 00:17:22,790
我讲了很不得了的话

357
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:26,130
仔细想想,说想去男生的房间这种话

358
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,089
实在很不妙呢

359
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,630
他会不会觉得我是不知羞耻的女人

360
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,800
这个女生

361
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,640
长得超级漂亮的耶

362
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:39,890
我哪有办法四目相交好好和她讲话啊

363
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:42,230
不过她都难得过来了

364
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,690
为了不让她太无聊得找点话题聊

365
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,860
你最近有在看天空吗?

366
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:49,530
什么?

367
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,660
我发觉最近自己都没在看天空

368
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:57,410
所以昨天躺在长椅上一直盯着云看

369
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,450
虽然看起来好像在拼命耍帅

370
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:00,910
怎么办

371
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,620
他讲的话无聊到令人绝望

372
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,250
不行了,还是尽快把该做的事做一做然后离开吧

373
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,460
"天空是无限地天青蔚蓝"

374
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,970
这部电影有出现新月的场面

375
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,470
这是实施新月作战的第一支箭

376
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,640
要不要一起看电影?

377
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,850
电影? 一起看?

378
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,190
没错,我有买蛋糕带过来

379
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,520
我们边吃边看吧

380
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:29,360
不知不觉中就剩我们两人了

381
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,690
之前也有来过这公园吧?

382
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:35,490
这样完全是来男朋友家玩的女朋友啊

383
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,320
我是不是错判情况了

384
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,910
电影开始后他就变得像少年般投入

385
00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,830
快把蛋糕吃一吃啊

386
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,130
虽然被乱蓬蓬的头发盖住了

387
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:48,210
但仔细一看

388
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,630
他的眼睛大大的,鼻子也很挺

389
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,880
五官明明那么纤细
下巴却又很有男子气概

390
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,550
话说回来

391
00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:58,720
新月的那一幕还要等很久

392
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,560
沉默让人好难受

393
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,430
他会以为我很在意他的

394
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:04,430
要是能找些话题就好了

395
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,230
你擅长些什么呢?

396
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,100
那个…

397
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,190
对了

398
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,230
怎么了?

399
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,940
你擅长的是什么魔法?

400
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,030
我从来没看过你使用魔法

401
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,030
没有啦,很普通啊

402
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,620
我几乎只会使用基本魔法而已

403
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,250
我还不想让变身魔法的事曝光

404
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,830
听说你出身自魔女的名门世家

405
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,920
妈妈是名优秀的魔女

406
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:34,170
虽然我将来也得变得像妈妈一样

407
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:36,800
但是我却很平凡

408
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,970
妈妈对我感到无言以对

409
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:42,140
因为我没有妮可那样的才能

410
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:45,810
要是我没有诞生在魔女家就好了

411
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,730
还是平凡的人生比较适合我

412
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,110
真想和神抱怨一下

413
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:53,940
这不是你的错

414
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:56,240
错的是这个世界

415
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,860
为什么要关掉?

416
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,370
真是无趣的电影

417
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,870
如果神说要让你变成普通人的话

418
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,160
你会拜托祂吗?

419
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,340
我不会

420
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,760
你或许有过一些不愉快的回忆

421
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,880
但一定也有过一些好的经验

422
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,220
而你也非常珍惜那些经验

423
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,680
像我可是狼人耶

424
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,680
从出生就无法改变的东西多的是

425
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,690
可是再怎么抱怨也无济于事吧

426
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,650
一旦开始怪罪他人就会变得没完没了了

427
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,360
虽然狼让我很火大,但是我不会有怨言

428
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,360
就是因为我是狼人

429
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,820
才能够遇见大家

430
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,910
你第一次没有耍帅,讲出真心话了呢

431
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,290
不,我也不是…

432
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,500
这蛋糕真好吃

433
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,670
咦? 你在生气吗?

434
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,340
我是在气电影演到一半被你切掉

435
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,420
抱歉,我们继续看吧

436
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,090
不,已经没关系了

437
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:03,890
因为第二支箭好像就要命中了

438
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,310
干得好,宫尾音梦

439
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:12,770
那我要回去了

440
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:13,860
等一下

441
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:16,400
我要去外面晃晃,你留下来看家

442
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,730
为什么要我看家

443
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:20,610
你再出去乱搞又要挨守仁骂了哦

444
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,990
还是要留在房间里两人独处?

445
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,410
话说回来刚才的对话真有趣

446
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:32,420
圭护说很高兴能遇见大家啊

447
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:35,840
那你呢? 宫尾音梦

448
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,050
我又…

449
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:40,300
我回来了

450
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,300
很高兴见到你!

451
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,430
音梦,你这么早就来了啊

452
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,140
对不起,让你等很久了吗?

453
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,390
变成狼了

454
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:52,850
你对音梦做了什么

455
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:54,440
我什么都还没做啦

456
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,770
"还没"?

457
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:59,320
不耍帅时的你看起来更帅气哦

458
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,900
真神圭护

459
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,460
MOI,这些是什么啊?

460
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:37,080
我今天是为了做这些

461
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,000
才特地去手创馆买材料的

462
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:40,790
我在做门牌

463
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,550
总之就像这样

464
00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:53,600
现在鬼,魔女,吸血鬼,天狗与狼男

465
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,770
正快乐地生活在一起

466
00:23:57,890 --> 00:24:00,650
MOI做的门牌好可爱哦

467
00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:02,610
还附上标志和数字,真的很不错呢

468
00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:04,940
感觉就像是会做成周边商品的东西呢

469
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:06,900
那些欢迎饼干也很可爱

470
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,660
如果以后有联动咖啡厅
感觉一定会出现在菜单上

471
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:11,240
这种事不用讲了啦

472
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:11,990
(下一回 被迫挑战死亡游戏却发现是款烂游戏
LONG LONG A GO GO)

472
00:24:12,305 --> 00:25:12,777
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