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Go away.
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Call the police!
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Go on, call the police!
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- Do you hear me?
- No, I’m gone deaf.
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Call the police!
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- Who are you?
- Security guard.
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Do you have a contract
with the parking lot owner?
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- Of course, I have.
- Then show it to me, please.
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Mind your goats and sheep;
they are destroying the cars.
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- How much are you paid for your work?
- None of your business.
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Go out of here, grandma.
Mind your goats and sheep.
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Such welcoming people live here.
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Where’s your boss?
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He’s off today.
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So, you are the only parking guy.
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Come on, let’s go.
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You came with your cup?
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- I made myself coffee.
- Coffee? What about your blood pressure?
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- But I don’t drink alcohol.
- And your blood pressure?
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Coffee is not alcohol.
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But coffee means blood pressure.
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Well, to your health, my first
husband Grandy!
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It's great to celebrate
your birthday in midsummer.
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Eat cucumbers, tomatoes…
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73 years old…
Ordinary people don’t live that long!
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Worms ate my peers ages ago.
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Grandy, well done, you are
still on this side of the grave.
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It turns out, Grandy, that you have
golden hands, which is a true godsend.
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When we were courting,
my mother was right:
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she said you were from a good family
and had a pair of golden hands.
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But Kitty, my other husband,
also has a gift from God.
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Especially for sex.
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Two husbands are better than one!
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Well, let everyone get up
and introduce themselves.
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(in Russian)
I am Natalia’s husband, Slava Veselov,
Kitty.
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Ex-husband!
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(in Ukrainian)
I am Grandy and also
Natalia’s ex-husband.
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- And who are you, Petchenko?
- I am...
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You are a refugee.
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From Donetsk Oblast.
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I should have eaten less.
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And drank less.
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- Natalia, do you need help?
- Kitty, yes, perhaps.
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- I’ve never seen such a dress design.
- Could you zip it up?
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- There’s no zipper here.
- There’s one. Look down.
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- Pull it up?
- Yes, up.
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I got it up to the very end.
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Kitty!
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Tell me, why do you need a cowboy hat?
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It’s a sheriff’s hat.
Do you see the star?
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But you are a dancer!
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- The sheriff is a chief of police.
- I see.
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♪ Dear mother of mine,
you've been through sleepless nights,
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Taking me to the fields
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at the village’s verge.
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And to a faraway road,
you saw me off at the sunrise,
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Giving me an embroidered towel for luck.
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And to a faraway road,
you saw me off at the sunrise,
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Giving me an embroidered towel
for fate and for luck,
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I am taking your gift...
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Now, the other way.
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In the grass rustling gently… ♪
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Kitty, curtsey!
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You’ve never learned to do it.
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That’s what ladies do.
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And men do it this way.
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Kitty, what about kissing
your lady’s hand?
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Thank you, Kitty,
for the lovely memories.
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Let's go.
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Eva, faster!
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Show Daddy how you circle in the water.
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I’m going to you.
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Let’s swim to the other side.
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- No.
- Why not? At least to the middle.
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What swimming style do you know?
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Doggy paddle.
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Eva, you have to warm up in the water.
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I do, only it doesn’t go too well.
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I can’t see your arms.
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Stretch them out more!
All the same, you are doggy paddling.
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The Father of Independence, Ivan Zayats.
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Author of the Constitution.
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Meeting of the council.
It was filmed in Verhovna Rada.
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Grandy, we missed it all.
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We should have been voting in 1991.
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I’m off to work.
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Tell me later how it ends.
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Not well.
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They tricked people.
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Are you a dependent person
or an independent person?
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- What do you mean?
- Say, if you want, you go shopping.
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If you want, you can go swimming.
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You can play with Sophia
or visit Grandma.
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You do what you want.
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That’s independence.
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In the Soviet Union, we were dependent.
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We weren’t allowed to speak Ukrainian.
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In my school, all subjects
were taught in Russian.
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It’s the worst thing when people
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are forbidden to speak
their native language in school.
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Independence is
when you can speak Ukrainian,
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as we sang a prayer in the church today.
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♪ In our lovely Ukrainian language,
we are singing a prayer to God… ♪
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Everyone enjoyed it.
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We sang this prayer twice.
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Ukraine won back its independence
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just as we won back the independence
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of our piece of land
from the local developer.
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It was before you were born, in 2000.
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They wanted to fill in our pit
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and level it with the rest of the area
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to build a skyscraper
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and charge the future residents big bucks.
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But we resisted.
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We wanted to live
the way we used to live.
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We fought and we won.
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We threw ourselves under their tractors.
We went to court.
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We resisted just as Ukraine resists now.
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[Eviction Order]
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What the heck!
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Oh God, look who’s here!
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Now, it won’t pop up anymore.
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Get off.
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What do you need?
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- Good day.
- Good day.
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- Is it 12 Baturynska Street?
- Yes.
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We have to tear it all down.
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Come here!
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Come and stand here.
Don’t let him in.
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I’m going to another car.
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What is it?
What’s the matter?
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Come on. While you are thinking,
they’ll ruin something for you here.
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You stay here, and I’ll go there.
Don’t leave here.
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- What the hell does he do?
- We can’t guess.
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He doesn’t know anything
and says he’s calling a client.
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Stand here!
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Who sent you here?
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What did they tell you to do?
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If people are here,
we are leaving.
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How about we soak you in kerosene
and set it on fire?
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Hold on, I’ll bring some.
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Mom, what’s going on?
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They came here to destroy everything.
Nobody seems to live here.
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I think they are trying to threaten us.
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When will the police come?
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They’ll run over me now.
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Hurry up.
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- I’ve passed on your message.
- Thanks.
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We’ll keep calling.
Ten times if needed.
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Because if it’s a police device…
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We need to record
that they damaged our fence.
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How did they damage it?
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Well, the fence flew off its hinges.
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Mom, everything is damaged here.
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Touch anything with a finger
and it’ll fall apart.
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Don’t be insulting, Tetiana.
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For example,
our toilet is still standing.
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We’ll get out of it.
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We have to come to terms with everything.
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We have an enemy
that is much stronger than us.
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Much stronger.
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And they try to intimidate us
in many different ways.
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- Kitty, are you going to dye your hair?
- I never dye my hair!
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Eyebrows?
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Never.
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- And the moustache?
- Never.
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I’m straight.
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- Since when?
- All my life.
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I know for sure
you’ve dyed your hair before.
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Let it be.
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The water has run out here too!
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We’ll fill it up.
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It’s not Sharm El Sheikh.
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I only recognise Sharm El Sheikh.
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Natalia, do you need help?
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[SAVED OUR PEOPLE
IN AFGHANISTAN]
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- What’s up, Kitty?
- Do you need help?
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What’s up?
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- Need help?
- No.
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Kitty, it’s ok.
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- The tap is running.
- Grandy, wait!
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I've lost the plug.
It’s no longer there…
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So, what now?
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Well, maybe my eyes don’t see.
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What plug?
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From the bathtub.
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- You are helpless without me.
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So where did you put it?
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Someone has come.
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May I speak with Natalia Dmytrivna?
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Please come in.
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- Good day.
- Good day.
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Please excuse me for interrupting
your work in the evening.
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May I have a few minutes
of your attention?
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My name is Genadiy.
I represent the developer.
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I brought you a gift
as an apology for this interruption.
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Our company is interested in building
a kindergarten on this site.
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- Public or private one?
- Private.
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There are plenty of places for rent!
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I am doing a particular task:
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the investor is interested
in your site only.
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Here is a million bucks zealot.
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- Glory to Ukraine!
- Hi.
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- Can you speak?
- Yes.
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I need to share the news with someone.
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The investors came here again.
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They offered me a million dollars.
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- How much?
- One million. Are you hard of hearing?
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Yes, I don’t hear anything after "one".
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Explosions were heard
in many cities of Ukraine.
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We are imposing martial law.
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I spoke with President Biden
a minute ago.
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The US is already preparing
international support.
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Today, I ask
everyone to stay calm
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and stay home if possible.
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We work.
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The army is working.
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The entire security
and defence sector of Ukraine works.
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No panic.
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We are strong, ready for anything,
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and will defeat everyone
because we are Ukraine.
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We are inspecting our bomb shelter.
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The main thing is
we have plenty of food here.
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I have a variety
of pickled cucumbers and tomatoes.
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Here, you can even lie down.
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Of course, it’s uncomfortable here
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because I didn’t think of placing
an inflatable mattress there.
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The ceiling also needs
repairs and plastering.
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If war were more common,
it would be tidier here,
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but thank God war is a rarity.
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Nice!
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Here’s the last nail in Putin's head.
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This is a danger for all of Europe,
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an attack on the principles
of world peace.
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Now the world sees that Putin
and his allies in the Kremlin…
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During the bombardment, the gap
between the doors is the safest place.
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Because it is a load-bearing wall
and it protects us.
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We don’t believe you, Kitty.
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The safest place is in the chicken coop.
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The hen senses safe places,
and it lays its eggs there.
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It’s dark, cold, and stinky
in the chicken coop…
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But it is safe!
Cover your nose and ears, and let's go.
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I won’t go.
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Then a bomber will fall on you, Kitty.
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It’s curfew already.
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We must turn off the lights
not to guide the bombers.
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Kitty, will you stop frightening us?
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It's not me.
It's what they say on TV.
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I like it when everything is lit up.
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The apartment block opposite us
completely turned off their lights.
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- Really?
- Yes, look.
253
00:28:27,863 --> 00:28:31,264
We covered the windows with blackboards.
254
00:28:31,347 --> 00:28:34,857
In 1941, the windows
were also covered with black paper.
255
00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:36,889
Do you remember this, Kitty?
256
00:28:36,972 --> 00:28:39,638
I watched movies and read books.
257
00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:49,847
Do we have something here....
258
00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,829
No egg.
259
00:28:57,934 --> 00:29:01,721
If you run away,
let the dog out of the cage;
260
00:29:01,804 --> 00:29:03,350
don't let him starve.
261
00:29:03,858 --> 00:29:06,272
No, I'm not running away.
262
00:29:07,054 --> 00:29:09,635
I have nowhere to run.
I am not afraid.
263
00:29:09,718 --> 00:29:11,783
My senses have died.
264
00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:15,087
I feel neither joy nor sadness.
265
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,242
So, what about Kitty?
Wasn't he the first to escape?
266
00:29:18,325 --> 00:29:19,422
Who?
267
00:29:19,505 --> 00:29:20,786
Kitty.
268
00:29:21,247 --> 00:29:24,647
He'll catch up with you later tonight.
269
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,482
Are there trains?
270
00:29:27,897 --> 00:29:29,275
I don’t know… yes.
271
00:29:29,358 --> 00:29:32,013
Well, then he will be
in Lviv before you.
272
00:29:33,534 --> 00:29:36,373
I thought he was already on his way.
273
00:29:36,456 --> 00:29:39,328
He's packing an emergency suitcase;
274
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:44,400
he read yesterday what to put in it.
275
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,540
Personal hygiene products!
276
00:29:46,623 --> 00:29:49,927
Did you pack it?
Yeah, he's leaving soon.
277
00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:53,887
So, soon, you will see Kitty in Lviv!
278
00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:57,180
There is nothing to fear
because he is a Russian citizen.
279
00:29:57,821 --> 00:30:00,571
He definitely won’t be shot.
280
00:30:02,571 --> 00:30:05,946
Stick a red thread on his back...
281
00:30:07,048 --> 00:30:08,738
Stop it!
282
00:30:08,821 --> 00:30:10,501
We all need Kitty.
283
00:30:11,855 --> 00:30:13,501
(in Ukrainian)
It's horror...
284
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,330
[I PERSUADED YELTSIN NOT TO START
A NUCLEAR WAR. I SAVED THE WORLD.
285
00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:21,330
I SAVED YOU]
286
00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:11,230
Careful, careful.
287
00:31:11,313 --> 00:31:12,313
Let’s go.
288
00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:23,599
Thy will be done,
on Earth as it is in Heaven.
289
00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:26,281
Give us this day our daily bread,
290
00:31:26,364 --> 00:31:28,422
and forgive us our trespasses,
291
00:31:28,505 --> 00:31:31,235
as we forgive those
who trespass against us,
292
00:31:31,318 --> 00:31:33,192
and lead us not into temptation,
293
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,539
but deliver us from evil.
294
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:44,029
For thine is the kingdom, power,
and glory, forever and ever.
295
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:45,112
Amen.
296
00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:36,685
Masha, I am hard on hearing
without my hearing aid,
297
00:32:36,768 --> 00:32:39,047
so I just fell out of bed.
298
00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:42,413
Kitty is lucky that he went to Warsaw
299
00:32:42,496 --> 00:32:44,859
and didn't see anything, thank God...
300
00:32:46,473 --> 00:32:50,120
And where else did the missiles
fall apart from our house?
301
00:32:55,270 --> 00:32:59,737
Was anyone hurt by this plane
in the White Dachas?
302
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,458
Some people suffered.
303
00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:06,183
Really?
304
00:33:06,266 --> 00:33:10,257
Don’t you think they are after us?
305
00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:05,346
Tanks!
306
00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,079
Kitty, do you hear tanks coming?
307
00:34:13,210 --> 00:34:19,311
Our tanks with our flags.
308
00:34:20,077 --> 00:34:21,994
Probably going to Azov.
309
00:34:50,586 --> 00:34:56,907
Did shelling damage these trees,
or is it from a single strike?
310
00:34:56,990 --> 00:34:59,750
It's from shrapnel.
311
00:35:02,330 --> 00:35:04,462
So, is it straight through
or just a little bit?
312
00:35:04,545 --> 00:35:08,236
Some trees are badly damaged.
313
00:35:12,971 --> 00:35:16,873
Clay or horse manure can help.
314
00:35:16,956 --> 00:35:19,303
You mentioned "Var" ointment,
and that's correct.
315
00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:21,261
But "Var" is very expensive.
316
00:35:21,810 --> 00:35:26,250
Well, I pity the oak
because it's so big...
317
00:35:26,329 --> 00:35:27,418
It will endure.
318
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:30,531
If people have endured,
the oak will surely endure.
319
00:36:01,931 --> 00:36:05,180
- Why are you lying down?
- I was watching the news.
320
00:36:05,851 --> 00:36:09,320
Our Kitty is gone.
His room is available.
321
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,640
You can move in with us.
322
00:36:12,723 --> 00:36:16,163
The cat likes the cold,
and I like warmth...
323
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:18,530
Well, as you wish...
324
00:36:18,613 --> 00:36:23,459
Listen, I'm thinking
of joining the territorial defence.
325
00:36:24,764 --> 00:36:26,775
Are you coming with me?
326
00:36:26,858 --> 00:36:28,252
Go ahead.
327
00:36:28,335 --> 00:36:30,585
To control the situation...
328
00:36:42,176 --> 00:36:44,889
I want to sign up
for the territorial defence,
329
00:36:47,530 --> 00:36:49,540
Yurchenko Natalia Dmitriivna.
330
00:36:50,304 --> 00:36:51,776
Date of birth?
331
00:36:51,859 --> 00:36:54,620
October 27, 1954.
332
00:36:54,703 --> 00:36:57,069
I'm not 70 yet!
333
00:36:57,734 --> 00:37:00,221
I'm a pretty young Grandma.
334
00:37:00,304 --> 00:37:01,682
Okay, thank you.
335
00:37:01,765 --> 00:37:03,850
Is my age acceptable?
336
00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:10,109
I'm not talking about active fighting,
but maybe something else?
337
00:37:10,192 --> 00:37:11,872
I'll sign you up.
338
00:37:14,890 --> 00:37:23,327
I can bake pies, make dumplings,
and weave netting.
339
00:37:34,402 --> 00:37:36,858
- Is there enough work for everyone?
- Yes.
340
00:37:36,941 --> 00:37:39,327
- Do you need more people?
- Of course.
341
00:37:39,410 --> 00:37:42,191
- So, you don't refuse anyone?
- No one.
342
00:37:43,188 --> 00:37:44,632
There's a lot of work here.
343
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,140
How are you?
344
00:37:49,617 --> 00:37:56,522
We have our private pit in Darnytsia.
345
00:37:56,605 --> 00:38:00,407
We garden and farm there
346
00:38:00,949 --> 00:38:03,858
and keep chickens and goats.
347
00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:13,947
We sit and fight
to establish ownership of our land.
348
00:38:14,916 --> 00:38:16,054
Unsuccessfully.
349
00:38:16,945 --> 00:38:20,858
Just as Ukraine is fighting
for independence, we fight for our land.
350
00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:24,047
Well, that's our common problem...
351
00:38:24,130 --> 00:38:29,398
Yes, neither law nor order anywhere.
352
00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:40,602
It's some professional choir singing...
353
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:43,050
No, it's just some Pink Floyd.
354
00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:46,312
Some Pink Floyd?
355
00:38:47,219 --> 00:38:51,062
It’s our Khlyvnyuk sings
and Pink Floyd!
356
00:38:55,768 --> 00:38:59,758
A strip of cloth 20-30 cm long.
357
00:38:59,841 --> 00:39:01,555
The fabric must not be synthetic.
358
00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:03,388
It's not synthetic...
359
00:39:09,092 --> 00:39:11,748
- Here’s the same one.
- Is it just gasoline everywhere?
360
00:39:13,803 --> 00:39:15,814
Is there anything without gasoline?
361
00:39:15,897 --> 00:39:18,990
And should the bottle
be made of plastic or glass?
362
00:39:23,451 --> 00:39:26,224
If it's glass...
363
00:39:31,498 --> 00:39:33,775
First, you need to make explosives.
364
00:39:33,858 --> 00:39:37,603
Mix 2/3 gasoline and 1/3 oil.
365
00:39:37,686 --> 00:39:39,720
Oil! That’s what I need.
366
00:39:39,803 --> 00:39:43,278
[KIND DOGS, EVIL OWNER]
367
00:39:54,703 --> 00:39:56,804
- God helps you.
- Thank you.
368
00:39:58,650 --> 00:39:59,650
Goodbye.
369
00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:06,277
A real migration crisis
and the real challenges ahead.
370
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:12,274
Ukraine is one
of the world's leading exporters
371
00:40:12,357 --> 00:40:19,184
of wheat, vegetable oil, corn
and other agricultural products.
372
00:40:20,253 --> 00:40:21,353
Hello?
373
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,248
Hi, Natalia,
good morning, honey bunny!
374
00:40:26,331 --> 00:40:30,525
Kitty, is that you?
Why a new phone number?
375
00:40:33,206 --> 00:40:38,538
I fell on the asphalt, and it broke.
376
00:40:38,621 --> 00:40:41,753
Is the phone no longer working?
Did you scratch your snout?
377
00:40:43,263 --> 00:40:44,263
Em… Face!
378
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:48,957
Kitty, how many times
have you fallen off your bike?
379
00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:51,020
Kitty says hello!
380
00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:56,267
There are 5G towers everywhere,
but there are many other amazing things.
381
00:40:56,350 --> 00:40:59,224
People put solar panels in their homes.
382
00:41:00,152 --> 00:41:05,827
I saw a large plot of land with houses
all covered with solar panels.
383
00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:09,931
And they give you
24 euros every day, right?
384
00:41:10,014 --> 00:41:15,975
They give 94 euros per month...
385
00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:21,462
We buy food.
386
00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:24,810
There is a kitchen.
387
00:41:25,530 --> 00:41:27,546
We cook for ourselves.
388
00:41:27,629 --> 00:41:32,654
And you spend all the money, Kitty?
389
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:42,834
- Can't you buy yourself a smartphone?
- Not yet, I can’t afford it yet.
390
00:41:43,530 --> 00:41:44,530
Hello…
391
00:41:57,168 --> 00:42:03,477
♫ There will be light when it’ll be dark...
392
00:42:03,970 --> 00:42:06,730
Oh Tsarina…♫
What the heck.
393
00:42:12,316 --> 00:42:14,511
Grandy, they turned off the lights again.
394
00:42:17,605 --> 00:42:19,407
It's horrible.
395
00:42:19,490 --> 00:42:21,170
Why are you sitting?
396
00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:23,057
Does the TV not work?
397
00:42:23,530 --> 00:42:27,167
Grab your torches and shovels,
and let's dig the garden!
398
00:42:28,441 --> 00:42:31,119
You can always find a job with a torch.
399
00:42:32,158 --> 00:42:38,705
Grandy, Olga called
to ask for three roosters.
400
00:42:39,275 --> 00:42:44,887
I'm going to cage them now,
and you'll slaughter them tomorrow.
401
00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:47,942
She asked you to call
when everything was ready.
402
00:42:48,025 --> 00:42:52,477
I'm off, don't miss me!
403
00:43:06,555 --> 00:43:09,222
It’s clearly not a rooster.
404
00:43:19,636 --> 00:43:21,316
Hush, don’t scream.
405
00:43:50,755 --> 00:43:53,090
Come, my dear.
406
00:43:56,454 --> 00:43:57,748
Let’s go…
407
00:43:58,492 --> 00:44:02,891
This is the naughtiest goat
that never wants to be milked.
408
00:44:26,281 --> 00:44:30,179
I search for Slava Veselov.
409
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,070
He was my husband.
410
00:44:34,023 --> 00:44:41,007
The date of birth is June 6, 1961.
411
00:44:46,213 --> 00:44:50,971
How can I find any information about him?
412
00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:56,778
Do you know where he is?
413
00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:11,010
Are you sure you don’t know
where he was taken?
414
00:45:21,810 --> 00:45:26,142
If there is any update,
can I call you back?
415
00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:29,463
Thank you.
416
00:46:10,217 --> 00:46:11,728
Mommy’s milk.
417
00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:18,153
Open your mouth,
or you won’t grow.
418
00:46:20,213 --> 00:46:24,247
Drink some milk…
Good girl.
419
00:46:31,532 --> 00:46:35,274
We’ll take you inside,
it’s getting cold.
420
00:49:27,603 --> 00:49:29,003
God bless you.
421
00:52:09,223 --> 00:52:13,358
[I PERSUADED YELTSIN NOT TO START
A NUCLEAR WAR. I SAVED THE WORLD.
422
00:52:13,403 --> 00:52:14,403
I SAVED YOU.]
423
00:52:16,731 --> 00:52:18,101
It was difficult for him.
424
00:52:18,184 --> 00:52:21,106
He couldn't sleep,
although he never complained.
425
00:52:22,450 --> 00:52:26,301
He went to make coffee
with his high blood pressure,
426
00:52:26,384 --> 00:52:28,484
perhaps for the umpteenth time.
427
00:52:29,968 --> 00:52:36,190
Perhaps he was in a hurry
to go to paradise, so God took him.
428
00:52:37,290 --> 00:52:41,533
He said, well, we’ll take you.
429
00:52:42,643 --> 00:52:44,726
It could happen that way.
430
00:52:45,669 --> 00:52:51,091
God decides whether it is time or not.
431
00:52:54,166 --> 00:52:57,287
At least he doesn’t struggle anymore.
432
00:52:57,370 --> 00:53:00,892
He didn't struggle here.
He struggled there, in the West.
433
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:05,743
You see, he was intimidated there;
434
00:53:05,826 --> 00:53:10,099
he had a Russian passport
and boasted about it.
435
00:53:10,183 --> 00:53:12,057
And who likes Russians now…
436
00:53:13,503 --> 00:53:16,437
He was a churchgoer
437
00:53:17,752 --> 00:53:19,379
and didn't drink or smoke.
438
00:53:20,754 --> 00:53:22,504
Pity he didn't drink.
439
00:53:23,559 --> 00:53:25,725
Let’s drink to his memory.
440
00:53:29,703 --> 00:53:31,906
However, he would disapprove of it.
441
00:53:32,850 --> 00:53:37,068
He’d say, "But I never drink..."
442
00:53:41,709 --> 00:53:46,490
No conversation has ever
taken place without Kitty.
443
00:55:26,992 --> 00:55:30,031
Gather everything...
444
00:55:30,846 --> 00:55:31,748
No need!
445
00:55:31,831 --> 00:55:35,643
Tie up your hair
so it doesn’t fall into the dough!
446
00:55:36,412 --> 00:55:42,451
Easter cakes and hair don’t go together.
447
00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,866
Look at Grandma.
448
00:55:46,949 --> 00:55:48,960
- I have a scarf.
- Why?
449
00:55:49,043 --> 00:55:51,261
So that the hair
doesn't end up in cake.
450
00:55:51,738 --> 00:55:56,037
Clean hands, clean legs, head covered.
451
00:55:56,967 --> 00:56:01,345
Thoughts must be pure, too!
452
00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:04,480
- What does "pure thoughts" mean?
- It's when you ask God
453
00:56:04,563 --> 00:56:13,705
to help you make Paskhas
and bless the cake receiver with joy.
454
00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:16,455
How do I put it in?
455
00:56:16,538 --> 00:56:19,834
Press from all sides.
456
00:56:25,610 --> 00:56:26,692
Nice job, Eva!
457
00:56:26,775 --> 00:56:29,251
- Put it in here?
- Yes.
458
00:56:29,914 --> 00:56:31,788
Beautiful Paskhas!
459
00:57:00,178 --> 00:57:04,018
I'm sick of these goats...
To hell with them.
460
00:57:14,886 --> 00:57:16,482
What happened?
461
00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:19,207
Your goats are jumping on my car again.
462
00:57:19,290 --> 00:57:22,947
I come here every night,
and they keep jumping.
463
00:57:23,030 --> 00:57:25,584
Same story all week long!
464
00:57:26,053 --> 00:57:28,676
It would be best
if you did something about it.
465
00:57:28,759 --> 00:57:30,848
It isn’t the first
time I’m here.
466
00:57:30,931 --> 00:57:34,028
It’s against the law
to damage my property.
467
00:57:34,912 --> 00:57:38,227
- Put your property in the parking lot.
- I do!
468
00:57:38,310 --> 00:57:43,437
They don't go to the legal parking lots!
469
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:47,360
There should be a secured parking lot,
not a random one.
470
00:57:47,443 --> 00:57:49,550
They are afraid of alarms, so use them.
471
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,807
If they jump on the car again
and hear the alarm,
472
00:57:51,890 --> 00:57:53,219
they will run away quickly.
473
00:58:10,474 --> 00:58:13,723
- Let’s sell the land.
- You'd sell everything!
474
00:58:14,677 --> 00:58:18,723
Clear the site
and bring in the bulldozers.
475
00:58:19,302 --> 00:58:20,422
Stupid face!
476
00:58:20,505 --> 00:58:25,828
Put up garages here
and a paid parking lot.
477
00:58:25,911 --> 00:58:27,007
Make money?
478
00:58:27,090 --> 00:58:29,250
Go around collecting cash.
479
00:58:31,384 --> 00:58:36,100
Grandy, to collect cash,
you have to work a lot!
480
00:58:36,183 --> 00:58:39,749
You have to be smart.
481
00:58:39,832 --> 00:58:41,284
Only fools work.
482
00:58:43,277 --> 00:58:48,353
Grandy, but in 75 years,
you haven't sat down for a day.
483
00:58:48,436 --> 00:58:52,259
So you are a complete fool?
484
00:58:52,342 --> 00:58:54,217
If you call it work.
485
00:58:55,587 --> 00:58:58,167
Don't worry, Grandy,
everything will be fine.
486
00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:04,486
Nothing threatens us as long
as we have land, birds singing,
487
00:59:04,570 --> 00:59:07,610
and flowers growing.
488
00:59:08,229 --> 00:59:11,407
So, it’s decided:
we won’t sell the land.
489
00:59:11,490 --> 00:59:12,283
We'll see.
490
00:59:42,690 --> 00:59:44,546
Eva, nice job!
491
01:00:52,385 --> 01:00:56,642
Scatter them along the entire length.
492
01:00:58,526 --> 01:01:02,832
Now, cover them with a bit of soil.
493
01:01:03,770 --> 01:01:05,930
Not too much because the seeds are tiny.
494
01:01:08,106 --> 01:01:13,116
After we water them,
you say the following magic words.
495
01:01:13,726 --> 01:01:15,809
- Will this do?
- It will.
496
01:01:17,585 --> 01:01:18,985
What do I say?
497
01:01:19,970 --> 01:01:26,775
As I sow, you bloom and grow, marigolds...
498
01:01:26,858 --> 01:01:32,422
For luck, for health,
and the end of the war.
499
01:01:55,062 --> 01:01:56,949
Hello, the flower of Ukraine!
500
01:01:57,614 --> 01:02:00,567
Wow! Did you come up with it yourself?
501
01:02:00,650 --> 01:02:02,692
- Yes. Is it nice?
- Stunning!
502
01:02:03,305 --> 01:03:03,819
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